Topics from 2000

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These are all the channel topics from 2000, from start to finish.

[SuperDuck] I hate it when I come and its all quiet like (^Stuii^)
Catalyst in Ive cooked something and its nice *shocker* (Catalyst)
FEEL the excitement (Frag)
CAPS LOCK DOES NOT MAKE US WORK FASTER (^Stuii^)
SurfrI am having 2 at the moment (^Woodsta^)
http://www.ircnews.com *wet pants* (Surfr)
� (fragg)
stupid script (fragg)
[Lambie] im ready to come right now (batgrrl)
*** Lambie has quit IRC (Killed (Lisa-16 (fulfilling a lifetime ambition.))) (^Stuii^)
Slashdot in full of lame useless cack and whining linux kiddies *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
WEDGEWOOD-BENN DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Lambster] ive never porked a sieve (^Stuii^)
Sarah Maclaughlin day at Vossnet (^Stuii^)
Nors into latex *shocker* (^Stuii^)
to STUII TOPICS DECLARED TOO OBSCURE FOR MOST (***)
Give your taxes away! type /msg skeelo here have mine (^Stuii^)
No northerners (^Stuii^)
�Mina pid�n Suomesta� (_Nor)
Shrink in comedy hairy toilet pants buggery encounter with Surfr drama *unshocke (peanut`)
IRCNettotally shafted *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] any action here? (^Stuii^)
[Fermit] I cant, been up too long (SuperDuck)
Give a man a fish & he eats for a day, teach him to irc & he wont bother u for (funcan)
Give a man a fish & he eats 4 a day, show him irc & he wont bother u for weeks (funcan)
I cant eat 4 fish in a day (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I cant eat four fishy women in one day (Lex)
Lexs birthday - all welcome to brussels - flights 50 quid - cyz tommorow innit (Lex)
Sex for Dummies (Wyrmy)
THE INSERTION OF PERSONS UP OTHER PERSONS ARSES IS PROHIBITED (^Stuii^)
[eixxis] its a 3 foot thing now (^Stuii^)
comedy pants (peanut`)
How to annoy techiescall 3.5 floppies hard discs because they dont flop (Wyrmy)
5.25 isnt really that large for a hard dic^Hsk (^Stuii^)
��HCI is toss�� (Catalyst)
�The secret location of Ledbury - Found at last !� (Catalyst)
A friend in need is a friend in deed a friend with weed is better. (Catalyst)
Placebo sux (spu)
�GATES RESIGNS *TRUESHOCKER*� (^Stuii^)
�GATES RESIGNS *TRUESHOCKER*� slashdot.org/articles/00/01/13/1550250.shtml (^Stuii^)
I fixed the bawts (_Nor)
Live Ozgirl Stripshow (Wyrmy)
Doh, I fucked the bots up again :P (Norty)
http://www.aber.ac.uk/~sjg94/images/wtls/wtls1.jpg - captions please (Lambie)
Dyn covers peanuts ____ in vasiline (_Nor)
Dyn covers peanuts *shocker* in vasiline (_Nor)
�Bots in not fucking up for several hours *shocker*� (Norty)
spacious pants malarky (peanut`)
wake up, its not that early :p (peanut`)
* ^woodsta^ does penelope Pitstop (Lambie)
Woodsta in Linux Fury *shocker* (^woodsta^)
Woodsta in Linux murder with blunt hatchet shocker (^woodsta^)
Woodsta in Linux murder with blunt hatchet shocker (^woodsta^)
Woodsta in Linux murder with blunt hatchet shocker (^woodsta^)
Fermit & Gemma in Going down for her vom-fest! (^woodsta^)
Surfr_ goes all down again!!! *shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Surfr_ goes all down again!!! *shocker* (Surfr_)
Surfr_ goes all down again!!! *shocker* (Surfr_)
Surfr_ goes all down again!!! *shocker* (Surfr_)
Surfr_ goes all down again!!! *shocker* (Surfr_)
Surfr_ goes all down again!!! *shocker* (Surfr_)
feekery gets job interview for mapping reefs in africa (feekery)
Surfr in massive up big with lindylu terror! (^Woodsta^)
Surfr and Fermit in steamy sun session *shocker* (Lambie)
Mo Mowlam in I Smoked Cannabis *shocker* (Shrink)
Lambie in Ferret and Widget Friendship english essays galore *shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Ferrert in gagging widget friendship sort of thing *shocker* (Dyn)
Ferrert in gagging widget friendship sort of thing *shocker* And with english es (Mr_Scod)
Ferrert in gagging widget english essay friendship sort of thing *shocker* (Mr_Scod)
�*ding* - round one.. (Frag)
Are Cumbrians really neccessary? (Scodders)
Are Cumbrians really neccessary? And should thet be put down mercifully? (Mr_Scod)
1 Peon! Disgraceful! (^Woodsta^)
Is it for, or have my glasses misted up? (Wyrmy)
Moggz In Bosses Arse *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
*** Dyn is now known as Wanking here too (Mr_Scod)
Lambie And Gremmie In Possible Three Times Shock!! (Mr_Scod)
�test (Dyn)
Warning... BOFH at work (Wyrmy)
Warning... Programmer at work (Dyn)
�Warning... Programmer at work (Dyn)
�W��a��R��3�Z� W��a�R��3��Z �W��a��R��3�Z� W��a�R��3��Z �W��a��R��3�Z�� (Robstar)
Frag in orgasm over new monitor *unshocker* (Dyn)
Public Slander Anouncement �Orange Are Crap� (Catalyst)
�MY BARS BIGGER THAN YOUR BAR *chest struttage* (Lambie)
[fragg] 17 (Robstar)
any astrophotographers in here? (spu)
Dont you just *love* grant cheques (Mr_Scod)
I got a 20 quid grant once (^Woodsta^)
well have no law round here, thanks (Ricey)
[Lambie] I had mr basterfield (Ricey)
Bastardfield ate all the pies, marsbars, snickers and lard. (^Woodsta^)
Is Woodsta - you know...[^Woodsta^] show us yer willy (Mr_Scod)
�Twp in meeting ircers and not realising it *shocker* (Lambie)
Too many question marks (Robstar)
Too many exclamation marks (Robstar)
Stuiis never removed any modules in his life *major unshocker* (Robstar)
Dyn wonders if stuiis butt is one of those foreign ones (^Woodsta^)
�Neil Hamilton in smoking joint with Ali G *shocker* (Lambie)
�www.tie-tanic.com� - Excellent :) (Catalyst)
fragg tries to resist an easy opportunity.. (Dyn)
�*Dyn maniualtes his stiff (fragg)
�Gillian Anderson to be a Jedi (say /. so it must be true) (Lambie)
Captain Janeway nicked Scullys hair *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Gillian Anderson is a large whore *major unchocker* (Robstar)
Gillian Anderson is a large whore *major unshocker* (Robstar)
Posh Spice in hilarious massive cow comment from Naomi Campbell *shocker* (^Stuii^)
�Stuii in walking backwards and sniffing badgers placed in his hair *shocker* (Lambie)
Compulsory surveyhttp://www.innit.co.uk/cgi-bin/stuii/shot-list.pl (^Stuii^)
�SUCK ON ROBSTARS SALTY ARSE CABBAGES (FOR JESUS) (Lambie)
email stuii@warez.innit.co.uk for pr0n (Robstar)
ftp://warez.innit.co.uk/ 4 @ll ure pr0n n w@r3z n //p3z (^Stuii^)
ftp://warez.innit.co.uk/ 4 @ll �your� pr0n n w@r3z n //p3z (^Stuii^)
Catalyst and Feekery leave at the same time horseradish scenario *shocker* (Robstar)
�APOSTROPHE ERRORS ARE �UNACCEPTABLE� AND WILL NOT BE TOLERATED� (^Stuii^)
�NORTHERNERS ARE �UNACCEPTABLE� AND WILL NOT BE TOLERATED� (^Stuii^)
Londoners are ��TOSSERS (Robstar)
Northerners have gravy on their chips whilst driving rusty Vauxhalls (^Stuii^)
You can never have too many hats, bags and shoes (^Stuii^)
�but you *can* have too many arse cabbages (Lambie)
Pictures of bottoms in Mediaweek (^Stuii^)
�Stuii in hair fudge shenanigins *shocker* (Lambie)
THIS IS A LOCAL CHANNEL FOR LOCAL PEOPLE - THERES NOTHING FOR YOU HERE (Lambie)
Lambie and Smeg in Hanging the Beef Curtains mayhem! (^Woodsta^)
Moggy and Feek in crabs epidemic! (Gnarl)
Damnit!! Im Male!! (Mr_Scod)
Damnit!! Im Male!! And I have just been called CANADIAN!! The Damned Cheek (Mr_Scod)
Mongoose lives in a swamp known as Aber (Mr_Scod)
Borth=Royston Vasey (M0ng)
http (M0ng)
primates.com/tarsier.htm (M0ng)
IRC NEWBIE OPS R US (^Woodsta^)
[M0ng] lambie is bi and he needs to improve his head-giving technique???? (Ricey)
anal beards - short or perm this season ? (Ricey)
Bearded Women Craze Hits Aber (^Woodsta^)
[Ricey] I HAVE NOT EATEN PIS FOR LITERALLY SOME DAYS NOW *ASHOCKER* (Lambie)
THIS IS A LOCAL CHANNEL, FOR LOCAL PEOPLE. THERES NOTHING FOR YOU HERE. (^Woodsta^)
blow job for pizza come get it at robs place (Robstar)
http://ricey.net/ (Ricey)
http://ricey.net/ - please dont break it (Ricey)
A country so interesting the main headline is someone �failing� to win �1m (_Nor)
peanut in warm shocker (peanut`)
�Computers encourage violence? The debate rages on* Dyn gives up NT bashing fo (_Nor)
�Computers encourage violence? The debate ragesDyn gives up NT bashing, gets b (_Nor)
�forget it� (_Nor)
�IRCNet in topic lines too short *shocker*� (_Nor)
Dyn demands an increase in length *shocker* (^Stuii^)
random outpourings of sarcastic, biased, irrational vitriol (fragg)
Feek to whip Lambies ass with his shuttlecock *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Bill Gates sounds like Kermit the frog shocker (peanut`)
Bill Gates isKermit the frog *shocker* AND Im about to get pished so good BLOOD (Mr_Scod)
Bill Gates is Kermit the frog *shocker* AND Im about to get pished so good BLOOD (Mr_Scod)
Phillipa Forrester Now Official #aber Sex Toy *Shocker* (Lambie)
i used www.viagra.com as a joke url and it exists *shocker* (Robstar)
Gremmie opens abers first sex line *shocker* (Robstar)
LambieI accept being called an arts student shame! (Woodsta)
LIES ALL LIES (Lambie)
Lambie photographed hanging around old college scandel (Robstar)
Robstar in Cant spell Scandel *scandal* (Shrink)
Robstar photographed sniffing Senior Tutors pants palaver! (Lambie)
Shrink gets kicked off Aber by Robstar *unshocker* (Mr_Pilch)
ARSE CABBAGES (Saarlax)
Robstar besieged by topics written by illegitamat wallabies *shocker* (Robstar)
RoBsTaR SuCkEd MaH BaLlS *ShOcKeR* (Saarlax)
Woodsta caught offering a wide portion to punters *shocker* (Robstar)
[peanut`] mine is blue and ribby (Fermit)
DAMN YOU ALL!!! iM HUNGOVER AND NEED SYMPATHY!!! (Mr_Scod)
Ozgirl discovers Dyns dark and sordid past over Cambrian underwear incident *sh (^Stuii^)
dyn in having strange woman to stay *shocker* (Dyn)
dyn in having strange woman to stay *shocker* But is he enjoying the prospect? (Mr_Scod)
Ozgirl & Dyn in kinky badminton racket and superglue incident *shocker* (Dyn)
Is sleeping naked weird. Discuss. (Dyn)
Is sleeping naked weird? Discuss. (Dyn)
Stuii turning straight *SHOCKER* (Dyn)
The time has come for Redditch to be destroyed (^Stuii^)
Emms is a CAKE dealer!!!!!! (Mr_Scod)
Dyn in 2 baps short of a burger *shock revelation* (Lambie)
Im missing my lecture and wasting tax payers money...wheres the booze? (Mr_Scod)
* Robstar s got a bit of german (^Stuii^)
* Robstar Is A Facist - Death To Dictators (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod is a big girls blouse (Robstar)
Move along , theres nothing to see here (Moggz)
This is a Local Channel, For Local People, there is NOTHING for you here!! (Moggz)
Stuii punts Sierra car cigar lighter and hurts his foot *irony* (^Stuii^)
Are Cucumbers Really Dirty? (Mr_Scod)
Sandra, Stuii and Lex nick some blokes cheesy poofs in Brussells *shocker* (^Stuii^)
* eixxis wishes he was naked* eixxis wishes he was naked (peanut)
* eixxis wishes he was naked * eixxis wishes he was naked * eixxis wishes he was (^Stuii^)
Dyn in recieving cock marks to the neck revelation *shocker!* (Lambie)
Lambie and peanut in school detention fantasy filth *shocker* (^Stuii^)
* |aka| finally notices Surfr behind him (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] right I think thats me just about done up here (Robstar)
Frag and his amazing performing cucumber (Mr_Scod)
Could it be that everyone on #aber is actually doing some work? (Dyn)
Robstar craves Stuiis northern juice *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Stuii relies on northern produce for true satisfaction (Robstar)
#gothic its a spoonful in its own right] (Robstar)
#gothic its a spoonful in its own right (Robstar)
Could it be that were all working for once? (Dyn)
Catalyst and Robstar attack the channel *unshocker* (Robstar)
Gangrel invites #aber to remove his pubes *shocker* (Dyn)
type �/sign [your star sign]� for an accurate reading (Dyn)
what most of us wouldnt give for some action! (Moggz)
Its 12pm, I Start Work At 5 At McDs - So Now Im Off To The Pub To Get Drunk!! (Mr_Scod)
Is Capitalisation Of Non-Essential Words Really Necessary? Discuss. (^Stuii^)
[Woods] fermys staying with me tomorrow ill corner him (^Stuii^)
Steps H head-butted by thug in local pub! *shocker* (Dyn_)
Peanut detained on jiffy misuse charge! (^Woodsta^)
Robstar demands forced #aber deprivation *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
[peanut] warning - will be tight fit (^Stuii^)
^Woodsta^ better go and muck out (Fermit)
Stuii in fat bastard *shocker* (_Nor)
I think so Brain, but leather briefs, they chafe me so (^Stuii^)
Adam Fowler Visits IRC *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
Woodsta said brief. fnar fnar (^Stuii^)
GO ON TYSON MY BUDDHIST BELLRINGER (^^|spu|^^)
Fermit befs for a ride *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
Fermit begs for a ride *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
FERMIT IN MULTIPLE BLATANT ANGLING FOR TOPIC INCIDENTS (fragsta)
[Catalyst] you should know by now that I could never say no to a nice bit o gree (gnomie)
bah! (gnomie)
Lambie and Dyn fail to spot the same joke *shocker* (Lambie)
Frag And Shrink In 6GB Whopper *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Woodsta And Feekery In Joint Shower *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Todays Trout insertion class has been canceled please /msg Lambie for reason (Surfr)
pizza PIZZA �PIZZA (Dyn_)
[Lambie] 9 inchll do me (funcan)
�can #aber organise a pisup in a brewery? Debate. (Dyn)
�* Lambie tries the age old tactic of sleeping with the ops to get on the bots * (Dyn)
�Lambie tries the tactic of sleeping with the ops *snogger* ^W *snigger* (Dyn)
nattyhttp://www.jawa.demon.co.uk/tmp/a2k/orig/DSC00069.JPG (sixxie)
�YOUR PIZZAS ARE IN MY ROOM (Dyn)
no they arent ive eaten them. (M0ng)
�M0ng ate all the pizzas! (Lambie)
^Woodsta^ HAS fermit (funcan)
BE VERY GNARLY (FOR JESUS) (Lambie)
DUMOP YER GIRLFRIEND (FOR JESUS) (^Woodsta^)
DUMP YER GIRLFRIEND (FOR JESUS) (^Woodsta^)
GRRR. (gnomie)
DO WHATEVER YOU NEED TO DO TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT (FOR JESUS) (^Woodsta^)
BE VERY GNARLY (FOR JESUS) (^Woodsta^)
I AM NOT A HAPPY CHAPPY!! fERCKIN WORKIN TILL 5 AM LAST NIGHT!!! (Mr_Scod)
Surfr In Revising *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
funcan in playing with bindings *unshocker* (Shrink)
�[Surfr] Dyn looks good (Dyn)
�[Surfr] PCha (Surfr)
Lambie in sordid oily orgy with computer hardware *unshocker* (jakal)
We Are Not Just Mere Trout Assassins - We Have Many More Deadly Qualities (Mr_Scod)
Bill gates dead and no will shock (Fermit)
Bill gates dead and no will *SHOCKER* (Fermit)
Never Underestimate the Power of TroutForce [tm] The Time of Fish is Nigh (jakal)
Attack Of The Essay Napping Killer Trout Ninja Assassins!!!!!!!! (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Pilch in attacking Microsoft in essay *shocker* (Shrink)
SALES MORONSWWW IS NOT ALWAYS REQUIRED IN URLS. NO. (^Stuii^)
ITS ENDEAVOUR MORSE!!!! (Mr_Scod)
Dyn and penis occuring in the same sentence *shocker* (Woodstar)
Dyn and 2 penii(?) occuring in the same sentence *shocker* (Woodstar)
ARFUR FOWLER IS A SQUEALER *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
* Lambie attempts to remember what backdoors I put it in (^Stuii^)
Fermit distrobuting gemma p0rn *shocker* (Dyn)
Fermit distributing gemma p0rn *shocker* (Dyn)
DYN IN RAM DICK PERVERSION (Woodstar)
Paste your ping statistics here (^Stuii^)
Iminent net failiour in aber (Dyn)
Iminent net failure in Aber - well thats one way to get us lazy student types to (Saarlax)
�[Dyn] come grab me (fragg)
Twpsyn refuses to get dressed for free tart *shocker* (Lambie)
fuckyermumthroughastraw (Lambie)
THE COMPSCIS AWAKE (Lambie)
Moggz And Sange In Possible Lesbian Affair *Shocker* [Moggz] fancy one later sa (Mr_Scod)
Moggz And Sange In Lesbian Affair *Shocker* [Moggz] fancy one later sa (Mr_Scod)
Moggz And Sange In Lesbian Affair *Shocker* [Moggz] fancy one later sange (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod in possible not-being-able-to-spell *scandal* (Frag)
[Lindylu] cant type with sticky fingers.... (Robstar)
Twpsyn hunts around for spare penis (Sange)
* Dyn talks about lasagne while trying to eat his spew (^Stuii^)
^Stuii^] pubic transport sucks (emms)
Follow me to the planet of liquid skies (^Stuii^)
�Therapy? Play Aber ... March 4th :)� (Catalyst)
do they? (^Stuii^)
�Therapy? Play Aber ... March 4th :)� (Catalyst)
http://www.its-a-london-thing.nu/ (^Stuii^)
Therapys Andy Cairnes was top claims sixxie (^Stuii^)
Therapys Andy Cairnes was top claims sixxie after sordid botty sex with band (^Stuii^)
Mr_Scod (It was a nice one -just different) (Moggz)
[peanut`] mine are all crappy cos i was doing something manual (Robstar)
* Mr_Scod staples moggz *oooeeerr* (Mog)
The PuP Trout Murder Brigade (Mr_Scod)
someone please set a topic (Shrink)
If you insist (Surfr)
thanks (Shrink)
All vote for polyandry against monogamy!!! (Moggz)
There shall be no talk of Linux here or you *shall* Burn and Die (Surfr)
I wish to sacrafice arfur to the lords of Rah (Moggz)
IRCNet in dead and boring *unshocker* (_Nor)
IRCNet in no-one up at stupid time in morning *unshocker* (six809)
STUIIS BUYS FLAT SHOCKER (^Stuii^)
32-31 (Surfr)
Dont tell me, the Welsh are attemping to satisfy their inferiority complexes ag (^Stuii^)
how childish (Surfr)
Please can I sacrafice Arfur to the Lords of Rah today??? (Moggz)
Dyn in sorded sleeping with Oz affair *shocker* (Surfr)
all against all on the badminton courts wednesday aftrenoon (feekery)
all against all on the badminton courts wednesday afternoon (feekery)
all against badminton courts (^Stuii^)
all in womens mud wrestling, new venue Clarach Weds PM tickets �5 a head (Surfr)
[Lambie] ben - i reckon i could give you a good head (Surfr)
Lambie to give Bigfoot a good time (Moggz)
Ive got 73 quid in my back burner - Im wax the lot man! THE MILKY BARS ARE ON (^Stuii^)
How come you can never seem to run pigeons down in a car...? (Wyrmy)
Temptation.... (Wyrmy)
Free Pr0n... (Wyrmy)
THE WHOLE INTERNET IS BROKEN (^Stuii^)
Stuii in fake news topic *shocker* (_Nor)
AlleyCat in one man take over aber shocker ;o) (AlleyCat`)
KY2k jelly - now you can insert 4 digits into your date..... (funcan)
Revision *pah* (Mr_Scod)
Im an innocent little angel goddamnit!!! (Mr_Scod)
Im an innocent little angel goddamnit!!! (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] you play the organ? (^Stuii^)
Kidnapped One Teddy Bear - Will Pay For Its Arrival (Mr_Scod)
Land Of The Unnecessarily Capitalised Words And Apostrophe Misuses (^Stuii^)
eltawater wants someone to bugger about with his firmware *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Go see Moggzs new page at warez.bofh.org.uk (Wyrmy)
45 Minutes and counting (Surfr)
15 minuets and im leaving (feekery)
* peanut thinsk shell have to bung savloys up her nose (^Stuii^)
Alanis Morrisette in car crash *shocker* (Robstar)
MORRISETTE DEADS (^Stuii^)
MORRISETTE DEAD (^Stuii^)
Geri Spice Gives birth to turtle *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
Mr_Pilch reincarnates and speaks *shocker* (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] Tea is taken at about 4.00 pm. Followed by a light oral sex (Robstar)
NOTHERNERS�NO�. (^Stuii^)
Northerners?? a big bunch of poofs!! (Moggz)
woodstar in too close to hoover in middle of nite *shocker* (K9)
Peanut far too fluffy to be invaded! (^Woodsta^)
The pump dont work cos the vandal took the handle (^Woodsta^)
putting up a tent is very much like making love to a beautiful woman (Lambie)
Driving a car is very much like making love to a beautiful woman (Moggz)
free guiness in the arsity this evenin (feekery)
^woodsta^ & |aka| in non-agreement over Daria *unshocker* (|aka|)
Fermit in someone give the borth train guard one for me sordid *shocker* (|aka|)
Lambie in stroking gangstas anal beard to impress SuperDuck bizarrio *shocker* (|aka|)
Fermit in logging into todger fetish revealed *unshocker* (|aka|)
Largest channel of living idlers in history (Surfr)
195.40.6.10 [--- better server (Dyn_)
195.40.6.10 [--- better server (Dyn_)
California dreamin (Gnarl)
fragg writes world peace treaty on Rizla *shocker* (then rolled a phat one) (Surfr)
[Surfr] damn its so hard to pull (Lambie)
Missing! Presumed drunk! (Mr_Scod)
[Lambie] fone wank? (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I shoved a phone up my arse once (Lambie)
o/~ You can put your faith in me, Ive had a vasectomy o.~ (^Stuii^)
*tip of the day* Never have vigorous sex straight after eating lunch!!! (Moggz)
* Lamb13 has it going on loo (^Stuii^)
to The previous topic contained an apostrophe error and other grammatical mistakes. (***)
�SHRIMP (Robstar)
Stuii admits to being the worlds biggest luser in BOFH clothing *shocker* (Robstar)
Diggz Remembrance Day on #aber (^Stuii^)
Diggz DEAD (Robstar)
�peanut in coaxing lambie to bed *shocker* (Lambie)
�peanut in ordering lambie to bed and wear PVC *shocker* (Lambie)
Moggz In Slutty Comments *UnShocker* (Mr_Scod)
* Mr_Scod decides *not* to revise and starts to drink his milk (Robstar)
Woodsta And Surfr Joint S (Mr_Scod)
Woodsta And Surfr Joint Shower *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[feekery] shit does that get hot (Robstar)
�DAMN RIGHT (Robstar)
HELL YEAH (|aka|)
RIGHT ON (Robstar)
#aber we aint getting far in a stolen police car (^Woodsta^)
�fuck exams�, just fuck em all (Sange)
in the ear (Robstar)
Now Mr. Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me... (^Woodsta^)
/encrypt #aber guybrush-threepwood (Robstar)
SON IN TEACHING MOTHER HOW TO E-MAIL *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
Lambie dead (Robstar)
Robstar and gangrel leave at the same time *shocker* (^Stuii^)
i wouldnt go near that pillock (Robstar)
pillock or hillock? (Dyn)
pillock (Robstar)
which pillock? (Dyn)
That pillock *point* (Moggz)
where? (Dyn)
CAPS NIGHT (Robstar)
DYN CUMS (Robstar)
IRC BECOMES SOULBLADE.. FIGHT (Robstar)
Sange and Lex are different people *shocker* (Robstar)
REW DEAD (Robstar)
ONE VISIONB (Surfr)
ONE VISION (Surfr)
gnomie and serp join at the same time one person *shocker* (Robstar)
Catalyst the �guru� is now in session (Robstar)
Music reach make me bought a shirt (^Woodsta^)
#aber Music reach make me bought a shirt (^Woodsta^)
Music reach make me bought a shirt (^Woodsta^)
FUCKEM AND THEIR LAW (Surfr)
Everybody is in the place (^Woodsta^)
Even flow, comes arround like buterflies (Surfr)
Even flow, comes arround like buterfliesallready eipped (Surfr)
He dont know, so he chases them away (^Woodsta^)
He dont know, so he chases them awayta (Surfr)
He dont know, so he chases them away (Surfr)
JERAMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Surfr)
About a girl (^Woodsta^)
AM I EVIL - Yes I fucking am!!!! (Surfr)
AM I EVIL - Yes I fucking am!!!! ( I am Man) (Surfr)
Stone cold Crazya ya know! (Surfr)
Stone cold Crazya ya know!Metallica covering Wueen (Surfr)
Stone cold Crazya ya know! (Surfr)
�Surfr in sleeptypingonirc *shocker* (Lambie)
TARTTTTTTTTTTTTT (Mr_Scod)
I Am An Innocent Little Angel (Mr_Scod)
Lambie Cant Think Of �ANYTHING� *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Ozgirl going down for Moggz *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
�GREEN TESTICLES (Lambie)
�GREEN TESTICLES (c) 2000 Toby Powell (Lambie)
Stuii Is A �FACIST (Mr_Scod)
�Tony Doyle (Brian Quigley) DEAD (Dyn)
SHRINK DEAD (Robstar)
Third year compscis in �panic� *shocker* (Dyn)
LAMBIE APPRECIATES A GOOD STUFFING *BLATANT UNSHOCKER* (Robstar)
[Lambie] snorting coke plays havoc with yer sinuses (Robstar)
�[ozgirl] too tight! (Lambie)
[Lambie] it gave dyn a big mark on his neck last time! (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] I shoved my cock right down the far end (Surfr)
�[Surfr] and then I rammed my steaming cock into his wide gaping mouth.. which w (Lambie)
�[Surfr] and then I rammed my steaming cock into his wide gaping mouth.. nice! (Lambie)
�[Surfr] and then I rammed my steaming cock into his wide gaping mouth.. nice!, (Surfr)
�[Surfr] I DID NOT TYPE THAT (Surfr)
*** Surfr changes topic to [Surfr] and then I rammed my steaming cock into his (^Stuii^)
*** Surfr changes topic to [Surfr] and then I rammed my steaming cock into his (Surfr)
[Surfr] Lamers (Surfr)
*** Surfr changes topic to [Surfr] Lamers (^Stuii^)
�^Stuii^ has changed the topic to *** Surfr changes topic to [Surfr] Lamers (Lambie)
*** Lambie changes topic to ^Stuii^ has changed the topic to *** Surfr changes (^Stuii^)
�Stuii Lambie and Surfr are all lame *unshocker* (Lambie)
�* Surfr finds a pic of a deer fucking a dog *unshocker* (Lambie)
RANTZEN DEAD (^Stuii^)
TONY DOYLE DEAD (Ricey)
INFOSERV ARMY COUNCIL TO DESTROY ALL PERSONAL WEBPAGES (^Stuii^)
�attention all badminton wannabes - courts are booked for weds 1-2 and thus 2-3 (Lambie)
CATALYST IS BUYING ALL NIGHT TONIGHT (Robstar)
CATALYST IS BURNING ALL NIGHT TONIGHT (^Stuii^)
b4 ppl believe rumours bout bigfoot/ikkyu/ben pls speak to him to hear his side (Ikkyu)
�frag and oz in meet in secret in the coop shocker (ozgirl)
�MPs ASSISTANT DIES IN SWORD HORROR *SHOCKER* (Lamb13)
#aber in topic thats actually true *shocker* (^Stuii^)
�* ^Stuii^ downloads pr0n *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
�* ^Stuii^ downloads pr0n *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
�* ^Stuii^ downloads pr0n *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
�* ^Stuii^ downloads pr0n *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
�* ^Stuii^ downloads pr0n *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
�* ^Stuii^ downloads pr0n *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
�* ^Stuii^ downloads pr0n *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
Lambie puts up identical topic 7 times *shocker* (^Stuii^)
http://www.newgrounds.com/assassin/index.html (Ikkyu)
The knackers yard (Surfr)
theres nothing to see here (Surfr_)
This is a LOCAL channel, for LOCAL people. Theres nothing to see here (^Stuii^)
Dyns tool is too big *shocker* (Dyn)
Dyns tool is too big - Ahumphs is very small though *shocker* (Dyn)
�aberite in �FILTHY� innuendo *unshocker* (Frag)
Anthony Charles, who the fuck is Anthony Charles ? (Catalyst)
Zeb is coming to Aber (Zebrabomb)
Ohhh Fuck...Zeb is coming to Aber (Mr_Scod)
Zeb is coming to Aber if theres a fuck thrown in I wont mind (Zebrabomb)
Lambie In Joining Police *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Maths, Do We Really Have To Have It? (Mr_Scod)
Capitalising Every Word, Do We Really Have To Have It? (^Stuii^)
Moggz Is A Sweet And Innocent Little Cherub *guffaw* As If (Mr_Scod)
[Moggz] i could make one if lambs takes me (Lambie)
Lmabie is a bonifide tosser!! (Moggz)
Lambie is a bonifide tosser!! (Moggz)
ITYM bone fide. HTH (Lambie)
Spelling Bee on #aber monday @ 14:00 (Moggz)
HOLYWOOD PIZZA DEAD (Surfr)
SURFR DEAD (Robstar)
HOLYWOOD PIZZA STILL DEAD (Surfr)
BIG UP ABERMEET DOWN MACCYDS ALI G INNIT (Lambie)
Mr_Pilch and Shrink are lightweights! (Robstar)
LINEKAR DEAD (^Stuii^)
�LINEKAR DEAD...� IF ONLY (Moggz)
LINEKAR DEAD... IF ONLY (Moggz)
Ashley in I wanna be a female on irc fantasy *shocker* (Dyn)
U ARE THE PERFECT DRUG (SurfrEati)
U ARE THE PERFECT DRUGThis is a kick ass program :)) (SurfrEati)
U ARE THE PERFECT DRUGThis is a kick ass program :))er (SurfrEati)
U ARE THE PERFECT DRUG (SurfrEati)
all women are evil [tm] (jakal)
like fuck are they (Surfr)
like fuck are theyNAPALM DETH (Surfr)
NAPALM DETH (Surfr)
NAPALM DETHthis is a kickass program :))) (Surfr)
NAPALM DET (Surfr)
NAPALM DETH (Surfr)
I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING (jakal)
Fermit in entering gnomie over a log fire fantasy revelaed marmalade *unshocker* (jakal)
* Fermit gently slaps himself ;)) (Robstar)
GOTH SUX (ups)
STAR WARS SUX (ups)
SOCD WORKS IN MCDONALDS (Lambie)
LAMBIE LOVES SURFR (Mr_Scod)
Lambie Is A Bad Influence - We Should All Stay Clear Of His Demonic Ways (Mr_Scod)
Dyn has a backup of zeb on his hard [snip] (Fermit)
Dyn and Zeb in sordid night of passion *shocker* (Lambie)
�Zeb and Dyn in white streak mystery *shocker* (Dyn)
#aberrev - for all your compsci revision needs (Dyn)
Cybersex and dirty talking on #aberrev (Robstar)
Only 5 Days To Go Until The Scod Hits Aber (Mr_Scod)
Shitest compsci page awardhttp://www.aber.ac.uk/~aff9 (Robstar)
[Eppa] its *hugs* (^mtiger^)
[Eppa] its *huge* (^mtiger^)
McDonalds the �OFFICIAL� Shithole (Mr_Scod)
COSWORTH DEAD (^Stuii^)
The Channel Where Crap Is The Mian Topic (Mr_Scod)
The Channel Where Crap Is The Main Topic (Mr_Scod)
The Channel Where Capitalisation Of Every Word Seems To Be Paramount (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] YOU GOT IT NOT ME (Woodstar)
pfff (Robstar)
The previous topic was set by Robstar (^Stuii^)
HANDBAGS AT DAWN, SHOWDOWN AT THE O.DEAR. CORRAL. (Woodstar)
|aka|s having cybersex *shocker* (Robstar)
Now is the winter of our discontent *Woodsta in Shakespeare horror!* (Woodstar)
Woodsta mounts the Fun Lovin Criminals *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Woodsta mounts the Fun Lovin Criminals *�UN�shocker* (Fermit_)
Only love. (Woodstar)
Feck it, feck it right in the EAR (^Woodsta^)
LES RULES (Surfr)
LES HIDDINS RULES (Surfr)
LES HIDDINS / REX HUNT RULES (Surfr)
LES HIDDINS / REX HUNT RULESyeh :) (Surfr)
LES HIDDINS / REX HUNT RULES (Surfr)
�G��3��T �U��r�� p�R��0��N �H��3��R��3�.� 1��|�-��5�� |�-��|��0��t (R0b5|-4R)
peanut in planning to give Robstar a good sorting out custard *unshccker* (|aka|)
Ricey and Catalyst in sordid towel whipping sex romp *unshocker* (Robstar)
Photon implements new phone sex line premium rate *unshocker* (Robstar)
[peanut] its growing out now (Robstar)
[peanut] its growing out (Robstar)
MASCARPONE (|aka|)
|aka| strokes his new todger (Photon)
Photon and ^Stuii^ in unfettered rampant margarine and superglue orgy *unshocker (|aka|)
* peanut likes arse (Robstar)
non ugly people in computer related events/jobs *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
Feek owes everyone 20 quid *shocker* (^Stuii^)
feek pays all by tonight (feekery)
[Lorry] Lizz is evil, she makes me bleed. (^Stuii^)
Lambie Is A Vindictive Nasty Little Boy Who Makes Me Cry (Mr_Scod)
Lorry Lambie Fragg And Scod Need Sex....Females Apply Within (Mr_Scod)
Lorry Lambie Fragg And Scod Need Sex....Females Apply Within..ShyBoy Needs A Man (Mr_Scod)
Lorry Lambie Fragg And Scod Need Sex....Females Apply Within..ShyBoy Needs A She (Mr_Scod)
Lorry Lambie Fragg And Scod Need Sex....Females Apply Within..ShyBoy Needs A Man (Mr_Scod)
�its all gone a bit pr0n (fragg)
easynet dns not working at all *unshocker* (Dyn)
DAMNIT SOMEONE LOVE ME!! - APART FROM FRAGG PLEASE (Mr_Scod)
DOT COTTON DEAD (Lambie)
[ShyBoy] well i went to lambies and all i got was a black hole and nothing (^Stuii^)
�[peanut] my hand hurts.... (ozgirl)
�Vacancy - #aber bot master required (Dyn)
[Frag] Linux crashed on me *whimper* (Lambie)
[^Woodsta^] cor its a big one (gnomie)
#aber/#england meet detailshttp://www.aber.org.uk/meet/ (^Stuii^)
[ozgirl] fragit was just a bit messy... my stuiff all over the floor... (^Stuii^)
The debter returneth (Wyrmy)
[Lambie] YES I SNOGGED GEMMA (^Stuii^)
the previous topic will never be discussed again (Lambie)
the previous topic, concerning Lambie snogging Gemma, will never be discussed (^Stuii^)
* Ferret has come over a fanny (^Stuii^)
Fermit only gets it rarly (SuperDuck)
OZGIRL AND DYN LEAVE AT THE SAME TIME (USUALLY) *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
* ^Stuii^ plays loud and offensive hardcore pr0n (Lambie)
* ^Stuii^ plays loud and offensive hardcore pr0n *UNSHOCKER* (Lambie)
[^Stuii^] *drop* (Woodstar)
[Lambie] I get it out now...damn fine (Woodstar)
LAMBIE IN IN 3 MAGISTRATES HELL! (Woodstar)
SURFR IN FOURSOME FILTH ESCAPADE (Woodstar)
STUII IN BASTARDISING ARSE MALARKEY (Woodstar)
* Dyn waves his cock aimlessly in the air (Lambie)
IS IT LUCK (Woodstar)
she whispered in my ear (Surfr)
Slashdot reports authors vague personal enthusiasms as irrevelvant useless news (^Stuii^)
Slashdot reports authors vague personal enthusiasms as irrevelvant useless neFr (Surfr)
Slashdot reports (Surfr)
�RUBBISH� (^Stuii^)
Pants (Surfr)
Sange banging a bit of kebab meat *shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[Lambie] dyn ozgirl and aka all succumbed to the power of my cock (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] sange - it was bloody close from matt, i had to come from behind (Ikkyu)
Lambie in indecent exposure case *shocker* (Wyrmy)
�* peanut hasnt had a shower for almost a year (Dyn)
Suffolk woman who sued over faulty condom loses her 120,000 pounds claim (Dyn)
�[Lambie] i had to come from behind like ive never come before (Dyn)
� ozgirl watches in amazement as dyn hammers away...more than we need to know (Moggz)
Attack Of The Remote Control Stealing Pixies (Mr_Scod)
Attack Of The Unecessarily Capitialised Initial Letters Of Every Word (^Stuii^)
No ministers allowed (^Stuii^)
First even day since 28/8/0888 *shocker* (^Stuii^)
[ShyBoy] msg ^stuii^ i thought you were going to Brighton to work the streets af (Cantaloup)
�frag in starnge person enters my room *shocker* (ozgirl)
frag in strange person entry incident *shocker* (Frag)
[Frag] someone just came into my room - and they didnt even leave a tissue! (Cantaloup)
[^Stuii^] fermit I want it give it to me now ON THE FACE (Ricey)
#aber - the quiet channel (tm) (Dyn)
this is quiet? (^Stuii^)
ANTHEA TURNER DEAD (^Stuii^)
Homey is incoming - prepare defence shields and man the guns immediately (Cantaloup)
�ricey in drunken SMS *unshocker* (ozgirl)
ricey and ozgirl in *session* invitation *shocker* (Gremmie)
�dyn likes gremmie *shocker* (ozgirl)
Woodsta in slightly soiled *shocker* (|aka|)
Zee in flicking Lambies *coff* safety catch rhubarb *shocker* (|aka|)
Woodsta in flogging used condoms sensational shocking shocker (Lambie)
�PERL IS UNMITIGATED TOSS� (Catalyst)
perl rocks (^Stuii^)
#aber - now trading diseases (Dyn)
^Stuii^ used to have bad morining hair when he was floppy (Dyn)
Donations required to buy essential materials for stripwaxing Homeys arsehairs. (Lambie)
* sixxie is busy the weekend debatingwith himself. (^Stuii^)
the previous topic was incomplete (^Stuii^)
previous topic was just plain crap (sixxie)
TORIES TO AXE ARCHER (^Stuii^)
[scallywag] sixits in my trousers most of the time yes (^Stuii^)
myles welcoming committee - treehouse at 1pm (Lambie)
* Surfr also has a history of fucking dogs and stuffing the xmas turkey (^Stuii^)
It wasnt very funny anyway (Surfr)
Lambie to become Page 7 fella!!! (Moggz)
�BOARS HEAD SHUT *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] im always quick (Ikkyu)
Mud fight on channel..... be warned and armed with mudcakes (Sange)
Ricey in pussy ambushing *shocker* (Lex)
[peanut] you can use a banana or a gun if you like (Ricey)
ANTHEA TURNER DEAD (^Stuii^)
to PETER DUNCAN DEAD (***)
QUEENS CORGI RUN OVER (Ricey)
[Mr_Flex] Sange a big one prolly (Ricey)
Gremmie Is Mean *sulk* (Mr_Scod)
Matthew and Steve in nail-biting pants-soiling showdown *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Its only a story (Gremmie)
Gremmie in topic censoring *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
Gremmie in prefering real life to telly *shocker* (Gremmie)
Real Life Is A Myth *shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Stuii in appreciating the benefits of escaping from real life for a while *shock (^Stuii^)
Gremmie would rather live in Ambridge than Albert Square (Gremmie)
Stuii to heckle the Rug Rats next time they are mentioned *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Tellytubbies Rule (Mr_Scod)
PETER DUNCAN DEAD (^Stuii^)
PRINCESS DIANA, QUEEN OF OUR HEARTS, DEAD (Gremmie)
Queen Bum Dead - Anal Insertion Charged (Mr_Scod)
Fermit in spilling himself all over his desk scandal *unshocker* (|aka|)
Fermit in leaky sausage sandwich scandal *unshocker* (Ricey)
FEEKERY FLOPPY *UNSHOCKER* (Woodstar)
FEEKERY FLOPPY AND NOT LONG ENOUGH *UNSHOCKER* (Woodstar)
FEEKERY FLOPPY AND LONG ENOUGH *UNSHOCKER* (Woodstar)
FEEKERY IN GINGER FLOPPY AND LONG ENOUGH *UNSHOCKER* (Woodstar)
TVs Grant Mitchell to play gay soldier in new ITV series *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Monsta admits to previous career working on camping site *shocker* (^Stuii^)
[ozgirl] Its doing quite well to say Ive dropped it more than once... (^Stuii^)
* ozgirl wants to take piccies of everyone... (Lex)
Why do they put comp sci exams on Llanbadarn campus ????? (Markyboy)
http://www.yellow5.com/pokey/pokey.html (sixxie)
ALL MINISTERS DEAD (^Stuii^)
ALAN DEDICOAT DEAD (Ricey)
Stuii in belly the size of china *shocker* (_Nor)
Meet detailsCambrian@6, Pier@7.30, Bay@9 probably (Lambie)
Stoopid dawg! You make me look bad! Ooogaboogabooogaaa!! (^Stuii^)
the drunken students return (Twpsyn)
�An Excellent Night Had By All NOT at the meet.� (Catalyst)
FUCKYERMUJ (Ricey)
the previous topic was set by Ricey (^Stuii^)
Nod turns amazon.co.uk into seedy sex personals site *shocker* (^Stuii^)
The Return Of Diggz [tm] (^Stuii^)
girl of 17 collapses in borth pub, man charged (feekery)
girl of 17 collapses in borth pub, man charged *unshocker* (feekery)
17 girls collapse in borth pub, man charged *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
Zebrabomb is back in aber by popular demand (Zebrabomb)
You have to buy a license to go fishing, but anyone can have a kid (^Stuii^)
to Stuii dies in fake obituary accident (***)
RUSSEL HARTY STILL DEAD (^Stuii^)
Fermit in 15 Inches Not Enough To Satisfy My Needs *Shocker* (Lambie)
* Lambie gang murders cheerfully (Fermit)
Fermit in SPANK MY OTTER fiasco *unshocker* (Lambie)
*** #aber No topic is set. (Ikkyu)
�there is life on #aber after all...! dispite it being the meet weekend... *shoc (ozgirl)
The previous topic exceeded the maximum permitted length and contained errors (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] i like nice shiny ones[Ricey] i like nice shiny ones (Fermit)
[Ricey] i like nice shiny ones (Fermit)
Trout (mtiger)
�Parsnip� (_Nor)
Not all ministers dead, claims minister (^Stuii^)
A LOCAL CHANNEL FOR LOCAL PEOPLE (^Woodsta^)
�Ricey with nobby shocker* (Dyn)
Boobs for rent or sale - one careless owner (Dyn)
ircnews broken! see www.ircnews.com (_Nor)
MASTERIA, SMITE, FFION in CONSECUTIVE TREFLOYNE G7 KNOCKING SHOP *UNSHOCKER* (Ricey)
FILTH SQUAD, sign up now and protect your country (peanut)
LETS KILL JON & SARAH (Gremmie)
Artichoke (Surfr)
#aber home of the FILTH SQUAD (peanut)
Demon Eyes - http://www.canford.u-net.com/matt/aber/Image19.jpg (Mr_Scod)
Im Scottish So I smash Windows And Beat Up Children - Alleged By Some Weird Wels (Mr_Scod)
Im Scottish So I smash Windows And Beat Up Children (Mr_Scod)
Will work for beer (_Nor)
[Zebrabomb] Digby I cant get it up (gnomie)
Digby In Pizza Ordering *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Surfr in needing to give gremmie a screw or 3 *shocker* (Lambie)
�Ive got a lovely fluffy white pullover� (Catalyse)
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/1959/wftv.html (Lambie)
Fermits credit card number5435 6546 3432 0985 (^Stuii^)
Surfr and Gremmie in most difficult ever conversation (Gremmie)
[Gremmie] surfr yeah, drop them down this evening (^Stuii^)
[peanut] fits on a floppy (Fermit)
[Rolag] slips on a floppy (Ricey)
Peanut destroys fabric of Internet Domain Naming *Shocker* (Wyrmy)
* peanut stuffs aka in (Photon_)
Peanut (_Nor)
Peanut in filthiness whilst going commando *shocker* (_Nor)
sixxie likes naked tits and cunts (Fermit)
#aber topics censored by �FILTH SQUAD � *shocker* (peanut)
Spanked naughty fax in filled pants *shocker* (Dyn)
[Digby] Im just being a perv (Mr_Scod)
Attack Of Dans 5 Day Old Baileys!! With Extra Skin!! (Mr_Scod)
[Sange] *BIG CLAPS* (^Woodsta^)
lambie and frag leavin with no cause (feekery)
lambie and frag leavin with no cause *unshocker* (feekery)
AKA IN FACIST BLOCKING IPS POWER - LET US BREAK THESE CHAINS! (Mr_Scod)
[Lambie] no not tomorrow, im gonna be up all night finishing this pile of crap (Robst)
Lambie in spoiling scods pants fetid grease turge orgy *unshocker* (|aka|)
|aka| and Robst in mutal helmet polishing with manky wire-wool horror! (^Woodsta^)
SURFR AND AKA IN NIGHTY SHAREING AND POKE-HER SESSION WRANGLE! (Woodstar)
[Surfr] LAMBIES COMING (Shrink)
* Surfr gives batty a huge fucking (Lambie)
FADE AWAY (Surfr)
[gnomie] yummy yummy yummy ive got dan in my tummy (Ricey)
CLUMSY (Keeha)
Dosent anybody know the worlds a subway? (Keeha)
[peanut] it was so long, I measured it :) (Shrink)
ROY ARRESTED (^Stuii^)
STUII GUILTY OF FANCYING CREWE BLOKE, SENTENCED TO 15 YEARS (Lambie)
Twpsyn claims to be in 82nd year of Winzip trial *shocker* (^Stuii^)
[peanut] dyn yes, my original finger request worked (Sange)
�BUSINEWS� (^Stuii^)
www.itn.co.uk in no real news after barbie hamster report *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
1800 - 2 (Twpsyn)
1800 - 1 (Twpsyn)
1800! (Twpsyn)
changes topic to | wc -l (stuii@mudchute:~/public_html/dev/lib$)
#aber averaging 1,000 kicks per month (^Stuii^)
Haggis, even worse than McDonalds (Mr_Scod)
* peanut has had scottish bits (Shrink)
NORKS ARSE BUM GREEN BITS IN YOUR TEETH! (Mr_Scod)
Safeways/Tescos - A Stoodens Lifeline (Mr_Scod)
PEA IN 12 FILTH!!! (Mr_Scod)
PEA IN 12AM FILTH!!! (Mr_Scod)
What if the Hokey Cokey is *really* what its all about? (^Stuii^)
This topic was requested by a user who wanted a change of topic (^Stuii^)
�FILTH DAY IS NOW IN OPERATION (Lambie)
ALUN MICHAEL RESIGNS *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
DC TOSH DEAD (Lambie)
DC CARVER PISSED (Lambie)
#aber H4X0R THREE to go on trial for sinking of Titanic *shocker* (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] I HAVE THE SMALLEST NOB AROUND *SHOCKER* (Moggz)
BIGGER TITS THAN PAMELA BREASTIMPLANTS (Mr_Scod)
SuperDuck In Kinky Sex Whipping *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
�[SuperDuck] welcome to kinky bondage torture channel (Dyn)
Mr Flibble The Quiet Amusing Hand Puppet From The Planet Zob (Mr_Scod)
Beware! Manic grinning students (Dyn)
I Did Not Do Anything With That Woman (Mr_Scod)
#england2 (Norty)
thank god scod did nothing with that woman (moggz)
ARSE NORKS BUM!! (Mr_Scod)
WHOS GOT THE FUNK? (^Stuii^)
* gnomie can go either way (^Stuii^)
But what if the Hokey Cokey is *really* what its all about? (^Stuii^)
The Hokey Cokey is definitely what its all about. (Photon)
Dyn intends to breed horror (^Stuii^)
[^gangrel] surfr i would give u one (Ricey)
Phillipino wives for sale, #2.75 per pound!! see Lambie for details (Moggz)
Lambie to play with akas shuttlecock at 1pm (^Stuii^)
|aka| and Lambie in mens doubles cock whacking *shocker* (Photon)
Fermit in little oiks give it to me *unshocker* (Ricey)
[peanut] Ive done it so many times - I should know :p (Ricey)
Lambie in COMPLETELY NOT BOOKING THE DAMN COURT OR SHOWING UP BASTARD *unshocker (|aka|)
group snog (SuperDuck)
Peanut crowned Princess Of Filth by minister of Filthy Unusualnessness (^Stuii^)
[peanut] Ive been to porkys twice (^Stuii^)
[peanut] Ive been porked twice (^Stuii^)
topic to Fermits credit card number5435 6546 3432 0985 ([10:54])
Howie in unfortunate brown ring of quality phrase *shocker* (^Stuii^)
[Z] formulates image of schoolgirl sang (Sange)
[Z] formulates image of schoolgirl sange (Sange)
[Z] formulates image of schoolgirl stuii :P ([Z])
Attack Of The Remote Control Stealing Pixies (Mr_Scod)
The Previous Topic Was Set By Mr_Scod (^Stuii^)
Zebrabomb in fancying Big Helen *ABSOLUTE SHOCKER* (Lambie)
Is yahoo the worlds most popular search engine? (Robstar)
According to smiley Sange has shacked up with not only Surfr but Fermit too!!!! (Moggz)
Silly Lit (Mr_Scod)
Silly Little Radishes (Mr_Scod)
Silly Little Radishes And Big Bits Of Poo (Mr_Scod)
Where Would You Insert Your Telescope? (Mr_Scod)
#England have taken over again (Lambie)
[Digby] i get it for 55p behind the Elf garage on the way to work (Ricey)
DIGBY AND STUII IN PORKY THREESOME WITH SCOD *ABSOLUTE UNSHOCKER* (Lambster)
Digby, Owf And I Are Not Pervs Cos We Are Watchin Breasts On Channel 4 (Mr_Scod)
�Aber news server down for 3rd time in 2 weeks *unshocker* (Dyn)
Inquiry launched my minister into why Leo has decided to grow stuble *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Inquiry launched by minister into why Leo has decided to grow stuble *shocker* (^Stuii^)
[surfr] I feel close to a fuilly working mail (Fermit)
[surfr] I feel close to a fully working mail (Fermit)
Who ate all the pies? (Fermit)
Can i borrow your bike.. or do i have to kick u in the nuts and steal it ? (AlleyCat`)
CHEGWIN DEAD (^Stuii^)
pussy fights (^spu^)
pornographic pussy fights!! (^spu^)
Spu in embarassing sexual escapade with goat *shocker* (Wyrmy)
NO BEARDS PERMITTED (^Stuii^)
NEW CHALLENGE, WHO CAN FIND TEAM FORTRESS 2 ON THE WEB FIRST? (Ghengis)
Quincy The Damned Cool Homocide Surgeon Type Person (Mr_Scod)
Bloody Working Till 5am Tonight At McDonalds Aint I *Bugger* (Mr_Scod)
Someone Please Disable Mr_Scods Shift Key (^Stuii^)
SurfrI AM A GNU (Wyrmy)
where do you buy a power supply for an IBM laptop? (Gremmie)
ATTACK OF THE CAPS LOCK STICKED KEYBOARDS!!! (Mr_Scod)
Someones giggling in the Solarium and its not Fermit *shocker* (Ricey)
[|aka|] I FERGOT I PUT THAT IN YOUR BED (Robstar)
[delradie] did you have to use a cactus scad? (^Stuii^)
* |aka| GETS IT OUT (Gremmie)
* peanut gets wet (^Stuii^)
pardon? (peanut)
STUII NEEDS A GOOD ROUTING (Robstar)
Shameless plugSupananny, solution to FILTH (Wyrmy)
[peanut] I need to suck out a welsh lad (^Stuii^)
STUII YOU �FILTH (peanut)
strange glue (Ricey)
^stuii^ in demanding higher quality porky roll *unshocker* (Ricey)
^stuii^ in black hole scepticism *shocker* (Ricey)
get your helmets out for gremmie (Gremmie)
*Surfr!~dof@nantymoch.demon.co.uk* Im not up for a large one (Dyn)
Dyns Muticoloured C Shop (^Stuii^)
Dyns Multicoloured C Shop (^Stuii^)
[-- feekery has quit (off for a screw) (Surfr)
[-- feekery has quit (off for a screw)woods shift +3 (Surfr)
[-- feekery has quit (off for a screw)woods shift +3 over above the enter key ? (Surfr)
[-- feekery has quit (off for a screw)woods shift +3 over above the enter key ?o (Surfr)
surfr in lame topic changing *shocker* (Lambie)
surfr in lame topic changing *shocker* (Surfr)
surfr in lame topic changing *shocker* (Surfr)
surfr in lame topic changing *shocker* (Surfr)
surfr in lame topic changing *shocker* (Surfr)
surfr in lame topic changing *shocker* (Surfr)
surfr in lame toffee tasting topic changing *shocker* (Fermit)
surfr in naked orgy with fermit *shocker* (Lambie)
surfr in naked perl orgy with topic changing fermit (Dyn_Zzz)
surfr in naked perl orgy with toffee cofee topic changing fermit (Fermit)
* fragg strokes his hot lava-filled shaft.. (gnomie)
Fermits Evil Pussy Farts Uncovered (Lambie)
weve degenerated into blatent porn again hurrah! (Lambie)
[gnomie] we had it here at my house for ages and i never watched it ;P (Lambie)
Finished Work At 6am This Morning - Now I Bloody Start At Noon Till 8 - McDonals (Mr_Scod)
Finished Work At 6am This Morning - Now I Start At Noon Till 8 - McDonalds Suck (Mr_Scod)
if you were a fruit wot would u be?? (^mtiger^)
WINDOWS LINUX DEBATE LIVE (WITH BLOOD) (Robstar)
HOMER SIMPSON DEAD (Robstar)
[Twpsyn] looks like im getting a large one to myself (Noddie)
Fermits Willy Is Bent Like A Boomerang? (Mr_Scod)
Fermits Willy Is Bent Like A Boomerang? This Is According To Shrink *Grin* (Mr_Scod)
Scod in bent penises *unshocker* (Shrink)
Where Would You Insert Your Banana? (Mr_Scod)
Stoke My Box, Mr Driver (Digby)
* Lambie can knit *shocker* (Fermit)
* Lambie a penis warmer (Fermit)
The Previous Topic Was Set By Fermit (Lambie)
Fermits Boss in porking over the SILLY server *shocker* (Lambie)
http://www.mi5.gov.uk/myth3.htm (Fermit)
* ^gangrel is away - of for fag - messages will be logged. (Robstar)
* ^gangrel is away - of for a fag at only 20 quid a job (Robstar)
Take the plan and spin it sideways, without you, Im nothing ... (Catalyst)
Gnomies going to get a porking (Robstar)
19:30 BBC2, Money Programme - fall of microsoft (sixxie)
^mtiger^ places cream all over her body (Fermit)
[Fermit] Ill be up then (^mtiger^)
Dyn in mobile phone using *shocker* (Photon)
SCHULZ DEAD (Dyn)
SCHULZ DEAD (Dyn)
�PANTS! (Mr_Scod)
�BLOOMERS (Robstar)
�^MTIGER^S BLACK KNICKERS AND BRA GO WELL WITH THE CATSUIT *WHIP* (Mr_Scod)
The �Anti-Filth� League (Mr_Scod)
THE FILTH SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH (Lambie)
Channel of the Idling Dead (Digby)
#aber war council is in session (Dyn_Zzz)
Lambie and Catalyst in about three testicles *shocker* (Ricey)
�Ricey in She never gave me a blowjob ... *�shocker�* (Catalyst)
Catalyst in kiss me where i smell funny *shocker* (Ricey)
Ricey in she poked me a bit, but i didnt notice *shocker* (Lambie)
FILTH SQUAD - be vigilant, the fight against� FILTH has begun! (peanut)
FILTH SQUAD - be vigilant, the fight against� FILTH� has begun! (peanut)
IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN WITH ANTI-FILTH I WILL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN P (Lambie)
� FILTH SQUAD� - be vigilant, the fight against� FILTH� has begun! (peanut)
STRIKE ME DOWN WITH FILTH I WILL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAG (Lambie)
� FILTH SQUAD� - be vigilant, the fight against� FILTH� has begun! (peanut)
STRIKE ME DOWN WITH FILTH ILL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGIN (Lambie)
� FILTH SQUAD� - be vigilant, the fight against� FILTH� has begun! (peanut)
STRIKE ME DOWN WITH FILTH ILL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE (Lambie)
� FILTH SQUAD� - be vigilant, the fight against� FILTH� has begun! (peanut)
STRIKE ME DOWN WITH FILTH ILL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE (Lambie)
� FILTH SQUAD� - be vigilant, the fight against� FILTH� has begun! (peanut)
STRIKE ME DOWN WITH FILTH ILL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE (Lambie)
Celebrity Deathmatch - �FILTH SQUAD� v �Rah!� let battle commence! (peanut)
LEONARD NIMOY DEAD! (_Nor)
BLOKE OUT OF RENT-A-GHOST DEAD (^Stuii^)
BARBARA WINDSOR DEAD THROUGH OVERUSE OF MAKEUP (Lambie)
Barbara Windsor deadBlue Circle cement share price falls 50% (Wyrmy)
to BLOKE OUT OF RENT-A-GHOST DEAD (***)
to Mr Claypole? Oh No! *sob* (***)
feek reboots win2k already (Dyn)
Judy of Richard and DRUNKARD (_Nor)
Ricey in incompetant ban mis-spelling traffic warden *_un_shocker* (|aka|)
Robstar in giving ozgirl the mudshrimp one turgid filth romp *shocker* (|aka|)
Aka in ham stroking molestation palavour *unshocker* (Robstar)
[Photon] ILL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT BABY. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT (Robstar)
Photon in judging beautiful baby competition *shocker* (Ricey)
Photon in judging beautiful bonny baby competition *shocker* (Ricey)
Photon in judging beautiful bouncing bonny baby competition *shocker* (Ricey)
Photon in judging beautiful bouncing bonny baby back baby back riiibs competiti (Ricey)
Photon in beautiful bouncing bonny baby back baby back riiibs *shocker* (Ricey)
The previous topic contained a large number of words starting with b (^Stuii^)
�YOURE ALL SO GADDAMN �PETTY (Ricey)
The previous topic replaced its preceeding topic concerning its previous topic (^Stuii^)
Peanut knows about the �WHOLE� internet (Robstar)
#aber hits 1.7 million lines of recorded logs *shocker* (^Stuii^)
MR_PILCH TAKES HIS PAGES DOWN - THE CHEEKY UJIT (Robstar)
MR_PILCH TAKES HIS PANTS DOWN - THE CHEEKY UJIT (^Stuii^)
STUII FREELY USES THE MIDLAND WORD UJIT (Robstar)
THE MIDLANDS DO NOT EXIST (^Stuii^)
OZGIRL DOES THE ROUNDS *UNSHOCKER* (Robstar)
[ozgirl] riceywould we fit?? (Photon)
^STUII^ DEAD - DEATH BY ODOROUS TRAINER (Robstar)
DYN IN FOOT FETISH AUBERGINE SPANKING *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
PEANUTS FEET ��SMELL (Robstar)
they do not! (peanut)
SURFR JUST DIED (Robstar)
Surfr was gassed... (Wyrmy)
[Lambie] ricey also allegedly has a huge cockerel (Robstar)
�Lambie cant get it the right way up (Dyn)
lambie can get it the right way up but it still wont work (SuperDuck)
DYN CANT GET HIS BALLS IN A 10 FOOT HOLE *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
YOU WONT �EVER� STOP MY FILTH (Lambie)
FILTHY PETTY PORKING (Ricey)
ANY TOPIC NOT CONTAINING THE WORD �FILTH� WILL BE CONSIDERED NULL AND VOID (Lambie)
[ozgirl] u cant cuntspants with this Filth (eltawater)
void bool null() { return NUL; } (Ricey)
[peanut] Ill have you now (Ricey)
ONCE YOU WALK DOWN THE FILTH PATH FOREVER WILL IT DOMINATE YOUR DESTINY (Lambie)
QUINCY HAS TO BE THE BEST FORENSIC MEDICINE PERSON EVER!!!! (Mr_Scod)
Peanut in secret jar jar girl *shocker* (Dyn)
[Lambie] i am just curious (^Stuii^)
* emms realises myles will never be long enough (^Stuii^)
Cher dies of drugs overdose (emms)
numpty numpty numpty numpty numpty numpty numpty numpty numpty numpty numpty num (Ricey)
numpty numpty numpty numpty numpty numpty numpty numpty numpty numpty numpty bum (Mr_Scod)
Barbera Windsor Dead! (Mr_Scod)
BARBARA WINDSOR DEAD (Lambie)
Only 1 Peson Dead Per Day Please (Mr_Scod)
Only 1 Person Dead Per Day Please (Mr_Scod)
MR SCOD DEAD, MCDONALDS BURGER POPULARITY SUDDENLY INCREASES (Lambie)
Only 1 Capital Letter Per Sentence Please (^Stuii^)
Only 1 Capital Letter Per WordPlease (Mr_Scod)
Only 1 Capital Letter Per Word Please And Spaces Are Prefered (Mr_Scod)
PEANUT WOODSTA AND SURFR IN FILTHY FILTH DEBAUCHERY *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
Peanut in Taking perverse pleasure *shocker* (Wyrmy)
[SuperDuck] a very loud one went off in the Sun Lounge (Fermit)
[SuperDuck] its wierd a very loud one went off in the Sun Lounge (Fermit)
DAVID JASON DEAD (Robstar)
Who Shot Mr. Burns? - Was It You? (Mr_Scod)
�no (Frag)
TED HANSON DEAD.. CHEERS TEAM MOURNS INFLATABLE BANANA ACCIDENT (Robstar)
Dragon In The Running For Laziest Book Returning Person (Mr_Scod)
NO RUNNING COMMENTARIES ON FARSCAPE (Robstar)
Mr_Scod gives birth to triplets (Robstar)
�THE ATTACK OF UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (Mr_Scod)
�Gremmie in All grown up and responsible mega*shocker* (Catalyst)
�PEANUT IN ANTELOPE EATING HORROR *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
Ive Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts!!! (Mr_Scod)
SURFR IS THE WORLDS BIGGEST PORKER (Robstar)
PEA THE SLAPPEER (Mr_Scod)
PEA THE SLAPPER (Mr_Scod)
LOTS OF SNOGGING ONCE PEANUT HAS LEFT (Robstar)
wine night at end o month, see feek (feekery)
http://pussywaving.fermit.org.uk FILTH FILTH FILTH (Lambie)
And then there were two left in the room by themselves (^gangrel)
http://pussywaving.fermit.org.uk FILTH FILTH FILTH (^gangrel)
^gangrel messes up again (^gangrel)
Lindylu saw my teeth and knew what i was *SHOCKER* (^gangrel)
NED FLADERS WIFE DEAD (Lambie)
NED FLANDERS WIFE DEAD (Lambie)
RHODRI MORGAN VOTED OUT BY LABOUR SUPPORTERS (Wyrmy)
http://www.aber.org.uk/ - Users - new #aber Users Gallery (^Stuii^)
bloody stupid marketdroids (Wyrmy)
www.aber.org.uk - Users - enter yourself into new users gallery (^Stuii^)
Ghengis on skywalker *shocker* (Markyboy)
Lambie gets stood up by fermit *Shocker* (Markyboy)
[Lambie] gosh thats a bit of a mouthful (^Stuii^)
Zebrabombs mouth just isnt big enough *shocker* (Wyrmy)
* Wyrmy once almost got pulled by bg helen *UNSHOCKER* (Lambie)
Turismo kills his only fan *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Wyrmy in testing peanuts jugs *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
#aber topic in involving Peanut *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
LIVE FUCKING (^Stuii^)
HOT COLLEGE SLUT PUSSIES LIVE FUCKING XXX (^Stuii^)
Lambie & Catalyst in agreeing with Infoserv Army Council Ruling *UTTER SHOCKER* (Lambie)
[peanut] 18 inches across (Fermit)
[peanut] I dont think I can take all 3 though (Wyrmy)
* peanut cremes up her egg (^Stuii^)
[Dyn] took me a while to ralise I had one though... (Turismo)
its gnarly here, so fuck off if you dont like bad language Hmmmkay (Fermit)
* peanut stops fiddling (AlleyCat`)
Surfr In Not Controlling Bladder *shocker* (Mr_Scod)
right im _ready_ for you Surfr (^mtiger^)
