Topics from 2001

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These are all the channel topics from 2001, from start to finish.

Hordy In giving up drugs allegations *trueshocker* (Hordy)
Hordy giving up drugs *trueshocker* (Hordy)
Saarlax In Mystical Mode Setting Addiction *Horror* (Mr_Scod)
[JimBob_] Id only one massage left from her (Mr_Scod)
http://www.snwo.org/ (^Stuii^)
MYRYA WILSON IS JUDGE ON ROBOT WARS, REVEALS TELEVISION (^Stuii^)
MYRA WILSON IS JUDGE ON ROBOT WARS, REVEALS TELEVISION (^Stuii^)
www.snwo.org (JimBob_)
SNWO welcomes you to the year 0143 (2001 AD) [www.snwo.org] (^Stuii^)
#abers 2000 log line count: 1,280,916 (up 49% on 1999) *shocker* (^Stuii^)
FRANK-OTTO SCHENK DEAD (^Stuii^)
On now: DuckRantMonologue (SuperDuck)
ON NOW: Silence (Ricey)
ON NOW: Feek and his Magic Overclocked Desklamp (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Riceys Web Extravaganza, with Ricey. (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Riceys Musical Extravaganza. With Ricey. (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Riceys Silent Extravaganza. Without Ricey. (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Riceys Mostly Silent Extravaganza. With Ricey (Ricey)
BREAD SALES AVERAGE FOR TIME OF YEAR, SAYS BAKER (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] i had an anal probe once (Mr_Scod)
SCOD LARD BUCKET, REVEAL TESTS (^Stuii^)
MAN-AT-ARMS FROM HE-MAN FOUND TO BE FICTIONAL BY PANEL OF SCOTAUSSIE HYBRIDS (^Stuii^)
d33R 1nD14nz: 1 c4N h4x0r 4nD cR4x0r 4 r33l. n0w G1v3 m3 4 j0b! (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] i dont know how to take that! (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] i dont know how to take that (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] i dont know how to take that [Mr_Scod] use your arm (Ricey)
new topic needed (JimBob_)
the old one was fine thank you (`natty)
The Previous 2 Topics Were Irrelevant (Lambie)
Make that the previous 3 (Lambie)
[peanut`] i need a wee [peanut`] im going to have a bath in a bit (Ricey)
fith? here? not a chance (`natty)
*** Mode change +l 11 on channel #aber by Saarlax (JimBob_)
GLASTO CANCELLED, FENCE HOPPERS TOLD TO FUCK RIGHT OFF (^Stuii^)
[Catalyst] Im used to my split one. (Ricey)
[[V|F]elta] causing me to jerk every once in a whilke (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: 6pm free dialups are go! ON NEXT: Silence (Ricey)
BOY TURNED INTO A YAM BY WITCHDOCTOR *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/stats/channel/ (Ricey)
[Lambie]mr scod sexual favours wont be necessary, ^Woodsta^ s member is more th (^Woodsta^)
FAILURE (^Woodsta^)
LAMBIE IN ANTI-TORY TENDENCIES REVELATION SHAMBLES (^Woodsta^)
LAMBIE IN ANTI-TORY TENDENCY REVELATION SHAMBLING SHOCKER SHENANEGANS (^Woodsta^)
[`natty] jiiiiiiiiiiiism (^Stuii^)
*** Photon is now known as wank (Woodstar)
[cnych_] ARSE buggering thing (Woodstar)
WOODSTAHUGWARNING (^Stuii^)
Turnips (Hordy)
Parsnips (^Woodsta^)
ALL OTHER ROOT VEGETABLES. NOW STOP THAT. (^Stuii^)
NO. BEETROOT. (^Woodsta^)
�FUCK ROOT VEGETABLES.� (and no, you cant quote me on that) (Catalyst)
ALL ORGANIC MATTER, EVERYWHERE. NOW LETS MOVE ON. (^Stuii^)
Buns Baps, Baguettes, bagles, Flapjacks and smegging potatocakes... (Hordy)
Soil, earth, dust, debris, scree, sand and cobbles. (^Woodsta^)
ALL WORDS, IN ALL LANGUAGES, IN ALL OF HISTORY. NOW HUSH. (^Stuii^)
1234567890 (^Woodsta^)
3.141592653589 (Hordy)
EVERYTHING EVER DISCOVERED OR INVENTED, EVER. STOP IT. (^Stuii^)
[`owf`] i hope its hairy enough hordy (^Stuii^)
Today, I are mostly ...... Putting my knob in blamobnge (Hordy)
[Hordy] Today, I am Putting my knob in lamb (^Woodsta^)
SANGE DEMANDS END TO BAP REFERENCES FROM RICEY *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[`owf`] *EVEN BIGGER* (^Stuii^)
[Sange] body lotions not included (Hordy)
[Sange] pissed off, so nice to meet you.... fuck off (Sange)
[scally] I cant imagine how Ill get it out (^Woodsta^)
�DA BOMBAY MIX IS IN DA HOUSE� (Catalyst)
[@Ricey] whats unreal tournament? (Hordy)
ON NOW: UT CLAN PISSING COMPETITION ON NEXT: [Ricey] whats piss? (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: UT CLAN PISSING COMPETITION. ON NEXT: [Ricey] whats piss? (^Woodsta^)
* sixxie likes it almost any way now (JimBob)
Eeeeh, Macarina, aie claim pair of drooling old perverts. (^Woodsta^)
Start me up pleads rubber-faced stick insect with bulging eye and mullet. (^Woodsta^)
Live in a house advises scruffy vagrant with unsuitable eyewear. (^Woodsta^)
Oo eeh oeeh ooo eeh proclaims drunken Costello. (^Woodsta^)
When the shit goes down, youd better be ready WARNS CYPRESS HILL (^Stuii^)
One Love preaches the Prodigy in annoying whiny synth voice sham. (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] arf arf FUCK (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] I completely missed the xchat textbox there (^Woodsta^)
On Now: Verbose mp3 collections with your hosts Woodsta and Surfr, On Next: fuck (Surfr)
ON NOW: fuck ON NEXT: was that it? (Ricey)
[Surfr] My eyes popped out, my dick got hard, I told my knees to please not knoc (Ricey)
#aber the Woodsta and Surfr Show, fuck off we dont care (Surfr)
* Surfr grabs the corkscrew *RUN FOR THE HILLS* (Woodstar)
[serp] i love linux (Ricey)
* Surfr grabs my ass (Woodstar)
Theyre Justified, and theyre Ancient, and they drive an Ice Cream Van (^Woodsta^)
[Catalyst] ISHOULDFUCK [Woodstar] I can be your rubberman (Ricee)
#aber will you stil care for me? (Surfr)
[Surfr] PISS ON MY GATE (^Stuii^)
Its not unusal to have fun with anyone (Woodstar)
Another turning point a fork stuck in the road (Woodstar)
News Just In (BBC24) : �George DUBBLE-YUH Bush ... Still a tosser� (Catalyst)
ON NOW: /etc/issue. ON NEXT: Uptime Pissing Contest (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: My Penguins prettyer than yours. ON NEXT: Oh no it isnt (Woodstar)
�On Now:� Oh yes it is !!!! �On Next:� Its behind you !!! (Catalyst)
[^Stuii^] cant be arsed [^Stuii^] id rather it stayed up (Ricee)
ON NOW: Surfrs Amazing CPU Speeds. ON NEXT: Random People From the Netherlands (^Stuii^)
�Prince Charlse� hurt whilst hunting �vermin� (Catalyst)
ON NOW: Dynews. With Catalyst. ON NEXT: RiceyKicking. (Ricee)
ON NOW: Lambies Warez Selecta. ON NEXT: SNWO Propoganda (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] Woodsta aye, I feel your pain [Woodstar] as often as possible (JimBob)
DYN RETURNS TO IRCNET #ABER BECAUSE DALNETS B0RKED *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I know more 14,15,16 yr olds than I know people of student age (^Stuii^)
Jimbob reveals things normally illegal to be legal in cadets *shocker* (^Stuii^)
JIMBOBS SECRET MOD-FUNDED RENTBOY RING REVEALED *SHOCK* (^Stuii^)
[Twpsyn] actually, stuii wants larger logs (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] is your hardware compatibale with me? (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I *think* he had to wipe it and then it all worked fine (^Stuii^)
eltawater STILL JERKS LIKE FUCK THO (JimBob)
[Jimbob] youll be pleased to know that I am now opening my Brazilian girl. hmm, (eltawater)
[Jimbob] I am now opening my Brazilian girl. hmm, a hint of ginger (eltawater)
* Serp listens to ass music again (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] I need butt and a stella (Ricey)
SURFR IN EIGHTEEN SAUSAGE GLUTONY HORROR (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Serps Time Travelling PC. This week: 1988. ON NEXT: RiceyMonologue (^Stuii^)
[Woodstar] be gentle ricey [Ricey] *stroke* (JimBob)
SINBAD DEAD (^Stuii^)
�[Photon] all that laughing at widgets preposterior� [�nla�] [�tm�] (Catalyst)
�[Photon] all that laughing at widgets posterior� [�nla�] [�tm�] (Catalyst)
ON NOW: Widgets Arse PointnLaugh. ON NEXT: Cant Cook Wont Cook Dont Bloody (^Stuii^)
�On Now:� Mamaries. �On Next:� Anyone for a Kebaba ? (Catalyst)
ON NOW: Woodstas Late Late TV Heckling. ON NEXT: Silence & Mode Changes (^Stuii^)
SIBERIA EXPERIENCING COLD SNAP REVEALS BBC IN STUNNING INSICGHT SHOCKER (Woodstar)
SIBERIA EXPERIENCING COLD SNAP REVEALS BBC IN STUNNING INSIGHT SHOCKER (Woodstar)
MEN RESCUED AFTER WHALE ATACK (Woodstar)
MEN RESCUED AFTER WHALE ATTACK (Woodstar)
GIRL PERISHES AFTER FALLING OFF WATERFALL IN SUPERMAN STUNT FAILURE (Woodstar)
The man who cannot be dominated is dangerous states BBC NEWS24 (Woodstar)
SIBERIA EXPERIENCING COLD SNAP REVEALS BBC IN STUNNING INSIGHT SHOCKER (^Stuii^)
* declanw is bottom (^Stuii^`)
[SuperDuck] I tried playing but I ended up hurting my wrist (^Stuii^)
MADONNA WEDS LIONEL RICHIE BY MISTAKE *SHOCKING NEWS* (^Stuii^)
Cabbages are green, therefore, everything that is green must be a cabbage (^Stuii^)
* sixxie seems to be getting nothing but ugly (^Stuii^)
#ABER_ARION CLOSED *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] you reckon you can stay up that long? (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] you reckon you can stay up that long? [Mr_Scod] 11 minutes so far (^Stuii^)
[^peanut^] ooo angus (^Woodsta^)
�JimBob But it ISNT HARD (cnych)
Planetarion players - please update your details in the Players Table (^Stuii^)
[Twpsyn] I had a bit of fun with some youths in an old style black escort (VirtStuii)
�Why does my heart ... feel so rad ?� (Catalyst)
UNDERNET IN SERIOUS TROUBLE, DYN SCRAPS PLANS FOR UNDERNET #ABER (^Stuii^)
The answer is: NO (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] Im a big sow today ok? (^Stuii^)
THEY WILL BE CRUSHED: http://members.theglobe.com/shortytoken/ (^Stuii^)
[cnych] thats what he showed me and it seemed to work then (^Stuii^)
[Owf] i was a particularly bad joke i must admit (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] it goes soggy (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] it goes soggy [Twpsyn] and it didnt come out right [Ricey] dripping? (eltawater)
[Twpsyn] and it didnt come out right [Ricey] dripping? (eltawater)
[Twpsyn] surely it didnt come out right, it goes soggy, dripping (eltawater)
MR_SCOD PISSED *AGAIN* *UNSHOCKER* (Owf)
MILLIONS DIE IN LUNAR ECLIPSE HELL (^Stuii^)
�[Stuii] Ive been reduced to 1/30th of my size (cnych)
�[Owf] to [Stuii] You arent big enought o bother with (cnych)
WOMAN FROM TOMMOROWS WORLD DOING SHREDDIES ADVERT *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
WOMAN FROM TOMMOROWS WORLD DESPARATE FOR CASH DOING SHREDDIES ADVERT *UNSHOCKER (Hordy|AFK)
Venice overwhelmed by floods REVEAL BBC IN FURTHER AMAZING INSIGHT *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Saarlaxs Ban-A-Thon2001. ON NEXT: Auntys Television Cynicism, with si (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] blokes with big tits, well screw them (JimBob)
[`natty] stuii, best friend i ever had was gay * `natty prods hordy for backup (JimBob)
ON NOW: Lesbianism. ON NEXT: Gabbles 80s Hour. This week: His Attitude (^Stuii^)
LIMP BIZKIT ARE GOOD DAMNIT (Mr_Scod)
�LIMP BIZKIT SUCK�. And Im not specifying what. (Catalyst)
* KeeBaud is sexual butter (Ricey)
* KeeBaud is sexual butter [^Woodsta^] HES MY FUCK (Ricey)
* KeeBaud is sexual butter [^Woodsta^] HES MY FUCK * Dyn is in cum atm (Ricee)
* KeeBaud is fanny butter [^Woodsta^] HES MY FUCK * Dyn is in cum atm (eltawater)
* KeeBaud is fanny batter [^Woodsta^] HES MY FUCK * Dyn is in cum atm (eltawater)
The previous topic was unmitigated pants (^Stuii^)
http://www.processtree.com/?sponsor=84144 (^Stuii^)
[milky] is this going to be the new topic then? (Surfr)
* eltawater ponders sleeping with piegirl (^Stuii^)
* feek tries typing one handed [feek] hard now (Photon)
* ^Stuii^ admires his new 15 (Mr_Scod)
Dundee Mentioned As Drug Capital On Taggart *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
* ^Stuii^ admires his new 15 [fragsta] I was thinking larger (Ricey)
* Stuii admires his 15 [fragsta] I was thinking larger, Id shag scally (Photon)
Lambie quits smoking *SHOCKER* (Hordy)
[Twpsyn] I need to come (Ricey)
[Twpsyn] I need to come over a man (Ricey)
Ricey takes a moment (widget)
��FRESH ... MEAT ...�� (Catalyst)
Photon admits being incorrect for second time this year *shocker* (Photon)
[JimBob] I just spread my log all over the house (Ricey)
[Catalyst] I cant believe how small this shit is. (JimBob)
�JimBob says I cant believe how small it is� [�nla�] [�tm�] (Catalyst)
JimBob says I cant believe how small it is [Catalyst] I dont feel like Ive go (JimBob)
JimBob says I cant believe how small it is [Catalyst] I dont feel like Ive go (JimBob)
jimbob is a twat (JimBob)
go to bed (JimBob)
^Woodsta^ in MOOSE fancying revelations *shocker* (^Woodsta^)
[Photon] wet pants over Chris (Ricee)
* Ricee has changed the wet pants (Photon)
* Photon has changed the wet pants (Ricee)
�Ricee and Photon changed wet pants� [�nla�] (Catalyst)
GONNA TAKE YOU HIGHER AND HIGHER (^Stuii^)
People who put their ages in their demon hostnames - hilarium (^Stuii^)
* sixxie must have been thinking of organic compounds (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] my old one is falling apart (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I cannot buy stuff over a wank (^Stuii^)
Mr_Scod rams a bro up stuiis arse (^Woodsta^)
Mr_Scod in extended fascination with Stuiis arse *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] photon i shall dance (Ricee)
�#aber .. the free financial advice channel� (Catalyst)
[Lambie] you forgot having david beckham [^Stuii^] Thats tomorrow (Ricey)
On now: Rob gives shoddy advice [�tm�] (Robstar)
[^Woodsta^] the dog was feisty tonight [^Woodsta^] he tried it with me (Photon)
IRC, Stop That. (Woodstar)
[Ricey] have me A Team (Woodstar)
�In a 32bit world, youre a 2bit looser ...� (Catalyst)
ALEXI SAYLE DEAD (^Stuii^)
ALEXI SAYLE DEAD. ALEXEI SAYLE ALIVE AND WELL, MEANWHILE (Ricee)
RICEY BUTCHERED IN PENDANTIC RAGE ATTACK BY BERKSHIRE MAN (^Stuii^)
OOH, YOU MAN, YOU (Ricee)
SUPERDUCK GETS THE FUNK *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
OWF HAS BROKEN IRCNET. OWF, YOU HAVE FAILED. (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] what are the twiddly bits? (^Stuii^)
ABER STUDENT USES APOSTROPHE CORRECTLY *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
IRCnet currently under attack. Join irc.easynet.co.uk if you can (^Stuii^)
IRCnet currently under attack. Join irc.easynet.co.uk if you can | EVERYONE TAKE (Lambie)
IRCNET NUKED, MYLES TAKES COVER IN IRELAND *HORROR* (Lambie)
I JUST NEED A FSCKING SUPPLY, says fragg, wide eyed and shivering (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] i have no bounce (Robstar)
[Lambie] i have no bouncers (Woodstar)
#aber moved to #Aber street party lasts 4 years (Robstar)
*yawn* (Hordy)
Peanut Is A Port-a-loo (Mr_Scod)
* ^peanut^ inspects his website SEX-CHANGE *SHOCK* (Ricey)
[sixxie] next stop, cocks (^Woodsta^)
[sixxie] next stop, cocks [^Stuii^] I nearly bought one too (Ricee)
[sixxie] next stop, cocks [sixxie] i am considering puss (^Stuii^)
BERKSHIRE BOYS, LA LA LA LA, BERKSHIRE BOYS, LA LALA LA (^Stuii^)
�On Now:� I told you so. �On Later� Eltas JVM still broken ... (Catalyst)
*scally usual wakes up to sixxie playing his willy (eltawater)
*scally usually wakes up to sixxie playing his willy (eltawater)
*scally usually wakes up to sixxie playing his willy [letters added] (^Stuii^)
eltawater has sixxies willy (^Woodsta^)
^Woodsta^ has six little willies (eltawater)
^Woodsta^ has six little willies [Ricee] i feel short-changed (Ricee)
* ^Woodsta^ has six little willies [teebs] how did you get wood? (Photon)
[^Woodsta^] stuii do you think you can keep it up that long? (^Stuii^)
[Dyn] YOU WILL ALL KNEEL (Robstar)
ON NOW: RiceyMonologue (Ricey)
ON NOW: Sixxies URL Bazaar. Guest commentary by Ricey and Catalyst. (Ricey)
[Mr_Scod] bugger [Surfr] I could (PhotWork)
[Mr_Scod] bugger [Surfr] I could [^peanut^] I would have (PhotWork)
Gremmie leaving Berkshire *shocker* (Gremmie)
[^Woodsta^] stuii is it big? [^Stuii^] Its huge, 28 (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] stuii is it big? [^Stuii^] Its huge, 28 [^Woodsta^] manual stimula (^Stuii^)
^Woodsta^] stuii is it big? [^Stuii^] Its huge, 28 [^Woodsta^] man stimulation (^Woodsta^)
[Lex] my sweet pussy keeps bringing me bums (^Stuii^)
MEATLOAF DEAD (^Stuii^)
Technology Technology?! Go back to fucking chalk and blackboard (Robstar)
[Robstar] Technology Technology?! Go back to fucking (Ricey)
ON NOW: My mp3 is lamer than yours. ON NEXT: JimBob gets the train. (Ricey)
ON NOW: Bitchqueen Competition ON NEXT: Sixxie still cant think of any URLs (Ricey)
ON NOW: Sixxies Breakfast URL Bazaar Special Offensive Edition (^Stuii^)
[_spectre] urhghghghghg (^Stuii^)
[_spectre] pumping has also FAILED. (^Stuii^)
[_spectre] SURFR - give it to me (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Random Ping Timeouts. ON NEXT: Undernets Funeral (^Stuii^)
my ricey, thats a fine pair you have there (Owf)
^Stuii^ my ricey, thats a fine pair you have there (Owf)
[^Ricey^] i quite fancy one of those mexicans (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I was going to use it for head, but Ive run out of slots (^Ricey^)
ON NOW: Language Pissing Contest. ON NEXT: Spectres Initiation (^Stuii^)
* Catalyst just slicked his finger (^Stuii^)
* Catalyst just licked his (Surfr)
DR. EVIL DEAD (^Stuii^)
ON NEXT: Cheapskate Offpeak Dialup Flood. ON AFTER: Where Are My Ops? (^Stuii^)
JUST WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS L CASEI IMMUNITAS ANYWAY? (^Stuii^)
PAULINE DONE IT, DECLARES SONIA (^Stuii^)
[elta] Im still not getting any (`Stuii`)
IRCnet under attack - Join irc.easynet.co.uk if you can (`^Stuii^)
LORNE GREEN DEAD (Robstar)
IRCNet DEAD (__spectre)
EASTENDERS FOUR TIMES A WEEK, REVEALS BEBB (`^Stuii^)
EASTENDERS FOUR TIMES A WEEK, REVEALS BEEB (`^Stuii^)
[Catalyst] Youre wanting a go then, are you ? (`^Stuii^)
* fragsta pays photon to do it (Photon)
[Owf] wipe your arse properly (JimBob)
[JimBob] I always take a few packs when I go away for camps (^Stuii^)
[widgery] thats the last time I try to do anything with my dad (Woodstar)
[widgery] sister wants rat removed (Woodstar)
STOP THAT (Saarlax)
ROBSTAR STOP THAT (Saarlax)
ANCIENTS OF MOO MOO BOUND FOR MOO MOO LAND, CLAIMS TAMMY WYNETTE (^Stuii^)
* Surfr strains (^Stuii^)
ON NEXT: SpectreMonologue. ON AFTER: Stuiis Porks His Bf (^Stuii^)
ZZ TOP DEAD (^Stuii^)
aber ON NOW: Queen Mother Dead ON NEXT: Queen Mother visits Gin factory (Owf)
DEATH TO ALL FURBYS! (Mr_Scod)
FIES MY SOUL? (^Stuii^)
Pants My Knickers (Mr_Scod)
STUII PROVIDES IRC SUPPORT TO SOMEONE WITHOUT INSULTING THEM *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
AND NOW RICEY PROVIDES LINUX SUPPORT TO SOMEONE WITHOUT INSULTING THEM! (Ricee)
NOW READ THE FUCKING MANUAL (Ricee)
The Cisco Man cometh. Can he fix it? Can he bol- (Ricee)
YA KID K DEAD (^Stuii^)
back in yer box, laddie (Ricey)
Bob the Cisco Man - Can he fix it? Yes he can! (Ricey)
[Ricey] im spent (`^Stuii^)
[Ricey] im spent [Surfr] little skirt hanging way up her knee (`^Stuii^)
NOW: Verbose retro recording medium hour. With Surfr. NEXT: Curses & tangles (^Woodsta^)
* `^Stuii` has changed into Riceys little skirt (Photon)
IT IS �NOT� MILLER TIME AND IT NEVER FUCKING WILL BE, GOT THAT? (^Woodsta^)
[Dyn] surf: I push mine quite hard... (`^Stuii^)
[Dyn] my bits are packing up (^Woodsta^)
[Robstar] photon, at 17, you are unworthy of knowing saturday afternoons (spec|afk)
### Signoff: spec|afk ([BX] I saw, I came, I ran away screaming) (Robstar)
*** Signoff: spec|afk (�[�BX�]� I came screamin, I ran away sore) (Photon)
*** Signoff: spec|afk (�[�BX�]� I came screaming, I ran away sore) (Photon)
We apologise for any intermittent bluster experienced, normal service resumed (Robstar)
Beggar strikes you a crushing blow with his bare fist. (Robstar)
[Twps] well Im guessing Is have to get her to go down �and pay for it� (Photon)
[Twps] well Im guessing Id have to get her to go down �and pay for it� (Photon)
[Twps] well Im guessing Id have to get her to go down �[NLA(tm)]� (Photon)
stop that (Saarlax)
[Ferre7] anybody know when stuii might be on next? [Ferre7] I need his able hand (Robstar)
Spectre undergoes ops training (part 1) (Robstar)
RICEY HELPFULLY ANSWERS TECHNICAL QUESTION, CROWDS GO ON RAMPAGE (Lambie)
Photon changes topic to *** Signoff: spec|afk (�[�BX�]� I came screaming, I ran (Robstar)
*** Signoff: spec|afk (�[�BX�]� I came screaming, I ran away sore) (Robstar)
* sixxie is a trani (Photon)
[_spectre_] urghghgh (^Stuii^)
THEY MAKE SPOONS (^Stuii^)
THEY MAKE SPOOOOOOOOONS (Ricee)
n33d cr@][0r 4 n3r0 51v3 (^Stuii^)
* Dyn grovels to stuii to re-add him to the bot... (^Stuii^)
[Dyn] I thought fucking it with no lube would be a better bet... (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] Im out on the town tonight [^Woodsta^] Im going fucking (Ricey)
Aiiih. But as you ever takin it up da Gary Glitter? (^Stuii^)
QUEEN MOTHER DEAD (Owf)
�GAMEPLAY.COM� : Subject of scorn since 1999 (Catalyst)
LAG CITY (Mr_Scod)
feek (puberty time till 2am) (JimBob)
AND YET YOURE ON IRC (fragsta)
NOW: ^Woodsta^s Silent TV Heckling. With ^Woodsta^. (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] IT REQUIRES PUMPING (Mr_Scod)
[^Woodsta^] IT REQUIRES PUMPING * ^Woodsta^ has a sausage on the way (Mr_Scod)
[Mr_Scod]IM BLOWING THAT [^Woodsta^] SAUSAGE REQUIRES PUMPING (^Woodsta^)
On now :- Fragsta fucks hard drives - tips and tricks... On Next :- Linux tuiti (Hordy)
On now :-hard drivefuckups-tips & tricks On Next :- Linux tuition (Hordy)
[Robstar] for the next 10 minutes im going to ponce around (spectre)
SNWOMSG0046: KNOW YOUR PLACE (^Stuii^)
SNWOMSG0091: FAILURE IS NOT ACCEPTABLE (^Stuii^)
MICROSOFT SORRY, CLAIMS VAGRANT. (Woodstar)
[Catalyst] I am failing to get it. (Ricey)
�LOAF ME BABY, ONE MORE TIME� (Catalyst)
[^Lex] I am the leakiest wank goodbye (spectre)
[Mortimus] dyn - whyfore did you poke me? Would you like a sausage? (spectre)
[Mortimus] dyn - why did you pork me? Would you like my sausage? (spectre)
YOUR A MUPPET! (Mr_Scod)
On Now: Mad Kicking Frenzy Hits #aber, On Next: Fresher Abusing with Ferret (spectre)
* Jimbob and Twpsyn has a gimp in the house (Photon_)
On now: Your favourite words, VOTE NOW (Robstar)
On now: Your favourite words, VOTE NOW [Robstar] porcelain (JimBob)
[Mr_Scod] lambie...thats rather big....it wont fit in my hole (spectre)
[Mr_Scod] Lambie, thats rather big, it wont fit in my hole [Lambie] SHALL I FORC (spectre)
Linux Standards Base to be Terminated (spectre)
[^Woodsta^] robstar I hold you (Robstar)
[Catalyst] I always want it. (sixxie)
[Catalyst] I always want it. [Robstar] cat im ready (Photon)
[Lambie] not that I have the slightest idea how to make use of it (^Stuii^)
hush (Lambie)
GUM DISEASE BREEDS IN DINNER LADIES, REVEALS EXPENSIVE STUDY (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] i do apologise ive been awake all night tweaking it (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] i do apologise ive been awake all night tweaking it [^Stuii^] im gla (Lambie)
[Robstar] ive been awake all night tweaking it [^Stuii^] im glad I didnt get (Lambie)
up yours (Lambie)
[^Stuii^] i get 32 now [Surfr] you soon get used to the size (Robstar)
[spectre] ^Stuii^ - i am forcing someone else (^Stuii^)
[spectre] i am going to gib thru a socket (^Stuii^)
[spectre] i want it, so i am forcing guy a yr12 to do it in me (Robstar)
[spectre] i want it, so i am forcing a 12yr guy to do it in me (^Stuii^)
I like a nice bit of hung meat SAYS WOMAN ON READY STEADY COOK (^Stuii^)
On now: Elta gets hax0r3d (Live Running Commentary Edition [with tears]) (Robstar)
On now: Open University Physics with Robstar in dodgy tweed suit ON NEXT: dodgy (eltawater)
On now: Open University Physics with Robstar in dodgy tweed suit ON NEXT:Beards (eltawater)
[Robstar] we havent worked your anus in yet (spectre)
[Robstar] we have a anus (JimBob)
[Robstar] we havent worked your anus in yet (spectre)
PHOTON WARPED THROUGH SHEET OF ALUMINIUM. CAR CRASH REPORTED. (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] catalyst just as soon as youre rerady for it (^Stuii^)
The University Christmas Lectures are not means to obtaining a degree (Robstar)
#aber Dictionary reaches 250 entries *shocker* (^Stuii^)
BARRYSWORLD DEAD (^Stuii^)
Fuck progress, fuck it right in the ear. (^Woodsta^)
Surfr has slept with spectre and his parents (^Woodsta^)
[eltawater] bugger on the fly (Woodstar)
[spectre] rod into slit end (Woodstar)
[JimBob] oooh, just found some tarts (spectre)
[JimBob] oooh, just found some tarts [spectre] JimBob - send me one [JimBob] too (spectre)
[JimBob] oooh, farts [spectre] JimBob - send me one [JimBob] good mouthfull (Woodstar)
[JimBob] just found some tarts [spectre] send me one [JimBob] too late, Im havi (spectre)
[JimBob] oooh, farts [spectre] JimBob - send me one [JimBob] good mouthful (Woodstar)
[JimBob] it was painful during the examination (VirtStuii)
Woodsta demands Stuii in bed *unshocker* (JimBob)
topic to on any volume (just)
PETER SCISSORS DEAD (^Stuii^)
SOFTWARE ITS SHIT - JUST GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND A PEN (Robstar)
Robstar Has Failed *Unshocker* (Mr_Scod)
http://web.wt.net/~psherr/squirrel_hazing.htm (Mr_Scod)
[Sange] I managed a total of 16 hours over Christmas (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: History of the Turbo Button. ON NEXT: Old Computer Pissing Contest (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] ive got a really old vibrator (spectre)
[spectre] [---This man has no penis. He blows goats. [WordChange] (Photon)
[spectre] Sometimes I like to perform fellatio on waterfowl [WordChange] (^Stuii^)
[Photon] IVE GOT TWO ARSEs (spectre)
[Photon] IVE GOT TWO ARSES (spectre)
[@Lambie] I actually want this job (Hordy)
ON NOW: Jimbob and Stuiis Rival Rentboy Rings. ON NEXT: Lambie Joins The Pigs (^Stuii^)
[cnych] you have very impressive woods (Upstart)
[cnych] shoudlnt they be under your woody ? (spectre)
The previous topic was found to be invalid and was removed (Robstar)
Robstar may be bent on occasion (^Woodsta^)
Robstar may be bent on occasion, stuii runs away (^Stuii^)
Stuii was found to be invalid, and has been removed. (^Woodsta^)
Stuii was a hasbeen (Robstar)
SAYS EXPERT (^Stuii^)
CLAIMS SEASONED CHANNEL MEMEBER (^Woodsta^)
..and vagrant (Robstar)
States Robstar, marking ^Woodsta^s words. (^Woodsta^)
Man prints out glibc, claiming mistake *unshocker* (spectre)
States Robstar, marking ^Woodsta^s words, marking Robstars. (Robstar)
Spectre In Shite Topic *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
ROBSTAR FOUND TO HAVE MARKS, REVEALS FEBREEZE COMMERCIAL (^Stuii^)
Four rapid topic changes *shocker* (Robstar)
Mr_Scod in Topic Abuse *trueshocker* (spectre)
Spectre in glib topic *unshocker* (Ricey)
Spectre in topic about gibbing *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
*** ^Stuii^ has changed the topic on channel #aber to Spectre in topic about gib (Robstar)
Spectre Deemed Stupid (Mr_Scod)
..claims Mr_Scod (Robstar)
..claims Mr_Scod, suspected vagrant (^Woodsta^)
..claims Mr_Scod ..claims marked words (^Stuii^)
..claims Woodsta, known vagrant (Robstar)
..claims Woodsta, known vagrant for 10 years and marks his words (^Woodsta^)
..claims Woodsta, known vagrant SAYS MAN (^Stuii^)
..claims Woodsta, known vagrant SAYS MAN (Robstar)
..claims Woodsta, known vagrant SAYS MAN AND BOY, 30 years (Robstar)
No topic changes for a short length of time, #aber shocked. (^Woodsta^)
Previous report was false (^Stuii^)
Woodsta In Blatent Topic Changing *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
...claim vagrants (^Woodsta^)
[cnych] cool- how long has it been now then since u last had one? (^Stuii^)
[cnych] how long has it been now then since u last had one? [^Woodsta^] a good f (^Stuii^)
[cnych] dont do that scoddy I aint got your arse - that aint fair (Mr_Scod)
[Twpsyn] i really need tits (Robstar)
[Twpsyn] i really need tits [Twpsyn] in the loosest sense of the word (^Stuii^)
^Stuii^ has tits in the loo (^Woodsta^)
Stupid IRC question #1: Who are you. (^Woodsta^)
[JimBob] Cnych: I think WetFish took me in the first year :) (Ricey)
[cnych] I bet you are doing something really lame like fingering him or somethin (^Stuii^)
[HorDy^] cnych :- my erections being shite (spectre)
Spectre Obviously Sexually Repressed *Unshocker* (Mr_Scod)
[cnych] Dyn has just invited me into his room for some cheese (spectre)
[cnych] Dyn has just invited me into his room for some playing (^Stuii^)
[cnych] Dyn has just invited me into his room for some cheese playing (spectre)
The previous topic contravined NLA regulations and has been terminated. (^Woodsta^)
Stuii in clearly using mIrc *shocker* (spectre)
SILENCE - SILENCIO - SIENCIA - SILENCE - ZILENCE - DDYLENCE (^Stuii^)
ARSE! (Hordy)
Theres nothing to see here, move along. (^Woodsta^)
[milky] kick #aber ^stuii^ wot fukin script? [milky] bah. [milky] .quit arse (FA (spectre)
[milky] kick #aber ^stuii^ wot fukin script? [milky] bah. [milky] .quit arse (spectre)
[cnych] do you think he was lightly sniffed by jove ? (spectre)
http://www.snwo.org/allegiance.php (^Stuii^)
Gore Calls for McDonalds Recount, Claims Billions Served Omits Filet-O-Fish (Mr_Scod)
* ^Stuii^ is gone - pork - msgs will be saved (Owf)
POLAND IN BORG-LIKE ASSIMILATION OF IRCNET *UNSHOCKER* (Robstar)
Ricey in: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP THAT allegation (Robstar)
FRAGSTAS COOKING DEATH RATE CONFIRMED AT 0 - CROWDS REJOICE (Robstar)
CATALYST DEAD - BODY FOUND FESTERING FACE DOWN IN C MACRO POOL (Robstar)
* Mr_Scod/#aber gives pea finger (spectre)
* Mr_Scod/#aber gives pea a finger (spectre)
Spectre In Lame Topic Assessment *Unshocker* (Mr_Scod)
Ricey The Man-God (Mr_Scod)
Ricey The Man-God.. claims sexual glove puppet (Robstar)
Peanut In Penis Boneing *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod In Any Port In A Storm *unshocker* (Robstar)
IM THE DANDY HIGHWAYMAN (Ricey)
http://www.aberonline.co.uk/ - SUCK (^Stuii^)
[Owf] i could have done with staying longer this morning (^Stuii^)
[spectre] i worked out a porn poem in the bath last night, so i am dead chuffed (Ricey)
[spectre] i jerked off to a porn poem in the bath last night, so i am dead chuff (spectre)
[spectre] i worked out a porn poem in the bath last night * ozgirl tries to pic (Ricey)
[spectre] i worked out a porn poem in the bath * ozgirl tries to picture it ;) (Ricey)
[Mr_Scod] my mother gets it totally free (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] owf could get a doing from cnych (^Stuii^)
DANIEL FIELD, YOU ARE LAGGING LIKE A BITCH (Mr_Scod)
[Surfr] Its not big enough to take any more people thats for sure (^Stuii^)
STUART FORD, YOU ARE LAGGING (Mr_Scod)
*C* ^Stuii^ did MRSCOD_AN_ANAL_PROBE (Owf)
Egg in: The document contained no data *shocker* (Robstar)
ON NOW: Changing Rooms. ON NEXT: The Benefits of Farting Explained (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] this is doing my head (Robstar)
[^Woodsta^] shes taken to savaging my crotch now (Robstar)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS FOUND TO BE IN VIOLATION OF NLA RULES AND HAS BEEN REMOVE (^Woodsta^)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC FAILED (^Woodsta^)
^Woodsta^ HAS VIOLATED ME (NLA) (fragsta)
[fragsta] rob, roving pint (^Woodsta^)
JIF CHANGES NAME TO ZIF TO BE IN LINE WITH INTERNATIONAL BRAND *TRAVESTY* (^Stuii^)
ITS CIF YOU DOLT (^Woodsta^)
JIF CHANGES NAME TO CIF TO BE IN LINE WITH INTERNATIONAL BRAND *TRAVESTY* (^Stuii^)
UK ONLY COUNTRY TO PRONOUNCE J PROPERLY, CLAIM MULTINATIONAL. (^Woodsta^)
[tonibunny] I didnt realise it was so big (Woodstar)
[Woodstar] I only did 2 (cnych)
[Woodstar] Im on the loo line so its not hard (VirtStuii)
[Woodstar] Im on the loo so its not hard (VirtStuii)
[^Stuii^] tonibunny well it is rather large, but if youre happy with that (Woodstar)
PREPARE FOR MY ARRIVAL.....LOCK UP YOUR ALCOHOL (Mr_Scod)
Planned Train Arrival In Borth : 7: 17pm Probable Railtrack Arrival : 5:00am (Mr_Scod)
Aberystwyth Runs Out Of Alcohol *Horror* (Mr_Scod)
Freeloader Hour (Ricey)
Ricey in does that chilli seed do anything for you baybe encounter (Robstar)
Helicopter lands in Borth *tatal shocker* (Surfr)
Helicopter lands in Borth *total shocker* (Surfr)
On now: Unrelated, miscellaneous bitching. With Ricey and Robstar On next: Oh f (Robstar)
Sysops discovered walking around in pants and bras (Robstar)
MICROSOFT.COM DOWN, FERMITS EXPERT REBOOTING SERVICES CALLED IN (^Stuii^)
MICROSOFT.COM DOWN, FERMITS GUINNESS INTERRUPTED *AGAIN* (Ricey)
MICROSOFT.COM DOWN, FERMITS GUINNESS CULPRIT *AGAIN* (Robstar)
INTERNET BROKEN, OWFS PAPER CUPS TO BLAME (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] god theres like 10 screaming babes outside my window (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] |/|@R3Z |/|@R3Z |/|@R3Z |/|@R3Z |/|@R3Z |/|@R3Z |/|@R3Z |/|@R3 (Robstar)
[F3rret] I am lagged like a scotsmans pipe (Robstar)
sssssh catalysts coming (Robstar)
On now: Miscallaneous Monologues. With everyone. (Robstar)
On now: Miscellaneous Monologues. With everyone. On next: This is a lag free cha (Robstar)
On now: Miscellaneous Monologues. With everyone. On next: oi stuii (Robstar)
[Ricey] bloody hell im getting tired again (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] bloody hell im getting tired again [Robstar] i think it was getting up (^Stuii^)
On now: Strained Topics, with Stuii. On next: Strained Topics, with Robstar (Robstar)
Catalyst in Look I can squeeze myself under the desk, and I feel fine revelati (Robstar)
Catalyst in Look I can squeeze myself under the desk, and I feel fine (Robstar)
Robstar in Look I can squeeze myself revalation (Ricey)
* fragsta comes .. and collapses (VirtStuii)
[Ricey] i am uniformed (spectre__)
Embittered old rant finished, normal service resumed (Robstar)
DEMOLITION MAN KNOCKS DOWN OWN HOUSE BY ACCIDENT (^Stuii^)
BOWLING AT LHR TOMMOROW, CONTACT STUII IF INTERESTED (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] IM SO HARD (spectre__)
[^Stuii^] IM SO HARD [spectre] SP I AM (eltawater)
[^Stuii^] IM SO HARD [spectre] SO I AM (eltawater)
[^Stuii^] IM SO HARD [spectre] SO AM I (spectre__)
SILENCE (^Stuii^)
[spectre__] how big? (^Stuii^)
SPECTRE BLAMES INCOMPETENCE ON TROUBLESOME GIRL FILTH *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[spectre__] YOU ARE MASTURBATING (JimBob)
ON NOW: Spectre in cybersex *unshocker (JimBob)
ON NOW: Spectre in cybersex *unshocker* (JimBob)
ON NOW: Spectre in cybersex *unshocker* ON LATER Kleenex shares increase 20% (JimBob)
SPECTRE IN LATE NIGHT BEDROOM SEDUCTION WITH TROUBLESOME FEMALES *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
IF YOU RUN A LAME SCRIPT, IT *WILL* BE EXPLOITED (^Stuii^)
IF YOU RUN A LAME SCRIPT, IT *WILL* BE EXPLOITED LAMELY. (Hordy)
�GCC IS DEAD ... LONG LIVE EGCS !� (Catalyst)
system maintainance afternoon (Ricey)
system maintenance afternoon (Ricey)
[Ricey] ILL HAVE YOU NOW (Ricey)
Blame Spectre and Ferret (Robstar)
Blame Spectre and Ferret and Jimbob and Fermit and Surfr (Robstar)
Blame Spectre and Ferret and Jimbob and Fermit and Surfr and Shrink and Scod (Robstar)
Blame Spectre and Ferret and Jimbob and Fermit and Surfr and Shrink and Scod and (Robstar)
Blame Spectre, Ferret, Jimbob, Fermit, Surfr, Shrink, Scod, Feek, Markyboy and T (Robstar)
Blame Spectre, Ferret, Jimbob, Fermit, Surfr, Scod, Feek, Markyboy and Tobes (Robstar)
Blame Ricey, David Beckham, Spectre, Harry Enfield (Catalyst)
*Ricey* hut [- Ricey in American Footballer pretense revelation *shocker* (Robstar)
lo (Ricey)
### Signoff: piegirl (.) [- The removal operation was a great success (Robstar)
#ABER HAS CHANGED CALL SIGNS. #ABER IS NOW AIR FORCE ONE! (VirtStuii)
* VirtStuii/#aber has returned ( �ph33r my knob� ) (specAfk)
Stuii/#aber has painted his bathroom door *shocker* (Hordy|AFK)
Stuii/#aberi n DIY doing capers *shocker* (Hordy)
Stuii/#aber in DIY doing capers *shocker* (Hordy)
Saarlax in Spectres BO suspicions *unshocker* (JimBob)
Jimbob in ordering Twpsyn to bed *frightner* (Twps)
C&A FINALLY PACKS UP, ROBSTAR LEFT SOBBING (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Robstars Drunken Infoline Changefest. ON NEXT: Consequences Thereof (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: #aber recommends BOLD for outstanding results everytime. ON NEXT: InfoLi (^Stuii^)
wash your knockers in bold and end up with a groin like susan tullys face (^Stuii^)
[toofpick] sorry, ill wipe it up (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Random acts ON NEXT: questioning messages (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] ricey Ill have you now (Ricey)
On now: Helpdesk DnD (Robstar)
ENTIRE CABINET DIES IN GIANT FOOD PROCESSOR ACCIDENT (^Stuii^)
[Ferre7] aye only 20 guys have access to mine (^Stuii^)
[Ferre7] aye only 20 guys have access to mine [elta] he needs it where he is (eltawater)
THIS WEEKENDS ABER MEAT - SPOILED (Robstar)
Superduck in only Aberite not FAILING to get to lunch on time (Surfr)
Surfr in failing to stay at quiz despite REPEATED messaging (Robstar)
[Surfr] we didnt have to stay in one big group (Ricey)
STUII UPDATES WEBSITE *SHOCKER* - http://www.stuii.co.uk/ (^Stuii^)
FUCK RAILWAYS! FUCK THEM RIGHT IN THE EAR! (Mr_Scod)
[Mr_Scod] *complains to a virgin* [NLA] (^Stuii^)
^Stuii^ In Nipple Studs *Horror* (Mr_Scod)
[spectre__] i have received my repetitive-wanking-strain-injury-medication (Mr_Scod)
Dan In Malingering With Young Tories *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
NEIL KINNOCK DEAD (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Newspipe. ON NEXT: Fake Newspipe (^Stuii^)
DEUTSCHETEKNO (^Stuii^)
TACKLESNOGS DEAD - DECLARED LAME BY THE MASSES (Robstar)
C J BOLLAND DEAD (^Stuii^)
VARIOUS ARTISTS DEAD (^Stuii^)
Riceys bed nice place to be according to local PJM cat (Robstar)
* Surfr waits to be picked up (^Stuii^)
PLEASE NOTE I DID NOT GO TO PIER PRESSURE (^peanut^)
PLEASE NOTE I DID NOT GO TO PIER PRESSURE AND NOR DID I (Mr_Scod)
RANT. RANT RANT RANT. RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT. RANT. (Ricey)
WEEKEND JUST GONE WAS ROARING SUCCESS (Robstar)
[Surfr] well i dont see why we all have to stay together in one big group (Robstar)
ROUND II *bong* (Ricey)
ROUND III *bong* (Ricey)
ON NOW: 999. ON NEXT: 911. ON AFTER: Another Boy Band (^Stuii^)
*** Mode change +l 10 on channel #aber by Saarlax (JimBob)
[Ferre7] Yep.. the computer screen gets all sticky (^Stuii^)
To piss off Woodsta, fill in half a Leisure Centre questionnaire and return. (^Woodsta^)
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION Rants Woodstar in ranting shocker. (^Woodsta^)
STUII DEMONSTRATES KNOWLEDGE OF FIRST 6 LETTERS IN ALPHABET *SHOCKER* (Owf)
[Ricey] HAIRY MELON (Robstar)
[Robstar] owf surely youre looking for an abnormally big log [NLA] (^Stuii^)
MILTON KEYNES SLIPS INTO SEA (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] im getting it 24/7 if i can persuade mother (^Stuii^)
EARTHA KIT DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Ferret] you could buff that to a high shine (spectre_)
[Ferret] you could buff that to a high shine [Hordy] Ferret - and youre gonna l (spectre_)
[Ferret] you could buff that to a high shine (spectre_)
Whats on the board mister ford ? (Hordy|AFK)
Whats on the board mister Ford ? (Hordy|AFK)
The previous Topic contained a spatial error and has been removed. (^Woodsta^)
[Mr_Scod] HE WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE (^Stuii^)
Woodsta And Stuii, Siting In A Tree, K I S S I N G (Mr_Scod)
Gradwell in can he be any dumber? *unshocker* (spectre_)
Stuii Really Fancies Gradwell (Mr_Scod)
[^Woodsta^] god Im fucking sharon already (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] woods not my probe (^Woodsta^)
You cant wear white, thats fraud (^Stuii^)
Stuii and Martin Lawton in a tree K I S S I N G (Robstar)
Ricey and Robstar in same t-shirt embarrasment *shocker* (Robstar)
Fuck IRC right in the ear...claims vagrant. (^Woodsta^)
Stuii heckles 486 Linux boxes in Linux Box Hackling Shocker (Woodstar)
Stuii heckles 486 Linux boxes in Linux Box Heckling Shocker (Woodstar)
Saarlax has changed the mode in #aber to +l 14 (Woodstar)
*** Woodstar sets mode: +l 14 (^Stuii^)
CAROL SMILIE FACES HUGE DENTAL BILL *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Woodstar] its the right length too (^Stuii^)
did-mummy@teach.you.to.be.a.tit.or.did.you.learn.that.on.your.iddy.biddy.own.did (Robstar)
did-mummy@teach.you.to.be.a.tit.or.did.you.learn.that.on.your.iddy.biddy.own.did (Robstar)
did-mummy@teach.you.to.be.a.tit.or.did.you.learn.that.on.your.iddy.biddy.own.COM (Robstar)
SPECTRE SMELLS OF CHEESE (Mr_Scod)
SPECTRE SMELLS OF CHEESE *CLAIMS SCOD* (spectre__)
SPECTRE SMELLS OF CHEESE *CLAIMS EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH HIM (Mr_Scod)
SPECTRE SMELLS OF CHEESE *CLAIMS EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH HIM* (Mr_Scod)
ORM AND CHEAP DEAD (VirtStuii)
[_spectre_] Mr_Scod - its hard for the first 2months (Owf)
[_spectre_] Mr_Scod - its hard (Owf)
[Surfr] no most anal cunt stuff is about 2 mins (^Stuii^)
On Now: Age Pissing Contest, On Next: Dinosaur, with Owf (_spectre_)
ON NOW: Spectre Imprenates The Sixth Form. ON NEXT: Child Benefit, The Beauty Of (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Spectre Impregnates The Sixth Form. ON NEXT: Child Benefit, The Beauty O (^Stuii^)
SILENCE (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] stuii but im so close (^Stuii^)
^Stuii^ has two in the cupboard and another 4 on the way (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] itll be nice to have the hole protected (Ricey)
Celebrating 7 years of taking the piss (Surfr)
[piegirl] milk stuii (^Stuii^)
[gnomie] every tuesday has now been designated porn night (^Woodsta^)
LIMP BIZKIT, PAPA ROACH, ALL THAT, BOY BANDS WITH GUITARS, LAME. (^Woodsta^)
AND YOUR JAMIE OLIVER. LOW FAT MALARKEY INDEED, (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] jamie oliver is goroe (^Woodsta^)
[Robstar] its thick black and frothy (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] its thick black and frothy [Lambie] thats a delicacy in india you kno (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] its thick black and frothy [Lambie] thats a delicacy in india (^Woodsta^)
[sixxie] she definitely moans (^Woodsta^)
[sixxie] she definitely moans too much (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] she didnt moan when she was with us last time (^Woodsta^)
ON NEXT: Bitching About Absent #Aberites. ON NEXT: Just Wait Until Youre Gone (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Bitching About Absent #Aberites. ON NEXT: Just Wait Until Youre Gone (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] im not scared of I get drunk off 3 pints Woodsta (Owf)
Robstar Being Serious....NATO Informed! (Mr_Scod)
[spectre__] stuii - i do it bare handed (^Stuii^)
FREE WILLY (Robstar)
(DiscoDeev/#aber) I am RIDICULED (spectre__)
SILENCE SPECTRE! YOU MERE CHILD! (Mr_Scod)
Owf in whos yer daddy horrors *shocker* (^Stuii^)
[spectre__] MY FUCKING G STRING JUST BROKE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Mr_Scod)
[Mr_Scod] I FANCY STUII AFTER ALL (spectre__)
SPECTRE IS DEEMED IRRELEVANT (Mr_Scod)
LIAR PEOPLE! (Mr_Scod)
SHURRUP (Mr_Scod)
SCOD IN WESTLIFE ADMIRATION REVELATION SHOCKER (^Woodsta^)
[^peanut^] ooo i have a witch in my arse! (^Woodsta^)
[Mr_Scod] I must report that i like Westlife (spectre__)
Spectre In Camel Shagging *Horror* (Mr_Scod)
spectre__ is like Westlife (^Woodsta^)
Woodsta and Scod in Westlife Shine Construction *unshocker* (spectre__)
SPECTRE IN SPELLING AND OR TYPING FAILURE (^Woodsta^)
Spectre Failed mTo Be A Member Of Westlife *Unshocker* (Mr_Scod)
Spectre Failed To Be A Member Of Westlife *Unshocker* (Mr_Scod)
Scod in FAILURE *unshocker* (spectre__)
Spectre Banned For 7.7 Seconds! (Mr_Scod)
Fujitsu-Siemens in bunch of slackers *unshocker* (spectre__)
On Now: Decrepit Hardware Pissing. On Next: Who are you calling old? (^Woodsta^)
* spectre shoves a piece of paper between his ass (Photon)
[Lambie] its time for AOL (spectre__)
[Mr_Scod]i pull 13 year olds from all over the place (spectre__)
Spectre Is Obviously An Undersexed Virgin With A Sprained Wrist (Mr_Scod)
[Mr_Scod] I pull 12 year olds from all over the place (spectre__)
Saarlax has changed the mode in #aber to +l 16 (^Woodsta^)
#ABER PRESS RELEASE: WEBSITE SUPPORT NETSCAPE 6 SHOCK. --Ends-- (`^Stuii^)
download German Techno at your peril (Surfr)
DALNET - The militant irc network (Robstar)
[Lambie] i have just spent the last 30 mins bonking a plus net call centre worke (Robstar)
[Lambie] i have just spent the last 30 mins bonking a plusnet call centre worker (Robstar)
[Mr_Scod] dan has a *huge* one (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] dan has a *huge* one [Mr_Scod] *bends over* (^Stuii^)
SIXXIE IN FULL TIT *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
SPECTRE IN CHALLANGING WOODSTA TO FIGHT! (Mr_Scod)
Bill Gates In Smelly Armpit Soggy Mess (Mr_Scod)
FUCK BT! FUCK IT RIGHT IN THE EAR! (Mr_Scod)
On Now : 20 Questions On Next : DiscoDeevs Dancing Hour (Mr_Scod)
CENTRAL PORTSMOUTH HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DESTROYED (^Stuii^)
Spectre Has Failed! (Mr_Scod)
^Woodsta^ in too old and gnarly to be hip *shocker* (^Woodsta^)
http://www.ihatefreddurst.net teenage angst at its best (Surfr)
[Surfr] bottom entry (^Woodsta^)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/ - X MARKS THE B0RK (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] did he use the two handed method? (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: ISP Hour ON NEXT: ISP Hour (+1) (Ricey)
ON NOW: Mass ISP Exodus. ON NEXT: Mass Userlist Updates (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] ive just had an email from mistress moan (^Stuii^)
Stuart Ford Clone Created In A Labratory *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Shaun Incognito Clone Created In A Labrador *Horror* (Lambie)
DENMARK HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DESTROYED (^Stuii^)
THE OTHER ONE FROM THE SMITHS DEAD (^Stuii^)
THE LOVE AND AFFECTION PETTING ZOO NOW OPEN (Robstar)
[Gazzz] i am not getting it (Ricey)
CATALYST IN HORNY PORKY MARSUPIAL MARROW WHIPPING EVENT WITH ^WOODSTA^ REPORT *S (Ricey)
Published at Thu Feb 1 19:58:20 /etc/localtime 2001. Circulation: You (Ricey)
Linux user = Drug Abuser, register uncovers the sordid truth *shocker* (spectre__)
FRAGG IS A BASTARD, BASTARD, BASTARD, BASTARD, BASTARD, BASTARD, BASTARD, BASTAR (Mr_Scod)
SCOD JILTED BY FRAGG (fragsta)
[^Woodsta^] its quite rapid for me stuii (^Stuii^)
1337 /-/4][0/~ IN-JOKE HAPPY HOUR!! (fragsta)
[Ricey] WANT MAN (JimBob)
Sixxie Deemed Outcast! (Mr_Scod)
[sixxie] piegirl are you coming to full tit tonight? (Mr_Scod)
drink cider from a mellon (Surfr)
LONDON GRILL - EAT IT, AND SHUT UP (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] Ive not touched it yet (^Stuii^)
�The Exams are OVER. Can you guess ?� (Catalyst)
MILKY IN 20 PINT FRIDAY DRUNKEN BINGE *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] shes coming NOW [SuperDuck] Ive put it off for long enough (Lambie)
[Robstar] this should make my entry more prominent (^Stuii^)
[spectre__] Robstar i demand more (JimBob)
[spectre__] Robstar i demand more back-end (JimBob)
* fragsta is away: wanking (JimBob)
[^Lex] anyway - must go for some dick (^Stuii^)
[^Lex] anyway - must go for some dick * Robstar thinks about tomorrow (^Stuii^)
Mr_Scod has 75 kicks / 3 bankicks (Hordy|AFK)
Mr_Scod has 75 kicks / 5 bankicks (Hordy|AFK)
Mr_Scod has 80 kicks / 6 bankicks (Hordy|AFK)
Hordy Has A Fat Arse! (Mr_Scod)
ON NOW: Rab C. Scod. ON NEXT: We Pushed It Too Far (^Stuii^)
Mr_Scod and Hordy in kinky Police role playing games (JimBob)
Jimbob Arrested For 13 Sex With 13 Year Olds....Spectre In Counselling (Mr_Scod)
Jimbob Arrested For Sex With 13 Year Olds....Spectre In Counselling (Mr_Scod)
[JimBob] we do tweak it a lot (spectre__)
[JimBob] we do tweak it a lot [JimBob] and fuck it even more (spectre__)
WHO WANNA BE A PAINTER MAN?, ASK BONEY M (^Stuii^)
GOOVE IN HEART CLAIM DRUGGED UP HIPPY DEE-LITE VAGRANTS. (^Woodsta^)
GROOVE IN HEART CLAIM DRUGGED UP HIPPY DEE-LITE VAGRANTS. (^Woodsta^)
GROOVE IN HEART CLAIM VAGRANTS IN INCORRECT DECADE (^Stuii^)
BOOM BOOM BOOM, LET ME HEAR YOU SAY WAY-OH, DEMAND OUTHERE BROTHERS (^Stuii^)
CAN I AT LEAST HAVE A TASTE PLEAD OUTHERE BROS (^Woodsta^)
Dont mention the rugby, pleads vagrant. (^Woodsta^)
[^peanut^] i can smell sausages (^Woodsta^)
[JimBob] Im playing with my toy (VirtStuii)
Dont mention the war. (^Woodsta^)
* ^Stuii^ is unable to locate the knob wot makes his finger go faster (Mr_Scod)
The previous topic had letters added and was therefore completely unacceptable. (^Stuii^)
Stuiis Breath Is completely unacceptable. (Mr_Scod)
Wales 15-44 England *hilarity* (^Stuii^)
LAST TRAIN TO TRANSCENTRAL CLAIM KLF (^Woodsta^)
[scally] Ive woken up to willo the wisp on many occasion (^Woodsta^)
PLEDGE YOPUR ALLEGIANCE NOW! ([if]Surfr)
PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE NOW! ([if]Surfr)
[D3vsTeR] something that will really fuck some ones life up [D3vsTeR] dont get m (JimBob)
PUMP UP THE VOLUME DEMAND OUTRAGED M.A.R.R.S IN EARLY HIPHOP REBELLION. (^Woodsta^)
[D3vsTeR] lik cock downstairs!! (^Stuii^)
JimBob in giving head to under 18 year olds *unshocker* (spectre__)
JimBob in giving head to under 18 year old pikachus *shocker* (Mr_Scod)
RASPUTIN SHOT TILL HE WAS DEAD, CLAIMS THOSE RUSSIANS (^Stuii^)
telnet 203.164.23.136 6969 (Hordy)
Whats up with Smurffette..i mean...look at the ratio, and I know the way nature (Mr_Scod)
Whats up with Smurffette...look at the ratio, and I know the way nature works! (Mr_Scod)
[Lambie] i have been sticking it in and giving it a good twist (^Stuii^)
IRCNET FUCKED (^Stuii^)
* JimBob is playing with his battery powered Christmas present (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] Im making it bang against Ed, pity it only lasts 15 minutes (^Stuii^)
The previous topic was withdrawn after an investigation into topic baiting (^Stuii^)
[Woodstar] havent had any for a good 10 years though (Photon)
[woodstar] me grans got a bush [Woodstar] havent had any for a good 10 years th (Photon)
[woodstar] me grans got a bush [Woodstar] havent had any for 10 years though (Photon)
[Mr_Scod] i have hairy knees (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] i have hairy knees, doesnt everyone? They do though, dont they? (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] scod next time you must come (Shrink)
[_spectre_] Mr_Scod - i taste good (^Stuii^)
MR_SCODS COUSIN WATCHING EMBARASSING VIDEOS OF MR_SCOD *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
Spectre And ^Stuii^ In Pork Banging Sausage Grinding Incident *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[Mr_Scod] *emit grease* (_spectre_)
[Photon] Fabricate ya maggot, Mr_Scod. (_spectre_)
Mr_Scod requested finger from spectre (_spectre_)
YOU GOT THE RIGHT STUFF, CLAIM MEANINGLESS NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK (^Stuii^)
MR_SCOD DEAD (^Stuii^)
VOTE LESBIAN LABOUR, MO LICKS PUNNANI MOWLEM TO STAND (^Stuii^)
DYN ON LOCAL NEWS *HORRORWARNING*. NO REAL NEWS TODAY *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: greez bashing ON NEXT: retrospective greez bashing (Ricey)
ON NOW: retrospective greez bashing ON NEXT: greez comes back (Ricey)
ON NOW: greez gets auto-rejoin ON NEXT: greez gets banned (Ricey)
ON NOW: The Daily Gradwell Slam. ON NEXT: Living In Camberly - A Rich Boys Guid (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: The Daily Gradwell Slam. ON NEXT: Living In Camberly- A Rich Boys Guide (Ricey)
[Ricey] i had a massive one for ages (^Stuii^)
GRADWELL DEAD IN CAMBERLEY SHOOTOUT. (^Stuii^)
New bot master required. Contact Stuii if interested. (^Stuii^)
Scotland Cancelled Due To Snow (Mr_Scod)
[Mr_Scod] I saw dof *in the flesh* 2 weeks ago (^Stuii^)
�[Mr_Scod] I saw dofs flesh two weeks ago (cnych)
CYNCH, CANCH. CNCYH, CHYNCH (Mr_Scod)
ON NOW: The Norths Existance, Discuss. ON NEXT: Northerners Storm Off In A Stro (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW : Ferrets secret passion for piegirl (cnych)
�ON NOW : Ferrets secret passion for piegirl (cnych)
[cnych] I got a willy for a start (Mr_Scod)
[cnych] I will for a tart (^Stuii^)
CYNCH OFFERS TO DO IT IN EXCHANGE FOR SMALL BAKERY PRODUCTS *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[cnych] this sex changes are getting worse and worse (Mr_Scod)
�ON NOW: CYNCH SHOWS US WHAT PMT IS REALLY LIKE (Mr_Scod)
�IM QUITTING SMOKING YOU FUCKWITS, PLEASE BE WARNED (cnych)
�Cnych Suffering From Diagnosed Selfconcious Topic Syndrome *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod denies goat unusualness charges, SPOKESMAN SAYS (^Stuii^)
Stuii In Smelly Cuntpants Fuckup (Mr_Scod)
SCOD CHANGES UNDERWEAR FOR FIRST TIME SINCE JANUARY *SHOCK* (^Stuii^)
SNWO REVEALS DOMINATION DATE *UNTRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
Surfrs Window Manager Of The Week (SWMOTW): evilwm (^Stuii^)
[Ferret] dont joke about decaptitaed goats ricey (^Stuii^)
Header(HTTP/1.0 401 Unauthorized); (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] copyright my arse (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] copyright my arse [^Stuii^] Ive had a mouthful (Ricey)
Idle IRC Syndrome (Robstar)
[Surfr_] Spectres on the phone and he wants it (^Stuii^)
JOCKEY ON THE OCKEY (^Woodsta^)
Write the topic here: __________________________________________________________ (^Stuii^)
YOULL NEVER THROW A DART IN THIS TOWN AGAIN Declares fat bloke with mozzie. (^Woodsta^)
Write the topic here: __a___yo_r__i__s_ry_o__s_u_d_________________ (Robstar)
^Stuii^ doesnt get it (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] hes ill [^Woodsta^] dodgy sausage was it (Robstar)
LOL (Catalyst)
LOL (Catalyst)
*** Catalyst has changed the topic on channel #aber to LOL (Robstar)
*** Catalyst has changed the topic on channel #aber to LOL (Robstar)
*** Robstar has changed the topic on channel #aber to *** Catalyst has changed t (Catalyst)
Ricey in My buffers no that big *horror* (Catalyst)
�Slashdot dead, millions celebrate� (Catalyst)
Slashdot dead, other sites drown in lame irrelevant first postings (Ricey)
CYNCH YOU HAVE ENTERED THE CHANNEL (Robstar)
�CYNCH� YOU HAVE ENTERED THE CHANNEL (Robstar)
�CYNCH� YOU HAVE ENTERED AND LEFT THE CHANNEL (Robstar)
JEREMY PAXMAN IN JERUSALEM (^Woodsta^)
[cnych] YES i HAVE WOODY (Robstar)
�BROCOLLI ! STOP MOCKING ME !� (Catalyst)
REAGAN DEAD ON 90TH BIRTHDAY *UNTRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
QUEEN MOTHER PRONOUNCED DEAD AT SCENE OF PR0N FILM (cnych)
*puff* *puff* lets ave a fag (Mr_Scod)
LAME TOPIC CHANGE (cnych)
SILENCE (^Woodsta^)
http://www.fansites.com/countdown.cgi?1934,1,20,,,,Tom%20Baker%20Birthday (^Woodsta^)
[Photon] How long did you reckon wed have to keep this up to get in Ricey? (^Woodsta^)
STUII THE CRIM FORD SUMMONED TO COURT FOR FAILURE TO PAY COUNCIL TAX (^Stuii^)
The Failure Message Has Failed! *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Stuii The Mastermind Criminal Strikes Again! (Mr_Scod)
Stuii The Criminal Mastermind Strikes Again! (Mr_Scod)
SURFRS PASSWORD LIKELY TO BE CAR REGISTRATION, SPREAD THE WORD (^Stuii^)
Photon in living in Mornington Crescent revelation *shocker* (Ricey)
�1982, Sinclair Research Ltd. (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] I think my GCs wife will hand me (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] I think my GCs wife will hand me [Ferr3t] I would be shafted (^Stuii^)
*** Mr_Scod (~Scots_ves@host213-1-179-120.btinternet.com) has joined #gaylondon (^Stuii^)
MR_SCOD AND LAMBIE JOIN #GAYLONDON AT THE SAME TIME *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Ferr3t] ,your dads saggy (Lambster)
[Ferr3t] dads saggy tit [nla] (Surfr)
* DiscoDeev repeatedly slams his off (^Stuii^)
http://www.innit.co.uk/misc/images/anal-forest.jpg (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] he has a point (Robstar)
[Robstar] now my neck hurts from dans wildness [NLA] (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] now my neck (Robstar)
[Robstar] now my neck hurts from dans wildness [NLA INFRINGEMENT] (Robstar)
(Mr_Scod)
http://www.sun.com/dot-com/realitycheck/headsup010205.html [= SPLENDID! (eltawater)
* peanut` had a big hole a few days ago :) (Mr_Scod)
FILTHY BOY (peanut`)
Fragg And Stuii Long Lost Twins *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Pants (Mr_Scod)
ti ywr cyswllt mwy gwan, hwyl fawr (^Woodsta^)
NATIONWIDE TACTICAL ALERT, LONDON, BIRMINGHAM TARGETS OF INCOMMING *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
Woodsta The Human Flamethrower! Stick A Match To His Arse And Stand Well Back! (Mr_Scod)
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. (^Woodsta^)
PJM routing buggered - dried-out bootlace network to blame (Robstar)
[fragsta] Look at the size of that thing! (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] dont get cock (jmbob)
YES, NEWS.BBC, WE FUCKING KNOW THAT CRUISE AND KIDMAN HAVE SEPARATED (^Stuii^)
#aber: Open 24 hours a day* [* conversation not guaranteed, conditions apply] (^Stuii^)
[Ferr3t] dream [Spectre preparing to manuvre his 20 into Aber (_spectre_)
[Ferr3t] spectre preparing to manouvre his 20 into Aberystwyth *dream* (spectre__)
[Lambie] spectre male nor female [nla] (Surfr)
[Twpsyn] i can vouch for Greezs trousers being tense (Photon)
Free Tack At Equine Bargains.com (Robstar)
[gnomester] my ass still hurts (Robstar)
[Greez] i do it (Robstar)
[Greez] Birds Love My Cock Custard Shameless Self Promotion (Ferre7)
The Previous Topic Was Ajudicated A Foul (Lambie)
[spectre__] MY POXY SERVER IS ACCEPTING CONNECTIONS *whoohoo* (Robstar)
* Mr_Scod sautes lambie (Robstar)
[Mr_Scod] i will become stuiis bitch (Robstar)
Fragg Has Tint Testicles *Rabbit Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[spectre__] Robstar - ass me (JimBob)
[^Woodsta^] robstar provide dresses (Photon)
[Robstar] that lamb smells good (^Woodsta^)
Ricey in milky bar kid allegations (Robstar)
Ricey in milky bar kid/gumby man/wallace cross-breeding allegations (Robstar)
The previous topic contained the word milky milky and had to be removed (Robstar)
ALL IS NORMAL. THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE. RUN ALONG NOW. (^Stuii^)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/16738.html (Ricey)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/16731.html (Ricey)
On Now: Early Morrning Ranting, with Ricey On Next: Ricey Bans The Bot (Lambie)
[Lambster] you cannot force robstar, you must let it come (_spectre_)
On now: Catalyst discovers that groundup squirrels make DAMN GOOD COFFEE (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] im a spikey spunk these days (Robstar)
GRADWELL CORPORATION TO SELL MAKEUP AND BEAUTY PRODUCTS THRU GRADFACE.COM (^Stuii^)
[Dyn] we bugger overnight (Robstar)
[Surfr] bang is required (Robstar)
http://www.smellypoop.com/ (Mr_Scod)
[^Lex] Im not sure if they get it at work tho (`^Stuii^)
[Surfr] I havent played with enough gimps yet (^Lex)
* Mr_Scod smells sausages (Robstar)
[ozgirl] I appear to have lost mine (VirtStuii)
SCOD HAS NERVE TO CALL SOMEONE ELSE HAIRY *SHOCK* (^Stuii^)
ITS JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS (^Stuii^)
http://www.innit.co.uk/misc/images/anal-forest.jpg (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Dyns One Word Emotives. ON NEXT: The Pasting Of Innit Co Uk URLs (^Stuii^)
Dyn and ozgirl leave at the same time *same person unshocker* (Robstar)
Dyn and ozgirl leave at the same time for quick nookie *shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[^Stuii^] YOU FUCK DOT (^Woodsta^)
.asp pages dont work in Netscape, CLAIMS CLUELESS DYN IN KNEE JERK RESPONSE (^Stuii^)
hairy bollocks (VirtRicey)
ON NOW: 66 PJM Tensions Exposed. ON NEXT: RiceyNightRant (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I am now going to enter my brother (Robstar)
rampaging wilderbeest (although still hairy bollocks) (VirtRicey)
�WAR3Z WAR3Z WAR3Z WAR3Z WAR3Z WAR3Z WAR3Z WAR3Z WAR3Z WAR3Z WAR3Z WAR3Z WAR3Z W (Robstar)
�|/|p3Z |/|p3Z |/|p3Z |/|p3Z |/|p3Z |/|p3Z |/|p3Z� (Catalyst)
On now: Fucked up speling all round On next: Woodstas takeaway commentry (Robstar)
[Dyn] I had to get that off my chest (^Stuii^)
[Dyn] I had to get that chest (Robstar)
[Surfr] its a concept (VirtRicey)
Marksheep found in jimbobs room *shocker* (Robstar)
GRADWELL TO SELL ANAL SHAVING SERVICES ON GRADSHAVE.COM (^Stuii^)
�[Dyn] I clearly know nothing about anything (Catalyst)
[Dyn] I clearly know nothing about being interesting (Mr_Scod)
ITS NOT LIKE THE FUCKING OLD DAYS NOW IS IT (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] ITS PARTIALLY SWOLLEN (fragsta)
I TOLD EM NOT TO HAVE THE MUTTON VINDALOO (^Woodsta^)
EVASKI AND WOODSTA SET AWAY AT THE SAME TIME *SHENNANIGANS* (Robstar)
[woodsaway] Ill grunt like a good un (^Stuii^)
[Dyn] now looks what youve done -- Dyn reveals true Popeye identify (Robstar)
[Dyn] now looks what youve done -- Dyn reveals true Popeye identity (Robstar)
* Ricey is a web monkey (Robstar)
ON NOW: Pantyline Wars. ON NEXT: Lambies Glorious Blaze Of Failure, with Lambie (^Stuii^)
On now: Empire Strikes Back - Scripted Live (Robstar)
[VirtRicey] Bot you. (^Woodsta^)
ABER INVADED BY VAGRANTS, STUII SUSPECTED (^Woodsta^)
STUIIS NOT HERE SO IF YOURE FROM #GAYLONDON, SOD OFF (Robstar)
#GAYLONDON, SOD OFF (Surfr)
Prepare for ... ridiculous speed! (VirtRicey)
* gnomie wants it (Photon)
[gnomie] yeah nob will do fine (Woodstar)
[mkshp] www.picturepost.com (mkshp)
IRRELEVANT (Woodstar)
[Woodstar] bollocks (JimBob)
[Woodstar] *rummage bollocks (Photon)
STOP - Hammer Time. (Woodstar)
USA SINKS JAPANES TRAWLER, WWII RESUMED *partiallytrueshocker* (^Woodsta^)
USA SINKS JAPANESE TRAWLER, WWII RESUMED *partiallytrueshocker* (^Woodsta^)
[^peanut^] how is nipple? (Robstar)
[JimBob] shes beating me off (Mr_Scod)
[^Lex] sange came to visit me, took a wrong turn and ended up in a tent (Ricey)
[gnomie] good tongue (Robstar)
slag whore bitch cow on #aber LIVE!, to subscribe call 0990 674 3232 (Robstar)
[spectre] Robstar - your entry is only 2 ins long [NLA] (^Stuii^)
[ozgirl] is ricey that good (Robstar)
[ozgirl] is ricey that good a ginge? (Robstar)
[ozgirl] is ricey a ginge? thats good (spectre)
�#aber .. when GOOD channels turn BAD !� (Catalyst)
http://beta.aber.org.uk/toys/nla.php (^Stuii^)
Slackers (^Woodsta^)
* ^peanut^/#aber is now installed in her brother (spectre)
previous topic lame. (^peanut^)
Spectre Lame (Mr_Scod)
Peanut in Self Consious Topic Syndrome diagnosis (^Stuii^)
ALL LAME (^peanut^)
the idlers choice (^peanut^)
[fragsta] I was rear-ended once (spectre)
Zebrabomb complaining about #aber bans *AGAIN* *UNSHOCKER* (Owf)
[^peanut^] i must have got it from somewhere before (^Stuii^)
* fragsta decides to try twiddling the erection (Photon_)
[^Stuii^] mine used to be huge but I didnt have time to keep it up (^Stuii^)
Channel Affected by Excessive Hardware Syndrome *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
ON NOW: Hardware Pissing Contest. ON NEXT: Age Pissing Contest (^Stuii^)
Alasdair deemed natural in ways of #aber, world rejoices, *shocker* (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Daily OS Advocacy. ON NEXT: Daily Browser Adovcacy. ON AFTER: Dyn Storms (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Kernel Pissing. ON NEXT: Peanut leaves (^Woodsta^)
Lilos to be kept away from Ratcliffe, demands Alastair (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Alasdair spells name incorrectly (^Woodsta^)
[Alasdair] Floppy is fine thanks (^Stuii^)
get your CPU speed out for the lads (fragsta)
#ABER INVADES BLIGHTY, DYN WAITS (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] I HAVE TO FUCK DAN (^Woodsta^)
