All this year's topics

From Aber

These are all 456 topics from this year's log, in reverse order. This list is updated every three hours along with the current log. There is also an historic archive of topics going back to 2000.

• LUXURY (Stuii_)
• DAVCAM SNR. DEAD (Stuii_)
• [Quasi] I EAT FACES (sam)
• [Quasi] I EAT FAECES (sam)
• FACEBOOK HACKED BY CHINKS (sam)
• EGGS AND SHOES PELTING FOR LABOUR'S BLAIR (Stuii_)
• GMTV DEAD ([Deev])
• CYRIL SMITH DEAD (Stuii_)
• ENGLAND 4 HUNGARIA OR WHATEVER 0 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 3 HUNGARIA OR WHATEVER 0 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 2 HUNGARIA OR WHATEVER 0 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 1 HUNGARIA OR WHATEVER 0 (Lambie)
• CYRIL SMITH DEAD (Owf)
• The Previous Topic Was A Waste Of Precious Time (Quasi)
• The last topic was a dismal failure, due to a lack of input materials (Dan)
• [Quasi] shags emus for fun [Monty] worries sheep arse mostly [slightlymad] llama shit turns me on (Dan)
• [Quasi] you don't get total face coverage with anything under an 11 (Stuii_)
• EVERYONE'S DEAD DAVE (sam)
• *KLAXXON* MR_SCOD SIGHTED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. (Lambie)
• ON NOW: GIN PISSING, WITH FEEK AND MONTY. ON LATER: WHISKEY PISSING, WITH FEEK AND QUASI (Lambie)
• TERRORISM CANCELLED (Lambie)
• ITS TERRORISM, POSSIBLY (Lambie)
• THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS A TOPIC (Quasi)
• ZSA ZSA GABOR NEARLY DEAD ([Deev])
• OBAMA BUILDS MOSQUE AT 9/11 TERROR GROUND ZERO (Stuii_)
• AUDIT COMMISSION DEAD (Owf)
• [slightlymad] I did my boss at home on friday [Lambie] let him beg to work your snatch [slightlymad] I prefer bdsm, goat felatio and donkey dong to straight sex these days [slightlymad] holy fuck my boss got me off [Owf] I prefer Gay poosex dressed in a lilac rubber nightie [Owf] I can feel my glans swell (sam)
• [slightlymad] I did my boss at home on friday [Lambie] let him beg to work your snatch [slightlymad] I prefer bdsm, goat felatio and donkey dong to straight sex these days [slightlymad] holy fuck my boss got me off [Owf] I prefer Gay poosex dressed in a lilac rubber nightie (Dan)
• [slightlymad] I did my boss at home on friday [Lambie] let him beg to work your snatch [slightlymad] I prefer bdsm, goat felatio and donkey dong to straight sex these days [slightlymad] holy fuck my boss got me off [Owf] I prefer Gay poosex dressed in a rubber nightie (Dan)
• [slightlymad] I did my boss at home on friday [Lambie] let him beg to work your snatch [slightlymad] I prefer bdsm, goat felatio and donkey dong to straight sex these days [slightlymad] holy fuck my boss got me off [Owf] I prefer Gay poosex dressed in a rubber nightie, its a scream (Dan)
• [slightlymad] I did my boss at home on friday [Lambie] let him beg to work your snatch [slightlymad] I prefer bdsm, goat felatio and donkey dong to straight sex these days [^Stuii^] Hetero straight fuck play is damn good [slightlymad] holy fuck my boss got me off (Dan)
• [slightlymad] I did my boss at home on friday [Lambie] let him beg to work your snatch [slightlymad] I prefer bdsm, goat felatio and donkey dong to straight sex these days [^Stuii^] Hetero straight fuck play is damn good [slightlymad] holy fuck my boss got me off [Owf] I prefer Gay poosex dressed in a rubb (Dan)
• [slightlymad] I did my boss at home on friday [Lambie] let him beg to work your snatch [slightlymad] I prefer bdsm, goat felatio and donkey dong to straight sex these days [^Stuii^] Hetero straight fuck play is damn good [slightlymad] holy fuck my boss got me off (Stuii)
