Topics from 2002

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These are all the channel topics from 2002, from start to finish.

�#aber Annual Reports 2001� - �http://www.aber.org.uk/?jsec=/toys/reports/� (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] ive got a big pile (^peanut^)
�#aber Annual Reports 2001� - �http://www.aber.org.uk/?jsec=/toys/reports/� (^Stuii^)
*^Stuii^* I expect Ill be in the cambrian at about 8.00 pm innit (JimBob)
Stuii SitRep Oxford --] Wolverhampton NOW (JimBob)
(^Stuii^^)
The previous topic was the result of massive failure (ciaran)
So, it starts (funcan)
A man could get arrested, WARN THE PET SHOP BOYS (^Stuii^)
A man could get (eltawater)
A man could get arrested, WARN THE PET SHOP BOYS. George Michael smirks quietly. (eltawater)
Stuii not a cunt in real life, reports spectre. Let the smirking begin. (^Stuii^)
Stuii not a cunt in real life, reports spectre. Let the smirking begin. spectre really is quite fetching in a dress, Id bang him, reports ^Stuii^ (quotes may not be accurate) (eltawater)
Spectre wasnt wearing a dress last night, reports Stuii (^Stuii^)
Dont want a cat, SAY THE PET SHOP BOYS (^Stuii^)
FERRET MOCKED BY OWN MOTHER, WORLD SMIRKS (spectre)
Stuii not a cunt in real life, reports spectre. (^Stuii^)
* Moggz eyes up owfs huge one (Owf)
* Moggz eyes up owfs huge one [burt] I touched the bone (parpicus)
[ferret] spectre is really queer. in a 1920s kind of way (parpicus)
My spacebardidnt survive the beer, brags Dutch visitor after visiting #aber (parpicus)
My spacebardidnt survive the beer, brags Dutch chap after visiting #aber (parpicus)
[fraggsta] Ive got wood (spectre)
[Lambie] spectre are you coming (spectre)
[SuperDuck] Bidds is in full flow (Gulp)
[sp0d] Errr! That ones a bird. [sp0d] Hmmmm. Nice front. (Gulp)
[sp0d] Errr! That ones a bird. [sp0d] Hmmmm. Nice front. [sp0d] Im an idle cunt (specFilm)
[JimBob] there was no way I could touch her because her big cunt was wet [JimBob] mind you, got two drinks from it (parpicus)
the previous topic was too grim to contemplate (SuperDuck)
[JimBob] there was no way I could touch her because her big cunt was wet [JimBob] mind you, got two drinks from it (parpicus)
NSYNC TO APPEAR IN STAR WARS 2. SHARES IN LUCASFILM PLUMMET. WORLD UNSHOCKED. (^Stuii^)
JimBob is right behind Stuii (Gulp)
* eppa likes big releases (^Stuii^)
[eppa] WHY CANT I COME? (SuperDuck)
[eppa] WHY CANT I COME IN MEN YET? (parpicus)
[eppa] my cunt doesnt smell, surely? (parpicus)
[eppa] my cunt doesnt smell, surely? [eppa] hm, vagina mess (parpicus)
[eppa] my cunt doesnt smell, surely? [SuperDuck] pus eaten out already (parpicus)
[eppa] my cunt doesnt smell, surely? [SuperDuck] pus eaten out already [SuperDuck] slime sap (parpicus)
[eppa] my cunt doesnt smell, surely? [SuperDuck] pus eaten out already * SuperDuck could suggest a few new things to try (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] tell Hypnos to drop his (SuperDuck)
[JimBob] tell Hypnos to drop his [Hypnos] im dropping (SuperDuck)
� JimBob/#aber is now on top of Stuii (spectre)
* JimBob is now on top of Stuii (spectre)
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* JimBob is now on top of Stuii (spectre)
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Jimbob sor tit (spectre)
[Lambie] ill play with it later (^Stuii^)
[spectre] HE CANT TAKE THE STRAIN (fraggsta)
[spectre] HE CANT TAKE THE STRAIN [ferret] Make sure I can bloody come this time (eltawater)
[ferret] Make sure I come this time (spectre)
Welcomme to ze channel dutscheski. pantzen offsken (ferret)
Welkom bis kanal deustch. Wesleys vill be tied mit piano vire. Wir haben vays of making sie talk. (Owf)
[Jim] aye, Im really into orientals (^Stuii^)
Welcome to the early morning SpectreMusicReview [tm] (spectre)
DISC DEAD (^Stuii^)
FIVE DIE (^Stuii^)
FIVE DIE, FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN (Gulp)
FIVE DIE IN TRAGEDY, FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN (Gulp)
FIVE DIE IN TRAGEDY, FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN, 911 CALLED (^Stuii^)
FIVE DIE IN BACKSTREET TRAGEDY, FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN, 911 CALLED AND NSYNC (^Stuii^)
[Hypnos] i fuck sheep anyway (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I shall require your cute ickle bum (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I shall require your cute ickle bum [SuperDuck] a splendid top (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] Hypnos: come and rub me (Gulp)
ON NOW: Visit 911review.co.uk, 999review.co.uk or 112review.co.uk (Gulp)
[parpicus] Photon - I want that muff (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] Photon - I want that muff [Photon] sounds foul, especially considering I dislike pee (^Stuii^)
*Photon munches peanuts muff [parpicus] Photon - I want that muff [Photon] sounds foul, especially considering I dislike pee (parpicus)
* Photon munches peanuts muff [parpicus] Photon - I want that muff [Photon] sounds foul, especially considering I dislike peanut (^Stuii^)
* Photon munches peanuts muff [parpicus] Photon - I want that muff * ^peanut^ has another groin (parpicus)
* Photon munches peanuts muff [parpicus] Photon - I want that muff * ^peanut^ has the runs (Photon)
* feekery/#aber is filled by lambie (fraggsta)
* feekery is filled by lambie (spectre)
REALONE SNOOPS ON YOUR PHONE CALLS, claims fraggsta (eltawater)
REALONE SNOOPS ON YOUR PHONE CALLS, claims fraggsta (claim unsubstantiated at this time), but [fraggsta] IT MIGHT (eltawater)
[Owf] PEOPLE WILL TALK REVEALS OWF, ON IRC SERVER (fraggsta)
The previous topic was a failure. (Woodstar)
[fraggsta] I keep getting men for PENIs (parpicus)
[spectre] i was attempting to get lambie to come (^Stuii^)
[spectre] i was attempting to get lambie to come [eltawater] give that boy a bone (spectre)
[spectre] i was attempting to get lambie to come [eltawater] give that boy a bone [Ferret] Spectre. are you panting [Ferret] Are you wet? (spectre)
[^Woodsta^] FUCKYOU [Catalyst] Will it fit? (fraggsta)
[fraggsta] mount them and use them [Catalyst] Will it fit? (ferret)
[^Woodsta^] FUCKYOU [Catalyst] Will it fit? [JimBob] ease it in (fraggsta)
[^Woodsta^] FUCKYOU [Catalyst] Will it fit? [JimBob] ease it in [Ricey] FINALLY, IM IN (Catalyst)
http://www.woodsta.com/gfx/index.php?basedir=.%2Faberny2002 (Woodstar)
PHOTON PHONE BURT (Owf)
http://www.woodsta.com/gfx/index.php?basedir=.%2Faberny2002 (Woodstar)
[Mr_Scod] *moan* [Ricey] its gone up (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] *moan* [Ricey] its gone up [^Stuii^]I hope the fudge is packed in well (Mr_Scod)
Health of Chancellors baby deteriorates, as Labour spin doctors get back to work after Xmas break. *shocker*. (^Stuii^)
�http://www.takeawayreview.co.uk/� - please see Help section to report bugs, do NOT report them on #aber (^Stuii^)
* fraggsta messes (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] kernel panic my ass (fraggsta)
Health of Chancellors baby deteriorates, as Labour spin doctors get back to work after Xmas break. *shocker*. (^Stuii^)
Health of Chancellors baby deteriorates, as Labour spin doctors get back to work after Xmas break. *shocker*. (Lambie)
[^peanut^] i want cock (JimBob)
[^peanut^] i want cocks (JimBob)
[^peanut^] i want cocks [M_Caine] well Ill get it tomorrow then (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] its all over the floor (_)
[spectre] Lambie - did you fist? (^Stuii^)
SPANKY_J MUST SPEAK (fraggsta)
[JimBob] nice and juicy but hard (^Stuii^)
[spectre] ferret - do you have meet? (fraggsta)
[Owf] with jimbob on the channel [Owf] they still come (eltawater)
[JimBob] wanna peep at mine for another view [JimBob] erk (eltawater)
[Surfr] its open enough (fraggsta)
On Now: Perving Session with Woodsta and Spectre (spectre)
[spectre] im in the mood for batty (JimBob)
[Kimbo] ooook (spectre)
[spectre] im in the mood for batty (JimBob)
[spectre] im in the mood for batty [spectre] i could go for a bugger (ferret)
[spectre] !!!!!!1 (Woodstar)
[JimBob] another twat to do (Woodstar)
[JimBob] another twat to do [humble] im coming (Woodstar)
the previous topics was baaaaaaaad (Saarlax)
NORTH AMERICA, DEAD. (spectre)
*sp0d doesnt go for girls (Gulp)
[Mr_Scod] GULPING DOWN SPECTRES CUM) (spectre)
[Mr_Scod] GULPING DOWN SPECTRES CUM (spectre)
Papa Roach Dead! Broken Home Arrested *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[parpicus] NO SAGGING ON SPECTRE [TM] (Mr_Scod)
http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/latest.jpg (^Stuii^)
BRACE FOR SURFR (^Stuii^)
[sp0d] Why doesnt Jimbob come? (eltawater)
SPECTRE GETS BLUE FOLDERED, AS PREDICTED BY ALL OF US, MONTHS AGO (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Consumer Advice hour... HALFORDS - Shite for bikes... CURRYS - very gay for a new pda... (Gulp)
[sp0d] Gulp they broke yours too didnt they? (^Stuii^)
[sp0d] Gulp they broke yours too didnt they? [Gulp] they renched off my shaft, yes (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Sp0d plays with multimap and tells us all where we live... (Gulp)
[^Stuii^] sometimes it spreads accross the whole road (Gulp)
The Gulp and Sp0d show plumps to new depths of sadness. Channel smirks (eltawater)
Delia teaches France to suck, REPORTS BEEB (^Stuii^)
THATS NOTHING (parpicus)
BROWN JR DEAD (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] do a little dance [eltawater] bend over [^Woodsta^] mmm (fraggsta)
[^Woodsta^] do a little dance [eltawater] bend over [^Woodsta^] mmm [gnomie] yummy (Ricey)
[^Woodsta^] do a little dance [eltawater] bend over [^Woodsta^] mmm [^Woodsta^] I just licked dans arse [gnomie] yummy [^Woodsta^] its in a skirt too (eltawater)
[^Woodsta^] do a little dance [eltawater] bend over [^Woodsta^] mmm [^Woodsta^] I just licked dans arse [gnomie] yummy [^Woodsta^] its in a skirt too [fraggsta] hurrah (eltawater)
The previous topic died peacfully in its sleep. (^Woodsta^)
The previous topic died peacefully in its sleep. (^Woodsta^)
fmt1:*PW_LOCKED*:11502:11502:FRANCIS MORTON TYERS, dils (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Pipe testing (Woodstar)
http://www.woodsta.com/gfx/meet/meet%201%20-%20dave2.jpg (Woodstar)
[spect0r] no point in forcing it if it doesnt fit (Mr_Scod)
SPECTRE HAS ENTERED GENERAL PERKINS COURTROOM (^Stuii^)
LATEST: Spectre found not guilty all charges dropped. (Gulp)
LATEST: Spectre found not guilty all charges dropped. #aber horrified! (Mr_Scod)
[humble] i shall try and go down (Mr_Scod)
[humble] i shall try and go down [DiscoDeev] Beat me (Mr_Scod)
[humble] i shall try and go down [Mr_Scod] SPECTRE...RELIEVE YOURSELF (SuperDuck)
[humble] i shall try and go down [humble] could someone check me [Mr_Scod] SPECTRE...RELIEVE YOURSELF (Mr_Scod)
* DiscoDeev pops a 12 inch (^Stuii^)
* DiscoDeev pops a 12 inch * DiscoDeev returns with a packet (^Stuii^)
* DiscoDeev pops a 12 inch * DiscoDeev returns with a packet [Mr_Scod] for anal play (parpicus)
�http://www.takeawayreview.co.uk/� - please see Help section to report bugs, do NOT report them on #aber (^Stuii^)
DEEV GETS NEW COFFEE TABLE. PARP MOVES TO HULL. (^Stuii^)
[Owf] i remember them getting buggered about 3 years ago (^Stuii^)
[Owf] i remember getting buggered about 3 years ago [Owf] bots all over the place (^Stuii^)
[Owf] i remember when i came out (Gulp)
[Owf] i remember when i came out [Owf] worryingly the first snog I can remember is by cliff richard (Gulp)
topic to www.queeruk.info - www.queeruk.lame ([15:35])
* Twpsyn opens pants to find them all gone brown (parpicus)
�MASS #ABER JOIN - IRCNET/#queer� (StuiiWAR)
topic to www.queeruk.info - THIS CHANNEL IS FULL OF CUNTS ([15:53])
[Owf] i remember when i came out [Owf] worryingly the first snog I can remember is by cliff richard (^Stuii^)
Ready Steady Ook, with Eltawater and Woodsta (eltawater)
[sp0d] hot lusty body STUII (parpicus)
* humble licks fingers [humble] and sucks (JimBob)
[sp0d] hmm. If I change sex I become phylis (parpicus)
Yes. Stuii hates you. (^Stuii^)
This is an English channel for English people (and Welsh, American, Scots...) (JimBob)
Nostalgia, it aint what it used to be. (sp0d)
�ON NOW:� The Anger Hour. �ON NEXT:� Bile and Bitterness [rpt.] (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] what size does he want ? [Surfr] medium or large ? [Lambie] he has it large (^Stuii^)
The last topic expired. (sp0d)
sp0d had humble (sp0d)
[sp0d] me and func were all over each other (JimBob)
bah! (sp0d)
[sp0d] me and func were all over each other (JimBob)
bah! (sp0d)
sp0d had humble (sp0d)
ITS 8.00. THE CHANNEL IS �OPEN� (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] ACTUALLY ILL BE UP YOUR END [spectre] i can sleep on alexi (SuperDuck)
[JimBob] not much choice in Aber, but they fulfil my needs (eppa)
[Jimbob] not much cunt for my needs (SuperDuck)
ON NOW: The time, the !place (Gulp)
Photon_ s hand hovers over the small underside of Gulp (eltawater)
Jon Lee, Feeder Drummer - DEAD *Trueshocker* (eltawater)
CAPTION COMPETITION: http://users.aber.ac.uk/ddr1/images/bosshog-vs-random-70s-character.jpg (Gulp)
[Mr_Scod] I must tug my horn (SuperDuck)
On Now: Lyrics Hour (spectre)
SHUT UP CONOR (Mr_Scod)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/dictionary/display.php?entry=Transparent+Stats+Manipulation (JimBob)
ON NOW: This is a fishy plaice (Gulp)
[^Woodsta^] I shall produce some hardcore (sp0d)
[^Woodsta^] I produce hardcore come (parpicus)
[Gulp] jimbob - its all slippery (JimBob)
Gulp wants an average length [Gulp] jimbob - its all slippery (SuperDuck)
Gulp wants an average length [Gulp] jimbob - its all slippery [Gulp] mmm, come (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] Hypnos I need you to take me. Come dammit (Gulp)
Jon Lee, of Feeder fame, found dead in his Miami home. For more infor see: http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0200wales/page.cfm?objectid=11526054&method=full (sp0d)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (^Woodsta^)
READYAIMFIYAH (spectre)
GUNNISHMENT (^Woodsta^)
* Hypnos is away: MAKING CUSTARD (spectre)
* Hypnos is away: MAKING CUSTARD || [JimBob] mmm BRUCE LEE (spectre)
* Hypnos is away: MAKING CUSTARD || [JimBob] mmm BRUCE LEE [Hypnos] now the custard-making will commence (spectre)
[lambie] moggz was satisfied, which takes a lot (ferret)
[^peanut^] that took 6 attempts *huff* [^peanut^] I have a sore bum (spectre)
[^peanut^] that took 6 attempts *huff* [^peanut^] I have a sore bum (Lambie)
Woodsta in purse ownership shock revelation (^peanut^)
[^peanut^] Im not wearing a skirt [^peanut^] you want a furry minge (parpicus)
* feekery works his hom (parpicus)
THE YEAR IS 1982. THANK YOU FOR TAKING PART IN OUR POSSIBLE FUTURE PROGRAMME. ON NEXT: WAR IN THE FALKLANDS, WITH MAGGIE (^Stuii^)
BRING BACK THATCHER. REFUSE CRUISE. NO TRIDENT. AND OTHER 80S POLITICAL SLOGANS. (^Stuii^)
GOVERNMENT IS NOT THE SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM, GOVERNMENT �IS� THE PROBLEM. (spectre)
[spectre] youll have to mount yourself (Lambie)
[JimBob] the plan has something to do with being laid (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] the plan has something to do with being laid || Ferret is now known as Bored [Bored] My botty hurts (spectre)
[funcan] raff: Aye, I was a bit sore this morninig too (^Stuii^)
[humble] thanks for a very good nite funck [funcan] raff: Aye, I was a bit sore this morninig too (JimBob)
[funcan] raff: Aye, I was a bit sore this morninig too [humble] thanks for a very good fuck (^Stuii^)
[humble] thanks for a very good fuck (parpicus)
[funcan] raff: Aye, I was a bit sore this morninig too [humble] thanks for a very good fuck (^Stuii^)
[humble] thanks for a very good fuck [funcan] raff: Aye, I was a bit sore this morning (spectre)
[funcan] raff: Aye, I was a bit sore this morninig too [humble] thanks for a very good fuck (^Stuii^)
[funcan] raff: Aye, I was a bit sore this morning [humble] thanks for a very good fuck (spectre)
[Saarlax] sange has pubic lice (^Stuii^)
[Saarlax] sange has pubic lice [Sange] its raw fuck (parpicus)
[Moggz] bollox im naked (JimBob)
[Moggz] bollox im naked [spectre] just fucking (JimBob)
[Moggz] bollox im naked [spectre] just fucking [humble] mmm buttocks [JimBob] mmm (parpicus)
[Moggz] bollox im naked [Moggz] I have pissed in my kitchen (parpicus)
[Moggz] bollox im naked [Moggz] I have pissed in my kitchen [Moggz] thru a fat wet filter (parpicus)
[Moggz] I have pissed in my kitchen [Moggz] thru a fat wet filter [spectre] she has three holes (parpicus)
Parpicus has broken NLA rules with the previous topic. (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] its been LOST DOWN THE CRACK OF DOOM (spectre)
[SuperDuck] I HAVE SHINY BREASTS (Mr_Scod)
[SuperDuck] I HAVE A SHINY BREAST (SuperDuck)
CAPTION COMPETITION: FABULOUS PRIZES NOT TO BE WON (SuperDuck)
SPECTRE STILL UNABLE TO OPEN DOOR *STUPIDITY* (Mr_Scod)
Mr_scod, under the thumb. Discuss (SuperDuck)
[Mr_Scod] Get my sauce superduck [Mr_Scod] you suck (Owf)
[Mr_Scod] Get my sauce superduck [Mr_Scod] you suck [Mr_Scod] i demand arse (Owf)
[Mr_Scod] i demand akas arse (SuperDuck)
[sp0d] I lightly soil my knickers (parpicus)
On Now: Spectre Banfest On Next: Spectre Banned Till 2025 (Mr_Scod)
[sp0d] I lightly soil my knickers [sp0d] it did not dissuade Gulp (parpicus)
[Hypnos] my cable hasnt dropped for months (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] I have a 36 rod (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] I have a 36 rod * humble downs gulp (JimBob)
[Hypnos] scod cums in my hot hole (parpicus)
Jimbob Has A Small Penis Claims Humble *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
[Hypnos] hot precum action (parpicus)
[Hypnos] hot precum action [Hypnos] im just so wet (parpicus)
PAV MUM DEAD (^Woodsta^)
[Mr_Scod] i never really asked how it tasted (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] i never really asked how it tasted [^Woodsta^] nothing wrong with the taste of spunk (Mr_Scod)
[Mr_Scod] i never really asked how it tasted [^Woodsta^] nothing wrong with the taste of spunk [Mr_Scod] this is a good snog actually (^Stuii^)
* eppa feels better after a huge male (^Stuii^)
BRACE FOR DEEV (^Stuii^)
BRACE FOR OWF (^Stuii^)
BRACE FOR LAMBIE (^Stuii^)
CJ BOLLAND DEAD (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: LOG HIGHLIGHTS FROM FUCKING YEARS AGO (Lambie)
[Surfr] want to group ? (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] want to group ? [Lambie] i went through about 20 soldiers earlier (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Channel In-breeding. ON TWENTY YEARS LATER: Spawn of Aberites carry the torch, while the old codgers mutter on about how ITS NOT LIKE THE OLD DAYS (eltawater)
ON NOW: Channel In-breeding. ON TWENTY YEARS LATER: Spawn of Aberites carry the torch, while the old codgers mutter on about how ITS NOT LIKE THE OLD DAYS. Spectre still unable to be served in pubs *unshocker* (eltawater)
LONDON GRILL. EAT IT, AND SHUT UP. (^Stuii^)
* Serp prepares for his first time (^Stuii^)
* Serp prepares for his first time *hard on* (eltawater)
BLACK! ALL BLACK! (Lambie) ()
CINEMA: Saturday 19th Jan LOTR, if anyone in aber wants to go... (Gulp)
It Was All Gulps Fault.... It Always Is Innit (Mr_Scod)
Grr. (SuperDuck)
[Gulp] i am your pet (sp0d)
ON NOW: Sp0d reaches an all time lame rock bottom ON NEXT: Sp0d and Scod get it on (Gulp)
[Gulp] i am your pet [Mr_Scod] aww pet (sp0d)
CINEMA: Saturday 19th Jan LOTR, if anyone in aber wants to go... (Gulp)
[Mr_Scod] that would be a painful entry (Gulp)
[Mr_Scod] that would be a painful entry [sp0d] i boned satan (Gulp)
[Mr_Scod] that would be a painful entry [sp0d] Mr_scod boned satan (Gulp)
[Mr_Scod] that would be a painful entry [sp0d] Mr_Scod boned satan (Gulp)
[eppa] Ive got a vibrating crack (SuperDuck)
[eppa] Ive got a vibrating crack [eppa] everyone thinks Im wierd (Gulp)
[eppa] Ive got a vibrating crack [|kitten|] quite large too (SuperDuck)
[eppa] Ive got a vibrating crack [eppa] everyone thinks Im wierd [|kitten|] quite large too (sp0d)
[eppa] Ive got a vibrating crack [eppa] everyone thinks Im wierd (Gulp)
[eppa] Ive got a vibrating crack [eppa] everyone thinks Im wierd [|kitten|] quite large too (sp0d)
[eppa] Ive got a vibrating crack [|kitten|] quite large too (SuperDuck)
[Owf] its perfectly acceptable to shoot off on your granny (Gulp)
[Owf] its perfectly acceptable to shoot off on your granny [sp0d] I am meant to stop you doing that. (Gulp)
[Owf] I hate it when I end up kissing fags (parpicus)
[Owf] I hate it when I end up kissing fags [Owf] they all want it (parpicus)
[Owf] I hate it when I end up kissing fags [Owf] they all want it [Mr_Scod] AND ITS HARD (Lambie)
[JimBob] i came and went [JimBob] she was on though (Gulp)
BRACE FOR KITTEN (^Stuii^)
MILE END LEE DEAD (^Stuii^)
[eppa] It could do with being shorter (^Stuii^)
THE SUBJECT IS CURRENTLY WILLIES (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Battle of the sexes MEN v Washing up, er, i mean WOMEN (Gulp)
[eltawater] europeans knock their whores in the summer [JimBob] my cock is still flipped (Gulp)
[Moggz] i have a very large flange (parpicus)
[|kitten|] i cover my minge with creamy semen, then sit in turds (parpicus)
[|kitten|] i cover my minge with creamy semen, then sit in turds [^peanut^] I refuse to be drawn (Ricey)
[|kitten|] i cover my minge with creamy semen, then sit in turds * ^peanut^ pimps her ass (parpicus)
[|kitten|] i cover my minge with creamy semen, then sit in turds [^Stuii^] prove that your cunt isnt crunchy (parpicus)
[|kitten|] i cover my minge with creamy semen, then sit in turds [^Stuii^] prove that your cunt isnt crunchy [DiscoDeev] WOULD YOU ACCOMPANY ME INTO MY ORIFICE PLEASE (Ricey)
[|kitten|] i cover my minge with creamy semen, then sit in turds [^Stuii^] prove that your cunt isnt crunchy [peanut] I appear to have a trim quim (parpicus)
THREE HOURS UNTIL THE UNBANNING OF SPECTRE. �ALARM�. (^Stuii^)
[tombs] am off to knob spod (parpicus)