[^peanut^] now itll go all slack (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: RiceyRant [tm]. ON NEXT: StuiiRant [R] (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: RiceyRant [tm]. ON NEXT: StuiiRant [R]. ON AFTER: WoodstaHeckle [C] (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Frag quotes register articles weve already read ON NEXT: Frag quotes NT (Ricey)
ON NOW: Frag quotes register articles weve already read ON NEXT: Then NTK (Ricey)
dyn thinks that this sort of behaviour is immature (^Stuii^)
SPEDDERS DEAD (spectre)
Gremmie Moving to Worcester Tomorrow! (Gremmie)
Gremmie Moving to New System Of Initial Capitalization Tommorow! (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] I cant wait to get it out and hammer it but its pissy (^Stuii^)
its all a bit depressing, really (fragsta)
ON NOW: Abers Shit. ON NEXT: Abers Fab. ON AFTER: Indecision (^Stuii^)
Sixxie in budgie molesting orgy *SHOCKER* (cnych)
panorama in highly reactionary the Internet is an evil hoard of pedophiles *unsh (Robstar)
THE HORROR: http://users.aber.ac.uk/sjg94/images/wtls/wtls6.jpg (Surfr)
Cnych in being polite *SHOCKER* (JimBob)
On now: Assorted cat noises On next: Todays dalnet review (3 1/2 visitors) (Robstar)
SIR ELTON JOHN DEAD (^Stuii^)
* Ricey abandons curvy images (Robstar)
zcat: stdout: Broken pipe (Ricey)
* sixxie awakens [sixxie] blah * sixxie is away: train (VirtStuii)
*** Mr_Scod (~Scots_ves@host62-7-92-7.btinternet.com) has joined #gaylondon (^Stuii^)
#Blighty In Being Tetchy *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
Lambie stars in all new film Clear And Present Failure (^Stuii^)
scorpio.slmr NEARLY DEAD. Contributions for replacement gratefully received. (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Honest Spectres Hardware Bargains. ON NEXT: The Death of Scorpio.slmr.r (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] do you have phone wank? (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] packed hard? (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] pack hard in anal cavity? (spectre)
Previous topic not [NLA] compliant (^Stuii^)
On Now: Mr_Scod in espionage *unshocker* On Next: Mr_Scod detained for questionn (spectre)
ON NOW: #aber Honest Hardware Swap Shop. ON NEXT: Welshing Out (^Stuii^)
CNYCH AND SPEDDERS LEAVE AT THE SAME TIME *CUSTARD SEX SUSPICION* (Lambie)
FERRET CONSIDERS A STRAP-ON *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Daily Regional Conflicts. ON NEXT: Cynchs First Fag In A Week (^Stuii^)
* Ferret is turned on by win2000 (^Stuii^)
[AlasHome] My dick is risc based and requires no fan (Lambie)
[Mr_Scod] i am out of the closet (Lambie)
SCOD ADMITS BATTY BOY ALLEGATIONS MAY NOT BE UNTRUE (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] Im off to go ride mike (Robstar)
[spectre] sixxie - how much smaller? (^Stuii^)
Lambster - long enough to make a small pony ail (Woodstar)
[nickname] you [insert insult/compliment here] (Robstar)
[spectre] ^Stuii^ - it normally takes a day (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] grow up oh stuii (Robstar)
The previous topic was invalid NLA and was removed. (Robstar)
[fragg] a nice big swivelly leather one (Robstar)
GAY (Ricey)
GAY (Ricey)
GAY (Ricey)
* fragg loses contact with pants (^Stuii^)
RiceyDesk is OPEN. Customers:1 Customers who like Ross King:0 (Ricey)
ON NOW: RiceyRant [tm]. ON NEXT: Stuiis Old Hardware Bazaar (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: General Old Hardware Bazaar, except Wales (^Stuii^)
MONEY TALKS, MONEY TALKS, INSISTS STEVIE V. (^Stuii^)
On next: Chewbacca impression hour. (Robstar)
[Alasdair] What does hur mean? Is it Welsh? (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: #VirtAber ON NEXT: More of the same (Ricey)
Channel 4 in Pluto is not a planet *claim* (spectre_)
RiceyDesk[tm] is CLOSED. (Ricey)
[Alasdair] Its to attach my Zip (Ricey)
M-I-K-DOUBLE-E UTTERS NOMAD FEATURING MC MIKEY FREEDOM (^Stuii^)
[Alasdair] I am doing it now (^Stuii^)
[Alasdair] I am doing it now [_spectre] argh, i am a wh0re (Lambie)
Stop that. (^Woodsta^)
RIDE ON TIME, ORDERS WOMAN WITH BLACK BOX (^Stuii^)
INVADE #CHRISTIAN (^Woodsta^)
Invasion ceased. (^Woodsta^)
INVADE #philosophy (^Stuii^)
�WAR�. ITS �WAR�. THERE IS A �WAR�. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WAR. (Lambie)
INVADE #philosophy (^Stuii^)
TARGET TO BE CONFIRMED (^Stuii^)
who said the Aber Alliance is dead? (Lambie)
[big]up the Rebellion! (^Woodsta^)
Invade #Gaylondon (Mr_Scod)
^Stuii^ Banned From #Gaylondon *Horror* (Mr_Scod)
[^Stuii^] oh, Ive pullsed a muscle this time (spectre_)
invade #usa (Mr_Scod)
#serbia (Mr_Scod)
�#ABER TACTICAL OPERATIONS CENTER - CURRENT TARGET: �#family_chat�� (^Stuii^)
#FRANCE (Mr_Scod)
INVASION OF FRANCE UNDERWAY - BRACE FOR IMPACT (Lambie)
#sex (Mr_Scod)
#family_chat WIN, #germany LOST, #italia ERK, #gaylondon WIN, #chat CURRENT (^Stuii^)
#germany LOST, #italia ERK, #gaylondon WIN, #chat WIN, #sweden PROPOSED (^Stuii^)
#family_chat WIN, #germany LOST, #italia ERK, #gaylondon WIN, #chat CLASS (pinto)
#germany LOST, #italia ERK, #gaylondon WIN, #chat WIN, #sweden NEXT (^Stuii^)
#germany LOST, #italia ERK, #gaylondon WIN, #chat WIN, #sweden FAIL (^Stuii^)
#italia ERK, #gaylondon WIN, #chat WIN, #sweden FAIL, #christian NEXT (`^Stuii^)
#italia ERK, #gaylondon WIN, #chat WIN, #sweden FAIL, #satan NEXT (Dannii)
#italia ERK, #gaylondon WIN, #chat WIN, #sweden FAIL, #satan WIN (c3p0)
#gaylondon WIN, #chat WIN, #sweden FAIL, #satan WIN, #football PROPOSED (c3p0)
#gaylondon WIN, #chat WIN, #sweden FAIL, #satan WIN, #starwars NEXT (c3p0)
[Cantaloop] fragg is peaking too early (c3p0)
2001 #aber award: Alasdair (`^Stuii^`)
On Next: #norway (spectre_)
ON NOW: idle in #norway awaiting the BIG FIGHT (y0d4)
#norway ASLEEP (y0d4)
#aberwarcrew (y0d4)
REGROUP ON #ABERWARCREW (cnych)
[y0d4] I snort my box (^Stuii^`)
[spectre_] cnych seemed to enjoy it (^Stuii^`)
Americans: Do the world a favour, fuck off and die. (Robstar)
* SuperDuck/#aber likes it simple (_spectre)
[Karri] you coming mikey? (_spectre)
[Karri] you coming mikey? [gulp] need a hand (_spectre)
ROC SOC ORGY FILTH IN ABER TONIGHT *UNSHOCKER* (_spectre)
[gulp] karri - where do you want me? (_spectre)
[gulp] karens here and shes ready to go :) :) :) :) (_spectre)
[gulp] karren - i think it might puLL OFF (^Stuii^)
[gulp] karren - i think it might pull off (^Stuii^)
Rampant Rant Zone, with Stuii and a guest appearance from Ricey (Lambie)
[Ferret] I am looking at it at the mo (^Stuii^)
�CUNT!� (Lambster)
EXCESSIVE �CUNTING� INVADES ABER! (Mr_Scod)
* Ferret is beaten by stuii (Mr_Scod)
[Ferret] someone is limp [spectre] i shall check (`^Stuii^)
[Ferret] it is quite obviously running on my lap (`^Stuii^)
ON NOW : Bitch about your fave programming language ON NEXT: Compiler force (eltawater)
On now: Unfounded statements On next: No really its true (Robstar)
On now: Ada declared champion, all others suck by comparison On next: No They Do (Robstar)
[Alasdair] DAMN SLACK SUPPORT FOR MY FLOPPY (Robstar)
Photons door now closed: Stump buffing in progress (Robstar)
[Ricey] oh its a porter [Ricey] *retract* (_spectre)
IRQ Wars: ME, NO ME, NO ME, NO ME, NO ME, NO ME, NO ME, *grind* (Robstar)
ON NOW: Intensely Offensive And Confrontational Hour. ON NEXT: Dyn Leaves (^Stuii^)
Mr_Scod does a monologue (Robstar)
WILDERBEASTIALITY OF #USA IMMINENT (Lambie)
WILDERBEASTIALITY OF #USA IMMINENT (Lambie)
AMATEURS THE LOT OF YOU (Ricey)
HAIL ROBSTAR, THE ABER WARCREW LEADER (fragg)
Word of the day: Fuck (^Stuii^)
[fragg] OOOH [fragg] #lesbian looks interesting (Lambie)
[fragg] OOOH [fragg] #lesbian looks interesting [Mr_Scod] im a bisexual (Lambie)
[Robstar#lesbian] ah crap ive dropped my salad in my mint dip (^Stuii^)
#LESBIAN LUBED AND PREPPED FOR IMMINENT MOUNTING (Lambie)
[Alasdair] i am doing it now (Dannii`)
DYN AND MARKSHEEP JOIN AT THE SAME TIME *SORDID SHOCKER* (Robstar)
QUEEN LATIFA DEAD (`^Stuii^)
QUEEN LATIFA STILL DEAD (Photon)
[^Woodsta^] is that 12? (JimBob)
On now: Obscure format rant and debate. (RobzZzZ)
On now: Obselete format rant and debate. (RobzZzZ)
MANUFACTURERS OF LEGO TO GO INTO LIQUIDATION *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
[^Surfr^] Christina nad Britney (^Woodsta^)
Dear CHasey Lain (^Surfr^)
Llamatron (^Woodsta^)
irc war is hell. ircnet casualties numbered in tens of tens (Robstar)
IRC War is Hell. IRCNet causalties numbered in tens of tens. DALNet quiet. (Ricey)
[Robstar] stuii its difficult to get the juices flowing when asked (spectre__)
ON NOW: Acronym Pissing Contest. ON NEXT: Photoshop Kills Stuiis Network Layer (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] I cant help myself [DiscoDeev] Fingers slipped? [Mr_Scod] im afraid so (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: ISP Revolting ON NEXT: Mr_Scod Pulls A Muscle (Lambie)
Stuii And DiscoDeevs Oral Sex Tips (Mr_Scod)
FERMIT REVEALS NURSE FETISH *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
Valentines Day Cancelled By Order Of Ann Widdecome (Lambie)
[Gulp] Lambie - how do you plug it then? (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] Youve got a fat pipe? (^Stuii^)
College Students Learns Something *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
MR_SCOD LEARNS HOW TO LAY CABLE *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] i had a good wanking session over alan instead (^Stuii^)
The Previous Topic Was An Invalid NLA String (Mr_Scod)
LIES (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] i had a good wanking session over alan instead (^Stuii^)
[Ferret] You had a peep at those dodgy files spec? [spectre] just lookin now (^Stuii^)
SEVEN DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Ferret] [nibble] [piegirl] ow [Ferret] slobber (spectre__)
EECHIP DEAD (^Stuii^)
LOAD (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] insertage [^Stuii^] I came (fragsta)
[Hordy] dunno if shes gonna get it today though (^Stuii^)
spedders into Lesbian lamination *SHOCKER* (Hordy)
Lambie quits smoking *TRUESHOCKER* (Hordy)
Lambie quit smoking ages ago....Hordy behing the times *unshocker* (Mr_Scod)
Lambie quit smoking ages ago....Hordy behind the times *unshocker* (Hordy)
[shard] i couldnt get it up (Ricey)
[shard] lamb: nope, no joy, i still couldnt get it up [NLA] (Lambie)
[Mr_Scod] dont want stuii going in for sloppy seconds either (spectre__)
[spedders] needle-dick Ford? pffffrrrrrtttt (Mr_Scod)
The previous topic was unacceptable and most likely falsified (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I AM EAGER FOR YOUR DELIVERY (spectre__)
GO, orders Moby (^Woodsta^)
[Alasdair] Leave my dome alone (^Woodsta^)
[Alasdair] Been in loo for a year (Surfr)
stop that (Lambster)
JANEWAY SUPPLEMENTS CAPTAINS LOG FILTH (^Stuii^)
Mr_Scod Takes Spedders Cherry *Unshocker* (Lambster)
Mr_Scod Takes Spedders Cherry *Unshocker* [spedders] it felt..... tingly-good (Lambster)
* Shrink notes hes a cod (Ricey)
Surfr listens to the Radion using his new ariel (Surfr)
Dyn sustains 20% of Bronglais patients *shocker* (Shrink)
[Surfr] spectre and I spent a day hacking it around (^Stuii^)
[Dyn] I dunno why its so big (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Riceys Radio Heckling. ON NEXT: Riceys Hardware Vendor Review01 (^Stuii^)
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US (Surfr)
POWERKRUSH (^Stuii^)
�P��e��D��d�L��e�� p�E��d��D��l�E� P��e�D��d��L��e ��p��E��d�D��l��E �P�� (Robstar)
[spectre__] ^Stuii^ - hardness has nothing to do with it (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] you think they would support you if you were poking around inside (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] trying to fit a whole one in your mouth can be tricky (^Stuii^)
[fragsta] you have to prod a straightened paper clip into a tiny hole at the bac (Mr_Scod)
[fragsta] you have to prod a straightened paperclip into a tiny hole at the back (Mr_Scod)
[Gremmie] heel my lover (Ricey)
Satisfied customers: �UN (Robstar)
please type /ping Bishonen, several times (^Stuii^)
[spedders] I am flailing myself (spectre__)
[spedders] I am flailing myself [spedders] I do that most Thursdays though (^Stuii^)
[spedders] I am flailing myself [spedders] I do that most days though (spectre__)
[Lex^] Please excuse my cock (Ricey)
[Lex^] Please excuse my cock * Gremmie eats one (Ricey)
TOOVUCK LOSES THE PLOT SHOCK (^Stuii^)
[Gremmie] I love young thai boys (^Stuii^)
[fragsta] OH COME ON, MOST PPL GIVE IN AFTER THAT... (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] she really cant hold it any more (^Stuii^)
[Owf] ooh i am about to get off (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] *plays with himself* (spectre__)
WOOFTERS BEGONE! (^Surfr^)
^Surfr^ pees out of the window and makes a bed (Ricey)
[^Woodsta^] STUII GO FORTH AND PISS (spectre__)
[^Stuii^] BECOME A HOMMER [^Woodsta^] STUII GO FORTH AND PISS (spectre__)
[Robstar] woods beat me [Robstar] i have limp wrists (spectre__)
[Robstar] woods beat me [^Woodsta^] my lips are virgin fresh (eltawater)
Please stop (Robstar)
Please stop attempting to come through my ceiling (Robstar)
MICROCHIP AND ELTAWATER LEAVE AT THE SAME TIME *FILTHY TREACLE ROMP SHOCKER* (Robstar)
STUII HELPS SOMEONE WITH TECHNICAL ISSUE WITHOUT INSULTING THEM *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] *rub* (Robstar)
spedders in bi-sexual revelations with eva *unshocker* (__spectre)
On now: Robstars outrageous Internet expectations (Robstar)
�Every Hamster has its day� (Catalyst)
YOURE NOT PUTTING ME IN THE COOLER (^Stuii^)
ASSIMILATE �THIS (Robstar)
MY EARLY SERIES HAIR TRAGEDY, BY CAPTAIN JANEWAY, ON SALE NOW (^Stuii^)
CHAKOTEE BANGS JANEWAY IN A JEFFRIES TUBE, THE DIRECTORS CUT (Robstar)
ONE POINT TWENTY ONE JIGAWATTS, YELLS DOC. BROWN (^Stuii^)
ENTIRE CAST OF ST. ELSEWHERE DEAD (Robstar)
[Ricey] catalyst has been briefly woken me hammering (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] well just firing multiple and/or large shots would suffice (^Stuii^)
* ^Stuii^ has multiple and/or large lice (Ricey)
* Ricey has ^Stuii^s multiple large lice (Photon_)
gulp/#aber has a really sore arse (_spectre)
* gulp has a really sore arse * gulp sits in the corner sucking (Photon_)
[DiscoDeev] Since Im clearly never gonna get it here [partial NLA] (Robstar)
TONY AND DUBYA BOMB SADDAM *TRUESHOCKER* *NOREALLSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
TONY AND DUBYA BOMB SADDAM *TRUESHOCKER* *NOREALLYSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
Routine missions carried out over Southern no fly zone *unshocker* (Surfr)
all aboard, the night TRAIN! (Surfr)
LAME SADDAM CHUMBAWUMBA PARODY DOES THE ROUNDS ON THE INTERNET AGAIN *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
KERPLUNK, BELLANA THORRES (^Stuii^)
#aber: You can rely on us to take a joke too far (^Stuii^)
#a: u [] 1+ :D 2 -] (sixxie)
[Catalyst] Stuii if you want it I can up it you (Lambie)
[Catalyst] Stuii if you want it up you (Surfr)
* Monsta flashes his peg (Ricey)
* Monsta flashes his peg [frag_] well, �50 then (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] why not simulate sex with said peripheral [Surfr] you wouldnt find it (Ricey)
[Ricey] to see if the famous meat hammering was in progress (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: WarezHoover (^Stuii^)
[^peanut^] yes, my trousers are quite large (^Stuii^)
�Just Missed:� Todays Ricey Rant. �On Now:� M&S State the obvious. (Catalyst)
�On Now:� Ricey Rant - Extended Highlights �On Next:� Rampaging Wilderbeast On A (Lambster)
�On Now:� Ricey Rant - Extended Highlights �On Next:� Rampaging Wilderbeast (Lambster)
�On Now:� Ricey Rant - Extended Highlights �On Next:� Rampaging Wildebeast (Lambster)
[Lambster] mr_scod give me your last one (^Stuii^)
NEW EDITION OF ABER TV - SEE www.aber.org.uk FOR LINK (^Stuii^)
�Stuii in blatant favouritism *shocker*� (Catalyst)
�Yadda, yadda, AberTV : http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/abertv2.php� (Catalyst)
[Firey] stuii im waiting for it (Mr_Scod)
[Lambie] i feel his wife (`^Stuii^)
spedders in hetero-curious filth picture shocker, with eva (_spectre)
spedders in hetero-curious filth picture revel shocker, with eva (_spectre)
�http://www.aber.org.uk/?jsec=/toys/abertv2.php� (`^Stuii^)
Microchip i get messy (_spectre)
[Microchip] i get messy on silk (_spectre)
[sparkE] you are really talking it up though (^Stuii^)
[sparkE] you are really taking it though (^Stuii^)
why wilderbeasts all of a sudden (teebs)
ON NOW: The Woodsta & Surfr show. With Woodsta & surfr. (^Woodsta^)
A woman needs a man, like a fish needs a bicycle (Surfr)
[teebs] i cant go down (Woodstar)
AND YOUR MINISTRY OF SOUND (Surfr)
�Goldeneye� (Catalyst)
* Mr_Scod eats his cock (^Stuii^)
[spedders] _spectre - I am torn (^Stuii^)
DOCTOR OBSERVES POPSTAR BURNING BURNING *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] 3 (Surfr)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is OPEN: Customers: 1 (Ricey)
[DiscoDeev] [Ricey] insert it slowly (Mr_Scod)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is: OPEN. Customers: 2 (Ricey)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is: OPEN. Customers: 2 Mundanity: 3 (penalty) (Ricey)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is: OPEN. Customers: 5 Zip Disks: 1 Zip Drives: 0 (Ricey)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is: OPEN. Customers: 6 Zip Disks: 1 Zip Drives: 0 (Ricey)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is: OPEN. Customers: 7 Zip Disks: 1 Zip Drives: 0 (Ricey)
* Woodstar is running out of norks (Ricey)
MARY WHITEHOUSE DEAD (Ricey)
[fragg] jesus, my minge hurts (_spectre)
ON NOW: RiceyRant: Early evening preview (Ricey)
ON NOW: Lon Dyfi. ON NEXT: Stop That (^Stuii^)
JANEWAY TO RETAIN HAIR FOREVER AFTER HORRIBLE BORG BALDING MAYHEM (^Stuii^)
IRCNET DYING (^Stuii^)
IRCNET DEAD AND RESURRECTED, NEW RELIGION FORMED *SHOCKER* (Lambster)
�STOP THAT YOULL CAUSE A NETSPLIT� (^Stuii^)
[teebs] woods; does he wanna come too? (_spectre)
[JimBob] Spec - i never normally get a chance to get in (^Stuii^)
[teebs] IM NICE (^Woodsta^)
[teebs] but she does want it (^Stuii^)
[teebs] but she does wannit (Ricey)
[Surfr] I shall lay Rew now (Photon_)
[Surfr] I shall lay Rew now [Surfr] rew says fantastic (^Stuii^)
* Woodstar needs a great length (^Stuii^)
[teebs] im most curious (Ricey)
* Surfr really wants to lay OldbieOne now (Ricey)
#ABER IN UNPRECEDENTED SILENCE SHOCKER (Woodstar)
BEHOLD! THE THREE MAN WILDEBEAST! (^Woodsta^)
BEHOLD! THE THREE LEGGED WILDEBEAST! (Lambster)
BEHOLD! THE THREE LEGGED WILDEBEAST OF NANT-Y-MOCH (^Woodsta^)
BEHOLD! THE THREE LEGGED WILDEBEAST OF NANT-Y-MOCH! Aye! (Microchip)
[Lambster] *PARP PARP* (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] only a light spranking [1LA] (Lambster)
[^Woodsta^] only a light spanking (gnomie)
ON NOW: SILENCE ON NEXT: SILENCE INTERRUPTED BY BT CUTOFFS (Lambster)
�ON NOW:� Jimbob Awakes �ON NEXT:� Jimbob Farts And Goes Back To Bed (Lambster)
�ON NOW:� Breakfast Turbo Wildebeast. �ON NEXT:� World Shocker Highlights (^Stuii^)
SPECTRE INVITES STUII TO NOTTINGHAM TO VERIFY GENDER *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
^Stuii^ turns german in shocking revelation *unshocker* (_spectre)
[_spectre] i just let it hang (^Stuii^)
[_spectre] i just let it hang [sparkE] my skin is going all wrong (`^Stuii^)
IN IN IN IN IN IN IN VIETNAM HE WAS 19, STAMMERS PAUL HARDCASTLE (`^Stuii^)
ShrinkDesk[tm] Open: Impregnated 2, Satisfied 0 (Surfr)
AND YOUR MINISTRY OF SOUND (Ricey)
* ^Woodsta^ gets it hard from stuii (Mr_Scod)
* ^Woodsta^ gets it hard from stuii [Ferret] FUCK ME! (Mr_Scod)
[Lambie] sure thats all you want fore i pack it up? (Mr_Scod)
[`natty] im all cosy and warm in bed, come and get it (JimBob)
[Lambie] i fear i keep breaking her (^Stuii^)
[Photon_] theyre sensitive you know (^Stuii^)
Is Milky The Next Dyn? (Mr_Scod)
[spedders] Although I should withdraw from Mr-Scods sister before inviting you (^Stuii^)
NOW OPEN: JimbobDesk - Customers �1� Incorrectly Advised Customers �1� (Lambie)
ON NOW: School Programmes - Lesson #1 web != net ON LATER: pr0n (Ricey)
INTERNET DEAD (pictures at 11) (sixxie)
[DiscoDeev] I CANT EVEN TURN IT ON (Ricey)
[DiscoDeev] I CANT EVEN TURN IT ON [_spectre] take a photo of it (Ricey)
THE WEBS DEAD, MAN (^Stuii^)
FOOT-IN-MOUTH DISEASE HITS UK. #ABER EXPERIENCES UNCHANGED SUFFERING. (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] Il rather eat my own smegma (_spectre)
[^Woodsta^] I eat my own smegma (_spectre)
[Surfr] its a little long [Euc] may well take you up on that one (^Stuii^)
Signoff: Deani sucs (Woodstar)
aye (^Stuii^)
�CATADESK� Customers : 1. Confused Customers : 2. (Catalyst)
[^Stuii^] but its a very loose (_spectre)
[^Stuii^] but its very loose (_spectre)
[^Stuii^] its very loose (_spectre)
��HUMANOID�� (^Stuii^)
HUMANOID DEAD (Ricey)
ON NOW: Hadware pissing contest LATER: Sleep? (Fermit)
ON NOW: Spectre And Scods Napster Session ON NEXT: Napster Explodes (Mr_Scod)
ON NOW: #Aber in unprecedented silence. ON NEXT: Saarlax changes mode (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Lon Dyfi ON NEXT: Lon Dyfi Extra - Jimbob wakes up (Ricey)
ON NOW: Chutney mining with Photon and his Magic Spoon. NEXT: Spoon extraction p (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Chutney mining with Photon and his Magic Spoon. NEXT: Spoon extraction (^Woodsta^)
�ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US� (^Stuii^)
�ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO YOUR MUM (Surfr)
* Ricey notes his is wrapped in rubber (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: BBC News Review, with Ricey. ON NEXT: Surfr goes to lunch. (Ricey)
Another web developer succesfully belittled and humiliated by #aber (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] I do *hate* having floppies (Ricey)
[Owf] i have never b0nked (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] surf did you have the beef? (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] Its small and shrivelled (_spectre)
Microsoft � Windows � (^Stuii^)
Microsoft�� Windows�� (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Mr_Scod and cnych in comedy cyberporn failure. ON NEXT: Blustering. (Ricey)
KARRI IN SLOPPY TROUT FILTH MAYHEM (^Stuii^)
Its just like the �Old Days� [�tm�] (Robstar)
ON NOW: Seasoned Channel Member Remenisci-hour. ON NEXT: Ditawyrm Criticism. (Ricey)
* Ricey saw a 8 floppy one (Mr_Scod)
[Ricey] theres your poof (Robstar)
AMPS (^Stuii^)
[Amps] Oh Karri, at least I carry my own red light district around on my head. (Mr_Scod)
[? FOR SUBSOF 1 ?] (Ricey)
[Karri] i need a dic (Ricey)
* Karri requires her thirst to be quenched [Karri] i need a dic (Ricey)
[Owf] i miss the backend (Ricey)
�[LAST TOPIC WAS A FAILURE] (cnych)
�� (Ricey)
Write the topic here: �_________________________________________________________ (^Stuii^)
�SILENCE (Robstar)
[Karri] inhale�deeply (Robstar)
DUNDEE FALLS INTO SEA SHOCKER (^Stuii^)
DUNDEE FALLS INTO SEA SHOCKER - OH NO. WHAT A PITY (Surfr)
NIC DEAD (_spectre)
NIC DEAD ...CLAIMS SURFR (_spectre)
The previous topic was the topic previous to the existing topic (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] and you are an arrogant fuck (Robstar)
VirtualStuii returns, with �9� triggers to find. There is no prize. (^Stuii^)
VirtualStuii returns, with �10� triggers to find. There is no prize. (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] ricey thats tempting (Ricey)
[^Woodsta^] ricey thats tempting fat (Robstar)
[Saarlax] [gulp] everyone swallow * gulp does his zipper up (^Stuii^)
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US (Surfr)
IM BORED. YOURE ALL SO LAME. SOMEONE TALK TO ME. (Ricey)
[cnych] how wide spread is his mouth? (^Stuii^)
[|kat|] tell her to get her butt up if she wants a life (Ricey)
* Surfr fancies pup (^Stuii^)
Stuii signs death warrent (Surfr)
* |kat| wouldnt mind a cock [Photon_] try the snowstorm (Ricey)
#ABER CLOSED (VirtStuii)
On Now: PubFighter, the docusoap with Stuii and cnych, On Next: Casualty (_spectre)
�Textual harrassment invades #aber (Mr_Scod)
facts://factserv.stuii.co.uk/ (VirtStuii)
[teebs] ill but ya a half mayben a pint if ya lucky (Ricey)
PHOTON AND WOODSTA IN MEAT FELCHING SHOCK (VirtStuii)
[Mr_Scod] is your pump still broken woods? [Woodsta] Im short of a bung (VirtStuii)
AN ENTRANCE HAS BEEN CLAIMED (VirtStuii)
to AN ENTRANCE HAS BEEN CLAIMED (***)
ON NOW: Lon Dyfi. The residents have heating problems, with hilarious consequenc (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] DRANK FROM A STAR BEFORE HAVE YOU? [Catalyst] Just last week. [Catalys (_spectre)
[Robstar] DRANK FROM A STAR BEFORE HAVE YOU? [Catalyst] Just last week. (_spectre)
BIG TITS �BIG TITS �BIG TITS� BIG TITS �BIG TITS �BIG TITS �BIG TITS� BIG TITS � (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] fat lesbian friends are very obliging [spectre__] *feed* (Robstar)
IRAQ LAUNCHES NUCLEAR MISSLE AT SAUDI ARABIA *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] excuse me for a second whilst I cream like a bitch (specFood)
[JimBob] excuse me whilst I cream like a bitch [JimBob] thats better (specFood)
[^Woodsta^] me a lovely ikkle girl (JimBob)
[Photon_] its a 10 (Woodstar)
[Photon_] I simply applied curd (Woodstar)
RICEY WAIT (Lambie)
Its getting the boot into Peter Gradwell time on aber.misc (Ricey)
SEVENTEEN YEAR OLDS AND PONCY ROLL-UPS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED (Ricey)
### Signoff: Micro|AFK (Fart in my ear) (Robstar)
OWF SIXXIE FERMIT AND SPECTRE ALL LEAVE AT SAME TIME BUT NOONE COMMENTS *SHOCKER (Lambie)
What C is a vulgar term for the female genetalia, SAYS LISA TARBUCK (^Stuii^)
CHEWBACCA DEAD (Robstar)
CHEWBACCA DEAD - HAN DEVASTATED (Robstar)
CHEWBACCA DEAD - HAN DEVASTATED - C3PO RELIEVED (Stuii)
CHEWBACCA DEAD - HAN DEVASTATED - C3PO RELIEVED - R2D2 MAKES RUDE NOISE (Robstar)
ES NOT THE MESSIAH (^Stuii^)
TONY SURRENDERS TO SADDAM, ARMED FORCES HAVE COLD, NATION AT KNEES (^Stuii^)
On now: Miscellaneous underwear gets thrown at RiceySexGod [�tm�] On next: Big t (Robstar)
On now: RiceySexGod [�tm�] On next: Big titted bird in Lon Dyfi (Robstar)
On now: Stuii shames visitor off channel On next: Everyone laughs at netscape (Robstar)
* gulp is getting sexual (JimBob)
* gulp is getting asexual (Mr_Scod)
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US (Saarlax)
Fizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............................... (evaski)
�http://www.microsoft.com&item=q209354@www.hwnd.net/pub/mskb/Q209354.asp� (Catalyst)
[Twpsyn] boys boys boys (JimBob)
[Twpsyn] [JimBob is listening to] boys boys boys (Twpsyn)
[spedders] Now chat me up (JimBob)
[spedders] it is huge (spectre__)
[spedders] Now chat me up [spedders] i is huge (Ricey)
[spedders] Now chat me up [spedders] i is huge [spedders] 2 big (spectre__)
Javas class-visibility and implicit-scoping rules are baroque ...claims esr (spectre__)
Natty & Jim Episode 2 - Jims filthmongering falls flat as he accidently kisses (Lambie)
Ricey recently bought some jimmy nail tickets (^Woodsta^)
JAMIE OLIVER DEAD (^Woodsta^)
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US (^Woodsta^)
* Twpsyn ponders buying a nun (Ricey)
linux network configuration in easier than windows *shocker* (_spectre)
linux network configuration can be just as infuriating, except you can see text (Ricey)
* Surfr/#aber eagerly awaits gimp (_spectre)
sixxie ecstatic as cows torched alive *horror* (_spectre)
PUSH PINEAPPLE DRINK COFFEE (^Woodsta^)
MUMBLE NUMBER 5 *mumble* (^Woodsta^)
EEEEEEEH, MACARENA *AII* (^Woodsta^)
IM COVERED IN BEEEEEEES! (gnomie)
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US (^Woodsta^)
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME (^Woodsta^)
#aber LAUNCH EVERY ZIG (Surfr)
LAUNCH EVERY ZIG (Surfr)
[sixxie] i cant believe how hard that was ;) (Ricey)
[_spectre] i rarely get it out though (Lambie)
[_spectre] its about 4 [_spectre] i rarely get it out though (Ricey)
[Surfr] cor my 6 is out of date then (_spectre)
[Surfr] cor my 6 is out (_spectre)
HOW BIG IS YOURS? (JimBob)
HOW BIG IS YOURS? [Surfr] I have *so* much (Ricey)
[spedders] brand me (_spectre)
ON NOW: Natty & Jims Internet Porkathon ON NEXT: Photon changes the toner (Ricey)
[`natty] i cant even find my hairy bugger thing (_spectre)
you can do better than that (`natty)
[`natty] i cant even tie my hairy thing up (_spectre)
ON NOW: Spectre demands the moon on a stick ON NEXT: Spectre still not got it (Ricey)
We like our userlist, it facilitates bitterness. We like bitterness. (Ricey)
[^peanut^] blimey, I have a 6 inside me (specFood)
[^peanut^] blimey, I have a 6 inside (specFood)
(Lambster)
[^peanut^] blimey, I have a 6 inside [JimBob] damn 6 inches is out of reach (Lambster)
[^peanut^] blimey, I have a 6 inside [JimBob] damn 6 inches is out of reach [NL (Lambster)
[^peanut^] blimey, I have a 6 inside [JimBob] damn 6 inches is out of reach [4] (Lambster)
watch Lambster thrashing arse (JimBob)
watch Lambster thrashing a mans arse (_spectre)
watch Lambster thrashing a mans arse [NLA] (_spectre)
The Previous NLA Topic Was Invalidated, Everyone May Now Ridicule _Spectre. (Lambster)
watch Lambster thrashing a mans arse [NLA] [level 4] (_spectre)
UNACCEPTABLE (Lambster)
* `natty tongues Microchip * `natty grabs it and ties it in a knot [NLA-5] (Photon_)
LAMBIE AND JIMBOB GO TO BED AT THE SAME TIME *SORDID SPANKEY WHIPPET SEX REVELAT (Lambie)
LAMBIE AND JIMBOB GO TO BED AT THE SAME TIME *SORDID SPANKEY WHIPPET SEX HORROR* (Lambie)
ON NOW : cookery lessons (`natty`)
ON NOW : cookery lessons ON NEXT: crying over spilt milk (_spectre)
LON DYFI TO DIE!!!!!! muahahahahahaha (JimBob)
ON NOW: Ford Family StuiiDesk. Customers 1: Customers who should know better: 1 (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Gay bottom jokes ON NEXT: Exactly the same, I imagine (sixxie)
STUII ANNOUNCES ABER VISIT 28/2, 1/3, 2/3 *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/?jsec=/toys/abertv3.php (^Stuii^)
�ABER TV 3�: http://www.aber.org.uk/?jsec=/toys/abertv3.php (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] spend over 50 quid and get off (^Stuii^)
* Lambie milks his nits (Ricey)
* Lambie milks his tits [NLA] (^Stuii^)
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE HAVE IT YOUR WAY THEN (^Stuii^)
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE HAVE IT YOUR WAY THEN (cnych)
OH FOR FUCK��S SAKE HAVE IT YOUR WAY THEN (^Stuii^)
OH FOR FUCK��S SAKE HAVE IT YOUR WAY THEN (^Stuii^)
MEMBER OF #ABER FAILS IN BASIC APOSTROPHE USAGE *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Karri] i try to be regular (^Stuii^)
[karri] I try to be regular (cnych)
LETTERS ADDED IN THE PREVIOUS TOPIC (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] I actually got a �40 refund from a virgin (^Stuii^)
Graphic Violence Occurs In Hardware Battling (Mr_Scod)
SURFR IN LINUX MONEY LAUNDERING SCAM *SHOCK* (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] Im sure Shrink will come (cnych)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is OPEN. Customers No Better Off: 2 (Ricey)
�ON NOW:� Peashoot Gallery �ON NEXT:� Ruler Twanging (Lambie)
[Surfr] hopefully they rent under 25 year olds abroad (^Stuii^)
NOW: QUITTING SMOKING PISSING COMP. NEXT: Surfr & Woods roll a phat one (Woodstar)
Lambie looks forward greatly to findind the crack (cnych)
Lambie looks forward greatly to finding the crack (cnych)
[^Stuii^] I was really quite impotant (Woodstar)
NORFOLK N CHANCE (^Stuii^)
[Woodstar] bottom soon robstar? (_spectre)
[^Stuii^] THE LISA (Woodstar)
HERE WE GO WITH MC. LAMBIE ONCE AGAIN (Woodstar)
[_spectre] could someone ram me? (Lambie)
WARNING! - RICEYRANT IN PROGRESS - WARNING! (Robstar)
RICEY EXPLOSION IMMINENT - �BRACE� FOR IMPACT (Lambie)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is CLOSED. Customers: Fuck Off (Ricey)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is OPEN. Customers: Fuck Off (Ricey)
University Policy Mandates DILS Skiving. Students Apathetic. (^Ricee^)
�RiceyDesk:� RED ALERT, NUMBER ONE ! (Catalyst)
�On Now:� The blind leed the blind �Later:� Scoffage. (Catalyst)
BE QUIET YOU AGEING FOOLS (^Stuii^)
* Surfr makes a *mmmm* sound and inserts his tongue into lowri (Photon_)
TRY #aber_cam_pasting (^Ricee^)
BE QUIET YOU AGEING FOOLS (^Stuii^)
* JimBob/#aber likes 5 taxi drivers each day (_spectre)
KERPLUNK, BELANNA THORRES (^Stuii^`)
* fragsta/#aber moves his 2 inches (_spectre)
STUII DEAD CLAIMS FRAGSTA IN POKING FILTH *SHOCKER* (_spectre)
Stuii Arrested In Connection With Mass #Aber Warez Ring *Shocker* (Lambsta)
ONE-LEGGED MAD DOG KEITH McFRENZY STRIKES AGAIN! (Ricey)
[fragsta] even if you cant get it? (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW:� Hello Magazine Presents: At Home WIth Stuii - 2 Hour Docu-Soap TV Spec (Lambsta)
�ON NOW:� Hello Magazine Presents: At Home WIth Stuii - 2 Hour Docu-Soap Special (Lambsta)
[Lambsta] i could have done feek (Photon_)
ON EARLIER: Slough Street ON NOW: Lon Dyfi ON LATER: Jimbob and the Limiter (Ricey)
Photon in shocking I was Ricey revelation - hundreds take to the streets in ri (Robstar)
Photon in shocking I was Ricey revelation - hundreds take to the streets (Robstar)
ON EARLIER: Slough Street ON NOW: Lon Dyfi ON LATER: Jimbob and Natty Encore (Ricey)
ON LATER: Lon Dyfi / Slough Street / Croydon Close / Lambie Woods (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] you replaced it with a aubergine [Mr_Scod] Shush (_spectre_)
On Now: Anatomy of Scods Cousin with spectre and parpicus (_spectre_)
[Mr_Scod] itched when i was in Dan (Photon_)
FF1 is back for 2001: http://users.aber.ac.uk/dav/Ff1/rules.html (Surfr)
ON NOW: Second Year Practical Griping ON NEXT: Gulp sleeps alone again (Ricey)
ON NOW: CY001 Rudimentary Welsh. With cnych. ON NEXT: Roy Hattersley (Owf)
Awaiting The 2nd Coming Of Gradwell: Day 1 (Lambie)
Awaiting The 2nd Coming Of Gradwell: [^Stuii^] I really want him to come (Lambie)
PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Surfr)
Lambie soon to return to Warez Dealership in his mums house (Surfr)
RobstarDesk is OPEN. Customers: 0. Morons: 1. (^Stuii^)
�;subversive Gaying of #aber channel commences with traditional Pancake filling (parpicus)
The previous topic contained unacceptable colour codes (Robstar)
TONY TO CLOSE COUNTRYSIDE, ENTERS FINAL STAGES OF BEING A MAD BAFOON (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR HARDON [_spectre] YOU MUST TOLERATE MINE (Photon_)
The previous topic has been suspended pending an investigation by the NLA police (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] It was there on a platter - Im frankly disappointed at the lack of u (^Stuii^)
Last Topic Removed Due To Utter Failure (_spectre)
INCOMING SCOD - �BRACE� FOR IMPACT (Lambie)
ON NOW: Surfrs Desktop Of The Week. ON NEXT: Surfrs Distro Of The Week (^Stuii^)
RiceyDesk is CLOSED (Ricey)
UWA TO BE CLOSED COS OF FOOT-IN-MOUTH *UNCONFIRMO-SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
SURFR IS ABOUT TO SPEAK (^Stuii^)
#aber SURFR HAS SPOKEN (Surfr)
SURFR HAS SPOKEN (Surfr)
WELSH NEWS. NEWS IN WALES. *SHOCKER*. TODAY THERE WAS NEWS IN WALES. (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] I shall repot more in the morning (Robstar)
* JimBob requires XXX (^Stuii^)
[Twpsyn] that was gone last time I told someone to look at it (^Stuii^)
woodsta watched (Robstar)
[Fermit] the germans are refusing english meat (Robstar)
[Fermit] the germans are refusing to wack english meat (Robstar)
* Shrink decides hes got better things to do, mainly involving sheep (Robstar)
[sparkE] eltawater: my friend went down, innit (^Woodsta^)
[Ferret] les dildos (Robstar)
And which is more, youll be a man my son. (^Woodsta^)
[sparkE] ah your penis (^Woodsta^)
[sparkE] ah your penis (^Woodsta^)
SPARK AFFLICTED WITH FOOT IN MOUTH DISEASE, #ABER QUARANTINED (^Woodsta^)
SPARKE AFFLICTED WITH FOOT IN MOUTH DISEASE, #ABER QUARANTINED (^Woodsta^)
FUCKSHITBOLLOCKSCUNT (sparkE)
^Woodsta% on drugs (sparkE)
ON NOW: Woodstas Infoline Rotation. ON NEXT: Spectres Many Nicks (^Stuii^)
YOU GOT MORE RABBIT THAN SAINSBURYS (^Woodsta^)
THEIR MUSTAND LEFT AN HOUR AGO, THEY WERE SINGING ALL ABOARD (^Woodsta^)
THEIR MUSTANG LEFT AN HOUR AGO, THEY WERE SINGING ALL ABOARD (^Woodsta^)
INVASION OF THE UNWANTEDS, YOU HAVE NO CHANCE MAKE YOUR TIME (^Woodsta^)
[Woodsta] Dont worry it wont take long (cnych)
WELCOME TO #ABER, HOME OF THE PIE GRILL (_spectre_)
[cnych] well it was good while it lasted *gulp* (Lambie)
gulp remembers the last time something good lasted so long (cnych)
gulp remembers the last time something good lasted that long (cnych)
NORTH SUFFERS IN TRAIN HELL [/DYN NEWS] (Stuii)
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE MAKE YOUR TIME (^Woodsta^)
TO SURVIVE (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: #aber grinds on relentlessly ON LATER: gnomie still confuzzled (Ricey)
[Mr_Scod] Was it messy? (_spectre)
[sparkEawy] he still bums to this day (Mr_Scod)
[Mr_Scod] Was it messy? [sparkEawy] its lovely (_spectre)
[Owf] scod just because she blew you (specAfk)
[Owf] scod just because he blew you (specAfk)
BEAT THAT MEAT. BEAT IT GOOOOOOD. (Ricey)
Microchip happily rides people (funcan)
Earthquakes In Seattle *True Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
MILITANT MARCH SEASON APPROACHING - BUCKLE YOUR SEATBELTS AND �BRACE� FOR IMPACT (Lambster)
INTERNET LIES, MILLIONS DEVASTATED *UNSHOCKER* (_spectre)
[_spectre] cnych - i am no longer in them (Mr_Scod)
JimBobs weekend cancelled, eternity in jeopardy (_spectre)
JimBobs weekend cancelled, eternity in jeopardy...claims vagrant (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] I am a free lance (_spectre)
#ABER AT BREADCON 1 (^Woodsta^)
* Woodstar puts his hand up jon [Microchip] sounds like fun [Photon] Excellent (Ricey)
Voodoo Ray claims a Guy called Gerald (Woodstar)
Dont drink dont smoke what do you do must be something inside (Woodstar)
Dont drink dont smoke what do you do must be something inside (Woodstar)
NEWS FLASH: LON DYFI AT STINGCON 5. SITUATION EXPLOSIVE. (Ricey)
On Now: Stoodunts of Aber in John Lennon style Sleep In On Next: Sleep (_spectre)
i have a long wade through school children (_spectre)
sparkE in appalling melon craving *SHOCKER* (Owf)
Multiple #aber meet syndrome (Robstar)
http://www.shilson.clara.co.uk/cookbook.html (^Woodsta^)
[Ricey] slow tonight (Robstar)
x33 program cancelled, millions mourn (_spectre)
The Previous Topic Was Deemed Crap And Lacking In Sexual Innuendo (Mr_Scod)
Internet Branded as UNACCEPTABLE by UK Govt, Civil Rights Revoked (_spectre)
[Mr_Scod] I came out last night (Shrink)
PLANS FOR FRIDAY NIGHT - PHONE STUII 07976 404824 (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I AM A GUST (Ricey)
�FUCK YOU UNIX, YOURE A PILE OF SHIT� (Catalyst)
VARGANT CENTRAL - BUY ONE TRAMP GET ONE FREE (Lambie)
�ON NOW:� Drunken Hilarity. With Microchip �ON NEXT:� Microchip Denies Typing An (Lambster)
�ON NOW:� Drunken Hilarity. With Microchip �ON NEXT:� Lambies TLF hell (Woodstar)
BBC BROKEN *SHOCKER* (Woodstar)
http://users.ox.ac.uk/~newc1186/hot_chick_with_nice_pussy.jpg (Lambster)
Surfr turns down mainframe, world in shock (_spectre)
Honest Gregs Honest Hardware Emporium (Roll Up, Roll Up) (_spectre)
PHIL DEAD *THURSDAYSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
AMIHOTORNOT NIGHT (Lambster)
http://www.amihotornot.com/r/?eid=OUK8OQ&key=XPD [Lambster] and on that note i s (Robstar)
The previous topic was munged up and was removed (Robstar)
ALICE WHATS THE MATTER?! (Surfr)
WORLDS DUMBEST F1 DRIVERS (^Woodsta^)
MURRAY WALKER TALKS OUT OF ARSE, UK SHOCKED (^Woodsta^)
dont spoin the grand prix for the rest of us innit (Surfr)
dont spoil the grand prix for the rest of us innit (Surfr)
dont spoil the grand prix for the rest of us innit SENNA DEAD *SHOCKER* (^^Lex)
BEEB BOMBED SHOCKER (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Extreme Opinions Concerning UNIX Technologies. ON NEXT: RegisterHoover (^Stuii^)
BOMB AT VICTORIA *BREAKING NEWS* (^Stuii^)
BOMB AT VICTORIA *BREAKING SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
BOMB AT VICTORIA CONFIRMED (^Stuii^)
KERPLUNK, BELLANA TORRES (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] ive taken to wearing pies (^Stuii^`)
Killed (Op3rS3rv (etC r0x MnM iS goNNa DiE ! ?FluFfy BunnY !)) (Ricey)
[^Stuii^`] i use telnet (Ricey)
[^Stuii^`] i use telnet for my e-mail (^Stuii^`)
JANEWAY DUMPS NEW BOYFRIEND *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^`)
RICEY INTENTIONALLY LEFT UNFUNNY, REVEALS WOODSTA PING PROBE (^Stuii^`)
IMPLAUSABLY SLOW MOVING WILDEBEAST HERD CROSSES #ABER (^Woodsta^)
THIS WILDERBEAST IS DEAD (killed by lion) (Lambster)
Expendable Wildebeaste terrorise neighbourhood *shocker* (^Woodsta^)
One man and his Wildebeast championships now in session. Silence. (^Woodsta^)
WHAT TIMES FUCKEN SMOKO, DEMANDS KEVIN BLOODY WILSON (^Stuii^`)
Welcome To The Matrix (Lambster)
all of #aber has pork for dinner *shocker* (Lambster)
all your pork are belong to us make your time ha ha ha. (^Woodsta^)
On Now: Bill & Ted Revisited, with Woodsta and fragg (_spectre)
[^^Lex] I blow men [^^Lex] never been one for the spit method (Ricey)
ICKY ICKY SAYS THAT JUNGLIST BLOKE FROM 1994 (^Stuii^`)
cnych walks in on Dyn-and-his-organ womble theme *horror* (Photon_)
what a crazy fluke - were gonna get nuked! (Ricey)
SPECTRE STOPS MAILMAN FANTASY (JimBob)
[JimBob] heh Stuii comes as I escape :) (^Stuii^)
[cnych] oh bugger [JimBob] bugger - no milk * JimBob needs some breasts (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: The BT Kid IV: Signon, Signoff, With Mr. Miyagi. (^Woodsta^)
#aber is OPEN (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Monday Morning Silence. ON NEXT: Monday Afternoon Broken Silence (^Stuii^)
* sixxie could probably do with more head (Mr_Scod)
COMPLETELY READY WHEN YOU ARE, SHAKEY (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] time to play with me pink (^Stuii^)
SCOD REFUSES SPEDDERS BEEF *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
WILDEBEAST IN #GAYLONDON NOW (^Stuii^)
Wildebeast more portable than NetBSD *shocker* (_spectre_)
VILE VE VAIT FOR .. ZE GERMANS (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] mr_scod take me (_spectre_)
[sixxie] arse, that means i cant sneak in the back entrance (^Stuii^)
MIGHTY LION SLEEPS IN JUNGLE TONIGHT CLAIMS TIGHT FIT (^Stuii^)
[sparkE] cnych: they changed my offer and now I will get it (^Stuii^)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is OPEN. Competent Customers: 1 *shocker* (Ricey)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is OPEN. Competent Customers: 3 *shocker* (Ricey)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is OPEN. Customers: 6 (Ricey)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is OPEN. Customers: DEAD (^Stuii^)
Stuii Cloned, Dolly The Sheep Made Redundant (Lambie)
[_spectre] DiscoDeev - i was faster last night (Robstar)
* ^Solaris^/#aber prods Mr_Scod [Mr_Scod] *poke* (_spectre)
Solaris Utters 3 Sentences *New Length Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
the previous topic contained a redundant #aber (Ricey)
Random Aberites Invade Channel *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[rendoz] It is supposed to be really painful whether they need pulling out or no (^Stuii^)
[rendoz] It is really painful whether pulling out or not (_spectre)
[^Solaris^] can`t imagine anyone pulling out when i`m still awake (^Stuii^)
* ^Solaris^/#aber offers some to Surfr (_spectre)
the previous topic contained a redundant #aber (Ricey)
Spectre In Covert Solaris Worshipping *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[Surfr] its been a while since Ive had the top off this box (Ricey)
Stuii found reading the Viz *shocker* (Robstar)
Next UK train crash set for date in October, reveals Prescott (VirtStuii)
RARE BUT PLEASANT STOOLS (Robstar)
RiceyDesk is OPEN. Evening Customers: 0 Projected Total: 0 (Ricey)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is CLOSED. Hours ago. No topic baiting since? (Ricey)
�MYCROFT !� Elementary, my dear Macleod (Catalyst)
YOUR NAME IS DEBORAH, IT NEVER SUITED YOU, REVEALS JARVIS (^Stuii^)
I ROCK THE PARTY THAT ROCKS THE PARTY, PROCLAIMS QUEEN LATIFA (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Online Comic Strip Wars. ON NEXT: Dilbert Wins, As Usual (^Stuii^)
STORE CLERK OLDER THAN GEORGE BURNS, DECLARES DRE (^Stuii^)
[Owf] do i get any points for my 20 (^Stuii^)
[Owf] do I get point for my 20 [Owf] i just felt compelled to insert (Photon_)
[Owf] do I get points for my 20 [Owf] i just felt compelled to insert (Photon_)
[Surfr] we are rank (^Stuii^)
[Owf] i have just spent 300 quid on a bush (^Stuii^)
#aber in midst of cheap attack *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] I was offered it free and decided not to refuse (Lambie)
[parpicus] ^Stuii^ has a manful (Robstar)
[parpicus] ^Stuii^ has a manful [sparkE] and on a TWAT (Mr_Scod)
[sparkE] theres mummy riding a sausage again (^Stuii^)
#aber found to be home for vagrants.. thousands hit the streets in protest (Robstar)
[cnych] where did that come from?! (Mr_Scod^)
[cnych] where did that come from?! [cnych] HALLELUJAH (Mr_Scod^)
[parpicus] We are in you (Robstar)
[Mr_Scod] Cnych....you mean you did wank over spedders mints? (Robstar)
[cnych] I failed to reach orgasm - sorry Scoddy (Mr_Scod)
sparke and discodeev found to be the same person *unshocker* (Robstar)
ROBSTAR DECLINES HEAD FROM GRADWELL *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
Prawn Cocktail Crisps Outbreak *Horror* (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod addicted to monosodium glutamate flavour *shocker* (Robstar)
ON NOW: Machine Room Size Pissing Contest. ON NEXT: The Benefits of VAX (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] my loins are girding [^Stuii^] I will prepare a package (Ricey)
REDNOSE USES OPERA WINFREY *SHOCKER* (cnych)
�CataDesk is now Smokin� 2 Customers in 10 minutes. (Catalyst)
[SuperDuck] its hard to get sleep in our hose (Robstar)
�On Now:� Piece a Pizza Pissing Compo �Later:� Cat gets gnarlier (Catalyst)
[RedNose] cnych - Do I need to remind you of my gun ? (Robstar)
[SuperDuck] he was an academic lia (Robstar)
[SuperDuck] he was an academic liar (Robstar)
�pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza p (Robstar)
#aber is today sponsored by �Hoegaarden�. Buy now! (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: ScodMonologue. ON NEXT: *bah* (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: ScodMonologue Extra!. ON NEXT: *bah* (^Stuii^)
Scatman Scod and his Remarkably Large Craps (^Stuii^)
BEND OVER AND PREPARE TO BE SHAFTED SAYS BROWN (^Stuii^)
[_spectre] whereas i only used to be able to manage the second hole (^Stuii^)
GET OUT THE CAB MAKE YOUR TIME HA HA HA (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] IM EATING COCK (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] IM EATING COCK [DiscoDeev] I didnt even have any in the end (^Stuii^)
BUDGET01: BROWN ANNOUNCES TAX ON IRCING AND SAARLAXS MODE CHANGES (^Stuii^)
changes topic to BUDGET LATESTBROWN TO TAX MP3S AND CARPET BURNS (345051)
changes topic to BLAIR: BROWN WONT MANICURE (1025313)
topic to Howie in unfortunate BROWN ring of quality phrase *shocker* ([15:39])
Anne Robinsons Real Points Of View: This week: The Welsh (^Stuii^)
BUDGET01: Brown to tax Dynpastes (^Stuii^)
[_spectre_] all the kids have come into the pooter room and have sucked my width (^Stuii^)
http://stats.distributed.net/ppass.php3?id=259376 (Saarlax)
WELL HAVE NO TROUBLE HERE (Ricey)
BUDGET01: Brown gives tax relief to smug people (^Stuii^)
CHICKEN OS FAD DEAD (Robstar)
ON NOW: Encryption Wars, probably illegal under RIP (^Stuii^)
BBC NEWS: BROWN ROSE TO FEET AT 1532 *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
CAR TAX FROZES, REDUCED RATE FOR 1500CC AND BELOW (^Stuii^)
2P OFF PETROL (^Stuii^)
2P OFF PETROL, ALCOHOL SAME, FAGS UP WITH INFLATION (^Stuii^)
Mr_Scod and Dita in filthy titfeel *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] Erk! Its Dita measure my breasts! [sparkE] 17071 isnt it? (Ricey)
For ops, type /msg Wild0 Give it to me (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] Photon....where is your milk (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] Photon....where is your milk [Photon] In mah ridge... (_spectre)
* Dita- checks Lambster out (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] you can change the topic now too innit (sparkE)
flabbiness. discuss. (Ricey)
Mr_Scod (there was no fuck...i ended on wank) (Robstar)
being logical - discuss. (Ricey)
On now: Dedicated syndrome spotting in progress. On next: Mr_Scod gets kicked (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] its pulsating in a ka [[-- proof he even likes those little shitty f (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] its pulsating in a ka [[-- proof he even likes little shitty fords (Ricey)
[teebs] no spitting (_spectre)
[Robstar] i go buggering the rest of the country (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] its a 10-12 hour job (_spectre)
Linux Groupware, GTK, or any graphical derivative products declared shit *unshoc (Robstar)
[eltawater] its a 10-12 hour job, so I could leave it going and see what happen (_spectre)
[eltawater] its a 10-12 hour job, I could leave it going and see what happens (_spectre)
The Solaris Appreciation Channel (Mr_Scod)
gulp_ tried to squash it and ended up in hospital (sparkE)
* gulp_ is happy with his one member (^Stuii^)
[sixxie] pea: just fell on it from about 6 up - nothing serious (^Stuii^)
* RedNose would rather fire his gun than hoover (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Rich people getting harrangued by poor students who may one day be riche (Ricey)
�On Now:� Living in the South �Later:� Cat rants at STL (Catalyst)
On Now: Drug Abuse Scandal Hits #Aber, On Next: Lambie Takes Moral High Ground (_spectre)
��KITTTTTIIIIIEEEHHHHHH�� (Catalyst)
ON NOW: Robstars Condescending Tips. ON NEXT: The Banning Of Spectre. With Spec (^Stuii^)
* ^Stuii^ is gone - I retire [- Old timer leaves #aber for good *shocker* (Robstar)
Lollypop, she tastes like butterscotch ... allegedly (Catalyst)
Lollypop, she tastes like butterscotch. discuss. (Robstar)
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1220414837 (^Stuii^)
�On Now: �ew �On Later: �Netsplits. (Catalyst)
PHIL MITCHELL IS ABOUT TO DIE *trueshocker* (Lambster)
[gulp_] KARRIE YOU A WHORE (sparkE)
SPICE GIRLS DEAD *TRUESHOCER* (Lambster)
SPICE GIRLS DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (Lambster)
SPICE GIRLS DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* NATIONS REJOICE (Hordy)
COLIN SAUZE IN SENSE OF HUMOUR NOT FOUND *SHOCKER* (Ricey)
[Surfr] cat it goes a *lot* deeper than that (^Stuii^)
On Now: Surfr in opt out of stupid argument *shocker* (_spectre)
On Now: Surfr in opt out of stupid argument *shocker* On Next: Rew vs. Shrink, (_spectre)
On Now: Surfr in opt out of stupid argument *shocker* (_spectre)
[Surfr] Stuii bare with me. (Ricey)
Stuii and Photon leave at the same time *melon suspicion* (Robstar)
cos HEY, were the brews, sporting anti-swastica tatoos. OI OI! (Surfr)
Stuii and Photon leave at the same time *melon suspicion* (Robstar)
cos HEY, were the brews, sporting anti-swastica tatoos. OI OI! (Surfr)
Stuii and Photon leave at the same time *melon suspicion* (Robstar)
cos HEY, were the brews, sporting anti-swastica tatoos. OI OI! (Surfr)
Stuii and Photon leave at the same time *melon suspicion* (Robstar)
cos HEY, were the brews, sporting anti-swastica tatoos. OI OI! (Surfr)
Stuii and Photon leave at the same time *melon suspicion* (Robstar)
cos HEY, were the brews, sporting anti-swastica tatoos. OI OI! (Surfr)
On now: Open source software cowboys On next: Rampaging wilderbeast cowboys (Robstar)
[Microchip] I think its time I went to Fuck Lancaster. (Robstar)
�On Now: Riceys Stand-Up Show On Next: Riceys Gardening Show (Mr_Scod)
Wheeeeennnnn dddoooo IIII gggeeeetttt ttoooo ssiinngggg MMyyyyyyy WWWWaaaaayyyyy (Ricey)
When. Woi (DiscoDeev)
The previous topic was removed due to FAILURE (DiscoDeev)
BT IN TWOHEADS DESIGN LEASED LINE SUCCESS *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I may be wrong (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] fiulthb (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] they brought in this comedy blowing machine to blow the man in the roa (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] they brought this comedy blowing machine to blow the man in the road (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] UNVEHOLA (sparkE)
The previous topic was a quote from another channel and therefore considered inv (^Stuii^)
The previous topic was a complete fuckup (Owf)
�on now: #aber kickfest on next: cnych diagnosed with permanant pmt (Mr_Scod)
�on now: #aber kickfest on next: cnych diagnosed with permanent pmt (Mr_Scod)
ON NEXT cannot be followed by a statement in the past tense (^Stuii^)
�On now:� misogyny �On next:� Mr_Scod goes to finishing school (sparkE)
[Surfr_] I cant sleep with my new big ones (^Stuii^)
[Surfr_] I cant sleep with my new fans (DiscoDeev)
[Surfr_] I cant sleep with my new fans, far too many big ones (_spectre)
spectre reveals his bit of both tendancies with best of both worlds remark *sh (^Stuii^)
[Surfr_] I cant sleep with my new fans, far too many big ones (_spectre)
* parpicus eats ^Stuii^s cream (^Stuii^)
On now: Channel quality at all time low On next: Rampaging Wilderbeast (2) (Robstar)
FERMIT MERGES WITH OWN SOFA *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
On now: Robs obscene power trip On next: Spectre gets kicked (Robstar)
[Robstar] ta stuii [Robstar] *penis under table* (sparkE)
Sange is having a celibate period atm *SHOCKER* (Hordy)
[Microchip] I cant stop long, Im off out to fuck off scod (Mr_Scod)
ON NOW: The Belittlement of Sparkes Career. ON NEXT: Linux Kiddie Syndrome (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW:� SparkE Attempts To Instigate Militant March Plot �ON NEXT:� SparkE Fai (Lambie)
�ON NOW:� SparkE Instigates Militant March Plot �ON NEXT:� SparkE Fails (Lambie)
[Robstar] stuii i sense a ming (sparkE)
[sparkE] well, im getting there. these things take time. (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] sparke i yearn [sparkE] yes mam. (_spectre)
�On now:� Relationships strain in aber/gl exchange �On next:� sparkE leaves (sparkE)
[Robstar] i couldnt give a shit whether you had a tank (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] wank [sparkE] not yet (_spectre)
#aber becomes collective mind (Robstar)
ON NOW: �Lon Dyfi�: Sparke attempts to hide his real feelings for Robstar (^Stuii^)
[^peanut^] he let go of my kit (Robstar)
OWF IN BOOZY BEDTIME BEDLAM SHOCKER (^Stuii^)
STUII IN EARLY MORNING URL PASTE *SHOCKER* (spectre__)
thatll do, pig (Ricey)
[Robstar] advertise my arse (Lambster)
[BeanBag] hmm.. I could and spill my beans everywhere (^Stuii^)
[BeanBag] hmm.. I could spill my beans everywhere (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I will be expecting a liver from discodeev soon (sparkE)
TEEBS PARTY IN TWICKENHAM STARTS. HUNDREDS DEAD. (^Stuii^)
TEEBS PARTY IN TWICKENHAM STARTS. HUNDREDS DEAD. IN ADVANCE. (Ricey)
* Ricey checks to see elvis is still attached (Robstar)
�On now:� Superduck in stream-of-consciousness techdesk rant �On next:� Rpt. (sparkE)
On now: Dumbass programming fuckups with Rob On next: Late project deliveries (Robstar)
�Gulp Creams His Pants Again *Unshocker* (Mr_Scod)
Merikins in hilarious Windsor train confusion *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Cake Or Death? ON NEXT: Death. (^Stuii^)
You dont want your husband to spend ALL his time in the garden. (^Stuii^)
..claims vagrant (Robstar)
Surfr and Cnych join at the same time *add filth here shocker* (Robstar)
ON NOW: �Lon Dyfi�. Tensions mount as Riceys JoinnLeave Syndrome worsens (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] ive failed to whip my pat (Robstar)
Lets all show human CONCERN for REVEREND MOONs legal difficulties (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] it was a PJ party in a marquee in a bath (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] it was a PJ party in a bath [NLA] (Photon)
[^Stuii^] it was a PJ party in a bath, and everyone came. (parpicus)
[VirtStuii] dammit Ive run out of squirt (Ricey)
Stuii in DIY pornathon *shocker* (Ricey)
Stuii in hardcore DIY squirting filling magnolia pornathon *shocker* (Ricey)
Mr_Scod i feel you (fragg)
[Mr_Scod] i feel you (fragg)
ON NOW: Woodstas Interior Design Ideas01. ON NEXT: Changing Pants (^Stuii^)
WHAT HAPPEN!? YOU HAVE NO CHANCCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME (^Woodsta^)
WHAT HAPPEN!? YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME (^Woodsta^)
MAIN SCREEN TURN ON. ITS YOU. (^Stuii^)
ALL YOUR LAG ARE BELONG TO US HA HA HA HA HA (^Woodsta^)
[Mr_Scod] youd better wash dan first (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I want sucky (Ricey)
[serp] MAFF and muff yeah (^Woodsta^)
[serp] fuck me guys! (^Woodsta^)
[serp] 3) give Serp a jump (Ricey)
[serp] 3) give Serp a jump [serp] a feck (Ricey)
ignorance will not be tolerated (^Woodsta^)
* DiscoDeev buffs Stuii (Ricey)
[SuperDuck] boy Im keen today [Mr_Scod] you been arsing again then (eltawater)
ON NOW: �Lon Dyfi�: The uninvited guest pushes the gang to near boiling point, w (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW:� The S&L Filth Show, With Sixxie And Lex (Lambie)
On now: Filth mentioned by people On next: Everyone denies mentioning it (Robstar)
[_spectre] Catalyst - i bet i can code something uglier (Robstar)
This months train crash: Hither Green (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] oo shurrup (DiscoDeev)
Today in Aberystwyth: 1) Get drunk. 2) Shag. Repeat. (^Stuii^)
[specExam] i am already in (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Surfrs Random, Unrelated Interjections. ON NEXT: Delayed Contribution S (^Stuii^)
DAVE GHORMAN DEAD. ALL OF THEM. (Robstar)
*** Mr_Scod was kicked by Shrink (large of course) (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] my mum found it for me *Owf cant make head of it (Mr_Scod)
MR_SCOD DEAD (Owf)
OWF POLITE SHOCK (^Stuii^)
[widgery] Im starving and I havent yet * Owf inserts idly (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Woodsta New Modem Fund01. ON NEXT: Rantzens Tales Of Teeth (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] my arse has only just recovered from the weekend (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] Insert dick (DiscoDeev)
[Robstar] stuart you came before woodsta did (^Stuii^)
�CataDesk Now In Session :� Customers ... hoards ! (Catalyst)
RICEY DEAD (Robstar)
[gulp] i mean, if you are dead in bed do you fail? (Robstar)
On now: Underclocking, the untapped retro approach (Robstar)
in Robstars ranting session (widgery)
* gulp buggdunnar mdunna insiddunna out (Robstar)
Feek in shaky hands and overclocked cock *unshocker* (widgery)
On now: ^Stuii^ nick appreciation On next: 15 pints and wine with the meal! (Stuii)
Dolly The Wilderbeast Does #aber *Horror* (`^Stuii^`)
widgery] stop sucking rob (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] My_Scod is a batty boy (okay so I paraphrased ;o) (DiscoDeev)
[^Stuii^] Mr_Scod is a batty boy (okay so I paraphrased ;o) (DiscoDeev)
The previous topic was unacceptable. (^Woodsta^)
Lambie sorts his grainy chuff (widgery)
On now: Channel management dispute On next: Spectre banned (Robstar)
[gulp] does your node do the following [gulp] easier [gulp] easier [gulp] thats (Robstar)
[gulp] does your node do the following [gulp] easier [gulp] thats the baby (Robstar)
ON NOW: Unsupported Compsci Help Medium. ON NEXT: Slaps (^Stuii^)
[gulp] karri - right.... just look at the easy bits first (^Stuii^)
hairy donkey. discuss. (Robstar)
MEN ONLY (^Stuii^)
(and stuii too) (Robstar)
Militant March report: 2 scuffles and one very small handbag (Robstar)
NO WOMEN ALLOWED UNLESS CLEANING AND HOOVERING (^Stuii^)
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME Claims Dita (^Woodsta^)
Lambie disillusioned with 16-bit technology shocker. (^Woodsta^)
�All your base are be�... what ? Next door you say ? (Catalyst)
�MERIKINS KILL 5 IN KUWAIT BOMBING FUCKUP *UNSHOCKER*� (^Stuii^)
�StuiiDesk� with new Base, now in session. (Catalyst)
�StuiiDesk� with new Base, now in session. Gnarly Customers: �1� (Lambie)
�StuiiDesk� with new Base, now in session. Gnarly Customers: 1, ^Stuii^: 0 (^Woodsta^)
�AberDesk� is CLOSED: Unresolved tickets: �1�. (^Stuii^)
[Catalyst] Just as long as you dont start smacking up (^Stuii^)
Rob reunited with cupasoup *shocker* (RobIRC)
ON NOW: IRC sex live to subscribe call 0891 890 890 or /msg JimBob (Robstar)
* RobIRC fondly remembers those briefs [^Woodsta^] tight arse (Ricey)
[JimBob] spectre baby (Robstar)
[^Woodsta^] I especialy liked my camel up your ass (Photon_)
[Photon_] sorry that was just the noise of me wiping the last of tom with a bit (Robstar)
[Photon_] sorry that was just the noise of me wiping tom with a bit of bread (Robstar)
[Robstar] i ride woods (^Woodsta^)
Galloping Breasts Batman! (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Conversation with Woodsta. With Woodsta. ON NEXT: Rpt. (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Silence with Woodsta. With Woodsta. ON NEXT: Silence. Rpt. (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: All-night Woodsta. ON NEXT: All-morning Woodsta (Robstar)
I come from the land down-under, you better run, you better take cover (^Woodsta^)
You wont fool the children of the revolution (^Woodsta^)
Take me to the room where the reds all red take me out of my head thats what I (^Woodsta^)
Take me to the room where the reds all red take me out of my head (^Woodsta^)
Now listen ere Arry were going to the pub, finish up yer grub (^Woodsta^)
Breathe with me (Woodstar)
The Saarlax Appreciation Society Is Now In Session (Mr_Scod)
ULTRAFLAVA (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] very hard (^Stuii^)
[Owf] i just spent 300 quid on my rear bush (Ricey)
wood[sta]. discuss. (Robstar)
[Photon_] are you *sure* you want 6? (^Stuii^)
[Photon_] are you *sure* you want 6? [Surfr] maybe 5 (Owf)
ON NOW: #Aber Home N Leisure. ON NEXT: Changing Warez (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Fedatic Channel. ON NEXT: Correction of previous programmes title (^Stuii^)
On Now: Grammar with Robstar On Next: Scod Fails Key Stage 2 English (_spectre)
[^Stuii^] dont get mushy on me (Robstar)
RICEY DEAD (^Stuii^)
RICEY UNDEAD (Robstar)
own pronounced old git (Robstar)
ON NOW: owf pronounced old git ON NEXT: robs topic fuckups (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] spectre its not big (_spectre)
[_spectre] [Zeb(~zebzeb@doubledot.org)] huh why come? (Robstar)
[gulp] oh fuck anna (Robstar)
[Robstar] twpsyn was there in your pigeonhole (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] fill her in the old position (^Stuii^)
* Owf has many knackers (Robstar)
[James_R] owf] you still touch him? (^Stuii^)
[Owf] james : if youre big enough they will come to you (^Stuii^)
[gulp FINGER] (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Slow moving wilderbeast (fragsta)
ON NOW: Implied Worship of Saarlax. ON NEXT: Normality (Relative) [repeat] (Stuii25M)
[sixxie] but you have to be there to stop me sticking it into someone else (^Stuii^)
* ^peanut^ is a useful service (^Robstar^)
[^Stuii^] sixxie aye Ive had that before (^Robstar^)
[^Woodsta^] I just want to see one (^Stuii^)
EVIDENCE OF SPECTRE EATING ALL THE PIES IN EXCESS PASTRY DISCOVERY *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
* Catalyst/#aber starts Robs ding off. * JimBob/#aber begs (_spectre)
Robstar in refrigerated tit storage filth *shocker* (pokehim)
[Robstar] personally id kiss that equipment (^Woodsta^)
On Now: Gang Warfare in Woking Hits All Time High On Next: Woking Pigs Accused O (_spectre)