• [slightlymad] I did my boss at home on friday [Lambie] let him beg to work your snatch [slightlymad] I prefer bdsm, goat felatio and donkey dong to straight sex these days [^Stuii^] Hetero straight fuck play is damn good (Dan)
• [slightlymad] I did my boss at home on friday [Lambie] let him beg to work your snatch [slightlymad] I prefer bdsm, goat felatio and donkey dong to straight sex these days (Dan)
• [slightlymad] I did my boss at home on friday [Lambie] let him beg to work your snatch [slightlymad] I prefer bdsm, goat felatio and donkey dong to straight sex these days [^Stuii^] to fuck webkin is my goal these days (Dan)
• [slightlymad] I did my boss at home on friday [Lambie] let him beg to work your snatch [slightlymad] I prefer bdsm, goat felatio and donkey dong to straight sex these days (Dan)
• [slightlymad] I did my boss at home on friday [Lambie] let him beg to work your snatch (Dan)
• Alan Gilbert DEAD (Dan)
• [slightlymad] I did my boss at home on friday [Lambie] let him beg to work your snatch (Quasi_)
• ALEX HIGGINS DEAD (Owf)
• NORTH KOREA THREATENS TO TOTALLY NUKE AMERICA AND SOUTH KOREA (Stuii_)
• BULGER KILLER PERVY PDF (Stuii_)
• ARRR (ArrSam)
• IL PLEUT (sam)
• AUNTIE HATES US ALL EQUALLY, INSISTS PETER SCISSORS (Stuii_)
• SAM FOX RABIES TERROR (Stuii_)
• CHERYL'S SIX STONE MALARIA ORDEAL (Stuii)
• APPLAUD, OR BE DESTROYED (Quasi)
• ONE POINT SEVEN BILLION WERE THERE FOR HIS BIRTH (Stuii_)
• EZER GOOD EZER GOOD (Lambie)
• POETS day again (Dan)
• KINNOCK'S MANDY 'CARICATURE' POT-CALLING (*)
• KINNOCK'S MANDY 'CARICATURE' POT-CALLING (Stuii)
• [^Stuii^] chris is in my hole (sam)
• OWF ONE YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH (sam)
• BBC EEEWS (Stuii)
• YOUTUBE DEAD ([Deev])
• NON DE BURKHA (sam)
• NON DE BURKA4 (sam)
• OWF QUARANTE (Stuii_)
• FUCK OFF MONDAY, FUCK RIGHT OFF FOOTBALL (Dan)
• FUCK OFF MONDAY (sam)
• GREASY DAYGO SPICS - 1 - 0 - STONED CLOG-WEARING WEIRDOS +30 MINS EXTRA TIME (^Lambie^)
• GREASY DAYGO SPICS - 0 - 0 - STONED CLOG-WEARING WEIRDOS +30 MINS EXTRA TIME (Stuii_)
• GREASY DAYGO SPICS - 0 - 0 - STONED CLOG-WEARING WEIRDOS (Stuii)
• HOT, AND WET (Stuii_)
• RAOUL DEAD (eppa)
• MOAT:DEAD GAZZA: 'CRITICALLY INJURED' (sam)
• GAZZA AND MOAT DEAD SHOCKER (sam)
• GAZZA IN MOAT CLIMAX TWIST ([Deev])
• JENNIFER SAUNDERS NOT DEAD (Blu)
• ALL HAIL BARON PRESCOTT (Stuii)
• KRAUT OF AFRICA (Lambie)
• DOWN AND KRAUT (Stuii)
• OKTOPUSWURST (Stuii)
• OCTOPUS DEAD (Stuii)
• GREASY DAYGO SPICS - 1 - 0 - DER VATERLAND (Stuii)
• GREASY DAYGO SPICS - 0 - 0 - DER VATERLAND (Stuii)
• WOSS WOOED BY ITV (Stuii)
• CHERYL COALS IN MALARIA NIGHTMARE (sam)
• 6 MUSIC NOT DEAD ([Deev])
• JAMES BOND DEAD (Stuii)
• HALF OF JEDWARD NEARLY DEAD (Stuii)
• PARALLEL UNIVERSE ENGLAND 6 - 0 STUPID ARGIES WITH IDEAS ABOVE THEIR STATION (Stuii)
• GLORIOUS ENGLISH LIONS 2 - 0 STUPID ARGIES (sam)
• ARGIE BARGIES - 0 - 4 - HERR FLICKS (sam)
• ARGIE BARGIES - 0 - 4 - HERR FLICKS (^Lambie^)
• ARGIE BARGIES - 0 - 3 - HERR FLICKS (^Lambie^)
• ARGIE BARGIES - 0 - 2 - HERR FLICKS (^Lambie^)
• ARGIE BARGIES - 0 - 1 - HERR FLICKS (Stuii)
• [sam] it's just too big [Owf] too big full stop [sam] it's fucking massive [Owf] too much (^Lambie^)
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• NADAL ENDS MURRAY'S SEMI (Stuii_)
• STUII FIXES !LOGSEARCH CHANNEL COMMAND SHOCKER (Stuii_)
• DON'T MENTION ZE SCORE. (Stuii)
• NOTHING OF CONSEQUENCE OCCURRED TODAY. (Lambie)
• TOMMY - 1 - 4 - FRITZ (DON'T MENTION ZE VOR) (Stuii)
• TOMMY - 1 - 3 - FRITZ (DON'T MENTION ZE VOR) (Lambie)
• TOMMY - 1 - 2 - FRITZ (DON'T MENTION ZE VOR) (Lambie)
• TOMMY - 0 - 2 - FRITZ (DON'T MENTION ZE VOR) (Lambie)
• TOMMY - 0 - 1 - FRITZ (DON'T MENTION ZE VOR) (LambieBALLYHUN)
• TOMMY - 0 - 0 - FRITZ (DON'T MENTION ZE VOR) (Stuii)