[|aka|] right im _ready_ for you Surfr (^mtiger^)
|aka| and Surfr in leaving together *shocker* (Surfr)
Digby porks a pie (SuperDuck)
Return of the Nasal Sex topic (Digby)
Who Are You Calling A Kangeroo? (Mr_Scod)
I Have A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts (Mr_Scod)
[Mr_Scod] ive never had a purple one before (Noddie)
Lambie In Waxing Males Arse *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Digby And Pubic Teeth *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[Mr_Scod] im doing it oz ;p .... thats why im quiet (Digby)
frag_ strokes fermit *there* (SuperDuck)
[Lambie] duckie you can be mah bitch as well if you really want (^Stuii^)
[Fermit] I HAVE A PUSSY (^Stuii^)
^Stuii^ rubs his head and brandishes it at mr_scod (Sange)
Feline Chair Frottage (Digby)
Feline Chair etish (Mr_Scod)
Feline Chair Fetish (Mr_Scod)
MAN DIES (^Stuii^)
I Have A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts (Mr_Scod)
Sange enforces Lambies bed time in perverse naughty boy fetish *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
Sange drags Lambie to bed kicking and screaming *unshocker* (Sange)
* Dyn considers his 9cm (^Stuii^)
* Dyn considers his 9cm...oz has a 9cm too!! (Mr_Scod)
ozgirl in secret nocturnal cock measuring incident *shocker* (^Stuii^)
[ozgirl] tis your job to spurt I believe!! (^Stuii^)
Too much information night (Dyn)
[Sange] and he was coming in my face (Mr_Scod)
Fermit and karrin in joint swallowing shocker! (Sange)
Fermit and karri in in joint swallowing shocker! (Sange)
* ozgirl offers to measure it properly (^Stuii^)
[dyn] I can get my hand on a near inexhastable supply (Fermit)
NEVER GO NEAR SANGES ARSE (Woods)
Peanuts feet smell of old peregrines (Robstar)
��THANKS FOR MAKING UP THE NUMBERS (Robstar)
DIANA STILL DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Digby] surely fox hunting with foxes is the best way? (Ikkyu)
FERGIE STILL FAT (^Stuii^)
Animal rights protesters trying to ban leather *shocker* (Ikkyu)
�[Surfr] Dave and I just wokr up (Dyn)
FAULDS-WOOD DEAD (^Stuii^)
Brass Monkeys (Wyrmy)
Watch Out!! Japanese Tourists Alert!! (Mr_Scod)
TROUT will take over the world (emms)
lambie fucks up a goat for aka (emms)
[peanut] ok I am now not wearing pants and jeans (Mr_Scod)
just stop it now mmkay? (peanut)
STUII WAS THINKING ABOUT TITS.. WHO CAN BLAME HIM (Robstar)
�Robstar did a wittier topic about [^Stuii^] tit than me *shocker* (Lambie)
My hovercraft is full of eels (Wyrmy)
Boring topic (Dyn)
My pants are full of eels (Mr_Scod)
the previous topic was not original in the slightest (^Stuii^)
arsemenkeys I want a go (emms)
nor was the previous one there (Mr_Scod)
MR_SCOD DEAD.. DEATH BY TROUT INSERTION (Robstar)
the previous topic was the topic that was up prior to this topic (^Stuii^)
Are eels related to trout? (Wyrmy)
tits, sex, penis, fanny, fuck (Dyn)
trout forever yeahyeahyeah (emms)
Dyn sets lame topic *unshocker* (Robstar)
Stop trying to raise the tone of conversation (Wyrmy)
�//@R3Z �//@R3Z�//@R3Z�//@R3Z�//@R3Z�//@R3Z�//@R3Z�//@R3Z�//@R (^Stuii^)
�ROBSTAR, ^STUII^ AND EMMS IN THREE IN A HOVERCRAFT SEX LESBIAN CAKE SHOCKER!!! (Mr_Scod)
��SILENCE (Lambie)
WARNING (^Stuii^)
Woodsta lets the sheep near the keyboard again (Robstar)
�I NEVER TOUCHED IT HONEST GUVNA (Lambie)
LAMBIE AND STUII IN SHEEP SHOCKER!! (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod in deep penetration of asparagus *shocker* (Robstar)
It Was Damn Well Exciting Too!! (Mr_Scod)
MOWLEM DEAD (^Stuii^)
�BARBARA WINDSOR STILL DEAD (Lambie)
STUII DEAD!! (Mr_Scod)
Barbara Windsors tits now reach down to her ankles *shocker* (Robstar)
STUII DEAD BY EXCESSIVE H HAIRCUTS!!! (Mr_Scod)
�CHARLIE DIMMOCK DEAD (Lambie)
Dyn leaves special gift in Frags goggles *shocker* (Robstar)
STUII TO BE ARRESTED AND CHARGED FOR COPYRIGHT OF HAIRCUT *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
emms in porking peters blue one *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
robster in pork sandwich *shocker* (emms)
Stuii peels apart his buttocks like a grilled cheese sandwich (Robstar)
I Have A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts (Mr_Scod)
Stuii demands no further discussion concerning his rectum *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Stuii peels apart his buttocks like a grilled cheese sandwich (Robstar)
Stuii Smells His Rectum (Mr_Scod)
Stuii peels apart his buttocks like a grilled cheese sandwich (Robstar)
�Stuii demands someone help him remove the racoon from his rectum *shocker* (Lambie)
Racoon Refuses To Leave Stuiis Buttocks And Eviction Squad Called In *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Lahndan ghetto set up in stuiis rectum (Robstar)
Boobs Up Stuiis Rectum!! (Mr_Scod)
afghan refugees flee up stuiis arse (emms)
Small 3rd world country with bountiful oil supply found in stuiis arse (Robstar)
Hijackers Land Plane Up Stuiis Rectum *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Hordy in getting out of everyones arses custard and cheese *shocker* (|aka|)
Frags watch removed from stuiis rectum (Robstar)
Hordy And Stuii In Enough Arses *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
lord lucan and richie anic found in rectal hiding (emms)
Stuiis hairstyle is an anal forest back-combed over his head (Robstar)
lord lucan and richie manic found in rectal hiding place (emms)
Lost Tribe Of Pygmies Found In Stuiis Rectum (Mr_Scod)
Robstar in casualty after failed felching incident with Mr_scod *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Stuiis behind blamed for rise in CO2 emissions (Woodsta)
Increased Amount Of Manure Blamed On Stuiis Arse (Mr_Scod)
Stuii arrested for attempted smuggling of 3litre bottles of cider in rectal cavi (Robstar)
Peanut Found Up Stuiis Arse *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Peanuts smelly feet due to proximity to stuiis arse (Robstar)
Stuii Tries To Get The Topic Off His Hairy Arse *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
aka ties up trout in pube bondage experiment *shocker* (emms)
with an arse that big and boil ridden I DOUBT IT (Robstar)
Mr_Scod somehow has information on stuiis anal hair coverage *suspicion* (^Stuii^)
Dyn in applying for PHd on stuiis arse unshocker (Woodsta)
Shergar Held Captive In Stuiis Arse *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
dyn has surveyed stuiis rectal portal and just knows about it (Robstar)
SuperDuck Enquires About Stuiis Arse (Mr_Scod)
�THERE WILL BE NO MORE TOPICS. EVER� (^Stuii^)
�except this one (Lambie)
and this one concerning stuiis arse (Robstar)
Stuiis Arse Is The Next Naval Weapon!! (Mr_Scod)
Stuii in unfettered cream and anchovies topic lies *unchocker* (|aka|)
�mine will be the last topic you ever see, dont be alarmed (Dyn)
And the one about the baboon molesting session (Woodsta)
stuiis arse causes a disapproving wind concerning his fascism (Robstar)
Stuii And Baboon In Woodstas Arse *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
�Anal Forrestry Commission Declares Stuiis Arse An Area of Naural Beauty *Shocke (Lambie)
�Anal Forrestry Commission Declares Stuiis Arse Area of Naural Beauty *Shocker* (Lambie)
Stuiis Arse Causes Extreme Mirth *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
stuiis arse; is it just a myth? (emms)
Stuiis Arse - Is It As Good As They Say? (Mr_Scod)
MASCARPONE POUR FAVOURE (|aka|)
Peanut causes irritation of stuiis rectal passage (Robstar)
Stuii and mascarponi not mentioned in the same topic *shocker* (Woodsta)
Stuii In Banning Peas Arse *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
marscapone; mass core pornie (emms)
Mr_Scod cleared of usual arse unusualness *shocker* (^Stuii^)
peanut(s) fall out of stuiis arse *pebble dashery* (Robstar)
Stuii arse peanut mascarponi baboon anal forestry filthfilthfilth *unshocker* (Woodsta)
Lost City Of Aber Discovered In Stuiis Arse - New Civilisation Discovered (Mr_Scod)
Peanut fails to rejoin after being kicked out of stuiis arse *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
Hill walkers get lost in stuiis anal forest (Robstar)
Largest Mountain In Aber Found In Stuiis Arse *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Dyn demands end to ceasless topic changing *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Solar Eclipse predicted as stuii drops keys (Woodsta)
boyscouts sit round a camp fire burning chopped down arsehairs in the anal fores (Robstar)
�Stuiis Arse On Fire - Anal Forestry Commission Claim Natural Habitat Lost For E (Lambie)
Dyn in I AM ALL POWERFULL OH YES creamcheese and chives *unshocker* (|aka|)
Dyn In Unchanged Stuiis Arse Facism *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
stuiis anal forest chopped down for southlondon allotment space (Robstar)
Minister appointed to control raging topic inferno (^Stuii^)
Jimbob Has Now Entered The Stuii Arse Zone (Mr_Scod)
�Anal Forestry Commision Discover New Species of Arse Gerbil Up Stuiis Rectum (Lambie)
Minister for Anal Forestry shamed in Stuii Clapham Common encounter (Woodsta)
Minister investigates anal shrubbery and finds bountiful mineral deposits (Robstar)
Stuii In Perfectionist Spelling Arse Shocker! (Mr_Scod)
�SILENCE� (Saarlax)
stuiis arse too big for superduck to get her teeth into (Robstar)
Stuiis arse pronounced unhandleable as young female student succombs (Woodsta)
SuperDuck In Stuiis Quacking Arse RSPCA *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Councillor declares stuiis arse as listed building (^Stuii^)
Lost tribe of rectal beavers found in stuiis arse (Robstar)
[emms] all this talk of arse is making me hungry (^Stuii^)
Minister investigates Stuiisanal shrubbery COMMISSIONED BY THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY N (Mr_Scod)
MPs investigates Stuiisanal shrubbery COMMISSIONED BY THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY N (Mr_Scod)
MPs investigates Stuiis anal shrubbery COMMISSIONED BY THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY N (Mr_Scod)
emms hungers after stuiis fruits of the forest (Robstar)
Stuii In Kicking Arse For Excessive Length *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
and Im spent (Robstar)
Robstar Gives Up On Stuiis Arse (Mr_Scod)
(^Stuii^)
Dont Silence Us About Stuiss Arse Facist! (Mr_Scod)
Sit on stuiis face and tell him you love him (Dyn)
I Am Going Before I Am Sucked In By Stuiis Arse (Mr_Scod)
|aka| found masturbating over pictures of cabbages on tesco.net (Robstar)
�Anal Forestry Commission Announce Cock Rotation Policy, Effective Immediately (Lambie)
Eucriel in mental bouffant hair unshocker (Woodsta)
This topic does not contain stuiis arse-related materials (Robstar)
Oh thats nothing. Its the sound of the atom splitting. (^Stuii^)
WOMAN DIES (^Stuii^)
�Twpsyn In Failing To Biff Off Scandal (Lambie)
* Dyn loves trains (^Stuii^)
Lets Change The Topic To Stuiis Arse *grin* (Mr_Scod)
�MRSCOD EXPOSED AS AUSTRALIAN *SHOCKING FILTH* (Lambie)
Look, that topic was out of date, and LAME (Dyn)
�Karri transgenically morphs into an octopus *shocker* (Lambie)
floppy stiffness! (gnomie)
Your home is at risk if you default on a mortgage payment or other loan secured (^Stuii^)
the previous topic is in two parts, the second of which is coming tommorow (^Stuii^)
All donations to the Buy Dyn a new computer fund greatly needed (Dyn)
�News just in ! #aber is full of loff� (Catalyst)
�ABS Will Be Boycotted Until Further Notice By Order of The Rah! (Lambie)
�The Rah! shall be boycotted until further notice by order of ABS (Shrink)
�http://shrink.really.fuckingsucks.net (Lambie)
[Fermit] I am not risking my knee on some old cock this week (mtiger)
emms in milky milky all over phallic assumption *unshocker* (Ricey)
Evil Barclays charge gay tax on homosexual mortgage buyers *FILTH* (^Stuii^)
ALICE BEER DRUNK (Ricey)
Alice Beer in frothy head *shocker* (Ricey)
ricey IS Mr. Chips (emms)
Ricey] look at my big hands *shocker* (emms)
AN ERROR HAS BEEN MADE (^Stuii^)
�HEDEHOGFILTH (Lambie)
�HEDgEHOGFILTH (Lambie)
�HeDgEhOgFiLtH (Lambie)
SUMA (^Stuii^)
^Stuii^ So Sue Me!! (Moggz)
�STUII IN SUMO SHENANIGINS SHOCKER (Lambie)
�[Shelbycat] good God its slightly large! (Lambie)
NOW FAX ME TILL I FART (^Stuii^)
The Attack Of The Reoccuring Topic Of ^Stuii^s Arse (Mr_Scod)
Fosilised Tyranasaurous Rex Found In Stuiis Crevace (Mr_Scod)
Fosilised Tyranasaurous Rex Found In Stuiis Crevace *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod Obsessed With Stuiis Arse *Unshocker* (^Stuii^)
Stuii In False Propoganda Facism *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Emms In Coins For Willies *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
�eltawater and Catalyst in limp patronising walrus arse honking encounter *unsho (Dyn)
�stuiiyou auto-shocker generates topics that are too long *shocker* (Dyn)
Prince Phillip dies of scabies *shocker* (emms)
[Dyn] stuiiyou got any pictures of pants? (^Stuii^)
�*Moggz!~hlg6@osfa.aber.ac.uk* thats bigger than normalG (Lambie)
Oi Phil...I wanna beat yer head in! (Mr_Scod)
�EUCRIEL HAS ENTERED THE CHANNEL, PLEASE HIDE YOUR HEDGEHOGFILTH (Lambie)
Surfr In Beating Lambs Meat *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
�Fermit Peddles Hedgehog Pr0n *Shocker* (Lambie)
�*Fermit!~ajr6@blacktiger.demon.co.uk* I am desperate :o) (Lambie)
�ABERITE NAKED FILTH (Lambie)
[^gangrel] (Twpsyn)
[^gangrel] doing it in marks lectures is the best (Twpsyn)
^gangrel in doing it in marks lectures with an evil grin on face *shocker* (Twpsyn)
�Twpsyn finds topic changing funny (^gangrel)
^gangrel in doing it in marks lectures with an evil grin on face *shocker* (Twpsyn)
No talking (^Stuii^)
I Am A Vengeful Tart *Beware* (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod in Dundees very own Super Stud *filth* (^Stuii^)
its touchy friday (peanut)
Eventually The Key Penny For Peanut (Mr_Scod)
��NORKS! (Mr_Scod)
The pay-me girl has had enough of the bleeps (^Stuii^)
Point 1. When spewing in the toilet, lift the toilet seat up (Mr_Scod)
Ups And Wooden Jetty Sexual Manifistation Orgy With Whipped Cream *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Stuii And Wooden Jetty Sexual Manifistation Orgy With Whipped Cream *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Surfr in vehicular ancestry shocker (Gremmie)
Lambie waffly versatile *sumoshocker* (^Stuii^)
ROGER DE CORSEY DIES IN HOUSE BLAZE. NOOKIE SAVED (^Stuii^)
Lock Up Yer Wimmen....Im Unionising At The Weekend (Mr_Scod)
* emms thinks a 21 would be more than she could handle (^Stuii^)
ADVANTAGE (^Stuii^)
PARMINDER (^Stuii^)
�STUII STRIP SEARCHED BY OFFICER PANHANDLE, FOUND TO POSSES FILTH (Lambie)
STUIIS ARSE DEAD (Robstar)
STUIIS ARSE FAD DEAD (^Stuii^)
�STUIIS ARSE STRIP SEARCHED BY OFFICER PANHANDLE, FOUND TO POSSES FILTH (Robstar)
�STUIIS ARSE STRIP SEARCHED BY OFFICER PANHANDLE, FOUND TO POSSESS FILTH (Robstar)
Surfr Dan is new CHI secretary *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
LAMBIE COMES (Robstar)
LAMBIE COLLECTS SHELL ACCOUNTS FOR MYSTERIOUS WAREZ PURPOSE (Robstar)
LAMBIE COLLECTS SHELL ACCOUNTS FOR MYSTERIOUS WAREZ PURPOSES (Robstar)
This topic is different from the last and not associated with warez (Robstar)
Lambie in secret warez coverup shocker (^Stuii^)
Blond hair causes lag time of 1 4/13 hours (Robstar)
www.analforestrycommission.co.uk registered *shocker* (Robstar)
GROUP MASTURBATION SESSION - LAMBIES ROOM 18:30PM (Robstar)
* Frag toys idlely (Robstar)
�oh behave (Frag)
stuii remains unusually quiet due to *actual* work being done *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
when asked about horse fluffing[Lambie] i just got on with it and learned to l (Robstar)
�robstar in topic length fsck-up *anti-shocker* (Frag)
alleycat and lynne arrive at the same time suspicion (Robstar)
�* Digby usually does it in private (Frag)
#england over flow channel (Surfr)
�[Dyn] it sat in my hand an twitched (Lambie)
�[Dyn] it sat in my hand an twitched.. heads were going bonkers (Lambie)
Good Housekeeping - with Mrs. Surfr (^Stuii^)
Lambie And Gremmie Filthing Together *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Feckin Italian Refs (Mr_Scod)
And I Said To Mr Johnson Is That What You Really Use It For? (Mr_Scod)
[Fermit] My 21 grows... (Shrink)
Rob exercises no sympathy measures (Robstar)
�Robstar gets the wrong end of the stick scandal (Lambie)
#aber DEAD *unshocker* (^Woodsta^)
Can You Really Insert A Radish Up A Crevace? (Mr_Scod)
PLANNING (^Stuii^)
LINDYLU DENIES BEING A LESBIAN *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
PHONE POLL RESULTS78%-LINDYLU IS A LESBIAN 22%-NO COMMENT (Robstar)
Theres *too* many web cartoon things on the web (Robstar)
Mr_Pilch in secret cabbage harbouring affair *unshocker* (Robstar)
Digbys Gonads In England *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Woodsta and Lame Tracker In Sex Orgy *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Woodsta in fucking before work life priority dilemma *unshocker* (|aka|)
TIFFANY DEAD (^Stuii^)
TIFFANY DEAD WE WISH (|aka|)
NO SHE REALLY IS DEAD (^Stuii^)
FRANK KILLED HER (^Stuii^)
Twpsyn and Sange in pink suspicious pants banana buggery horror *shocker* (^Stuii^)
* Lambie is plugging it for all its worth (^Stuii^)
^Stuii^ Mentioned in the Temple of Rah! *shocker* (Woodstar)
BOMB SCARE IN EASTENDERS (^Stuii^)
�DOT COTTON DEAD (FUHREALTHISTIME) (Lambie)
�DOT COTTON IN ORGY WITH FRANK AND DAN *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
�STEVE OWEN AND PAT BUCHER IN WHISKEY DRINKING SEX ORGY PRISON PORKING STORIES (Mr_Scod)
Dyns recepie corner (^Stuii^)
Lambie involved in more nefarious activities *unshocker* (Robstar)
�Vote R.O.N. all candidates are crap (Dyn)
�Vote S.C.O.D all candidates are normal (Mr_Scod)
Dyn finds bug in script *unshocker* (Dyn)
Scod pulls Love Muscle at McDs-extra mayonnaise shipment cancelled (^Woodsta^)
the word at 17 minutes past the hour is ��lame (Robstar)
�weak is the new lame (Lambie)
weak is lame (Robstar)
* ozgirl debates joinging frag in a sordid twister and baby oil bout *unshocker* (Robstar)
* ozgirl debates joining frag in a sordid twister and baby oil bout *unshocker* (Robstar)
topic to frag_ in [something involving squirrels] [saucelike substance] *shockeR* ([17:40])
topic to Robstar found impaled on flagpole dripping with blood - police suspect foul play ([17:41])
�[chris20mu:#england] I am a 20 yr old male wanking - 07974 144317 (Lambie)
�Robstar gets a new toy (Lambie)
[gnomie] now its making slurping noises (Robstar)
[Lambie] i cant take this kind of excretement at 2.21.30 seconds in the moring (gnomie)
�[Robstar] cat cum in here (Dyn)
PING FLOOD DYN (Robstar)
Beh (_Nor)
�Stuii In Shaven Haven Filth Confession *Shocker* (Lambie)
[^Stuii^] well im not doing it on my own! (Turismo)
Mr_Scod in showing interest in large flared buttplugs *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
BBC CHIEF BIRT DEAD (^Stuii^)
LLANGURIG FLATTENED IN NUCLEAR BLAST (^Stuii^)
Weird lavatorial humour (Wyrmy)
�http://www.ircnews.com/laid.html (Lambie)
�SUPERDUCK IN PERVERTED MOUSE WHIPPING INCIDENT WITH DYN *UNSHOCKER* (Lambie)
Is Peanut for sale? (Wyrmy)
RHOMBUS (^Stuii^)
�stuii - all mouth and no trousers. Discuss. (Lambie)
Lambie pledges to keep fantasies to himself *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Pea In Snogging Someone We Know But She Isnt Telling *Shocker* �FILTH!! (Mr_Scod)
Pea In Pulling Someone Then Snogging Someone Else *Shocker* �FILTH!! (Mr_Scod)
#England overflow now operational (Surfr)
Up President Bernie (^Stuii^)
Vote Bernie - your last chance to get screwed by a Virgin (Dyn)
Vote Bernie - the only president ever to have come on IRC (^Stuii^)
free copies of the viagra add here ]] mog (Moggz)
Vote Bernie - your last chance to get screwed by a Virgin (Dyn)
The previous topic was repeated (^Stuii^)
The previous topic was repeated which was repeated (Fermit)
RED AND DOOR REFUSING TO OPEN MEANS ENGAGED (^Stuii^)
Dyn, Dobbin and Fermit all leave at once in intimate chocolate covered bondage * (Robstar)
Dyn, Dobbin and Fermit all leave at once in chocolate covered bondage *shocker* (Robstar)
Sange and Dyn return at the same time *suspicion* (Robstar)
[Surfr] Im gonna stand on the street corner now and try and attract some punters (Robstar)
�Scod In Chicken Waving and Deckchair Inserting Scandals *Unshocker* (Lambie)
Aberystwyth University On University Challenge Next Week (Mr_Scod)
Thunderbirds...3....2....1 (Mr_Scod)
Stuii Really Wants Lambie (Mr_Scod)
Stuii Really Wants Lambies Step Like Body (Mr_Scod)
Who Are You Calling A Shopaholic (Mr_Scod)
Who Are You Calling A Shopaholic? (Mr_Scod)
�the lonely, neglected channel (Frag)
WIN! (^Stuii^)
JOHNNY BALL DEAD (^Stuii^)
Charlie Dimmock buys bra *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Superduck locks Fermits account *hilarium* (^Stuii^)
HOT COLLEGE GIRL BENT OVER SLUT ACTION XXX (^Stuii^)
|aka| in two pert students sordid shennanigans *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
peanut to explode quotes spokesman (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] i can be remarkably capable when trashed (Robstar)
[peanut`] its all swollen (Fermit)
the last topic i set was actually quite poor (Fermit)
[Fermit] lick it better (peanut`)
it was rather amusing (Robstar)
not petty enough (Ricey)
StuiiThe thinking mans Arnie S. (Wyrmy)
Tony Blair Still not dead *shocker* (Wyrmy)
CAPTAIN PLANET DEAD - POWER RING OF WATER LEFT IN HOTEL (Robstar)
For sale one delradie , well used , but house trained (Moggz)
�Rhodri Morgan Comes To Aber *shocker* (Lambie)
Fuck the Dukes cos I like Boss Hog (^Stuii^)
Zebrabomb gets it on Friday (SuperDuck)
sange I doubt it (Fermit)
I am a few (Fermit)
I am a fewl (Fermit)
* ^mtiger^ never had it (Fermit)
sms PORN! (Digby)
�ozgirl in expressing shock at frags big document horror! (Lambie)
Linux unable to do something *shocker* (^Stuii^)
http://wagner.sucs.soton.ac.uk/england/pics - mail submissions to srp@soton.ac.u (_Nor)
http://wagner.sucs.soton.ac.uk/england/pics -mail submissions to srp@soton.ac.uk (_Nor)
The URL in the previous topic demanded a username and password (^Stuii^)
NAVRATILOVA DEAD (^Stuii^)
STUII DEAD (Dyn)
ELVIS PRESUMED DEAD (Wyrmy)
FUN PROHIBITED (^Stuii^)
Paste your errors hour (^Stuii^)
I DONT CARE IF YOU CANT ACCESS YOUR M:DRIVE!! (SuperDuck)
[Dyn] I had one day when I couldnt keep it up for more than 30 mins (SuperDuck)
peanut in Wookey *shocker* (Gremmie)
Lex purchases converted hearse *shocker* (^Stuii^)
* peanut` wishes mark would stop flicking his leather man about (Fermit)
Prescott to introduce Faceminge Tax *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Wyrmy in talking about Norwood, Homey, Saxon or Madwolf *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
Oh bugger, Stuiis got an unhealthy obsession... (Wyrmy)
[Lambie] ferm id love to but i cant afford it (^Stuii^)
�STOP TORMENTING ME (Lambie)
[Lambie] after that, im yours (Shrink)
Dragon And Mtiger Doing Something At The Same Time *Dirty Minded Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
ELECTROCUTION (^Stuii^)
Infoserv Army Council assumes ownership of its minions opinions *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
SuperDuck In Sensitive Issues *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
�http://users.aber.ac.uk/jwp/is/misuse.html� (^Stuii^)
�[Dyn] SDIt make me feel HORNEY (Lambster)
Funcan and dof off the hook - http://users.aber.ac.uk/jwp/is/misuse.html (^Stuii^)
�Liberty37 play in Aber tommorow� (Catalyst)
Ricey In Wrong Server *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
welcome to #england (Ricey)
�The Lull Before The Trout (Lambster)
�If YOur Trouty And You Know It Clap Your Trout (Lambster)
SATCHEL (^Stuii^)
�STANLEY MATTHEWS DEAD (Dyn)
BILL GATES DEAD IN 2nd SOUTHPARK MOVIE PRODUCTION *SHOCKER* (Hordy)
The previous topic was football-star-deatch related and was set by Lambie or stu (Robstar)
The previous topic was football-star-death related and was set by Lambie or stui (Robstar)
Ricey in Rentagoat *shocker* (Photon)
Andrew, Des and Dan in Swimming Pool closed at 9am shocker. (TangD)
peanut` distributes it freely (SuperDuck)
Not long until peanut leaves the country!!! (^Stuii^)
PRUNELLA SCALES DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Fermit] CS SUpport go down further in my view (^Stuii^)
Fermit strokes is 21 (Shelbycat)
delradie wishes he could get his 21 to do something (SuperDuck)
Course we do! Its not all work work work! (^Stuii^)
the ribvena fiends! (peanut`)
the ribena fiends! (peanut`)
KILL THE HERETIC! (Wyrmy)
STANLEY MATTHEWS DEAD (^Stuii^)
lets all spank wetfish (Gremmie)
lets all wank a set of fish (sixxie)
peanut` gives hordy FILTH education (_Nor)
peanut@cat-basket.org 4 @LL UR PR0N N W@R3Z N MP3Z N33DZ D00D (^Stuii^)
* peanut` will expect explaination on rectum (^Stuii^)
WETFISH LEAVES ABER - MILLIONS MOURN HIS DEPARTING (Robstar)
WETFISH FINALLY REALISES THAT ABER SUCKS (^Stuii^)
Solarium full of loud laughing morons again *unshocker* (TangD)
WetFish in Assisting compsci woman in Solarium *shocker* (|aka|)
�[peanut`] how big iis it? (Frag)
MINISTER DIES (^Stuii^)
SAYLE DEAD (^Stuii^)
Robstar in rod insertion necrophillia disgust *shocker* (|aka|)
MARY LE BONE DEAD (^Stuii^)
WHAT THE LIVING SHIT (Ricey)
[peanut`] *put smelly foot down* (Robstar)
LIES (Robstar)
[Robstar] where did hard come into this arse? (Robstar)
peanut rummages in her draws for next appointment *unshocker* (Robstar)
peanut rummages in her drawers for next appointment *unshocker* (Robstar)
FFRAG STONED *UNSHOCKER* (Robstar)
FRAG STONED *UNSHOCKER* (Robstar)
�http://www.aber.ac.uk/~mms7/photos/robsta.gif� [=- Scary :) (Catalyst)
CATALYST DEAD (Robstar)
CATALYSTS PENIS DEAD CLAIMS OUTRAGED COCKEREL (Robstar)
Robs beard gave me a rash, admits embarased Heffer. (Catalyst)
Boy Set Alight By Thugs (Woodsta)
surfr and woods life history (feekery)
yibbedy yibbeda (Surfr)
[Dyn_AFK] riceyI agree with you 100% (Ricey)
[Dyn_AFK] riceyI agree with you 100% *shocker* (Ricey)
Mr_Pilch dead - Mr_Minnow voted in as fishier candidate (Robstar)
BEN STABLE IS NEW MANURE MANAGEMENT REPRESENTATIVE (Robstar)
Toadfish tries to sail a boat made of Disprin accross an ocean of piss (^Stuii^)
Ben Reincarnated. (Wyrmy)
Ben Norwood founf dead *unshocker* (Wyrmy)
The previous topic contained a spelling mistake (^Stuii^)
THOM YORKE NOT DEAD! (_Nor)
OGR PROJECT DEAD (Robstar)
Ricey quite violent with Sloshed *shocker* (Stuii)
Tabasco sauce-based cocktails (Wyrmy)
[peanut`] my baps have grown and are about to flower! (Stuii)
oooh look, Stuii is bored :) (peanut`)
Stuii Is A Slut! (Mr_Scod)
telnet wagner.sucs.soton.ac.uk 6667, stock circle mud atn (_Nor)
telnet wagner.sucs.soton.ac.uk 6667, stock circle mud atm (_Nor)
FIGHT! (Wyrmy)
wagner.sucs.soton.ac.uk 6667 running stock circle mud atm (_Nor)
Dyn off seeing Shelagh *shocker* (^Stuii^)
[|aka|] Surfr oh yes she did it to me quite a few times (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] couldnt get the taste out for weeks (Robstar)
WAR (^Stuii^)
Mr_Scod in i might have been drunk *UNSHOCKER* (Owf)
www.fufme.com (Ricey)
Where is everybody??? (Markyboy)
OSFB in reboot *unshocker* ;o) (AlleyCat`)
�PERVERT! (Mr_Scod)
* Surfr strokes his !?!?!?! COME ON!!!! (Mr_Scod)
FALLEN DEAD (^Stuii^)
FALLAN CARRINGTON DEAD AGAIN PROBABLY (^Stuii^)
We Are All Horny Undersexed Men...Females Please Apply Within *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Surfr and Woods plan drunken IRCing session*Shocker* (Woodstar)
THERE ARE �FOUR� LIGHTS! (Woodstar)
No, there are five. There are five lights, Picard. (Woodsta)
�THERE ARE �FOUR� LIGHTS (Lambie)
*bzzzzzz* Five lights Picard. How many lights are there? (Woodsta)
�THERE� ARE� FOUR� LIGHTS� (Lambie)
THERE ARE FIVE, ONE WAS BROKEN (Robstar)
�THERE ARE �FOUR� �TROUTS! (Lambie)
*pedant* (Woodsta)
Surfr and Dyn in Hanbags at Dawn* blockbuster! (Woodsta)
Surfr and Dyn in Handbags at Dawn* blockbuster! (Woodsta)
Surfr and Dyn in Handbags at Dawn blockbuster! (Wooders)
Jeramy spoke in....spoke in...Jeramy spoke in....class today!!! (Surfr)
Why dont someone just pull a bird and bang! her. (Wooders)
Hey, dont be a fool man (|aka|)
[meow``] Ill come over Dan (Wooders)
http://www.aber.ac.uk/~bmg6/rumours.htm [- readme (BlGF00T)
Where are all the pissed aberites? (Woodsta)
� DAX�s spots �GOES ALL THE WAY� (Catalyst)
Gnarl, gnarl, gnarl of the Woodsta (Woodsta)
McDonalds, Slaves Wanted For A Pittance, Apply Within (Mr_Scod)
having no money is no excuse not to come for lunch at the castle (Shrink)
/away playing trivia http://www.drknow.co.uk (Surfr)
[Zebrabomb]me and chicken have a thing going:) (^mtiger^)
�yon wenches (Robstar)
Argh! #England takeover (Dyn)
^mtiger^ considers getting wet (Shelbycat)
[Sange] i got wet earlier for chocolate and fags (Sange)
Shelbycat wants more RAM (^mtiger^)
�Fuck �Star Office� .. Fuck it right in the Carret� (Catalyst)
TVS MARK LAMMAR DEAD (^Stuii^)
ABERS VERY OWN STUII HURT IN FORD CAR ACCIDENT (Fermit)
STUII DEAD IN FAKE OBITUARY ACCIDENT (^Stuii^)
STUII BURIED ALIVE UNDER A RUSTING ESCORT *SHOCKER* (Fermit)
STUII BURIED ALIVE UNDER A RUSTING ESCORT *UN-SHOCKER* (Fermit)
PEA HAS HOLES IN HER PANTS! (Dyn)
� kicked by Fermit (OB uptime kick when trying to work out penis errections time (Dyn_AFK)
kicked by Fermit (OB uptime kick when trying to work out penis errections times. (Dyn_AFK)
[peanut`] can you squish it? (Turismo)
[peanut`] I enjoyed my eggs very much yesterday (^Stuii^)
Peanut in previous life as a public toilet loiterer *shocker* (^Stuii^)
TRUTH not LIES! (peanut`)
MR_SCOD HAS HIS CONNECTION ENTERED BY A PEER (eltawater)
In this time the most precious substance in the universe is the Spice M�lange (^Stuii^)
RICHARD STILLGOE STILL NOT DEAD (^Stuii^)
Comp soc night changed (without notice) *shocker* (Dyn)
Aberystwyth On University Challange (Mr_Scod)
Aberystwyth On University Chalange (Mr_Scod)
Aberystwyth On University Challenge (Mr_Scod)
Aberystwyth Win University Challenge *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[peanut`] its almost a year since i last had a shower (gnomie)
May You All Burn In Lambies Underpants! (Mr_Scod)
May You All Burn In Lambies Underpants! And You Can All Damn Well Understand Me (Mr_Scod)
�Welcome to Tumbleweed Central !� (Catalyst)
[Catalyst] Its still up, as you should know ;) (Robstar)
DUE TO THE PREVIOUS FILTHY COMMENT...IT HAS NOW BEEN CHANGED (Mr_Scod)
Stuii In Inserting Various Garden Vegetables Up Rectum *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Stuii In Inserting Various Garden Vegetables Up Rectum *UnShocker* (Mr_Scod)
Ant And Dek In Explosion Death *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Ant And Dec In Explosion Death *Shocker* (Woodstar)
Woods Is Taking Eva Up The Aber *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Scod and Woodsta in shared smut fiasco! (Wooders)
Woods Is Taking Eva Up The Arse *Shocker* - Is That Smutty Enough? (Mr_Scod)
Thats just disgusting. (Wooders)
Mr_Scod reveals failture to change underwear for over week *shocker* (^Stuii^)
* Mr_Scod gets on well with eva *shocker* (^Stuii^)
I AM THE THIRD YOUNGEST! (Mr_Scod)
Oive Been Ar Woild Rover for many a year... (Digby)
No Nay Never, No Nay Never Nay More! (Digby)
�[dyn] and then it rained on mr (idiat)
�[dyn] and then it rained on me (idiat)
[Wooders] french is wank (Shrink)
Woodsta wanks the french *shocker* (^Stuii^)
give lambie money, sign up to http://www.alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=DJD867 (Turismo)
[peanut] sange I could have done you on saturday (Photon_)
RUSSIA LAUNCHES NUCLEAR MISSLE AT CHECHNYA (^Stuii^)
�Ask not what your warez-meister can do for you.. ask what you can do for your w (Lambie)
YOU WILL BE TERMINATED (^Stuii^)
www.microsoft.eu.org/linux (Wyrmy)
[Lambie] i liked the bit where adam got naked and had to slide down the giant (M0ng)
[none] (M0ng)
�HENRY COOPER DEAD (Lambie)
LAMBIE DEAD IN FREEK WATER SPORTS INCIDENT ON BADMINTON COURT (Fermit)
LAMBIE DEAD IN WATER-SPORTS ACCIDENT ON BADMINTON COURT WITH OZGIRL (Dyn)
LAMBIE DEAD IN WATER SPORTS INCIDENT WITH FEEK ON BADMINTON COURT (^Stuii^)
[peanut] in lack of budgies, parrots and cockatiels *shocker* (Photon_)
peanut in lack of budgies, parrots and cockatiels *shocker* (Photon_)
Charlotte in grim leather hamster carrot buggery incident with Duncan situation (M0ng)
Surfr in limp sordid buttplug spoon shagging mayhem with Dyn_ drama *shocker* (M0ng)
[|aka|] PHOTON IS COMING NOW (gnomie)
[|aka|] Has a hot and sunny one (Mr_Scod)
[|aka|] Has a hot and sunny one or so it was alleged (Mr_Scod)
|aka| in bondage duct-tape shocker! (Shelbycat)
|aka| in MARSCAPONE Pony spreading *fiasco* (Eucriel)
Lambie and ozgirl in together in the morning (no suspicion there guv) *shocker* (|aka|)
�#aber is now the cookery channel! (ozgirl)
�#aber is now the cookery channel! swop recipes here... (ozgirl)
�#aber is now the cookery channel! swap recipes here... (Robstar)
The lamer the kick message the bette (Robstar)
The lamer the kick message the better (Robstar)
Ozgirl offers cyber prostitution services tuppence a go (Robstar)
The cows are flying backwards (Saarlax)
Mr_Scod tugging at the handle with TigOne helping *shocker* (Robstar)
�Robstar In Stuii Wannabe *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod tugging at the handle with TigOne helping *shocker* (Robstar)
�Mr_Scod tugging at the handle with TigOne helping *shocker*�ROBSTAR THE FACIST (Mr_Scod)
�ROBSTAR THE FACIST (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod uses terminology unknown to his person *shocker* (Robstar)
MR_SCOD INSERTS HIMSELF INTO TOPIC *UNSHOCKER* (Robstar)
I LOVE STUII (Robstar`)
carnally (Robstar)
carnally insertation? (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod set the previous topic with non-sensical words (Robstar)
Robstar And Stuii In Radish Insertation *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
The previous topic was invalid as radishes are not in season (Robstar)
Tig`One Has Small Norks! (Mr_Scod)
Tig`One Has Small Norks Called Betsy And Matilda (Mr_Scod)
Does Genie Suck Them? (Mr_Scod)
ROBSTAR IN RUBBING GENIES KNACKERS! (Mr_Scod)
MR_SCOD FONDLES NACKERS, INCLUDING HIS OWN AT TIMES (Robstar)
TIG IN MAGIC ROUNDABOUT SEX ORGY *SHOCKER!* (Mr_Scod)
TigOne starts up an e-commerce goats bodily parts company (Robstar)
Mr_Scod How did you know about my coconuts? (Robstar)
Hordy has clearly had some tonight (Robstar)
fermit clearly wants charlie tongiht... (TangD)
Hordy has clearly had some tonight, but it wasnt sex (Robstar)
TangD struggles to move pussy (Robstar)
TangD gets stuck with pussy (Robstar)
TangD overwhelmed by malignant pussy (Robstar)
Ricey claims Catalyst has direct involvement with pussy (Robstar)
Catalyst handles the whole pussy issue sensitively (Robstar)
Pussy issue inflames over catalysts head (Robstar)
Pussy issue requires Catalyst to dry his face (Ricey)
Ricey prepares to dig in regarding pussy issue (Robstar)
wins fermit thiks agaain (TangD)
yes (Ricey)
Ricey gets into a fluster over pussy issue (Robstar)
Mass Leaving Session In Progress (Robstar)
Catalyst in All I could find was pr0n. *shocker* (gnomie)
Its St. Davids day - please go out and beat up English people to make it bette (^Stuii^)
Its St. Davids day, go out and beat up English people to make you feel better (^Stuii^)
Peanut in working for beards *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Bowker familly in #aber takeover imminent (Dyn)
HELL BE DEAD SOON (^Stuii^)
YOULL BE DEAD (|aka|)
YOULL BE DEAD CLAIMS EXECUTIONER (^Stuii^)
Aka overcome by pussy issue (Robstar)
TangD struggles with unmoving pussy (Robstar)
The pussy issue is no longer in discussion (Robstar)
Aka in self mutilation in the solarium debauchery *shocker* (Robstar)
Robstar in degrading sub-dom sexgame horrors with Bill Gates *shocker* (|aka|)
Aka in hot wax on the nipple and a cheese sandwich night owl deprivation (Robstar)
Robstar in curried ox meat slurping off naked thai children *shocker* (|aka|)
Aka in sorry bishop ive lost the woodpecker *again* *shocker* (Robstar)
Robstar in handy peckish i forgot about the marmoset up my anus filth *shocker (|aka|)
Aka in does this polystyrene foam make my bum look big? shinnigans (Robstar)
Robstar in everyone in the union up my end fantasy disgust *shocker* (|aka|)
Aka in Its just you, me and a bottle of newmans caeser salad dressing depriva (Robstar)
Ghengis in sordid mike tedd fingering revelation disgust *shocker* (|aka|)
Mr_Scod implicated in 2-Unlimited essay plagiarism *shocker* (Photon_)
[idiat] Ive got it stuck on the front of my monitor (Gremmie)
BT ARE FUCKWITH (Shrink)
BT ARE FUCKWITS (Shrink)
�Do you like people being nasty to clams ?� (Catalyst)
Lambie And Sixxie in mysterious 24 hour sleep session *suspicion* (Robs)
�I know hes smiling ... Hes just being a dick ...� (Catalyst)
Watch Out Or Youll Be Tuesdayed!!!!! (Mr_Scod)
Watch Out Or Youll Be Tuesdayed!!!!! And Indiesocing Total Avoidance As Well!!! (Mr_Scod)
Dydd Gwyl Dewi Sant (Surfr)
[Mr_Scod] i put them in a patients stool sample first [- admits defecating wretc (Robstar)
[Mr_Scod] i put them in a patients stool sample first [-admits defecating wretch (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] that means I should be banged up for life then *shocker* (Robstar)
topic to �Robstar In Stuii Wannabe *Shocker* ([23:56])
�* Robstar is awayFRIDGE�D (Catalyst)
I demand to know who set the previous topic (Robstar)
Mr_Scod fancies ^dragon - oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo (Robstar)
Lies! And Balderdash Bollocks! (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod fancies ^dragon - oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo (Robstar)
Rumours! (Mr_Scod)
ROBSTAR INJURED IN FEAK FLAME INCIDENT FROM SCODS ARSE (Fermit_)
MR_SCOD ACCIDENTALLY EATS A _ROUGH_ ROGAN JOSH - 100S SUFFER (Robstar)
*FART* (Mr_Scod)
MR_SCOD APPEARS IN NATIONAL ENQUIRER (Robstar)
ROBSTAR WANTS DRAGON FOR HIMSELF (Mr_Scod)
MR_SCOD EMBARRASED BY REVELATIONS (Robstar)
What Revelations? (Mr_Scod)
�Mr_Scod DISCOVERED TO BE SCOTTISH (fragg)
MR_SCODS SECRET IDENTITY - ANAL FORESTRY COMMISSIONER - REVEALED! (Robstar)
ROBSTAR IN DRAGON PROSTITUTION RACKET *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
ROBSTAR IN DRAGON PROSTITUTION RACKET *SHOCKER* QUICKIE FOR A FIVER (Mr_Scod)
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF SCOD(1) Drunk and Randy (Robstar)
I AM NOT RANDY...I ONLY WANT A QUICK SHAG ;P (Mr_Scod)
Fragg In Taking Over Dragons Body *Shocker* Is The Prostitution Racket Really Tr (Mr_Scod)
Fragg In Taking Over Dragons Body *Shocker* Is The Prostitution Racket Truth! (Mr_Scod)
Dragon has several eyebrows *shocker* (Robstar)
Dragon has several eyebrows *shocker* But Are They All On Her Eyes? (Mr_Scod)
�Mr_Scod in topic-changing compulsion *anti-shocker* (fragg)
Dragon Is Really Penfold! (Mr_Scod)
MR_SCOD HAS MIXED DRINK WITH VIAGRA *UNSHOCKER* (Robstar)
No Viagra For You Penfold (Mr_Scod)
Pay Me A Tenner And You Can Spank Me All You want! (Mr_Scod)
TVs The Words Terry Christian DEAD (^Stuii^)
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. (Wyrmy)
Peanut voted #Abers sexiest person *Shocker* (Wyrmy)
Snogging Ricey is officially better than work - spread the word (Ricey)
Ozgirl bondage *shocker* (Wyrmy)
�Ozgirl bondage *unshocker* (ozgirl)
�sixxie cant get enough of... (ozgirl)
NETSCAPE SUCKS (^Stuii^)
STUII DEAD - anal forest fire kills 1000s (Robstar)
STUII DEAD - anal forest fire kills 1000s (Robstar)
Peanut starts mail order wife enterprise for sideline income (Robstar)
home time! (Wyrmy)
Stuii joins and leaves within the space of a screen *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
� Help Borth win the race to be leveled by Safeways ! � (Robstar)
lambie fragg and mtiger in leaving together custard and chives orgy *shocker* (|aka|)
Sange in ricey-like postings *shocker* (m0ng)
�StarOffice ... is it shit or complete toss ?� (Catalyst)
�StarOffice ... is it shit or complete toss? So?! Use Latex (Fermit)
�SuperSange blesses us with her super powers (Surfr)
�Its �GNARL�� Day ... be warned ....� (Catalyst)
Stuii has a junior (Fermit)
[Dyn] itd be impossible to get physical closeness (Gremmie)
[Digby] although I could be tempted to take them off and walk around naked (^Stuii^)
Stuiis Arse And Eucriel In Sex Depraved Double Act *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Ive Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts (Mr_Scod)
Sex For Perverts......Apply Within Alleycat (Mr_Scod)
Del Boy In Rejection *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
3 Tits For A Tenner (Mr_Scod)
3 Tits For A Tenner MmmKay (Mr_Scod)
Doom.wad (Woodstar)
Its Bicarb Boogie hour (Wooders)
Would the Pant-Fairy please return Woodstas pants. (Woodstar)
Ophelia in [^Ophelia^] cat- yes please!! :o)) *shocker* (Ricey)
I find my lack of sleep...disturbing. (Woodstar)
Come On Ye Scotland (Mr_Scod)
Its Official - Mr_Scod And Stuii Were Separated At Birth (^Stuii^)
That Referee Is Complete And Utter Shite! But We Are Now Winning (Mr_Scod)
Stuii In Cowboy Branding Fermit Sex Orgy *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
ENGLAND WON (^mtiger^)
Ferckin French Frog Faggots! (Mr_Scod)
Swing lowwwwwwww.. sweet chariot..... ;o) (AlleyCat`)
you can shove yer fucking chariots up yer arse (Shrink)
nah boyo we shoved yer leeks up yer arse ;o) (AlleyCat`)
we were winning at one point... what happened? :( (Shrink)
erm 27 unanswered points in the 2nd half happened ? l ;o) (AlleyCat`)
[widget] dont take that the wrong way (Ricey)
^dragon in wouldnt rust tit!! *shocker* (Ricey)
Theres nothing for you here. (Woodstar)
#aber in mass pubbing filth unshocker malarkey (Woodstar)
DUE TO ALLEYCATS COMMENT...I AM NOW SULKING (Mr_Scod)
��*BEEP*!!!!!!!!!!! (Mr_Scod)
�Hur Hur Hur (Mr_Scod)
�its that slow time again (fragg)
�GAME ON! (Lambster)
�Scod Begs Aber Females *Shocker* (Lambster)
�* Digby demands a sexual favour (Lambster)
�[Digby] now youve made ME want it (Dyn)
�welcome to #aber, the sex advice chan... (ozgirl)
�[Dyn] I have a small penis (fragg)
�welcome to #aber, the sex advice chan... (Dyn)
[Digby] i HATE being drunk when women are in the same PVC as me (Surfr_)
test (Dyn)
�test part 2... (ozgirl)
test (Dyn)
�[Digby] i HATE being drunk when women are in the same PVC as me (Dyn)
test (Dyn)
testes (Digby)
test (Dyn)
�shove a trout up yer arse (Lambster)
test (Dyn)
�[Digby] i HATE being drunk when women are in the same PVC as me (Dyn)
Dragon In Attempt To Snaffle Lynnes Plaything *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Dragon Has Been Demmed Phwoaarrrr Enough For Digby And Scod To Perv At *UnShocke (Mr_Scod)
Dragon Has Been Demmed Phwoarrr Enough For Digby And Scod To Perv At *UnShocker* (Mr_Scod)
Dragon Has Been Deemed Phwoarrr Enough For Digby And Scod To Perv At *UnShocker* (Mr_Scod)
�Ozgirl Bludgeons Dyn To Death With Norks *Shocker* (Lambster)
Tommorow Vietnam On Tommorow At 10! (Mr_Scod)
Tommorow Vietnam On Tommorow At 10!!!! (Mr_Scod)
Stuii And Mr_Scod In Brothers Seperated At Birth *shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Michael Barrymore DEAD! (_Nor)
�FRANK DOBSON DEAD (Lambie)
CAPTAIN BIRDSEYE DEAD (eltawater)
�I SHALL BE 21 WHEN I REACH ABER SO I EXPECT A DRINK (Mr_Scod)
�STUIIS ARSE IN GLOBAL WARMING *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
* |kat| beats herself (Robstar)
LOOK AT ME - www.aber.org.uk - M0ng (M0ng)
Rob breaks Stuiis user gallery page (Robstar)
Photon and |aka| in sordid polo sucking hillarity episode *unshocker* (|aka|)
STUART IN WORKING HARD *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
STUART IN WORKING FOR A LIVING FILTH (Robstar)
Lambie get[s] enough [] bollocks on #england *shockeR* (^Stuii^)
�Dragons Assignment Fails Random Drugs Test *Shocker* (Lambie)
University Challenge (Mr_Scod)
[Fermit_] How big is yours (Mr_Scod)
�TROUTFILTH http://www.adventureangling.com/sexy13.htm (Lambie)
Lambie Does It All Over The Place *UnShocker* (Mr_Scod)
Shopping Is Not A Sport! (Mr_Scod)
�[Surfr] I WANT IT NOW! (Lambie)
Ricey And Woodstar In Velcroing Beards Together *shocker* (Mr_Scod)
REAGAN DEAD (^Stuii^)
[frag_] (and has horns) (Robstar)
�BECKHAM DEAD (Lambie)
GERMAN ARSEHOLE STEALS ABER NICK *UNSHOCKER* (Robstar)
all wear name badges for gremmie (Gremmie)
#aber regs to all wear purple pvc catsuits for Gremmie (|aka|)
�ITS PANCAKE DAY - HAVE YOU TOSSED YOURS? (Lambie)
[Dyn] I like sugary pancakes (Robstar)
�ROBSTARS PINK PANCAKES (Lambie)
* ozgirl likes golden syrup on her pancakes... (Robstar)
[|aka|] Surfr u got the picture of me and myles tossing pancakes into each other (^Stuii^)
[|aka|] Surfr u got the picture of me and myles tossing pancakes into each other (Robstar)
[|aka|] Surfr u got the picture of me and myles tossing each other (^Stuii^)
�Fatboy Slim becomes second ever person to refuse to appear on This is your lif (Dyn)
�Fatboy Slim refuses to appear on This is your life *SHOCKER* (Dyn)
Fatboy Slim second ever person to turn down This is your Arse quaffs Dyn (|aka|)
[lambie] MANUAL STIMULATION [Ozgirl] Is the best! (eltalunch)
[markj] ozgirlhow good is it? (^Stuii^)
[sixxie] what, all three, one after the other, or did he sort of twist his hips (^Stuii^)
Lambie, ozgirl and dyn in chained at the hip *shocker* (gnomie)
[ozgirl] akacan I have it? (|aka|)
Do you �want� it Sir? (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] i want a bender (Robstar)
NOBODY LOVES ME NOW *CRY* (Mr_Scod)
now ? (|aka|)
* peanut` clears her cache of penile pictures (Robstar)
lambie in giving feeks gf a good cocking apparent *unshocker*? (Norty)
Alleycat Is Now An Old Bugger *UnShocker* (Mr_Scod)
Hordy in Fake Dildo With Stuii *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
^Stuii^ And Dolly The Sheep In Probing Incident...Is ^Stuii^ A Clone? (Mr_Scod)
BRIAN CANT DEAD (^Stuii^)
The dead channel (Turismo)
The previous topic was lame (^Stuii^)
STUII DEAD (_Nor)
[ozgirl] why no meat today twp? (^Stuii^)
Dyns drugs racket loosing 40% of packets - economy unstable (^Stuii^)
MIKE ROTCH DEAD (^Stuii^)
ANTOINE DE CAUNES DEAD (Ricey)
This is a LOCAL channel, for LOCAL people. There is nothing for you here., (^Stuii^)
TOM CRUISE DEAD (_Nor)
STUART, I HAVE ENTERED THE CHANNEL (Mr_Scod)
Fermit In Coffee Overdose *UnShocker* (Mr_Scod)
�[_Nor] Pea always has something strokeable� (Monsta)
Peanut in texture whore *shocker* (_Nor)
Peanut in enduring a filth tube *shocker* (^Stuii^)
MICHAEL PALIN ALIVE! (_Nor)
ROBSTAR IN NO MORE CAPITALS *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
�[Lambie] MY ARSE STILL HURTS AFTER YOUR SPANKING� (Monsta)
RICEY DEAD - HIT BY CAR LAST NIGHT (Arkwright)
�OPEN ALL HOURS (FOR ORGIES) (Granville)
Adolf Hitler DEAD! (_Nor)
Exam Results Out... (Dyn)
Get Your Results Out For The Lads :) (|aka|)
BLOFELD DEAD (^Stuii^)
STUII KILLED BY COW-ORKER IN FISH INCIDENT (Fermit)
STUII KILLED BY COW-ORKER IN FISH INCIDENT *UNSHOCKER* (Fermit)
NO REALLY, BLOFELD IS DEAD (^Stuii^)
BLOFELD KILLED BY STUII IN SILLY PARTY GAMES ANTICS (Fermit)
ABER WEB SERVER HACKED BY SADISTIC CRACKER *SHOCKER* (Wyrmy)
* ^dragon closes it all and starts again (Robstar)
frag in picking through dragons skin flakes *shocker* (Ricey)
THIS IS A LOCAL # (|aka|)
dragon spoons (Ricey)
* ^dragon has had hers!....roughly!!!! *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
�Mr_Scod in projecting own fantasies onto other ppl *unshocker* (frag)
Im Busy Tonight Dying Stuiis Pubic Hair Blue (Mr_Scod)
Surfr involved in mangled 2nd Year Project *shambles* (Robstar)
[Lambie] arse batteries run out (|aka|)
I love you so much I cant shit (^Stuii^)
CAPS LOCK DEAD! (_Nor)
[Mr_Scod] ITS BY HIS OWN WRIST (^Stuii^)
�_NOR HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF MANUAL STIMULATION (Lambie)
�Web server down - *unshocker* (Dyn)
STUART IN lower caps *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
In absence of exam results on web, assume youve failed to be safe (^Stuii^)
The Gnarly Channel (peanut)
[peanut] dan have you had any today? (Photon_)
WORLD BROKEN *SHOCKER* (Surfr)
Aber network meltdown - MIS to be shot at dawn (Dyn)
�Attack of the killer ping (Dyn)
Stick MIS up your arse for J (Dyn)
RICEY AND AKA IN EYEBORW CALIBRATION SHOCKER (Fermit)
peanut in ricey repeating cock *shock* (Ricey)
[WetFish] quit (Robstar)
*** Robstar has changed the topic on channel #aber to [WetFish] quit (sixxie)
solarium in *printer f*** up *again* :o( (^dragon)
the previous topic substituted FUCK with F*** pointlessly (^Stuii^)
^Stuii^s Arse In Crossdressing *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Peanut finds something thats too large for her mouth *shocker* (^Stuii^)
lambie in sex for webspace *shocker* (Ricey)
[peanut] all this sleeping is wearing me out (^Stuii^)
�[Fermit_] THATS FUCKING HUGE (Lambie)
�[Fermit_] THATS FUCKING HUGE - IT FILLS MY 21 (Lambie)
fermit in sixxies equipment is too big for me *shocker* (Ricey)
[Fermit_] Do you like it that small six? (Owf)
[Fermit_] six, it *just* fits on my 21 (Robstar)
Fermit 21 innuendos are fucking boring (Robstar)
�aber regular bored with childish innuendo genuine *shocker* (frag)
no, just the 21 ones (Robstar)
noisy MScs (Ricey)
*** Robstar has changed the topic on channel #aber to no, just the 21 ones (sixxie)
�and exxageration like that isnt childish? cmon, 21..tsk.. (frag)
at least im funny when im noisy *coff* (Ricey)
or so weve heard *nudge* *nudge* (Robstar)
[meow`] I want it. (Ricey)
Gnomie In American Accent Sounding *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Gnomie In Cheesy Bum *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[Karri] but it has a space just *aching* for it (Fermit_)
�http://www.wackyware.com/partner/register.cfm?sponsor=73053 (Lambie)
��http://www.wackyware.com/partner/register.cfm?sponsor=73053 �BIG PILES OF MASH (Mr_Scod)
BEST DEAD (^Stuii^)
^STUII^ IN OUTRAGEOS FLIRTS ON TRISHA SHOW *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
^STUII^ IN OUTRAGEOUS FLIRTS ON TRISHA SHOW *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
FERMIT IN BED WITH MYSTERIOUS HARDWARE *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
�osfa and osfb to be withdrawn from service in near future - *SHOCKER* (Dyn)
INFOSERV ARMY COUNCIL TO KILL #ABER ACCESS (^Stuii^)
It was nice knowing you ^Stuii^ (Robstar)
Probably (Robstar)
�MICHAEL SHUMACHER DEAD (LambA8)
�Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? (Lambie)
[feekery] i thought i was it seen as dan get me yesterday and i didnt pass it on (Robstar)
* peanut` hosts for a living (|aka|)
Stuii in jealousy over page hits *shocker* (Robstar)
Mr_Scod dies in horrific Monster Munch incident *shocker* (^Stuii^)
^Stuii^ Killed In Major Fluffy Bunnies Incident *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
�WATERLOO IN TRAIN CRASH HELL *UNSHOCKER*� (^Stuii^)
�LAMER FOIT (Lambie)
�MARKYBOY HAS LEFT THE BUILDING (Lambie)
�MARKYBOY RUNS OUT OF BULLSHIT TO UTTER (^Stuii^)
WHOS GOT THE FUNK? (^Stuii^)
WOMAN DIES IN LORRY HORROR (^Stuii^)
Frag gets hard on filth (Robstar)
�Fermit in needing 21 to do the dual headed bit justice *shocking revelation* (Lambie)
[Fermit] All I need now is another 21 (gnomie)
�Im a CompSci and Im o.k., I code all night, and I code all day ...� (Catalyst)
�osfb fucked (its official) (Dyn_)
�The whole internet is broken (Dyn_)
�* peanut` has fermits love child (Lambie)
�Im Going To Bed Early *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
�Commonest Phrase on IRCIm bored Commonest AnswerFuck off� (Catalyst)
eeez metol, weeez memory (^Stuii^)
CVS is total crap *unshocker* (funcan)
Abers DNS servers fucked *unshocker* (Dyn)
ozgirl in lending Lambie a rubber disrepute *shocker* (|aka|)
[Catalyst] Right. I have to get on (|aka|)
Can we take this offline ? (Ricey)
Peanut Caught In Folding Deckchair Incident *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Germans In Invading Peanuts Deckchair Horror *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Surfr In Sleeping Naked With 50% Of Population *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
�MR SCOD IS A MUMMYS BOY AND STILL HAS HIS BOTTOM WIPED FOR HIM (Lambie)
[Mr_Scod] STUART, I AM NAKED AND AM AWAITING YOUR ARRIVAL (^Stuii^)
�WHY ARE ALL THE OLD REGS COMING BACK? (Lambie)
RAISE THE DRAWBRIDGE (Woodstar)
FOR TOFFEE (Ricey)
[Ricey] I WASH _NOR (Robstar)
[Ricey] I WASH _NOR (Saarlax)
�STUII HASNT GOT AUTO REJOIN, EVERYBODY KICK HIM (Lambie)
��SILENCE�� (^Stuii^)
��UP YOURS MATE (Robstar)
�FILTH IS OCCURING, PLEASE WASH NOR IMMEDIATELY (Lambie)
KEEP #ABER LOCAL, SIGN OFF NOW (Robstar)
DONT PUT NO ONION IN MY WHITERICE (Woodstar)
AND NONE OF THAT RETARDED LEG SHIT (Robstar)
DO YOU WANT ARSE? (Mr_Scod)
Christianity Is Indian!!Jesus Is INDIAN!! (Mr_Scod)
You are confusing the issue with your local takeaway (Robstar)
Goodness Gracious Robstar! (Mr_Scod)
Oh herly niiiight (Digby)
I love the smell of pasty in the morning (Woodstar)
TWPSYN IN KLEENEX DEPLETION SCARE! (Sharky_)
LAMBIE IN INTERNET BUGGERING TERROR (Sharky_)
Flamewar on alt.aber unfortuntely fails to claim lives of two lusers (Wyrmy)
ALICE BEER DEAD (^Stuii^)
BRUCE WILLIS DEAD! (Mr_Scod)
^STUII^ MURDERED BY DRAGON AND HER TESCO COOKIES *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
^Stuii^ Murdered By ^Dragon And Her Tesco Cookies *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
DEMON IS BROKEN (Dyn_)
peanut in newbie lameness channel / message mixup anchovies *shocker* (|aka|)
�ROBSTAR AND DYN IN WAREZ UNDER THE FIRE DOOR CALAMITY (Lambie)
UUNET DEAD *shocker* (six809)
UUNET NOT DEAD ANY MORE (six809)
PORTAROBSTA (^Stuii^)
WTF (Robstar)
[peanut] my piles are huge (^Stuii^)
Surfr reveals his fantasies (Robstar)
[six809] do me (Ricey)
�Dyn in getting a mobile phone *EARTH SHATTERING SHOCKER* (Dyn_)
�[fragsta] are we doing this 4some then lamb/oz/dyn? (Lambie)
�ITS NOSTALGIA NIGHT (Lambie)
* ^Totem^ recieves fermits pole (Sange)
* Lambie still cant get a hold on myless pole (Robstar)
�[Ricey] i might want tit though (Lambie)
Surfr in doing project work *shocker* (Robstar)
�[ozgirl] u want it dyn??! (ozgirl)
�[ozgirl] u want it dyn??! [Dyn_] aye (ozgirl)
� The previous topic was god-damn lame � (Catalyst)
SIMON GROOM DEAD (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] 8? (Turismo)
Cableinet in utterly shite routing again *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] my log tool is really coming on now (BlGF00T)
Surfr in talking about the weather shocker (^Stuii^)
[peanut] you must let me sniff it when I visit (^Stuii^)
Helpdesk Lie til 5 (Robstar)
Helpdesk Live til 5 (Robstar)
Helpdesk Lite 9 til 5 (Ricey)
Ricey fails to type a line without a typo (Robstar)
*shcoker* (Ricey)
Eastbourne has a large population of pensioners (^Stuii^)
�DYN IS HORNY - LOCK UP YOUR TROUT (Lambie)
�ROBSTAR YOU HAVE INSERTED YOUR SNORKEL (Mr_Scod)
�THIS SATURDAY, SCOTLAND SHALL BEAT WALES (Mr_Scod)
�THIS SATURDAY, SCOTLAND SHALL BEAT WALES WITH A STICK OF WET CELERY (Digby)
�DIGBY IN THREAT TO KILL ALL WELSH! (Mr_Scod)
�SCOTLAND TO THRASH WALES AT RUGBY ON SATURDAY (Mr_Scod)
�DUNDEE MENTIONED ON THE BILL *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
Lambie and Ozgirl in Group Grappling with Kez debacle! (^Totem^)
Give Me My Penises! (Digby`)
Dyn In Sordid SMS Affair With Stuii *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
http://www.e-techproducts.com/ (Ricey)
[feekery] i need to pick up duncan (Ricey)
[feekery] i need to pick up duncans TOOL (Ricey)
[Ricey] keiths in her (Robstar)
�SCOTLAND TO THRASH WALES ON SATURDAY (Mr_Scod)
SCOTLAND TO THRASH WALES ON SATURDAY claims idiot (^Stuii^)
SCOTLAND TO THRASH WALES ON SATURDAY claims local (Mr_Scod)
SCOTLAND TO THRASH WALES ON SATURDAY claims local idiot (Shrink)
PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH TO THRASH WALES ON SATURDAY (Robstar)
PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH TO THRASH WALES ON SATURDAY claims insane man (^Stuii^)