ON NOW: Lambies TV Heckling. ON NEXT: Woodstas Teebs Rage. ON TOMMOROW: Spectre gets unbanned (^Stuii^)
[Serp] intelligent types, obiously (fraggsta)
* ^Lambie^ drops another load of cream (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] lambie i grant you this huge massive mantool (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] lambie i grant you this huge massive mantool [^Lambie^] thatll do me fine (parpicus)
[Photon] I smear my bulge and sup the ass-batter. (parpicus)
the previous topic was a complete failure (parpicus)
parpicus outed as being hay *shocker* (Owf)
ON NOW: Drunken Shennanigans with the post-alcoholic-nuttahs. SCMs smirk quietly and quietly mutter something about having done all that years ago (eltawater)
[Owf] I buggered about 5 onion rings to get where I am (parpicus)
[Owf] I buggered about 5 onion rings to get where I am [Owf] I took shit for each crap-arse penis (parpicus)
[Owf] I buggered about 5 onion rings to get where I am [Owf] I took shit for each crap-arse penis [Owf] l like to taste the cum on that anus (parpicus)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/dictionary/display.php?entry=Gunnishment (^Woodsta^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/dictionary/display.php?entry=FeekPost (^Stuii^)
THERE COULD BE SHAMEFUL EXPOSURE OF FEMALE BITS HERE TOO (^Stuii^)
[spectre] Lambie gets stuck into moggz slot (parpicus)
[spectre] Lambie gets stuck into moggz slot [Lambie] spectre its pink and tight (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] and we all know about stuiis crack [^Stuii^] its a little rough around the edges (^Stuii^)
Bugger! Dyns Back With The Geek Talk (Scod_Away)
last topic was crap (funcan)
The last topic was boring as well as crap. (Catalyst)
Natty Announces Forthcoming Sprog *TRUESHOCKER* (Ferret)
SON OF #ABER PROPHECY FULFILLED *TRUESHOCKER* (^Lambie^)
#aber The previous topic was DynNews [tm] (Surfr)
ON NOW: Specs Grammar Hour ON NEXT: Specs Holiday Show (Gulp)
[Gulp] JIMBOB [Gulp] have a good weekend porking? [^Woodsta^] why is my dog whining and howling (Gulp)
�ON NOW:� Morbid will fascination �ON NEXT�: Fluffy Bunny Hour (Gulp)
On Now - Mr_Scod Starts Studying On At 3:35 - Mr_Scod Starts To Fail His Exam (Mr_Scod)
[^Woodsta^] damn that stuii keeping me up till 3am (Gulp)
GUESS THE WEIGHT OF WOODSTA AND WIN SOMETHING (Gulp)
�ON NOW:� the winner of the guess the weight of Woodsta is sp0d �ON NEXT:� the woodsta workout video... (Gulp)
�ON NOW:� Guess the weight of Woodsta �ON NEXT:� the woodsta workout video... (Mr_Scod)
[^Stuii^] scods entries go on forever (eltawater)
[^Stuii^] scods entries go on forever [eppa] I will submit (^Stuii^)
* eppa s trouble getting laid explained: (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] ill come on whores down the pub tonight (parpicus)
[Surfr] funcan is making uncomfortable movements but hes grabbed my mansteak! (parpicus)
Are you perhaps considering the same tactical course of action as myself ONeil, says Tealc, tilting and smirking (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] I shall attempt to lactate (parpicus)
[Moggz] my weakness is hoes (^Woodsta^)
NATIONAL THOOP DAY (Lambie)
[sausages] im a rent boy when i come :) (Gulp)
[sausages] got loads of fucking over xmas (SuperDuck)
[sausages] got loads of fucking over xmas [Hypnos] does it get very hot? (SuperDuck)
WAXIN TAXIN, NO RELAXIN demands silly man on early 90s house CD (^Stuii^)
sp0d palms Gulp (SuperDuck)
[^Stuii^] Im perfectly comfortable with my cunt (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] Im perfectly comfortable with my cunt [DiscoDeev] The labia may be damaged (parpicus)
WHERE IN THE WORLD? FUCK �OFF� PC WORLD! (Gulp)
�ON NOW:� The Gardwell Court Case �ON NEXT:� Stuiis Busking at the Underground... (Gulp)
ON NOW: The Gardwell Court Case ON NEXT: Stuiis Busking at the Underground...bwahaha (Lambie)
ON NOW: The Gardwell Court Case ON NEXT: Stuiis Busking at the Underground... (Lambie)
ON NOW: Stuii bends over for [g]radwell ON NEXT: Welcome AberNet, Sponsored and Wholly 0wn3d by [g]radwelldotcom, for all your internet needs (eltawater)
ON NOW: Gradwell... the end of an error. (Gulp)
[G]RADWELL TAKES ON #ABER. WORLD SMIRKS. (Lambie)
[G]RADWELL TAKES ON #ABER [JimBob] has he _ever_ come? WORLD SMIRKS. (Gulp)
[Jimbob] has he _ever_ come? [^Stuii^] theres no way hell come (Gulp)
[Jimbob] has he _ever_ come? [^Stuii^] theres no way hell come [Hypnos] he wont come here anyway (^Stuii^)
[Jimbob] has he _ever_ come? [^Stuii^] theres no way hell come [Hypnos] he wont come here anyway [JimBobWAR] use the anal :) (Gulp)
60 SECONDS UNTIL THE DESTRUCTION OF #ABER (^Stuii^)
40 SECONDS UNTIL THE DESTRUCTION OF #ABER (Gulp)
SELF DESTRUCT ABORTED DUE TO LACK OF MASTERS *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
GRAD_WELL: A MYSTERY WAITING TO BE SOLVED (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: GRAD_WELL: A MYSTERY WAITING TO BE SOLVED! ON NEXT: SAARLAX TAKES OVER THE WORLD (Surfr)
WAXIN TAXIN, NO RELAXIN demands silly man on early 90s house CD (^Stuii^)
sorry (Gulp)
NO ONE SAY ANYTHING... EVER... OR ILL HAVE YOU SHOT... (Gulp)
^Stuii^ wonders if he handled gradwell properly (eltawater)
This is a new topic. (^Stuii^)
[Gulp] im the biggest cunt on the channel (parpicus)
[Gulp] im the biggest cunt on the channel [sp0d] aye [^Stuii] he gets paid [SuperDuck] oh dear (sp0d)
Only Cheap Topics are Allowed on #Aber (No change �THERE� then...) (Gulp)
[Gulp] im the biggest cunt on the channel [sp0d] aye [^Stuii] he gets paid [SuperDuck] oh dear (sp0d)
Only Cheap Topics are Allowed on #Aber (No change �THERE� then...) (Gulp)
[Gulp] im the biggest cunt on the channel [sp0d] aye [^Stuii] he gets paid [SuperDuck] oh dear (sp0d)
The blackness descends on Aber. Some SCMs will return when there is no threat of sunlight. (sp0d)
you are right... the topic was changed before we went home (Gulp)
[^Woodsta^] I came across his mashed potato (Gulp)
[Surfr] sexy bastard hard semen (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] I came across his mashed potato [Surfr] sexy bastard hard semen (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I came across his mashed potato [Surfr] sexy bastard hard semen *SuperDuck gets wet (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] I have noticed that I am servicing over 500,000 sore arses (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] I have noticed that I am servicing over 500,000 sore arses [^Stuii^] Lambies is quite possibly the tightest (parpicus)
[sp0d_bird] JimBob is a sex master (parpicus)
[sp0d_bird] Lambie: my cunt is fluffy (parpicus)
[sp0d_bird] Lambie: my cunt is fluffy [sp0d_bird] minging too (parpicus)
* |kitten| discovers a nice side (^Stuii^)
* |kitten| prepares to tempt her vagina (parpicus)
The Previous Topic Has Been Transferred to #abersinbin (JimBob)
#abersinbin has been scheduled for dissolution (^Stuii^)
#abersinbin has been acused of defamation (Surfr)
Surfr has been accused of spelling errors (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] using a worm on my cock was totally unneccecary (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] using a worm on my cock was totally unneccecary [Surfr_] fragg heh I used to wake Woodsta up with that (^Stuii^)
* feek is going to chow down on some loins (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] is anyone looking at the stream now? Im working it smoothly (^Stuii^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/dictionary/display.php?entry=Coal (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Oxtail Soup Pricewatch. ON NEXT: Parpicus Topic Bloomers part VIII (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I was shown Steps arse [^Stuii^] I smirked a bit before coming (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] I was shown Steps arse [^Stuii^] I smirked a bit before coming [Serp] dont tell my mum that (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] I engaged in pork, and meat, and arse (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] My balls will withstand lots of shredding (parpicus)
the previous topic was a NLA failure (parpicus)
Welcome To Honest Eltas Harware Bazaar (Lambie)
Welcome To Honest Eltas Hardware Bazaar (Lambie)
GROTBAGS DEAD (DiscoDeev)
[Surfr] wipe your groin on my face (parpicus1)
[Surfr_] wipe your groin on my face [Surfr_] yeh go on wipe it (parpicus1)
[Surfr_] wipe your groin on my face [Surfr_] yeh go on wipe it [Serp] LICK IT SUCK IT (parpicus1)
�ON NOW: �lets play � with �BitchX (Gulp)
�ON NOW:� Lets �play� �with� BitchX (fraggsta)
[Gulp] SUPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCK *WANK* (eltawater)
The Previous Topic was a �long� way off NLA (Gulp)
[SuperDuck] parp can cum on a fake gay pig (Gulp)
[sp0d] the cock is tickling Gulp (Gulp)
ADAM ANT HELD UNDER MENTAL HEATH ACT *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Owf] scod that isnt all that hard (Mr_Scod)
Anything you say may be defamatory and you may be required to submit a formal apology. Your home is at risk if you do not worship gard_well.com (^Stuii^)
[spectre] I PULL BOYS (^Stuii^)
[spectre] I PULL BOYS [Gulp] I PUMP OWF (parpicus)
[spectre] I PULL BOYS [Gulp] I PUMP OWF [Gulp] I CUM ON JIMBOB (parpicus)
[sp0d] I am luring 7yr old girls into my flat and touching them (^Stuii^)
[sp0d] I take Stuiis anus (Gulp)
10 mins. Impressive for a Gulp topic. (sp0d)
sp0d: 10mins. Impressive for Gulp. (Gulp)
[^Stuii^] �PARP�, SHOOT YOUR LOAD UP MY ARSE (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] havent had rolag (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] some fellow is leeching my Gonads (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] some fellow is leeching my bladder (eltawater)
[JimBob] not sure if _Im_ likely to get it (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] i should shave my nuts (parpicus)
[Surfr] i should shave my nuts [Surfr] I think there are about 5 interested parties now (parpicus)
[Surfr] i should shave my nuts [Surfr] I think there are about 5 interested parties now [Surfr] theyre turned on and wanking (parpicus)
[Surfr] i should shave my nuts * ciaran smears marmite on nuts (parpicus)
[Surfr] i should shave my nuts * ciaran smears marmite on nuts [JimBob] mmmmm beefy bulge (parpicus)
[Surfr] I bugger fermit [Surfr] with gusto (parpicus)
[Surfr] I bugger fermit [Surfr] with gusto [Surfr] ferret just watches (parpicus)
ADAM ANT SECTIONED UNDER MENTAL HEALTH ACT (^Woodsta^)
[fraggsta] oozing anus with creamy cunt (parpicus)
[fraggsta] oozing anus with creamy cunt (Lambie)
New from the Internet Corporation! Internet 2! Sign up NOW! (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Lambie Ping Timeouts. ON NEXT: Lambie Vents Furious Rage. ON AFTER: Lambie Signs Up to AOL (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] become a poof instead, life is a lot more straight (JimBob)
[^Stuii^] become a poof instead, life is a lot more straight [Owf] I seem to be on Stuii far too often (JimBob)
Removed due to exrreme lamery (JimBob)
[Spanky_J(andrew_mas@modem-555.hottie.dialup.pol.co.uk) Its hard! (fraggsta)
#aber Jimbob Has Failed. Inform The Men. (Lambie)
[humble] I MASTURBATE - MY FINGER WILL MAKE ME CUM (parpicus)
I do believe that the vultures are circling (Surfr_)
[JimBob] specify email addy for me to not send it to you [JimBob] kiss [JimBob] erk WHATS THIS THEN JIMBOB (ferret_)
The previous topic had some NLA issues (JimBob)
The previous topic setter has issues... (funcan)
[JimBob] specify email addy for me to not send it to you [JimBob] kiss [JimBob] erk YOU WON@T GET OUT OF IT THAT QUICK. EXPLAIN (ferret_)
[Surfr] my arse seems to have a complaint (JimBob)
[spectre] it was quicker for me to finish it for them that for them to do it themselves (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW:� Spec comes too early *UNSHOCKER �ON NEXT:� Please dont whip me mr sys admin with Gulp and FReTiM (Gulp)
�ON NOW:� Spec comes too early *UNSHOCKER* �ON NEXT:� Please dont whip me mr sys admin with Gulp and FReTiM (Gulp)
�ON NOW:� Spec comes too early *UNSHOCKER* �ON NEXT:� Please Dont Whip Me Mr. Sys Admin with Gulp and FReTiM (Gulp)
The previous topic was removed under US TWAT Sanctions (JimBob)
Jimbob removed under UK TWAT Sanctions (Ferret)
ON NOW: How do you like yours? (JimBob)
[eltawater] Woodsta : you were warned to expect longer than average (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] still at least my old semen is in the car (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] on my way home from work one night, I found two young lads comparing (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] *relief* (eltawater)
* eppa likes men (^Stuii^)
* eppa likes men [eppa] they ejaculate (parpicus)
* eppa likes men [eppa] they ejaculate [eppa] they come in my mouth and I like to be taken the wrong way (eltawater)
* eppa likes men [eppa] they ejaculate [eppa] they come in my mouth and I like to be taken the wrong way [eppa] Id have Gradstone (eltawater)
The previous topic had NLA issues (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] colleagues stare at my hooters (parpicus)
The previous topic had NLA issues (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] I remember my little vagina (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] I remember my little vagina [Owf] youre going to get a huge cunt one day (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] I remember my little vagina [SuperDuck] it dribbled (parpicus)
NLA failure (parpicus)
QUID QUID IN ATRIUM CIRCUMCISOR (^Stuii^)
�On now:� Eltas Big Book Of Etiquette. �On next:� Blushing. (parpicus)
[DiscoDeev] Coon (parpicus)
[DiscoDeev] Coon [DiscoDeev] nigger (parpicus)
[Lambie] ive been fighting a compulsion to try anal for years (parpicus)
[Lambie] ive been fighting a compulsion to try anal for years [sp0d] Ill take him (eltawater)
[Lambie] ive been fighting a compulsion to try anal for years [Lambie] I want rimming in aber (parpicus)
[Lambie] ive been fighting a compulsion to try anal for years [Lambie] I want rimming in aber [Lambie] in the bay toilets (parpicus)
[Lambie] ive been fighting a compulsion to try anal for years [Lambie] I want rimming in aber [Lambie] in the bay toilets [Lambie] I need anilingus (parpicus)
[Lambie] ive been fighting a compulsion to try anal for years [Lambie] I want rimming in aber [Lambie] in the bay toilets [Lambie] I need anilingus [sp0d] he loves it when we come together (eltawater)
[Lambie] ive been fighting a compulsion to try anal for years [Lambie] I want rimming in aber [Lambie] in the bay toilets [Lambie] I need anilingus [Lambie] with parp if needs be (parpicus)
�ON NOW:� Elementary Physics, with Woodsta. �ON NEXT�: Im all floaty declares Spectre. (^Woodsta^)
[JimBob] ream me up my arse gulp (SuperDuck)
[JimBob] ream me up my arse Gulp (SuperDuck)
Gulp in found to be genetically linked to Lambie *shocker* (JimBob)
ON IMMINENTLY: My First Browser Was Older And More Crap Than Your First Browser Pissing Contest (^Stuii^)
[gangrel] all we need to do now is wait for spectre to come (Gulp)
[gangrel] all we need to do now is wait for spectre to come [Surfr] this often occurs when the wrong objects are near each other (Gulp)
ON NOW: Grammar lessons with Gulp ON LATER: Fuck Off Gulp. (sp0d)
* sp0d wants to have a look (^Stuii^)
^Stuii^ arranges his end (Gulp)
*^Stuii^ arranges his end (Gulp)
* ^Stuii^ arranges his end (Gulp)
[JimBob] I wanted to but am not allowed as im too easy (Gulp)
GARD_WELL SUCKS COCKS IN HELL (^Stuii^)
[eppa] www.sensationzone.come (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] the secretary has been trying to get hold of me on my extension. (eppa)
�UPDATE:� LORD OF THE RINGS Meeting Saturday 6:00 at Widgets house. Anyone welcome to come along, sms for directions (Gulp)
�UPDATE� : LORD OF THE RINGS Meeting Saturday 6:00 at Widgets house. Anyone welcome to come along, sms for directions. Shoes optional. (eppa)
Course we do! Its not all work work work!, EXCLAIMS THICK AS PIGSHIT BANK CASHIER (^Stuii^)
http://www.drparsons.fsnet.co.uk/georg.html (DiscoDeev)
[DiscoDeev] More buggery (^Stuii^)
�H� DiscoDeev (pubic lice and all) has joined channel #aber (parpicus)
� DiscoDeev (pubic lice and all) has joined channel #aber (parpicus)
[Lambie] its incredibly big [^peanut^] too big (fraggsta)
[Lambie] its incredibly big [^peanut^] too big [^peanut^] the largest one ever [^peanut^] pink tip (parpicus1)
SOMEBODY HAS GOT TO BUY STUIIS CAR. BUY IT BETWEEN YOU IF NECESSARY. (^Stuii^)
* fraggsta sits with 5 boys on his lap (parpicus)
[Lambie] SEE HOW THEY TURN THE MASTER ON (fraggsta)
[^Stuii^] SAUSAGES, I NEED HOT ANAL (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] SAUSAGES, I NEED HOT ANAL LOVING (parpicus)
SECRET SQUIRREL DEAD (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] Ive got to rent a tranny tomorrow (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] FUCK YOUR LOOSE SHITTY CRACK STUII (parpicus)
GNARL. (Hypnos)
[^Stuii^] all Ive ever wanted to do is eat out old women. (parpicus)
The Bitterness is stong within us today. (^Stuii^)
[tombs] did i say i was off for a wank the last time i was on here? [tombs] thats better. was having keyboard problems (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] look at your mothers CUNT, suggests my father (parpicus)
[Lambie] i get hard [Lambie] thinking of stuii (parpicus)
[Lambie] i get hard [Lambie] thinking of stuii [Lambie] stuii alas my arse is aroused (parpicus)
[Lambie] i get hard [Lambie] thinking of stuii [Lambie] stuii alas my arse is aroused [Lambie] stuii dive in (parpicus)
[Lambie] someone tell feek to report to my office (JimBob)
The year is 1982. Thank you for playing Future-Tron virtual reality simulator. Your ghastly trousers and ties are hanging up in the cloakroom and your Allegro has been brought round. Thankyou for playing. (^Stuii^)
On Now: Panic Revision Season Starts On Next: All The Compscis Desperately Beg To Get Banned (Lambie)
TOP CAT DEAD (^Stuii^)
* |kitten| fluffed mr argos (fraggsta)
SOMEBODY FUCKING BUY STUIIS CAR, AND FUCKING BUY IT NOW. (^Stuii^)
[Ducki] gripping exercise, squeezing a penis in your hand (parpicus)
[Ducki] gripping exercise, squeezing a penis in your hand [^Woodsta^] surfr mount a sheep (Ricey)
[^Woodsta^] surfr mount a sheep [parpicus] I just popped in there (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] surfr mount a sheep [parpicus] I just popped in there * JimBob offers a sausage (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] surfr mount a sheep [parpicus] I just popped in there * JimBob offers a sausage [Moggz] god sucks (JimBob)
[liloleme] it just pops up [humble] eek (ferret_)
[sp0d] bloody hard screw though. (Gulp)
We. Dont. Care. (SuperDuck)
FUCK OFF. We dont care! (sp0d)
We. Dont. Care. About. Anything. (SuperDuck)
�ON NOW:� CARING �ON NEXT:� FUCK OFF. WE DONT. ABOUT ANYTHING. SO FUCK OFF. (Gulp)
NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT GEORGE HARRISON DEAL. (^Stuii^)
Your name isnt Stan is it? ENQUIRE THE PET SHOP BOYS (^Stuii^)
spectre ingests peanut (Shrink)
[Ferret] Totally blagged free entry there (Hypnos)
[Ferret] Totally blagged free entry there [sp0d] Did he let you in just to get rid of you? (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Maths with Jimbob. ON LATER: Corrections by ^Stuii^ (sp0d)
Where is my man? ASKS EARTHA KIT (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I have 4 inches of penis (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] I have 4 inches of penis [liloleme] bugger me then (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] I have 4 inches of penis [liloleme] bugger me then [Surfr_] *MASSIVE* cum here (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr_] *MASSIVE* cum here * liloleme clings to jism (parpicus)
Dyn thinks this sort of behaviour is immature. (^Woodsta^)
Jimbob in realising exams are actually easy if you revise *SHOCKER* (Gulp)
[Surfr] I have to Anal Des tomorow (ciaran)
[Surfr] I have Des to Anal tomorow (sp0d)
verb to anal, [�ay nal�] see buggery and Sp0ds past times (Gulp)
[^Woodsta^] people get blown in caravans you know (eppa)
[liloleme] hope you dont mind my lesbianism (parpicus)
[liloleme] hope you dont mind my lesbianism [liloleme] but minge is the be all and end all (parpicus)
[Jimbob] I am a randy porn star. ph33r my rubber gimp suit (Ferret)
ON NOW: How to prime a victim for stalking with Jimbob (sp0d)
The previous topic had no basis for being factual (JimBob)
The Previous Topic Was Crap (Moggz)
The previous topic was grammatically incorrect. (^Stuii^)
The Previous Topic Was Really Crap (Moggz)
So it this one. (sp0d)
The previous topic was also grammatically incorrect. (^Stuii^)
So is this one. *even* (sp0d)
All previous topics have been superceded by this one. (^Woodsta^)
TOP CAT DEAD (^Stuii^)
Please Can We Hire a Hitman To Bump Sp0d Off ?? (Moggz)
HONG KONG PHOOEY DEAD (^Stuii^)
Sp0d Soon To Be Dead (Moggz)
[Serp] I need a big one [Serp] penis penis penis (JimBob)
ON NOW: Stuii hates me ON LATER: Stuii hates everyone (DiscoDeev)
ON NOW: Stuii hates me ON NEXT: Stuii hates everyone ON LATER: Everyone hates me (DiscoDeev)
Fraggsta in Fat Pipe Loving gay confession. Everyone Stunned. Somewhere a smirk is heard (Ferret)
ON NOW: Collective Headbanging, with Surfr, Ferret and Serp (eltawater)
ON NOW: Collective Headbanging, with Surfr, Ferret and Serp ON LATER: A solution is found, the people rejoice (eltawater)
ON NOW: Religious fundamentalism, with Owf and Photon ON LATER: INCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOMINNNGG (eltawater)
ON NOW: MUDWatch. With ^Woodsta^ and Photon. ON NEXT: Exams. With panicking and smirking. (Photon)
On now: workout world - with SuperDuck and Kat. On next: lets go to the chippy (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] I have some embarrassing vids but its a good variation to stop me from getting bored (JimBob)