• TOMMY - 0 - 0 - FRITZ (Stuii)
• TOMMY - 0 - 0 - FRTIZ (Stuii)
• [Stuii] I'm ginger, and intend to be as ginger as possible (^Lambie^)
• DICK CHENEY NEARLY DEAD (Stuii)
• MICHAEL JACKSON STILL DEAD (Stuii)
• GREASY WOPS GO HOME (sam)
• [slightlymad] I do sweaty men in leather (Stuii)
• [eppa] 5 inches is a little small (Owf)
• ENGLAND - 1 - 0 - OH GOD I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, CZECHOSLOVAKIA OR WHATEVER, I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH ALL THESE NEW FANGLED COUNTRIES, IT WAS EASIER WHEN IT WAS ALL THE SOVIET UNION. (Stuii)
• ENGLAND - 1 - 0 - OH GOD I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, CZECHOSLOVAKIA OR WHATEVER (Stuii)
• ENGLAND - 0 - 0 - OH GOD I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, CZECHOSLOVAKIA OR WHATEVER (Stuii)
• FROGS GO HOME (Owf)
• FROGS 0 SITH EFRICANS 2 (Owf)
• FROGS 0 SITH EFRICANS 1 (Owf)
• The previous topic attempted to undermine SCMs' basic rights to whinge and contained a spelling error anyway. (Stuii)
• YOU CANNOT MAKE AN OMLETTE WITHOUT BREAKING A FEW EGGS. AND BY EGGS, I MEAN HEADS. AND BY HEADS, I MEAN *YOUR* HEAD. (Quasi)
• FRANK SIDEBOTTOM DEAD (Owf)
• [Owf] I was better at badminton [Owf] generally in nice short skirts (Stuii_)
• OVERPAID CELEBRITIES - 0 - 0 - GOD DAMN A-RABS (Stuii_)
• ENGLAND - 0 - 0 - GOD DAMN A-RABS (Stuii)
• USA WINS 2 - 2 (Stuii)
• HUN 0 YUGOSLAVIA 1 (Owf)
• FROGS 0 GRINGOS 2 (Lambie)
• SOUTH AFRICA SHUTS THE FUCK UP FINALLY (Stuii)
• GAZZA NOT DEAD (Blu)
• WINDSCREEN LEGIONNAIRES' DEATH TERROR (Stuii)
• FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTBALL (Quasi)
• ENGLAND - 1 - 1 - HYSTERICAL AMERICAN BP DRAMA QUEENS (Stuii_)
• ENGLAND - 1 - 0 - HYSTERICAL AMERICAN BP DRAMA QUEENS (Stuii_)
• ENGLAND - 1 - 0 - HYSTERICAL AMERICAN BP DRAMA QUEENSer (Stuii_)
• ENGLAND - 0 - 0 - HYSTERICAL AMERICAN BP DRAMA QUEENSer (Lambie)
• ENGLAND - 0 - 0 - HYSTERICAL AMERICAN BP DRAMA QUEENS (Stuii)
• EGON RONAY DEAD (Stuii)
• THEY'RE MEN, THEY'RE MEN IN TIGHTS (Lambie)
• DAUGHTER OF FEEK BORN (Lambie)
• CABLE DEAD (sam)
• GENERAL TEACHING COUNCIL FOR ENGLAND DEAD (Owf)
• ZOMBIES WALK (Quasi)
• EVERYONE DEAD IN CUMBRIA, MORE PEOPLE FROM THE SOUTH IMMEDIATELY MOVE IN TO FILL THE VOID (Quasi)
• ON NOW: HOME NETWORK PISSING CONTEST. ON NEXT: LUXURY! (Stuii_)
• ON NOW: HOME NETWORK PISSING CONTEST. ON NEXT: LUXURY! (Stuii_)
• ON NOW: HOME NETWORK PISSING CONTEST. ON NEXT: LUXURY! (Stuii_)
• DECREE FROM #ABER MANAGEMENT: WYRM TO RELOCATE TO MILTON KEYNES AT ONCE (OwfDying)
• OH GOD IT'S JUNE. (Stuii_)
• PAT SHARPE WOO WOO. (Stuii_)
• NO RAPPING. 80s TV THEME YOUTUBE URL ARE SUBJECT TO SCM APPROVAL. (Stuii_)
• NO RAPPING (Stuii_)
• REMAIN SILENT AT ALL TIMES (Stuii)
• NO BLACKS (Stuii_)
• E-EMERGENCY (Stuii_)
• THE FALLEN MADONNA WITH THE BIG BOOBIES (Quasi_)
• DIX POINTS AND LAST (OwfDying)
• DIX POINTS (OwfDying)
• GERMANY MASTERS OF EUROPE (Lambie)
• SEPT POINTS (OwfDying)
• CINQ POINTS (Lambie)
• QUATRE POINTS (OwfDying)
• NUL POINTS (Lambie)
• DENNIS HOPPER DEAD (Blu)
• RONNIE BIGGS NEARLY DEAD (Lambie)
• GARY COLEMAN DEAD (OwfDying)
• PRESCOTT PEERAGE OUTRAGE (Stuii)
• I'LL GET YOU, HE-MAN! CLAIMS SKELETOR (sam)
• EVERYTHING IS NORMAL (Stuii)
• DUCKI CAN ALWAYS SEE YOU (Stuii_)
• NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG. (*)
• NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG. (Quasi_)
• MUTINY IN PROGRESS [!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ] (*)
• MUTINY IN PROGRESS [!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ] (*)
• DEEV IN COMEDY PARTRIDGE TRAVELODGE RELOCATION SHOCKER (Saarlax)
• WOMAN DIES (Saarlax)
• ON NOW: THE YOUNG ONES (sam)