Office supplies famine at Vossnet (^Stuii^)
|aka| in oily chin insertion *shocker* (^Stuii^)
�^STUII^ AND |AKA| KILLED IN MICROBIOLOGY HORROR (Mr_Scod)
WHOLE INTERNET BROKEN... AGAIN (Dyn_)
COMPSCI PRESENTATION IN NOT THE DAY TODAY *SHOCKER* (Ricey)
Caffeinegift of the gods... (Wyrmy)
Skoda to take over Landrover *shocker* (Wyrmy)
ozgirl holding dyns coke hostage *shocker* (Dyn_)
Click Here (^Stuii^)
[a href=ftp://warez.innit.co.uk/]KL1CK H3R3[/a] (^Stuii^)
HOWIE DEAD (^Stuii^)
�RONALD McDONALD DEAD!! (Mr_Scod)
�I MURDERED RONALD McDONALD DEAD!! (Mr_Scod)
�I MURDERED RONALD McDONALD!! (Mr_Scod)
I MURDERED RONALD McDONALD claims small child (^Stuii^)
Ozgirl gives maths lessons to the uneducated... (Dyn_)
mbrAre we going to be able to get it up? (Fermit)
Lusers learning curve appears to be fractal (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Minnow] I sell myself (Photon_)
Mr_[insert poisson name here] (Mr_Salmon)
[Woodstar] im probably going to put my arse through it again (|aka|)
MADONNA DEAD (^Stuii^)
ABOUT FUCKING TIME (Woodstar)
�Ricey, the Linux guru, is now in session� (Catalyst)
�Catalyst In Turgid Tapas Terror *Shocker* (Lambie)
Shreddies day at Vossnet (^Stuii^)
�RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. DYN HAS BEEN ASSIMILATED (Lambie)
�And the dizziness level of the channel returns to normal levels� (Catalyst)
|aka| youve never had a shaved head rub under your crotch have you (Ricey)
* ^dragon makes lots of noise! (^Stuii^)
* feekery wonders if he could make his case airtight (Robstar)
feekery wonders if he could make his arse airtight, (Sange)
THIS APPEARS TO BE #ABER (|aka|)
|AKA| SET THE PREVIOUS TOPIC (Robstar)
THE PREVIOUS LAME TOPIC WAS SET BY ROBSTAR (Scodders)
MR_SCOD, YOU HAVE CHANGED THE TOPIC (^Stuii^)
^STUII^, YOU HAVE CHANGED THE TOPIC (Robstar)
ROBERT, YOU HAVE CHANGED THE TOPIC (^Stuii^)
^STUII^, YOU HAVE CHANGED THE TOPIC (Robstar)
CONSEQUENTLY ROBSTAR SET THE FOLLOWING TOPIC, 5 PREVIOUS TO THIS (|aka|)
|AKA| SET THE PREVIOUS TOPIC THAT HAD NO RELEVANCE (Robstar)
ROBSTAR YOU HAVE YET AGAIN CHANGED THE TOPIC (Scodders)
MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF CAPITALISED EELS (Wyrmy)
SCODDERS, YOU HAVE JOINED IN BY CHANGING THE TOPIC (Robstar)
I REFUSE TO JOIN IN BY CHANGING THE TOPIC. OH. (Shrink)
SHRINK SET A VERY LAME TOPIC PREVIOUS TO THIS (Robstar)
ROBSTAR COMMENTED ON MY TOPIC PREVIOUS TO HIS (Shrink)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC RELATED TOPIC WAS SET BY MR_SCOD (^Stuii^)
I REFUSE TO LISTEN TO RADIO 1 ANY LONGER (|aka|)
�THIS TOPIC NO VERB (Dyn_)
THE ART OF COVERSATION APPEARS TO BE FLAGGING (|aka|)
�^STUII^ AND THE AR (Mr_Scod)
�^STUII^ AND THE ARSE FROM HELL (Mr_Scod)
[peanut] I BROKE IT EARLIER (^Stuii^)
�WHAT DID PEANUT BREAK EARLIER? WAS IT A DILDO (Mr_Scod)
MR_SCOD, YOU HAVE DISCOVERED ANAL SEX (^Stuii^)
|AKA| AWAY CHECKING PERM *FEMALE WILES* *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
Dyn in multiple SMS fuckup *unshocker* (Dyn_)
�I HAVE RETURNED BACK TO THE CHANNEL WITH A PACKET OF CRISPS (MR_SCOD)
UN-TOPIC (^STUII^)
Narmality restored? (Dyn_)
not a hope dyn (sHrInK)
Normality restored? (Dyn_)
|AKA| And WIBREN In Nick Capitalisation Together *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
#aber in teetering on returning to capital hell *shocker* (^Stuii^)
*teeter* (frag_)
*brink* (^Stuii^)
* Catalyst spanks it and calls it Charles. (Robstar)
the clique channel (Robstar)
Surfr And TyrboKate In Divorce Procedings *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
NEVER! (Surfr)
TyrboKate In Bonking Dof And Digby *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Whack Fol Mi Daddyo (Digby`)
�Gnomie In Flirting With Every Male *UnShocker* (Mr_Scod)
�Gnomie In Closet American *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
�American in Gnomies Closet *Shocker* (Digby`)
Nowonmai (Digby`)
�SURFR AND KARRI IN BONDAGE *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
�WILLOW IN MENAGE A TROIS WITH MR_SCOD AND DIGBY *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
Wibren is a fembot *shocker* (Surfr)
Hey Carrie-Anne, Whats your game now can anybody play? (Digby`)
Imagine me and you, I do (Digby)
Monday, Ill have Friday on my mind (Digby)
My, what large marrows you have (Digby)
we shall not entertain your sort (Surfr)
* Woodstar does eva both ways (gnomie)
JOEY LAUREN ADAMS (Surfr)
tell us your toilet habits (Ricey)
HAPPY GUINNESS DAY (Surfr)
�Fermit? Alone on the underground? With *HIS* reputation? you must be maaaaaaaad (Lambie)
�* Surfr gets head (Catalyse)
SURFR IN BLATANT TOPICBAITING SHAME (^^Woodsta)
�* Karri removes it from fermits anal tract (Lambie)
*** Lambie has changed it from fermits anal tract (Fermit)
* Robstar is away�porkelaine (Ricey)
* Robstar is awayporking elaine (^^Woodsta)
[gnomie] give it to me (Ricey)
�[^^Woodsta] ive had 2 on there before now (Lambie)
�tell me what youre wearing.. (fragg)
�HELLO AND WELCOME TO DONT GO THERE THEATER (Lambie)
WIBREN TALKED *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
UK BMW BOSS DEAD (^Stuii^)
Rover to close throwing The Midlands into chaos (Robstar)
* Lambie attempts to type with his flaps fully open (^Stuii^)
* Dyn_ gives it to ricey (Gremmie)
* Dyn_ gives it to ricey during a bout of flatulence (Robstar)
Dyn to accept *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Dyn in internal arse server error *shocker* (Dyn_)
NO PRINTING (^Stuii^)
JAGGER DEAD (^Stuii^)
Robstar in no brain. uh oh homer moment *shocker* (|aka|)
[|aka|] I AM BIG (Robstar)
Surfr in Ive reached the second year Im really experienced *unshocker* ;o) (Robstar)
Outbreak of common sense in officebeatings to follow (Wyrmy)
SHABBA WANKS (^Stuii^)
�THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS SET BY STUII AND FELL BELOW ACCEPTED FILTH LEVELS (Lambie)
London awaits the great Lambie/Fermit visit with utter joy (Zebrabomb)
� Both Ricey and Robstar *spent* unshocker ... � (Catalyst)
[Shrink] well, tomorrow night, itll depend on what sort of seedy places wibren (Robstar)
[Shrink] well, tomorrow night, it depend on what sort of seedy places wibren tak (Robstar)
Mtiger in worlds most wonderful person award (Zebrabomb)
peanut in two for the price of one *malarky* (Robstar)
[LAMBIE] ROBSTAR PLEASE NOTE IM COMING (Robstar)
#england (Ricey)
#england but without the polish people (Ricey)
Surfr becomes a pub *shocker* (Robstar)
Lambie culls some of the anal forest to make space for new developments (Robstar)
�SANGE IN SORDID SOAPY LAYBY ANTICS WITH SURFR *SHOCKER* (LAMBIE)
[JimBob_] can u do a big favour (Robstar)
#england but without the poles (Ricey)
[judge] Have you anything to say to the court? [fletcher]cobblers. (^Woodsta^)
http://www.shilson.clara.co.uk/ its Great! and New! *plug* (^Woodsta^)
�dyn gives ferret one *FILTH* (ozgirl)
Stuii is currently in a cyber-cafe *SHOCKER* (Dyn)
[ozgirl] STUIIGLAD U DO ME (^Woodsta^)
Its Astounding. Time is ... fleeting (Digby)
SINATRA DEAD (^Stuii^)
Stuii is currently in a cyber-cafe *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] tongue (^Woodsta^)
[ozgirl] dyn does me! (^Woodsta^)
Dyn in Farting and Bonking SHAME (^Woodsta^)
Late-night pork-her (^Woodsta^)
�Fark ya all ... � (Catalyst)
IRC BROKEN (^Woodsta^)
�Best friend, Im all youve got ...� (Catalyst)
�Call youslef a friend ? That drives me round the bend !� (Catalyst)
�Best Friend Im all that youve got ? Pretend Best Fiend, if you like it or no (Catalyst)
�Some people say I dont know anything at all ...� (Catalyst)
�Do you think I care ? Do you think I know, or Im aware, Im oblivious !� (Catalyst)
� IT WAS PADDYS DAY !! � (Catalyst)
�Just another victim of a driveby take-over ...� (Catalyst)
Joey stays at home cos hes got no job, just plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot (Digby)
The Badly Dubbed Channel [tm] (sixxie)
Much nakedness on channel (Dyn)
[dof] what is the url for last minute . com ? www.lastminute.com ? (Ricey)
�SCOTLAND IN SHITE AT RUGBY *UNSHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
[Romany] he wasnt scraey if you handled him right (Robstar)
* fragg strokes his boba fett.. (Ricey)
[Romany] i had one in rosser [- who hasnt ? (Ricey)
aber used to a fun place and then i woke up..... (Romany)
[ricey] im all horned out tonight (fragg)
London IRC Meet 2000 - if you can remember being there you probably where there (Zebrabomb)
London IRC Meet 2000 - yet another triumph of despair against hope (Zebrabomb)
I never really cared about you (six809)
� blimey .. deserted innit (Pyro_)
Silly Little Buggers (Mr_Scod)
Dyn In Shaving Arses *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
ELVIS DEAD *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
Dyn resigns bot master position *shocker* (Dyn)
�robstar in cleavage incident (fragg)
YES. IM IN BRUSSELS. HELLO. (^Stuii^)
I HAVE INDEED CHANGED THE TOPIC (Mr_Scod)
someone mentioned the word anal *snicker*, etc.. (fragg)
frag in mentioning the word incident (^Stuii^)
Stuii In Mentioning That Frag Mentioned Incident Jealousy *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod In Capitalized Report About Stuii Mentioning Frags Word Shocker (^Stuii^)
Stuii In Non-Shocker Incident *shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[Mr_Scod] STUART, I HOPE YOU SHALL BE PLEASENT TO NOR IF HE ENTERS ME (Robs)
* ozgirl participates in group sex b4 running away (Digby)
LET US ALL COOK SAUSAGE ROLLS (Mr_Scod)
WE ARE CUNTS AND PROUD OF IT! (Mr_Scod)
[Robstar] STUART, I AM OPENING FOR YOU (^Stuii^)
�[Saarlax] whats a good server then (fragg)
[fragg] *arse bleed* (ROBSTAR)
�SURFR AND LORRY IN MAD SEXUAL INTERESTING AFFAIR *SHOCKER* (MR_SCOD)
users.aber.ac.uk/rph6/chinese.wav [/memorabilia (ROBSTAR)
users.aber.ac.uk/rph6/chinese.wav [/memorabilia] (ROBSTAR)
�[RICEY] pulling upon it and sucking as vigorously (LAMBIE)
NO BITING (RICEY)
PULL IT (ROBSTAR)
�LICK IT (LAMBIE)
SCOD TO BLAME (Woodstar)
Im Queen. Know what I mean? (^Stuii^)
�The Attack Of The Remote Control Pixie Thieves Have Now Stolen Stuiis Biro *Sh (Mr_Scod)
The Remote Control Pixie Thieves Have Now Stolen Stuiis Biro *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
RFC 1149 (Wyrmy)
I WASNT REFERRING TO THAT (^Stuii^)
* peanut` is too small to be restrained (Shrink)
YES. IM IN BRUSSELS. HELLO. (^Stuii^)
[Digby] STUII, YOU ARE INDEED THOROUGH IN ENTERING MY CHANNEL (Eltawater)
vegetable hairstyles (peanut`)
�Lazy Bastards Unite (Mr_Scod)
Quincy Medical Examiner Saves The Day Again (Mr_Scod)
[peanut`] *nip round behind* (|aka|)
^STUII^ IN TWO WEEK OLD PANTS *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
Feekery Dead *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Kitty And Stuii Killed In Sewage Drain Horror (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod In Capital Letter Deprivation Torture (^Stuii^)
[ozgirl] about 12 ??? (^Stuii^)
* Turismo would estimate more like 15 (^Stuii^)
[ozgirl] well, I aint got very big hands and it was about a span and three quar (^Stuii^)
�* ozgirl wws just about to do that, but lambie beat her to it :) (Lambie)
* ozgirl wonders why everything she types is currently ending up as a topic line (^Stuii^)
Look whos been watching that new Tango advert, then. (Wyrmy)
�[Digby] genitals? [-- THE FILTH GETS EVEN MORE BLATANT. (fragg)
Meow` enjoys biting small puppies and pulling the legs off children *shocker* (^Stuii^)
DRAGON TO SACK GROUP LEADER FOR GROSS BADGER ABUSE (^Stuii^)
_bish cleared of secret Stuii phoning (^Stuii^)
Strange parallel #aber found on Efnet *shocker* (^Stuii^)
M0ngs tall talesThis week, flying a tractor around the rings of saturn (Robstar)
[Lambie] my mothers been driving for 30 years and she still cant park (Robstar)
more incest *shocker* (Surfr)
Is #aber boring? Do you come here bored? The Kilroy Team would like to speak to (Robstar)
Zeb in not coming first according to Eucriel *shocker* (Ricey)
[kyttyn] Id go up quick (Robstar)
How Sarcastic can you be? (cash prizes) (Eucriel)
Romany has just come (Robstar)
[Lambie] romany why not do both? (Robstar)
* Surfr wants to see meat pics (Robstar)
[peanut`] we are going down (Digby)
lets all go strip some mango stones (Ricey)
peanut has fluff instead of pubes *shocker* (Sange)
Put your Hands down my Pants (Digby)
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket (Digby)
FERRET REVEALS HIMSELF TO BE GORGEOUS *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
�* Surfr gets in the rather long and growing queue for a spank (Lambie)
TRUST NO-ONE, ASSUME NOTHING, FART NOWHERE. BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU. (Woodsta)
�Fermit In Sordid Pussy Protection Racket Terror *Shocker* (Lambie)
http://www.fermit.org.uk/photos/londonmar00/Image49.jpg *grump* (Ricey)
I dont remember being that grumpy ;) (six809)
Lambie in creaming kate filthmongery! (^Woodsta^)
WARNING (^Stuii^)
GLORIA HUNNIFORD DEAD (^Stuii^)
six809 in 911 fan leaked report *shocker* (^Stuii^)
stuii in misunderstanding the word shitty *shocker* (six809)
Horst Holstein in well have no trouble here *shocker* (Ricey)
Horst Holstein in Nigel, you heard the man, undress *shocker* (Ricey)
NOW FAX ME TILL I FART (^Stuii^)
I AM KRAPP, ELECTRAS REPAIR PANTS (^Stuii^)
BUDGET LATESTBROWN TO TAX MP3S AND CARPET BURNS (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] firm, straight, and most importantly, wipe clean (^Stuii^)
[Catalyst:jdb6@124.16.22] AH, Oh, er, eek. Arse ? (Ricey)
�GORDON BROWN DEAD (Lambie)
plan to reduce number of religious leadersExcess Prophets tax. (Wyrmy)
Gordon Brown puts dosh in pockets of tobacco smugglers (Wyrmy)
All join the Church of the Holy Dollar (Wyrmy)
Brown to give an extra �285 to NHS (^Stuii^)
Brown to give an extra �2.85 to NHS (Mr_Scod)
�GNOMIE IN SEX WITH HER CAT *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
�SCOD IN SEX WITH A SHEEP *UNSHOCKER*� (gnomie)
HAGUE DEAD (^Stuii^)
National Neanderthol day (Robstar)
[gnomie] i gotta taaake it on the otherrrrsiiiiiiiide (Robstar)
* peanut` wants it (^Stuii^)
stii wants it more (peanut`)
^Stuii^ wants it more (peanut`)
Mysterious stii ircer and peanut is cybersex ROMP *unshocker* (Robstar)
Mysterious stii ircer and peanut in cybersex ROMP *unshocker* (Robstar)
to Mysterious stii ircer and peanut is cybersex ROMP *unshocker* (***)
to Mysterious stii ircer and peanut in cybersex ROMP *unshocker* (***)
[peanut`] I had better play with fur tonight (Robstar)
Greek Woman Next DoorA Sexual Commentary (Robstar)
* Surfr counts the arse (Ricey)
�NOR IS OUR CATALYST (Mr_Scod)
�LAMBIE IN #SEX OP *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
�#aber #ABER IS THE NEW #SEX (Lambie)
�#ABER IS THE NEW #SEX (Lambie)
better than #sex (Fragg)
�ALL HAIL FRAGG THE WISE (Mr_Scod)
�ALL HAIL FERRET THE SEX CRAZED BEAST (Mr_Scod)
�FERRET YOU SEXY BEAST...I WANT YOU (^Stuii^)
�WIDGET IN WANNABE SLAPPER *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
I have a strange obsession with farmyard animals [unshocker] (Widget)
Feekery in overclocking the tits off something [unshocker] (|Ferret)
feekery in ordering custom designed heat sink (feekery)
M0ng in talking total, unadulterated shite *unshocker* (funcan)
[gnomie] i put mayo on mine (Robstar)
�CEASE� CYBERSEX (Robstar)
�ITS ALL GONE A BIT PETE TONG (Lambie)
Fragg describes taking a dump *live broadcast* (Robstar)
�TRIP UP THE YELLOW SHIT ROAD (Mr_Scod)
Horst in Im an old-school, sexist, derogatory bastard *unshocker* (Robstar)
DAN PULLS~ (Robstar)
DAN PULLS (Robstar)
DAN PULLS HIS PLONKER? (Mr_Scod)
�Lambies Penis Is Slightly More Fortright Than Robstars *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
�[^Stuii^] yes, and I look hideous (Lambie)
�FRAGG IN JERRY ADDICTION HORROR (Mr_Scod)
�PH33R MY TROUT...THE BEST CHAT UP LINE IN THE WORLD (Mr_Scod)
[peanut] I expect some weed (Ricey)
Dyn in golden shower *perversion* *unshocker* (Ricey)
Peanut in sex-crazed, chocolate-covered town-wrecking (Wyrmy)
* Surfr must meet a wanker one day (Mr_Scod)
�Come On Ye Lazioooooooo (Mr_Scod)
My Name Is Helga.....Im From Sveden (Mr_Scod)
[Surfr] u used to whip me good at the pier (SuperDuck)
CRIMSON JEEHAD (^Stuii^)
Channel of Film Effects specialists (Robstar)
Channel of Film Effects specialists channel (Robstar)
I cant set topics for toffee (Robstar)
[Fermit_] Why do a job if you cant do it/ (Ricey)
#aber ? (Surfr)
[Ricey] I really cant be arsed with further pussy (^Woodsta^)
[Catalyst] Oh shag, Ricey (^Woodsta^)
[funcan] I had a danngling pointer problem & now I have a mess :( (^Stuii^)
[elta_AFK] im sure itll be back up sometime this afternoon (^Stuii^)
[funcan] akaIt is bloody *huge* (Ricey)
[funcan] aka is bloody *huge* (Ricey)
http://www.spragg.co.uk/windows2000 (Wyrmy)
who the hell is andy starr ? (Ricey)
�All Praise Mr Fragg, Defender Of The Common Bog, Conquerer Of The Nasty Pikachu (Mr_Scod)
�Death To Pokemon, Teletubbies, And Timmy Mallet! (Lambie)
�Dragon In Flashing Panties To Channel *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
KRISS KROSS DEAD (^Stuii^)
THE CLAW IS MY MASTER. I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN! (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] DYN YOU HAVE users.aber.ac.uk/sjg94/images/8spoon.jpgFAILED (Robstar)
feekery joins #aber to demonstrate his away message *unshocker* (Robstar)
[meow`] you will get it (Robstar)
* meow` strokes fermits palm pilot (|aka|)
[Shelbycat] oh good god theres a man sucking his thumb in here (Robstar)
Robstar in tyranny over #aber *shocker* (Sange)
Frag In Doll *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Frag is doll *shocker* (funcan)
Frag is a doll *shocker* (Mr_Scod)
YOU WILL �DESIST� IMMEDIATELY (fragg)
Mr_Scod loses track of what sex it is *unshocker* (Robstar)
Fragg Is A �Facist (Mr_Scod)
�STOP� (fragg)
NO (Mr_Scod)
�YES (fragg)
WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT LIKE (Mr_Scod)
NO �SCOUSE (Robstar)
FRAGG AND ROBSTAR IN DICTATORSHIP SCANDEL (Mr_Scod)
Please all go to the pub on tuesday wearing pyjamas. Details to follow (|kat|)
WE ALL LOVE WILLOW (Mr_Scod)
I DONT (Robstar)
FLUTE (fragg)
YOU DO BUT YOU JUST DONT KNOW IT YET (Mr_Scod)
Digby In Sausage Munching *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
�MR_SCOD IN /MSG INCOMPETENCY *ALLEGATIONS* (fragg)
�AGAIN AGAIN! (Mr_Scod)
�Lambie, Mr_Scod And Fragg In Seeking Pleasure, Beautiful Females Please Apply W (Mr_Scod)
�Lambie, Mr_Scod And Fragg In Seeking Pleasure, Beautiful Females Apply Within (Mr_Scod)
*Mr_Scod* I WOULD HAVE (fragg)
*Mr_Scod* I WOULD HAVE TO SLAP YOU AROUND WITH LAMBIES SOCK (fragg)
PATRICK MOORE ON 90.9FM *SHOCKER* (|aka|)
�The St Marys Inhabitants Talk About Pr0n *Unshocker* (Lambie)
Candygram for mungo (^Woodsta^)
Robstar in disturbed cucumber juggling *shocker* (|aka|)
�[|aka|] I gave meow loads earlier. how could she want more ! (Lambie)
�[|aka|] I gave meow loads earlier. how could she want more! [Lambie] shes insat (Lambie)
�[|aka|] I gave meow loads earlier. how could she want more! (Lambie)
[Lambie] ferret - stuii will be your fried fancy. i know hes been mine before n (|aka|)
[Lambie] ferret - stuii will be your fried fancy. i know hes been mine before. (|aka|)
Aka makes up complete Bollocks tor topic Unshocker of Unshockers (|Ferret)
�[Robstar:#aber] andrew, so everyones buggered off now? (Lambie)
�[Robstar:#aber] andrew, so everyones buggered him now? (Lambie)
�[Fermit] I masturbated in public (Lambie)
�WELCOME TO #ANARCHY (Lambie)
�THERES NO JUSTICE, THERES JUST ME (Lambie)
JOHN MAJOR DEAD IN ANAL RETENTION ACCIDENT (Fermit)
Warning, fadiation hazard. Do Not Enter. (Woodstar)
�Sleep ? SLEEP ? Sleepings fer wimps ... � (Catalyst)
Please email ISAC to ask why ident doesnt work (funcan)
*Dyn strikes below the belt (Eltawater)
3 hours 25 mins and counting... (funcan)
^dragon wants one! :o( *shocker* (TangD)
[Eltawater] tossed me about two weeks (^Stuii^)
�ircnet.easynet.co.uk (Dyn)
195.40.6.10 6669 (|aka|)
Hairy Gibbons With Smelly Armpits (Mr_Scod)
Hello Lambie! (Mr_Scod)
Hello Lambie! - From Myles (Mr_Scod)
FRAG ACHIEVES ULTIMATE CARMA AND NEVER GETS BOTHERED AGAIN (Robstar)
ROBSTAR IN UNABLE TO SPELL SIMPLE WORDS LIKE KARMA *UNSHOCKER* (fragg)
FRAGG FAILS TO SPELL CURRY PROPERLY (Robstar)
email your nomination for worst film ever to trashfilms@fssystems.co.uk (funcan)
Pants conversation (Dyn)
[^Stuii^] wazing makes it grow back thinner (^Stuii^)
#ABER DEAD (^Woodsta^)
[Pinnacle] RobstarTwpsyns my bit of fluff, leave him be (Robstar)
�Pants Are Not An Option (Mr_Scod)
* six809 waits for the topic change (Digby)
[Robstar] i was in sis ... (Shrink)
[Robstar] i was in si (Shrink)
*** Quits^dragon (Anthony Charles for King of Earth) (Ricey)
�this foolishness will END (fragg)
[^Woodsta^] I cant get it (Robstar)
[Sange] I think Im goinjg to do Twpsyn as well (Funcan)
[Sange] I think Im going to do Twpsyn as well (Funcan)
SAYLE DEAD (^Stuii^)
QUEEN MOTHER ALIVE (^Woodsta^)
ANDI PETERS DEAD (Robstar)
[peanut`] there will be pokherage here tonight (Funcan)
CASULTY IS PANTS....INNIT (Mr_Scod)
Surfr in text to speech software hillarium *shocker* (|aka|)
TOM BAKER PREGNANT (Woodstar)
SYLVESTER McCOY RAMPANT (|aka|)
ALEXI SAYLE ASLEEP (^Stuii^)
PETER DAVIDSON PREVIOUSLY ATTRACTIVE (^Stuii^)
PM DAWN DEAD (^Stuii^)
CLIVE DUNN ALIVE (Woodstar)
�There is no truth ... only human opinion� (Catalyst)
Roll up and shine (^Woodsta^)
Im TAKIN IT ALL JUST FOR YOU (|aka|)
WHEN YOU COULD BE WITH ME WATING YOUR TIME (|aka|)
She (^Woodsta^)
ROAMING FOR THE MOMENT SLEAZING MY BACK YARD (^Woodsta^)
Hurry up and wait (^Woodsta^)
�Who needs a fucking cron ?� (Catalyst)
[meow`] I dont have a pink rubber one ;P (Ricey)
[Woodstar] i want to get two little boys (Ricey)
�FRAGG IN 3 IN A BED ROMP *SHOCKER* (LambFrag)
http://www.aber.ac.uk/~tgb6/ELMO.MPE (Ricey)
the eel channel (Ricey)
[^Woodsta^] crunchy socks float my boat (Ricey)
IRC in 90% full of illiterate thickos report *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
DEX DEXTER NOT DEAD (^Stuii^)
BLAKE CARRINGTONS ACTORS CAREER DEAD (^Stuii^)
ANT AND DEC DEAD (^Stuii^)
[MarkyBoy] Feekery I want it!!! Please ;) (Eltawater)
[MarkyBoy] Feekery I want it!!! Please ;) (Eltawater)
|Kitten| gives up trying (Markyboy)
[Dyn] then many large swigs of our loving cup (Ricey)
JANEWAY DEAD (^Stuii^)
SUE POLLARD DEAD (^Stuii^)
and what are you eating? (Ricey)
A WEEK TODAY....I BECOME *21* (Mr_Scod)
Stuiis Gorgeous Dad *shocker* (Ricey)
ROBSON GREEN NOT DEAD, claims Lambie in despair (^Stuii^)
The Literacy Hour (Woodstar)
[Mr_Scod] STUART, YOU ARE AS LATE AS USUAL NOTICING MY ENRTY (^Stuii^)
Compsci Dept in I dont know my arse from my elbow *unshocker* (Robstar)
�Compsci Dept in I dont know my arse from my elbow *unshocker* (Robstar)
Brian Ferry bathmat poisonous says Judge (^Stuii^)
age age age (Mr_Scod)
Wibren In Talking Horror *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Dragon In Aquiring Sims Rucksack *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Dragon In Rucksack Sex Orgy Scandal *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
OUTHERE BROTHERS DEAD (^Stuii^)
BLOCKHEADS LEAD SINGER DEAD *SHOCKER* (Dyn)
BLOCKHEADS LEAD SINGER (Ian Dury) DEAD *SHOCKER* (Dyn)
you;re not supposed to use caps if its true (Ricey)
^Stuii^s PAGER DEAD (|aka|)
RedHat releases another version *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
* #aber ]] Dyn has java turned on (Shrink)
�http://users.aber.ac.uk/mms7/photos/robsta.gif (Ricey)
#aber in record sales fixing row *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Peanut in Come and play my game prodigy similarity *shocker* (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] I might even split up the current log cos its so huge (^Stuii^)
Stuii in not knowledgeable *shocker* (Ricey)
Ricey and Tombs in bent over the food counter antics *shocker* (Robstar)
Come to Gremmies birthday piss up tomorrow (Gremmie)
[Dyn] and they all drop togehter (Ricey)
Sims addicts - Tips and Hints hour (Surfr)
SIMS ADDICT? PISS OFF BACK TO THE GAME THEN (Shrink)
AINSLEY HARRIOT DEAD (^Stuii^)
#ABER DEAD (^Woodsta^)
Psychpath reside here (^gangrel)
Psychpaths reside here (^gangrel)
Psychpaths reside here. Psychopaths too (^Stuii^)
THATCHER DEAD (^Stuii^)
Peanut declares office stairs No Smirking zone (^Stuii^)
Surfr, Six and Lindy in netsplit style bondage orgy *incident* (Robstar)
[Mr_Scod] STUART, YOU HAVE NOTICED MY QUICK ENTRY (|aka|)
Surfr in helmet harness sessions *shocker* (^Stuii^)
[Tombs] please can I have it....... (|aka|)
[Surfr] TangD but how do you know how big ? (^Stuii^)
MOIRA STUART DEAD (^Stuii^)
TED DANSON DEAD (Ricey)
MOIRA STUART DEAD - my arse. (Eucriel)
Euc and OzGirl are suffering from Dyn syndrome (Ricey)
MOIRA STUART DEAD - and turnips fly south (Eucriel)
LINUX CONSULTANTS IN SESSION (^Woodsta^)
Woodsta fails to mount *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Iceland advert uses the word shocker *shocker* (^Stuii^)
http://www.btinternet.com/~thedeed/fishorama.jpg (^Stuii^)
Woods and Surfr quit smoking, please wear body-armor. (^Woodsta^)
PASTY WHITE BITS (fill me in craig) (Ricey)
[Riceee] Its funny leather sex??? (Ricee)
gnomie in I WANT ALL OF HANSON RIGHT NOW AND THEIR BABIES *shocker* (|aka|)
FUCK WITH YOUR PURSE (six809)
�the whole of aber to become utterly addicted to sims *shocker* (Lambie)
�Ricey in pissed again last night *unshocker* (ozgirl)
�* ^Stuii^ wanted to be a roadsweeper driver when he was a kid (Lambie)
�The Dyn Update Channel (Lambie)
Is it hot in here, or what? (Wyrmy)
MICHAEL BALL DEAD (^Stuii^)
^Stuii^ in actual signoff *shocker* (|aka|)
�THIS CHANNEL HAS FAILED, AND WILL NOW BE CLOSED FOR THE FORSEEABLE FUTURE (Lambie)
FAILURE IS MANDATORY (peanut)
FAILURE TO FAIL WILL RESULT IN FAILURE OF FLAILING FALIED PUNISHMENT (|aka|)
[peanut] ah, your thingy (|aka|)
* Dyn gets 3 days out of his battery (|aka|)
[widget] how much does he use his battery? (Fermit)
Please note@ Dyn is no longer a bot master (Dyn)
Please noteDyn is no longer a bot master (Dyn)
Please noteDyn is no longer a bot master. Redirect your queries to surfr (Dyn)
It is completely impossible to get a hamster drunk... (Wyrmy)
Waterbuffalo spotted in NOC (Wyrmy)
LYNNE FAULDS-WOOD DEAD (^Stuii^)
[peanut] I had 2 boys and a girl (^Stuii^)
[peanut] and i was sore for days until the next session (Robstar)
dofs group come last in ARSE playoff (dof)
YOU ARE TIED FOR THE LEAD (^Stuii^)
BILLIE FOR MAYOR (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] my 2 lesbian lovers appear to have one leg twice the size of the other (^Stuii^)
Ada projects in total anialation of java versions *unshocker* (funcan)
* Woodstar gets his sperm whale out (gnomie)
[Ferret] I was in bed wiv GF bangin in the morning (Woodstar)
�[Twpsyn] i get bored in bed (^gangrel)
look johnny, i made you a shirt out of wood (Ricey)
�Ricey� - My personal hero. (Catalyst)
JOHN CRAVEN DEAD (^Stuii^)
PILSBURY DOUGHBOY DEAD - See _Nor for details (Surfr)
FRANK BOUGH DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Shelbycat] i should have told you before, but i was waiting for my spot (Ricey)
Scientific Proof for existance of Stuii *shocker* (Wyrmy)
Its not CHIs, its mine (Ricey)
Surfr = BIFFER BOY! (Shelbycat)
National Cleavage Day today (Wyrmy)
RICEY DISCOVERS NEW BODILY FUNCTION (Robstar)
[Dyn] finger trouble (Robst)
Wetfish makes a /exit error *again* *shocker* (Robst)
|/ to ircnet.demon... (Robst)
[^Stuii^] I had him in a few [enter location type here] last year (Robst)
[Dyn] Ive wanted it for over a week now... (Robstar)
Fragg returns for the ircnet filth talk *unshocker* (Robstar)
widget becomes abers pr0n distributor *shocker* (Robstar)
[dof] we ate buffy (Lamb)
Fraggs hand has become one with the mouse (Robstar)
Bring Out Your Dead (Digby)
* six809 beds [insert girls name here] (Robstar)
[Surfr_] but once its up it stays up (Shrink)
�[^Stuii^] Ive only got one bloke and running his life is a full time job (Lambie)
The Ongoing Adventures Of Feekery And His Amazing Overlocked PC (^Stuii^)
feek fails again *unshocker* (feekery)
STUII FAILS TO MANAGE THE MUNDANE TASKS OF LIFE IN A GAME OF SIMS (Robstar)
PHILIPPA FORRESTER PREGNANT (^Woodsta^)
BBC 1 DEAD (^Woodsta^)
[ashley] spent fourty minutes gettang a floppy drive out (|aka|)
HAPPY BIRFDAY MALINKERY (|aka|)
[Lambie] 10 seconds is all it takes (|aka|)
�[widget] if you were here Id give you one (Lambie)
[Saarlax] Ill come (|aka|)
BEHOLD! THE RAH! (^Woodsta^)
sleep now in the fire (Surfr)
[lindylu] Woods..did she taste nice? (|aka|)
�[SuperDuck] I REPRESENT FUCKING (Lambie)
[JimBob_] had some buggy shits last night (Ricey)
http://www.aber.ac.uk/~pww7/gfx/ (funcan)
show me the code (Ricey)
Ricey in assisting* Robstar filth *shocker* (^Stuii^)
lets pick on Dan! (peanut)
Vossnet Temporary ReceptionistPlease specify gender. (^Stuii^)
http://users.aber.ac.uk/str6/ (Ricey)
Shelbycat.Birthday.Saturday.6pm.party.Flat.8pm.Cambrian (Shelbycat)
peanuts has 8 speeds (funcan)
Gremmie In Fancying Martin Fowler *Shocker* (Scodders)
[peanut] its all gone big (funcan)
^Stuii^ In Quincy Forensic Medicine Implantation Horror *Shocker* (Scodders)
HANDY ANDY DEAD (^Stuii^)
Shelbycats party CANCELLED (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] I really must stop chewing my disgusting habit (^Stuii^)
[|aka|] imagine the pain youd be in if itd been hard (Photon_)
[Sange] akadont worry about it... give it to me on monday baby (Eltawater)
peanut is sure the bruise was due to the pointy end (Dyn)
Erdnu� ist sicher, da� die Quetschung lag am pointy Ende (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Minnow] *shake head* (Robstar)
[Mr_Minnow] I nearly got smartie (Robstar)
fragg in dope scandal *unshocker* (^Shrink^)
* ^dragon attempts to find a doable date....*hmm* (Ricey)
Fragg loses it (Robstar)
PHILAPPA FORRESTER CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
Mr_Minnow heads out on a flange hunting expedition (Robstar)
�ROBSTAR IN OVER-ANALYSING CHANNEL MEMBERS CYNICALLY *UNSHOCKER* (fragg)
Minnow draws the Beef curtains - channel enlightenment to follow (Surfr)
well i went to the union last week and all the girls avoided me (Ricey)
yes we read your why am i here emails (Surfr)
..claims vagrant (Robstar)
FAILURE to pull is frowned upon (Surfr)
FAILURE to pull is frowned upon. Revision 1.2 extends to bell ringing also (Robstar)
you can ring my be-e-e-ell (ring my bell) (Ricey)
[Dyn] how hard is it? (^Shrink^)
* ^Stuii^ is away - sins - msgs will be saved (Robstar)
[Robstar:rph6@aber.ac.uk] sorry [-- *shocker* (Ricey)
[Fermit] i user plenty of ME myself [-- wankered? (Ricey)
Fermit in blatant perversion *unshocker* (Robstar)
Fermit in the �other� eyebrow *unshocker* (Ricey)
* Karri *polishes* her own (Robstar)
Karri in buffing up her own *shocker* (Ricey)
[Dyn] anyone for a sweet and sour pork? (Ricey)
�FREE FOOD AT DYNS (Dyn)
�FREE FOOD AT DYNS (Dyn)
FREE FOOD AT DYNs - bring your own chopper (Ricey)
FREE FOOD AT DYNs - bring your own chopsticks (Ricey)
GO TO DYNS FOR LUNCH (Robstar)
[Karri] im holding it in (Ricey)
* Karri wonders if her thighs are included (Ricey)
�[Lambie] turn me on (fragg)
TRUTH TELLING HOUR (Robstar)
�[Ricey] karri you dont smear your *** over as many keyboards as i have without (Lambie)
[Ricey] I didnt get the length on a regular basis (Digby)
[Ricey] i think i did [- Local drunkard tries to recall humping freddie (Robstar)
[Ricey] stuii your damn straight (Ricey)
|aka| in asking for draw *shocker* (Robstar)
WIBREN MAKES A COMMENT ON THE CHANNEL *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
Im A Poor Irish Wannabee Sod (Mr_Scod)
Romany....The Wannabee Scots Lass (Mr_Scod)
SUNDAY...ME 21...ME PISHED...ME WATCH SCOTLAND GET HUMPED (Mr_Scod)
Booyakasha in the Irc Crew big stylin it in the ABER Massive. 1 Time (Ferret)
Booyakasha in the Irc Crew big stylin it in the ABER Massive. 1 Time - say BO (eltawater)
I is here big stylin it in Aber town - Say Bo gangsta (eltawater)
When I live the life I please then I will be a free man (^Woodsta^)
�The Ali G Bigup Massive (Lambie)
�JENNIFER ANISTON FOUND DEAD IN RAMPANT COCAINE AND SEX OVERDOSE SCANDAL *SHOCKE (Lambie)
�JENNIFER ANISTON FOUND DEAD IN RAMPANT COCAINE AND SEX OVERDOSE SCANDAL SHOCKER (Lambie)
* ^Woodsta^ has never had such a large portion (Ricey)
* ^Woodsta^ s dad has a 28 foot somethingorother (^Funcan^)
* ^Woodsta^ s dad has a 28 foot somethingorother (^Funcan^)
[Surfr] feek I shall take you (Stuii)
the pump dont work cos the vandle took the handle (Surfr)
Mind me platypus duck, Bill (^Woodsta^)
CLUNES DEAD (^Stuii^)
LUKEY@S BOAT GREEN (|aka|)
s/@/ (|aka|)
* Lorry pokes Lambie hard. (eltawater)
What Happened To England Then? (Mr_Scod)
Buffy Pr0n ? (Digby)
Wax on .... Wax off (Digby)
fragg in cymbal shagging *shocker* (Mr_Scod)
What Happened To England Then? (Mr_Scod)
Catalyst in taking pictures of Photons creamy pants *shocker* (Ricey)
http://users.aber.ac.uk/jdb6/sarahbd/P0000296.JPG (Ricey)
|aka|s pissed (Robstar)
|aka|s pissed (Robstar)
BBC2 - ice dance spectacular! (Gremmie)
Surfr watches snuff (Robstar)
Surfr continuing to watch snuff (Robstar)
Sun in appalling java toolset *unshocker* (Robstar)
�Sun in Its a brill idea .. pitty our implementation is shit.� *unshocker* (Catalyst)
Are Korn corporate sellouts? We ask popular sportswear manufacturer (Robstar)
Is Marilyn Manson a wanker? We ask 10000 people at the Big Day Out (Robstar)
Aka and Woodsta leave with related signoffs bondage orgy *shocker* (Robstar)
Lambie In STD *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
�The tablets have cleared it up nicely, thank you scod (Lambie)
Dragon In Leaving Toilet Seat Up *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Simon Janda killed in accident *trueshocker* (^Stuii^)
�[^Stuii^:#aber] I used to fancy He Man (Lambie)
[peanut`] there were 7 poeple round me when they knocked me up (Robstar)
Were celebrating Dyns new bathroom accessory tonight (Robstar)
Udder Tugging - pro league (Eucriel)
its not working (Ricey)
meow, peanut and Urchin all leave at the same time in ping timeout bondage orgy (Robstar)
[Lambie] then going to dyns part (Ricey)
[Surfr] Lamb can u ask mat to keep that Hard (Robstar)
cease your cybersex at once (Ricey)
m0ng in smack my bitch up *eudora attachment shocker* (Ricey)
Lambie in William Hill during the lunch hour shannagans (Robstar)
Woods and Karri never on channel simultaneously - suspicious?? *shocker* (Ricey)
quality is up 20%, stockholders celebrate (Robstar)
HOURS OF FUN (^Stuii^)
fat knacker (Ricey)
[Urchin] Rob - Im just pissed off that i met a nice young lady who I got on (Ricey)
[dof] surfr ? me lame (Ricey)
[Urchin] Rob - Im just pissed off that i met a nice young lady who I got on (Ricey)
[^dragon] ;opppp well i didnt *know* it was gonna be that quick! (Robstar)
rampant orgies ahoy (Sange)
�[widget] Im not that good (Ricey)
�[gnomie] grrr well im talking crap (Ricey)
�[widget] Im not that good (^gangrel)
�not really (^gangrel)
�[widget] Im not that good (^gangrel)
�Widg - Damn straight :) (^gangrel)
��*^gangrel*� widget you being clean right now? (Ricey)
Please put *!*saarlax@pants.innit.co.uk in your auto-ops (StuiiAway)
GROUP-HUG (fragg)
[Mr_Scod] I HAVE JUST RECEIVED A FRENCH LETTER (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] fragg have you mounted the correct recepticle now? (Mr_Scod)
�surfr in blatent topic baiting filth *unshocker* (Lambie)
�ozgirl becomes affairgilr *shocker* (Dyn)
�ozgirl becomes affairgirl *shocker* (Dyn)
[Dyn] STUIII DID WANT YOUR SHIT ANYWAY (^Stuii^)
Simon Janda dies in fatal fall outside Swansea nightclub *trueshocker* (^Stuii^)
[ozgirl] a nice thick warm one (Photon)
[ozgirl] oh well, if its not there, its not there (EltaAFK)
[Lambie] *rapid hand movements* (EltaAFK)
�ozgirl gets her fingers tangled again (Lambie)
peanut in persistant plugging of buttplug website *shocker* (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] untill i pulled it out (^Stuii^)
PENELOPE KEITH DEAD (^Stuii^)
PENELOPE KEITH DEAD� (^Stuii^)
CATALYST, YOU HAVE ENTERED THE CHANNEL (ROBS)
Peanut In Stuart Sneezing Pinging *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
FRED DIBNAH DEAD (^Stuii^)
Rob starts a whos leaving confusion *tomfoolery* (Robstar)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC CONTAINED UNACCEPTABLE ERRORS (^Stuii^)
the irresistable force meets the immovable object (Ricey)
the irresistable force meets the immovable object (^Stuii^)
When Things Catch Fire and Burn Down, with Greg Evigan (Digby)
[gnomie] ive got spare floppy parts (^Stuii^)
http://www.evigan.com (Digby)
Doing it goddy style (Digby)
[gnomie] i want mad passionate rampant animalistic sex (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod in cruddy knickers *unshocker* (gnomie)
Gremmie In Creaming All Over Sheets *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Gremmie In Creaming All Over Sheets *Unshocker* (Mr_Scod)
[Ricey] STUII NO NEED TO WITHDRAW (^Stuii^)
LINDYLU MAKES DIGBY HAPPY *SHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
welcome to #england (Ricey)
�CHARLIE KRAY DEAD (Lambie)
THATCHER IN MOURNING (^Woodsta^)
THATCHER IN ROOFING ACCIDENT (Ricey)
THATCHER IN ROD HULL CLONING MISADVENTURE (^Woodsta^)
THATCHER CLAIMS BATH MAT POISONOUS (Stuii)
INCOMPETANT THATCHER DISLODGES BRICK (^Woodsta^)
Incompitant Ferret Fails [again] (Ferbot)
Widget In Sordid Dairylea Fun Fest [Shocker] (Ferret)
exaberite comes back and blithers about aber *unshocker* (Robstar)
Stuiihttp://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2008117400329 (^Stuii^)
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2008117400329.gif (^Stuii^)
HILDA OGDEN DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] STUART, THE THRUST WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO TAKE (Eltawater)
IRC DEAD! (Mr_Scod)
Richard And Judy In Massive Talk Show Crushing Deaths *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Peanut In Naughty Sex Secrets *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
I FUCKING HOPE NOT, I HAVE TICKETS FOR DECEMBER (Surfr)
NERYS HUGHES DEAD (^Stuii^)
to STUII DEAD IN FAKE OBITUARY ACCIDENT (***)
MATTHEW KELLY DEAD (Mr_Scod)
GYPSY DEAD! (Mr_Scod)
GURU JOSH DEAD (^Stuii^)
Peanut and the remarkable adventures of her itchy finger (Robstar)
YOU ARE ALL ORDERED TO OBTAIN curry.mp3 AND PLAY IT REPEATEDLY (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] PHOTON I AM SUFFERING FROM EXCESSIVE BOWEL SYNDROME (Robstar)
* Dyn observes Photons rear (Shrink)
ANWAR SADAT DEAD (^Stuii^)
* Dyn GOES TO FUCK THE SHUTTING DOOR AGAIN (Robstar)
Suivez-moi a la planete des ciels liquides (^Stuii^)
Suivez-moi a la planete des ciels liquides (^Stuii^)
THEY FAIL (Dyn)
some vagrant in I AM PHOTON claim *shocker* (|aka|)
flush your buffers (Ricey)
[Sange] feeklet me have it please... I LOVE IT! (gnomie)
TONY SLATTERY DEAD (^Stuii^)
MEN ARE ALL BASTARDS (^Stuii^)
�Stuii is a bastard (Dyn)
ALL MEN APART FROM STUII AND DYN ARE PROBABLY BASTARDS (^Stuii^)
We hate Enterprise Java Beans (Dyn)
We hate Enterprise JavaBeans (Ricey)
dont get me started (Ricey)
Ricey in Monty Python reference *shocker* (Photon_)
Its the Ricey, Rob and Photon show (Robstar)
�CEASE HAVING CYBERSEX AT ONCE (Robstar)
Rosemary Law and Frank Bott in retiring together *shocker* (Dyn)
Rosemary Law off to London to earn a fortune (Ricey)
Dyn has a piece of information *shocker* (Robstar)
�[Ricey] no i think he pumps up outside now� (Catalyst)
SANDI TOKSVIG DEAD (Robstar)
ALAS, SHE MERELY SLEEPS AFTER ODING ON NIGHTOL (Digby)
COMFORTABLY (Robstar)
IN A PAST LIFE, SHE WAS A MAN (Digby)
MIKE MCSHANE CAUSES BOURNEMOUTH TO SINK *shocker* (Robstar)
populace rejoices (Robstar)
OLD PEOPLE CAUSE BOURNEMOTH TO STINK (Digby)
CAROL VORDERMAN CAUSES BOURNEMOUTH TO THINK (Photon_)
..claims vocally challenged vagrany (Robstar)
JOHNNY BALL CAUSES BOURNEMOUTH TO THINK AGAIN (Digby)
..claims vocally challenged vagrant (Robstar)
VORDERMAN AND MCSHANE SHAG - BOURNEMOUTH CONFUSED (^Woodsta^)
VORDERMAN DEAD (Robstar)
PHIL COLLINS CAUSES BOURNEMOUTH TO THINK TWICE (Photon_)
LOUIS XVI DEAD (Digby)
JOHNNY BALL CAUSES BOURNMOUTH TO THINK OF A NUMBER (Dyn)
GAZ TOP DEAD (Digby)
GAZ TOP KILLED BY MYSTERY BARBER (Robstar)
TOMMY COOPER CAUSES BOURNEMOUTH TO THINK OF A NUMBER, ANY NUMBER (Photon_)
DIGBY IN WELL-PAID JOB INTERVIEW TOMORROW *SHOCKER* (Digby)
DIGBY APPLIES FOR LOO CLEANER AT LOCAL GREASY SPOON (Robstar)
ALAN TITCHMARSH IN MIDNIGHT CABLE TV GARDENERS WORLD FIASCO *SHOCKER* (Digby`)
SURFR IN RAMPANT DRUMSTICK INSERTION *SHOCKER* (Digby`)
SURFR AND DYN IN DISAGREEMENT MASSACRE (^Woodsta^)
�WE ARE BORG. FAILURE IS INEVITABLE. (Lambie)
[augen] I was just checking Ozgirl (Ricey)
* Respir8R aims and A jet of water oozes out. (Robstar)
machen sie sich bitte frei (Ricey)
�aye (Lambie)
http://sneebish.com/england/drunk6.html (Surfr)
Who was it who came up with the word innit (Robstar)
CATALYST DISCUSSING DICK PORT WITH ROBSTAR SLANDER (Woodstar)
�*PhotonII*� * How much are they then? And how many can I get ? (Catalyst)
Its the |aka| and Photon show (Robs)
�Robs in elongated spandex relief *shocker*� (REEL11)
[gnomie] oooh MOIST (Woodstar)
* Woodstar wants a lapdance (gnomie)
Photon in FOOT GREASING fetish revelation (Woodstar)
Its easy, mmmkay (Woodstar)
YA KID K DEAD (^Stuii^)
�FRAGG IN PENIS ENLARGMENT *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
fragg in *secret Beatles fan* *shocker* (^dragon)
�dragon against channel in controversial topic-setting (fragg)
We Shall Not Bow Down To Dragon The Oppressive (Mr_Scod)
�Dragon In Controversial Beatle Bashing Shinanigins *Shocker* (Lambie)
�Let Us Kill The Dragon As She Is Very Very Mean (Mr_Scod)
�For We All Love Willow...Let Us Perv Over Her (Mr_Scod)
Peanuts in Chattering Over Fermits Bollocks *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Peanuts In Furby Sex *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Peanut In Furby Sex *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
peanut In Furby Sex *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Dragon In Pikachu Rucksack Sex *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
ALBRECHT DRER DEAD (^Stuii^)
this is actually #def_leppard (peanut)
ASCII maps of The Bay on alt.aber (^Stuii^)
�[ozgirl] ah, never had her :) (Lambie)
CAMRS as opposed to CAMRA (Campaign for Real Software) (Robstar)
�Digby blows a seal *shocker* (Dyn)
boredom (Ricey)
FAYE TOZER DEAD (^Stuii^)
* ^dragon had it in her 3rd year... (Ricey)
�I DEMAND THAT S CLUB 7 FEMALES COME HERE!!!LEGS AKIMBO!!! (Mr_Scod)
Marketdroids exhibit learning behavious *shocker* (Wyrmy)
�[Owf] ooh look....another aber linux box b0rked *unshocker* (Dyn)
�IRCnet strike tommorow ... get your fix in now !� (Catalyst)
�IRCnet strike tommorow ... er, whatever (^Stuii^)
�[Lambie] its bloody hard (fragg)
BILLY RAY SIRUS DEAD (^Stuii^)
^STUII^ DEAD (well, lagged) (Shrink)
RENAULT CLIO SPORT DEAD (Digby`)
MARY, MUNGO AND MIDGE DEAD (^Stuii^)
ALL DEAD, DAVE (Digby`)
420 deaths reported on #aber in the past 3 years (^Stuii^)
CORPSES, DUSTY SKELETONS, AND MOULDY CADAVERS DEAD (Digby`)
SIGMUNF FREUD DEAD (Digby`)
D (Digby`)
LAMBIES PANTS ALIVE (^Stuii^)
�DAVID MELLOR IN THEY HAVE �FAILED� *SCHOCKER* (Lambie)
SURFR IN FLOPPY RECTUM CONUNDRUM (^Woodsta^)
JANE ASHER KILLED IN FREAK DANISH PASTRY ACCIDENT (^Stuii^)
*PILSBURY DOUGH-BOY IN OVEN FRAZZLEMENT HORROR* (^dragon)
STUII KILLED IN KILLING ACCIDENT (Fermy)
[widget] I have to pack all my stiff (Robstar)
�[^gangrel] ill see everyone down the bottom then (^gangrel)
The previous topic lacked content (Robstar)
TEA SUCKETH (Surfr)
TEA SUCKETH BIGTIME BIGUP MASIVE (Surfr)
Surfr buys small bras too (Robstar)
http://sneebish.com/england/drunk6.html (Surfr)
ONE TIME TWO TIMES dududududududududududuududhhh (Ricey)
[widget] Im a bit of a bugger (Ricey)
the narcotic Suite (Surfr)
[^gangrel] *whomp* [widget] *whomp* [Ricey] *whomp* [Saarlax] *whomp* (Ricey)
http://users.aber.ac.uk/jdb6/sarahbd/P0000267.JPG (Ricey)
[Ten] you sound just like augen (Surfr_)
Its not unusual to go out at any time (^Woodsta^)
�Scod Doesnt Know What USENET Is *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
I Am Damned Ignorant (Mr_Scod)
I dont know... I think perhaps its goat. (Photon_)
TOM HANKS DEAD (^Stuii^)
TOM HANKS IN CRANKY WANKY SPANKY YANKING YOUR PLANKY PRANK PINK PUNK PLONKER STO (Ricey)
TOM HANKS IN CRANKY WANKY SPANKY YANKING YOUR PLANKY PLONKER STONKER SHOCKER (Ricey)
Please note that it is not yet summer (peanut)
I Have Made My First Alt.Aber Contribution (Mr_Scod)
[Dyn] here comes the big squit... (Ricey)
Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about whos got the small (^Stuii^)
Dionysusdivine exuse to get pissed (Wyrmy)
MR_SCOD ADMITS TO SUMMER CAMPNESS (^Stuii^)
deviants (Ricey)
�I AM FROM THE ISLE OF MAN (Lambie)
[Photon] GremmieId lvoe to show you my cornish inter-relation pr0n *shocker* (|aka|)
[Photon] GremmieId love to shot you my corn (Ricey)
Ricey in Cock torture/Fisting web search *unshocker* (Photon)
Dan in correctness *shocker* (Gremmie)
Dan in INCORRECTNESS *unshocker* (Shelbycat)
ADAM WOODYATT DEAD (^Stuii^)
Man gets 16 years for stealing chocolate bar in Texas *shocker* (^Stuii^)
�lambie in shit at computer games *unshocker* (fragg)
Elian - who gives a shit? (^Stuii^)
[fragg] have you performed the task yet? (BlGF00T)
Fuzz Guppy (Digby)
Alice, Whats the matter? (Digby)
�INNIT (Mr_Scod)
�I IS READY (Mr_Scod)
�WE IS READY FOR DA MAXIMUM BIGUPS FUHREAL (Lambie)
LIBRARY PICTURES (^Stuii^)
Mr_Scod admits to liking a bit of both *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Can I nick it? (Digby)
Elian - who gives a shit? (^Stuii^)
�Woodsta 1 Burt 1 - Extra Time Now Being Played (Lambie)
Steps to open new Netto Supermarket in Watford today 2pm FREE BALOONS (^Stuii^)
DOMINIQUE DEVEREAU DEAD (^Stuii^)
SURFR AND STUII DEAD HENCE EXTENDED SILENCE (Fermit)
�BERNIE GRANT DEAD (Lambie)
* |aka| makes a note to get some balls when he goes downtown (^Stuii^)
THERES BEEN ANOTHER MURDER, MRS. BEALE (^Stuii^)
Lambie Manilow!!! (Mr_Scod)
�its �DEAD�, I tell you (fragg)
3 MCs and 1 DJ, we be geting down with no delay (Surfr)
FOGGY IS THE ONLY TRUE POET (Ricey)
�But hes SHIT and he knweit� (Catalyst)
�BUT HES SHIT AND HE RHYMES IT (Ricey)
�BUT HES LUCK HE DOES NOT LOOSE PACKETS� (Catalyst)
YOU DONT CARE ABOUT ... USSSSS. (Catalyst)
loose yourself in music (Surfr)
�WITHOUT YOU ... IM NOTHING� (Catalyst)
TROUBLED TIMES YOU KNOW I CANNOT LIE (Woodstar)
[Ricey] if only she oulwd (Surfr)
obviously youre just talking (Ricey)
�* Surfr is sad... very sad� (Catalyst)
�* gnomie tried shagging water and it didnt work� (Catalyst)
Fuckit all, right in the EAR (Woodstar)
news.bbc in reporting another boring story about dot.com rich people *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
hello tamara (Ricey)
[Fermit] Good heavens, I have not come [-- insatiable (Ricey)
you and me baby aint nothin but mammals (Ricey)
[Tamara__] does anyone want to have a serious conversation? (Ricey)
LINDYLU IN FRIEND REVELATION (^Woodsta^)
Lambie In Sex For Country *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Lege In Big Boobs *UnShocker* (Mr_Scod)
ITS A PERM! (Mr_Scod)
[Fermy] can I take tigger? [-- shrink may object (Ricey)
[Lambie] i vaguely remember willow nibbling me but thats about it (funcan)
�*|aka|!~mgg5@osfb.aber.ac.uk* IM BEGGING FOR IT (Lambie)
�*fragg!~jrw6@osfa.aber.ac.uk* but you can give me it now if youd like.. (Lambie)
CASUALTY THEME remix lameness on Radio1 *shocker* (|aka|)
Stuii breaks Saarlaxs record uptime *shocker* (^Stuii^)
http://www.tv/ (^Stuii^)
NICK KERSHAW DEAD (^Stuii^)
MC HAMMER DEAD (^Stuii^)
you and me baybe aint nothin but mammals (Ricey)
Jeramy Paxman whips Abers arses again (Surfr)
its the stewart v king show (Ricey)
its the stewart v king show - 340 -160 (Surfr)
�[Fermy] I could never be that big (Lambie)
to [Linux User Groups UK /server penguin.xnet.org] http://matt.strugglers.net/sshot.jpg http://www.lbw2000.eu.org (***)
�does having anal sex make you queer?� (Wookie)
�We will not tolerate your filth here� (Wookie)
http://www.angryflower.com/compet.gif (six809)
http://www.ircnews.com/011202eris.jpg (^Stuii^)
UP THATCHER (^Stuii^)
Wibble Phlubble To The Parliament (Mr_Scod)
Shes A Tart, Shes A Tart Shhhhhhhhheeeeessss AA TTTTTaaaaarrtttt (Mr_Scod)
The Mystical Dissapearance Of The Prawn Cocktail Crisps (Mr_Scod)
MICHAEL WINNER DEAD (^Stuii^)
KARL MARX DEAD (|aka|)
�[Surfr] THATS ONLY ABOUT 9MM THICK (Lambie)
[fragg] I want MEAT you hear me? (Dafoot)
McDonalds = Lam And Scod *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
McDonalds Anagram of Lam And Scod *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[Lorry] Scod... Make Sixxie do what I want! (funcan)
ph33r u5 3 i11 0p j00! (^Woodsta^)
[Lambie] it sounds like an oboe or something (^Woodsta^)
[peanut`] play with my universal plug (Lynne)
[Surfr] I have done it many times before (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] I had it long before (funcan)
Welcome to the Who Had Excessive Hardware Syndrome First competition (^Stuii^)
�LARRY LINVILLE DEAD (Lambie)
IRCS CRUELLEST STUNTS (Woodstar)
[Ricey] bliemy i splet a wod rtight (Woodstar)
Saarlax and www2.aber.org.uk down for the day *shocker* (^Stuii^)
FRAGG IN SWEDISH PORN *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
MR. C. FROM THE SHAMEN DEAD (^Stuii^)
JUDITH CHALMERS DEAD (^Stuii^)
�[peanut] ive had both, makes me go berserk. i love it. (Lambie)
you and me baby aint nothin but mammals (Ricey)
you and me baby aint nothin but manuals (fermit_)
see my name is grandma funk yall (Ricey)
[markyboy] Some ppl obviously are premature (Ricey)
MO MOWLEM FACELIFT SCANDAL (^Woodsta^)
LAMBIE IN DYN SYNDROME FAILINGS (^Woodsta^)
A curse on all marketdroids! (Wyrmy)
A curse on all marketdroids and sales morons! (^Stuii^)
DAVID JASON DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Photon] |aka| took me unawares, I can tell you... (Mr_Scod)
[Photon] wouldnt have it any other way :P (^Stuii^)
* Surfr notes a small golden vag gos so much further than a fag (^Stuii^)
less of that (Surfr)
more of the other (Photon)
[Gremmie] *phew* are you taking Mr. Rice? (Ricey)
ADVANTAGE (^Stuii^)
* fragg goes back to stroking his Leg (Photon)
[Fermit] he needs some head (Shrink)
[Fermit] he neds a dual head (Ricey)
If you arnt having pizza your not welcome (Fermit)
If you arent having pizza your not welcome (Fermit)
* feek is now 1 and a half hours old (funcan)
IM TOO SEXY FOR THIS SONG (gnomie)
IM TOO SEXY FOR THIS THONG (Digby)
[Surfr] �PORK ... POULTRY (Digby)
[Catalyst] Lambie - you can do a quick blank ? (fragg)
[Lambie] give me one then (|aka|)
[gnomie] i am sure that i have given you tons over the months/years (|aka|)
* gnomie knew that was coming (|aka|)
�* gnomie knew that was coming (Lambie)
|aka| IN BLATAN TOPIC BAITING PHILANDERING (^Woodsta^)
|aka| IN BLATANT TOPIC BAITING PHILANDERING (^Woodsta^)
Lambie (I WANT MANUAL STIMULATION) (|aka|)
* ^Woodsta^ attempts to get some feeling back into his fingers (|aka|)
[^Woodsta^] aka oh im easy (|aka|)
[Lambie] i have only ever had one piercing and that was unintentional (|aka|)
[gnomie] that was fast (^Woodsta^)
PAMELA ST. CLEMENT DEAD (^Stuii^)
DENNIS NORDEN DEAD (^Stuii^)
�STUII ADMITS SHAGGING A DILS STUDENT (Lambie)
Frag in unable to take any more anal sex incident *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Local dundee Punk Band Albums For Sale (MR_SCOD)
Local Dundee Punk Band Albums For Sale Only �3 + Post And Packaging (MR_SCOD)
JUDE LAW DEAD (^Stuii^)
Local Dundee Punk Band Albums For Sale Only �3 + Post And Packaging (MR_SCOD)
DAVID BADDIEL DEAD (^Stuii^)
TRISHA DEAD (MR_SCOD)
BUY MY CDS! (MR_SCOD)
Lambie In Manually Stimulating AKA *UnShocker* (MR_SCOD)
The Inbox Fights Back (^Stuii^)
Local Dundee Punk Band CDs For Sale...Only �3 (MR_SCOD)
Mr.Scod In Capitalized Topic Monopoly *Shocker* (^Stuii^)
[^dragon] well, it had a *hole* in it!! (^Stuii^)
[|aka|] i �have� all the 16 yr olds i could want for ;) (Photon)
[Gremmie] GAZ IS GOING TO FUCK PHOTON! [^gaz^] yes perhaps ill do that (Photon)
JOAN COLLINS DEAD (^Stuii^)
�MY PUNJABI MASALA HAS BEEN DEVOURED! (Mr_Scod)
o/~ I know Im rushin o/~ (^Stuii^)
Channel limited in place for Easter holidays only (^Stuii^)
�Channel limiter in place for Easter holidays only� (^Stuii^)
FAYE FROM STEPS TO QUIT ... ER ... STEPS (^Stuii^)
* Ferret prefers rats (funcan)
[Surfr] luckally I have a easy to clean kitchen floor (^Woodsta^)
I SSTAFF IN PORN SHOCKER (Fermit)
LIZ IN PORN SHOCKER (Fermit)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC DOES NOT MATTER (Fermit)
�*MOSH* (Mr_Scod)
�*MOSH* FOR PUNK! (Mr_Scod)
�WE ALL �DEMAND� THAT GNOMIE STRIPS FOR US! (Mr_Scod)
this in bed thing is way too much fun (Dafoot)
[gnomie] this in bed thing is way too much fun (Dafoot)
[^Woodsta^] Beware of Bigfoot in bed (Dafoot)
[Photon] and for fraggs benefit (Dafoot)
* Woodstar gets the urge for rubber (^Stuii)
Acorn/school computers Reminicihour (^Stuii)
[Photon] fraggif I can get one for you, whats the most you want to pay? (Woodstar)
* ^Woodsta^ awaits robocop in bed (BlGF00T)
Dick, Im VERY disappointed in you. (^Woodsta^)
[Mr_Scod:Scots_vest@technetium.dialup.pol.co.uk] *SWALLOW* (fragg)
Madam, You Have Suffered An emotional Shock (Mr_Scod)
Madam, You Have Suffered An Emotional Shock (Mr_Scod)
ROBOCOP, YOU HAVE �FAILED� TO SAVE THE NERD IN THE EXPLOSION (Mr_Scod)
[gnomie] I swear, all Ive done today is suck on one thing or another (BlGF00T)
[gnomie] I swear, all Ive done today is suck on one thing or another (^Stuii^`)
[gnomie] no icecream was involved in the making of this suckage (BlGF00T)
Intercourse the penguin (Digby)
No penguin related topics are permitted (^Stuii)
What was the last topic then? (Fermit)
FALLEN CARRINGTON-COLBY ALIVE (^Stuii^`)
AMANDA CARRINGTON KIDNAPPED (^Stuii^`)
AMANDA CARRINGTON KIDNAPPED IN A TOPIC CHANGING FRENZY (fermit_)
Blake in Its my daughter that interests me incest filth *shocker* (^Stuii^`)
RADIO1 IN *DEAD* SHOCKER (|aka|)
RICHARD BRANSON DEAD! (Mr_Scod)
ALCOHOL BANNED IN SCOTLAND (|aka|)
MR_SCOD MOVES TO THE USA (Mr_Scod)
USA BAN MR_SCOD (|aka|)
MR_SCOD MURDERS AKA (Mr_Scod)
AKA DEAD (|aka|)
FRAGG IN LOSING DOORKEYS *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
FRAGG IN SNORING *UNSHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
Why Marge, I believe you are supposed to scratch your ass with it (Stuii)
�FRAGG IN TIGHT UNDERWEAR SUPERDRESS (Mr_Scod)
* dof wants it... :) (Mr_Scod)
Marathon won by forrinner again *unshocker* (^Stuii^`)
[eltawater] with one chinese lucky cat, one fluffy thing, and one moose in bed (Foot)
[^Stuii^`] ITS YOUR TURN TO COME HERE (Dafoot)
[^Stuii^`] ITS YOUR TURN TO COME (Woodstar)
*** NeedAss (barbrook@host213-1-77-147.btinternet.com) has joined #aber (^Stuii^`)
frag gas drinking problem (Dafoot)
frag has drinking problem (Dafoot)
[frag_] TRY AGAIN, AND THIS TIME HARDER (in bed) (Dafoot)
Im afraid Ive made u bleed a little (Dafoot)
[Owf] you must be pretty desperate for a fag (^Woodsta^)
* |aka| strokes Woodsta (Dafoot)
WAR. (HURR). WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? (Ricey)
ABSOLUTELY NUTHIN (|aka|)
SAY IT AGAIN (|aka|)
GOOD GAWD YALL (|aka|)
[gnomie] grrr my ass hurts (^Woodsta^)
[gnomie] all ive done today is suck on it (Dafoot)
[gnomie] all ive done today is suck on it (Ricey)
[gnomie] i need painkillers for my ass (^Woodsta^)
[gnomie] i need painkillers for my ass (Dafoot)
[gnomie] now im all wet (Dafoot)
sucking it out of a bottle is so much more (Dafoot)
[gnomie] sucking it is so much more fun! (Owf)
[gnomie] youve got way too much on your hands (Dafoot)
handhheld with no input/output for 99 pounds (ashley_)
[fragg] well Im (ashley_)
[fragg] well, Im off to bugger the doctor (ashley_)
[peanut] nothing to squeeze out (^Stuii^`)
[gnomie] well ive already got neck/back problems from the last time sex happene (Mr_Scod)
PAH. (gnomie)
I DAMN WELL CAN CHANGE THE WORDS (Mr_Scod)
�War of the worlds has commenced (Surfr)
VICTORIA WOOD DEAD (^Stuii^`)
