Syndrome, Estate Agent

From Aber

Also known as Est. Agt. Syn. or EAS, the sufferer of Estate Agent Syndrome will display an annoying tendancy 2 speak in abbreviations all the time, replacing letters with numbers where they can. 4 example, a patient might ask u 'where r u' meaning 'what is your present location?', or 'c u l8ter' meaning 'goodbye, I will see you soon'. This can get v. tedious after about 2 mins.