• RAY ALAN (AND LORD CHARLES) DEAD (Owf)
• RAY ALLEN (AND LORD CHARLES) DEAD (Owf)
• DEEV BUYS ROVER (Quasi)
• FERGIE RUNS OUT OF MONEY AGAIN (Stuii_)
• UP TO 1000 DEAD IN INDIA PLANE CRASH HORROR (Stuii_)
• BONO NEARLY DEAD (Stuii_)
• KYLIE IN NEIGHBOURS MECHANIC MINI CAMEO (Stuii)
• Babbage feared dead. (Dan)
• WEEKEND SCORCHIO (Stuii)
• SKIP FULL OF LABOUR LAWS AND SCHEMES DEAD (Stuii)
• HIPS DEAD ([Deev])
• CON-DEM NATION AHAHAHA (Stuii_)
• LAMBIE AND FEEK IN COMEDY 'OOH CAREFUL!' HOMOSEXUAL HOTEL INCIDENT (Stuii)
• YOU CAN'T PARK THERE DAVE (Stuii_)
• BROWN TO CONTINUE AS MP ON OPPOSITION BACK BENCHES WHERE HE BELONGS (Stuii)
• HORRIFIC OWFWIND/CURRY CLOUD GROUNDS HEATHROW FLIGHTS (Stuii)
• DCPM NCDPM (Stuii_)
• KNEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW TORY/LIB DEM/GREEN MASTERS (^Lambie^)
• KNEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW TORY MASTERS (Stuii_)
• ID CARDS DEAD (Owf)
• MEET THE NEW BOSS, SAME AS THE OLD BOSS (sam)
• [Quasi] you can't buy anything over a certain length without 'proof of genuine need' [NLA/NLR] (Stuii)
• ALL HAIL PM CAM. (Stuii)
• ARMOURED DINNER JACKET, if you really do have nukes, you've got half an hour, make your time. (Stuii)
• UK LEADERLESS (Stuii)
• FORMER PRIME MINISTER GORDON BROWN IN PALACE VISIT (Stuii)
• LABOUR GOVERNMENT DEAD (Owf)
• BROWN BREAD (sam)
• BALLS FOR PM (Quasi)
• VOLCANIC ASH REDUX (Stuii_)
• BROWN IN THREATENING CLEGG PHONECALL EXCHANGE (Stuii)
• Final result (1 seat not elected because a candidate died): CON: 306 (+97) | LAB: 258 (-91) | LD: 57 (-5) | OTH: 28 (-1) (Stuii)
• CON: 305 (+97) | LAB: 258 (-91) | LD: 57 (-5) | OTH: 28 (-1) (Stuii)
• CON: 304 (+96) | LAB: 258 (-90) | LD: 57 (-5) | OTH: 28 (-1) (Stuii)
• CON: 304 (+96) | LAB: 257 (-90) | LD: 57 (-5) | OTH: 28 (-1) (Stuii)
• CON: 302 (+94) | LAB: 255 (-88) | LD: 56 (-5) | OTH: 27 (-1) (Stuii)
• CON: 301 (+94) | LAB: 255 (-88) | LD: 55 (-5) | OTH: 27 (-1) (Stuii)
• CON: 291 (+92) | LAB: 251 (-87) | LD: 52 (-5) | OTH: 27 (0) (Stuii)
• CON: 291 (+92) | LAB: 248 (-86) | LD: 51 (-6) | OTH: 27 (0) (Stuii)
• CON: 289 (+91) | LAB: 246 (-85) | LD: 51 (-6) | OTH: 26 (0) (Stuii)
• CON: 288 (+90) | LAB: 241 (-84) | LD: 51 (-6) | OTH: 26 (0) | JAQQII / MALIK / CLARKE DEAD | BRACE FOR PRIME MINISTER BALLS (Stuii)
• CON: 287 (+89) | LAB: 239 (-83) | LD: 51 (-6) | OTH: 26 (-3) | JAQQII / MALIK / CLARKE DEAD | BRACE FOR PRIME MINISTER BALLS (sam)
• CON: 237 (+69) | LAB: 176 (-62) | LD: 37 (-4) | OTH: 26 (-3) | JAQQII / MALIK / CLARKE DEAD | BRACE FOR PRIME MINISTER BALLS (LambieDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 211 (+54) | LAB: 157 (-48) | LD: 32 (-5) | OTH: 25 (-1) | JAQQII / MALIK / CLARKE DEAD | BRACE FOR PRIME MINISTER BALLS (LambieDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 211 (+54) | LAB: 157 (-48) | LD: 32 (-5) | OTH: 25 (-1) | JAQQII / MALIK DEAD BRACE FOR PRIME MINISTER BALLS (LambieDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 211 (+54) | LAB: 157 (-48) | LD: 32 (-5) | OTH: 25 (-1) | JAQQII / MALIK DEAD (LambieDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 187 (+47) | LAB: 145 (-41) | LD: 28 (-5) | OTH: 25 (-1) | JAQQII / MALIK DEAD (LambieDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 187 (+47) | LAB: 145 (-41) | LD: 28 (-5) | OTH: 25 (-1) | JAQQII DEAD (LambieDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 187 (+47) | LAB: 145 (-41) | LD: 28 (-5) | OTH: 25 (-1) (LambieDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 76 (+18) | LAB: 77 (-17) | LD: 9 (-1) | OTH: 22 (-1) (LambieDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 56 (+17) | LAB: 74 (-15) | LD: 9 (-1) | OTH: 19 (-1) (LambieDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 