VICTORIA WOULDNT (Ricey)
Baby, Baby, Lemon (Digby)
[Dyn] I hope its nothing to do with having them wet for most of yesterday. (^Stuii^`)
*** Mr_Scod is now known as MRS_SCOD (^Stuii^`)
#aber takes part in University Challenge (Dyn)
Madder than Gareth Mad from Madcastle (Digby)
Sex For Chocolate Doughnuts (Mr_Scod)
Awwwww No Shag Fest (Mr_Scod)
Dragon Loses The Plot Yet Again (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod has changed the topic on channel #aber yet again (Shrink)
Dragon Loses The Plot Yet Again In Bed Alleged By DaFoot (Mr_Scod)
alrite im checkin yall out this evenin ... my name is grandma funk (Ricey)
�JO SHES GOT THE �FLOW (Ricey)
hello party people this is captain Q speaking (Ricey)
^SILENCE^ (^Stuii^`)
http://chicks-dig-unix.cx (Surfr)
2 MILLION LINEShttp://www2.aber.org.uk/~stuii/botlogs/aber/statistics.html (^Stuii^`)
Dyn demands downtime *shocker* (^Stuii^`)
Dyn demands downtime *alliterationshocker* (^Stuii^`)
GET FUNKY (^Stuii^`)
JOHN STAPLETON DEAD (^Stuii^`)
BLOKE FROM VENGABOYS IS UNWELL (Ricey)
[^dragon] my pikachu is *packed* (Photon)
[Mr_Scod] YOU GET A CREAMING? (^Stuii^`)
DRAGON IN BULLYING ME *UNSHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
[Dyn] infact Ive needed it for the last 3 weeks (^Stuii^`)
SOMEONE DO MY COMPUTER PROGRAM FOR ME (Mr_Scod)
EVIL EDNA DEAD (^Stuii^`)
* Fermit strokes his 2.3 wide one (Shrink)
* Fermit strokes his 2.3 ultra wide one (Shrink)
[gnomie] and i have a big huge purple bruise on my ass (`^Stuii^)
RICKY DEAD (`^Stuii^)
HEY RICKY? HEY RICKY? HES DEAD, JIM! (Photon)
HEY RICKY? HEY RICKY? HES DEAD, JIM! IT HAPPENED ON THE STARBOARD BOW (Fermit)
BUTCHER DEAD (`^Stuii^)
FRAG AND DRAGON IN IN THE SAME ROOM *SEEDY SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
Are you indeed (fermit_)
Topless ��BUT�� Tastefull (fermit_)
boring (Ricey)
�Ricey and Gnomie in cute butt *shocker*� (Catalyst)
THE WORD IS BUM (Ricey)
http://www.organart.demon.co.uk/neworgan.htm (sixxie)
IRCNEWS DEAD (^Stuii^`)
DYN FAT BECAUSE OF FRANK SPERM *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
I cant dance... I cant sing... I cant type... the only thing about me is this (Dyn)
Channel limiter making your life impossible? www.aber.org.uk (^Stuii^`)
LAMBIE AND MOOKY LEAVE AT THE SAME TIME *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^`)
*** You were kicked by Mr_Scod (PLEASE INSERT IT) (^Stuii^`)
[Surfr] LAMBIE PLEASE KEEP ME INFORMED ABOUT POKING HER LATER (Mr_Scod)
to Tony Hart dead [view convo] (***)
[gnomie] *slurp* was that fun? (FootRot)
[Catalyst] Lambs - no hurry, I cant get em off until next week now (^Stuii^`)
Demon In Being Bollocks *UnShocker* (Mr_Scod)
�NOR FOR WORLD LEADER (Lambie)
DEATH TO PIKACHUS (Mr_Scod)
LIBYA LAUNCHES NUCLEAR MISSILE AT ZIMBABWE *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
CARTER DEAD (Shrink)
[fragg] The pokthemall thing (MR_SCOD)
DEATH IN E.R. *SHOCKER* (Shrink)
FRAGG IN BEING A RATHER NASTY FELLOW *SHOCKER* (MR_SCOD)
[Catalyst] Or Bahhh. As in whitenfluffy and in Gareths bed. (gnomie)
Elian - still nobody gives a damn. Stop putting it in the headlines (^Stuii^)
�STUII IN MASSIVE SEX ORGY WITH BERGERAC!! (MR_SCOD)
EASTER SHOCKER (`^Stuii^)
[six809] just almost 10 (`^Stuii^)
[Surfr] right Im gonna try a different romp (`^Stuii^)
* Mr_Scod flops (gnomie)
Cruddy Knickers (Digby)
Mother Needed For 2 Weeks....Will Pay Well (Mr_Scod)
Elian - no really, nobody gives a shit (^Stuii^`)
BURNS POOR (^Stuii^`)
BING CROSBY DEAD (|aka|)
ALI G DEAD IN ANAL PROBE INCIDENT (Fermit)
�SELECT-AH (Mr_Scod)
AIE (`^Stuii^)
[`^Stuii^] unless it was for some sort of fetish (Mr_Scod)
o/~ Jigglypuff o/~ Jigglypuff o/~ Jigglypuff o/~ Jigglypuff o/~ (`^Stuii^)
Cardiff helicopter in house collision hell *shoocker* (`^Stuii^)
HELL COPTER DEAD - SHOCKER (Fermit)
Cardiff house in hell-copter incident *shocker* (`^Stuii^)
ABER RESIDENTS DEAD IN TOPIC CHANGERY SHOCKER (Fermit)
FERMIT DIES IN QUOTING SHOCKER WITHOUT ASTERISKS HELL (`^Stuii^)
MAVIS CRUIT DEAD (^Stuii^`)
STUART BENGY FORDY mmkay DEAD (fermit_)
ANY HOPE OF BULGARIA BEING A WOLRD POWER DEAD (|aka|)
ORINOCO DEVELOPS NUCLEAR CAPABILITIES (Photon_)
SHANIA TWAIN DEAD (|aka|)
SHANIA TWAIN DEAD IF ONLY (Ricey)
WOMAN DIES (^Stuii^`)
DEATH DEADLY (|aka|)
FERGIE STILL FAT (^Stuii^`)
PARAKEETS NOISY (|aka|)
RABBITS AT IT AGAIN CLAIMS BALDING VICAR (^Woodsta^)
SLOUGH IN SOUTH (^Stuii^`)
THE FLIPPY ROBOT WINS (Ricey)
FRANK BOUGH UNDEAD (^Stuii^`)
RICEY YES THATS OLD HAT (|aka|)
PHILLIPPA FORRESTER IN BAKING SCANDAL (^Woodsta^)
PHILLIPPA FORRESTER IN BAKING HOT WEATHER WITH JUST SANDALS ON (Ricey)
TOBACCO IN SERIOUSLY DAMAGES HEALTH *shocker* (|aka|)
GLORIA HUNNIFORD CAUSES HEART DISEASE (^Stuii^`)
FORRESTER IN CIGARETTES AND PINGPONG BALL MASSACRE (^Woodsta^)
CHRIS EVANS ANNOYING (|aka|)
CHRIS TARRANT OLD (^Stuii^`)
CHRIS EVERET SOMEONE (|aka|)
QUEEN MOTHER BORN (^Stuii^`)
CHRIS CHRISTOFFESSEN SOMEONE ELSE (Ricey)
NARROW ESCAPE FOR AINSLEY HARRIOT (^Woodsta^)
TONY BLAIR ALL TEETH (|aka|)
FRED DIBNAH BLIND (^Stuii^`)
ROY NOBLE IN SAY WHAT YOU SEE FLASHING INCIDENT *shocker* (|aka|)
JONNY BALL THICK (^Stuii^`)
JAMES DEAN MAMMARY CLONING (^Woodsta^)
HILDA OGDOAD-WILLIAMS DEAD (^Stuii^`)
EXPERT SAYS MICE SQUEAKY *shocker* (|aka|)
LARRY GRAYSON DESTROYS CENTRAL PORTSMOUTH (^Stuii^`)
ELEPHANT MAN JUST TOO BIG SAYS HOUSEWIFE (|aka|)
ESPECIALLY SIDEWAYS (Ricey)
FRED DIBNAH IN EXPLODING CHIMNEY AGONY (^Woodsta^)
FRUIT PASTILLES CHEWY CLAIMS PROFESSOR (^Stuii^`)
GOING PLACES in OXYMORON *shocker* (|aka|)
SILENCE DEMANDS POWERHUNGRY CHANNEL ADMIN (^Stuii^`)
CHANNEL ADMIN DREAMING (|aka|)
CHANNEL ADMIN DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS (Ricey)
KEN LIVINGSTONE STILL UGLY (^Stuii^`)
AKA IN OLD HAT FETISH *SHOCKER* (Ricey)
BARBITUATES GOOD FOR YOU SAYS BIG ISSUE SELLER (|aka|)
WHILE SITTING IN HIS ASTON-MARTIN (^Woodsta^)
MATTEL SUES DRUG DEALER (^Stuii^`)
RABBITS SOURCE OF ALL EVIL CLAIMS EXPERT (|aka|)
KINGSTON PROPEROUS CLAIMS ANWAR SADAT (^Stuii^`)
CHANNEL ADMIN IN SPELLING FAILURE *unshocker* (|aka|)
VOLTS RESPECTALBE PROCLAIMS PETER STRINGFELLOW (^Woodsta^)
BACCHUS FINE ESTABLISHMENT CLAIMS DRUNKEN BAE EMPLOYEE (|aka|)
AMUSING MOMENT ON TFI FRIDAY DISGRACE (^Woodsta^)
BACCHUS A GREAT PLACE TO QUEUE CLAIMS DRUNKEN BAE SPONGER (Ricey)
AMIGA STILL VIABLE COMPUTING OPTION CLAIMS AMIGA IDIOT (^Stuii^`)
[Catalyst] Ricey - next time, well take you (Ricey)
MELINDA MESSENGER IN DO MY TITS LOOK BIG IN THIS *shocker* (|aka|)
TEALCS SON WEIRD (^Stuii^`)
CHRISTINA AGLURLIURLIURLIRURLIA IN ROUGH TROUT SHENANEGANS (^Woodsta^)
MR_MINNOW SILENTLY QUITS AGAIN *UNSHOCKER* (win2k crash suspected) (Ricey)
BACKGROUND RADIATION SAFE CLAIMS SELLAFIELD MONSTROSITY^M^M^M^M^M^M^M^M^M^M^M (|aka|)
CATALYST IN HAVING MODEM UP AGONY (^Woodsta^)
AKA IN ESCAPE CODE HELL (^Stuii^`)
GEOFFREY BOYCOTT SEXY CALIMS VOSSNET EMPLOYEE (|aka|)
WORK DONE AT VOSSNET CLAIMS HERETIC (^Stuii^`)
TOM JONES IN PARENTAL CONTRACEPTION ADVICE (^Woodsta^)
ROY HATTERSLEY WET (^Stuii^`)
RANTZEN GREEDY (^Stuii^`)
J.R.HARTLEY IN ILL BE YOUR DOG KIA-ORA ADVERT FLASHBACKS. (^Woodsta^)
WERTHERS NOT ORIGINAL *SCANDAL* (|aka|)
STARBURST NOT MADE FROM ACTUAL STARS *scandal* (Ricey)
BARRY MANILLOW RHUBARB FETISH SHAME. (^Woodsta^)
WE DIDNT SAVE MUCH WHEN WE BOUGHT IN A GROUP.COM (^Stuii^`)
[Ricey] well youre taking it well i must say (Photon_)
SKY EMPLOYEES THINK *unshocker* (|aka|)
SKY EMPLOYEES THICK *unshocker* (|aka|)
[|aka|] i am going to go home for some cheese (Ricey)
�[Widgery] I thrashed the pants off |aka|� (Catalyst)
its explain every sentence twice night (Ricey)
[^Woodsta^] Im nothing if not varied (Ricey)
[Fermit] my pussy is hose trained [-- freudian slip? (Ricey)
Napster in Yes, Im slow as shit *unshocker* (Catalyst)
[^Woodsta^] I must have my bone (Ricey)
Stuii buys fridge *shocker* (^Stuii^`)
A TALE OF SWOLLEN SWORDS (^Woodsta^)
http://girlnextdoorcreations.homestead.com/ (|aka|)
LET THEM EAT WOODSTAS MUMS QUORN STIRFRY (`^Stuii^)
Eliannow that hes home, can we please have some proper news? (`^Stuii^)
ELIAN EXECUTED TO PISS OFF CASTRO (^Stuii^`)
[Fermit] I like it BACKWARDS (Photon_)
DONT RUN, WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS *ZAP* (Woodstar)
* Woodstar sits with mouth open attempting to catch (Ricey)
Its Chocolate Overdose Day, hurrah! (Woodstar)
Its Chocolate Overdose Day, hurrah! (Woodstar)
Happy St. Georges Day (Woodstar)
Do you have a hut or secret retreat? The Kilroy team would like to speak to yo (Robstar)
Do you have a hutt or secret retreat? The Kilroy team would like to speak to yo! (Robstar)
Widget In Playing Field *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Widget In Official Channel �Slapper� (Mr_Scod)
Widget In Official Channel �Scrubber (Mr_Scod)
[gnomie] its so HARD (^Woodsta^)
[gnomie] i knew that was coming (^Woodsta^)
[gnomie] if nobody had put it up there, i would have ;) (^Woodsta^)
�* `^Stuii^ DROPS EM (Dyn)
BBC in lame renaming of Easter to E@ster *unshocker* (`^Stuii^)
WINZIP MAN DEAD (^Stuii^`)
STUII DEAD! (Mr_Scod)
TIGGER DEAD (Fermy)
YOUR A LAZY *BEEP* (Fermy)
[funcan] gemmieYou want to come hold it for me? (`^Stuii^)
* funcan takes DeathKiss Lying on the desk. (|aka|)
[Catalyst] aka - you want it, do you ? (gnomie)
It will not be necessary to set the dead channel as the topic (`^Stuii^)
FACIST LEADER STUII KILLED IN ELASTIC UNDERWEAR PRANK! (Mr_Scod)
MURAGATHAS SUBRAMANIAN (`^Stuii^)
MURAGATHAS SUBRAMANIAN DEAD (`^Stuii^)
[Gremmie] responsible for the deflowering of many young men (|aka|)
[Woodstar] I havent done her yet (|aka|)
[`^Stuii^] I WOULD RATHER YOU STOOD BEHIND ME (|aka|)
UP THE ALLOTMENT....INNI9T (Mr_Scod)
UP THE ALLOTMENT....INNIT (Mr_Scod)
�FRAGG IN PHONESEX HORROR! (Mr_Scod)
Charly Says... (Digby)
[fragg] I feel a screwdriver adventure may be in order (Photon)
Now then Jess, dont give my secret away (Fermy)
[Sange] Fraggyeah but I wouldnt TOUCH it in a million years, so what is the p (^Stuii^`)
Digby said boobs *snigger* (^Stuii^`)
Lambie will be working like a vietnamese prostitute (ashley)
America in another shooting by kids *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
It will not be necessary to put the dead channel into the topic (`^Stuii^)
LEO BURNETT DEAD (`^Stuii^)
BIG BIRD PLUCKED! (Mr_Scod)
LEONARD PUSHKIN DEAD# (`^Stuii^)
http://www.fractalcow.com/bert Now This Is Scary (Mr_Scod)
SOMEONE HAS FLICKED THE BT SIX OCLOCK SWITCH (`^Stuii^)
[fragg] Ill have to PUT ONE IN THE OVEN (`^Stuii^)
back in my day.. (fragg)
OnDigital launch pr0n channel *shocker* (`^Stuii^)
[Lambie] and ive no idea how long its been under my bed (`^Stuii^)
BIRD RINGING (Digby)
WE LOVE YOU LORRY! (Mr_Scod)
BILL GATES DEAD (`^Stuii^)
STUART, WE LOVE YOU! (Mr_Scod^)
�[scally] I wont let you play with my ball goo (Lambie)
FERGIE FOUND (^Stuii^`)
LORD LUCAN FOUND (Owf)
RICEY FOUND (^Stuii^`)
RICEY FOUND IN NORTH (^Stuii^`)
�RICEY WAIT (Lambie)
BT launches ADSL in a really sucky, limiting way *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
GENERAL VON CLINKERHOFFEN (`^Stuii^)
DANDO FOUND (`^Stuii^)
IRC FUCKED *unshocker* (Saarlax)
ALED JONES DEAD (^Stuii^`)
King Herod orders execution of all Mac users in the land (^Stuii^`)
Photon in chicken bottom-dipping incident *shocker* (^Stuii^`)
HAGUE TALKS SENSE *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^`)
MY BOTTOM TALKS MORE SENSE THAN HAUGE (Mr_Scod)
NO WEIRD LANGUAGE PLEASE (Mr_Scod)
the freaks come out (fragg)
the freaks (known as fragg) come out (MR_SCOD)
How to speak bollocks, in five easy steps (Digby)
*fragg COMES AFTER TWO BLOWS FROM MR_SCOD (Digby)
TECHNOLOGY (`^Stuii^)
why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? (Wyrmy)
[Lambie] ill have one if theyre going (Ricey)
Idiots Authority (Digby)
[Gazzz] mould my arse (|aka|)
You All Smell Like Rabbits Wee (Mr_Scod)
Mobile phones scientifically linked to Small Willy Syndrome... (Wyrmy)
Fragg scientifically linked to Small Willy Syndrome... (Mr_Scod)
MR_SCOD LINKED TO GENITAL WARTS (fragg)
FRAGG LINKED TO SYPHILIS SCARE (Mr_Scod)
MR_SCOD IN EXCESSIVELY LOW E-METER READING (fragg)
FRAGG DISCOVERED TO BE CARRIER OF ABERYSTWYTH HERPES OUTBREAK (Mr_Scod)
http://www.goodevans.co.uk/ (Surfr)
�Im so glad to have you .. and its getting worse ...� (Catalyst)
�Photon is getting it where he can� *shocker* (Catalyst)
�Youre HOT .... like the sun ...� (Catalyst)
�Attack Of The Remote Contol Pixie Thieves (Mr_Scod)
Kat The Slapper (Mr_Scod)
�We Are All Slappers (Mr_Scod)
�We Are All Slappers Especially Fragg (Mr_Scod)
�We Have All Appeared To Have Died (Mr_Scod)
* Ricey works up a lather (Photon)
HUGE PARTY Tomorrow 7PM Angel INN (My Engagement/21st) (m0ng)
The previous topic was in the first person and therefore meaningless (`^Stuii^)
Please come to M0ngs 21st/Engagement party Sun30th 7pm Angel back bar (m0ng)
[`^Stuii^] no, but moving my stuff out of my pants shook the dust up (Mr_Scod)
Please come to M0ngs 21st/Engagement party Sun30th 7pm Angel back bar (m0ng)
The previous topic was screened earlier (`^Stuii^)
�FAILED! (Mr_Scod)
http://users.aber.ac.uk/rtb8/ (m0ng)
�STILL FAILED....UNACCEPTABLE! (Mr_Scod)
MR_SCOD DEEMED STUPID, SAYS JUDGE (`^Stuii^)
�STUART IN SHAGGING ON ABER WAY (Mr_Scod)
MINISTER DIES IN MR_SCOD BATH MAT HORROR (`^Stuii^)
U-net dead - unshocker (Dyn)
[Dyn] drop it in my ramdisk (Ricey)
IRCing from the angel *first time shocker* (Surfr)
IRCing from the angel *first time shocker*aye (Surfr)
IRCing from the angel *first time shocker* (Surfr)
The previous topic was nothing to boast about (^Stuii^)
^Stuii^ chuckles as he sees hes completely screwed boo.com (Mr_Scod)
�I HAVE SURVIVED 2 WEEKS ON MY OWN!!!! (Scodders)
6.30 - 7 in Rummers for pizza and pintage - Dess Birthday (Fermit)
6.30 - 7 start in Rummers for pizza and pintage - Dess Birthday (Fermit)
7 start in Rummers for pizza and pintage - Dess Birthday (Fermit)
LETS ALL KILL CHRIS TARRANT (Mr_Scod)
LETS ALL KILL CHRIS TARRANT SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY (fragg)
LETS ALL KILL CHRIS TARRANT SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY WITH A ELECTRIC OTTER (Ferret)
CRUELTY TO OTTERS MUST NOT BE PERMITTED (Digby)
CRUELTY TO CHRIS TARRANT MUST BE PERMITTED (Mr_Scod)
WONT BE CRUEL, THE OTTER WOULD ENJOY WHAT I AM THINKING OF (Ferret)
[Twpsyn] You put money on him? [|aka|] no but i want him (Photon)
PHOTON IN CHRIS TARRANT ORGY (Mr_Scod)
[Gremmie] |aka| but what should you say when its in? (Mr_Scod)
[Photon] RiceyYou want bacon? (Gremmie)
�More bandwidth for warezcentral.aber.ac.uk !� (Catalyst)
�WARNINGA WWW.LAUNCH.COM ABER OBSESSION IS ABOUT TO BEGIN (Lambie)
�hush (Lambie)
[G]radwell Corporation in love with Annoying Beth *shocker* (`^Stuii^)
[G]radwell still a stupid git, suggests www.gradwell.com (`^Stuii^)
Dyn in doll shocker (Gremmie)
Dyn in doll *shocker* (Dyn)
[^Stuii^] ozgirl - technical things, go play with Dyn :) (Eltawater)
PAUL MCARTNEY DEAD (`^Stuii^)
�Metallica Suck.� (Catalyst)
COULTHARD DEAD (^Stuii^)
GALLAGHER READING POETRY IN PUBLIC (|aka|)
[gnomie] I DID WIPE IT (^Stuii^)
MAYHEM (^Stuii^)
Widgets Birthday 8.30 at the angel kay! (Ferret)
COUTHARD NOT DEAD *SHOCKER* (Dyn)
COULTHARD NOT DEAD *SHOCKER* (Dyn)
NO BOTS ON #ABER - THE CHANNELS FOR ALL NOT ONE (Zebrabomb)
its all very amusing (Ricey)
* gnomie is still trying to get the nuts out of her teeth (fragg)
Feek heads for night on the dustbins (Robstar)
[`^Stuii^] please in addition note that I have worked out how to use my own (fragg)
[Ricey] HOT LEGS (ashley)
[Dyn] WHITE LEGS (`^Stuii^)
[Dyn] HAIRY LEGS (Dyn)
�[ozgirl] will it go any wider?! (Lambie)
Dyn in playing with his organ at christmas *shocker* (`^Stuii^)
Dyn playing with his organ in church *shocker* (Dyn)
Dyn in ringing his bell fiasco *shocker* (Shrink)
Ozgirl playing with Dyns bell in church *shocker* (Dyn)
Ozgirl playing with Dyns organ in his room (Elta)
Ozgirl playing with Dyns organ in his room - [Shrink] haw large is it? (Elta)
Wyrmy DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Saarlax DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Shrink DEAD (`^Stuii^)
[Dyn] its floppy (Shrink)
Dyn in unnecessary cut and paste *unshocker* (Robstar)
Lambie DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Lambie DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Saarlax DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Robstar DEAD (`^Stuii^)
this_channel (fragg)
Sympathy bating hour (Robstar)
�warez (Lambie)
�MRSCOD IS COMING (Lambie)
^widget DEAD (`^Stuii^)
^widget DEAD BY INSERTATION OF RATHER LARGE GIN BOTTLE! (Mr_Scod^)
Mr_Scod DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Surfr DEAD (`^Stuii^)
fragg DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Photon DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Mr_Scod DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Mr_Scod DEAD (`^Stuii^)
fragg DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Surfr DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Mr_Scod DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Surfr DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Mr_Scod DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Mr_Scod DEAD (`^Stuii^)
fragg DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Mr_Scod DEAD (`^Stuii^)
OZGIRL DEAD (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod DEAD (`^Stuii^)
[fragg] stuii, I was hoping to tie you up (`^Stuii^)
RICEY INDULGES IN NET PASSION SESSION *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
ROBSTAR INGRATIATES HIMSELF IN FRUIT PENETRATION SESSION *SHOCKER* (Ricey)
KARRI IN MY LEGS LOOK LIKE THEYVE BEEN GIVENA GOOD SLAPPING *SHOCKER* (Ricey)
WOMAN DIES IN BUS HELL (`^Stuii^)
1337 51eep (`^Stuii^)
ALL NEW (`^Stuii^)
[Lambie] I HAVE THRASHED AKA (Photon)
DOZY IN NO AUTO REJOIN *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod^)
six809 DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Chicken Punjabi Masala Alert! (Mr_Scod)
Twpsyn DEAD (`^Stuii^)
I__AM DEAD (`^Stuii^)
^STUII^ DEAD (`^Stuii^)
[Fermit] PhotIll blow into a hoover pipe (Ricey)
[Surfr] lucky i shaved my beard off, that could have been a nasty velcro moment (Ricey)
MYNOBIS DEAD (`^Stuii^)
MINOGUE DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Stuii DEAD (`^Stuii^)
SCODPANTS DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Perl DEAD (`^Stuii^)
STUIIS SCRIPT DEAD! (Mr_Scod)
LAMBIE FROM CREWE (^Stuii^`)
�STUII SHOPS AT IKEA (Lambie)
Surfr claims irish nationality heritage (Robstar)
Stuii goes �SILENT� and engages nightly net sex romp (Robstar)
ROBSTAR FORBIDDEN, SAYS JUDGE (^Stuii^`)
Stuii heads back for round two of the late night romping activities (Robstar)
CATALYST RETURNS TO A SORDID WORLD OF PRIVATE MESSAGING (Robstar)
CATALYST RETURNS TO A SORDID WORLD OF PRIVATE MASSAGING (Ricey)
* Robstar admires riceys tall penis (Ricey)
You have been invited to #sordidactivity by Ricey Type /ji to join (Robstar)
warez midlands netscape perl indeed hello (Ricey)
* gnomie bounces around two barenaked ladies (Robstar)
[^widget] you mean youve held one in your hand? (Ricey)
Catalyst DEAD (StuiiAway)
StuiiAway LAME (Catalyst)
clusterfucked (Ricey)
http://www.lojk.demon.co.uk/Rogers.htm (Ricey)
http://odin.ee.uwa.edu.au/~hutch/hal/transcripts/Wacky.html (Ricee)
�Ouu oh .. I will wait for the copper girl ....� (Catalyst)
Catalyst DEAD (StuiiAway)
fermit in failing floppy fiasco *shocker* (Dyn)
Sun QuoteWhich Microsoft? (Wyrmy)
/msg saarlax info [password] #aber STUII WAIT (Robstar)
[ozzie] oh... Im ozgirl now am I??! (`^Stuii^)
the day of automated #aber has finally come - next, the apocalypse (fragg)
..claims vagrant (Robstar)
/msg saarlax info [password] #aber STUII WAIT (Robstar)
ARTHUR ASKEY DEAD (`^Stuii^)
ozgirl DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Robstar DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Saarlax DEAD (`^Stuii^)
^Stuii^ DEAD (`^Stuii^)
I just called, to say, ILOVEYOU.vbs (Wyrmy)
^Stuii^ DEAD (`^Stuii^)
I just called, to say, ILOVEYOU.vbs (Wyrmy)
The previous topic was identical to the topic previous to it (`^Stuii^)
The previous topic contained unnecessary information and was lost (Robstar)
The previous topic contained the word contained (`^Stuii^)
The previous topic had quotes (Robstar)
The previous topic was previous to the current topic (`^Stuii^)
Robstar DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Saarlax DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Catalyst is demonstrating C prac *shocker* filth (Catalyse)
..claims vagrant (Robstar)
#aber occupant in producing NON-AUTOMATED conversation *shocker!* (Fragg)
SIX SMITTEN *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
^widget DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Its all a gigantic conspiracy, it is... (Wyrmy)
*boingy*Boingy*Boingy* That Was Tiggers Do Best (Mr_Scod)
*boingy*Boingy*Boingy* That What Tiggers Do Best (Mr_Scod)
Saarlax DEAD (VirtStuii)
[Lambie] ill make you bacon (Robstar)
mr_scod and gremmie join at the same time *suspicion* (Robstar)
�BRITNEY SPEARS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED (Lambie)
�BRITNEY SPEARS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED BUT SHALL BE SHAGGED (Mr_Scod)
Saarlax DEAD (VirtStuii)
Hordy DEAD (VirtStuii)
Mr_Scod DEAD (VirtStuii)
Mr_Scod DEAD (VirtStuii)
Urhhh (Sloshed)
Twpsyn DEAD (VirtStuii)
Stuii garrotted and replaced by his own AI type script creation (Twpsyn)
^Stuii^ DEAD (VirtStuii)
[z] DEAD (VirtStuii)
Mr_Scod DEAD (VirtStuii)
[Gazzz] mmmmm i love arseraping goats (Photon)
�SIMS SIMS SIMS SIMS SIMS SIMS SIMS (Robstar)
#aber in normal discussion *shocker* (Dyn)
�Dyn In Im A 1337 Puppie Shocking Revelations (Lambie)
fragg DEAD (VirtStuii)
ladies queue here - photons on top form (Gremmie)
Photon in rod breakage anguish (Gremmie)
fragg DEAD (VirtStuii)
Lambie DEAD (VirtStuii)
tonyblair DEAD (VirtStuii)
V|rtStuii DEAD (VirtStuii)
BURN THE GREEKS! (and forget their history) (^widget)
Gangrel, there are no free NT machines. (Sarlaax)
^widget DEAD (VirtStuii)
Robstar DEAD (VirtStuii)
Saarlax DEAD (VirtStuii)
^gangrel DEAD (VirtStuii)
^Stuii^ DEAD (VirtStuii)
Eva impersonates Woodsta *shocker* (Robstar)
[gnomie] saki saki $20 (Robstar)
[Robstar] me love you long time (|aka|)
[|aka|] eeehh soldier boy soldier boy! saki 10 dolla (Robstar)
FRAGG STONED (Robstar)
..AGAIN (Robstar)
fragg stars in Hippy Man go gets some lovinThe Sequal (Robstar)
Gnomie comes up for air (Robstar`)
[Lindylu] Photoncan u raise two of those;? (Robstar`)
Net sex romp comes to #aber in the form of private messages (Robstar`)
[Photon] SPECIAL MEAT (|aka|)
aka DEAD (VirtStuii)
�The beast inside of mes gonna get you� (Catalyst)
Dyn DEAD (^Stuii^)
DYN REBOOTS LINUX SHOCKER (^Stuii^)
[Sange] i.e cos they only have 2 holes they aint particularly stable (^Stuii^)
[ashley] kick a man while his pants are down why dont you? (Mr_Scod)
dragon in snorkling for fish *unshocker* (Mr_Scod)
picochu (Robstar)
�Dof In Sensational Playing His Own Tuba Scandal *Shocker* (Lambie)
Dr Geoffrey Clements (Natural Law Party)0.32% (`^Stuii^)
KEN IN MAYOR HORROR (`^Stuii^)
Stephen Hendry And The Temple Of Doom (`^Stuii^)
Chill, Bitch (Ricey)
Not Tonight, Luv (says NTL, when asked about 0800 ISP) (Wyrmy)
[^widget] playing poo (Robstar)
Join the revolution /server viking.no.eu.dal.net (Dyn)
or stay comfortably on ircnet (Robstar)
Wyrmy DEAD (`^Stuii^)
[|aka|] lamb dont code that as an autoresponse or well get a loo (Robstar)
* ^widget goes off to prepare for a 6 oclock wet blow (Robstar)
[Castalyse] Ferret - if it were 300 quid cheaper, Id have it ;P (|aka|)
[|aka|] - Ferret - if it were 300 quid cheaper, Id have you ;P (Castalyse)
[widget] ooh look at my pies (|aka|)
[|aka|] - Ferret - if you were cheaper, Id have you baby ;P (Photon)
[|aka|] -Photon If you werent so cheap I could stop having you lover :P (widget)
[Photon] if you werent the original, my love would be cheaper (ferret)
[Photon] Ferret if I wasnt the original cheap lover wed be losing our sight (|aka|)
[|aka|] IM DAMN CHEAP, DAMMIT - ANYONE INTERESTED? (Photon)
[|aka|] Ill �come� with *you*, then :) (Photon)
Mr Scod I like raunchy dressing (^widget)
[peanut] I am all vacant (^widget)
WIDGET IN POWER HUNGRY CHANGING TOPIC AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
AYE! (Mr_Scod)
[widget] I WANT IT (Ricey)
IS WIDGET A SLAPPER? [widget] I WANT IT (Mr_Scod)
�DAMNIT! (Mr_Scod)
DAMNIT! YOURE GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED WITH THAT THING! (fragg)
HOT DUTCH ACTION ON TOP OF THE POPS *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
GARAGE MUSIC IS OFFICIALY SHITE (Mr_Scod)
LET US ALL BLOW STUII (Mr_Scod)
LET US ALL BLOW STUIIS CHUNKS (Ferret)
Ferret DEAD (VirtStuii)
[Ferret] anybody here good with nipplepads (Mr_Scod)
Lambie DEAD (VirtStuii)
[Gremmie] ferret youre tried pushing it down where it connects? (`^Stuii^)
�[Ferret] please stop rubbin it in fermit (Lambie)
FEEKERY IN SORDID ALI G PHONESEX ROMP FILTH *UNSHOCKER* (`^Stuii^)
�Big Gay Stuiis Big Gay Dinner Dance (Lambie)
�ARNT WOMENT BRILLLLLIANNT ?� (Catalyst)
[catalyst] I love blokes (^widget)
[^widget] did you all get me ? (Catalyst)
Life of Brian starts at 13:00 cwrt mawr tv room (Dyn)
Dyn in sexual toes squidgy *shocker* (Ricey)
DALnet the fascist network (Robstar)
* fragg panics as rose freezes.. [fragg] ..and then comes (Robstar)
peanut updates website *shocker* (peanut)
JOHN THAW DEAD (`^Stuii^)
THATCHER RULES (`^Stuii^)
Fragg In Repeated Failure Attempts To Kill Pikachu....�UNACCEPTABLE!� (Mr_Scod)
MY PIKACHU-EXTERMINATION ATTEMPTS HAVE �NOT� FAILED (fragg)
* ^dragon suddenly *stuffs* pikachu... (Mr_Scod)
[^dragon] how big is it??? (fragg)
�[Robstar] blow me� (Catalyst)
[Ricey] jon say hell show me his (|aka|)
[Ricey] jon say hell show me his saveloy (Robstar)
Robstar in Ricey & Photon hot XXX saveloy fantasy debauchery *unshocker* (|aka|)
[gnomie] and besides it was mikes hard on that caused me to be sick, followed b (Robstar)
The previous topic concerned gnomies illness following a hard on (Robstar)
�ozgirl in arse teasing shinanigins *ushocker* (Lambie)
Lambie discusses law violation *shocker* (Robstar)
Widget and catalysts net romp goes flat after occurance of irc snoring (Robstar)
[ozgirl] dyn had one too, but he thinks hes lost it now :( (Ricey)
[Fermit] I have done it in 16 [-- finish the sentence (Ricee)
�widget in 13377 talk (ozgirl)
�widget in 1337 talk (ozgirl)
�[^widget] come to aber bigboy!!! (Ricee)
[catalyst] What do you take me for? (^widget)
Lorry receives standing good night ovation from late night #aber vagrants (Robstar)
�Robstar in phantom stalker denial� (Catalyst)
�Widget in dreadful psycic moment reveals Robstars lair� (Catalyst)
* gnomie feels the [dial 0891 505050 and insert a word here now!!!!!11] (Robstar)
channel #aber engulfed in net sex romp (Robstar)
[Ricey] im off to have a wank (Dyn)
Mr_Scod in sordid soaping fragg revelations *shocker* (Photon)
[Ricey] lambie it took a few attempts to get it all the way in did it? (FootRot)
�[Lambie] ricey seemed more interested in widgets cleavage to be honest (Dyn)
[Lambie] cant take the pace of a vibrant throbbing channel anymore can you (FootRot)
[Dyn] and Id rather do it at home at a later date (^Stuii^`)
[Dyn] Ive managed it (^Stuii^`)
[Ricee] sixyou wouldnt like it, its got features (Mr_Scod)
pah (Shrink)
PUTIN LAUNCHES NUCLEAR MISSILE AT AFGHANISTAN SHOCKER (^Stuii^`)
Markyboy really meant porn *shocker* (^Stuii^`)
WHOS GOT THE FUNC? (^Stuii^`)
WHOS GOT THE FUNK? (^Stuii^`)
CYRIL UNSHOCKER DEAD (^Stuii^`)
sixxie in becoming Ricey *shocker* (|aka|)
www.railtrack.com (Ricee)
[Lambie] i havent done it yet [-- and he knows moggy too (Ricee)
�IS SIXXIE REALLY LORRY ?� *shocker* (Catalyst)
�NO, HES ME (COS AKA SAID SO) (Ricee)
LETS TAKE OVER #PANTS (Mr_Scod)
[Surfr] getting some is a pain in the arse (sixxie)
[fragg] widget, do the rounds, damnit. (|aka|)
* Dyn jiggles his bits about and adds a dump to fill some more space (Robstar)
EARL SPENCER DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Lambie DEAD (`^Stuii^)
* ozgirl keeps having to get dyn to do it for her (`^Stuii^)
HALARM (`^Stuii^)
|Ferret DEAD (`^Stuii^)
|Elvis DEAD (`^Stuii^)
[^widget] and I cant get off (`^Stuii^)
^widget DEAD (`^Stuii^)
* ^widget flops (Ricey)
* Dyn sighs and has a second bite of the cherry (|aka|)
[deathkiss] you are all summoned to indiesoc (^widget)
[Fermit] I was doing a little polishing in bed earlier, certainly (Ricey)
[Fermit] I was doing a �little� polishing in bed earlier, certainly (Robstar)
[Ricey] Im just a sucker... (^widget)
[lauren] How much do you have to pump it up? (Fermit)
The previous topic was not irc related and therefore irrelevant (Robstar)
The previous topic wos much too pompous but not set by stuii and therefore not i (|aka|)
arse (|aka|)
round and chewable (Robstar)
Mr_Scod DEAD (`^Stuii^)
WHOS GOT THE FUNK? (`^Stuii^)
[Catalyst] Ohhh * Catalyst picks a bad time to come (Ricey)
Ricey on witty repartee roll (Robstar)
Ricey on witty repartee roll will it last? (Robstar)
I AM SCARY (Mr_Scod)
I AM SCARY (BUT NOT AS SCARY AS ROBERT AND STUART) (Mr_Scod)
Dyn does a monologue *unshocker* (Robstar)
I SHALL NOT WORK! (Mr_Scod)
[Dyn] I really cant be fucked the doctor said so (Robstar)
�*fragg!~jrw6@osfb.aber.ac.uk* Ill see if I can entice her into a threesome.. (Lambie)
[funcan] Right, enough of wielding hoses at dragon (Ricey)
[Sange] ive never done that one! (Ricey)
VOYAGER EXICTING (StuiiGone)
�SUCK� (Catalyst)
��MY (Lambie)
�REQUIREMENTS SPEC� (Catalyst)
Gremmie DEAD (VirtStuii)
everyone DEAD (VirtStuii)
SHE IS ALIVE! (Mr_Scod)
Saarlax DEAD (VirtStuii)
Stuiis Arse Blots Out Sun Horror! (Mr_Scod)
Hes dead, hes dead lets put im in the ground (`^Stuii^)
TOPIC IRRLEVANT CLAIMS MR_SCOD (`^Stuii^)
Photon DEAD (VirtStuii)
Saarlax DEAD (VirtStuii)
Saarlax DEAD (VirtStuii)
|aka| in public activation of suspicious vibrating device *unshocker* (Photon)
[Gremmie] gosh - mine is coming on (^Stuii^)
Photon appreciation hour has begun (Robstar)
[fragg] oh dear Ive come (Photon)
Ricey is the resident local social climber (Robstar)
Gremmie & Sange in suspicious ill use yours if you use mine debacle *shocker* (|aka|)
|aka| in i dont know about work *unshocker* ;op (Robstar)
[Surfr] i havent got any nice equipment like that sorry (Shrink)
^widget DEAD (VirtStuii)
Robstar DEAD (VirtStuii)
^widget DEAD (VirtStuii)
Earth DEAD (VirtStuii)
W_Poons DEAD (VirtStuii)
GMitchell DEAD (VirtStuii)
YOU ALL SMELL (Robstar)
�BREAKING NEWS� (`^Stuii^)
BMW SELL ROVER FOR A TENNER (`^Stuii^)
[Dyn] I get through boxes at an increadible rate... (`^Stuii^)
REFUSE CRUISE. MAGGIE OUT. NO TRIDENT. (`^Stuii^)
Dyn pastes large quantity of UNIX output to channel *unshocker* (`^Stuii^)
[feekery] my new fucking shorts ( didnt even notice the stains when I brought th (`^Stuii^)
[feekery] my new fucking shorts, didnt even notice the stains when I bought them (`^Stuii^)
to aero-sad DEAD (***)
Fragg in depraved Village People worship breats lotto bums tits etc *shocker* (`^Stuii^)
Fragg in depraved Village People worship - breasts lotto bums tits *shocker* (`^Stuii^)
Hutch in backhanders at AU freshers fayre next year *preshocker* (`^Stuii^)
Gremmie DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Dyn DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Scrap in F37 (Dyn)
*Domestic* in F37 (Dyn)
Vossnets flat metal roof heats up and roasts workers in mild weather *unshock (`^Stuii^)
Saarlax DEAD (`^Stuii^)
|aka| DEAD (`^Stuii^)
Sarcastic bastard hour has begu...sorry..continues (Robstar)
Robstar DEAD (VirtStuii)
The previous topic was set by a moronic drone..no not ricey (Robstar)
Widget DEAD (VirtStuii)
fragg DEAD (VirtStuii)
^Stuii^ DEAD (VirtStuii)
fragg DEAD (VirtStuii)
ashley DEAD (VirtStuii)
everyone DEAD (VirtStuii)
stuii DEAD (VirtStuii)
WHO_IS DEAD (VirtStuii)
Stuswart DEAD (VirtStuii)
[^widget] i see your point (Robstar)
�* Photon is away - getting hard (Lambie)
[^widget] do you want me to come (Robstar)
The previous topic was sexually explicit and was removed to quell excitement (Robstar)
ROBSTAR IN EXPLICIT *SHOCKER* (fragg)
Both of the previous topics contained the word explicit (Robstar)
* Lambie likes *that* in a girl (Photon)
JimBob_ DEAD (VirtStuii)
JimBob_ DEAD (VirtStuii)
ozgirl DEAD (VirtStuii)
JimBob_ DEAD (VirtStuii)
JimBob_ DEAD (VirtStuii)
The previous topic was blank because irc is fucked (Robstar)
The previous topic was blank because irc was fucked (Robstar)
cat in impotence unshocker (Gremmie)
6 inches thick (Gremmie)
�Dont tell me everythings allright ...� (Catalyst)
�Oh shit .. here comes morning ... � (Catalyst)
�Thanks for coming ... ... again� (Catalyst)
VIRTSTUII IS MISSING (Robstar)
�THAT IS THE SOUND OF INEVITABILITY.. THAT IS THE SOUND.. OF YOUR �FAILURE� (Lambie)
[JimBob_] its in the jeans (|aka|)
[^widget] I am sooooooooo easy (|aka|)
�[^widget] I am sooooooooo easy� (Catalyst)
�The TROUTS of PH33R� (Catalyst)
�The TROUT of PH33R� (Catalyst)
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Trout (|aka|)
* dof has never touched one yet. (Ricey)
�[Dyn] mine was about 1/2 inch (Lambie)
[Dyn] mine looks really tiny compared to the others (Ricey)
* sixxie is easy to undress (Photon)
* sixxie is easy (sixxie)
* Shrink listens to minnow bashing away violently (Robstar)
COSWORTH ALIVE (^Stuii^)
DONERS FOR BREAKFAST (Mr_Scod)
get your hardware out for the Gremmie (Gremmie)
Gremmie obtains position of chief hardware inspector (Robstar)
Gremmie obtains position of chief hardware inspector. Lex ousted. (^Stuii^)
Gremmie chief hardware inspector, lex becomes vice chief (Robstar)
Gremmie chief hardware inspector, lex becomes vice chief...stuii jealous of posi (Mr_Scod)
Gremmie chief hardware inspector, lex becomes vice chief...stuii jealous (Mr_Scod)
STUII DEAD (Robstar)
DEATH DEAD (Eltawater)
DEAD DEAD (^Stuii^)
DEAD GUY FOUND DEAD (Robstar)
DEATH MISSING, PRESUMED errrrrrr GONE (Eltawater)
RANDAL PELTZER DEAD (^Stuii^)
ZEDS DEAD (Mr_Scod)
DEAD, DAVE (^Stuii^)
LINCOLN DEAD, OLD AGE BLAMED (Robstar)
FORD DAGENHAM PLANT DEAD (Robstar)
MIDLANDS DEAD (^Stuii^)
S DEAD (Mr_Scod)
BIG BIRD DEAD! (Mr_Scod)
LOCAL ALL YOU CAN EAT RESTAURANT CELEBRATES (Robstar)
ANNE DIAMONDS CAREER DEAD (^Stuii^)
ANNE DIAMOND NEVER HAD A CAREER (Mr_Scod)
CAROL VORDERMANS LEFT NIPPLE DEAD (Robstar)
ROBIN COOKS SHAVER DEAD (^Stuii^)
REPLACE THE NIPPLE WITH RAFFS (Gremmie)
CAROL VORDERMANS LEFT NIPPLE RUBBERISED (Ricey)
MAX VON SYDOWS PLASTIC SKULL CAP PART OF HEAD *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
OLD MAN DEAD! (Mr_Scod)
MAN CLAIMS PURPLE NAPPIES EVIL (^Stuii^)
DRAGON WONDERS WHAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
MR_SCOD WORKS AT MACCY DS *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
BK CELEBRATE (Robstar)
ROBSTAR WORKS AT ANAL CONDOM TESTING PLANT *SHOCKER* (sixxie)
MR_SCOD SPITS IN McDONALDS FOOF *UNSHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
SIXXIE LISTED ON INTERNEL MEMO AS BEST CUSTOMER (Robstar)
SIXXIE WORKS IN BOVINE ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION COLLECTION BAY (Gremmie)
MR_SCOD SPITS IN McDONALDS FOOD *UNSHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
MR_SCOD WIPES OF SPRAYPAINT WITH TURPENTINE *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
ROBSTAR BLOWS GOATS FOR A TENNER (Gremmie)
GREMMIE WIPES CHICKENS ARSES FOR METHANE PRODUCTION PLANT (Robstar)
STUII IN SEX ORGY WITH PUP AND BRUCE FORSYTH *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
ROBSTAR ACCUSED OF USUAL ANDOVER UNUSUALNESS (^Stuii^)
ROBSTAR SORTS THROUGH VOMIT AT A LITTLE BIT OF CARROT COLLECTION PLANT (Gremmie)
MR_SCOD IN CYRIL SMITH BED BATH *SHOCKER* (Owf)
http://www.fuqqer.com/fotm/cola.html - gremmie? (fragg)
LORRIES FOUND TO HAVE WHEELS *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
SWINDON DECLARED NO GO AREA (Mr_Scod)
DUNDEE MOVES TO MONGOLIA *SHOCKER* (Owf)
MR_SCOD MOVES TO OWFS SPARE ROOM *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
STUII ACCUSED OF USING THE WORD �SILENCE (Robstar)
ROBSTARS BOTTOM DECLARED WORSE THAN CHERNOBYL (Mr_Scod)
MR_SCOD CHARGED WITH INSPECTING PEOPLES ARSES *UNSHOCKER* (Robstar)
MR_SCOD FOUND TO BE BORROWING STUIIS BUTT PLUGS *SHOCKER* (Dyn)
dyn wants stuii! (Mr_Scod)
ENTIRE CHANNEL INVOLVED IN SORDID SIMULTANEOUS ORGY *UNSHOCKER* (fragg)
DYN WANTS STUII IN BIG LETTERS AS WELL! (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod already jealous of Dyn (sixxie)
GREMMIE IN HOLDING WORLD TO RANSOM WITH MAN SIZED CARROT# (Mr_Scod)
GREMMIE AND MAN SIZED CARROT MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEAR (Robstar)
SIXXIE IN GREMMIE CARROT JEALOUSY (Mr_Scod)
DYN IN SHAVING CHESTHAIR *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
DYN PERMS CHESTHAIR *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
DYN GETS SENSITIVE ABOUT CHEST HAIR (Robstar)
lets all pluck dyn (Gremmie)
lets all pluck dyns feathers (Robstar)
RICEY IN STROKING NOSTRIL HAIR PALAVER (Robstar)
GREMMIE IN COUNTING MINUTES TILL SEX! (Mr_Scod)
GREMMIE IN COUNTING MINUTES TILL SEX WITH PROJECT LEADER! (Mr_Scod)
[Catalyse] six - do we stop here or keep going ? (fragg)
www.theregister.co.uk spells innit wrong *unacceptable shocker* (^Stuii^)
Dragon In Enjoying Welsh Tarts *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[Wyrmy] Mr_Scodwelsh tarts are nice... (^Stuii^`)
[Wyrmy] Mr_Scodbest not to have too many one after another, or youll end up w (Mr_Scod)
[[Wyrmy] best not to have too many , or youll end up with sticky fingers. (Mr_Scod)
��NYAH! (Mr_Scod)
^^Lex^^ DEAD (VirtStuii)
everyone DEAD (VirtStuii)
Woodstar DEAD (VirtStuii)
Woodstar DEAD (VirtStuii)
[JimBob_] do i suck or swallow (^Stuii^)
Microsoft has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down (^Stuii^)
* Woodstar s rod knowledge finally pais off then (gnomie)
�[Flight] True, but we tend to get taken a bit quicker (Lambie)
Twpsyn DEAD (^Stuii^)
Gates starts to shit himself *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
212.250.100.2 www.innit.co.uk GET /alig HTTP/1.0 (^Stuii^)
Protection-against-a-beating-from-sange League opens today! Members welcome (Robstar)
Deano and Dof in mutual peer bondage *shocker* (Robstar)
[Lambie] widge evidently you are more highly adapt at catching sperm than i am (^Stuii^)
CATALYST IS THE LADIES MAN (Robstar)
MILKMAN HAPPY (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] frag you have a masterful grasp (frag_)
Australian re-invents 6x6 Landie (Wyrmy)
[^widget] john is ever so good now (|kat|)
meow` (I WILL BE FASCIST DICTATOR SOMEDAY. MARK MY FUCKING WORDS!!!) (Robstar)
�[widget] I will have to get my finger work on top form (Lambie)
[^widget] still, Ive given ferret a good whipping (Robstar)
[^widget] I wont work it too hard anymore (Robstar)
�[Catalyst] Robstar - Im coming to get it from you, honey� (Catalyst)
[Robstar] Force it out of me baby (Robstar)
�[Catalyst] Well, that was quick, but I got everything I wanted� (Catalyst)
[Robstar] i feel somewhat violated by cats sudden entry and disappearence (Robstar)
[^widget] FUCK IT RIGHT UP THE ARSE [- how not to behave on channel (Robstar)
�[^widget] thats how its been moist (Lambie)
[^widget] is so hot its nearly swelling (Ricee)
jimbob in stealing other peoples work *shocker* (Twpsyn)
hmmmmm (JimBob_)
�[JimBob_] its damn fustrating with some under 18 ur olds i have (Lambie)
�[gnomie] hes too busy stuffing *censored* in my mouth (Lambie)
LETS NAME GANGRELS LAST SHAG... (^widget)
www.doodie.com :o) (mooky)
[gangrel] sread them twp (mooky)
mooky s in a topic changing mood 2night. (gangrel)
is he (JimBob_)
i think so (gangrel)
And more to the point, do we give a sh*t (Catalyst)
its cos i can. (mooky)
no we dont (gangrel)
topic wars (gangrel)
the psychopathic god, adolf hitler. (mooky)
[Twpsyn] IM STIFF (JimBob_)
WOODSTA INCREASED (^Stuii^)
C++ Deemed Shite (Mr_Scod)
Lets paste ICMP related output to the channel (`^Stuii^)
Lets paste ICMP^H^H^H^HUDP related output to the channel (`^Stuii^)
�Feeding time at the zoo (Dyn)
.. claims vagrant (Robstar)
McDonalds Claimed Mingin! (Mr_Scod)
Whats Wrong With Ginger Mark Then?...Is It The Cheese? (Mr_Scod)
Stuii Picks Up Key....Eclipse Occurs (Mr_Scod)
*** You were kicked by Mr_Scod (thats a very impressive length) (^Stuii^)
http://www.1112.net/lastpage.html (Mr_Scod)
The previous topic was lame (^Stuii^)
The previous topic set by Stuii was lame (Mr_Scod)
www.encyclopaedia.org.uk/sections/s.htm (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] Ivd already had Lisa and Gareth as well (Mr_Scod)
Surfr in buying wedding tackle on-line *shocker* (Dyn)
* cnych offers surfr an extension for his tackle.... :) (Mr_Scod)
[Lex] ASHLEYYOU WANKING? (funcan)
McDonalds Coffee, Possibly The Only Substance To Corrode Diamonds (Mr_Scod)
^Stuii^ Is Pouting Because Hes Not Getting Any (Mr_Scod)
^Stuii^ And Tracy Up A Tree, S H A G G I N G (Mr_Scod)
the previous topic was false (`^Stuii^)
FORD BLOW JOBS FOR DAGENHAM (`^Stuii^)
SIXXIE IN SHAGGING THORA HIRD *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
BAH, WHERE IS NTK? (sixxie)
gossiptastic (Ricey)
STUART! TELL US ABOUT TRACY THEN! (Mr_Scod)
I have no idea as to what you are referring (^Stuii^)
The Bird You Lost Your Cherry Too (Mr_Scod)
�^widget in display of knowledge� *shocker* (Catalyst)
�Catalyst in dinner in lap� *shocker* (Catalyst)
widgit widgit widgit widgit widgit widgit widgit widgit widgit widgit widgit wid (widgit)
widget wudgut digit wedgit wodge (Catalyst)
PLEASE NOTE THE SEAFRONT IS ON FIRE *AGAIN* (Surfr)
MILLIONS DEAD IN ALEXANDRA HALL BLAZING HELL (^Stuii^)
NODDIE IN PEDANTIC HELL SHOCKER MALARKEY (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] that was quick (^fragon)
[gnomie] argh im all sticky (^Woodsta^)
CANADA IN MASS-CONFUSION EPEDEMIC! (^fragon)
�WIDGET IN PISSED UP *COFF*� (Catalyst)
LAMBIE IN UNSPEAKABLE FALIURE UNSHOCKER (^Woodsta^)
Catalyst in Im not hungover cos i havent stopped drinking *shockeR* (Robstar)
The well spoken channel. (Robstar)
Lack of correct English language will not be tolerated. (Surfr)
You must speak the Queens english, like what I do. (Robstar)
[Woodstar] Robstar my grease, or your own? (^Stuii^)
�* Mr_Scod wees like a eainstorm (idiat)
* Lambie is only a secondary bitch (Ricey)
Ricey The One Stroke Wonder (Mr_Scod)
[Surfr] Woods i sent my mum on a mission to find your rod btw ;) (Mr_Scod)
[Widget] TAKE IT (fragg)
�TAKE ME HERE AND NOW (Lambie)
petty (Ricey)
the FILTH channel (Woodstar)
�[Surfr] oh its so fucking sticky (Lambie)
LAZIO WIN SERIE A (Mr_Scod)
SPURNED (Ricey)
WIDGET AND BORED OVER THE LAPTOP TOGETHER *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
http://www.fufme.com (Ricey)
[Lambie] SHES GONNA BLOW (Mr_Scod)
Widget and Bored in excess flood *shocker* (Ricey)
LAMBIE DIES IN TRAINER GRIT AGONY (^Stuii^`)
�[m0ng] and shortly i shal be offering her a lick of my salty bits.. (Lambie)
m0ng in self-licking salty balls incident *unshocker* (widget)
widget in aiding Mongs self-licking salty balls incident *unshocker* (Markyboy)
The gentle art of making enemies (^Woodsta^)
jivebunny just wants sleep along with a few other things (m0ng)
jivebunny in things sleep/sex shocker (m0ng)
�[gnomie] ive acquired more stuffed animals in teh past two years than in my en (m0ng)
ive stuffed more animals in teh past two years than in my entire life... (m0ng)
�FILTH� (gnomie)
�[cnych] hes not that big m0ng! (Lambie)
m0ng is into stuffed animals shocker, now thats wot the horse video was about *u (Markyboy)
[Funcan] TELFORD, I KNOW MY WAY AROUND JIVEBUNNY (widget)
[jivebunny] funcan doesnt know his way around me THAT well (gnomie)
funcan in not knowing his way round anybody *shocker* (Markyboy)
funcan in couldnt find his own arse with both hands unshocker (m0ng)
widgets teeth and ferrets arse confusion shocker (m0ng)
#aber channel now accomodating cybersex pepps (mooky)
#aber channel now accomodating cybersex peeps (mooky)
m0ng resident porn master !germanpornstar to start him off (Markyboy)
�Jivebunny in letting markyboy off fiasco *shocker* (Lambie)
m0ng is I swallow not spit confession *shocker* (Markyboy)
[Lambie] YOU HAVE PLEASED ME WELL WITH THE OFFER OF HARD AND FRUITY SUCKS (Puritan)
[Lambie] YOU HAVE PLEASED ME WELL WITH THE OFFER OF HARD AND FRUITY SOCKS (Puritan)
Puritan in sukcing *shocker* (Innocent)
[Lambie] widget i shall indeed give you one [cnych] can I have one too???? (m0ng)
[Lambie] ive completely fucked the boy (Karhnal)
�Pr0n Baron Sighted In #Aber *Shocker* (Lambie)
�@Lambie kisses @^Stuii^ (idiat)
[Surfr] I was dripping all day yesterday though (^Stuii^)
Gasley ... GAAASSSLEEYY!! (^Stuii^)
HUNDREDS DEAD IN CENTER PARCS BLAZE (^Stuii^)
WHY NOT READ THE MANUAL (Ricey)
FLOOR MANAGEMENT (^Stuii^)
[Dyn] photonI feel he was inconsiderate in that he should have broken such a l (^Stuii^)
[Dyn] I feel he was inconsiderate in that he should have broken such a large job (^Stuii^)
Dyn in storming off channel in a huff after loosing argument *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
most #aberites branded twats (Dyn)
tetchy (Ricey)
�USA �were� TO NUKE MOON *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
WIDGET WANTS TO FILTH US ALL! (Mr_Scod)
WIDGET DROPS TO SECOND IN FILTH LIST! (Mr_Scod)
WIDGET DROPS TO THIRD IN FILTH LIST! (Mr_Scod)
[widget] not that I ever ley on a man (Mr_Scod)
�http://users.aber.ac.uk/sjg94/test/filth.html (Lambie)
�Fragg Begs Gangrel To Fill His Quota Fiasco *Shocker* (Lambie)
OPRAH DEAD (^Stuii^)
to OPRAH DEAD (***)
* |kat| gets offered work (`^Stuii^)
Lets all talk in acronyms (LATIA) (`^Stuii^)
�SATUYAFJ (Lambie)
THIS CHANNEL IS NOW IN BANDWIDTH SAVING MODE (BSM) (`^Stuii^)
�Stuii in Premature Clockulation *unshocker* (Lambie)
[Gazzz] keithwhere are we up to (Gremmie)
[Lambie] BLOW IT HARD (Eltawater)
* Markyboy is going to attempt to flash the boss again (`^Stuii^)
Mr_Scod offering two for one blowjobs due to lack of work last night *unshocker* (`^Stuii^)
..claims vagrant (Robstar)
[jivebunny] quit leaving [- blatant slash failure *shocker* (Robstar)
Mr_Scod in Im lost for words *shocker* (Robstar)
|aka| discovers the scod, stuii and beastiality sex triangle *shocker* (Robstar)
gnomie enquires of sex triangle donkey for mysterious purposes (Robstar)
[Mr_Scod] stuart has a very nice donkey *spank* (gnomie)
Robstar in blatant topic abstraction from his own depraved bestial orgies (|aka|)
The previous topic was fraudulent and was removed (Robstar)
Photon in toilet seat theft achievement boasting fiasco *shocker* (|aka|)
[Dyn] riceyIm not like that (Ricey)
SONIA DEAD (`^Stuii^)
[Dyn] right - im off to finsh my mother (Fermit)
[Dyn] right - im off to finish my mother (Fermit)
The pedantic channel. (Robstar)
You too can leave comments for Lambie on #filth (Robstar)
* Surfr sucks balls (Shrink)
Mr_Scod in depraved ankle-sex *unshocker* (Photon)
[Surfr] this could go horribly wrong... *** SignoffSurfr (Excess Flood) (Photon)
[widget] the old man stays in...pipe (^Woodsta^)
8 Widget lays pipe with older man *shocker* (Surfr)
GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS (Robstar)
Please EVERYONE put *!*saarlax@pants.innit.co.uk in auto-ops (^Stuii^)
..claims vagrant (Robstar)
�Please EVERYONE put *!*saarlax@pants.innit.co.uk in auto-ops (Dyn)
However you dont need to do this as the bot prevents us losing ops (Robstar)
Mr_Scod and Robstar for new channel joint Monarchy (Robstar)
Surfr in record NT downtime *shocker* (^Stuii^)
The previous topic timed out and was lost (Robstar)
�I know lifes a bummer, but thats got nothing to do with me.� (Catalyst)
..claims vagrant (Robstar)
[Eltawater] personally ive had many problems (Robstar)
Prince weird dismisses report (^Stuii^)
[dof] surfr - size ? (Robstar)
[Eltawater] cat youll be able to lay it (Robstar)
[Turismo] not yet, not really given it a go yet (^Stuii^)
[Eltawater] turismo there are special things you need to do (^Stuii^)
[turismo] I tried it once and it shagged me (Funcan)
[Turismo] given it a go and it shagged mebut that was my fault (Robstar)
[ozgirl] Ill sort him later (^Stuii^)
http://www.stinkymeat.net/ (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] and of course, if you fiddle with the knob itll gush in all directions (^Stuii^)
This is a local channel (^Stuii^)
[Dyn] now watch the worm crawl out... (Robstar)
DYN FINDS THE MATRIX [AND ITS GLITCH] IN HIS ROOM *shocker* (widget)
RICEY CANT USE HIS TOOLS *unshocker* (widget)
The night crew prepare for a long one (Robstar)
Fragsta in urgent rush to the porcelain palace to dispose of turtle *shocker* (Robstar)
Surfr and Firey join at the same time *peanut butter bondage shocker* (Robstar)
* Surfr has fucked his box (Robstar)
PAXMAN IN OXYMORON AGONY (^Woodsta^)
#Aber - the grammatically correct channel. (Shrink)
PAXMAN IN OXYMORON AGONY. (Robstar)
Robstar in Oliver! musical extravaganza (Photon)
[Robstar] thats odd, mines been up all day (Shrink)
When asked to comment on channel humourYouve never had it so good (Robstar)
�Bring in .... The Gimp ...� (Catalyst)
[Photon] SurfrI take your box me love you long time (Robstar)
[Dyn] I love rew, just laying there shooting, bouncing, every time (Robstar)
[Robstar] i have a complete log (Ricey)
ABER DEAD (^Woodsta^)
[Ghengis] Ive been waiting for one all night, but everyone else was asleep (Shrink)
Warning to all non-opped peopleThe bot is testing a new anti-idling script (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] wookie im not doing that marmite thing again (|aka|)
Bacon - http://www.aber.ac.uk/graphics/ugimage.gif (^Stuii^)
�The Stuart Ford Bromsgrove Diaries - Coming To A Second Hand Bookshop Near You! (Lambie)
Hail Gorgeous Ferret (^Stuii^)
-Auto Blanked the Topic Cause Its Was Sill- (Ferret)
why do we need a topic ? Its a free world (Surfr)
Boo.com goes into liquidation - The big .com purge has begun (Eltawater)
POPE DEAD (^Stuii^)
PR0N PR0N PR0N PR0N PR0N PR0N PR0N PR0N PR0N PR0N PR0N PR0N PR0N PR0N (Robstar)
[Eppa] it just grew and grew beyond all control (Ricey)
LEX COMES (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] bah, I hate kuldging (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] bah, I hate kuldging, Id rather shag matt chiles (Ricey)
ANGEL DELIGHT (Ricey)
Stuii in embarrased �SILENCE� after matt chiles angel delight depravity (Robstar)
with LAMBIE; use LAMBIE; (Ricey)
�Runtime ErrorTROUT Not Found (Lambie)
exception when LAMBIE_ERROR =] Text_Io.Put (Banana); (Robstar)
Robstar in defence company group underpants shocker (Ricey)
Matt Chiles applies for Llanbadarn anal forrestry gardener (Robstar)
Matt Chiles applies for Llanbadarn anal forestry gardener (Robstar)
|aka| goes blind, reason unconfirmed. (Robstar)
|aka| in guest appearance in #gayanalsex *unshocker* has been found to be false (^Stuii^)
Robstar in Matt Chiles fixation obsession fantasies selfdegredation *shocker* (|aka|)
Euro 2k soccer hooligans not cute reveals lifestyle publication (^Stuii^)
Stuii and Photon in playtime cahoots (possibly some custard) *unshocker* (|aka|)
STUART IN FOAMY CUSTARD SEX SCENES! (Mr_Scod)
MR_SCOD REVEALS SECRET SEX FANTASIES *UNSHOCKER* (Owf)
OWF IN WEAK HEADLINE HELL (^Stuii^)
STUII IN TOPIC EMBARRASSMENT *SHOCKER* (Owf)
STUII IN HUMUNGOUS BOTTOM HORROR! (Mr_Scod)
MR_ (^Stuii^)
sixxie in no pants unusualness (^Stuii^)
WIDGET IN CHASING PEOPLES FURRY RODENYS *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
WIDGET IN CHASING PEOPLES FURRY RODENTS *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
WIDGET IN CHASING PEOPLES FURRY RODNEYS *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
IF YOUVE GOT IT, WEVE ALL GOT IT SCANDAL ROCKS #ABER (^Woodsta^)
IF YOUVE GOT IT, WEVE ALL GOT IT apart from lambie SCANDAL ROCKS #ABER (^Woodsta^)
IF YOUVE GOT IT, WEVE ALL GOT IT apart from lambie and lex SCANDAL ROCKS #ABE (^Woodsta^)
IF YOUVE GOT IT, WEVE ALL GOT IT apart from lambie and lex SCANDAL ROCKS ABER (^Woodsta^)
IF YOUVE GOT IT, WEVE ALL GOT IT Thrush rocks #aber (eltawater)
IF YOUVE GOT IT, WEVE ALL GOT IT Thrush epidemic rocks #aber (eltawater)
IF YOUVE GOT IT, WEVE ALL GOT IT Eltawater disease rocks #aber (Robstar)
[eltawater] call me a penis infection (Robstar)
[widget] I may go down in a bit (Ricey)
[widget] I may go down in a bit (Photon)
Channel #aber residents deeply offended by sixxies acid-fueled ramblings (Robstar)
[widget] I am vague (Ricey)
[Ricey] I am vain [thats wny I wear that silly hat] (widget)
at least im not glib (Ricey)
at least im not turquoise (sixxie)
yes you are (Ricey)
[Lambie] its hard (Ricey)
�Compscis Flop Their Make FIles Out For All To See *unshocker* (Lambie)
�Ravers Of The World Unite To Overthrow The Shackles Of Britney! (Lambie)
�Ravers Of The World Unite To Overthrow The Shackles Of Britneys Boobs (Mr_Scod)
[Catalyst] Photon - Im all for it (^Stuii^`)
QUEEN MOTHER 100 (^Stuii^`)
QUEEN MOTHER 100 (SIDEWAYS) (Ricey)
QUEEN MOTHER DOES 100 (SIDEWAYS) (Mr_Scod)
JO MANGEL IN CHANNEL 5 PR0N SHOW PHILANDERINGS (^Woodsta^)
JOE MANGEL IN CHANNEL 5 PR0N SHOW PHILANDERINGS (^Woodsta^)
WOODS IN SHOWING HIS WIBBLE TO ANYBODY (Mr_Scod)
[Robstar] cat try me - the first times free (Photon)
[widget] I got off with her before (Photon)
[Photon] widgetI will come (Robstar)
INTERNET DEAD (Robstar)
[widget] you do twat it then? (Robstar)
The previous topic contained the word twat and caused offence (Robstar)
[Catalyst] I DO CLAMING. (Robstar)
[Robstar] Im a big smelly tart (Catalyst)
with knobs on (Robstar)
Woodsta sticks his mum in Robs armpit *shocker* (Surfr)
[widget] THEN DONT ASK ME, IF ITS GOT TO BE IN THE DARK (Robstar)
* Surfr logs into widgets ear (Robstar)
�Surfr in securing widgets ear *shocker*� (Catalyst)
BT VAN (Surfr)
VT BAN (Catalyst)
VD BAN (Surfr)
VD NAD (Woodstar)
VD DAN (Catalyst)
VD AND.... (Surfr)
SURFR IN NUMBNUTS NOMENCLATURE SHAME (Woodstar)
WOODSTA IN CHUBB SHOCKER (Surfr)
SURFR IN R.A.F CLUB PORKING MALARKEY BROUHAHA MISERY (Woodstar)
Photon and lindy in allnight automated thingy �*shocker*� (Catalyst)
widget] indeed, I offered around (Photon)
[widget] indeed, I offered around (Photon)
[Lindylu] I have it every morning;) (Photon)
[catalyst] I only like having a bit of gay in my hand (widget)
[Catalyst] Ill stick to mounting Matt Gay (Photon)
�Widget in My pimping abilities leave much to be desired *shocker*� (Catalyst)
catalyst in impatience to be pimped lessens widgets ability by nagging (widget)
[widget] cat [it] will come, give it a little time (Catalyst)
widget admits to artificial testicle addiction (Photon)
http://support..microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/Q131/1/09.asp (dof)
http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/Q131/1/09.asp (dof)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_754000/754783.stm (dof)
[Dyn] having all the solutions to all of our problems in one place is a little c (^Stuii^)
Answers to life the universe and everything all in one place - www.aber.org.uk (Dyn)
The last topic was especially lame (Surfr)
The last topic was no better (Lex)
Surfr in self-admission that body is only worth 0.01p *shocker* (Lex)
Honest Surfrs PC Knackers Yard (^Stuii^)
MCDONALDS IS WANK (Mr_Scod)
Burger King is worse (Markyboy)
CHERI DROPS OFFSPRING AND CALLS IT COLCHESTER *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^`)
PERVINESS RUNS RIOT ON #aber... see Lex and Sange for details (Sange)
You ready you fucken middle guy? (^Stuii^`)
�STUII AND SURFR CONDUCT SIMULTANEOUS CONVERSATION *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
[`^Stuii^] ITLL STAND UP UNDER THE STUII NEW WORLD ORDER (`^Stuii^)
Deano sucks pointy thing *unshocker* (cnych)
CHERI DROPS MINITONY *SHOCKER* (`^Stuii^)
BALL PREGNANT (`^Stuii^)
LAMBIE PREGNANT (Mr_Scod)
[Twpsyn] I so drugged i off out getting drunk tonight (Robstar)
Lambie In Threatening Stuii In Hide The Handbag Game (Mr_Scod)
[wedgit] actually it does, it depends what Im wearing (^Stuii^`)
NZ 7 - 2 (Mr_Scod)
WL 9 - 34 (^Stuii^`)
PANTS (Mr_Scod)
�SILENCE (Robstar)
* Mr_Scod wodgets it with a gut (Robstar)
#GAYLONDON IS THE NEW #ABER (Mr_Scod)