�ON NOW:� Caption competition http://www.woodsta.com/gfx/meet/07210016.jpg �ON NEXT:� Sp0d finishes tarting with the slide scanning whench (Gulp)
Lets all hold hands and be happy together (JimBob)
MUNTING SINGER BIRD WOT DONE FEVER DEAD (^Woodsta^)
* ^Woodsta^ fingers spectre (eltawater)
FALCO DEAD (parpicus)
* ^Woodsta^ probes Stuii (Owf)
80S DEAD (^Woodsta^)
[Mr_Scod] *cum in pants* [spectre] Mr_Scod cor (^Woodsta^)
[Mr_Scod] *cum in pants* [spectre] Mr_Scod cor [Mr_Scod] cumming in pants (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] *cum in pants* [spectre] Mr_Scod cor [Mr_Scod] cumming in pants [spectre] erk (^Woodsta^)
* eppa munches on a gorgeous muff (^Stuii^)
^Stuii^ beats parpicus (^Woodsta^)
[parpicus] Were at it like bastards most nights (eppa)
[Surfr] there isnt much you can do to avoid a brutal dildo attack (parpicus)
[Surfr] there isnt much you can do to avoid a brutal dildo attack [Surfr] unless you pull it out and cry (parpicus)
WAR (WoodstaWAR)
WAR DECLARED ON PAKISTAN. NEWS MAY BE EXAGGERATED. (StuiiWAR)
* Surfr prepares for a MAJOR session tonight (StuiiWAR)
* Surfr prepares for a MAJOR session tonight [JimBob] Ive accepted, just want to get it over with now (StuiiWAR)
* Surfr prepares for a MAJOR session tonight [JimBob] Ive accepted, just want to get it over with now [JimBob] Gulp: i admit i take men (StuiiWAR)
[Surfr] burt better not caress his legs next to me (WARpicus)
BAAAYBBEEE DEAD (parpicus)
the previous topic may have caused offence (parpicus)
*Signoff: |kitten| (FYM: minge blood) (parpicus)
HYPNOS ACCUSED OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS ABUSE. LIBERALS TO WRING HANDS AND SIMPER. CIARAN TO BITCH ABOUT USE OF WORD LIBERALS. STUII TO SCOFF. (StuiiWAR)
[Lorenzo] JimBob: ye - stop fingering me (StuiiWAR)
[Jimbob] gulpporn again (Ferret)
All previous topics have been superceded by this one. (StuiiWAR)
[eppaPEACE] I might have a quick monkey [eppaPEACE] getting tight (Lambie)
[eppaPEACE] I might have a quick monkey [eppaPEACE] getting tight [Moggz] id make it fit, if i had the money (Lambie)
[Serp] I CANT EVEN KEEP IT UP (fraggsta)
[Serp] I CANT EVEN KEEP IT UP [fraggsta] I feel the huge pull (Lambie)
[Serp] I CANT EVEN KEEP IT UP [fraggsta] I feel the huge pull [fraggsta] YOU SUCKED LIKE A DERANGED VACCUUM CLEANER (Lambie)
[^Woodsta^] PUT THAT AWAY [Lambie] i may be some time (fraggsta)
[Serp] I CANT EVEN KEEP IT UP [fraggsta] I feel the huge pull [fraggsta] YOU SUCKED LIKE A DERANGED VACCUUM CLEANER (^Stuii^)
[Serp] I CANT EVEN KEEP IT UP [fraggsta] I feel the huge pull [fraggsta] YOU SUCKED LIKE A DERANGED VACCUUM CLEANER (Lambie)
stop that (fraggsta)
[Serp] I CANT EVEN KEEP IT UP [fraggsta] I feel the huge pull [fraggsta] YOU SUCKED LIKE A DERANGED VACCUUM CLEANER (^Stuii^)
gwan then JEER A TRIBE CALLED QUEST (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Hazy drunken recollections, with most of #aber. ON NEXT: Didnt I shag him/her/that? (fraggsta)
[^Woodsta^] lice heave in my pants (parpicus)
THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN ��HYAH��. THIS FAR. �NO FURTHER. (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] pop used to wonder why he were on #smellycock (Ricey)
[Ricey] woods thats about the size of it [^Stuii^] its right up your passage [Lambie] I need a black disabled poof (eltawater)
[Ricey] he took her up the himalaya (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] woods thats about the size of it [^Stuii^] its right up your passage [Lambie] I need a black disabled poof [Lambie] GIVE ME THAT FUCKING RIGHT NOW (eltawater)
[Ricey] woods thats about the size of it [^Stuii^] its right up your passage [Lambie] I need a black disabled poof [Lambie] GIVE ME THAT FUCKING RIGHT NOW [JimBob] I need something bigger (Lambie)
[JimBob] aye, the larger bit sounds unpleasant (^Stuii^)
feek:password@10.2.0.251 (^Stuii^)
* eppa strokes his beef (parpicus)
* eppa strokes his beef *eppa hasnt had cunt for days (parpicus)
* eppa strokes his beef *eppa hasnt had cunt for days [eppa] I mass-wank at work (parpicus)
* eppa strokes his beef *eppa hasnt had cunt for days [eppa] I have to find quim (parpicus)
[Ferret] I require penis (parpicus)
* ^Stuii^ has rigorous sex with girls (parpicus)
DESIREE DANIELS DEAD (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] and fuck cunts (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] and fuck cunts [parpicus] Was hoping to do Ricki Lake (eltawater)
[parpicus] and fuck cunts [parpicus] Was hoping to do something similar with Ricki Lake [parpicus] Will have to settle for Jennifer Aniston. (Gulp)
your name isnt Stan is it?, ASK THE PET SHOP BOYS (^Stuii^)
[eppa] let me eat muff (ciaran)
[eppa] eat my muff silly workmate (ciaran)
[eppa] ass a bit dodgy innit ? [eppa] cunt crack (^Stuii^)
[eppa] ass a bit dodgy innit ? [eppa] cunt crack [SuperDuck] assing minge (parpicus)
HUBBA HUBBA HOUR (SuperDuck)
HUBBA HUBBA hour (SuperDuck)
[^Stuii^] I think i discharge [JimBob] this is so Spectre (Gulp)
[|kitten|] Ive been shagging karen (^Stuii^)
[|kitten|] Ive been shagging karen [|kitten|] she wears skimpy pvc (^Stuii^)
[|kitten|] Ive been shagging karen [|kitten|] she wears skimpy pvc [eppa] pictures ? (^Stuii^)
[|kitten|] Ive been shagging karen [|kitten|] she wears skimpy pvc [|kitten|] karen is providing photos (^Stuii^)
[|kitten|] Ive been shagging karen and she may be coming [|kitten|] hmm dont know if i have (eltawater)
[|kitten|] http://users.aber.ac.uk/kep/picture_files/schoolnight/karensbottom.jpg [^Stuii^] thats tasty (Gulp)
[Gulp] ./msg liloleme so, you wanna cyber? [liloleme] .msg gulp NO *channel smirks* (eltawater)
[JimBob] they always come [JimBob] _always_ (Gulp)
[JimBob] hur a mini-blow of head to me [JimBob] they always come [JimBob] _always_ (Gulp)
[Lambie] ferret you fail because your uncontrollably spurt (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] I was looking for online twat (Shrink)
[Surfr] I was looking for online twat [Surfr] So I went to gradwell.net (eppa)
[Surfr] I was looking for online twat [Surfr] So I went to gradwell.net [AUTHORISED NLA VIOLATION] (Ferret)
The previous topic was denied (^Stuii^)
* feek will ditch his sister for 80 quid (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I could be [JimBob] MINGING (fraggsta)
* Lambie is now known as Parpicus bitch (probably) (fraggsta)
* Lambie is now known as Parpicus bitch (probably) [parpicus] take me (fraggsta)
[^Woodsta^] oof [^Woodsta^] very tight indeed * ^Woodsta^/#aber nearly ruptures (Hypnos)
NLA Failure (JimBob)
[Lambie] oi moggz [Lambie] awrite if i go down on (Hypnos)
[Lambie] oi moggz [Lambie] awrite if i go down on you? (Hypnos)
[^Woodsta^] I was more of a dog fister anyway (Hypnos)
[Lambie] my only hope is to munt moggz (parpicus)
[Lambie] my only hope is to munt moggz [Moggz] aye do it lambie (parpicus)
�On Now:� fraggsta picks the wrong party to crash. �On Later:� Oh, who cares. (Catalyst)
[Owf] I certainly like the idea of unwashed pubic residue (parpicus)
On Now: Were All Going To The Gym On Next: Noone Actually Goes (Lambie)
On Now: Were All Going (eltawater)
On Now: Were All Going To the Gym ON NEXT: No one actually goes, except elta at 7am in the morning before work (eltawater)
[fraggsleep] the police jumped on me 100 yards outside the carpark (eltawater)
[Surfr] Jim its in my bum (fraggsleep)
[Surfr] Jim its in my bum [^Woodsta^] in the tube? [ciaran] go hard (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] Jim its in my bum [^Woodsta^] in the tube? [ciaran] go hard [ciaran] unfortunately it is at the rim [ciaran] does blowing on it help? (eltawater)
FUCK OFF BBC AND YOUR INANE WORSHIP OF TEXT MESSAGES. �FUCK OFF� (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Woodstas daily news update (Gulp)
[^Woodsta^] 8 hours battery life is quite enough for me (Hypnos)
[^Woodsta^] 8 filthy quims (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] 8 hours battery life is enough for me [Moggz] argh the electric bill arrived [Hypnos] filth (Gulp)
�ON NOW:� Anne Summers �v� Cadbury (Gulp)
[Gulp] my hot sperm is dribbling (parpicus)
[Gulp] my hot sperm is dribbling [Gulp] parp - you get lots (parpicus)
[Gulp] my hot sperm is dribbling [Gulp] my arse is gushing too (parpicus)
[Gulp] my hot sperm is dribbling [Gulp] my arse is gushing too [Gulp] HERE IT COMES... UNGH! (parpicus1)
[Gulp] my hot sperm is dribbling [Gulp] my arse is gushing too [Gulp] HERE IT COMES... UNGH! [Gulp] phew - wipe me (parpicus)
[spectre] you like knickers? [|kitten|] yeah but plain nuts are different [|kitten|] more savoury [spectre] nonsense (Gulp)
[burt] i rim stuii.... slowly (parpicus)
�FRANK DEAD (^Woodsta^)
�FRANK DEAD. UNTIL NEXT WEEK.� (Ricey)
[^Lambie^] but id rather grease up the old boy (fraggsta)
90 MINUTES UNTIL THE UNBANNING OF SP0D. REBANNING EXPECTED IN 100 MINUTES. (^Stuii^)
Freshers suspected of bitterness forging *shocker* (Surfr_)
[spectre] oooook (^Woodsta^)
[spectre] oooook [spectre] ooooooook (Ricey)
[^Woodsta^] I want a real fella (JimBob)
[^Woodsta^] I want a real fella [^Woodsta^] I have wandering fingers (JimBob)
[^Woodsta^] I want a real fella [^Woodsta^] I have wandering fingers * Surfr_ finishes whacking a few (JimBob)
[^Woodsta^] I want a real fella [^Woodsta^] I have wandering fingers * Surfr_ finishes whacking a few [eltawater] im coming off Stuiis box (Ricee)
[^Stuii^] I slept with at least one computer for 6 years (Owf)
[spectre] lambie was impressed by my level of service (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] sp0d - you came [eppa] how? [eppa] fantastic! (Gulp)
[SuperDuck] CUM ON ME TITS, CONOR (parpicus)
on now: Salon #aber (parpicus)
[Stuii] Chris helmet gets damp when I wear drag (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] Chris helmet gets damp when I wear drag (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] Chris helmet gets damp when I wear drag [sp0d] I dress up in a gimp suit for parpicus (parpicus)
[sp0d] parpicus touch me slowly (eltawater)
[sp0d] parpicus touch this bulge (parpicus)
[sp0d] parpicus touch this bulge [eppa] I got a feel (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] conors meat gets me wet (parpicus)
* parpicus and sparkE were talking yesterday about experiences of TV kids (eltawater)
[SuperDuck] My minge is for conor only (parpicus)
ON NOW: Parpicus asks Stuii out on a Date ON NEXT: rapid sweaty hole munting (eltawater)
ON NOW: Drum n bass frenzy, with your hosts Eppa and ^Woodsta^. (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Drum n bass frenzy, with your hosts Eppa and ^Woodsta^. Glowstick waving provided by Stuii. (Lambie)
[^Woodsta^] IVE BEEN BANGING ON THAT FOR YEARS (eltawater)
#aber http://www.humanclock.com/ #abers new addiction (Surfr_)
http://www.humanclock.com/ #abers new addiction (Surfr_)
�Quote for the day:� lots of Linux users are filthy pirates when they cant just get software for free. GNU and Linux were never excuses to leech everything (Catalyst)
http://www.humanclock.com/ #abers new addiction (Surfr_)
WE HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO (^Stuii^)
LETS TAKE THE PISS OUT OF THE GERMANS (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] my hard dick mucus builds up (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] my hard dick mucus builds up [^Woodsta^] great for lube (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] my hard dick mucus builds up [^Woodsta^] great for lube moggz (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] my hard dick mucus builds up [^Woodsta^] great for lube moggz [Moggz] go for it (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] my hard dick mucus builds up [^Woodsta^] great for lube moggz (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] my hard dick mucus builds up [^Woodsta^] great for lube moggz [^Woodsta^] can you handle the size (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] my hard dick mucus builds up [^Woodsta^] great for lube moggz [^Woodsta^] can you handle the size [Moggz] go for it, mark rattles in there (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] my hard dick mucus builds up [^Woodsta^] great for lube moggz [^Woodsta^] can you handle the size [Moggz] go for it, mark rattles in there [Moggz] or u can keep it there till he comes (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] my hard dick mucus builds up [^Woodsta^] great for lube moggz [^Woodsta^] can you handle the size [Moggz] go for it, mark rattles in there [Moggz] mind, he does have a great wanger (parpicus)
[DiscoDeev] All I know is that Scod wants me to pick him up in Manchester next Friday (^Stuii^)
Lambie attempts to insert an entire crunchy ball to his gob (funcan)
* Lambie attempts to insert an entire crunchy ball int his gob (spectre)
* Lambie attempts to insert an entire packet into his gob in one go (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] I bet theres about a kilo of semen in my crack (parpicus)
[DiscoDeev] I bet theres about a kilo of semen in my crack [DiscoDeev] Anus sealant (parpicus)
[DiscoDeev] I bet theres about a kilo of semen in my crack [DiscoDeev] Anus sealant [funcan] let me fist it out (parpicus)
[DiscoDeev] I bet theres about a kilo of semen in my crack [funcan] ILL SUCK IT ALL OUT (parpicus)
* Serp goes to fist female librarians (parpicus)
�ON NOW:� Library Stalking �ON LATER:� Bitterness (Ricey)
�ON NOW:� Library Stalking �IN BETWEEN�: fraggsta is firm with Spanky_J �ON LATER:� Bitterness (parpicus)
[Spanky_J] I love butt (fraggsta)
[catch] i`m probably dislexic :P so cunt it out ;] (^Stuii^)
[Spanky_J] i eat polished turds (parpicus)
[Spanky_J] i eat polished turds [SPanky_J] I ate turd today! (parpicus)
[Spanky_J] i eat polished turds [Spanky_J] I ate turd today! (parpicus)
[Spanky_J] i eat polished turds [Spanky_J] WOW, Fraggsta has left semen (parpicus)
* JimBob looks at old laminated pics of Burts mum (parpicus)
* JimBob looks at old laminated pics of Burts mum [JimBob] nice tits (parpicus)
* JimBob looks at old laminated pics of Burts mum [JimBob] nice tits [parpicus] Not hard enough it seems (^Woodsta^)
* JimBob looks at old laminated pics of Burts mum [JimBob] nice tits [parpicus] Not hard enough it seems [Surfr] I long to feel them (parpicus)
* JimBob looks at old laminated pics of Burts mum [JimBob] nice tits [parpicus] Not hard enough it seems [Surfr] I long to feel them * sp0d thinks theyre pretty (parpicus)
* JimBob looks at old laminated pics of Burts mum [JimBob] nice tits [parpicus] Not hard enough it seems [Surfr] I long to feel them * sp0d thinks theyre perty (^Stuii^)
* Surfr listens to kates bush (^Stuii^)
* fraggsta has left a sticky Mark [fraggsta] and no-one seems to remove it (^Stuii^)
* fraggsta has left a sticky Mark [fraggsta] and no-one seems to remove it [fraggsta] stop that fucking me, dad (JimBob)
* fraggsta has left a sticky Mark [fraggsta] and no-one seems to remove it [fraggsta] stop that fucking me, dad * ^Stuii^ loves fucking Malcolm (Lambie)
[burt] i need head (eltawater)
[funcan] I FUCK OWFS ARSE (parpicus)
[funcan] I FUCK OWFS ARSE [funcan] burt: Fancy it? (parpicus)
[funcan] I FUCK OWFS ARSE [funcan] burt: Fancy it? [burt] im into that (parpicus)
[funcan] I FUCK OWFS ARSE [funcan] burt: Fancy it? [burt] im into that [funcan] lemme slide it in (parpicus)
on now: Ferrets P|553D typing workshop (parpicus)
Ferrets Rats On His Keyboard Innit (Ferret)
[Ferret] SPANKY. YOU SEX ME UP. (parpicus)
[parpicus (Ferret)
[Ferret] SPANKY. YOU SEX ME UP (parpicus)
[parpicus] RAID ME SPANKY YOU HORNY BAYBE. FILL MY REAR WOMB WITH YOUR STICKY LOVE PISS (Ferret)
the previous topic wasnt desperately clever, was it now (parpicus)
THATCHER SUFFERS MINOR STROKE. HUSBAND DENIS JAILED FOR DEFILING NATIONAL ICON (Ferret)
THATCHER SUFFERS MINOR STROKE. HUSBAND DENIS JAILED FOR DEFILING NATIONAL ICONmebbe gulp (Ferret)
THATCHER SUFFERS MINOR STROKE. HUSBAND DENIS JAILED FOR DEFILING NATIONAL ICON (Ferret)
�ON NOW:� Ferrets Animal Magic. �ON NEXT�: [Ferret] sfasfihfhwegasdlg (^Woodsta^)
�ON NOW:� Ferrets Animal Magic. �ON NEXT�: [Ferret] sfasfihfhwegasdlg [JimBob] oh Ferret (^Woodsta^)
�ON NOW:� Ferrets Animal Magic. �ON NEXT�: [Ferret] sfasfihfhwegasdlg [JimBob] oh Ferret [JimBob] rent my arse (parpicus)
[JimBob] I like Welsh pre-teens [JimBob] 13 is the upper age limit [JimBob] I get orgasms (parpicus)
[JimBob] I like Welsh pre-teens [JimBob] 13 is the upper age limit [JimBob] they foam on my skin (parpicus)
ON NOW: aber residents claim aber is great, after a night in the totally empty Bay. ON NEXT: Oh, its raining again.. (fraggsta)
* fraggsta prostitutes himself (parpicus)
* fraggsta prostitutes himself * fraggsta is young and pert (parpicus)
* fraggsta prostitutes himself * fraggsta is young and pert [fraggsta] full service, top or bottom (parpicus)
* fraggsta prostitutes himself * fraggsta is young and pert [fraggsta] top or bottom (parpicus)
* fraggsta prostitutes himself * fraggsta is young and pert [fraggsta] plenty ejaculate (parpicus)
* fraggsta prostitutes himself * fraggsta is young and pert [fraggsta] NAKED [fraggsta] plenty ejaculate (^Lambie^)
[^peanut^] spectre, I demand your hot anus (parpicus)
[^peanut^] spectre, I demand your hot anus [^peanut^] Im prepared to cum on it (parpicus)
[^peanut^] spectre, I demand your hot anus [^peanut^] Im prepared to cum on it * ^peanut^ drains her pussy (parpicus)
[^peanut^] spectre, I demand your hot anus [^peanut^] Im prepared to cum on it * ^peanut^ drains her pussy [^peanut^] hot vag curd (parpicus)
Parpicus pick on someone else (^peanut^)
[^peanut^] spectre, I demand your hot anus [^peanut^] Im prepared to cum on it * ^peanut^ drains her pussy [^peanut^] hot vag curd (spectre)
[^peanut^] spectre, I demand your hot anus [^peanut^] Im prepared to cum on it * ^peanut^ drains her pussy [^peanut^] hot vag curd (parpicus)
[^peanut^] spectre, I demand your hot anus [^peanut^] Im prepared to cum on it * ^peanut^ drains her pussy [^peanut^] hot vag curd [^peanut^] frothy twat (parpicus)
[fraggsta] Lambie I have been sucked [Lambie] fraggsta it was inevitable (eltawater)
[fraggsta] Lambie I have been sucked [Lambie] fraggsta it was inevitable [fraggsta] Lambie made me do it (eltawater)
[fraggsta] Lambie I have been sucked [Lambie] fraggsta it was inevitable [fraggsta] Lambie made me do it [fraggsta] I keep waking up with it on my face (Ricey)
[fraggsta] Lambie I have been sucked [Lambie] fraggsta it was inevitable [fraggsta] Lambie made me do it [fraggsta] I keep waking up with it on my face [fraggsta] I still mount the arse (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I remember the barman offered to cum for us (^Stuii^)
[feekery] ill be getting fuck samples (eltawater)
[Gulp] ill be knacking owf all afternoon [Gulp] see his bulge... ;) (parpicus)
[JimBob] I need to contact this fresher from seafront to arrange some [JimBob] designed to build you up to TA entrance levels (Gulp)
ON NOW: Superduck has Spanish orgasms ON NEXT: Gulp gets the kleenex (JimBob)
ON NOW: Superduck has Spanish orgasms ON NEXT: SuperDuck leaves the army (parpicus)
* |kitten| likes the man press-ups (VirtualStuii)
�ON NOW:� #Aber training hour... (Gulp)
STUII DEAD? SOME PEOPLE SM0RK. OTHERS GET ON WITH THEIR WORK. (Gulp) ()
unacceptable (JimBob)
HERESEY DEAD (eltawater)
[Gulp] i have haggled with the lap dancer girl [Gulp] offered her 1.20 (eltawater)
NLA FAILURE (^Stuii^)
BRACE FOR PARP (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] bend over and arouse me (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] bend over and arouse me [fraggsta] I bet youd like to see me shoot a large load (parpicus)
BRITAIN GETS A BIT OF WIND AND RAIN. ENTIRE INFRASTRUCTURE SHUTS DOWN. (^Stuii^)
Cantaloupe, Leveller and Keeha all DEAD (Surfr_)
ON NOW: Discworld DEAD ON LATER: Discworld ALIVE on much later: Disc DEAD followed by: DISC ALIVE.. (fraggsta)
ON NOW: Discworld DEAD ON LATER: Discworld ALIVE on much later: Disc DEAD [rpt] followed by: DISC ALIVE [rpt].. (Photon)
[spectre] is there anywhere else i can flog? (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW:� Gulp and Sp0d Breakfast show. (Gulp)
http://www.snathe.f2s.com/snathenet/new_year.php (SuperDuck)
[JimBob] this is where I find out it doesnt fit (^Woodsta^)
[JimBob] this is where I find out it doesnt fit [^Stuii^] get a big strapping lad like woodsta to lift it (JimBob)
[JimBob] this is where I find out it doesnt fit [^Stuii^] get a big strapping lad like woodsta to lift it [^Stuii^] hammer my arse tube (^Woodsta^)
[JimBob] this is where I find out it doesnt fit [^Stuii^] get a big strapping lad like woodsta to lift it [^Stuii^] hammer my arse tube [parpicus] *peer through pussy* (^Woodsta^)
* ^Woodsta^ shall be pulling his dick out (^Stuii^)
[Woodsta] i fuck arse [^Stuii^] send all spunky pants to Gulp (Gulp)
* [^Woodsta^] shoves his 1 up owfs arse [^Stuii^] thats nothing (eltawater)
NEIL TENANT DEMANDS DOG. A CHEWAWA. WHEN HE GETS BACK TO HIS SMALL FLAT HE WANTS TO HEAR SOMEBODY BARK. OH, HE CAN GET LONELY. (^Stuii^)
BRACE FOR DEEV (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] HES GOING CREAMY * ^Stuii^ hunts for a man that doesnt suck [Serp] DOESNT suck jimbob (eltawater)
[Jimbob] I yank it hard (eppa)
[Lambie] STOP GIVING ME HEAD, DISC CREATOR (fraggsta)
[Fermit] about 8 inches [sp0d] Would need 2 and a piece of glass... (funcan)
[Lambie] I tend to cum in small globules (parpicus)
[JimBob] oi parp why are not wanking Stuii? (Lambie)
[Lambie] I tend to cum in small globules (parpicus)