37 (+10) | LAB: 52 (-9) | LD: 5 (-1) | OTH: 15 (0) (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 33 (+9) | LAB: 51 (-8) | LD: 5 (-1) | OTH: 14 (0) (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 30 (+7) | LAB: 46 (-6) | LD: 5 (-1) | OTH: 13 (0) (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 21 (+3) | LAB: 39 (-3) | LD: 4 (0) | OTH: 12 (0) (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 19 (+2) | LAB: 35 (-2) | LD: 4 (0) | OTH: 11 (0) (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 14 (+2) | LAB: 30 (-2) | LD: 4 (0) | OTH: 11 (0) (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 10 (+2) | LAB: 25 (-3) | LD: 4 (0) | OTH: 11 (+1) (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 9 (+2) | LAB: 22, (-3) | LD: 4 (0) | OTH: 11 (+1) (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 5 (+2) | LAB: 20 (-3) | LD: 4 (0) | OTH: 10 (+1) (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 5 (+2) | LAB: 19 (-3) | LD: 3 (0) | OTH: 8 (+1) (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 4 (+1) | LAB: 16 (-2) | LD: 3 (0) | OTH: 8 (+1) (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 3 (+1) | LAB: 11 (-2) | LD: �2 (0) | OTH: 8 (+1) (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 3 (+1) | LAB: 10 (-2) | LD: �2 (0) | OTH: 7 (+1) (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 3 (+1) | LAB: 9 (-2) | LD: �2 (0) | OTH: 7 (+1) (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 3 (+1) | LAB: 8 (-2) | LD: �2 (0) | OTH: 6 (+1) (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 2 (+1) | LAB: 6 (-2) | LD: 1 (0) | OTH: 6 (+1) (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 2 (+1) | LAB: 5 (-2) | LD: 1 (0) | OTH: 5 (+1) (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 1 (+1) | LAB: 5 (-2) | LD: 1 (0) | OTH: 5 (+1) (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 0 (0) | LAB: 5 (-1) | LD: 1 (0) | OTH: 5 (+1) (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 0 (0) | LAB: 5 (0) | LD: 1 (0) | OTH: 3 (0) (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 0 (0) | LAB: 3 (-1) | LD: 1 (+1) | OTH: 3 (0) (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 0 (0) | LAB: 3 (-1) | LD: 1 (+1) | OTH: 2 (0) (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 0 (0) | LAB: 3 (-1) | LD: 1 (+1) | OTH: 1 (0) (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 0 (0) | LAB: 3 (-1) | LD: 1 (+1) | OTH: 0 (0) | Exit poll predicts hung parliament (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 0 (0) | LAB: 3 (0) | LD: 1 (0) | OTH: 0 (0) | Exit poll predicts hung parliament (LambieDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 0 (0) | LAB: 3 (0) | LD: 0 (0) | OTH: 0 (0) | Exit poll predicts hung parliament (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 0 (0) | LAB: 2 (0) | LD: 0 (0) | OTH: 0 (0) | Exit poll predicts hung parliament (sam)
• CON: 0 (0) | LAB: 1 (0) | LD: 0 (0) | OTH: 0 (0) | Exit poll predicts hung parliament (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 0 (0) | LAB: 0 (0) | LD: 0 (0) | OTH: 0 (0) | Exit poll predicts hung parliament (StuiiDIMBLEBY)
• CON: 0 (0) | LAB: 0 (0) | LD: 0 (0) | OTH: 0 (0) (Stuii)
• IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN (Stuii)
• VOTE YELLOW AND GET BROWN (Stuii)
• IT MUST BE TERRORISM IN NEW YORK (Stuii_)
• MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE IT'S BEEN 3 YEARS, SCREAM McCanns. (Stuii)
• * Dan has spent many an hour negotiating with incompetent pimps (Lambie)
• BROWN IN BIGOT BALLSUP (sam)
• STUIIOOOIII (sam)
• PHIL THE GREEK IN HORSE CARRIAGE DEATH CRASH HORROR (Owf)
• GREECE DEAD (Quasi_)
• HAPPY ST. RACIST'S DAY. PRAISE ALLAH. (Stuii)