*** Lambie (~sjg94@osfb.aber.ac.uk) has joined #gaylondon *shocker* (^Stuii^`)
[^Stuii^`] I want to shag Rab C Nesbitt (Robstar)
[^Stuii^`] I want to shag Rab C Nesbitt [- confession of a broken man (Robstar)
Stuii, centre of pisstaking across two irc channels *shocker* (Robstar)
Stuii, centre of pisstaking across three irc channels *shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[Surfr] never opend a lap up before (Robstar)
[Ricey] i wuldnt object to a spot of scottish twat (^Stuii^)
[`Lex] it was just begging to be tugged (Ricey)
�Woodstar In Mighty Meat Claim *Shocker* (Lambie)
[Woodstar] right im off to scoff salami and stuff crust (Robstar)
[Ricey] yeah, claire was banging me earlier regarding her coming session (Robstar)
�* ^Stuii^ coks his mexican (Lambie)
to All people joining from aber.ac.uk are gay homosexuals (***)
to All people joining from aber.ac.uk are gay homosexuals (***)
Mr_Scod pulls (Robstar)
FRAGG PULLS (Mr_Scod)
|AKA| ENGAGES IN NET SEX AS SOON AS ENTERING IRC *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
FRAGG BALD AFTER FREAK HAIRCUT *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
[gnomie] well i thought i could take on the goats and the lamb at the same time (Robstar)
|aka| in having trouble tucking the ginger arse hair in the purple thong *Shoc (Robstar)
[gnomie] grrr blow me (Robstar)
GRADWELL (Robstar)
GRADWELL dead? (Surfr)
we can only hope and pray (|aka|)
YOU ALL SUCK (Robstar)
THOSE RUMOURS WERE NEVER PROVEN (|aka|)
BT bombed, police searching for blond male, mid 20s, mincing away from scene (^Stuii^`)
blond male captured after failing to start rust ford scrapheap (Robstar)
blond male captured after failing to start rusty ford scrapheap (Robstar)
[`^Stuii^] TOU HABE FAILED (|aka|)
* `^Stuii^ winks at aka and show a bit of ARSE (|aka|)
* gnomie stuffs marshmallows in ahumph (Robstar)
to [Catalyst] Ill stick to mounting Matt Gay (***)
|aka| searching for gay related words (Robstar)
What is the #filth conspiracy then eh eh? (Robstar)
There is �obviously� no #filth conspiracy (|aka|)
�there is no #filth (Lambie)
Join #ystwyth (Robstar)
�There Are No Pants. (Lambie)
Only echoes of pants. (Robstar)
[lindylu] well give me some of your stuffeva;) (evaski)
Robstar and Ricey in astonishing marsupial worship *shocker* (`^Stuii^)
*** StuiiGone has quit *SHOCKER* (Woodstar)
*** StuiiGone has quit *SHOCKER* (Woodstar)
[Catalyst] I have you so verreh, verreh, much. (Robstar)
[Catalyst] I mean, it wasnt even that humus. (Robstar)
�FREEEHHH AYYHHHEEMMM AND OOIIILLLLS WEEEYYYYEEELLL !!� (Catalyst)
apart from johns typing (Robstar)
Cheese Grommit? (^Woodsta^)
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN! (^Woodsta^)
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! (evaski)
�AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN (^gangrel)
�[^Woodsta^] ... enjoyed it even tho I couldnt walk afterwards. [^Woodsta^] my t (Lambie)
�[^Woodsta^] ... enjoyed it even tho I couldnt walk afterwards. my tits still ac (Lambie)
�[^Woodsta^] ..enjoyed it even tho I couldnt walk afterwards. my tits still ache (Lambie)
[^gangrel] arse I could come over it (^Woodsta^)
BLAIR BABY HEALTHY *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[widget] cattake them from behind (Ricey)
[Markyboy] Kitten Wot size U after??? (^Stuii^)
^stuii^ has a 19 completely flat thing (Ahumph)
* Catalyst dicides watering his pants would be a good idea. (Robstar)
Markyboy and funcan in twos up in the old gold mine debauchery *shocker* (|aka|)
[Markyboy/#aber] Pity U werent over here last nite lambie # (|aka|)
Lambie, widget and ozgirl in diarylea and clingfilm affair scandal *shocker* (|aka|)
[Markyboy] Well I am orf to be a voyeur in Deans room (|aka|)
[|aka|] MrRobstar in floppy trout relief *shocker* (|aka|)
many compsci students in disentry plague just before exams *unshocker* (|aka|)
* ozgirl was kept awake most of last night by dyn (`Lex)
[|aka|] i sat on it when i got in his car b4 lunch (`Lex)
Barbara Cartland Dead!!! *true shocker* (`Lex)
Dragon In Sexual Experimentation With Mr Bakewell (Mr_Scod)
�Scod Confused With Basic Compsci Discussion *Unshocker* (Lambie)
BARBARA CARTLAND STILL DEAD (^Woodsta^)
Ricey and Gremmie on irc at the same time scandle* (Robstar)
�[ozgirl] need eating soon.... (Lambie)
DYN DEAD (Robstar)
�ROBSTAR [BRAIN] DEAD (Catalyst)
�ROBSTAR [INSERT TROUT HERE] DEAD (Lambie)
DYN HALF DEAD (Robstar)
�lambie in feeding cat all he wants *shocker* (ozgirl)
�* ozgirl notes markys fucked (Lambie)
[fragg] I treat saarlax like a pet dalek (Robstar)
[INSERT NICKNAME HERE] WAIT (Robstar)
�o/~ Suddenly I realised that my life is oh so boring ... o/~ (Catalyst)
�Be fearful, the cat5 is out tonight ...� (Catalyst)
Stuii goes to Inverness *shocker* (VirtStuii)
Surfr comes (Robstar)
John Gielgud dead (Dyn)
Sir John Gielgud dead (Dyn)
[Markyboy] Dofs being crap (`Lex)
[wedgit] I aam getting there YES OH YES!! (|aka|)
[Ghengis] Kat, want to throttle me (Markyboy)
[Ghengis] kat suddenly managed to swallow (Photon)
[|aka|] lamb arse (Photon)
[wedgit] nuts are manky (|aka|)
[|aka|] six arses (Robstar)
[sixxie] THIS BOY HAS ARSE OF USE TO ME (Robstar)
[Lambie] MY ARSE IS ON FIRE (Markyboy)
[Lambie] someone in st marys must have tit (|aka|)
[wedgit] I want to show dave my filthy pants (|aka|)
SIXXIE COMES (Robstar)
[Photon] Lambieits unlikely, but they could probably ask you to take them dow (|aka|)
[Photon] Lambie:its unlikely, but they could probably ask you to take them down (|aka|)
IAC IN ASKING STUDENTS TO TAKE THEM DOWN PANTS RUMOUR *SHOCKER* (|aka|)
|AKA| IN TAKING DOWN PANTS FOR IAC ALLEGATIONS (Photon)
#ABERITES DENAND MORE FILTH (|kitten|)
PHOTON IN THIS IS THE IAC! TAKE DOWN YOUR PANTS! AUTHORITY MISUSE (|aka|)
[Wyrmy] why not ask Alun to let you have a shufti (|aka|)
|AKA| IN PREMATURE PANT-LOWERING-FOR-PRIVILEGES INCIDENT (Photon)
|AKA| IN PREMATURE PANT-LOWERING-FOR-PRIVILEGES INCIDENT (Photon)
WEDGIT IN RAISING EYORE FILTH DEGREDATION *UNshocker* (|aka|)
* Catalyst complains about Lambies logs (Robstar)
[Dyn] robI started buttering Mike Tedd (Robstar)
THE GREAT #ABER NICK HUNT IS NOW ON (Robstar)
widget in public finger insertion FILTHINESS (Photon)
[|aka|] lamb pwease dont eat my nut (Robstar)
CAtalyst in No Doubt shateboard reggae *shocker* (Ricey)
obviously the two of you are just bitch ass niggers *eloquence* (widget)
Photon & |aka| in complete hysterics in solarium *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
�SILENCE� (Robstar)
* widget gets on her knees (|aka|)
[|aka|] im going to apply lunch, and sex itll help ! (Robstar)
[|aka|] im going to apply lunch and sex, itll help ! (Robstar)
[widget] and i smell (Robstar)
widget goes to sign a few sordid photos in the computer room *shocker* (Robstar)
[Dyn] catIve done it in a cript (Robstar)
[Lambie] widge - please try harder (Robstar)
�[Robstar] someone cock me� (Catalyst)
�[Robstar] im going to stick with speed and crappy junk food (Lambie)
�[widget] I have to get it in lambie (Lambie)
�bah (Lambie)
�* Catalyst creams (Lambie)
/ctcp #aber pingety_ping (Robstar)
The topic will not be changed to reflect the suggestive comments made (Robstar)
�RICEY HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE, SILENCE (Lambie)
OLD PEOPLE DROP LIKE FLIES - GIELGUD DEAD (^Woodsta^)
The previous topic did not contain the word gibbon and was removed (Robstar)
HORDY IN PUP SHAGGING HORROR (Mr_Scod)
Woods Has Lovely Muscles (Mr_Scod)
Woods Has A Lovely Muscle (Mr_Scod)
�FIREY AND FRAGG ARRIVE AT SAME TIME *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
Welcome to Radio 2 (Owf)
Lesbian Kissing R US (Ghengis)
�o/~� One man come in the name of love .... �o/~� (Catalyst)
�o/~� And dont forget to breath .... �o/~� (Catalyst)
[|aka|] i want it right in my ear (`^Stuii^)
[`^Stuii^] spank me now ! (|aka|)
Feekery in transformation into greasy nosy Greek *UNSHOCKER* (Markyboy)
WELCOME SAYS BUTLER (`^Stuii^)
THE BUTLER DID IT (|aka|)
THE BUTLER DID IT, SAYS MAID (`^Stuii^)
MAID ACCUSED OF BLAMING BUTLER, ALLEGES BELLBOY (|aka|)
NO COMMENT ON BELLBOY MAID ACCUSING BUTLER CLAIM, SAYS COOK (`^Stuii^)
IRATE GROUNDSMAN BLAMES COOK FOR CHEEKY BELLBOY MAID AND BUTLER NONSENSE (|aka|)
[^Stuii^] I WILL CRUSH MEOW UNDER ME (|aka|)
#aber - the silent channel [tm] (Dyn)
The previous topic was wrong (`^Stuii^)
ONE POINT TWENTY-ONE JIGAWATTS (`^Stuii^)
BDN5 (^Woodsta^)
�Hugh Grant and Liz Hurley Split Up *Unshocker* (Lambie)
Gielgud STILL DEAD (^Woodsta^)
Liz Hurley And Hugh Grant Split (Markyboy)
�IRCNET INFERNO (fragg)
Cor (Zebrabomb)
PORKINSONS BANGERS (^Woodsta^)
[Lambie] wank (^Woodsta^)
SCALLY IN PERSIL COLOUR *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
[Lambie] give it to me twp (Lex)
hordy in threesome shocker, hordy, pup and pups smell all recovering after long (Mr_Scod)
#aber - the invisible non-taken-over channel (Shrink)
nostalgia aint what it used to be (Ahumph)
#aber in no bloody students about pleasure :o) (AlleyCat)
* Sange goes to rummage around and find the knickers that are lurking in her roo (|aka|)
Cambrian snooze gets news story first *shocker* (Dyn)
outrageous claims*** Signoff^Ophelia^ (Im not a fish, Im a man!) (Robstar)
The previous topic did not contain a source of cheese and was removed (Robstar)
The previous topic was nescient and has been denied presence. (aka)
Wookie does a monologue (Robstar)
Robstar has changed the topic (Wookie)
The previous topic was set by Wookie (Robstar)
�The Cream Cracker Under The Settee, Read By Wookie (Lambie)
The topic previous to Robstars, was set by me. (Wookie)
* aka scoffs a chocolate flap (Robstar)
[Lambie] i appear to have broken some old BIDDIES (aka)
* Ghengis wonders how to examin his asteroids (|aka|)
I AM NOW POUTING! (Mr_Scod)
[^dragon] 1 man down and 4 to go! (Mr_Scod)
[Moggz] less of the maiden robert (|aka|)
* Ghengis fondles his inlaws (|aka|)
[widget] why wet yourself, when you can touch and go (|aka|)
�[feekery] must put puter right� *shocker* (Catalyst)
real madrid 3 - 0 valencia (Mr_Scod)
football is a lame game (Shrink)
just because the welsh are crap at it (Saarlax)
can welsh be counted as humans? (Mr_Scod)
mr_scod is non-human (Shrink)
* sixxie does the bed (Robstar)
* ^Woodsta^ wonders if his muscle will stop hurting (Robstar)
[^Woodsta^] think of jarjar getting cleavage (Robstar)
Stuii survives Inverness hell (^Stuii^)
[|aka|] i _REALLY_ want to come (Woodstar)
[widget] he had to pick me up (Markyboy)
�[Dyn] I want a big one� (nla [�tm�]) (Catalyst)
[Ahumph] I filled in 30 secs one (Robstar)
JOHN GIELDEAD GOOD (^Stuii^)
#aber in My computer worse than yours *shocker* (Ghengis)
Dyn has affair with partition table *shocker* (Dyn)
�Plane_arion Craze Sweeps Aber! (Lambie)
* Ghengis needs more Es (|aka|)
Labie in I want a raging bender *shocker* (widget)
Lambie in I want a raging bender *shocker* (widget)
ARBOC (^Stuii^)
[|aka|] surfr give it to me :) (Shrink)
[Surfr] shrink ive told you about me sleeping with your relatives (Shrink)
[Lambie] Its illegal inside Dean anyway (Surfr)
helpdesk in residence (^Woodsta^)
WEVE GOT FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS (`^Stuii^)
FUCK IT ALL IN THE EAR (Surfr)
#aber Users Gallery rewritten - please register again due to Stuii failure (`^Stuii^)
www.aber.org.uk/users (^Stuii^)
#aber [Lambie] its not like its huge (^Woodsta^)
Join the #Aber Alliance. Resistance is futile. (^Woodsta^)
�STING DEAD claims distraught stuii (Lambie)
[Lambie] its more than i could take! (^Stuii^)
�Utter Silence {tm} (Pyro_)
� * sixxie contains himself (Pyro_)
[Dyn] but it doesnt seem to matter how big it is (Lex)
�Sange in 4 in a bed romp *shocker* (Lambie)
JOIN THE #ABER ALLIANCE, AND TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE [PLANETARION] UNIVERSE (fragg)
�PLANETARION - YOU NEED IT BECAUSE YOU ARE WEAK (Lambie)
I APPOLOGISE FOR ADDICTING YOU ALL TO PLANETARION (Mr_Scod)
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/st-marys/planetarion.html (Ghengis)
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/st-marys/ (dof)
ANAGRAMThe Metropolitan Police Force -] Im fellatio, the erect porno cop (^Stuii^)
WAR (^Stuii^)
Contact your Internet Service Providor (ISP) (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] one of thems very big (^Stuii^)
Stuart in correct *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
Heretic Robstar claims existance of Euston *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Stuart attends old tramp training convention *shocker* (Robstar)
* ^Woodsta^ STRIKES HIS LUTE (^evaski)
[scally] well, been a while since I sucked on an apple (`^Stuii^)
[scally] well, been a while since I sucked on an [coff] (Ferret)
Ferret enjoys Widget (In a can of tetleys!) (Ferret)
[Ferret] ghengis... I am pooping (^Woodsta^)
�[scally] I dont own many other inflatables that I lay face down upon (Lambie)
�[scally] I dont own many other inflatables that I lay face down upon (Lambie)
[Ferret] right... I am coming up yours gengis (^Woodsta^)
ITS TYPO HORU (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] Tie me down, sport [gnomie] ooh meatloaf! [wedgit] it makes me wee (Ricey)
[^Woodsta^] Tie me down [gnomie] ooh meatloaf! [wedgit] it makes me wee (Ricey)
[^Woodsta^] Tie me down [gnomie] ooh meatloaf! [wedgit] it makes me weep (Ricey)
[^Woodsta^] Ive got it, lambs got it, weve all got it [wedgit] it makes me we (Ricey)
[wedgit] my mate chris reckons Ive pulled (Ricey)
#aber [wedgit] riceyyou make me wet myself (^Woodsta^)
[wedgit] riceyyou make me wet (Robstar)
[wedgit] riceyyou make me wet [- value added topic modification (Robstar)
planetarion goes pants up....:-( (dof)
[Fermit] *shrug* works on my box (Robstar)
Stuii and Kitten join at the same time net sex romp *shocker* (Robstar)
Stuii shags a woman *shocker* (Robstar)
KATE MOSS ALIVE (^Stuii^)
�* ^Stuii^ drinks the blood of slain goats [Dyn] I dont get much of it (Lambie)
[^Stuii^] submit the longest [Lambie] i appear to have failed (Ricey)
�MY WORD PROCESSOR IS BETTER THAN YOURS (Lambie)
Power cut? What power cut? (Shrink)
#aber Another saturday night and I aint got nobody (^Woodsta^)
�do YOU remember where you were at 16.18? (Lambie)
PLANETARION DEAD! (fragg)
�Please Give Generously To GD2A (Lambie)
*** horny21 (dof@m355-mp1-cvx2b.bre.ntl.com) has joined #aber (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] surfr you can just lie there (^Stuii^)
�*^Woodsta^ a gorilla called gerald is huge (Lambie)
[Ferret] fragg I want to bugger some #aberites (`^Stuii^)
Pick a part thats new (Woodstar)
Just looking. (Woodstar)
You can have it all if you like (Woodstar)
Stay a minute longer (Woodstar)
Only the young die good (Woodstar)
Without me you are only you. (^Woodsta^)
ROBINSONS IS PANTS (Mr_Scod)
ROBINSONS AND PIKACHU IS PANTS (Mr_Scod)
ALL PIKACHUS MUST BE DROWNED IN ROBINSONS GRAPEFRUIT JUICE (fragg)
�PH33R TH3 AB3R ALLI@NC3 (Lambie)
�PH33R TH3 AB3R ALLI@NC3 - http://homepage.ntlworld.com/st-marys/planetarion.htm (|kitten|)
�PH33R TH3 AB3R ALLI@NC3 - http://homepage.ntlworld.com/st-marys/planetarion.htm (Shrink)
�PH33R TH3 AB3R ALLI@NC3 http://homepage.ntlworld.com/st-marys/planetarion.html (Shrink)
]om/st-marys/planetarion.html (Mr_Scod)
LAMBIE IN CANADIAN SEX *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
Lambie In Canadian Sex Horror...Reports Indicate Surfr Also involved (Mr_Scod)
Two-Stroke Lambie couldnt get his motor started, neither could surfr (Cnych)
Serious Plane_arium playing in progress (Dyn)
Serious Plane_arion playing in progress (Dyn)
Wibren In Planetarion Bashing *Horror*!!! (Mr_Scod)
JILL DANDO DEAD and suspect charged (Shrink)
JILL DANDO STILL DEAD and suspect charged (Mr_Scod)
MR_SCOD NOT YET DEAD suspect let loose (Shrink)
DONT TELL HIM PIKE (^Woodsta^)
STUPID BOY (Mr_Scod)
317 Killed In Woodsta Gas Let Off *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Stuii In Fancying Morgan Freeman *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod reveals Morgan Freeman as personal sex god *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Gentlemen, lets broaden our minds. (^Woodsta^)
ADOLF HITLER DEAD (^Stuii^)
STUII IN BLESSED FAILING *UNSHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight (^Woodsta^)
The previous topic sounded like it had been set by Catalyst (^Stuii^)
[Lindylu] dig a hole and stick it in;) (Ricey)
Sange and Fermit in going to bed together *shocker* (Ricey)
[Lindylu] gossip..u like little old women;) (^Stuii^)
DANDO CHARGED WITH OWN MURDER, CLAIMS MET (^Stuii^)
MET IN JAM DILDO CONFUSION (^Woodsta^)
REAL SLIM SHADY STANDS UP *shocker* (|aka|)
[widget] he wont come (|aka|)
[widget] you ready to come now? (Lorry)
[widget] I fitted far too many in to consider a lay again! (Ricey)
[Lambie] she does take great enjoyment in poking me SMUT SHOCKER! (|Ferret)
[Surfr] Lambie pulled off (Ricey)
[Surfr] Lambie pulled off [Lambie] my finger still hurts (Ricey)
The previous topic was up for far too long. (^Woodsta^)
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/st-marys/planetarion.html - GALACTIC DOMINATION IMM (|kitty|)
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/st-marys/ GALACTIC DOMINATION IMM (|kitty|)
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/st-marys/ GALACTIC DOMINATION IMMINENT (|kitty|)
WOODSTA INCREASED (^Stuii^)
Grignr 500 ships incoming 39 29 20 (Ghengis)
Dando cleared of all charges relating to Dando murder (^Stuii^)
[Markyboy] I really love anal sex twpsyn (dof)
[Markyboy] I really love anal sex with twpsyn (dof)
[Markyboy] I really love anal sex with twpsyn (#aber_arion for planetarion talk) (|kitty|)
[dof] keep your tongue in marion (^Woodsta^)
[dof] keep your tongue in marion (#aber_arion for planetarion stuff) (|kitty|)
[dof] keep your tongue in marian (#aber_arion for planetarion stuff) (Markyboy)
[Markyboy] I really love anal sex with twpsyn (dof)
[Dof]Markyboy I really love anal sex with twpsyn (Markyboy)
[Markyboy] I really love anal sex twpsyn (dof)
[Markyboy] I really love anal sex twpsyn (dof)
[Dof]Markyboy I really love anal sex twpsyn (Markyboy)
[Markyboy] I really love anal sex twpsyn [- ask cynch for details (dof)
The previous topic was 8 topics old (^Stuii^)
That makes no sense its gramatically incorrect!!!! (Markyboy)
�THERE ARE �5� !!!!!s (Lambie)
The previous topic contained an apostrophe error and excessive exclamation marks (^Stuii^)
IRC. YOU NEED IT BECAUSE YOU ARE WEAK. (Saarlax)
plane_arion screws up a bit again. (dof)
FLOELLA BENJAMIN MALE *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
http://www.corel.com [==== read the bottom of the page (eltawater)
wibble (eltawater)
www.corel.com (eltawater)
www.corel.com [==== read the bottom bit (eltawater)
http://pikachize.eye-of-newt.com/pika.cgi?url=www.aber.org.uk/main.htm (^Stuii^)
Meet up with Sange Later.... its her last night (Sange)
Dof in hilton voyeur *shocker* (Ghengis)
markyboy in apparently having sex with woman shocker (dof)
[idiat] which makes eight inches very long indeed (^Stuii^)
Add yourself to the www.aber.org.uk users gallery and WIN! (^Stuii^)
Were all geeks. (^Woodsta^)
Were all geeks. Except for librarians. Who are Cool (Ferret)
Were all geeks. Except for librarians. Who are irrelevant (Ricey)
Were all geeks. Except for librarians. And lambie, who just looks Greek. (^Woodsta^)
STUII accuses BT of being stoopid *unshocker* (Hordy_AFK)
[Markyboy] Thats just not big enuff is it (^Woodsta^)
SHIFTY SHOPPER SHAKES SHINY SCHLOG SHOCKER SAYS SHARP EYED SHOE SHOP SHOPPER (`^Stuii^)
SILENCE (`^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] stuii Im quite good though I need to strengthen my wrist apparently (`^Stuii^)
BizkitBoy says Squidge! very loudly *SHOCKER* (Hordy)
Stuii & Dyn in Handbags at Dawn fiasco! *unshocker* (^Woodsta^)
What do you think? -] http://cgi2.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&use (Dyn)
http://cgi2.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&userid=msoft%40buddy.ebay (Dyn)
Topic length cockup (Dyn)
Welcome to Typoland [tm] (^Woodsta^)
DYN REPULSES #ABER *UNSHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
�Surfr Has Made It With A Woman. Please Inform The Men. (Lambie)
[Woodstar] I am rather naked (Ghengis)
MILLIONS DEAD AS SAINSBURYS PROFITS SLUMP (^Stuii^)
��umop apisdn (^Stuii^)
�� umop ap!sdn (^Stuii^)
ebg13 vg nvag (Shrink)
the previous topic was unreadable (Surfr)
the previous topic was irrelevant (Ricey)
BLASTOISE (^Stuii^)
RICEY STRANGE (^Stuii^)
[scally] cor... Im in scoddy (SuperDuck)
[Dyn] its not HUGE (^Stuii^)
pr0n found under Markyboys matress (|kitten|)
THE WHOLE INTERNET IS BROKEN (Dyn)
YOUR CLOTHES. GIVE THEM TO ME. (^Woodsta^)
[Twpsyn] you wanting it are you fragg? (^Woodsta^)
Ozgirl in hacking *shocker* (Dyn)
�Twpsyn and Fragg In Simultaneously Leeching Sexual Experimentation *Shocker* (Lambie)
�[Dyn] it isnt exactly hard (Lambie)
[Catalyst] Id like to arse *unshocker* (widget)
[Fragg] my arse wont come for another 5 hours yet *shocker* (widget)
Crap topic free zone (Dyn)
Crap topic free zone [- surely a pune or play on words? (Ricey)
Crap topic free zone [- what incredible irony (StuiiAway)
#aber discovers a dark horse (Dyn)
[Dyn] frag up for 19 hours... thats hard... (^Stuii^)
Aber alliance drives itself into a steaming pile of shit *shocker* (Dyn)
* BizkitBoy likes to play it in the car (^Stuii^)
* BizkitBoy likes to play with it in the car (but only up to four inches) (eppa)
www.aber.org.uk/users - sign up now for enhanced website functions (^Stuii^)
JASON :- I wasnt orf shagging! :P (Hordy)
[^mtiger^] its gone everywhere (fragg)
HIT ME WITH YOUR HARDCORE (^Stuii^)
sticks? (^Woodsta^)
pointy sticks in the anus region? (Mr_Scod)
* ^Woodsta^ nekkid (fragg)
The topic is: War films? Accurate or Hollywood hijack? (^Stuii^)
no topic is set, type /topic [topic] to set a channel topic (^Stuii^)
#aber_arion for Planetarion stuff please (^Stuii^)
IRS: Internet Relay Silence (^Stuii^)
* dof is desperate (|aka|)
[epp] hey I did my meths exam this morning (Lex)
^Stuii^ in no autorejoin script pantness *shocker* ([aka])
http://www.pokemon.com/pokedex/pokedex_143.htm (^Stuii^)
aka *** The PUBIC list is empty (sixxie)
FILTH - http://www.pokemon.com/pokedex/pokedex_079.htm (^Stuii^)
www.shilson.clara.co.uk -] WOODSTA INSULTS AMERICANS *unshocker* (^Woodsta^)
SEX ... DONT WE ALL LOVE IT (|kitten|)
SEX: WHATS THAT THEN? (^Woodsta^)
�BLOODY WORK AT 6AM ON A FECKIN SATURDAY (Mr_Scod)
#ABER DEAD (^Woodsta^)
#ABER DEAD (^Woodsta^)
#FILTH (Surfr)
* Surfr strokes his bum (^Woodsta^)
* Surfr strokes his bumshar yesyes :) (^Woodsta^)
* Surfr strokes his bum (^Woodsta^)
* ozgirl tries swallowing (^Woodsta^)
* ozgirl tries swallowingaye (^Woodsta^)
* ozgirl tries swallowingayesee (^Woodsta^)
* ozgirl tries swallowingayeseeits the app (^Woodsta^)
* ozgirl tries swallowing (^Woodsta^)
^Woodsta^ tries setting the topic just once ... (Catalyst)
ozgirl] might b a good idea some time soon... (^Woodsta^)
�IM SO EXCITED I WISH I COULD WET MY PANTS! (Lambie)
http://www.boredgirl.co.uk/irc MWUAH! (meow`)
[Mr_Scod] pull back dyn (|aka|)
[Gremmie] widget : I dont want to get wet (Mr_Scod)
�[widget] working MY ARSE! (Lambie)
*** Mr_Scod (Scots_vest@host62-7-50-152.btinternet.com) has joined #gay-soccerki (`^Stuii^)
*** Mr_Scod (Scots_vest@host62-7-50-152.btinternet.com) has joined #gaylondon (`^Stuii^)
*** Dyn (~smc6@osfb.aber.ac.uk) has left #aber (Dyn) *shocker* (`^Stuii^)
Filthy Widget in filthy filth revelation filth (^Woodsta^)
[�widget�] I am filthy!! (^Woodsta^)
PH33R M`/ BUTCHN355 (^Stuii^)
�FOO! (Mr_Scod)
�YOU JUST A STOOPID FOO! (Mr_Scod)
I PITY THE FOO! (^Woodsta^)
I �PITY THE FOO! (Mr_Scod)
[^Woodsta^] fuck me, thats hard (Mr_Scod)
Sugar. Oh honey honey (Digby)
its silent in the Valleys (Surfr)
Submit your names for duct/gaffer tape now! (^Stuii^)
LYNNE FAULDS-WOOD DIES IN POTENTIAL DEATH TRAP CARROT PUSHCHAIR ACCIDENT (^Stuii^)
vote cnych for Sanges replacement (Surfr)
SURFR IN BED WITH TIT, ORNATHOLOGISTS RECOIL IN HORROR (^Woodsta^)
SURFR IN BED WITH TIT, ORNATHOLOGISTS RECOIL IN HORROR (^Woodsta^)
[gnomie] and wed all grind! [-- clearly a salt/pepper fetish (Ricey)
And....relax. (Woodstar)
I hope you had the time of your life. (Woodstar)
You can tell by the way I use my walk Im a womans man, no time to talk. (Woodstar)
You can tell by the way I use my walk Im a womans man, no time to talk.*strut* (Woodstar)
^WOODSTA^ HAS QUIT IRC. INFORM THE MEN. (Woodstar)
�^WOODSTA^ HAS QUIT IRC. A BOOK HAS NOW BEEN OPENED FOR THE DATE OF HIS RETURN. (Lambie)
We Are Not Good Enuff For Dragon (Mr_Scod)
�ARSE (Mr_Scod)
MARKYBOY YOU LEFT YOUR PORN BEHIND (|kitten|)
Markyboy & Hutch in earlymorning leasons *shocker* (funcan)
FEEK - THOU ART TO EMAIL LOJ6 WITH MUCH URGENCY (Dyn)
[lindylu] I could scream and cry if you like me to? (^Stuii^)
* ozgirl relocates lambs finger for him (Photon_)
�[Dyn] I could get the size down (Lambie)
PALENTOLOGISTS DISCOVER NEW LESBIAN DINOSAUR LICKALOTAPUS *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
PALENTOLOGISTS DISCOVER NEW LESBIAN DINOSAUR LICKALOTACLITIPUS *SHOCKER* (eltawater)
NO METALWORK PERMITTED (^Stuii^)
Power to the wotsits (Zebrabomb)
JANEWAY EVILO (^Stuii^`)
JANEWAY EVIL (^Stuii^`)
C++ DEAD! (Mr_Scod)
Whoop de doo :P (Hordy)
HORDY, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CHANGE THE TOPIC OR STUIIS PANTS (Mr_Scod)
Stuii has no pants on so scod seeks warm dank hole *UNSHOCKER* (Hordy)
The Previous Topic Was Pants (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod Still Got Capital Letter Disease, Reveals Specialist (^Stuii^)
The penultimate topic was pants, but the last topic was worse :P (Hordy)
changes topic to Mr_Scod Still Got Capital Letter Disease, Reveals Specialist (Hordy)
ashley plays with his connection - seeks specialist help (Hordy)
�ashley plays with his connection - seeks *profesional* help (ashley)
EXCELLENT. (^Stuii^`)
Topic has remained unchanged for at least 12 hours (`Lex)
Topic has remained unchanged for at least 3 hours (`Lex)
Lex in completely unprovoked attack on entire channel (fragg)
Zebrabomb In Scandolous Accusation Of Saarlax Is Silly And Sexy *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
http://www.log.dial.pipex.com/playground/definitions.htm (^Stuii^)
* sixxie never claimed to keep a pint of his own spunk, strange as that may seem (^Stuii^)
[sixxie] sok im quite proud of being fucked up enough to collect a pint of my (Mr_Scod^)
[sixxie] sok im quite proud enough to collect a pint of my own spunk ;) (^Stuii^)
�[^Stuii^] I dont think Ive got any children (idiat)
CHEGGERS PLAYS COCK (^Stuii^)
PAUL HARDCASTLE DEAD (^Stuii^)
Attack 30:5:17 for spare resources (Robstar)
The previous topic was intended for #aber_arion (^Stuii^)
Stephen Ricey is a horses arse! (Dyn)
Stephen Rice is a horses arse! (Dyn)
The previous topic contained the word horse and was found to be offensive to p (Robstar)
The previous topic contained the word horse and was found to be offensive (Robstar)
[jivebunny] you can have if you come (Robstar)
[Wookie] bwahahaha die cum sucking weasel (Elta)
* Dyn s arse cheeks protrude at odd angles (Robstar)
LAMBIE COMES ON THE BED SHEET (Robstar)
[Saarlax] [^Woodsta^] I HAVE ALLEGEDLY QUIT IRC. INFORM THE MEN, FOR I HAVE FAIL (^Stuii^)
WOODSTA MARK: 18:32 (^Stuii^)
WOODSTA MARK: Wednesday June 7 2000 -- 18:37 +01:00 (^Stuii^)
STUART IS WRONG *unshocker* (Robstar)
ROBERT POINTLESS (^Stuii^)
STUART HAIRY (Robstar)
ROBERT NORTHERN (^Stuii^)
STUART WIDE-ARSED (Robstar)
STUART GRIM (^Stuii^)
ROBERT GRIM (^Stuii^)
STUART LIVES IN GRIMSBY (Robstar)
POINTLESS INFLAMATORY IRC ARGUMENT EXPLODES OUT OF NOWHERE *UNSHOCKER* (fragg)
�STUART PERFORMS SEX ACTS WITH KERMIT FROG (Lambie)
FRAGG HAS WARTS (Robstar)
FRAGG DEAD (^Stuii^)
ROBSTAR DEAD - FOUL PLAY SUSPECTED.. (fragg)
ARBOC (^Stuii^)
�*fragg!~jrw6@osfa.aber.ac.uk* well, itd have to be a quickie (Lambie)
[Lambie] i want it (funcan)
The previous topic contained the letter n and was found to be offensive (Robstar)
�STUII DISCOVERED TO BE A QUICHE EATER, VILLAGE PEOPLE INFORMED. (Lambie)
[Woodstar] AYE DANS BED WAS COVERED IN THE STUFF (^Stuii^)
The previous topic was set by Stuii and was found to be offensive (Robstar)
Worf: THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY TO PENETRATE (Woodstar)
PLANET EXPLODES (^Stuii^`)
STUIIS PANTS EXPLODES (Mr_Scod)
PICARD IN PONCEY FRENCH FAMILY SHOCKER (Woodstar)
KIRK DEAD (^Stuii^`)
SWINDON DEAD (Mr_Scod)
PAUL HARDCASTLE DEAD (^Stuii^`)
�[LadyBeth] got my erections mixed up (Lambie)
[LadyBeth] got my erections mixed up (^Stuii^)
�[LadyBeth] got my erections mixed up (idiat)
[Woodstar] aye I wonder if anythong got sent to my old place in aber (evaski)
Lambie - you bastard! (LadyBeth)
Swedes Are Smelly (Mr_Scod)
* `Lex cant. Her vibrator is broken (LadyBeth)
[Woodstar] I bent my jack the other day, I put it in the wrong hole (^Stuii^)
Americans capture the Enigma Device *shocker* (Woodstar)
[^Stuii^] you have no poof (Woodstar)
NEWKY BROWN GIRL DEAD (Robstar)
A General Bitch Session is in Progress. Please Stand By (Robstar)
Microsoft broken up into Micro Soft (^Stuii^`)
Microsoft broken up into Micro Pants (Mr_Scod^)
Microsoft broken up into lots of very small Soft (elta)
Each more dangerous than the last (^Woodsta^)
� (^Stuii^`)
Write topic here: ______________________________________________________________ (^Stuii^`)
ank6 (Burning down the highway to hell!) (Robstar)
* idiat is away - going to brussless (Robstar)
#aber: Now open Wednesday afternoons and Saturdays 10.00 - 1.00pm (^Stuii^)
#aber closed - back in 5 mins (Robstar)
[Ricey] rob its got a much smoother action (^dragon)
[Ricey] is she normally fast? (^Stuii^)
Everything said on this channel is true (^Stuii^)
Except on a Tuesday between 3.00pm and 3.03pm (Robstar)
does thi (Ricey)
does this mean i am a horses arse? (Ricey)
[Ricey] rob: automount? (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] gary barnes was in a worthy alley (Robstar)
* fragg hands dragon (Ricey)
[Robstar] BUGGER THE FUCK (Ricey)
[Firey] rob will u go crawl into a [Lambster] (Ricey)
[Catalyst] normalise that asshole [-- picky (Ricey)
[cheese] my girlfriends coming down next (Ricey)
[cheese] that was my coming out [-- theres one for Firey (Ricey)
* widget is a big chilly :( (Ricey)
�* widget rifles through duncans drawers.. (Lambster)
�This Channel Has Been Designated A #FILTH Colony. (Lambster)
Please inspect the amusing banner ads on www.aber.org.uk (^Stuii^)
BBC news uses *shocker* headline notation *shocker* (VirtStuii)
*** Signoff: jivebunny (Fed up of this world, off to the next) (Robstar)
The previous topic referred to a lame signoff and was found to be offensive (Robstar)
�the previous topic was set by robstar and contained no derogatory material (Lambie)
GNOMIE CHARGED WITH NET SEX BABY OIL ALLEGATIONS *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
�GNOMIE CHARGES DROPPED AFTER ROBSTAR JUDGED TO HAVE BEEN BEGGING FOR IT *UNSH (Lambie)
In case of emergency, ring 07669 025 144, for reasons unknown (Robstar)
�deleted (Dyn)
In case of emergency, ring 07669 025 144, for reasons unknown (Robstar)
�deleted (Dyn)
In case of the need to wake someone up in an emergency, ring 07669 025 144 (Robstar)
�deleted (Dyn)
FOR PHONE SEX RING 07968 713834 (Robstar)
And thats the end of that chapter *throw scarf* (^Stuii^)
�YOU FAT BASTARD (Lambie)
IM A FAT BASTARD, I ATE ALL THE PIES (Wookie)
NO I AM, I ATE ALL THE PIES (Robstar)
�YOU FAT BASTARD YOU FAT BASTARD YOU ATE ALL THE PIES (Lambie)
�[Wookie] IVE HAD ENOUGH SAUSAGE (Lambie)
gnomie plays with wookies gadget *unshocker* (Robstar)
http://www.aber.org.uk/cgi-bin/botuser-search.pl?nick=dyn (VirtStuii)
Northerner discovers female side -- hundreds die in riots (Robstar)
[Catalyst] GOD DAMN IT I HAVE TO CRAP (Robstar)
[foggeh] i found 2 inches earlier today, first time in weeks :0) (Robstar)
[foggeh:#aber] bugger me (Robstar)
The previous topic contained the letter b and was found to be offensive (Robstar)
�[gnomie] .. a huge snort on her part...classic. (Lambie)
�[gnomie] and i thought my combination of dill pickle and a mircle whip was bad (Lambie)
VILEPLUME (`^Stuii^)
FOGGYS SHOPPING TIPS (Robstar)
�[gnomie] theyre too sticky (Lambie)
[widget] YOU CANT HANDLE THE FILTH! (LadyBeth)
JIVEBUNNY COMES (Robstar)
M0NG ADMITS TO NOT BEING MALE REVELATION *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
M0NG ADMITS TO NOT BEING MALE REVELATION *SHOCKER* - RIOTING SPILLS ONTO STREETS (Robstar)
LINDYLU DECLARES MARKYBOY TO BE A REAL MAN *SHOCKER* (Woodstar)
This topic line is not to be used for the display of personal information (Robstar)
STUIIS BRAVE NEW WORLD (Woodstar)
STUIIS BRAVE NEW WORLD - WOMEN AND MILK (Woodstar)
STUIIS BRAVE NEW WORLD - SUCKS - LITERALLY (Robstar)
WOODSTA PAINTED (^Stuii^)
The previous topic did not contain the word penis and was found to be offensiv (Robstar)
PLEASE PROVIDE SOME FILTH (PENIS) (|kitten|)
[Robstar] they spent loads of money on a dudley metropolitan borough survey (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] i worked there once (^Stuii^)
ROBSTAR CHARGED WITH NOT HAVING A TUBE STATION (^Stuii^)
STUART ADMITS TO HAVING MATE FROM BROMSGROVE (Robstar)
IKEA FIGMENT OF EVERYONES IMAGINATION *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
DOF CLAIMS FATHER HAS LARGER POWER TOOL *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] IM MIDDLE AGED (dof)
[dof] surfr - are yours bigger than stuiis ? :-) (^Stuii^)
[cnych] how long did you microwave it for rob??? (^Stuii^`)
* ^Stuii^` reads *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
SURFR TUCKS MISCELLANEOUS PORK PIES UNDER PILLOW REVELATION *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
[Robstar] i cant be arsed to walk to the toilets to get the tissue (^Stuii^`)
[cnych] does that mean you think Im thick???! (Robstar)
[cnych] does that mean you think Im thick???! was removed as it was offensive (Robstar)
[^Stuii^`] CATALYST YOU HAVE BITTEN ON MY [insert credit card num to continue] (Robstar)
#aber: the most successful channel on IRCnet (^Stuii^`)
�[foggy] I am a lazy vampire that only eats widgets in aber (cnych)
[Robstar] foggy well get off my tool then (gnomie)
[gnomie] i want it soo badly but im too scared (Robstar)
�[foggy] Ive never heard of this other bush (cnych)
MARTIAL LAW DECLARED -- THOUSANDS KNEECAPPED (Robstar)
GNOMIE COMES (Robstar)
�[gnomie]fuck i just hurt my wrist and foggy went quiet..... (cnych)
�Join gnomie and foggy in live commentary. Back after these words ... (Catalyst)
[foggy] unfotuntley all i have here is widgets cheap arse (Ricey)
[Ricey] foggy you can go for 90 minutes at a go (Ricey)
LAMBIE IN BOILING DEAD CATS AND STREET ORPHANS FOR GLUE SHOCKER (^Stuii^)
[widget] fuck yer then i shall have to do it manually (^Stuii^)
[feekery] i aint had none for agews (^Stuii^)
�Bitch Session Now In Progress. Hard Hats Available From The Foyer. (Lambie)
[meow``] shit. Ive been on for nearly 2 hours. (^Stuii^)
�Robstar in LEAVE THE FILTH *shocker*� (Catalyst)
[gnomie] he did it twice! (Robstar)
�[gnomie] he did it twice! (Lambie)
[gnomie] and the stick got left behind :) (^Stuii^)
[gnomie] he did it twice! (Robstar)
[gnomie] jules and rich were actually really good at it (Robstar)
�[meow``] man, we had to beg her (Lambie)
*** Signoff: LadyBeth (long job!) (Robstar)
[widget] its not as fun when you do it that way (gnomie)
�http://users.aber.ac.uk/sjg94/images/wtls/wtls6.jpg (Lambie)
�[Sange] I think someones been playing with me (Lambie)
* cnych couldnt see the sperm coming at all :P (Mr_Scod^)
INSERT COIN (^Stuii^)
IN STUII (Robstar)
�and robsta (cnych)
IN MASSIVE SEX ORGY (Mr_Scod^)
WITH ASPARAGUS (Robstar)
�AND SAUSAGES CALLED DAVE (Lambie)
ALL DRENCHED IN A FINE MASALA SAUCE (Robstar)
�AND LEMON CURD� (Ahumph)
�AND LEMON TURD� (^Stuii^)
AND WEDGET IT (Mr_Scod^)
�WITH A SIDE ORDER OF SPROUTS (Lambie)
AND A SPRIG OF BEGONIAS (Robstar)
LAMBIE IN WHOLE EVENINGS IN THE CUPBOARD SORDID REVELATIONS *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
Foggy in rabid notherner *unshocker* (Robstar)
ABER GONE NUTS! (Mr_Scod^)
�THIS BEHAVIOUR ISNT FUNNY AND ISNT CLEVER AND MUST CEASE IMMEDIATELY (Lambie)
to THIS BEHAVIOUR ISNT FUNNY AND ISNT CLEVER AND MUST CEASE IMMEDIATELY (***)
[^Stuii^] [Lambie] [Robstar] [^Stuii^] Im now getting strange (Robstar)
SURFR MISSES ALL THE IRC FUN AGAIN (Robstar)
[Lambie] its been the most vibrant throbbing session in history (^Stuii^)
ROBSTAR FAILED (Owf)
[ozgirl] oh dear, here we go... [dyns behind me] (molester)
[ozgirl] oh dear, here we go... [dyns behind me with 3 inches] (Robstar)
[ozgirl] oh dear, here we go... [dyns behind me with 3 inches...and thats if im (Mr_Scod^)
[ozgirl] oh dear, here we go[dyns behind me with 3 inches.and thats if im lucky (Mr_Scod^)
Gnomie In Fantasising About Dyns Penis! (Mr_Scod^)
[Lambie] i gave it to foggy (Robstar)
[Lambie] i gave it to foggy, the sperms gone to a good home (Mr_Scod^)
[Surfr] mmmmmmmm ice cold cock (Robstar)
The previous topic was unacceptable due to letters being added or changed (Robstar)
FOGGY EXPLAINS IRC (Robstar)
�Dyn and lindylu in drunken buttplug tickling *unshocker* (Catalyst)
INTERNET TO BLAME FOR EVERYTHING CLAIMS WATCHDOG *UNSHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
SARAH GREENE DEAD (^Stuii^)
�ANT AND DEC DEAD IN HORRIFIC MARSCAPONE TRAGEDY (Lambie)
�ANT AND DEC DEAD IN HORRIFIC MARSCAPONE TRAGEDY, LAMBIE IN MOURNING (^Stuii^)
WATCHDOG IN PORK SCRATCHING HORROR (^Woodsta^)
�ITS NOT BIG AND ITS NOT CLEVER (Lambie)
#ABER ROCKED BY SOAP-STYLE TURMOIL *UNSHOCKER* (Robstar)
�* Lambie� views robs arse (^Woodsta^)
[Catalyst] Yerd get whip lash twisting yer head (Robstar)
FOGGY STRUGGLES TO ADMIT HOMOSEXUALITY (Robstar)
�I HAVE FAILED, O.K. ? (Catalyst)
Well have no trouble here (^Woodsta^)
We Eat Riddm (^Woodsta^)
Troubled times, you know I cannot lie,,, (^Woodsta^)
* gnomie is all wet (^Stuii^`)
If I hadnt seen such riches I could live with being poor (^Woodsta^)
[gnomie] im hot (Robstar)
[^Woodsta^] and that you Tug at it at every opportunity Robstar (^Stuii^`)
[^Stuii^`] if anyone else can really give a hiding I would be grateful (Ricey)
[Robstar] well its just so long and uncontrollable (Ricey)
EVERYONE WHO CAN HELP WOODSTA (Robstar)
[^Stuii^`] well all be a better chance coming (Ricey)
[^Stuii^`] come in my hair (Ricey)
[Robstar] surfr what if you just pack well (`^Stuii^)
YOU REALISE THIS IS THE SUMMARY OF AL:L YU HACVE ACHIEVED OVER 4 YEARS (Ricey)
[Fermit] fucking huge arse (Ricey)
roll another fat one dave (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] I HATE FUCKING [^Stuii^] JUST FUCK ME [-- clearly confused (Ricey)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/1/11268.html (Ricey)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/1/11257.html (Ricee)
[^Stuii^] JUST FUCK ME (Ricee)
�[Foggy] bugger its coming (Lambie)
[Foggy] bugger its coming in my room now (^Stuii^)
[Ricee] CATALYST YOUR BEDS HERE (StuiiGone)
�[^Stuii^] I actually *turned down* sex last night (Lambie)
[Lambie] I fire blanks (Surfr)
ONE HAH HAH HAAAAH (^Woodsta^)
Manly Hardware Hour- with your hosts Stuii and Surfr (Surfr)
�[mr_frag] 4 years of constant prodding (Lambie)
GANG BANG (Surfr)
OI! WERE THE SWEENEY, AND WE AINT HAD OUR DINNAAAAAAAAAAH (^Woodsta^)
Dont try this at home kids (Hordy)
IVE BEEN A FRICKIN EVIL DOCTOR FOR 30 FRICKIN YEARS, OKAY? (^Stuii^)
Stuii reveals he is doctor Evil *SHOCKER* (Hordy)
#aber - now under militarion rule - see Surfr for details (Surfr)
Doc cookie is with Gemms, NOT ME! (Hordy)
HORDY IN SECRET PUP DESIRE REVELATION *UNSHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
THisIs AlL SlAnDeROu$ Behavoiur (Hordy)
whoohewheheheh HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE what a predicament (Surfr)
PUP BRINGS HER 1337 H4][0R KNOWLEDGE INTO PLAY (^Woodsta^)
whoohewheheheh HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE what a predicament (Surfr)
here come the bastards (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] Im gonna be up all night now (^Stuii^)
is it luck? (^Woodsta^)
[gnomie] i hope someone scores soon (^Woodsta^)
[gnomie] i hope for some sores soon (�LA�) (^Stuii^)
#aber: Now open Wednesday afternoons and Saturdays 10.00-10.00pm (^Stuii^)
Los Bastardos (^Woodsta^)
THEW MAPLE LEAF WILL RULE YOU ALL (Surfr)
THE MAPLE LEAF WILL RULE YOU ALL (Surfr)
[Surfr] Its nice to score (^Woodsta^)
You can have it all if you like (^Woodsta^)
Annoying phrase #1: At the end of the day (^Woodsta^)
hopefully next season we will achieve a situation where we are playing with lev (Ricey)
hopefully well achieve a situation where were playing with level goalposts (Ricey)
[Lambie] i have a very tight one (Surfr)
Lambie confesses all *SHOCKER* (Hordy)
Its true what they say, youre only King for a day. (^Woodsta^)
Im going deeper underground, theres too much panic in this town (^Woodsta^)
Dazed and confused, but trying to continue (Hordy)
LEX IN EXPERIENCING GUILT SHOCKER (^Woodsta^)
LINDY DOESNT CARE, #ABER DEVASTATED (Woodstar)
Lazy day, sunday afternoon, like to put yer feet up, IRC :) (Hordy)
Who on *earth* put up the previous cheesy topic? (^Stuii^)
I do not, have not and never will look like Ronan bloody keating :P (hordy_AFK)
[Surfr] Ive shit fuck many times (Ricey)
* Ricey thinks about sausages (`Stuii`)
are you still here (Ricey)
Saarlax NOT MALE *shocker* (Saarlax)
RICEY SOON MOUNTS *UNSHOCKER* (widget)
I AM MORDAC, PREVENTER OF INFOMATION SERVICES (^Stuii^)
It is not necessary to put the dead channel as a topic (^Stuii^)
Wookie not dead, reveals Wookie *shocker* (^Stuii^)
The previous url pasted to the channel was ridiculous (Robstar)
you have �FAILED� to fail! (Mr_Scod)
WOOKIE REVELATION!!! [Wookie] your all filth (Mr_Scod)
[Moggz] i am the bitch queen (sixxie)
ESSEN MEIN SCHEISE (^Stuii^)
ACTION PUMPO (^Stuii^)
ACTION PUMPO - ORGAZMAGIZMO (Ricey)
[Mr_Scod] LAMBIE ARE YOU COMING? (Shrink)
[^woodsta^] aka - Ive done bigger ones ;) (|aka|)
England 2, Portgual 3, �Scotland 0�. (^Stuii^)
England loose at footy, The millenium bridge is being closed, What more could po (Hordy)
England loose at footy, The millenium bridge losed, What more could go wrong? (Hordy)
England loose at footy, The millenium bridge closed, What more could go wrong? (Hordy)
The previous topic did not conform to #aber standards and was TERMINATED (`Stuii`)
[widget] and how so very cheeky it is (`Stuii`)
SCOTLAND FAIL TO QUALIFY FOR INTER-TOTO CUP *UNSHOCKER* (Owf)
*PAH* (Mr_Scod)
SCOTLAND GOALKEEPER CELEBRATES 423RD BIRTHDAY (Owf)
SCOTLAND �FAIL� *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
PORTUGALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL (Mr_Scod)
But I thought Scotland were knocked out by England? (^Stuii^)
SILENCE! (Mr_Scod)
SWEEEEEEEDEN (Owf)
SCOTLAND BEATEN BY WI SUNDAY RESERVES *UNSHOCKER* (Owf)
��SILENCE! (Mr_Scod)
PAUL GASCOIGNE DEAD (StuiiAway)
YUGOSLAVIA �0� - �3� NOT YUGOSLAVIA (StuiiGone)
Whoever put up the last topic has FAILED (^Woodsta^)
SILENCE (^Stuii^)
SILENCE - everyone obey the Stuii New World Order (Surfr)
(�]��[ - #aber - ]��[�) (^hordy^)
(�]��[ - #aber - ]��[�) (^hordy^)
The previous topic was the product of a s|{r1pt |{1dd13s s|{r1pt (^Stuii^)
If we dont know you, go away. This is a local channel. (^Woodsta^)
�bin bag (Ricey)
�demand (Ricey)
�romona but with a bag over her head (Ricey)
�little fluffy clouds (Ricey)
�Photon is it was like that when I got it *shocker* (Catalyst)
�Ricey in Out of stethoscope error� (Catalyst)
http://www.annsummers.com/store/Bphoto/bview.asp?file=DASHPECKB.jpg (Ricey)
http://www.annsummers.com/store/Bphoto/MASSAGEBALLb.jpg (Ricey)
[foggeh] i polished off the block (Ricey)
[foggeh] i polished off the block [widget] unless I go down... (Ricey)
�Widget in going down [on] Brighton� *unshocker* (Catalyst)
[foggeh] she is having deep and meaningful sloppy seconds with me so feck off (Ricey)
�[Ricey] Im busy shagging a donkey� (Catalyst)
[Catalyst] GOOD JOB JON [-- allegedly (Ricey)
[Ricey] I am busy shagging a plastic donkey, any loose change? (widget)
�You have come here from all over there world because society has no further use (Catalyst)
�You have come here from all over the world because society has no further use f (Catalyst)
�You have come here from all over the world because society has no further use4u (Catalyst)
�Foggy and Gnomie in Yes, were on about Canada again *�unshocker��*� (Catalyst)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/newsid_789000/789098.stm (elta)
[Mr_Scod] what size is he? (^Stuii^)
OLIVER BIERHOFF DEAD (^Stuii^)
GERMAN NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM DEAD. ENGLAND STILL LOSE (elta)
Ferret and Stuii in channel on thier own [SLEAZE!] (ferret)
#ABER DEAD AS LIGHTWEIGHT STOODENTS FLAIL IN DIALUP HELL *UNSHOCKER* (Woodstar)
* `Stuii` needs a mate (Robstar)
[`Stuii`] ROBSTAR I HAVENT HAD ANY MATES (Robstar)
[six809] after all, this porn doesnt wank over itself... (Lambie)
THIS IS A LOCAL CHANNEL FOR LOCAL PEOPLE. (^Woodsta^)
�I met a traveller from an ancient brewery ...� (Catalyst)
�[gnomie] IVE HAD TOO MUCH FUCKING� (Catalyst)
STUII IN CHOCOLATE MELTING *UNSHOCKER* (Wookie)
STUII IN B0RKING NEIGHBOURS *UNSHOCKER* (Wookie)
[Wookie] filth, with the right hand shaking i guess (^Stuii^)
http://www.geocities.com/gonzogonzo_us/ (^Stuii^)
DAN IS A RICH BITCH NOW (Mr_Scod^)
[elta] i dont get off in bed for less than a fiver (elta)
[elta] i dont get off in bed with Dan for less than a fiver (Mr_Scod^)
[Mr_Scod^] i dont go up Dan for less than a fiver (elta)
C&A DEAD (^Stuii^)
C&A DEAD (Robstar)
[Surfr] I was close (^Stuii^)
C&A DEAD -- Intensive clothing market competition blamed duuh (Robstar)
C&A DEAD -- Volcanic eruption at manufacturers blamed (Robstar)
C&A DEAD - Robert seen queuing for closing down sale (^Stuii^)
C&A DEAD -- Stuii 2 positions ahead in the queue spots Robert (Robstar)
C&A DEAD - Robert places own mother in queue ahead of Stuii (^Stuii^)
C&A DEAD - Robert leaves queue momentarily for bag of chips and gravy (Robstar)
C&A DEAD - Woman in shell suit steals Roberts place in queue (^Stuii^)
C&A DEAD - Stuart pushchaired to death by single mothers (Robstar)
C&A DEAD - Stuii takes cash register in everything must go sale (^Stuii^)
C&A DEAD - Stuii disappointed as cash register is empty and crappy ibm clone (Robstar)
C&A DEAD - Cash register crapness blamed on Aber MEng student (^Stuii^)
C&A DEAD - MEng student delegates responsibility to BSc pawn (Robstar)
C&A DEAD - MEng student wears suit *shocler* (^Stuii^)
C&A DEAD - MEng student wears suit (50% off closing down sale) (Robstar)
C&A DEAD - MEng student replaces Burton suit (^Stuii^)
C&A DEAD - MEng student hands old suit to BSc ragman (Robstar)
C&A DEAD - 1000s of drama students and other rejects jobless (and homeless) (Robstar)
* Robstar examines stuii (Shrink)
��/� (^Stuii^)
B0RK ELA (^Stuii^)
B0RK ELTA (^Stuii^)
dont B0RK ELTA (|kitten|)
Intercepted a Sector Scan from jklow(22:16:11) - ooooh fsck (elta)
http://www.ricey.net/you_have_a_sexy_program_no.jpg (Ricey)
Deathly silence falls over Aber *SHOCKER* (Hordy)
[|tigger|] who doesnt like a bit of stuffing? (Mr_Scod)
Now now children.... play nice (^Hordy^)
The Previous Topic Set By Hordy Was Deemed Cheesy (Mr_Scod)
The last topic set by scod was complete Filth (^Hordy^)
Topics Are Allowed To Be Filty But Not Cheesy (Mr_Scod)
This is a filthy and yet cheesey topic. (^Hordy^)
Hordy Is Banned From Topic Changing (Mr_Scod)
Hordy Is Banned From Topic Changing Cos They Are Crap! (Mr_Scod)
Hordy changes topic again *SHOCKER* (^Hordy^)
NO! (Mr_Scod)
http://www.ricey.net/you_have_a_sexy_program_no.jpg (^Hordy^)
NO! (Mr_Scod)
YOU ARE ��NOT�� ALLOWED TO CHANGE THE TOPIC HORDY! (Mr_Scod)
Shrink In Phonesex *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Just do it (^Hordy^)
HORDY...YOU ARE TERMINATED! (Mr_Scod)
Just do it - Bestow random acts of violence on Scod :) (^Hordy^)
��SILENCE!!! (Mr_Scod)
[Surfr] if you can get yer floppy working that is (Shrink)
shit digging hour - pick an opponent and start digging (Surfr)
MEET! (Portsmouth, bah) Saturday - http://www.boredgirl.co.uk/irc/ (meow```)
�MFC .. Dont use it cos its complete bollocks� (Catalyst)
[delradie] Will a Wet Daddy do instead? (^Stuii^)
No smoking. (^Stuii^)
JUNGLISM (^Stuii^)
NO MORE SEX FOR STUII!! (Mr_Scod)
THIS IS A LOCAL CHANNEL. PLEASE LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. (^Stuii^)
RUTGER HAUR DEAD (^Woodsta^)
NEWBIE KEI IN VEGETABLE RING AGONY (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] its mandatory to carry a man in my new job ;) (Woodstar)
A HANDBAG? (^Stuii^)
No topic is set (^Woodsta^)
WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW (Lambie)
Lambie in teen hero dampness scandal *unshocker* (widget)
you cant prove a thing officer (Lambie)
is that a truncheon in your pocket or are youjust pleased to see me? (widget)
[scally] I found the x-men jolly rousing last saturday (Lambie)
scally in cartoon dampness scandal I like a lot of action *shocker* (widget)
scally in lets see if I can keep it up for more than 5 days this time *shocker (widget)
[scally] now if I was an op, Ide have it up in a flash (Ricey)
[scally] I probably cant get my rod attached (gnomie)
THIS CHANNEL WILL BE CLOSED FOR REFURBISHMENT FOR 3 MONTHS, PLEASE TRY LATER. (Lambie)
NOBODY LISTEN TO GNOMIE (Mr_Scod)
ENGLAND [ �0� - �0� ] GERMANY (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND [ �5� - �0� ] GERMANY (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND [ �0� - �0� ] GERMANY, live coverage on #aber! (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND [ �0� - �0� ] GERMANY, PETER BEARDSLEY DEAD (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND [ �0� - �0� ] GERMANY, �KICK OFF� (^Stuii^)
OOO ENGLAND HAVE WON A THROW IN!! (Mr_Scod)
ENGLAND [ �0� - �0� ] GERMANY (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND [ �0� - �0� ] MOST OF ARSENAL (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND [ �0� - �0� ] GERMANY - [HALF TIME] (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND [ �0� - �0� ] GERMANY - [BECKHAM CARDED] (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND [ �1� - �0� ] GERMANY - [SHEARER] (^Stuii^)
PANTS! (Mr_Scod)
ENGLAND [ �1� - �0� ] GERMANY - [SHEARER] (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND [ �1� - �0� ] GERMANY - *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
Germans seem to be unable to stand up for more than 5 mins without falling over (Surfr)
GERMANY YOU HAVE �FAILED (Surfr)
MAC USERS: GET A PROPER COMPUTER (^Stuii^)
MAC/NETSCAPE USERS: GET A PROPER COMPUTER/BROWSER (`^Stuii^)
everyone b0rk 16:35:12 (Robstar)
YOU NEED TO CUT AND PASTE BECAUSE YOU ARE WEAK (Lambie)
[widget] I had the lusty laugh on my sister tonight (Robstar)
riceys aim is piss (ashley)
Dr. Who obtains new young female assistant to p0rk (`^Stuii^)
[Surfr] cor i was doing it back then too (Shrink)
Widgets campaign against the demons who pump pr0n is now commencing (widget)
[Catalyst] Foggy - and then you were spent ? (^Stuii^)
[widget] I am afraid you will not be getting the chance to sample them visually (^Stuii^)
CHER DEAD (^Stuii^)
�[^Stuii^] Im more concerned about the absorbency (ashley)
[eppa] it was hard I can tell you (^Woodsta^)
England face expulsion on repeat of weekend violence *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
�feekster has a nice fan blowing him (ashley)
[Lambie] er poof (^Woodsta^)
Mithtreth Widget Lays Down The Law *Unshocker* (Lambie)
You Tell Your Friends About ONETel! (^Stuii^)
Yawn... Another Windoze virus hath emerged... (Wyrmy)
The previous topic was set by Wyrm and no further details were provided (^Stuii^)
Once again, Queen Latifa is back! (^Stuii^)
LANTERNJAW (^Stuii^)
Baboon better than Weasel claims Baboon (^Stuii^)
GRANT IN UK GOLD HAIR SHOCKER (^Stuii^)
HANNAH MARTIN DEAD (^Stuii^)
MIMI LA BONK DEAD (^Stuii^)
[foggeh] ive never tasted yer gravy (^Stuii^)
[widget] I am beginning to get a little paranoid (^Stuii^)
^Stuii^!~stuii@modem-48.double-barred-spinefoot.dialup.pol.co.uk (Ricey)
Planetarion officially shit due to huge gnarly alliances *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
Planetarion officially shit due to huge gnarly alliances *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
[Owf] im not anal enough (Wookie)
SILENCE (Owf)
The previous topic was deemed too offensive (Wookie)
The previous topic was two thumbs fresh (^Stuii^)
Quincy Not On Because Of Royal Ascot *Outrage* (Mr_Scod)
STUII IN JOINING CHANNEL IMMEDIATELY AFTER 0800 TIME STARTS *UNSHOCKER* (Owf)
#aber Log Search version 3 BETA now available for testing (^Stuii^)
BBC B0RKED IN WEST LONDON POWER HELL (^Stuii^)
[gnomie] its just too salty (Fermit)
ENGLAND [ �0� - �0� ] ROMANIA - live coverage on #aber! (^Stuii^)
Stuii In Being A Spoilsport! (Mr_Scod)
1-0 (Mr_Scod)
Romania Caused A General Defense Error In England. Please Reinstall Euro 2000 (Mr_Scod)
ENGLAND [ �1� - �1� ] ROMANIA (^Stuii^`)
ENGLAND [ �2� - �1� ] ROMANIA (^Stuii^`)
ENGLAND [ �2� - �2� ] ROMANIA (^Stuii^`)
ENGLAND 2 ROMANIA 2 (^Woodsta^)
ENGLAND [ �2� - �2� ] ROMANIA (^Stuii^`)
ENGLAND [ �2� - �12� ] ROMANIA (Mr_Scod)
SCOTLAND [ �0� ] (^Stuii^`)
YOURE GOING HOME IN A BELGIAN AM-BU-LANCE (^Woodsta^)
3 MINUTES UNTIL RIOTS (^Stuii^`)
EVACUATE BELGIUM - 3 MINUTE WARNING (^Woodsta^)
MILLIONS DEAD IN BELGIUM SOCCER RIOT HELL (^Stuii^`)
LONDON GRILL - EAT IT, AND SHUT UP (^Stuii^)
to �W��a��R��3�Z� W��a�R��3��Z �W��a��R��3�Z� W��a�R��3��Z �W��a��R��3�Z�� (***)
New #aber log search engine now open - www.aber.org.uk (^Stuii^)
SILENCE! (Mr_Scod)
www.birdvbird.com - weird (m0ng)
��*POUT* (Mr_Scod)
we will talk about wibren as we please (Shrink)
LET ME EAT CAKE (Mr_Scod)
Brotherly/Sisterly Love At Its Finest (Mr_Scod)
Scottish/Welsh relationships are bound to end in tears (Shrink)
Which Relationship Is This Then? (Mr_Scod)
scod in wibren fetish fantasy *unshocker* (Shrink)
Gareth In Maggie Thatcher Lusting (Mr_Scod)
Shaun in Tony Blair slobbering (Shrink)
Gareth In William Hauge Head Shining! (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod in Saarlax anal probing enquiry (Shrink)
Gareth In Percy The Pig Porking Pleasure! (Mr_Scod)
SHAUN CODGINOGATINOUMSOMETHING DEAD (Shrink)
WELSH PEOPLE BANNED! (Mr_Scod)
CELTS WHO ARE NOT WELSH ARE NOT WELCOME IN THESE PARTS (Shrink)
WATCH IT! (Mr_Scod)
WATCH WHAT? YOU LOSE AT RUGBY? (Shrink)
OR AT FOOTBALL (Mr_Scod)
FOOTBALL IS A LAME GAME (Shrink)
SHRINK IN BED IS LAME *ALLEGEDLY* (Mr_Scod)
*PAH* (Mr_Scod)
IDLEWILDS ALBUM IS VERY FUNKILY GOOD (Mr_Scod)
�Ricey in I want to inspect your hinge *terror*� (Catalyst)
#I_want_to_bore_you_with_english_drivel in got a room *shocker* (Ricey)
*** Mr_Scod (Scots_vest@host*.btinternet.com) has joined #gaylondon *shocker* (^Stuii^)
SILENCE! (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod in squeezing out a tune on the pork oboe *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
Aerowolf In Stuii Snogging *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
MR_SCOD TWO THUMBS FRESH CLAIMS DUNDEE RENT BOY (^Stuii^)
fNAR (Mr_Scod)
MR_SCOD TWO THUMBS FRESH CLAIMS DUNDEE RENT BOY (^Stuii^)
* sixxie was very aroused last night, scally (^Stuii^)
* sixxie was very aroused last night, scally; [scally] heh Ill say :) (^Stuii^)
b0nk (^Stuii^)
b0nk Tracey (Mr_Scod)
*Pah* (Mr_Scod)
MR_SCOD IN TURGID BEAVER TERROR (^Stuii^)
[foggeh] fuck rebecca wore me out this afternoon (Lambie)
[`Lex] zeb - jolly good, spent the day with the bf in the park porking (Ricey)
Beer guts are *not* attractive (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] stuii, fuck me (Ricey)
http://www.nuclear-dawn.com/gallery/ [-- CYBERPR0N (Ricey)
http://www.nuclear-dawn.com/gallery/ [-- CYBERPR0N (Ricey)
MADNESS. POWER. DOMINATION. BEHOLD THE STUII NEW WORLD ORDER. (^Stuii^)
[widget] it is small, round and slkightly pinker than the rest of me (Ricey)
[foggeh] that was before my fucking methods exam (Ricey)
News on dynamic ISP hostmasks: www.aber.org.uk (^Stuii^)