PREVIOUS TOPIC REMOVED DUE TO FAILURE (_spectre)
Spectres failures are entertainment to us all (^Stuii^)
NO MOBILE PHONES ON IRC, YOULL CAUSE A NETSPLIT (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] its HUGE (^Stuii^)
�[James_R] and Ive only done it once (cnych)
*** sparkE (-sparkE@net19-93.��tvu.ac.uk��) has joined #aber (^Stuii^)
[widgery] I have to wait til next tues til I get my next one (^Stuii^)
BLAIR KILLS QUEEN, CROWNS SELF, HAIL KING TONY �I� (^Stuii^)
itchy parrots :-) (Pyro_)
ON NOW: Marmalade and condoms: Neer the twain should meet. With Gulp. (^Stuii^)
CAN YOU SMELL THE WILDEBEAST COMING (^Stuii^)
WILDEBEAST GETS UP AND FALLS DOWN ON FACE, MISERABLY (^Stuii^)
�ITS A WILDEBEAST JIM, BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT� (Lambie)
Festering dead wildebeast so far: 2 (Robstar)
http://users.aber.ac.uk/str6/trekkin.wav (Ricey)
Festering dead wildebeast so far: 3 (Robstar)
Festering dead wildebeast so far: 5737636296 (Robstar)
SPARKE SUCKS COCK ALL DAY (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] Im always feeling frontal [Ricey] greasy fingers (Robstar)
http://users.aber.ac.uk/str6/ktvga.fon (Ricey)
[sparkE] sixxie: i think so...i think its the suction (^Stuii^)
Wildebeast to be shot on site *shocker* (Robstar)
WILDEBEAST CULL FAILS, FOOT AND MOUTH SPREADS TO MARS *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
�On Now:� Pissing - My pipes bigger than yours �Later:� Catadesk (censored) (Catalyst)
[Lambie] pyro thats a rather sore point (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] pyro thats a rather sore point [Lambie] you may now rub it in (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] The south is really the lower midlands (Robstar)
[Mr_Scod] The south is really the lower midlands. Midlands deny knowledge. (Robstar)
[Lambie] isp non (^Woodsta^)
[Lambie] you may knock mine, possibly (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] you may knock mine, possibly [Lambie] i havent had one (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: #Abers Fact Of The Day [facts may not be true] (^Stuii^)
NOW: Channel content quality reaches record low. NEXT: Claimed Silence. (^Stuii^)
Robstar IN SOFTWARE IS SHIT SWEEPING GENERALISATION *UNSHOCKER* (_spectre)
�WANK� (Catalyst)
Early stages of wildebeast cause netsplit (Robstar)
Lambie in agreeing with himself *unshocker* (_spectre)
ON NOW: Stuiis faults picked to shreds by an audience with bloodlust (Robstar)
The previous topic contained one or more grammatical errors. (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Pedantic spirals modelled in real time. (Robstar)
ON NOW: Gremmies recipe for currency sandwiches (Robstar)
[Ferre7] practice in stuii (fragsta)
[fragsta] every time I try to come, FUCK OFF (sparkE)
�CataDesk:� Closed. �Customer Count:� Withheld. (Catalyst)
* _spectre plays With A Penis (Photon_)
[_spectre] so i do it manually (Robstar)
[Twpsyn] take it as you like it (Lambie)
[Twpsyn] take it you weak old man (_spectre)
[^Woodsta^] somebody had to fill your slot (Robstar)
[Photon] Rob is rarely buff (^Woodsta^)
[SuperDuck] Ill just stun halls then (^Woodsta^)
[Robstar] I do a bad mum (^Woodsta^)
Dear Deidre writes : [Photon_] clearly youre just not pressing the button right (eltawater)
ON NOW: Morning Saarlax Worship. ON NEXT: Mr_Scods Headband Tips (^Stuii^)
SCOD REVEALS SCAT FETISH WITH POO SHOWER REVELATIONS *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
Lambie In Obvious Affair With ^Stuii^ *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[DeevMTNG] I was just about to tell you to enjoy your sesh Scod (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] i wank this morning (^Stuii^)
[DeevMTNG] I was just about to tell you to enjoy your But fuck sesh Scod (Lambie)
Stuii states desire for pussy *shocker* (Lambie)
Microchip joins independant of dead wildebeast *shocker* (^Stuii^)
Woodsta has arrived. Unwanted phones: 1. Gnarly factor: 9. (^Stuii^)
_spectre_ good at oral *revelation* (DiscoDeev)
[_spectre_] OI, DEEV, ORAL (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Teenagers Vanity Wars. ON NEXT: Bitching and Huffing (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] Come again, spectre (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] Come again, spectre [DiscoDeev] No on second thoughts dont - Ive (^Stuii^)
jelly (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: DeevMonologue. ON NEXT: Deevs Big Gay Photo Gallery (^Stuii^)
On Now: Channel Content Reaches All Time Low On Next: Further Degredation (_spectre_)
[parpicus] sixxie - aye. If you want it badly enough. (^Stuii^)
[Lambster] deev ill make it worth your while [Lambster] KNOWWARRIMEAN (sparkE)
* Sera` has realised she should never come in this channel (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Website Pissing Contest. ON NEXT: www.aber.org.uk (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW:� Sweeping Generalisations �ON NEXT:� Entire Universe Gets Foot And Mout (Lambster)
Mout (^Woodsta^)
* Sera` msgs wood for sex (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] hes trying to extract more out of me (_spectre_)
[^Stuii^] but you have retracted a bit (DiscoDeev)
[^Stuii^] I flogged, but you have retracted a bit (_spectre_)
The previous topic has been suspended pending an NLA Police investigation (^Stuii^)
[_spectre_] Woods - you ream good (^Woodsta^)
_spectre_ enough (Owf)
ON NOW: Robstars Daily Ribbing Of Spectre. ON NEXT: +b *spectre*!*@* (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Version pissing contest. ON NEXT: Saarlax sets mode +o Surfr (^Woodsta^)
* Fermit strokes his lad (Photon_)
Footballers INCREDIBLY STUPID AND WEEDY DRAMA QUEENS *unshocker* (^Woodsta^)
[^peanut^] I had 9 offers :) (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] its slippy and takes up too much space (Fermit)
ROB-MEET YOU THERE (Catalyst)
Catalyst in catastrophic failure *shocker* (^Woodsta^)
[Woodstar] nice little fucker [Karri] so am i (JimBob_)
ALL YOUR SHEEP ARE BELONG TO US (Woodstar)
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO ESCAPE MAKE YOUR SHEEP (^Woodsta^)
Rare Sheepskin & Trilby Wildebeast spotted in #aber (^Woodsta^)
�Can We End This Mindfuck Please ?� (Catalyst)
Catalyst recognises Penis in ear incident (Robstar)
�Youll never understand, the meaning in the end, were standing at the gate� (Catalyst)
The previous topic was probably set by Catalyst. (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] hot shots (Robstar)
sucks. discuss. (Robstar)
ON NOW: Supermarket Tips. This week: Bread and stayfresh packaging, the hidden (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Surfrs insightful thought provoking comments ON NEXT: Surfr �SILENCE (Robstar)
[^Surfr^] If I dont get this next shot in, my gran gets it (^Stuii^)
Sega President *DEAD* - TRUE (eltawater)
Sega President DEAD - *TRUESHOCKER* (eltawater)
http://webvoid.stomped.com/images6/simslan_6_1.jpg (Robstar)
ON NOW: Woodsta receives biggest channel reg welcome since 1998 ON NEXT: WOODSTA (Robstar)
[Seraphim`] polls up bums (Robstar)
ON NOW: The Shilson Report. ON NEXT: WatchDave (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] curse my small erection (DiscoDeev)
[_spectre] I enjoy vacuum cleaner attachments and play-dough (^Stuii^)
* Robstar congratulates photon on the strength of his sauce [�BAITED�] (^Stuii^)
http://scorpio.slmr.rhydio.com/~stuii/bot/statistics.html (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] youll feel the back of my nad if youre not careful (Robstar)
ON NOW: Aftermath of hot debate ON NEXT: hot debate coming up (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] dita get gaz to get his cock out (DiscoDeev)
* dita- decides whether to go Buff (^Stuii^)
ON LATER: Woodstas TV Heckling Comic Relief Special (^Stuii^)
ON LATER: Woodstas TV Heckling Comic Relief Special01. With Woodsta. (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: #aber members drugged up and quiet ON LATER: Legalising caffeine (Robstar)
BOWIE DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Photon_] actually, Ive just bunged a chicken if you want some of that Cat (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW�: �Woodstas TV Heckling Comic Relief Special01� (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: AgencyRant [�tm�] (Robstar)
�ON NOW:� Apostrophe Police Now Patrolling The Area �ON NEXT:� Mr Scod Shot In S (Lambie)
ON NOW: Apostrophe Police Now Patrolling ON NEXT: Mr Scod Shot On Sight (Lambie)
#aber in serious channel management discussion *shocker* (Lambie)
channel management discussions are irrelevant, this is a dictatorship (^Stuii^)
* `JimBob gets off (^Stuii^)
* `JimBob gets off [`JimBob] yessssssssss!!!!! (Photon_)
ON NOW: Reminder that naked IRCing is �FORBIDDEN (Robstar)
* Lambie slips five to zoe ball (Owf)
ON NEXT: Ali-G interviews Posh and Becks (^Stuii^)
ON NEXT: Ali-G interviews Posh and Becks. Only Stuii cares. (Catalyst)
#aber Performs The Longest Ever Recorded Wildebeast For Comic Relief *Unshocker (Lambie)
#aber members simulataneously k-lined (Robstar)
Random Llamas Scared Off By Wilderbeast *Shocker* (Lambie)
WILDEBEAST CLIMAX APPROACHING. �BRACE� FOR IMPACT (Lambie)
Lon Dyfi team in excess flood tragedy *shocker* (Robstar)
SHES GONNA BLOW CAPTAIN (Lambie)
�ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP (Robstar)
WILDEBEAST RECORD REACHES 30 MINUTES (^Stuii^)
WILDEBEAST RECORD REACHES ��40�� MINUTES (^Stuii^)
WILDEBEAST RECORD REACHES ��45�� MINUTES. TARGET: �1 HOUR� (^Stuii^)
ENDEMIC WILDEBEEST PROBLEM SPREADS TO #BLIGHTY *SHOCKER* (Owf)
WILDEBEAST RECORD @ ��50�� MINUTES. TARGET: �1 HOUR�, 10 MINS LEFT (^Stuii^)
WILDEBEAST RECORD @ ��50�� MINUTES, 10 MINUTES TO TARGET OF �1 HOUR� (^Stuii^)
WILDEBEAST RECORD @ ��55�� MINUTES, �5� MINUTES TO TARGET OF �1 HOUR� (^Stuii^)
ENTIRE CHANNEL FLOODS OFF *SHOCKER* (Owf)
WILDEBEAST RECORD @ ��58�� MINUTES, �2� MINUTES TO TARGET OF �1 HOUR� (^Stuii^)
��#ABER WILDEBEAST RECORD TARGET OF ONE HOUR ATTAINED *WORLDSHOCKER*�� (^Stuii^)
* Photon_ wipes away a small teat (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] but my fingers started to ache (Robstar)
#aber record breaking wildebeest ayes recount deemed similar to american elect (Robstar)
�Youve missed:� WILDEBEAST! �On Now:� All Spent �Later:� SILENCE. (Catalyst)
[Seraphim`] i wasnt *giving* anything (^Stuii^)
* ^Stuii^ forces through the log (Photon_)
OFFICIAL STATISTICS WRONG. LABOUR PARTY CLEARED OF ANY WRONGDOING (Owf)
[Seraphim`] lol no he used it to fit in her (Lambie)
[Wildebeest] GOOD GRIEF THAT WAS FAST (Robstar)
Pissing Contest Turns Into Surprised Wildebeast *Shocker (Lambie)
[Seraphim`] dare i say pants (Seraphim`)
[Catalyst] No more filling tonight. (Robstar)
ON NOW: Microchips monologue ON NEXT: MICROCHIP �SILENCE (Robstar)
#aber: A well oiled pisstaking machine. (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] a lot of lubrication was required [Lambie] ohh [Lambie] ohh (Robstar)
[Robstar] i wonder if multiple parts could be worked in (Photon_)
loosejoos and seraphim` leave at the same time *ping timeout coverup* (Robstar)
[higltypig] only a slight pork i think (Robstar)
The previous topic was invalid and removed. (Robstar)
[Seraphim`] sall meat innit? (Lambie)
ON NOW: News flash - Woodsta misses evening TV commentary slot (Robstar)
#aber - caring about your security needs since 1994 (Robstar)
�On Now:� Classic TV Heckling, with ^Woodsta^ and Friends (Lambster)
* ^Woodsta^ helps Prince to cream (gnomie)
* Surfr has a bath *SHOCKER* (`JimBob)
* `JimBob prepares for the coming of Natty (^Stuii^)
[Twpsyn] thats three whores including the breakfast stop (^Stuii^)
[Seraphim`] big saggy mouldy ones (Lambie)
�On Now:� Saturday. �On Later:� Drunken Saturday. (Catalyst)
�On now:� Chas and Dave #aber knees-up �On next:� Shame (sparkE)
ON NOW: Paddys night plans ON LATER: Brace for pissed bot record changes (Robstar)
ON NOW: 80 Sci-Fi Heckling with Fragsta. ON LATER: Brace for pissed bot record c (^Woodsta^)
SCHNELLSCHNELLSCHNELLSCHNELLSCHNELLSCHNELL (^Woodsta^)
�On Now:� #Aber TV Heckling, With Frag �On Next:� Extended Highlights, With Wood (Lambie)
�On Now:� Punctuate on this. �Later:� HOW much Guinness ? (Catalyst)
Mind what you have learned, save you it can. (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Star Wars Premier on Sky. ON LATER: St. Patricks Day Channel Mayhem. (^Stuii^)
�Its all about the beer� (Catalyst)
OMNUMSHIVAI (^Stuii^)
Stuii Reprises Role As Mister Big Of Acid Parteee *Shocker* (Lambster)
HELLO, GOOD EVENING, AND �BOLLOCKS� (Lambster)
#ABER IN ST. PATRICKS DAY SILENCE SHOCKER NEXT: [Surfr] ewrweghasdj (^Woodsta^)
#ABER IN ST. PATRICKS DAY SILENCE SHOCKER. NEXT: [Surfr] ewrweghasdj (^Woodsta^)
[Lambster] keep it up (^Stuii^)
SO. IT BEGINS. (Lambster)
#ABER IN ST. PATRICKS DAY SILENCE SHOCKER. NEXT: [Surfr] ewrweghasdj (^Woodsta^)
PLEASE GOD NOT AGAIN (Lambster)
MILITANT MARCH NOW IN SEASON (Lambster)
MILITANT MARCH CONFIRMED, CULL IN OPERATION (^Woodsta^)
LAMBIE DEFECTS TO MILITANT MARCH SYNDROME, WORLD SHOCKED (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: FAILING BUT PERSISTANT WILDEBEAST. ON NEXT: LAMBIE RETURNS (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] Natty and I were going strong (Woodstar)
Aberystwyth collective Nationality Lever set to Irish. Expect trouble. Ph33r. (^Stuii^)
Impact of St. Patricks Day Millitant March Syndrome kept to minimum, #aber stab (^Stuii^)
Impact of St. Patricks Day Militant March Syndrome kept to minimum (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I was coming onto that (_spectre)
On Now: French Slang & Etymology with Stuii and spectre (_spectre)
[_spectre] is it long or short? (^Stuii^)
[peanut`] lambie you obviously knocked me off (^Stuii^)
[Photon_] �MY CRISPS !� My beautiful crisps ... (Catalyst)
�[^Stuii^] photon I have discovered the benefits of having a dump� (Catalyst)
[^Stuii^] it automatically comes when you sit (Robstar)
[parpicus] I was happy to swill around a bit [parpicus] in the poo arena (Robstar)
[parpicus] my i-book is throbbing [parpicus] bitch must be loving it (Lambster)
[`natty] jim and fermit just sat quietly and left us to it :) (^Stuii^)
RAILTRACK AWARDS AMERICAN TRAIN CRASH FRANCHISE DEAL TO AMTRAK (^Stuii^)
On now : Pinging Photon. Netxt: - Stuii installs a washinmg machine. (Hordy)
The previous topic has been removed due to being overwhelmingly shit. (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] all the while, I was a BASTARD (Robstar)
* Catalyst drives up Rob (Photon)
* Catalyst drives up Rob * Robstar rubs his (^Stuii^)
* Robstar rubs his [Lambie] works for me (Robstar)
* Robstar rubs his [Lambie] works for me [Robstar] it looks like more length (^Stuii^)
[Catalyst] frag - Ill think of you. Damnit I need some. (Photon)
ON NOW: #aber visitor belittled ON LATER: (repeat) (Robstar)
Toothless Wildebeast Strikes #Aber *Shocker* (Lambster)
Bullet proof wildebeest (Robstar)
DAVE GORMAN IN TOTALLY UNFUNNY BBC2 BOLLOCKS *UNSHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] i whacked hordy (Photon)
* fraggsta connects with eltas head (Robstar)
[Woodstar] *RAWWR* *FLAIL* (sparkE)
This Wildebeast is armed and dangerous. (Woodstar)
Wildebeast #254 disappears mysteriously at water-hole. (Woodstar)
thoup (Robstar)
How fucked is YOUR sleep pattern? (Woodstar)
CAN WE PLEASE STOP WITH THE HEARSAY SHIT NOW PLEASE (^Stuii^)
KILSHAWS UGLY BIFFERS, US COURT RULES (^Stuii^)
Aber in pophost far too busy to serve mail between 9.30 and 11.30 *unshocker* (Ricey)
SCOD IN CORRECT USE OF APOSTROPHE IN YOURE *UTTERSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] spectre is currently feeling robstar (DiscoDeev)
[`natty] jim, we could always just get down again ;) (Ricey)
ON NOW: The Slapping Of Owf. ON NEXT: The Humping Of Seraphim` (^Stuii^)
[Seraphim`] ooo can I have some Owf? (^Stuii^)
[Seraphim`] Id have to be sick to let you anywhere near my anus (^Stuii^)
[widgery] I have given some away but its still quite big (^Stuii^)
[widgery] he blanked over, staggered a little into the ride and then just releas (Mr_Scod)
[widgery] he blanked over, staggered into the ride and then just released (Mr_Scod)
* _spectre _very_ impressed with cups (^Stuii^)
(Lambie)
[^Stuii^] Ive been at it since 7.30 (Lambie)
2-LEGGED WILDEBEAST FALLS FLAT ON ARSE *UNSHOCKER* (Lambie)
[Owf] I smell (^Stuii^)
59 MINUTES TO GO (Lambie)
58 MINUTES TO GO (Lambie)
57 MINUTES TO GO (Lambie)
57 MINUTES TO GO - is this a record attempt or something!?!? (DiscoDeev)
Funny you should say that (^Stuii^)
SCHEDULED FINISHING TIME 3:59PM (NTP) (Owf)
SCHEDULED FINISHING TIME 3:58PM (Saarlax) (^Stuii^)
To what end? (DiscoDeev)
55 MINUTES TO GO (Lambie)
Speed decrease detected. Emergency thrusters engaged. (DiscoDeev)
ITS FALTERING (Lambie)
THIS WILDEBEAST HAS A FINITE LIFESPAN (^Stuii^)
aye (DiscoDeev)
WILDEBEAST GETS SECOND WIND (^Stuii^)
EMERGENCY POWER TO THRUSTERS (Lambie)
WILDEBEAST NEVA GONNA DIE (parpicus)
WILDEBEAST ASKS THE AUDIENCE (^Stuii^)
I think Im getting RSI (DiscoDeev)
You had that already (^Stuii^)
52 MINUTES TO GO (Lambie)
WILDEBEAST STOPPED DEAD IN TRACKS (^Stuii^)
WILDEBEAST JUST RESTED FOR A LITTLE CHEF (^Stuii^)
WILDEBEAST MAKING REMARKABLE RECOVERY (Lambie)
�WERE VENTING PLASMA, CAPN (DiscoDeev)
10 MINUTE MARKER REACHED, 50 MINUTES REMAINING (^Stuii^)
48 MINUTES TO GO (Lambie)
WILDEBEAST COMING IN FITS AND STARTS (^Stuii^)
RSPCA Called In To Help (Mr_Scod)
WILDEBEAST KILLS 2 INNOCENT BYSTANDERS (Lambie)
WILDEBEAST OUT OF BREATH (^Stuii^)
WILDEBEAST DEAD, ONLY 15 OUT OF TARGET 60 MINUTES ACHIEVED (^Stuii^)
WILDEBEAST MAKES MATRIX LIKE RECOVERY - NOTHING CAN STOP IT NOW (Lambie)
DEAD WILDEBEAST FLOGGED BY MICROCHIP (^Stuii^)
[Microchip] It was a good beast, while it lasted (^Stuii^)
Norris McSquirter Ridicules Latest Attempt (Lambster)
Latest wildebeast record attempt piss poor, chortles McWhirter (^Stuii^)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is OPEN. If you have a problem, why not come along. (Ricey)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is OPEN. Customers: 1 (Ricey)
ON NOW: Saarlaxs Ban-a-thon01. ON NEXT: Fascist Dictatorship Accusations (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] Ive come over a queer (Surfr)
ON NOW: Sixxies Weekly Patent Review. ON NEXT: Auntys License Hike (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I worship my pillows (Robstar)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is OPEN. Todays Lesson: implementing = and == (Ricey)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is OPEN. Type /ctcp Ricey DISCLAIMER before proceeding (^Stuii^)
[sparkE] floppy (^Woodsta^)
[Lambie] sparke i have a real floppy dick (^Woodsta^)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is CLOSED. FUCK OFF. (Ricey)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is CLOSED. FUCK OFF. UNLESS YOURE CUTE. (Ricey)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is CLOSED. FUCK OFF. UNLESS YOU HAVE A SEXY PROJECT. (Robstar)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is OPEN. CUTE CUSTOMERS WELCOME. (Ricey)
S.C.M. MUSCLE FLEXING IN PROGRESS, PLEASE STAND BACK. (^Woodsta^)
[Lambie] robstar i fear my manhood temporarily dead (Photon)
[gulp] im going to go fuck pooh (Catalyst)
COMING SOON: ^Woodsta^ performs character assassination of Jamie Oliver (^Woodsta^)
�ON NOW:� JAMIE OLIVER DEAD �ON NEXT:� JAMIE OLIVER GETS A KICKING JUST TO MAKE (Lambie)
�ON NOW:� JAMIE OLIVER DEAD �ON NEXT:� JAMIE OLIVER DRAWN & QUARTERED (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: JAMIE OLIVER DEAD ON NEXT: JAMIE OLIVER GETS A KICKING TO BE SURE (Lambie)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is CLOSING. (Ricey)
[Lambie] ill just make markyboy come (Ricey)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is CLOSED. For off-line assitance, send email (attach photo) (Ricey)
[^Woodsta^] its not so much long as fat and stubby (^Stuii^)
MAKE FOR THE HILLS, THE WOMEN ARE HERDING (^Woodsta^)
[Moggz] I do get bored, I only have 3 members (^Woodsta^)
[Saarlax] [`natty] Naked Man! (^Woodsta^)
ROBSTAR IN W-TANG CONNECTIONS ALLEGATIONS (^Woodsta^)
I meant Wu-Tang, honest. (^Woodsta^)
�On Now:� Seasoned Members Feel The Militant March Strain �On Next:� Carnage! (Lambie)
ON NOW: The Woodsta Late Show. With Woodsta. (Robstar)
�On Now�: Militant March Gears Up To Mutiny �On Next�: Stuii Reads The Logs In F (Lambster)
�On Now�: Militant March Gears Up To Mutiny �On Next�: Stuii Reads The Logs (Lambster)
SO. IT �BEGINS.� (Lambster)
[Microchip] I dont trust my erector atm (^Woodsta^)
JIMMY NAIL DEAD (^Woodsta^)
DEEV IN MANCHESTER CRIMEWAVE *SHOCKER* (Shrink)
gnomie: you must share these delicacies with us (Shrink)
ON NOW: �Lon Dyfi�: Annie plays horrid sex games with her dog/boyfriend (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] STICK THAT IN YOUR PEP AND SMACK IT (Robstar)
ON NOW: Lon Dyfi Domestic Issues ON NEXT: Bitching and Ranting (Robstar)
#aber now with 98% more clutter than the next leading channel (Robstar)
DOUGLAS HURD DEAD (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] *tanks* (^Stuii^)
* Mr_Scod prepares for outing (Lambster)
[Robstar] dave i received you (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] dave i received you [^peanut^] it wouldnt fit! (Lambster)
[Robstar] dave i received you [^peanut^] it wouldnt fit! [Fermit] its busty (Lambster)
[Fermit] its busty being me (^Stuii^)
[Lambster] i fill men (Woodstar)
WWW.Mingers.com (Hordy)
WWW.Mingers.com - Ancient history (Hordy)
the previous topic contained a url with incorrect capital letters (^Stuii^)
The capitalisation in the penultimate topic dont matter (Hordy)
the previous topic was grammatically unacceptable (^Stuii^)
There was a capitalisation error in the previous topic. (Woodstar)
No spelling or capitalisation problems in the previous topic. (Hordy)
The previous topic no verb. (^Stuii^)
Many topics suffer errors of some sort. (Woodstar)
Many topics suffer errors of some sort be they punctuation, grammar, spelling, (Hordy)
Many topics suffer errors be they punctuation, grammar, spelling or Length (Hordy)
Hordy fails to win in literary awards, #aber shocked. (Woodstar)
FIRE ALARM AT ETON (^Stuii^)
FIRE ALARM AT ETON, PRADA LAUNCH NEW COFFIN RANGE (^Stuii^)
KEITH CHEGWIN DEAD (^Stuii^)
http://www.sparse.org/~mrt/cgi-bin/t.cgi?field=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aber.org.uk%2Fto (Lambster)
KEITH CHEGWIN STILL DEAD (Lambster)
KEITH CHEGWIN TO BE BURIED IN SLOUGH (^Woodsta^)
[eltawater] he tried to knob you yet? :) [jimbob`] indeed (eltawater)
http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q247/8/04.ASP?LNG=ENG&SA=ALLKB (eltawater)
The previous topic had only been set 100 times previously (VirtStuii)
[Mr_Scod] come on deev accept it (DiscoDeev)
ON NOW: Gulps Filthathon01. ON NEXT: Scods Sordid Sex Sessions (^Stuii^)
* gulp would also take anyone [_spectre_] thats what i am hoping (Owf)
[_spectre] and though the holes were rather small, they had to count them (^Stuii^)
CAREERS FAIR PARTICIPANTS SOZZLED - DRUNKEN SHINANIGANS ON THE STEETS (Robstar)
CAREERS FAIR CD LETDOWN. I TURNED MY COMPUTER ON FOR THIS CLAIMS BITTER MENG (Ricey)
BERNIE VIRGIN CAUGHT HUNTING FOR A CAREER (Robstar)
* parpicus plays the Bone (Robstar)
[`natty] well go eat james (Robstar)
[`JimBob] yeah, me too. wanking hard now. (Ricey)
[Lambster] ricey thats rather large (`JimBob)
ON NOW: Lon Dyfi newsgroup grinding ON NEXT: Photons one man post pub promulgat (Ricey)
ON NOW: Lon Dyfi newsgroup grind ON NEXT: Photons one man post pub promulgation (Ricey)
[^Woodsta^] she squirts indeed (^Stuii^)
�On Now:� Spot Surgery, With Stuii �On Next:� Exploding Warts (Lambie)
[fraggg] aye, Ive tried pulling it off - I just ended up with a scabby face for (^Stuii^)
[fraggg] aye, Ive tried pulling it off - I just ended up with a scabby face (^Stuii^)
THATS NOTHING, I HAD MY ARSE LANCED claims vagrant (Lambie)
[^Stuii^] oi (^Woodsta^)
^Woodsta^ changes topic to [^Stuii^] oi (Lambie)
^Woodsta^ recieves cheque in post from |aka|, world in shock. (^Woodsta^)
After a day of cum, says BBC Yugoslav correspondant (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] THAT CRAZY WOMAN KEEPS F***ING ME (Mr_Scod)
The previous topic was [PLFOOMA] compliant (^Stuii^)
^Stuii^ was POOF compliant (^Woodsta^)
^Stuii^ is POOF compliant (^Woodsta^)
BOMB SCARE AT BBC BUSH HOUSE; STRAND, FLEET STREET EVACUATED (^Stuii^)
[_spectre] I know this will be hard (^Stuii^)
Ricey in incorrect experience for graduate position *shocker* (Ricey)
STOP THAT Wildebeast strikes *unshocker* (Surfr)
WILDEBEAST PAUSES FOR A REST (^Stuii^)
WILDEBEAST REFUSES TO STOP THAT (^Woodsta^)
WILDEBEAST CRITICAL - Unlikely to last much longer say doctors (DiscoDeev)
[^Woodsta^] I bloody hate cunts (DiscoDeev)
SUPERDUCKS NOSE BLOCKED BY FAGS AND CHEWING GUM, DOCTOR FINDS (^Stuii^)
RobstarDesk: 1 Million Customers Served. (Robstar)
RobstarDesk: 1 Million Customers Insulted (^Stuii^)
TED DANSON DEAD (^Stuii^)
On Now: Vagrants Handbagging Special On Next: #Aber Strikes Back (Lambie)
Aye, claims vagrant Wildebeast (^Woodsta^)
STEVIE V DEAD (^Woodsta^)
CHANNEL 5 SPONSORS ST. GEORGES DAY, ENGLAND DOOMED (^Woodsta^)
[Seraphim`] ill bung it in my space (Lambie)
[Lambie] anyone who wants it may have it (Robstar)
[Lambie] anyone who wants it may have it [Seraphim`] not tonight (Photon)
* Seraphim` feels the urgh (Robstar)
�#aber� .. The caveman channel (Catalyst)
�#aber� .. The Homey channel (Robstar)
�IT LIVES !� (Catalyst)
WILDEBEAST NUMBER 5.. IS �ALIVE� (Lambie)
START THE CLOCK (Catalyst)
ONLY 59 MINUTES TO GO! (Lambie)
58 MINUTES TO GO (Lambie)
ITS FLAILING (Lambie)
Its dead, jim. (Catalyst)
[evaski] Sera watch whos nipples you touch (Robstar)
[^Woodsta^] A MANS NIPPLES ARE EVAS CASTLE (Robstar)
[evaski] Robstar kiss Woodstars nipples (Photon)
[evaski] Robstar kiss Woodstars nipples [�not� NLA] (Photon)
MIR DEAD (VirtStuii)
MIR CRASH LANDS. HUNDREDS DEAD. (VirtStuii)
MIR CRASH LANDS. SEAGULL SLIGHTLY MIFFED. (^Woodsta^)
MIR CRASH LANDS. VAGRANT SEAGULL SLIGHTLY MIFFED. (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] at least my uncle stuffs a score in my pocket every time I do somethin (Lambie)
STILLBORN WILDEBEAST SHAMES CHANNEL (^Stuii^)
HONEST GREG DEAD (^Stuii^)
ROBSTAR CONTINUED FAILURE *UNSHOCKER* (DiscoDeev)
SEPULTURA DEAD - OH NO, ITS JUST THE END OF A TRACK (Robstar)
* gulp_ has a stable big erection [Ferret|] I need that! (Robstar)
[Lambie] it does seem a bit distorted now you mention it (^Stuii^)
[Microchip] possibly, but cash is a problem, as is getting off (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Time wasting exercises with Rob NEXT WEEK: Conclusions and reassessment (Robstar)
[Seraphim`] god that was huge (Lambster)
[Lambster] sera you complain whatever speed i go at (gnomie)
[Lambster] i go at speed (Robstar)
[Seraphim`] god that was huge [Lambster] ill try hard in future (eltawater)
[gnomie] i RAN OUT OF TIME i didnt get to finish it (Robstar)
[Robstar] gnomie by working your bollocks (Robstar)
* ^Woodsta^ is creamed (`JimBob)
* ^Woodsta^ is creamed [^Woodsta^] might do pea (Photon)
Twpsyn and Ed locked in room together *unshocker* (`JimBob)
[`JimBob] too big for me (Lambster)
/~1 = 1 (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] shes been coming for a week (Robstar)
[parpicus] fist casualty (Robstar)
ATHENS day, hooray! (SuperDuck)
CAMBRIDGE IN OAR COLLISION MALARKEY. UN-INTERESTING RACE. (^Stuii^)
* gulpit likes choosing his own carrots (^Stuii^)
* gulpit is 12 (^Stuii^)
gulp-it AAAAAHHHHHH (fraggsta)
Gulp Kick-A-Thon For Charity (Mr_Scod)
Woodsta in crap joke telling *nonshocker*. (Hordy)
[parpicus] They have excellent titS (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] They have excellent tits (^Stuii^)
ON AT 21.10: I Love 1989, with Woodstas TV Heckling, with Woodsta (^Stuii^)
ON AT 21.10: I Love 1989, with Parpicus punditting (parpicus)
ON NOW: Pointless Re-Opping. ON NEXT: Ops Begging, with Karri (^Stuii^)
* gulp-it made karri beg (^Stuii^)
Mr_Scod: You can almost smell the failure (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] IT ISNT BIG (__spectre)
Gnomie In Cruelty To Wildebeast *Horror* (spectre__)
ON NOW: Accomodation Cost Pissing Contest. ON NEXT: Fake Register News (^Stuii^`)
[^Woodsta^] deev is leet and must be sucked (Photon)
RUSSEL HARTY DEAD (^Woodsta^)
[Lambstar] right how do you blow [^Woodsta^] you need a lot of range (^Woodsta^)
MONEY ISNT EVERYTHING ROY. MONEY ISNT EVERYTHING ROY. (^Stuii^)
[Lambster] now now we dont insist on the full length (VirtStuii)
Sera in thinking she is Ricey *shocker* (Ricey)
RICEY CAN COPE WITH MOGGZ WHIPPED EGG WHITES *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] Im almost tempted to nudge you (DiscoDeev)
http://www.facelink.com/Mr-Scod (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] they dont come any more regular than me (DiscoDeev)
[Woodstar] moggz I dont think I ever had your bollogs (DiscoDeev)
[Catalyst] Far better than that last wank (VirtStuii)
[^Stuii^] I WILL FEED THEM (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] I WILL FEED YOUR FILTHY FANTASIES (Robstar)
MR_SCOD GOES BESERK (^Stuii^)
MR_SCOD GOES BESERK IN MILITANT MARCH DEATH THROES SHOCK (^Woodsta^)
�On now:� Utter Rubbish �On next� Utter Rubbish (rpt.) (sparkE)
[fraggsta] stuii, your leaking (sparkE)
[Seraphim] stuii: are u laying the mate? (Ricey)
[fraggsta] stuii, your leaking [Seraphim] stuii: are u laying the mate? (Ricey)
[Seraphim] while u were doing it (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] i tried but stuii beat me (Robstar)
[Seraphim] u can ream me now ;o) (Ricey)
�Ricey: ur becoming obese� (Catalyst)
[Woodstar] fuck me gimp (Ricey)
[Woodstar] fuck me frag gimp I miss it (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] sparke are there any other parts erect? [sparkE] please hold. (Woodstar)
MONEY ISNT EVERYTHING ROY! MONEY ISNT EVERYTHING ROY! (^Stuii^)
### Signoff: meow` (fuck the pasta) (Robstar)
�On Now:� Im �so� alone ... �On Next:� Spectre gets banned. (Catalyst)
On Now: Spectre gets banned for idling On Next: Graveyard shift (DiscoDeev)
FootnMouth now at 607. Lambie opens book on May 3rd total (^Stuii^)
�On Now:� Early Morning Bile And Bitterness �On Next:� Stuiis Tales Of Southern (Lambie)
�On Now:� Early Morning Bile And Bitterness �On Next:� Militant March Update (Lambie)
changes topic to http://www.facelink.com/Mr-Scod (292998)
ON NOW: Daily Gradwell^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hunstone Heckling (^Stuii^)
[Owf] with about 10 people caning the arse out of it (Lambie)
RARE DOUBLE HEADED WILDEBEEST SPOTTED (Owf)
WILDEBEEST REPORTEDLY RUNNING OUT OF PUFF (DiscoDeev)
* GulpDemo lets stuii look for his crack (^Stuii^)
LIBRARY PICTURES (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Infiltration of MAFF. ON NEXT: Shoot The French (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] stuii has entered the koala (DiscoDeev)
[Lambster] you clearly never got out of the habit of squeezing too hard (^Stuii^)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is CLOSED. You will kneel. (Ricey)
WILDEBEAST GASPS LAST BREATHS OF LIFE (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] woods you can bugger deep (DiscoDeev)
[Lambie] woods you can bugger my son if you coff up the postage (Ricey)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS INVALID (DiscoDeev)
BUT AMUSING (Ricey)
[Lambie] i need a butt FUCKING (DiscoDeev)
[Lambie] i need a butt FUCKING * parpicus awaits Robstars thing (DiscoDeev)
MILITANT MARCH IN FINAL DEATH-THROES (^Woodsta^)
RiceyDesk is OPEN. In may be some time (Ricey)
�On Now:� The Robstar And Ricey Comedy Show �On Next:� Petty Handbagging (Lambie)
ON NOW: Eastenders Remix ON NEXT: (rpt) (Robstar)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is OPEN. The MSc Rollercoaster Continues. (Ricey)
PRESENTER OF THE BBC MICRO PROGRAMME ON THE BEEB DEAD (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] Its Russel Grunt (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] anything else is jusy wussy (^Woodsta^)
On Now: NOCTURNAL CAPS Next: Silence (rpt) (DiscoDeev)
On Now: NOCTURNAL CAPS Next: Saarlaxs Limit Set Extravaganza (rpt) (DiscoDeev)
[JimBob] ready to bugger me goat (Photon)
[sparkE] Stuii : i have been only really fucking my old box (^Stuii^)
DAVID BRAINE DEAD (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] I should like to come out as an �ass�exual (^Stuii^)
SCOD SELLS FAMILY INTO SEXUAL SLAVERY. SPECTRE GETS PIGGY BANK OUT. (^Stuii^)
(^Woodsta^)
(^Woodsta^)
WOODSTA IN MASSIVE TOPIC FAILURE *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
RAILTRACK SELLS TRAIN CRASH FRANCHISE TO THE BELGIANS (^Stuii^)
On Now: Woodsta burbles happily to self On Next: Saarlax sets mode (sparkE)
FOR GREAT JUSTICE (^Stuii^)
#aber: Backing a Tory government for May 3rd (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Panorama: Lambie examines a 2050s political world. With Lambie (^Stuii^)
�http://www.facelink.com/robstar/� (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] somthing in there doesnt like my hardware obviously (^Stuii^)
SPARKE BUYS HAIR NETS AND DOG FOOD (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Slimmers Review, with Lambie and Superduck. ON NEXT: Kebabs (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] deev i feel your pain (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] woods = top (DiscoDeev)
[^Woodsta^] I LIKE MEN (sparkE)
NORMAN WISDOM DEAD (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] Ill being hosted under your stairs Stuii (sparkE)
[DiscoDeev] Ill be under your stairs Stuii (sparkE)
[DiscoDeev] I be under you Stuii (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] ILOVECLITS (Lambie)
Stuii in big huff *unshocker* (DiscoDeev)
[Lambie] firm? (fraggsta)
On Now: Woodsta and Fraggstas News Hour Next: Random Kicks (rpt) (DiscoDeev)
�On Now:� Mourning for Scod �On In 1:� When �Good Scripts� go �Bad� (Catalyst)
SOME GIRLS MOTHERS ARE BIGGER THAN OTHER GIRLS MOTHERS, CLAIMS MORRISEY (^Stuii^)
NO-ONE IN DALNET #ABER DISCOVERS M_CAINE IN RANDOM SAMPLE SHOCK (^Stuii^)
STUIIS WILDEBEAST INVASION FORCE MASSES ON THE BORDERS OF #BLIGHTY (^Woodsta^)
GET YER WILDEBEATST OUT FOR WOODSTAS MUM (^Woodsta^)
BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL (^Stuii^)
I HAVE THE POWWWEERRRRRRRRRR (DiscoDeev)
^Stuii^ claimes bottom man (^Woodsta^)
^Stuii^ claims bottom man (^Woodsta^)
* ^Stuii^ entices discodeev (DiscoDeev)
* ^Stuii^ entices discodeev [DiscoDeev] You gonna give me one Stuii? (^Stuii^)
The Saarlax Breakfast Show With Richard And Judy (Mr_Scod)
The previous topic needlessly mentioned Richard And Judy (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] For some reason, i have volunteered to do an extra shit on friday nigh (^Stuii^)
The previous topic contained a length fuckup and was annoying Woodsta. (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] Woods heh didnt stop us pulling it (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] I hate groin stains [Mr_Scod] *rub* (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] I hate groin stains [Mr_Scod] *rub* (Surfr)
[Mr_Scod] I hate groin stains [Mr_Scod] *rub* (Surfr)
* gulpDEMO fingers * DiscoDeev grins (Owf)
[DiscoDeev] Please supply life (^Woodsta^)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS UNACCEPTABLE (DiscoDeev)
[DiscoDeev] SCOD SHARE YOUR TIGHT CUNT (^Stuii^)
Previous topic was an NLA VIOLATION (DiscoDeev)
SCOTTISH FAST FOOD WORKER IN TIGHT FISTED GIT MALARKEY SHOCKER (^Woodsta^)
[_spectre] i am 17, it is more than what most 17yr olds get (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] Im going to whack it (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] Im going to whack it * Lambie takes a big one (^Stuii^)
^Stuii^ IS SERIOUS (^Woodsta^)
^Stuii^ IS SERIOUS, and NOT JOKING (^Woodsta^)
#aber fucks off to the pub cos its a nice day and sixxie said so (Surfr)
^Stuii^ IS SERIOUS, and NOT JOKING. �YOURE ALLGOING TO DIE� (^Stuii^)
[Owf] to be honest i dont mind paying for it (Lambie)
[^Stuii^] dammit Ive got ants (DiscoDeev)
[^Stuii^] yeah but I rarely get infested with crabs crawling all over (^Woodsta^)
[DiscoDeev] beat me you tit (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] yeah but I rarely get infested with crabs crawling all over (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] suckmyballs [Owf] woodsta aye (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] suckmyballs [Owf] woodsta aye I occasionally play in the car (^Woodsta^)
[Lambie] man stimulation (DiscoDeev)
[^Stuii^] Im Tony (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] will everyone come on me (DiscoDeev)
* Owf could conceive a cleaner (DiscoDeev)
[^Woodsta^] will everyone come on me (DiscoDeev)
[^Stuii^] dicks I suppose (sparkE)
IMPLAUSIBLY SHORT WILDEBEAST TERMINATED AT BIRTH (^Stuii^)
WOODSTA AND LAMBIE GETS JOBS IN SAME 24 HOURS *CONSPIRACY* (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] i want to be a janitor (DiscoDeev)
[^Woodsta^] I SHOULD BE FORCED TO HAVE A PA (sparkE)
[^Woodsta^] Ill be a chick (DiscoDeev)
[^Woodsta^] good heavens thats a big one (DiscoDeev)
[Ferret] I have gained a butt favorite (sparkE)
[^Stuii^] my cock is huge (DiscoDeev)
[^Stuii^] my cock is huge, its *visually* larger, no measurement was needed (Mr_Scod)
[^Stuii^] ten (sparkE)
[sparkE] i am cut (DiscoDeev)
[^Woodsta^] fuck my ringpiece (sparkE)
#aber Dictionary experiences surge in new entries, world markets plummet (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] CHICKEN FUCK NOW (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: New Sci-fi The people living in my colon. Part 1 - Gaseous Buildups (Robstar)
ON NOW: Woodsta pissed. ON NEXT: [nick] has kicked Woodsta. (^Woodsta^)
[DiscoDeev] whatever pulls your pud [^Woodsta^] mum will be pulling it (Photon)
[^Woodsta^] I shall require a quick slurp every now and then (^Stuii^)
LONGMOOR FACES �19,000 ISDN BILL FOR PORN EMPIRE. BORTH SHOCKED. (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] twps suck it and see * Lambie gives stuiis a thorough examination (Mr_Scod)
PRINCESS MADGE IN STROKE INCIDENT (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] i shall look forward to receiving it (sparkE)
[Lambie] i shall look forward to receiving it [DiscoDeev] Im going to SCREAM (^Stuii^)
SCOD IN HIGHER EARNINGS THAN LAMBIE TRAVERSTY (^Woodsta^)
SCOD IN HIGHER EARNINGS THAN LAMBIE TRAVESTY (^Woodsta^)
KEITH VAZ COLLAPSES ON TELLY *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
Mr_Scod: IM QUEERISH (parpicus)
OWF LUVS ANNE WODDECOME (Lambie)
[Moggz] lambie broke my bra the last time he wore it, but luckily he didnt nick (^Stuii^)
I THINK WE ALL NEED TO REMIND OURSELVES WHOS THE FUTURE WORLD LEADER HERE (^Stuii^)
�EVERYTHING YOUVE EVER DONE HAS BEEN STUPID AND SHITTY� (Lambie)
[Lambster] YOU TELL IT GAGGL (^Woodsta^)
[Lambster] YOU TELL IT GAGGLE (^Woodsta^)
Just fucking stupid mindless words coming out of your arse all fucking day. (^Woodsta^)
Come on, were all fucking twats. (^Woodsta^)
[Photon] plus you can get the thickness right (^Stuii^)
[sparkE] i like melons (^Stuii^)
[sparkE] i like gay melons (^Woodsta^)
* jimbob1 comes (sparkE)
[fraggsta] we clearly get shafted here (sparkE)
USA SAYS FUCK CO2 EMISSIONS, WERE HAVING AN ECONIMIC SLOWDOWN *unshocker* (^Woodsta^)
USA SAYS FUCK CO2 EMISSIONS, WERE HAVING AN ECONOMIC SLOWDOWN *unshocker* (^Woodsta^)
h4w h4w! I 0wn 4ll j00r b0X0rz!! j00 c4n suX0rz my c0ckz!!! llolololol (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] a room of macs *rupture* (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] Rew has been whipping me (^Stuii^)
Fermit arranges puberty (^Woodsta^)
PRINCESS MARGES STROKE LINKED TO FOOTNMOUTH SPREAD *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
THE SERVER IS DOWN AND THE INTERNET IS BROKEN (^Stuii^)
SERVER DOWN. SURFR KERNEL UPGRADE SUSPECTED (Owf)
h4w h4w! I 0wn 4ll j00r b0X0rz!! j00 c4n suX0rz my c0ckz!!! llolololol (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I told them when they put it in [^Stuii^] I moan if you do it right (Photon)
[^Stuii^] I told them when they put it in [^Stuii^] I moan if you do it right (Photon)
Lambster geezers his old mans wank (^Woodsta^)
in let the witfest begin (widgery)
[#aber in let the witfest begin] (widgery)
http://www.stuii.co.uk/photos/shower.php?pic=misc%2Fsainsburyscunt1.jpg (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] cunt fuck (^Woodsta^)
PUFF DADDY DEAD (^Stuii^)
[widget] I havent even used it (fraggsta)
[DiscoDeev] Im too pissed to wipe (Mr_Scod)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS UNACCEPTABLE (DiscoDeev)
*** Mr_Scod has quit IRC (Deev! Deev! Deev! Stop Creaming!) (DiscoDeev)
NOW: Saarlax has changed the mode in #aber to +l 15 NEXT: [rpt.] (^Woodsta^)
NOW: Saarlax has changed the mode in #aber to +l 13 NEXT: [rpt.] (DiscoDeev)
NOW: Saarlax has changed the mode in #aber to +l 12 NEXT: [rpt.] (DiscoDeev)
Behold! The Wildebeest Awakes! (Lambie)
Behold! The Wildebeest Awakes!.. and goes back to bed (Lambie)
[�S N W O�] (^Stuii^)
[�S N W O�] smells (^Woodsta^)
[_spectre] I REQUIRE A 20-21 (DiscoDeev)
[_spectre] I REQUIRE A 20-21 [_spectre] THE ONE I HAVE AT PRESENT IS UNNACCEPT (Mr_Scod)
[_spectre] I REQUIRE A 20-21 THE ONE I HAVE AT PRESENT IS UNNACCEPTABLE (Mr_Scod)
[^Woodsta^] Ive just had scod (Photon)
#Aber Is Currently Being Nice. Normal Service Will Be Resumed Shortly. (Lambie)
[parpicus] guilty on all cunts, and possibly many more (^Woodsta^)
#aber: Abiding by the terms of the Geneva Convention for 7 years... (^Woodsta^)
#On Now:� Thinly Veiled Filth �On Next:� All The Bits We Couldnt Show Earlier� (Lambie)
�#On Now:� Thinly Veiled Filth �On Next:� All The Bits We Couldnt Show Earlier�� (Lambie)
#aber: Abiding by the terms of the Geneva Convention for 7 years... (^Woodsta^)
WOW! 07946062061!! CALL NOW!!! (Ricey)
INTERNET FOUND TO BE 70% WATER (^Stuii^)
LAMBIE FLASHES HIS FIRMWARE *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
LAMBIE FLASHES HIS FIRMWARE *SHOCKER* * eltawater rummages (^Stuii^)
[_spectre] Id like to take this opportunity to remind all of you that I am _NOT (gulp)
[_spectre] Id like to take this opportunity to remind all of you that I am NOT (gulp)
[_spectre] I am _NOT_ big and _NOT_ clever (gulp)
[Lambie] i must deposit (fraggsta)
[Lambie] i must deposit hardware into markyboy (fraggsta)
[Mr_Scod] my fat is luvely (Robstar)
Mr Scod Falls For April Fools Joke, #Aber Ridicule Levels Rise To Epic Proportio (Lambie)
Mr Scod Falls For April Fools Joke,#Aber Ridicule Levels Hit New Heights (Lambie)
DANE BOWERS DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Moggz] Quick break then back to it (^Stuii^)
[Microchip] Lambie: shouldnt take you more than... hmm, 2 minutes? (^Stuii^)
BELLYS GONNA GET YOU (^Woodsta^)
I AM THE CAPTAIN (^Stuii^)
WE GET SIGNAL (^Stuii^)
SOMEONE SET US UP THE WILDEBEAST (^Stuii^)
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO WILDEBEAST (^Woodsta^)
MAIN WILDEBEAST TURN ON (Photon)
WILDEBEAST: HA HA HA HA HA (^Woodsta^)
WILDEBEEST: HA HA HA HA HA (Robstar)
ON NOW: MENG HOUR (Robstar)
�BEHOLD� ... another dreary day in Wales. (Catalyst)
�My girlfriend says ... Id be better off dead� (Catalyst)
�ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO DAL.NET� THIS CHANNEL HAS SURRENDERED. (Catalyst)
�[Mr_Scod] Id do spectre tho� (Catalyst)
�[Mr_Scod] Id do spectre in class. hes used to it (Catalyst)
[Mr_Scod] spectre is what you call totty [Mr_Scod] im going to have him (Photon)
[_spectre] research for more oral (Mr_Scod)
[parpicus] I WILL ENTER YOUR SLOT WITHIN 48 HOURS [_spectre] I AWAIT ITS ARRIVAL (Photon)
Mr_Scod: I am holding your penis (parpicus)
ELECTION ON JUNE 7TH (^Stuii^)
ELECTION ON JUNE 7TH Blair: Right, Im going to take one more... (DiscoDeev)
[Owf] im qualified to teach swimming at cub level (Ricey)
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM, I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM, DECLARE VENGABOYS (^Stuii^)
Population Of Slough Culled To Prevent Foot In Mouth Disease *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
MR_SCOD SHAVES HIS BUSH. SCOTLAND HORRIFIED. (^Stuii^)
[Photon] SuperDick: tell the lad suck (Ricey)
WAREZ MP3Z PRON MORE WAREZ MORE MP3Z MORE PRON SERIALZ CRACKZ CODEZ (^Stuii^)
KEITH VAZ TOLD TO REST FOR 8 WEEKS (UNTIL ELECTION) *CYNICALSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
#ABER IN NO REAL WORDS TODAY *UNSHOCKER* (`^Stuii^`)
* sixxie cums [sixxie] *I* AM THE ONE THAT KNOWS HOW LARGE I WANT YOU TO BE (Mr_Scod)
* Surfr fails to get head (`^Stuii^`)
ON NOW: Spectres Musical Law. ON NEXT: Spectre Gets Banned (`^Stuii^`)
* Mr_Scod bisects micro (eltawater)
* Mr_Scod bisects micro * Lambie impales anne widdecome (DiscoDeev)
KER-CHING (Robstar)
Ferret would require some fiddlingt :D (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: VCD Film 2001 ON NEXT: MP3 top40 (gulp)
ON NOW: Stuii The Angry Consumer (18). ON NEXT: The Flumps (15) (`^Stuii^`)
[Lambie] woods provide a dress (JimBob)
[Lambie] woods provide a dress [^Woodsta^] indeed (JimBob)
[fraggsta] the ring must survive (`^Stuii^`)
�Give it up for the Horadrim� (Catalyst)
�Who let the Barbarians out ? Who ?? Who ??� (Catalyst)
�Photon And Catalyst - #Abers Answer To Morcambe And Wise (Mr_Scod)
Im sorry but Morecambe and Wise were not funny and never were. (^Stuii^)
�STUII BOWS BEFORE MORCAMBE AND WISE� (Catalyst)
* sixxie likes harry hill up me crack (Photon)
ON NOW: Mr_Scods Expanding Pimp Ring. ON NEXT: Mr_Scod Goes To Prison (^Stuii^)
[Steph] i have oral this afternoon (Mr_Scod)
[Steph] i have oral this afternoon [Steph] let me help (^Stuii^)
THE HORNS OF JERICHO (^Stuii^)
GINA G DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] CAN YOU RUB MY ARSE (DiscoDeev)
�Bush To Declare War On China *Unshocker* (Mr_Scod)
[_spectre]I am impressed by your mature handling (gulp)
[_spectre] I AM MESSED BY YOUR MATING (Photon)
All new �#aber�. Now with new improved �RANT� ingredient. (Catalyst)
[_spectre] ^Stuii^ - it is probably smaller than mine (^Stuii^)
Are you an �experienced network administrator�? Chances are that you �are (Robstar)
* ^Stuii^ has a shell suit (Robstar)
The previous topic was completely implausible (^Stuii^)
* ^Stuii^ has a shell suit (Robstar)
* Surfr shakes his fist (^Stuii^)
* ^Stuii^ has a shell suit (Robstar)
C&C MUSIC FACTORY DEAD (^Stuii^)
HELLER AND FARLEY DEAD (^Stuii^)
CHINA LAUNCHES NUCLEAR MISSILE AT SAN FRANCISCO (^Stuii^)
* ^Stuii^ has a shell suit (Robstar)
PLEASE DO NOT TAUNT THE EVIL SUPER GENIUS (Lambie)
specFood, Moggz and fraggsta leave at the same time *shocker* (Robstar)
[Lambie] bung us when you get it (Robstar)
:[81 ltsn+] [41] reba# (DiscoDeev)
:[71 ltsn+] [41] reba# (DiscoDeev)
The previous topic was confusing. (^Stuii^)
C J BOLLAND DEAD (^Stuii^)
PRESIDENT PUTIN ALIVE (^Stuii^)
[gulp in problem finishing *unshocker*] (widget)
[gulp in problem finishing off *unshocker*] (widget)
YOU CAN PUT YOUR FAITH IN ME, IVE HAD A VASECTOMY, INSIST BROS (^Stuii^)
ADSL HITS ABER *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
BREAK IN NEXT DOOR TO STUIIS GAFF *SHOCKER* (VirtStuii)
[WoodWork] HARDER [WoodWork] SLAM HARDER [WoodWork] GO ON (`^Stuii^)
TASHA YAR LESBIAN SAYS TROI (`^Stuii^)
TROI MINGHIN REBUKES YAR (Robstart)
TROI MINGHIN REBUKES YAR, PICARD HORRFIED; P0RKS CRUSHER (`^Stuii^)
PICARD HORRIFIED; P0RKS CRUSHER. PICARD SATED; CRUSHER SAGGY OLD FLANGE (Robstart)
RIKER SQUIRTS HARPIC POWERFOAM UP WORFS ARSE, PICARD AROUSED (`^Stuii^)
DATA MORE HUMAN AFTER PINEAPPLE INSERTION SESSION WITH GEORDI; PICARD SAYS MAKE (Robstart)
DATA RELUCTANT ABOUT MELON INSERTION; PICARD SAYS ENGAGE (Robstart)
ON NOW: Lon Dyfi Network Card Roulette (Robstart)
[Sange] it was rather sloppy when we ate it (fraggsta)
ON NOW: Aggressively Confrontational Mass Storage Debate ON NEXT: Bitching (Ricey)
Evaski and |aka| join at same time, eyelids raised (^Woodsta^)
4 Lords of Rah! Congregate, Small Rift In Space/Time Continuum Erupts (Lambie)
GIRAFFE WATERSPORTS HORROR ON SKY (`^Stuii^)
WHATS THE MEANING, WHATS THE MEANING OF LIFE? QUIZZES SOUL II SOUL (`^Stuii^)
Mr_Scod Found To Be Offensive Argumentative Scottsh Person. Noone Shocked. (Lambie)
BOILED DOG CAN DO MATHS CLAIMS EXPERIMENTATIONALIST (^Stuii^)
PHIL MITCHELL GUNMAN REVEALED TONIGHT (^Stuii^)
[Microchip] Mine went off yesterday, for no apparent reason. (Photon)
[Mr_Scod] i know i like the milkman [Mr_Scod] and the paperboy etc etc (Photon)
[Mr_Scod] WHAT CAN YOU DO [DiscoDeev] Oh just you wait (sparkE)
Apr 1 19:40:41 scorpio tcplog: telnet request from oh.sod.it (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] I dont even like cum (WoodWork)
[^Stuii^] Chris just tried to get in the back door (WoodWork)
ON NOW: Daily Gradwell Bashing. ON NEXT: Rage (^Stuii^)
ETON MOTHER/SON SUICIDE PACT *HORROR* *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
�Its official. Life fucking sucks.� (Catalyst)
STOP: INACCESSIBLE_RICEY_RAGE (^Stuii^)
�Lon Dyfi - You are now listening to Campag Velocet - Only Answers Delay Our Tim (Catalyst)
KENNY DOPE DEAD (^Stuii^)
[SurfWork] any Dongs ? (Photon)
ON NOW: Woodsta Data Protection Act Violation Session. With Woodta. (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Woodstas Data Protection Act Violation Session. With Woodsta. (^Stuii^)
[Dyn] I see stuii is still behaving like a tosser (`^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] WELL GET IT OUT THEN (`^Stuii^)
[SurfWork] youve been letting me off for years (`^Stuii^)
[Owf] 6) I have an MCSE (Mr_Scod)
[Mr_Scod] I have no GCSE (Owf)
[Owf] 6) I have an MCSE (Mr_Scod)
* Mr_Scod strokes (`^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] My skinheads are well behind me (`^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] My skinheads are well behind me * Microchip eats a mouthful (Mr_Scod)
�On Now:� Enraged Customer �On Next:� Cheap Repairs, Starring Frag As Kenny Ever (Lambie)
�On Now:� Enraged Customer �On Next:� Cheap Repairs, With Kenny Everrett (Lambie)
�ON NOW�: �Phil, The Mystery Explained�. With Poirot. (`^Stuii^)
�ON NOW:� Aberenders, Who Shot ^Stuii^. With Peanut As Gaby Roslin (Mr_Scod)
�ON NOW:� Aberenders, Who Shot Stuii? Suspects: Dyn, Zok and Homey (`^Stuii^)
UPSTART IN THE RAH! RANKS (Robstar)
�You crap under there and Ill kill you.� (Catalyst)
[fraggsta] Id fuck Owf.. (Mr_Scod)
�[Mr_Scod] Id fuck fraggsta (Catalyst)
confusion reigns over #aber. cities burn, anarchy starts (fraggsta)
confusion reigns over #aber. cities burn, anarchy as usual (Robstar)
[Saarlax] I require suction (Robstar)
[Mr_Scod] ive been on baileys all night (widget)
[Mr_Scod] ive been on baileys all nightwhat does john think of this? (widget)
the last topic was a widget failure [TM] (gulp)
the last topic was a repeated widget failure [TM] (Mr_Scod)
* Lambie vigerously rams cotton buds up his aural passage [peanut] *cheer* (Mr_Scod)
* Lambie rams cotton buds up his aural passage [pea] it glows in the dark (^Stuii^)
THE FINAL DAYS OF MR_SCOD ARE UPON US. PREPARE PARTY POPPERS. (^Stuii^)
THATS WHEN I GET �UPSHET�. DONT START THAT LARK AGAIN. ROY! (^Stuii^)
Ewwwwwwwwwwww (Mr_Scod)
�The previous topic has been removed for cleaning� (Catalyst)
WERE LOOKING FOR ROY (^Stuii^)
[WoodWork] that reminds me, I must lay pup (^Stuii^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/archive.php#27 (^Stuii^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/ gains respect outside of #aber *shocker* (SurfWork)
[^Stuii^] BaddTaz youll like what youre given (DiscoDeev)
[^Stuii^] woodsta you just wait until you try my sofa (DiscoDeev)
GOOGLE DEAD (Robstar)
PLEASE DONT GO, BEG KWS (^Stuii^)
GOOGLE DEAD (Robstar)
ROBSTAR DEAD (^Stuii^)
MICHAEL BUNGALOW DEAD (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] ive got the bacon, but its the wrong shape (Robstar)
ON NOW: SNWO Policy Speeches. ON NEXT: SNWO DonationAThon01 (^Stuii^)
MONEY ISNT EVERYTHING ROY! (^Stuii^)
MONEY ISNT EVERYTHING ROY! DONT START THAT LARK AGAIN. �OI!� (^Stuii^)
http://www.kpdq.com/willandgrace.html (parpicus)
ON NOW: URL Review. ON NEXT: Sixxie Grins (VirtStuii)
[Twpsyn] did you get it the other way around? (VirtStuii)
THE COUNTDOWN TO WOODSTA: 90 MINUTES (^Stuii^)
ON NOW : Lambie in predictive sense *shocker* - ON NEXT : Lambie sees dead peo (eltawater)
ON NOW : Lambie in predictive sense ON NEXT : Lambie sees dead people (eltawater)
OSFA DEAD (Photon)
THE ARRIVAL OF WOODSTA: 20 MINUTES �AND COUNTING� (^Stuii^)
THE FAILURE OF WOODSTA, A 28 PART SERIES (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: HAlf Hearted Promulgation ON NEXT: Traditional Blithering (Ricey)
[SuperDuck] i want cunnilingus (Photon)
ON NOW: �Lon Dyfi�: The gang trade fake insults, with hilarious consequences! (^Stuii^)
�On Now:� The Lon Dyfi gang decide to drink as much gin as they can (Catalyst)
ON NOW: Lon Dyfi network crisis worsens (Robstar)
[JimBob] take them round the back (Robstar)
[^peanut^] mars bars make mine sore (Robstar)
[^peanut^] i need a lion [^peanut^] mars bars make mine sore (Photon)
[^peanut^] mars bars make mine sore * ^peanut^ has sensitive teet (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] wahey - only a hor to go (Robstar)
[Photon] SD whos doing you Saturday after Easter then? (^Stuii^)
[Photon] SD whos doing you after Easter? [SuperDuck] I dont care (Catalyst)
[Robstar] stuii a late entry but appreciated never the less (^Stuii^)
[^peanut^] this tit is hard! (^Stuii^)
[^peanut^] free tights for a month [JimBob] where? (Lambie)
you dont want to know - honestly (SuperDuck)
[pea] i bet boiling wee is vile [JimBob] it tastes really nice when youre cold (SuperDuck)
JANEWAY HAIR FURY, APPOINTS TUVUC NEW STYLIST (^Stuii^)
h4w h4w 3y3 0wn @ll j00r b0][0rz!! 1 c@n h4][0r N cr4][0r 4 r33l!! (^Stuii^)
WARs never been so much fun... (^Woodsta^)
wee and soft poo (sparkE)
blah (Saarlax)
[^peanut^] OOOOOOOO (Lambie)
[Twpsyn] well I looked at it, and it was bright green (Lambie)
[fraggsta] THERE WAS A SECOND COMING (eltawater)
[Mr_Scod] Give me it thursday (^Stuii^)
ONCE IN ROYAL ST. DAVIDS CITY STOOD A LONEY CATTLE SHED CLAIMS HYMN (^Stuii^)
LTJ BUKEM DEAD (^Stuii^)
�On Now:� Professional Handbagging And Hair Pulling, With Wetfish And Photon (Lambie)
PHILEAS FOG DEAD (VirtStuii)
[Lambie] im performing very wel (VirtStuii)
DICK CHEYNEY DEAD (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] er well had a bender last night so feeling rather tender (^Stuii^)
[spectre] now we know how many holes i fill (^Stuii^)
There is no news this morning (^Stuii^)
woodwork has no reason claims Woodsta (^Stuii^)
woodwork has no reason claims Woodsta, carpentry trade outraged. (^Stuii^)
Madge Bishop DEAD (Woodstar)
[Woodstar] touch my pole (sparkE)
[spectre] ^Stuii^ - ill not be cutting them off just to get a job, oh no. (^Stuii^)
IN AD 2101 WAR WAS BEGINNING (^Stuii^)
[spectre] how big? (^Stuii^)
[spectre] how big? [spectre] im almost there :) (^Stuii^)
[spectre] how big? [spectre] im almost there :) [^Woodsta^] come come stuii (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Imminent Kernel Version Pissing Contest. ON NEXT: Aforementioned Pissing (^Stuii^)
http://imgs.xinhuanet.com/ad/home/plant.gif (^Stuii^)
http://imgs.xinhuanet.com/logo/news/plant/cover_02.gif (^Stuii^)
If you want a crunchie wheatie eatie, �fuck off. (^Woodsta^)
RTFM. �FUCK OFF�. DEAL. (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] I need a new box (DiscoDeev)
#aber is today sponsored by the Army. Join today! (^Stuii^)
�gulp - Its all over before its even begun�. Allegedly. (Catalyst)
�-Ricey- my script thinks youre lame� (Catalyst)
[Ferret] Er... I need a helmet really. (^Woodsta^)
[Ferret] Er... I need a helmet really. [Ferret] I have a nice pair myself (Lambie)
[^Woodsta^] *rapid hand movements* (fraggsta)
[^Woodsta^] sure it wasnt mr_scod? [fraggsta] exhaust smells of chips (^Woodsta^)
[_spectre] there was no useful stuff coming out of my port (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] behold my fat (^Woodsta^)
http://www.tv4.se/lattjo/kojan/bilbanan.asp (warning needs shockwave) (eltawater)
[Ricey] FUDGE ME UP (gnomie)
WILLIAM ORBIT DEAD (^Stuii^)
�WAR (^Woodsta^)
IN AD 2001 WAS WAS BEGINNING. CHINA SET �US� UP THE BOMB. (^Stuii^)
IN AD 2001 WAR WAS BEGINNING. CHINA SET �US� UP THE BOMB. (^Stuii^)
[SurfWork] eating cunt too (^Stuii^)
* Fermit watches two builders screw an air conditioning unit (Mr_Scod)
* Fermit watches two builders scre (^Stuii^)
* Fermit watches two builders screw (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Interest Level Pissing Contest ON NEXT: Spectre Kicked (Owf)
[gnomie] i like to suck kiwis (sixxie)
ON NOW: Sixxie Re-lives Past Lives ON NEXT: Spectre Kicked (Mr_Scod)
ON NOW: Sixxie Re-lives Past Lifes ON NEXT: Spectre Kicked (Mr_Scod)
ON NOW: Sixxie Re-lives Past Lives ON NEXT: Spectre Kicked (Mr_Scod)
ON NOW: Mr_Scod Failurefies Topics. ON NEXT: Spectre Kicked (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Stuiispell bugs ironed out in realtime. ON NEXT: spectre kicked (sixxie)
[^Stuii^] SOON I WILL RIDE THE WORLD (Mr_Scod)
The previous topic was not NLA compliant (^Stuii^)
[SurfWork] that is fucking huge (DiscoDeev)
[SurfWork] I want stuii (DiscoDeev)
Linux for the 1337 (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Unix Version Pissing Contest. ON NEXT: Finite Age Restrictions (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I had no hand in that (^Woodsta^)
* DiscoDeev slams a man (^Stuii^)
* DiscoDeev slams a man [sparkE] ill even throw in the Chicken (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] my bloody arse [Surfr] I really shouldnt have stabbed it with a screwdri (Photon)
[Surfr] my bloody arse I really shouldnt have stabbed it with a screwdriver (Photon)
YOINK (Ricey)
SILENCE (Woodstar)
�Easynet fucked [�unshocker�] (Catalyst)
�Happy Deathday to you ... � (Catalyst)
* Woodstar ponders what to do with his long end (^Stuii^)
* Woodstar ponders what to do with his long end [DiscoDeev] How big? (^Stuii^)
Surfr Blind - all tests confirm (Surfr)
EASYNET UNDEAD (VirtStuii)
[^Woodsta^] its like treacle here (Photon)
JUSTICE (^Stuii^)
* Lambie eyes up a rather promising knob (^Stuii^)
HARRY SECOMBE DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (Lambie)
Windows 2000 in You call that a CD-ROM drive? *failureunshocker* (Ricey)
�On Now, The Moment Youve All Been Waiting For:� Riceyrant Extravaganza (Lambie)
[Photon] I must RAM more boy (Lambie)
NLA �FAILURE (DiscoDeev)
Today #aber is sponsored by Orange: The Futures Bitter, The Futures #Aber (^Stuii^)
WOODSTA ALERT (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] Im close though (^Stuii^)
* DiscoDeev admires Stuiis eggs (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Beards. ON NEXT: Other Man Things. ON AFTER: Cynch (^Stuii^)
AND HOW CAN THIS BE? FOR HE �IS� THE QUIZATS HADDARACK! (^Stuii^)
MADGE DEAD (sparkE)
MADGE DEAD. PERMANENT LARYNGITIS BECAME TERMINAL/ (^Stuii^)
MADGE DEAD. PERMANENT LARYNGITIS BECAME TERMINAL (^Stuii^)
Who are you and where are my men? -- Janeway (^Stuii^)
EVERYTHING IS �FUCKING BORING� AROUND HERE (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] I desperately need more box (^Stuii^)
http://www.3dfx.com/ DEAD *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
STUIIS TOASTER R00T3D. USUAL SUSPECTS ROUNDED UP AND SHOT. (Lambie)
#BLIGHTY MATES WITH #ABER, WHERE WILL THE HORROR END (^Woodsta^)
GULP REQUIRES TO PERFORM MUNDANE REAL LIFE ACTION, INTERNET HALTED (Lambie)
GULP PERFORMS MUNDANE REAL LIFE ACTION, INTERNET SHUDDERS TO A HALT (Lambie)
[gulp_] girls complain about my cock (Owf)
�On Now:� Cat. Hes durnc, yuo knw. �Later:� /quit * (Catalyst)
�FUCK YOU ... AND YOU LAW� (Catalyst)
�ALL YOUR FLAG, YOUR FLAG, YOUR FLAG .. ALL YOUR FLAG ARE BELONG TO UZ.� (Catalyst)
http://www.infoshop.org/octo/mayday_monopoly.html (^Stuii^)
[Ferret] I has to be taken next (Lambie)
[gulpit] ring me would ya (^Woodsta^)
^Woodsta^ follows through a camel (gulpit)
You dont want your husband to spend �all� his time in the garden. (^Stuii^)
��BEHOLD�� (^Stuii^)
�THERES NOTHING TO SEE HERE. NOTHING TO SEE. MOVE ALONG.� (Lambie)
�WARNING:� NEW IDLING RULES IN FORCE FROM TONIGHT. See website. (^Stuii^)
purple dreams softly impinging on my defenselessness (Ricey)
[^Woodsta^] do me ricey (Owf)
[^Woodsta^] do me ricey [Ricey] woods hold still (eltawater)
*brace* (^Woodsta^)
#Aber Catches Up With 2 Days Of Missed Bitterness *Shocker* (Lambie)
�SQUEAL, BITCH, SQUEAL.� (Catalyst)
�SQUEAL, BITCH, SQUEAL.� [_spectre] here it comes (^Stuii^)
�On Now:� Woodstas Dire MP3 Festival, with Woodsta, sponsored by ^Stuii^ (Woodstar)
MUTINAH, MR CHRISTIAN (Woodstar)
[^Stuii^] double gang (eltawater)
JOEY RAMONE DEAD (parpicus)
dYN THINKS THIS SORT OF CHANNEL IS IMMATURE (^Woodsta^)
DYN THINKS THIS SORT OF CHANNEL IS IMMATURE (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Radio One Exam Slam 0800 110 100 ON NEXT: bugger. thats for GCSEs (gulpme)
STUII RUMOURED TO BE GODZILLA, #ABER RESIDENTS MAN THE BUNKERS (Lambie)
�SECOND WAVE ... DIIIIIIIIIVVEEEEE� (Catalyst)
BERRI DEMANDS TO SEE SUNSHINE AFTER RAIN, ROBINSON RAISES EYEBROW (^Stuii^)
#ABER POPULATION AT ALL TIME LOW AFTER IDLE CLIENT CULL (^Woodsta^)
WoodstaDesk �OPEN�. Customers:�2� Satisfied Customers:�2� (^Woodsta^)
SPECTRE TAKES OVER #YSTWYTH, IRC COMMUNITY SHOCKED (`^Stuii^)
WoodstaDesk �OPEN�. Customers:�3� Satisfied Customers:�2� (^Woodsta^)
WoodstaDesk �OPEN�. Customers:�4� Satisfied Customers:�2� (^Woodsta^)
WoodstaDesk �OPEN�. Customers:�5� Satisfied Customers:�3� (^Woodsta^)
WoodstaDesk �OPEN�. Customers:�6� Satisfied Customers:�4� (^Woodsta^)
WoodstaDesk �OPEN�. Customers:�7� Satisfied Customers:�4� (^Woodsta^)
BT BOSSES TO BE LIQUEFIED UNDER SNWO (`^Stuii^)
Madge Bishop DEAD (^Woodsta^)
to Madge Bishop DEAD... Harold suicides five days later! *horror* (***)
CHESNY HAWKES IN MOLE REMOVAL HELL (^Woodsta^)
CHESNEY HAWKES IN MOLE REMOVAL HELL (^Woodsta^)
http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/infocomjava.html [== 42 (eltawater)
ON NOW: Deevs Deja News. ON NEXT: Dyns Pager Update (`^Stuii^)
MOTHERS TIRED SHE NEEDS A REST SAY MADNESS (`^Stuii^)
YOURE NOT GOOD, CANT YOU SEE, BROTHER LOUIE? DECLARE MODERN TALKING (`^Stuii^)
w@r3zw@r3zw@r3zw@r3zw@r3zw@r3zw@r3zw@r3zw@r3zw@r3zw@r3zw@r3zw@r3zw@r3zw@r3zw@r3z (Lambie)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_1281000/1281284.stm (parpicus)
THREE PEOPLE INDEPENDANTLY CRACK SAME GAG AT SAME TIME *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
PREVIOUS TOPIC HAD EXPIRED (JimBob)
*** Saarlax sets mode: +l 11 (Surfr)
*** Saarlax sets mode: +l 12 *total shocker* (Surfr)
�� Twpsyn [^matt@penguin.calinet.co.uk] has joined #aber (^Woodsta^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/ (^Woodsta^)
[SuperDuck] nipples nipples nipples (^Woodsta^)
[Ricey] REAM ARSE (^Woodsta^)
RIM (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] ricey : I gave it a good oiling (^Stuii^)
GET READY FOR THIS WARN ALARMED 2 UNLIMITED (^Stuii^)
CAPTAIN AHAB DEAD. (_spectre)
Catalyst returns. Aber on tangerine alert. (Photon)
Surfr Quits Smoking, #Aber Bookie Racketeering Operation Erupts *Unshocker* (Lambie)
[eltawater] woodsta : bend over (_spectre)
[eltawater] woodsta : bend over, your arse disgusts me (^Woodsta^)
GOODBYE (JimBob)
12:40PM TODAY - UNIX TIME �987654321� (^Stuii^)
Actually scrap that, it already passed (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] massive failure (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] 5.25 this morning (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Dr. Shilsons Sexual Surgery. ON NEXT: Spectres Still A Virgin (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] children arent allowed to be sold for human consumption (Shrink)
ENCORE UN FOIS DEMANDS SASH (^Stuii^)
[_spectre] it is hard (^Stuii^)