• HUZZAH, TURKISH IMMIGRANT DAY (Lambie)
• ENGLAND PREVAILS (Quasi_)
• NO BLACKS, GAYS, IRISH, ETC. (Stuii)
• ASH FOR QUESTIONS (Stuii)
• VOLCANIC ASH: EVERYTHING'S OKAY. (Stuii_)
• The previous topic was unnecessarily offensive ([Deev])
• DEEV OUTED AS BBC LABOUR SCUM (sam)
• NO EPPAING | [G]RADWELL DEAD (Owf)
• NO EPPAING (Owf)
• VOLCANIC ASH: A NEW CLOUD, A NEW TERROR (Stuii_)
• NO MORE ONE SHOW FOR FAT ADRIAN (Stuii)
• VOLCANIC ASH DAY 5: THE MUTATIONS AND THE ROAMING GANGS (Stuii)
• VOLCANIC ASH DAY 4: NOW WITH THE SCREAMING AND THE PILLAGING (Stuii)
• VOLCANIC ASH DAY 3: BEGIN WITH THE RAPING AND THE BURNING (Stuii)
• CASH NOT ASH (sam)
• VOLCANIC ASH TERROR | CHERWELL VALLEY SERVICES BURNS TO GROUND (Stuii)
• VOLCANIC ASH TERROR (sam)
• DEVIL'S KITCHEN DEAD (Stuii)
• QUEEN ELIZABETH II DEAD (sam)
• POLAND PRESIDENT DEAD IN PLANE CRASH HORROR (Stuii)
• CAMILLA DEAD^W BREAKS LEG (Stuii)
• THE ELECTION: DAY 3 OF 30. NUMBER OF LIES: ESTIMATING [||-------------] (Stuii)
• LENNY HENRY AND DAWN FRENCH'S MARRIAGE DEAD (Stuii)
• ELECTION '10: IT STARTS. WHOEVER WINS, WE ALL LOSE, FOREVER (Lambie)
• ELECTION '10: IT STARTS (Stuii_)
• [eppa] mmm [eppa] an afternoon brownnosing [eppa] fucking perfect [eppa] I get nicely banged and stimulated at the same time (Stuii)
• NO IPADS (sam)
• BLAKE CARRINGTON DEAD (Stuii_)
• The previous topic contained a syntax error and was therefore probably set by Wyrm. (Stuii_)
• #aber TERREBLANCHE CLUBBED TO DEATH BY POOR BLACK PEOPLE *SHOCKER* (mch)
• BOAT RACE WON BY RICH AMERICANS (Monty)
• BOAT RACE WON BY POSH CUNTS (Lambie)
• TONY BENN STILL NOT DEAD (Lambie)
• TRADES UNION DEAD (Stuii_)
• TONY BLAIR DEAD (Lambie)
• MARCH/APRIL SNOW CHAOS - DEATH COUNT: 1 (Quasi__)
• EPPA'S MAN BAG STILL GAY (*)
• EPPA'S MAN BAG STILL GAY (Stuii)
• RICKY MARTIN GAY SHOCKER (sam)
• JACK BAUER DEAD (Blu_)
• DEEV DEAD (sam)
• NOW YOU WILL PERISH (StuiiWAR)
• This means WAR! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8589507.stm (DanWAR)
• THE BILL DEAD (Owf)
• DENNIS HOPPER NEARLY DEAD (Blu)
• DARLING'S TEN YEAR PLEDGE: RE-PLEDGES STUFF HE PLEDGED TEN YEARS AGO. (Stuii_)
• BROWN'S SWORN ENEMIES, BYERS, HOON AND HEWITT BUSTED, SUSPENDED FROM PARLIAMENTARY LABOUR PARTY (Stuii)
• HOON AND HEWITT BUSTED, SUSPENDED FROM PARLIAMENTARY LABOUR PARTY (Stuii)
• KNOW WHAT I MEAN ARRY DEAD (^Lambie^)
• GERARD DEPARDIEU STILL FRENCH (Saarlax)
• BEGIN AGAIN WITH THE BUKAKE (Saarlax)
• Due to the unique way the BBC is funded: STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE (Dan)
• ON NOW: STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE ([Deev])
• AMERICANS: YOU ARE NOT IRISH (sam)
• THE CHINESE INVASION OF 2010 HAS COMMENCED (^Lambie^)
• JEDWARD DEAD (Stuii)
• CLARENCE OVEUR DEAD ([Deev])
• YOU DON'T WANNA LISTEN TO 'IM DEAR, 'E AIN'T GOT A JOB. (*)
• YOU DON'T WANNA LISTEN TO 'IM DEAR, 'E AIN'T GOT A JOB. (Stuii)
• SANTA CARLA MURDER CAPITAL OF THE WORLD (sam)
• ONE POINT TWENTY ONE GIGAWATTS (Stuii)
• COREY HAIM DEAD (sam)
• EMBARGO ON (Stuii)
• MICHAEL FOOT DEAD (Owf)
• BBC KRISTIAN DIGBY DEAD | WINSTON CHURCHILL DEAD | YouGov/The Sun Con 39% (+2) Lab 32% (-3) LD 17% (nc) (Lambie)
• BBC KRISTIAN DIGBY DEAD | YouGov/The Sun Con 39% (+2) Lab 32% (-3) LD 17% (nc) (Stuii)
• BBC KRISTIAN DIGBY DEAD (Stuii)
• HAPPY DEWI SANT BOYO (sam)
• CHILE QUAKE DISASTER DEATH DRAMA-O-METER: 708. LEX NOT DEAD. EPPA ALSO NOT DEAD. ON NOW: WHO PISSED GOD OFF THIS YEAR? OWN UP! ON NEXT: NATURAL DISASTERS PISSING CONTEST. (Blu)
• CHILE QUAKE DISASTER DEATH DRAMA-O-METER: OVER 300. LEX NOT DEAD. EPPA ALSO NOT DEAD. ON NOW: WHO PISSED GOD OFF THIS YEAR? OWN UP! ON NEXT: NATURAL DISASTERS PISSING CONTEST. (Lambie)