MADNESS. POWER. DOMINATION. BEHOLD THE COMING OF THE STUII NEW WORLD ORDER (^Stuii^)
THE STUII NEW WORLD ORDER BETTER COME INTO EFFECT SOON COS IM BORED (Woodstar)
IF YOU SAY THAT YOU ARE MINE ILL BE THERE TILL THE END OF TIME (Woodstar)
The Lat Topic Was Demmed Pants (Mr_Scod)
The Last Topic Was Demmed Pants (Mr_Scod)
LadyBeth is officially nuts (and proud of it!) (LadyBeth)
[Zebrabomb] its miserable and damp here like Lindylus genitals (Surfr)
Lambie in free insertion fees *shocker* (^Stuii^)
* BizkitBoy is off to spank up. (Lambie)
WOMAN DIES (^Stuii^)
WOMAN DIES AFTER SNIFFING SCODS PUBBY BREATH *SHOCKER* (Hordy)
My Monitor Is Kinda Broken (Mr_Scod)
#aber: Now with late night opening on Thursdays until 8.00pm ! (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] LWGE, YOU JAVBE R-[NDDF THE HANEL (Ricee)
I HAVE 12 HOURS TILL I LEAVE THE COUNTRY (Mr_Scod)
LONDON GRILL: EAT IT, AND SHUT UP (^Stuii^)
The next topic will be unacceptable. (^Stuii^)
Pants (Mr_Scod^)
The previous topic was, quite literally, pants. (^Stuii^)
[scally] today I am mostly tasting of egg and p0rk roll (^Stuii^)
Scally And Stuii In Whipping Orgy *Shocker* (Mr_Scod^)
CREW EXPENDABLE (Woodstar)
CREWE EXPENDABLE (Woodstar)
CREWE MAY EXIST, UNCONFIRMED REPORTS SUGGEST. LIES CRIES MINISTER. (^Stuii^)
STUII IS A ROBOT (Woodstar)
BEHOLD, SIGOURNEY WEAVERS PANTS (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] IT WAS *HUGE* (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] lightly more brown at the pointy end (^Stuii^)
[Photon] its a bit bigger than that now though (^Stuii^)
[foggeh] ah i just massaged her (^Stuii^)
FOLIE. PUISSANCE. DOMINATION. (^Stuii^)
* emms is all overcum (^Stuii^)
[foggeh] i sucked this i sucked that i even sucked and old mans cock so what, so (^Stuii^)
What a revolting topic (^Woodsta^)
Previous topic set by ^Woodsta^!shilson@host213-1-128-191.btinternet.com on Sun (^Stuii^)
everyone having net sex say aye (Robstar)
everyone having net sex remain quiet (Robstar)
Everyone having net sex change the topic. Robert is gay. (^Stuii^)
Catalyst and Ricey return together *suspicion* (Robstar)
[Catalyst] And I finished feasting on Ricey (Robstar)
WOMAN DIES (^Stuii^)
RABBIT EATEN BY FOX (Robstar)
CAR DOOR CLOSED (^Stuii^)
WOMAN DIES TWICE (Ricey)
BABY BORN (^Woodsta^)
SUN RISES (^Stuii^)
BOT LOGS REMOVED FROM WEBSITE *SCANDLE* (Dyn)
BOT LOGS REMOVED FROM WEBSITE FOR SECURITY PURPOSES (^Stuii^)
AND ITS SCANDEL (^Stuii^)
AIR IDENTIFIED AS IMPORTANT (^Woodsta^)
FISH CAUGHT SWIMMING IN WATER (Robstar)
MAN GROWS HAIR (^Stuii^)
BRIAN BLESSED BEARD FAKE SHOCKER (^Woodsta^)
stop pissing with the topic (foggeh)
PLANET TO ROTATE TODAY (^Stuii^)
CHOCOLATE FIREGUARD DEEMED AS USELESS (Hordy)
SOLAR POWERED TORCH FAILS TO CATCH ON (^Stuii^)
WATER FALLS FROM SKY AS BRANSON PISSES OUT OF BALOON (^Woodsta^)
STUIIS JOKES FAIL TO CATCH ON (Robstar)
ROBERTS ANUS FAILS TO BURN (^Stuii^)
ROBERT FINALLY SHOWERS *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
ROBSTAR DIES IN DETERGENT HELL (^Stuii^)
ROBERT FINALLY FINISHES HIS SHOWER *SHOCKER* (Ricey)
#ABER IN TOPIC CHANGING FRENZY (^Woodsta^)
ROBSTAR DENIES RICEY ACCESS *SHOCKLER* (^Stuii^)
DYN TALKS POINTLESS TECHNICAL ROT (WITH BAD SPELLING) (Robstar)
to DYN TALKS POINTLESS TECHNICAL ROT (WITH BAD SPELLING) (***)
ROBSTAR IN BITCH, LOVER, WHORE, MOTHER REVELATIONS (^Stuii^)
#aberites in cant be arsed to obfuscate Dyn for log confusion purposes *sho (Ricey)
#ABER IN DYNN FIXATION (^Woodsta^)
The previous topic contained a redundant n and was found to be offensive (Robstar)
#aber not really talking about Dyn when hes not here *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
FOGGEH LEAVES FOR CADBURYS CHOCOLATE SNACK (Robstar)
STUII IN HIPPY CANDLE FLOWERPOWER MALARKEY COBBLERS HELL (^Woodsta^)
DYN FAILS (Robstar)
RICEY ARSING ABOUT SHOCKER (Dyn)
[Dyn] I keep getting fucked (Robstar)
[^Woodsta^] aye they suck [nat] DAVE, I DID INDEED (Ricey)
UEFA CALLES FOR IMMEDIATE BANNING OF DY-N (^Stuii^)
STUII DECLARED SILLY (^Woodsta^)
Hordys mind walks out demanding lots of THC before its return (Hordy)
#ABER: ROCKIN ALL OVER THE WORLD (^Stuii^`)
[foggstar] i neeed a foot long tuna (gnomie)
Click Here for Warez! (^Stuii^)
*** Retrieving #aber info... (^Stuii^)
* ^Stuii^ sucks (Wookie)
[Wookie] i just come (^Stuii^)
The previous topic was a lie (Wookie)
The previous topic was censored by Wookie (^Stuii^)
topic to [Wookie] i just come ([12:15])
WILLIES (^Stuii^)
WERTHERS ORIGIONALS (scally)
The previous topic contained an unacceptable spelling error (^Stuii^)
THE FREAKS COME OUT (^Stuii^)
RICEY IN !SEEN SANGE SUSPICION (^Stuii^)
WOODSTA ALERT (^Stuii^)
AMAZON/COM GOING BUST AS INTERNET BUSINESSES PROVED TO BE CRAP (^Woodsta^)
CANADIAN GOES OUT OF WIMBLEDON (^Woodsta^)
BRITAIN DOING SHITE AT TENNIS^h^h^h^h^h^hSPORT *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
DRUNKEN MAN HITS BRIDGE (^Woodsta^)
[@^Stuii^`] CHEESECAKE IS THE WORLD OF THE DEVIL (Woodstar)
[sixxie] and theres a small blob of cream at the top (^Stuii^`)
[sixxie] the cheese is bright yellow. not normal (^Stuii^`)
[Lambie] my sheep is utterly butterleyd again (Ricey)
Slashdot in predicting the end of the Internet *unshocker* (^Stuii^`)
Clearly it was very amusing (Robstar)
�[foggeh] yer right just u try and come ... [widget] *quake*� (Catalyst)
[Sange] she farts [foggeh] but i shall go down (Ricey)
[widget] I have seen quite a few bad ones in my time (foggeh)
[^Stuii^] ow qweea (elta)
delradie: haha, but my waistcoat is like a shield of steel (Eucriel)
[delradie] and you can quote me on that (^Stuii^)
PLANE_ARION KNACKEROONIED *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
STUART PRONOUNCED BLOND BY HORRIFIED SURGEONS EARLIER TODAY *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
BTINTERNET COMMENDED FOR IMAGINATIVELY NAMED HOSTS (Robstar)
DITA IN FAILURE TO BANG ON ABOUT THE GOOD OLD DAYS *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
QUEEN OUT BLURTS MOWLEM (^Woodsta^)
ITS CHANGE JOBS MONTH (^Stuii^)
G1v3 m3 w4r3z 1n m`/ h34rt k33p m3 l33ch1ng. K33p m3 l33ch1ng t1ll th3 3nd of d4 (^Stuii^)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/3/11577.html (Ricey)
[scally] where are you all coming from? (Ricey)
(blatant topic bait) [wookie] it was about 7 inches long (sixxie)
[LadyBeth] wookie - WHAT was 7 inches long? (^Stuii^)
STUII IN FILTHY BEGGING FOR WAREY *SHOCKER* (wookie)
Stuii in filthy begging for warez *SHOCKER* (wookie)
[scally] Ive yet to have any :( (LadyBeth)
UNITED STATES BANS GAY SCOUT LEADERS MADNESS (^Stuii^)
�UNITED STATES DECLARES WAR ON STUIIS NEW WORLD ORDER� (Catalyst)
�UNITED STATES SWIFTLY VANQUISHED STUIIS NEW WORLD ORDER� (Ricey)
�UNITED STATES SWIFTLY VANQUISHED BY STUIIS NEW WORLD ORDER� (Ricey)
|tigger| and Surfr join at the same time *jelly moulding suspicion* (Robstar)
|tigger|, Surfr and Shrink join at the same time *jelly moulding suspicion* (Robstar)
|tigger|, Surfr and Shrink leave at the same time *jelly moulding confirmed* (Ricey)
#ABER DEAD (^Woodsta^)
ELIAN: WHY IS HE STILL MAKING HEADLINE NEWS? (^Stuii^)
Guns. Ban them? #aber in serious topic *shocker* (^Stuii^)
STUART HAS SKID MARKED PANTS ON *UNSHOCKER* (Robstar)
ROBERT INSERTS CABBAGES INTO SPARROWS *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
ROBSTAR DESTROYS THE SERIOUS DISCUSSION *UNSHOCKER* (Robstar)
[elta] bit more difficult to walk around with a shotgun down your trews (Robstar)
BAN ALL ANKLES - DANGEROUS (^Stuii^)
�* Surfr sists back and watches (ashley)
�* Surfr sits back and watches (ashley)
[LadyBeth] ash - it feels pretty good, thanks (^Stuii^)
[LadyBeth] ash - wonderful says it feels pretty good, thanks (LadyBeth)
Stuii - youre a pervert! (LadyBeth)
[scally] I need something longer (^Stuii^)
Note: Your bot is shite will not get the problem resolved (^Stuii^)
* ashley wants a bacon (^Stuii^)
�stuii doesnt know what he wants (ashley)
�Stuii in I think Id rather be shot shocker (ashley)
�AlleyCat makes a move on the laptop (ashley)
* Fermit_ is not gonna get a penis (Lambie)
[Dyn] stuii and I both need each other (Fermit_)
Aye, Dyn is right. (^Stuii^)
�emms looks for something to keep lubricated with (ashley)
NO BEETLES (^Stuii^)
NO WEEVILS (Ricey)
NO EARWIGS (`^Stuii^)
�Surfr takes delivery of spangley new in/out toys (idiat)
/dcs/mgg5: No such file or directory (Ricey)
Surfr does a monologu (Robstar)
Surfr does a monologue (Robstar)
* Robstar defiles a corpse (LadyBeth)
MOON NOT REAL CLAIMS BUSH (^Stuii^)
SURFR SEEN (^Stuii^)
SURFR SEEN BUT NOT NERD (Ricey)
SURFR NERD (^Stuii^)
SURFR DEAD NERD (Robs)
SMURFIN SURFR SURFEIT SHEEN UNSEEN SURFIN SUMFIN SINCE SUMTIME (Ricey)
THOSE WERE THE HEADLINES. HAPPY NOW? (^Stuii^)
Fosters - now 96% alcohol free! (^Stuii^)
STUART DOESNT KNOW HOW TO ENABLE PING RESPONSES ON HIS CLIENT (Robstar)
STUART DOESNT CARE (^Stuii^)
STUART DOESNT KNOW HOW TO ENABLE PING RESPONSES ON HIS CLIENT (Robstar)
STUART DOES (^Stuii^)
STUART IS A LI�A�R (Robstar)
�FOOLS� (^Stuii^)
�FIX IT (Robstar)
ROBSTARLL FIX IT FOR YOU, YOU AND YOU (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] BA BA BAAAAAAAA *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] apparently we all have to dress up in naughty schoolgirl outfits then p (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] 17 (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] 17 [widgery] thats a biggun (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] 17 [widgery] thats a biggun [Lambie] aye (^Stuii^)
Stuart despesrately attempts to grasp a humourous topic ;o) (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] you will have to force me (Lambie)
[JKD] Im from essex (^Stuii^)
[JKD] Im from essex [Woodstar] Im not wanking (^Stuii^)
both hands up whos not wanking (Robstar)
The next person to change this topic is a filthy perverts. The midlands do not e (^Stuii^)
The previous topic incorrectly used plural when it should have used singular (Robstar)
^Stuii^ masturbating over naked women *shocker* (Woodstar)
[�spurgeon�] heeft iemand mijn klepel gezien? (^Stuii^)
[Redhead] truste wie dr nog wakker is (^Stuii^)
THE NEXT PERSON TO CHANGE THIS TOPIC IS WANKING. STUART IS WANKING. (Robstar)
Vaginal Toupes (Woodstar)
The previous topic was sent by Robstar, whilst waknking (Saarlax)
LAMBIE SNEAKS OFF FOR A WAFTY CRANK (Robstar)
The previos topic offended mooky, who left (Robstar)
STUART PRONOUNCED HETEROSEXUAL *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
[03:28] [Hordy] Im too bolloxed for this really.. :) (Hordy)
I have updated the website for your benefit, please take note. (peanut)
FUCK IT ALL. FUCK IT RIGHT IN THE EAR. (`^Stuii^)
LIVINGSTONE DEAD AFTER MANIC BOTTY SEX ATTACK IN FINSBURY PARK (`^Stuii^)
#aber: Special late opening tonight! (`^Stuii^)
�stuii in asking ferret to come *shocker* (Dyn)
[Dyn] Im not a how-to fan (Ricey)
Thats just asking for trouble (Woodstar)
[CptBlue] i used to have a massive score, but its pathetic now (^Stuii^`)
[CptBlue] it was going to be up again by today (^Stuii^`)
Police Camera Action would like to thank Americans for being stuipid. (^Woodsta^)
Police Camera Action would like to thank Americans for being stupid. (^Woodsta^)
DALE WINTON: THAT WAS YOUR LIFE. (Woodstar)
[^Stuii^`] Roy Orbisons side burns (Woodstar)
[Fermit] i have cok in my mouth now (Ricey)
[Lambster] did you enjoy your filth swallow? (1 leter added (tm)) (Fermit)
[scally] I shall whip out my cat and play games (Ricey)
[scally] I shall play the gamesmaster and whip my cat *miaow* (widget)
[scally] I am just spunk incarnate, and deserve to be in the topic (scally)
Self quoting topics carry less points than usual (^Stuii^)
Fantasy Landrover spotted in LRO (Wyrm)
the beatings will continue until morale improves (Wyrm)
DANA INTERNATIONAL DEAD (^Stuii^)
#aber logs in exactly the same size for 4 months running *shocker* (^Stuii^)
[Lambster] stuii give me some (Ricey)
the previous topic was lame (Lambie)
The previous topic did not have a capital letter and lacked a full stop. (^Stuii^)
The previous topic was also lame. (Lambie)
I have never seen a topic quite so lame as that last one. (^Woodsta^)
Myles in freak assembly goat exclamations *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
Woodsta in Myles can provide screws claim *shocker* (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] YOU THINK I BLOW TROUT IN THE MIDDLE OF CARDIGAN BAY AND I DONT KNOW H (^Stuii^)
No topic is set (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I HAVE FAILED BEYOND ALL COMPARE (Lambie)
WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP (^Stuii^)
The real slim shady in *stands up* shocker (|aka|)
STUII AND WOODSTA IN SAUSAGE SLICING HELL (^Woodsta^)
[@Catalyst] foggeh - Well try again at 4am (^Woodsta^)
[Catalyst] havnt been on planetarion today. [-- *shocker* (Ricey)
PHILIP SCHOFIELD DEAD (^Stuii^)
PHILIP SCHOFIELD KILLED IN ANDI PETERS NEVER AS POPULAR AS YOU REVENGE *SHOCKE (Ricey)
PHILIP SCHOFIELD DEAD IN ANDI PETERS NEVER AS POPULAR AS YOU REVENGE *SHOCKE (Ricey)
PHILIP SCHOFIELD DEAD IN ANDI PETERS NEVER AS POPULAR AS YOU REVENGE *SHOCKER* (Ricey)
o/~ and a porkpie in a pile of chicken milk o/~ (^Stuii^)
Eucriel In Assembly Goat Snacker Shocker (Lambie)
* LadyBeth is always dropping hers (^Stuii^)
smelly bloke comes to the helpdesk *unshocker* (LadyBeth)
[Ricey] hmm pink is only available in snagless (^Stuii^)
[Zebrabomb] Cat have you ever had it? (LadyBeth)
* Wyrm was just bust prostituting (Ricey)
PLANETARION DEAD (^Stuii^)
LEO BLAIR ARRESTED ON LEICESTER SQUARE FOR BEING PISSED (^Stuii^)
[peanut] lambie if you see dan give him a poke from me (^Stuii^)
MSG PEANUT FOR XXX HOT SURFING ACTION (Lambster)
please note my birthday is july 22nd, I will be in Cairns (peanut)
please note my birthday is july 22nd, I will be in Cairns (tim) (Ricey)
The previous topic was written in the first person and was therefore meaningless (^Stuii^)
[Lambster] myles wants a good cocking, we need more people tho * SuperDuck will (elta)
[Lambster] myles wants a good cocking * SuperDuck will try to last longer (elta)
England looses 2006 World Cup bid *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
If Chris Morris is God, does that make Ben Norwood the devil? (Wyrmy)
W@R3Z �W@R3Z �W@R3Z �W@R3Z �W@R3Z �W@R3Z �W@R3Z �W@R3Z �W@R3Z �W@R3Z �W@R3Z �W@R (^Stuii^)
RICEY WAIT (Lambie)
about fucking time too! (Zebrabomb)
(^Woodsta^)
Darling, hes losing the power of rational thought. (^Woodsta^)
STUII AND NAT BATTLE TO THE DEATH OVER FERRET (^Woodsta^)
Widget in preparing Catalysts sofa on Monday *shocker* (^Stuii^)
* VirtStuii has returned ( Stuiikins is here innit ) (Ricey)
* idiat gets back to the topic in hand (`^Stuii^`)
Course we do! Its not all work work work! (^Stuii^`)
[Dyn] its about 3/4 inch long (Ricey)
[Dyn] you must take me [Dyn] *hump* (Ricey)
[widget] and I say my arse tits (Ricey)
Planetarion reopens the doors at 10 AM today, get b0rking (Surfr)
Planetarion reopening now Monday 10.00 CET (LadyBeth)
Gordons alive! (Woodstar)
Dispatch Warlock in Ajax, to bring back his body! (Woodstar)
Dispatch Warlocks with Ajax, To Clean up the Toilet. (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] ISDN just isnt fast enough [Markyboy] Surfr try 56k dialup (^Stuii^`)
FEEK NOT DEAD (^Stuii^`)
#aber all bound for Moo-Moo Land claims KLF (^Stuii^`)
widget to come on Monday *SHOCKER* (Saarlax)
Gnomie In Fulfilling Playboy Fantasies *Shocker* (Lambster)
TV more exciting than gnomie *SHOCKER* (gnomie)
Gnomie In Fulfilling Playboy Fantasies *Shocker* (Lambster)
http://cabinessence.cream.org/ (sixxie)
wake up! (peanut)
The previous topic was of poor quality (`^Stuii^)
well, that one wasnt much better, frankly (peanut)
The previous topic contained an apostrophe failure. (`^Stuii^)
CEASE (peanut)
The previous topic lacked a terminating full stop. (`^Stuii^)
I am leaving now so it doesnt matter (peanut)
The previous topic contained an apostrophe failure. (`^Stuii^)
goodbye. (peanut)
The previous topic lacked a capital letter. (`^Stuii^)
The previous topic was anal. (sixxie)
Is this ok then? (peanut)
The previous topic contained ok in the wrong letter case. (`^Stuii^)
Ian Beale Is A Rough Old Trout. Discuss. (Lambie)
[Surfr] snapped me rod too (^Woodsta^)
[JKD] I need someone to teach me how to bone people (`Lex)
Hell hath no fury like a woman tickled. (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] aye we all know its not up (`^Stuii^)
Would the real Lambie please stand up (^Woodsta^)
The Previous Topic Was Declared Null And Void (Lambie)
This has GOT to be the most boring channel areound tonight!!! (LadyBeth)
This has GOT to be the most boring channel around tonight!!! (LadyBeth)
Ken Dodd Butchered By Rod Hulls Vengeful Banshee Spirit [Unshocker] (Ferret)
[Fermit] wont it drop overnight? (^Woodsta^)
[Lambie] ive got a pole arsing that evil horse (Ricey)
* widgery has to get up to come (Ricey)
PLANETARION IS NOW OPERATIONAL AGAIN!!! (LadyBeth)
* sixxie stuffs some crumpet (^Stuii^)
WOULD THE REAL SLIM LAMBIE PLEASE STAND UP. (^woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] anyone else want it while Im at it? (Lambie)
Todays mission: Find The Chicken Song (Spitting Image) on Napster. (^Stuii^)
Vossnet in power failure terror hell (^Stuii^)
Ferret over-using arse *shocker* (Dyn)
Dyn getting knickers in a twist over simple error *unshocker* (^Woodsta^)
Demon Internet NOT BURNED TO THE GROUND *UNSHOCKER* (Woodstar)
FREAK HURRICANE TO HIT LOS ANGELES IN 20 HOURS *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[gnomie] im bored, still hard, but at least it smells like curry! (Shrink)
bah (gnomie)
http://metal.planetarion.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/002879.html [== how to tell if you (elta)
http://metal.planetarion.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/002879.html [== too much PA (elta)
No Im sorry but thats unacceptable and wont be permitted (VirtStuii)
BID FOR STUIIS EBAY JUNK OR FACE THE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE CONSEQUENCES (^Stuii^)
[emms] yes, RICEY, COME.CONSEQUENCES (^Stuii^)
[emms] yes, RICEY, COME (^Stuii^)
Queen Mum Does The Ton *unshocker* (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] I would love to have a go at a box (Ricey)
�NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT HARRY BLOODY POTTER� (^Stuii^)
RUNCIE DEAD (^Stuii^)
The previous topic was clearly true and therefore invalid (Ricey)
RUNCIE HAS A BIT OF A COUGH (Ricey)
[Lambie] i wonder if he got the same room feek spurted in (^Stuii^)
* Ricey marvels at the his ability to stay up [�letters removed�] (^Stuii^)
fuck this (delboy)
[andyw] Ricey]yes, all of it (`Lex)
ITS THE SIZE OF A DATSUN (^Stuii^)
`Nat is put off of chocolate *SHOCKER* (Hordy)
RONAN IN POT SMOKING *SHOCKER* (Monsta)
I like drugs and the drugs like me! (^Hordy^)
[`natty] monsta, after what happened last night im surprised u can even say choc (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] aye I had an unusually large amount this morning (eltawater)
FREE $$$ CABLE XXX MONEY !!! PR0N @@@ WAREZ (^Stuii^)
STUII FOUND GUILTY OF ATTRACTING RUSSIANS WITH PR0N *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
LEX BECOMES DOMESTICATED *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
[elta] and its playing merry hell with my WANc (Ricey)
Bernard Manning dead. (Wyrmy)
I need some secure passwords ^w^w Welsh insults (Wyrmy)
Click here to continue (^Stuii^)
Click here to continue (rate PG13) (^Stuii^)
RONALD REAGAN (^Stuii^)
RONALD REAGAN DEAD (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I COULDNT TAKE MORE THAN ONE IN A NIGHT (^Stuii^)
[`natty] blimey, eating ice cream dont half make u cold (^Woodsta^)
* `natty isnt worth the effort (Dyn)
DYN GETS CATTY *UNSHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
DYN GETS PUSSY *SHOCKER* (ferret)
Channel 5 kills conversation *shocker* (Dyn)
Gnomie Shares Secret Life Sabre Sex Toy Fantasies *Shocker* (Lambie)
Gnomie Shares Secret Light Sabre Sex Toy Fantasies *Shocker* (Lambie)
http://www.aber.org.uk/misc/abertv.html (^Stuii^)
�EXTERMINATE� (Pyro_)
#aber - the channel where aber students are no longer welcome: GET A JOB! (`Lex)
If we were any more idle, wed be unemployed (Dyn)
OMNIBUS (^Stuii^)
...and we all say aye together (Dyn)
Es not your dad. We never knew who your dad was. (^Stuii^)
Dont leave me alone here with Saarlaxative (scally)
oh dear (Lambie)
http://www.pca.state.mn.us/hot/frogs.html#reporting (`Lex)
[fragg] Lambie, but then Im sure I felt your tits at one stage.. [NLA!] (`Lex)
[scally] I only stuck it in its hole an hour ago (^Stuii^)
BRITNEY SPEARS MUST DIE (^Stuii^)
(Markyboy)
Who is Lorry??? Answers on a post card please!!! (Markyboy)
The dead zone (^Markyboy)
fight FIGHT FIGHT!!!!! (Markyboy)
Dyns technical help desk is now in session (Dyn)
Feck off, the person who set the prvious topic (Catalyst)
[Surfr] its hard but lovely (Lambie)
Sixxie friend of the stars welcomes you to #aber - come hobnob with me (Ricey)
* Monsta` munches on a huge chicken (`^Stuii^)
[Monsta`] i apear to be a little unstable tonight (funcan)
* ^natty sticks her hand up [Dyn] (sixxie)
we appear to be talking about planetarion again (Dyn)
[`^Stuii^] I havent had an original idea (Ricey)
[scally] Im suspicious about this spunk (Ricey)
[scally] Im suspicious about this spunk [scally] but theres no milk until the s (Ricey)
[scally] Im suspicious about this spunk but theres no milk until the shops open (Ricey)
Inquiry into leaky Blair *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Ricey in loose *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] behold my largeness [elta] you have a considerable size, I am impressed (elta)
�Lambie In False Breast Baiting *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
�New Planetarion pages�: http://planetarion.aber.org.uk/ (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] but ill balm him anyway (^Stuii^)
[ferret] That is going soon as i get her off (^Stuii^)
Ben Norwood rumoured dead (Wyrm)
Stuii is uncharacteristically optimisitc today (Wyrm)
Ben Norwood feared dead, millions rejoice. (Wyrm)
KARL MARX DEAD (^Stuii^)
SARAH PAYNE MURDERED *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] if Photon was here, me and him would piss on you all (Lambie)
hey, lets argue about pre-1984 microprocessors (Ricey)
Welcome To Stuiis N@p573r Z0n3 (slightly later than sceduled) (Lambie)
Welcome To Stuiis N@p573r Z0n3 (slightly later than sceduled due to the tennis) (elta)
QUEEN LATIFA DEAD (^Stuii^)
BARCLAYS SMARCLAYS (Ricey)
http://www.innit.co.uk/misc/obsolete-electronics.jpg (^Stuii^)
Welcome To Porno Hour (with Myles) (Lambie)
The Previous Topic Was Withdrawn On Pain of Pain (Lambie)
[scally] something something spunk somthing milk in the morning (Ricey)
WEST LONDON BOMB KILLS SCORES (^Stuii^)
[Catalyst] Robs - Youve just far too demanding (^Stuii^)
w3.h4v3.th3.sk1llz.t0.p4y.th3.b1llz (^Stuii^)
Welcome To The Pissing Contest (Web Browser Edition), slightly earlier than sche (Lambie)
Welcome To The Pissing Contest (Web Browser Edition), searlier than scheduled (Lambie)
HORST DEAD (Robstar)
HORST HORSED (Ricey)
Du Hast (Mr_Scod)
And they catch him. And they say hes mental. (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: World Shocker Highlights ON NEXT: Verbose Luncheon (Ricey)
Pissing Contest: Preliminary Rounds Now Starting (Lambie)
LAMBIE HAS LOTS OF ROIDS AND NO FLEET. PLUNDER AWAY! (`^Stuii^)
oi (Lambie)
Fragg Leaves. #Aber Lapses Into Mourning. Special Tribute Show @ 9pm on AberTV (Lambie)
[Catalyst] Actually, I am playing with it at the moment ... just not mine ;) [LR (`^Stuii^)
[Catalyst] Actually, I am playing with it at the moment ... just not mine ;) (elta)
* Dyn gets handed (Ricey)
ALL MEN ARE BASTARDS. EXCEPT STUII. AND POSSIBLY DYN. (^Stuii^)
STUII REVEALED AS ONLY LEGITIMATE CHILD EVER *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
FREESERVE BECOMES #ABER ISP-OF-CHOICE *SHOCKER* (Robst)
SIXXIE IN UNSCHEDULED CUNT N PASTE FRENZY - HUNDREDS DIE IN RIOTING (Robstar)
HEATHCLIFF DEAD (^Stuii^`)
JOHN CRAVEN DEAD (^Stuii^`)
NOW: Land Of The Obviously Unemployed. NEXT: Compsci Helpdesk (^Stuii^)
* Ricey is taking part in a borking (Markyboy)
http://www.1freespace.com/tech/pokeman2/main.html [==== FANTASTIC :O) (elta)
http://www.1freespace.com/tech/pokeman2/main.html [==== JUSTICE :O) (elta)
[LadyBeth] was it buggering your cat? (^Stuii^)
[sixxie] erk milky just asked if i wanted it (LadyBeth)
Jason, Krissi And Lambie In Sex Frenzy (Mr_Scod)
* Shrink plays with his... (Dyn)
Pissing Contest Begins 3 Hours Later Than Scheduled (Lambie)
Let History Never Forgot.. The Name.. Aber Alliance! (Lambie)
Let History Never Forget.. The Name.. Aber Alliance! (Lambie)
*mark riley voice* ... ... ... ... whooooooooooooooo??? (Ricey)
[Harmonix] Surfr : How big is it???? (^Stuii^)
[Harmonix] Surfr : How big is it? [Stuii] 19 [Ricey] thats hella wide (^Stuii^)
[Zebrabomb] Surfr you can get a couple of dicks up my rear end if you have a 19 (Surfr_)
Excessive numbers of monitors syndrome workshop (Harmonix)
[Zebrabomb] Surfr if you had two of em in your gob youd know about it (LadyBeth)
#PANTS ASSIMILATED (^Stuii^)
THORPE PARK BURNING OUT OF CONTROL - HUNDREDS DEAD (`^Stuii^)
ALEXI SAYLE DEAD (`^Stuii^)
NOW: Riceys Sex Tips (with Ricey). NEXT: Land Of The Obviously Unemployed (^Stuii^)
Pissing Contest Erupts In Hostilities, Jerry Springer Notified (Lambie)
surf/fermit/feek/ferret: club together and buy ebay item 388550948 (Ricey)
* peanut pokes surfr *unshocker* (LadyBeth)
irc less interesting than reading *unshocker* (smidig)
irc less interesting than reading *unshocker* (smidig)
irc less interesting than reading *unshocker* (smidig)
The Graveyard Shift Makes A Special Weekend Appearance (Lambie)
GERMAN PHOTON-IMPERSONATERS ON THE INCREASE *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
matrimony (Ricey)
[Lambster] i cant stand (Ricey)
http://www.shinylime.free-online.co.uk/Asda.html (Ricey)
aye (Robstar)
http://casualpower.com (Ricey)
NOEL EDMONDS DEAD (^Stuii^)
NOEL EDMONDS DEAD - NATIONAL HOLIDAY DECLARED (elta)
��WAR�� (^Stuii^)
Welcome To Hammond Organ Amateur Recital Night (Lambie)
Who ate all the pies? (Dyn)
How many people can you fit in a 2 � bedroom house? Answers on a postcard please (Woodstar)
Ethel Missing In Eastenders *Horror* (Mr_Scod)
Ethel Senile Sex Romp With Patrick Moore *unshocker* (^Woodsta^)
Ethel Senile Sex Romp With Patrick Moore *unshocker* (^Woodsta^)
[Dyn] can you unzip it (^Stuii^)
[ferret] I did Widget (Woodstar)
http://www.multinet.no/~eivindt/planetarion/python/search.cgi?term=catalyst (^Stuii^)
b0rk 8.12.18 (Lambie)
Resistance Is Futile, You Will Be Assimilated. (Lambie)
Resistance Is Futile, Your Pants Will Be Assimilated. (Mr_Scod)
[Lambie] my p**** is now ENORMOUS (Fermit)
[Mr_Scod] what size is it lambie? (^Stuii^)
Welcome To The Early Afternoon Edition of Sixxies URL Bazaar (Lambie)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/europe/newsid_850000/850903.stm (Lambie)
CONCORDE CRASH HORROR UNSHOCKER (^Stuii^)
ROBIN COOK DEAD IN CONCORDE CRASH HORROR (Lambie)
Arse (Mr_Scod)
Welcome To Pissing Contest Special Cray Edition (Hosted By Fermit) (Lambie)
[widget] right, I have to go as lambie wants to go to bed (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] and I for one mount all different types (`Lex)
STROP ALERT! (Dyn)
BLAME DYN (Robstar)
BE NICE NOW CHILDREN (`natty)
BLAME NAT (Robstar)
BLAME CANADA (elta)
BLAME ELTA (Robstar)
BLAME IT ON THE BOOGIE (elta)
BLAME IT ON ANYBODY U BLOODY LIKE (`natty)
I cant think of a topic to suit 1:15am other than Vest (scally)
Where is all the Filth? (scally)
Widget aint here!!!! Thats why the filth aint here!!! (^Markyboy)
U will all join the #blighty collective (^Markyboy)
[scally] back to one handed typing for a bit :) (gnomie)
We hate racists and farcycle (Harmonix)
Miscellaneous & obscure editors hour (Robstar)
wordpad rocks (Robstar)
Click here to continue (^Stuii^)
man its big, its fat son, and its the size of a datsun (^Stuii^)
�BR in Train Service without the service ... or the trains� *unshocker* (Catalyst)
CONCORDE FIASCO BLAMED ON RAILTRACK CHIEF (Robstar)
[Lambie] bed bed bed (^Woodsta^)
aye (Lambie)
innit (Mr_Scod^)
My Cripple Mr Onion Appears To Have Crippled CMOT Dibbler (Mr_Scod^)
[Robstar] my juices have finished spurting onto stuii (Ricey)
SOCKET DEAD (Robstar)
[Robstar] i have to come too (Robstar)
[Robstar] hmm im pretty much spent now (^Stuii^`)
Tuvuc said acceptable *mirth* (`^Stuii^)
�[gnomie] nobody has entered ME yet� (Catalyst)
NAPSTER DEAD (Lambie)
[Mr_Scod] its a nice entry (^Stuii^)
The new #kw (Fermit)
[Fermit] I told you why :( stop rubbing it (scally)
[sixxie] i really like having a wee (Ricey)
�felching is sucking your own semen out of your lovers anus� (^Stuii^)
felching is sucking your (Robstar)
felching is sucking your nadges (Ricey)
felching is sucking your own semen out of your lovers anus an essay by stuart f (Robstar)
felching is sucking your own semen out of your lovers anus - an essay by stuii (Ricey)
how do you eat yours? (Ricey)
EVERYONE JOINS AT THE SAME TIME NETSPLIT ORGY *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
www.tapster.com (Wyrm)
Fermit in return of Jaden *shocker* (Ricey)
#aber renamed #cockney-walkabout (Robstar)
DEBIANS DEB DEAD (^Stuii^)
your life as you have known it is over, from this time forward you will service (Lambie)
your life as you have known itisover, from this time forward you will service us (Lambie)
[gnomie] i quite like service (Robstar)
Catalyst Hour. With Catalyst. (Robstar)
* milky and his gf are playing tonight (Robstar)
Planetarion is b0rked (Kr|ss|)
Firmit in a Virgin *shocker* (^Woodsta^)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_850000/850770.stm (Surfr)
Fermit in wants for a virgin *unshocker* (Surfr)
boys. toys. (Ricey)
RIP Napster, we shall probably be seeing your like again very shortly. (Woodstar)
Welcome to #aber Telethon2000 (^Stuii^)
JANEWAYS HAIR TAKES TURN FOR THE WORSE *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
Guildford is closed until further notice (^Stuii^)
..claims wide-arse cockney (Robstar)
RICEY HOWAREYEA (Robstar)
GNOMIE MAKES A TOKEN SUBMISSION TO ATTEMPT TO SWAY ATTENTION FROM THE FACT SHES (Robstar)
P0RKING (Robstar)
PARKING, EVEN (Robstar)
COS WOMEN CANT DRIVE (Robstar)
NOT GUILTY VERDICT (45mins unanimous) (now stop asking) (Ricey)
FRAGG IN ANIMAL SEX *HORROR* (Mr_Scod)
http://www.cs.rhbnc.ac.uk/home/asach/asan/ash.jpg [=== RESULT (elta)
ASHLEY CLEARED *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
its all grist to the mill (Ricey)
has anyone *not* read pages 1,4 and 5 of the Daily Express ? (Surfr_)
me (Robstar)
The previous topic was written in the first person and is therefore inadmissable (^Stuii^)
Post all turd-in-a-boxes to 67B MEADFIELD ROAD, LANGLEY, BERKSHIRE, SL3 8HR (Robstar)
PASTE WARS EPISODE FIVE - THE CLIPBOARD STRIKES BACK (Ricey)
Post all turd-in-a-boxes to 67B MEADFIELD (Robstar)
to Post all turd-in-a-boxes to 67B MEADFIELD ([Lambie])
[fragg] my lengthy load has now concluded (Robstar)
NOW: Invasion Of The Off-Peak Dialups. NEXT: Where Are My Ops? (^Stuii^)
money. burning. (Ricey)
5ive In Being Pants (Mr_Scod^)
5ive In Pants, Enid Blighton Arrested. (^Woodsta^)
Death By Nattys Breasts.....What A Way To Go! (Mr_Scod)
LAMBIE FAILS TO SUPPLY WAREZ *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
GNOMIE RETURNS (Robstar)
A NEW ERA FOR #ABER HAS BEGUN (Robstar)
NEW BRA NEEDED .. #ABER IS SAGGING (Catalyst)
[scally] Ive always been eaten ravishingly (Ricey)
Napster Is Dead, Long Live Audiognome (Lambie)
Napster NOT DEAD (^Stuii^)
CYNDY BEALE TROLLOP (^Stuii^)
welcome to the bubbling hormone-pit (fragg)
welcome to the bubbling hormone-pit, starring fragg and diablo 2 (Robstar)
*** Signoff: Aubs (I gotta Shit!! C ya people :o) (Robstar)
[Markyboy] Oh god I have ended up on a porn site (Mr_Scod)
[Monsta] im an upstanding member of the community (^Stuii^)
[Markyboy] U may be wanting women then ??? [LA] (`^Stuii^)
* Woodstar finds his zipper after a years absence (`^Stuii^)
Attack of the Killer Typos from Mars (^Woodsta^)
[Catalysy] Lambie is fucking me (NLA[tm.]) (^Woodsta^)
[Catalyst] Lambie is fucking me (NLA[tm.]) (Woodstar)
[Lambster] hurrah, incest [NLA] (^Woodsta^)
�Ricey shat me out� claims Scally (Catalyst)
Ricey in �She was shite when she came� *horror (Catalyst)
BERGERAC DEAD (^Stuii^)
QUINCY IN AUTOPSY OF BERGERAC *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
nightmare. fucking. night. mare. (Ricey)
Parents: When your offspring leave the country, take the hint man! (Lex)
[^Stuii^] ROBERT IS IMPOTANT (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] ROBERT IS IMPOTANTNLA (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] ROBERT IS IMPOTANT OH BUGGER IT (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] ROBERT IS IMPOTANT (nla) (^Woodsta^)
[evaski] time to bugger dave (Ricey)
[Ricey] toss me (^Woodsta^)
Stuii in still at Vossnet *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
[Catalyst] Ill do her tonight. (Fermit)
My UNIX is better than yours (^Stuii^)
FERMIT DEAD (^Stuii^)
MORE PEOPLE LISTEN TO NEWS24 THEME THAN WATCH IT *UNSHOCKER* (Owf)
INVENTOR OF INTERNET REVEALS DEVELOPMENT OF INTERNET+ (^Stuii^)
www.shilson.clara.co.uk/soton.html VAGUE DETAILOS OF SOTON MEET (^Woodsta^)
www.shilson.clara.co.uk/soton.html VAGUE DETAILS OF SOTON MEET (^Woodsta^)
ITS 1996 AND I AM BACK - JUST ENDURE IT (gabble)
The previous topic was not valid for the 21st centuy (^Stuii^)
[Markyboy] scoddy gobbble away (Ricey)
[^Woodsta^] please note that I cant sleep now cos Im excited :P (gnomie)
risc-os central (sixxie)
www.shilson.clara.co.uk/soton.html (^Woodsta^)
Dawn French is the name of a woman, but can you give me the name of a man? (^Stuii^)
www.shilson.clara.co.uk/soton.html Southampton Meat innit. (^Woodsta^)
www.shilson.clara.co.uk/soton.html Southampton Meat innit.et (^Woodsta^)
www.shilson.clara.co.uk/soton.html Southampton Meat innit. (^Woodsta^)
[meow`] just twiddle nob and dial (Ricey)
*** Quits: dof (off to drink hole) (Ricey)
[LadyBeth] wouldnt an ass be more appropriate? (^Stuii^)
BETTY BOOTHROYD CAUGHT IN FISTING INCIDENT HORROR (^Stuii^)
[scally] COMING UP YOUR PISS WOODSTAR? (Ricey)
* Dyn initiates a pile (Ricey)
Dyn In Anti Parent Slur! (Mr_Scod)
[Dyn] I have to work out to piss (Ricey)
SuperDuck and Zebrabomb in joint joining *shocker* (Ricey)
[Fermit] WHO ATE ALL THE PIES (Ricey)
Stuii in about to leave Vossnet for the last time *shocker* (^Stuii^)
* Owf would like a valve (Ricey)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS DEEMED TO BE UNACCEPTABLY PANTS (Owf)
http://tahmer.free.fr/planet/ if anyones interested (Ghengis)
* Dyn had a shit for tea [Dyn] utter crap it was (Ricey)
Were having another pissing contest arent we? (Dyn)
Gremmie leaving Aberystwyth *shocker* (Gremmie)
Land of the dead (Markyboy)
Hurah for scally (Markyboy)
Sixxies URL Hour - Special Extended Edition. With Sixxie. (Ricey)
Sixxies URL Hour - Special Extended Edition. With Ricey. (Ricey)
http://www.envador.com/Photos/PVCII/ [=== hardware overkill syndrome (elta)
�FERMIT DECREES : FUTURE OF IRC SAFE� (Catalyst)
�RICEY DECLARES: BANDWIDTH LIMITED (AGAIN)� (Ricey)
[nat] DYN, ILL HAVE IT NOW LUVIE (Ricey)
and everybodys a comedian luv (nat)
[nat] ILL HAVE IT NOW LUVIE [Ricey] i was quite proud of that one (Lambie)
[Fermit] I AM RELIEVED (^Stuii^)
Monika Khanna, BChD, MFGDP(UK) (Dental Surgeon) DEAD (^Stuii^)
�^Stuii^ has Fermit� in �I AM RELIEVED� *shocker* [�nla�] (Ricey)
Swiffer is a brand new way to dust! (^Stuii^)
[Fermit] the leather one I am relaxing in now (Photon_)
torque (Ricey)
�THERES MORE LIFE, MORE LIFE, MORE LIFE IN RICEYS VEST� (Catalyst)
[Fermit] I love you m0ng (SuperDuck)
Queen Mother Dies On Toilet *Horror* (Mr_Scod)
Queen Mother Dies While Taking A Dump *Horror* (Mr_Scod)
�Dyn is annoyed he cant come� (Fermit)
Lets All Think Of Fluffy Rabbits (Mr_Scod^)
the happy channel (nutty)
Dyn is not happy (Dyn)
welcome to the bitchy channel (nutty)
welcome to the fluffy sheep channel (Mr_Scod^)
Welcome to the whores channel (Lebatsirk)
saucer of milk anybody .... (nutty)
Elta is guilty (`Markyboy)
elta in shocking claims of innocence (`natty)
natty in lewd *GROPE HUGS* *shocker* (Lambster)
nuffink lewd in that luv, u didnt complain last time :) (nutty)
2:26 and alls bollox (Hordy)
[^Woodsta^] vole Im getting it (Vole)
[elta] yeah, its getting a bit crusty now (Ferret)
[fragg] NO YOU JUST GAVE THEM SEXUAL FAVOURS [Mr_Scod] YOUR JEALOUS (elta)
[peanut] YOU WILL RECIVE IT SHORTLY [Mr_Scod] I SHALL BUTTER YOU (Ricey)
[scally] cant I just insert it briefly? (elta)
ROD HULL DEAD *SHOCKER* (Dyn)
All BEHOLD Morph (Mr_Scod)
^Woodsta^] come help me screw! (evaski)
[Ricey] nat take us (Dyn)
[Dyn] mark eat me (Ricey)
[`natty] ricey, ur on top tonite luv :) (Ricey)
ON NOW: Dyns Radio Hour. With Dyn. ON NEXT: Graveyard/Planetarion Shift (Ricey)
[Ricee] im hardened now (Dyn_)
[Lambster] ricey im hard (Woodstar)
[Ricee] emms did it to me, and im hard now [�NLA�] (Lambster)
Cor scally aint here!!! Is he really ill or summat???? (Markyboy)
No, I fell asleep and my connection died (scally)
No, I fell asleep and u-net FAILED (scally)
OBI-WAN KENOBI DEAD (scally)
Debian Advocacy Hour. With Catalyst, Ricey, and Sixxie. (Ricey)
Debian Advocacy Hour. With Catalyst, Sixxie, and Bandwagon. (Ricey)
Just finished The Rant, With Catalyst and Elta ... next up ... some relaxing m (Catalyst)
Just finished The Rant, With Cat and Elta ... next up ... some relaxing muzak (elta)
Those who dont understand Unix are doomed forever to re-invent it, badly. (Dr_Dan)
ROBIN DAY DEAD (sixxie)
we have scrupples *shocker* (Surfr)
ROBIN-WAN KENODAY DEAD (Ricey)
SIRSIR ROBIN-WAN KENODAY DEAD (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] am p[ised (Dyn)
[Dyn]I want a wank isnt anything new (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Riceys Abuse Service (Special Early Edition) (Ricey)
ON NOW: Aber gnarlyness (Fermit)
[Surfr] and its probably half the size of yours (m0ng)
//3 r l337 (L4m813)
Lambie: #abers resident W4r3z, Drugz and Vodka dealership (Surfr)
Death to the Demonic Big Brother House! (gabble)
Currently : Static Followed by : Sixxies workday with sixxie (Markyboy)
blimey irc is dull at 4.56 am :p (peanut)
blimey irc is dull at 2.18 pm :p (scally)
blimey irc is dull at 2.19 pm :p (scally)
blimey irc is dull at 2.21 pm :p (scally)
blimey irc is dull at 2.34 pm :p (scally)
blimey irc is dull at 2.36 pm :p (Ricey)
blimey irc is dull at 3.34 pm :p (Ricey)
blimey irc is dull at *.** pm :p (scally)
blimey irc is dull at 1?d.dd [ap]m :p (sixxie)
The Previous Topic Was Found To Contain Compsci Jargon And Was Removed (Lambster)
[Dyn] am I talking about wanking *again*? (`nat)
[Dyn] am I wanking *again*? NLA[tm] (Dyn)
[Ferret] and they have been doing it for almost a year now! (SuperDuck)
[Ferret] and they have been doing it for almost a year now! [scally] Which means (SuperDuck)
I give up (SuperDuck)
sixxie ill (SuperDuck)
Fermit and Woodsta in Washing Machine Skirmish *shocker* (^Woodsta^)
Ethels Still Not Dead *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Fermit In Payment Of Microphone Blow Job (Mr_Scod)
http://www.callnetuk.com/home/nataliemh/shaunpic.html (`nat)
MEOW AND STUII HAVE SAME TASTE IN MEN *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
QUIZ FOR DAY: How gnarly is ^Woodsta^? (^Woodsta^)
Woman Woman, OK I Admit it! I want Woman! (gabble)
GABBLE WAS HERE (Lambster)
Bejabbers (Mr_Scod)
Sex on the beach (Dyn)
Ive Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts (Mr_Scod)
OHara treachary has disgrace us. (^Woodsta^)
On now: Woodstas TV Commentary - Next: Post-Pub Promulgations (Dyn)
Its alright dear, you wont get pregant - Ive been using my laptop a lot this (Monsta)
Its alright dear, you wont get pregant - Ive been using my laptop a lot (Monsta)
Its alright dear, you wont get pregnant - Ive been using my laptop a lot (scally)
[Monsta] maybe ill employ a few to blow my ... (Dyn)
[Monsta] maybe ill employ a few to blow my puppy (Dyn)
[^Woodsta^] I may erect in one of rew and dan, and shar can sing (Ricey)
[^Woodsta^] damn fermit and his demon dip (Ricey)
Dont Mention The War! (gabble)
Fermit Has No Coffee. Batten Down The Hatches, And Brace For Impact (Lambster)
ETHEL STILL NOT DEAD *UNSHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
WHEN WILL ETHEL DIE? *PONDER* (Mr_Scod)
ETHEL: WHY WONT YOU DIE! (^Woodsta^)
ETHEL: ARE YOU IMMORTAL? (Mr_Scod)
ETHEL: LOST MEMEBER OF THE CLAN MACLEOD? (^Woodsta^)
EFFUWL: LOST MEMEBER OF THE CLAN MACLEOD? (^Stuii^)
EFFUWL MACLEOD OF THE CLAN MACLEOD (^Woodsta^)
DEATH TO THE DEMON THAT IS TODAY! (gabble)
Yes, Planetarion is B0rked. (Lambster)
Fscking marketdroids... (Dr_Dan)
[scally] its amazing whats down my trousers (Ricey)
gnomie in going to fall asleep at rocsoc *shocker* (gnomie)
�Ricey in thats an old markyboy trick, he had me once or twice a week for quie (Catalyst)
�Ricey in its an old markyboy trick, he had me twice a week for quite a while (Catalyst)
[Fermit_] nah, she can sit on the computer and blow me all day (Ricey)
No signs of life from Crewe says ITN *shocker* (^Woodsta^)
[Mr_Scod] I HAVE BEEN SPANKED (`^Stuii^)
James DEAD *shocker* (Dr_Dan)
[Ricey] i calmed her down by applying hollywood pizza to her (Fermit)
[Lambie] nothing will turn me back on again (Fermit)
Owf In Drinking Shandy *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
DAPHNE AND CELESTE DEAD (`^Stuii^)
NICK DEAD *SHOCKER* (_dyn)
Stuii wants a boyf. Apply within. (`^Stuii^)
Roddy must be eliminated (Gremmie)
�If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.� (Catalyst)
�If at first you dont succeed, YOU HAVE FAILED.� (Ricey)
England Win Cricket Test *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
England Win A Sporting Event *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
England Win An Event *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
no (Mr_Scod)
NO! (Mr_Scod)
ALWAYS (`nat)
YES!!!!!! (Markyboy)
NO, NON, NIEN, NYET! (Mr_Scod)
[`nat] hmmmm bugger [`nat] yes [`nat] yes [`nat] yes [`nat] yes [`nat] YES! (elta)
welcome to the comedy channel :p (`nat)
[`nat] hmmmm bugger [`nat] yes [`nat] yes [`nat] YES! [==when natty met scally== (elta)
is that the best u can do (`nat)
[`nat] hmmmm bugger [`nat] yes yes [`nat] YES! [`nat] is that the best u can do (elta)
the comedy channel ... dont bother (`nat)
[elta] never had any complaints about my service (`nat)
[Dyn] og buggert his shift key (`Markyboy)
next time look out for world war 3! (Dyn)
�Eh eh eh� (Catalyst)
Its too bloody quiet! MAKE SOME NOISE! (Hordy)
TRUESTEPPERS WITH DANE BOWERS FEAT. VICTORIA BECKHAM DEAD (^Stuii^`)
Winner of Smallest Website Competition - http://about:blank/ (^Stuii^`)
Foggeh justified and ancient claim Ancients of Moo Moo (^Stuii^`)
[widget] ferrets back door doesnt immediately beg me (^Stuii^`)
Resistance Is Futile. You Will Comply. (Lambie)
[foggeh] just got up ricey (^Stuii^`)
[Ricey] foggeh no no ive been up and at it for hours (^Stuii^`)
NORRIS McWHIRTER DEAD (^Stuii^`)
goin outta my ead ere (^Stuii^`)
MRS. GOGGINS DEAD (^Stuii^`)
Scally good boy, reports `nat, *shocker* (^Stuii^`)
Widget in ferret failed to please Filth Escapade (Ferret)
Widget in if birmingham is the second biggest city? whats the biggest cockne (Ferret)
Widgit in novelty 4 sheep counting escapade (Ferret)
Iain [M] Banks, /server chat.bbc.co.uk, /join #scevent (sixxie)
The previous topic is no longer relevant (sixxie)
And Nor Was That Topic (Mr_Scod)
Finland In Topic *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Finland In Irrelevent Topic *Unshocker* (Ferret)
[funcan] If ferret comes back, ask him to ring me please? (Dyn)
[funcan] If ferret comes back, ask him to ring me please? [monsta] and his cdrom (Monsta)
The previous topic was clearly an in-joke, which is unheard of on #aber (^Stuii^`)
[Lambster] well i wouldnt drive 70 miles to get some again (^Stuii^`)
NOBODY STILL FUCKING CARES ABOUT WHO IS GOING TO PLAY HARRY POTTY (^Stuii^`)
Saarlax sets mode: +l Saarlax sets mode: +l 9 Saarlax sets mode: +l 9 (Lambster)
�^maz^ so how are things with you??? are you in st marys now??? (cnych)
Dont you just love it when the aircon fails? (Wyrm)
Fermit in masochistic NT *shocker* (Wyrm)
the previous topic had FAILED to be a topic (Surfr)
ETHEL DEAD! (Mr_Scod)
ozgirls mobile phone dead *shocker* (Dyn)
Dr Legg Comes Back To The Square! (Mr_Scod)
anything but bloody east-fucking-enders (Dyn)
Brookside Is Now On (Mr_Scod)
Whats everyone here think of a meet up here saturday the 9th, going to XLs (roc (Ghengis)
What ya think of a meet in Brum saturday the 9th, going to XLs till 3am? (Ghengis)
meet? www.hiltonweb.co.uk/meet.htm (Ghengis)
[fragg] THERE IS MUCH PR0N TO BE DOWNLOADED :P (Mr_Scod)
Meet? http://www.hiltonweb.co.uk/meet.htm (Lebatsirk)
[Fermit] fuck my arse all night (Saarlax)
[^maz^] maz looked after m0ng when he didnt have a penis, and now hes looking (Saarlax)
[^maz^] maz looked at m0ng when he didnt have a penis, and now hes after me (Saarlax)
[scally] theres erections everywhere here (^Stuii^`)
This channel terminates at EALING BROADWAY (^Stuii^`)
Lex in actually a transvestite *shocker* (funcan)
Shaylor nicked for being a fat smug git *unshocker* (^Woodsta^)
Brad Pitt bollocked for being lippy to a Copper *shocker* (^Woodsta^)
New Black Adder series coming soon to Sky *shocker* (VirtStuii)
New (crap) Black Adder series coming soon to Sky *shocker* (^Woodsta^)
[widgery] yes, I am clearly gagging to spank you (Lambster)
100%Sex - we are gonna learn all about it now (gabble)
[^maz^] theyre very noisy (funcan)
[^maz^] love you, biffo (funcan)
duncan, shut up :-) (m0ng)
[^maz^] love you, biffo (funcan)
ALISON MOYET DEAD (^Stuii^)
The following people have unacceptable nostrils: (^Stuii^)
FACK OFF YOO SHLAG (^Stuii^)
PETITION AVAILABLE TO GET DOT COTTON ON #ABER (Woodstar)
[Dyn] obviously im not wanking hard enough (`^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I tried as hard as I could but I couldnt get her to come (`^Stuii^)
#aber: Now in Colour! (`^Stuii^)
#aber: Now in Colour and optional Digital! (Lambie)
#aber: Now in Colour and Nicam Digital Stereo! (`^Stuii^)
#aber: Now in Colour and Nicam Digital Stereo! (with tweeters) (Lambie)
#aber: Now in Nicam Digital Woofersound with StuiiVision in selected areas. (^Woodsta^)
ftp://warez.innit.co.uk/ (`^Stuii^)
Water water everywhere and nor a drop to drink (^Woodsta^)
ALL BREAD IS SHIT (`^Stuii^)
[six809] actually, think i may have been interrupted halfway through (`^Stuii^)
REGGIE KRAY TO BE FREED *SHOCKER* (`^Stuii^)
[Woodstar] I rarely bother with periods (meow`)
b0rk 7:16:25 if youre mad enough (sixxie)
PARAS EVOLVES INTO PARASECT *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
JIMMY SOMMERVILLE DEAD (^Stuii^)
Mr_Scod stars in new Spielberg film Shaving Private Scod (rated 18) (Stuii)
All planetarion players see : http://metal.planetarion.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/00501 (Catalyse)
�Planetarion� : http://metal.planetarion.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/005010.html (Catalyse)
JAWS DEAD (Woodstar)
MAGNIFICENT SEVEN DIE IN MASSIVE MORSE MYSTERY! (Mr_Scod^)
Surfr Off To The Pub *Shocker*!!!! (Mr_Scod)
IRC Boring *unshocker* (^Woodsta^)
Headlights, white lines, black tar rivers. (^Woodsta^)
[peanut] id rather see you properly (^Stuii^)
Effuwl the Unready (^Woodsta^)
This Is As Active As Surfrs Stroking Part Of His Sex Life (Mr_Scod)
[scally] Im overcome with seamen (^Woodsta^)
Scally: I like my cheese to be slightly warmed (widget)
[Surfr] I was planning on giving up again tomorow (funcan)
[Surfr] I wanted more tonight (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] I wanted to give alitlle tonight but I gave up (widget)
mode #aber +o * (Surfr)
www.shilson.clara.co.uk YOU HAVE FAILED TO SIGN MY GUESTBOOK. (^Woodsta^)
Yet another fucking broken bit of linux. RELEASE STABLE CODE MORONS (Robstar)
Yet another fucking broken gnome application. RELEASE STABLE CODE MORONS (Catalyst)
[^Ophelia^] but the cord isnt long enough to reach my bed! (Robstar)
[widgery] bugger (^Woodsta^)
* ^Woodsta^ changes to widgery bugger (Photon_)
[widget] bugger [Monsta] that was rather a climax wasnt it (^Woodsta^)
[widget] it came eventually (Robstar)
[fragg] i do necrophilia, even in cyberspace (^Woodsta^)
95% of fermits emails are machine generated *unshiocker* (funcan)
SILENCE (Fermit)
Frank And Pat In Spanish Villa *Renovating* *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[^Stuii^] Lambie has a lot of gays (Woodstar)
SILENCE (Lambster)
[Markyboy] Oh well its not like I am afraid of him, Ill kick his ass and turn h (Lambster)
[Markyboy] Ill kick his ass and turn him into my bitch farm if he tries anythin (Lambster)
Fire in aberystwyth!!! (Dyn_)
Pissing Contest: How many filesystems have you created today? (Saarlax)
[^mouse^] care to fill me in? (Saarlax)
onions in finger cutting scandal (^maz^)
shower in St M sticky under foot shocker (^maz^)
Scod and ^mouse^ (who is clearly gay ;D) enter at the same time *shocker* (widget)
My Pizza Has Been Cremated - UNACCEPTABLE! (Mr_Scod)
[Scod] I HAVE CREAMED ON MY MOTHERS PIZZA (widget)
Widget, You Are Unacceptable Filthy....You Shall Be Terminated! (Mr_Scod)
[Scod] My terminal Filth Disease Is Unacceptable (widget)
[Widget] Whos up for sex? Im game with everyone!! Even Pup!! (Mr_Scod)
Widget In Wearing Chastity Belt *horror* (Mr_Scod)
Widget In Working out how to Do It Sleaze Explosion (Ferre7)
Wankers! claims angry money-throwing man from Direct Line advert (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] and hard! (^Stuii^)
WIDGET AND WIBREN LEAVE CHANNEL AT THE SAME TIME *CHOCOLATE BONDAGE SECRECY* (Robstar)
ANGRY MONEY THROWING MAN FROM DIRECT LINE ADVERT DEAD (`^Stuii^)
BECKHAM DROPS CASE AGAINST AUTHOR, LONG WORD FOUND IN LEGAL PAPERS (`^Stuii^)
YOU WILL NEVA BE-A FISHARMAAN (^Stuii^)
CHANNEL BOTS PROSTITUTED BY UNSCRUPILOUS PIMP *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
�Iiiiiittts TUMBLEWEED CENTRAL !� (Catalyst)
CROSSROADS MOTEL MAKES SUDDEN RE-APPEARANCE IN MIDLANDS *HORROR* (Lambie)
Cynch turns into a teletubby *shocker* (_Dyn)
�DYN IS A WANKER (cnych)
[cnych] next youll be saying bed me - now fuck (Saarlax)
blah blah (Saarlax)
cavers do it in their helmets (^maz^)
�[^maz^] penetrating, sorry (_Dyn)
[^maz^] all that penetration was really my thing (Saarlax)
Hospital radio presenters do it in bed... (_Dyn)
dyn n ozgirl, their faces contorted in the throws of passion.. (^maz^)
Ricey in trouble *unshocker* (_Dyn)
[Robstar] we all rent him (Robstar)
ALL #ABER USERS MUST USE U_NET (m0ng)
ALL #ABER USERS MUST USE U-NET (m0ng)
[_Dyn] ricey is on some german (Robstar)
How many sex are you lagged by? (_Dyn)
ALL SWANS ARE EVIL (^Stuii^)
[meow`] I saw the queens beaver (sixxie)
ROBERT MAKES EXCESSIVE TECHNICAL STATEMENT (Robstar)
* Ferret shakes dyn strongly (Robstar)
�[^Stuii^] its a bit big (Dyn)
[Robstar] use a bit of pressure (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] use a bit of pressure [Robstar] ferret - steady your hands there (^Stuii^)
* Ahumph is still red hot - cheaper. (^Stuii^)
Its the Monsta, scally and Ahumph hour. with Monsta, scally and Ahumph (Robstar)
Now showing: An amusing tale of scally burning his hands with hot water (scally)
Robstar in using Monsta humour without correct quoting *SHOCKER* (Monsta)
[Robstar] with his willy in them? [gnomie] very funny looking ones (Monsta)
irc games night (Robstar)
[gnomie] though ive had far too much cock to be considered healthy (Robstar)
FILTH (gnomie)
Universe Unknown: Please Insert Trout To Continue (Saarlax)
I am bored of planetarion *Shocker* (Markyboy)
[scally] horn (Saarlax)
�Ricey in Im Dyn *unshocker*� (Catalyst)
[Surfr] nad (Robstar)
Were talking about CS39[01]/CS490 projects... fear and loathing (Dyn)
Ahumph in insert anything interfaces *shocker* (Saarlax)
Compsci Pissing Hour is in effect (Robstar)
BATH ROAD BLOCKAGE SHOCK (^Stuii^)
Lag city... (Dyn)
CNYCH, YOU ARE LAGGING (Mr_Scod)
Do not send Stuii SMS messages. Join the fucking communication queue. (^Stuii^)
GLEN CLOSE DEAD (^Stuii^)
BROOKSIDE CLOSE DEAD (Ricey)
central.aber.ac.uk added to all of Saarlaxs Aber user records (^Stuii^)
[Rolo] i couldnt believe you could do that kind of stuff on a computer (Robstar)
[`natty] dave, want some :)) (gnomie)
funny (`natty)
BLATENT TOPIC SCREENING (Robstar)
^Woodsta^ in buggered by a robot *unshocker* (gnomie)
[Lambie] shar get me some (^Woodsta^)
[gnomie] si id love to get you some but it would be sort of impossible (^Woodsta^)
FRAGG AND DOF ARRIVE AT SAME TIME *SHOCKING CUSTARD SUSPICION* (Lambie)
[@gnomie] argh im dropping nuts everywhere (meow`)
[gnomie] well i have to get my protein and crap somewhere (meow`)
* `natty hates nuts, make me sick (meow`)
welcome to the comedy channel (`natty)
DEATH TO ALL DEMON NUTS!!!! (gabble)
Its the Syndrome, Thats Nothing hour! (^Woodsta^)
TIMOTHY DALTON DEAD (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] what shall I do with my pork (^Stuii^)
[feek] bloody huge it is (^Stuii^)
WOODSTA DECREASED (^Stuii^)
[Woodstar] oh stuff my pork all day (Ricey)
[Woodstar] surfr fuck him, youd like it (Ricey)
NOW: Woodstas TV Commentary NEXT: Post-Pub Promulgations. (Woodstar)
[Ricey] i gave rob one (Robstar)
STUII, SPELT SERGEANTS WRONG IN THE ABER DICTIONARY - STUII FAILS PUBLICLY *SHOC (Hordy)
HORDY FAILS PUBLICLY *UNSHOCKER* (Robstar)
ROBSTAR SPOTS HORDYS FAILINGS *SHOCKER* (Woodstar)
I DID? (Robstar)
LES DENNIS SHOT (Woodstar)
HORDY FAILS TO SATISFY ROBSTAR *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
SLUT. SLUT. YOU ARE A SLUT. SLUT. (^Stuii^)
[Ferret] how big are you now? (Woodstar)
[Ferret] smeg thats big (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] ferret do you have protection? (AHumph)
[Robstar] ferret do you have protection? (AHumph)
AHUMPH, YOUR AUTOREJOIN HAS FAILED (Robstar)
DELBERT WILKINS DEAD (^Stuii^)
Roll up and Shine (^Woodsta^)
Pick a part thats new (^Woodsta^)
GREGOR FISHER DEAD (Stuii)
GIL GERRARD DEAD (Robstar)
BERNARD CRIBBINS ALIVE (^Woodsta^)
COLONEL DEARING WEARS SHORT LYCRA SKIRT ALL THE WAY UP TO HER ARSE (Robstar)
LAH-DE-DAH GUNNER GRAHAM CONVICTED OF ELEPHANT MOLESTING (^Woodsta^)
[Robstar] woods its not throbbing at the moment (Stuii)
DENNIS WATERMAN DEAD (^Stuii^)
The previous topic was thought to be record breaking so has been removed. (Woodstar)
!country syndrome (Ahumph)
Sundays are boring and should be shot. (^Woodsta^)
NOW IS SUPERMARIONATION (^Woodsta^)
NOW IN SUPERMARIONATION (^Woodsta^)
Planetarion: clamp down on abusive messages.. accounts deleted *shocker* (Robstar)
OSFA/B DEAD (Robstar)
FLEETWOOD MAC DEAD (^Stuii^)
Robs kangeroo court is now out of session (Dyn)
questions unanswered.. no hope for channel management.. :o) (Robstar)
Questions answered (Markyboy)
OH MY GOD! THERE WAS NO TOPIC ON #ABER! (scally)
Sarlaax in *lame duck mode* - please find him a decent server (scally)
scally in owning #aber for 30 seconds this morning *shocker* (scally)
AYE! (scally)
Wtf is everyone???? (Markyboy)
Well its really busy in here tonite (Markyboy)
WE APPEAR TO HAVE LOST THE CAPS LOCK KEY (Markyboy)
england win in cricket *shocker* (dof)
England half decent *shocker* (Mr_Scod)
France on strike... again! (Dyn)
[Surfr] that woman does all the boys (Robstar)
why bother? (gabble)
because the lady loves ....... ICE CREAM (^Natalie)
Natalie - She likes to torture fruit! (gabble)
DEATH TO DEMON S CLUB 7 (^Natalie)
WHO ATE ALL THE WEETOS? (^Woodsta^)
you did you greedy swine (^Natalie)
i want strawberries (^Natalie)
I want sex (Dyn)
so do i but i have strawberries, but no fella handy (^Natalie)
I want iced tea and a footlong sub (^Woodsta^)
Natalie - I want Strawberry Sex! (gabble)
gabble, what a comedian (^Natalie)
They dont call me Woody Allen for nothing (gabble)