[fraggsta] I was trying to inseminate a homo (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] i have left a dildo inside (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] i have left a dildo inside [SuperDuck] wrench it out? (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] i have left a dildo inside [SuperDuck] wrench it out? [SuperDuck] a good tug is what I need (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] i have left a dildo inside [SuperDuck] wrench it out? [SuperDuck] a hefty yank will do the trick (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] i have left a dildo inside [Hypnos] I put it up there [SuperDuck] a hefty yank will do the trick (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] i have left a dildo inside [Hypnos] I put it up there [SuperDuck] a hefty yank will do the trick [Hypnos] its a grim looking cunt (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] i have left a dildo inside [Hypnos] I put it up there [SuperDuck] a hefty yank will do the trick [Hypnos] its a grim looking cunt [SuperDuck] yes I do have warts (parpicus)
the previous topic was defamatory (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] i have left a dildo inside [Hypnos] I put it up there [SuperDuck] a hefty yank will do the trick [Hypnos] its a grim looking cunt [SuperDuck] yes I do have warts (spectre)
the previous topic was defamatory (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] i have left a dildo inside [Hypnos] I put it up there [SuperDuck] a hefty yank will do the trick [Hypnos] its a grim looking cunt [SuperDuck] yes I do have warts (parpicus)
the previous topic was defamatory (SuperDuck)
DOUBLE defamation (Hypnos)
[SuperDuck] i have left a dildo inside [Hypnos] I put it up there [SuperDuck] a hefty yank will do the trick [Hypnos] its a grim looking cunt [SuperDuck] yes I do have warts (spectre)
[SuperDuck] i have left a dildo inside [Hypnos] I put it up there [SuperDuck] a hefty yank will do the trick [Hypnos] its a grim looking cunt [SuperDuck] yes I do have warts (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] i have left a dildo inside [Hypnos] I put it up there [SuperDuck] a hefty yank will do the trick [Hypnos] its a grim looking cunt [SuperDuck] yes I do have warts [Hypnos] YOUR PUSSY IS SHIT (parpicus)
�on now: �spectre makes a joke. �on in twenty minutes:� Gulp gets it (parpicus)
The Previous Topic Was InAccurate. Gulp would �never� get it... (Gulp)
The Previous Topic Was Not Accurate. Gulp would �never� get it... (Gulp)
* Owf chews a bit of fanny batter (parpicus)
* Owf chews a bit of fanny batter [Gulp] pain in the arse it is (spectre)
* Owf chews a bit of fanny batter [Gulp] THE CRUST (parpicus)
* Owf chews a bit of fanny batter [SuperDuck] thats my minge (parpicus)
gentle lunch hour (SuperDuck)
welcome to #aberDYKE (parpicus)
[parpicus] keep me out of the crack (Owf)
[Owf] parpicus, nuzzle my arse [parpicus] keep me out of the crack (parpicus)
[Owf] parpicus, nuzzle my arse [parpicus] keep me out of the crack [Owf] Ill try, but its bloody huge (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] The cock oozes white stuff (eltawater)
[SuperDuck] The cock oozes white stuff * Surfr_ works on his blunt (Photon_)
[SuperDuck] The cock oozes white stuff * Surfr_ works on his blunt [Gulp] Get busy with the man (eppa)
[SuperDuck] The cock oozes (SuperDuck)
[eppa] I fuck arses (SuperDuck)
The previous topic represented a massive Superduck failure (^Stuii^)
(Photon)
ON NOW: Superduck failure. ON NEXT: Keeha DEAD [rpt]. (Photon)
[StuiiWAR] I have a woman (JimBob)
[StuiiWAR] I have a woman now (JimBob)
STUII TO DIE HORRIBLY (Moggz)
PARP SPILLS SOFT DRINKS OVER MAC KEYBOARD. ANGER AND BITTERNESS CAUSE PARP MANSIONS TO CRUMBLE. (StuiiWAR)
topic to ^Stuii^ goes to Borth *shocker* (588555)
to [Dannii] Ive got the normal banana conditions (***)
topic to Jimbob in tempted by Stuiis warm bed *shocker* (386019)
[JimBob] page 239 has some good positions (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] page 238 has some good positions [SuperDuck] the sheer excitement [SuperDuck] I need some very badly [SuperDuck] ive got a quick 11 seconds (eltawater)
[JimBob] page 238 has some good positions [SuperDuck] the sheer excitement [SuperDuck] I need some very badly [Mr_Scod] ive got a quick 11 seconds (eltawater)
[JimBob] page 238 has some good positions [SuperDuck] the sheer excitement [SuperDuck] I need some very badly [Mr_Scod] ive got a quick 11 seconds [eppa] I cant feel mine (eltawater)
http://users.aber.ac.uk/kps0/cjp/ (Gulp)
[Ricey] Banging my arse (eppa)
#aber the previous topic was a dreadful failure, and will never be mentioned again (Lambie)
* Serp goes to wank [Gulp] filthy habbit. (Gulp)
* Serp goes to wank [Gulp] filthy habbit. [Serp] never (Gulp)
* Serp goes to wank [Gulp] filthy habit. [Serp] never (Gulp)
* Serp goes to wank [Serp] Owf youve fucked havent you? (Gulp)
* Serp goes to wank [Serp] Owf youve fucked me havent you? (^Stuii^)
* Serp goes to wank [Serp] Owf youve fucked me havent you? [Mr_Scod] that was good (Gulp)
Serp goes to wank [Serp] Owf youve fucked me havent you? [Mr_Scod] that was good [Gulp] right... more wanking (eppa)
ON NOW: Mr_Scod suffers light-induced pengelly syndrome. ON NEXT: Tight scots put 50p in the meter ON LATER: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS (eltawater)
[Owf] i hope you wiped properly after earlier [Hypnos] fuck in mud [Mr_Scod] aye (Gulp)
On now: Intricacies of car sex. On next: JimBob goes motor shopping (SuperDuck)
* feek stares at the huge crack (^Stuii^)
[Serp] Come then Gulp! Grrr! (Gulp)
ON NOW: I CANT QUITE BRING MYSELF TO SET THE TOPIC, WITH SP0D AND GULP. GUEST STARRING SERP. (fraggsta)
ON LATER: ��THE POWER�� - with the channel Ops (fraggsta)
[sp0d] I miss the ability to work my balls (ferret)
aye (Lambie)
[parpicus] tight military ass [Owf] slip it in (fraggsta)
[Stuii] Lambie, your wang is big [Stuii] longest Ive ever seen (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] Lambie, your wang is big [^Stuii^] longest Ive ever seen (parpicus)
count the drunken fuckheads (Surfr)
count the drunken fuckheads, then divide by two (Ricey)
[Fermit] white blokes are small [Surfr] Fermit: you wanna try mine *grin* (parpicus)
[Fermit] white blokes are small [Surfr] Fermit: you wanna try mine *grin* * Fermit has a youthful arse (parpicus)
[Fermit] white blokes are small [Surfr] Fermit: you wanna try mine *grin* * Fermit has a youthful arse [Fermit] be gentle (parpicus)
#aber mountainbike club assembles tomorrow for the first time (Surfr)
#aber aims to spend eve of Feb 14th in custody (Surfr)
on now: #aber aims to spend eve of Feb 14th in custody. on next: Surfr is asked to keep it down (parpicus)
[Ducki] I do miss those times when I got home to find my parents tied up and oiled (parpicus)
http://www.maplin.co.uk/upload/DS32.jpg (^Stuii^)
GENERAL FAILURE (HypnosLAG)
ON NOW: Weather Causes Packet Loss ON NEXT: Royal Mail Confused ON LATER: Everyone Sees What Ive Written (Gulp)
[Wyrm] you need something that really sucks crap hard (eppa)
[Wyrm] you need something that really sucks hard (eltawater)
[Wyrm] you need something that really sucks hard [Wyrm] the mans cum cleaner (eltawater)
[Wyrm] i was blown last night. (Owf)
[Wyrm] i was blown last night. * Wyrm keeps wanking (Owf)
ON NOW: The Myles show, with friends (eltawater)
ON NOW: The Myles show, with friends ON LATER: Myles hits a speeding Train. Train runs back to its mother (eltawater)
JANE BOLLOCKS DEAD (^Stuii^)
#aber in Hard Hitting Intellectual Debate *utter shocker* (^Lambie^)
#aber in Hard Hitting Intellectual Debate *utter shocker* ON NEXT: Thats Racist (^Stuii^)
[sp0d_bird] I would love to piss on you ;) (Gulp)
[sp0d_bird] I would love to piss on you ;) [sp0d] sp0d_bird will shower you... (Gulp)
LOOK AT THE STARS AND THE SEAS, SEE ITS REAL, IF YOU LOOK AT THE STARS THEN YOU KNOW YOURE A STARSHINE, SAYS PENNILESS HARDCORE HIPPAH (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] not the normal 50 minutes your impotent (Gulp_)
[^Stuii^] not the normal your impotent (Gulp)
�ON NOW:� Gulp shamed �ON NEXT:� Sp0d begs for ops (Gulp)
�ON NOW� Gulp Shamed (Repeat, with subtitles) (Gulp)
[^peanut^] me lips split [^peanut^] in the minge hole (parpicus)
LOOK AT THE STARS AND THE SEAS, SEE ITS REAL, IF YOU LOOK AT THE STARS THEN YOU KNOW YOURE A STARSHINE, SAYS PENNILESS HARDCORE HIPPAH (^Stuii^)
[Moggz] anyway, 6 dozen muffs filled with turd (^Stuii^)
London Grill: Eat it, and shut up. (^Stuii^)
We dont talk about the disc. (^Woodsta^)
[DiscoDeev] Stuii what are you banging? (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW:� #aber gets snippy. �ON LATER�: March. (^Woodsta^)
[feekery] FUCKING ACCEPT MY HARDWARE (eltawater)
On Now: Early Morning Bitterness On Next: Early Morning Bitterness (Student Edition) (Lambie)
�ON NOW:� THE JIMBOB BREAKUP IS CONFIRMED �ON NEXT:� The world mournes �ON LATER:� Sp0d smirks (Gulp)
�ON NOW:� THE JIMBOB BREAKUP IS CONFIRMED �ON NEXT:� The world mourns �ON LATER:� Sp0d *sm0rks* (Gulp)
[Gulp] the boss came in stuii [^Stuii^] so you claim (Gulp)
Gulp has been deemed unacceptable and has been moved down the food chain (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW:� THE JIMBOB BREAKUP IS CONFIRMED �ON NEXT:� The world mourns �ON LATER:� Sp0d *sm0rks* (Gulp)
ROBSTAR FOUND TO BE IN #MENG_SUPERIORITY WITHOUT GRACING #ABER WITH HIS OMNIPRESENCE *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Gulp] smelling eltas penis (parpicus)
[Gulp] smelling eltas penis * sp0d likes it with treacle on it (Gulp)
[Gulp] smelling eltas penis [Gulp] the full 9 (parpicus)
[Gulp] smelling eltas penis [Gulp] the full 9 [sp0d] Fermit will come [^Stuii^] see how quickly they come [parpicus] give me a golden shower (Gulp)
[^Stuii^] what we need to do is crowbar jimbobs arse and shoot cum up it (parpicus)
[Owf] im expecting my cunt to fall apart (parpicus)
^Stuii^ polishes his gorgeous pork (eppa)
er, horrifying NLA failure (^Stuii^)
^Stuii^ wishes that his penis was blown by idiots [eppa] fuck wanking [SuperDuck] aye I gave that up after the first time (Gulp)
^Stuii^ wishes that his penis was blown by idiots [eppa] fuck wanking [SuperDuck] aye I gave that up after the first time [Owf] i just offloaded jimbob (Gulp)
^Stuii^ wishes that his penis was blown by idiots [eppa] fuck wanking [SuperDuck] aye I gave that up after the first time [Owf] i just offloaded jimbob [JimBob] ah thats what I was doing 24/7 all weekend :) (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] I shall soon be renting out arse for rimming purposes (parpicus)
[Lambie] I shall soon be renting out arse for rimming purposes [Lambie] i bid �5 for Woodsta (parpicus)
* fraggstas been going at discodeevs arse for 2 hours (parpicus)
#aber On Now: SILENCE On Next: Whose Rival Channel Is It Anyway? (Lambie)
[fraggsta] aaah [fraggsta] my housemate has come (eltawater)
#aber On Now: Good Morning! No It Fucking Well Isnt - with your hosts, Woodsta and Superduck (Lambie)
[feek] up my arse (JimBob)
[HypnosLAG] i dont know what will happen, but im sure the penis wont make it [feek] up my arse (Gulp)
[HypnosLAG] i dont know what will happen, but im sure the penis wont make it [feek] up my arse [eltawater] ERRECTING (Gulp)
[HypnosLAG] i dont know what will happen, but im sure the penis wont make it [feek] up my arse [eltawater] ERRECTING [HypnosLAG] and now? (Gulp)
[HypnosLAG] i dont know what will happen, but im sure the penis wont make it [feek] up my arse [eltawater] ERECTING [HypnosLAG] and now? (Gulp)
The previous topic was removed to stop Gulps shame (SuperDuck)
[feek] i spasm my cum around the hole (parpicus)
[feek] i spasm my cum around the hole [Gulp] FEEK... FIST ME (parpicus)
Bitterness levels at an all time low. (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] longest Ive ever lasted was 18 months (eltawater)
The previous topic was too embarrassing (SuperDuck)
[Superduck] longest I had was 18 (JimBob)
[Owf] see my cunt (SuperDuck)
[Woodwork] eppa ill come and blow you off your feet (eltawater)
[SuperDuck] MAKE ME COME [Owf] youre going to get SOAKED again [Owf] DRENCHED (eltawater)
[`natty] ive got a huge basket load (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] Im not buying it and *then* swapping for a larger one (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] April -] June. arse filling courses (^Stuii^)
[eppaADSL] my servant doesnt seem to want to pull me off (Ricey)
http://www.stuii.co.uk/photos/me/old/stuii18adam14.jpg (^Stuii^)
Those drunken students (SuperDuck)
* ciaran transfers a bit of money into the cunt (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] stuii blame your tool [Ricey] it cleared up after a visit to the doctor [ciaran] youre not tying it up or something (Gulp)
[Ricey] stuii blame your tool [Ricey] it cleared up after a visit to the doctor [ciaran] youre not tying it up or something [Ricey] i cum fast enough these days (Gulp)
ON NOW: Flash Bitterness. ON NEXT: Myles Beaten Up in Flash Rage. ON AFTER: Its Not Like The OId Days, this week: Netscape 1.0 (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] shoot 47 times into a donkey (eltawater)
ON NOW: Golden News: KING GEORGE DEAD (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] SLAM my arse (parpicus)
ON NOW: Fox munting and Farming Techniques ON NEXT: Feekery discusses advanced sowing techniques (eltawater)
ON NOW: Fox munting and Farming Techniques ON NEXT: Feekery discusses advanced sowing techniques, and then asks for urls of scsi modem cable terminator servers (^Stuii^)
SPECTRE FALLS DOWN TO 7TH PLACE IN TALKER STATS (^Stuii^)
^Stuii^ marginally fails to out-topic parpicus (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] I look at teenagers and say Id do you (Gulp)
BBC REPORT DEATH OF KING GEORGE 50 YEARS TOO LATE (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] child/jab (^Woodsta^)
[ciaran] hmm im tempted to flex off now (^Stuii^)
[ciaran] hmm im tempted to flex off now * ciaran is basically not getting any (^Stuii^)
[ciaran] hmm im tempted to flex off now * ciaran is basically not getting any [Surfr] I expect to become productive at about 8pm (^Stuii^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/?jsec=/toys/usenet/ (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] I cant find the sod [Surfr] fragg hold on [Surfr] frag I got through after a few tries (^Stuii^)
[Owf] I pay small boys to piss on me (parpicus)
[Owf] I pay small boys to piss on me [Owf] hot, golden piss (parpicus)
[Owf] I pay small boys to piss on me [Owf] hot, golden piss [Owf] parp, I want your piss too (parpicus)
[Owf] I pay small boys to piss on me [Owf] hot, golden piss [Owf] parp I want your piss too (parpicus)
Bitterness (SuperDuck)
#aber On Now: Fuck You Jimbob, with Everyone On Next: Jimbob Bitterness (solo performance) (Lambie)
On now: Welsh bashing. On Next: THATS RACIST. On After: Surfr gets up-shet (SuperDuck)
* Gulp sucs dic (eltawater)
if only dic were a word. (Gulp)
Bitterness. (SuperDuck)
�ON NOW:� Bitterness hour �ON LATER:� 101 ways to cook bile, with Jamie �fucking� Oliver (Gulp)
[sp0d] [ciaran] [SuperDuck] [Gulp] [SuperDuck] [ciaran] [Gulp] [sp0d] No thanks (Gulp)
�ON NOW:� This morning with Stuii and Superduck, in todays show Bra Sizes and the Female Mind... �ON LATER� JimBob and Gulp afternoon show. (Gulp)
[SuperDuck] it can be equally hard for women [^Stuii^] that wasnt what I was getting at (eltawater)
[SuperDuck] hmm i should have more women [SuperDuck] but they just get scared [^Stuii^] SuperDuck we need more of your milk (Gulp)
[SuperDuck] hmm i should have more women [SuperDuck] but they just get scared [SuperDuck] the reaction when a women comes is quite spectacular (Gulp)
[SuperDuck] hmm i should have more women [SuperDuck] but they just get scared [SuperDuck] the reaction when a women comes is quite spectacular [Woodwork] those gushes (Gulp)
[SuperDuck] hmm i should have more women [SuperDuck] but they just get scared [SuperDuck] the reaction when a women comes is quite spectacular [^Stuii^] SuperDuck its normally very rigid [ciaran] hell, not that deep (eltawater)
[SuperDuck] hmm i should have more women [SuperDuck] but they just get scared [SuperDuck] the reaction when a women comes is quite spectacular [^Stuii^] SuperDuck its normally very rigid [ciaran] hell, not that deep [Smage] i shaft mingers (Lambie)
ON NOW: Whos The Father: ON NEXT: Daily Pregnancy Update, with Natty (^Stuii^)
MAN DOES HIPPAH HIPPAH SHAKE. FERGAL SHARKEY DEAD. (^Stuii^)
On Now: Channel Noise Bitterness On Next: FUCKING TAKE IT TO #ABER(rand) (Lambie)
[^Woodsta^] big hands [^Woodsta^] use the finger * Surfr_/#aber ponders using the adjustable wrench [^Woodsta^] surfr lick your pot out (fraggsta)
[Dyn] how did the shit feel? * Dyn hasnt had a log for ages (Gulp)
[JimBob] whats the dress, do I have to come, do I have to pay? (Gulp)
[JimBob] random bints - I get them from Cadet HW [^Woodsta^] take a man jimbob [^Stuii^] aye (Gulp)
� 1982 Sinclair Research Ltd. (^Stuii^)
On Now: Hippah Hour On Next: Cooking Lentils In Hair Oil (Lambie)
On Now: Hippah Hour On Next: Cooking Lentils In Hair Oil, with eppa (Lambie)
the previous topic was past its sell by date (SuperDuck)
[eppa] maybe I could get cheap rent (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] Id rather have a dog than a woman (eltawater)
[Woodwork] Id rather have a dog than a woman [^Stuii^] Woodwork you will do me (DiscoDeev)
[Woodwork] Id rahter have a dog than a woman [^Stuii^] Woodwork you will do me [Woodwork] fuck me * Woodwork does stuii (eltawater)
[eppa] ugh, my Dad is really really fucking me (^Stuii^)
[eppa] ugh, my Dad is really really fucking me *eppa can smell shit (^Woodsta^)
�ON NOW:� Night of the Living Bile. �ON LATER�: The #Aber Chainsaw Massacre. (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] I have stuffed too much pork into my fresh white bap [eppa] my special sauce ran all down my fingers (Lambie)
[^Woodsta^] who wants to come round and fiddle with me (Ferret)
DYN ALERT (^Stuii^)
the previous topic was noted as a Lambie failure (Surfr_)
[eppa] I wcome and lick your ass (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I come and lick your ass (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I come and lick your ass [eppa] IM COMING, IM COMING (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] lambie you mean youve never seen a pup before? (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] lambie you mean youve never seen pup before? (^Stuii^)
PRINCESS MARGARET DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
yes, Im here, just not looking at the terminal constantly ! (eppa)
topic fuckup (eppa)
QUEENS SISTER DEAD, QUEEN MOTHER AILING. EMPEROR TONE STEEPLES FINGERS. (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] really hard [Hypnos] I expect blood (^Woodsta^)
Surfrs erk! hour (Surfr)
#aber �On Now:� Nostalgia Hour, with Dyn �On Next:� Its Not Like The Old Days (rpt) (Lambie)
[eppa] woodsta: 1on 1 first [eppa] its easier (eltawater)
[eppa] woodsta: 1 on 1 first [eppa] its easier (eltawater)
[JimBob] I was just shocked to be shown a good time (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Honest Eltas Hardware Bazaar (^Woodsta^)
[eltawater] I still havent worked out how to steady my fucking aim [eltawater] its just waving all over the place (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] I still havent worked out how to steady my fucking aim [eltawater] its just waving all over the place * ^Woodsta^ watches the filth (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] I still havent worked out how to steady my fucking aim [eltawater] its just waving all over the place * ^Woodsta^ watches the filth [^Woodsta^] stuii come round and do me (^Lambie^)
[^Stuii^] I cant stop fiddling with it (eltawater)
[^Stuii^] Woodwork you will be touching it all day now [^Stuii^] I cant stop fiddling with it (Photon)
[^Stuii^] Woodwork you will be touching it all day now [^Stuii^] I cant stop fiddling with it [SuperDuck] youll be relieved soon enough woods (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] Woodwork you will be touching it all day now [^Stuii^] I cant stop fiddling with it [SuperDuck] youll be relieved soon enough woods [JimBob] it was nice but come to think about it it was wet (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] christ whats up my arse today (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] christ whats up with my arse today [Surfr] its pear shaped (eppa)
[Surfr] christ whats up with my arse today [Surfr] its a pear (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] christ whats up my arse today [Surfr] its a pear (^Stuii^)
topic to [Surfr] christ whats up my arse today ([12:18])
to [Surfr] christ whats up� with�� my arse today [Surfr] its pear shaped (***)
to [Surfr] christ whats up ��with�� my arse today [Surfr] its pear shaped (***)
�ON NOW:� Topic argue-a-thon �ON NEXT:� Stuii �v� Eppa, the lies... �ON LATER:� Spec gets out of bed (Gulp)
load of bollocks (Surfr)
[Surfr] christ whats up my arse [Surfr] its a pear [^Stuii^] eppa put it back in (eltawater)
* Surfr offers woods a pork [Woodwork] got jelly? (Shrink)
* eppa makes himself happy under the desk (eltawater)
SPECTRE IS A COMP SCI... *TRUESHOCKER* (Gulp)
* eppa makes himself happy under the desk [eppa] I never get bored of playing with it (eltawater)
* eppa makes himself happy under the desk [eppa] I never get bored of playing with it [^Stuii^] unload my penis [Jimbob] he wants you (Gulp)
�ON NOW:� Ottering hour (Gulp)
THE WESLEYS WILL NOW BE SILENT. (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] Im hoping to stick up two [JimBob] aimed at 13-15 yr olds (Lambie)
Woodsta reveals Canadian roots *ubershocker* (Surfr_)
COME FRIENDLY BOMBS AND FALL ON SLOUGH (spectre)
[^Stuii^] woodsta you will come a lot in one sitting [^Stuii^] itll only take 22 hours [SuperDuck] manypints (eltawater)
[Surfr_] make yourself comfortable [^kyt^] comes up for me (^Woodsta^)
[^kyt^] I hope my 4pm doesnt blow me off (spectre)
[Surfr_] make yourself comfortable [^kyt^] comes up for me [^kyt^] blow me off (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr_] make yourself comfortable [^kyt^] comes up for me [^kyt^] blow me off [Woodwork] well its only a 30 footer (ep^^pa)
BORIS DLUGOSCH DEAD (^Stuii^)
Welcome To Parental Bitterness Group Therapy. (available on prescription) (^Lambie^)