• CHILE QUAKE DISASTER DEATH DRAMA-O-METER: OVER 300. LEX NOT DEAD. ON NOW: WHO PISSED GOD OFF THIS YEAR? OWN UP! ON NEXT: NATURAL DISASTERS PISSING CONTEST. (Lambie)
• CHILE QUAKE DISASTER DEATH DRAMA-O-METER: 214. LEX NOT DEAD. ON NOW: WHO PISSED GOD OFF THIS YEAR? OWN UP! ON NEXT: NATURAL DISASTERS PISSING CONTEST. (Stuii)
• CHILE QUAKE DISASTER DEATH DRAMA-O-METER: 147. LEX NOT DEAD. ON NOW: WHO PISSED GOD OFF THIS YEAR? OWN UP! ON NEXT: NATURAL DISASTERS PISSING CONTEST. (Stuii)
• CHILE QUAKE DISASTER DEATH DRAMA-O-METER: 147. LEX NOT DEAD. (Lambie)
• CHILE QUAKE DISASTER DEATH DRAMA-O-METER: 122. LEX NOT DEAD. (Stuii)
• CHILE QUAKE DISASTER DEATH DRAMA-O-METER: 78. LEX NOT DEAD. (Stuii)
• CHILE QUAKE DISASTER DEATH DRAMA-O-METER: 78 (Stuii)
• HUMMER DEAD (Stuii)
• PORTSMOUTH FC DEAD (Owf)
• [eppa] cheap and nasty boys are great (^Lambie^)
• KNOW NOW THAT IT IS THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND TEN. IN THIS TIME THE MOST PRECIOUS SUBSTANCE IN THE UNIVERSE IS EPPA'S LIMITED BANDWIDTH QUOTA. (Stuii)
• BROWN IN IRAQ DOCK MARCH 5TH (Stuii)
• [Lambie] labour has claimed me, it's too late (Stuii_)
• AMY WILLIAMS KILLED ARCHIE MITCHELL. STACEY SLATER SLIDES TO OLYMPIC GOLD GLORY. (Stuii_)
• WILLIAMS IN OLYMPIC GOLD GLORY SHOCKER (Stuii)
• IT WAS STACEY. STACEY, YOUR DIRTY LITTLE SCHLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG. (Stuii)
• erk (Lambie)
• STACEY DUNNIT (Lambie)
• GRANDPA POTTS DEAD (Stuii_)
• PAULA YATES STILL DEAD (Stuii_)
• SEVEN YEARS WITHOUT GREMMIE, reports Saarlax (Stuii)
• TALIBAN 'AMMUNITION RUNNING LOW' - SHORTAGE OF PLASTIC BOTTLES, FERTILISER AND BITS OF STRING REPORTED. (Stuii_)
• READER'S DIGEST DEAD (Owf)
• [eppa] I'm going to whip my cock out next time I see a lactating mother and take a whiz (Stuii_)
• BIENVENU AUX JEUX OLIMPIQUES DE VANCOUVER 2010. MORTES: 1. MEDALES GRANDE BRETAGNE: O: 0 | A: 0 | B : 0 (Stuii_)
• BIENVENU AUX JEUX OLIMPIQUES DE VANCOUVER 2010. MORTES: 1. (Stuii_)
• MOO-OON PEEG. (Stuii_)
• BILL CLINTON DEAD (sam)
• BILL CLINTON NO LONGER NEARLY DEAD (Stuii_)
• BILL CLINTON NEARLY DEAD (Stuii)
• ALEXANDER MCQUEEN DEAD (Owf)
• ANGER RAGE BITTERNESS ANGER RAGE BITTERNESS ANGER RAGE BITTERNESS ANGER RAGE BITTERNESS ANGER RAGE BITTERNESS ANGER RAGE BITTERNESS (Stuii)
• THE GREAT MANCHESTER KETAMINE DROUGHT OF 2010 ENTERS 11TH DAY. HUNDREDS DEAD. (Stuii_)
• BAN FOOTBALL NOW. (Stuii_)
• NO ARCHBISHOPS OR ARCHBISHOPING (Stuii_)
• #ABER DOES NOT ADVOCATE DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. UNLESS THEY DESERVE IT. WOMEN - KNOW YOUR LIMITS. (Lambie)
• #ABER DOES NOT ADVOCATE DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. UNLESS THEY DESERVE IT. (Stuii_)
• PATAKS! (Stuii)
• JOHNNY DANKWORTH DEAD (Stuii_)
• ENGLISH PIGDOGS 30 BOYOS 17 (Lambie^)
• ENGLISH PIGDOGS 27 BOYOS 17 (Lambie^)
• ENGLISH PIGDOGS 20 BOYOS 17 (Lambie^)
• ENGLISH PIGDOGS 20 BOYOS 10 (Lambie^)
• ENGLISH PIGDOGS 20 BOYOS 3 (Lambie^)
• ENGLISH PIGDOGS 13 BOYOS 3 (Owf)
• ENGLISH PIGDOGS 6 BOYOS 3 (^Lambie^)
• ENGLISH PIGDOGS 3 BOYOS 3 (^Lambie^)
• ENGLISH PIGDOGS 3 BOYOS 0 (^Lambie^)
• ENGLISH PIGDOGS 0 BOYOS 0 (^Lambie^)
• THE GREAT MANCHESTER KETAMINE DROUGHT OF 2010 (Stuii_)
• Silence. (Stuii)
• [Quasi] this man is whacking me off (Stuii)
• DELTA BETA TEA KETTLE BARBEQUE (Stuii_)
• MP PROSECUTIONS IMMINENT (^Lambie^)
• APACHE 1.3 DEAD (Quasi_)
• PRINTING MONEY^W^WQUANTITATIVE EASING DEAD (Owf)
• WEBBUYANYCAR.COM WEBBUYANYCAR.COM WEBBUYANYCAR.COM. ANY, ANY, ANY, ANY. WEBBUYANYCAR.COM WEBBUYANYCAR.COM WEBBUYANYCAR.COM. (Stuii)
• BUT TEH SNOW??!!! (StuiiBLIZZARD)
• Flash weather warning for Manchester: Invasion of mutant polar bears imminent. (Dan)
• JACKO DOC MANSLAUGHTER CHARGE (Stuii)
