Eppanomics
From Aber
Q: You want to wash your face. Do you...
- Wash it with a 24p bar of soap?
- Use 5p's worth of olive oil and salt to exfoliate first?
- Spend £35 on Clinique's latest 'facial de-scuff emulsion', a small tube containing 7p's worth of ground nutshells and chemicals, then spend a week smoking re-rolls and living off rice and beans.
If you answered 3), you are an eppanomist.
See also
- Eppabanzai
- Eppaleptic
- Spend Less Savings Plan, The Amazing
- Syndrome, Hellewell's Reverse Value
- Eppanomaly
- EppAnarchy
- Diesevangelism
- ShrinkSolution
- Sp0d Effect
Auto import 14:43, 19 October 2009 (UTC)