ON NOW: Washing your parents dirty laundry in public. (^Woodsta^)
[feekery] this thing is like a bucket [^Stuii^] feekery thats no way to talk about JimBobs arse * Owf has a similarly excessive size (^Stuii^)
WIDGETS PET RAT, MARLEY DEAD - *TRUESHOCKER* (Gulp)
[SuperDuck] elta Im waiting for Hypnos to put it all into me (^Stuii^)
On now: Eltas Hardware Bazaar. On Next: Owf feels decidedly poorer. (SuperDuck)
MARLEY (Widgets pet rat) DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (Gulp)
noone tell frag about http://www.blackstar.co.uk/video/item/7000000068559 (^Stuii^)
Surfr_ I GIVE UP FUCKING (ferret)
Surfr_ I GIVE UP FUCKING [fraggsta] I dont want to touch you - now lets get down to business and fuck (Ricey)
The previous topic would have been better in its constituent part in two topics (^Stuii^)
[21:59] [parpicus] Sandra undressed me Bullocks yesterday (^Stuii^)
[Owf] gawd im hard (fraggsta)
[^Woodsta^] got disciplined for wanking over a photocopier (^Stuii^)
All Lovin to be taken to #aberlovin FUCK OFF VALENTINES DAY (Surfr_)
WOODSTA ADMITS TO ABUSING HIMSELF IN BED *TRUESHOCKER* (eltawater)
[eltawater] # Woodsta I have a 9 (funcan)
[eltawater] # Woodsta I have a 1 (funcan)
The Previous topic was removed for failing to comply with # rules (eltawater)
[WoodWork] I irritate my colleague fucking me [Woodwork] and I dumped her [Serp] bitch [Jimbob] bitch (Gulp)
[WoodWork] I irritate my colleague fucking me [Woodwork] and I dumped her [Serp] bitch [Jimbob] bitch [JimBob] we require a Royal penis [JimBob] 3 [Serp] you made that up [Serp] Hell do it you know (Gulp)
[WoodWork] I irritate my colleague fucking me [Woodwork] I dumped her [Serp] bitch [Jimbob] bitch (Gulp)
[WoodWork] I irritate my colleague fucking me [Woodwork] I dumped her [Serp] bitch [Jimbob] bitch [JimBob] we require a Royal penis [JimBob] 3 [Serp] you made that up [esti] woods: fill me sadle then!! [esti] its is just sooo overprotective! (Gulp)
�ON NOW:� Gulps w34k topics, the critics decide... �ON NEXT:� Sp0d begs for ops �ON LATER:� JimBob gives it to him (Gulp)
[esti] fill me then!! [fraggsta] *nudge* (eltawater)
[sp0d] She kissed my head and left lipstick marks there (Gulp)
[Mr_Scod] he gets turned on by mo mowlam * ep^^pa gets even harder (eltawater)
* ^Stuii^ adores 500g tight logs (^Lambie^)
[^Woodsta^] I dont want anything long (^Stuii^)
[^Lambie] ARE YOU FUCKING YOUR FATHER (^Woodsta^)
* ^Stuii^ beholds his sex (JimBob)
[sp0d] Stuii gulps cum (ep^^pa)
�ON NOW:� Battle of the bans �ON LATER:� Sp0d begs for ops... (Gulp)
[Woodwork] I remember Stuii being fully functional (Gulp)
[Woodsta] I remember Stuii being fully functional (JimBob)
* feekery is going fast and furious [ferret] didnt you give that to duncan? (^Stuii^)
COMPLETELY FUCKING DEAD (Surfr_)
#aber [^Lambie^] i was banging sue barker (Surfr_)
#aber On Now: It Came From Under The Keyboard Horror Spectacular (Lambie)
^Woodsta^ returns from mounting Gerry [JimBob] been there [^Woodsta^] I went there in the middle of the night (Gulp)
[ep^^pa] I fuck sp0d for 4 quid (Gulp)
[ep^^pa] I fuck sp0d for 4 quid [ep^^pa] what a cock (JimBob)
�ON NOW:� FRAN, THE MUSICAL. (^Woodsta^)
�ON NOW:� Those Plucky Welsh �ON NEXT�: [Surfr] *ker-chunk* (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: #Abers Most Embarrasing Moments, with your host Spectre (^Lambie)
ON NOW: #Abers Most Embarrasing Moments, with your host Spectre (^Lambie)
[ep^^pa] FIND ME COCK (fraggsta)
[ep^^pa] FIND ME COCK [feek] how much? [ep^^pa] 30 [feek] fuck [ep^^pa] its a fucking rip (^Lambie)
[ep^^pa] FIND ME COCK [feek] how much? [ep^^pa] 30 [feek] fuck [ep^^pa] its a fucking rip [fraggsta] they can want, but theyre not getting it (^Lambie)
[eppa] however I have an immediate desire for a slag (^Stuii^)
[eppa] however I have an immediate desire for a slag [Surfr_] ASS (^Woodsta^)
[eppa] however I have an immediate desire for a slag [Surfr_] ASS [JimBob] #aber is full of mingers (^Woodsta^)
Spectre stacks shelves on a saturday (Surfr_)
HARD GAY FUCKING (^Stuii^)
[burt] its still dirty in there (the sheets are yellow) but the smell doesnt permiate out (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] goes down [JimBob] abuse me �fraggsta/#aber� chokes (ferret)
[Lambie] due to the wires getting caught in my drawers (^Stuii^)
SIR WALTER WINTERBOTTOM DEAD (Lambie)
[^Woodsta^] I JUST CAME IN ME HAND (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I JUST CAME IN ME HAND [fraggsta] rub your stoat vigorously (^Stuii^)
[spectre] someone comd and screw me, gwan (eltawater)
[spectre] someone come and screw me, gwan (eltawater)
[^Woodsta^] I JUST CAME IN ME HAND [fraggsta] rub your stoat vigorously [spectre] someone come and screw me (^Woodsta^)
* eltawater strokes his bit (^Stuii^)
* eltawater strokes his bit [JimBob] but it all feels strange (Gulp)
* eltawater strokes his bit [JimBob] but it all feels strange [eppa] can I get hard? (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] my orifice is closed (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] my orifice is closed [Moggz] have it ready if someone comes (Gulp)
�ON NOW� In the dungeon with Moggz �ON NEXT:� Lets all shave #aber in to our pubes... (Gulp)
[JimBob] woohoo a Cadet has come (Gulp)
[Moggz] when i phone my mum its a nightmare cos shes got 2 cocks too, they squak at each other (^Stuii^)
http://users.aber.ac.uk/scty21/elections.shtml (JimBob)
the previous topic broke IS web page regulations (using the Aber Uni Logo) (Gulp)
MUTINAH! http://users.aber.ac.uk/scty21/elections.shtml (JimBob)
the previous topic broke IS web page regulations (using the Aber Uni Logo) (Gulp)
www.woodsta.com SEXY BOYS HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT (eltawater)
[Woodwork] Elderly colleague is coming today [Woodwork] FUCKING ME HERE (eltawater)
*** Ferret Quit (FYM: Uh oh... Im getting a blip on the gaydar. Richard Simons is coming!) (^Stuii^)
[feekery] shame its only 3 ins long though (^Stuii^)
�N OW:� ll irst etters re anned... (Gulp)
LL OUR IRST ETTERS RE ELONG O S (^tuii^)
BER NTRODUCES EW ANGUAGE. IMPLY ROP HE IRST ETTER F ACH ORD. AILURES ILL E UNISHED ITH UNNISHMENT (^tuii^)
ttp://www.aber.org.uk/toys/dictionary/display.php?entry=Berdinavian (^tuii^)
[eppa] I NEED A FUCKING (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Slagging of the Welsh. ON NEXT: Surfrs Random Kerchunking (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] everyone would do the dame (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] ITS GERM WARMWARE (^Woodsta^)
[eppa] The man continued to explore the colon (^Woodsta^)
[Moggz] serp how dare you squirt cream on me (fraggsta)
ON NOW: Pre-March Chaeffing. ON NEXT: March, Militant. ON AFTER: Why arent I opped when I join the channel? Stuii hates me! (^Stuii^)
[spectre] penis erect (JimBob)
[spectre] penis erect [Lambie] manual stimulation suspected (Gulp)
* Woodwork/#aber commences pumping himself (fraggsta)
ON NOW: JimBob pastes links ON LATER: For highlights see http://www.aber.org.uk/logs/ (Gulp)
[Woodwork] I hope youre not expecting me to come on you lots (eltawater)
[Woodwork] I hope youre not expecting me to come on you lots [Woodwork] he could blow at any moment (Mr_Scod)
[Woodwork] I hope youre not expecting me to come on you lots [Woodwork] he could blow at any moment [Owf] *dispense mayonnaise* (Mr_Scod)
[Woodwork] I hope youre not expecting me to come on you lots [Woodwork] he could blow at any moment [Owf] *dispense mayonnaise* [sp0d] Its a lot better than a fucking arsehole. (Mr_Scod)
TERRORISTS _MIGHT_ HAVE STRUCK (JimBob)
IIT MUST BE TERRORISM (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] Sp0d: I believe Sausages was behind Stuii at the time (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] Sp0ds Sausage was in Stuii at the time (Gulp)
[JimBob] Gulp you need to sit on a queer (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] a friendly wank..... [JimBob] I drempt of it twice last week (Gulp)
[JimBob] a friendly wank..... [JimBob] I drempt of it twice last week [Lambie] its all in hand (^Woodsta^)
[JimBob] a friendly wank..... [JimBob] I drempt of it twice last week [Lambie] its all in hand [Catalyst] I just have a huge FINGER (Ricey)
DAGENHAM DEAD (^Woodsta^)
[Woodwork] I was in the mood for fucking hand puppets (Ferret)
Woodwork bumps pensioner (eppa)
Woodwork bums pensioner (eppa)
Woodwork bums pensioner (eppa)
[Moggz] i came on the stripper [Woodwork] we dont talk about that (Gulp)
[Moggz] i came on the stripper [sp0d] too much wanking (Gulp)
[JimBob] 15 wasnt enough for me (Gulp)
[JimBob] 15 wasnt enough for me [sp0d] mine is getting quite long now (Gulp)
[JimBob] my Mum insisted on coming with me [JimBob] filthy and loud [JimBob] female orgasm or something (eltawater)
[Gulp] surfr - the DPA comment is indeed a fact if i cant back it up makes it no less of a fact (Hypnos)
* Owf assumes the position (ciaran)
* Owf assumes the position * spectre eats ass (ciaran)
[Gulp] whats your problem? have you suddenly taken a dislike to me coz youve been acting like it all day? (Surfr_)
the previous topic is Dyn News (Gulp)
[Woodwork] women only exist to fuck men (Gulp)
[Woodwork] women only exist to fuck men [SuperDuck] too much effort (Gulp)
[JimBob] I started life as a female [eltawater] no dick? (Gulp)
Woodwork, the timetable �DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD� (spect0r)
silliness (SuperDuck)
ON NOW: Wesley half hour (Gulp)
�ON NOW:� What do you like in your baps? (Gulp)
�ON NOW:� Itll be oil right on the night... (Gulp)
[spod] with your hands... [spod] wank any male employee (Gulp)
[Woodwork] stuii come to my bedroom (JimBob)
[Woodwork] stuii come to my bedroom [^Stuii^] no fucking yet (JimBob)
[Woodwork] stuii come to my bedroom [^Stuii^] no fucking yet * JimBob changes topic (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I told Dyn to come [Woodwork] stuii come to my bedroom [^Stuii^] no fucking yet (Gulp)
JOHN THAW DEAD. GENUINE LOSS DECLARED. (^Woodsta^)
FRED HIGHGATE DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] its a pro-active penis trade in return for a desired behavioural change (Ricey)
BRITAIN WIN (^Woodsta^)
[Moggz] woods i have one of those big 24 cup jobbies (Ricey)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/archive.php#99 (JimBob)
�ON NOW:� how to make friends and influence people, with Sp0d �ON LATER:� Wesley-a-thon with Sp0d. (Gulp)
# (^Stuii^)
the previous topic was not NLA complient (Gulp)
the previous topic was not correctly spelled (^Stuii^)
he previous topic was not correctly �spelt (Hypnos)
the previous topic was not correctly spelled (^Stuii^)
The previous topic was not correctly spelled and omitted a capital letter. (eltawater)
[Gulp] i love being stiff........ in the old colon (ferret)
[Jimbob] I wish cadets would hurry up and get on me (ferret)
[JimBob] I do it internally (ferret)
http://www.stuii.co.uk/photos/general/crewe.gif (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] ^Woodsta^: I fear you must play with me [fraggsta] and anyone else who wants some (^Stuii^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/dictionary/display.php?entry=Member,%20Drunken%20Seasoned%20Channel (^Woodsta^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/dictionary/display.php?entry=Member,%20Drunken%20Seasoned%20Channel [Ricey] desperately grabbing funcan (^Lambie^)
BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL (^Stuii^)
BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL :) lol rotfl (^Stuii^)
This channel terminates at: Ealing Broadway (^Stuii^)
This channel terminates at: Ealing Broadway [JimBob] I NEED pussy (Ricey)
This channel terminates at: Ealing Broadway [JimBob] I NEED pussy :) lol (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] thumb up ass so far (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] thumbs up ass so far (JimBob)
[^Woodsta^] thumb up ass so far (^Stuii^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/dictionary/display.php?entry=Member%2C+Drunken+Seasoned+Channel (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Pre-MMS Snippiness. ON NEXT: Pre-MMS Chaeffing (^Stuii^)
BUGS BUNNY DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[M_Caine] because I am on anal leave from work (^Stuii^)
CHUCK JONES DEAD (Lambie)
* Catalyst goes to play with Ricey. (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] although cock is better for my needs (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] ook ook (spectre)
[fraggsta] ooooook oook (^Stuii^)
�TAX THE STUPID NOW� (^Stuii^)
http://www.sparklet.com/~royce/trams/KnowJackSchitt.swf (^Stuii^)
* fraggsta erks at the size of it [fraggsta] see how it expands to 1 inch (spectre)
[eppa] does one need to open up my ports? (ferret)
[Gez] threesome eh? [Owf] and it wasnt cheap neither (Lambie)
[eltawater] Owf propose immediately and join me (JimBob)
[eltawater] Owf propose immediately and join with me (JimBob)
[JimBob] Im a real woman (eltawater)
[JimBob] Im a real woman [JimBob] Owf you love it [Owf] hes got a fine pair of bosoms (eltawater)
ON NOW: #Aber members go to bed ON NEXT: Owf Farts. Bed evacutation commences (eltawater)
Morning Bitterness Society. Tea anyone? (SuperDuck)
[spectre] nick spectre (eltawater)
[sp0d] I just put my penis in *sp0d there was excess of it yesterday (Gulp)
DB BOULEVARD DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Ducki] I havent got any yet (^Stuii^)
[Ducki] I havent got any yet [Woodwork] I need it (JimBob)
* Surfr managed to pull off the pud (^Stuii^)
BEEF WELLINGTON (Hypnos)
On Now: #aber Living On Next: #aber Home and Leisure On Later: Red Hot #aber (Surfr)
BREAKING NEWS: eppa discovered fondling chimps in London Zoo, muttering something about Wanting its Brains (eltawater)
* eppa likes receiving head [eppa] still up Stuii (eltawater)
ON NOW: SEE ^STUII^ BLUSTER (fraggsta)
THE WHOLE INTERNET IS BROKEN (^Stuii^)
[spectre] i AM the cunt (Hypnos)
[^Stuii^] do you like him? [Jimbob] I hope he puts some of the meat into action (ferret)
* ^Lambie^ completes a hot wank (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] try and squeeze in another slot (^Lambie^)
On Now. Extreme Washing Up. With Funcan. On Next, Glazing and Window Repairing for the chronicall inept (ferret_)
On Now. Extreme Washing Up. With Funcan. On Next, Glazing and Window Repairing for the chronically inept (ferret_)
[^Lambie^] ill have experience soon (JimBob)
[^Lambie^] ill have experience soon [Woodwork] its quite a queer experience (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Honest Eltas Hardware Bazaar. ON NEXT: Der Klumpf, with Woodsta (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I prefer teenage [JimBob] a splendid way to avoid bitterness waiting for the train (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: MLL and the Welsh Weatherman. ON NEXT: Whining from a bunch of overprivileged kids on the newsgroups (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] http://www.woodsta.com/gfx/misc/zebralamb.jpg [Owf] its one of those spot the difference things (^Stuii^)
The Previous Topic Exceeded Bitterness Safety Levels (Lambie)
[JimBob] oh yes boys [JimBob] erk (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] I wouldve been satisfied [SuperDuck] nah as it is, its a bit long (^Stuii^)
SPIKE MILLIGAN DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (eltawater)
[Photon] aye, we had it earlier (fraggsta)
Hypnos And Raff In Left Handed Sordid Affair *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
SPIKE MILLIGAN STILL DEAD *shocker* (^Woodsta^)
SPIKE MILLIGAN CONTINUES TO BE DEAD *shocker* (^Woodsta^)
SPIKE MILLIGAN CONTINUES TO BE DEAD *shocker SKY NEWS BRING UP TO DATE PICTURES OF ANY DEVELOPMENTS (Gulp)
RUMOURS OF SPIKE MILLIGAN UNDEADNESS PROVE FALSE (^Stuii^)
�ON #ABER LIVING NOW:� Scientists prove the T-Rex cant walk by crossing an alligator with a chicken... �ON LATER:� We talk to Sp0d about his new pr0n film Munters inc. (Gulp)
Mr_Scod] i shall try a rectum (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta2] my job has given me head (Owf)
[JimBob] mbr is a bottom (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] im fucked (JimBob)
[SuperDuck] im fucked [SuperDuck] gah Im really fucked (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] im fucked [SuperDuck] gah Im really fucked [SuperDuck] fuck fuck fuck fuck (eltawater)
[SuperDuck] im fucked [SuperDuck] gah Im really fucked [SuperDuck] fuck fuck fuck fuck [SuperDuck] fuck fuckety fuck (Hypnos)
[SuperDuck] im fucked [SuperDuck] gah Im really fucked [SuperDuck] fuck fuck fuck fuck [SuperDuck] fuck fuckety fuck [SuperDuck] fuck fuck fuck (^Woodsta^)
[SuperDuck] im fucked [SuperDuck] gah Im really fucked [SuperDuck] fuck fuck fuck fuck [SuperDuck] fuck fuckety fuck [SuperDuck] fuck fuck fuck [SuperDuck] gah I cant get this up properly (eltawater)
[SuperDuck] im fucked [SuperDuck] gah Im really fucked [SuperDuck] fuck fuck fuck fuck [SuperDuck] fuck fuckety fuck [SuperDuck] fuck fuck fuck [SuperDuck] gah I cant get this up properly [SuperDuck] what a hard fallus (eppa)
[SuperDuck] im fucked [SuperDuck] gah Im really fucked [SuperDuck] fuck fuck fuck fuck [SuperDuck] fuck fuckety fuck [SuperDuck] fuck fuck fuck [SuperDuck] gah I cant get this up properly [SuperDuck] what a hard fallus [SuperDuck] I got a woody (eppa)
[eppa] Im fucking early today [eppa] fuck them all [eppa] I need to wash (^Stuii^)
[eppa] Im fucking early today [eppa] fuck them all [eppa] I need to wash [eppa] RIGHT Im fucking THEM NOW (^Stuii^)
ALEXI SAYLES A FAT BASTARD (^Stuii^)
LAMBIE PERFORMS MASTERS FUNCTION ON DEMAND. WORLD SHOCKED. (^Lambie^)
ON NOW: On-Line Banzai. PLACE YOUR BETS NOW (eltawater)
BANZAI Moggz 1 Frag 1 Elta 1 (Lambie)
BANZAI Moggz 1 Frag 1 Elta 2 (Lambie)
BANZAI Moggz 2 Frag 2 Elta 3 Lambie 1 (Lambie)
BANZAI Moggz 3 Frag 2 Elta 3 Lambie 1 Woodsta 1 (Lambie)
BANZAI Moggz 4 Frag 2 Elta 3 Lambie 2 Woodsta 1 (Lambie)
BANZAI FINAL SCORE Moggz 4 Frag 2 Elta 4 Lambie 3 Woodsta 2 (Lambie)
[Lambie] its on my lip (fraggsta)
[Moggz] stuiis to big for me (Owf)
[Moggz] stuiis to big for me [eppa] I just blew him (Owf)
[Moggz] stuiis to big for me [eppa] I just blew him [@eppa] didnt see that one coming (fraggsta)
[Moggz] stuiis to big for me [eppa] I just blew him [@Lambie] in my hand (fraggsta)
BRACE FOR MMS (^Lambie^)
3 MINUTES UNTIL mms (^Stuii^)
2 MINUTES UNTIL MMS (^Stuii^)
1 MINUTE UNTIL MMS (^Stuii^)
30 SECONDS UNTIL MMS (^Stuii^)
AND NOW WE WILL DISCUSS THE LOCATION OF THE SECRET REBEL BASE (^Woodsta^)
MILITANT MARCH SYNDROME IS A BANNABLE OFFENCE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED (^Stuii^)
THIS CHANNEL IS NOW OWNED BY GARD_STONE (^Lambie^)
LINCOLN TRASH CRASH HORROR *TRUSHOCKER& (^Stuii^)
LINCOLN TRASH CRASH HORROR *TRUSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
HYPNOS ARRESTED, AWAITING TRIAL FOR BEING PUNK IN DRUBLIC (spectre)
[ciaran] Pantyhose, Nylons, Panties, Upskirts, Legs, Feet, Heels and Bondage makes me happy (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] I prefer dogs [SuperDuck] much more loving [WoodWork] and they do stuff for you [SuperDuck] stuff that is in your bed (eltawater)
[Owf] they obviously want to flog me (spectre)
Welcome to Day One of MMS (JimBob)
[Hypnos] FUCK YOU. CUM FUCK [Woodwork] hypnos is quite simple (Gulp)
[Woodwork] elta state girth (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] elta state girth [eltawater] standard (^Stuii^)
[sp0d] I want to spunk on eppa. (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] my brian has shut down (^Stuii^)
pinch and a punch (Surfr)
HANNAH DEAD. AND HER SISTERS. (^Stuii^)
The Incredibly Bitter And Desperate Channel (^Lambie^)
STEVE OWEN DEAD (^Lambie^)
The Shadow Knows (Ricey)
[eppa] if everyone touched it i would wee (Photon_)
FUCK OFF. (^Woodsta^)
[spectre] go out and fist them (^Stuii^)
[spectre] go out and fist them [spectre] im in my sister (^Woodsta^)
Jimbob in nearly almost doing something but then not actually due to som other thing that probably didnt happen *NONHORROR* (ferret)
the previous topic was silly. (Gulp)
* JimBob pays some local kids to ring his bell (^Stuii^)
* JimBob pays some local kids to ring his bell * ^Woodsta* enlarges his ass (Photon)
* JimBob pays some local kids to ring his bell * ^Woodsta* enlarges his ass [funcan] JimBob: ta, Im in (Ricey)
�ON NOW:� Obsolete Hardware Knowledge Pissing Competition, with Fermit and the Emperor of Comp-Sci (^Woodsta^)
�ON NOW:� Obsolete Hardware Knowledge Pissing Competition, with Fermit and the Emperor of Comp-Sci, and Star Guest Ricey. (^Woodsta^)
[idiot] typing one handed [fermit] feeling the lil un? (funcan)
[JimBob] My girlfriend wants to have sex with me [JimBob] LOL (Fermit)
[JimBob] My girlfriend wants to have sex with me [JimBob] horror (Fermit)
[JimBob] My girlfriend wants to have sex with me * Dyn looks at his double bed (^Stuii^)
#aber �On Now:� Illogical Pissing Contests �On Next:� Thats Nothing Special Edition (^Lambie)
[Lambie] i wish to expand my cock (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I had a sloppy bender once (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I had a sloppy bender once [^Woodsta^] 5.5 inch (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I had a sloppy bender once [^Woodsta^] 5.5 inch [Surfr] [Surfr] I actually pulled it off (Lambie)
[^Woodsta^] I had a sloppy bender once [^Woodsta^] 5.5 inch [Surfr] I actually pulled it off (Lambie)
[Surfr] forgive me, its early [^Stuii^] I did whip it out (ferret)
[SUrfr] forgive me, its early [^Stuii^] I did whip it out [^Stuii^] although where Ill put it is another matter (eltawater)
[Fermit] infoserv cant cope (^Stuii^)
#aber [Lambie] ive had photon in the ass (spectre)
[Fermit] infoserv cant cope (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] ive had photon in the ass (fraggsta)
ON NOW: Deciphering Raff. ON NEXT: Jimbobs Bitterness (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: The Politics of #aber. ON NEXT: Backstabiing and Bitterness (^Stuii^)