[_spectre] it is hard [_spectre] ALMOST (^Stuii^)
BELLYS GONNA GET YOU. BELLYS GONNA GET YOU. BELLYS GONNA GET YOU. (^Stuii^)
THOUS GOT CACKA ON THY BOOT. (^Stuii^)
MIRROR.AC.UK DEAD (Ricey)
Thought For The Day: Can you smell your own snot? (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW:� Comuters are shit. �ON NEXT�: Download frenzy, with Lambie. (^Woodsta^)
�ON NOW:� Computers are shit. �ON NEXT�: Download frenzy, with Lambie. (^Woodsta^)
�ON NOW:� BT is shit. �ON NEXT�: The Internet is shit. (^Woodsta^)
QUEEN MUM DEAD (DiscoDeev)
�On Now:� SPARKE 2: THE RETURN. �On Next:� Sparke Leaves In Tears, With Woodsta (Lambie)
YA KID K IS THE ONE CLAIMS YA KID K (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] oh, thats pubic [^Stuii^] I withdraw (Lambie)
The hate channel for gnarly people. WAR. (^Woodsta^)
The hate channel for gnarly people. ��WAR. (^Woodsta^)
The hate channel for gnarly people. ��WAR� (^Woodsta^)
The hate channel for gnarly people. ��WAR�� (^Woodsta^)
The hate channel for gnarly people. ��WAR�� (fraggsta)
on now: �VAG-RANT (parpicus)
ITS ALIVE (Lambie)
ITS A TOUGH ONE (Lambie)
INVINCIBLE WILDEBEAST AT LARGE - IT JUST WILL NOT *DIE* (eltawater)
Mutant wildebeest says Stop that to blunderbuss. (^Woodsta^)
WILDEBEAST CALLS THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL (^Stuii^)
COME ON!!!! CRANK IT UP!!!!! (DiscoDeev)
WILDEBEAST CALLS THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL (^Stuii^)
INVINCIBLE WILDEBEAST AT LARGE - IT JUST WILL NOT *DIE* (^Woodsta^)
WILDEBEAST CALLS THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL (^Stuii^)
WILDEBEAST PUSHES SCORPIOS LOAD UP TO 0.11 (^Stuii^)
Mutant wildebeest says Stop that to blunderbuss. (^Woodsta^)
WILDEBEAST ENTERS TENTH MINUTE (^Stuii^)
WILDEBEEST FALTERS (Owf)
WILDEBEEST GIVES BIRTH TO HORRIFIC DEFORMED BEINGS FROM THE DUNGEON DIMENSIONS (Lambie)
WOODSTA ALERT (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] fellatio mi dong! (_spectre)
[^Woodsta^] fellatio mi dong! [^Woodsta^] spectre how small (`^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] fellatio mi dong! [_spectre] two below, one on top (`^Stuii^)
]]] eltawater is now Horny (_spectre)
* eltawater is now Horny (`^Stuii^)
]]] eltawater is now Horny (_spectre)
* eltawater is now Horny (_spectre)
damning evidence in the sparkE affair uncovered *SHOCKER* (eltawater)
RICEY JOINS PJM DRUG PEDDLING MASSIVE *CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE JUST IN* (`^Stuii^)
[Catalyst] thats Not really much of a bona ... (`^Stuii^)
Lets not go there.... (DiscoDeev)
[Owf] BUMMER (_spectre)
[Owf] BUM ME (_spectre)
[Owf] BUM ME [Surfr] bastard hard (`^Stuii^)
[Owf] BUM ME [Surfr] bastard hard [eltawater] yummy (_spectre)
[^Woodsta^] I want cheap (DiscoDeev)
ITS GASLEY (`^Stuii^)
Not vicious, or malicious claim Deee-Lite, incorrectly. (^Woodsta^)
I heard only steers and queers come from #aber, I dont see any horns (Surfr)
[Catalyst] Blimey. Have you given it to Stuii yet ? [Lambie] give it to me (DiscoDeev)
[Catalyst] Blimey. Have you given it to Stuii yet ? (`^Stuii^)
[Catalyst] Blimey. Have you given it to Stuii yet ? [Lambie] give it to me (DiscoDeev)
�Coming Soon:� Stuii Finds First Grey Hair, Millions Perish *Horror* (Lambie)
[ImplyImp] Lambie will do me... [Lambie] mlady (Photon)
* ^Woodsta^ uncorks and sprays his shorts (eltawater)
* ^Woodsta^ in assWedge Antics (Photon)
[^Woodsta^] it was a long hard limb (Photon)
[Lambie] dont rise to his bair (Woodstar)
WITHOUT A DOUBT SINGLED OUT THE ONLY WAY I KNOW *oi* (Woodstar)
A FREE FOR ALL, FUCK EM ALL (Woodstar)
Surfr in rooting sarah FILTH (eltawater)
Surfr in rooting sarah, then mounting FILTH (_spectre)
[Lambie] ive always preferred old women (^Stuii^)
Lambie in older woman bondage fetish *shocker* (_spectre)
[Lambie] ive always preferred old women (^Stuii^)
JimBob will go lower this summer (^Woodsta^)
STORMIX, DEAD (_spectre)
[Surfr] Im trying to get Rew down too (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] scroll bottomwards (^Woodsta^)
[JimBob] the sausages in Telford are unbeatable (^Woodsta^)
[jimbob]Back to the kitch... [spec] STOVE IT, STOVE IT (gulp)
The Previous Topic Was Not NLA Certified And Was Removed (_spectre)
�#aber and #blighty announce chocking merger plans� (Catalyst)
�#aber and #blighty announce shocking merger plans� (Catalyst)
RICEY ATTEMPTS SICKENING #ABERBLIGHTY MERGER *horror* (^Woodsta^)
if yer networks not fucked, we dont wanna know (Surfr_)
ON NOW: Surfrs Debian workshop (highlights) (Photon)
RICEY ATTEMPTS SICKENING #ABERBLIGHTY MERGER *horror* (^Woodsta^)
�*** Signoff: AngelFinn *** Ricey has left channel #blighty� (Catalyst)
WERE LOOKING FOR ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY (^Woodsta^)
[JimBob] I spend the weekends playing (eltawater)
[^Woodsta^] Id give her a serving of Shilson Special Sausage any day (Lambie)
[^Woodsta^] as it is I cant hear the fucking most of the time (^Stuii^)
No ADSL outages for 48 hours, Stuiis perl script reveals, *shocker* (^Stuii^)
RICEY CONTINUES HIDEOUS #ABERBLIGHTY CROSS BREEDING EXPERIMENT. (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] i was split, I feel quite ill (^Woodsta^)
[Microchip] Im small... (^Woodsta^)
SPECTRE DEAD IN ROD HULLESQUE TV ARIEL CALAMITY *HORROR* (Lambie)
[eltawater] bugger Me (specAfk)
[eltawater] bugger Me [NLA] (specAfk)
[Ricey] *yoink* (_spectre)
[Ricey] *yoink* [Photon] Flash your meat, Ricey (specAfk)
�o/~� log on to cheggers bedroom, when youre feeling glum, you know youll hav (Ricey)
�o/~� log on to cheggers bedroom, you know youll have some fun �o/~� (Ricey)
Ricey has log in bedroom *shocker* (Catalyst)
Ricey (~str6@central.aber.ac.uk) entered #blighty (^Woodsta^)
[Photon] The meat is in the oven. (_spectre)
[Photon] The meat is in the oven [Photon] see the creamy sauce (_spectre)
[Photon] the meat is in [_spectre] its not hard (Photon)
[Photon] the meat is in [_spectre] its not hard [Catalyst] I like it like that (_spectre)
[_spectre] I do old men (Photon)
[_spectre] I do old men [Photon] so do I (_spectre)
�On Now:� The midnight crew leave. �On Next:� Consumption of Photons meat. (Catalyst)
Stuii and Woodsta join at SIMILAR TIMES. BT suspected. (^Woodsta^)
UP THATCHER (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] whats up thatcher [Ricey] me in honey (Photon)
FOR HARRY, ENGLAND, AND SAINT GEORGE (^Woodsta^)
IT IS TIME TO GET FUNKY DECLARE D-MOB (^Stuii^)
YOU WILL LISTEN TO WHAT THE KID HAS TO SAY INSISTS YA KID K (^Stuii^)
* sixxie wonders where he had arse (^Stuii^)
STUII IN NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ENTIRE TOP TEN STUII ENTRIES ON GOOGLE *SHOCKER (Ricey)
STUII IN NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ENTIRE TOP 10 STUII ENTRIES ON GOOGLE *SHOCKER* (Ricey)
Woodstas Spanish Drinking Poses Part I (^Surfr^)
* DiscoDeev ejaculates (^Stuii^)
GIMP RECOGNISED AS CRAP, HUNDREDS DIE IN STAMPEDE (^Stuii^)
�meow`�: im a retarded ho (_spectre)
�meow`�: im a retarded ho, i eat shit [NLA] (_spectre)
the previous topic was not NLA complient (gulp_)
spectre is flawed (gulp_)
[SuperDuck] I seem to lack penis (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] I have a penis (^Woodsta^)
Eltawater hangs his out of his window (^Woodsta^)
[spectre] without controls i will create school killings! NLA (gulp_)
[spectre] without controls i will create school killings! (gulp_)
[SuperDuck] I couldnt take the ejaculation (gulp)
Failure (^Woodsta^)
Mr_Scod eats gulp to celebrate St Georges day (gulp)
The previous topic was offensive and racist (^Stuii^)
^Woodsta^ observes a pair in his office (gulp)
[Finn] ergh its all soft and floppy (Lambie)
* JimBob scoffs pork portions (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I train 13-18 yr olds (^Stuii^)
swimming in cowshit is unhealthy *shocker* (Ricey)
�cull him� (_spectre)
HEATED DEBATE OVER F&M DISPOSAL BREAKS OUT ON #ABER (Lambie)
new species of wildebeast discovered: �polymorph wildebeast� (_spectre)
Beetles found in Twix biscuits reports short-on-news BBC (^Stuii^)
There is �NO� risk to the consumer ...claims chenobyl spokesperson (_spectre)
[Surfr] Im just in the closet (Photon)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1290000/images/_1290816_aw300.jpg (Ricey)
MAN CATCHES FOOT & MOUTH, SLIGHTLY POORLY FOR 2 DAYS. HUMANS CULLED. (^Woodsta^)
ITS KEN KENNETH ON THE INTERNET TRYING TO LURE THE KIDS WITH HIM INTO BED (^Stuii^)
WHO WANNA BE A PAINTER MAN? QUIZ BONEY-M (^Stuii^)
THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE REVEAL BONEY-M (^Stuii^)
THEY WOULDNT QUIT THEY WANTED HIS HEAD ALLEDGE BONEY-M (^Woodsta^)
AND SO THEY SHOT HIM UNTIL HE WAS DEAD CONCLUDE BONEY-M (^Stuii^)
OH THOSE RUSSIANS RUMBLE BONEY-M (^Woodsta^)
YEA, WE WEPT, WHEN WE REMEMBERED ZION DECLARE BONEY-M (^Woodsta^)
SPECTRE AND TWPSYN IN BONEY-M IGNORANCE *FORTUNE* (_spectre)
THIS IS PLANET EARTH, YOURE LOOKING AT PLANET EARTH SAY DURAN DURAN (^Stuii^)
WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO, GO DECLARES WHAM FRONTMAN GEORGE MICHAEL (Shrink)
[Twpsyn] can I play on my electronic organ (^Stuii^)
[Twpsyn] can I play on my electronic organ [eltawater] oh Im sure I could wang (^Stuii^)
WOODSTA ALERT (^Stuii^)
STORE CLERK OLDER THAN GEORGE BURNS CLAIMS DR. DRE (^Stuii^)
[sam-] i cant grip now, im all greased up (^Stuii^)
[�] �S� �N� �W� �O� �]� (^Stuii^)
�[� �S� �N� �W� �O� �]� (^Stuii^)
[_spectre] it just produces an enormous buzzing noise (eltawater)
[_spectre] it just produces an enormous buzzing noise and i faint (Photon)
[eltawater] Im farrrr too loose (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] Im farrrr too loose [^Woodsta^] Im loose at the moment (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Sweeping Generalisations. With Firey ON NEXT: Spectre kicked (Owf)
[^Stuii^] Surfr erk stop (^Woodsta^)
[_spectre] how do i get a date (DiscoDeev)
* Lambie/#aber rapes a cat (_spectre)
* Lambie rapes a cat (_spectre)
Ahoy Mr. Beaver!. ��FUCK OFF�� (^Stuii^)
JUDGEMENT DAY APPROACHETH (^Woodsta^)
VERUCA SALT DEAD (^Stuii^)
WART PEPPER DEAD (^Woodsta^)
BOIL PARMESAN DEAD (^Stuii^)
INGROWING HAIR ZIT MAYONNAISE DEAD (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] it was 12cm long when I pulled it out, covered in gunk (Lambie)
.sdrawkcab ,pmud a sekat ertcepS :TXEN NO .doom sdrawkcab in setireba# :WON NO (eltawater)
[_spectre] not hard - i find it helps me sleep (Woodstar)
Tax [insert item/person/thing here] to generate money for free internet/electric (_spectre)
The previous topic was invalid due to topic length fuckup (_spectre)
telnet bofh.engr.wisc.edu 666 2]/dev/null |grep ^You (^Stuii^)
WOODSTA ALERT (^Stuii^)
[Catalyst] I might have to pull it out in a moment. (^Stuii^)
[Catalyst] I remember we made a couple [JimBob] we should be in bed (Photon)
[Catalyst] I remember we made a couple [JimBob] and we should be in bed (Photon)
Mark Ratcliffe in drunken wanking, over his own code *trueshocker* (_spectre)
#aber populated by c*nt revelation *unshocker* (Ricey)
topic to Login namestr8, In real lifeSTEPHEN ROGERS [--- does he now? (175565)
TWYPSYN SIMILAR TO DYN *SECURITY ALERT* (^Stuii^)
FUCK OFF HOUR! (Surfr)
�orange� (_spectre)
[Ricey] yes i slammed it that hard (_spectre)
SCOD FOUND TO LIVE IN IMMIGRANT SLUM WITH BIGMACS AND MCEWANS. (^Stuii^)
DIE THE COWS MUST, SET US UP THE PYRE (_spectre)
[^Woodsta^] all I have is stuii *rend cloth* there go me trousers (Photon)
[Photon] Oh tit muck arse cloth (^Woodsta^)
[Owf] i like crossdressing (_spectre)
[Ricey] interesting that there were two ways of doing it (^Stuii^)
http://www.snwo.org/allegiance.php?flag=null (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Surfr ON NEXT: STOP THAT, SILENCE and other favourites (Surfr)
NEWS IMMINENT (^Stuii^)
NEWS CANCELLED. (Photon)
NEWS DELAYED UNTIL SOMETHING HAPPENS (Shrink)
NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS (^Stuii^)
CHUCK A SPECIAL MESSAGE SAY THE SHAMEN (^Stuii^)
YOU ARE ALL BEING WATCHED CLOSELY. EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS BEING RECORDED. (^Stuii^)
PORN TEEN SEX SEX OTTER FILTH OOZE SEX - You Will Now Get Messaged With Them All (Lambie)
M4 JUNCTION 5 BRIDGE CRASH CARNAGE HELL. MILLIONS PERISH. (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW:� Woodstas Fuck Off Hour, with Woodsta. �NEXT:� Fuck off. (^Woodsta^)
[webtrawle] ive done it before (^Stuii^)
[eppa] perhaps my antenna isnt up to it (^Woodsta^)
M.Eng mod-morning tea and biscuit break (Ricey)
�On Now:� Theological debate (with Surfr) �Later:� The Weather (with Photon) (Catalyst)
�On Now:� The Weather (with Photon) �On Next:� Surfr goes to work (Surfr)
No channel synopsis available (Surfr)
Today is a good day to gay. (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] quite a scary bugger, that Worf (^Stuii^)
SCOD FINALLY REVEALS BATTY BOY STATUS IN CLASSIC IRC SIGNOFF *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
SHUT UP YOU CUNT, I SAID FUCK IT SAYS ELOQUENT EMINEM IN BUCKPAL VISIT (^Stuii^)
BET SHES NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND, CHALLENGE PET SHOP BOYS (^Stuii^)
OH THATS NOTHING, ITS THE SOUND OF THE ATOM SPLITTING, DISMISS PSBs (^Stuii^)
SECURITY ALERT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ITS A ROTARY SANDER. NOT A DRILL. (^Stuii^)
Deev was meant to suck it (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Owfs Pun-a-thon01, with Owf. ON NEXT: Owf Joins Third Reich (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] in depth my arse (eltawater)
[DiscoDeev] in depth my arse [webtrawle] by about a inch or so (Lambie)
[moggee] Little scod scared the living shit out of me (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] filth [^Woodsta^] I need a bigger monitor (Lambie)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1295000/images/_1298980_kinnock_ap_300.jpg (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] how big is it? [^Woodsta^] 15-20cm [^Stuii^] Perfick ill take it (eltawater)
[_spectre_:#aber] it is going to cost them 200quid to enter me now (^Woodsta^)
SILENCE (Surfr)
Internet in nuclear war proof (although not JCB or NTL incompetence proof) (Ricey)
Ricey [~str6@central.aber.ac.uk] has left #blighty (^Woodsta^)
�On Now:� The bitch whitles. �On Later:� The bitch dies. (Catalyst)
�On Now:� The bitch whistles. �On Later:� The bitch dies. (Catalyst)
HENRY WINKLEMAN DEAD (^Woodsta^)
HENRY WINKLER CHANGES NAME TO WINKLEMAN BY DEPOL, SURFR CONFUSED (^Woodsta^)
YOU ALL SUCK! apart from shar (^Woodsta^)
http://drew.corrupt.net/lp/ hardcore pr0n (ricey``)
Ricey [~str6@central.aber.ac.uk] has joined #blighty (^Woodsta^)
[Catalyst] Oh, Im having a whale (gulp)
MOGGZ AND MEOW LEAVE AT SAME TIME *SAUCY TRANSATLANTIC LEZBO CREAM WHIPPING SHOC (Lambie)
MOGGZ AND MEOW LEAVE AT SAME TIME *TRANSATLANTIC LEZBO CREAM WHIPPING SHOCKER* (Lambie)
(Twps) Jimbob - fuck me (_spectre)
PHOENIX THE CALF DEAD (^Woodsta^)
MY FOOT AND MOUTH HELL Claims vagrant with slight cold. (^Woodsta^)
Dont forget: Saturday is Cover Your Bathroom Floor In Glue Day01 (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW:� The BOYZONE FUCK OFF hour, with special guest Surfr and his linux mo (^Woodsta^)
�ON NOW:� The BOYZONE FUCK OFF hour, with special guest Surfr (^Woodsta^)
MORE RABBIT THAN SAINSBURYS (^Woodsta^)
SPACE TOURIST MISSION FIREBALL FAILURE HELL. MILLIONS PERISH. (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] hmm, must pork ops next time (^Woodsta^)
DENNIS NORDEN DEAD (^Woodsta^)
NOEL EDMONDS NOT DEAD. WORLD SHOCKED] (Lambie)
NOEL EDMONDS NOT DEAD. WORLD SHOCKED. (Lambie)
OLD ABER VAGRANT RETURNS HOME, WALES REJOICES (Lambie)
OLD ABER VAGRANT RETURNS HOME, WALES GETS ANOTHER EU GRANT (^Stuii^)
ON TOMMOROW: Zebrabomb - Murderer or Just Plain Mad? (^Stuii^)
HYAH (^Woodsta^)
D-MOB, BACK WITH A VENGANCE, DECLARE D-MOD (^Stuii^)
D-MOB, BACK WITH A VENGANCE, DECLARE D-MOB (^Stuii^)
WOODSTA FOUND TO BE ONE QUARTER MOISTURIZER SAYS DERMATOLOGISTETTE (^Stuii^)
MAPLIN OFFERS PRODUCTS CATERING FOR LARGE TIP MASSES, ANNE SUMMERS SHOCKED (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I CANT COUNT THE NUMBER OF TIMES IVE BEEN BARBIE (Photon)
NIGGER. SHIT. SHIT DAMN MOTHER FUCKER, SAYS THE DAY TODAYS FUR-Q (^Stuii^)
WORLD GOES TO SLEEP, WOODSTA BORED (^Woodsta^)
MONEY ISNT EVERYTHING ROOOY (^Woodsta^)
Catalyst goes for a cok. (^Woodsta^)
photwork stop that (Ricey)
TOdays Lecture is brought to you by: Clifford C Cocks (Ricey)
TOdays Lecture is brought to you by: Clifford C Cocks and I C Weiner (Ricey)
With Special Guests I.P.Freely and Seymore Butts (^Woodsta^)
SPECTRES TOASTER R00TED, NATION SHOCKED (Lambie)
[^Stuii^] i is not gay (_spectre)
UM BONGO UM BONGO, THEY DRINK IT IN THE CONGO (^Stuii^)
IRONIC *BLAM* WILDEBEAST ON RAMPAGE (^Stuii^)
[cnych] CUNT CULTURE (^Stuii^)
[cnych] CUNT CULTURE [widget] I just have bollocks (Ricey)
[cnych] Im going to wank for some change (widget)
[eltawater] damnit i need another cheap lay (^Stuii^)
RiceyDesk is OPEN: Please state the nature of the logical emergency (Ricey)
[cnych] Im going to wank for some change (Ricey)
[eltawater] damnit i need another cheap lay (^Stuii^)
Ricey [~str6@central.aber.ac.uk] has joined #blighty (^Woodsta^)
elta in #10/call premium-rate reinstallation filthmongering *shocker* (Ricey)
Surfr, Emperor of Compsci. In Session. (^Woodsta^)
[Catalyst] Its cos they wank. (DemoGulp)
[_spectre] cnych is _very_ impotant (DemoGulp)
ITS MONDAY AND WERE ALL VERY FUCKING ANGRY. �FUCK OFF�. (^Woodsta^)
[Ricey] i had a page 3 girl earlier (Lambie)
[Ricey] i had earl (Robstar)
Ricey (~str6@central.aber.ac.uk) has left #blighty :Ricey (^Woodsta^)
[shiny] they told me to fuck her for 10 years (^Woodsta^)
[shiny] it isnt hard to sniff packets (^Stuii^)
�On Now:� URL Time. Without sixxie or Ricey *shocker* (Catalyst)
MAY DAY PROTEST HELL STARTS. HUNDREDS DEAD. (^Stuii^)
�WOODSTA IS ABOUT TO ENTER THE CHANNEL� (^Stuii^)
�WOODSTA HAS NOW BEEN IN THE CHANNEL FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES� (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] Jail is simple. They come, no nonsense. (gulp)
ON NOW: �Lon Dyfi� - CSx90 dealine approaches and things start getting weird (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: �Lon Dyfi� - CSx90 deadline approaches and murder is afoot (^Stuii^)
YES, WEVE FUCKING READ THE MICROSOFT 18770 CHAR PASSWORDS THING (^Stuii^)
INTERNET FOUND TO BE 70% WATER (Ricey)
[DiscoDeev] YES FUCKING RUE (^Stuii^)
PRESIDENT BUSH RESTARTS NUCLEAR ARMS RACE, WORLD UNSHOCKED (^Woodsta^)
* Surfr gets head (^Stuii^)
* Surfr gets head [gnomie] thats the mark (Mr_Scod)
* Surfr gets head [gnomie] thats the mark [Mr_Scod] FUCKING PROSTITUTES ON TH (Ricey)
[Mr_Scod] FUCKING PROSTITUTES ON THE FLOOR (Ricey)
ON NOW: Reverse Poshness/Poverty Pissing Contest (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] *yoink* (_spectre)
#aber says: Overthrow capitalism and replace it with something nice. (_spectre)
#aber: Populated mostly with people without real jobs (^Stuii^)
[topic here] (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] ook (Robstar)
[Surfr] ook (Robstar)
[Surfr] ook [Surfr] ook (Ricey)
[Robstar] ook [Surfr] ook [Surfr] ook (Ricey)
[Robstar] ook [Surfr] ook [Surfr] ook [^Stuii^] OOK (Ricey)
[Robstar] ook [Surfr] ook [Surfr] ook [^Stuii^] OOK [Ricey] ook (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] ooooooooooooooooooooooooook (Robstar)
[Robstar] FOGGYS COMING [fraggsta] rob, maybe its just the way hes standing.. (_spectre)
[SuperDuck] do me to go! (Ricey)
SUPERDUCK GETS TITS OUT FOR THE LADS. LADS SHOCKED. (^Stuii^)
YOU ARE ADDICTED. THERE IS NO ESCAPE. (fraggsta)
[fraggsta] elta no, I ate twat (^Woodsta^)
NOW: Agony, with agony uncle Woodsta. (^Woodsta^)
gulpme has turned to sexual tension now [Lambie] PUSH IT (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Gulps Love Rant ON NEXT: Gulp becomes a Nun (gulp)
EVERYONE IS NAKED please dont stare (gulp)
EVERYONE IS NAKED please dont touch (gulp)
[Catalyst] I hate the idea of temptation, but i got to see bondage (gulp)
[Catalyst] I hate the idea of temptation but i got to see bondage (gulp)
�[Catalyst] Temptations great and bondage rules� (Catalyst)
ON NOW: Changing images with Catalyst ON NEXT: Queens Speech with SDuck (gulp)
�On Now: Catalysts domination 1/2 minute. �On Later:� Sorry ! (Catalyst)
[SuperDuck] I have bred (Photon)
�[SuperDuck] I have real baps� (Catalyst)
[SuperDuck] Just twist my baps, I dont mind (gulp)
[SuperDuck] I have bred twice [Catalyst] Not just one way, but two? (Photon)
[SuperDuck] used to get loads when I was a first year (Photon)
catalyst jumps up and down - oldy! (gulp)
^Woodsta^ propositioned by poof shock revelation shocker. (^Woodsta^)
�arr�tez cela imm�diatement� (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Who wants to be a millionaire feat. Spectre (DemoGulp)
ON NOW: QVC sell all specs stuff hour (gulp)
[Lambie] i will remain filled yet again (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] ook (Robstar)
to [^Stuii^] ook (***)
[Robstar] ook (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] Ricey you loose (Photon)
[Saarlax] fuck the fred durst rod (Robstar)
[Owf] i got the worlds largest arse (Photon)
* Owf gets off with the IT bod (Photon)
SURFR DISCUSSES MEN WITH LANDLADY, SHOCKING NEWS JUST IN (^Stuii^)
pour your misery down on me (Ricey)
#aber population hit by foot and mouth cull (Robstar)
_spectre hit by foot in mouth cull (Ricey)
[Surfr] ook (Robstar)
[Catalyst] ook (Ricey)
[Surfr] ook [Catalyst] ook (Ricey)
[Surfr] ooook [Catalyst] ook (Ricey)
[Surfr] ooook [Catalyst] ook [Lambie] oook (Ricey)
[Surfr] ooook [Catalyst] ook [Lambie] oook [Ricey] ooooooooooooooook (Photon)
[Ricey] especially for yooooooooooooou (Robstar)
[Robstar] ook (Robstar)
PROJECT DEADLINE LOOMS. OFFENSIVE PEOPLE ON THE OFFENSIVE. (Ricey)
[_spectre] im not due for another couple of hours, youve got plenty of time (Robstar)
Reminisci Hour (Robstar)
Are �you� ready to take the Superduck challenge? (Robstar)
�On Now:� Robstars �Word� of Woe �On Later:� Fuck it all. (Catalyst)
�On Now:� Robstars �Word� of Woe �On Later:� Fuck it all. (Catalyst)
[SuperDuck] tell them to give me one (Lambie)
[Micorochip] Mm, this white stuff is quite tasty (gulp)
[Microchip] Gulp the failure (gulp)
[Robstar] ook (Photon)
[Robstar] ook [gnomie] ook (Photon)
ping -t -l 1024 host213-122-2-34.btinternet.com (Surfr)
TOGETHER WE WILL BRING DOWN THE GRADWELL CORPORATION EMPIRE (^Stuii^)
Obligatory cut n paste hour (Robstar)
[VirtStuii] it exposes me (Robstar)
[^Woodsta^] ook (Robstar)
[Smagey] ook [Ricey] ooooook [^Woodsta^] oooooooooooooook (Robstar)
[Smagey] ook [Ricey] ooooooook [^Woodsta^] oooooooooooooook (Robstar)
[^Woodsta^] I am attempting to get myself a spanking this lunchtime (Ricey)
[^Woodsta^] ook (^Stuii^`)
[^Woodsta^] Oook (Robstar)
TED ROGERS DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (DiscoDeev)
[Lambie] nothing like a nice bit of grease to smooth a otter (^Stuii^`)
[^Stuii^] Ive had wet abi (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] ooooooooook (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] ooooooooook [DiscoDeev] ooook (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] ooooooooook [DiscoDeev] ooook [Twpsyn] ok (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] ooooooooook [DiscoDeev] ooook [Twpsyn] ok [^Woodsta^] oook (Robstar)
[Robstar] ook (^Woodsta^)
changes topic to [Surfr] ook (98094)
[Surfr] oook (Robstar)
[Catalyst] oooook (Robstar)
[Robstar] im attempting to butter the gully (_spectre)
[Catalyst] ook (^Stuii^)
[VirtStuii] koo (Catalyst)
changes topic to ITS monday AND WERE ALL VERY FUCKING ANGRY. �FUCK OFF�. (93704)
topic to [Dyn] I might as well fuck off� (8478)
�ON NOW�: Woodstas Customer Care Tips �ON NEXT�: The Big Fight (Photon_)
[Owf] SURFR. DO NOT DOUBT MY IMPOTENCE (_spectre)
�on now�: #aber-rage. �on next�: MORE FUCKING #ABER-RAGE, OK!? (parpicus)
Oh gor blimey I thort CLAIMS AGEING FOOTBALL FAN. (^Woodsta^)
gnomie curses her computer for sucking (^Woodsta^)
peanut obtaining bone filth *shocker* (^Stuii^)
gnomie is currently sporting boxers and a t-shirt [^peanut] *emigrate* (^Woodsta^)
gnomie is currently sporting boxers and a t-shirt [^peanut^] *emigrate* (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: New irc habit discovered - cyber foot fungusing (Robstar)
ON NOW: Evening Peak Time. ON NEXT: Netsplit Caused (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] OOOOOOK (^Stuii^)
* Ricey applies some jam (^peanut^)
ABER IN HIGHER THAN AVERAGE MEMBER COUNT. HUNDREDS FLEE. (^Stuii^)
[gnomie] yeah but couldnt actualy taste it with the peanut butter and everythin (^Stuii^)
HighRise (Surfr)
ITS A STUBBORN ONE (^Woodsta^)
WILDEBEAST MUTATES INTO THE INVISIBLE VARIETY (eltawater)
THIS BUGGER IS GONNA BE DIFFICULT TO HIT (Owf)
�ON NOW: �HOLLOW MAN 2 - THE WILDERBEAST STRIKES BACK (Lambster)
THE REGISTER DEAD (^Stuii^)
the world is our pub (c) ^Woodsta^ 2001 (^Surfr^)
[_spectre] I shall be the child for 5 quid (gulpme)
^Woodsta^ bangs against the desk... [Twpsyn] ooh Im all dizzy (gulpme)
[gulpme] i did stuii last week (Lambie)
[gulpme] i did stuii last week (Twpsyn)
[Catalyst] im cheap and dirty (_spectre)
[_spectre] o/~ got no arsoul 9/~ (Robstar)
�* Ricey is a fucking moron� (Catalyst)
Escalating bitterness: Just fuck off you fucking morons (Robstar)
*** Catalyst has changed the topic on channel #aber to * Ricey is a fucking moro (Robstar)
NEWS JUST IN: Bile And Bitterness Levels Jump, Investers Proud (Lambie)
NEWS JUST IN FROM LIVERPOOL: Burglars Steal Womans Dialysis Machine *Unshocker* (Lambie)
[Lambie] beat them back with a daily regime of self beatings and ricey (Robstar)
�ON NOW:� Technical Advice With A Smile, With Catalyst. �ON NEXT:� RTFM Special (Lambie)
YEAH, IM IN #BLIGHTY. NO, ITS CRAP. CHOW. [/thtv] (Robstar)
YEAH. IM IN #ABER. BROKEN. OWF I THINK. CHOW [/THTV] (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Collective Hard Disk Capacity Pissing Contest. ON NEXT: Spectre Kicked (^Stuii^)
Easynet in intermittent ADSL problems on first day of bank holiday *unshocker* (`^Stuii^)
�ON NOW�: Photons Half Hour. �ON NEXT�: The PHM Massacres (Docudrama) (Photon_)
�ON NOW�: Photons Half Hour. �ON NEXT�: The PJM Massacres (Docudrama) (Photon_)
�On Now:� Weather Angst. �On Later:� More Bile. (Catalyst)
* ^peanut^ finds a way to do cheltenham for 5 hours (Robstar)
[Photon] the Pier will always be shit [Surfr] this is true (Photon_)
ON NOW: #aber residents taken to the nackers yard to be turned into useful glue (Robstar)
ON TONIGHT: #gl/#aber hybrid non-meet, The Yard, Rupert St. Soho, 8.00pm (^Stuii^)
SUE LAWLEY DEAD (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Lon Dyfi Shipping Route, establish 1897 ON NEXT: Lets go out tonight (Robstar)
�Dom Jolly� ... Hero or Villain ? (Catalyst)
Its a lonesome old town... claims Sting. (Photon_)
back with the heavyweight jams, scallys on the last train to trancentral (scally)
WARNING. STUII HAS BLOGGED. INFORM THE MEN. *KLAXXON* (^Stuii^)
CS490 ENDGAME. ROBSTAR ON UNREAL TOURNAMENT RAMPAGE. OTHERS ASLEEP. (Ricey)
[Ricey] oook (Robstar)
[Ricey] oook [Photon_] oook (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] oook [Photon_] oook [Surfr] oooook (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] oook [Photon_] oook [Surfr] oooook [Robstar] ook (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] oook [Photon_] oook [Surfr] oooook [Robstar] ook [gnomie] ook (Robstar)
On now: Militant May On Later: Militant June (Robstar)
RICEY DIES IN GARLIC HELL (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] i need meat (^Stuii^)
�Robstar in joining with Photon *horror*� (Catalyst)
[gnomie] im too tired to resist. (^Stuii^)
[gnomie] ook (^Stuii^)
[Photon_] now I probably wont get it til next weekend :/ (Robstar)
[Photon_] oook (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] I broke Spectre (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] I broke Spectre [Mr_Scod] aye...fucked him up the ass (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] Robstar your wig amuses me [^Stuii^] please stand by for my tit (Photon_)
[Ricey] i was porcine (Photon_)
On now: Stress envelope stressed. (Robstar)
Stuii smiles benignly at NT web designer down the pub, feels superior *unshock (^Stuii^)
The Previous Topic Has Been Removed In Accordance With Topic Length Fuckup Rul (_spectre)
The Previous Topic Has Been Removed In Accordance With TopicLengthFuckup Rules (_spectre)
Rampant cut and paste caused by sticky mouse claims vagrant (Robstar)
#aber declared Barrel O Fun by passing shoe merchant (_spectre)
�On Now:� Lon Dyfi Phychic Penumdrums �On Next:� Get Out Of My Head: Special Edi (Lambie)
[^Stuii^] ook (Robstar)
The previous topic had letters added (^Stuii^)
ITS ALIVE (Lambie)
[^Stuii^] I am a dic. Everyone tells me this. I like one. (gulp)
On now: +m issues On next: Microchip misses the events (Robstar)
[^Stuii^] oog (Robstar)
[Parpicus] HE DOES NOT LIKE PENIS (gulp)
[Mr_Scod] Stop playing with yourself [JimBob] Spec, you itch (gulp)
[Mr_Scod] Stop playing with yourself [Spec] Theres nothing to see (gulp)
[Lambie] Spec, we feel you [Spec] Theres nothing to see (gulp)
[Lambie] Spec we feel you [Spec] Theres nothing to see, stop Gulp! (gulp)
[PhotPrint] You going to get bound this afternoon? (^Stuii^)
[DEMOGulp] you are mounting Cat before you are bound? (Lambie)
[Robstar] ricey Im coming shortly [Ricey] I had a first year (DemoGulp)
RiceyDesk[�tm�] is CLOSED. Get out. But leave the horse. (Ricey)
widgery: satan arsed me (specWork)
MAJOR THE BEAR DEAD (Robstar)
[Robstar] but it 3/8 inches thick (eltawater)
PATRICK MOORE DEAD (Robstar)
WORLD. DEAD (eltawater)
[^Stuii^] Owf got caught by mine (DiscoDeev)
�On Now:� Lyn Dyfi laugh at James Herriot �On Later:� ITS HANDED IN ! (Catalyst)
parpicus has pup sex in the corner (Owf)
* parpicus has pup sex in the corner [eltawater] lambie: swallow it (^Stuii^)
* parpicus has pup sex in the corner [eltawater] Ive got photos of her (^Stuii^)
MADGE BISHOP DEAD (^Woodsta^)
You are the laziest man on Mars (^Stuii^)
* gulpWORK decides to probe woods dog (DiscoDeev)
ON NOW: Night of the zombie mutant wildebeast (eltawater)
Its Tuesday Night. Its Hammond Wildebeest Recital Night. (Lambie)
#Aber descends into Milligan levels of insanity. (^Woodsta^)
hmmm. me sinister *and* desperate... (gulp)
[fraggsta] hmmm. me sinister *and* desperate... (gulp)
the previous topic has been removed due to excessive lameness levels (fraggsta)
The Excess Anger Hour. Fuck Off. (^Woodsta^)
The all new Woodsta and Surfr show with special guest: spectre (Surfr)
ON NOW: Virus Bargepole. ON NEXT: I Saw That Ages Ago, with Dyn (^Stuii^)
ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US (Surfr)
[Ricey] oook (Photon)
[Ricey] Only when he takes me (D3M0Gulp)
[Ricey] oook (Photon)
* D3MOGulp eeeeeeek [Ricey] oook (Ricey)
[Ricey] Only when he takes me [^Woodsta^] You wank (D3M0Gulp)
[^Woodsta^] You wank [Catalyst:jdb6@aber.ac.uk] Well .. are you up for a quick (Ricey)
[^Woodsta^] You wank [Catalyst:jdb6@aber.ac.uk] are you up for a quick bash ? (Ricey)
[^Woodsta^] You wank [Photon] Ricey, join in then (D3M0Gulp)
ON NOW: Riceys IRCing by numbers ON NEXT: Spec Finishes Lunch! (D3M0Gulp)
ON NOW: Riceys ranting rampage ON NEXT: Gulp finishes demoing 4EVER! (D3M0Gulp)
You should have started it sooner! Im done here! Go and ask Advisory! (D3M0Gulp)
PLEASE STATE THE NATURE OF THE LOGICAL EMERGENCY (Ricey)
On Now: Fiery learns nix On Next: still learnin (_spectre)
On Now: Fiery learns Unix On Next: still learnin (_spectre)
On Now: Fiery learns nix On Next: still learnin (_spectre)
tar very much (Robstar)
Fiery in only men can use nix *controversy* (_spectre)
Fiery in only men can use nix : spectre still not allowed (Robstar)
[Surfr] the last sausage I got was pink and soggy (fraggsta)
[Surfr] but the last saussage I got was a little pink and soggy (Lambie)
[Lambie] more [Lambie] more [Lambie] �MORE� [Lambie] ...and rest (Robstar)
* Microchip offers natty a baby (Robstar)
[`natty] some men are screwingg me (_spectre_)
[`natty] some men are screwing me (_spectre_)
[`natty] some men are screwing me, hard (_spectre_)
[VirtStuii] anyway, I like warm turd (Lambster)
[Robstar] i notice that midlands dont exist (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] Its getting right up my fucking arse these days (Ricey)
KYLE DEAD (^Woodsta^)
�ON NOW�: Web technology for Geography students. With Catalyst and Photon. (Photon)
[Catalyst] Stage 1 : Steal Underpants. Shit. (^Woodsta^)
GOOD LUCK MENGS (gulp)
GOOD LUCK MENGS - GIVE EM HELL! [they deserve it] (gulp)
GOOD LUCK MINGERS - GIVE EM HELL! [they deserve it] (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: KICK FEST ON NEXT: Wheres Spec?! (gulp)
[Superduck] I have a staff cunt and a student cunt! (gulp)
[Superduck] I have a staff cunt and a student cunt (gulp)
previous topic removed because SuperDuck doesnt like the word CUNT (gulp)
somebody set easynet up the lad (Surfr)
somebody set easynet up the lag (Surfr)
On Now: bodily fluids with Owf. On Next: Stuii pukes (Surfr)
AHH! EVERYTHINGS BUGGERED (gulp)
Surfr removes his bollocks one by one (gulp_)
�On Now:� My pastes bigger than yours. �On Later:� Mummy, Im scared. (Catalyst)
[Mrs_Kensi] Oh my god its soooo big! (Surfr)
ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US (Surfr)
[Mrs_Kensi] Now I know why you come so much! (gulp_)
[Mrs_Kensi] I feel an 18 year old girl. Coming too. (gulp_)
[Catalyst] Ill pump the nob then (Surfr)
[SuperDuck] I dont touch wood (Photon)
Mrs_K Better go, cause me girls coming (gulp)
Mrs_K Better go, cause me girls coming [SuperDuck] Im desperate (gulp)
[SuperDuck] Im desperate. I didnt get any out of him (gulp)
[^Woodsta^] SuperDuck Youre just desperate to pork gulp. [SDuck] Aha (gulp)
[Catalyst] You like tit? (gulp)
[Catalyst] you like tit? (gulp)
[Catalyst] you like tit? An amazing little device really. (gulp)
�[Photon] Do you fuck Catalyst (Catalyst)
[Lambie] the lips are amazing (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I showed Eva my yoda and it went completely mental (Lambie)
MICROCHIP IS ABOUT TO ENTER THE CHANNEL (^Stuii^)
�/me is getting looked through, like an X-Ray (Catalyse)
PREVIOUS TOPIC WA FUCKED. (Catalyse)
WOODY ALLEN DEAD (gulp)
[Surfr] I have learnt about fucking. varying levels of techieness (gulp)
ON NOW: Photon in Sun Lounge / Shorts *shocker* Gulp cringes (D3M0Gulp)
[Microchip] I AM A GODDAMN MUPPET (Robstar)
[Microchip] Im a computer technician / engineer / programmer / GODDAMN MUPPET (Ricey)
[^Woodsta^] COME JO she loved it last time (gulp)
[^Woodsta^] JOS HAVING A TART (_spectre)
the previous topic was not NLA compliant (gulp)
[Saarlax] [Lambie] YOU CAN GET A QUICK THRUST (Photon)
fraggsta: go into parp, into small squishy lumps.. (parpicus)
Coulthard predicts tight Ring battle - I think that this will be pretty tight (eltawater)
DOUGLAS ADAMS DEAD (Lambie)
ON NOW: The End of the world show ON NEXT: Gulp gets a puppy! (gulp)
ON NOW Stuiis love tips ON NEXT Gulp gets a puppy!! (gulp)
DOUGLAS ADAMS DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (DiscoDeev)
[fraggsta] just seems a bit...long. I dont make a habit of such things (^Stuii^)
DOUGLAS ADAMS DEAD *TRUE SHOCKER* (eltawater)
YES, WE FUCKING KNOW DOUGLAS ADAMS IS FUCKING DEAD (^Stuii^)
DOUGLAS ADAMS STILL DEAD *SHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
Microchip in out of closet gay filth icon *unshocker* (_spectre)
[parpicus] ohhh micro (_spectre)
EUROVISION NIL POINTS (^Stuii^)
FUCK EUROVISION. FEEDER ON ITV. (Catalyst)
Estonia wins Eurovision, Stuii cuts lawn, Gulp gets a puppy (gulp)
[fraggsta] *stroke* (_spectre)
[^peanut^] i had to negotiate a six inch this afternoon (_spectre)
[^peanut^] i had to negotiate a six inch this afternoon [fraggsta] *stroke* (_spectre)
[^peanut^] i had to negotiate a six inch this afternoon [fraggsta] *stroke* [^pe (Lambie)
[^peanut^] i had to negotiate a six inch this afternoon [^peanut^] it was big (Lambie)
[Sange] I WOULD LOVE YOU TO CREAM ME (eltawater)
[Sange] I WOULD LOVE YOU TO CREAM ME (Mr_Scod)
[Sange] I WOULD LOVE YOU TO CREAM ME [Sange] liquid dinner it is then (Mr_Scod)
YOU WILL ALL PH33R THE �STUII NEW WORLD ORDER�. MARK MY WORDS. (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] IM WAITING (fraggsta)
On Now: Milk, with fraggsta On Next: Milk, what is it good for, with sixxie (_spectre)
[SuperDuck] the boygirl being me is dumb (Photon)
[fraggsta] its a Dynomenon (_spectre)
children imitate Jimmy Saville for kicks claims leading tabloid newspaper (_spectre)
[Robstar] my hairy arse (gnomiee)
GOOD NIGHT, MR HARRISSSANANANIAIAINANAINAINAI. Hope your washings dried ;) J. (Catalyst)
UNDERGRADS WIN RUGBY 7s FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 10 YEARS *SHOCKER* (gulp)
[SuperDuck] my men look nasty (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] stuii shove a nice cub up your arse (DiscoDeev)
CTCP Wildebeast Discovered, Photon suspected (_spectre)
CTCP Wildebeast Discovered, Photon suspected of illegal wildebeast experimentati (_spectre)
CTCP Wildebeast Discovered (_spectre)
You will listen to what the kid has to say INSISTS YA KID K (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] ook (^Stuii^)
MO MONEY, MO PROBLEMS claim those people who dont speak proper (^Stuii^)
[gnomie] but i get alot of hot men shop in there (fraggsta)
[gnomie] but i get alot of hot men in there (fraggsta)
[fraggsta] i get alot of hot men (_spectre)
* JimBob puts his hands between his legs (_spectre)
* JimBob puts his hands between his legs [^peanut^] a whopper yes (Lambie)
* JimBob puts his hands between his legs [^peanut^] a whopper yes [^peanut^] 6 i (^Stuii^)
#aber united against revision, hails re-sits (_spectre)
[_spectre] i fail to perform (fraggsta)
[_spectre] i fail to perform [fraggg_] *gyrate wildly* (eltawater)
Wildebeast sited in GimpNET / #sun (_spectre)
Wildebeast sighted in GimpNET / #sun (_spectre)
Twpsyn admits to after-school romps with aunt on pool table *shocker* (eltawater)
ITS NOT LIKE IT WAS IN THE OLD DAYS, CLAIMS #ABER (Lambster)
* Maverix is too hard at the mo, but Im available after June! (eltawater)
Topics involving Homey will not be tolerated (^Stuii^)
OOH AHH JUST A LITTLE BIT, OOH AHH, A LITTLE BIT MORE STATES GINA G (^Stuii^)
MR OZIO DEAD (^Stuii^)
MR OZIO DEAD (Is he a friend of Mr. Oizo?) (DiscoDeev)
WOODSTA ALERT (^Stuii^)
WOODSTA IS ABOUT TO ENTER THE CHANNEL (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] id love to get head (^Stuii^)
* ^Woodsta^ gets head [Lambie] id love to get head (eltawater)
^Woodsta^ gets head [Lambie] Im eating (^Woodsta^)
^Woodsta^ gets head [Lambie] im eating (^Woodsta^)
^Woodsta^ gets head [Lambie] im eating * Mr_Scod is too small (^Stuii^)
^Woodsta^ gets head [^Woodsta^] I fear Im going to blow (Mr_Scod)
[eltawater] two go in (^Woodsta^)
[elta] ook (^Stuii^)
[elta] ook [Mr_Scod] ook (^Stuii^)
[elta] ook [Mr_Scod] ook [Mr_Scod] ook (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] The Black Chickens box is unsatisfying (^Stuii^)
The previous topic was not nla compliant. By any stretch of the imagination. (DiscoDeev)
[DiscoDeev] The Black Chickens box is unsatisfying �[NLA]� (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] the sarcasm is coming next [^Stuii^] yeesh, mozzilla runs like a dog (Surfr)
[^Woodsta^] Right well thats the pants packed for 10 days (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] Right well thats the pants packed for 10 days [DiscoDeev] Bugger (^Stuii^)
Excessively slow Shell account Wildebeast makes your time (^Woodsta^)
Excessively slow Shell account Wildebeast makes your time. Dies of natural cause (DiscoDeev)
[Surfr] Start a conversation [Spectre] sex *Photon* clears his throat (gulp)
_spectre puts boot feet and both hands in his mouth at once (Surfr)
_spectre puts both feet and both hands in his mouth at once (Surfr)
On Now: Religious Hour with Photon and spectre On Next: WAR (_spectre)
Photon re-defines Christianity, Pope not impressed (_spectre)
Photon in pix n mix religion *shocker* (_spectre)
�Mom says its mm ..mm ..mm MONSTER KILL.� (Catalyst)
[^Stuii^] I peaked in 1998 (Lambie)
GOD DISCRIMINATES AGAINST THE IGNORANT (_spectre)
GOD DISCRIMINATES AGAINST THE IGNORANT *SHOCKER* (_spectre)
FAILURE (_spectre)
ON NOW: Revision Panic ON #aber_religion do babies go to heaven (Gulp)
ON NOW: Revision Panic ON #aber_religion: do babies go to heaven (Gulp)
[JimBob] had Frank Bott ages ago (Photon)
[Surfr] I have kissed my mother in the CUNT (Photon)
some things just are NOT topic material (Surfr)
[Surfr] I dont think ive ever pulled Catalyst (gulp_)
[Surfr] I dont think ive ever pulled Catalyst. Gulp yes (gulp_)
gulp_: I think ive ever pulled Catalyst (_spectre)
gulp_: I think ive pulled Catalyst (_spectre)
[Surfr] I dont think ive ever pulled Catalyst. Gulp yes (gulp_)
[^Woodsta^] dad did u catch that? (_spectre)
WOODSTA IS ABOUT TO ENTER THE CHANNEL (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Spectres Election Recommendations. ON NEXT: Spectre Kicked (^Stuii^)
On Now: Spectre and Mrs_Cod in stunted conversation *unshocker* On Next: HELP... (_spectre)
Spectre In Pornographic Relative Pictures (Mr_Scod)
SILENCE. (^Woodsta^)
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT MY FAMILY!!?? (Gulp)
ARE YOU CALLING ME MAM? (_spectre)
ON NOW: Buffy, Faith, Willow drool-a-thon [sponsored by kleenex] (Gulp)
[parpicus] ook (_spectre)
VOTE HOWARD MARKS (_spectre)
VOTE HOWARD MARKS, FOR GREAT DOPE (F3rret)
[F3rret] ook (_spectre)
[Moggz] Dont be a condescending shit (Ricey)
Please check your baggage at the door. (^Woodsta^)
�MARK MY WORDS� (_spectre)
[scally] *relief* thats been wanting to come out all evening (eltawater)
IT BOUNCES DOWN TO YOUR BELLY AND BACK CLAIMS YA KID K (^Stuii^)
ASYLUM SEEKERS TO BE HOUSED IN MILLENIUM DOME UNDER NEW LABOUR (^Stuii^)
VOTE LABOUR OR WELL SEND THE BIG FELLER ROUND... (DiscoDeev)
VOTE LABOUR OR WELL SEND THE BIG FELLER ROUND... (DiscoDeev)
[Ricey] *oink* (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] must go and get some on (Ricey)
[SuperDuck] I have some sweet american tarts (_spectre)
Massively bejewelled Wildebeast graces #aber (^Woodsta^)
SuperDuck: I hate this arse. change it (parpicus)
SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT, ask the deftones (_spectre)
[F3rret] Are you more gay than say... a bog (^Woodsta^)
PHOTON DEAD (_spectre)
[fraggsta] sorry, i didnt realise you were about to enter (_spectre)
PRESCOTT HOLDS UP OFF LICENSE, CLAIMS SELF DEFENCE *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: How to throw an egg with Deliah Smith ON NEXT: Highlights and EGGstracts (gulp)
* JimBob is camp (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] its her final ram next week so Im not pushing her (Gulp)
[JimBob]Im not pushing her[Woodstar] Mind the gap[JimBob]heh (Gulp)
[JimBob] its her final ram next week so Im not pushing her (Gulp)
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/0747553858.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg (parpicus)
TRUST ME, ASKS MICROCHIP. CHANNEL LOOKS AWKWARD. (^Stuii^)
scally: Its comfort in my pants (parpicus)
DES LYNAM DEAD (Gulp)
[Twpsyn] and I can walk around the house looking like a whore (^Stuii^)
Allo were the Romans! (^Stuii^)
Allo were the Romans! Hurrah! (Gulp)
Gulp: ping my arse *sigh* (parpicus)
Gulp: ping my arse *sigh* Stuii: Hurrah! (Gulp)
PARPICUS DEAD Gulp: *sigh* Stuii: Hurrah! (Gulp)
[Gulp] stuii: sorry.... *whimper* (_spectre_)
ON NOW: Spectre lists the current channel members for your benefit ON NEXT: /k _ (Surfr)
ON NOW: Spectre lists the current channel members for your benefit (Surfr)
ON NOW: Spectres ascii art ON NEXT: Gulp spills paint on his keyboard (Gulp)
ON NOW: #gayaber ON NEXT: _spectre_ comes out (DiscoDeev)
Spectre - self confessed skript kiddy Gulp - Ascii art wannabe (Gulp)
[ImplyImp] Surfr fine except for a shag (^Stuii^`)
[ImplyImp] Surfr fine except for a shag [Surfr] not in the mood (Ricey)
FOLKESTONE HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DESTROYED (^Stuii^`)
[^Stuii^] RICEY GET OUT OF MY HEAD [Lambie] id quite like it (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] I was on.... you were tight [eltawater] do it (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] I was on.... Woods you were tight [^Woodsta^] dan nurse me and come (eltawater)
WHOOP, THERE IT IS, DECLARE OUTHERE BROTHERS (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I dont suppose youve a bulging repository? (^Stuii^)
l33t sp34k outlawed. Channel m0rtifi3d (DiscoDeev)
SILENCE. (^Woodsta^)
--- Saarlax sets channel limit to 11 (^Woodsta^)
--- Saarlax sets channel limit to 10 (^Woodsta^)
--- Saarlax sets channel limit to 11 (^Woodsta^)
STD8 GETS LINK TO LIBRARY DISSERTATION IN NTK *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
SILENCE! BE QUIET! (^Woodsta^)
�Visual Studio. Probably the shittest dev tool in the world.� (Catalyst)
WOODSTA IN TRANSSEXUAL ACTOR SECOND LIFE FILTH *SHOCKER* (_spectre)
BDSM Wildebeast Herd Ambles Through #aber *unshocker* (_spectre)
Happy Birthday to Saarlax, post presents to Longmoor (Surfr)
FILTH - come and get it only 60p/kg (JimBob)
FILTH - come and get it only 60p/ltr (eltawater)
FILTH - come and get it only 60p/oz (eltawater)
FILTH - come and get it only 2 crowns/oz (eltawater)
FILTH - come and get it only two groats a fistful (Ricey)
STUII MAILED BY MRS. SIMON GROOM, CLAIMS SIMON ALIVE. SEE WEBSITE. (^Stuii^)
fraggsta bears all in i sucked a wildebeast *shocker* (_spectre)
WILDEBEAST FALTERS (fraggsta)
REGAINS PACE (_spectre)
Theyre dead dave. All dead. (gulp_)
irc.netcom.net.uk DEAD. (_spectre)
[^Woodsta^] phone *anking 24/7 (fraggsta)
ON NOW: Disco Parpicus Funky Mix. ON NEXT: Spectres Music Fascism (^Stuii^)
A PJM in very sentence (Ricey)
Spectre In Claiming To Be A Catch For Any Female (Mr_Scod)
[JimBob] and then Microchip wanked (^Woodsta^)
[JimBob] and then Microchip wanked [Microchip] ook (_spectre)
[_spectre] ook oof (^Woodsta^)
^Woodsta^: ook (_spectre)
[_spectre] ook oof erk (fraggsta)
* JimBob wanted to cum with peanut (Mr_Scod)
the previous topic was invalid (Ricey)
JUNGLIST MASSIVE (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] stuii: HOLD TIGHT (_spectre)
[fraggsta] HOLD TIGHT [^Woodsta^] my hands hurt (_spectre)
SPECTRE IN SETTING 2 PREDICTABLE TOPICS IN UNDER 30 SECONDS *UNSHOCKER* (fraggsta)
[_spectre] surfr - aye, im doing belgium (^Stuii^)
[_spectre] surfr - aye, i do minge (Surfr)
[^Woodsta^] I would recognise that cream anywhere (fraggsta)
[Lambie] hes already half inched my mother (gulp_)
�We know where you live, and we know youre on your own...� (Catalyst)
OUR FAILURE IS OUR GREATEST TRIUMPH (_spectre)
[Lambie] hes already half inched my mother (gulp_)
[Lambie] hes already half inched my mother gulp im watching you (gulp_)
[_spectre]I bet those people are feeling sheep[eltawater]Im going to stick one (gulp_)
[Catalyst] that bunch of French students. supposed to be good [spectre] hehe (gulp_)
[Catalyst] that bunch of French students. [Ricey] man was i pissed (gulp_)
[Catalyst] MMMMmmmmmm busssttyyyy. [Ricey] man was i pissed (gulp_)
ON NOW: Panic revision of CS25610 ON NEXT: Unreal Tournament (gulp_)
[eltawater] My favourite trick is to go down on the walkways and surprise someon (gulp_)
[eltawater] My favourite trick is to go down on the walkways &surprise someone (gulp_)
[eltawater] I go down on the walkways &surprise someone coming (gulp_)
[eltawater] My favourite trick is to go down on simon (Ricey)
[eltawater] My favourite trick is to go down on simone (gulp_)
[eltawater] My favourite trick is to go down on simon (Ricey)
Mozilla Users: Cutting Off Their Noses To Spite Their Faces For Three Years (^Stuii^)
The Angry Channel. (^Woodsta^)
bash: aye: command not found (^Stuii^`)
�25610 .. they think its all over .... �It is now. Time to revise 333 :( (Catalyst)
[Shrink] i fire blanks (Photon)
Microchip in CAPSLOCK FAILURE AT THE OK CORRAL *unshocker* (_spectre)
Microchip in http://www.gaydar.co.uk/bubblebutt *discreet homepage unshocker* (parpicus)
[parpicus] I SPURT (Photon)
YOUVE GOT A MULLET ON YOUR HEAD ... CLAIMS ZACH DE LA ROCHA (_spectre)
Wildebeast roams cautiously into battle, and then back out again (_spectre)
[shinez] i had a throbber all of the way through the exam (_spectre)
[Ricey] im just saying that mention of LAYER or even ILAYER makes me come (Photon)
[Ricey] im just saying that mention of LAYER or even ILAYER makes me easy (Ricey)
gnomie and gulp leave at the same time *filth shocker* (Robstar)
Stuii in keyboard cum coating random key depressing *horror* (_spectre)
Cynical Wildebeast Graces #Aber, Greeted Cynically *unshocker* (_spectre)
[^peanut^] did you go up the weakend? (Robstar)
On Now: �Rage Against The Educational System *LIVE*� On Next: �WAR� (specWork)
ON NOW: Spectre messes up his A-Levels ON LATER: Spec messes up his degree (Ricey)
On Now: Why dont they just give me the A-Levels (with spectre) On Next: Failed (specWork)
[Ferre7] bugger me! (specWork)
ON NOW: Gulp Fails to pass ON NEXT: JimBob fails to make a pass (gulp)
flowers on display at Chelsea Flower Show, reveals Titchmarsh. (^Woodsta^)
FIREMAN SAM DEAD (^Stuii^)
NANA MOUSSKOURI DEAD (Robstar)
�-ERR login incorrect� (Catalyst)
You have failed to enter #aber, even though it appears that you have. Try again. (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: #aber goes all girly ON NEXT: Lets talk about cars (gulp)
ON NOW: UK Living ON NEXT Men and Motors (Surfr)
ON NOW: UK Living. ON NEXT: BBC Made-Up News 24 (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Blind Date ON NEXT: more girly hair ramblings probably (gulp)
KEVIN BLOODY WILSON DEAD (Stuii25M)
COMPLY. (Spect17M)
SEVEN OF NINE TO DIE (^Stuii^)
[widgery] theyre only small but he has them (Robstar)
[widgery] theyre only small but he has them [Catalyst] beat them (^Stuii^)
[widgery] theyre only small but he has them [GulpMeNow] i think i should get ph (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Stuii Fails ON NEXT: Gulp gets banned from the library (GulpMeNow)
[Stuii] WOODSTA ILL KILL YOU IN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES [Surfr] heh (GulpMeNow)
WOODSTA ALERT (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] *suck rover* (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] my neighbor from down the road just walked by and banged on my toy (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] actually Id probably get damp (DiscoDiva)
money isnt everything roy (Robstar)
START! go on, I dare ya (Surfr)
NONE OF YOU START, OKAY? ESPECIALLY OWF. (^Stuii^)
DONT START, SAYS PICARD *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] spec we will pin u down when u get here (_spectre)
[Lambie] i go for the personal touch (_spectre)
[Lambie] i go for the personal touch [^Woodsta^] suck me (_spectre)
Polymorphic wildebeast graces #aber, shot down by a cynical SuperDuck (_spectre)
Shinez in Virgin Wildebeast Despoiler Filth *shocker* (_spectre)
^Stuii^ lix my bottom (^Woodsta^)
spec and lambie in its that old joke again *unshocker* (widgery)
VOTE MRLP. (_spectre)
VOTE MRLP, COMMON SENSE POLICIES FOR A CHANGING BRITAIN (_spectre)
[Ferre7] I am doing the hard one! (Lambie)
[Ferre7] I am doing the hard one! [shinez] ok ill try harder (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] _spectre use yours (fraggsta)
The previous topic was not NLA compliant (^Stuii^)
WELSH NAZIS REIN - DEATH TO YOU ALL (Robstar)
CHRIS EVANS DEAD (Gulp)
[Woodsta] Lots of 16 year old girls almost makes it worth coming (Gulp)
[Woodsta] Lots of 16 year old girls almost makes it worth coming [^Woodsta^] the (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Stuii dribbles his tea ON NEXT: All the old fogies die (Gulp)
Days O The Week Wildebeast Herd Graces #aber, WEDNESDAY Comes For A Closer Look (_spectre)
WEDNESDAY reported to come once a week, thats more than most of us (Gulp)
ON NOW: Woodsta recalls pier pressure snogs, spec looks forward to coming (Gulp)
[Gulp] hehe - i just set my mate off by accident when i came out! (^Stuii^)
[Saarlax] fuck you saarlax (_spectre)
ON NOW: Stuii explains the offside rule using the failure phenomena (Gulp)
[Photon] Surfr just fake it and restart (Gulp)
Stuii in Rolf Harris Fetish Revelation *shocker* zoinks (Ricey)
The previous topic was not true (^Stuii^)
[gnomie] dammit i burnt my stoat (^Stuii^)
its like a weasel (Robstar)
[^Woodsta^] my corridor has a throughput of approx 100/hr (^Stuii^)
[shinez] i got poo too (^Stuii^)
[shinez] i got poo too [SuperDuck] Im doing it like this (^Stuii^)
� (Surfr)
Despite what it looks like, you have failed to enter the channel. Try again. (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] I need a plug (^Stuii^)
GET ME AN SCM MODEL 3, DEMAND LAFORGE, *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
BEHOLD, order Nibbler High Council *trueshocker* (^Woodsta^)
* moggee is hot and strips down to her rather nice bra [moggee] Woods come pick (JimBob)
ON NOW : UK Living, storm in a D cup (Gulp)
[Woodstar] I now know why semen is fabled (^Stuii^)
[woodstar] semen is fabled [Woodstar] a lovely dollop of man mayo (Ricey)
[JimBob] Stuii: produce the ring (Woodstar)
[Jimbob] Stuii: prod the ring (eltawater)
OLD DAYS RETURN TO ABER, WESLEY LOOKS CONFUSED (Lambie)
[Woodstar] blowing me left right and centre (eltawater)
[eltawater] Im coming arent i [woodsta] blowing me left right and centre (Gulp)
*** Gulp has quit IRC (f_cking ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh) (eltawater)
Picard: Thats quite enough! (specZzzz)
[^Woodsta^] ook (specZzzz)
�I CANT TALK NOW, IM ON IRC ! ... WHAT ? ... NO, ITS CRAP ... LATER, CIAO ! (Catalyst)
[^Woodsta^] put the willie up em shinez (_spectre)
WOODSTA OFFERED A SOGGY BISCUIT BY WENCH *LHORREUR* (_spectre)
ON NOW: the insult channel ON NEXT: why you f_cking reading this!? (Gulp)
ON NOW: Extremeley Offensive Hour. ON NEXT: Fuck you all (^Stuii^)
[Noggy] this channel would be better if we were more civil to each other (Ricey)
[Moggy] this channel would be better if we were more civil to each other (Ricey)
ON NOW: Topic baiting kickfest ON NEXT: Spectre kicked (Owf)
Happy birthday, SuperDuck (SuperDuck)
*** Dyn has left IRC (^Stuii^)
Owners of WAP phones foolish, claims The Register (^Stuii^)
meow` sings Limp Bizkit lyrics openly *shocker* (Surfr)
I never said I hated Limp Bizkit, I just hate Fred *blech* Durst (meow`)
[^Woodsta^] I had a huge pussy on my head this morn (^Stuii^)
* JimBob will be playing with boys this evening (^Stuii^)
* JimBob will be playing with boys this evening [^Woodsta^] Im not coming to ab (^Stuii^)
[Twpsyn] I think my head just exploded (Robstar)
[Photon] [--- proof (Surfr)
[Photon] [--- poof (Surfr)
#aber boring, claims botmaster (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] bah these two people from outside have moved before Ive had a chance t (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I cant be arsed to play with it before I get undressed (Catalyst)
[^peanut^] you might get it next week (Robstar)
fraggsta and woodsta leave at the same time *shocker* (Robstar)
[|aka|] photon i still need elderly ass (Photon)
[Lambster] jump small boys in the park (fraggsta)
NEW WORLD ORDER: OBEY YOUR MASTER TROUT (Robstar)
GRANDPA JEEZ - ARE YOU BLIND AS WELL AS LARGE? (^Stuii^)
LONG-DISTANCE CLARA DEAD (^Stuii^)
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�� Signon by DYN (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] OOOOOOK (^Stuii^)
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�� Signoff by DYN at 11:13am (^Woodsta^)
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WOODSTA ALERT (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Video Compression Size/Quality Tradeoff Pissing Contest (^Stuii^)
[Stuii]Catalyst is a bitch [Catalyst] Ricey, Ill come [Photon] Good Grief (Gulp)
[Stuii]Catalyst is a bitch [Catalyst] Ricey, Ill come [Photon] good grief (Gulp)
JACK YOUR BODY ORDERS STEVE SILK HURLEY (^Stuii^)
THE ONLY WAS IS UP, INSIST YAZZ (^Stuii^)
THE ONLY WAY IS UP, INSIST YAZZ (^Stuii^)
FAILURE, DEMONSTRATES STUII (^^Woodsta)
*** DYN is on IRC (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: FUCK YOU ON NEXT: FUCK YOU ALL (DiscoDeev)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/dictionary/display.php?entry=Chaffeing%2C+preBank+Ho (^^Woodsta)
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[Ricey] OOOK (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] OOOK *** Dyn has left IRC (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] OOOK *** Dyn has left IRC [Surfr] NOW I NEED TO BLOW MY CUNT (^Stuii^)
*** Dyn is on IRC (^Stuii^)
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* JimBob has just been with moggz (^Stuii^)
* JimBob has just been with moggz [Ricey] OOOOK (^Stuii^)
* Ricey is away - �fucking� - messages will be saved. (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] IM FUCKING REW IF I NEED TO (JimBob)
[^Woodsta^] IM FUCKING REW IF I NEED TO AND HE CAN FUCKING WELL LIKE IT (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] OR DO YOU JUST ARSE FUCK ALL DAY (^Stuii^)
Set Aberystwyth to be my hometown Why? QUESTION BBC WEATHER (^Woodsta^)
* Catalyst screams and buggers a kitten. (Photon)
ENGLAND : [�2� - �0�] : MEXICO (VirtStuii)
ENGLAND : [3 - 0] : MEXICO CLAIMS ALLEYCAT (Lambie)
ENGLAND : [4 - 0] : MEXICO CLAIMS SKY SPORTS (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] i dont do strangers (Lambie)
[Jimbob] i dont do strangers, i need photos (Gulp_)
[Jimbob] i dont do strangers, i need photon (Gulp_)
http://www.supergreg.com/ (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Lucid Dreaming ON NEXT: Are you dreaming this? (Gulp)
MEngs: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE??!! (Gulp)
[Ricey] I HAVE BOLLOCKS COME ON (Gulp)
[Ricey? Gulp, Im comming to finish you off, sonny (Gulp)
[Ricey] Gulp, Im comming to finish you off, sonny (Gulp)
[Ricey] Gulp, Im coming to finish you off, sonny (Gulp)
the previous topic was a product of gulps failure (JimBob)
I HOPE YOU DIE SOON (_spectre)
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead (GulpMeNow)
ON NOW: Friends, the one with JimBob and the Sheep (Gulp)
LETS ALL HUNT DOWN PICTURES OF SUPERDUCK (Gulp)
http://www.microsoft.com/office/clippy/images/rollover_4.gif (^Stuii^)
[widgery] i had the weirdest shit last night [widgery] 100% sore (eltawater)
ON NOW: Jimbobs conquests ON NEXT: Photon+Cat dribble food (Gulp)
ON NOW: Jimbobs conquest ON NEXT: Photon+Cat dribble food (Gulp)
[JimBob] oh had Cnych on the beach (Woodstar)
better out than in (fraggsta)
Fraggsta In Carpet Munching Allegations (Mr_Scod)
[Microchip] eek, premature entry syndrome (eltawater)
#BLIGHTY INVASION *KLAXXON* (Lambie)
SPECTRE & STUII GOING TO SLEEP AT SAME TIME *SHOCKER* (JimBob)
ON NOW : Hair styling tips, with Spectre and Jimbob ON NEXT: Gardening tips, wit (eltawater)
ON NOW: Hair styling, with Spectre & Jimbob ON NEXT: Gardening tips, with Stuii (eltawater)
ON NOW: SuperBob and JimDuck - BUSTED (GulpMeNow)
ON NOW: Spectres Arrogance Hour (Mr_Scod)
ON NOW: Spectres Arrogance Hour (GulpMeNow)
ON NOW: Spectre Embarrassed ON NEXT: Spectre Gets Kicked (Mr_Scod)
[^Stuii^] CUNT YOURSELF LUCY (GulpMeNow)
Welcome to the playground (Surfr)
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[^Stuii^] RAH SUCK IT DOWN Stuii in Rah! abuse *shocker* (_spectre)
ON NOW: Spec and Widges Drug hour ON NEXT: Gulp wants some asprin (Gulp)
Huge Ball O Hash Kills 500 In Ohio ... Claims Widget (_spectre)
[JimBob] I might have to bang a few widows on my way to the train station (SuperDuck)
[fraggsta] I had to work on �FIVE� men today (_spectre)
shin0r wanaks (^Woodsta^)
[Widgery] wow, i get to have john. I can!!! (GulpItUp)
[Widgery] gulp I shall come in a min (Robstar)
[Widgery] i shall come on john in a min. (GulpItUp)
*** Dyn is on IRC (^Stuii^)
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VICTOR KIAM DEAD (eltawater)
VICTOR KIAM DEAD *trueshocker* (eltawater)
*** Ricey (~str6@central.aber.ac.uk) has left #aber (Ricey) (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] Im going to eat some muff for lunch (Owf)
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[^Stuii^] ^Woodsta^ cor, I bet it was a bit stiff [^Woodsta^] very (_spectre)
Set Mode +Bluster SuperDuck (_spectre)
Saarlax Sets Mode +Bluster SuperDuck (_spectre)
[SuperDuck] This time tomorrow i will finish you off gulp (GulpMeOff)
[SuperDuck] This time i will finish you off completely gulp (GulpMeOff)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS NOT ALLOWED BECAUSE SUPERDUCK SAID SO (GulpMeOff)
^Stuii^ IS THE POOF (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Surfrs Verbose WAP Elite. ON NEXT: Creation of #aberelite (^Stuii^)
STUII IN IM LATE SHOCKER!!! (meow`)
The previous topic had a syntax error in the formation of *shocker* (^Stuii^)
STUII IN ANALLY RENTATIVE *SHOCKER*!!! (meow`)
MEOW VOTED FOR GEORGE BUSH SHOCKER!!! (^Stuii^)
STUII IN ANALLY UN-RENTATIVE *SHOCKER*!!! (meow`)
meow` fat and minghing, implies meow` (^Stuii^)
STUII IN ANAL PROBING RESEARCH GONE HORRIBLY WRONG *SHOCKER* (meow`)
MEOW` IN GENETIC RESEARCH GONE HORRIBLY WRONG *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
STUII IN I never wanted to bang hormonal schoolgirls when I was a hormonal scho (meow`)
STUII IN I never wanted to bang hormonal schoolgirls *UNSHOCKER* (meow`)
[Ferret] ook (_spectre)
#aber is brought to you in False-O-Vision. Nothing you see here is true. (VirtStuii)
[Ferret] I could get the size to about 2 nm and then just make it smaller (^Stuii^)
Signon by dyn!~MeetIRC@ba1-960.dialup.tiscalinet.it at 11:06pm (^Woodsta^)
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Signoff by DYN at 10:31am (^Woodsta^)
Signoff by DYN at 10:58am (^Woodsta^)
[|M|ouse] cos Im *sooo* loose (DiscoDeev)
[_spectre] i dont mind dealing with you, stuii (^Stuii^)
[13:45] *** Zebrabomb has left IRC (^Stuii^)
MAN EATS RENAULT 4 (^Stuii^)
MAN EATS RENAULT 4, PRETENDS NAME IS KEITH (^Stuii^)
MAN EATS RENAULT 4, DISEMBOWELS SELF WITH SPEARS (^Stuii^)
MAN CLIMBS INSIDE DOG, BEHEADS ESKIMO (DiscoDeev)
MAN PAINTS LEFT KNEE GREEN, EXTRACTS WISDOM TEETH (^Woodsta^)
MAN CASSEROLES GRANDMOTHER, WEARS SALAMI IN EARS (^Stuii^)
MAN LEARNS TO SPEAK ARAPAHO (DiscoDeev)
MAN LEARNS TO SPEAK ARAPAHO, STICKS DECKCHAIR UP NOSE (^Stuii^)
MAN HOLDS CHICKEN IN AIR, PURCHASES JUMBO JET (^Stuii^)
I THINK WERE ALONE NOW, SUSPECTS TIFFANY (^Stuii^)
WHERE IS MY PHONE, ASKS STUII (_spectre)
ALONE NOW, AGREE TIFFANY BACKING SINGERS (sixxie)
Ricey [~str6@central.aber.ac.uk] has joined #blighty (^Woodsta^)
[gnomie] its not hard is it (^Woodsta^)
[gnomie] its not hard is it [^Woodsta^] well it wasnt my fault [^Woodsta^] Dan f (_spectre)
[gnomie] its not hard is it [^Woodsta^] well it wasnt my fault Dan forced me (_spectre)
ON NOW: Surfrs Outdoor Sports Glossary. ON NEXT: Spectre Fails Exams (^Stuii^)
[Tig`One] selecta (Ricey)
[widgery] *wink* (_spectre)
[Photon] I should get undressed and sort out my hardness (widgery)
[widgery] spec theres probably not much to look at down there (^Stuii^)
BETTER THE DEVIL YOU KNOW, REMARKS MINOGUE (^Stuii^)
[fragg] oh, most of them will do lex (Robstar)
* JimBob hasnt had a bath in months (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] lambie I suggest a blooger (^Woodsta^)
*** Zebrabomb is on IRC (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] Id like to keep a man for a while (^Stuii^)
[_spectre] i was in stuii (fraggsta)
[_spectre] i quite like amigas (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] stand firm, spectre (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] woods/spectre, shall I knock you lot up? (^Stuii^)
[Saarlax] [04:47] #JimBob# seen superduck (^Stuii^)
WOODSTA ALERT (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] SPECTRES NAKED AGAIN [Owf] stuii stop fantasising at once (_spectre)