They dont call me Woody at all if they know whats good for em. (^Woodsta^)
Woodsta - OK Woody (gabble)
come on ... you can do better than that (^Natalie)
Its Late and I Wanna Go To Bed (gabble)
Come an ave a go if yer fink yer ard enuff (^Woodsta^)
any day luv (^Natalie)
^Woodsta^ chews on evaskis ring (^Natalie)
its a lost cause (^Natalie)
U-NET HAS LEFT THE BUILDING (scally)
SCALLYS OFFICE PHONE NIGHTMARE, with Phonebert (scally)
[peanut] is rampant because of the humidity (Robstar)
* ^Woodsta^ prepares Yoda for mounting (meow`)
[^Woodsta^] *pass hands over head vigorously* (^Stuii^)
Sarlaax baby needs a server that allows it to change modes innit (scally)
Sarlaax 0wnz j00 (Saarlax)
Welcome To The Pre Pub Lunch Linux Uptime Pissing Contest (with sixxie and fermi (Lambie)
Fermit ponders trying to find a machine with a greater penis (Lambie)
Lambie in FAILED *unshocker* Linux [] IRIX (Fermit)
Lambie in FAILED *unshocker* Linux [] IRIX [] Solaris (Fermit)
Lambie in FAILED *unshocker* Linux != IRIX != Solaris (Fermit)
Fermit in I prefer BASIC *shocker* (sixxie)
Welcome To The Pre Pub Lunch [Insert Random OS] Uptime Pissing Contest (Lambie)
Welcome To The Pre Pub Lunch [Insert Random OS] Uptime Pissing Contest. With Mad (Lambie)
[Robstar] look at my hills [^Woodsta^] they are rolling invitingly (Monsta)
IRCNET DEAD (Robstar)
AOL AND SUBSIDERIES INCLUDING COMPUSERVE SUCK! (Markyboy)
fermit in multiple blowing *shocker* (funcan)
STUII HIT BY VAUXHALL CAVALIER (Robstar)
FERMIT IN LATEX BANANA GRUNTING FILTH *SHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
AETHEL THE UNREADY (^Woodsta^)
HERCULES POIROT DEAD (`^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] builders dont do it for me anymore (Monsta)
BETT MIDLER DEAD (^Stuii^)
BETTE MIDDLER ALSO DEAD (Photon)
ALWAYS USE SOLVITE. BOSTIK EVIL. (^Stuii^)
[Dyn] arse had unplugged my headphones (Robstar)
[scally] i blow goats (Monstie)
check dis. www.shilson.clara.co.uk -] davess random cookery course (^Woodsta^)
[gnomester] how are they different from normal bananas? (^Stuii^)
AZERBAIJAHN FUCKED (^Stuii^)
Freak Old Peculiar shortage hits Langley (Berkshire) *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Its allright, hes from Barcelona (Woodstar)
MELANIE DEAD (^Stuii^)
MELANIE KILLED BY FLYING CONDOM (Mr_Scod)
S/IM RELIEVED/IM ABSOLUTELY GUTTED/; CLAIMS MELANIE (^Stuii^)
#ABER DEAD *unshocker* (^Woodsta^)
#ABER UNDEAD *unshocker* (^Woodsta^)
FRENCH FUEL PROTESTERS HOLD VANESSA PARADIS HOSTAGE *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
FRENCH FUEL PROTESTERS THREATEN NEW SERIES OF ALLO ALLO UNLESS DEMANDS MET (Woodstar)
THE FRENCH STILL A BIT AWKWARD CONCERING WAR *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
THE FRENCH STILL A BIT AWKWARD CONCERNING WAR *UNSHOCKER* (Photon)
STUII AND PHOTON IN VULCAN MIND MELD SHENANEGANS *UNSHOCKER* (Woodstar)
STUII AND PHOTON IN VULCAN MIND MELD SHENANIGANS *UNSHOCKER* (Photon)
On now: Photons teaches #aber to spell (Dyn)
PHOTON AND WORLD IN COLLECTIVE CONSCIENCE MALARKEY *SHOCKER* (Woodstar)
SHORTER JOURNEYS MORE POLLUTION PER MILE (^Stuii^)
ITVS LATE NIGHT PROGRAMMING BUDGET DEAD (^Stuii^)
THATS NOTHING, MY GIRAFFE FIT ALL THE WAY UP MY ARSE, CLAIMS STUII (Lambie)
DRUNKEN LAMBIE RAMPAGES THROUGH #ABER, SCORES INJURED (Woodstar)
LAMBIE REMINDED OF CREWE ORIGINS AND MUST AGREE NOT TO GET ABOVE HIS STATION (^Stuii^)
http://www.shilson.clara.co.uk/gfx/new/lambmobile.jpg (Woodstar)
UK FUEL PROTESTS TO TARGET SEVERN BRIDGE *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
LARD. YOU NEED IT BECAUSE YOU ARE WEAK. (Lambie)
SEX. YOU NEED IT BECAUSE YOU ARE WEAK. (Hordy)
Welcome to aber the e-chatroom for portal see www.aber.org.uk (Surfr)
A computer system doesnt need to be idiot proof, more cretin proof, or Lusser p (Hordy)
Welcome to aber the e-chatroom for portal see www.aber.org.uk (Hordy)
RED ALERT - SAXON DETECTED. ALL HANDS BRACE FOR IMPACT (Lambster)
Cross Country Rail Expedition - LIVE REPORT, with Fermit (scally)
Woodsta In Prostitution Racket *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
attack 33:24:22 (Dyn)
Yes! Im a failiour! (Dyn)
DYN FAILS. UNSHOCKER. (^Woodsta^)
[Monsta] stiff buggery (^Woodsta^)
�THEL THE UNREADY (^Woodsta^)
Die Ethel....Die!! (Mr_Scod)
Woodsta Im Mastubating Over Swindon Incident *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS DEEMED TO BE UNSUITABLE. (Woodstar)
NORTH WALES SLOWED BRIEFLY IN PETROL PRICE UPROAR (Woodstar)
MOWLEM HAIRLESS (^Stuii^)
[Zebrabomb] is gnomie moist? (Monsta)
[Monsta] bottom is great aint it (^Stuii^)
SHORTAGE OF TOPIC BARS HITS SLOUGH IN CHOCOLATE TAX PROTEST (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] LAMBIE THANK GOD YOU CAME (gnomie)
ITS HANDBAG HOUR ON #ABER (^Woodsta^)
PROTEST IN B&Q OVER COVING ADHESIVE TAX, SHORTAGES EXPECTED (^Stuii^)
* Dyn likes blowing things (^Woodsta^)
And then there was silence (Dyn)
TONY IN HEAD STILL UP ARSE UNSHOCKER OVER FUEL TAX UNSHOCKER (^Stuii^)
SLOUGH TESCO PETROL STATION DRY *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
BUTTOCK HAPPINESS HOUR WITH PEANUT AND WOODSTA (^Woodsta^)
BUTTOCK HAPPINESS HOUR WITH PEANUT AND WOODSTAaye (^Woodsta^)
BUTTOCK HAPPINESS HOUR WITH PEANUT AND WOODSTA (^Woodsta^)
BLAIR MAY TAKE TUBE WITHOUT ANY PHOTOGRAPHERS WITH HIM *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
DIDCOT DESTROYED (^Stuii^)
Man dies in petrol station queue *trueshocker* (^Stuii^)
Internet Traffic blocked by fuel protests (Robstar)
BLAIR IN IM KING IMPLICATIONS UNSHOCKER (^Stuii^)
* Dyn is strictly backroom (fragg)
Down with Labour (Dyn)
Vote Communist! (Ferret)
Vote Fascist! (Dyn)
Vote Dictatorship! (Ferret)
Vote Anarchy (Lambie)
Vote STUII NEW WORLD ORDER. Actually, voting is irrelevant. (^Stuii^)
VOTE NO TO EUROPE (Markyboy)
#aber getting political *shocker* (Dyn)
The previous comment was voted to be crap and overtly political (Ferret)
THIS HOUSE BELIVES THAT TONY BLAIR CAN SHOVE A TROUT UP HIS ARSE. FOR JESUS. (Lambie)
HAGUE SENSIBLE (^Stuii^)
STUII IN OVERUSING THE WORD HARD *UNSHOCKER* (Lambster)
Napster use quadruples after immense record company bad publicity *unshocker* (Ferret)
MAN BUYS 120 PINTS OF MILK IN TESCOS *UNSHOCKER* (VirtStuii)
HAGUE MAKES STATEMENT WITHOUT SOUNDS PISSED *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
TONY GETS THE BOYS IN TO SORT US OUT. HAIL KING TONY. (^Stuii^)
GARY OLSON DEAD (^Stuii^)
Blair has FAILED to run the country properly (Dyn)
Dyn has FAILED to run the channel properly (Robstar)
Blair and Dyn, long lost relatives *shocker* (Robstar)
Eppa found harbouring shopping trolleys and pr0n (Robstar)
Blairs Jag found to be converted to run on liquefied public *shocker* (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] and a chile appears to be being beaten outside (Dyn)
Woodsta and Fermit in Panic Guinness drinking *unshocker* (^Woodsta^)
BRITISH FUEL PROTESTS OVER *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
phone 090 11 980 102 for ops (Surfr)
Esso In Being Prats *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Dyn In Being An Utter Twat *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Tony Blair And Dyn Related *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Tony has Jag converted to run on liquefied members of the public *shocker* (^Stuii^)
MEOW INNOCENT APPAULING SHOCKER (Woodstar)
UK POPULATION IN PANIC BREATHING SHOCKER (^Woodsta^)
PANIC DUMPING REPORTED AS ANDREX DEPOT PICKETED (^Woodsta^)
Were talking a load of shit... *unshocker* (Dyn)
France and shit in same sentence *shocker* (^Woodsta^)
Stuii fails to get car running on Golden Grahams, stranded at home *shocker* (^Stuii^)
[gabble] gawd - that olympic song is typically nice (`natty)
www.fuckyou.co.uk (Robstar)
Swindon In Nuclear Bomb Threat (Mr_Scod)
Lord Sainsbury In Comedy Asteroid Scaremongering [Trueshocker] (Ferret)
DYN HAS NEVER HEARD OF JENNICAM *UNSHOCKER* (Markyboy)
EUDORA BEING LAME EMAIL CLIENT *UNSHOCKER* (Ahumph)
16 BIT VERSION OF EUDORA BEING LAME EMAIL CLIENT *UNSHOCKER* (Dyn)
ABER DEAD AT THIS TIME IN THE MORNING *UNSHOCKER* (^Hordy^)
[peanut`] FERMIT ARE YOU IN MY PANTS? (Monsta)
Well have none of that FILTH here thank you (peanut`)
JIMMY SAVILLE DEAD (^Stuii^)
GURU JOSH DEAD (^Stuii^)
ROGAN JOSH ALIVE (Monsta)
[Woodstar] we could molest the ponies (Monsta)
Cor! Paula Yates Snuffs It (Mr_Scod)
*SHOCKER* SYNDROME INFECTS WHOLE OF IRC *SHOCKER* *UNSHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
PAULA YATES DEAD (Lambster)
She wont call me sperm of satan anymore shock claim. (Catalyst)
FAT BIFFER DISQUALIFIED FROM BRITISH JUDO TEAM FOR BEING TOO FAT *SHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
ETHELS LITTLE WILLY CAUSES TITTER DURING FUNERAL *SHOCKER* (Woodstar)
CARL HICKEY DEAD (^Stuii^`)
Gabble in Julia Swahalla pressed gangbang revelations filth *unshocker* horror (^Stuii^`)
Fuel Crisis starts again (sixxie)
Vestications (Mr_Scod)
[^Stuii^] [Mr_Scod] [^Stuii^] [Mr_Scod] [scally] ^Stuii^ thats nothing (Mr_Scod)
to [^Stuii^] [Mr_Scod] [^Stuii^] [Mr_Scod] [scally] ^Stuii^ thats nothing (***)
topic to [^Stuii^] [Mr_Scod] [^Stuii^] [Mr_Scod] [scally] ^Stuii^ thats nothing ([^Stuii^])
[dof] stuii - i can only fit 2 in (^Woodsta^)
[dof] stuii - i can only fit 2 in [^Stuii^] this is not acceptable (^Woodsta^)
[elta] lambie is getting b0rked tonight (^Woodsta^)
MR_SCOD SEIZED (^Stuii^)
BLAIR: BROWN WONT MANICURE (^Stuii^)
Welcome To Sixxies Bizzare URL Hour, With Guest Appearance From Milky (Lambie)
Britain Now Going For Lesbian Grappling Gold Medal *shocker* (Lambie)
Anal Beards (Monsta)
CRACKNELL IN COXLESS REVELATIONS *UNSHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
Olympic swimmer made famous for being from a tin-pot country *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
WOMAN FROM AFRICAN COUNTRY AGAINST ABORTION SHOCK (^Stuii^)
MAISIE RAINE DEAD (^Stuii^`)
LONG DISTANCE CLARA DEAD (^Stuii^`)
[widget] Im not that wet actually (m0ng)
STUPID IRC QUESTION #2351: gabble] sange - hello, who r u then? (^Woodsta^)
doesnt anyone ever change the topic around here then? (gabble)
DOT COTTON IN SORDID GANGBANG NECROPHILIA REVELATIONS *SHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
Gabble In Humping Ethels Corpse *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Gabble In Humping Ethels Corpse *UnShocker* (Mr_Scod)
[peanut`] I hope he isnt going to keep me awake in the night (^Woodsta^)
[scally] must have accidently slipped it in the wrong one (gnomester)
wrapper to current sitting passages lashawnte monthly medium fears tallying held (scally)
�Its always darkest jsut before it goes pitch black� (Catalyst)
�FAILURE. When youre tried your best, and it wasnt good enough� (Catalyst)
[^Woodsta^] he keeps trying to play tonguehockey with my tonsils (meow`)
MR. CHOLMONDLEY-WARNER DEAD (^Stuii^)
Please allow 28 days for delivery. (^Stuii^)
By entering this channel you agree to swear allegance to SNWO (^Stuii^)
SILENCE (^Woodsta^)
JAMES CRACKNELL WINS GOLD MEDAL *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
Normal service has been resumed, entry �5 before 10pm, �10 after (scally`)
Some people have lives at weekends, you know! (gabble)
Some people have lives at weekends, you know!... No we dont (Monsta)
[gnomie] but it was very soapy and fun (Monstie)
[Dyn] so I only got damp.. which was nice (Lambie)
[Dyn] aye - Ill have to get some trout in me - Ive been eyeing it up all week. (Mr_Scod)
*** Mr_Scod has changed the topic on channel #aber *shocker* (Dyn)
Dyn In Being Sarcastic *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
DOT MUST BE PENALIZED (^Stuii^)
[Dyn] I get banging from upstairs (^Stuii^)
DOT LOSES IT (^Stuii^)
VagueNews: IRCer runs over mammal in home counties (^Stuii^)
There is wildlife near London? (gabble)
There is wildlife near London? Taxi Drivers dont count (Monsta)
Why spoil perfectly good topics with non-context questions? (^Stuii^)
IGGY POP DEAD (^Stuii^)
[eppa] about 3 inches (^Stuii^)
SNWO IS WATCHING YOU (^Stuii^)
kitten and karri in illicit affair *shocker* (Dyn)
All badgers are evil and shall be terminated. (^Stuii^)
[Shelbycat] *jiggle* (funcan)
��*VEST* (Mr_Scod)
this FILTH must CEASE (peanutter)
[|kitten|] pah... you arent used to getting it regularly anyway (^Stuii^`)
Captain Sisco in making IBM adverts since end of Dominion war *shocker* (^Stuii^`)
m0ng home on friday - shagtastic !!!!! (maz)
[dof] any lengths will do (^Stuii^`)
�HLRN Declares War on the SNWO !� (Catalyst)
[Surfr] just getting it on (Dyn)
�Java� - Still pants after all these years (Catalyst)
[widgery] you just made me wet (sixxie)
UKLINUX.NET ARE MONEY PINCHING BASTARDOS (Robstar)
UKLINUX.NET ARE MONEY PINCHING BADGERS (Monsta)
ALL BADGERS WILL BE HUNTED DOWN AND SHOT (^Stuii^)
Please give generously to the Stuii Badger Appeal. Target: �1000. (^Stuii^)
Boy dies in miniscooter hilarium (^Stuii^)
Stuii In Abusing His McDonalds Big Mac Heritage! (Mr_Scod)
* Mr_Scod is quite proud of his (^Stuii^)
NAPSTER IS ��GOOD (Mr_Scod)
NAPSTER IS ��BAD��...THIEVES! THE LOT OF YOU! (meow`)
NAPSTER IS ��GOOD (Mr_Scod)
NAPSTER IS ��BAD�� (meow`)
NAPSTER IS *GOOD* (Owf)
NAPSTER IS ��**BAD**�� (meow`)
NAPSTER IS ��**GOOD**�� (Mr_Scod)
NAPSTER IS ��!!!***BAD***!!!�� (meow`)
NAPSTER IS ��!!!***GOOD***!!!�� (Mr_Scod)
NAPSTER IS ��!!!***SCOD***!!!�� (scod =/= good) (meow`)
NAPSTER IS ��!!!***AMERICAN***!!!�� (Mr_Scod)
NAPSTER IS ��!!!***CANUCKIAN***!!!�� (meow`)
�This is a non-******* topic� (Catalyst)
Come On Ye Rangers! (Mr_Scod)
No wages? Thatll be the Daewoo (^Woodsta^)
WAAAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP (^Stuii^)
LENNON LEGACY (^Stuii^)
[gabble] oh wow! i have a little blue bag thingy in my walkers bag! i have won (^Stuii^)
[gabble] oh wow! i have a little blue bag (Robstar)
�1,065.44 (^Stuii^)
Watford in record amount of shitness *shocker* (Robstar)
Barry Manilow in Keegans long lost twin *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Catalyst does a monologue (Robstar)
15.43: old men bitching (Robstar)
��CEASE! (Mr_Scod)
THE NORTH, IT DOES NOT EXIST (^Stuii^)
true. true. (^Stuii^)
Altavista rulez (Markyboy)
before I came along, there was a lame topic. (gnomie)
First one to bring me Billie Piper gets a pint. (^Woodsta^)
First one to bring me Alyson Hannigan (Willow) gets a pint. (Mr_Scod)
[peanut`] its just so *big* (scally`)
wassssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup (^Woodsta^)
[scally`] you came too early there dave (^Woodsta^)
Welcome to Cant Cook, Wont Cook (gabble)
Welcome to Shouldnt Cook, Does Cook. (Photon)
just dont cook, its safer (`natty)
gnomie admits relationship with aging American rock singer *unshocker* (Photon)
* Photon blows a mosquito (gnomie)
[Hordy] Do I get a say in what happens to my sphinctur (Monsta)
WWW.GOATLOVE.COM UM IN AND SEE!!!! (Hordy)
WWW.GOATLOVE.COM CUM IN AND SEE!!!! (Hordy)
[^dragon] (maybe Im just addicted to peoples mayonasie!) (Mr_Scod)
SILENCE. (^Woodsta^)
welcome to the sleepy channel (`natty)
wassssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap. (^Woodsta^)
FEEK WAIT (Lambster)
�Its say-random-name time !!� (Catalyst)
ARE YOU A GOD? (^Stuii^)
REGGIE DEAD (^Stuii^)
Woodstar in I have no plums shock revelation (Photon)
IF YOURE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, WAVE YOUR WAND (Photon)
STUII DECLARES GRADWELL SITE UNCLEAN, MILLIONS REPENT *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
REGGIE KRAY DEAD (Lambie)
�Lambie in i can use trn sorlid revelations� (Catalyst)
[Dyn] Im not boasting about its size - Im just making it publicly available (Woodstar)
[peanut`] LOADS OF PLUMS (Woodstar)
[^Woodsta^] I have no plums [peanut`] [-- LOADS OF PLUMS (Photon)
* peanutter works on cows (Photon)
[peanutter] YOUR PLUM STILL RESEMBLES A PEACH (Mr_Scod)
Natty can spell *shocker* (gabble)
sausages!! (`natty)
* scally` reckons hes of impotence (`natty)
�Dawn Chorus LATE !� Unacceptable ! (Catalyst)
#aber celebrates its first fresher of the new academic year (Dyn)
Dont scare the freshers! (Dyn)
Scare the freshers! (Robstar)
Scare the freshers! (Robstar)
Beat Robstar over the head with a spare postgrad... (Dyn)
Scare the Freshers (Robstar)
[Dyn] oz: you didnt come on until nearly xmas (Robstar)
[Robstar] im afraid the slow insertions are out of fashion for this year (meow`)
Ozgirl accuses dyn of being overweight *shocker* (Robstar)
Pop Hour - sponsored by Britney Spears and Coco-Pops (Ricey)
Ricey and Dyn in sharing toiletries *unshocker* (Photon`)
[Ricey] no i was concentrating on munching on your bone at the point (Robstar)
WELL HAVE NO FILTH HERE! (^peanut^)
wazzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap (Woodstar)
American commercials will NOT be tolerated (Robstar)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP robstar? (Woodstar)
The CS490 Project Management channel - theres nothing for �you� here... (Photon)
Dr Wyrms house of prescriptions (|kitten|)
* Surfr take 5 mins (Photon)
JSM ashamed to admit equine studies degree *shocker* (Robstar)
[Monsta] yes, i do recieve much sexual pleasure from doing my washing (gnomie)
The trial is on! (Robstar)
[^peanut^] I showed my dad, and they were gone! (^Stuii^)
PEANUT GIRL, SAYS PEANUT (^Stuii^)
* Hordy has_just_splattered_his_spacebar (Robstar)
Woodsta and Peanut in entering the channel at the same time (followed by natty) (Robstar)
Todays topic: Sex with a small dog, is there anyone in your area who does this (Robstar)
Call Mistress Poison on 07946 062 061 - 10am-10pm Mon-Sat, submissives and TV (Ricey)
Mistress Poison 07946 062 061 10am-10pm Mon-Sat submissives and TV sluts welco (Ricey)
Mistress Poison 07946 062 061 10am-10pm Mo-Sa submissives and TV sluts welcome (Ricey)
Mistress Poison 07946 062 061 10am-10pm [peanut`] stay late, Im worth it (Ricey)
* ^Surfr^ pops a spot (Ricey)
* ^Surfr^ pops a spot * ^Woodsta^ applies a patch (Ricey)
�STEPHEN HAWKING [says well be] DEAD [by millenium]� (Catalyst)
ARCHER PERVERT, SAYS JUSTICE (^Stuii^)
NOW: Post-Pub Promulgations. NEXT: Land Of The Obviously Unemployer. (^Stuii^)
NOW: Post-Pub Promulgations. NEXT: Land Of The Obviously Unemployed. (^Stuii^)
AMERICA. YOU HAVE FAILED (Monsta)
Aber NFS server crashes... again... *unshocker* (Dyn)
SAARLAX NOT DEAD (Robstar)
�On Now :� Robstars Topic Treats �Coming Next :� Return From The Pub Lunch (Catalyst)
ON NOW: Jeff Minter Worship Hour NEXT: Mr_Scod Stars In Exlcusive MILKY MILKY Po (Lambster)
ON NOW: Jeff Minter Worship Hour NEXT: Mr_Scod Stars In Exlcusive MILKY MILKY Ad (Lambster)
HALLOWEEN MEET! www.boredgirl.co.uk/irc/meet.html (meow`)
[Mr_Scod] fuck, I do it every year (Fermit)
http://www.boredgirl.co.uk/irc/meet.html (meow`)
ASPEL FOUND TO BE STILL ALIVE (^Stuii^)
SADDAM THREATENS ISRAEL WITH DESTRUCTION *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
SADDAM THREATENS ISRAEL WITH DESTRUCTION, EUCRIEL FLEES TO IRELAND (Woodstar)
SOTON HALLOWEEN MEET! boredgirl.co.uk/irc/meet.html (meow`)
MITHTRITH MEOW PLEDGES MEOW WORLD ORDER TO THE RAH! *SELL OUT* (^Stuii^)
www.boredgirl.co.uk/irc/meet.html HALLOWEEN MEET (meow`)
Where not to go for a holiday: http://www.newscientist.com/features/features.jsp (Wyrm)
Ross King in dodgily marked coursework suspected destroying of evidence *shocker (Ricey)
ON NOW: Health Advice with Kat. ON NEXT: Post-luncheon pissing contest (Ricey)
�ON NOW: Post-luncheon pissing (Dyn)
ON NOW: Post-luncheon pissing contest ON NEXT: Take the piss out of the Bot Mast (Dyn)
ON NOW: Post-luncheon pissing contest ON NEXT: Take the piss out of Dyn (Dyn)
Feek exercises mans best friend... (widgery)
Corr (Mr_Scod)
stop the damned *affairs* dammit (widgery)
[shard] sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex (Mr_Scod)
vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka (Mr_Scod)
NO SOUP FOR YOU! (gnomie)
* |kitten| offers her leg (Photon)
DFEE CAUSES UXBRIDGE TO SINK (^Stuii^)
[Twpsyn] I am fool (funcan)
stop saying cor!! dammit. (widget)
Cor! (Mr_Scod)
Billie Piper has been listed for termination under SNWO (^Stuii^)
Men - what are they good for? (^Stuii^)
sex, shagging, screwing, etc.......and thats about it. (meow`)
and washing dishes. forgot about that. (meow`)
Store clerk older than George Burns, claims Dr. Dre (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] all over the carpet (^Stuii^)
pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants (Ricey)
ONE POINT TWENTY ONE JIGAWATTS (^Stuii^)
[eppa] im just poking my head in (Monsta)
[^Stuii^] 4 years, man and boy (eppa)
The Bay bought by brewery. Newsid: PY8D5.16908$L12.332604@news2-win.server.ntlwo (^Stuii^)
Bay bought by brewery. News: PY8D5.16908$L12.332604@news2-win.server.ntlworld.co (^Stuii^)
Bay bought by brewery. nntp PY8D5.16908$L12.332604@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com (^Stuii^)
MARK FOWLER IN BEARD HELL (^Stuii^)
http://www.fadetoblack.com/hallofshame/EnterSandman.ram (^Surfr^)
The magic of Funky Monkey (^Stuii^)
PAT MEET ROY IN UKG EASTENDERS SHOCKER (^Stuii^)
England lose and Scotland Win...awww what a shame!! (Mr_Scod)
�Who cares about England loosing, Scotland winning ? Baldurs Gate 2 kicks ass!� (Catalyst)
Huzzzzah! (Mr_Scod)
Cont Do It! (Mr_Scod)
Dont Do It! (Mr_Scod)
[solaris20] what about nking then? (Ricey)
[Ricey] then elta wanked (Mr_Scod)
CHICKEN Os! (Mr_Scod)
[Mr_Scod] cor! i have baileys drool! (Photon_)
Photon in cruelly laughing then attempting concern at fellow channel member *s (Ricey)
TORIES ADMIT THEYRE ALL POTHEADS *UNSHOCKER* (Woodstar)
COW GIVES BIRTH TO OX, EUCRIEL ARRESTED (Woodstar)
[Lambie] it has to be a big bugger going down to your ankles (meow`)
[Lambie] it has to be a big bugger going down to your ankles (Photon)
[gnomie] ive typed one handed (meow`)
ON NOW: Dyns Domestic Disasters ON NEXT: Lunchtime on #aber (Dyn)
ON NOW: Fermits Sordid Handshacking Tales NEXT: DitaWyrm Golden Oldies (Lambie)
Bernard Manning feared not dead. (Wyrm)
[augen] I live in an ex red light district so its not too pricey (Ricey)
[dof] augen - no ta,. kat has been pasting me. (Ricey)
Coming up @4pm: Todays late url pastings. To Follow: Dyn expresses 490 project (Robstar)
Coming up @4pm: Todays late url pastings. 4.30pm: Dyn expresses 490 project dis (Robstar)
Oh fuck it (Robstar)
Aber users - use ircnet.easynet.co.uk - its faster than u-net (Dyn)
[gnomie] jon tried it and said it wasnt very good (Robstar)
[widget] I wish i had perfectly formed peaks (Ricey)
[widget] I wish i had perfectly formed peaks (Robstar)
On now: CHICKEN Os! Worship Later: 101 Reasons why Andromeda was not naked enou (Robstar)
On now: CHICKEN Os! Worship. Later: CHICKEN Os - The Movie (Robstar)
[fragg] Photon: have you ever managed to shoot through the little hole in the mi (Robstar)
[fragg] Photon: have you ever managed to shoot through the little hole (Robstar)
Photon in work doing scandal *SHOCKER* (Hordy)
Fermit and gabble leave in mutual pie eating fiasco *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
[fragg] i think lambie will tell you that I had him do me (Robstar)
[fragg] i think lambie will tell you that I had him last year (Ricey)
[fragg] lambie will tell you I had him do me last year (Photon)
[fragg] lambie had him (Robstar)
[fragg] lambie do me im the ear (Photon)
[fragg] make me your personal kebab tonight (Ricey)
Meerkats put on SNWO termination list to prevent potential Sierra collisions (^Stuii^)
SNWO liquidated as venture capitalists withdraw funding (Robstar)
ON NOW: Lunchtime on #aber ON NEXT: SNWO liquidated news update (Dyn)
swallow my goodness - it took me hours to get it this good (scally)
[scally] I am a lamer and it took me hours to get even this good (widget)
* Karri considers takign off her jumper to reveal her small top (meow`)
FRANK IN SEXUAL FRUSTRATION WITH PAT FITH (^Woodsta^)
FRANK IN SEXUAL FRUSTRATION WITH PAT FITLH (^Woodsta^)
FRANK IN SEXUAL FRUSTRATION WITH PAT FITLH (^Woodsta^)
The Aberite Inquisition! (Mr_Scod^)
On now: Miscellaneous Ping timeouts. Later: Dyn needs more words (Robstar)
On now: Robster and Lack of FAILING. Later: Dyn needs more FAILURES (Fermit)
Fermit changes the topic (Robstar)
Robstar changes the topic (Fermit)
The previous topic contained the word the and was removed (Robstar)
Robert Created Dyn (Mr_Scod^)
Tonight: ^Woodsta^s TV commentary cancelled (Robstar)
* meow` �sits� on her husband (Robstar)
[Robstar] The nice man told me to bend over...I was young! I needed the money! (meow`)
�SIT (Robstar)
[ATTENTION SEEK] ITS MY BIRTHDAY [/ATTENTION SEEK] (Robstar)
[ATTENTION SEEK] ITS MY BIRTHDAY [/ATTENTION SEEK] (Robstar)
ROBSTAR ATTRACTS ATTENTION BY NOT LYING *SHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
^Dragon In Having Testicles *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[Woodstar] although fermit had an accident with my sausage earlier (Dyn)
On now: random offensiveness with Rob. Next: Mode changes with Saarlax. (Photon)
�[Photon] Catalyst casts antichickenator: failure. (Catalyst)
Gnomie admits to being horribly hairy (Robstar)
Gnomie admits to having shaved after 7 month publicity stunt (Robstar)
[gnomie] in my world only donkeys get blown (Photon)
�Its (not) Robs birthday, and Ill cry if I (dont) want to ...� (Catalyst)
Im 23 now so fuck off. Welcome to #aber by the way (Robstar)
[gnomie] i had a fudge (Robstar)
�[Robstar] I had a goat� (Catalyst)
[gnomie] thats what i had and it was so yummy, i saw a greek dressing (Photon)
[Photon] gnomie: theyre a pain in the ass? I think youre wearing it wrong... (Robstar)
�Gnomie soiled all her pants� (Catalyst)
On now: Pissing Contest, come and have a go if you think you can bluster hard en (Robstar)
[Ricey] AND HER DELIGHTFUL DOPPELGANGERS (Robstar)
[Ricey] AND HER DELIGHTFUL DOPPELS (Robstar)
[widget] my mind was solely focused on nobs (Photon)
Lex Is Old! *Statement* (Mr_Scod)
technical fault. please try later. (Ricey)
PHOTON STOP THAT (Robstar)
We Are Less Shite Than England (Mr_Scod)
Behold Gremmie! (Gremmie)
NOddie and Gremmie neighbours *shocker* (peanut`)
[peanut`] youll change your mind when you sit on it and crick your neck (Robstar)
* Fermit wore a jumper to work today *shocker* (Ricey)
* Fermit wore a jumper to work today *unshocker* (Fermit)
[peanut`] someone will take photos on saturday nest pas [Robstar] peanut only (^Woodsta^)
[peanut`] someone will take photos on saturday [Robstar] peanut only when im (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] oh for fucks sake (^Woodsta^)
[Robstar] it doesnt feel that long (Ricey)
On now: Woodstar and Robstar in A Star Wars Rendition. Next: Surfr discusses l (Robstar)
On now: Woodstar and Robstar in A Star Wars Rendition. Next: Topic Fuckups (Robstar)
http://www.radiovest.ro/ (Mr_Scod)
pants topic alret! (Dyn)
http://www.radiovest.ro/ (Mr_Scod)
NOW: BotMaster Powertrip. NEXT: Robstar opens can of Whupass. (Woodstar)
[Fermit] woods is coming again again (Woodstar)
[Dyn] I cannot join her (Robstar)
Argh! (Dyn)
Dyn has changed the topic (Woodstar)
so did Woodstar (scally)
as did Scally (Mr_Scod^)
Saz In Chicken Os Feeding Frenzy!!!!! (Mr_Scod^)
mr_scod in sock in mount *shocker* (Dyn)
mr_scod in sock in mouth *shocker* (Dyn)
Dyn In Chest Wig Hair *Shocker* (Mr_Scod^)
Mr_Scod^ changes topic to http://www.radiovest.ro/ (scally)
scally changes topic (Dyn)
[dyn] awarded over �7,000 for sex (Fermit)
[Dyn] awarded over �7,000 for sex by boss for being a virgin [noextra words (tm) (Fermit)
[Dyn] awarded over �7,000 for sex by boss for being a virgin [no extra words (tm (Fermit)
[Dyn] awarded over �7,000 for sex by boss for being a virgin [noextra words (tm (Fermit)
[Dyn] awarded over �7,000 for sex by boss for being a virgin [noextra words (tm) (Fermit)
[Dyn] awarded over �7000 for sex by boss for being a virgin [noextra words (tm)] (Fermit)
birthday soon http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=463745227 (scally`)
smtphost barfs... film at 11 (Dyn)
[llygaid] I dont want to fuck at work (Robstar)
FRANK BUTCHER CONFIRMED STUDMUFFIN OF ALBERT SQUARE (^Woodsta^)
STOP IT SAYS CLINTON IN CAREFULLY PREPARED SPEECH (^Stuii^)
Abuse Hour. With Ricey. (Ricey)
[Lambie] HARDENED DYKES ***Signoff: ^Ophelia^ (*investigating*) (Photon_)
kitten| coughs, chokes splutters and spreads (Woodstar)
�On Now:� Pointless debate. �On Next:� Meow on the sins of sharing music ... (Catalyst)
�Now�: Stuiis Sausage Shennanigans. �Next�: Woodstas TV Heckling (^Stuii^)
BREAKING NEWS: More pictures of smoke appear on CNN *shocker* (^Stuii^)
WAR HAS BROKEN. THIS IS A WAR. WAR. (^Stuii^)
[WAR][/WAR] (StuiiWar)
SADDAM FOUND TO HAVE CREATED BIOLOGICAL STUIIS FOR MASS DESTRUCTION, AMERICA SUR (LambWar)
SADDAM CREATES BIOLOGICAL MASS DESTRUCTION STUIIS, USA SURRENDERS (^WarSta^)
CLINTON PLEDGES TO FIND US SHIP BOMBERS. *FUCKING IDIOT* (StuiiWar)
CRISMON JIHAAD NICK NUKE AND TAKE IT TO FLORIDA, ARNIE TO SORT IT OUT (StuiiWar)
LAMBIE REVEALS PLANETARION FARM PLANET ARRAY *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^`)
HINDLEY EMLEM OF EVIL SAYS BBC NEWS (^Stuii^)
HINDLEY EMBLEM OF EVIL SAYS BBC NEWS (^Stuii^)
NATTY OFF TO BED, SHE THINKS, SAYS NATTY (^Stuii^)
HORDY REASONABLY CUTE, DISCOVERS STUII (^Stuii^)
WOODSTA SEXY BEAST (`natty)
no doot aboot it! (gnomie)
�You have FAILED� [James] (Catalyst)
�Kat has the plague - keep well away! (Dyn)
SUSSEX UNDERWATER, WORLD CELEBRATES (^Woodsta^)
^Woodsta^ SEX UNDERWORLD CELEBRATES (Ricey)
wasssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap (^Woodsta^)
QUEEN HANDLES MARRYWHOYOUWANNA, CHARLS DEMANDS BONG (^Woodsta^)
BUFFY HAS HAD SEX! (gabble)
NO! ITS NOT TRUE! (^Woodsta^)
YES, BUFFY IN SEX SCANDAL - SHE IS BAD! (gabble)
TEEBO MAKES NO APPEARANCE *SHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
QUEEN HANDLES MARRYWHOYOUWANNA, CHARLS DEMANDS BONG (^Woodsta^)
SCOTTISH POLITICIAN BECOMES FAMOUS FOR DYING (^Stuii^)
DOW 23.05 (+5.03) FTSE 56.32 (-9.30) NASDAQ 88.42 (+1.91) WHO GIVES A FUCK (^Stuii^)
Woodsta ... Wake up !!!! (`natty)
Woodsta awake *shocker* (`natty)
WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD DO IT LIKE THIS (^Woodsta^)
meeeeeeeeeeeee (`natty)
no doot aboot it! (gnomie)
�Twpsyn in sucking Stuii without knowing it� *horror* (Catalyst)
[Twpsyn] must have sucked someone stuii if I remember correct (Woodstar)
Stuii in biggest Cuntpants Fuckup Syndrome incident ever *shocker* (Saarlax)
Brannegans Law is like Brannegans Love, hard, and fast. (Woodstar)
Woodsta found manufacturing chutney out of cats *shocker* (^Stuii^)
CILLA BLACK AND PENSIONER IN TOILET PAPER INCONTINENCE FRENZY HORROR (^Woodsta^)
Rejoice In Our Ewok Adventure (Mr_Scod)
Turnip Breasts (Mr_Scod)
what the living shit are chicken os anyway? (Saarlax)
HOEGAARDEN (^Stuii^)
SIEHEN SIE JETZ, DAS LIEBENSFILM (^Woodsta^)
PREHISTORIC CREATURE EATS LAWYER (^Stuii^)
STUII REVEALED AS A FAT BASTARD, WORLD DISGUSTED# (Woodstar)
STUII REVEALED AS A FAT BASTARD, WORLD DISGUSTED (Woodstar)
STUII REVEALED AS A FAT BASTARD, WORLD ORDER DISGUSTED (^Stuii^)
STUII REVEALED AS A FAT BASTARD, WORLD DISGUSTED (Woodstar)
STUII REVEALED AS A FAT BASTARD, WORLD ORDER DISGUSTED (^Stuii^)
STUII REVEALED AS A FAT BASTARD, WORLD DISGUSTED (Woodstar)
GAZ TOP IN 30S GANGSTA STYLEE FLOWER HEIST SHOCKER MALARKEY (^Woodsta^)
MINOGUE/WILLIANS COLLABORATION FUELS INEPT CHARLENE SOLO DEFICIENCY *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
CHARLIE DIMMOCK LONG LOST SIBLING OF THAT ARSENAL PLAYER *HELL* (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] Lex did you hear about my disastrous badger incident? (^Stuii^)
[Dyn_] by suction? (^Stuii^)
[Twps] comes to something when you buy a tub of wipes and an old sock does a bet (^Stuii^)
MORE #ABERITES IN SLOUGH THAN IN ABER THESE DAYS *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Dyn_] I do it regularly (^Stuii^)
[Dyn_] I do it regularly [Dyn_] stuii: well I do! (^Stuii^)
Cliff Richard admits having cosmetic treatment *shocker* (Dyn)
SNWO COLLAPSES AS VENTURE CAPITALISTS PULL OUT *SHOCKER* (Saarlax)
BREAKING NEWS (^Stuii^)
BREAKING WIND (Dyn)
SNWO DISSOLVED. MAN HUNT COMMISSIONED TO BRING FORMER LEADER TO TRIAL (Robstar)
* Surfr returns from a good afternoons shooting (^Stuii^`)
RATE MR_SCOD: 555-8841 (^Stuii^`)
Swindon (Mr_Scod)
Milton Keynes (^Woodsta^)
Sunny Milton Keynes.... No wait a minute... that cant happen. (^Hordy^)
Llandudno (`natty)
Llandudno .. dont get much better !! (`natty)
Sunny Llandudno .. dont get much better !! (^Hordy^)
Llandudno is never sunny, how dare you imply such a thing :p (`natty)
LAMARR/MORTIMER BUZZCOCK REVERSAL (^Stuii^)
�MUPPET� (Catalyst)
Stuii puts innit.co.uk (and two others) up for sale *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Stuii puts innit.co.uk (and two others) up for sale *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Stuii up for sale *shocker* (Robstar)
BEPPE IN MID-SQUARE BRAWL SHOCKER (^Stuii^)
Peanuts connection held together by tape and prayers *shocker* (Hordy)
MELDREW IN MASSIVE NEW TELLY IN NEW SERIES TRAVESTY (^Stuii^)
MOON CHANGES, CAROL SMILIE STAYS LIKE IT (^Stuii^)
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZ (^Woodsta^)
MUMMA WEER ALL CRAYZEE NOW (^Woodsta^)
The previous topic contained an error and was removed. (^Woodsta^)
[widget] a tad wet (Robstar)
Monday night is MSc Night (Robstar)
[RiceyDesk] ill come, hang on (Robstar)
Tonight, #aber is sponsored by Garnier Fructis. Buy now! (^Stuii^)
Mr_Scod admits to wearing Ronald McD outfit *shudder* (Robstar)
MR_SCOD IN SORDID RESTAURANT ACTIVITIES WITH HAMBURGLAR *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
ROBSTAR PROMOTES 3RD WAY IN BLAIR HENCHMAN SHOCKER (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] HAS COME (Robstar)
ROBSTAR PROMOTES 3RD WAY IN BLAIR HENCHMAN SHOCKER (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] HAS COME (Robstar)
** Robstar changes topic to [^Stuii^] HAS COME (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] HAS COME (Robstar)
[^Woodsta^] northern git (^Stuii^)
*** Retrieving #aber info... (^Stuii^)
*** ^Stuii^ has changed the topic on channel #aber to [^Woodsta^] northern git (Robstar)
*** Robstar changes topic to *** ^Stuii^ has changed the topic on channel #aber (^Stuii^)
ITALY BURIED IN MUD *HURRAH* (^Stuii^)
BACKWARD PEOPLE IN MIDDLE EAST CONTINUE TO LIVE 500 YEARS IN THE PAST *UNSHOCKER (^Stuii^)
STUII INVITES FATWA, FEMALE SHOT PUTTER RESPONDS (^Woodsta^)
[Hordy] SNWO technology arse (fragsta)
MERRY XMAS EVERYBODY (^Woodsta^)
SCALLY SUCKS VIOLENTLY, SAYS SCALLY (^Stuii^)
neelix, whiskers, melons, dark thoughts, murder, destruction, filth (Ricey)
This weeks voyager is sponsored by melons. nice melons emma, mmmmmgghhggmmm (Robstar)
[scally] well, I did get a peck (Robstar)
[scally] theres something about wimmin that grunt [Ricey] *grunt* (Robstar)
### Signoff: Karri ((toilet break)) [-- Blatant facilities vandalism (Robstar)
* Surfr puts it down to wank (Photon_)
[scroop] I reckon theyd touch her (Robstar)
* scroop contemplates getting up (Dyn)
The previous topic failed and was removed (Robstar)
Robstar has changed the topic on channel #aber (Dyn)
*** Dyn has changed the topic on channel #aber to Robstar has changed the (Robstar)
Ozgirl caught having an affair with scroop *unshocker* (Dyn)
[Dyn] someone taste me (Ricey)
[augen] someoness got a prickily scrotum [Dyn] actually... I have (Ricey)
GET THE HELL OUT OF THE SOLARIUM (Robstar)
[scroop] youre a hor arent you? (Robstar)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_976000/976558.stm (Dyn)
The previous topic expired and was removed (Robstar)
* Karri beats rhythmicly (Robstar)
John Prescott not killed in Hatfield rail mayhem *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] the midlands [^Stuii^] they exist [^Stuii^] aye (Robstar)
�[�LR�]� (^Stuii^)
Feek probably involved in Herts train crash *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] the midlands [^Stuii^] they exist [^Stuii^] aye (Robstar)
[Robstar] in true cunt n pasta style (Mr_Scod)
[Photon_] Shelby :) [Shelbycat] anyone know when Photon was last seen? (Ricey)
[Mr_Scod] shelby...because of that pointing in your room (Robstar)
[Shelbycat] i had to stop sex for 20 minutes..... it was an experience (Mr_Scod)
[Mr_Scod] i shag geese (Ricey)
[Shelbycat] i ate bacon (Robstar)
[peanut`] about an inch long (Robstar)
[Photon2] pea: how big was it? (gnomie)
[Photon2] pea: how big was it? [peanut`] about an inch long (gnomie)
[sixxie] it was edible... and potent. like alison. (Ricey)
YOUR PROPOSAL IS ACCEPTABLE. (^Woodsta^)
ELVIS IS NOT DEAD, HE JUST WENT HOME (Woodstar)
PERSONAL RIVALRIES SPILL OVER ONTO IRC *UNSHOCKER* (Lambie)
PAXMAN THE CRIM RETURNS STOLEN ENIGMA MACHINE (^Woodsta^)
PAXMAN THE COMPLETE AND UTTER WANKER RETURNS STOLEN ENIGMA MACHINE (Mr_Scod)
Book open on which date the Auturmn 2001 train crash will happen. See Honest Lam (^Stuii^)
Book open on which date the Autumn 2001 train crash will happen. See Honest Lamb (^Stuii^)
STUII IN PRESENTING OLD NEW AS NEWS *SHOCKING NEWS JUST IN* (Lambie)
Woodsta causes racial unrest *shocker* (Dyn)
�I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN^WCRAP TONIGHT, LIKE CHICKEN^WCRAP TONIGHT !� (Catalyst)
�CATALYST IN QUITTING IRC *horror*� (Catalyst)
�CATA-HELP-DESK� : Now Live ! 0 satisfied customers so far. (Catalyst)
�CATA-HELP-DESK : Now dying ! 1 satisfied customer. (Catalyst)
* dof wonders how big his was (Robstar)
Scally In Self CHICKEN Os! Preservation *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[Mr_Scod] im getting it (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] im getting it [Mr_Scod] stuart, give me it (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] im getting it [Mr_Scod] stuart, give me it [Mr_Scod] WELL I CAN GET IT (^Stuii^)
http://www.iceland-shop.co.uk/iceland_shop/owa/search.search_product?p_product=c (Robstar)
THE URL WAS TOO DAMNED BIG (Robstar)
[Surfr] Ive been after it for ages (Photon)
On now: Dyn gets bashed for spouting a bunch of trouts. Later: Voyager (Robstar)
Lambie stumbles across terminology and accidently becomes software engineer (Robstar)
I HAVE MADE IT WITH A CHICKEN O. INFORM THE MEN. (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] twpsyn we expect sex (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] twpsyn we expect sex �[�LA�]� (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] twpsyn we expect sex �[�NLA�]� (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] [Robstar] [Robstar] [Robstar] [Robstar] [Robstar] [Robstar] [Robstar] (^Stuii^`)
http://www.ratemypicture.com (gabble)
LISA TARBUCK IN SKY ONE BLOCKBUSTERS TRAGEDY (^Stuii^`)
[scally] I have a better route to my pants now (^Stuii^`)
*** #aber No topic is set. (Dyn)
W3RD 3PP@ (Saarlax)
W3RD 3PP4 (^Woodsta^)
Saarlax fucked *shocker* (Dyn)
BTINTERNET DEAD, MILLIONS UNSHOCKED. (^Woodsta^)
RAILTRACK CACKS THEMSELVES BY PUTTING 81 SITES ON DANGER LIST (^Stuii^)
oooh goodness me, what a lot of children says Titchmarsh *shocker* (^Woodsta^)
Tonight #aber is sponsored by �LEMSIP�, the leading flu relief solution [tm] (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I like a nob (Ricey)
[Ricey] i just wish i hadnt left my hair in robs room (^Stuii^)
[emms] (and Im still full o shite) (Mr_Scod)
[emms] the strings of goo trail across the channel (^Stuii^)
This is bollocks says Bill (^Woodsta^)
THE DOG EATS PEOPLE WHO FORGET TO PAY says Mr. Brannigan (^Stuii^)
SMILE. YOUVE JUST BEEN ERASED. (Lambie)
FERMIT IN SLOW BEND REVELATION SHOCK (^Woodsta^)
#ABER GRIPPED BY SEMI-SERIOUS DEBATE SHOCKER (^Woodsta^)
�Remember youre a womble� (Catalyst)
�[Ricey] WE HAVE RETURNED AN WE DRUNK URINE� {NLA [tm]} (Catalyst)
Brutal Deluxe (^Woodsta^)
Todays lessons is: Forming complete sentences when asking questions. (^Stuii^)
tomorrows lesson is how to use context in understanding spoken conversation (Ricey)
Mondays lesson: How to use capital letters. (Dyn)
Tuesdays lesson: Elementary apostrophe use for university students (^Stuii^)
Tuesdays lesson: Elementary apostrophe use for university students (Dyn)
Wednesdays Lesson: Advanced Personality Cultivation & Basic Humor (Woodstar)
* Dyn screams as he realises hes out of coke (^Stuii^)
[Dyn] Im off (Woodstar)
DELLA AND BINNIE IN SORDID GOLD EASTENDERS AFFAIR SHOCKER (^Stuii^)
Would you buy a phone from a man whos collar is larger than his head? (^Stuii^)
* ^Woodsta^ is treating his chin later (Ricey)
Time travel found possible using irc server split technology (Robstar)
[^Woodsta^] i like a steaming pile (Ricey)
[Mr_Scod] lamb...did they withdraw yesterday? (^Stuii^`)
I AM Going To The Pub! (Mr_Scod)
MR_SCOD MAKES PUB VISIT. MOTHER PROUD. (^Stuii^`)
[^Stuii^`] I was served sex in HMV today (Ricey)
[^Stuii^`] I served sex in HMV today (Robstar)
[^Stuii^`] I was served sex in HMV today (Ricey)
[^Stuii^`] I served sex in HMV today (Robstar)
*** Robstar changes topic to [^Stuii^`] I served sex in HMV today (^Stuii^`)
*** ^Stuii^` has changed the topic on channel #aber to *** Robstar changes topic (Robstar)
*** Robstar changes topic to *** ^Stuii^` has changed the topic on channel #abe (^Stuii^`)
to [^Stuii^`] I served sex in HMV today (***)
to [^Stuii^`] I was served sex in HMV today (***)
to [^Stuii^`] I served sex in HMV today (***)
to *** Robstar changes topic to [^Stuii^`] I served sex in HMV today (***)
to *** ^Stuii^` has changed the topic on channel #aber to *** Robstar changes topic (***)
to (***)
DAVID DUCHOVNY DEAD (Robstar)
[^Stuii^`] I used to scoop out the CHOC (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^`] I used to scoop out [^Stuii^`] the wank (Robstar)
[^Stuii^`] my flatmate is currently in me pushing a collection of coloured balls (Robstar)
Bring me Kian from Westlife (^Stuii^`)
[^Stuii^`] my flatmate is currently in me pushing a collection of coloured balls (Robstar)
The previous topic was persistant. (^Stuii^`)
[^Stuii^`] my flatmate is currently in me pushing a collection of coloured balls (Robstar)
--- Recursive call to irc_io() - careful (Ricey)
[Photon] Film yer manliness (Robstar)
Mass reboot into linux (Robstar)
Mass reboot into linux, claims one person (^Stuii^`)
Monkeys. Theyre all monkeys. Monkeys. (VirtStuii)
New on Aber TV - Sixxies Trivia Hour (^Stuii^)
On now: Sixxies Trivia. Other channel: Woods speedball commentary (Robstar)
[Hordy] Woodstar :- I can see/play it any time I want (^Stuii^)
NOW: Woodstars Dramatic Monologues NEXT: (rpt) (Woodstar)
RIK MAYALL IN SERIOUS ROLL SHOCKER (Woodstar)
RIK MAYALL IN SERIOUS ROLE SHOCKER (Woodstar)
TERRY GILLIAM LIKELY TO CAUSE DESTRUCTION OF THE EARTH, SAYS MAN (^Stuii^`)
[^Woodsta^] Id rather bang the receptionist (^Stuii^`)
[Surfr] flapping toilet mother fucker (^Woodsta^)
MIDDLE EAST AT WAR, WORLD SHUNS OPEC (^Woodsta^)
UK HAS NO DEFENCE FOR ITS BOOMERS, WORLD UNSHOCKED (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] I HAVENT PEED SINCE 1988 (Ricey)
UK DECLARES NUCLEAR DETERRANTS BROKEN IN TIME OF MIDDLE EAST WAR (^Stuii^`)
[^Woodsta^] I ENTERED A DINGLE IN 1988 (Ricey)
I CANT REMEMBER WHAT I SAID 5 MINS AGO (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] I HAVENT EXPERIENCED A DECENT LEPER SINCE 1988 (Ricey)
[^Woodsta^] I HAVENT EXPERIENCED A DECENT LEPER SINCE 1988 [LETTERS ADDED] (^Stuii^`)
DONT PLAY WITH YOUR SET (^Stuii^`)
PYTHON FOOT OF DOOM DESTROYS CENTRAL PORTSMOUTH (^Stuii^`)
[^Woodsta^] I shall take it to work on floppy (^Stuii^`)
[^Woodsta^] I shall take it to work floppy (^Stuii^`)
http://www.xmixdrix.com/manicminer/level5.gif (Surfr)
All I want is a room somewhere, far away from the cold night air (^Woodsta^)
��[�� S��tuii ��N��ew ��W��orld ��O��rder ��]�� (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] well bring her to Borth and I shall take her (Robstar)
[Surfr] Its probably somewhere in my massive box (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] hmm, my new cock (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] hmm, my new cock, were trying to get it out of roberts system (eltawater)
[^Stuii^] hmm, my new cock were trying to get it out of roberts system (Robstar)
SILENCE (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] hmm, my new cock [^Stuii^] were trying to get it out (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] hmm, my new cock [^Stuii^] were trying it out (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] my new cock [^Stuii^] were trying it out [Fermit_] When I can be arse (Ricey)
failed (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] my new cock [^Stuii^] were trying it out [Fermit] When I can be arsed (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] were trying out my new cock [Fermit_] when can I be arsed (Photon_)
Woodstar gets his balls out to entertain natty *shocker* (`natty)
Stuii tells bloke to fuck off *shocker* (^Stuii^)
sixxie in Lily Savage seems quite attractive confession *shocker* (Photon)
ALL YOU PEOPLE CANT YOU SEE, CANT YOU SEE (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] it can hold larger portions than the biggest pan weve got (^Stuii^`)
�BRING YOUTH INTO IRC NOW! (cnych)
�Bl**dy Fr3sh3rs ! (Pyro_)
�BRING YOUTH INTO IRC NOW! (cnych)
�FREE BEER (spart)
�FREE BEER running low... get it whilst its warm (spart)
�Scroop is a ffw^l (spart)
�No youre not (spart)
�CORNHOLIO (spart)
�ALL HAIL OZGIRL (spart)
�SCROOP IS A FFW^L (spart)
[Ricey] What shape is it you donkey (Robstar)
Why is ircd so shit. Answers on a postcard (Robs)
it was written by �deviants (Ricey)
On now: Multiple ping timeouts, sponsored by btinternet and freeserve (Robstar)
BAGDAD LAUNCHES NUCLEAR MISSLE AT JERUSALEM *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^`)
CONNEX DEAD (sixxie)
BOLLOCKS, said Mr. Benn, and told the shopkeeper to stick it in his ear (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] I am a muppet (Robstar)
[Robstar] I am a muppet [Robstar] muppet (Ricey)
THE DOOR IS OPEN, BUT RICEY IS DEAD (Robstar)
WELCOME TO LAG CITY (|kitten|)
MEET! www.boredgirl.co.uk/irc/meet.html (meow`)
NO! (Mr_Scod)
MEET! www.boredgirl.co.uk/irc/meet.html (meow`)
Knightride still significantly better than poor copy Street Hawk, reveals Br (^Stuii^)
RONALD REAGAN DEAD (^Stuii^)
DATA RETURNS ON STAR TREK VOYAGER *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
IRC DEAD (^Woodsta^)
HORDY DEMANDS LAMBIES PRESENCE *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
Southampton Rifles (Woodstar)
MAN EBAYS DIANA DRESS (^Stuii^)
�Its all �ARSE�� (Catalyst)
DEAD ABERITES RETURN TO LIFE IN #ABER HALOWEEN HORROR *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
[gnomie] i had an urge (Robstar)
SMA^HCK^HS FOR EVERYONE. (Catalyst)
�THERE IS NO �BOTTOM�� (Catalyst)
[tonibunny] Not as satasfying as the real thing, but gets the job done (Lambie)
[tonibunny] I get given lots of it (Robstar)
�is like (Catalyst)
On now: Post Pub Promulgations. Later: The Catalyst missspells hour (Robstar)
�FUCK YOU ROB� (Catalyst)
�Its 4:47, and alllsssss weeeeeeeellllll (Catalyst)
Tony Blair to star in Right Guard advert *shocke (Wyrm)
Tony Blair to star in Right Guard advert *unshocker* (Wyrm)
* Dyn tosses gleefully (|kitten|)
* dof attempts to get his load over 20 (Robstar)
On now: Gardeners World - With Spectre and his shovel (Robstar)
�Ricey declares ASP to be God-like� (Catalyst)
�Ricey declares ASP to be just another server side scripting thing (Ricey)
�although VBScript is crap (Ricey)
say something funny (Ricey)
you smell (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] Dyn - ah yes, but then you get people like me with their lips (Robstar)
�Bulger killers to be released within 6 months *BREAKING NEWS* (Dyn)
If youre not sure you should be ircing. THEN YOU SHOULDNT. DISCONNECT. (Robstar)
Karri drools at the mouth at the thought of *bed* [Ricey] just try not to grunt (Lambie)
DYN LEAVES #ABER SHOCKER (Robstar)
* Karri eats kat (Ricey)
ON NOW: Old Hardware Pissing Contest NEXT: #Aber Nostagia Hour, with Saxon (Lambsta)
[gabble] seems as though I have the usual desire fo lambs (Photon)
COR THE HELPDESK IS �QUIET� TONIGHT (Robstar)
[^peanut^] we had a small pile (Robstar)
[^peanut^] we had piles (Photon)
[^peanut^] had a weenie hole (eltawater)
[^peanut^] we had a small hole (Robstar)
On now: Ping Timeout Special Edition running all evening. Starring Woodsta (Robstar)
[^peanut^] I have nothing on (Photon)
[^peanut^] I have nothing on - I cant find it :( (Hordy)
oi! (^peanut^)
[^peanut^] I have nothing on - I cant find it :( (Hordy)
It never rains but it pours (^Woodsta^)
11 OCLOCK SHOW NOT FUNNY *UNSHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
[^Hor45a] (Robstar)
sixxie in using the mouse admission *shocker* (Ricey)
[scalls] do you want me? (Ricey)
[scalls] do you want me? [Fermit] soon baby ;) (Ricey)
Sit back, relax and enjoy: Its Ping Timeout time (|kitty|)
GET A ROOM (Ricey)
�Gonna get up and burn a Chicken O in your head ...� (Catalyst)
will someone tell me what the hell is it with Chicken 0s (SuperDuck)
[^peanut^] they have huge cocks [SuperDuck] how big? [^peanut^] bout 3-4 inches (Ricey)
[^peanut^] Id never seen a cock before (Ricey)
[fragsta] I seem to be a goat. (Ricey)
OH LORD, OH LORD. I DID EVERY-THING I COULD DO. (^Stuii^)
Langley (Berkshire) (^Stuii^)
MUTTHA. SHIT. SHIT DAMN MUTTHA FUCKER. (^Stuii^)
INFORM THE MEN. (^Woodsta^)
#aber is sponsored by Charmin Ultra - for that comfortable clean feeling, every (^Stuii^)
WERE ALL BORED (|kitten|)
BLAME ROBSTAR. (^Woodsta^)
GRIPPER RODS ARE JUST WRONG. (^Stuii^)
THE OUTHERE BROTHERS ARE JUST WRONG. (^Stuii^)
[Lex] youve not done it since I saw you last (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] i[ve done mancheste (Mr_Scod)
[^Stuii^] ive done mancheste (Mr_Scod)
[^Stuii^] ive done manchester (Mr_Scod)
[Lindylu] gabble....does anyone know you? (^Stuii^)
KENNY DOPE FEAT. THE BUCKETHEADS IS JUST WRONG. (^Stuii^)
PLEASE SYNCHRONISE YOUR CLOCKS. ALL FARMERS ARE STUPID. (^Stuii^)
[JimBob_] hang on, gotta find my hand bag (^Stuii^)
Lambie in lobsearch revelation *SHOCKER* (Hordy)
Lambie in jobsearch revelation *SHOCKER* (Hordy)
idle clients are REALLY ANNOYING (^peanut^)
[Sange] I GOT MY SPANKING ON FRIDAY!!!!!!! (Ricey)
AN ENTRANCE HAS BEEN CLAIMED (^Stuii^)
[widget] I wouldnt have worn anything (Robstar)
IT WAS SURFRS FAULT ALL ALONG *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
BIRMINGHAM NEW STREET DEAD (Robstar)
BIRMINGHAM NEW STREET DEAD - ROOF DESTROYED BY SYMPHONY HALL HIGH NOTE (Robstar)
[Surfr] i sure blow (Ricey)
[Wyrm] i got too hot and exploded. (Ricey)
NATIONWIDE FLOODING ALERT. SNWO BLAMED. (^Stuii^)
RENE ARTOIS NOT INJURED THIS TIME, REVEALS JOHN KETLEY (^Stuii^)
[|spectre|] I AM GOING TO GIVE THE NET A BOLLOCK (Ricey)
[|spectre|] I AM GOING TO GIVE THE NEXT CUSTOMER PRESENT A BOLLOCK (Robstar)
[|spectre|] I AM GOING BOLLOCKING (Ricey)
[|spectre|] I GOT SENT A BOLLOCK (Ricey)
RiceyDesk Closing - Satisfied Customers: 0 (Ricey)
Ricey Satisfied (Robstar)
* JimBob_ thinks he will still be the first up anyway (^Stuii^)
[^dragon] i have 10 mins sex left.. (Mr_Scod)
*** Dyn (~smc6@central.aber.ac.uk) has joined #aber (^Stuii^)
*** Dyn (~smc6@central.aber.ac.uk) has joined #aber [Dyn] You will all kneel (Robstar)
*** Dyn (~smc6@central.aber.ac.uk) has joined #aber �[Dyn] You will all kneel (Robstar)
[Mne] do you want me on sat? (Lambie)
[Zebrabomb] For gawds sake Lambie tone down that costume willy (Ricey)
Lambie In Turning Civilised *Horror* (Mr_Scod)
Surfr loses arse *unshocker* (eltawater)
ON NOW: Afternoon Pissing Contest ON NEXT: Late Afternoon Pissing Contest (Ricey)
STUII IS DRUNK. INFORM THE MEN, AND ASSEMBLE THEM NAKED IN THE CORRIDORS (Lambie)
* Mr_Scod makes a new entry into stuii (Ricey)
[Mr_Scod] wear my penis now (Ricey)
[Mr_Scod] Wheres my penis now? (widget)
[Catalyst] I get hard on the help desk. (Photon2)
[Catalyst] Hello adoring fans, I have returned hard (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] i am limp (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Pissing Contest ON NEXT: Pissing Contest Omnibus (^Stuii^)
[widget] because I do not see how you will give me any kind of satisfaction (^Stuii^)
LAND OF THE PRIMITIVE TECHNIQUES OF SUPERIMPOSITION (`^Stuii^)
Fermit points at his piles (Shrink)
[Twypsyn] Near enough to taunt but not for a slash (Fermit)
[ozgirl] Ive got three on the go :) (Shrink)
ALL FREESERVES TRANSPARENT HTTP PROXIES DEAD (^Stuii^)
WELCOME TO THE STRESS CLINIC (|kitten|)
[widget] I will wipe it on my hand so I rememeber (^Stuii^)
Recovery at last (Wyrm)
ROBSTAR GETTING MARRIED IN MORNING *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
[^Stuii^] my flatmate has one but its the size of a brick (Mr_Scod)
FLOOD HELL# (^Stuii^)
HIPPIES USE FLOODS AS REASON TO NOT LOWER FUEL TAX *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] i even *whisper* quite like a spice girl song (Mr_Scod)
SILENCE (Lambie)
[Lambie] i even *whisper* quite like a spice girl song (Mr_Scod)
SILENCE (Lambie)
ROBSTAR ABOUT TO GET MARRIED *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
ROBSTAR MARRIED *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
UK NOT DESIGNED FOR MONSOON *SHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
STEPHEN HAWKING ATE MY LOO BRUSH SAYS CLEANER (^Stuii^)
QUEEN MUM (nearly) DEAD (sixxie)
* Twpsyn notes an inability (Ricey)
Yorkshire Water imposes hosepipe ban. (Dan__)
RiceyDesk[tm] is OPEN! Satisfied Customers: 1 (Ricey)
http://www.geocities.com/a_go_between/aberystwyth.html (Surfr)
RiceyDesk[tm] is OPEN! Satisfied Customers: 1.5 (Ricey)
RiceyDesk[tm] has �FAILED� (Catalyst)
[|spectre|] Surfr - you havent started to get it yet have you? (^Stuii^)
[|spectre|] Surfr - you havent started to get it yet have you? [Surfr] not yet (^Stuii^)
Queen Mum breaks her last natural bone (^Stuii^)
LETS ALLTALK ABOUT UNIX (^Stuii^)
AHUMPH DISAGREES AND IS ABOUT TO SPEAK (^Stuii^)
AHUMPH HAS SPOKEN. ALL HAIL. (^Stuii^)
Markyboy remembers being shown an 8 (Lambie)
ON NOW: High School Reminiscing NEXT: Painful Memories of Losing Lunch Money (Lambie)
ON NOW:Large amounts of static with saarlax NEXT : The workers return for anothe (Markyboy)
GLOBAL WARMING PROVED TO EXIST, EXPERTS SAY BRISTOL TO BLAME (Lambie)
SHES STONE COLD BUSH (Surfr_)
PLANETARION CANCELLED (^Stuii^)
o/~ GRANDPAS PARTY o/~ GRANDPAS PARTY o/~ GRANDPAS PARTY o/~ GRANDPAS PARTY (^Stuii^)
Stuii In Spice Girl Fantacising *Shocker* (Mr_Scod^)
PLEE GETTING MARRIED AND VISITING ENGLAND *SHOCKING HORRIFIC TRUE NEWS* (Lambie)
HE HAS A WOMANS BRAIN (`^Stuii^)
ON NOW: fragg and Stuiis Philisophy hour. With fragg and Stuii. NEXT: Thats No (`^Stuii^)
�ON NOW:� Unmetered net access �DEAD�. �LATER:� Photons Pickled Papadums. (Catalyst)
Will it ever stop raining (or flooding...)? (gabble)
* Zebrabomb is a bit poor but will pull a trooper (Ricey)
GEEK HOUR (^peanut^)
�GEEK DAY. LIKE IT OR F/O ;P� (Catalyst)
I Was going to change the topic but Ive forgotten what it was to be now (^Stuii^)
Henley in flood danger. Stuii plans week off. (^Stuii^)
USA IN HILARIOUS VOTING MAELSTROM *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Photon] and what better way to hasten its entrance? (^Stuii^)
�DONT TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDDIES� (Catalyst)
The Glam Name for Stephen Rice is: Nova Tackysex (Ricey)
GORE AND BUSH IN TELEPHONE HANDBAG SCUFFLE HILARIUM (^Stuii^)
ARSe (Wyrm)
[^peanut^] its got a hard bit in, I shall poke about with a needle later (^Stuii^)
THIS TRAIN TERMINATES AT EALING BROADWAY. (`^Stuii^)
This topic is deletable as applicable. (`^Stuii^)
PEANUT REVEALS ABUNDANCE OF HAIR *SHOCKER* (`^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] watching some bloke poke a dog (Photon)
WANTED: Spleenless Wonders. Apply within. (^Woodsta^)
Michael Barrymore will be terminated under the Stuii New World Order (^Stuii^)
Michael Barrymore will be terminated under any New World Order (Mr_Scod)
The horror, the horror. (^Woodsta^)
Pup sandwich anybody? (^Woodsta^)
Pup sandwich with lots of salad cream anybody? (eltawater)
WANTED: Spleenless Wonders. Apply within. (^Woodsta^)
Quai-Gon said now listen here, go stick it in your pointy ear (^Woodsta^)