[eppa] mmm, nice French tart (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW:� Politics Hour �ON LATER:� Smut (Ricey)
#aber Its March! (Surfr)
[SuperDuck`] Ill nip out for sausage [JimBob] give me one [sp0d] I want one too (Lambie)
THE RAGE BURNS WITHIN US (^Stuii^)
THE RAGE BURNS WITHIN US. THE ANGER AND HATE MANIPULATE OUR SOULS. WELCOME TO #ABER. WE HAVE YOU NOW. (^Stuii^)
[eppa_] I cant get my hands on any meat [eppa_] I have lots of parts all over the place (^Stuii^)
[eppa_] I cant get my hands on any meat [eppa_] I have lots of parts all over the place [eppa_] round the back of BT is sometimes good, too (^Stuii^)
SUPERDUCK APPOINTED BOT MISTRESS. #ABER QUAKES. (^Stuii^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/cgi-bin/auto-shocker.pl?r1=specify&spec1=Sixsmith&spec2=Byers&providepic=yes&picurl=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2Folmedia%2F1850000%2Fimages%2F_1853080_spin2_100.jpg (^Stuii^)
[@parpicus] eat my shit [ sp0d] cant dcc it (fraggsta)
* ^Lambie^s bulging mound of pork glistens (parpicus)
[eppa] shit i have no penis (Gulp)
[fraggsta] I have sucked another (eltawater)
[fraggsta] I have sucked another [fraggsta] in the playground today (Gulp)
[fraggsta] I have sucked another [fraggsta] mmm [fraggsta] in the playground today (SuperDuck)
THE RAGE BURNS WITHIN US. THE ANGER AND HATE MANIPULATE OUR SOULS. WELCOME TO #ABER. WE HAVE YOU NOW. (^Stuii^)
[eppa] Ill have to shag some fat slapper (Mr_Scod)
[eppa] Ill have to shag some fat slapper [eppa] Im feeling a little penis (eltawater)
[eppa] Ill have to shag some fat slapper [Moggz] FUCK MY ARSE (Gulp)
[eppa] Ill have to shag some fat slapper [Moggz] FUCK MY ARSE [Wyrm] inserted by cruel and unnatural methods (Lambie)
Get hip to this quick, ORDERS DISC JOCKEY (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] cover me in your exploding tits [Moggz] nope, makes me wanna hurl (Gulp)
[^Stuii^] parpicus I cant help wanting to eat you out (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] parpicus I cant help wanting to eat you out [^Stuii^] let me enjoy your thick long penis... [^Stuii^] every drop of your hot cum (parpicus)
[Gulp] it goes way further up than that dukki ;) [superduck] doesnt stop them from COMING ON ME (eltawater)
[Gulp] it goes way further up than that dukki ;) [superduck] doesnt stop them from COMING ON ME [eppa] a little cream should do the trick (^Stuii^)
[Gulp] it goes way further up than that dukki ;) [eppa] I know, but cant you feel it coming? (Gulp)
[JimBob] i want a three-some with a guy [eppa] I am favorable (Gulp)
[JimBob] i want a three-some with a guy [eppa] I am favorable [JimBob] i want you Gulp (Gulp)
[JimBob] i want a three-some with a guy [eppa] I am favorable [JimBob] i want you Gulp [fraggsta] theyve started gasping (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] ram my arse (fraggsta)
[Lambie] ram my arse * eppa offers 2 of hard cock (parpicus)
[Lambie] ram my arse * eppa offers 2 of hard Cock (parpicus)
[Lambie] ram my arse * eppa offers 2 of hard veiny Cock (parpicus)
[Lambie] ram my arse * eppa offers 2 of hard veiny Cock [^Stuii^] *ache* *pant* (Lambie)
[eppa] I had a sustained 62 the other night. I love clips (ferret)
#aber The Previous Topic Was Deemed Unacceptable, And Resulted In Ferret Being Banned (Lambie)
RHYDIO SHUTDOWN AT MIDNIGHT FOR 2 HOURS. ALARM. (^Stuii^)
PLEASE MOVE TO IRC.FABULOUS.ORG BEFORE MIDNIGHT (^Stuii^)
PLEASE MOVE TO IRC.FABULOUS.ORG BEFORE MIDNIGHT OR STUII WILL DESTROY YOU. (^Woodsta^)
Saarlax returns, bigger, badder & seriously prodding buttock (funcan)
[eppa] shit, its kimbo! [eppa] I seem to have scored [eppa] hmm cum over my head *ciaran there seems to be a spot on his nose (Gulp)
[Gulp] sp0d is shearing my ass (parpicus)
[Gulp] sp0d is shearing my ass [^Stuii^] whos up for anal (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] I need to get hold of some more german meat (eppa)
[Surfr] well its usually 12 inch (Moggz)
[Surfr] well its usually 12 inch [^Woodsta^] thats what I *really* want (eltawater)
[^Woodsta^] stuii imagine the publicity my tits would get (Moggz)
HARRIOT THE HARLET DEAD (^Stuii^)
#ABER - NOW WITH 29 VARIETIES OF BAN! (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I had peanut (Owf)
[sp0d] i only came cos i had jimbob (^Woodsta^)
[sp0d] i only came cos i had jimbob [sp0d] hmmm. JimbBobs tight cunt (Gulp)
[sp0d] i only came cos i had jimbob [sp0d] hmmm. JimBobs tight cunt [Moggz] it is really spunky (Gulp)
[sp0d] i only came cos i had jimbob [sp0d] hmmm. JimBobs tight cunt [Moggz] it is really spunky [eppa] marvellous, then what are you waiting for? (Gulp)
[sp0d] i only came cos i had jimbob [sp0d] hmmm. JimBobs tight cunt [Moggz] it is really spunky [eppa] marvellous, then what are you waiting for? [Moggz] spod better put it away (Gulp)
[Moggz] woods, pump this pussy (parpicus)
[Moggz] woods, pump this pussy [Moggz] fuck it hard and raw (parpicus)
[Moggz] woods, pump this pussy [Moggz] fuck it hard and raw [Moggz] splice these flaps (parpicus)
[Moggz] woods, pump this pussy [Moggz] fuck it hard and raw [Moggz] splice these flaps [Moggz] encrusted with spongey warts (parpicus)
[Moggz] woods, pump this pussy [Moggz] fuck it hard and raw [Moggz] splice these flaps [Moggz] encrusted with spongey warts [Moggz] then eat out my massive quim (parpicus)
[ferret_] you should all lick my fetid mimsy (parpicus)
[ferret_] you should all lick my fetid mimsy [eppa] Im busy with parps ass (parpicus)
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[feekery] LAMBIE GET YOUR ARSE HERE NOW (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] Ive got a huge homo arse (parpicus)
* eppa_die_die_die smells his spuds [eppa_die_die_die] theyve exploded all over the kitchen ! (^Stuii^)
[eppa-die-die-die] hmm, I shall experiment with shit * eppa_die_die_die smells his spuds [eppa_die_die_die] theyve exploded all over the kitchen ! (parpicus)
[Hypnos] state size [^Woodsta^] Large [^Stuii^] I can put one of those away nicely [^Stuii^] In a growing lad [^Woodsta^] I clearly need stretching before can take stuii (eltawater)
[Hypnos] state size [^Woodsta^] Large [^Stuii^] I can put one of those away nicely [^Stuii^] In a growing lad [^Woodsta^] I clearly need stretching before I can take stuii (eltawater)
ALL YOUR 2,000 MP3S ARE BELONG TO #ABER (^Woodsta^)
ALL YOUR 2,000 MP3S ARE BELONG TO #ABER (^Woodsta^) ()
[SuperDuck] but it was cheaper to bugger some kiwi (^Stuii^)
Login name: poo In real life: PETROU OLYMBIA (^Stuii^)
[Hypnos] its heavy so it gets good momentum once its going though [Surfr] I expect yours is much like mine (^Stuii^)
ITS THE SIBLING DAY OF �JUDGEMENT� ON #ABER (spectre)
ON NOW: Hypnos gets criticised by his sibling. Channel points and laughs. (eltawater)
[Ducki] I like to play with things a while - before anal (eltawater)
WOMAN DOESNT TAKE AWAY SONS BREAKAWAY AFTER SON APPEALS TO NOT HAVE HIS BREAKAWAY TAKEN AWAY (^Stuii^)
Wesley Free Zone [tm] (Surfr)
ASSYLUM SEEKERS CLOSE CHUNNEL AT COST OF �1.5MIL PER DAY *TRUEOUTRAGESHOCKER* (^^Woodsta)
ITS MYLES (^Woodsta^)
�ON NOW:� The 1337 Oldskool dance hour. (^Woodsta^)
�ON NOW:� Cnych turns sp0d down. �ON NEXT:� Bitterness unrivalled. (^Woodsta^)
The last topic was over 24 hours old (Surfr_)
On Now: Serp Bitterness Training On Next: Classic Militant March Tantrums (^Lambie^)
[^Lambie] *clench fist* [^Woodsta^] fist your mother (specAfk)
[^Lambie] *clench fist* [^Woodsta^] fist your mother [^Lambie] done it (specAfk)
[Lambie] fraggsta im not playing with you anymore (JimBob)
^Woodsta^ expands (fraggsta)
^Woodsta^ expands [^Woodsta^] soon I will have the Horn (JimBob)
ferret I am off to eat m0ngs cheese (eltawater)
[ferret] I am off to eat m0ngs cheese (eltawater)
��LOBSERVATOIRE�� (^Stuii^)
* Woodwork munches sticky flaps (^Stuii^)
* Woodwork munches sticky flaps [Woodwork] theyve reduced the size of the flap (spectre)
http://www.thereverend.com/brick_testament/index.html#garden_of_eden (Mr_Scod)
http://www.thereverend.com/brick_testament/index.html#garden_of_eden Woodsta lives in a pink room! (Mr_Scod)
[^Stuii^] i like watching porn, you tits (ciaran)
The Pink Channel (Saarlax)
��LOBSERVATOIRE�� (^Stuii^)
Le Woodsta habite une chambre rose (Mr_Scod)
[Woodwork] Ive got a stiffy (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] Ive got a (JimBob)
[Woodwork] Ive got a stiffy [Woodwork] nothing to see hyah (JimBob)
[Hypnos] that slag superduck eats my semen (parpicus)
Berdinavian s ow n orce. omply, r ace he errible onsequences. (^Stuii^)
[eppa] Spectre pounded me for hours, leaving me tender (parpicus)
[eppa] Spectre pounded me for hours, leaving me tender [^Stuii^] aye, Francis is getting good at hot hard anal (parpicus)
[eppa] Spectre pounded (eppa)
[eppa] Spectre pounded me for hours, leaving me tender [^Stuii^] aye, Francis is getting good at hot hard anal (^Stuii^)
[eppa] Spectre pounded me for hours, leaving me tender [^Stuii^] aye, Francis is getting good at hot hard anal * Hypnos eats out spectre (eppa)
[^Stuii^] its time to combat my monstrous piles [fraggsta] you could always wash (ferret)
[eppa] Spectre pounded me for hours, leaving me tender [^Stuii^] aye, Francis is getting good at hot hard anal [^Woodsta^] I did �3 WHOLE LOADS� yesterday (^Stuii^)
|kitten| look at the milky scum in my pants (parpicus)
interNET Dead (Saarlax)
|kitten| look at the milky scum in my pants |kitten| gusset salsa (parpicus)
[Catalyst] It still works ... it just smells a bit funny, and the keyboards a little sticky. (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] FUCK �FUCK� FUCK �FUCK� FUCK �FUCK� FUCK �FUCK� FUCK [^Woodsta^] in a gushing teenage hormonal way (eltawater)
The previous topic was too weak to stand up unsupported. And it wasnt supported. (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] eppa: my cunt was a white colour (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] Ive had peanut (ciaran)
[Woodwork] Ive had peanut [Woodwork] shell beat me (JimBob)
Internet b0rked. (eppa)
[Woodwork] Ive had peanut [Woodwork] shell beat me [Woodwork] with a clit (parpicus)
lets not get snippah (SuperDuck)
[Woodwork] peanut laps up cum (parpicus)
[Woodwork] peanut laps up cum [Woodwork] i blow massive wads up her (parpicus)
[Woodwork] peanut laps up cum [Woodwork] i blow massive wads up her [Woodwork] and stuff her Minge (parpicus)
There is no way in hell youll get ops using CGI:IRC (Woodwork)
[m0ng] i am a sausage jockey (parpicus)
[m0ng] i am a sausage jockey [m0ng] does anyone want nice hot arse? (parpicus)
[m0ng] i am a sausage jockey [m0ng] does anyone want nice hot arse? [m0ng] fill me with hot cum (parpicus)
[m0ng] i am a sausage jockey [m0ng] does anyone want nice hot arse? [m0ng] fill me with hot cum [m0ng] i need semen up me (parpicus)
[m0ng] i am a sausage jockey [m0ng] does anyone want nice hot arse? [m0ng] fill me with hot cum [m0ng] i need semen up me [m0ng] irrigate me now (parpicus)
[m0ng] i am a sausage jockey [m0ng] does anyone want nice hot arse? * m0ng is also a tv (parpicus)
[m0ng] i am a sausage jockey [m0ng] does anyone want nice hot arse? [spectre] m0ng - ill take it (parpicus)
[m0ng] i am a sausage jockey [m0ng] does anyone want nice hot arse? [spectre] m0ng - ill take it [m0ng] spectre, i will NOT rent teens for sex (parpicus)
#aber WAR WERE DECLARED (LambieWAR)
[StuiiWAR] Im a cunt, am now and always will be (parpicus)
[StuiiWAR] Im a cunt, am now and always will be [StuiiWAR] oh and I do pussy (parpicus)
@HypnosGRUMBLE] I often jerk in the middle of the road! (fraggWAR)
[eltawater] Im sat here in my own dirt and it gets me hard (parpicus)
[eltawater] Im sat here in my own dirt and it gets me hard [Moggz] im doing the same and gushing (parpicus)
[eltawater] Im sat here in my own dirt and it gets me hard [Moggz] im doing the same and gushing [SerpRAGE] Id kill for scat with parpicus (parpicus)
[SerpRAGE] Id kill for scat with parpicus [HypnosGRUMBLE] parp ought to charge [HypnosGRUMBLE] id pay for him (parpicus)
ON NOW: Windoze Advocation Session ON NEXT: Jimbob gets kicked off the chanel. A lot. A fucking lot (Ferret)
On Now: Thank Fuck Surfr has a web browser (Surfr)
http://www.aber.org.uk/?jsec=/toys/berdinavian.php (^Stuii^)
MUGABE WIN (^Woodsta^)
[SuperDuck] 60 quid for 5 sessions (^Stuii^)
on now: CONTENTS OF CAN DISCOVERED TO BE WORMS (parpicus)
[eppa] You know, sometimes I dream about shitting on stuii (parpicus)
ON NOW: toth hour[th] (thraggtha)
ON NOW: Successful corporate public relations, with Stuii (eltawater)
THE WAR �DESTROY� THE WAR �DESTROY� THE WAR �DESTROY� THE WAR �DESTROY� THE WAR �DESTROY� THE WAR �DESTROY� THE WAR �DESTROY� THE WAR �DESTROY� THE WAR �DESTROY� THE WAR �DESTROY� THE WAR �DESTROY� THE WAR �DESTROY� THE WAR �DESTROY� THE WAR �DESTROY� THE WAR �DESTROY� THE WAR �DESTROY� THE WAR �DESTROY� T (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] GOD MY BOSS IS FUCKING A CHILD (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] GOD MY BOSS IS FUCKING A CHILD [fraggsta] HES STANDING AROUND TWANGING A FUCKING RULER (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Breadmaking, with eppa and Hypnos. ON NEXT: Moggz Bakery (^Stuii^)
* Woodwork sucks his lecturer (^Stuii^)
[Saarlax] I dont know who websites girlfriend is, Woodwork. (^Stuii^)
[@specAfk] fuck frank bott [@JimBob] sounds good (fraggsta)
[^Stuii^] i could drain an elephants quim in one go (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] i could drain an elephants quim in one go [ferret] grey bits super wicked fine (^Lambie^)
[eppa] hide the dog porn [feekery] FUCKING DOG IS BAD [spectre] NO POODLES (Gulp)
[eppa] hide the dog porn [feekery] FUCKING DOG IS BAD [spectre] NO POODLES [eppa] i do it all (fraggsta)
[WoodWAR] Ive got a huge dirty package (spectre)
[SuperDuck] COME IN THIS HYPNOS [Hypnos] bloody shitty cunt (parpicus)
* |kitten| tries to insert a bollard into her muff (parpicus)
* |kitten| tries to insert a bollard into her muff [Wyrm] I wonder if theres an MPEG of kitten. (^Stuii^)
MISTRESS SUPERDUCK DUMPED BY BRIEF PHONE CALL, DECLARES WAR ON WESLEYS (^Stuii^)
MISTRESS SUPERDUCK DUMPED BY BRIEF PHONE CALL, DECLARES WAR ON WESLEYS [DuckWesleyWAR] I need to make another entry (ScodWesleyWAR)
[Woodwork] Ive run out of cunting milk (Hypnos)
[Woodwork] Ive run out of cunt milk (eltawater)
[Woodwork] Ive run out of cunt milk [Woodwork] ill use poo water (parpicus)
YUGOSLAVIA DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (ferret)
http://www.woodsta.com/modernart.html (^Woodsta^)
[^Stuii^] i remember wearing pink tutus and playing with dolls (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] i remember wearing pink tutus and playing with dolls [JimBob] i preferred lacy negligees (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] submit and get screwing Gareth (^Lambie)
[^Woodsta^] submit and get screwing Gareth [^Lambie] fill me with your Girth [^Lambie] GIVE ME HEATH (parpicus)
[Owf] I am into felching (parpicus)
[Owf] I am into felching [Owf] get right in there (parpicus)
[Owf] I am into felching [Owf] get right in there [Owf] I am into ferret (ferret)
the previous topic was... a little too hurtful to talk about. (parpicus)
[ferret] i weed myself (spectre)
[ferret] i weed myself [ferret] i love ^ciaran_ s fat todger (parpicus)
The Previous topic was deemed silly and removed. Oh and parpicus was kicked too (ferret)
[ferret] i weed myself [ferret] i love ^ciaran_ s fat todger * ferrets pubes glisten (parpicus)
[ferret] i weed myself [ferret] i love ^ciaran_ s fat todger * ferrets pubes glisten [ferret] oh god i came (parpicus)
WOODSTA TWO THUMBS FRESH, REVEALS STUDY (^Stuii^)
[FerretTEA] i is JimBobs bitch (parpicus)
[FerretTEA] i is JimBobs bitch [FerretTEA] He wears me out for his pleasure (parpicus)
[FerretTEA] i is JimBobs bitch [FerretTEA] He wears me out for his pleasure [FerretTEA] i is lapping up his manyoghurt (parpicus)
FerretTEA] i is JimBobs bitch [FerretTEA] He wears me out for his pleasure [FerretTEA] i is lapping up his manyoghurt [FerretTEA] its so hard (spectre)
BRACE FOR MARK (JimBob)
bah failure (JimBob)
ON NOW: Late night project panic horror ON NEXT: �BITTERNESS (Hypnos)
ON NOW: Late night project panic horror ON ALSO: �BITTERNESS (Hypnos)
[Woodwork] I can get me gob round it (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] I can get me gob round it [ferret] he gives it to everyone, well female anyways (Lambie)
gwan have a nice cuppa tea yweel (DuckYerDaftEejit)
STANLEY LAUREL DEAD (StuiiTopOfTheMorning)
http://members.tripod.com/stultus_opus/ (DuckYerDaftEejit)
[^StuO`ii^] shar was a horse (^Woodsta^)
[Fermit] this jizm is actually a little cheesy (parpicus)
[Surfr_] ok, just strip me and shit on my face. I need coffee table fucking (parpicus)
bugger - the previous topic was an NLA failure (parpicus)
^Stuii^ actively seeking pussy *unshocker* (eltawater)
[Gulp] Ill never have sp0d (^Stuii^)
[Gulp] Ill never have sp0d [eppa] I want some cock (^Woodsta^)
[Gulp] Ill never have sp0d [eppa] I want some cock [Lambie] this is a talent I wish to expand on (^Stuii^)
On Now: Mac Users Anonymous On Next: Tearful Shame (^Lambie^)
[^Woodsta^] I found the spectre curiously attractive last night (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I found spectre curiously attractive last night (^Stuii^)
DISPATCH WAR-ROCKET AJAX (^Woodsta^)
NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOURE LIZA MINNELLIS FUCKING WEDDING. (^Stuii^)
NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT LIZA MINNELLIS FUCKING WEDDING. (^Stuii^)
[eppa] it weighs a kilgram, but is only about 20 cm long (^Stuii^)
[eppa] it weighs a kilgram, but is only about 20 cm long [^Lambie^] it sprays cum everywhere though (parpicus)
[eppa] it weighs a kilgram, but is only about 20 cm long [^Lambie^] it sprays cum everywhere though [peanut] chuff chuff (^Woodsta^)
�ON NOW:� Fashion Workshop, with Woodsta Llewelyn-Bowen (^Woodsta^)
* Aimaz changes sex again (parpicus)
* Aimaz changes sex (parpicus)
* Aimaz changes sex [Owf] why the fuck is aimazs cunt on the BBC News [Owf] I couldnt give a shit about it (parpicus)
[JimBob] sounds medium [JimBob] but I have no idea what the normal stats are (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] i skate i mince i need to touch you (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] I shall be in a huge Fag if I come (eltawater)
NLA Failure (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW�: Female relatives, let the bile flow... (Gulp)
ON NOW: Stuii deprived of luxuries, unable to cope with real world *unshocker* (eltawater)
2 is a very mean size :) [eppa] im 3 (Gulp)
[ciaran_] 2 is a very mean size :) [eppa] im 3 (Gulp)
[ciaran_] 2 is a very mean size :) [eppa] i mm 3 (Gulp)
[ciaran_] 2 is a very mean size :) [eppa] i am 3 (Gulp)
The previous topic became too lame to bear (^Stuii^)
STIG OF THE DUMP DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Surfr_] I was out by the age of 18 (eppa)
On Now: Parental Nightmares On Next: Maternal Instincts 2 - THE HORRO REVENGE (Surfr_)
On Now: Parental Nightmares On Next: Maternal Instincts 2 - THE HORROR REVENGE (Surfr_)
we ming (Surfr_)
[eppa] although, for a large enough amount of money Id bite the pillow (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] I AM SITTING HERE WISHING I WAS HARD GAY FUCKING WITH STUART FORD (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] I AM SITTING HERE WISHING I WAS HARD GAY FUCKING WITH STUART FORD [^Stuii^] Im hard scod (Owf)
[Mr_Scod] I AM SITTING HERE WISHING I WAS HARD GAY FUCKING WITH STUART FORD [^Stuii^] Im hard scod [^Stuii^] you shall experience my hardness (parpicus)
[Lambie] set me up the budgies tongue (parpicus)
[Lambie] set me up the budgies tongue [^peanut^] Im teasing it out (parpicus)
[Lambie] set me up the budgies tongue [^peanut^] Im teasing it out [^peanut^] *finger* (parpicus)
[Lambie] set me up the budgies tongue [^peanut^] Im teasing it out [^peanut^] *finger* [^peanut^] can you feel it yet? (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] set me up the budgies tongue [^peanut^] Im teasing it out [^peanut^] *finger* [^peanut^] can you feel it yet? (Lambie)
[Lambie] set me up the budgies tongue [^peanut^] Im teasing it out [^peanut^] *finger* [^peanut^] can you feel it yet? [Lambie] ah yes, nice little klit (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] but thats only cos its bot sex [Lambie] i think ill hold out [^Woodsta^] BOT CHEWING [^Woodsta^] wonder at my shaven haven (ferret)
[^Stuii^] but thats only cos its bot sex [Lambie] i think ill hold out [^Woodsta^] BOT CHEWING [^Woodsta^] wonder at my shaven haven (ferret)
[Owf] ive had liz up a pubic rod (Ricey)
[^Stuii^ (ferret)
[^Stuii^] Im Getting Ejaculate (ferret)
Utter NLA failure (^Stuii^)
[Woodworksick] Stuiis floppy (Mr_Scod)
ON NOW: Woodsta splashes out on a digital camera ON TOMORROW: Woodsta begs for more money towards 1337 crutches (eltawater)
opic or #ber N OW: veryone isses ut he irst etter - omply r e icked... (ulp)
the previous topic was horrifically out of date (Ducki)
Serp is engorged (eppa)
NO, I DONT KNOW YOUR CREW. BUT THEN, I REALLY COULD NOT GIVE LESS OF A SHIT ABOUT IT EITHER. SO �FUCK OFF� SO SOLID CREW (^Stuii^)
EPPA DESTROYED (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] ook (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] ooooooook (^Stuii^)
[Jimbob] I always take my shirtlifters in my room (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I love her pant jungle (Owf)
EMI DEAD (^Woodsta^)
[WoodatWork] Im begging for sex (JimBob)
[WoodatWork] Im begging for sex [WoodatWork] my bum is pulsing (parpicus)
[WoodatWork] Im begging for sex [WoodatWork] my bum is pulsing [SuperDuck] pump this pink hole (parpicus)
[WoodatWork] Im begging for sex [WoodatWork] my bum is pulsing [SuperDuck] pump this pink hole [ferret] Hand In Arse. Hurah (sp0d)