[sixxie] white sauce on my clean-til-just-then t-shirt (^Stuii^)
[_spectre] i know some very interesting gentlemen who reside in brighton (DeevPH00D)
*** Zebrabomb is on IRC (^Stuii^)
[Robstar] Stuii i got an entrance [^Stuii^] no, its only wind (Gulp)
MOTHER. SHIT. SHIT DAMN MOTHERFUCKER, EXCLAIMS FUR-Q (^Stuii^)
FUCK SUCK YOUR FUCKING MONEY, BITCH, ASK THE DEFTONES (_spectre)
PACKET LOSS TO CENTRAL AT ALL TIME LOW *SHOCKER* (Robstar)
[^Woodsta^] youd think stuii would flush (^Stuii^)
�The Continuing Antics of Ugly Kid John.� (Catalyst)
Ricey [~str6@central.aber.ac.uk] has left #blighty (^Woodsta^)
It seems today that all you see is movies and violence and sex on TV (Robstar)
NOW ON SPEC-CAM: come marvel at his fluffy hair (Gulp)
* _spectre prepares to come out *the absolute horror* (DiscoDeev)
The previous topic was not NLA compliant in the slightest (^Stuii^)
The previous topic was pure fiction, shut up Wesley. (^Woodsta^)
BRACE FOR ADSL OUTAGE. �BRACE� (^Stuii^)
fuck it (^Stuii^)
*** Zebrabomb is on IRC (^Stuii^)
Kill the President, anarchy, echelon, nuclear, assassinate, FRU, Leb (fraggsta)
KILL THE PRESIDENT NUCLEAR ASSASSINATION ECHELON ANARCHY (Lambie)
KILL THE PRESIDENT NUCLEAR ASSASSINATION ECHELON ANARCHY (fraggsta)
[widget] I often cream townies (sixxie)
WOODSTA IS ABOUT TO ENTER THE CHANNEL (^Stuii^)
[Deani] hoorah! i might nothave to come again im no compsci! (Gulp)
[Deani] hoorah! i might not have to come again im no compsci! (Gulp)
The preious topic was one of Gulps Weekotopix (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] and we shall be camp naturally (DiscoDeev)
[Owf] well yes, i suppose i run around in a skirt with no underwear (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] you will give it to her (^Stuii^)
STUII DEAD (_spectre)
*** Zebrabomb is on IRC (^Stuii^)
[TIGHTrat] my builders are banging (^Stuii^)
[TIGHTrat] my builders are banging [Mr_Scod] demand younger builders (^Stuii^)
[_spectre] 5ft [aged 2-5] is nice for me (Mr_Scod)
PLEASE COME TO DUNSTABLE (^Stuii^)
�PLEASE� COME TO DUNSTABLE (sixxie)
ON NOW: Stuiis Rage Evening, with special guest DiscoDeev (VirtStuii)
_spectre and advice used in same sentence. World implodes. (VirtStuii)
ON NOW: Spectres advice hour ON NEXT: CUNT PANTS the night away... (Gulp)
[^Stuii^] I never knew drilling an 8 could be such hard work (Lambie)
*** Quits: GulpMeOff (~dvp8@central.aber.ac.uk�) (just poppin in to see if Lizwa (Surfr)
*** Quits: GulpMeOff (~dvp8@central.aber.ac.uk�) (Im a twat) (Surfr)
SHUT UP YOU UNGRATEFUL CUNT (Lambie)
Signon by dyn at 19:01 (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] Ive got a babysite (^Woodsta^)
ON TONIGHT: Drunken IRC (Surfr)
Ferret Left in channel alone. Help....... (Ferre7)
ON TONIGHT: Drunken IRC (Surfr)
�ON TONIGHT: �IRCs Drunkest Users, with Surfr and Woodsta (^Woodsta^)
http://www.shilson.clara.co.uk/gfx/new/orleansyearlge.jpg (Surfr)
ON TONIGHT: Drunk IRC with your hosts Woodsta and Surfr (Surfr)
�ON NOW:� The Worlds Drunkest IRCers. �ON NEXT:� [Surfr] eweasdasfrgteh (^Woodsta^)
�We have dispensed with regular typo rules as everyone is drunk. BEHOLD. (^Woodsta^)
Music for the Jilted Generation is thebest album of the 90s. Discuss. (^Woodsta^)
Music for the Jilted Generation is the best album of the 90s. Discuss. (^Woodsta^)
�What were dealing with here is a total lack of respect for the law. (^Woodsta^)
�My mind is glowing. (^Woodsta^)
�Ruff� in da Jungle bizniss, claims Pups boyfriend. (^Woodsta^)
�Pay close attention. (^Woodsta^)
I wanna be the minority,oi. (^Woodsta^)
�Were looking for Roooooooooy (^Woodsta^)
http://www.binaryfreedom.com/content.php?content_id=26 (sixxie)
[^Stuii^] im castrated (Surfr)
*** Dyn has left IRC *** Zebrabomb is on IRC (^Stuii^)
The gentle art of making enemies. (Woodstar)
�PLEASE� COME TO DUNSTABLE (`^Stuii^)
[_spectre] my sister has them coming and she is only 16 (^Woodsta^)
^Woodsta^: i am coming (_spectre)
[_spectre] my sister has them coming and she is only 16 (^Woodsta^)
[_spectre] my sister has come and she is only 16 (^Woodsta^)
* shiny is a minge (_spectre)
WE ARE HERE TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] Deev is really gorgeous (^Stuii^)
WOODSTA IS NOT ABOUT TO ENTER THE CHANNEL (`^Stuii^)
�PLEASE� COME TO DUNDEE (`^Stuii^)
�PLEASE� COME TO DUNSTABLE (`^Stuii^)
Woodsta not found modem at work yet *shocker* (^Surfr^)
Woodsta will have that shield down, weve got to give him more time (`^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] $random_cultural_reference misspell($simple_word) (^Stuii^`)
[widget] I just accidentally buggered my short mate julia (^Stuii^`)
Mr_Scod in understatement of the year (widget)
[15:24] *** Dyn has left IRC (^Stuii^`)
Dabs declared best computer related online retailer again (Surfr)
Dabs declared best computer related online retailer. �Buy Now!� (^Stuii^`)
[fraggsta] change your nick to 15fe_cutie * JimBob perks up (eltawater)
[^Woodsta^] give me one stuii (^Stuii^)
SO WHAT YOU WHAT YOU WHAT YOU WANT? Enquire Beastie Boys. (^Woodsta^)
[_spectre] im getting paid for it (^Stuii^)
[_spectre] im getting paid for it * JimBob has only done it once (^Stuii^)
* JimBob has only done it once [JimBob] missed the 2nd time (eltawater)
* JimBob has only done it once missed the 2nd time [teebs]i can imagine (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] even more than sixxie, he was good [teebs] i can imagine (^Stuii^)
[Lambster] aceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed (Woodstar)
�HOLD TIGHT (fraggsta)
TRANCE DEAD (scally)
HERE WE GO WITH MC LAMBIE ONCE AGAIN (Woodstar)
JACK YOUR BODY demands Steve Silk Hurley. (Woodstar)
[Catalyst] URINE ON ELEPHANT. (Woodstar)
eltawater in Legalise Urination Directed At Elephants *shocker* (_spectre)
THESE SOUNDS FALL INTO MY MIND maintains Kenny Dope (Woodstar)
In Vietnam he was 19 points out Paul Hardcastle. (Woodstar)
IM A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORLD, REVEALS BARBIE (^Stuii^)
MEOW BLEURGH GIBBLE HNUUUURGH babble the Prodigy, inanely. (Woodstar)
URGH claims Daniel Johns, repeatedly. (_spectre)
DIRTY CASH, DIRTY CASH DEMAND STEVIE V, WHILST ON ADVENTURES OF ~ (^Stuii^)
LEAVE ME OUT pleads silverchair, again (_spectre)
LET FREEDOM RING WITH A SHOTGUN BLAST ask Machinehead, politely. (_spectre)
�Pardon me while I burst into flames (Catalyst)
�Pardon me while I burst into flames (Catalyst)
ITS NATIONAL LON DYFI EAT THE KITCHEN WEEK (Ricey)
NATIONAL .. LON DYFI (^Stuii^)
#aber DEAD *trueshocker* (Surfr)
everything DEAD *trueshocker* (Owf)
The previous topic mis-used the term trueshocker (^Stuii^)
* fraggsta feels lambie (_spectre)
SPECTRE DOES _NOR WITH HIS NEW CALCULATOR *FILTH* (^Stuii^)
�aceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed�� (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] oh Im all queer *unshocker* (JimBob)
[^Woodsta^] oh Ive come over a queer (^Stuii^)
STUII TO CHOP ONE OF THE MASTERS. WHO SHALL IT BE? (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Robstars Last Supper. ON NEXT: Master Execution (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Robstars Master Execution rocsoc pissup (Robstar)
�aceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed�� (^Stuii^)
LEEDS REVOLTING (Woodstar)
Evan Davis, Economics with a smile (specZzzz)
GOING TURBO, CLAIMS MAX STEEL (^Stuii^)
[specAfk] surfr - can you poke gareth (if you and he are near each other) (eltawater)
ON NOW: ^Stuii^/^Saarlax^ has quit IRC (Ping Timeout) - (rpt) (DiscoDeev)
SIMON MAYO DEAD (Gulp)
ON NOW: Groundhog day with Stuii+Saarlax ON NEXT: Groundhog day with... (Gulp)
The previous topic was removed due to it being a bit poor really. Carry on (eltawater)
ON NOW: ^Stuii^/^Saarlax^ has quit IRC (Ping timeout) - (rpt) (DiscoDeev)
ADSA MUM FINDS LIVE TARANTULA IN BANANAS, CLAIMS LOCAL PAPER (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] stuii looks like a very bored prostitute (^Woodsta^)
www.visitsunderland.co.uk (^Stuii^)
shiny fucked in the ass repeatedly by government ministers *unshocker* (_spectre)
on now: election comedy hour. on next: shiny gets assfucked again (SuperDuck)
[Lambie] gulp speed is infinitely more important (^Stuii^)
Blair - All Your Constituencies Are Belong To Us (Mr_Scod)
ALL BOUND FOR MUU-MUU LAND (Woodstar)
THEIR MUSTANG LEFT AN HOUR AGO declars Tammy Wynette (Woodstar)
Stand by your man urges Tammy Wynette (Gulp)
IF IT HADNT BEEN FOR COTTON EYE JOE bemoan Rednex. (Woodstar)
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW order C&C Music Factory. (Woodstar)
GOT SUNSHINE IN A BAG reveals Gorillaz, unrealistically. (Woodstar)
LEAVE ME BREATHLESS beg the corrs (Gulp_)
AMERICA - WHAT TIME IS LOVE? question KLF. (Woodstar)
IM TOO SEXY boasts right said fred (Gulp_)
DADDY MACLL MAKE YER JUMP, JUMP reitorate Kriss Kross (Woodstar)
WHY DOES IT FEEL SO GOOD, enquires Spiller (scally)
PUMP UP THE VOLUME PUMP UP THE VOLUME request M.A.R.R.S. (Woodstar)
WED RATHER JACK, THAN FLEETWOOD MAC proclaim the Reynolds Girls (scally)
JA JA JA WAS IST GUT WAS IST DAS enquire Modo (Woodstar)
NOW: 80s dance music ASCII representation NEXT: Flood quits (DiscoDeev)
MAYBE I CAN HAVE A TASTE plead Outhere Bros (Woodstar)
ALWAYS TELL YOUR MUMMY BEFORE YOU GO OFF SOMEWHERE (^Woodsta^)
#aber �ON NOW�: Saarlax times out. �NEXT:� Saarlax times out (rpt) (Woodstar)
[^peanut^] you can get 20inch ones (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] so hard (^Stuii^)
[Catalyst] Still. I have beer and Superduck. (^Stuii^)
[Woodstar] smeg did it for me once (^Stuii^)
IM DIRTY reveals Stevie V (Woodstar)
SHUT UP MURRAY (Woodstar)
TRULLI NO SCHUMACHER NO HILL NO Get this Murray off my bridge (Woodstar)
My ships bigger than your ship, insists Captain Safeway (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I am stroking my own breasts, listening to the Village People. (^Woodsta^)
Did you write the book of love enquires Don McLean. (^Woodsta^)
Oh and while the King was looking down teases Don McLean. (^Woodsta^)
Mwahwahmwhamhwa, wahwahmwahwah repeats Flat Eric, repeatedly. (^Woodsta^)
[_spectre_] autoget is on btw (^Woodsta^)
On Now: Programming Hour, with spectre and special guest Surfr On Next: More Pro (_spectre)
On Now: Programming Hour, with spectre and special guest Surfr (_spectre)
FREE SEX! CALL 01382 457585 (_spectre)
When the shit goes down, youd better be ready, WARNS CYPRESS HILL (^Stuii^)
HE INSANE, GOT NO BRAIN, WARNS CYPRESS HILL (Woodstar)
What goes arond comes around, PROPHESIZES CYPRESS HILL (^Stuii^)
JUST GOT AN OUNCE IN THE MAIL, REVEALS CYPRESS HILL (Woodstar)
Only came outside to watch the night fall with the rain, BLUSTERS DURAN DURAN (^Stuii^)
NOTHING ON TOP BUT A BUCKET AND A MOP AND AN ILLUSTRATIVE BOOK ABOUT BIRDS cla (_spectre)
NOTHING ON TOP BUT A BUCKET AND A MOP AND AN ILLUSTRATIVE BOOK ABOUT BIRDS (_spectre)
NO DISASSEMBLE, NO DISASSEMBLE NUMBER FIVE, PLEADS NUMBER FIVE (^Stuii^)
ONLY BOOK I OWNS CALLED HOW TO LOSE claims Daniel Johns unrealistically (_spectre)
* fraggsta has been sucked (^Stuii^)
* fraggsta has been sucked * ^peanut^ has a look before she goes (^Stuii^)
no sex please. Were #Aber (Surfr)
[random_individual] bangs [random_aberite] hour *oh the humanity* (_spectre)
WELL TAKE YOUR BRAIN TO ANOTHER DIMENSION claim the Prodigy (_spectre)
[^Woodsta^] i take it up the khyber (_spectre)
[^Woodsta^] i take it up the khyber [JimBob] usually when Ive got up late (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] my cadets need me (^Stuii^)
Dont let your son go down on me orders Michael, unconvincingly. (^Woodsta^)
DOUBLE PRONGED WILDEBEAST HIT WITH MELODIC CHOCOLATE BAR (Gulp_)
[JimBob] gulp come to bed (_spectre)
[JimBob]I watched a video with Liz and Liz in it last night (^Stuii^)
/kick gulp - you know you want to (JimBob)
That topic was up for far too long (Woodstar)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/wales/newsid_1383000/1383473.stm (DiscoDeev)
http://www.stuii.co.uk/photos/shower.php?pic=.%2Fgeneral%2Fexpress.jpg (^Stuii^)
Rhydio.com launches �www.pizzareview.co.uk� *lardshocker* (^Stuii^)
Rhydio.com launches �www.pizzareview.co.uk� *lardshocker* | #aber alive again (Surfr)
pizzareview.co.uk broken claims #gnome lurker (_spectre)
pizzareview.co.uk shite claims #gnome lurker, who later mysteriously disappear (Lambie)
pizzareview.co.uk broken claims #gnome lurker (_spectre)
[Microchip] _spectre: I must agree, Mozilla does seem to be far less buggy than (^Stuii^)
[Microchip] I must agree, Mozilla does seem to be far less buggy than IE (^Stuii^)
On Now: BIG FIGHT, LIVE: ^Stuii^ vs. Microchip On Next: Channel Hopping (_spectre)
Hopes of Woodstas daytime IRC appearance fade. #aber shocked (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Spectre kickfest (with acronyms!) ON NEXT: spectre kicked (Owf)
ARMED SIEGE IN ABERYSTWYTH, JIMBOB STRANGELY ABSENT FROM #ABER (^Woodsta^)
BIOTECH IS GODZILLA claim sepultura (_spectre)
[_spectre] stuii - how long? (^Stuii^)
Girlfriend in a coma I know, I know. Its serious WARN THE SMITHS (^Stuii^)
Why cant I be you ENQUIRE THE CURE (Surfr)
Robots to replace stupid people in world of the future *yay* (_spectre)
[Saarlax] [11:59] Wanted to ban myself--deflected. (^Stuii^)
* ^Stuii^ grabs onto something solid (DiscoDeev)
DISCODEEV ADMITS NORTH IS ARSE. LAMBIE UNDER PRESSURE. *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
DiscoDeev the doorman, wont you hand me your coat (_spectre)
POLLY DEMANDS CRACKER, SAY NIRVANA (^Stuii^)
Big hands I know your the one DECLARE VIOLENT FEMMES (Surfr)
[JimBob] Dita isnt he allowed to swallow? (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] dan - well i connected to warez.innit.co.uk and it was my m drive (^Stuii^)
stop that (Lambie)
MICROCHIP CNYCH MICROCHIP CNYCH MICROCHIP CNYCH MICROCHIP CNYCH (Lambie)
MICROCHIP CNYCH MICROCHIP CNYCH MICROCHIP CNYCH MICROCHIP CNYCH �*bang*� (Lambie)
CNYCH �*bang*� WOODSTA *fail* (Surfr)
ON NOW: Vague Rumours. ON NEXT: Frantic Log Searches (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Nostalgia isnt what it used to be ON NEXT: Random food dribbling (GulpItUp)
ON NOW: Surfr Pissed *unshocker* (Surfr)
[Lambie] chuck a WOO-WOO-WOO (^Woodsta^)
EXCUSE ME MISTER, YOU GOT THINGS ALL WRONG explain No Doubt (Surfr)
12 PM approaches and all working IRCers dissapear (Surfr)
12 PM approaches and all working IRCers disapear (Surfr)
#aber better in the old days declares madwolf (_spectre)
#aber better in the old days declares madwolf, prophet SCM (^Stuii^)
[Gulp] right - before this cunt gets out of hand, Ill be off to get some (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] God, everyone gets slack in the summer (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] God, everyone gets slack in the summer [DiscoDeev] Hand spasms (^Stuii^)
HES WATCHING EVERY WORD YOU SAY inform the stereophonics referring to Stuii (_spectre)
YOU TALK TOO MUCH, complain Sultans of Ping F.C. (sixxie)
THIS IS DANGEROUS, warn The Prodigy, referring to The Matrix (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] wasnt sure of the gender (Lambie)
Stop me if you think youve heard this one before, PERMIT THE SMITHS (^Stuii^)
On Now: Car Wars Trilogy with Stuii, Owf and Shiny On Next: �WAR� (_spectre)
On Now: Car Wars Trilogy with Stuii, Owf and Shiny On Next: Spectre Kicked (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] need work on the member (^Stuii^)
Happy girls and happy boys are we. We are the happy boys and girls CLAIM AQUA (^Stuii^)
ROLL UP suggest the stereophonics (_spectre)
Welcome aboard the Starship Boney M for our first passenger flight to Venus SA (^Stuii^)
There was a cat that really was gone, exclaim Boney M, worried (^Stuii^)
YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL claim the stereophonics (_spectre)
[_spectre] i am meeting parpicus to recieve his package (^Stuii^)
[_spectre] i am meeting parpicus to recieve his package [_spectre] i have met hi (^Stuii^)
CHARLES BRONSON DEAD (^Woodsta^)
BRITNEY SPEARS DEAD (`natty)
DIMMOCK DEAD (^Stuii^)
TORRA TORRA TORRA (^Woodsta^)
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE KIDDING MR. HITLER? declare Dads Army. (^Woodsta^)
I aint goin out like that, INSISTS CYPRESS HILL (^Stuii^)
[Woodstar] OOK (^Stuii^)
[scally] and then we all collectively got off (^Stuii^)
[scally] and then we all collectively got off [Surfr] pics ? (^Stuii^)
[scally] and then we all collectively got off [Surfr] pics ? [Lambie] now (Woodstar)
[_spectre] ours are both soft (Lambie)
[_spectre] ours are both soft [Woodstar] GT is always hard (Lambie)
[_spectre] ours are both soft [Woodstar] is a hard top (^Stuii^)
[_spectre] ours are both soft [Woodstar] is a hard top [^Stuii^] its huge (Lambie)
WHAT IS THIS SHIT ask sepultura (specZzzz)
SpectreRant [tm] in Full Swing, Thar She Blows (specZzzz)
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1607260009 (VirtStuii)
Im thirty eight fucking years old, ADMITS KID LOCO (^Stuii^)
Im the stranger... killing an arab, INFORM THE CURE (Surfr)
Jun 15 13:20:34 scorpio proftpd - USER shadow: Login successful *shocker* (^Stuii^)
bow to leper messiah!, INSIST METALLICA (Surfr)
[Microchip] I REPEATEDLY SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FOOD (Owf)
THE CHAD. THE CHAD. (^Stuii^)
SPECTRE IN SIGNING OFF IRC *TRUE SHOCKER* (Gulp)
[JimBob] BRB: need to shit another box (Gulp)
[JimBob] naked girls pamper me when i come (Gulp)
The previous topic was not NLA compliant and had to be �ERASED� (^Stuii^)
BILL ODDIE, BILL ODDIE, PUT YOUR HANDS ALL OVER MY BODY pleads Madonna. (^Woodsta^)
JUMPERMAN says Jack Dee, in Caddy horror flashback. (Woodstar)
[Lambie] i jacked (^Stuii^`)
ANYONE IN BRIXTON CAUGHT SMOKING POT WILL BE LET OFF claim scared Police (Woodstar)
01:20] [JimBob] I now need to bugger my dad for his Fathers Day pressie (^Stuii^)
Surfrs uncle gets MBE *shocker* (Surfr)
[^Woodsta^] I was going to have a nappy-free wee (Gulp)
MARMALADE ATKINS DEAD (DiscoDeev)
WOMAN DIES IN B&Q FORKLIFT INCIDENT (^Woodsta^)
http://www.stuii.co.uk/photos/index.php?basedir=.%2Falbums%2Fjorose-party-160620 (^Stuii^)
http://www.stuii.co.uk/photos/albums/jorose-party-16062001/ (^Stuii^)
http://www.stuii.co.uk/photos/albums/jorose-party-16062001/mvc-003f.jpg (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] does that mean all fathers come?! hmmmm (GulpMe)
DEAD (Surfr)
[^Stuii^] its your punishment for not coming last night (_spectre)
pimpin aint easy claim pimps (_spectre)
[JimBob] this house needs discipline (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] this house needs discipline [JimBob] in just underwear (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] house needs discipline [JimBob] in underwear [JimBob] wearing a latex g (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] house needs discipline [JimBob] in underwear [JimBob] ooh Woodsta (^Stuii^)
fuck you declares miffed Wildebeast. (^Woodsta^)
fuck you declares miffed Wildebeast, while limping (Lambie)
* Lambie is limp (^Stuii^)
* Lambie is limp [Lambie] fuck you (^Woodsta^)
fuck you wildebeast in progress. Start time: 21:20 (^Stuii^)
FUCK YOU bellows recently castrated wilderbeast (Lambie)
FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL bellows recently castrated wilderbeast (Mr_Scod)
fuck you Wildebeast DEAD: 8 out of target 60 minutes completed (^Stuii^)
UWA ON SLASHDOT *shocker* (specBath)
UWA only just hyperlinked claims JimBob (specBath)
[_spectre] i appear to have dropped (^Stuii^)
I will not upgrade my system just to make it buzzword compliant. (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I want to pork spectre (Mr_Scod)
The previous topic was an NLA failure (^Stuii^)
Zebrabomb - A Total Wanker? - Discuss (Mr_Scod)
Zebrabomb - A Total Wanker? - Discuss using one three letter word (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: MSCE berating Level 1 ON NOW: Spectre gets his MSCE (DiscoDeev)
ON NOW: MSCE berating Level 1 ON NEXT: Spectre gets his MSCE (DiscoDeev)
i am not evil claims devil child (_spectre)
i am not evil claims devil child, falsely (_spectre)
[_spectre] do you reckon i could ram straight? (^Stuii^)
[fragg] Lambster: come to Bath. (^Stuii^)
fragg aye wildebeast started at 2235. 59 minutes to go. (Lambster)
fragg aye wildebeast started at 2235. Stuiis load found to be ineffective * (Lambster)
fragg aye wildebeast started at 2235. 55 minutes remaining (^Stuii^)
fragg aye wildebeast started at 2235. 50 minutes remaining (^Stuii^)
UNSTABLE WILDEBEASTE MUTATION IN PROGRESS (fragg)
SEASONED WILDEBEAST ENTERS THE FRAY (^Woodsta^)
fragg aye wildebeast rears up again (^Stuii^)
MULTIPLE MUTANT WILDEBEASTE VIE FOR SUPREMACY (fragg)
CHEETAH SPOTTED IN CHANNEL, WILDEBEAST WORRIED (Surfr)
fragg aye wildebeast started at 2235. 45 minutes remaining (^Stuii^)
fragg aye wildebeast started at 2235. BULLAH wilderbeast DEAD (of shame) (Lambster)
fragg aye wildebeast started at 2235. 40 minutes remaining. (^Stuii^)
fragg aye wildebeast started at 2235. 35 minutes remaining. (^Stuii^)
fragg aye wildebeast started at 2235. 30 minutes remaining. HALF-WAY (^Stuii^)
fragg aye Wildebeast started 22:35 with �25� minutes remaining (^Stuii^)
fragg aye Wildebeast started 22:35 with �25� �target� minutes remaining (^Stuii^)
Wildebeast stops for a short rest near watering hole, resumes quickly (_spectre)
fragg aye Wildebeast started 22:35 with �25� �target� minutes remaining (^Stuii^)
JOIN THE WAR EFFORT, FOR GREAT WILDEBEAST (_spectre)
fragg aye Wildebeast started 22:35 with �25� �target� minutes remaining (^Stuii^)
fragg aye Wildebeast started 22:35 with �25� �target� minutes remaining (^Stuii^)
fragg aye Wildebeast started 22:35 with �25� �target� minutes remaining (^Stuii^)
fragg aye Wildebeast started 22:35 with �20� �target� minutes remaining (^Stuii^)
fragg aye Wildebeast started 22:35 with �15� �target� minutes remaining (^Stuii^)
fragg aye Wildebeast started 22:35 with �10� �target� minutes remaining (^Stuii^)
fragg aye Wildebeast started 22:35 with �5� �target� minutes remaining (^Stuii^)
fragg aye Wildebeast started 22:35 with �FOUR� �target� minutes remaining (^Stuii^)
fragg aye Wildebeast started 22:35 with �THREE� �target� minutes remaining (^Stuii^)
fragg aye Wildebeast started 22:35 with ��TWO�� target� minutes remaining (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] Shes gonna blow fragg (`Gulp)
fragg aye Wildebeast started 22:35 with ��TWO�� target� minutes remaining (^Stuii^)
fragg aye Wildebeast started 22:35 with ��ONE�� target� minute remaining (^Stuii^)
fragg aye Wildebeast started 22:35 �WITH 65 MINUTE RECORD� (^Stuii^)
fragg aye Wildebeast started 22:35 �WITH �70� MINUTE RECORD� (^Stuii^)
fragg aye (scalls)
fragg aye Wildebeast started 22:35 �WITH �70� MINUTE RECORD� (^Stuii^)
fragg aye Wildebeast started 22:35 �WITH �75� MINUTE RECORD� (^Stuii^)
fragg aye Wildebeast �WITH NEW �75� MINUTE RECORD� (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] i had to use both hands for this (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] ill have you now (Owf)
[Ricey] ill have you now [Ricey] round here (^Stuii^)
Q4: Murder Simulator. Q5: The Rage of Timmy Masters. Q6: Its Hammer Time (^Stuii^)
No results found in The Web. Please try again. (_spectre)
The Chad. The Chad. (^Stuii^)
POTATO POTATO! fuck off. (^Woodsta^)
But the drugs dont work, they just make you worse claim The Verve (scally)
SILENCE MEANS DEATH claim sepultura (specAfk)
[fraggsta] Fermit: did you come? [Fermit] fragg: about half an hour ago (specAfk)
human beings, the laughing stock of the known universe. Discuss (Surfr)
[DiscoDeev] And give me one (^Stuii^)
[11:45] [_spectre] I am camp (^Stuii^)
Lambie enters channel at 12.30pm, channel sets watches (^Stuii^)
[specAfk] i find that hard, stuii (^Stuii^)
IGNORE WILDEBEEST RAMPAGES THROUGH CHANNEL *SHOCKER* (Owf)
Mr_Scod GAY reveals isgay.com (_spectre)
Mr_Scod GAY reveals http://www.mr.scod.isgay.com (DiscoDeev)
Triple Headed Wildebeast Spotted, Lifespan Estimated As Not Very Long (Lambie)
[Mr_Scod] cor....its sucking now (^Stuii^)
�On Now: Childrens Play School with Spectre On Next: DIY Sucking (Mr_Scod)
The Chad. The Chad. (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] YES SCOD ITS NOT BIG (^Stuii^)
THIS CHANNEL HAS BEEN CLOSED FOR ESSENTIAL MAINTENANCE. THE MANAGEMENT. (Lambster)
THIS CHANNEL IS UNCLEAN. (^Stuii^)
NEIL KINNOCK DEAD (^Stuii^)
NO, MR. BOND. I EXPECT YOU TO DIE! (^Woodsta^)
NO, MR. BOND. I EXPECT YOU TO DIE. *smile, benign* (^Woodsta^)
NO, MR. BOND. I EXPECT YOU TO �DIE�... (fraggsta)
[Lambie] good lord his gun speems an awful lot (^Woodsta^)
WALK .. IN SINGLE FILE (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] Nigel does arse (^Woodsta^)
�ON NOW:� SCM Humiliation Hour �ON NEXT:� SCM Humiliation Hour Highlights (Lambie)
EXCEPTIONALLY GENTLE CLEAN MOUTH FEEL declares Arm & Hammer toothpaste. (^Woodsta^)
[mtiger] hope u werent being used for cock sixxie (Woodstar)
[mtiger] hope u were being used for cock[scally] if you can call it meat (^Stuii^)
Round our way the birds are minghin claim oasis (_spectre)
I LOVE YOU BABY, DECLARE THE NIGHTCRAWLERS, REPEATEDLY (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] DiscoDeev Ive had old Ken (_spectre)
[DiscoDeev] sparkE no - it was just ery pungent and sticky (^Stuii^)
IVE GOT THE KEY, THE SECRET advise Urban Cookie Collective (DiscoDeev)
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE exclaims kurt cobain (_spectre)
[_spectre] Surfr - but i prefer death (^Stuii^)
LIFES A BITCH CLAIMS THAT WOMAN FROM THE 1994 LIFES A BITCH SONG (^Stuii^)
FREE MY LOVE requests Alex Party (DiscoDeev)
SNWOTV - Starts June 21st 2002, Channel 4, 11.30pm (^Stuii^)
[_spectre] GET SOME STAIN [_spectre] YOULL LIKE IT (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] you should have seen what he did with the empties [Surfr] they all fit (^Stuii^)
DEEV QUITS CHANNEL IN FIT OF PIQUE, RETURN EXPECTED IN 15 MINUTES (Lambie)
FIRST PERSON TO SHOOT THAT FAT YBF MINGER GETS A PINT (^Woodsta^)
�On Now:� Woodsta and Friends TV Heckling, Fat Minger Special Edition (Lambster)
CHRYSLER NEON AWADED 3/10 BY TOP GEAR. *smirk* (^Woodsta^)
�Pat head (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] thats when I get up (_spectre)
[^Woodsta^] thats when I get up [^Stuii^] You have performed satsifactorily (_spectre)
Welcome to Happy Hour on #aber, �FUCK OFF� (_spectre)
EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT THE TORY (Lambie)
[Surfr_] well Im goig to take liam (^Stuii^)
�BANZAI� Lambie 1 Woodsta 1 Sixxie 0 (Lambie)
�BANZAI� Lambie 1 Woodsta 1 Sixxie 0 Spectre 1 (Lambie)
�BANZAI� Lambie 2 Woodsta 2 Frag 1 Sixxie 1 Spectre 1 Stuii 0 (Lambie)
BANZAI Woodsta 3 Lambie 2 Frag 2 Sixxie 2 Spectre 1 Stuii 0 (Lambie)
BANZAI Woodsta 3 Lambie 3 Frag 2 Sixxie 2 Spectre 1 Stuii 0 (Lambie)
BANZAI Woodsta 3 Lambie 3 Frag 3 Sixxie 2 Spectre 1 Stuii 0 (fraggsta)
BANZAI Woodsta 3 Lambie 3 Frag 3 Sixxie 2 Spectre 1 Stuii 0 (Lambie)
[fraggsta] the white man has peaked too soon (^Stuii^)
BANZAI Woodsta 3 Lambie 4 Frag 3 Sixxie 3 Spectre 1 Stuii FAILED (Lambie)
BANZAI Woodsta 3MILLION Lambie 4 Frag 3 Sixxie 3 Spectre 1 Stuii FAILED (^Woodsta^)
SNWOTV - Starts June 21st 2002, Channel 4, 11.30pm (^Stuii^)
PAT HEAD (^Woodsta^)
STUII RELATED TO SPECTRE *SHOCKER* (Surfr)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS OVER 12 HOURS OLD (Surfr)
HERE I LIE ALL ALONE IN MAH DREAMIN CLAIMS LIVINJOY (^Stuii^)
THESE SOUNDS FALL INTO MY MIND, REVEAL THE BUCKETHEADS (^Stuii^)
Stu And Daniel In Childish Name Calling Pranks *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[_spectre] and besides, it smells (^Stuii^)
[_spectre] I DELIVER SAME DAY (DiscoDeev)
[_spectre] I DELIVER SAME DAY [_spectre] DELVE MY ARSE (DiscoDeev)
_spectre: DELIVER MY ARSE (parpicus)
[_spectre] I DELIVER SAME DAY [_spectre] DELVE MY ARS (DiscoDeev)
[_spectre] I DELIVER SAME DAY [_spectre] DELVE MY ARSE (DiscoDeev)
TVGOHOME IN UNUSUALLY WEAK AND POOR *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
STUII WANTS PARPICUS OVER A TROLLEY (Mr_Scod)
* sparkE goes to run a bath * Surfr gets accused of looking (^Stuii^)
another IRCnet server about to die, Is this the end of #aber ? (Surfr)
ITS NOTHING LIKE IT OUGHT TO BE claim RHCP (Lambster)
JOHNNY KICK A HOLE IN THE SKY suggest RHCP. (^Woodsta^)
SUCK MY KISS demand RHCP (Lambie)
50% OF MEN HAVE LARGER THAN AVERAGE GENITALS, STUDY SHOWS (^Stuii^)
FIRST PERSON TO DECAPITATE JIM DAVIDSON DOESNT GET A SLAPPING. (^Woodsta^)
FIRST PERSON TO DECAPITATE JIM DAVIDSON DOESNT GET A SLAPPING. (^Woodsta^)
BANZAI! Now taking registrations. �5 minute warning (fragg)
BANZAI!: ^Woodsta^ 0 Lambie 0 fragg 0 Mr_Scod 0 (fragg)
BANZAI!: SNWO WINS (^Stuii^)
BANZAI!: ^Woodsta^ 0 Lambie 0 fragg 0 Mr_Scod 1 parpicus 1 scally 0 (fragg)
BANZAI!: ^Woodsta^ 0 Lambie 0 fragg 0 Mr_Scod 2 parpicus 2 scally (fragg)
BANZAI!: ^Woodsta^ 0 Lambie 0 fragg 0 Mr_Scod 2 parpicus 3 scally 0 (fragg)
BANZAI!: ^Woodsta^ 0 Lambie 0 fragg 0 Mr_Scod 2 parpicus 3 scally 0 Stuii 2 (^Stuii^)
BANZAI!: ^Woodsta^ 1 Lambie 1 fragg 0 Mr_Scod 3 parpicus 3 scally 1 Stuii 2 (Mr_Scod)
Jeremy spoke in class today note Pearl Jam (Woodstar)
Theyre laughing at me complain Faith No More. (Woodstar)
ITS COLD AND ITS SMOOTH point out Faith No More. (Woodstar)
DIGGING THE GRAVE, I GOT IT MADE reveal Faith No More. (Woodstar)
KILL THE BODY AND THE HEAD WILL DIE observe Faith No More. (Woodstar)
CAN YOU FELL THE BASS DRUM enquire the Prodigy (Woodstar)
CAN YOU FEEL THE BASS DRUM enquire the Prodigy (Woodstar)
�ON NOW:� Seasoned Ranting, with your friendly neighbourhood SCMs. (Woodstar)
SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT (^Woodsta^)
F.O.D. (^Woodsta^)
DO YOU HAVE THE TIME TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE? (^Woodsta^)
STAY ON THE SCENE, DJ SUPREME, DEMANDS DJ SUPREME (^Stuii^)
Do You Have The Time? Enquire Greenday (Gulp)
LONDON GRILL - EAT IT, AND SHUT UP (^Stuii^)
Mind The Step (_spectre)
Whats the frequency , Kenneth? ASK R.E.M., OF KENNETH (^Stuii^)
ONLY GIRLS DRINK TEA, reveals surfr (_spectre)
Surfr in COCAINE FIEND *shocker* (_spectre)
we cant be bothered today, please insult and kick yourself on entry to save time (Lambie)
IVE GOT THE POWER, DECLARE SNAP! (^Stuii^)
[_spectre] it is inevitable that i will suck (Gulp)
[_spectre] it is inevitable that i will suck [^Woodsta^] I can do 4 (eltawater)
[_spectre] it is inevitable that i will suck [Ricey] four in one night? (^Stuii^)
RUTGER HAUR IN OLD AND FAT SHOCKER. (^Woodsta^)
[Lambster] its not very big (fragg)
Spectre In Diabolical Sheep Porking Incident *Horror* (Mr_Scod)
[Owf] well im sorry i have enough of a life to be permanently attached to my PC (^Stuii^)
Its copperific claim The Reg (specAfk)
IM A HERO, LIKE ROBERT DE NERO, claims Finlay Quaye (_spectre)
#ABER DEAD, MILLIONS MOURN (Lambie)
[_spectre] i get to perve at my gear (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: You cant win, Wesley. (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: A portrail of Spectre, the misunderstood genius (Mr_Scod)
� sixxie/#aber doesnt get much (^Stuii^`)
� sixxie/#aber doesnt get much *sixxie drinks his banana (Lambie)
� sixxie/#aber is amazed that it has actual juice in it (^Stuii^`)
� sixxie/#aber is amazed that it has actual juice in it [sixxie] was intense (^Stuii^`)
� sixxie/#aber is amazed that it has actual juice in it [sixxie] was intense [^S (Lambie)
*sixxie is amazed it has actual juice in it [sixxie] was intense [^Stuii^] *heat (Lambie)
LambieFailure [tm] ev (_spectre)
LambieFailure [tm] rpt. (^Stuii^)
If you aint got a 6210 GET OUT (^Surfr^)
DNS DEAD (eltawater)
ON NOW: Basic TCP/IP with Owf. ON NEXT: Surfrs DNS server hacked (^Stuii^)
THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN, ��HYAH�� (_spectre)
[sparkE] I feel it...creeping (_spectre)
[^Surfr^] Im off home [^Surfr^] Ill play with it there (^Stuii^)
* ^Stuii^ gulps (_spectre)
STUII HA][0RED, MILLIONS DIE. (Lambie)
STUII HA][0RED, MILLIONS DIE, INCIDENTS MAY BE UNRELATED (^Stuii^)
[Moggz] But it needs a big one but I only have these fancy twirly cocks (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] woodsta: whip me (^Stuii^)
MAKE YOU YOUR MIND, request Bush (_spectre)
[fraggsta] the thing you just had [sixxie] *bend* (Lambie)
[fraggsta] the thing you just had [sixxie] *bend* [fraggsta] its not exactly *hu (Lambie)
* DiscoDeev realises he hasnt washed his hands after last nights antics (^Stuii^)
* ^Stuii^ finds a massive gash (DiscoDeev)
[_spectre] im not hard (^Stuii^)
LAMBIE SWITCHES OFF MODEM BEFORE LOGGING OFF. WORLD UNSHOCKED. (^Stuii^)
9pm till I come confess ATB (Gulp)
I know why you wanna hate me Discover LimpWristed (Gulp)
Theres your trouble diagnose the dixie chicks (Gulp)
[Gulp] well, ill put the orange thing down to experience (^Stuii^)
Push it, instruct Salt N Pepper (^Stuii^)
[Gulp] well, ill put the orange thing down to experience (^Stuii^)
Everyone got a 2:1, unless otherwise stated (^Stuii^)
Ride On Time suggest Black Box Recorder (Gulp)
Could it be magic? Ask Take That (Gulp)
[Owf] my arse is due at the end of the month (^Stuii^)
IT ONLY TAKES ONE MATCH TO BURN A THOUSAND TREES, claim the stereophonics (_spectre)
MING THE MERCILESS graces #aber *hail ming* (_spectre)
[Gremmie] ricey : you have it atyour fingertips (_spectre)
* Ricey had a cock (_spectre)
* sixxie is streaming at himself (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] there are no kayaks on ebay (Ricee)
[Dyn] Im turning into a ladyboy (Lambie)
LOTTERY SALES DOWN. LOOK HOW SHOCKED I AM. (^Woodsta^)
MOOMINS DEAD (^Woodsta^)
#BLIGHTY DEAD (scally)
[SuperDuck] Im getting desperate (Gulp)
[SuperDuck] Im desperate gulp (Gulp)
On now: Job club. On next: Superduck rips up her cv (SuperDuck)
to Matcho DiscoDeev Makes Another Mistake *UNSHOCKER* (***)
Shouldna listen to ma mam done told me, SAYS BOY BAND, INCORRECTLY (^Stuii^)
Shouldna listen to ma mama done told me, SAYS BOY BAND, INCORRECTLY (^Stuii^)
^STUII^ CHANGES TOPIC, INCORRECTLY, *UNSHOCKER* (DiscoDeev)
[eltawater] in my case, no, its an extension (^Stuii^)
[Ricee] surf, no hes jealous of your member (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] Im gonna need to spray (^Stuii^)
[Ricee] surf, hes jealous of your member [Surfr] I need to spray (Ricee)
[Ricee] surf, hes jealous of your member [Ricee] big rough painful (^Stuii^)
to Innit!!! (***)
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Random Star Wars Quotes, with Woodsta and Elta (eltawater)
�On Now:� The Story of O(wf) - a heart rending tale of sorrow and bitterness (rp (Lambie)
�On Now:� The Story of O(wf) - a heart rending tale of sorrow and bitterness(rpt (Lambie)
On Now: The Story of O(wf) - a heart rending tale of sorrow and bitterness (Lambie)
Rhydio.com launches �www.indianreview.co.uk� *supershocker* (^Stuii^)
USENET CREATOR DEAD (^Stuii^)
Rhydio.com launches �www.indianreview.co.uk� *supershocker* (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] the house Im moving into has rubbers all round it (^Stuii^)
LAMBIE FORCED TO PAY FOR SOFTWARE UNDER PEER PRESSURE SHAME *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
�WEVE GOT A LIVE ONE� (Lambster)
PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON demands Jim Bowen (Lambster)
[Catalyst] Aye, sorry I was pissing a widow (Gulp)
�BAZAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi�. �BRACE� (Lambie)
�BANZAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi�. �BRACE� (Lambie)
BANZAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi. BRACE FRAG 1 LAMBIE 1 HYPNOS FAILED (Lambie)
TWO MARDIS GRAS TICKETS, A SCORE FOR THE PAIR. CONTACT STUII (VirtStuii)
[fraggsta] stuii: I have not felt for some time (_spectre)
[_spectre] parpicus erk, coming (Lambie)
[_spectre] parpicus erk, coming * Lambie gesticulates wildly (^Stuii^)
�*smirk*� Wildebeast started at 00:55, not expected to live much longer (^Stuii^)
*smirk* Wildebeast DEAD (_spectre)
[^Stuii^] Id rather be forced in some way (Lambster)
[^Stuii^] Id rather be forced in some way [Ricey] HELLO BAYBEE (Lambster)
JANEWAY IS STUIIS MOTHER. EXPLAINS A LOT. (^Stuii^)
[^peanut^] are you just standing about admiring it? (^Stuii^)
[^peanut^] are you just standing about admiring it? [Surfr] took it out yesterda (^Stuii^)
[^peanut^] are you admiring it? [^peanut^] i hope i have space for this (^Stuii^)
[^peanut^] i hope i have space for this [Catalyst] Hang on, Ill check (^Stuii^)
ON TODAY: AberVideoWarez, You Guide to Illegal Transfer of Copyrighted Material (^Stuii^)
#aber 6 Month Results: On course to at least match last years log line record (^Stuii^)
Double Headed Spectre Non-Argument Wildebeest Hits #aber (_spectre)
* Lambie finds crack (^Stuii^)
* Lambie finds cack (^Stuii^)
Unusually long lived Double-Headed Wildebeest ambles through #aber (_spectre)
�On Now:� Gauntlet 2001 - IRCNET IS �ABOUT� TO �DIE� (Lambie)
[Hypnos-] rather long .. (_spectre)
[Ricey] TALK TO ME IM LAME (_spectre)
to Selekta (***)
ANADA DAY (Surfr)
CANADA DAY (Surfr)
AberNET born (irc3.aber.org.uk) (_spectre)
AberNET born (irc.aber.org.uk, irc.thinkgeek.co.uk) (^Stuii^)
#ABER DEAD (^Stuii^)
WARNING. IRCNET CORE BREACH IN T MINUS 30 HOURS AND COUNTING. (^Stuii^)
WARNING. IRCNET CORE BREACH IN T MINUS 12 HOURS AND COUNTING. (^Stuii^)
WARNING. IRCNET CORE BREACH IN T MINUS 9 HOURS AND COUNTING. (^Stuii^)
WARNING. IRCNET CORE BREACH IN T MINUS 6 HOURS AND COUNTING. (^Stuii^)
IRCNET CORE BREACH DEADLINE PASSED. TENSION MOUNTS. (^Woodsta^)
IRCNET FAILING. LOSI G P WER TO A L SYS EM . AL H DS A A O SH (^Stuii^)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DAVE? ENQUIRES CHAT.BT. (^Woodsta^)
DAISY, DAISY SINGS CHAT.BT, SLOWLY. (Woodstar)
CHAT.BT DEAD, DEMON ALIVE, IRCNET NOT DEAD, #ABER SILENT. (^Woodsta^)
*** Dyn has left IRC (^Stuii^)
IRCNET DEAD. (_spectre)
IRCNET _CLEARLY NOT_ DEAD. (^Woodsta^)
LOOK HOW DEAD IRCNET ISNT. (^Woodsta^)
IRCNET DEAD. (specZzzz)
THE WHOLE OF THE INTERNET DEAD (Lambie)
IRCNET DEAD. (specFood)
AberNET moved to Unreal IRCd (irc.aber.org.uk) (_spectre_)
Please use AberNET on irc2,3,4,5,6.aber.org.uk (^Stuii^`)
[JimBob] *** spectre is available (^Stuii^)
MEMBER OF AQUA CLAIMS TO BE CANDYMAN, COMING FROM BOUNTY LAND, FORCES WOMEN TO WISH THAT HE WAS THEIR LOLLIPOP *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] spectre you can only find out what that means the hard way (spectre)
[spectre] FUCK MY SIEMEN BITCH (GulpWork)
Stop Me If You Think Youve Heard This One Before, asks Morissey (^Stuii^)
SPECTRE COMES OUT *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
Welcome to Perfect Grammar Hour (Surfr)
ON NOW: Sixxie Goading. ON NEXT: Owf Goading. ON AFTER: Spectre Kicked (^Stuii^)
Hypnos Discovered To Be MSNs Playgirl Sharon16 (Lambie)
WELCOME TO (^Stuii^)
WELCOME TO ABER, NOW SPONSORED BY WALKERS CRISPS. BUY NOW. (^Stuii^)
Land Of The Ridculously Explicit Long Nicks (^Stuii^)
http://www.crewebusinesspark.co.uk/location/maps/uk.gif (^Stuii^)
[spectre] stuii - give me some (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] id rather cock than lop (Hypnos)
[Cat] OOOK (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] woodsta Alt+F4 runs a quick registry cleaner *** ^Woodsta^ (~woodsta@osfb.aber.org.uk) Quit (Quit: 13370/~) (^Stuii^)
http://www.geocities.com/abuseself/ (^Stuii^)
LAMBIE ENTERS CHANNEL AT LUNCHTIME. CHANNEL SETS WATCHES. (^Stuii^)
Today on Challenge #Aber: 72 hours to find spectre a shag. Impossible! -- Daily Mail (^Stuii^)
[widget] does he even know his sluts yet? (^Stuii^)
[widget] does he even know his sluts yet? [widget] I found my sluts today (^Stuii^)
[GulpWork] make mine look funny (spectre)
the previsous topic was removed as it was crap. (GulpWork)
the previous topic was a gulp fuckup (TM) (GulpWork)
BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD, CLAIMS GHOSTBUSTERS BLOKE (^Stuii^)
[Catalyst] How long is it ? (spectre)
[Stuii] BLOOD FUCKING ANTS [spectre] the old one sucked (GulpWork)
[eltawater] not a bad little prick [Surfr] the others all have 12 (^Stuii^)
[Hypnos] brace for lambie [spectre] *BRACE* (eltawater)
[Hypnos] spec show me your one (Lambie)
PARPICUS QUITS ABER IN ALMIGHTY QUEENY STROP *UNSHOCKER* (Lambie)
[spectre] stop that JimBob [fraggsta] youre just too hard [JimBob] erk (`Gulp)
[`Gulp] Ill never wipe your log... (spectre)
[^peanut^] had I known the heft of the thing, I would never have it (Lambie)
[Lambie] OOOOK (spectre)
*JimBob just had Gulp (Lambie)
[parpicus] Man in prison, comes good. (spectre)
[Surfr] plop (^Stuii^)
[Lambster] insertez une poisson oop votre arse, pour jesus (Hypnos)
Graphics card upgrades made easy: http://www.datadocktorn.nu/kortbyte.php (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] youll need a new sofa by the time Im done (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] Nice guys come last [^Stuii^] indeed (GulpWork)
DAN DARE DEAD (^Stuii^)
Stuii in Blatant SpectreNon-Argument Syndrome *shocker* (spectre)
[spectre] I KNOW THE PIECE FITS [^Stuii^] spectre - no (GulpWork)
[spectre] I KNOW THE PIECE FITS [^Stuii^] spectre - no [spectre] *BRACE* (GulpWork)
DEEV ALERT *BRACE* (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] spectre: suck (^Stuii^)
EFNET DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
EFNET DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* - THE WHOLE INTERNET IS BROKEN (^Stuii^)
MYLES IS APPROACHING. �BRACE�. (Lambie)
[parpicus] ...would it be too late now? Or can you do it at home? (^Stuii^)
* DiscoDeev goes for a fat hot arse (^Stuii^)
* DiscoDeev goes for a fat hot arse [Hypnos] CAN YOU MAKE IT BIGGER? (^Stuii^)
* DiscoDeev goes for a fat hot arse [DiscoDeev] Fuck me this is hot [Hypnos] CAN YOU MAKE IT BIGGER? (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] do Cadets on Thursdays (^Stuii^)
[serp] 8o) aye, not hard (^Woodsta^)
[serp] OOOOOOOK (spectre)
JKD ALERT (^Stuii^)
[Woodstar] ook (^Stuii^)
RICHARD AND JULIE DEAD (GulpWork)
YOU MADE YOUR BED AND SHE WAS IN IT, NO NO NO, DECLARES THE TAMPERER (^Stuii^)
IM A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORLD. LIFE IN PLASTIC, ITS FANTASTIC, CLAIMS FILTHY BARBIE (^Stuii^)
RAVE THE PARTY, FEEL THE ENERGY, DEMAND PRAGA KHAN, SOME YEARS AGO NOW (^Stuii^)
spectre] I FIND THAT VERY HARD (^Stuii^)
[spectre] I FIND THAT VERY HARD [Surfr] *photoshop* (^Stuii^)
[widget] aaahh (spectre)
[widget] aaahh [widget] sigh (spectre)
[spectre] he has been promising to take me for ages (^Stuii^)
Spec driving to ferrets hes been promising to take me for ages (widget)
[^Stuii^] please come and abuse me (GulpWork)
BRACE FOR WOODSTA (^Stuii^)
SWEDEN CRAP declares #aber (spectre)
SWEDEN CRAP declares spectre (^Stuii^)
SWEDEN CRAP declares spectre and sixxie (spectre)
SWEDEN CRAP declares spectre (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] and spectre is 10 inches. [JimBob] cor (GulpWork)
[JimBob] and spectre is 10 inches. [JimBob] cor [serp] jimbob u r slack (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] and spectre is 10 inches. [JimBob] cor ^Woodsta^: its jizz (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] ook (spectre)
[^Woodsta^] ook , Let me rub you in butter lover (Ferre7)
[Ferre7] I used to be stuiis coal stoker (^Woodsta^)
[Woodsta] My goats all used up again, but my anal plug is quite thrilling (Ferre7)
[Lambie] Ive got a buttplug under my bed, Im giving it to Markyboy later. (^Woodsta^)
ARCHER POISONS MOTHER IN TRIAL FIXING UNSHOCKER (^Woodsta^)
WAR (Woodstar)
DUBYA DECLARES WAR ON PEACE (Hypnos)
DREADFUL MISERY, DEATH, PAIN AND SUFFERING declares Michael Burke, cheerfully (Lambster)
WAR Wildebeest started at �22:14�, target not yet confirmed (StuiiWAR)
RICHARD AND JUDY AT WAR (WoodstarAtWAR)
WAR Wildebeest started at �22:14�, target not yet confirmed (StuiiWAR)
Chesney Hawks DEAD. Confirmed target of Wildebeast (FerretWarAgainstBigBrother)
I was detained, I was restrained, REVEALS MORISSEY (StuiiWAR)
TOMORROW NIGHT IS BANZAI NIGHT (^Woodsta^)
* JimBob gets it out (^Stuii^)
[LambieITSWAR] oh jane yes (^Woodsta^)
[LambieITSWAR] oh jane yes [^Stuii^] ah yes (Hypnos)
[LambieITSWAR] serp we appear to share the same women (^Stuii^)
[spectre] ooh, widget (LambieITSWAR)
[LambieITSWAR] i shunted in that slot (^Woodsta^)
TOP WHACK QUACK SHACK (Hypnos)
[^Woodsta^] I wonder if I can do every major country (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] hehe might need to bang serp (^Stuii^)
BANZAIIIIIIIIII AFTER BB LAMENESS. (Woodstar)
SPECTRE JOINS CHANNEL, INDICATING THAT AT SOME POINT HE ACTUALLY LEFT THE CHANNEL, *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[serp] SOMEONE CHANGE THE TOPIC NOW!!! (Hypnos)
SPECTRE JOINS CHANNEL, INDICATING THAT AT SOME POINT HE ACTUALLY LEFT THE CHANNEL, *SHOCKER* (parpicus)
FRANKS FILTHY HOME MOVIES, ITV. NOW. (^Woodsta^)
Lambie TOUCHES UP PAT (^Woodsta^)
BANZAI ALERT (^Stuii^)
�BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!. �hoi. (^Woodsta^)
W:1 L:0 S:0 H:0 (Woodzai)
BANZAI!!!!!! SCORES TOO COMPLICATED. HOI! (Woodzai)
[^Woodsta^] INTERNET POO (^Stuii^)
ABERNET CRAP, IRCNET NOT DEAD. (Woodstar)
*** Dyn has left IRC (^Stuii^)
HYNOS CLAIMS ROTTEN.COM MOSTLY FAKE *SHOCKING NEWS NEVER BEFORE REVEALED* (^Stuii^)
*^Stuii^ cant take more than 4 these days (Lambie)
* ]^Stuii^ can take more than 4 these days (spectre)
[Woodstar] you need to learn how to slide it down your throat properly stuii (^Stuii^)
[Woodstar] you need to learn how to slide it down your throat properly stuii [Woodstar] then there will be no more gacking (^Stuii^)
[spectre] i dont mind touching it up afterwards (Hypnos)
[^dragon] *yikes* hamster dilemma - it think hes stuck! - brb (spectre)
[Lambie] parpicus that was quick (spectre)
[Lambie] parpicus that was quick [parpicus] aye (spectre)
[^dragon] *yikes* hamster dilemma - it think hes stuck! - brb (spectre)
#ABER IRRELEVANT, claims Lambie (spectre)
[^peanut^] I was thinking about prodding him, then I fell asleep (Lambie)
[^peanut^] I was thinking about prodding him, then I fell asleep | ALL MEET GOERS please email a passport photo of yourself to fbmeet@shadow-lord.com (Lambie)
[JimBob] ass me (spectre)
[JimBob] ass me [JimBob] spent all weekend doing that :) (Lambie)
JimBob bah (spectre)
[JimBob] ass me [JimBob] spent all weekend doing that :) (spectre)
DRUGS, THATS NOTHING, declares #aber (spectre)
DRUGS, THATS NOTHING, declares #aber (spectre)
COOKERY (Hypnos)
[Lambie] *flail* (spectre)
[Lambie] *flail* [parpicus] *submit* (spectre)
The Famous Cheese Poet of The Land Of the Maple DEAD! *Trueshocker* (Ferre7)
LAMBIE IN TURTLE ABUSE *SHOCKER* (NEWS MAY NOT BE TRUE) (spectre)
THIS WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED UNDER THE BRITISH EMPIRE (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] somebody set me up the woodsta, I need to plan my weekend (^Stuii^)
WILLIAM, IT WAS REALLY NOTHING, INSIST THE SMITHS (^Stuii^)
OOOBASHAKALAKA, BLURT OUT THE CANDY GIRLS (^Stuii^)
COOLIO WALKS THROUGH VALLEY OF SHADOW OF DEATH, EVEN HIS MOMMA THINKS HIS MIND IS GONE, CLAIMS COOLIO (^Stuii^)
[Hypnos] groan, Twpsyn (^Stuii^)
Ladies and gentlemen in a few minutes we are going to be landing on Penus. Push the button on your left side. The safety mechanism will do the rest for you. Thankyou for travelling aboard the Starship Boney M (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] with cream you say? (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] with cream you say? [serp] yeah baby! (^Stuii^)
[Hypnos] erk i had that done to me once (^Stuii^)
BRACE FOR LAMBIE (^Stuii^)
call me tart screems Serp (JimBob)
[jimbob] me-little (serp)
[serp] jimbob is mine! (JimBob)
ON NOW: Linux Distro Wars, with Spectre and Serp ON NEXT: NT vs Linux, The Eternal Battle. Everyone else moves to MacOS (eltawater)
THIS MAN, CALL SERP,� THIS� MAN, CALL JIMBOB, QUESTION IS, WHICH MAN GET KICK MOST? SERP OR JIMBOB?� SERP� OR JIMBOB? �SERP� OR �JIMBOB�? VOTE� �NOW!�� (Lambie)
THIS MAN, CALL SERP,� THIS� MAN, CALL JIMBOB, QUESTION IS, WHICH MAN GET KICK MOST? SERP OR JIMBOB?� SERP� OR JIMBOB? �SERP� OR �JIMBOB�? PLACE YOUR BETS� �NOW!�� (eltawater)
[serp] too long me thinks (spectre)
[serp] too long me thinks [spectre] getting milk (^Stuii^)
[serp] too long me thinks [spectre] getting milk [serp] lambie - beat me (Lambie)
[spectre] how big is it? [serp] too long me thinks [spectre] getting milk [serp] lambie - beat me (Lambie)
[Hypnos] I feel it coming (serp)
[Ricey] well i searched and searched to find the right way to approach someone (serp)
[Ferret] Unfortunatly its anus is sewn up (VirtualStuii)
SurfrDesk Open: Satisfied customers: 2 (Surfr)
* Surfr takes a fag in between clients (eltawater)
SurfrDesk Open [Satisfied Customers: 2] [Calls Queued:0] [Calls Lost:0] (eltawater)
spectre in brown warm substance indulgance *FILTH* (Ferret)
CAUTION!, Hot Gravy, Cover can with cloth when opening to avoid spurting (Ferret)
Bet shes not your girlfriend, CHALLENGE THE PET SHOP BOYS. Youll never make her happy, THE CONTINUE, JEERING (^Stuii^)
Bet shes not your girlfriend, CHALLENGE THE PET SHOP BOYS. Youll never make her happy, THEY CONTINUE, JEERING (^Stuii^)
ARCHER GUILTY *SHOCKER* | Bet shes not your girlfriend, CHALLENGE THE PET SHOP BOYS. Youll never make her happy, THEY CONTINUE, JEERING (Lambie)
ARCHER GETS 4 YEARS *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Eucriel] And how, may i ask, does the ferret fit into the STUII (^Stuii^)
[Eucriel] And how, may i ask, does the ferret fit into STUII (^Stuii^)
A MAN COULD GET ARRESTED, WARN THE PET SHOP BOYS (^Stuii^)
WERE SHAMELESS. WE WILL DO ANYTHNG. TO GET OUR FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME, REVEAL THE PET SHOP BOYS (^Stuii^)
Relentlessly tough, when the going gets rough, the tough get their picture in the press, claim the Pet Shop Boys, cynically (^Stuii^)
�Your listening to radion MTV.COM. I havnt got a fricking clue how it works, but I knows I like it.� claims someone, moronically. (Catalyst)
Your listening to radio MTV.COM. I havnt got a fricking clue how it works, but I knows I like it. claims someone, moronically. (Catalyst)
[spectre] im not a linux militant (^Stuii^)
* ]^Stuii^ sees off the sky repair man (spectre)
For your own good, call me tonight, ADVISE THE PET SHOP BOYS (^Stuii^)
BOUNCY CASTLES (Hypnos)
AFGHANISTAN BANS �EVERYTHING� *partially trueshocker* (spectre)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS DEEMED UNACCEPTABLE BY THE TALEBAN (Owf)
#ABER PROHIBITED BY TALIBAN, CLAIMS PART OF THE INTERNET (spectre)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS LOST ON THE INTERNET (Owf)
Reg = Reg, apparently. (Hypnos)
Reg = Reg, apparently. Update: Edinburgh is IN SCOTLAND (Hypnos)
[spectre] IM QUITE PISSED AND AM OGIND TO BED (Hypnos)
ON NOW: ANGST NIGHT ON LATER: DOES IT REALLY MATTER? (Ricey)
�ON NOW:� ANGST NIGHT �ON LATER:� DOES IT REALLY MATTER? (Ricey)
ARCHER LET OUT (^Stuii^)
BLUR INSIST THERES NO OTHER WAY, ALL WE CAN DO IT WATCH THEM PLAY (^Stuii^)
[serp] we slipped it in her sandwich when she wasnt looking (`^Stuii^)
#aber Wishes Woodsta and Peanut a very Gnarly birthday (spectre)
* serp returns [SuperDuck] get your sausage away from me (spectre)
#aber Wishes Woodsta and Peanut a very Gnarly birthday (spectre)
[^Woodsta^] me and dan had the fattest ones (spectre)
[^Woodsta^] me and dan had the fattest ones [serp] hold it (^Stuii^)
I was in with a real Rah! level of access, claims Captn Crunch (specH4qX0r)
�[Ricey] i got teebs to take me last night� (Catalyst)
GIRLS (Hypnos)
LOADING ... PLEASE WAIT ... CLICK HERE TO SKIP (^Stuii^)
I .. �HAVE� .. ��THE POWER��, claims He-Man, his girly blond hair blowing in the wind (^Stuii^)
[spectre] 13 hours in to a brute crack (GulpWork)
The only way is up, INSIST YAZZ (^Stuii^)
[spectre] but im not as filthy as you (^Stuii^)
* Hypnos tries his crack (^Stuii^)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC FAILED NLA TESTING AND WAS REMOVED. (spectre)
* Hypnos tries his crack (^Stuii^)
STOP THAT IMMEDIATELY, cries Picard, after being on IRC for a bit (^Stuii^)
There is no love left in your eye, there is love between your thighs, roll over, say goodbye. I hate my life, claims Dave (Catalyst)
www.woodsta.com/gfx/meet [^Woodsta^] behold what you missed (eltawater)
WOODSTA IN TRANSVESTITE NURSE FILTH *SHOCKER* (news may or may not be true) (spectre)
[Catalyst] mine is about 1 1/2 inches wide and goes much of the way round my arm ... (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] quite amusing watching the dixons salesman squirm when i arsed him (Gulp)
OPERATOR ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CONNECT ME, IM WAITING FOR IT, ALERT AQUE (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] its bigger than I intended (eltawater)
#ABER SAYS I DONT LOIKE YOUR FAACE! (spectre)
ON NOW: Spec pays for his own education ON NEXT: Spec wakes up (Gulp)
ON NOW: Spectre Starts An Argument ON NEXT: Spectre Gets Kicked (Mr_Scod)
#aber: Now revolving around spectre along with the rest of the worldf (^Stuii^)
#aber: Now revolving around spectre along with the rest of the world (^Stuii^)
for sale, one spectre, hardly used (SuperDuck)
for sale, one spectre, hardly used, but requires new logic processor (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] sd: Im getting desperate (Lambie)
[eltawater] sd: Im getting desperate [superduck] I know what you mean (spectre)
[parpicus] Which is why I keep coming [parpicus] a ready testi (Gulp)
[parpicus] Which is why I keep coming [superduck] Im having trouble keeping up (^Stuii^)
Spectre is Scum (Mr_Scod^)
[ Mr_Scod^]: is that owfs penis? [ Mr_Scod^]: certainly bulging (parpicus)
BOWIE DEAD (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW:� Comically Tragic Compsci Pick Up Lines �ON NEXT:� Itll All End In Tears (rpt) (Lambie)
[spectre] but i want sex that doesnt involve surgery (^Stuii^)
[Woodstar] ook (spectre)
http://users.aber.ac.uk/cgi-bin/user/dag7/wedding.pl (^Stuii^)
On now: The Daily Belittlement Of Spectre. ON NEXT: Spectre Kicked (rpt) (^Stuii^)
Licensing, whats it all about then? (spectre)
[Owf_] ill get me flat carp (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] i think im having gnomie (Gulp)
[Ricey] i think im having gnomie [Ricey] it is just as fun as it ever was (Gulp)
[^Stuii^] provide [parpicus] wont be up till tomorrow (spectre)
[spectre] stuii - i expect an item steeped in my passage [^Stuii^] provide [parpicus] wont be up till tomorrow (eltawater)
[spectre] stuii - i expect an item steeped in my passage [^Stuii^] provide [parpicus] wont be up till tomorrow [spectre] parp, i challenge you to get that in (eltawater)
[Wyrmy] it gets worse. Im responsible for running an ARSe thing. (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] big inside (^Woodsta^)
[JimBob] big inside [Lambster] im able to manage [Jimbob] rampant sex in exchange for food (eltawater)
[JimBob] big inside [Lambster] im able to manage [Jimbob] rampant sex in exchange for food [Lambster] perhaps just a nibble (eltawater)
[Saarlax] I dont know you, Surfr, so I dont know about your Oakleys. (^Stuii^)
[spectre] I AM NO LONGER A CHILD (Hypnos)
ONE POINT TWENTY ONE GIGAWATTS (^Stuii^)
OWF ALERT (^Stuii^)
ON NEXT: Argument du jour, with spectre ON LATER: Spectre kicked (Owf)
[^Stuii^] aye yes. cats tend to provide a bit of relief (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] I do olds (Owf_)
[Owf_] i have a HUGE bag (^Stuii^)
Woodsta in shits & shakes trauma *shocker* (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] when I wank I strutt my stuff (Gulp)
[^Woodsta^] when I wank I strut my stuff (Gulp)
* spectre is in a bush *again* (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Spectre gets a gift from stuii ON NEXT: Stuii shows where the bateries go (Gulp)
ON NOW: Spectre gets a gift from stuii ON NEXT: Stuii shows where the bateries go (Gulp)
The Previous Topic Was Deemed Crap (Mr_Scod^)
[Gulp] i love boys (spectre)
The previous topic violated NLA protocol (_spectre)
The Previous Topic was a blatent Spectre dream (`Spectre)
[^Stuii^] See you like blind sheep [^Stuii^] OOO (GulpWork)
[parpicus] he will surely enter now as Im porking this bird (GulpWork)
Youre not from Brighton claims Norman. (^Woodsta^)
^Stuii^: I feel sorry for people who like Cock (parpicus)
[Surfr] sixxie nah, best leave it on incase they try to give me another (^Stuii^)
WALES THRASHED 8-0 BY PORTUGAL IN FOOTBALL IRRELEVANCE. (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] lambster enter me (fraggsta)
BOB HOPE DEAD (^Stuii^)
THERES NOTHING TO SEE HERE, LAMBIE (^Woodsta^)
�PRESS THE BUTTON� urge Morecombe & Wise. (Woodstar)
[Hypnos] cor - arse shot bonanza for men (Woodstar)
Spec admits being sick after birthday binge. (binge = one shandy) (GulpWork)
[spectre] I FUCK MUPPETS INSTEAD OF MEN (GulpWork)
PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS REMOVED DUE TO NLA VIOLATION (spectre)
[spectre] I FUCK MEN (GulpWork)
PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS REMOVED DUE TO NLA VIOLATION (spectre)
[spectre] I FUCK MEN (GulpWork)
Spec admits being sick after birthday binge. (binge = one shandy) (GulpWork)
[spectre]: bah, i didnt get head (parpicus)
[spectre]: bah, i didnt get head [spectre] i prefer to pay by cash (VirtualStuii)
comes together to show love for SuperDuck (GulpWork)
come together to show love for SuperDuck (GulpWork)
[SuperDuck] the ladies are lush [Catalyst] now were getting down to it (GulpWork)
DAVID SPEDDING, DEAD. (_spectre)
(DAVID SPEDDING|GRAFFITI.NET), DEAD. (Catalyst)
SQUIRTLE, CLAIMS SQUIRTLE (VirtualStuii)
YOURE SICK AND YOURE BEAUTIFUL, CLAIMS ARTIFICIAL JOY CLUB (Hypnos)
FARTING INTO THE PRESENCE OF GOD ASSERT THERAPY? (Ricey)
MOHAMMED AL FAYED DEAD (^Stuii^)
http://www.woodsta.com/gfx/butchered.mp3 IMMEDIATELY. (^Woodsta^)
http://www.woodsta.com/gfx/butchered.mp3 IMMEDIATELY. (PAHTT) (Hypnos)
spectre listens Before he Comes (parpicus)
[spectre] i can be arsed (Hypnos)
* parpicus pleads guilty to taking a cunt (spectre)
*parpicus pleads guilty to taking John Thomas at school (Lambie)
[parpicus] How much did that fucking cost (^Stuii^)
spectre glistens (parpicus)
[spectre] FUCK OFF JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF FUCK OFF (Hypnos)
BIG BROTHER DEAD. �BANZAI� (^Stuii^)
VA VA VOOM, CLAIM RENAULT. #ABER RESPONDS WITH �GUNNISHMENT (Hypnos)
�Spielbergs AI - Absolutely Intollerable.� (Catalyst)
* spectre got my first one from Jesus (Ricey)
* Lambie inserts the long valeus [Lambie] *squeak*squeak*pop* (^Stuii^)
EYE AM DUH LAWW, insists Judge Dredd (Hypnos)
[spectre] Ferret - see, i told you i was cheap compared to stuii (^Stuii^)
[spectre] Ferret - see, i told you i was cheap compared to stuii [spectre] i get it for 20quid (Lambster)
[Moggz] are u naked pea? (JimBob)
[Moggz] are u naked pea? [SuperDuck] feeling hot hot hot (Lambster)
lambie for Queen of the Year award!! (Moggz)
[serp] nice guys today (JimBob)
[serp] nice guys today [SuperDuck] too sticky (spectre)
[SuperDuck] too sticky ***spectre removes muzzle ***moggz snuggles spec (serp)
[serp] fucking kids [serp] excellent (spectre)
[serp] fucking kids [serp] excellent [SuperDuck] like I said, Id be happy to pull them for you (Lambie)
[JimBob] hehe last weekend I had it off [JimBob] 2 Cadets (parpicus)
[JimBob] hehe last weekend I had it off [JimBob] 2 Cadets [JimBob] my own place to do Army Cadets (parpicus)
[JimBob] hehe last weekend I had it off [JimBob] 2 Cadets [JimBob] my own place to do Army Cadets [JimBob] about 13-14 (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] I must admit Im a good perv (Mr_Scod)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS REMOVED DUE TO NLA [TM] VIOLATION (spectre)
THE PREVIOUS SPECTRE WAS REMOVED DUE TO A WANKER VIOLATION (Mr_Scod)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS REMOVED DUE TO NLA [TM] VIOLATION (spectre)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS REMOVED DUE TO SPECTRE BEING SELF CONCIOUS (Mr_Scod)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS REMOVED DUE TO UTTER FAILURE ON THE PART OR MR_SCOD (spectre)
[JimBob] i have a boyfriend, (Moggz)
[JimBob] i have a boyfriend, [Hypnos] no doubt screaming camper (Lambie)
[Hypnos] RUH ROH OORHG RAAARGH (fragg)
[sixxie] sweet pussy (^Stuii^)
[sixxie] sweet pussy [sixxie] well pretty (^Stuii^)
DAME HELENA SHOVELTON DEAD (^Stuii^)
DAME HELENA SHOVELTON IRRELEVANT (Hypnos)
[SuperDuck] how big is it? (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] how big is it? [SuperDuck] I feel so left out because I didnt see it (Mr_Scod)
[SuperDuck] how big is it? [SuperDuck] ok Im going down (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] scod youre keen [SuperDuck] how big is it? [SuperDuck] ok Im going down (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] scod youre keen [SuperDuck] how big is it? [SuperDuck] ok Im going down [SuperDuck] Ill have to keep my mouth shut in future (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] scod youre keen [SuperDuck] how big is it? [Mr_Scod^] stop talking about this ridiculously shaped penis (parpicus)
This Is The Voice Of The Mysterons.....All Females Must Remove Their Clothes (Mr_Scod^)
[^Stuii^] ricey yes, scod no (Ricey)
Brass Eye controversy get completely out of hand *unshocker* (^Stuii^)
* Lambie necks 3 childs (^Stuii^)
MP CALLS FOR #ABER TO BE CENSORED AFTER SATIRICAL TOPIC WITH MILD PAEDOPHILIA REFERENCE (^Stuii^)
MP CALLS FOR #ABER TO BE PRIVATISED AFTER SATIRICAL TOPIC WITH MILD PAEDOPHILIA REFERENCE (Ricey)
Welcome to the #Aber Naturist Colony, please leave your clothes at the door (_spectre)
[parpicus] More blowjobs ahoy! [SuperDuck] I need a big tug (Ricey)
[parpicus] More blowjobs ahoy! [SuperDuck] I need a big tug * SuperDuck feels on (Ricey)
[parpicus] More blowjobs ahoy! [^Stuii^] I did two today :) (Ricey)
[parpicus] More blowjobs ahoy! [^Stuii^] I did two today :) [eltawater] stuii the entire entry (^Stuii^)
[Superduck] Tsk (Ferret)
Woodstar] thats no toothpaste [Ricey] *ftzzzzzz* (Woodstar)
CODE RED TO BRING DOWN THE �ENTIRE� INTERNET, CLAIM FBI (specFood)
[Lambster] i fuck myles is it (^Woodsta^)
* fragg strokes his dame (Ricee)
�WAR (^Woodsta^)
[spectre] i have no idea what you are talking about (Ricee)
[spectre] i have no idea (Catalyst)
�On Now:� SuperDuck Monologue �On Next:� SuperDuck Does Wigan (rpt) (Lambie)
[Lambie] i had a toss at some pub in traf square that was grim (^Stuii^)
JAN HAMMER DEAD (^Stuii^)
[spectre] excellent fuzz [spectre] kept on going all the way thru (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] GET OFF [SuperDuck] I NEED TO USE [SuperDuck] *sniff* (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] it might be because I havent had one for ages (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] it might be because I havent had one for ages [SuperDuck] Im not getting anything (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] it might be because I havent had one for ages [SuperDuck] Im not getting anything [SuperDuck] I dont think my boss was too impressed (^Stuii^)
http://www.anothergeek.com/photos/flutterby [==== incriminating meet photos here (eltawater)
[Hypnos] I need a fuck-off 12 (eltawater)
Stuii in testy pants *itchyshocker* (Ricey)
[^peanut^] I have clay in the basement (^Woodsta^)
[fraggstar] you KNOW I cant join in due to lack of cunt (eltawater)
DONT PANIC (Woodstar)
teebs and superduck go to bed together *shocker* (JimBob)
PANIC RESUMES (^Woodsta^)
Hypnos and Spectre URL-O-Rama, with hypnos and spectre (spectre)
parpicus] erk, the Internet hasn (^Stuii^)
AOL DOESNT PAY VAT, REVEALS THE REG (^Stuii^)
RENEGADE MIXA (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] IT WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH (^Stuii^)
�WAR� (^Stuii^)
EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE OKAY. SURFR HAS DOWNLOADED REDHAT 7.1. ITS ALRIGHT, THERE IS NO FURTHER NEED FOR CONCERN. (^Stuii^)