NOW: Woodstas TV Commentary. NEXT: Post-Pub Exodus (Woodstar)
natty: somebody come and play with me, Im bored (Noddie)
i told u not to do that (`natty)
natty: somebody come and play with me, Im bored (Mr_Scod)
wibble! (`natty)
[Mr_Scod] noddie...I *want* you (`natty)
Natty In Selfconcious Topic Syndrome *Medical Horror* (Mr_Scod)
natty woohoo!! finally somebody to play with (Noddie)
ARNIE, I AM YOUR FATHER CLAIMS VADER *SHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
UK FLOODED TILL SPRING CLAIMS ENVIRONMENT AGENCY *UNSHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
Lambie in subconscious l3375p33k horror *unshocker* (^Woodsta^)
THERE WILL NOW BE 2 MINUTES SILENCE TO GLORIFY WAT (^Stuii^)
THERE WILL NOW BE 2 MINUTES SILENCE TO GLORIFY WAR (^Stuii^)
#aber observes 2 minute silence by default *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
WE ARE ALL THE WEAKEST LINK. GOODBYE. (Mr_Scod)
[eltawater] PLEASE NOTE THAT I HAVE OVERTAKEN YOU IN SORE (^Woodsta^)
NEWSFLASH : STUII PULLS ETON BLOKE CALLED CHRISTOPHER *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
SNWONEWS: STUII INFILTRATES ETON. WILLIAM HAGUE NEXT TARGET. (`^Stuii^)
50PJM DOES CLEANING *HORROR* (JimBob_)
Jimbob_ exposes himself (Photon)
* Jimbob_ exposes himself (Photon)
irc DEAD *unshocker* (^Woodsta^)
�Im the client starter, crypted client starter ...� (Catalyst)
�Im the client starter, crypted client starter ...� *WITH LASERS* (^Stuii^)
RiceyDesk[tm] is OPEN! Satisifed Customers: TWO (surprisingly) (Ricey)
[Photon] pea usually hangs around Somerfield car park (Ricey)
Cohabiting leads to an increase in domestic violence was the stark warning fro (Ricey)
[^Surfr^] especially when my pc was connected to my privates (Ricey)
^Surfr^ polishes his 12 roids (^Woodsta^)
[Twpsyn] think Ill go rub it in to james (`^Stuii^)
[Twpsyn] think Ill go rub it in to james *BABYOIL SHOCKER* (Lambie)
NOW: 1st Pissing Contest Of The New Reset. NEXT: The Best of Thats Nothing (^Stuii^)
�12NOW:�4How to:- Fuck a head gasket �12NEXT:�4 repair your gaskets in 10 easy s (Hordy)
�12NOW:�4How to:- Fuck a head gasket �12NEXT:�4 repair your gaskets in 10 steps (Hordy)
Hordy Blows Head Gasket, Claims Sun Photo Exlusive *Shocker* (Lambie)
WORLD DEAD (sixxie)
�[Ricey] Randy Weiner (Ricey)
�[Ricey] now theres a Randy Weiner� (Catalyst)
Hordys head gasket to be replaced for free *TRUESHOCKER* (Hordy)
Hordys head to be replaced for free *TRUESHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
Hordy to give head for free *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
CHARLIE FAIRHEAD DIES ON OVERDOSE OF MARZIPAN *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
Shrink is a pigeon! (^peanut^)
* ^peanut^ couldnt walk for 2 days (^Stuii^)
* ^peanut^ couldnt walk for 2 days - * Mr_Scod wrode a shetland pony before (eltawater)
Surfr in gagging for it *unshocker* (Shrink)
Surfr in gagging for one *unshocker* (Shrink)
[^peanut^] i get it free innit (Photon)
[|kitten|] i dont like them *really green* (^Woodsta^)
MARKS GOT EIGHT ULRIKAS GOT TEN (`^Stuii^)
[fragg] I can get wrist-ache just trying (Woodstar)
[fragg] I can get wrist-ache just ****ing (Hordy)
* feek pats the package (Photon)
* feek pats the package [feek] expect it in two days (^Woodsta^)
* Lambie does it the hard way (Ricey)
The BaileyDesk[tm] is now OPEN. Satisfied Customers: 0 (Ricey)
The BaileyDesk[tm] is now OPEN. Money earned so far: 111.87 (Robstar)
Oi! (Mr_Scod)
�CataDesk[tm]� now in operation. 1 Satisfied customer. 1 Smug customer. (Catalyst)
MORSE DEAD (^Stuii^)
MORSE DEAD....MILLIONS MOURN (Mr_Scod)
[^dragon] well, tis the only vibrator i had.. (Mr_Scod)
IRC DEAD *UNSHOCKER* (Woodstar)
RUSS CONWAY DEAD (Woodstar)
Sated Customers: 0 (Robs)
Customers Sated: 0 (Robs)
Customers �Spent� : 0 (Catalyst)
[Mr_Scod] FRAGG IS FORCING ME (Photon)
[Mr_Scod] FRAGG IS FORCING ME [spectre__] ARE YOU GOING DOWN? (Photon)
[spectre__] Monsta - my mother is a ham (Robs)
* ^peanut^ has pillows (Robs)
NIL (Robs)
GOD BLESS AMERICA SAYS AMERICAN *SHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
BLAIR MAKES BID FOR WHITE HOUSE UNDER ANCIENT INDEPENDANCE CLAUSE (`^Stuii^)
except Utah (Ricey)
[Robstar] i cant resist a good handbag (Monsta)
[Robstar] i cant resist a good handbag (`natty)
[Robstar] i cant resist a good hand (Ricey)
[Jimbob_] preferably in the cunt (Ricey)
[Jimbob_] feral cunt (Robstar)
Noone here but us Chicken-Os (delradie)
[Photon] Frill ya mother, spectre__. (delradie)
[delradie] Ok guys, think Ill shoot off now (funcan)
Crap robot gets trashed in robot wars *unshocker* (^Woodsta^)
Robber On The Bill Dead *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[^Stuii^] when I systematically slept with 19 blokes in 8 months (Mr_Scod)
[^Stuii^] when I systematically slept with 19 monks (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] when I systematically slept with 19 bints (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] when I systematically slept with 19 Norwegians (Mr_Scod)
[^Stuii^] when I systematically slept with 19 Lambies (Mr_Scod)
[Mr_Scod] when I systematically slept with 19 pomegranites (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] when I systematically slept with 19 moths (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] when I systematically slept with 19 blokes in 8 moths (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] when I systematically slept with 19 blokes in pomegranites (dof)
#aber in topic recycling frenzy *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
*** ^Stuii^ has changed the topic on channel #aber to #aber in topic recycling f (Robstar)
*** Robstar changes topic to *** ^Stuii^ has changed the topic on channel #aber (^Stuii^)
Woodsta In Too Gnarly And Scod In Too Young *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Woodsta In Scod *Shocker* (Robstar)
Scod Too Young, SAYS PIMP *Shocker* (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] shutup, my fingers in the bumhole (Mr_Scod)
^Stuii^ pins his new bf (Ricey)
A WOMAN HAS DIED (^Stuii^)
pants.innit.co.uk hacked (Robstar)
pants.innit.co.uk doesnt actually exist (^Stuii^)
Bill Gates 0wN5 j00 Says Frasier Crane *unshocker* (^Woodsta^)
A HERO HAS DIED IN YOUR PRISON AND RISEN AS A SKELETON (`^Stuii^)
SIXXIE QUESTIONS LATEX ALLERGY *SHOCKER* (`^Stuii^)
Welcome to the official Walkers Crisps [r] #aber Channel. Buy now. (`^Stuii^)
NOW: #ABER DEAD. NEXT: Post Pub Perambulations (^Woodsta^)
NOW: #ABER DEAD. NEXT: Who let the dogs out? (Woodstar)
NOW: Ive Been On The Net Longer Than You Pissing Contest Special 2000 (^Stuii^)
#ABER 0WN5 J00 (Woodstar)
#ABER 0WN5 J00. Next: Robstar comes back from the pub. (Woodstar)
IRC QUALITY DECLINING (Robstar)
IRC QUALITY DECLINING *NON-SARCASTIC SARCASTIC SHOCKER* (Robstar)
there is lag about, KILL IT (^peanut^)
www.shilson.clara.co.uk MUST REACH 1000 HITS BY MIDNIGHT (^Woodsta^)
ENGLAND WIN AT SPORT *SHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
IRC IN NECROPHILIA SHOCKER (^Woodsta^)
[peanut`] my beard is black (meow`)
[meow`] I WILL FORCE YOU TO BE ACTIVE (`^Stuii^)
On now: Woodstas Confrontational TV Review Hour (Robstar)
[Mr_Scod] I PRODUCE WANK (Robs)
Count Duckula Theme Tune - http://www.80snostalgia.com/classictv/duckula/sounds. (Mr_Scod)
NOW: Woodstas Planetarion Heckling. NEXT: Hordy Plays His Hits (rpt.) (^Stuii^)
Ruffle those feathers. Go on ruffle those feathers. Fucking well ruffle those fe (Robstar)
Catalyst demands delivery *shocker* (^Stuii^)
THIS IS ABCDEFG NEWS (^Stuii^`)
[specAFK] so all i have to do is push it in (^Stuii^`)
* ^Woodsta^ likes a nice bit of mackrel (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] Im a big fan of fish (^Stuii^)
* ^peanut^ exposes woodstas gills (^Stuii^)
[^peanut^] i need some special gloves (^Stuii^)
PEANUT REVEALS CAKE DISSIMILAR TO MARKYBOY *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
IRCNET DEAD *UNSHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
### Signoff: smite (and *Whoompf* He disappeared, RIGHT in front of Mary Janes (Robstar)
signoff smite (twat) (Catalyst)
Fatal error: Call to unsupported or undefined function mysql_connect() in db_con (Robstar)
WE ARE SLAVES TO CAPALIST BRAND NAMES (^Stuii^`)
AND SPELLING MISTAKES (Robstar)
IM 26 YEARS OLD AND IM NOT MARRIED. I DONT HAVE ANY KIDS AND I CANT COOK (^Stuii^`)
MOGWAI (Woodstar)
* ^peanut^ finds woodsta sat in her mailbox :) (Ricey)
* ^peanut^ finds woodsta in her box :) (Robstar)
[Woodstar] a burnt sausage is no good to anyone (Robstar)
/k spectre_ are you ircing with the *other* hand (Robstar)
mysterious /topic insertion (Robstar)
[widget] I feel like some when I get home (Photon)
[widgery] I did the meat (Robstar)
[widgery] I will have you (Photon)
[widgery] I have eaten much cheese in one gulp (Photon)
[widgery] I will have you know that I go without help (Robstar)
[widgery] apparently someone entered me (Photon)
those fucking feathers (Ricey)
[Ricey] i could just eat goo (Robstar)
ON NOW: Talking Heads: Ricey witters about his project. Nobody cares. (Ricey)
RiceyDesk[tm] is OPEN. Satisfied Customers: 0 Failed Customers: 1 (Ricey)
RiceyDesk[tm] is OPEN. Satisfied Customers: 1 Confused Customers: 1 (Ricey)
RiceyDesk[tm] is OPEN. Customers: 2 Hecklers: 2 (Ricey)
Post Hand-in Limbo syndrome (Robs)
RiceyDesk is OPEN: Satisfied Customers: 3 Bewildered Customers: 1 (Ricey)
RiceyDesk is CLOSED. Spot the difference (Ricey)
Who let dogs out? wails distraught Woodhouse (^Woodsta^)
Spectre In Diabolical Name Changing Sham (Mr_Scod)
******************************************************************** (Ricey)
RiceyDesk[tm] is OPEN. The Usual Satisfied Customer. (Ricey)
Ricey, sort your lame script out. (Catalyst)
* Surfr_ notes the wrinkled shiny flesh that he held in the palm of his hand (Mr_Scod)
Dont run away, we are your friends! *zap* (^Woodsta^)
Not so upperclass twit on verge of winning a million pounds (Robstar)
Not so upperclass twit wins 1 million. 10 million pound question: did she need t (Robstar)
Not so upperclass twit wins 1 million. More interestingly: did she need it? (Robstar)
VICTOR MELDREM DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
VICTOR MELDREW DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
HORDY GUESSES CORRECTLY *TRUESHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
pophost service declining *unshocker* (Robstar)
pophost crapper than normal *unshocker* (Robstar)
http://www.hoe.nu/text/hoe-0276.txt (Mr_Scod)
to COME ON! || Guidion - I want Judge Jules LIVE! on a zip. || Dazman: The Zip is in my bag || [spectre]f00, only thing i could think of that rhymed :) || *** Added *!*spectre@host62-6-100-238.btinternet.com to ignore list (***)
WOMAN DIES (^Stuii^)
WOMAN DIES, DOG UPSET (^Woodsta^)
FRAGG DIES, NATION REJOICES (Mr_Scod)
FRAGG DIES, DEALERS OUT OF BUSINESS (Robstar)
FRAGG DIES, DEALERS OUT OF BUSINESS, NECROPHILIACS STEP IN (Robstar)
FRAGG DIES, DEALERS OUT OF BUSINESS, STUII STEPS IN (Robstar)
[`natty] ive got it [Mr_Scod] GIVE ME IT (^Woodsta^)
Nobody Talk To Solaris As It Is Very Roood (Mr_Scod)
nobody talk to Mr_Scod as he works in McDonalds (Owf)
nobody talk to Owf as he shagged Pup (Mr_Scod)
nobody talk to Scod cos hes a envious mite ;) (Owf)
Owf, You Shagged Pup Therefore You Should Be Terminated (Mr_Scod)
Scod, you should be terminated (Owf)
Owf, you should work in McDonalds (Mr_Scod)
�Abers router has �FAILED� (Catalyst)
THATS NOTHING (^Stuii^)
[23:24] *** ^Stuii^ was kicked by Mr_Scod (*** Topic is THATS NOTHING) (scally)
to all alone yet again (***)
NOW: Connections Reset By Peer, Live Coverage. NEXT: Mr_Scods Fellatio Tips (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] i appear to be filling myself (Ricey)
JOHN THOMAS (^Woodsta^)
ANNE ROBINSON FUCKS UP, WORLD POINTS & LAUGHS (^Woodsta^)
WE ARE THE WEAKEST LINKS, GOODBYE. (^Woodsta^)
Ian Beale, you ARE the weakest link, goodbye. (^Woodsta^)
[Owf] oh no ... its getting messy again (Mr_Scod)
Gary Lineker In Being An Utter Prat *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Football in On Telly revelations *shocker* (^Woodsta^)
Meow In Anti SNWO Demonstrations *UnShocker* (Mr_Scod)
[^Woodsta^] Ive never done pie (Robstar)
[spectre_] Fermit - i went thru manual 18 times (Robstar)
[Mr_Scod] he reveals he cannot get any (Ricey)
Moggy will push your buttons. Applications by tommorow please. (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] NOBODY WANTS TO FUCK BUTT (Ricey)
May We All Disregard The SNWO And Worship Om! (Mr_Scod)
SEND THE WAREZ SEND THE WAREZ SEND THE WAREZ SEND THE WAREZ SEND THE WAREZ SEND (^Stuii^)
PUSH THE BUTTON! PUSH THE FUCKING BOTTON! JUST PRESS THAT BLOODY BUTTON! (Mr_Scod)
[Mr_Scod] FRAGG, HAVE A CRAP (Ricey)
[^Stuii^`] ANALLY UP MY UNDERSTAIRS CUPBOARD (Ricey)
FUCK CLIMATE IN EAR SAYS USA *UNSHOCKER* (Woodstar)
Ricey A Very Pleasant Person *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[Twpsyn] you visited gnomie - just in and out - just like that (Robstar)
[JimBob_] bugger nearly ready (Robstar)
Jimbob in lick my battery *travesty* (Twpsyn)
�*** PUBLIC flooding detected from ozgirl (cnych)
[Surfr_] just pooed [Surfr_] that looks pretty good (Ricey)
INTOLERABLE INSOLENCE (^Stuii^)
The Saarlax Changing Limit Show *Anticipation* (Mr_Scod)
[SuperDuck] Surfrs is dead big innit (^Stuii^)
#aber is today sponsored by Morgan Stanley Dean Whitter. Buy now! (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] is it hard? (^Stuii^)
Ricey Washing! *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[spectre_] JimBob_ - i am very cheap (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Microbilling Pissing COmpetition (Ricey)
ON NOW: Microbilling Pissing COmpetition. NEXT: Mr_Scod Irons His Pants (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Woodsta Bored. NEXT: Woodsta gets drunk. (Woodstar)
ON NOW: Woodsta Bored. NEXT: Woodsta gets drunk. SUNDAY: Woodsta Vomits (^Stuii^`)
[^Stuii^] also a great way to get off (Photon)
MELLOR IN GROTESQUE ITV MORNING SHOW APPEARANCE *HORROR* (VirtStuii)
ON NOW: The Ricey Talks Show. With Ricey. ON NEXT: Sunday Linux Installations (Ricey)
ON NOW: Sunday Linux Installations. ON NEXT: IRCers return drunk from rugby (Surfr)
* ^peanut^ used the shower once (^Stuii^`)
ON NOW: Stuii Snogs Lord Fondletoy. NEXT: Lambies Pastry Hour (with Lambie) (^Stuii^`)
#aber about to smell what the Rock is cookin claims The Rock *shocker* (^Stuii^`)
#aber is today sponsored by Saatchi & Saatchi. Buy now! (^Stuii^)
CLEAVAGE IS YOUR FRIEND (^Stuii^)
GUTTED SAYS COMMONER PRESCOTT, BLAMING FRENCH *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] pleasant [Ricey] slow (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] pleasant [Ricey] slow [Ricey] i got a free pudding though (^Stuii^)
^Woodsta^ Arrested For Possession Of An Offensive Meat Product (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod Arrested For Unacceptable Initial Capitalisation Of Every Word (^Stuii^)
Police swoop on #aber in massive capitalization crackdown arrest mayhem (Photon)
NOW: Riceys Sunday URL Bazaar. NEXT: Mr_Scods Dundee Grammar Tips (^Stuii^)
NOW: And now for something completely different. NEXT: Lilly the Pink (Woodstar)
NOW: SILENCE NEXT: SILENCE (^Woodsta^)
Off to see Madonna!!!! (Dita-)
�Fred Long suggests Linux *shocker*� (CatsEyez)
#aber is today sponsored by Al Gore. Throw your toys out of your pram today! (^Stuii^)
PRESCOTT STOPS SHORT OF CALLING FRENCH MINISTER A FROGGIE (^Stuii^)
http://www.bigbollocks.com/ (RiceyDesk)
ZIPPIT Says irate Beale *shocker* (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] IM ULTRA WIDE *shocker* (^Woodsta^)
ROYLE FAMILY CRAP *UNSHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
careful now (RiceyDesk)
[Moggz] rite im orf for some sex (RiceyDesk)
[Moggz] rite im orf for some sex with hordy (^Woodsta^)
^Stuii^] mr_scod *nearly* shagged yesterday (^Woodsta^)
* ^Stuii^ exposes mr_scods bum[`natty] that was a conversation killer (^Woodsta^)
Mr_Scod compiles history of witnesses to his arse cheeks *shocker* (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] SILENCE (^Woodsta^)
AMERICA STUPID INFERRED STUII *CONTROVERSY* (^Woodsta^)
AMERICA STUPID INFERRED STUII *CONTROVERSY* (^Woodsta^)
http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=507007174 (^Stuii^)
�Whaddya want, monster ? bout threhh-fifteh?� (Catalyst)
[Surfr] loos like im gonna be drinking (Surfr)
Graffiti next to toilet roll dispenser in compsci loo: Arts degree, please take (Robstar)
I cant believe you only just noticed that (Surfr)
ON NOW: M.Eng. Tutorial highlights. NEXT: M.Eng.s reminiscence hour. (Photon)
[Ricey] close the colon (Robstar)
[Robstar] its hot, its black and its very strong (Ricey)
SILENCE (Mr_Scod)
*peanut` is attracted by the word fleece (meow`)
Dyn looms in empty dalnet cyberspace left by norwood (Robstar)
Welcome to the Weakest Link (Woodstar)
One of you is about to leave with nothing. (Woodstar)
pick on peanut, go on, you know it makes sense (peanut`)
Robstar powered by farts *shock revelation* (peanut`)
* peanut` finds all sausages hilarious (Ricey)
DIERDRE GUILTY *SHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
CORRIE LIKE SHAKESPEARE SAYS RICHARD (^Woodsta^)
[spectre_] STUII - I HAVE OVER 8 OXEN, AND I NEED MORE (^Woodsta^)
GORE THROWS TOY OUT OF PRAM AGAIN *SHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
MADONNA BEEN AROUND CLAIMS ITN (^Woodsta^)
GORE THROWS MORE TOYS OUT OF PRAM *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[scally] get a sink plunger and try to suck the tube back into shape (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] i was checking my sag (Ricey)
[Ricey] *self-congulate* (Robstar)
[Robstar] have a fuck at me (Ricey)
[Ricey] give me your arse. give it to me. GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING ARSE, FUCKER. (Robstar)
* Robstar moons the topic (Ricey)
THE NON-ROCSOC POST PUB PISSUP NIGHT THAT DIDNT HAPPEN *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
On now: Confrontational IRC - Part I. (Robstar)
[Robstar] i could just do ben (Ricey)
[Robstar] i could just do with a ben sized pork (Ricey)
[cnych] I WISH I WAS RICEY (Ricey)
* milky_ bones (Robstar)
Crap Topic (Mr_Scod)
topic -] previous_topic (Photon)
$topic -] previous_topic (Robstar)
this-]topic-]getNextTopic().toUpper().addPunctuation(); (Catalyse)
ON NOW: Ricey bitches that lose != loose (repeat) ON NEXT: Ricey stops talki (Ricey)
ON NOW: Ricey bitches that lose != loose (repeat) ON NEXT: Ricey fails (Ricey)
[Mr_Scod] 3 butts and a quickie behind the bike shed (Ricey)
[SuperDuck] I cant believe I used to do that every day (Robstar)
�[Photon] CHICKEN OS!� (Catalyst)
death to all chicken os!!! (`natty)
NOW: Spect (^Stuii^)
NOW: Spectres Physics Roundup. NEXT: Lambie Fails. With Lambie. (^Stuii^)
�Previously:� Talk to me, Im lame. �Next:� Pissing Competitions. (Catalyst)
* sixxie just bit (Robstar)
On Now : The Everly Brothers Sings Sixxies Greatest Hits (Mr_Scod)
[cnych] u are just getting willy now :) (Ricey)
[Photon] I AM GETTING WILLY. (Ricey)
[cnych] just getting willy now :) (Photon)
�stop it your getting willy (cnych)
�stop cnych getting your willy (Mr_Scod)
�STOP SCODDY FROM GETTING A McWilly (cnych)
[specSplF] STUII - PORK WHAT? (Ricey)
STUII HAS PORKED...NATION REJOICES (Mr_Scod)
STUII HAS PORKED...NATION REJUICES (Ricey)
[Mr_Scod] HE IS SO LONG (Ricey)
[Mr_Scod] HE IS SO LONG [specSplF] AND I WANT ANAL ACTION (Ricey)
NOW: Stuiis Anal Sex Tips. NEXT: Spectre Changes Servers (^Stuii^)
..claims vagrant (Robstar)
NOW: Stuiis Anal Sex Tips. NEXT: Stuii Screams his Name Bitch (Mr_Scod)
..claims vagrant (Robstar)
..claims intuded vagrant (Mr_Scod)
..claims intruded vagrant (Mr_Scod)
SNWO ANNOUNCES DEVELOPMENT OF MANIFESTO WEBSITE. VOTING IS IRRELEVANT. (^Stuii^)
..claims vagrant (Robstar)
..claims vagrant ... claims man (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Robstars Photography Crimewatch. NEXT: Hordys Modem Resucitation Hour. (^Stuii^)
..claims vagrant (Robstar)
[Mr_Scod] eat vagrants (Robstar)
[Mr_Scod] i did not have sex with a woman (^Stuii^)
cnych in cruel tauntings in topics allegations *shocker* (Hordy)
PIERCE BROSNAN PIERCED (^Stuii^)
On now: EXPLICITLY CONFRONTATIONAL IRC On next: Fuck you, fucker (Robstar)
[teebo] oooo i want to F**k (Robstar)
[Photon] peter gabrial [Photon] bugger (Robstar)
*** Ricey has been kicked off channel #aber by Robstar (ricey atop that) (Robstar)
Chicken goes mental on Blue Peter after O mentioned *shocker* (^Woodsta^)
MR_SCOD TRAINS NEW MACDS STAFF IN HIS OWN SPECIAL WAY *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
On Now : Mr_Scods TV Critics - This Week - Eastenders (Mr_Scod)
QUI-GON GONE (Robstar)
*** You have been kicked off channel #aber by Ricey ( well fuck here for us all (Robstar)
^Stuii^` (*** Robstar changes topic to *** You have been kicked off channel #aber by Rice) (Robstar)
[Mr_Scod] SHE MUST BE ATE (Ricey)
[^Stuii^`] I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR IMP (Ricey)
[spectre__] SCOD - I WILL SWAP (spectre doesnt mention sex *shocker*) (Robstar)
�BITE MY SHINY DAFFODIL� (Catalyst)
..claims vagrant (Robstar)
WAREZHOOVER (^Stuii^`)
bash: Mr_Scod: No such file or directory (^Stuii^`)
NOW: Mouth ulcer pissing competition. NEXT: Drunken ramblings by Surfr (^Woodsta^)
[spectre__] UHHHHHHHHH (^Stuii^`)
NOW: Woodstas Consumer Rights Q&A: NEXT: Spectres Caps Lock Search (^Stuii^`)
NOW: Woodsta moves back to London. NEXT: Woodstas parental hell. (Woodstar)
Unacceptable, says Janeway *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Nattys puter stable say experts *shocker* (Hordy)
hordy in pootery fixery shenanigans *shocker* (`natty)
My private army will be trained by the time you get here Sept 01 (Robstar)
[JimBob_] My private arm will be trained by Sept 01 (Robstar)
[Catalyst] Ill pop up that huge copper (Photon)
On now: Join and Leave Syndrome Bonanza On next: Evening TV heccling (Robstar)
On now: Join and Leave Syndrome Bonanza On next: Evening TV heckling (Robstar)
[Mr_Scod] ricys hole smell *that* bad (Robstar)
Mr_Scod admits knowledge of Riceys hole *unshocker* (Photon)
ON NOW: LinuxDesk[tm] ON NEXT: Whered my partition go buck-passing (Ricey)
�[scally]it looked silly when it all came off (cnych)
[scally] it looked silly when it came (Robstar)
[scally] looked silly when i came (Photon)
[^Woodsta^] robstar come now * Robstar does (meow`)
ON NOW: Vendetta Special ON NEXT: Bot Abuse (Ricey)
ON NOW: Vendetta Special ON NEXT: Vendetta Special (repeat) (Ricey)
BBC 24 Hour News: Combating bot abuse (Robstar)
*** Ricey has been kicked off channel #aber by Catalyst ( SIT STILL ) (Robstar)
[Ricey] rob wants to see if he can knock you off (Photon)
LINDY WAIT (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Silence. On NEXT: Reshowings of popular past topics. (Photon_)
ON NOW: Twpsyn In Suicide Threats On NEXT: Reshowings of popular past topics. (Mr_Scod)
[Surfr] god its hard (Ricey)
RiceyDesk[tm] is OPEN. Hopeless: 1 Disappointed: 1 Very Satisfied: 1 (Ricey)
RiceyDesk[tm] OPEN. Lost: 1 Saddened: 1 Satisfied: 1 Overjoyed: 1 (Ricey)
* Twpsyn ponders trying to get nob working proper again (Robstar)
RiceyDesk CLOSED. Total Customers: 9 (Ricey)
�[Twpsyn] hey up miss cnych :) (cnych)
[Twpsyn] Im quite the dominator you know (Ricey)
Females Are ��NOT�� To Be Tolerated (Mr_Scod)
..claims vagrant (Ricey)
Its the BT Internet Crew (Ricey)
RiceyDesk is CLOSED. (Ricey)
ON NOW: Post pub promulgations ON NEXT: Mode changes (Ricey)
ON NOW: pophost denial ON NEXT: pophost denial (Ricey)
### Signoff: meow` (meow` for Fist Today!) (Robstar)
On now: Post pissing contest summary On next: Early evening join-n-leavers (Robstar)
ON NOW: sixxie and his tiled windows (Ricey)
On Now: Feeks OverclockTheatre On Next: Milky Blows His PC Up (Lambie)
NOW: Catalysts Ebay Password, NEXT: Catalyst Changes His Ebay Password (^Stuii^)
NOW: Dads Army Still Isnt Funny. NEXT: Nor Was Open All Hours (^Stuii^`)
[Mr_Scod] NAD HAVE A SMALL MOUSTACHE (Robstar)
[Mr_Scod] NADS HAVE A SMALL MOUSTACHE [LA] (^Stuii^`)
[^Stuii^`] YOU MAY HAVE SMALL NADS (Ricey)
[^Stuii^`] YOU MAY HAVE A SMALL NAD MOUSTACHE (Robstar)
[^Stuii^`] YOU MAY HAVE SMALL NADS [^peanut^] they were quite big actually (Robstar)
[^peanut^] they were quite big actually (^Stuii^`)
[^Stuii^`] RICEY MY HARDWARE IS MOSTLY IN ONE PLACE (Robstar)
[^Stuii^`] UNLIKE FERMIT, I CHOOSE NOT TO SHIT EVERY VISIT (Ricey)
[^Stuii^`] I CHOOSE NOT TO SHOW IT TO EVERY VISITOR THAT COMES AROUND (^Stuii^`)
On now: Twpsyns futile rugby commentary On next: Miscellaneous ping timeouts (Robstar)
[Lambie] you would have guffed for days (Ricey)
[Lambie] you would have guffed for days [Lambie] ive got it cached (Ricey)
�HOT DAMN, WERE SO LAME� (Catalyst)
heh (Mr_Scod)
HOT DAMN, WERE SO LAME (Surfr)
[^Stuii^`] [Ricey] [Robstar] *** Catalyst has changed the topic on channel #aber (Surfr)
to [^Stuii^`] [Ricey] [Robstar] *** Catalyst has changed the topic on channel #aber (***)
topic to [^Stuii^`] [Ricey] [Robstar] *** Catalyst has changed the topic on channel #aber ([Mr_Scod])
changes topic to [^Stuii^`] [Ricey] [Robstar] *** Catalyst has changed the topic on channel #aber ([^Stuii^`])
*** Ricey has changed the topic on channel #aber to *** Ricey has changed the to (Ricey)
to *** Ricey has changed the topic on channel #aber to *** Ricey has changed the to (***)
topic to *** Ricey has changed the topic on channel #aber ([^Stuii^`])
On now: Lambie fails On next: Unix helpdesk (Robstar)
[Ricey] I HAVE A PENIS THE SIZE OF A MARROW (^Stuii^`)
[Ricey] I HAVE A PENIS THE SIZE OF A MINNOW (Mr_Scod)
ON NOW: Cockbusters. With Lisa Tarbuck. ON NEXT: Gardeners World. (Ricey)
specWork. FFS, go �work� then. (Catalyst)
[Ricey] Thats nothing. Ive got code up Robs arse (Catalyst)
�TTTTIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH� (Catalyst)
ON NOW: Poor spelling ON NEXT: Poorer spelling. (Ricey)
[Mr_Scod:Scots_ves@btinternet.com] i would like testicles (Ricey)
### Signoff: wsmite (*poof*) [- apt (Robstar)
[Surfr] IM FUCKING DADDY (Ricey)
[Surfr] IM FUCKING DADDY [Surfr] WHERES MY TOOL? (Ricey)
REBELLION UPDATE: Wookie Chewbacca, and Leia Organa CAPTURED (^Woodsta^)
REBELLION UPDATE: Wookie Chewbacca and Leia Organa HELD AT EMPIRE HQ. (^Woodsta^)
You Fools! Youve captured their stunt doubles! (Photon)
ON NOW: Punctuation hour. ON NEXT: CS435-related panic. With Rob, Cat, Ricey & (Photon)
ON NOW: Punctuation hour ON NEXT: CS435 panic. With Rob, Cat, Ricey & Photon (Photon)
[Twpsyn] which reminds me I need to have a twiddle (Ricey)
[Twpsyn] remind me to have a twiddle (Robstar)
MAN FROM LETS PRETEND DEAD (^Stuii^)
PAUL DANIELS (STILL) DEAD (Ricey)
PAUL DANIELS HAIR SPOTTED AT STRINGFELLOWS WITH YOUNG BLOND (Robstar)
Terry Venables Murdered By Irrated Suede (Mr_Scod)
QUEEN MOTHER IN REGRETTABLE KUMQUAT EPISODE (Ricey)
Mr_Scod Fails To Correctly Spell All Words In A Topic *Unshocker* (^Stuii^)
* teebs gives hordy a press (Photon)
* teebs gives hordy a coress (Ricey)
Phone calls disrupt oikes sex life *shocker* (Robstar)
#aber [Ricey] does he bring the uniform home? [JimBob_] Its almost off (Twpsyn)
[Ricey] does he bring the uniform home? [JimBob_] Its almost off (Photon)
[Ricey] does he bring the uniform home? [JimBob_] Its almost off (^Stuii^)
#aber does he bring the uniform home? [JimBob_] Its almost off (Twpsyn)
#aber [Ricey] does he bring the uniform home? [JimBob_] Its almost off (Twpsyn)
[Ricey] does he bring the uniform home? [JimBob_] Its almost off (Twpsyn)
Jimbob Just Wants Everyone Naked (Mr_Scod)
[Ricey] does he bring the uniform home? [JimBob_] Its almost off (^Stuii^)
NOW: Topic Reinforcement Measures. NEXT: Spectres Smash Hits (^Stuii^)
[JimBob_] well my clothes *are* almost off for you natty (Mr_Scod)
Females Required...Please Apply Within (Mr_Scod)
Research has shown that farting is good for your colon (Robstar)
[Catalyst] sniff it (Robstar)
Gothic swaying in progress - Please wait... (Robstar)
* Twpsyn twiddles on the pantyline (^Woodsta^)
* Woodstar listens to tack (Ricey)
* teebs wants some (Woodstar)
RICEY & WOODSTA a tad silly claims unknown source. (Woodstar)
woodsta and ricey -] extremely silly (teebs)
Teebo the Everliving (Woodstar)
Teebs in not gone yet revelation *shocker* (Woodstar)
*** Robstar has joined channel #aber, claims vagrant. (Woodstar)
There is a message from Lord Vader (Woodstar)
[Catalyst] o/~ Im a believer, I couldnt leave Vim if I tried... o/~ (Photon)
�WERE SO ALONE� (Catalyse)
[Catalyse] ...Ave a nice drink, back to the otel, shag Posh... (Photon)
oim saw allawn (Ricey)
[Catalyse] .. Ave a nice drink, back to the otel, shag Posh... (Ricey)
BT B0RK UP STUIIS ADSL INSTALLATION *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
SuperDuck In Secret Life As Female Gladiator *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
NOW: Ditas Reminscihour. NEXT: Shaving Scods Privates starring Tom Hanks (^Stuii^)
[teebs] *slut* (Ricey)
WOODSTA GROWS A NEW HAIR. PEANUT TO INSPECT. (`^Stuii^)
SURFR IN DEFICIENT HAIR SHOCKER, CLAIMS PEANUT (Woodstar)
PEANUT SUPPOSED TO BATHE, REVEALS PEANUT (`^Stuii^)
how mant letters in the alphabet after B? ASKS TEACHER (^Woodsta^)
The pretty things are going to hell (^Woodsta^)
Make the best of this test and dont ask why... (^Woodsta^)
Momma told me not to come, that aint no way to have fun (^Woodsta^)
INS feared dead *shocker* (Wyrm)
GORE THROWS LAST TOYS OUT OF PRAM IN US SHOWDOWN (^Stuii^)
FERGIE DEAD (^Stuii^)
* feek going to get one tonihgt (^Stuii^)
I pity the fool that gets implants (^Woodsta^)
PRESS THE BUTTON. PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON. GO ON PRESS IT (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] oh bugger its broken (^Woodsta^)
NOW: Mode changes with Saarlax. With Saarlax. (Woodstar)
How bout we sing Kyles Mums a Bitch in G flat major? (Woodstar)
BOOZY STUII IN SHOCK INDIANA JONES HAT SAVING INCIDENT (^Stuii^)
[^peanut^] Im not coming (^Woodsta^)
[^peanut^] they all have snorkels in australia (^Woodsta^)
[meow`] dave-thats huge (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] it turns sweet after the initial wave of pain . it tastes like a she (Mr_Scod)
[^Woodsta^] it turns sweet after the initial wave of pain (Mr_Scod)
Do you like girls or boys? Its confusing these days. But moondust will cover yo (^Stuii^)
http://users.aber.ac.uk/jor7/mark_cam.html (JimBob_)
the previous topic was irrelevant (Twpsyn)
�Twpsyn is irrelevant (cnych)
Twpsyn in irrelevant late night monologue *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
Hordy declares the rest of #aber (bar Robstar) lightweits *True shocker (Hordy)
Hordy declares the rest of #aber (bar Robstarand Catalyst) lightweits *True shoc (Hordy)
Hordy declares the rest of #aber (bar Robstar&Catalyst) lightweits*True shocer* (Hordy)
Hordy declares the rest of #aber (bar Robstar&Catalyst) lightweits*True shocker* (Hordy)
Hordy declares the rest of #aber (bar Robstar&Catalyst) lightweits*TRUESHOCKER* (Hordy)
On Now: Win98 install comentary with Surfr. On Next:Microsoft Cursing (Surfr)
[Surfr] ME IS CURRENTLY SUCKING MY BALLS (Mr_Scod)
#aber is today sponsored by SNWO. Submit today! (^Stuii^)
[`natty] scod, was it that long? (eltawater)
�I must thrash you again sometime Scod (cnych)
[Lambie] i can stroke my rod with the best of them (^Stuii^)
�I must thrash you again sometime Scod (cnych)
[Lambie] i can stroke my rod with the best of them (^Stuii^)
�[Lambie] I must thrash you again sometime Scod (cnych)
NETENYAHU SUED BY LARGE INTERNET SEARCH ENGINE (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] YOURE BUFFIN (Robstar)
�WAREZ��HOOVER� (^Stuii^)
SURFR STARTS INTERGALACTIC WAR, CLAIMS VAGRANT. (^Woodsta^)
On Now: Saarlax teaches mode changes parrot fashion. On Next: spectre! (Surfr)
OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING! (Ricey)
�[cnych] when I did it it was practically instantaneous (cnych)
[eltawater] time for some crack (^Stuii^)
PRESS THE BUTTON BT. PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON. JUST PRESS IT. (^Woodsta^)
Nadolig Llawen A Blwyddyn Newydd Dda (`natty)
�[teebs] MY THATS A BIG AWARD U GOT (cnych)
[^Stuii^] censorship is not acceptable here (Woodstar)
�DONT THINK ABOUT READING THE LOGS LISA YOU SHE-BEAST (cnych)
SURFR BOUND FOR MOO-MOO LAND, CLAIM ANCIENTS OF MOO-MOO (^Stuii^)
DADDY MACKLL MAKE YOU JUMP JUMP, CLAIM KRISS-KROSS (^Stuii^)
I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT CLAIMS ZIG & ZAG (Woodstar)
PUSH THE FEELING ON, DEMAND NIGHTCRAWLERS (^Stuii^)
PUSH THE FEELING ON, DEMAND NIGHTCRAWLERS ... CLAIMS VAGRANT (Catalyst)
VAGRANCY ON THE RISE CLAIMS VAGRANT (Woodstar)
DONT STOP, WIGGLE WIGGLE, INSIST OUTHERE BROTHERS (^Stuii^)
ELTAWATER DEMANDS INFORMATION ON STUIIS BOT, MILLIONS SHOCKED. (Woodstar)
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT WAILS BARBERA WOODEHOUSE (Woodstar)
Doctors give the foot only a 50-50 chance, claim Doctors (Woodstar)
��SILENCE (teebs)
��SILENCE�� ...claims vagrant (teebs)
RiceyDesk is CLOSED. EdDesk is OPEN. GarethLife is TERMINATED. (Ricey)
[Mr_Scod] FIND ME A FEMALE FEEK (Ricey)
FEEK - ANYTHING BETWEEN 10 and 13 WILL BE ACCEPTED WITH THANKS (Photon)
* feek considers puberty (Photon)
�On Now: �Dross. �On Later:� It gets worse (Catalyst)
[Ricey] TEEBS GIVE ME ONE (^Stuii^)
[Twpsyn] fuck me i blow (Ricey)
Silence, SILENCE, says woman out of Dune (^Stuii^)
LAMBIE ALERT (^Stuii^)
MAIDENHEAD AFLOAT, LAST SEEN NEAR FALKLANDS, *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Robs] faster [Robs] harder [Robs] deeper (Ricey)
[Robs] faster [Robs] harder [Robs] deeper into that pillow (^Stuii^)
[Robs] faster [Robs] harder [Robs] deeper into [Robs] my nose (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] doyalies (Robs)
[^Stuii^] Im royal (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] I dandy (Robs)
ON NOW: Basic Image Editing, with Teebs. NEXT: �WAREZ��HOOVER� [tm] (^Stuii^)
On now: Robs stinkhouse fartguff On next: Miscellaneous mode changes (Robstar)
GORE URGED TO GIVE UP. TAKE THE HINT. (^Stuii^)
SPECTRE MEMORIZES ORAL TECHNIQUES FILTH *SHOCKER*u (^Stuii^)
SPECTRE PROVES SENIORITY TO YEAR 9 GIRLS *DOUBLESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
QUEEN MUM DEAD RUMOUR - news here as it happens - *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
QUEEN MUM DEAD RUMOUR - Scotland Yard confirmed to media (^Stuii^)
[peanut`] please not my tart food (Ricey)
�[JimBob_] its only .22 inches as well! (cnych)
[JimBob_] its only 22 inches as well! (JimBob_)
[JimBob_] its only 22millimetres as well! (JimBob_)
�[JimBob_] its only .22 inches as well! (cnych)
GORE TIPS OVER PRAM (^Woodsta^)
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robins Flown Away claims Pavarotti (Woodstar)
[feek] never hard (Ricey)
TWPSYNS SOAP PHOBIA EXPOSED *SHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
* Photon groans and loosens his belt (^Woodsta^)
BOYZONE DEAD (Robstar)
[teebs] I have a large snail (Ricey)
Fuck the snail. I have a spliff :P (Hordy)
Charlie Dimmock Dead *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Queen Mother *NOT* Dead *UNSHOCKER* (Owf)
Queen Mother *NOT* Dead Yet *UNSHOCKER* (Hordy)
^Stuiis^ Little Lord Fauntelory Sex Object Dead *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
The Micro$haft Notwork (Hordy)
Stuiis Little Lord Fauntelroy Dead *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[^Stuii^] *NINE* HOURS OF ADSL OUTAGE TODAY * OUTRAGE* (Hordy)
Hordy In Outrage At Allegations Of Crap Topic Fixing *Outrage* (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod In Being Crap *Unshocker* (Owf)
Owf In Being Crap In Bed *Stuii Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
BUSH DIES. _NOR ELECTED PRESIDENT. (^Stuii^)
Mr_Scod elected successor to Socks, Clintons cat (Owf)
Mr_Socd seen with Chelsea Clinton, says Chelsea Clinton *LIPS-SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] IVE PORKED CHELSEA CLINTON (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] IVE PORKED [Mr_Scod] stuii eat it then (^Stuii^)
[Kerigan] indeed, but if you get them nice and soggy, they do make a nice mess o (VirtStuii)
LINUX LOCKS UP *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
I GOT THE ONE AND ONLY WALKING TALKIN, LIVING DOLL CLAIM YOUNG ONES (^Stuii^)
On now: SNWO. Later: SNWO (rpt) (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Cheapskate 6pm Dialup Watershed. NEXT: Mr_Scods Tupperware Bazaar (^Stuii^)
Now On : Riceys Angels On Next : ^Stuii^s Sexual Tips (Mr_Scod)
[teebs] JUST A LOAD OF BOOBS AND ARSES (Ricey)
CHERNOBYL DEAD (^Stuii^)
WOMAN HAS ORGASM LIVE ON CRYSTAL MAZE *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
Ricey in excessive banging complaint *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
I must remember to get some christmas cheer - before co-op closes (Robstar)
[teebs] rob; your entry is hilarious (Robstar)
[teebs] thats very rude rob please remove it (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] im always in a mood (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] im always good [^Stuii^] I penetrate people (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] WHEN HE HAS GONE, I WILL COME AUTOMATICALLY (Ricey)
* teebs can smell my brother * teebs is extremely hung (Ricey)
one of those nights (Ricey)
to one of those nights (***)
[teebs] thats very rude rob please remove it (^Stuii^)
[scally] I BURNT MY KEV! (Robstar)
[Mr_Scod] [scally] [@Ricey] [Mr_Scod] [scally] I BURNT MY KIEVS! (^Stuii^)
to [Mr_Scod] [scally] [@Ricey] [Mr_Scod] [scally] I BURNT MY KIEVS! (***)
topic to [Mr_Scod] [scally] [@Ricey] [Mr_Scod] [scally] I BURNT MY KIEVS! ([Mr_Scod])
*** ^Stuii^ has changed the topic on channel #aber to [Mr_Scod] [scally] [@Ricey (Robstar)
to *** ^Stuii^ has changed the topic on channel #aber to [Mr_Scod] [scally] [@Ricey (***)
*** Robstar changes topic to *** ^Stuii^ has changed the topic on channel #aber (Mr_Scod)
*** Mr_Scod has changed the topic on channel #aber to *** Robstar changes topic (Robstar)
#aber quality content improves (Robstar)
#aber signal in noise possible, claims sociopath (^Stuii^)
signal in noise possible, claims vagrant (Robstar)
signal in noise possible, claims vagrant ..claims vagrant (Robstar)
signal in noise possible, claims vagrant ..claims Norwegian (Mr_Scod)
signal in noise possible, claims vagrant ..claims Norwegian..claims vagrant (Robstar)
signal in noise possible, claims vagrant ..claims Norwegian vagrant (Mr_Scod)
Vagrant was a vacrant....claims vagrant (Mr_Scod)
signal in noise possible, claims recursive irc_io careful.. claims vagrant (Robstar)
Have I got news for you just isnt funny..... claims vagrant (scally)
Scallys Ruined Pants just isnt funny..... claims vagrant (Mr_Scod)
[Ricey] BYE TEENS (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] BYE TEENS - *|aka|shocker* (^Stuii^)
RiceyBEENS (Robstar)
Teebs leaves and #aber lame factor diminishes in unrelated incident (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] sorry, my old fella is a bit loud (Robstar)
The previous topic contained references to chicken and was removed. probably. (Robstar)
Photon, Saarlax, Surfr, VirtStuii, natty, milky, peanut, sixxie leave together * (Robstar)
Photon,Saarlax,Surfr,VirtStuii,natty,milky,peanut,sixxie leave together *shocker (Robstar)
Robstar in chicken snorting *shocker* (peanut`)
Peanut in resident #aber filth merchant anything for a pair not in this game * (Robstar)
Join #peanuts-filthy-secrets now! Special offers on our premium rate (Robstar)
Mr_Scod on channel. Consultations now in session. (Robstar)
Jingle bells proclaim 3 Tenors in Pythonesque oddity shocker (^Woodsta^)
Evaski Has The Worlds Messiest Writing *TrueShocker* (Mr_Scod)
Evaski Has The Worlds Neatest, Adorable Writing *TrueShocker* (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod IN 10 MINUTES TO LIVE UNLESS HE APOLOGISES PROFUSELY (^Woodsta^)
Mr_Scod IN 10 SECONDSS TO LIVE UNLESS HE APOLOGISES PROFUSELY (^Woodsta^)
Baileys - The Only Decent Substitute For Sexual Frustration (Mr_Scod)
LINDY WAIT (^Woodsta^)
LINDY DONT WAIT (Mr_Scod)
DONT WAIT UP (^Woodsta^)
DONT WAIT UP TOO LONG, PEOPLE WILL THINK (Mr_Scod)
KEEP IT UP SCOD (^Woodsta^)
CAJN I FLAIL IT? RIGHT IN THE EAR! PERHAPS? (Mr_Scod)
SCOD IN CAJUN CHICKEN FIXATION (^Woodsta^)
PENIS CAUGHT IN WINDOW *SHOCKER* TIP FREEZES OFF! (Mr_Scod)
SCOD IN HELMET DISCREPANCY (^Woodsta^)
JUSTIFIED AND ANCIENT claims Ice-Cream Salesperson (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] nuts well smegll be coming (Robstar)
[^Woodsta^] robert Ill have you know I part buttocks :p (Robstar)
[^peanut^] I have no pube (Robstar)
* Mr_Scod fills peanut (^Woodsta^)
* ^peanut^ plays gay tomorrow (Mr_Scod)
THREE TENORS DREAM OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS *SHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
LET IT SNOW DEMANDS PAVAROTTI (^Woodsta^)
^woodsta^ turns into sealion *shocker* (^peanut^)
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robins Flown Away CLAIMS DOMINGO (^Woodsta^)
3 TENORS WALK IN WINTER WONDERLAND, DRUGS BLAMED. (^Woodsta^)
Its lovely weather for a sleigh-ride together with you CLAIMS CARRERAS (^Woodsta^)
SURFR DOESNT NEED ALCOHOL, WORLD FAINTS (Woodstar)
http://members.nbci.com/_XMCM/matsadler/aber/photos/robsta.gif (Ricey)
IRC PRONOUNCED DEAD AS MASSES FIND LIFE *SHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
http://members.nbci.com/_XMCM/matsadler/aber/photos/robsta.gif (Ricey)
[Woodstar] widgery there is head (Robstar)
[Woodstar] idgive you head as it were (Photon)
[Woodstar] ricey once again your escretion fails you (Robstar)
[Robstar] its my fat shoddy matt (Ricey)
[widgery] do you have pus (Woodstar)
cnych admits possible passion for waterfowl *shocker* (Photon)
[Surfr] FUCK ME ITS FINALLY HAPPENED (VirtStuii)
eminem DEAD! evidence - http://mtv.com&page=o097&date=121600&article=eminem2@21 (Twpsyn)
eminem DEAD! http://mtv.com&page=o097&date=121600&article=eminem2@216.97.25.197/ (Twpsyn)
the previous topic *FAILED* (Twpsyn)
Eminem DEAD! mtv.com&page=o097&date=121600&article=eminem2@216.97.25.197/pp97y/ (Twpsyn)
eminem DEAD! evidence @ http://mtv.com&article=eminem2@216.97.25.197/pp97y/index (Twpsyn)
eminem DEAD! http://mtv.com&article=eminem2@216.97.25.197/pp97y/index.htm (Twpsyn)
NOW: Eminem Death a HOAX! NEXT: How to fix up a fake news article... (meow`)
�HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU OLD SHIT� (Catalyst)
WIDGITS NAKED! claims vagrant (Mr_Scod)
* ^peanut^ receives ferret [F3erret] big knobs (Mr_Scod)
FEEK IS NAKED WITH SURFR! (Mr_Scod)
CHEERFUL CASHIER FOUND IN ARGOS *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
�Huuuraihh� (Catalyst)
WATCH IT, OR ILL CUT YOU DOWN WITH PHASERS (Ricey)
[Ricey] i big lover (Robstar)
RICEY BECOMES FIRST PERSON TO BE MURDERED OVER THE INTERNET (Robstar)
On Last: Cafreys 1.65 a pint in the Castle, On Now: The morning after (Surfr)
[Owf] the nearest we got was turkey in the canteen one lunchtime (^Stuii^`)
STUII IN NO AUTO REJOIN *shocker* (Robstar)
[Catalyst] Ricey - Get your DiC warming up. [Catalyst] If youve found it. (Robstar)
[Robstar] *slur* get on with it *hic* (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] *slur* get on with it *hic* [Catalyst] Whadday think of it so far ? (^Stuii^)
TASMIN ARCHER DEAD (^Stuii^)
MAN FROM WOOLWORTHS EATS RENAULT 4 *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
�[JimBob_] BUT LOOKING AT THEM ITS VERY HARD (cnych)
cnych to make an announcement (Hordy)
Stuii in girl *SHOCKER* (JimBob_)
�[Owf] DONT PUT THE BIGMAC THERE *SHOCKER* (cnych)
On now : Celebration Of 100 Years Of Borth...On Next : Suicide Central (Mr_Scod)
ON NOW: Random New People. ON NEXT: WarezHoover Omnibus, with Lambie (^Stuii^)
On now: Deep development discussions On later: Rob interjects with worthless adv (Robstar)
ON NOW: Extended mulling ON NEXT: JimBob and his magic mode changes (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] hortheth (Ricey)
RiceyMonologue (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: My split is better than yours ON NEXT: Bitter Old MEngs continue to slee (Ricey)
ON NOW: My split is better than yours ON NEXT: Bitter Old MEngs still asleep (Ricey)
[Surfr] eminem DEAD true shocker (Woodstar)
Surfr falls for hilarious fake MTV site *hilarium* (VirtStuii)
dont be silly, that was a NLA topic courtesy of Ricey (Surfr)
I just pointed out that the story had reached eminem.com (Surfr)
LIES (^Stuii^)
LIES. ALL LIES! /frau (eltawater)
*piegirl is just doing what milky taught me todo last night (eltawater)
[eltawater] lambie here would offer far better satisfaction for the money (^Stuii^)
KIRSTY MACCOLL DEAD - TRUE SHOCKER (eltawater)
* piegirl grins - that shouldnt be too hard (^Stuii^)
rock : no, I mostly get people eating me (sixxie)
ON NOW: Cant Cook Wont Cook. ON NEXT: Just Push The Button (s On The Phone) (^Stuii^)
Chicken Os made of chicken and lager, claims clearly mad eltawater (^Stuii^)
[piegirl] (Ive seen some huge ones though) (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Eltawaters Windows Help Desk. ON NEXT: Royston Vasey Review Spot (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] meaty is good (^Stuii^)
Bill Clinton In Mascapone Incident With President Bush *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[scally] I just cant keep it up (sixxie)
[scally] I saw it going up woods (^Woodsta^)
�[scally] scally is all tinkywinky (cnych)
�[scally] dunno never mearued myself really (cnych)
�[scally] dunno never measured myself really (cnych)
�[scally] he cant be that bad willing to find out tho (cnych)
ON NOW: Fictional Inconsistency Debate ON NEXT: Sulking and mode changes (Ricey)
ON NOW: Sixxies Breakfast URL Bazaar ON NEXT: World *Shocker* Highlights (VirtStuii)
[SuperDuck] what all of you at once? (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] well I do need another 3 people to go (^Stuii^)
^stuii^ there is no mains gas. it refills the gas tank that supplies some houses (Ricey)
muppet (Ricey)
//0tz j00/~ 5kr33n@m3 (^Stuii^)
to The Christmas hols: quiet time on #aber (***)
MILLENIUM WHEEL HIJACKED BY KEBAB SHOP OWNERS *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
#aber population ageing, mortgage study reveals (^Stuii^)
* Catalyst pokes gnomie (^Stuii^)
* Catalyst pokes gnomie [gnomie] JOHN! :) (^Stuii^)
* Catalyst pokes gnomie [gnomie] thats the most action ive had in ages (^Stuii^)
to The Christmas hols: quiet time on #aber (***)
to The Christmas hols: quiet time on #aber (***)
[milky] but its been up for weeks, including long periods in the summer (Ricey)
[widgery] if you give it to me now I will see what I can do (Mr_Scod)
widgery and gabble leave together - reason (bugger) *SHOCKER* (eltawater)
lalala (eltawater)
�Now :� Ban the Ricey �On Later :� Ban the Bot (Catalyst)
�Widget. Shes desperate. Please contribute here ...� (Catalyst)
This is a non-offensive topic, mkay ? (Catalyst)
[^Stuii^] still, itll be tiny next time :) (Ricey)
ON NOW: StuiiMonologue. ON NEXT: Unix History Knowledge Pissing Contest (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I came home to avoid eruptions from lame corks (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] I am the original timeshare (Ricey)
ON NOW: Riceys Below-Par Topic Fest. ON NEXT: Milkys PHB Slagging Off Hour (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] hmm Ive drawn a blank on that one (^Stuii^)
* milky gets 4 hot phonecalls in 5 minutes [Surfr] I could really do with a mas (Ricey)
* milky gets 4 hot calls in 5 minutes [Surfr] I could really do with a massage (Ricey)
Random sampling of Userfriendly reveals persistant lack of humour *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
NEW! Feedback Form toy on www.aber.org.uk (^Stuii^)
[lewie] I NEED SOME HELP, MY PUSSY IS BURNING.. * sixxie gets a rise (Ricey)
ON NOW: Huffing and Puffing ON NEXT: Verbose Luncheon (extended festive edition) (Ricey)
[Ricey] Bugger [Ricey] must pack (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: FerretMailServerMonologue. ON NEXT: Ricey leaves (^Stuii^)
i like fishsticks, but i love you (Ricey)
[Mooky] u must be stiff (^Stuii^)
[Mooky] u must be stiff [Ricey] stuii that may be why your arse hurts (Owf)
QUEEN CANCELS CHRISTMAS. FUCK YOU ALL SAYS HER MADGE (^Stuii^)
QUEEN CANCELS CHRISTMAS. FUCK YOU ALL SAYS HER MADGE. HAROLD UPSET. (Ricey)
* ^Stuii^ squints at ferret (Ricey)
* ^Stuii^ squits at ferret (Ricey)
Some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers SAYS MORRISEY (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Kickfest On Next: Post Kickfest Bitching (Lambie)
ON NOW: Post Kickfest kickfest ON NEXT: Post Post Kickfest bitching session (Owf)
MADONNA DEAD *SHOCKER* (Woodstar)
WAR (Woodstar)
[JimBob_] my small ones (Robstar)
[Robstar] I do udders (^Woodsta^)
[Robstar] I do udder (^Woodsta^)
[M|Sith] Im a prat (^Woodsta^)
* sixxie stains (Ricey)
[Ferre1] Do you wash often milky... its just I like strong cheese (^Stuii^)
BRITAINS MOTORWAYS STRANGELY QUIET *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
BRITAINS IRC CHANNELS STRANGELY QUIET *SHOCKER* (Hordy)
[Surfr] Im gonna pump out till its pub time :) (^Stuii^)
Saarlax Gets Banned For Idling *Shocker& (Mr_Scod)
Saarlax Gets Banned For Idling *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
ON NOW: #aber Christmas Special. ON NEXT: #aber Christmas Special (rpt) (^Stuii^)
STUII DECLARES HIS ROTTING SHOULDER DISGRACE (^Woodsta^)
INANIMATE (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] whats that word when you say that something isnt alive [^Woodsta^] d (^Stuii^)
INANIMATE (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] INANIMATE arse (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] INANIMATE arse [^Woodsta^] lies (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: #aber Christmas Silence. ON NEXT: DALnet #aber Year Round Silence Pissta (^Stuii^)
ASTERIOD NEAR MISS *SHOCKER*, SAYS SKY NEWS (^Stuii^)
Merry fucking Christmas (Hordy)
CHRISTMAS CANCELLED IN ABERYSTWYTH, DYN PROTESTS (Lambie)
CHRISTMAS CANCELLED IN ABERYSTWYTH, DYN SETS UP DALNET #XMAS (^Stuii^)
Christmas, you ARE the weakest link, GOODBYE. (^Woodsta^)
CHRISTMAS CANCELLED BY SNWO, REPLACED WITH GENERAL WINTER HOLIDAY (XmasStuii)
SNWO REPLACES CHRISMAS WITH SNWOMAS, FOR WINTER SNWO WORSHIP (XmasStuii)
* Ferre1 is feeling christmas pussy (XmasStuii)
Woodsta Dies Oversexed *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
IRC DEAD, claims vagrant (^Woodsta^)
Alleycat Has Sex, claims vagrant (Mr_Scod)
#aber finishing at 6.30pm for Christmas. New series in new year. (XmasStuii)
#ABER IN CHRISTMAS *HORROR* *TRUESHOCKER* (`^Stuii^)
#ABER IN CHRISTMAS *HORROR* *TRUESHOCKER* NEXT: NEW YEAR HELL (`^Stuii^)
ON NOW: #aber Xmas Special, with sixxie and Milky. ON NEXT: �XMAS�WAREZ�HOOVER� (`^Stuii^)
Xmas#aber: Not As Quiet As Dalnet #aber [tm] (`^Stuii^)
Xmas#aber dead: Not As Quiet As Dalnet #aber [tm] (XmasHordy)
Xmas#aber dead: Closed for a refit. now piss off and get a life (Hordy)
ON NOW: Easter Preview. ON NEXT: Turgid Boxing Day Horrors, with Mr_Scod (`^Stuii^)
[`^Stuii^] please note that I had five toddlers today (sixxie)
Merry Xmas all noone was here so I left a message innit (Surfr)
The previous topic was written in the first person and therefore was meaningless (`^Stuii^)
All Third World Nations Saved From Hunger By Christmas leftovers (Mr_Scod)
All Third World Nations Saved From Hunger By Christmas Leftover Spam (Mr_Scod)
*** Saarlax sets mode: +l 9 (Mr_Scod)
ON NOW: Saarlaxs Xmas Mode Changes. ON NEXT: Lambie Gets A Job (new series) (VirtStuii)
[00:33] [Chunder] Hey - Im drunk here. Give me a chance. :) (^Hordy^)
ON NOW: RiceyMonologue Xmas Special. ON NEXT: Sixxies Holiday URL Bazaar (VirtStuii)
FERRET DIES IN NEPAL RIOTS, REPORTS SAY (^Stuii^)
*** Saarlax sets mode: +l 10 (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod changes topic to *** Saarlax sets mode: +l 10 (`natty)
The Previous Topic Was Deemed Irrelevant (Mr_Scod)
So is this my love (`natty)
ABER SILENT IN SILENCE SHOCKER, claims vagrant. (^Woodsta^)
*REKCOHS* TNELIS REBA (Mr_Scod)
*** Mode change [+l 11] on channel #aber by Saarlax (Woodstar)
Woodsta a Sex Bomb, claims Surfr (Woodstar)
Owf Is Stuiis Little Lord Fauntelroy *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
MR_SCOD IN APOSTROPHE FSCKUP *UNSHOCKER* (Owf)
OWF IN CREAMING PANTS OVER STUII *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
MR_SCOD IN CREAMED PANTS PREMATURELY *UNSHOCKER* (Owf)
POSH SPICE UTTERS SOMETHING SENSIBLE *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
^Woodsta^ quite drunk *unshocker* (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] stuart I demand that you raise yours (^Stuii^`)
Is it snowing where you are? [tm. Woodsta] (^Woodsta^)
it IS snowing where you are? [tm. Hordy] (Hordy)
Is it Snowing where your Pole is Raised? xxx surfr [tm. Woodstar] (^Woodsta^)
You want it all but you cant have it (^Woodsta^)
You want The moon on a stick. but you cant have it (Hordy)
A Small Victory (Woodstar)
SLOUGH IN SNOW SHOCK. ALL ALLITERATION ANNAHILATED. (^Stuii^)
[Owf] i took it very steady this morning (^Stuii^)
[sixxie] white but not very thick (^Stuii^)
[sixxie] white but not very thick [Surfr] yeh same here (^Stuii^)
[sixxie] white but not very thick [Surfr] yeh same here [Surfr] *sigh* (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] mine was making banging noises a while back (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] now its entirely silent aside from a slight whirring sound (^Stuii^)
Dont eat yellow snow (Hordy)
http://975961747.camarades.com/ (^Woodsta^)
http://975961747.camarades.com/ - lhorreure (^Stuii^)
yawn (^Woodsta^)
* ^Stuii^ watches his arse swell (^Woodsta^)
* Hordy is a nad (^Woodsta^)
* Hordy is a Mad (Hordy)
* Hordy is Mad (Hordy)
Chicken Os - glorified nuggets of the gods (Ricey)
#Aber deserted :- Residents leave to munch Chicken Os (Hordy)
Three Lame Idlers and en Eggdrop Bot - doodah, doodah (^Stuii^)
Three Lame Idlers and an Eggdrop Bot - doodah, doodah (^Stuii^)
[Sange] me and lex are having a cock tomorrow... (Ricee)
Shrink In Mr Blooby Identity Mistake! (Mr_Scod^)
Shrink In Mr Blobby Identity Mistake! (Mr_Scod^)
Mr_Scod in Successful spelling *shocker* (Shrink)
Mr_Scod in Successful spelling *shocker* claims lar (Mr_Scod^)
Mr_Scod in Successful spelling *shocker* claims lardboy (Mr_Scod^)
Mr_Scod in FAILURE *unshocker* (Shrink)
The Lardball Channel (Mr_Scod^)
The Lardball Channel protesteth Mr_Scod too much (^Stuii^)
Fuck snow, fuck it right in the ear. (^Woodsta^)
Woodsta Will Buy Everyone A Drink *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Squidders will buy Woodsta a drink tomorrow (^Woodsta^)
Nobody will buy Woodsta a drink tomorrow (Mr_Scod)
[^Woodsta^] you mark my words [Mr_Scod] *mark* (^Hordy^)
Woodsta may not be going to Aber for New-Years after all. (^Woodsta^)
[Twpsyn] now you cant not come (Hordy)
Sange in tits up *shocker* (^Stuii^)
http://www.snwo.org/ (^Stuii^)
[Twpsyn] never know what hes had in his mouth beforehand :/ (^Woodsta^)
WOODSTA CALLS OFF PILGRIMAGE IN SELF-PRESERVATION SCANDAL (^Woodsta^)
SURFRS HOUSE PARTY FALLS TO PIECES OVERNIGHT *UNSHOCKER* (Surfr)
[canceled] woodsta, peanut, bob, scally. [still coming] spectre (Surfr)
[canceled] woodsta, peanut, bob, scally, smeg [still coming] spectre (Surfr)
[canceled] woodsta, peanut, bob, scally, smeg, jen + rich [still coming] spectre (Surfr)
[canceled] woodsta, peanut, bob, scally, smeg, jen + rich [still coming] elvis (eltawater)
cunting nation that falls apart at the sight of a snow flurry (Surfr)
LOAD (^Stuii^)
CHAIN (Surfr)
OLD^MRUN^M (^Stuii^)
New Years Eve - Nobody fucking cares. (^Stuii^)
LETS NOT GET INTO THIS RIGHT NOW EH (^Woodsta^)
* peanut` better try and fit in a bath (^Woodsta^)
NOW: 2000, the Year Of Surfrs 22nd. ON NEXT: Surfrs Birthday (^Stuii^)
Bah, I know what I meant (^Stuii^)

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