[WoodatWork] Im begging for sex [WoodatWork] my bum is pulsing [SuperDuck] pump this pink hole [ferret] Hand in Arse. Hurah [Surfr] I wouldnt mind head (eltawater)
[WoodatWork] Im begging for sex [WoodatWork] my bum is pulsing [SuperDuck] pump this pink hole [ferret] Hand in Arse. Hurah [Surfr] I wouldnt mind head [Hypnos] the horror of plop stains (eppa)
[Wyrm] aimaz: wear vibrantly-coloured hosiery. id really like that. (parpicus)
FAILURE (parpicus)
[WoodWorkWithFlu] I need to get a homo working on my massive arse (parpicus)
[aimaz] my mum has the clap (parpicus)
[Fermit] I just bunged him (^Stuii^)
[ciaran] i let paedophiles moisten my crutch (parpicus)
LOOK AT HER SAGGY ARSE (^Stuii^)
[^peanut^] why do I have to do it? [^Woodsta^] on the nuts [^peanut^] I need money [^Woodsta^] Ill pay (ferret)
[^Stuii^] my ass is useful for mass storage (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] my ass is useful for mass storage [^Stuii^] spectre rattled (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] my ass is useful for mass storage [^Stuii^] spectre rattled [^Stuii^] nice penis tho [^Stuii^] set me up his tool (parpicus)
[ferret] Owf does my ass nicely (parpicus)
[ferret] owf does my ass nicely (parpicus)
FS: LUXURY MOTOR. MAY NEED WORK. CONTACT STUII. FREE DOMAIN NAME INCLUDED! (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] OK SO IM A CUNT, BUT PLEASE, LET ME FUCK YOUR CHILDREN (parpicus)
ON NOW: Woodsta releases the rage. ON NEXT: Part Thne previous programme, 2 of 26 (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Woodsta releases the rage. ON NEXT: The previous programme, Part 2 of 26 (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] Bring it on, I will take your thick cocks right up me till I bleed [^Woodsta^] and then spill my seed on jesus (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] Bring it on, I will take your thick cocks right up me till I bleed [^Woodsta^] and then spill my seed on the son of god (parpicus)
mutinah (SuperDuck) ()
[Surfr] i cum you leave [^Stuii^] eppa its all you deserve (G)
SP0D BANNED....MASSES CHEER! (Mr_Scod)
THE LAST TOPIC WAS A MRS_COD TOPIC AND WAS THEREFORE INVALID. (sp0d)
SP0D SUCKS! (Mr_Scod)
[ferret] oh beat me (Mr_Scod)
[ferret] oh beat and bound me (Mr_Scod)
* ^Stuii^s mother receives his donger (parpicus)
[JimBob] wrist, stop having RSI like pains (^Stuii^)
* ^Stuii^ masturbates over parpicus (parpicus)
* ^Stuii^ masturbates over parpicus [aimaz] i wank over parpicus too (parpicus)
* ^Stuii^ masturbates over parpicus [aimaz] i wank over parpicus too [JimBob] so do i (parpicus)
[Lambie] *willies* (^Woodsta^)
[eppa] I only got a tiny ass (JimBob)
[eppa] I only got a tiny ass * Surfr_ shits himself (JimBob)
�ON NOW:� THE FAMILY SPECTRE, FEAT. MAW, PAW, UNCLE WILLY, COUSIN CLEETUS, GREAT UNCLE COLUMBIA, AND BABY MORTON. (^Woodsta^)
[ally] i sex up my ass with lube (parpicus)
[ally] i sex up my ass with lube [aliks] i use piss (parpicus)
[ally] i sex up my ass with lube [aliks] i use piss [ally] JimBob piss on me (parpicus)
[ally] i sex up my ass with lube [aliks] i use piss [ally] JimBob piss on me [JimBob] how sore were you after that? (^Lambie^)
[fermit] harder (funcan)
[jimbob] Fermit like Spectre ring [fermit] harder (funcan)
IRC2 DOWN, ANARCHY REIGNS (Hypnos)
SAARLAX USES THINKGEEK - LESS ANARCHY REIGNS (Hypnos)
[11:48] -irc2.aber.org.uk- SEGFAULT! Im Meeeeellllting, what a world! (VirtualStuii) ()
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1716081350 (^Stuii^)
http://cgi6.ebay.co.uk/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewListedItems&userid=stuii&include=0&since=-1&sort=2&rows=25 (^Stuii^)
On Now: AMp WAR with ^Stuii^ and Spectre (peanut)
On Now: Amp WAR with ^Stuii^ and Spectre (peanut)
[icklepea] oh no knickers (JimBob)
* icklepea finds porn in the shoes (^Stuii^)
[icklepea] oh no knickers (JimBob)
* icklepea finds porn in shoes (^Stuii^)
[feek] just let me find a decent dive for once (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] PARP [Lambie] ill take it (spectre)
NLA failure (^Stuii^)
[^Lambie^] COCK FUCKING [^Lambie^] STOP IT (sp0d)
[JimBob] I did so many hard, wet homos (parpicus)
Wanted: Single Female, 5ft 5in or above, Medium Build, Long (mid back) Blonde or Brown-Blonde Hair, Fun to be with... Contact Lambie, JimBob, and Sp0d for interview and trial run... (sp0d)
[sp0d] spectre: set me up your inviting anus (parpicus)
#aber �ON NOW:� Its Not Like The Old Days, with Noddie and Wetfish (^Lambie^)
[Surfr] Is the pain worse when you bend over? (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] Is the pain worse when you bend over? [Surfr] it does hurt when I bend over (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] Is the pain worse when you bend over? [Surfr] it does hurt when I bend over [WetFish] I dont think you can get it over the counter (^Stuii^)
�[@^Stuii^] so long as I get my cash I fuck (Catalyst)
[^Stuii^] Ive got a big bot [Surfr] almost too big to hold [eppa] just toooo big (^Lambie)
http://cgi6.ebay.co.uk/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewListedItems&userid=stuii&include=0&since=-1&sort=2&rows=25 (^Stuii^)
* Dyn enjoys anal with ashley (parpicus)
* Dyn enjoys anal with ashley * Dyn does parpicus (parpicus)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/dictionary/display.php?entry=Killing,%20Kitten (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] Fermit: you want my piss today? [Fermit] Surfr, aye [Fermit] give me it to wake up (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] Fermit: you want my poop today? [Fermit] Surfr, aye [Fermit] give me it to wake up [Fermit] pack it firm (parpicus)
[^Lambie^] hurrah, new hornblower (^Woodsta^)
[^Lambie^] hurrah, new hornblower [Lynne] ill lick you (^Woodsta^)
[^Lambie^] hurrah, new hornblower [Lynne] ill lick you [^Lambie] *maim kittens* (spectre)
TDCJ OFFENDER 129 ON THE RUN IN ABERYSTWYTH, THOUGHT TO BE POSING AS A WARDEN (spectre)
[eppa] wow, Im behind SuperDuck now (^Stuii^)
[eppa] wow, Im only just in SuperDuck (eltawater)
[eppa] wow, Im only just in SuperDuck [parpicus] I intend to slip it in (^Stuii^)
[eppa] wow, Im only just in SuperDuck [parpicus] I intend to slip it in [WetFish] ill widen her labia (parpicus)
* parp sucks himself (parpicus)
* parp sucks himself [ferret] i suck myself too (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] Im more than capable of whacking off for 167 hours (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] Im more than capable of whacking off for 167 hours [^Stuii^] I should do some children (parpicus)
SUPERDUCK REVEALS BONDAGE PRICING MATRIX FOR NEW FISCAL YEAR, STOCKS AND SHARES PLUMMET (^Stuii^)
[Saarlax] moggz was last on IRC channel #aber 12 days, 36 minutes ago. (sp0d)
[JimBob] Im just going to check his firmware (^Stuii^)
fiddle the bot hour, with JimBob and SuperDuck (eltawater)
bitterness levels down. Jimbob and eppa blamed (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] I have to force out a long hard stool (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] I have to force out a long hard stool [SuperDuck] Hypnos can evacuate me (parpicus)
NLA Failure (parpicus)
[Surfr] fuck Bidds [Wyrm] sounds reasonable (eltawater)
[SuperDuck] it all depends on how you handle it (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] ,mlj,mlj,ljm,lmj,mlj,mljm,lj,mljm,ljmj,ljm,lmjm [SuperDuck] erk (eltawater)
[aliks] i had ciarans sausage (parpicus)
THE LAST TOPIC WASNT NLA COMPLIANT (sp0d)
[aliks] i just drank feek dry (parpicus)
[aliks] i just drank feek dry [parpicus] sp0d drank you - camply (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] I shat a massive one yesterday (eppa)
[^Stuii^] I shat a massive one yesterday [Surfr_] out come the jaffa cakes (eppa)
[Fermit] Owf: I just splurted over my keyboard (^Stuii^)
[Fermit] I just spurted over Owf (ciaran)
[Dyn] I used to pull plugs out of my :) (Fermit)
[Fermit] Owf: I just splurted over my keyboard (^Stuii^)
#aber �On Now:� My Cars Better Than Yours, with Stuii and Owf (^Lambie^)
#aber �On Now:� My Cocks Better Than Yours, with Stuii and Owf (Ricey)
#aber �On Now:� My Cocks Better Than Yours, with Stuii and Owf [SuperDuck] I find it interesting but thats about it ;) (Ricey)
#aber �On Now:� My Cocks Better Than Yours, with Stuii and Owf [SuperDuck] I find it interesting but thats about it ;) [SuperDuck] but its better being small (Mr_Scod)
[SuperDuck] ooh for fucking on line I get a 1 quid discount (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] ooh for fucking online I get a 1 quid discount [Mr_Scod] im fucking to get food (Owf)
[Owf] hur, the secretary is seriously laying me (eppa)
[JimBob] im an utter mary (parpicus)
on now: seeds of sex-doubt sown in #aber: on next: consequences (parpicus)
Kenneth Wolstenholme DEAD! (Mr_Scod)
Kenneth Wolstenholme DEAD! *TrueShocker* (Mr_Scod)
[feek] fuck this, im off to finish my diss and find a job (Ricey)
#aber student in finishing diss and finding job *shocker* (Ricey)
#aber student in finishing diss and finding job and leaving aber *shocker* (JimBob)
[sp0d] I ordered a sperm sarnie (eppa)
[ferret] fran sorted it for me (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] oooh wouldnt say no [JimBob] would be splendid if you can place it in [eltawater] I know, Im putting it in [eltawater] let me know when youre done (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] oooh wouldnt say no [JimBob] would be splendid if you can place it in [eltawater] I know, Im putting it in [eltawater] let me know when youre done [JimBob] can you see my prostate? (parpicus)
[JimBob] he got messy last time I went down there (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] he got messy last time I went down there [JimBob] it needed serious sucking (Ricey)
ON NOW: SP0DS SHOCKING DOMESTIC TRUTHS. ON NEXT: PARPS SHOCKING 80S TRUTHS (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] ferret - go on, root my slack arse (parpicus)
[humble] me looking for oral (^Stuii^)
[humble] me looking for oral [humble] with anyone [humble] me need a lik (parpicus)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/archive.php#102 (^Stuii^)
CLOSED FOR EASTER. FUCK OFF. (Lambie)
[ferret] bum my abcess (parpicus)
[ferret] bum my abcess [Lambie] i cant contemplate another (Ricey)
[ferret] bum my abcess [Lambie] i cant contemplate another [ferret] but its seeping good (parpicus)
[ferret] bum my abcess [Lambie] i cant contemplate another [ferret] but its seeping good [Lambie] i can work with the pus (parpicus)
* peanut brandishes her fanny * peanut must get some (parpicus)
peanut in budgies tongue episode *unshocker* (sp0d)
[peanut] spod is creep (sp0d)
#aber [Jimbob] Stuii thrust me (^Lambie^)
[JimBob] Stuii: split my cherry butt? (parpicus)
[JimBob] Stuii: split my cherry butt? [^Stuii^] my fingers smell of cat (^Lambie^)
changes topic to Stuii Is A �FACIST (80852)
* Wyrm is hitting the echinacea pretty hard (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] that Mark Steel has nice knacks (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] that Man has nice knackers (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] 12 -]15 - thats what Im aiming for (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] 12 -] 15 - thats what Im aiming for (^Stuii^)
[MarkSheep] line of shite [JimBob] A long cable (ferret)
[MarkSheep] line of shite [JimBob] A long cable [humble] you twat me (^Stuii^)
on now: sp0ds ethnic cleansing; on next: Oh, where did everyone go? (parpicus)
ON NOW: Spectre suffers MMS ON LATER: Where did my ops go with spectre... (sp0d)
DUDLEY MOORE DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
MMS FOUND TO INCREASE TOWARDS THE END OF THE MONTH (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] fresh pee (sp0d)
�F�rs�ljningsvillkor� (^Stuii^)
* Surfr will get his out [SuperDuck] Im not getting mine out (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] SuperDuck has the budgies tongue [SuperDuck] Its a vulva, thats all (parpicus)
[sp0d] I prefer hard [Twpsyn] Im positioning myself [sp0d] Done little bit of that (Lambie)
JimBob in errectile dysfunction *UNSHOCKER* (sp0d)
[SuperDuck] Im trying to make my quim seep (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] Im trying to make my quim seep [SuperDuck] I always get batter (parpicus)
line (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] Im trying to make my quim seep [SuperDuck] I always get batter (parpicus)
line (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] Im trying to make my quim seep [SuperDuck] I always get batter (parpicus)
its all a bit old (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] Im trying to make my quim seep [SuperDuck] I always get batter (parpicus)
enough (SuperDuck)
�nyckelord� (^Stuii^)
The channel cannot be displayed. (^Stuii^)
m4d 4r7 sk1llz [1] (spectre)
ERK (spectre)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS A REACTIONARY GESTURE (spectre)
BIG BREAKFAST DEAD (^Stuii^)
Apple launch new �iBlob� - �http://www.g-news.ch/articles/nhp200nc/images/closeview.jpg� (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] spectre is more a poof than that (Mr_Scod)
NLA Failure (^Stuii^)
Which Autobot Are You? - http://www.android5.com/misc/tests/autobot/autobot_quiz.php (Mr_Scod)
Which Autobot Are You? - http://www.android5.com/misc/tests/autobot/autobot_quiz.phpit pr0n eppa? (Lambie)
Which Autobot Are You? - http://www.android5.com/misc/tests/autobot/autobot_quiz.php (Lambie)
And todays middle east terrorist attack is in: Jerusalem. (^Stuii^)
And todays middle east terrorist attack is in: Jerusalem. Tommorow: West Bank. Day after: Netenya (^Stuii^)
Apple launch new �iBlob� - �http://www.g-news.ch/articles/nhp200nc/images/closeview.jpg� (^Stuii^)
[`natty] I can manage the budgies tongue (parpicus)
[`natty] I can manage the budgies tongue [Serp] hur. so you claim (parpicus)
[`natty] I can manage the budgies tongue [Serp] hur. so you claim [`natty] no really, I can get it massive (parpicus)
I WANT A DOG, demands petulant pet shop boy (^Stuii^)
Meadfield Road in shocking crim aprehension in the front garden by Thames Valley police drama (^Stuii^)
THERE ARE NO WINNERS IN A CHAINSAW MASSACRE (spectre)
[JimBob] I am performing a manual evacuation on Peanut (parpicus)
[JimBob] I am performing a manual evacuation on Peanut * ^Stuii^ sniffs the lather (parpicus)
[Digby] Mine has bottles of beer in it, but I should think a head MIGHT just fit (^Stuii^)
QUEEN MOTHER DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (Lambie)
The Queen Is Now An Orphan (Mr_Scod)
QUEEN MOTHER STILL DEAD *GROUNDBREAKING NEWS* (^Lambie^)
QUEEN MUM KEPT IN STASIS SINCE 9/11 SO SHE CAN HAVE HER *OWN* HEADLINE (parpicus)
#aber �On Now:� The Surfr And Photon Show, with Photon and Surfr �On Next:� Queen Mum Still Dead (rpt) (^Lambie)
QUEEN MOTHER STILL DEAD. WALT DISNEY ALERTED. (^Stuii^)
M4 JUNCTION 6 CLOGGED UP WITH HUNDREDS OF RENTAL CARS FULL OF SOBBING AMERICANS (^Stuii^)
PEREGRINE TOOK DEAD (Ricey)
[eppa] I am hard gay fucking my sister (parpicus)
[eppa] I am hard gay fucking my sister [Serp] I cant get skat fisting mags anywhere (Lambie)
[Surfr] I had to look this up last week when Shrink accused me of having his kids (parpicus)
[Surfr] I hat to look this up last week when Shrink accused me of having his kids (parpicus)
QUEEN DEAD (^Woodsta^)
JENNIFER ANISTON DEAD (^Lambie)
RUSSIA LAUNCHES NUCLEAR MISSLE AT KOSOVO (^Stuii^)
http://slashdot.org/articles/02/04/01/1813245.shtml?tid=129 (spectre)
Do keep up spectre (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] # (eppa)
[^Stuii^] my crotch is all damp (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] how dare you sully me with your filthy noodle (eppa)
QUEEN MOTHERS COFFIN MYSTERIOUSLY SEEN IN MADAME TUSSAUDS. WOMAN HEARD BEHIND CURTAIN SAYING IM A HUNDRED AND ONE YOU KNOW (^Stuii^)
DID AMANDA DOWLER MEET JIMBOB ON THE INTERNET? Infer BBC. (^Woodsta^)
[Lambie] i gave stuii one the other day (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] i gave stuii one the other day [^Stuii^] you covered my arse with glutinous sap (parpicus)
[Lambie] i gave stuii one the other day [^Stuii^] you covered my arse with glutinous sap [Mr_Scod] Stuii, my arsecheeks are always open for you (^Stuii^)
[eppa] cor, the whole office is full of naked men (^Stuii^)
[eppa] cor, the whole office is full of naked men * eppa grins like an idiot (^Stuii^)
[eppa] cor, the whole office is full of naked men * eppa grins like an idiot [eppa] I want one to cum on me (parpicus)
[eppa] I had a man last night, but cant get the taste out of my mouth (eltawater)
[eppa] I had a man last night, but cant get the taste out of my mouth [eppa] so tasty [eppa] there wasnt much in [parpicus] just how I like it (eltawater)
[eppa] I had a man last night, but cant get the taste out of my mouth [eppa] so tasty [eppa] there wasnt much in [parpicus] just how I like it [eltawater] i blew Hypnos too (eppa)
[eltawater] i blew Hypnos too [eppa] I had a man last night, but cant get the taste out of my mouth [eppa] so tasty [eppa] there wasnt much in [parpicus] just how I like it (eppa)
[eltawater] i blew Hypnos [eppa] I had a man last night, but cant get the taste out of my mouth [eppa] so tasty [eppa] there wasnt much in [parpicus] just how I like it (eppa)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (parpicus)
NLA failure (eltawater)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (eltawater)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (eltawater)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (SuperDuck)
elta gets hypnos so wet (Mr_Scod)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (eltawater)
elta gets hypnos so wet (Mr_Scod)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (eltawater)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (ciaran)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (eltawater)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (eppa)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (eppa)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (eltawater)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (eppa)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (eppa)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (eltawater)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (eppa)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (Mr_Scod)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (eppa)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (eltawater)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (eppa)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (eltawater)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (eppa)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (eltawater)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (eppa)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (eltawater)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (eppa)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (eppa)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (eltawater)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] elta gets hypnos so wet [eppa] all over my fingers (eltawater)
[JimBob] fuck Im up elta again (eppa)
[Gulp] i am an arse (ciaran)
the previous topic made mine look good (Gulp)
[Gulp] i have a soiled arse (eppa)
the previous topics made mine look good (Gulp)
[Gulp] i have a soiled arse (eppa)
[Gulp] i have a soiled arse [Gulp] all brown (eppa)
[Gulp] i have a soiled arse [Gulp] all brown [Gulp] arse batter (parpicus)
[Gulp] i have a soiled arse [Gulp] all brown (parpicus)
WATER SHORTAGE HITS ABERYSTWYTH STUDENTS (JimBob)
JOHN CRAVEN DEAD (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] spectre: let me lube your bubble butt and plow it hard (parpicus)
[eltawater] spectre: let me lube your bubble butt and plow it hard [eltawater] *grind* (eppa)
[eppa] who wants one ? [SuperDuck] me ;) [eppa] thats a little beyond me [SuperDuck] hypnos might want one [eppa] Ill be in soon (eltawater)
[eppa] who wants one ? [SuperDuck] me ;) [eppa] thats a little beyond me [SuperDuck] hypnos might want one [eppa] Ill be in soon * eltawater is cak (eppa)
[eppa] who wants one ? [SuperDuck] me ;) [eppa] thats a little beyond me [SuperDuck] hypnos might want one [eppa] Ill be in soon [eppa] in! in! (eltawater)
[funcan] Could someone fellate me like a cheap whore? (parpicus)
[funcan] Could someone fellate me like a cheap whore? [funcan] Cheers ferret (parpicus)
[funcan] Could someone fellate me like a cheap whore? [funcan] Cheers ferret [Ferret] I have the evening to do it (^Lambie)
[funcan] Could someone fellate me like a cheap whore? [funcan] Cheers ferret [Ferret] I have the evening to do it [augen] I hoover minge [augen] sniff my fingers (^Lambie)
[augen] I hoover minge [augen] sniff my fingers (^Lambie)
[augen] I hoover minge [augen] sniff my fingers [augen] they smell of girl arse (parpicus)
[augen] I hoover minge [augen] sniff my fingers [augen] they smell of girl arse [parpicus] you tart (sp0d)
[augen] I hoover minge [augen] sniff my fingers [augen] they smell of girl arse [Owf] I wanna come on them (parpicus)
[augen] Im interested in the feel of warm shit on my prick (parpicus)
ITS WAR. WAR WERE DECLARED. BLACK FACED WAR. LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR. �WAR�, WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR. (^Woodsta^)
ITS WAR. OR POSSIBLY KEBABS. (parpicus)
CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE TURKISH WARKEBABS (^Woodsta^)
[Monsta] lay a huge turd in my gob (parpicus)
[Monsta] lay a huge turd in my gob [Monsta] then shimmy on my face (parpicus)
[Monsta] lay a huge turd in my gob [Monsta] then shimmy on my face [^Woodsta^] PREPARE FOR THIS TURD (parpicus)
[Monsta] lay a huge turd in my gob [Monsta] then shimmy on my face [^Woodsta^] PREPARE FOR THIS TURD [Monsta] lay it on me (parpicus)