e/ENCORE u/UN f/FOIS DEMANDS SASH, on having the concept of f/Free s/Software explained (^Stuii^)
WYRM ALERT (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] OI [Ricey] ITALIAN [Ricey] FUCK MY PORT (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] OI [Ricey] ITALIAN [Ricey] FUCK MY PORT [Hypnos] which port (^Stuii^)
WE GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PLACE, IF ITS THE LAST THING WE EVER DO, sob Space bitterly (Lambie)
IF YOU BUY THIS RECORD YOUR LIFE WILL BE BETTER, outlandishly claim Beautiful South in an effort to sell more than 100 copies of their single (Lambie)
WOODSTA CAUGHT AND DETAINED: http://www.stuii.co.uk/photos/temp/caged.jpg (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I can get a pron in a jiffy bag for 135 (Ricey)
WAR (Lambie)
[fraggsta] slap your monkey about a bit (eltawater)
[^Stuii^] I didnt get it up (JimBob)
[JimBob] Ive seen her come (^Stuii^)
LONGMOOR PROGRAMMING WAR: Surfr 2 to 1, Shrink 2 to 5 (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Deevs Basic MIRC Configuration Tips. ON NEXT: Deev Downloads ViRC (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] EVEN I GET MORE THAN THAT (DiscoDeev)
Be careful with that axe, Eugene, ask Pink Floyd (spectre)
Serp Is The New Channel Bike - Ride Him While You Can (Lambster)
EALING BOMB HELL *TRUESHOCKER*. MILLIONS DEAD. [last bit may not be true] (VirtualStuii)
everyone say yeh, ho, and huh for 4 minutes while we record the #aber xmas rap single. Recording starts at 11:15 (Surfr)
SPECTRE SPOTTED ROLLING AROUND IN BACK SEAT WITH FAT BIFFA (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] so much for getting it on (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] so much for getting it on [SuperDuck] my gasping is going very well (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] so much for getting it on [SuperDuck] my gasping is going very well [SuperDuck] Im working like the proverbial today (spectre)
[_spectre] FERRET ENTERS PARPICUS (eltawater)
SERP LOSES DISTRO WAR *UNSHOCKER* (spectre)
[parpicus] UNCUT [^Woodsta^] I didnt realise it was this long (spectre)
Lambster] parp im afraid i suck big black nobs (^Woodsta^)
[Lambster] parp im afraid i suck big black nobs [^Woodsta^]: Lambsta I fuck yo ass up (parpicus)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS REMOVED DUE TO UTTER FAILURE. (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] back dat ass up ho [Lambster] aye (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] back dat ass up ho [Lambster] aye [^Woodsta^] Speedo jobbies (Lambster)
Punk in Drublic (Surfr)
* Surfr is coming (fragg)
RICEY IN ARSE FISTING *SHOCKER* (_spectre)
RICEY IN ARSE FISTING *SHOCKER* [Surfr] sends me into little spasms (_spectre)
RICEY IN ARSE FISTING *SHOCKER* [Surfr] about 100 times better than a human nose (Woodstar)
QUEEN MOTHER FALL OVER (^Woodsta^)
[SuperDuck] can be arse packed (^Woodsta^)
[SuperDuck] can be arse packed [Catalyst] poo and major annoyance. (^Woodsta^)
[SuperDuck] can be arse packed [Catalyst] poo and major annoyance. [JimBob] got any kleenex? (spectre)
come and have a go if you think you are hard enough INVITES ROBBIE WILLIAMS (Surfr)
JOHNNY KICK A HOLE IN THE SKY urge Red Hot Chili Peppers (Woodstar)
YOURE DOING MY HEAD IN declares Cerys (Woodstar)
TOM HANKS IN ACTUALLY MADE OF PLASTIC *SHOCKER* (http://www.thespark.com/content/121599/hanks.html) (spectre)
[^peanut^] GO AWAY! (JimBob)
[fragg] yes, but I took 5 of them (spectre)
[fragg] yes, but I took 5 of them [fragg] *choke* (spectre)
[spectre] very girly for stuiis kind (JimBob)
[spectre] very girly for stuiis kind |/ http://www.halcyon.com/elf/hankies.html (Lambie)
Serp in Amateur Child Pornography *shocker* (may or may not be true) (spectre)
The previous topic was removed as it was shit and blatently untrue 8o) (Serp)
Serps topic privilages have been revoked. Please report any violations to a master. (Lambster)
* SerpFUD gasps [SerpFUD] sausages time (fragg)
Serp Is To Be Terminated Under And New World order (Mr_Scod^)
Serp Is To Be Terminated Under Any New World order (Mr_Scod^)
Serp...the duracell powered aberite (Mr_Scod^)
Serp...the duracell powered aberite [Serp] getting the arse (Lambie)
[Lambie] oooh (fraggsta)
[Lambie] oooh [Serp] Ive had bigger (spectre)
[Moggz] nice [spectre] aye [Serp] wet spot (fraggsta)
[Lambie] oooh [Serp] Ive had bigger [Serp] that spec (spectre)
[Lambie] oooh [Serp] Ive had bigger [Serp] that spec [Serp] up to 5 cm is acceptable (parpicus)
BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, ITS NEWBIE INFLUX TIME (spectre)
#ABER GAY CLAIMS CHANNEL MEMBER (spectre)
[fraggsta] Ill cum, if you are gay spec. (Serp)
PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS IN NLA VIOLATION (spectre)
MOIRA STUART DEAD (^Stuii^)
ROBSTARS BREAD MAKER DEAD (Ricey)
WHAT ABOUT US, SHRIEKS JACKSON, WHILST HOLDING ON TO TWO TREES IN A STORM, HIS HAIR BLOWING AROUND IN A REALLY GIRLY WAY (^Stuii^)
SOMEONE SET WOODSTA UP THE NEW MOTHERBOARD (eltawater)
WIIIILLIIIAAMMM, OH WILLLIIAMMM, WILLIAM IT WAS REALLY NOTHING, INSISTS MORRISEY, IN A BLATENT REFERENCE TO HIS OWN HOMOSEXUALITY (^Stuii^)
* Surfr feels compelled to plug his in and abuse it (eltawater)
ARSE DAY (SuperDuck)
INTERNET QUIET (PRESUMED DEAD) (Surfr)
[peanut] I read that as Anus (^Woodsta^)
STUII DEAD. (spectre) ()
[Shrink] I couldnt find a nice truncheon to give him (^Stuii^)
[Shrink] you claim that I claim but i claim indeed that i claim, so i claim indeed (Gulp)
CENTRAL PORTSMOUTH HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DESTROYED (^Stuii^)
CENTRAL PORTSMOUTH HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DESTROYED, we have a team working on the outskirts now (Surfr)
WELL BARBIE, WERE JUST GETTING STARTED, SMIRKS LECHEROUS KEN (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Weather Watch ON NEXT: Kill Spec (GulpWork)
[Tombs] getting paid to blow a small child again (GulpWork)
[Tombs] getting paid to blow a small child again [Tombs] couldnt resist the urge any longer (eltawater)
[GulpWork] ahh. beat me elta! (^Stuii^)
FUCK IT IN THE (Surfr)
ON NOW: PR0NATHON (blonde16F)
THE INTERNET IS BROKEN - PLEASE UPGRADE TO A LATER VERSION (Shrink)
WILL THE REAL SPECTRE PLEASE STAND UP (spectre)
[Gulp] you should leave that on for when spec comes (^Stuii^)
[Gulp] you should leave that on for when spec comes [Twpsyn] what would hold the liquid? (^Stuii^)
MEREDITH BROOKES DEAD (^Stuii^)
* Surfr has done rather well with men (Hypnos)
[spectre] I AM DOING FRAGG NEXT WEEK (^Stuii^)
LARRY HAGLER DEAD (^Woodsta^)
MAUDE FLANDERS DEAD (^Stuii^)
this channel is far too noisy (peanut)
SELECT YOUR WEAPON (Hypnos)
Spectre: 1, Hypnos: 0 (spectre)
I KNOW THE PIECES FIT, claim Tool frustrated with a jigsaw puzzle (spectre)
http://riddleme.com/html/cow.html (Surfr)
ABERNET OFFICIAL TRIAL ENDS TODAY (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: #aber, Children Of The 80s. ON NEXT: Wes^H^H^HSpectre Kicked (^Stuii^)
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT ME?, ASKS BOY GEORGE, RHETORICALLY (^Stuii^)
CAPITALISM ROCKS (^Stuii^)
CAPITALISM SOCKS (Hypnos)
[Gulp] stuii - i can top you (^Stuii^)
[Gulp] stuii - i can top you [Surfr] Stuii aye looks like I might be heading that way (Mr_Scod)
[Gulp] stuii - i can top you [Mr_Scod] give it to me (^Stuii^)
PREPARE TO DIE, POWERS (^Stuii^)
* fraggsta is forced to bend over (^Stuii^)
For Sale: One Fragg, Slightly Soiled. All Major Credit Cards Accepted. (Lambster)
[WetFish] Well, Ive just had more arse (fraggsta)
[WetFish] Well, Ive just had more arse [fraggsta] ^Surfr^ make me poo (Ricey)
SP0D DEAD (GulpWork)
SP0D DEAD, Sp0d thinks otherwise. (GulpWork)
SP0D DEAD, Sp0d thinks otherwise. Sp0d not available to comment. (GulpWork)
[Twpsyn] hmmm, I seem to remember Lloyd continually buggering me (^Stuii^)
AUGUSTUS GLOOP DEAD (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] I dont see the shiny head myself (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] Mr Scod might be do-able (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] Mr Scod might be do-able [parpicus] pissed [^Stuii^] fuck you (GulpWork)
[parpicus] Mr Scod might be do-able [GulpWork] better than cum... (parpicus)
[parpicus] Mr Scod might be do-able [GulpWork] better than cuming (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] I sit here and do coke [SuperDuck] its what I do best (GulpWork)
[SuperDuck] I sit here and do coke [SuperDuck] its what I do best [Hypnos] mmm.. hash (GulpWork)
[SuperDuck] I sit here and do coke [SuperDuck] its what I do best [Hypnos] mmm.. hash *Wyrm hasnt got any (GulpWork)
[spectre] SuperDuck - do you want it? (^Stuii^)
[spectre] SuperDuck - do you want it? [SuperDuck] ta (Owf)
Owf demands full compatibility with internet in PHB-like buzzword fit *shocker* (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] like a cock? [fraggsta] yes stuii. eat it (GulpWork)
[^Stuii^] like a cock? [fraggsta] yes stuii. eat it [Surfr] fucking a (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] like a cock? [fraggsta] yes stuii. eat it [spectre] have you tried it? (GulpWork)
[^Stuii^] like a cock? [fraggsta] yes stuii. eat it [spectre] have you tried it? [Surfr] spec yes thats good (Hypnos)
[fraggsta] so its up? [Ferret_] Been up for ages [fraggsta] my boss seems have a major cock (^Stuii^)
[Owf] i got some proper ass (Lambie)
What were the skies like when you were young? enquire The Orb. (^Woodsta^)
ABERMEET IN T-24 HOURS (Hypnos)
[parpicus] SUCKKKKKKKKKK [SuperDuck] its wonderful (parpicus)
[parpicus] SUCKKKKKKKKKK [SuperDuck] its wonderful [SuperDuck] extra cum (parpicus)
PARPICUS: KNOW YOUR PLACE (Surfr)
[Ferret] I made fran stay up all night (fraggsta)
Ferret in viagra overdosing scandal... (Wyrm)
ON NOW: Saarlax Speaks ON NEXT: Filth-a-thon (GulpWork)
[SuperDuck] fill me in (fraggsta)
[SuperDuck] fill me [Ferret] caresses me (GulpWork)
[SuperDuck] fill me [Ferret] caress me (fraggsta)
[SuperDuck] fill me [Ferret] caress me [SuperDuck] itd prolly be better in (fraggsta)
[SuperDuck] fill me [Ferret] caress me [SuperDuck] itd probably be better in [SuperDuck] hurrah (GulpWork)
[SuperDuck] fill me [Ferret] caress me [SuperDuck] itd probably be better in [SuperDuck] hurrah [SuperDuck] it works (GulpWork)
[SuperDuck] fill me [Ferret] caress me [SuperDuck] itd probably be better in [fraggsta] youve gone too far now (GulpWork)
[SuperDuck] fill me [Ferret] caress me [SuperDuck] itd probably be better in [fraggsta] youve gone too far now [Surfr] screw it (GulpWork)
[Ferret] I am a lesbian and i know (GulpWork)
[Ferret] I am a lesbian and i know [SuperDuck] erk my cok is vibrating (Lambie)
[Lambie] my boss stood over me for 10 mins waiting (^Stuii^)
TONY AND DUBYA BOMB IRAQ *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
Queen Mother kidnapped by aliens disguised as Yorks Evening Post reportser *shocker* (Wyrm)
[parpicus] ^Stuii^: I am erecting as we speak (Owf)
[parpicus] ^Stuii^: I am erecting as we speak [fraggCND] why have they spent all day buggering about in the midlands?? (ScodWAR)
[fragg] SuperDuck could you do that slightly slower? (GulpWork)
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, AND SHE IS SO BLUE, CLAIM EIFFEL 65, UNREALISTICALLY (StuiiWAR)
[ScodWAR] I HAVE HAVE HAD THAT FOR AT LEAST A MONTH (DiscoStuii)
[fraggsta] stuii cums - anti climax (GulpWar)
the previous topic was NON NLA COMPLIANT (fraggsta)
[fraggsta] stuii cums - anti climax (GulpWar)
the previous topic was NON NLA COMPLIANT (fraggsta)
�HANDBAGS AT TEN PACES! LET THE WAR COMMENCE! (First Round - Dubya vs Iraq) (ParpDeev)
EAT PURE FAT. DRINK PURE FAT. PLAY ON #ABER (DiscoGulp)
BT SACKS 4000 GERMANS, HOLD IN THEIR HAND A PIECE OF PAPER (^Stuii^)
BT SACKS 4000 GERMANS, WHO NOW HOLD IN THEIR HAND A PIECE OF PAPER (^Stuii^)
http://www.btinternet.com/~david.st/b3ta/ (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] i handpump (fraggsta)
[Moggz] this is throbbing (Lambster)
[Moggz] this is throbbing [Woodstar] STOP SUCKING ON IT THEN (Lambster)
NEAR THE VILLAGE, PEACEFUL VILLAGE, LION SLEEP TONIGHT claim Tight Fit, unware of carnage to come. (^Woodsta^)
on now: peanut bludgeons #aber with @/~3z (parpicus)
ABER NON-MEET AUGUST 2001 SOON TO COMMENCE (^Woodsta^)
ABER NON-MEET AUGUST 2001 COMMENCED LAST NIGHT (Surfr)
Weve had six policemen, can you believe it? - Mrs Neil Hamilton (parpicus)
SO HERE IT IS, #ABER NON-MEET, EVERYBODYS HAVING FUN claim Slade (Lambie)
Weve had six policemen, can you believe it? - Mrs Neil Hamilton (^Stuii^)
[Serp] heh - first time - I may learn something - sadly not though (^Stuii^)
[Ferret] Landlord finally let me have it :D (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] 21 hours in bed is not good for arse control (parpicus)
*Ferret had m00ky for a whole year (Lambster)
Young offender, whats your defence. Youre younger than me. Obviously., POINT OUT THE PET SHOP BOYS (^Stuii^)
[spectre] i has some of your rub on saturday, ferret (Lambster)
[peanut] its hard (^Stuii^)
[peanut] its hard [peanut] I manage with one hand (parpicus)
[peanut] its hard [peanut] I manage with one hand * peanut bombards parpicus (Ricey)
[peanut] its hard [peanut] I manage with one hand [parpicus] I need one. (Ricey)
[peanut] its hard [peanut] I manage with one hand [parpicus] I need one. [peanut] I blow myself sky high (parpicus)
[peanut] its hard [peanut] mmm furry [peanut] I manage with one hand [parpicus] I need one. [peanut] I blow myself sky high (Lambster)
[peanut] its hard [peanut] mmm furry [peanut] I manage with one hand [peanut] I blow myself sky high (parpicus)
* parpicus pictures peanut in multiple lays (^Stuii^)
* parpicus pictures peanut in multiple lays [peanut] I no longer wee (^Woodsta^)
* parpicus pictures peanut in multiple lays [peanut] I shall resume my place (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] Serp: abers wetherspoons is shite (Ricey)
[fraggsta] I just stayed away from the loos, no matter how great the temptation (Ricey)
BRACE FOR ELTAWATER (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] I just stayed away from the loos, no matter how great the temptation (^Stuii^)
COME PICK MY ROSES, offers bloke from Aqua, in a sort of creepy way (^Stuii^)
Save snwo.org? Vote now at www.stuii.co.uk (^Stuii^)
LOOK AT http://www.stuii.co.uk/photos/shower.php?pic=.%2Faber%2Ftgb%2Fcaddy.jpg AND LAUGH (GulpWork)
[Hypnos] its busy in here [Surfr] I think its related to the use of hash (GulpWork)
JIMMY KNAPP DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Hypnos] Thatcher is erotic (^Stuii^)
[widget] work my arse [SuperDuck] aye [^Stuii^] BUTTOCKS (GulpWork)
[widget] work my arse [SuperDuck] aye [^Stuii^] BUTTOCKS * ^Stuii^ grips his fist (Ricey)
[widget] work my arse [SuperDuck] Aye [^Stuii^] BUTTOCKS *Stuii grips his fist [SuperDuck] Im going in (GulpWork)
http://www.woodsta.com/gfx/meet/07210046.jpg [=== Surfr gorges on Man Mayo, Spectre cackles in the darkness (eltawater)
http://www.woodsta.com/gfx/meet/Image9.jpg [=== Maverix nicks Myles pint, Myles retrieves said pint (eltawater)
I WANNA MAN, NOT A BOY WHO THINKS HE CAN!! Sorry Spec (GulpWork)
ON NOW: Seconf Hand Salesman Infighting ON LATER: Serp mocked (Ricey)
[Lambie] stuii we only love you for your fat pipe (^Stuii^)
TREE KILLS 3 IN DECEMBER 1999, JUDGE RULES NOT GUILTY. (^Woodsta^)
[spectre_] PEE ON MY RUG (^Woodsta^)
[spectre_] PEE ON MY RUG [spectre] gradwell does it so well (Lambie)
[SuperDuck] I cant even remember which agencies Ive signed up for and which I havent (^Stuii^)
I LIKE BOUNCING, BOING, BOING, BOING sings Rowan Aktinson, amusingly (Lambie)
�Ricey in Im a flashmonkey unbelieveable *horror*� (Catalyst)
[Maverix] I could have my gran (Ricey)
[Maverix] I cum with my gran (^Woodsta^)
[Maverix] I cum with my gran [Maverix] and its in cracking condition (^Woodsta^)
[Maverix] I could really do my gran% (Catalyst)
ON NEXT: PRE-PRE BANK HOLIDAY CHAFFEING (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Gulp has a rant and kicks everyone ON NEXT: Gulp gets kicked for being a lame failure (GulpWork)
Ricey and Spec join together... *UNSHOCKER* (GulpWork)
OWF ADMITS TO BREAKING INTERNET. THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED. (^Stuii^)
[GulpWork] JUST SPILT SHIT ALL OVER RECEPTIONISTS ORIFICE (eltawater)
The previous topic was a �grave� NLA failure (^Stuii^)
eltawater the bbc continue rapes in reading (GulpWork)
* eltawater continue rapes in reading (^Stuii^)
The last topic has been deemed libellous and has been removed (eltawater)
eltawater rapes cunt in reading (GulpWork)
Ill refrain from topicing that, its starting to border on tasteless (eltawater)
ON NOW: Gulp realises not to use SCAN.CO.UK EVER ON NEXT: Gulp listens to Elta and Stuii (GulpWork)
ON NOW: SCAN SUCK. COMPLETELY ON NEXT: [STUII] go down for 30 mins (GulpWork)
everything sucks. (fraggsta)
[^Stuii^] go down for 30 mins *fraggsta changes topic to everything sucks. [Ferret] SUCK Suck (Lambie)
[Owf_] arse [Owf_] buggering (fraggsta)
[spectre] yes i am hard [Hypnos] mmm [Hypnos] must suck (GulpWork)
[^Stuii^] nice mac [spectre] yes i am hard [Hypnos] mmm [Hypnos] must suck (parpicus)
ON NOW: Anti-Corporate Fuck-You-A-Thon. ON NEXT: Lambie Has Entered The Channel (^Stuii^)
if theres grass on the wicket, lets play cricket [/jimbob] (GulpWork)
[^Stuii^] you cannot sell it [spectre] you can sell it (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] you cannot sell it [spectre] (Ferret)
[^Stuii^] you cannot sell it [spectre] you can sell it [Ferret] gets all the come (GulpWork)
GET OUT OF MY CHAIR, barks Picard, at Q (^Stuii^)
I AM �NOT� A MERRY MAN, roars Worf (^Stuii^)
[Moggz] willy again (^Stuii^)
[Moggz] willy again *^Stuii^ has an odd craving for toti (Lambie)
[Moggz] willy again [^Woodsta^] BENDING (^Stuii^)
[foggstar] yer i heard i thought u were supposed to be at it still (Lambster)
[Lambster] i specifically arranged a 3.30 session so we could both fuck (^Stuii^)
Saxon_ is jgc3@m92-mp1-cvx1c.col.ntl.com * Saxon (^Woodsta^)
[Zem] the heads a bit loose [SuperDuck] *gore* (^Woodsta^)
�ON NOW:� The SCM That Might Have Been, starring Zem and Spectre (Sponsored by the Wesley Foundation) (Lambster)
* GulpWork STILL hasnt defeated the butcher (VirtualStuii)
OWF FINALLY ACCEPTS ADVANCED AGE, CONCEEDS THAT STUII IS YOUNGER THAN HIM (^Stuii^)
BOMBARD ezw7@graffiti.net with KERNELS NOW (Surfr)
[spectre_] im off to get some coke (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] Bitch wont let me do it (^Stuii^)
[Hypnos] unfortunately some gremlin shrunk my trousers while i was doing it (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] MY PCS FLOPPY DRIVE DIED. DOES THAT MEAN ITS DEAD? (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: The Daily Goading Of Frag. ON NEXT: 101 Uses For Amiga Shells (^Stuii^)
*** Dyn is on IRC (^Stuii^)
GET ON, GET ON, GET ON, GET ON THE GROOVY TRAIN insist agri types (Ricey)
Captain, I think were going to need a full briefing before we go any further, SUGGESTS FEMALE ADMIRAL, SUGGESTIVELY (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] how huge ? (^Stuii^)
[Owf] i appear to have be huge [Surfr] how huge ? (Hypnos)
[Owf] i appear to be huge [Surfr] how huge ? (Hypnos)
*Ferret attempts to foist a big hard wood (Lambster)
On now: My hard drive is bigger than your hard drive On next: fisticuffs (^peanut^)
ON NOW: ABERS DIRTY WASHING. ON NEXT: WORLD ENDS. (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] fuck pea now (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] lets do cora (Surfr)
[^Woodsta^] lets do cora [^Woodsta^] lets do the easy ones (Ricey)
ON NOW: ABERS DIRTY WASHING. ON NEXT: WORLD ENDS. (^Woodsta^)
YOU AINT HEARD NUFFINK ROITE, WE WERENT EVEN HERE. (^Woodsta^)
THIS CHANNEL IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ANY RESEMBLENCE TO ANY PERSONS, EITHER LIVING OR DEAD, IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL. (Lambie)
LEVEL OF SENSE TALKED ON #ABER REACHES LOWEST POINT SINCE 1974. MILLIONS WEEP. (Catalyst)
RAVE alright, DECLARES CATALYST WHILE WAVING GLOWSTICKS AROUND AND BLOWING A WHISTLE. (^Woodsta^)
A-LEVEL RESULTS: Stuiis Chris: ABB. Spectre: Unknown. Hypnos: Unknown (^Stuii^)
A-LEVEL RESULTS: Stuiis Chris: ABB. Spectre: Unknown. Hypnos: Unknown - PLACE YOUR BETS!! (eltawater)
GULP CLAIMS THAT THE SENIOR IS STAFF ALL HAVE VERY LOW SEXUAL DRIVE AND PAINT THEMSELVES BEIGE AT THE WEEKENDS AND SUCK MONKEY MING THROUGH A STRAW (eltawater)
GULP CLAIMS THAT THE SENIOR INFOSERV ARMY COUNCIL GENERALS ALL HAVE VERY LOW SEXUAL DRIVE AND PAINT THEMSELVES BEIGE AT THE WEEKENDS AND SUCK MONKEY MING THROUGH A STRAW (^Stuii^)
^Stuii^ has always wanted a big red penis (GulpWork)
Lord Archole pleads Not Guilty... (Wyrm)
^Stuii^ has always wanted a big red penis [Lambie] designed for better handling. (GulpWork)
[^Stuii^] where did you get that red penis? (fraggsta)
[^Stuii^] Where did you get that red penis? [Lambie] the penis will be severed (GulpWork)
The whole plan depended on the natural curiousity of the potato. (Wyrm)
DILS: The new Sociology degree! (Wyrm)
A-LEVEL RESULTS: Stuiis Chris: ABB. Spectre DDU: Unknown. Hypnos: BCC (^Stuii^)
A-LEVEL RESULTS: Stuiis Chris: ABB. Spectre: DDU. Hypnos: BCC (^Stuii^)
[Owf] spectre i did micro (^Stuii^)
[Owf] spectre i did micro [Owf] chip (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] she once threatened to beat me if i did not deliver on time (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] she once threatened to beat me if i did not deliver on time [Ricey] sadly she did not carry out this threat, no matter how much i delayed (^Stuii^)
Something visual ahead Captain, claims Sulu, obv. (^Stuii^)
* Owf slides about on the hard wood a bit (^Stuii^)
WERE THE KIDS IN AMERICA, CLAIMS KIM WILDE (Owf)
[Wyrmy] just think of Ben Norwood in there taking up all that space (Woodstar)
[SerpSleep] I have been ordered not to drink my fit american bird (Ricey)
MASS FAILURE INVASED #ABER (Woodstar)
WELvome to bLINGFELD IRC (Lambie)
OFFICIAL: HUMAN GEOGRAPHY MAKES YOU A POOF (Woodstar)
ON NOW: A Level Result Pissing Contest (DiscoDiva)
[Lambie] I one blew a council worker hard (eltawater)
[Lambie] I once blew a council worker hard (eltawater)
The previous topic was not NLA compliant, not by any means (^Stuii^)
[Hypnos] i dont see where he got hard (^Stuii^)
[Hypnos] i dont see where he got hard [^Stuii^] they always come (eltawater)
Surfr sticks his between his legs [SuperDuck] good boy (GulpWork)
Spandex is a privilege, not a right (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Laugh at Serp being put in his place ON NEXT: Serp crawls back into his hole (eltawater)
ON NOW: Laugh at Serp being put in his place ON NEXT: Spectre touts his services to the channel (eltawater)
[Ferret] You need one blowing in and one out (^Stuii^)
[Ferret] You need one blowing in and one out [Ferret] create decent suction (^Stuii^)
[Ferret] You need one blowing in and one out [Ferret] create decent suction [Ferret] mine are clamped out of the way (^Stuii^)
[Ferret] You need one blowing in and one out [Ferret] create decent suction [Ferret] mine are clamped out of the way [Ferret] [squish] (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] she should get it [GulpWork] she should get it no probs... through fingers [Ferret] It would be hard to explain that one (^Stuii^)
parpicus] *swallow* [SuperDuck] HURRAH (fraggsta)
[parpicus] *swallow* [SuperDuck] HURRAH (fraggsta)
FREESERVE EMPLOYEES SPYING ON JANET STREET-PORTER, CLAIMS THE REG (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: �BRACE FOR WAR�. Today: �fraggsta -v- Owf� over normal Windows/Linux advocacy nonsense (^Stuii^)
�HYPNOS SETS UP RIVAL #ABER ON UNDERNET *SHOCKER*� (^Stuii^)
[Moggz] stuii wont get it up, cunt isnt much use (GulpWork)
HYPNOS SETS UP RIVAL #ABER ON UNDERNET *SHOCKER (Moggz)
�HYPNOS SETS UP RIVAL #ABER ON UNDERNET *SHOCKER*� (Moggz)
ON NOW: Moggz shows us how to kill and eat raw rabbits... ON NEXT: lets practice on Spectre (GulpWork)
Spectre does DILS, #aber mourns (GulpWork)
Spectre does DILS, #aber mourns. http://www.aber.org.uk/images/dud.gif (^Stuii^)
Spectre does DILS, #aber mourns. http://athos.shacknet.nu/~dan/dudresults.png (Hypnos)
ON NOW: Spectre fails to be accepted for DILS ON NEXT: Spectre applies to TVU (Owf)
Lambie completes his first ever wee (parpicus)
Lambie in Ben Norwood sheepshagging frenzy unsocker (Wyrmy)
Lambie in Ben Norwood sheepshagging frenzy unshocker (Wyrmy)
Wyrmy in Dita and Madwolf Custard Whipping Palava *unshocker* (Lambie)
half of the visitors to Friendsreunited.co.uk are women CLAIM BBC, OBVIOUSLY UNAWARE OF THE LAW OF AVERAGES (^Stuii^)
I would have licked my mothers arsehole for �1 million admits Vanilla Ice (Lambie)
Geoff Capes says EAT LOTS OF LARDY NOSH YOU FAT BASTARDS (VirtualStuii)
SUPERDUCK AND HYPNOS IN ALL NIGHT CHATATHON *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
Stuii not murdered, conceeds M_Caine (^Stuii^)
STOP THAT bawls Flanders (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I DONT HAVE A COCK (GulpWork)
[ciaran] scod likes pretty boys (GulpWork)
[ciaran] scod likes pretty boys [Surfr] I want some (GulpWork)
ON NOW: HTML for 2 year olds (GulpWork)
[ciaran] stuii was taking my personal penis (GulpWork)
[ciaran] stuii was taking my pants down (GulpWork)
[^Stuii^] Surfr surely you can relieve some old welsh farmer (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] Surfr surely you can relieve some old welsh farmer [Surfr] yeh Its just finding one thats old (Surfr)
[^Stuii^] Surfr surely you can relieve some old welsh farmer [Surfr] yeh Its just finding one thats old [Surfr] I wouldnt mind getting one before the weekend (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] the impulse to mount a sheep is overwhelming (^Stuii^)
[Ducki] Time for bed... (Wyrm)
Gamers have very small ones *unshocker* (Wyrm)
[Lambie] owfs never been in my arse (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND WIN TEST MATCH, ENTIRE WORLD DIES IN SHOCK (Lambie)
[spectre] Lambie - have you actually got any yet? (^Stuii^)
* ^Woodsta^ smells barby (^Stuii^)
* ^Woodsta^ smells barby [^Woodsta^] cunt (^Stuii^)
* ^peanut^ will reclaim her joy stick (^Stuii^)
ELTON JOHN DEAD (^Stuii^)
teebs (jorose@usr8949-kno.cableinet.co.uk) entered #aber [WetFish] argh.. this is painful! (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Woodstas TV Heckling. Except without the TV. Just the heckling. (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I need more men (^Stuii^)
IM THE BAD MOTHERFUCKER CALLED STAGGER LEE intones Nick Cave (^Woodsta^)
RUFF IN DA JUNGLE, IN DA JUNGLE, IN DA JUNGLE reveal The Prodigy. (^Woodsta^)
Widget in getting half decent job *trueshocker* (GulpWork)
ON NOW: Widget Gets A Job ON NEXT: Widgets round... (GulpWork)
NEW WAREZ: archie://127.0.0.1/ (^Stuii^)
Young offender, whats your defence? Youre younger than me. Obviously, REMARK PET SHOP BOYS, IN A FIT OF BBC NEWS OBVIOUSNESS (^Stuii^)
Stuii discovers Australian chatup line: Brace yourselves! (Wyrm)
[spectre] stuii - i shall be the only person on the course (^Stuii^)
* Surfr has a massive bust (^Stuii^)
TINA TURNER DEAD (^Stuii^)
* Wyrm is getting men here (^Stuii^)
* Wyrm is getting men here * Surfr takes a break from man overdose (^Stuii^)
SUPERDUCK DEMANDS A RIDE. HYPNOS GOES TO MOW A MEADOW. (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: WAR (nick must start with S to play) (SurfrWAR)
WAR HAS BEEN CANCELLED. THIS IS NOT A WAR. (^Stuii^)
BORE (Wyrm)
WAR HAS BEEN CANCELLED. THIS IS NOT A WAR. (^Stuii^)
[spectre] mine is a two person one [Surfr] I need to give a dose of semen (GulpWork)
number plate L1NUX up for sale (Wyrm)
[SuperDuck] gulp doesnt like it [GulpWork] i wont go below the belt (Ferret)
[Lambie] i managed 15 minutes of it once (^Stuii^)
[Hypnos] no its some arse action (Lambie)
[Hypnos] no its some arse action [parpicus] Only done that once (Lambie)
[Hypnos] no its some arse action [parpicus] Only done that once [meiso] i like a bit of rough (Lambie)
[Surfr] ^Stuii^ I must wear rubber pants tomorow (^Stuii^)
[spectre] its hard [Hypnos] more (JimBob)
[meiso] [-- poof (Owf)
[meiso] raving blistering straining poofter (Ferret)
ACTIVATE THE EMERGENCY BITTERNESS HOLOGRAM (^Stuii^)
�FAILED IN WALES� (Lambie)
�FAILED [to get] IN[to] WALES� (Ricey)
STUII CAUSES NETSPLIT, WORLD COMES TO END (Lambie)
SCATMAN JOHN DEAD (^Stuii^)
STUII CAUSES NETSPLIT, WORLD COMES (Ricey)
ABERNET DEAD (Lambie)
SEAN CONNERY DEAD (Lambie)
SEAN CONNERY DEAD. SEAN CONNERY HEAD REATTACHED. (Ricey)
�BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES� (Lambie)
�BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES AND HEAD FOR THE IRISH BUNKER� (Lambie)
[^Woodsta^] gemma was mentioned [Lambie] give her one from me when you see her next (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Dirty Washing From 1996. ON NEXT: Surfrs Shag Tree (^Stuii^)
* ^Stuii^ has the man coming (Ricey)
[ciaran] they slipped it in (^Stuii^)
[Hypnos] my mum got a nice figure (GulpWork)
ON NOW: Linux Advocacy ON NEXT: spectre gets kickbanned (Shrink)
ON NOW: Feeble Point and Drool Dreamweaver Fails to Function ON NEXT: Ferret Learns How To Write HTML (Hypnos)
Does it really matter what editor we use, the internet is good for only one thing. Pr0n. (GulpWork)
[_spectre] they gave me a new penis (GulpWork)
[_spectre] they gave me a new penis * ^Stuii^ scratches his (GulpWork)
[_spectre] they gave it to me when I participated in a young man (Ferret)
[_spectre] they gave it to me when I participated in a young man [GulpWork] Mine was better (Ferret)
[_spectre] they gave it to me when I participated in a young man [GulpWork] mine was better (Ferret)
[Hypnos] when i find CUNT.. ill pay (^Stuii^)
[_spectre] they gave me a new penis [Hypnos] which CUNT stole mine. (GulpWork)
[SuperDuck] I would have liked eating something with cream on it (^Stuii^)
[GulpWork] Im so horny, even the baby aint safe (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] and quite a bit of pushing because I was too knackered to continue (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] and quite a bit of pushing because I was too knackered to continue [Ricey] i think im coming (Lambie)
[_spectre] its in my right hand (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] superduck was only here for six hours and shes given me fucking (Lambster)
[Ricey] superducks given me fucking (^Woodsta^)
BOND DEAD, CLAIMS ELEKTRA (VirtualStuii)
SURFR IN 1958 LAND ROVER SHORT WHEELBASE DEATH TRAP OWNERSHIP HORROR TRUESHOCKER. (^Woodsta^)
#ABER COMMEMORATES SPECTRE ANNIVERSARY BY RELIVING PAST FAILURES *UNSHOCKER* (Lambster)
LET CHAFFEING COMMENCE (^Woodsta^)
http://128.241.244.96/portal/uploads/27000/27549_winrg.swf (GulpWork)
[Ricey] DAMN YOU SUPERDUCK [Ricey] why the hell is my jaw hurting (GulpWork)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/21235.html (Ricey)
TASHA YAR SPAWNS ROMULAN OFFSPRING. FEDERATION SHOCKED. (^Stuii^)
MATIN FOWLER ACCEPTS THE TRUTH YEH BUT IM STOOPID INNIT (^Woodsta^)
Ill be back when me cycles over DECLARES MENSTRUAL DOT. (^Woodsta^)
�ON NOW:� Time Team, with your hosts Fermit and Ricey. �ON NEXT:� Woodstas TV card dies. (^Woodsta^)
�ON NOW:� Time Team, with your hosts Fermit and Ricey. �ON NEXT:� Woodstas TV card dies. With Woodsta. (^Woodsta^)
[^peanut^] do not let dan roll you in a ditch [spectre] ill bring back chocolate (^Woodsta^)
RONALD FULCRUM DEAD (^Stuii^)
[hypnos] up the bum [hypnos] im taking it, ill have it (Owf)
[Hypnos] up the bum [Hypnos] im taking it, ill have it (Owf)
[Serp] nah, my legs and arse are quite perky (^Stuii^)
[Serp] nah, my legs and arse are quite perky [JimBob] lets both get naked (^Stuii^)
[Serp] nah, my legs and arse are quite perky [JimBob] lets both get naked [Serp] chipmunk (Hypnos)
[Serp] nah, my legs and arse are quite perky * Lambie pummels serp (^Stuii^)
[Serp] nah, my legs and arse are quite perky * Lambie pummels serp *Surfr pulls out his packing (Lambie)
[Serp] nah, my legs and arse are quite perky * Lambie pummels serp [Dyn] i did that ages ago (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] 4 foot long and about 1.5 foot wide (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] I like anything in a bag (Owf)
[Owf] my 20 weighs a fucking tonne (^Stuii^)
�WAREZ WAREZ� http://3640001799/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=%20%67%75%6c%6c%69%62%6c%65 �WAREZ WAREZ� (^Stuii^)
#ABER NOW UNIVERSITY IN OWN RIGHT. UCAS REF: ABWRS94. ENTRANCE REQUIREMENTS: TWO A-LEVELS, BITTERNESS (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: SpectreISP. ON NEXT: Ferret Getz Sk1llz (^Stuii^)
I fucking hate celery (^Stuii^)
http://www.jardmail.co.uk/manwoman/femalercrd.shtml (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Woodsta monologue ON NEXT: FUCK YOU WOODS (DeevSHOP)
[Lambster] ferret has blocked my access to his box (^Stuii^)
HAPPY NEW YEAR! (Gulp)
[JimBob] I failed to pork a cook last night [SuperDuck] *drool* (Gulp)
[JimBob] I failed to pork last night (Woodstar)
[JimBob] I failed to pork a cook last night [SuperDuck] *drool* (Gulp)
[JimBob] I failed to pork last night [SuperDuck] Im having a nice son (Woodstar)
Parpicus Is A Fetid Old Queen *trueshocker* (Lambster)
[SuperDuck] FUCKING JIMBOB (JimBob)
SuperDuck tries to remember how she got it (^Woodsta^)
welcome to GroundhogNet (parpicus)
[JimBob] 7.5 days and the dentist can have his fun (^Stuii^)
* Owf owns a leather man if thats what you mean (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] couldnt she get dick? (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] couldnt she get dick up? (^Woodsta^)
http://www.anothergeek.com/photos/paris/selecta.jpg (eltawater)
[^peanut^] going IN (^Woodsta^)
0800 59 5000 (JimBob)
On now: moonwatch (^peanut^)
http://www.jwz.org/gruntle/design.html (ciaran)
on now: SuperDucks Big Book Of Nice (parpicus)
[Superduck] mm peachy nipple (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] im terribly sorry (^Woodsta^)
[^peanut^] HOW HARD IS IT? (JimBob)
DONT MENTION ZE VOR (^Stuii^)
ALRIGHT MEN, LOAD YOUR WEAPONS Commands Stormtrooper. (^Woodsta^)
STRETCH, LUKE urges Obi-Wan. (^Woodsta^)
STRETCH, LUKE urges Obi-Wan. [SuperDuck] mmm chocolaty spread (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] �cunt� [Owf] �*SCOFF*� (^Woodsta^)
[SuperDuck] not that I get much [SuperDuck] but anything is better than nothing (Lambie)
[SuperDuck] no point in going to bed now [SuperDuck] PARCEL FORCE WOULD WANK ME UP AGAIN (GulpWork)
Lambie in being fucked like a dog all day *unshocker* (widget)
ON NOW: Lambie and Gulps sex game antics ON NEXT: SuperDuck and Widget get it on (GulpWork)
my topics better than your topic (widget)
ON NOW: Lambie and Gulps sex game antics ON NEXT: SuperDuck and Widget get it on (GulpWork)
Scot Sex Line: 07903 609146 CALL NOW! (Lambie)
ON NOW: The Holiday Channel ON NEXT: Spectre gets intense (In Tents, geddit?! [/GulpJoke]) (GulpWork)
ON NOW: MUCH CELEBRATION TO SUPERDUCK AS SHE HAS A JOB! ON NEXT: SuperDucks round (GulpWork)
[SuperDuck] so Ill be in aber soon looking for some [SuperDuck] brace yourselves (GulpWork)
[SuperDuck] so Ill be in aber soon looking for some [SuperDuck] brace yourselves [SpectreNoBeerPretzels] i was going to come earlier (eltawater)
AUSTRALIA CONDEMNED claims Channel 4 News, accurately. (^Woodsta^)
Ferret Fiddles with len (Lambie)
AUSTRALIA SAYS UP YOURS, SPORT TO WORLD OPINION, claims Newsnight (^Woodsta^)
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS warns Nytol Sleeping Pills. (^Woodsta^)
TRY TOSSING ON BREAKFAST CEREALS Suggests SunMaid Raisins (GulpWork)
[Owf] i worked my arse for it (Lambster)
Surfr abducted by aliens *shocker* (^peanut^)
�Red Hot Chili Peppers Rock *unshocker*� (Catalyst)
[_spectre] thats not hard (^Woodsta^)
�ON NOW:� Ferretmonologue. �ON NEXT:� [Moggz] shut up ferret. (^Woodsta^)
PRESIDENT KENNEDY DEAD (^Woodsta^)
[JimBob] I remembered a friend on the way home so gave her one (Lambie)
JIMBOB FIRES BLANKS *TRUESHOCKER* (Woodstar)
CRAP BANDS: FOR THE ABUSE OF (JimBob)
[^peanut^] coo, its big (JimBob)
[^peanut^] coo, its big [Mr_Scod] sorry...i shall put a muzzle on it (Ricey)
[^peanut^] coo, its big [Mr_Scod] sorry...i shall put a muzzle on it [Mr_Scod] *clap* (Ricey)
�SLIPKNOT FANS:� Please e-mail us at i_want_my_ass_k_lined@anotherdimension.net (Catalyst)
[JimBob] elta [JimBob] mine would fit [JimBob] and its 15 inches (Hypnos)
[JimBob] elta [JimBob] mine would fit [JimBob] and its 15 inches [Hypnos] down JimBob [JimBob] are you in? (eltawater)
[Hypnos] The Laptop Incident Will Never Be Mentioned Again, Ever (JimBob)
�On Now:� Dita & Ricey argue about who goes first. �Just In:� Ricey gets it. (Catalyst)
�On Now:� Dita & Ricey argue about who goes first. �Just In:� Ricey gets it. Dita gets dissapointed. (Catalyst)
On Now: Dita & Ricey argue about who goes first. Just In: Ricey gets it. Dita gets dissapointed. [Ferret] Ahh... i got it cheap... (Lambie)
On Now: Dita & Ricey argue about who goes first. Just In: Ricey gets it. Dita gets dissapointed. [Surfr] I can go on all day (Ricey)
[^Woodsta^] Now youve done it [Jimbob] Whoops [Jimbob] Smells a bit stale (Ferret)
[JimBob] I need to be worked like a dog [Catalyst] Aye ;) (Lambie)
ON NOW: Tony Blair is backed my McDonalds his comment, do you want lies with that? (GulpWork)
CONCORDE TO FLY AGAIN, WOODSTA PREPARES TO GET ANNOYED BY CAR ALARMS. (^Woodsta^)
�ENGLAND TEAM MOTTO:� No matter how shit we play, we can still win, as long as the other team play even shiter. (Catalyst)
[JimBob] aye it shafts my mam (Ricey)
ON NOW: Tony Blair is backed my McDonalds his comment, do you want lies with that? (Gulp)
*** Gulp has quit IRC (Quit: JIMBOB I LOVE YOU AND I WANT YOUR BODY) (eltawater)
[JimBob] yes bitch [JimBob] give it to me now (Gulp)
Jimbob tries to steal bone from female dog *UNSHOCKER* (what jimbob does for food...) (Gulp)
Jimbob fails to give boner to female dog (Owf)
Jimbob fails to bone female (Gulp)
Jimbob fails to bone (Gulp)
*Gulp* *SLOPPY KISSES* (JimBob)
Jimbob fails to bone (Gulp)
ON NEXT: JimBobs fantasies (sponsored by kleenex) (Gulp)
[Gulp] Ill pop in in me or somat (eltawater)
[Gulp] Ill pop it in me or somat (eltawater)
* Gulp has just had Alice (Owf)
[Hypnos] I found another lady at a local garage - 57 i think (Gulp)
[Shrink] bit of a mouthful... (JimBob)
[Shrink] bit of a mouthful... [Owf] probably 3 policemen (spectre)
[Shrink] bit of a mouthful... [Owf] probably 3 policemen [Surfr] spectre * Surfr has an amasing urge (eltawater)
QUEEN MUM DEAD SAYS ABER RUMOUR MILL (Surfr)
SURFR SOON TO BE DEAD, DECLARES AXE-WIELDING QUEEN. (Woodstar)
QUEEN MUM DEAD SAYS ABER RUMOUR MILL (well at least thats the word at CHI anyway) (Surfr)
CHI CLAIMS QUEEN MUM DEAD - MEDICAL DATA QUESTIONED. (Woodstar)
[peanut] im glad I yank (^Woodsta^)
[peanut] im glad I yank [peanut] so how long does a filling take? (spectre)
[peanut] im glad I yank [peanut] so how long does a filling take? [peanut] *bang head* (^Woodsta^)
In the immortal words of spectre, WESLEY FUDGE (Hypnos)
EVERYBODY DEAD (Lambie)
ON NOW: SMS August update, Ricey: 149, Cat: 50, Gulp: 1229 ON NXT: GLP ISNT A TXT ADCT 2RITE :) (Gulp)
Genie to cut free texts to 600 a month... gulp says sorry, its all his fault# (Gulp)
Genie to cut free texts to 600 a month... gulp says sorry, its all his fault (Gulp)
dead *shocker* (Wyrm)
Spectre coming with Ferret *UNSHOCKER* (Gulp)
ON NOW: Spectre coming with Ferret *UNSHOCKER* ON NEXT: Misc. small penis GulpJokes[TM] (Gulp)
[Mr_Scod] im getting money so im not complaining (spectre)
ON NOW: Spectre coming with Ferret *UNSHOCKER* ON NEXT: Misc. small penis GulpJokes[TM] (Gulp)
[MrScod] im getting money so im not complaining [Gulp] Well pretend it never happened (Gulp)
CALL 07870546278 FOR A GOOD TIME....ERECTION AND SPURTING GUARENTEED! (Mr_Scod)
STOP THAT (fraggsta)
CALL 07870546278 FOR A GOOD TIME....ERECTION AND SPURTING GUARENTEED (Mr_Scod)
STOP THAT (fraggsta)
CALL 07870546278 FOR A GOOD TIME....ERECTION AND SPURTING GUARENTEED (Mr_Scod)
STOP THAT (fraggsta)
CALL 07870546278 FOR A GOOD TIME....ERECTION AND SPURTING GUARENTEED (Mr_Scod)
STOP THAT (fraggsta)
CALL 07870546278 FOR A GOOD TIME....ERECTION AND SPURTING GUARENTEED (Mr_Scod)
STOP THAT (fraggsta)
STOP THAT! (Mr_Scod)
[Mr_Scod(~scots_ves@host213-122-188-62.btinternet.com)] I AM NOW GOING DOWN (fraggsta)
CALL 07870546278 FOR A GOOD TIME....ERECTION AND SPURTING GUARENTEED (Mr_Scod)
[Mr_Scod(~scots_ves@host213-122-188-62.btinternet.com)] I AM NOW GOING DOWN (fraggsta)
CALL 07870546278 FOR A GOOD TIME....ERECTION AND SPURTING GUARENTEED (Mr_Scod)
[MR_SCOD] ERECTION AND SPURTING [Mr_Scod(~scots_ves@host213-122-188-62.btinternet.com)] I AM NOW GOING DOWN (fraggsta)
CALL 07870546278 FOR A GOOD TIME....ERECTION AND SPURTING GUARENTEED (Mr_Scod)
[MR_SCOD] ERECTION AND SPURTING [Mr_Scod(~scots_ves@host213-122-188-62.btinternet.com)] I AM NOW GOING DOWN (fraggsta)
CALL 07870546278 FOR A GOOD TIME....ERECTION AND SPURTING GUARENTEED (Mr_Scod)
. (fragg)
, (Hypnos)
[SuperDuck] ooooooooooooooooooh (^Woodsta^)
�Superduck in Id be a rock chick, but I missed the bus *embarasment*� (Catalyst)
�On Previously:� Slipknot are shite. �On Now:� Slipknot - no improvement. �On Later:� Slipknot ... the steady decline (Catalyst)
HYPNOS AND SUPERDUCK IN HORRIFIC WIGAN BASED NORTHERN FILTH *SHOCKER* (spectre)
Peanut in reluctant banana *shocker* (Ricey)
to HYPNOS AND SUPERDUCK IN HORRIFIC WIGAN BASED NORTHERN FILTH *SHOCKER* (***)
[JimBob] last night I dreamed about xxx (Ricee)
[JimBob] good job I checked before I ripped the rear off [JimBob] one slip and blam (Ricey)
HYPNOS AND SUPERDUCK IN HORRIFIC WIGAN LOCATED P0RKING INCIDENT *SHOCKER* (spectre)
if rubbing freezing dirt in to my crotch is wrong, then hey i dont wanna be right (Gulp)
ON NOW: SuperDuck Revelas All ON NEXT: The Gossip (Gulp)
ON NOW: SuperDuck Reveals All ON NEXT: The Gossip (Gulp)
[Mr_Scod] he must have a big knob [Mr_Scod] when does Stuii come? (Gulp)
[Mr_Scod] he must have a big knob [Mr_Scod] when does Stuii come? [SuperDuck] grease up (Gulp)
[Mr_Scod] he must have a big knob [Mr_Scod] when does Stuii come? [SuperDuck] you like little children (Gulp)
[Mr_Scod] he must have a big knob [Mr_Scod] when does Stuii come? [SuperDuck] you like little children [Surfr] you do? (Gulp)
[Mr_Scod] came first (Owf)
[Mr_Scod] he must have a big knob [Mr_Scod] when does Stuii come? [SuperDuck] you like little children [Surfr] you do? [Mr_Scod] Then came a golden shower (Gulp)
[Owf] superduck all you have to do is admit youre p0rking hypnos and well all shut up (Mr_Scod)
[Owf] superduck all you have to do is admit youre p0rking hypnos and well all shut up [SuperDuck] Owf I admit it (Mr_Scod)
ON NOW: Roasted Duck (Gulp)
ON NOW: Roasted Duck (with p0rk) (Gulp)
ON NOW: Roasted Duck (with p0rk) ON NEXT: Grilled Hypnos (Surfr)
ON NOW: Roasted Duck (with p0rk) ON NEXT: Woodstar tosses Mr_Scods Caber (eltawater)
SURFR IN DUCKSNIFFING HORROR. STUFFING CONFIRMED. (Woodstar)
ON NOW: JimBob tries to remember... ON NEXT: Baaaaah (Gulp)
SuperDuck in realising JimBob is Tiny *unshocker* (Gulp)
[JimBob] I am a cheap tart (Gulp)
[JimBob] I am a cheap tart [JimBob] there is always the blatent abuse of position (Plug)
[JimBob] I am a cheap tart [JimBob] there is always the blatent abuse of position [Surfr] Ill get on it tonight (Gulp)
[Saarlax] I know who jimbobs girlfriend is, Gulp. (Ricey)
[Saarlax] I know jimbobs girlfriend is Gulp. (Ricey)
[Saarlax] jimbobs girlfriend is Gulp (Owf)
ON NOW: Saarlax speaks the truth... ON NEXT: JimBob and Gulp les up... (Gulp)
ON NOW: Saarlax speaks the truth... ON NEXT: JimBob and Gulp les up... ON LATER: hypnos and superduck join in. ON ABOUT MIDNIGHT Owf demonstrates his wrist action (Gulp)
ON NOW: Saarlax speaks the truth... ON NEXT: JimBob and Gulp les up... ON LATER: hypnos and superduck join in. ON ABOUT MIDNIGHT: Owf demonstrates his wrist action (Gulp)
ON NOW: Saarlax speaks the truth... ON NEXT: JimBob and Gulp les up... ON LATER: hypnos and superduck join in. ON ABOUT MIDNIGHT: Owf demonstrates his wrist action [Spec not available to comment] (Gulp)
ON NOW: Saarlax speaks the truth... ON NEXT: JimBob and Gulp les up... ON LATER: hypnos and superduck join in. ON ABOUT MIDNIGHT: Owf demonstrates his wrist action [Spec not available to comment - AFK or Zzzz] (Gulp)
ON NOW: Saarlax speaks the truth... ON NEXT: JimBob and Gulp les up... ON LATER: hypnos and superduck join in. ON ABOUT MIDNIGHT: Owf demonstrates his wrist action [Spec not available to comment - AFK or Zzzz or food or Out or ...] (Gulp)
topic-length rages out of control, preventative measures taken (fraggsta)
ON NOW: Saarlax speaks the truth... ON NEXT: JimBob and Gulp les up... ON LATER: hypnos and superduck join in. ON ABOUT MIDNIGHT: Owf demonstrates his wrist action [Spec not available to comment - AFK or Zzzz or food or Out or ...] (Gulp)
on now: Tense silence (fraggsta)
[Ricey] oim a teecha = god help the next generation (Moggz)
�ON NOW:� Smirkfest 2001. �ON NEXT:� Shut up Wesley. (Woodstar)
ON NOW: Gulp knows nothing... ON NEXT: SpecBath/Out/Food... rejoins (Gulp)
ON NOW: Gulp knows nothing about Databases on the web... ON NEXT: SpecBath/Out/Food... rejoins (Gulp)
ON NEXT: Surfr introduces SuperDuck to drugs in one day *unshocker* find out more, later... (Gulp)
Surfrs office enjoy an afternoon of Punch and Judy (Gulp)
ON NOW: revenge of the killer skripts... (Gulp)
[SuperDuck] i always go when youre on top gulp (Gulp)
[Woodstar] and good lord thats an incredibly short skirt [DuckFace] you need more material (Gulp)
[Owf] wasnt it big enough? [spectre] *smirk* (Gulp)
BIG PLANE CRASH SOMEWHRE, CLAIMS WOODSTAS BOSS. (Woodstar)
�WAR (Woodstar)
LARGE OFFICE BUILDING DESTROYED, DUBYAH NOT PLEASED (spectre)
IN 2001, WAR WAS BEGINNING. (Woodstar)
IN 2001, WAR WAS BEGINNING. http://www.dal.net/wtc/ (SurfrTV)
US Attacks: Important enough to move childrens programmes to BBC2 (^Stuii^)
US Attacks: Not Important enough to displace Countdown (Ricee)
No topic is required (^Stuii^)
DONT PANIC MR. MAINWARRING! suggests Blair to Dubyuh (Woodstar)
DUBYA FATWA JIHAAD (^Stuii^)
The end is nigh (BlGF00T)
in the year 2001, war was beginning (fragg)
in the year 2001AD, war was beginning... (Hypnos)
In the year 2001 AD, War was beginning... (spectre)
dubyuh is staying his toys remarkably well -wot? (BlGF00T)
IN AD2001 WAR WAS BEGINNING... BUSH RELEASE EVERY ZIG. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO BUSH. (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Mark-And-Lard-Quote-SpecKick-a-thonZzzz (Gulp)
[Surfr] pain in the arse [SuperDuck] then come on Friday [SuperDuck] its all happening so fast (Gulp)
[Surfr] pain in the arse [SuperDuck] then come on Friday [SuperDuck] its all happening so fast [fraggsra] stop rubbing (Gulp)
[Surfr] pain in the arse [SuperDuck] then come on Friday [SuperDuck] its all happening so fast [fraggsta] stop rubbing (Gulp)
[Surfr] pain in the arse [SuperDuck] then come on Friday [SuperDuck] its all happening so fast [fraggsta] stop rubbing [Woodstar] screw it in tight and insert it roughly (eltawater)
ON NOW: Spectre becomes a social democrat ON NEXT: Fire and brimstone fall from the sky (eltawater)
ON NOW: Spectre becomes a social libertarian ON NEXT: Fire and brimstone fall from the sky ON LATER: Lucifer orders ben and jerrys (eltawater)
ON NOW: Spectre becomes a librarian ON NEXT: Fire and brimstone fall from the sky ON LATER: Lucifer orders ben and jerrys (Gulp)
[Woodstar] ook (spectre)
WOODSTA MUST BE STORED IN A COOL DRY PLACE AND REFRIGERATED AFTER OPENING (^Stuii^)
peanut has held her brother to buffy (funcan)
HYPNOS AND SD, SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. (^Woodsta^)
FRASIER CREATOR DEAD (Ricey)
�WAR (^Woodsta^)
In 2001 AD, war was beginning (fragg)
WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF �WAR� (spectre)
SuperDuck has babies [Woodstar] the cock is tickling (Gulp)
SuperDuck has babies [Woodstar] the cock is tickling [Woodstar] *waggle* (Gulp)
[JimBob] Its not easy taking it hard, i like to get my hand in. (Gulp)
New invisible wildebeest not spotted on #aber *shocker* (Owf)
New invisible wildebeast not spotted on #aber... sponsored by GulpJoke(TM) (Gulp)
BLAME CANADA suggests Kyles Mom (Gulp)
[DuckyChef] ph33r my c00k1ng sk1llz (fraggsta)
DUNCAN SMITH ELECTED NEW TORY SALT-LICK (^Woodsta^)
Aber black hole pulls back in its latest victim (fraggsta)
[SuperDuck] Ill probably have to have several [SuperDuck] boing indeed (Lambie)
[SuperDuck] Ill probably have to have several [Ferret] *boing!* [fraggsta] *nudge* [SuperDuck] boing indeed [^Stuii^] ill have three hundred (fraggsta)
[SuperDuck] Ill probably have to have several [Ferret] *boing!* [fraggsta] *nudge* [SuperDuck] boing indeed [^Stuii^] ill have three hundred * SuperDuck is used to it now (Lambie)
EVIL EDNA DEAD (^Stuii^)
WARNING: all but one Hypnos will be terminated (fraggsta)
So what you boring little CUNT questions Metallica. (^Woodsta^)
Signoff: SuperDuck (ezw7@modem-116.saint-bernard.dialup.pol.co.uk) has left IRC (Connection reset by pee) (^Woodsta^)
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO BUSH (^Woodsta^)
3 min silence at 11:00 AM (15 mins from now) (Surfr)
silence over (Surfr)
topic redundant (fraggsta)
get charmed here (BlGF00T)
[Lambie] im a cunt (Woodstar)
[SuperDuck] this feels very strange (spectre)
[..] WAR [..], says Straw (^Stuii^)
[Buttocks] Widget work it (fraggsta)
Stuii seen using Win CE (Wyrm)
ON NOW: German Lessons with herr Jansen ON NEXT: Spectre doing somthing funny no doubt (Surfr)
DONT MENTION ZE VOR (^Stuii^)
Im Queen, know what I mean?, says Queen, pinning youth to wall by his neck (^Stuii^)
Im Queen, know what I mean?, says (FerretAWAV)
Im queer, know what I mean?, says (FerretAWAV)
Im queer, know what I mean?, says queer, pinning youth to wall by his neck (FerretAWAV)
Im Queen, know what I mean?, says Queen, pinning youth to wall by his neck (^Stuii^)
Catalyst got wanked then went for a Thai curry. (Woodstar)
[Lambie] please dont tell anyone i touched you (^Stuii^)
The Previous NLA Topic Had Expired (Lambie)
Nonsense (^Stuii^)
#Aber. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. (Woodstar)
[^Woodsta^] it was so massive I took half of it home and had the rest the following day (^Stuii^)
http://www.stuii.co.uk/photos/shower.php?pic=.%2Falbums%2Fusa-2001%2Fsouvenirs%2Freceipt.jpg (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] but all the stools are piled up inside (^Stuii^)
Radio Aber. (CTRL | ALT) + 3 to play (^Surfr^)
[Hypnos] no erection [Sange] *typical* (spectre)
[Hypnos] aka masturbating animals for artificial insemination (Photon)
[Hypnos] i had that fragg (Lambie)
Dyn thinks youre all being childish and immature. (^Woodsta^)
Welcome To #Aber. You Are Victim #387 (Lambie)
Quality Purveyers Of �GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER� Since 1992 (Lambie)
[^Woodsta^] cream (fraggsta)
[^Woodsta^] hoo cream (fraggsta)
ALLO TOSH, GOT A TOSHIBA?, ASKS TOSHS MATE (^Stuii^)
[Hypnos] id like to keep my nose clean as long as poss (spectre)
ERK (spectre)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1545000/images/_1546289_bushindex.jpg (^Stuii^)
[spectre] im far too dim (^Stuii^)
[spectre] im far too dim [Lambie] im dim (^Stuii^)
BRING BACK CLINTON, IMPLY NEW YORKERS, *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
WAR: Standby for results (^Stuii^)
WAR: NETSPLIT ON IRC.CHRISTIAN-CHAT.NET CAUSED (^Stuii^)
STUII HAS MADE IT WITH A WOMAN. INFORM THE MEN. (^Woodsta^)
STUII HAS MADE IT WITH A WOMAN. INFORM THE MEN. [^Stuii^] i hate that woman (Ricey)
ON NOW: TV Heckling, with Woodsta and special guest Stuii. ON NEXT: Repetitive news, with the BBC (^Stuii^)
[Dyn] you can pay 40 quid to hear me play the organ (^Stuii^)
�PREPARE FOR WAR� (^Stuii^)
�WAR WERE DECLARED (Woodstar)
�WAR HAS BROKEN. THIS IS A WAR.� (^Stuii^)
�WAR WERE DECLARED. WAR HAS BROKEN. WE ARE AT WAR. COMMENCE WAR. (Woodstar)
�WAR WERE DECLARED. WAR HAS BROKEN. WE ARE AT WAR. COMMENCE WAR. ALL YOUR WAR ARE BELONG TO BUSH. (WoodstaAtWAR)
�WAR WERE DECLARED. WAR HAS BROKEN. WE ARE AT WAR. COMMENCE WAR. ALL YOUR WAR ARE BELONG TO BUSH. THERE IS NO WAR, CLAIMS SURFR (StuiiWAR)
[fraggsta] Im addicted to fags (spectre)
[fraggsta] Im addicted to fags [JimBob] that aint hard (spectre)
[fraggsta] Im addicted to fags (spectre)
[Twp] silence specs nob (StuiiWAR)
[fraggsta] whipping someone was hard to explain [fraggsta] IT WAS AN ACCIDENT (StuiiWAR)
[fraggsta] whipping someone was hard to explain [fraggsta] IT WAS AN ACCIDENT [fraggsta] a belt was involved (StuiiWAR)
[fraggsta] I didnt expect it to have quite that long a reach (StuiiWAR)
SNWO.ORG TERMINATED (StuiiWAR)
SNWO.ORG TERMINATED. THE RAH! SMILES BENIGNLY. (Lambie)
SNWO.ORG TERMINATED. RAH WEBSITE NOT UPDATED FOR FIVE YEARS. (StuiiWAR)
THERES NOTHING OF IMPORTANCE HERE. GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS. (fraggsta)
ONLY THE INDOMITABLE CLASH OF MIGHTY CIVILISATIONS. (Lambie)
JIMBOB REVEALS UWA PORTER SQUEEZING HORROR (StuiiWAR)
[^Woodsta^] theyd have me (fraggsta)
On Now: Rage Against The Machine Hour, with Woodsta and Spectre On Next: *RAGE* (spectre)
�On Now:� Star Trek Reminisci-Night �On Next:� Star Trek Heckling, with everyone (Lambie)
BIN LADEN GENETICALLY ENGINEERED CLAIMS #ABER REGULAR (spectre)
[fraggsta] they have to grasp a shaft??? (Lambie)
I GROW WEARY OF THIS PEACE. BRING ON THE WAR demands Woodstar (fraggsta)
�On Now:� Film Heckling, with fraggsta and owf (Lambster)
[fraggsta] *wiggle* *wiggle* [Lambster] fragg ram that dildo up (spectre)
Debian Users please note: http://www.linuks.mine.nu/porn-get/ (Surfr)
BURT REVEALS NEIGHBOUR KNOCKING ON HIS DOOR FILTH (^Stuii^)
* ciaran keeps putting it in a box, but im never sure how long i could keep it there (^Stuii^)
* fraggsta minces (^Stuii^)
[Lambster] stuii im not touching him (^Stuii^)
STUII HAS MADE IT WITH A WOMAN. INFORM THE MEN. (^Woodsta^)
[_burt] i want to measure your penis (spectre)
* fraggsta watches it roll down the entire length (^Stuii^)
* fraggsta watches it roll down the entire length [burt] retract (spectre)
* fraggsta watches it roll down the entire length [fraggsta] you should have put that away minutes ago (^Stuii^)
* fraggsta watches it roll down the entire length [fraggsta] should have put that away minutes ago (spectre)
[JimBob] you wont get much for your money [^Stuii^] spectre no, you dont represent value (Gulp)
[JimBob] you wont get much for your money [^Stuii^] spectre no, you dont represent value [JimBob] Ill be offering business to you later Stuii (Gulp)
[Owf] dont knock lard [Owf] its versatile stuff (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] most of us use him [Nermal] pluggin stuii again ? [Owf] sucking (spectre)
^Stuii^ blows his customers [Owf] im impressed with his flogging (Gulp)
Im afraid of Americans, reveals Bowie, from his mansion in the middle east (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] i was never comfortable with clamping things on (fraggsta)
[^Stuii^] i was never comfortable with clamping things on [fraggsta] theyll probably sprinkle glitter over the stain (Lambie)
[Lambie] thats my arse and noone will ever prise me away from it (Ricey)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS AN NLA ATROCITY (Lambie)
* ^Stuii^ has had a few quite serioys accidents [fraggsta] sprinkle glitter over the stain (Photon)
* ^Stuii^ has had a few quite serious accidents [fraggsta] sprinkle glitter over the stain (Photon)
MORTON (BlGF00T)
Morton Joplin ...alll we need now is a surname (BlGF00T)
ON NOW: TIGGEROLOGUE, with your host, Tigger. And no Pals. (^Woodsta^)
KEITH VAZ DEAD (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] been years since Ive had it myself (Lambie)
[spectre] oh, you actually *are* coming (^Woodsta^)
[spectre] Soft and hard [Hypnos] oh (fraggsta)
[Nermal] war was in my room at 3am once (^Woodsta^)
[spectre] Soft and hard [Hypnos] oh [Nermal] WAAAAY to short (fraggsta)
JOHN FASHANU DEAD (^Stuii^)
Burt in Semi Picard Nudism Fetish *shocker* (spectre)
BIN LADENS COUSIN, BIN-WHEELEH, DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Nermal] and your at like 40 degrees [Nermal] youre sort of bobbing (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] It would be that, he admitted in his dark heart. Night after night, Kiera would allow some man to run his hands over her. Would laugh at the abuse. Would demand hot physical violations. Bodies writhing together in the darkness. Beautiful, strong bodies. Gerald whimpered softly (fraggsta)
[fraggsta] It would be that, he admitted in his dark heart. Night after night, spectre would allow some man to run his hands over him. Would laugh at the abuse. Would demand hot physical violations. Bodies writhing together in the darkness. Beautiful, strong bodies. Gerald whimpered softly (fraggsta)
NERMAL DISCOVERS PUPS WEBSITE, #ABER RECOILS IN HORROR (^Stuii^)
NERMAL DISCOVERS [CENSORED] WEBSITE, #ABER RECOILS IN HORROR (Surfr)
ON NOW: Windows XP - who might possibly have a copy perhaps... who can say... (Gulp)
[^Woodsta^] stop fucking gulp [Gulp] sorry, i was just learning more * Nermal fiddles (eltawater)
[JimBob] time it and make her come [JimBob] makes a change from the usual 2 mins [JimBob] takes me 20 min to go down (Gulp)
[JimBob] time it and make her come [JimBob] makes a change from the usual 2 mins [JimBob] takes me 20 min to go down [^Stuii^] as a rule, reduce achievements by between 20% and 50% depending how well you know them (Gulp)
[JimBob] something to do with only coming twice a year (Owf_)
[JimBob] something to do with only coming twice a year [JimBob] woodsta: do you suck toes? (^Woodsta^)
[JimBob] Are you going to the pub later? [Gulp] I might be. What time are you coming? [JimBob] Oooh, not sure. phone me. [Gulp] OK (Gulp)
[gnomie] that banana made my mouth itch (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] woodsta identify your mother (^Stuii^)
[widget] then how does he fit in? (fraggsta)
BOWIE REVEALS FEAR OF AMERICANS. DUBYA DECLARES JIHAD ON MIDDLE AGED HIPPIES WITH STRANGE HAIR (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] FUCK, YOU FLASHER (JimBob)
[JimBob] how often should one wash their bed linen? [JimBob] I require new material (Gulp)
SurfrProject #492: Analogue Satellite Receiver (not the LAN one) (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] Woods and I took advantage before they realised (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] try to turn as many men as possible (^Stuii^)
[Moggz] get a life burt [Burt] are those available from aol online store? (spectre)
[Burt] ook (^Woodsta^)
[JimBob] that spectre [Lambie] id do her (JimBob)
[Surfr] guess Ill just have to get used to sleeping with fans again (spectre)
BUTROS BUTROS GARLIC DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Lambster] i suspect im going to get shafted tomorrow (^Stuii^)
[Lambster] stop that, %bcunt (Hypnos)
Stuii says sorry *SHOCKER* (JimBob)
The previous topic was LIES. ALL �LIES�. (^Stuii^)
-:- SignOff Ricey: #aber (Ming time) (spectre)
[JimBob] Burt so you gonna fuck me then? (spectre)
[JimBob] Burt so you gonna fuck me then? [fraggsta] I came close on many occasions (spectre)
[JimBob] Burt so you gonna fuck me then? [fraggsta] I came on many occasions (spectre)
On Now: Group Session, let your inhibitions go, people On Next: stop crying, burt (spectre)
do you wank? (JimBob)
do you wank? Discuss. (Hypnos)
do you wank? Discuss. [fraggsta] I CANT (Hypnos)
do you wank? Discuss. [fraggsta] I CANT [fraggsta] eyebrows - the universal language (Hypnos)
do you wank? Discuss. [fraggsta] I CANT [fraggsta] eyebrows - the universal language [Burt] its hard (spectre)
do you wank? Discuss. [fraggsta] I CANT [Burt] its hard [Burt] *groan* (Hypnos)
[_burt] THE 80s are great (Hypnos)
#ABER IS NOW ONE QUARTER MOISTURIZER (^Stuii^)
Surfrs Guinness Email Implicated In Netsplit *shocker* (spectre)
[fraggsta] aye, the size is a problem (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] aye, size is a problem [Jimbob] is the minimum age 16? [fraggsta] up to 15 for a large one (Gulp)
[JimBob] my cream (fraggsta)
[JimBob] my cream [Lambie] i must enter it immediately (eltawater)
[JimBob] my cream [Lambie] i must enter it immediately [fraggsta] it was a terrifying experience (^Woodsta^)
[JimBob] my cream [Lambie] i must enter it immediately [fraggsta] it was a terrifying experience [fraggsta] Ive half-swalloed (eltawater)
[JimBob] my cream [Lambie] i must enter it immediately [fraggsta] it was a terrifying experience [fraggsta] Ive half-swallowed (eltawater)
�ON NOW�: GULP PORKS FIERY. �ON NEXT�: GULP STRENUOUSLY DENIES EVER PORKING FIERY. (^Woodsta^)
[JimBob] my cream [Lambie] i must enter it immediately [fraggsta] it was a terrifying experience [fraggsta] Ive half-swallowed [^Woodsta^] it taste absolutely minging (Gulp)
�ON NOW�: GULP PORKS FIERY. �ON NEXT�: GULP STRENUOUSLY DENIES EVER PORKING FIERY. (^Woodsta^)
�ON NOW�: GULP PORKS FIERY. �ON NEXT�: GULP STRENUOUSLY DENIES EVER PORKING FIERY. OR CNYCH. (^Woodsta^)
[Gulp] You know Charlotte [JimBob] I fingered her (Gulp)
SPECTRE LEAVES ABER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 100000 YEARS *SHOCKER* (Gulp)
[Hypnos] allow me to retract (spectre)
[JimBob] Sex fuck suck teen pretty nude pussy fisting fist xxx porn lolita lolitas hard hardcore fucking teens ass (Hypnos)
REINVIGORATE #aber RC5/64 effort please. Join now (fraggsta)
outraged by the kellogs too tasy for geeks shreddies ad. email the disorganised probable petition at jrw6@bigfoot.com (fraggsta)
outraged by the kellogs too tasty for geeks shreddies ad. email the disorganised probable petition at jrw6@bigfoot.com (fraggsta)
outraged by the kellogs too tasty for geeks shreddies ad? email the disorganised probable petition at jrw6@bigfoot.com (fraggsta)
The previous topic was locked out for security reasons after 3 failures (^Stuii^)
[peanut] mine was long and thin (spectre)
[peanut] mine was long and thin [spectre] rips his sisters pink [Going Too Far Edit] (Ferret)
[peanut] mine was long and thin [spectre] rips his sisters pink [Serp] Im doing it in the Art Section (Ferret)
THE DOW JONES DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] I SEEM TO HAVE LOST CONTROL OF MY MOTOR REFLEXES [fraggsta] I RETRACT (spectre)
[Surfr] well Im sure you could take a stab in the dark (spectre)
[Surfr] well Im sure you could take a stab in the dark (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] well Im sure you could take a stab in the dark [Surfr] lob it in your end (Lambie)
Surfr implicated in Aberystwyth Protection Racket *shocker* (spectre)
�WAR WERE DECLARED. (Woodstar)
[Gulp] no, I just want you to fuck (JimBob)
FRAGGSTA DEMAND PROOF FROM PIEGIRL. PIEGIRL CONFUSED. (^Stuii^)
[Gulp no, I just want you to fuck [^Stuii^] I reckon I could do a far better job fucking (Gulp)
[Gulp] no, I just want you to fuck [^Stuii^] I reckon I could do a far better job fucking (Gulp)
[Surfr] what if I fucked *that* (^Stuii^)
DISCUSS : Does the richest country in the world require charity fund raising over here whilst bank rolling a massive war effort (eltawater)
[Owf] cuntbun (fraggsta)
[fraggsta] pantaloons (Hypnos)
[fraggsta] up where? (fraggsta)
Amigas used sixty eight thousand ships? asks spectre, stupidly (^Stuii^)
[spectre] PUSH UP TO HER GROIN (^Stuii^)
[spectre] PUSH UP TO HER GROIN [spectre] RING KRACK AND STILLETOS (parpicus)
[spectre] PUSH UP TO HER GROIN [Wyrm] Spectre possibly I can get at it. (^Stuii^)
[spectre] PUSH UP TO HER GROIN [Wyrm] Spectre possibly I can get at it. [BlGF00T] *aroused* (eltawater)
[fraggsta] i �mince� (Owf)
[madwolf] well, Im off home via Millennium Autogas in hook, if she asks (Surfr)
http://www.stuii.co.uk/photos/general/dusty-binladen.jpg (^Stuii^)
[BlGF00T] I never find interesting stuff like that with my bannana (^Stuii^)
ALASTAIR IN 30 QUID AN HOUR RENT BOY SHENANIGHANS *HORROR* (spectre)
