StuiiCon
Just as the Wyrm Readiness Condition system is used to warn channel members of Wyrm's current insane gibberings, the Stuii Readiness Condition system is used to describe the level of gaseous material currently being ejected from a channel members arse. The alert levels run from a high of 1, to a low of 5, where StuiiCon 5 may be called when all is well and fresh, StuiiCon 3 is used when emissions may cause coworkers to leave the room, while the effects of a StuiiCon 1 may be paralleled to a small nuclear weapon with a bit of nerve gas mixed in. There are no known StuiiCon 1 survivors. Please note: an additional condition, StuiiCon 0, as been added for the duration of Stuii's Top Predator Amazing Lose Weight By Sweating Meat Diet. However, should this be needed, you'll be dead already.
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Originally written by Quasimodo.
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