• NO FUN (Saarlax)
• DEATHTRAP TOYOTA AVENSIS RECALL HORROR (Owf)
• BLAIR GRILL IMMINENT. £199,999.99 IN ALL GOOD SHOPS. (Lambie__)
• Wyrm shalt not set topics. (Monty)
• [Owf] I just purchased a yaris verso [sam] you can suppress your gag reflex by making a fist with your thumb wrapped inside your fingers [Stuii] I found that useful when i drove a robin reliant [Owf]I have a scat perversion with toyotas arse and gerbils (Dan)
• [Owf] I just purchased a yaris verso [sam] you can suppress your gag reflex by making a fist with your thumb wrapped inside your fingers [Stuii] I found that useful when i drove a robin reliant [sam] haven't you city folk got big cars (Dan)
• The previous topic was not NLA compliant. (Stuii)
• [@eppa] totally buying an iPad (sam)
• SUNW^WJAVA DEAD (Owf)
• * Quasi_ listens to some dirty nigerian on the line [Quasi_] I got him off on the phone [Quasi_] I totally dig phone sex with blacks (Stuii_)
• * Quasi_ listens to some dirty nigerian on the line [Quasi_] I got him off on the phone (Stuii_)
• There was no outage. (Stuii)
• CHEMICAL ALI DEAD (Stuii)
• BEGIN AGAIN WITH THE CRUSHING (Stuii)
• EVERYONE LIKES THEIR OWN BRAND (Stuii_)
• [Owf] I pay good money to get put in shackles and flogged with a horse crop in someone's basement (Stuii_)
• [Quasi] I LIKE STEAMING HOT BLACK MEN. (Stuii_)
• SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT DAY. (Stuii)
• JEAN SIMMONS DEAD (Blu)
• [Quasi_] when I masturbate I hold my penis in a deathgrip [Lambie] I too hold mine in very firm grip [Stuii_] i grip mine in a vice [Deev] I hang on to mine - it's pretty indestructable (Stuii_)
• [Quasi_] when I masturbate I hold my penis in a deathgrip [Lambie] I too hold mine in very firm grip [Stuii_] i grip mine in a vice (Lambie)
• [Quasi_] when I masturbate I hold my penis in a deathgrip [Lambie] I too hold mine in very firm grip (Stuii_)
• [Quasi_] when I masturbate I hold my penis in a deathgrip (Stuii_)
• [Quasi_] when I masturbate I hold my penis in a deathgrip (Stuii_)
• 'DIE, EVERYONE IN HAITI!' SCREAMS GOD (Stuii)
•  :SPECIAL ORDER 937: (Saarlax)
• MANCHESTER WIN/LOSE FOOTBALL TO MANCHESTER (sam)
• the previous topic was set by Dan and was therefore shit (Blu)
• 'Dances with smurfs' takes Golden Globe award. (Dan)
• HAITI DEAD: 200,000 (Stuii_)
• HAITI DEAD: 140,000 (Stuii_)
• GOD HATES HAITI (Stuii_)
• HAITI DEAD: 50,000 (Stuii_)
• HAITI DEAD: 500,000 (Stuii_)
• HOT SLUTS XXX (Stuii_)
• Jump yer useless fucker, JUST BLOODY JUMP! (Dan)
• HAITI DEAD: 100,000 (Stuii_)
• HAITI EARTHQUAKE DEATH TOLL: 100000s (Stuii_)
• HAITI EARTHQUAKE DEATH TOLL: 10000s (Stuii_)
• HAITI EARTHQUAKE DEATH TOLL: 1000s (Stuii)
• HAITI EARTHQUAKE DEATH TOLL: 100s (Stuii_)
• HAITI EARTHQUAKE DEATH TOLL: 0 (Stuii_)
• 'WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES' SAYS EVERYBODY IN WALES (Stuii_)
• 'LONDON LONDON LONDON LONDON LONDON' SAYS EVERYBODY IN LONDON (Stuii_)
• CHINESE DNS HACK BRINGS DOWN TALKTALK (sam)
• CHINESE DNS HACK BRINGS DOWN INTERNET (sam)
• HARPERSON GUILTY (Lambie)
• TISCALI DEAD (Quasi_)
• WOSS QUITS BBC o/ (Stuii)
• BRITAIN SCORCHES IN BLAZING 40 DEGREE HEATWAVE (Stuii)
• THE FUCKING SUN ALWAYS SHINES ON FUCKING TV (sam)
• UK FREEZE. FROZEN BRITAIN. ARCTIC GRIP. CLIMATE CHANGE. VOTE LABOUR AND GOD WILL SAVE YOU. (Stuii_)
• ARCTIC GRIP (Stuii)
• BACK TO WORK (Stuii)
• 93 PAKIS DEAD IN NEW YEAR VOLLEYBALL HELL (Stuii_)
• 88 PAKIS DEAD IN NEW YEAR VOLLEYBALL HELL (Stuii_)
• 40 PAKIS DEAD IN NEW YEAR VOLLEYBALL HELL (Stuii_)
• 32 PAKIS DEAD IN NEW YEAR VOLLEYBALL HELL (Stuii_)
• 25 DEAD IN NEW YEAR VOLLEYBALL HELL (Stuii_)

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Saarlax 23:00, 8 September 2010 (UTC)