[Hypnos] hes come all over captain kirk (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] or is it just so you can fit surfr on? [Ricey] how worn are the seats? (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] or is it just so you can fit surfr on? [Photon] Ricey that was one consideration, I must confess (Ricey)
*** Dyn has left IRC (^Stuii^)
[peanut] BULGING (Lambie)
LAMBIE IN YE OLDE PIRATE BLACKBEARD HORROR REVELATION [Lambie] *cup o tongues* (^Woodsta^)
LAMBIE INE YE OLDE PIRATE BLACKBEARDE HORRORE REVELATIONE [Lambie] *cup o tongues* (^Woodsta^)
Not content with Computer Pissing Contests down the Pub, #aber starts pub pissing contests on channel. who would have thought (Ferret)
#aber �On Now:� ARE YOU CALLING MY PINT A POOF? �On Next:� Bay Vodka III: The Terror Returns (Lambster)
[Nermal] if I get some arse next to me, god help them (^Stuii^)
[burt] nothing like a bit of dildo (^Stuii^)
[burt] nothing like a bit of dildothen (LambieWAR)
[burt] nothing like a bit of dildo (LambieWAR)
[SurfrPA] the clients still wank (Gulp)
[SurfrPA] the clients still wank [SurfrWAR] bare (StuiiWAR)
[SurfrPA] the clients still wank [ciaran] i never wank (Gulp)
�WERE ALL DOOMED� (StuiiWAR)
[spectre] i go halves on si [spectre] we get wanked [spectre] everyday (eltaWAR)
[spectre] it just gets boring if you do it *every* day (StuiiWAR)
[spectre] i go halves on si [spectre] we get wanked [spectre] everyday (eltaWAR)
[spectre] i go halves on si [spectre] we get wanked [spectre] everyday [OwfWAR] gives me the most awful headaches (StuiiWAR)
[spectre] i go halves on si [spectre] we get wanked [spectre] everyday [StuiiWAR] slowly [OwfWAR] gives me the most awful headaches (eltaWAR)
[Mr_Scod] *puts on penis* [StuiiWAR] I knew that i would come (Gulp)
[StuiiWAR] Ferret gives head (Gulp)
[StuiiWAR] Ferret gives head [Ferret] I get it because I beg (Gulp)
[FerretAWAY] Off to grease orgy (OwfWAR)
[StuiiWAR] Ferret gives head [Ferret] I get it because I beg [Ferret] because i am kinky (Gulp)
[StuiiWAR] Ferret gives head [Ferret] I get it because I beg [Ferret] i am very kinky (Gulp)
BBC launches new channel BBC War. Programme schedules are subject to change while the tennis is on. (StuiiWAR)
Next on BBC War: Tennis. War has been postponed until its finished. (StuiiWAR)
Woodsta goes to Soho *shocker* (^Stuii^)
SO HARD, claim the Pet Shop Boys (^Stuii^)
Fore Sale: Surfrs Volvo 440, 115,000 miles. 1 month tax, 1 month MOT (will probably have 12 months on Monday) - 900 quid ONO (Surfr)
For Sale: Surfrs Volvo 440, 115,000 miles. 1 month tax, 1 month MOT (will probably have 12 months on Monday) - 900 quid ONO (Surfr)
[Lambie] id have rammed her up the arse (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: America, with your host, Woodsta. (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: America, with your host, Woodsta. ON NEXT: The Sound of Silence, sponsored by AMEX (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: #aber goes centre-right. ON NEXT: #aber becomes American (^Stuii^)
BIN-LINER SPOTTED IN SLOUGH, DRIVING MAROON PRIMERA (BADLY) (^Stuii^)
BIN-LINER SPOTTED IN SLOUGH, DRIVING MAROON PRIMERA (BADLY) | SPECTRE FAILS TO GET NETWORKED HALLS ROOM HILARIUM | OWF INTRODUCES ROAST DINNERS TO THE UNWASHED SWEEDISH | STUII GRAPPLE WITH WALLPAPER STEAMER FAILING TO ACTUALLY STEAM | More headlines as they come (^Stuii^)
YODA DEAD (^Woodsta^)
[ciaran] FUCK CHILDREN, THAT MAKES SENSE (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] radio 5 good (^Stuii^)
[Owf] i like a nice lump (ciaran)
�STUII HAS MADE IT WITH A WOMAN, INFORM THE MEN. (^Woodsta^)
[Ricey] VPL MY ARSE (Gulp)
The previous topic was not NLA compliant (^Stuii^)
The previous topic was not NLA compliantbrain boy (Surfr)
The previous topic was not NLA compliant (Surfr)
Login name: fmt1 (messages off) In real life: FRANCIS MORTON TYERS Office: �dils (fraggsta)
SPECTRE REVEALS MIDDLE NAME TO BE MORTON. MILLIONS LAUGH. (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I was assing an Officer (Gulp)
[JimBob] trying to tart a cadet (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] trying to tart a cadet [JimBob] over the duration of Friday PM to Sunday (^Stuii^)
#aber �On Now:� Basic Aber Computer Training, With Ciaran �On Next:� Spectre Does Cwrt Mawr (Lambster)
SPECTRE DECLARES �WARR (^Woodsta^)
I hate it when my balls stick declares Isaac Hayes, candidly. (^Woodsta^)
SPECTRE REVEALS MIDDLE NAME TO BE MORTON. MILLIONS LAUGH. (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Peanut and her Amazing Technicolour PC (^Woodsta^)
Opening now: Lambies book on The Cunt Of The Year 2001-2002. Submit your early reports now. (^Stuii^)
* WetFish considers a quick onr (^Stuii^)
* WetFish considers a quick one (^Stuii^)
BRACE FOR WOODSTA (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] there is now someone in bed next to me (Photon)
[^Woodsta^] I had a sun dried salami for lunch today (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] our rough cadets come (^Stuii^)
LAMBIE TAKES SILVER MEDAL IN THE RACE TO REACH 26. HAPPY BITTERNESS DAY LAMBIE. (^Stuii^)
Picture: Gregory surprise at Butt leak CLAIMS SPORTS PAGE (Lambster)
[Owf] its fair to say it is difficult to mount a cub (Gulp)
[Owf] its fair to say it is difficult to mount a cub [Owf] not everyone gets a choice (Gulp)
[Owf] oh thats my cunt [Owf] theres generally more coming in at the moment (Gulp)
[Owf] oh thats my cunt [Gulp] look up it (^Stuii^)
[Gulp] I have a floppy [Jimbob] supply me with 2 or 3 to sleep with me again (Owf)
The previous topic was not NLA compliant (^Stuii^)
* JimBob goes to help a dame in a dress (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] there is a strange guy on my penis (Gulp)
Invalid NLA string. Failure. You may not post this topic. (^Stuii^)
Gulp has JimBob on his penis (Gulp)
[JimBob] there is a strange guy going up my ass (Owf)
^Stuii^ tries to stem the flow of come (Gulp)
There is no topic. (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I like a rich noxious cunt (Photon)
[^Woodsta^] dont get me cock Ricey (StuiiWAR)
[^Woodsta^] dont get my cock Ricey (StuiiWAR)
[JimBob] and mines been up for 12 months now (StuiiWAR)
FRESHER BAITING NOW IN SESSION. INFORM THE MEN. (Lambie)
ON NOW: Medical experiments on #aber_freshers. ON NEXT: The 2001 Alternative Aber Revolution, shortly followed by Ceefax (StuiiWAR)
[JimBob] less priority on checking for a pulse (VirtualStuii)
[JimBob] I have 5 hours to pick my moles (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: JimBob - stalker mode ON ON NEXT: Gulp informs him she was 50+ (Gulp)
[eltawater] its proving to be a right pain in the arse [JimBob] Ill help (Gulp)
The previous topic was deemed Spectre like (JimBob)
[JimBob] should I be able to finger a new student straight away? (eltawater)
[JimBob] should I be able to finger a new student straight away? [JimBob] I just want to offer ass to a new fresher (eltawater)
* Ferret is wiping (^Stuii^)
* Woodstar locks his box (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I never sucked her minge though (JimBob)
[^Stuii^] I suck minge (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] I suck minge [^Woodsta^] pork (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I suck minge [^Woodsta^] pork [Lambie] its coming now (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] I suck minge [^Woodsta^] pork [Lambie] its coming now [JimBob] parp: are you watching? (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I suck minge [^Woodsta^] pork [Lambie] its coming now [JimBob] parp: are you watching? [parpicus] JB - no (^Woodsta^)
NLA SILLINESS ERROR (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I suck minge [^Woodsta^] pork [Lambie] its coming now [JimBob] theres a lot of meat in my performance (Catalyst)
[JimBob] theres a lot of meat in my performance (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] theres a lot of meat [Lambie] ferret state preference (^Stuii^)
GARBAGE ONLY HAPPY WHEN IT RAINS, IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE, PROBABLY OWNS CARAVAN, CLAIM GARBAGE (^Stuii^)
What Go Around Come Around, WARNS CYPRESS HILL, IN ADDRESS TO DUBYA (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] Id wank that lot (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] Id wank that lot [Woodstar] hes hot hippah (Lambster)
eltawater JimBob and fraggsta in 3some *UNSHOCKER* (Gulp)
[JimBob] bugger me [JimBob] struggle [Serp] we will make you [SparkE] Im bewilbered (Gulp)
NLA FAILURE (JimBob)
[JimBob] bugger me [JimBob] struggle [Serp] we will make you [SparkE] Im bewildered (Gulp)
no its too late (JimBob)
you had the chance, you are the weakest link..... (JimBob)
[JimBob] bugger me [JimBob] struggle [Serp] we will make you [SparkE] Im bewildered * JimBob no its too late *JimBob you had the chance you are weak (Gulp)
These NLA topics are getting out of hand (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] enough fucking: breakfast (Gulp)
[JimBob] enough fucking [sparkE] Ive heard its great (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] Ive been doing it for 10 months now, and its still crap (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: How much did you get for your industrial year? ON NEXT: Spec goes his first dills lecture ON LATER: we all feel better about life (Gulp)
TRAIN CRASH HELL *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] fragg flashes for a while then disappears (^Stuii^)
SHEILA TAKES BOW, KICK CRIME OF WORLD IN CRUTCH, CLAIM SMITHS (^Stuii^)
[Ferret] Its going to be hard (Gulp)
[Ferret] Its going to be hard [Gulp] I look forward to it (FerretFUD)
[Lambie] spectre i have located the nurse [spectre] i have one [spectre] i want the captain now (^Stuii^)
[DuckWAR] I will be camp this evening (StuiiWAR)
[DuckWAR] I will be camp this evening [LambieWAR] I will be submissive (parpWAR)
[LambieWAR] I will be submissive [DuckWAR] I will be camp this evening (StuiiWAR)
Five Dead. The hetrosexual world rejoyces. Dale Winton Mourning (Ferret)
HAVE THE DAMN WAR ALREADY (StuiiWAR)
[parpicus] Gorgeous bird, though (Lambie)
[WetFish] I wrap myself in bubblewrap. Thats the only true way of doing it. (^Stuii^`)
[SuperDuck] itll go eventually [SuperDuck] be patient [SuperDuck] enjoy your fantasy [SuperDuck] I really want to do it (Gulp_)
the previous topic exceeded the acceptable topic length limits (JimBob)
ON NOW: JimBob comes back from having a shit ON NEXT: How was it for you? (Gulp_)
[Surfr] mind you the apendix will be large (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] I fancy taking her in the bath (Gulp)
[Surfr] I fancy taking her in the bath [JimBob] shower then fuck (parpicus)
[DiscoDeev] I will attempt further Bugger battering (Lambie)
ON NOW: World and dog descends on aber ON NEXT: Population of Langley reduced to 1 (Owf)
[^Stuii^] shes my cousin it (Ricey)
[Owf] i wonder how anal airport security are going to be (^Stuii^)
[duckface] fucking very hard (JimBob)
[JimBob] I think its a different submission [duckface] fucking very hard (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I think its a different submission [duckface] fucking very hard [JimBob] yeah but you leak (parpicus)
[JimBob] aye I think we breifly touched it (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] been winding up friends GF big time with sex (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] been winding up friends GF big time with sex [JimBob] hmmm young innocent nuns (Lambie)
[Gulp] stuii - do you give head aswell (spectre)
[spectre] stuii - do you give head aswell [spectre] im happy to wait (Gulp)
[Gulp] stuii - do you give head aswell [Gulp] i insist (spectre)
[Gulp] stuii - do you give head aswell [Hypnos] not that hard (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: stuii giving head topic-a-thon (Gulp)
http://www.satirewire.com/news/0109/enterprise.shtml (^Stuii^)
�Welcome to #aber.� Channel of ungrateful whinging old bastards. (Catalyst)
NO, WE HAVENT SEEN HIM. FUCK OFF. (^Stuii^)
Peanut and Gulp leave together *suspicion* parpicus ping timeouts in shock at all the filth (Ferret)
Stuii goes to work *shocker. At the office *shocker*. On a Sunday *shocker*/ (^Stuii^)
[Owf] IVE COME OVER A QUEER (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] might as well get bigger [JimBob] this is a tad small (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I need to get some cadets to do, been meaning to for ages (^Stuii^)
WELCOME TO #ABER. YOU HAVE FIFTEEN SECONDS TO COMPLY. (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] scod we could get rhian for you [Mr_Scod] i will force her [Mr_Scod] SUCK (^Stuii^)
[mtiger] *gulp* *slurp* (fraggsta)
RICK ASTLEY DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] its hard (^Stuii^)
[superduck] Give it to me (funcan)
[superduck] Give it to me [SuperDuck] theres only so much I can take (eltawater)
[superduck] Give it to me [SuperDuck] erk [JimBob] erk [SuperDuck] theres only so much I can take [SuperDuck] JimBob are you out? (eltawater)
[superduck] Give it to me [SuperDuck] erk [JimBob] erk [SuperDuck] theres only so much I can take [SuperDuck] JimBob are you out? [SuperDuck] Morton are you in? (Owf)
[eltawater] hypnos : ill be fucking you (spectre)
[eltawater] hypnos : ill be fucking you * Hypnos umms and aahs (Mr_Scod)
[eltawater] hypnos : ill be fucking you * Hypnos umms and aahs [Ferret] I could go on (Ricey)
#aber �ON NOW:� ITS NOT LIKE THE OLD DAYS �ON NEXT:� ITS NOT LIKE THE OLD DAYS (rpt) � (Lambie)
ELTAWATER REPORTS U-NET SALE IN NEW YORK, EASYNET SALES DROID ATTENDS (^Stuii^)
burt makes chair less painful to sit on with the aid of a screwdriver (Hypnos)
JimBob catches Hypnos and tosses him (funcan)
Previous topic was not NLA compliant (JimBob)
[JimBob] jerk you? [JimBob] nah Id prefer Hypnos [parpicus] Aye - young flesh [parpicus] *rub* [JimBob] toss him :P [Parpicus] Gissa bum, spec [spectre] erk (eltawater)
[JimBob] jerk you? [JimBob] nah Id prefer Hypnos [parpicus] Aye - young flesh [parpicus] *rub* [JimBob] toss him :P [parpicus] Gissa bum, spec [spectre] erk (eltawater)
[JimBob] jerk you? [JimBob] nah Id prefer Hypnos [parpicus] Aye - young flesh [parpicus] *rub* [JimBob] toss him :P [parpicus] Gissa bum, spec [spectre] aye (parpicus)
[burt] fuck this cheap hole (JimBob)
ON NOW: Its Not Like The Old Days (Special Compsci Edition) (Lambie)
http://www.oxo.com/terms.html (eltawater)
THIS IRC USER, SHE CALLED JO. SHE MATURE STUDENT. BUT HOW MATURE? IS IT a) BELOW 30 b) BELOW 40 C) 40+ . PLACE YOUR BETS! (eltawater)
BETTING ENDS! IF YOU PICK a) BELOW 30, YOU VERY LUCKY CHAPPIE! BANZAI! (eltawater)
Due To A Nessacary Upgrade all Blackboards unavalible on Monday 8th October Quoted Quite Insane IS Spam (Ferret)
#aber Jimbob Accessed By Senior Bell *unshocker* (Lambie)
[fraggsta] lambie come to bath (JimBob)
[JimBob] mark we must take all of our clothes off (peanut)
[JimBob] some guy took me at freshers fayre but never got back to me (^Stuii^)
[WetFish] yeah, and you should see the length (^Stuii^)
[WetFish] yeah, and you should see the length [JimBob] where do you live? (^Stuii^)
[WetFish] yeah, and you should see the length [fraggsta] gigantic, flaccid (^Stuii^)
* Ricey unleashes [Catalyst] no! Its more than I can take (spectre)
* ^Stuii^ fucks up cow (Catalyst)
* ^Stuii^ fucks cow [Ricey] its the smell that gets me (spectre)
* ^Stuii^ fucks cow [Ricey] its the smell that gets mespectre fancies the bird in it tho (Lambie)
* ^Stuii^ fucks cow [Ricey] its the smell that gets me (Lambie)
SNWO -] RAH WAREZ PIPE DRIES UP. RAH TO SUFFER SANCTIONS UNTIL THEY BEHAVE. (^Stuii^)
CALL IT TECHNO (^Stuii^)
[Hypnos] ive already had two, ill have you know (^Stuii^)
[Hypnos] ive already had two, ill have you know [Hypnos] fuck you, ducki (jimbob0)
[Hypnos] ive already had two, ill have you know [Hypnos] fuck you, ducki f you paid me (jimbob0)
[Hypnos] ive already had two, ill have you know [Hypnos] fuck you, ducki [ducki] I thought he did (jimbob0)
[Owf] your MUM hardly counts as a clien (^Stuii^)
[Owf] your MUM hardly counts as a client (^Stuii^)
Hypnos Taking it very slowly up the otter (Ferret)
[Hypnos] Taking it very slowly up the otter [Hypnos] I will steal duckis [Ducki] He is all talk (Ferret)
WELCOME TO THE DAILY EARLY EVENING SILENCE (^Stuii^)
WELCOME TO THE DAILY LATE EVENING SILENCE (Ricey)
WELCOME TO THE DAILY MID-MORNING SILENCE (Ricey)
SAARLAX CLAIMS SAUSAGE ON CHANNEL RIGHT NOW. WORLD SHOCKED AT THE FILTH. (^Stuii^)
[sausages] just getting used to this nice fat width (^Stuii^)
[sausages] just getting used to this nice fat width [burt] those dildos are good (parpicus)
[sausages] just getting used to this nice fat width [burt] those dildos are good [SuperDuck] are they any good in the ass? (parpicus)
SURFR WELCOMES FRESHERS WITH HIS BIG LUG (^Stuii^)
* Owf has just got off with one of the european network engineers (^Stuii^)
[Twpsyn] I trust you arent paying for it (^Stuii^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/?jsec=/abernet/aberclient.php (^Stuii^)
[OwfLOUT] stuii configuring routers is easy (StuiiLOUT)
http://www.aber.org.uk/?jsec=/abernet/aberclient.php (StuiiLOUT)
parpicus] You dont need sausages. [SuperDuck] I just fancy a big hit (^Stuii^)
MMM MMM MMM MMM, MUSE THE CRASH TEST DUMMIES (^Stuii^)
Its Friday! Its 7pm! Lets Talk Service Packs!! (Ricey)
* parpicus feels his throbbing man (Ricey)
* parpicus feels his throbbing man [Ferret] I have filled mine up (parpicus)
xxx, homosexuals, nude, photo, links, phone, dick, porn, xxx, links, oriental, snatch, sexual, xxx, bondage, intercourse, teen, hardcore, straight, teens, adult, orgasm, teens, movies, hardcore, videos, pics, nude, pictures, free, legs, bondage, teen, pics, orgasm, nude, xxx, homosexuals, pussy, shaved, an (^Stuii^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/?jsec=/abernet/aberclient.php (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] JimBob I dunno, Im a boiler (Catalyst)
#aber LET THE CHILDREN BOOGIE declares Boy George. (^Woodsta^)
FERRET ISSUES DAMNING CONDEMNATION OF SATURDAY (fraggsta)
[jkd] pucker (^Woodsta^)
Once, there was this girl who wouldnt go and change with the girls in the change room REMINISCES PERVERTED CRASH TEST DUMMY (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] I am under ricey (JimBob)
[yalla] wet dream (fraggsta)
[Lambie] he was straining a bit blowing on that pipe (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] I heard you grasp the shaft in both hands and put the bag under your arm.. (^Stuii^)
�NOTICE - New Channel Rule:� Upon entering the channel, all IRCers must say I hereby give thanks the the yanks for using their internet (Catalyst)
�WAR (WoodstarWAR)
�WAR� (WoodstarWAR)
RAILTRACK �DEAD�. LACK OF COMMUTING DUE TO �WAR� BLAMED. (^Woodsta^)
WAR. DEATH. DEEP LOSS. SHAREHOLDERS MAIMED. ATROCITY. (StuiiWAR)
WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WAR �WA (StuiiWAR)
WAR WAS BEGINNING (StuiiWAR)
�WAR. KABUL ATTACKED. WE ARE AT WAR. WAR WERE DECLARED. IN AD2001, WAR WAS BEGINNING. (WoodstarWAR)
WAR. KABUL ATTACKED. WE ARE AT WAR. WAR WERE DECLARED. IN AD2001, WAR WAS BEGINNING. [Catalyst] Stop banging your man Ricey (Lambie)
ist off (JimBob)
SILENCE. DONT YOU KNOW THERES A WAR ON? (^Woodsta^)
SILENCE. DONT YOU KNOW THERES A WAR ON? WELL HAVE NO HIPPAHS HYAH. (WoodstarWAR)
It would be better if i didnt have this stupid fresher (Gulp)
[SuperDuck] It would be better if i didnt have this stupid fresher (Gulp)
On Now: JiveWars. On Next: The Mid-afternoon Silence. (Hypnos)
NEWS (^Stuii^)
[Hypnos] i told you it takes a while for snogs to grow on me (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] horiific jerking (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] horrific jerking (spectre)
[spectre] jo - im still recovering :) (^Stuii^)
WORLD WIDE �WAR� (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] Ferret: in SLOW [Ferret] how slow? * Gulp sighs [JimBob] had to stop for 2hrs (^Stuii^)
Channel vaporised in 10 Megaton Nuke Blast. Last Message was ^Stuii^ is now known as StuiiWA[*boom*] (FerretWAR)
w33k (StuiiWAR)
LATEST BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WARPIPE [tm] (StuiiWAR)
[ElizabethIreneWoodWAR] hehe it is a bit long isnt it? (StuartBenjaminFordWAR)
STUII MAKES A MISTAKE. WORLD SMIRKS. (^Woodsta^)
STUII MAKES A MISTAKE. WORLD SMIRKS. AND THEN PERISHES. (StuiiWAR)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1585000/images/_1587435_cabinet300.jpg (StuiiWAR)
TERRORIST BIOLOGICAL WARFARE CREATS TYPO HAVOC. WAR DECLARED. (^Woodsta^)
[Woodstar] TERRORIST ACTION (fraggsta)
EASYJET ENGAGES SMIRKING OVERDRIVE AS LARGE AIRLINES FAIL (^Woodsta^)
JIMBOB FAILS TO PULL AT INDIESOC, WORLD SMIRKS. (Woodstar)
erk (JimBob)
BIO-TERRORISM ATTACK ON FLORIDA BASED NEWSPAPER *TRUEHORROR* (VirtualStuii)
[Gulp] the lady was over gasped [JimBob] i was good last night [MarkSheep] anything happen!? (Gulp)
Jimbob Has Never Had A Stiffie *Horror* (Mr_Scod)
U.S.A. DECLARES WAR ON U.N. WAR. (^Woodsta^)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/22113.html (`Ricey)
Mode change +b *girls*!*@* on channel #aber by JimBob (Funcan)
ON NOW: RiceeFuckingMonologue ON NEXT: At last, hes shut up (Ricee)
ON NOW: Lunchtime Political Comment, with Lambie and Stuii. ON NEXT: Lunchtime Political Rants, with just Stuii (^Stuii^)
Jimbob In Animal Beastiality Confession! *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
�ON NOW�: Tag Team action, with Duckface. �ON NEXT�: FUCK YOU ALL - Duck gets into the spirit of things. (^Woodsta^)
�ON NOW�: Tag Team action, with Duckface. �ON NEXT�: FUCK YOU ALL - Duck gets into the spirit of things. [^Stuii^] they always come (eltawater)
* Twpsyn grinds away at his desk (JimBob)
SUPERDUCK COMES CLEAN ON HYPNOS PORKING FILTH. WORLD SHRUGS. (^Stuii^)
HYPNOS COMES ON SUPERDUCK P0RKING FILTH. WORLD SHRUGS. (Gulp)
SUPERDUCK SLOWLY MAKING HER WAY THROUGH THE #ABER FRESHERS, JIMBOB UPSTAGED (^Stuii^)
* ^Stuii^ is at the top * Owf is bang in the middle [JimBob] my bum? [^Stuii^] suck cock all day (eltawater)
[burt] i have goo in my throat and a bloaty head (^Stuii^)
[burt] i have goo in my throat and a bloaty head [burt] it serves me right for felating that manky horse (^Stuii^)
[burt] i have goo in my throat and a bloaty head [burt] it serves me right for felating that manky horse [SuperDuck] put a sock in it (^Stuii^)
[feekery] all cocks have been relaxed! (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Fat Cunt TV Hecking, with Lambie and Woodsta (Lambie)
ON NOW: Fat Cunt TV Hecking, with Lambie and Woodsta, experts in the field. (Woodstar)
ON NOW: Fat Cunt TV Heckling, with Lambie and Woodsta, experts in the field. (Lambie)
HYPNOS DUMPS SUPERDUCK FOR JANET. CHANNEL SMIRKS. (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] those bloody sheep (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] those bloody sheep [JimBob] never tried ME (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] my mother wants it (spectre)
[sausages] i can get round the firewall with a proggie ive got here. (^Stuii^)
Sausages nominated this years I can hack the firewall kiddie. ISAC informed. Mirth and merriment to follow. (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] fuck jam (fraggsta)
[Surfr] god Im lame *SHOCKING REVELATION* (JimBob)
NLA FAILURE said im over there *point* (JimBob)
[Jimbob] that guy worked my ass (fraggsta)
[^Stuii^] yes, and when I go home Im going to eat ben (Lambie)
[^Stuii^] yes, and when I go home Im going to eat ben and wank (parpicus)
ON NOW: WAR. Woodsta and Fraggsta form their own government and stage coups against each other. With Fraggsta and Woodsta. (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] what a girl (JimBob)
�Jimbob fails. (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Mass TV Heckling, Conducted By Woodsta ON NEXT: Jimbob Catches End Credits Of TV Heckling Programme (Lambie)
Welcome to the T.W.A.T. (JimBob)
Welcome to T.W.A.T. (topic vers 1.1) (JimBob)
WAR UPDATE: AMERICA INSERTS CRACK TROOPS IN TWAT. (Woodstar)
[^Stuii^] Hypnos came once [Hypnos] i handled something else (Gulp)
Superduck in I work in a brothel *Shocker* (Ferret)
CELESTE DANONE DEAD (^Stuii^)
A NEW ABERISM IS BORN (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] i get to fiddle all afternoon (Gulp)
ON NOW: SEX TIPS - [Owf] shove in microwave for 10 minutes (Gulp)
ON NOW: SEX TIPS - [Owf] shove in microwave for 10 minutes [JimBob] thats what Ive just done (^Stuii^)
[Owf] gulp you appear to be bigger than jimbob (Gulp)
[Owf] gulp you appear to be bigger than jimbob * Owf touched (Gulp)
[Owf] gulp you appear to be bigger than jimbob [Owf] im not hard enough * Owf touched (eltawater)
[Owf] gulp you appear to be bigger than jimbob [Owf] im not hard enough [^Woodsta^] press the prick (parpicus)
[Owf] gulp you appear to be bigger than jimbob [Ferret] anybody know how to stop it? [Owf] im not hard enough [^Woodsta^] press the prick (^Stuii^)
WAR UPDATE: ALLIES POUND TALIBAN, 10 DOLLAR SOLJA BOY RETORT CHEEKY TALIBAN. (^Woodsta^)
[SuperDuck] I know if i fix you, youll bring up about 10 others (^Woodsta^)
BREAKING NEWS ABOUT THE WAR IS ABOUT TO BREAK (^Stuii^)
*** Gulp (slutboy@central.aber.ac.uk) Quit (Quit: WHAT THE FCUK) (^Stuii^)
LAMBIE IS ABOUT TO ENTER THE CHANNEL (^Stuii^)
this tube opens up beyond this crack SAYS PICARD (^Stuii^)
this tube opens up beyond this crack SAYS PICARD, next time you try bringing up the rear, RETORTS CRUSHER (^Stuii^)
[SANGE] Hes not rising... For once (funcan)
[fraggsta] my my - homos. gimme head. gimme head. (parpicus)
[fraggsta] my my - homos. gimme head. gimme head. [funcan] Maybe some poop? (parpicus)
parpicus in blatent kick baiting *unshocker* (funcan)
[Gulp] only a week ago i was dressing up a vicar (Hypnos)
[Gulp] only a week ago i was up a vicar (Gulp)
[Gulp] only a week ago i was up a vicar [SuperDuck] join the queue (Gulp)
The daily meetings will continue until we discover why no work is being done (Wyrm)
[Saarlax] fiery was last on 4 days ago (Gulp)
[Saarlax] fiery was last on 4 days ago [Surfr] Im thinking about going down [Surfr] but at 40 quid its expensive [Hypnos] try ferret (Gulp)
[Saarlax] fiery was last on 4 days ago [Surfr] Im thinking about going down [Surfr] but at 40 quid its expensive [Hypnos] try ferret [Surfr] I dont want cut offs (^Stuii^)
[Saarlax] fiery was last on 4 days ago [Surfr] Im thinking about going down [Surfr] but at 40 quid its expensive [Hypnos] try ferret [Surfr] I dont want cut offs [Owf_] do spectre ;) (eltawater)
[Saarlax] fiery was last on 4 days ago [Surfr] Im thinking about going down [Surfr] but at 40 quid its expensive [Hypnos] try ferret [Surfr] I dont want cut offs [Owf_] do spectre ;) * Wyrm is away: Gone to see a man about a dog... (^Stuii^)
SPECTRE MAKES BED, REFUSES TO LIE IN IT. CHANNEL LAUGHS. (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] why did I agree for a decorator to come [SuperDuck] because you are a masochist? (Gulp)
[^Stuii^] why did I agree for a decorator to come [SuperDuck] because you are a masochist? [Hypnos] well you can make me fuck while youre doing it ;) (eltawater)
[^Stuii^] why did I agree for a decorator to come [SuperDuck] because you are a masochist? [Hypnos] well you can make me fuck while youre doing it ;) [Gulp] beat me about :) [^Woodsta^] stop fucking me (eltawater)
[^Stuii^] why did I agree for a decorator to come [SuperDuck] because you are a masochist? [Hypnos] well you can make me fuck while youre doing it ;) [Gulp] beat me about :) [^Woodsta^] stop fucking me [Gulp] i blow his whistle (eltawater)
STOP THAT AT ONCE (^Stuii^)
http://us.imdb.com/Name?Cobain,+Kurt (eltawater)
The previous topic was w33k (^Stuii^)
[|kat|] come down me throat (parpicus)
[|kat|] come down me throat [|kat|] swell the beef (parpicus)
[parpicus] ook (^Woodsta^)
SCOD SUBMITTING TO STUII TWICE *UNSHOCKER* (Gulp)
ON NOW: JimBob looks for a cyber babe... any urls greatfully perved over... (Gulp)
[Jim22M] I have shaken the one on the right (Gulp21M)
[Gulp] spectre came in a short period of time... no change there then (^Stuii^)
[Gulp] spectre came in a short period of time... no change there then (Shrink)
[Jim22M] I have shaken the one on the right [JimBob] my cleavage tehehe *JimBob takes it (Gulp)
[Jim22M] I have shaken the one on the right [JimBob] my cleavage tehehe *JimBob takes it [SuperDuck] theres too much testosterone in here for me (Gulp)
* ^Stuii^ arranges for another builder to come tommorow (Hypnos)
ANTHRAX CONFIRMED IN NEW YORK TRUESHOCKER (^Stuii^)
fraggsta vents. Tall buildings collapse. (parpicus)
[peanut] its too hard (StuiiWAR)
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE EASTENDERS WARPIPE (^Stuii^)
eats all the pies (fraggsta)
eats all the pies (fraggsta)
channel #aber eats all the pies (fraggsta)
[Lambie] dont mind parpicus, he just wants to bum you forcefully [yalla] Lambie: ok, thanks for the offer. (fraggsta)
Lambie performs bot mastering work that doesnt directly affect himself *shocker* (^Stuii^)
EXPLOSIONS IN MADRID TRUESHOCKER (^Stuii^)
WAR NEWS: ANTHRAX CONTINUES TOUR OF AMERICA. TONIGHT: NEVADA. (^Woodsta^)
WAR NEWS: ANTHRAX CONTINUES TOUR OF AMERICA. TONIGHT: MICROSOFT OFFICE, NEVADA. *trueshocker* (^Woodsta^)
[Owf] i suspect some people here bang individuals (^Stuii^)
BBC WAR will return after the rugby, golf, motor racing, horseracing, tennis and premier league have finished. There will be no war until this time. (^Stuii^)
SAXON CONFIRMED AS STILL A CUNT. WORLD DOESNT EVEN SMIRK. (^Stuii^)
* parpicus is also an virgin (^Stuii^)
* parpicus is also a virgin (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: 24 Hour TV Heckling Marathon Commences, By People Who Have Been Awake For 24 Hours. (Lambie)
ON NOW: 24 Hour TV Heckling Marathon Commences, By People Who Have Been Awake For 24 Hours. ON NEXT: Dyn Pager News 24 (Lambie)
* Lambie goes to rent (^Stuii^)
HOW FUCKING SAD ARE WE. ITS FUCKING SATURDAY NIGHT, AND WERE ALL STUCK IN FRONT OF IRC HECKLING THE TELEVISION AND DRINKING ALCOHOL ON OUR OWN. IM SO FUCKING DIRTY, IM SO FUCKING DIRTY (^Stuii^)
DOUGLAS ADAMS DEAD (^Woodsta^)
BIN LINER MAKES THREATS AGAINST UK TRUESHOCKER (^Stuii^)
[ciaran] burt take me (Lambie)
[burt] hot wet botty sex [ciaran] burt take me (Ricey)
[burt] hot wet botty sex [ciaran] burt take me [burt] I have ten inches (parpicus)
[burt] hot wet botty sex [ciaran] burt take me [ciaran] do my sister (Ricey)
[godammit] i think i got her back by licking out her jewish mate in london. (Surfr)
[godammit] i think i got her back by licking out her jewish mate in london. (Surfr)
[^Stuii^] am I really that anal? (Ricey)
* Ricey needs a ho (Catalyst)
* Ricey needs a ho * Catalyst is a HO (Ricey)
LORD HAILSHAM DEAD (Lambie)
[Hypnos] i fingered my flatmate by mistake (^Stuii^)
[Hypnos] i fingered my flatmate by mistake [^Stuii^] I used to tear the skirt innit [^Stuii^] I was working in bottoms, sweating like a sweatmonkey (eltawater)
[Hypnos] i fingered my flatmate by mistake [^Stuii^] I used to tear the skirt innit [^Stuii^] I was working bottoms, sweating like a sweatmonkey (eltawater)
* Lambie hovers over the pre-order Black Box Sex button (^Stuii^)
#aber ON NOW: 24 Hour TV Heckling Advert Special (^Lambie^)
[^Lambie^] *spurt* (fraggsta)
[^Lambie^] *spurt* [Lambie] phat spurting (parpicus)
[^Lambie^] *spurt* [^Lambie^] phat spurting (parpicus)
[Lambie] FUCK GRAHAM NORTON [^Stuii^] the bit where he got sucked was good (fraggsta)
This is my night, PETULANTLY INSIST PET SHOP BOYS (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] I really need to start bringing some men to work (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] hes taken them off, but I cant find it (Ferret)
The previous topic was not NLA compliant (^Stuii^)
�BBC NEWS SPECIAL:� EXCLUSIVELY REVEALS NOTHING NEW AT ALL. (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] Ill leave it in caddy * Hypnos retires to shower (^Woodsta^)
* Gulp is feeling Sp0ds arse (^Stuii^)
[Gulp] blah [^Woodsta^] blah [SuperDuck] blah (Gulp)
nostalgia isnt what it used to be (Gulp)
[^Stuii^] Im not submitting to any fucker (eltawater)
[^Stuii^] Im not submitting to fuck (SuperDuck)
[^Stuii^] Im sitting to fuck (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] I fuck (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] fuck [parpicus] me (Gulp)
* burt would like to do butt (parpicus)
* burt would like to do butt [burt] piss on me (parpicus)
* burt would like to do butt [burt] piss on me [SuperDuck] I wee blood (parpicus)
[burt] piss on me [SuperDuck] I wee blood [SuperDuck] hissin quim (parpicus)
[burt] piss on me [SuperDuck] I wee blood [SuperDuck] might have froth (parpicus)
the previous topic was just grim (SuperDuck)
[Ricey] someone call dr boob (Gulp)
BBC NEWS 24: THE SAME NEWS, EVERY 24 MINUTES (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] the one with the shiny head (StuiiWAR)
[Catalyst] Its all down to Stuii and his love (JimBob)
[Fermit] make me laugh so I dont have to swallow (Shrink)
[fraggsta] Ive been amused at our huge uptimes (StuiiWAR)
[Catalyst] The best thing to sleep on is something firm (StuiiWAR)
[^Stuii^] ooook (Ricey)
* Fermit strokes his jobies (Ricey)
* Fermit strokes his jobies [Ferret] I have a boy (Ricey)
IMELDA MARCOS DEAD (^Stuii^)
NEW YORK GRIPPED BY ASBESTOS ATTACK (^Stuii^)
BBC EMPLOYEE RECEIVES BOTTLE OF AJAX THROUGH THE POST (^Stuii^)
[Gulp] bend over - youll feel a little prick [SuperDuck] gulp I dont want that so close to lunchtime (Gulp)
[Gulp] bend over - youll feel a little prick [SuperDuck] gulp I dont want that so close to lunchtime [Gulp] you coming? (Ricey)
[Gulp] DONT TAKE IT HARD (^Stuii^)
[Gulp] DONT TAKE IT HARD [JimBob] I wonder if anyone has (Ricey)
[Gulp] DONT TAKE IT HARD [JimBob] I wonder if anyone has [^Stuii^] IM GOING TO (Ricey)
ON NOW: Hypnos looks at the new NHS Phone-in system: [Hypnos] please hold for an operation (Gulp)
[JimBob] i was close last time you did me [^Stuii^] JimBob you are taken (Gulp)
[JimBob] lure him here and then well turn him (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] i feel sluts well (Gulp)
[Mr_Scod] IS IT TRUE HIS KNOB BENDS TO ONE SIZE? (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] IS IT TRUE HIS KNOB BENDS TO ONE SIZE? [^Stuii^] no I believe the cock was screwed firmly (Mr_Scod)
ON NOW: Meaningless Fresher Abuse, Round 1. ON NEXT: #aber_freshers member count goes plural (^Stuii^)
Lambie in fair trial *shocker* (Surfr)
Lambie in fair trial *shocker* [parpicus] Hes been a bit lax of late (Ricey)
Lambie in fair trial *shocker* [parpicus] Hes been a bit lax of late [parpicus] so my penis assures me (Ricey)
[Hypnos] oh spectres active on my box again (^Stuii^)
* ^Woodsta^ rogers (Owf)
*Jimbob offers 10p [^Woodsta^] we all know youve got piles [^Stuii^] today Ive got to pay the decorator (Gulp)
[^Woodsta^]I told you Surfr was good (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^]I told you Surfr was good [Surfr] Woods aye, I used to yank it (^Stuii^)
[Surf] allo Jo [Ricey] is that a real uniform [^Woodsta^] silence, poof (Gulp)
[Surf] allo Jo [Ricey] is that a real uniform [^Woodsta^] silence, poof [Tombs] the uniform is utter wank (Ricey)
ABER SUFFERS SHARP DROP IN BITTNERNESS LEVELS. TOMBS BLAMED. (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] some people are able to grasp it (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I take it up my arse [SuperDuck] I find it distasteful at 13 (Gulp)
removed (JimBob)
[JimBob] I take it up my arse [SuperDuck] I find it distasteful at 13 [^Stuii^] the line must be drawn (Gulp)
The previous topic was probably illegal (^Stuii^)
JimBobs love life is probably illegal and has been removed (Gulp)
whats my name bitch? (Surfr)
[godammit] they better not be doing it all fucking night (StuiiWAR)
* feekery/#aber FEELS THE MONSTER (fraggsta)
[StuiiWAR] i will suck [fraggsta] suck it (^Woodsta^)
[StuiiWAR] i will suck [fraggsta] suck it [JimBob] bugger the other (Ricey)
[StuiiWAR] i will suck [fraggsta] suck it [JimBob] guy in the middle [JimBob] bugger the other [Ricey] crusty stuff build up again [MarkSheep] facial the lateboy [MarkSheep] the porters will be round later! (eltawater)
The previous topic crossed the NLA silliness threshold (StuiiWAR)
JIMBOB AND DOF IN SAME PERSON CONSPIRACY (StuiiWAR)
JIMBOB AND DOF IN SAME PERSON CONSPIRACY [JimBob] fuck your eyes (Ricey)
Bob Hope Not Told About War (StuiiWAR)
[JimBob] i fire blanks (Owf)
[JimBob] i fire blanks [StuiiWAR] JimBob your helmet has gone all limp (Owf)
[gnomie] yay i came at a good time! (StuiiWAR)
[Ricey] jimbob i feel you (StuiiWAR)
[Ricey] jimbob i feel you [JimBob] me? (StuiiWAR)
[Ricey] jimbob i feel you [JimBob] me? [JimBob] i.am buggered (Ricey)
REV. DESMOND TUTU DEAD (StuiiWAR)
[gnomie] yeah but it looked good long too (StuiiWAR)
[StuiiWAR] tits on sky 1 (JimBob)
[Gulp] FUCK YOU, SHOWING UP THE SMEARS ON MY ASS (^Stuii^)
[Gulp] FUCK MY ASS [^Woodsta^] Im not going downstairs (JimBob)
on her discovery mission of clothes around the world, SuperDuck exclaims I wear greek clothing (Gulp)
on her discovery mission of clothes around the world, SuperDuck exclaims I wear greek clothing JimBob asks, all of it to be revealed? (Gulp)
I WANT A POSITIVE ROLE MODEL, demands Straight Dave (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] stuii: suckle? (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] stuii: suckle? [^Stuii^] suck (fraggsta)
[fraggsta] stuii: suckle? [^Stuii^] suck [JimBob] email me the end product (^Stuii^)
[Owf] in my hand is the biggest cock (Gulp)
[Owf] in my hand is the biggest cock [SuperDuck] surely not (Gulp)
The previous topic was not NLA compliant (Owf)
[Owf] possibly the biggest cock i have ever used (SuperDuck)
[Owf] possibly the biggest cock i have ever used [SuperDuck] surely not (Gulp)
[SuperDuck] Felate (fraggsta)
[SuperDuck] fellate (Gulp)
[SuperDuck] fellate [fraggsta] theres more than enough to go around, if necessary (Gulp)
[SuperDuck] fellate [fraggsta] **nker (Gulp)
INVALID (fraggsta)
[SuperDuck] fellate [ http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=fellate ] (Gulp)
[SuperDuck] fellate [ http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=fellate ] [Gulp] i am a wanker (Gulp)
[SuperDuck] fellate [SuperDuck] my lips hurt (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] fellate [SuperDuck] my lips hurt [SureDuck] thought Id get there before gulp did (Gulp)
[SuperDuck] fellate [SuperDuck] my lips hurt [SuperDuck] thought Id get there before gulp did (Gulp)
[Hypnos] i wanked and tried to talk to her, she refused to answer unless i said everything in spanish (Gulp)
the previous topic was w33k (SuperDuck)
* SuperDuck spits it out (Owf)
[SuperDuck] fellate [SuperDuck] my lips hurt * SuperDuck spits it out (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] fellate [SuperDuck] my lips hurt * SuperDuck spits it out [Owf] shes full of piss (Gulp)
[SuperDuck] fellate [SuperDuck] my lips hurt * SuperDuck spits it out [Owf] shes full of piss [SuperDuck] gulp you always soil it (Gulp)
[JimBob] I touched you (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I need dead females (parpicus)
[JimBob] I need dead females [Hypnos] animal minge (parpicus)
[Hypnos] i am still getting 10% packet loss (^Stuii^)
irc2* failure horror (HypnosWAR) ()
Now you can give *and* receive, CLAIM BOOTS (StuiiWAR)
[^Woodsta^] I got up early specially to receive my delivery (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I got up early specially to receive my delivery [Surfr] Im planning on having one of them in a minute (eltawater)
Lambie] holes, things to stick other things in (fraggsta)
[Surfr] its on its way out (^Stuii^)
* ciaran sees he is competing with frag for longest length (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] fucking scod is sore (Gulp)
[JimBob] fucking scod is sore [Ener] he works it hard (Gulp)
WEATHER: sunny in aber, rain later (Gulp)
ON NOW: bitterness training all round ON NEXT: fuck off (JimBob)
ON NOW: bitterness training all round ON NEXT: parpicus honks his horn (eltawater)
[Hypnos] he will be in our faces (fraggsta)
Frag & duckface coming together *shocker* (funcan)
WEATHER: cloud spotted in aber, moving quite fast, right to left. more later. (Gulp)
Gulp gay (parpicus)
Nothing to see here, go about your business (duckface)
[Gulp] she came in my office (funcan)
JimBob feed me cum (Gulp)
[Surfr] I dont seem to be getting any [duckface] it appears so [Gulp] MUST. RESIST. (fraggsta)
* JimBob spanks a cadet (Owf_)
*JimBob spanks a cadet [ciaran] but shes got A DICK (Gulp)
previous topic was deemed illegal and jimbob was locked up (JimBob)
*JimBob spanks a cadet [ciaran] but shes got A DICK [ciaran] a bint with a penis (Gulp)
previous topic was deemed illegal and jimbob was locked up (JimBob)
*JimBob spanks a cadet [ciaran] but shes got A DICK [ciaran] a bint with a penis (Gulp)
[Ferret] my teeny packet (parpicus)
#ABER STRIKES AGAIN [tombs] right you fuckers...........this is a) fucking annoying and b) purile (Lambie)
[feekery] let me come in your mother (^Woodsta^)
[^peanut^] like that but pink [^peanut^] one is huge (Lambie)
[Hypnos] last night after we came home it got so bad i took her (^Stuii^)
[^peanut^] my ring [^peanut^] it stank (parpicus)
FAILURE (^peanut^)
MAYBE ITS MAYBELLINE? SPECULATES MAYBELLINE ADVERT (^Stuii^`)
* ciaran suddenly has a very bizarre desire [Catalyst] to ? [ciaran] fuck Ricey (Photon)
SPECTRE HAS NO REASON (^Woodsta^)
Drown me in the shallow water before it gets too deep pleads Emma Bunton OK explains the rest of the world (Gulp)
Drown me in the shallow water before it gets too deep pleads Emma Bunton OK exclaims the rest of the world (Gulp)
* |kat| has achey legs from going up and down (VirtualStuii)
Spectre and JimBob both naked on channel *UNSHOCKER* (Gulp)
[tombs] shrink...what was that about on saturday when you were telling me to wait? (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] Stuii is impotant [^Stuii^] aye (Gulp)
Gulp cant spell Impotent. (Wyrm)
Gulp cant spel (Gulp)
[spectre] is crouching good? [Mercury] its disappointing, it always is (Gulp)
[Owf__] theyre utter shit [Gulp] ahh... a lovely lunch (eltawater)
OWF SACKED (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW:� Advocacy War �ON NEXT:� /quit Im too busy for this �ON LATER:� WAR (Ricey)
KERPLUNK, SAYS WORF (^Stuii^)
[^Lambie^] feekll bung you some of my blanks (^Stuii^)
[^Lambie^] feekll bung you some of my blanks [feekery] i got me coming some (Ricey)
[Ricey] i like a nice bit of loin (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] i like a nice bit of loin [Ricey] Nine Inches (^Stuii^)
[spectre] jimbob - do i do it for you? (Lambie)
[spectre] jimbob - do i do it for you? [JimBob] it just wont let me have it (Ricey)
PATY (Ricey)
[Lambie] stuii give me one (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] we made this up (JimBob)
PROCESS_HAS_LOST_PAGES insists Win2K, suddenely, repeatedly, insistently (Ricey)
PROCESS_HAS_LOCKED_PAGES insists Win2K, suddenely, repeatedly, insistently (Ricey)
? (Photon)
KERPLUNK!, EXCLAIMS WORF (^Stuii^)
[ciaran] hold it down [ciaran] i generally do [^Stuii^] im getting in to that habit (Gulp)
[ciaran] hold it down [ciaran] i generally do [^Stuii^] im getting in to that habit (Gulp)
[Gulp] nah... it would have been just the 3 of us... (^Stuii^)
[spectre] owf - aye, i cleaned it up yesterday (^Stuii^)
[Owf] er, shove it in (^Stuii^)
[Owf] observe the increase in gulps cock (Gulp)
[Owf] shove it in [Owf] observe the increase in gulps cock (Ricey)
[Owf] shove it in [Owf] observe the miraculous increase in gulps cock (Owf)
The previous topic was escorted away by the NLA Police (^Stuii^)
The previous Stuii was escorted away by the NLA Police (Ricey)
[Owf] observe the crease in gulps cock [Hypnos] toffee doughnuts (Ricey)
[|kat] ok Im doing some extra menstruating at the moment (^Stuii^)
[|kat] ok Im doing some extra menstruating at the moment [Surfr] anyone got any nice photos (Ricey)
[|kat] ok Im doing some extra menstruating at the moment [Ricey] can be a bit of a squeeze (^Stuii^)
WANTED: Cars to chauffeur students around. Bentleys or large Mercs only. Please provide mini-bar and snacks. For free. (^Stuii^)
Fermit in bunking with spectre *shocker* (funcan)
[funcan] spec: Is Fermit going down? (^Stuii^)
[funcan] spec: Is Fermit going down? [spectre] funcan - yes (^Stuii^)
[funcan] spec: Is Fermit going down? [spectre] funcan - yes [funcan] Bah, beat me (^Stuii^)
[funcan] spec: Is Fermit going down? [spectre] funcan - yes [funcan] Bah, beat me [Hypnos] i am still up [|kat|] how big (JimBob)
[funcan] spec: Is Fermit going down? [spectre] funcan -yes [funcan] Bah, beat me [Hypnos] i am still up [|kat|] how big [JimBob] pain in the ass that is (funcan)
The previous topic is now out of stock (JimBob)
CALL 07751543869 FOR HOT PHONESEX NOW! (Lambie)
[fraggsta] Linux is shit (^Stuii^)
PHIL JUPITUS DEAD (Lambie)
[fraggsta] the comell slip through your fingers (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] I WAS COMING, audibly (fraggsta)
[Lambie] I WAS COMING, audibly [Photon] SQUEEEEL, PIGGEH (Lambie)
[JimBob] i was in a rush and came on my screen (^Stuii^)
http://www.framleyexaminer.com/ (JimBob)
[Surfr] ^Stuii^ MAKE ME COME (eltawater)
NLA failure (^Stuii^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/archive.php#74 (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I want owf [JimBob] take your trousers off [JimBob] Ill bang (parpicus)
[JimBob] Ill go bang on her door (^Stuii^)
IF IRC2 GOES DOWN, USE THINKGEEK *CLUESTICK* (Hypnos) ()
IM PISSING MYSELF RIGHT NOW (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] prefered age: 12-19 (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] prefered age: 12-16 (^Stuii^)
[Owf] stuii might be hard (JimBob)
IRC2.ABER.ORG.UK DEAD. (spectre) ()
[Gulp] # you wish you could kiss every inch of her throbbing body... voluptuos boobies... (Saarlax)
YOU KNOW THE DRILL... (Gulp)
MYSTERY IN PUTNEY, REVEALS BBC LONDON NEWS (^Stuii^)
BBC SEND FERGAL SHARKEY TO REPORT FROM WITHIN AFGHANISTAN *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] get your cock out Ferret *TRUESHOCKER* (JimBob)
[^Stuii^] get your cock out Ferret (JimBob)
The previous topic was confiscated by Seargant NLA (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: How many compscis does it take to tune a telly. ON NEXT: Shrink and Surfr get a new telly. (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] i did a cool fake orgasm on the ho (Ricey)
[spectre] FERRET [spectre] what a huge one you have (Gulp)
[spectre] FERRET [spectre] what a huge one you have [Ferret] Ph33r my penis :D (Gulp)
[spectre] FERRET [spectre] what a huge one you have [Ferret] Ph33r my penis :D [Spectre] we dont do that claims mark ratcliffe (Gulp)
[spectre] FERRET [spectre] what a huge one you have [Ferret] Ph33r my penis :D [spectre] we do claims mark ratcliffe (Gulp)
ABDULLAH ABDULLAH ABDULLAH ABDULLAH ABDULLAH ABDULLAH ABDULLAH ABDULLAH ABDULLAH ABDULLAH ABDULLAH ABDULLAH ABDULLAH ABDULLAH ABDULLAH ABDULLAH ABDULLAH ABDULLAH ABDULLAH ABDULLAH ABDULLAH ABDULLAH ABDULLAH DEAD (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] oh come, now, parker (funcan)
[parpicus] End perv jam machine (fraggsta)
[Lambie] im getting anus now (parpicus)
[Lambie] im getting anus now [^Woodsta^] MASSIVE COCK (eltawater)
[spectre] ferret - will you f*** me if i come? (fraggsta)
### JimBob (~jor7@central.aber.ac.uk) has joined channel #gaylondon (^Lambie^)
[fraggsta] it tastes like a horrific mixture of tobacco, mint, gunpowder tealeaves and something else (^Stuii^)
NOVEMBER 4TH CANCELLED (JimBob)
[^Woodsta^] I was touting it about (DiscoDeev)
[^Woodsta^] I was touting it about [parpicus] Im on a sensitive tip (specSpaced)
[^Woodsta^] swallowing too fast, plays havoc with the gullet (specSpaced)
DEEV IN HORRIFIC CHILD P0RKING *HORROR* (spectre)
ON NOW: Weather - Aber is dark. All day. And Night. For no reason ON NEXT: 7:30 Scholars, come and enjoy freshers... (Gulp)
[JimBob] ouch [|kat|] im bloody well gonna come [liz] overrated (Gulp)
[JimBob] ouch [|kat|] im bloody well gonna come [liz] overrated [SCHOLARS - 7:30 - GULP+JIMBOBS BIRTHDAY / GAY ANNIVERSARY] (Gulp)
The previous topic focused on quantity rather than quality (^Stuii^)
Alkulukuja Paskova Karhu (Ricey)
DiscoDeev has no friends: proven. (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] PARPICUS GET OUT OF ME (fraggsta)
[^Stuii^] PARPICUS GET OUT OF ME [^Stuii^] best use for a pair of tits Ive ever seen (^Lambie^)
[^Stuii^] PARPICUS GET OUT OF ME [^Stuii^] Lambies spunk is ace (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] PARPICUS GET OUT OF ME [^Stuii^] Lambies spunk is ace [Lambie] my cum is ace (parpicus)
THE CONCEPT OF DENMARK DEAD (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] ricey come and help me do my skirt (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] ricey come and help me do my skirt [Lambie] KINKY (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] ricey come and help me do my skirt [^Stuii^] fran may be able to pull it off (Ricey)
KENNY DOPE DEAD (^Stuii^)
More Music! More POWER! (^Stuii^)
[peanut] I hope percy isnt sulking [JimBob] put him in your room [peanut] its really heavy [JimBob] make your bro do it (^Stuii^)
WAYNE SLEEP DEAD (^Stuii^)
* Surfr overhears the sucking in the other room (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] already got a load from some guy (^Stuii^)
EVERYTHING GOING DOWN AT MIDDAY. COVERAGE OF #ABER WILL CONTINUE ON IRCNET. (^Stuii^)
DAPHNE AND CELESTE FOUND ALIVE PRESENTING DAYTIME TV (Ricey)
Fuck you, random person - Stuii in use of SMS *shocker* (Ricey) ()
Will all those whove sent me text messages in the past 2 days please form an orderly queue outside the red door. Thanks. (^Stuii^)
[Hypnos] someone set me up the Lav (Ricey)
[Hypnos] someone set me up the Lav [^Stuii^] I need fresh bitch (Ricey)
[Hypnos] someone set me up the Lav [^Stuii^] I need fresh bitch [^Stuii^] I had a great one yesterday (spectre)
ERIC SYKES DEAD (^Stuii^)
spectre completely misses the point *unshocker* (eltawater)
^Woodsta^] Im firing blanks (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] Im firing blanks [^Woodsta^] HES GONNA BLOW (^Stuii^)
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2001-10-26 (Ferret)
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2001-10-26 (parpicus)
[Ferret] FUCK CHILD ACTORS - its good for you (m0ng)
The previous topic was the result of complete and utter failure (JimBob)
The Previous topic was the result of a hairy southern muppet (Ferret)
[godammit2] i cant wait to go to rocsoc fancy dress partee tonite and see the goths dressed up as....goths *** fraggsta (~jrw6@host217-36-20-53.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has joined #aber (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] GET OFF MY DICK, WESLEY (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] GET OFF MY DICK, WESLEY [JimBob] fuck hes gagging (Ricey)
� sp0d/#aber has only done fat (spectre)
� sp0d has only done fat (spectre)
�sp0d has only done fat (sp0d)
[20:06] * sp0d has only done fat (Photon_)
[20:06] * sp0d has only done fat [feekery] *rub* (^Lambie^)
* sp0d mises feek rubbing (JimBob)
[Lambie] eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (fraggsta)
Woodsta says please - channel stunned (JimBob)
Linux fails. Aber geeks suicide en-masse (fraggsta)
[^Woodsta^] how do I play my pr0n avis and mpegs [^Lambie^] only after 2 hours of fiddling (JimBob)
[^Lambie^] I can do arsehole (eltawater)
[^Lambie^] I can do arsehole [Lambie] so very very hard (eltawater)
[^Lambie^] I can do arsehole [Lambie] so very very hard [Lambie] *strum* (Ricey)
[^Lambie^] I can do arsehole [Lambie] so very very hard [Lambie] *strum* [eltawater] Catalyst: your arse has been noted (Ricey)
[^Lambie^] I can do arsehole [Lambie] so very very hard [Lambie] *strum* [eltawater] Catalyst: your arse has been noted [Catalyst] Ricey - LONG (Woodstar)
[^Lambie^] I can do arsehole [Lambie] so very very hard [Lambie] *strum* [eltawater] Catalyst: your arse has been noted [Catalyst] Ricey - LONG [Ricey] bouncy (fraggsta)
[^Lambie^] I can do arsehole [Lambie] so very very hard [Lambie] *strum* [eltawater] Catalyst: your arse has been noted [Catalyst] Ricey - LONG [Ricey] bouncy [Ricey] greased up (Lambie)
[^Lambie^] I can do arsehole [Lambie] so very very hard [Lambie] *strum* [eltawater] Catalyst: your arse has been noted [Catalyst] Ricey - LONG [Ricey] bouncy [Ricey] greased up [Catalyst] finish me off at the end (fraggsta)
THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN �HYAAH� (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: I Used Linux on a [insert vintage machine here] ON NEXT: I compiled linux on a bbc micro donchaknow (eltawater)
Thats nothing. I used Linux in [19xx] on a [x86] [xxMhz] with kernel version x.x.xx (^Stuii^)
[Surfr_] its hard enough (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: JimBob asks why am i not fanciable???? answers on a very big postcard to.... (Gulp)
[Gulp] the box will soon be washed and ready (^Stuii^)
[Gulp] the box will soon be washed and ready [pingu] id rather do big mo (Lambie)
[JimBob] Im a beast [^Stuii^] report to Stuii Towers immediately (Gulp)
[JimBob] Im a beast [^Stuii^] report to Stuii Towers immediately [sp0d] Ive been there before... (Gulp)
[pingu] I hate it when Im looking for crack and get lured into a lesbo (parpicus)
SCOTTISH HIGHLAND MUSIC PLAYED BACKWARDS SOUNDS LIKE PORTISHEAD, STUDY SHOWS (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] stuii actually its not all that large (^Stuii^)
[sp0d] cant lick fast enough (Gulp)
[sp0d] cant lick fast enough [Ferret] sucking small objects as we speak (Gulp)
Ferret] Mine has a more sucking (Ferret)
Ferret] Mine has a more sucking (Ferret)
[Gulp] I am a porn star and I love to take it all the way. whoopee (Ferret)
The previous topic was a blatant breach of NLA rules and the offender will now be hanged for treason. (^Woodsta^)
I SEE YOU BAYBEE; SHAKING THAT ASS, SHAKING THAT ASS, SHAKING THAT ASS. (Rcy)
S Y BYB; SHKNG THT SS, SHKNG THT SS, SHKNG THT SS. (Phtn)
C U BYB; SHKNG THT SS, SHKNG THT SS, SHKNG THT SS. (WdstA)
NEWS JUST IN: ALL UK MORTONS RELATED TO SPECTRE. (Lambie)
NEWS JUST IN: ALL UK MORTONS RELATED TO MORTON. (Rcy)
NEWS JUST IN: ALL UK MORTONS RELATED TO MORTON. [Woodstar] I read that as otter (Ricey)
sp0d fails again (Saarlax)
�When did sp0d ever stop sp0dding! (sp0d)
Sp0d has failed. Again. (^Woodsta^)
#aber The Previous Topic Was Unacceptable. (^Lambie^)
�* JimBob feels Stuii (sp0d)
�* JimBob feels Stuii *unshocker* (sp0d)
[Woodstar] Im not a huge fan of muff [Woodstar] Id rather have fresh cok (^Lambie^)
[Woodstar] Im not a huge fan of muff [Woodstar] Id rather have fresh cok * ^Woodsta^ knows his shit (Ricey)
[JimBob] so you went down, then up, then going down later then back up?! (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] STUII MY BEDROOM (JimBob)
[^Woodsta^] STUII MY BEDROOM [^Stuii^] FUCK (Ricey)
[^Woodsta^] STUII MY BEDROOM [^Stuii^] FUCK [Surfr] Ciaran was torn tonight (Photon)
[^Woodsta^] STUII MY BEDROOM [^Stuii^] FUCK [fraggsta] Ive given a fucking, its the least you can do (Ricey)
[JimBob] was one of the warmest for ages but also wet (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] was one of the warmest for ages but also wet [Catalyst] I lay a claim (Ricey)
[JimBob] was one of the warmest for ages but also wet [Catalyst] I lay a claim [Surfr] His purse is bulging (Ricey)
[JimBob] was one of the warmest for ages but also wet [Catalyst] I lay a claim [Surfr] His purse is bulging [^Woodsta^] worried (Fermit)
[JimBob] was one of the warmest for ages but also wet [Catalyst] I lay a claim [Surfr] His purse is bulging [^Woodsta^] fucking worried (Fermit)
[JimBob] was one of the warmest for ages but also wet [Catalyst] I lay a claim [Surfr] His purse is bulging [^Woodsta^] fucking worried [Ricey] wahehehey, youre twisting my melon man (^Stuii^)
The previous topic had expired (JimBob)
Jimbob has expired (SuperDuck)
The lame previous topic was based on a preceeding lame previous topic, which itself was a result of Self Concious Topic Syndrome (^Stuii^)
[romnov] spank me hard (parpicus)
[romnov] spank me hard [^Stuii^] your tactical anal skills suck (Owf)
[Ferret] Indeed.. that is pert (^Stuii^)
On Now - Spectres Love Life Horror Mishap. On Later - Spectre finds out she was a just a halloween costume (Ferret)
ON NOW: Owf Discovers JimBobs latest victim under 4 months does not constitute MUCH (Gulp)
[Shelbycat] it is indeed gigantic [Shelbycat] wahey! (Lambie)
[Shelbycat] it is indeed gigantic [Shelbycat] wahey! [Lambie] stuii its your destiny (StuiiWAR)
PRU DEAD (^Woodsta^)
[eltawater] I get groups off (^Stuii^)
�[Gulp] I PENETRATE JIMBOB (sp0d)
[Gulp] I USE HIS JOKE PENIS TO PENETRATE JIMBOB (Gulp)
[Lambie] fraggsta we like dressing up in skirts and prodding each other with pink sticks (fraggsta) ()
[Lambie] fraggsta we like dressing up in skirts and prodding each other with pink sticks [funcan] Ive seen the idea before... Ill have to pull when I have time (Ricey)
[JimBob] essay, bah, all, fuck (Hypnos)
topic failure (Saarlax)
JimBob needs a buffer wipe (Gulp)
JimBob needs a wipe (Gulp)
no (Saarlax)
JIMBOB ADMITS HAVING THE HOTS FOR SPECTRE, JimBob - some DILS are hot (Gulp)
topic failure (Saarlax)
Crap topic. (sp0d)
topic failure (Saarlax)
JimBob ON NOW: JimBob perves over the picture of firey on hotornot... ON NEXT: Lets get that laminator out for him... (Gulp)
Lets (Saarlax)
JimBob ON NOW: JimBob perves over the picture of firey on hotornot... ON NEXT: Lets get that laminator out for him... (Gulp)
JimBob ON NOW: JimBob perves over the picture of firey on hotornot... ON NEXT: Lets get that laminator out for him... (Gulp)
JimBob goes after Married Woman *UNSHOCKER* (sp0d)
ON NOW: JimBob goes after Married Woman *UNSHOCKER* ON LATER: The Comedy Hour with Gulp and Sp0d... (sp0d)
ON NOW: JimBob goes after Married Woman *UNSHOCKER* ON LATER: The Comedy Hour with Gulp and Sp0d... ON EVEN LATER: SuperDuck Leaves. (sp0d)
ON NOW: JimBob goes after married woman ON NEXT: Lame jokes based on sex with Gulp ON EVEN LATER: Everyone ignores Gulp ON AFTER: Superduck Leaves (Gulp)
[^Stuii^] still getting used to the ring (DiscoDeev)
[^Stuii^] still getting used to the ring [DiscoDeev] My first ever entry (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] still getting used to the ring [DiscoDeev] My first ever entry [Gulp] I cant get head... (DiscoDeev)
Toes, knees, NIPPLES. Toes, knees, nipples, KNUCKLES... Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!! Claims Stuiis Website (ferret)
Toes, knees, NIPPLES. Toes, knees, nipples, KNUCKLES... Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!! Claims Stuiis Filth Filled Website (ferret)
feekery, ferret is funcan - #aber in alliteration shocker! (Gulp)
WEAK TOPICS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED, GULP (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] small man without head FUCK (^Woodsta^)
[Lambie] I went to Birmingham at the weekend (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] and I guess its a little rough as well [JimBob] might push it a it further (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Honest Asans PC Repair Shop. ON NEXT: Watchdog (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] can I ask a favour for when you come to Aber (unless I manage to get it) (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] it was hard to get it across over the floppy (JimBob)
[^Woodsta^] it was hard to get it across your relatives (eltawater)
ON NOW: BA Admit that 1 in 4 planes are just falling out of the sky On Monday, BA said it had suffered a 25% fall in traffic (gulp)
[SuperDuck] I WANT THE FUCKING PLUG (Ricey)
[SuperDuck] I WANT THE FUCKING PLUG [gulp] ooook (Ricey)
LOADING CHANNEL ..... 12% ...... [SKIP] (^Stuii^)
LOADING CHANNEL ..... 12% ...... [SKIP] [GET PLUGIN] (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] I WANT THE FUCKING PLUG * ciaran sees stuiis entry (Ricey)
OFFICIAL - JimBob is hotter than Fiery *shocker* (Gulp)
noone cares (SuperDuck)
JimBob Puts Out Fiery With His Hose... (Gulp)
[James] it was easy to do all the females (SuperDuck)
[James] it was easy to do all females (SuperDuck)
[James] it was easy to do all females [James] but look at how many people have done her (sp0d)
SUPERMARKET (^Stuii^)
LINDY LAYTON DEAD (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] SD: I demand you spread yours (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I havent got many blanks left (^Stuii^)
NELSON IN BOUNCY MENACING MARSUPIAL OTTER SHAVING REVELATION (ferret)
RICHARD BRIERS DEAD (DiscoDeev)
�On Now:� Whining about shares on stunet� �On Later:� Yeah, you guessed it - more Discworld. (Catalyst)
�On Now: � Discworld (Surfr)
DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY (^Stuii^)
* ^Stuii^ brandishes his Snatch (eltawater)
[Sp0d] you can cop me when my back is turned [JimBob] so I could also get it via providing vodka? (Gulp)
* |kat| waits for her packages to arrive (^Stuii^)
GET DOWN, demand Young Ones excluding Neil. OKAY, replies Neil from the Young Ones (^Stuii^)
OWF PAYING SPECTRE TO BE IN BED FILTH (^Stuii^)
Someone admits to running Windows and having Windows Media Player on channel *SHOCKER* (sp0d)
Sorry, and windows media player is bad because? (^Stuii^)
SPECTRE IN SENSIBLE IDEA *TRUESHOCKER* (spectre)
DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY. �DESTROY�. DESTROY (^Stuii^)
[surfr] I think I may be getting a life *shocker* (funcan)
�On Now:� Ricey and Owf, Network Gurus. �On Later:� Testcard (Catalyst)
[^Stuii^] DiscoDeev I want your rough northern gayness (DiscoDeev)
INTERNET DEAD (Hypnos)
[^Stuii^] none of that pussy with 2 inches of head (eltawater)
[JimBob] serp do you do Mike Tedd? (^Stuii^)
WORLD WIDE ��WAR�� (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I saw spectre and sausages holding hands last night (ferret)
LAMBIE IS ABOUT TO ENTER THIS CHANNEL (^Stuii^)
^Stuii^ excited by the prospect of lambie entering (ferret)
LAMBIE IS ABOUT TO ENTER THIS CHANNEL (^Stuii^)
The last topic was obviously a lie (ciaran)
* ciaran lambie (^Stuii^)
BILLY RAY CYRUS DEAD (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] 4am [^Woodsta^] 2 inches [Gulp] quite scary it was [Gulp] was coming through the window (sp0d)
DEEV ALERT (^Stuii^)
CHANNEL CLOSED (^Stuii^)
MUTINAH (Saarlax)
SPEARS DEAD (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] thats going to cost me a fuck [JimBob] no excuse not to come (Gulp)
[HypnM10] Spec18M - i need your skills (JimBob)
[LAMBIE] HARDCORE MY FUCKING ARSE (Fermit)
[^peanut^] thick and wrinckly (Lambie)
[Lambie] porked his way through an equine (Fermit)
[JimBob] as for coming out this weekend = not sure (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] as for coming out this weekend = not sure [JimBob] hmmm Ill come out maybe (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] as for coming out this weekend = not sure [JimBob] hmmm Ill come out maybe [Owf] im a bit dubious (Ricey)
Shortest Wildebeast in history spotted in early hours. (DiscoDeev)
[Jimbob] I gave it to my mum (SuperDuck)
[^Woodsta^] surfr youll try anything to get me up (JimBob)
[Sebb] I could be a bangkok chick boy (eltawater)
[Sebb] I could be a bangkok chick boy [Sebb] *wacky (eltawater)
[Sebb] I could bang a boy [Sebb] *cacky wacky (^Woodsta^)
[Sebb] I could bang a boy [Sebb] *cacky wacky [parpicus] Id do him (eltawater)
[Sebb] I could bang a boy [Sebb] *cacky wacky [parpicus] Id do him [^Woodsta^] blown out again (eltawater)
[Storm] Im a Dumb Ass piece of Shit (JimBob)
OH, POSTPONED (Ricey)
[Storm] Im a Dumb Ass piece of Shit [Storm] Why dont you come round here and rim me (parpicus)
BRACE FOR LAMBIE (^Stuii^)
Lambie Failure (JimBob)
LAMBIE, YOU HAVE FAILED TO ENTER THIS CHANNEL (^Stuii^)
GIAN SAMMARCO DEAD (DiscoDeev)
[Sebb] it was stringy (^Stuii^)
#ABER HAS NEW TOYS. (^Woodsta^)
[Moggz] im in Dido atm (ciaran)
[Sebb] my fingers need a rest (ciaran)
#aber ON NOW: ISAC Initiation Ceremonies Revealed, With Fermit (Lambie)
* ciaran has never been shaven (^Stuii^)
scorpio: 318 stuii 62.1% CPU load: ./eggdrop ./saarlax.conf (^Stuii^)
RAMPAGING WILDEBEAST KILLED BY STUII WHINGE *HORROR* (DiscoDeev)
Have a nice day, Stereophonics advise (Surfr)
AM I A DREAMER? INQUIRES LIVIN JOY (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] I like Mandrake (ciaran)
[Gulp] I think of fucking grannys, rather disturbing (ferret)
#aber The Previous Topic Was Denied (Lambie)
[Gulp] I think of fucking grannys, rather disturbing !COMPLY! (ferret)
#aber The Previous Topic Was Denied (Lambie)
ferret has changed to fuck grannys, rather disturbing (Gulp)
[Sebb] Can U gimme ik rough (JimBob)
http://www.btinternet.com/~big.bubbles/personal/ade/common-lusers.html (ciaran)
[spectre] i was tempted to get a sugared puff (Hypnos)
On Now: Only mad people would sleep with spectre On Later: Probing questions and a gentle ribbing (ferret)
Owf] /quit Zzzz [Owf] mutt [Owf] erk [Owf] Im such a dick [-- Owf has quit (FYM: Zzzzzzz) (Catalyst)
CHANNEL MEMBER MAKES REMARKS INTENDED TO BE NICE *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] Im not picking that cunt (Ricey)
[Lambie] Im not picking that cunt [Lambie] I havent got any money (Ricey)
[Lambie] Im not picking that cunt [Lambie] I havent got any money [Lambie] Ilik razzed my entire nork (Ricey)
/who �aber (Ricey)
/who �aber ... �aber End of /WHO list. (^Stuii^)
/whois Stuii [Stuii] (~stuii@blog.blog.miniblog.blog.offline.miniblog.blog) (Catalyst)
Ricey is jwp@central.aber.ac.uk * * Im to lame to read BitchX.doc * (^Stuii^)
/whois Ricey [Ricey] (jwp@central.aber.ac.uk) : Ive_Fucked_BitchX.doc (Catalyst)
[Woodstar] fucky [Lambie] Ilik 40 dollar [Woodstar] 20 dollar off me (Photon)
[Woodstar] spectre I slipped it to you (Lambie)
[Lambie] toss [Lambie] havent really played yet (Woodstar)
[Lambie] i blow people [spectre] You provide a lot [spectre] The poor beggar is about equal with you. (Catalyst)
[JimBob] her bottom is above my head when sleeping now (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I thinkyoure not wearing a bra [parpicus] stop that sniffing, ferret (eltawater)
[^Woodsta^] I think youre not wearing a bra [parpicus] stop that sniffing, ferret (eltawater)
[ciaran] god i love scrape (^Stuii^)
Funcan trapped in Brum *shocker* (Moggz)
[peanut] have a look [parpicus] weve had this out before, peanut (JimBob)
Ciaran in xxx.bbc.co.uk public service pr0nfest *shocker* (Ricey)
WAR: Plane crash in Queens, New York *truehorror* (StuiiWAR)
WAR: Plane crash in Queens, New York *truehorror* (news may not be related to war( (StuiiWAR)
WAR: Plane crash in Queens, New York *truehorror* (news may not be related to war) (StuiiWAR)
ENGLISH ONLY | NO TRADING | AHAHAHAHAHAHA (StuiiWAR)
ENGLISH ONLY | NO TRADING | PORNBOTS WILL BE BANNED (ferret)
COME ON LETS GO GET IT ON, SUGGESTS AQUA (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] Three rough sailors are standing here. [^Lambie^] need a hand? (^Stuii^)
THE ONLY WAY IS UP, INSIST YAZZ (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] lambie stop getting fat off my milk (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] thatd do you for a bottom (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] thatd do you for a bottom [^Stuii^] theres sod all else to point it at (eltawater)
[^Stuii^] Woodstar its nothing compard to what you left in me this morning (JimBob)
��WAR� UPDATE:� TALIBAN ABANDON KABUL, NORTHERN ALLIANCE TAKE CITY. (Woodstar)
��WAR� UPDATE:� TALIBAN ABANDON KABUL, NORTHERN ALLIANCE TAKE CITY. ��WAR��. (Woodstar)
��WAR� UPDATE:� TALIBAN ABANDON KABUL, NORTHERN ALLIANCE TAKE CITY. ��WAR��. TALIBAN ENGAGED IN REARGUARD ACTION (eltawater)
[Jimbob] I need it Id sleep anywhere (SuperDuck)
[Surfr] pfft [Surfr] try harder (eltawater)
[Surfr] pfft [Surfr] try harder [parpicus] grasp it (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] I have the smallest bell end (parpicus)
[Mr_Scod] I have the smallest bell end [SuperDuck] my head is much fatter (parpicus)
[Mr_Scod] I have the smallest bell end [SuperDuck] my head is much fatter [SuperDuck] I was just oiling it (parpicus)
act out your own personal experiences on sex chat channels with #aber (Surfr)
[Gulp] twas down all this morning * Gulp checks (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] ITS DIFFICULT FUCKING (JimBob)
[|kat|] hang on ill have a nose at his dangly bits (Gulp)
Gulp is hereby banned from setting NLA topics until he learns the rules (^Stuii^)
The Previous Topic Was Removed Due To NLA Failure (spectre)
Gulp is hereby banned from setting NLA topics until he learns the rules (^Stuii^)
[Hypnos] the Man always wins [^Stuii^] lick my penis (Gulp)
ON NOW: Hypnos looks in to female play sex in times where batteries are hard to come by... charge my CUNT, battery (Gulp)
1/10 (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Nostalgia isnt what it used to be... (Gulp)
[sausages] spectre: what time u going down [spectre] you are coming i hope (^Lambie^)
I would some milk from the milkmans wifes tits Claims Aphex Twin (ferret)
IT WAS IN THE SCEINCE BLOCK AND THAT KID WITH THAT BIRTH MARK ON HIS FACE HAD JUST COME OUT OF MISTER PEARSONS PYSHICS LESSON AND HE SAW ME AND HE LOOKED SCARED, HA HA, I HIT HIM AND PULLED HIS HAIR AND SOME OF THE HAIR CAME OUT AND WHEN HE STARTED SCREAMING I RAN TO THE BOGS AND PUT THE HAIR IN MY PANTS I (^Lambie^)
How soon is now? QUESTION THE SMITHS, POINTLESSLY (^Stuii^)
[Owf] chutney [Ferret] (^Stuii^)
[Owf] chutney [Ferret] (sp0d)
[Owf] chutney [Ferret]�� (Ricey)
[Owf] chutney [Ferret] [Ricey] mmmmm [Ricey] chutney (sp0d)
[SuperDuck] I cant fit a huge one in (eltawater)
[SuperDuck] ARRRGGHHHHH [SuperDuck] I cant fit a huge one in (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] ARRRGGHHHHH [SuperDuck] a mini one [spectre] why? [SuperDuck] I cant fit a huge one in (eltawater)
[SuperDuck] ARRRGGHHHHH [SuperDuck] I cant fit a huge one in [Owf] go on (Ricey)
[SuperDuck] ARRRGGHHHHH [SuperDuck] I cant fit a huge one in [Owf] go on [spectre] a tool (Ricey)
[SuperDuck] ARRRGGHHHHH [SuperDuck] I cant fit a huge one in [Owf] go on [SuperDuck] fist (Ricey)
[SuperDuck] ARRRGGHHHHH [SuperDuck] I cant fit a huge one in [SuperDuck] need to press it in (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] ARRRGGHHHHH [SuperDuck] I cant fit a huge one in [SuperDuck] spit on the wet ass (parpicus)
[JimBob] Im a freak (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] #Oh - could have got so much minge out of superduck (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] Oh - could have got so much minge out of superduck (^Stuii^)
erk (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] Im a freak (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: XXX HARD AND HORNY (18+ ONLY) XXX (NIKKI22DD)
ON NOW: XXX HARD AND HORNY [Saarlax] No cunt (DAD_Hard12)
[innocentGirl22] forgetting to enter failure (NIKKI22DD)
[Gulp] My [Gulp] topics [Gulp] suck [Gulp] beyond [Gulp] belief (Gulp)
ON NOW: Its Stuiis dungeon (Gulp)
[SuperDuck] I appear to be playing with myself (Owf)
[SuperDuck] I appear to be playing with myself [SuperDuck] drink my goo (parpicus)
BOWIE CLAIMS GOD IS A COCK SUCKING AMERICAN CALLED JOHNNY *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
You do it to yourself. You do. And thats what REALLY hurts whines Radiohead after a night with JimBob (Gulp)
[Serp] Im into SLACK FEMALES (parpicus)
[Serp] Im into SLACK FEMALES [Gulp] ill send sp0d (sp0d)
[Serp] Im into SLACK FEMALES * |kitten| wont be long (^Stuii^)
[sp0d] I suck (HotChick20F)
[sp0d] i suck [sp0d] stuii (sp0d)
[sp0d] I wondered how long I could keep it up... you noticed [SuperDuck] oooh (Gulp)
[sp0d] I wonder how long I could keep it up cunt (parpicus)
WELCOME TO #ABER. IT IS JANUARY 35TH, 2075. YOU HAVE BEEN IN CRYOGENIC STORAGE FOR 74 YEARS. WELCOME BACK. (^Stuii^)
WELCOME TO #ABER. IT IS JANUARY 35TH, 2075. YOU HAVE BEEN IN CRYOGENIC STORAGE FOR 74 YEARS. WELCOME BACK. LET THE BITTERNESS FLOW FREELY AGAIN (eltawater)
WELCOME TO #ABER. IT IS JANUARY 25TH, 2075. YOU HAVE BEEN IN CRYOGENIC STORAGE FOR 74 YEARS. THIS WAS NECESSARY TO LET GULP AND JIMBOB DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES IN THE MEANTIME. (^Stuii^)
BOWIE CLAIMS GOD IS A COCK SUCKING AMERICAN CALLED JOHNNY *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
DynTopic (Gulp)
PORTSMOUTH DESTROYED (^Stuii^)
[spectre] sausage [sausages] now [spectre] ill be over now then (^Stuii^)
*^Stuii^ increases cunt stench by 30% (parpicus)
EMAIL ALL PORN TO abdullahabdullahabdullah@hotmail.com. MINGERS WELCOME. THAT MEANS YOU PARPICUS. (Lambie)
MRS. THATCHER - WE SALUTE YOU (^Stuii^)
Now you can give AND receive, CLAIM BOOTS (^Stuii^)
HAPPY NOVEMBER 14th! *bang*bang*bang*bang*bang*bang*bang*bang*bang*bang*bang*bang*bang*bang*bang*bang*bang*bang* (^Woodsta^)
DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] the main bit I can recall is someone coming from behind (Gulp)
[SuperDuck] I have a rump [SuperDuck] mmm chocolaty [SuperDuck] kiss my arse (parpicus)
[Owf] i have an anal probe (Gulp)
[Owf] i have an anal probe [Owf] I will piss on elta (parpicus)
[Owf] i have an anal probe [Owf] I will piss on elta [Owf] in spurts (parpicus)
[Owf] i have an anal probe [Owf] I will piss on elta [Owf] in spurts [Owf] Ill wet gulp (parpicus)
The last topic went too far. And thats even by my standards. (Gulp)
[Owf] I will piss on elta [Owf] in spurts [Owf] Ill wet gulp (parpicus)
[Owf] I will piss on elta [Owf] in spurts [Owf] Ill wet gulp [parpicus] but... but... coming (eltawater)
[Owf] I will piss on elta [Owf] in spurts [Owf] Ill wet gulp [parpicus] but... but... coming [Owf] hypnos is ready to piss on (parpicus)
The previous Gulp was removed (James)
[Owf] imagine the piss [Owf] green, smelly wee (parpicus)
*eltawater gets his tool to bounce (parpicus)
*eltawater gets his tool to bounce [SuperDuck] erk its teeny (parpicus)
*eltawater gets his tool to bounce [SuperDuck] erk its teeny [Saarlax] ickle (parpicus)
[shiny] itd be a blessing if i get laid (JimBob)
#aber ON NOW: StuiiRant [tm] 24 Hour Special (Lambie)
The last topic expired. (sp0d)
STAR TREK NEMESIS TO FEATURE JANEWAY (^Stuii^)
STAR TREK NEMESIS TO FEATURE JANEWAY. PICARD CONFIRMED TO DIE. SISKO TO RANT AND HAMMER FISTS ON DESK. (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I would be slapped very hard (eltawater)
[JimBob] I would be slapped very hard [JimBob] I was the master (Ricee)
[JimBob] I would be slapped very hard [JimBob] I was the master [JimBob] I used to get bolocking checkouts managers [JimBob] he was on the fiddle (eltawater)
�OI OI WERE THE BREWS (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Its Children in need day! ON NEXT: No good telly on tonight then... (Gulp)
[^Stuii^] I FUCK CHILDREN [^Stuii^] *controversy* (Gulp)
The previous topic was considered improper (JimBob)
The previous topic was considered improper and was shredded using the channel topic shredder (^Stuii^)
If you can read this and you are not on channel #aber, please erase your memory. Thankyou. This is NOT a log. (Gulp)
There is no evidence in the logs that proves the existance of any logs (^Stuii^)
There is no evidence in the logs that proves the existence of any logs (Ricey)
There is no evidence in the logs that do no exist that proves the existence of any logs, existing or otherwise (^Stuii^)
PLEASE NOTE: The JimBob and Gulp afternoon show will be at 2:30 Saturday Morning, because of Children in Need. (Gulp)
[Gulp] i cum in a rush at the end of the day (Owf)
[Gulp] i cum in a rush at the end of the day [^Stuii^] in fact I havent come accross a single one (eltawater)
[spectre] surfr - me and alex are thinking of taking a w/end to amsterdam (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] Ill be in latex by the end of the week (Catalyst)
The previous topic was not NLA compliant (^Stuii^)
* Catalyst packs a Christian (^Stuii^)
* Catalyst packs a Christian [Ricey] i might start packing * Catalyst packs head (^Stuii^)
* Catalyst packs a Christian [Ricey] i might start packing * Catalyst packs head [Ricey] sausage (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Accusations of Stuii being like a student ON LATER: Stuii denies it all. (sp0d)
ON NOW: The Blustering Speaks Volumes. ON NEXT: Need, Children In (^Stuii^)
[sausages] how long was it (VirtualStuii)
FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OFF �FUCK OF (^Stuii^)
Dictations in force in Afghanistan, claim Pet Shop Boys, speaking in the wrong decade (^Stuii^)
[sausages] no.. just manly (^Stuii^)
Mowlem savages Blair, CLAIMS BBC (^Stuii^)
Mowlem savages Blair, claim BBC. US forces kill Bin Laden*, claim BBC. * s deputy (^Stuii^)
ONLY 30 MINUTES TO GO BEFORE 7 HOURS OF WOGAN (^Stuii^)
#aber WELCOME TO A-CIN HQ (Lambie)
THERE ARE NO CHILDREN IN NEED HERE. APART FROM SPECTRE, WHOS IN NEED OF A SLAP (^Stuii^)
[Stuii] I used to whore on dover beach (parpicus)
ON NOW: Wogan In Need, please donate generously (^Stuii^)
[Serp] I shall try and hit on Spec (^Stuii^)
[Serp] I shall try and hit on Spec [^Woodsta^] lambie how dare you make me turn over (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] lambie how dare you make me turn over * Lambie twitches slightly (^Stuii^)
Wogan In Need: Michael Nyman plays some keyboard music CLAIMS DIGIGUIDE (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] please - �no really, he said it. (parpicus)
The previous topic was not NLA compliant (^Stuii^)
BB KING DEAD (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Wogan In Need: Total donated now nearly exceeds Greg Dykes salary *shocker* (^Stuii^)
FUCK OFF HARRY POTTER (^Woodsta^)
BRING WOODSTA CAT DEELEY (^Woodsta^)
HORTI-FUCKING-CULTURALISTS (Woodstar)
[^Woodsta^] MYLES PULLED OUT AT LAST FUCKING MINUTE (ferret)
The last topic was not NLA compliant. (^Woodsta^)
The topic before the last topic was not NLA Compliant (Moggz)
Bidds`/#blighty gives Sera one (ferret_)
ferret__ (~ferret@host213-120-38-169.webport.bt.net) entered #blighty MUTINAH (^Woodsta^)
�DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTRO (Woodstar)
�DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. �DESTROY. (Woodstar)
THATS NO TENTACLE (Ferret_)
�DESTROY. (Woodstar)
Thats No Tentacle �DESTROY� (Ferret_)
Basically, I am here for sex, BUT I DO HAVE A BRIAIN TOO! alleges gaydar user (parpicus)
[spectre] this cardigan that i found is actually ok [spectre] it fits quite well (^Stuii^)
#Aber, More Action Than Spectres Love Life! (Mr_Scod)
The Previous Topic Was Set By Mr_Scod (^Stuii^)
�OFFICIAL NEWS, JUST IN:� Riceys a WebMonkey [�tm�] (Catalyst)
�OFFICIAL NEWS, JUST IN:� Riceys a WebMonkey [�tm�] [eltawater] plenty of bored housewives whod fork out for it (Lambie)
Message from SuperDuck (coming back to Aber): Nooooooo Dyn is in the next carriage (sp0d)
ON BEFORE: Spectre and Hypnos do their first all-nighters. ON NOW: Grumpiness and broken sleep. ON LATER: ITS DARK ALREADY (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Playstation emulation software, bleem and gone... (Gulp)
ON NOW: #aber resigns from their jobs ON LATER: Why IRC is better than a job. (sp0d)
ON NOW: Pub density pissing contest. ON NEXT: Usual debate about the existance of the north (^Stuii^)
LIDL �40 digital camera turns about to be a toy. Channel smirks at the idiots who bought one. (^Stuii^)
Otters now cost 64p postage (Surfr)
EVA WAIT (JimBob)
[Surfr] mmmm *Surfr enjoys his swivel chair (Woodstar)
[Surfr] mmmm *Surfr enjoys his swivel chair [JimBob] come to the panty (^Woodsta^)
[Ferret_] I fuck jimbob (Owf)
[Ferret_] I fuck jimbob [Owf] Aye but I give him great head (Ferret_)
Unacceptable (^Stuii^)
[Owf] i rim parp (parpicus)
[Serp] oooh do me! (Fermit)
Welcome to #aber - as featured in What IRC Channel? (^Stuii^)
Welcome to #aber - as featured in What IRC Channel? - http://www.aber.org.uk/images/whatirc-main.jpg (^Stuii^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/images/whatirc-main.jpg (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: The Stuii Praising Hour. ON NEXT: [rpt]. (^Woodsta^)
�ON NOW:� Rare smirking moment for dialup users. �ON NEXT�: Signoff: �^Stuii^� (^Woodsta^) ()
�ON NOW:� Rare smirking moment for dialup users. EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE AFFECTED ASWELL. (^Stuii^)
BLUSTER BLUSTER BLUSTER BLUSTER BLUSTER BLUSTER BLUSTER BLUSTER BLUSTER BLUSTER BLUSTER BLUSTER BLUSTER BLUSTER BLUSTER BLUSTER BLUSTER BLUSTER BLUSTER BLUSTER BLUSTER BLUSTER (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] give me bidds over zeb any day (eltawater)
http://www.aber.org.uk/images/whatirc-main.jpg (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] Id have bidds over zeb any day [JimBob] OH YES (eltawater)
http://www.aber.org.uk/images/whatirc-main.jpg (eltawater)
[Ferret] they are longer and are bigger (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] I think I leant a little hard on it (^Stuii^)
NOBODY LOVES ME, wails Portishead, as they sit in the corner of the playground eating worms. (^Stuii^)
MUTINAH (JimBob) ()
BT 0//Nz0r3z j00 a55. b0// @Nd 7/K3 17 l1k3 @ m@N (ferret)
WORLD SHRINKS claims BBC, implausibly (^Stuii^)
WORLD SHRINKS claims BBC, implausibly (^Stuii^) ()
Lambie in Stop That P0rking Demand. World Shocked. Woman in Watling Disgusted. (ferret_)
BANZAI, HOI (Lambie)
[JimBob] holes would be irrelevant if there wasnt cunts in the world (ferret_)
[Owf] right, I am off to purchase myself a new wheelchair (^Stuii^)
* feekery has got through some 500 cocks (^Stuii^)
* feekery has got through some 500 cocks and 500 plus wanks (Ricee)
OUT NOW: Jimbob reveals that he is after the following, 510 blonde, blue eyes, bust B-C, single, non-smoking.... (Gulp)
erk (Saarlax)
ON NOW: #aber goes to the supermarket. ON NEXT: #aber gets pissed (^Stuii^)
KING OF ENGLAND JAILED FOR 7 YEARS (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Keeping Up Appearances ON LATER: Have I Got News For You (Ricey)
[Pyro_] it sqashed up? [delradie] I wish - its thick [delradie] about 12ft long - though i had plenty of room in my father inlaw (eltawater)
[Surfr] did it in a dancer (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] Im always up for a bit especially round these parts (delradie)
* ^Woodsta^ ig ee oooop (Ricey)
[Saarlax] ooook * ^Woodsta^ oooop (Ricey)
Lies Damn Lies (Saarlax)
MUTINAH! (sp0d) ()
SAARLAX IS BACK! (Gulp)
[JimBob] we have weekly group meetings (^Stuii^)
TODAY: Anti-Thanksgiving Day TOMORROW: Anti Day After Thanksgiving Day (Hypnos)
ON NOW: Health hour with Stuii ON NEXT: Gulp spreads his cold that makes people sound like David Bowie (Gulp)
DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY (^Stuii^)
Hello and welcome to Three Letter Theatre (^Stuii^)
Hello and welcome to Four Letter Theatre (sbf5)
[Deev|Ill] Be nice to me Im in all that jizz (^Stuii^)
[Deev|Ill] Be nice to me Im in all that jizz [Deev|III] I have cunted parp (parpicus)
[Hypnos] RussianTeenieslickinmynutz (^Stuii^)
[Hypnos] Russian Teens lick my nutz (^Stuii^)
[spectre] im not drunkk (Hypnos)
[spectre] cor, this wee is very smelly (Woodstar)
[JimBob] Sp0d aye tis splendid [SuperDuck] you disappoint many anal enthusiasts. (Gulp)
[^Woodsta^] open a cunt (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] open a cunt [spectre] for your filling needs (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] open a cunt [spectre] for your filling needs [ferret] I shall use a black box (^Stuii^)
No match for ASKBIDDS.CO.UK. (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] HEY SANTA CLAUS YOU CUNT (spectre)
[SuperDuck] fine, all go for fucking without me (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] fine, all go for fucking without me [Surfr] SD gonna join me ? (^Stuii^)
[Superduck] I stillhavent managed to go on the big one (eltawater)
[Superduck] I (SuperDuck)
[Superduck] I still havent managed to go on the big one [SuperDuck] Id go on it straight away and not 20 minutes after starting (^Stuii^)
[Owf] ive been up surfr (SuperDuck)
[Owf] ive been up surfr [SuperDuck] Ill try to get it in the next one (^Stuii^)
LAMBIE IS ABOUT TO ENTER THE CHANNEL (^Stuii^)
[spectre] i can hack that (Hypnos)
[|kitten|] Ill be waking them up for the next 3 nights with my needs (parpicus)
[|kitten|] Ill be waking them up for the next 3 nights with my needs [|kitten|] Im strange but firm (parpicus)
[|kitten|] Ill be waking them up for the next 3 nights with my needs [|kitten|] Im strange but firm [parpicus] currently between 2 and 7 inches in height (Lambie)
[|kitten|] Ill be waking them up for the next 3 nights with my needs [|kitten|] Im strange but firm [parpicus] currently between 2 and 7 inches in height [^peanut^] and he gets bigger (^Stuii^)
LUXURY MOTAH FOR SALE - http://www.stuii.co.uk/photos/cars/dscf0221.jpg - CONTACT HONEST STUII (^Stuii^)
THIS IS STUIIS CAR LOT BOY. LUXURY MOTAH FOR SALE - http://www.stuii.co.uk/photos/cars/dscf0221.jpg - CONTACT HONEST STUII (^Woodsta^)
THIS IS STUIIS CAR LOT BOY. LUXURY MOTAH FOR SALE - http://www.stuii.co.uk/photos/cars/dscf0221.jpg - CONTACT HONEST STUII, YEW PILLOCK. (^Woodsta^)
* [^Woodsta^] gimme a sausage any day *** feekery is now feekmeat (ciaran)
* [^Woodsta^] applies huge amounts of duct tape [^Woodsta^] youll have fun getting this on surfr (eltawater)
* [^Woodsta^] applies huge amounts of duct tape [^Woodsta^] youll have fun getting this on surfr [Surfr] I gotta stop looking at dog websites (^Woodsta^)
[Jimbob] i might wack off [Jimbob] aint used it in 2 years [JimBob] it looks like a needle (parpicus) ()
MARY WHITEHOUSE DEAD (parpicus)
MARY WHITEHOUSE DEAD *trueshocker* (eltawater)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/dictionary/display.php?entry=Mutinah (^Woodsta^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/dictionary/display.php?entry=Mutinah (parpicus)
ORM AND CHEEP DEAD (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] well, the ad showed a bloke stuffing one (Lambie)
[fraggsta] well, the ad showed a bloke stuffing one in (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Rule Britannia. ON NEXT: Thats Racist (^Stuii^)
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=24079&cid=2605421 (^Stuii^)
* (ciaran)
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=24079&cid=2605421 (^Stuii^)
LAMBIE IS ABOUT TO ENTER THIS CHANNEL (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] admittedly it was mostly grunts (^Stuii^)
* Gulp is away - sorting out a bugger (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] ^Woodsta^: I had a play for an hour thismorning [Surfr] not knocked out anything propperly yet (^Woodsta^)
its LEMUR hour! (^peanut^)
WORLD �WAR� (^Stuii^)
* Surfr looks for interesting packages to play with (^Stuii^)
* Surfr looks for interesting packages to play with *Lambie learns fumble [Lambie] bona (^Woodsta^)
THEY DONT KNOW ABOUT MY CREW, CLAIM SOLID CREW, POINTLESSLY, AS IF ANYONE CARES. (^Stuii^)
PLANE CRASH IN ZURICH (Woodstar)
LAMBIE PROVIDES VALID TECHNICAL ADVICE. WORLD SHOCKED. (Lambie)
[parpicus] bludi fuk [JimBob] fuccccccck (eltawater)
THEY DONT KNOW ABOUT MY CREW, CLAIM SOLID CREW, POINTLESSLY, AS IF ANYONE CARES. (^Stuii^)
THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF (^Woodsta^)
THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF [Lambie] I did the balls (^Woodsta^)
THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF [Lambie] I did the balls [mooky] i would be myself right now (Ricey)
[Lambie] I did the balls [Moggz] we had to try 5 times (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: America clones human embryo. ON NEXT: George Dubyuh Dubyuh Dubyuh Dubyuh Dubyuh Dubyuh Dubyuh Dubyuh Bush. (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: America clones human embryo. ON NEXT: George Dubyuh Dubyuh Dubyuh Dubyuh Dubyuh Dubyuh Dubyuh Dubyuh Abdullah Bush. (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr_] might have a play with it myself now actually (^Stuii^)
[Surfr_] might have a play with it myself now actually [Surfr] Woods fancy grouping? (^Stuii^)
[Surfr_] might have a play with myself now actually [Surfr] Woods fancy groupping ? (Ricee)
[Surfr_] might have a play with myself now actually [Surfr] Woods fancy groupping ? [Woodstar] IVE NEVER HAD TO MOVE MY ARM UP AND DOWN SO MANY TIMES IN MY LIFE (Ricee)
Superduck is engaged *shocker* (JimBob)
* JimBob erks at the Queer Pleasure [JimBob] I know what I like and desire (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] is it small or big? (^Stuii^)
[Jimbob] is it small or big [Jimbob] I need something cheap (Ducki)
[Jimbob] is it small or big? [Jimbob] I need something cheap (Ducki)
[Jimbob] is it small or big? [Jimbob] I need something cheap [eltawater] rock-hard for a compsci (^Stuii^)
JENNIE GODDEN DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (eltawater)
[Ducki] it was all a bit of a flop really (JimBob)
Login name: poo In real life: PETROU OLYMBIA (^Stuii^)
Login name: poo, In real life: PETROU OLYMBIA Login name: wee, In real life: WENDY EMMA GASKELL (^Stuii^)
TALEBAN TROOPS SURRENDER IN [RANDOM TOWN STARTING WITH K] (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] amputate my arse (Ricey)
LOADING ... 12% [SKIIP (^Stuii^)
LOADING ... 12% [SKIP] (^Stuii^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/?jsec=/toys/cgi-irc/ (^Stuii^)
[eppa] man, I really love the strokes (^Stuii^)
Gulp parks his thing in the wrong zone *UNSHOCKER* (sp0d)
[Ferret] mine was 0.042023 seconds (^Stuii^)
* JimBob withdraws (^Stuii^)
* JimBob withdraws [^Woodsta^] somebody set me up shit (Ricey)
[Jimbob] hes picking me up (ferret)
Login name: poo, In real life: PETROU OLYMBIA Login name: wee, In real life: WENDY EMMA GASKELL (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] whats this long wet ass doing here? (WoodstaWAR)
[^Stuii^] whats this long wet ass doing here? [JimBob] they did it in hot and cold and dusty and muddy places (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] whats this long wet ass doing here? [JimBob] they did it in hot and cold and dusty and muddy places * WoodstaWAR nearly ruptures himself (eltawater)
* WoodstaWAR nearly ruptures himself [eltawater] Lambie : consider it added to your piles (Photon)
Welcome to #aber - Bidds Baiting Control Room (^Stuii^)
gnomie] i can suck the prof enough (^Woodsta^)
gnomie] i can suck the prof enough [^Woodsta^] I suppose I better start putting it about (Ricee)
DESTRO Y. �DESTROY.� DESTRO Y. �DESTROY.� DESTRO Y. �DESTROY.� DESTRO Y. �DESTROY.� DESTRO Y. �DESTROY.� DESTRO Y. �DESTROY.� DESTRO Y. �DESTROY.� DESTRO Y. �DESTROY.� DESTRO Y. �DESTROY.� DESTRO Y. �DESTROY.� DESTRO Y. �DESTROY.� DESTRO Y. �DESTROY.� DESTRO Y. �DESTROY.� DESTRO Y. �DESTROY.� DESTRO Y. �DE (^Stuii^)
DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY. �DESTROY.� DESTROY (^Stuii^)
http://www.artbell.com/art/artlogo120.jpg (^Stuii^)
LIVE GAY FUCKING!! HOT COLEGE CELEB SLUTS!! XXX!! (^Stuii^)
GEORGE III WAS MAD, CLAIMS HISTORY (^Stuii^)
LIVE GAY FUCKING!! HOT COLEGE CELEB SLUTS!! XXX!! (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] have you seen this cunt? (^Woodsta^)
[SuperDuck] have you seen this cunt? [SuperDuck] mine is a bloke and only came once [Superduck] erk Im bleeding everywhere (^Woodsta^)
the previous topic was a bit grim (SuperDuck)
[^Woodsta^] Its hard (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] Its hard [SuperDuck] eek (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] Its hard [SuperDuck] eek [spectre] im licking off a full length (JimBob)
[^Woodsta^] Its hard [SuperDuck] eek [spectre] im licking off a full length [^Stuii^] I like it (Ricee)
[^Woodsta^] Its hard [SuperDuck] eek [spectre] im licking off a full length [^Stuii^] I like it [eppa] its a good feeling innit (Ricee)
[^Woodsta^] Its hard [SuperDuck] eek [spectre] im licking off a full length [^Stuii^] I like it [eppa] its a good feeling innit [^Woodsta^] I DO ENJOY YOUR FUCKING (eltawater)
[^Woodsta^] Its hard [SuperDuck] eek [spectre] im licking off a full length [^Stuii^] I like it [eppa] its a good feeling innit [^Woodsta^] I DO ENJOY YOUR FUCKING [spectre] Hypnos - put the images in your webspace (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: The Coders from Hell, with Eppa and Ricey. ON NEXT: When Coders From Hell Go Bad. (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: �MUTINAH (Hypnos)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/dictionary/display.php?entry=Mutinah (Woodstar)
* parpicus enters heat (eltawater)
* parpicus enters heat [^Stuii^] GIVE IT ALL TO ME (Woodstar)
* parpicus enters heat [Woodstar] parps ass is SO hot [^Stuii^] GIVE IT ALL TO ME (parpicus)
[Hypnos] wank you now. (^Stuii^)
[Owf] his arse remains perfect (^Stuii^)
[eppa] Its huge, but theres nothing I can do about that. You will enjoy it when its all the way down, though (StuiiWAR)
[eppa] Its huge, but theres nothing I can do about that. You will enjoy it when its all the way down, though [�FULL NLA�] (StuiiWAR)
�GET THAT BRAT OFF MY SET�, proclaims Anne Robinson. (Catalyst)
SPECTRE HAS MADE IT WITH A WOMAN. INFORM THE MEN. (Lambie)
the previous topic was over a week old (Surfr)
[Surfr] im naked and cashless (JimBob)
[Lambie] i want to be lying on unconscious smeg (Woodstar)
[JimBob] Linda Green splendid (Ricey)
can we drop in a cuntface ? (Surfr)
�ON NOW:� DiscWorld Commentary �ON LATER:� DiscWorld Commentary (Ricey)
On NOW: Phone Stuii at home hour (Surfr_)
[^Stuii^] I ran out of memory (sp0d)
http://www.stuii.co.uk/photos/index.php?basedir=.%2Fgeneral%2Fsigns (^Stuii^)
[spectre] *retract* (eltawater)
[spectre] *retract* [SuperDuck] there must be more that can be done with that (^Stuii^)
[Owf] spectre will be coming [spectre] *retract* [SuperDuck] there must be more that can be done with that (SuperDuck)
[DiscoDeev] Less fucking that way (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] Less fucking that way [DiscoDeev] Are they that harsh Lambie? (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] Less fucking that way [DiscoDeev] Are they that harsh Lambie? [Lambie] I lasted 2 months (^Stuii^)
[eppa] you have to use two hands to hold the thing all the way around (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] weve had some decent group meetings in Rosser bar (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] what shall I cook for dinner [Ricey] roast jimbob? [SuperDuck] thats what I having anyway (Ricey)
[^Woodsta^] what shall I cook for dinner [Ricey] roast jimbob? [SuperDuck] thats what Im having anyway (Ricey)
[ferret_] COME COME COME COME (fraggsta)
�ON NOW:� Fermit Defends ISAC Policies �ON LATER:� Who Cares? (Ricey)
[JimBob] I wish I had did a degree (parpicus)
[ferret_] I MUST HAVE IT. NOW. AND FREE (eltawater)
AFGHAN TALKS HALTED AFTER TALEBAN MAKE TALKING ILLEGAL (^Stuii^)
AFGHAN MORTON HALTED AFTER MORTON MORTON TALKING MORTON (Ricee)
�ON NOW�: Land of the Obviously Unemployed (^Woodsta^)
http://www.codepoets.co.uk/pictures/ireland/fran_wasted/fran_wasted_ink_on_face_01.jpg (Gulp)
http://www.codepoets.co.uk/pictures/ireland/fran_wasted/fran_wasted_head_in_bin_closeup_01.jpg (Gulp)
ON NOW: Woodstas Daytime TV Heckling. ON NEXT: Woodstas TV Heckling (^Stuii^)
�*whum*whum*whum*whum*whum*whum* ... *whum*whum*whum*whum*whum*whum*� (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] the only way I could get it was rather messy though [SuperDuck] I feel tainted (^Stuii^)
CIARAN LUSTS AFTER NUBILE YOUNG COLLEAGUE. NEWS MAY BE FALSE. *SHOCKER*. (^Stuii^)
[Gulp] if you want me cunt instead... here you go [Gulp] happy now? [Mr_Scod] Gulp...id desire you but i have taste (eltawater)
KEITH HARRIS DEAD (^Stuii^)
BAN EVERYONE (^Stuii^)
Cannot join channel (+b) (Banned from channel) (Gulp)
SPECTRE NEEDS HAIRCUT. PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY. (^Stuii^)
SPECTRE NEEDS HAIRCUT. PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY: [JimBob] Anyone know where to buy a cheap laminator? (Ricey)
TECHNOTRONIC PUMPS UP JAM. YA KID K ARRESTED. (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod]penis amazing [Mr_Scod] *cum* [Partial NLA] (Ricey)
[Shrink] My pornography is fine (Ricey)
[Ricey] its that big [JimBob] oooh Im in (Lambie)
[Ricey] its that big [Jimbob] oooh Im in [Jimbob] I feel weak (SuperDuck)
[Ricey] its that big [Jimbob] oooh Im in [Jimbob] I feel weak [JimBob] mbr wants it (Ricey)
[Ricey] its that big [Jimbob] oooh Im in [Jimbob] I feel weak [Ricey] thou shalt not insert (^Stuii^)
[ciaran] can someone ram for me? (^Stuii^)
[ciaran] can someone ram for me? [ciaran] used to be able to pull off one (Ricey)
[JimBob] Ricey: he came in the early hours (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] 17-19 inches [eltawater] be more specific [SuperDuck] not too bothered (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Eltawaters Hardware Guide. ON NEXT: Scan.co.uk Rage (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] perhaps I should sex justin (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] perhaps I should sex justin [spectre] ive seen him do it before (VirtualStuii)
HAMMOND QUITS *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Nilsy] ^Stuii^ well ABER means Monkeys in danish ;) (^Stuii^)
AFGHAN TALKS HALTED AFTER TALEBAN MAKE TALKING ILLEGAL (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: The merits of paper sizes. with Surfr (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: The merits of paper sizes. with Surfr ON NEXT: Wont SOMENODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN (Surfr_)
GEORGE HARRISON DEAD (^Woodsta^)
GEORGE HARRISON DEAD *trueshocker* (eltawater)
[^Stuii^] BEHOLD MY FINAL DAY UNDER A MANAGER (eltawater)
[sp0d] Stuii: come with me [JimBob] no, come with me (Gulp)
[sp0d] Stuii: come with me [JimBob] no, come with me [JimBob] let the fucking commence (Gulp)
Woodsta in his drive Funcan desires *shocker* (JimBob)
The Previous Topic Was Taken Outside And Shot For Lameness (Gulp)
lame. (sp0d)
the previous topic was too short (SuperDuck)
http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il/~omri/Humor/write_in_c.html (Gulp)
[sp0d] fucking hell look at jbs size! (Funcan)
[Saarlax] mixmaster was last on IRC channel #aber 1014 days, 6 hours, 55 minutes ago. (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW�: MIXALOGUE, with Mix. �ON NEXT�: George Harrison still dead. (^Woodsta^)
�ON NOW�: MIXALOGUE, with Mix. �ON NEXT�: George Harrison still dead. �ON AFTER�: 167 hour George Harrison Tribute, with warm, saddening yet heart-felt music (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] Surfr was up kate last night (^Woodsta^)
. (Saarlax)
The previous topic was probably set to hide an embarassing previous previous topic (^Stuii^)
ALARM! CRIES U96 FIRST OFFICER (^Stuii^)
[Fermit] no comment - he is a big bloke ;) (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] she was with a big hard looking bloke though [Fermit] no comment - he is a big bloke ;) (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] Im still looking for a package to suit my needs (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] Im still looking for a package to suit my needs [Surfr] how hard is that ? (Woodstar)
[Surfr] Im still looking for a package to suit my needs [Surfr] how hard is that ? * Surfr goes to heat up his Chicken from last night (^Stuii^)
GEORGE HARRISON SPECIAL REPORT REPLACES TWAT SPECIAL REPORT ON NEWS.BBC *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
WOODSTER DEAD Reports stuii.com in a massive FAILURE, #ABER SMIRKS (Surfr)
Yes, Stuiis cat is dead. Thanks. (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] OOOOOOK (^Stuii^)
[Serp] I AM REALLY FUCKING STUPID (^Woodsta^)
HOT COLLEGE CHEERLEADER SLUTS!!! LIVE COCK SUCKING!!! XXXX!!!!!! (VirtualStuii)
SADLY NOT (Surfr_)
The last topic expired. (sp0d)
VOTE FOR FAT BLOKE IN POPIDOL �09011 980 904 (parpicus)
ON NOW: Ricey comes, then leaves channel ON LATER: VOTE FOR FAT BLOKE IN POPIDOL 09011 980 904 (sp0d)
Fat Bloke wins popidol round (parpicus)
Fat Bloke wins popidol round. Britney and Aguilera start eating. (parpicus)
ON NOW: Cynical Bitching About The Internet, with your hosts, Stuii and Fraggsta. ON NEXT: Its Not Like The Old Days [rpt] (Lambie)
[Lambie] fancy grouping? we shall avoid the horrors of last time# (Surfr)
[Lambie] fancy grouping? we shall avoid the horrors of last time (Surfr)
[^Stuii^] he did all the hard bot work for me (Lambie)
[^Stuii^] he did all the hard bot work for me [Moggz] the hole looks good too (Lambie)
Fermit in Howling At RocSoc Chicks Like A Werewolf Tragic Terror *Unshocker* (Lambie)
[14:02] *** JimBob (~jor7@central.aber.ac.uk) has joined #queer (^Stuii^)
HOT COLLEGE CHEERLEADER SLUTS!!! LIVE COCK SUCKING!!! XXXX!!!!!! (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] shall I park round the back then stuii (^Stuii^)
Ferret in dodgy beard police action *shocker* (Funcan)
^Stuii^ FUCK THE ROYAL FAMILY (ferret)
The previous topic was not NLA compliant (^Stuii^)
[ciaran] good mouth action on that young girl (Lambie)
LAMBIE VICTIM OF HARDWARE CRIM *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
Lambie declared to be a Failed Dotcom, looting commences. (WoodstaWARFILM)
INGRID DURCHMAN DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Jim`] hmmm thats when Ill be tied up (^Stuii^)
SuperDuck puts triple entry on www.aber.org.uk, there was much amazement and rejoicing. (sp0d)
SuperDuck has a triple entry *shocker* (SuperDuck)
SuperDuck has a triple entry *shocker* [spectre] I MAY HAVE TO CONSIDER ANAL (eltawater)
Superduck: Id rather do other things with huge phallice weapons thankyou! (Wyrm)
The previous topic was removed due to failure to recognise topic baiting directives (eltawater)
The previous topic was removed due to failure to recognise topic baiting directivesferret (Lambie)
The previous topic was removed due to failure to recognise topic baiting directives (Lambie)
*^Stuii^ receives 19 (parpicus)
[parpicus] Moggz - Im chewing the soft bits right now (fraggsta)
[Moggz] parp, can i have your babies [parpicus] you can have the leftovers (ferret)
[gnomie] because i am really really horrible (Funcan)
�WAR� were declared. (^Woodsta^)
telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl/ (^Stuii^)
STUDENTS COMPLAIN DURING UWA/JANET AT RISK PERIOD OF IRC DEPRIVATION, TOLD TO GET LIVES (^Stuii^)
CLAIMS IRC ADDICT (^Woodsta^)
[SuperDuck] bit harder at work though very small (Saarlax)
[^Stuii^] Ive taken to randomly blowing my horn (eltawater)
Come to us they kept demanding, and he really came! MOCK BONEY-M (^Stuii^)
WOODSTAR GETS JOB. HURRAH (eltawater)
ON NOW: Woodstar gets a job. Channel Rejoices ON NEXT: Channel looks at bar, looks at Woodstar ON LATER: Gerrofff, tis my wonga. With Woodstar (eltawater)
[alex] give it to me please! (ferret)
[alex] give it to me please! [alex] and give it to dan and fran too (parpicus)
�protect your otter: �http://www.otterbox.com/ (Surfr)
NOBODY CARES (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW�: Stuii checks credit card statement. �ON NEXT�: One Goes Mad In Langley. With Secret Stuii. (Woodstar)
I can do some �wonderful� things with vegetables, Captain, SAYS NEELIX (^Stuii^)
[Ducki] might get it tonight as I have to fuck (JimBob)
[Ducki] might get it tonight as I have to fuck *^Woodsta^ shows off his bone [^Woodsta^] Im not afraid to use it (parpicus)
[Ducki] might get it tonight as I have to fuck *^Woodsta^ shows off his bone [^Woodsta^] Im not afraid to use it [^Woodsta^] I hereby bang you all (parpicus)
�ON NOW:� Feek and Surfrs Hardware Sale (Surfr)
MRS F W DeCLERK DEAD (^Woodsta^)
�ON NOW:� Stuii & Frag cat fight special �ON LATER:� FINISH HIM. (Catalyst)
�ON NOW:� FUCK YOU printer (Surfr)
Foot-long tool left in patient, REPORT BBC (^Stuii^)
SHAKE SOME ASS (^Stuii^)
On Now: Angry Programming [tm] with Hypnos and spectre (HypCodez)
[JimBob] OI hypnos+spectre: how come you aint finished yet [^Woodsta^] *bulge* [^Woodsta^] *strain* (^Stuii^)
BAN EVERYONE (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] IM JUST STROKING IT [Woodstar] THATS HOW IT STARTS * feekery APPLIES THE VELCRO GLOVES (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW:� Feekery drastically over estimates home many bottles of hooch he has drunk (Surfr)
�ON NOW:� Feekery drastically over estimates how many bottles of hooch he has drunk (Surfr)
Welcome to the Dead Zone... (sp0d)
ON NOW: Shock and amazement at Gulps love letter... (possibly not from JimBob) http://www.comedygenius.co.ukloveletter.htm (Gulp)
ON NOW: Shock and amazement at Gulps love letter... (possibly not from JimBob) http://www.comedygenius.co.uk/loveletter.htm (Gulp)
NEWS JUST IN: Second Email from Gulps stalker... http://www.comedygenius.co.uk/loveletter.htm (Gulp)
[Surfr] I know some good cock related websites (JimBob)
[JimBob] shes having an orgasm from all that fucking [Ducki] aye typical that I go into the review feeling like it (^Stuii^)
The cats mother (Surfr)
* ferret is still fucking [parpicus] *circle, overhead* [Owf] jimbob hasnt even started yet (eltawater)
SEND ALL CUNTS TO #BLIGHTY (^Stuii^)
ABERCHANNEL MANYDANS (^Stuii^)
Silence! For It Is Deev! (Mr_Scod)
Beers in Aber tonight, please sign bellow if interested (Surfr)
Beers in Aber tonight, please man the bellows if interested (^Woodsta^)
STACEY RAPINET DEAD (^Stuii^)
* feekery looks for another slot (^Stuii^)
http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/latest.jpg (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Eltas Honest Hardware Bazaar. ON NEXT: Woodstas Garage Sale (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] erk its all up me [SuperDuck] *pass out* (eltawater)
ON NOW: Friday afternoon Mass-desertation. With Saarlax and VirtualStuii ON NEXT: Whos down the pub tonight? With Surfr. (eltawater)
[^Surfr^] examine ring [^Surfr^] erk (eltawater)
[^Surfr^] examine ring [^Surfr^] erk [^Surfr^] what about carols cabbages? (^Woodsta^)
[^Surfr^] examine ring [^Surfr^] erk [^Surfr^] what about carols cabbages? [^Surfr^] INCH? LUXUARY (eltawater)
[^Surfr^] he could be taken roughly from behind (spectre)
[^Surfr^] he could be taken roughly from behind [Owf] christ I am utterly stuffed (spectre)
[^Surfr^] he could be taken roughly from behind [jkd] is stuiis thing funny (^Woodsta^)
[^Surfr^] he could be taken roughly from behind [jkd] is stuiis thing funny [^peanut^] you have a big whopper (^Woodsta^)
[^Surfr^] he could be taken roughly from behind [jkd] is stuiis thing funny [^peanut^] you have a big whopper [spectre] cor, this salvia stuff does actually work (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] Lambie state plans for Xmas/New Year [Lambie] ill be in aber [feekery] IN MY ROOM (^Stuii^)
NOTE: irc2 users may experience reverse DNS lookup problems at the moment (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] Im going back down [Surfr] seem to get more action (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] Im going back down [Surfr] seem to get more action [^peanut^] he has a glow in the dark wand (^Woodsta^)
ABERCHANNEL MANYCRIMS (^Stuii^)
[alexi] spec, come and clean up (^Stuii^)
[alexi] spec, come and clean up [spectre] alexi - there will be some lying around (^Stuii^)
[alexi] spec, come and clean up [spectre] alexi - there will be some lying around [alexi] spectre - cream on the floor (^Stuii^)
[alexi] spec, come and clean up [spectre] alexi - there will be some lying around [alexi] spectre - cum on the floor (parpicus)
[Moggz] im not joking bout the beef either, still pink in the middle (^Stuii^)
CHRISTINE CAGNEY NOT DEAR (^Stuii^)
CHRISTINE CAGNEY NOT DEAD (^Stuii^)
I WILL DESTROY YOU (^Stuii^)
Bet shes not your girlffriend, MOCK THE PET SHOP BOYS (^Stuii^)
I cant even SPELL girlfriend, announces ^Stuii^ on tight white T-Shirt (parpicus)
[Serp] Do we have to pulled the figures out of my ass too? (^Stuii^)
[Serp] Do we have to pull the figures out of my ass too? (^Stuii^)
[m0ng] i can see myself fucking (^Stuii^)
[m0ng] i can see myself fucking [mong] any idea how much parpicus costs? (parpicus)
2AM Failure Mark (Surfr)
3AM Failure Mark aproaching (Surfr)
[Surfr] bowels exploding [m0ng] is it quarterly? (spectre)
I WILL DESTROY YOU (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] get on with it then [spectre] im getting there (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] get on with it then [spectre] im getting there [Lambie] Ill give it to you later (^Woodsta^)
�on now�: BAH HUMBUG with #aber; �on next�: AH BUMHUG with JimBob and sp0d (parpicus)
IM NOT BITTER (SuperDuck)
�ON NOW�: RAGE ANGER AND BITTERNESS DOUBLE BILL WITH LAMBIE AND WOODSTA. (Woodstar)
�ON NOW�: RAT DOUBLE BILL WITH FERRET AND MOGGZ �ON LATER:� FURTHER RAGE (Ricey)
�ON NOW�: IPAQ DOUBLE BILL WITH STUII AND OWF �ON LATER:� FURTHER RAGE (Ricey)
[Lambie] ooOook [Woodstar] ayuerk [^Stuii^`] eueueueueueuek (Ricey)
[Lambie] ooOook [Woodstar] ook [Lambie] aueurk? [Woodstar] ayuerk [^Stuii^`] eueueueueueuek (Ricey)
[Lambie] ooOook [Woodstar] ook [Lambie] aueurk? [Woodstar] ayuerk [^Stuii^`] eueueueueueuek [Lambie] ooook (Ricey)
[Lambie] ooOook [Woodstar] ook [Lambie] aueurk? [Woodstar] ayuerk [^Stuii^`] eueueueueueuek [Lambie] ooook [Lambie] eerk (Ricey)
[Lambie] ill come for you in a mo [Surfr] say when (eltawater)
[Lambie] ill come for you in a mo [Surfr] say when [Woodstar] my ring [Woodstar] bloody thing [Woodstar] you will all come (eltawater)
[^Woodsta^] apparently myles is a big nob (^Stuii^`)
�ON NOW�: The Gentle Art Of Making Enemies. �ON NEXT�: Muller that Mercenary willeyer. (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] im a Sneaky Entrant (spectre)
[^Woodsta^] im a Sneaky Entrant [^Surfr^] cool (spectre)
[Saarlax] Why is gulp gay? (parpicus)
[MarkSheep] jimbob ill see your ring (SuperDuck)
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO DISC (^Woodsta^)
Come to #aber and listen to ^Woodsta^ relaying his adventures in a MUD. (sp0d)
The last topic is no longer relevant, please insert witty statement here. (sp0d)
witty statement (SuperDuck)
[spectre] are you coming? [spectre] Gulp - aye [Owf] so you claim (Gulp)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/dictionary/display.php?entry=Mutinah (^Woodsta^)
* ciaran grins at duckies entry (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] pain in the neck (Owf)
*** Owf has joined channel #aber [SuperDuck] pain in the neck (SuperDuck)
[^Stuii^] fucked fucked fucked fucked fucked (eltawater)
[^Stuii^] fucked fucked fucked fucked fucked [ciaran] i wish i could become a woman and marry him myself (Lambie)
[fraggsta] I need to burn you, dont I lambie (ciaran)
�Transmetta Dead, Linus on the streets� *shocker* (Catalyst)
[^Stuii^] it was hard enough the first time (JimBob)
[^Stuii^] it was hard enough the first time [Surfr] its really not that hard (^Stuii^)
BBC BUSH HOUSE DEAD (^Stuii^)
SuperDuck vows never to hop in woolworths ever again (Shrink)
* ciaran would still like to do it some time (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] and banging on Micro [parpicus] Insist on going on top though [JimBob] Woodsta|parp|Owf|micro|cnych gangbang (eltawater)
[parpicus] and banging on Micro [parpicus] Insist on going on top though [JimBob] Woodsta|parp|Owf|micro|cnych gangbang [JimBob] Owf got involved at one time (eltawater)
[parpicus] and banging on Micro [parpicus] Insist on going on top though [JimBob] Woodsta|parp|Owf|micro|cnych gangbang [JimBob] Owf got involved at one time [SuperDuck] something of a relief (eltawater)
Expired (Saarlax)
[Mr_Scod] I DO GUIDES (Gulp)
[Woodsta] america is anus (parpicus)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/dictionary/display.php?entry=askbidds (Saarlax)
[^Surfr^] Alan COx is currently getting it (^Stuii^)
This Mornings BBC Dross http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/england/newsid_1709000/1709429.stm Kitchen Performance Anxiety FUCK OFF (Ferret)
* Ferret flashes lots [Ferret] *flash* (eltawater)
* Ferret flashes lots [Ferret] *flash* [SuperDuck] I was going to be arsed [SuperDuck] I thoroughly intend to [SuperDuck] if you catch me doing any, stop me (eltawater)
[epp4] I think its telling me I need to stop fucking (^Stuii^)
[epp4] I think its telling me I need to stop fucking [epp4] but you wouldnt believe me if I told you what the dream was (^Stuii^)
[Ferret] I am off to ride my ass off (SuperDuck)
[Ferret] I am off to eeze my ass off my hand (eltawater)
* eltawater returns from munching (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] stop fucking in my room mother (JimBob)
BRUCE FORSYTH NOT DEAD. NATION MOURNS. (Lambie)
[Photon] just get plenty of fluids into her, and shell be fine (^Stuii^)
[feekery] bugger [feekery] LAMBIE [Lambie] aye (eltawater)
ON NOW: Bidds Baiting. With Jimbob, Woodstar and Lambie ON NEXT: [Bidds] But Kara has the super-doopa-cd-auto-matic-ed209-hal2000-version (eltawater)
�NEW ABER TV�: �http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/abertv5.php� (^Stuii^)
[Woodstar] FUCK OFF DANIEL FIELD (^Stuii^)
�NEW!� �http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/abertv5.php� (^Stuii^)
^Stuii^ OPINION DOES NOT CONSTITUTE POOF (Gulp)
* ^Woodsta^ minces (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: New Employee Advice. ON NEXT: Coping with court cases and dole forms (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] nice penis *drool* (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] he might give it to me (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] he might give it to me [fraggsta] gyrating fists that come at your (eltawater)
[^Woodsta^] he might give it to me [fraggsta] gyrating fists that come at you [JimBob] why cant some woman do that to me (Lambie)
[^Woodsta^] he might give it to me [fraggsta] gyrating fists that come at you [JimBob] why cant some woman do that to me [Gulp] stuii it looks like its up (sp0d)
The Current Channel Content is not intended for JimBobs mum to read (Gulp)
HELLO JIMBOBS MUM, MEET PARPICUS. HES GOT A NICE COFFEE TABLE. (^Woodsta^)
on now: #aber discovers http://crazy.codetroop.com/; on next: deadlines not remotely met (parpicus)
on now: Lambie discovers http://www.kellybrook.ic24.net/; on next: curious silence (parpicus)
on now: Lambie discovers http://www.kellybrook.ic24.net/; on next: curious silence interspersed with poor typing (Woodstar)
[Dyn] I had a thai boy today (^Stuii^)
[Dyn] I had a thai boy today * ^peanut^ charmed a photocopier man into offering (^Stuii^)
* ^peanut^ can really see his pants (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Parental Chaeffing. ON NEXT: Family Event (^Stuii^)
�FUCK TOPICS.� Hoegaarden. (Catalyst)
�FUCK TOPICS.� Hoegaarden. (Since 1445!) (Catalyst)
Hoegaarden. Tasting overly rich since 1445! (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: OWF HAS A HUGE WILLY. ON NEXT: Immature Topic Hour, with Dyn (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] I have also had the news that I am a bottom (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: WOODSTA EATS SNOT. ON NEXT: Immature Topic Hour, with Dyn (^Stuii^)
Woodsta stopped eating snot a long time ago (Woodstar)
[pingu] its just harder than i thought (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Life on the Disc, with Woodsta and Surfr ON NEXT: Reality bites hard (eltawater)
TODAY #ABER IS SPONSORED BY RENAULT LONDON, NO-ONE KNOWS RENAULT LIKE US, RENAULT LONDON. BUY NOW. (^Stuii^)
[sparkE] Lambie - have my sperm (parpicus)
[sparkE] Lambie - have my sperm [sparkE] its slimy (parpicus)
ON NOW: Multiple-munt-fest, with Woodsta, Surfr and Lambie. ON LATER: Disc gets b0rked again, Lambie and Woodsta stare at their screens blankly (eltawater)
ON NOW: Multiple-munt-fest, with Woodsta, Surfr and Lambie. *blank*are at their screens blankly (^Lambie^)
The Previous Topic Became Self Fulfilling (^Lambie^)
[JimBob] Stuii: I am squirting my last along your fat pipe now [JimBob] I think ill last another 10 mins (eltawater)
ARGENTINA IN COMPLETELY BROKEN *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Hypnos] im sure i could formulate some kind of milkshake that makes you sick (^Stuii^)
[Hypnos] im sure i could formulate some kind of milkshake that makes you sick [fraggsta] COME ON MALLRATS (Hypnos)
�ON NOW:� More Tedious OS Pissing. �ON NEXT:� More Tedious Discworld Adventures [rpt.] (^Woodsta^)
Hello and welcome to In Joke Theatre, 1999 Edition (^Stuii^)
[Owf] you bung it into a convenient slot (^Stuii^)
[Owf] you bung it into a convenient slot [^Woodsta^] wince (eltawater)
[Owf] you bung it into a convenient slot [^Woodsta^] wince [^Stuii^] do keep up (Owf)
[Owf] you bung it into a convenient slot [^Woodsta^] wince [|kitten|] well let us know when you are done and well come (^Stuii^)
[Owf] you bung it into a convenient slot [^Woodsta^] wince [fraggsta] Ive got a bigger penis (^Stuii^)
[Owf] you bung it into a convenient slot [^Woodsta^] wince [fraggsta] Ive got a bigger penis [fraggsta] I have absolutely no complaints with that (^Stuii^)
[Owf] you bung it into a convenient slot [^Woodsta^] wince [fraggsta] ^Woodsta^: Ill finger you (^Stuii^)
Jimbob and Wibren sitting in a tree (Mr_Scod)
[Mr_Scod] Hes a smelly git [JimBob] seen gulp (Owf)
Flomp! (Mr_Scod)
CHAPPA-AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (^Stuii^)
�THIS CHRISTMAS:� THE LOST WORLD OF WALKING WITH ACTORS THAT TIME FORGOT WITH BOB OSKINS (^Woodsta^)
FIVE MINUTES .. UNTIL THE DESTRUCTION OF EARTH (^Stuii^)
[burt_] jimbob, you darling can fuck me anytime (spectre)
[burt_] jimbob, you darling can fuck me anytime [spectre] FUCKING OWN CUNT (^Woodsta^)
[burt_] jimbob, you darling can fuck me anytime [spectre] FUCKING OWN CUNT [burt_] bagspankspectre (Hypnos)
DEEV ALERT (^Stuii^)
STUII RANT ALERT (DiscoDeev)
where is the news GASPS NEWS-STARVED RICEY (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Broadband Pissing Contest, with Stuii, Eltawater and Woodsta. ON NEXT: Woodsta made to feel inadequate due to his ph4t pipe being no match for Stuii and Eltas. ON LATER: Easynet DSL goes down. AGAIN (NOELtaWARter)
ON NOW: Broadband Pissing Contest, with Stuii, Eltawater and Woodsta. ON NEXT: Woodsta made to feel inadequate due to his ph4t pipe being no match for Eltas enormous pipe. ON LATER: Easynet DSL goes down. AGAIN. Woodsta and analog users *smirk* (NOELtaWARter)
�On Now :� Festive Cheer With Parpicus And Superduck �On Next :� ^Stuii^ Cancels Christmas (ScodXmasWAR)
�On Now :� Festive Cheer With Parpicus And Superduck �On Next :� SuperDuck disinherited (parpicus)
* ciaran eats Too Much Cream (^Stuii^)
How festive :) (^peanut^)
[JimBob] I have this old knacker, but I feel even worse when horizontal (^Stuii^)
[Dyn] silly moo was obviously trying to comment on my awful organ (^Stuii^)
[peanut] you will enlarge as soon as you start eating again (Mr_Scod)
[peanut] you will enlarge as soon as you start eating again * peanut will have woodsta (Mr_Scod)
[peanut] you will enlarge * peanut will have woodsta [^Woodsta^] I shall suck you [peanut] *tug* (JimBob)
[peanut] you will enlarge * peanut will have woodsta [^Woodsta^] I shall suck you [peanut] *tug* [^Woodsta^] pheer my large bone (Mr_Scod)
[peanut] you will enlarge * peanut will have woodsta [^Woodsta^] I shall suck you [peanut] *tug* [^Woodsta^] pheer my large bone [peanut] too hard (JimBob)
[peanut] you will enlarge * peanut will have woodsta [^Woodsta^] I shall suck you [peanut] *tug* [^Woodsta^] pheer my large bone [peanut] too hard [peanut] in? (Mr_Scod)
[peanut] you will enlarge * peanut will have woodsta [^Woodsta^] I shall suck you [peanut] *tug* [^Woodsta^] pheer my large bone [peanut] too hard [peanut] in? [peanut] SUCK (JimBob)
[peanut] it went in, it must come out (spectre)
[peanut] you will enlarge * peanut will have woodsta [^Woodsta^] I shall suck you [peanut] *tug* [^Woodsta^] pheer my large bone [peanut] too hard [peanut] in? [peanut] SUCK [peanut] it went in, it come (^Woodsta^)
[peanut] you will enlarge * peanut will have woodsta [^Woodsta^] I shall suck you [peanut] *tug* [^Woodsta^] pheer my large bone [peanut] too hard [peanut] in? [peanut] SUCK it went in, it must come out (Mr_Scod)
[peanut] you will enlarge * peanut will have woodsta [^Woodsta^] I shall suck you [peanut] *tug* [^Woodsta^] pheer my large bone [peanut] too hard [peanut] in? [peanut] SUCK [peanut] it went in, it come (^Woodsta^)
[peanut] you will enlarge * peanut will have woodsta [^Woodsta^] I shall suck you [peanut] *tug* [^Woodsta^] pheer my large bone [peanut] too hard [peanut] in? [peanut] SUCK [peanut] it went in, it come [peanut] hes big (Owf)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC HAD RUN ITS NATURAL COURSE AND DIED PEACEFULLY IN ITS SLEEP. (^Woodsta^)
[peanut] I bet you are rummaging in my flies (parpicus)
[peanut] I bet you are rummaging in my flies [^Stuii^] I dont really relish the thought of 5.5 hours sweating and breathing heavily (parpicus)
[peanut] I bet you are rummaging in my flies [^Stuii^] I dont really relish the thought of 5.5 hours sweating and breathing heavily [^Stuii^] fuck me (^Woodsta^)
[22:15] *** JimBob (~jor7@central.aber.ac.uk) has joined #queer (^Stuii^)
topic to www.queeruk.info - cruciferous hehehehehehehehehehehe ([22:23])
topic to www.queeruk.info Boob ([22:23])
[scally] it depends what holes you like (^Stuii^)
[burt] ^Stuii^: how big is it? (^Stuii^)
[burt] ^Stuii^: how big is it? [burt] stuff like that should be nammed (parpicus)
[burt] ^Stuii^: how big is it? * burt wonders if he can fit all his in (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] any way of getting bitches to strip? (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] christ this is big (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] christ this is big [Surfr] your gonna come through the man (eltawater)
[^Stuii^] im getting a cradle (Fermit)
[Lambie] i got done by a big burly scottish copper (eltawater)
YOU CANT LEAVE BLAST-OFF BASIL THERE, MISTER RODNEY! A HA HA HA ! HA! HA! HA! (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] Im getting both at once (spectre)
ALL YOUR INFOLINES HAVE BEEN SOLD TO THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY FOR ADVERTISING SPACE. VOTE NOW. (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] FRAGGSTA I SUMMON YOU TO THE CHANNEL (eltawater)
[spectre] im much more than just an Upstart (Hypnos)
# (spectre)
#aber BURT IN TRANSSEXUAL FILTH LEANINGS *UNSHOCKER* (spectre)
BURT IN TRANSSEXUAL FILTH LEANINGS *UNSHOCKER* (spectre)
#aber [Moggz] am covered in gunk (spectre)
#aber * burt requires ass (spectre)
Burt requires a kick in the Ass (Moggz)
[Ducki] Ive been looking at pr0n lately (^Woodsta^)
[Ducki] Ive been looking at pr0n lately [spectre] *Strut* *shove out breasts* *Strut* (^Woodsta^)
[Ducki] Ive been looking at pr0n lately [spectre] *Strut* *shove out breasts* *Strut* [JimBob] spectrecunt (^Woodsta^)
#aber [Ducki] Ive been looking at pr0n lately [spectre] *Strut* *shove out breasts* *Strut* [JimBob] spectrecunt [^Woodsta^] let me know when youve completed spec (spectre)
fucking merry crimbo to you all xxx (JimBob)
[spectre] ITS NOT THAT HARD (^Stuii^)
[spectre] FERRET [spectre] ITS NOT THAT HARD [spectre] hurry up , man (^Stuii^)
#ABER - NOW OPEN ALL OVER CHRISTMAS! (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] CHRIST MY FUCKING ARSE (DiscoDeev)
on now: mass parental cull; on next: #aber is rich (parpicus)
MERRY CHRISTMAS. HO HO HO. ETC. (XmasWoods)
FATHER CHRISTMAS [DEAD] (Ferret)
FATHER CHRISTMAS [DEAD] FERRET SUSPECT *UNSHOCKER* (Ferret)
YES, ITS CHRISTMAS. NOW FUCK OFF. (^Lambie^)
YES, ITS CHRISTMAS. NOW FUCK OFF.you more (Lambie)
YES, ITS CHRISTMAS. NOW FUCK OFF. (Lambie)
YES, ITS CHRISTMAS. NOW FUCK OFF/ Aber.ac.uk Dead! Grinch Suspected! (Mr_Scod)
*** _spectre (spectre@thinkgeek.demon.co.uk) has joined channel #queer (parpicus)
[Surfr] Father Christmas MY ARSE (^Woodsta^)
#aber SURFRS ARSE IN FATHER CHRISTMAS SHOCKING REVELATION *SHOCKER* (spectre)
WoodstaReview of Christmas: 30 QUID AND A FUCKING JUMPER THAT DOESNT FIT (Hypnos)
We sadly aknowledge that Woodsta passed during his parental festive feast. We mourn his passing (^Surfr^)
I failed (Surfr)
#aber [Ducki] hypnos wait till you see my present [Ducki] its a wench (spectre)
[^Woodsta^] my arse is pert (parpicus)
[burt] grr i want graham norton (^Woodsta^)
#aber [burt] grr i want grahan norton (spectre)
#aber [burt] grr i want graham norton (spectre)
[burt] grr i want graham norton (^Woodsta^)
[XmasStuii] im not paying �60 a month to strain and grunt (Lambie)
#aber [Moggz] i did lamb when i was 17 (spectre)
#ABER BITTERNESS BOXING DAY SALE! ENRAGE NOW! (^Stuii^)
STEPS DEAD: ^STUII^ TO GO SELF-EMPLOYED (parpicus1)
STEPS DEAD: ^STUII^ TO GO SELF-EMPLOYEDfestive (Lambie)
STEPS DEAD: ^STUII^ TO GO SELF-EMPLOYED (Lambie)
SIR HUMPHREY APPLETON DEAD (Lambie)
[spectre] Im on irc (Hypnos)
[spectre] I didnt get wanked *shocker*. (^Stuii^)
JUSTICE (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] spectre already has [spectre] dont we all :) [alexi] i could be your pimp! (Ferret)
[stuii] my arse really hurts [burt] _no_comment (Ferret)
[WetFish] the loose women might have gone now (^Stuii^)
TOP TALKER STATISTICS HAVE BEEN �RESET� (^Stuii^)
[burt] will you two stop beating each other off (^Stuii^)
#aber [Lambie] syndromes are subject to all entries (spectre)
#aber [^Woodsta^] STAY PUFF MAN (spectre)
[^Woodsta^] STAY PUFF MAN [spectre] I mated (^Woodsta^)
#aber [Lambie] ill measure it for you (spectre)
#aber SPECTRE IN WOODSTA DISPLEASING BADGER GROOMING FRENZY *SHOCKER* (spectre)
BLESS THE M4 (^Stuii^)
WHEN IRCOPS GO BAD (Lambie)
[JimBob] elta: do it! [eltawater] jimbob, hold on (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] elta: do it! [eltawater] jimbob, hold on [Owf] thats me fucked then (Ricey)
[JimBob] oi, where is my one inch (Owf)
VIRGIN DROPS MARIAH CAREY, CHECKS INTO CLINIC, UNTIL THE NEXT TERRORIST ATTACK APPEAL (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I FUCK BRUCE (^Woodsta^)
UNACCEPTABLE (^Stuii^)
* ^Woodsta^ plans to felch (^Stuii^)
INDIAN PRIME MINISTER PLEDGES TO WIPE OUT PAKISTAN [headling may be truncated causing context to be changed] (^Stuii^)
INDIAN PRIME MINISTER PLEDGES TO WIPE OUT PAKISTAN [headline may be truncated causing context to be changed] (^Stuii^)
PARPICUS, WE SUMMON YOU TO THE CHANNEL (eltawater)
Channel congratulates Ashley and Rosy on the birth of their 8lb 6oz Baby Girl born midnight last night. (Surfr)
MILE END LEE DEAD (^Stuii^)
THIS CHANNEL HAS BEEN SOLD TO THE BEING OF INCONCEIVABLE HORROR (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I quit Beavers (^Stuii^)
[Nelson] i like bent camp things (parpicus)
SPECTRE CONFIRMED TO BE HOPELESSLY NAIIVE (fraggsta)
NOBODY CARES (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] nowt wrong with noisy, sweaty homos (^Stuii^)
Potentially Cambrian Hotel, Alexandra Road SY23 1LG 150031122001 --] 013001012002 (JimBob)
#aber [burt] almost half filled this slapper tonight (spectre)
#aber [burt] almost half filled this slapper tonight [Lambie] erk my trousers have fallen off (^Stuii^)
#aber [burt] almost half filled this slapper tonight [Lambie] erk my trousers have fallen off [JimBob] Stuii we will pay the fricking two quid just to get your ass (spectre)
* Lambie prepares Feek for mounting (Photon_)
�#aber - the why work it out when you can ask us? channel� (Catalyst)
STUII BOOKS HOTEL IN ABER. LAMBIE SIGHS, AND GETS OUT HIS WALLET (^Stuii^)

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