[Monsta] lay a huge turd in my gob [Monsta] then shimmy on my face [^Woodsta^] PREPARE FOR THIS TURD [Monsta] lay it on me [Monsta] I want your shit [^Woodsta^] it tastes like marmite (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] cunt [^Stuii^] Ive had two this week [eppa] OOH OOH OOH, FUCKING COMING (eltawater)
[Catalyst] Id grind my face into Christine Halls twat (parpicus)
[^Lambie^] my dirt chute spits out chunks of manfat (parpicus)
[burt] i generally smear my parents cock sweat [burt] as a moisturiser [burt] and bum my auntie [burt] i think of stuii (parpicus)
ON NOW : The Truely Metal Request Hour With Mr_Scod And Spectre (Mr_Scod)
[Mr_Scod] i have to have sex with you [Mr_Scod] eppa, silence [eppa] I shall be gagged! (eltawater)
[Mr_Scod] i have to have sex with you [Mr_Scod] eppa, silence [eppa] I shall be gagged! [^Stuii^] silence (eppa)
[eltawater] must have been quite a shag if your arse smells so bad (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] must have been quite a shag if your arse smells so bad [Owf] allow me to eat my own arse poo (eppa)
[eltawater] must have been quite a shag if your arse smells so bad [Owf] allow me to eat my own poo (eppa)
eppa *FAILURE* (eppa)
[sp0d] SuperDuck [eppa] I want to be that girls lay (Owf)
[^Stuii^] peanut Im willing to give you the budgies tongue (parpicus)
ALL CHANNEL MEMBERS TO HAVE COIN BOXES ATTACHED TO THEIR PC IN ORDER TO PAY FOR #ABER (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I crave the quimly broth (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] HER SKIRTS A BIT TINY, I MIGHT HAVE A COUPLE OF SCREWS (eltawater)
[^Stuii^] HER SKIRTS A BIT TINY, I MIGHT HAVE A COUPLE OF SCREWS [sp0d] Aye I had to do that with my dad (Photon)
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2002036565405.gif (^Stuii^)
[spectre] auj is giving me one, do you have a slot spare (^Stuii^)
http://3point14.org/supra.jpg (Surfr)
[spectre] my sister has head on aber beach (JimBob)
[spectre] my sister has head on aber beach [^Stuii^] theyre both banging away [^Stuii^] Ive been up since 7.00 (sp0d)
[^Stuii^] FUCK MY GAPING �HOLE (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] FUCK MY GAPING �HOLE �[feekery] FUCK IT YOURSELF LAZY BINT (parpicus)
[Catalyst] I let this huge truck driver ram me with his tool (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] I CANT GET IT [^Woodsta^] wank (eltawater)
[^Woodsta^] I CANT GET IT [^Woodsta^] wank [Lambie] 2 out in 1 hand (Photon)
DSCMs ARE PRESENT! (beware) (Surfr)
WAR WERE DECLARED (^Woodsta^)
#aber mourns Queen Mother with multiple minutes of silence (parpicus)
#aber mourns Queen Mother with multiple minutes of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Ricey)
[Surfr_] his comment about mine was: Fsck me! Its huge! (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Cockey Rhyming Snippiness. ON NEXT: Fuck You, I Dont Care Anyway (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] Ive wet my colon, you can suck on my anal pate (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] Ive wet my colon, you can suck on my anal pate * ^Stuii^ sits back and works his slot (parpicus)
[Lynne] wet pants are really uncomfy (WoodWAR)
[Lynne] wet pants are really comfy (StuiiWAR)
[Lynne] wet pants are really comfy [Lynne] I used to have to wear them sometimes to school (StuiiWAR)
[Lynne] wet pants are really comfy [Lynne] I used to have to wear them sometimes to school [Lynne] when they werent dry (StuiiWAR)
[Lynne] wet pants are really comfy [Lynne] I used to have to wear them sometimes to school [Lynne] when they werent dry [Lynne] and theyd get warm (StuiiWAR)
[Lynne] wet pants are really comfy [Lynne] I used to have to wear them sometimes to school [Lynne] when they werent dry [Lynne] and theyd get warm [Lynne] then youd put them on and later, theyd cool down and get damp again :( (StuiiWAR)
[Lynne] I have a spectacular quim (parpWAR)
[Lynne] I have a spectacular quim [Lynne] bidds smears his milk on it (parpWAR)
[Lynne] I have a spectacular quim [Surfr__] use the shower head (StuiiWAR)
[Lynne] I have a spectacular quim [Lynne] bidds smears his milk on it [Lynne] hot sticky cum (parpWAR)
[^Stuii^] fishy quim ahahahahaha (parpicus)
* ^peanut^ plays wantonly with surfr (parpicus)
On now - hardware dealing with Surfr and Ferret (^peanut^)
* feekery awaits parps cum (parpicus)
NO I DO NOT WANT TO BUY YOUR FUCKING TRAVELCARD (Ricey)
[burt] ram me (Mr_Scod)
[SerpCode] I shall submit [^Stuii^] i might stand a better chance of being blown away then [^Stuii^] its too long [SerpCode] force it (Gulp)
[Gulp] ride my arse till it bleeds (parpicus)
[Owf] i moisturise with urine (parpicus)
[sp0d] heh. you give them a wank. they all come at once (Gulp)
�NEWS JUST IN:� RICEY DEPRECIATED! (Catalyst)
ON NOW: The Destruction of Hypnos Account. ON NEXT: Myriad Shell Accounts (StuiiWAR)
[yallaTXL] an orgy [fraggsta] when is it? Id like to get off (StuiiWAR)
[yallaTXL] an orgy [fraggsta] when is it? Id like to get off [yallaTXL] can i have a look in your box? (StuiiWAR)
[yallaTXL] StuiiWAR: you get a prick against everything (StuiiWAR)
POOF INVASION. BACKS TO THE WALLS. (^Woodsta^)
[eppa] was it dripping ? [Photon] I mopped up the drips with a bit of kitchen towel [Photon] I dont like it too slippery [Photon] makes a mess [Surfr] Photon what you want to do is run your finger along the part where its dripping [eppa] then lick it [eppa] dont want to waste any (^Stuii^)
[eppa] was it dripping ? [Photon] I mopped up the drips with a bit of kitchen towel [Photon] I dont like it too slippery [Photon] makes a mess [Surfr] Photon what you want to do is run your finger along the part where its dripping [eppa] then lick it [eppa] dont want to waste any [Surfr] taking a good gr (^Stuii^)
* feekery continues playing with his thingie (eltawater)
�NATIONWIDE TACTICAL ALERT� (^Stuii^)
QUEEN MOTHER DEAD (Gulp)
The previous topic was removed to to being a week and a half late (eltawater)
The previous topic was removed due to being a week and a half late (eltawater)
[sp0d] i flushed his ring [sp0d] I took it the wrong way (Gulp)
SPIKE MILLIGAN DEAD (ciaran)
JESUS DEAD (sp0d)
�ON NOW� Wesley Hour (Gulp)
JESUS DEAD (sp0d)
�ON NOW� Wesley Hour (Gulp)
[insert witty comment here] (sp0d)
Jungle is �massive� apparently. (Gulp)
seen hilarities with Saarlax (sp0d)
Sp0d shows his penis, It makes me snigger anyway claims Gulp. (Gulp)
[Gulp/#blighty] It should be dead quiet in London... (sp0d)
LOOK. THE QUEEN MOTHER �HAS� FUCKED OFF, OKAY? THATD BE WHY ITS HER FUNERAL. (^Stuii^)
QUEEN FAILS TO SING NATIONAL ANTHEM SHOCKER (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Honest Burts PC repair shop. No b0rkage too small (eltawater)
[burt] taste my smeary helmet (parpicus)
[burt] taste my sticky helmet (eppa)
[burt] taste my sticky helmet [burt] no, taste my sticky man juice (eppa)
ON NOW: 2 year old news. QUEEN MOTHER PREPARES FOR 100TH BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I fisted jim (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I fisted jim 07786992731 (Gulp)
the previous topic violated nla protocol (^Stuii^)
[feekery] GIVE ME A FUCK (Owf)
POPE DEAD (^Stuii^)
[StuiiWAR] JimBob explore the brown side [JimBob] I have Cadets for that (StuiiWAR)
QUEEN MUM MURDERED IN EASTENDERS PLOT TWIST (^Woodsta^)
[Hypnos] hur paxman lays israeli (^Woodsta^)
PAXMAN FOR PM (^Stuii^)
* Owf drinks an 18 year old (^Stuii^)
[fran] im hoping to go travelling when i start full time work (Hypnos)
�ON NOW:� JimBob and Sp0ds drool hour (Gulp)
ftp://warez.innit.co.uk/ (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: DJ Burt mixing up the best in pir8ed mp3s (Gulp)
[SuperDuck] I dont like Sex (eppa)
The previous topic had NLA failures (JimBob)
[SuperDuck] I dont like Sex (eppa)
JimBob is a failure (SuperDuck)
[SuperDuck] I dont like Sex (SuperDuck)
�ON NOW:� elta pastes every UK house for sale ever... (Gulp)
The Previous topic was factually incorrect (eltawater)
[SerpRAGE] SHE COULD have a beard [SuperDuck] I wanted to (SerpRAGE)
[Gulp] homeless guy pumped my arse on sunday (eppaHOMELESS)
�NEWS JUST IN:� Owf comments on pulling sp0d at the bay... [Owf] looking pretty is irrelevant (Gulp)
[eppaHOMELESS] parpicus I want it (eltawater)
[eppa] I want it parpicus (JimBob)
��EPPA SHACKS UP WITH PARPICUS�� mate (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW:� Gulps stalker is back... and this time its �WAR� [07876690305] (Gulp)
[eppa] girl, make me cum [eltawater] Ill bugger you? [eppa] aye after that dream (Gulp)
horrendous failure (Ducki)
[Ducki] girl, make me cum [eltawater] Ill bugger you? [eppa] aye after that dream (Gulp)
horrendous failure (Ducki)
SMS 07876690305 NOW... (Gulp)
Anarchic April (Surfr)
* fraggsta attempts to get arsed (^Stuii^)
On Now: Anarchic April, On Next: Mahem May, On Later: Juvinile June (Surfr)
On Now: Anarchic April, On Next: Mahem May, On Later: Juvenile June (Surfr)
Members will note that it is not compulsory to visit all URLs pasted to the channel. (^Stuii^)
Please do not visit http://www.shitcity.com/ (^Stuii^)
The last topic was blatently obvious and also revolting (Surfr)
Please do not visit http://www.shitcity.com/ (^Stuii^)
http://www.kerosene1.co.uk/silly/kids/11.jpg (Mr_Scod)
http://www.kerosene1.co.uk/silly/kids/7.jpg- It starts from 1 - 11 (Mr_Scod)
Arse (Mr_Scod)
BRING BACK THE POUND NOTE (^Stuii^)
PARPICUS PULLS OUT OF NON-MEET. PRECEDENT SET. MORE NEWS VIA NON-SMS AND NON-PHONECALL IN DUE COURSE. (^Stuii^)
[burt] got a site about wet cocks (^Stuii^)
[burt] got a site about wet cocks [^Stuii^] DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK (eltawater)
ON NOW: Non-Meet show signs of cracking. ON NEXT: Complete disintegation. ON AFTER: Surfr goes to peer pressure with Shrink (^Stuii^)
On Now: Kick scod tag (Surfr)
On Now: Swap Shop - This Weeks Swap Is Bedding Material (Mr_Scod)
[@^Lambie^] im going to grunt [@^Lambie^] ngg (fraggsta)
[@^Lambie^] im going to grunt [@^Lambie^] ngg [_spectre] a pain in the ass is a good thing (eppa)
[^Lambie^] stuii blows myles (Mr_Scod)
[Surfr] theres only so much scod I can take (^Lambie^)
[Surfr] theres only so much scod I can take * Surfr is loving this (Photon)
ON NOW: Home Improvement, with Dyn and elta ON NEXT: Gardening tips, with feekery ON LATER: Bathroom splendour, with Lambie (eltawater)
�ON NOW:� Pre-Nonmeet CD burning. �ON NEXT:� YOU OWE ME 50 DEATHSTARS (^Woodsta^)
[feekery] FUCKING UP THE CUNT BANGING BALLS FUCK (^Woodsta^)
#aber FUCK NATION STATES RIGHT IN THE EAR (_spectre)
�NEWS:� Man drowns in bowl of Alpen. Police are blaming a strong current. (Gulp)
[sp0d] I shoot sp0d slop up Hypnos (parpicus)
NLA FAILURE (parpicus)
�NEWS:� Boat crash between a red and blue paint tanker leaves crew marooned. (Gulp)
[^Woodsta^] i need sexy pants (parpicus)
[`natty] gulp, i want it now [`natty] i always do myself.... (Gulp)
[ciaran] my thong is killing me (parpicus)
[Gulp] sp0d are you �REALLY HARD� (eltawater)
[Gulp] sp0d are you �REALLY HARD� [Gulp] SO HARD (eltawater)
[Gulp] sp0d are you �REALLY HARD� [Gulp] SO HARD [JimBob] Im up now (Gulp)
[Gulp] sp0d are you �REALLY HARD� [Gulp] SO HARD [JimBob] Im up now [feekery] cum on me now (Gulp)
* JimBob chucks gulp some of his semen (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] I had Jimbobs semen (eltawater)
* JimBob chucks gulp some of his semen [Surfr] I had Jimbobs semen (^Stuii^)
* JimBob chucks gulp some of his semen [Surfr] I had Jimbobs semen [^Stuii^] mine was better (parpicus)
* JimBob chucks gulp some of his semen [Surfr] I had Jimbobs semen [^Stuii^] mine was better [`natty] you make a lovely wad (parpicus)
[eltawater] Im getting my tongue up parps arse (parpicus)
THE NEVER ENDING CYCLE OF RAGE (^Stuii^)
[ferret] I banged up stuii (^Stuii^)
YES, THATS RIGHT. YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD AND SUPPOSE THAT EVERYONE IS AT THE NON-MEET (^Stuii^)
BECKHAM DROPPED FROM NEWS.BBC TOP 3 HEADLINES; HES VERY DISTRAUGHT, REPORTS FATHER; HELLO MAGAZINE WITHDRAW FUNDING (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Coverage of the brink of global thermonuclear war (except on S4C, where it will be shown 3 hours later after POBOL YR OPPRESSION) (^Stuii^)
#ABER CLOSED (^Stuii^)
THE NEVER ENDING CYCLE OF RAGE (^Stuii^)
#ABER CLOSES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 4 YEARS *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
CHEMICAL BLAST IN TYNSIDE, IT MUST BE TERRORISM (VirtualStuii)
CHEMICAL BLAST IN TYNESIDE, IT MUST BE TERRORISM (VirtualStuii)
(VirtualStuii)
CHANNEL CLOSED (VirtualStuii)
STUII IS LAME (Lambie)
EVERYONES DEAD DAVE (eltawater)
[eppa] butt munch [eppa] I simply must do something today [eppa] besides fucking (^Stuii^)
Channel Barbey at St Marys. Bring Bitterness (ferret)
Channel Barbey at St Marys. Bring Bitterness. Oh and some b33r (ferret)
Non-Meet Barbeque at St. Marys. Bring bitterness. Oh and some beer, (^Stuii^)
YES. EVERYONES AT THE NON-MEET. NO. WE DONT HAVE ANYONES PHONE NUMBER. (^Stuii^)
YES. EVERYONES AT THE NON-MEET. NO. WE DONT HAVE ANYONES PHONE NUMBER. NOR DO WE KNOW WHERE ANYONE IS. WE DONT KNOW WHO EVERYONE GOT OFF WITH, AND WE DONT KNOW HOW MUCH MYLES BAIL WILL BE. NOW FUCK OFF. (non-Stuii)
CHANNEL PAUSED (non-Stuii)
THE NEVER ENDING CYCLE OF RAGE (^Stuii^)
[ferret] animal [sp0d] now I can mount it. (spectre)
[ferret] animal [sp0d] now I can mount it [eppa] finger me# (ferret)
[ferret] animal [sp0d] now I can mount it [eppa] finger me (ferret)
ferret] animal [sp0d] now I can mount it [eppa] finger me [ferret] the Pubic Hair (i like that ;P) (eppa)
the previous topic was hellaweak (^Stuii^)
http://www.woodsta.com/gfx/index.php?basedir=.%2Fdigicam%2FAberApril (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] I didnt quite know how to take it [^Woodsta^] well fuck him then (eltawater)
[Surfr] I didnt quite know how to take it [^Woodsta^] well fuck him then [^Woodsta^] ricey was taking loads (eltawater)
[Surfr] I didnt quite know how to take it [^Woodsta^] well fuck him then [^Woodsta^] ricey was taking loads [Surfr] do I need to unzip each one ? (^Stuii^)
BIG Penis?WE GUARANTEE GENUINE LASTING RESULTS! OUR METHOD WILL WORK FOR YOU 100%, OR YOU GET 100% OF YOUR MONEY BACK! (VirtualStuii)
[Ducki] my fantasy is a rugby team (^Stuii^)
[Ducki] Im going to undress slowly, pouting and stooping so you can see my pussy (parpicus)
rage and bitterness, with ^Stuii^ and Ducki (Ducki)
KIMBERLEY CLARKE DEAD (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] use me as your toilet, fill me up with torrid feces (parpicus)
The previous topic contained a murkin spelling and has been removed. (^Woodsta^)
[Catalyst] Personally, I like the ass [^Stuii^] youre missing your chance to ram me (ferret)
The previous topic was submitted by someone unable to follow basic sets of rules. (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] surfr fancy me? (eppa)
[^Woodsta^] oooooooooooooooooooooooooooook (Ricey)
[Woodwork] I need to bang (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] I need to bang [JimBob] slip me a penis [JimBob] I give head (Gulp)
[Gulp] Come watch me and my friends sucking cock (Ducki)
Surfr pops out poo (eppa)
�ON NOW:� THE REIGN OF THE WESLEY! [rpt. starring Sp0d] �ON LATER:� How To Boil an Egg [Gulp shares his MCP skill] (Gulp) ()
[Owf] if you want an example of male supremacy, I insist you check out my glistening helmet (parpicus)
[Owf] if you want an example of male supremacy, I insist you check out my glistening helmet [Catalyst] I think youll find my bell end is far meatier (parpicus)
[Owf] if you want an example of male supremacy, I insist you check out my glistening helmet [Catalyst] I think youll find my bell end is far meatier [Surfr_] actually thats nothing in comparison with what i have (parpicus)
[Owf] if you want an example of male supremacy, I insist you check out my glistening helmet [Catalyst] I think youll find my bell end is far meatier [Surfr_] actually thats nothing in comparison with what i have [Ferret] Thats damn nice (eppa)
[Owf] if you want an example of male supremacy, I insist you check out my glistening helmet [Catalyst] I think youll find my bell end is far meatier [Surfr_] actually thats nothing in comparison with what i have [Owf] ferrets is tiny and shrivelled (parpicus)
[parpicus] short-skirted bird wanders round putting out parpicus] only manners to accept innit [parpicus] Twice (spectre)
[parpicus] short-skirted bird wanders round putting out [parpicus] only manners to accept innit [parpicus] Twice (spectre)
the previous topic was not NLA-compliant (parpicus)
the previous topic will cost each of us nine pounds, payable to spectre... (Gulp)
the previous problem was Lambies fault. (fraggsta)
[Ricey] i thought mine was small till i saw his (Lambie)
[Ricey] i thought mine was small till i saw his [fraggsta] I like my boys strong, large and stiff (Ricey)
ON NOW: Tonights main event, SCM versus Wesley. LETS GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMBLEEEEE (eltawater)
[Ricey] i thought mine was small till i saw his [fraggsta] I like my boys strong, large and stiff [Lambie] no effort required (Ricey)
[Ducki] I eat Conor out (parpicus)
[Ducki] I eat Conor out [Ducki] stop giving me 1 (^Stuii^)
[Ducki] I eat Conor out [Ducki] give me one (eppa)
the previous topic was a tad unfair and childish (eppa)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC MAKES ME FEEL SICK (^Stuii^)
BogoMIPS WAR (Shrink)
[JimBob] time to evacuate Arse (eppa)
[JimBob] time to evacuate Arse [Lambie] *take cover* (Gulp)
[JimBob] time to evacuate Arse [feekery] *scoff* (eppa)
[JimBob] time to evacuate Arse [feekery] *scoff* [Gulp] FUCK STILL HORNY (JimBob)
[JimBob] time to evacuate Arse [feekery] *scoff* [Gulp] FUCK. STILL HUNGRY (eppa)
[JimBob] time to evacuate Arse [feekery] *scoff* [Gulp] FUCK. STILL HORNY (eppa)
PREVIOUS TOPIC GRAMMAR HAD LITTLE NONE OR LESS. (Gulp)
[JimBob] time to evacuate Arse [feekery] *scoff* [Gulp] FUCK. STILL HORNY (eppa)
PREVIOUS TOPIC GRAMMAR HAD LITTLE NONE OR LESS. AND W34K IT WAS. HMMMMM. (Gulp)
[JimBob] time to evacuate Arse [feekery] *scoff* [Gulp] FUCK. STILL HORNY (eppa)
[Gulp] FUCK OFF NIGGERS (parpicus)
PREVIOUS TOPIC GRAMMAR HAD LITTLE NONE OR LESS. AND W34K IT WAS. HMMMMM. [GULP SUCKS COCK] (Gulp)
[JimBob] time to evacuate Arse [feekery] *scoff* [Gulp] FUCK. STILL HORNY (eppa)
[Gulp] FUCK OFF NIGGERS (eppa)
[Gulp] FUCK OFF NIGGERS [Lambie] gulp you coon (parpicus)
[eppa] I did SuperDuck earlier (Lambie)
[eppa] I did SuperDuck earlier [eppa] got to be in by 9am (Gulp)
http://users.aber.ac.uk/dvp8/itsjimbob.txt (Gulp)
[FeekKip] FUCKING SHITTY NIGGERS (parpicus)
ON NOW: Join-and-Leave-a-Thon... (Gulp)
[Catalyst] Silence, i eat cum. (Surfr_)
ON NOW: STUII NON-MEET SPECTACULAR ON NEXT: Where The Fuck Were You? (Lambie)
[yallaPUB] Ricey swings his ass like elvis but looks like a dork (parpicus)
[Ricey] insert it [sixxie] ooooh (fraggsta)
* JimBob has been with Stuii *horror* [JimBob] baby is the word (parpicus)
* JimBob has been with Stuii *horror* [JimBob] baby is the word * Surfr wants a black one (Ricey)
�News:� Tax increase on alcopops leaves JimBob in tears (Gulp)
1 minute till doom (Ducki)
DOOM (Ducki)
�NEWS:� Spectre gives his hardship fund money to SuperDuck *DREAMSHOCKER* (Gulp)
ALLY MCBEAL DEAD (parpicus)
[JimBob] he met me to harass some School kid in the bog (Gulp)
Failure (JimBob)
[JimBob] he met me to harass some School kid in the bog (Gulp)
�#aber sinking!� Man the signoffs! Women and sp0d first! (Catalyst)
[JimBob] I had franks bot and cunt (ferret)
[fraggsta] peanut, youve shat on my amiga (parpicus)
[fraggsta] peanut, youve shat on my amiga [eppa] she laid a fat one on my mac too (parpicus)
[fraggsta] peanut, youve shat on my amiga [eppa] she laid a fat one on my mac too [^Woodsta^] I wipe my own fucking arse (Ricey)
MOGGZ IN PAPER *TRUESHOCKER* http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/main.jhtml?xml=/money/2002/04/18/cbmarr18.xml (eltawater)
[JimBob] I fucked him in the backside and made him come too (eltawater)
[JimBob] I fucked him in the backside and made him come too [Aimaz] well it worked [Ricey] with his come stuff [^Woodsta^] I so prefer his come (eltawater)
[JimBob] I fucked him in the backside and made him come too [Aimaz] well it worked [Ricey] with his come stuff [^Woodsta^] I so prefer his come [Ricey] stretch that meat (eltawater)
[JimBob] I fucked him in the backside and made him come too [Aimaz] well it worked [Ricey] with his come stuff [^Woodsta^] I so prefer his come [Ricey] stretch that meat [^Woodsta^] wank (fraggsta)
[JimBob] I fucked him in the [^Woodsta^] zoinks (Ricey)
[JimBob] I fucked him in the [^Woodsta^] zoinks [Lambie] i miss the virgins (Ricey)
http://www.seethru.co.uk/games/incriminati/incriminati.swf (Surfr__)
[JimBob] i came early yesterday [JimBob] Gulp cum on me [JimBob] Gulp is too young [Surfr] damn (Gulp) ()
* Dyn saw that ages ago (parpicus)
TOTAL RANDOM CUNT TALKS TO LAMBIE (Surfr)
TOTAL RANDOM CUNT TALKS TO LAMBIE THEN SPILLS PINT OVER HYPNOS (Surfr)
THIS JUST IN: STALIN FUCKS MARX IN THE EAR (spectre)
[spectre] fucking hippahs (eppa)
�Some stupid hour of the morning and alls well!� (Catalyst)
[Lambie] I shall ploy spectre to intert it into me (ferret)
[Lambie] I shall ploy spectre to insert it into me (ferret)
[^Woodsta^] ronan keatings just made cat deeley wet herself [Lambie] i shall have the mess (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] ronan keatings just made cat deeley wet herself [Lambie] i shall have the mess [^Woodsta^] and the budgies tongue (parpicus)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/dictionary/display.php?entry=ciiiik (Surfr_)
[Hypnos] for some reason i assumed youd do it orally (^Stuii^)
[Owf] Im searching for houses in BRadFORD (^Stuii^)
[ferret] Do you want my tight anal starfish [mooky] i want to insert me meat [Sebb] i shall watch (parpicus)
[ferret] Do you want my tight anal starfish [mooky] i want to insert me meat [Sebb] i shall watch [Sebb] Spectre told me you were real hot men (parpicus)
WARNING FOR ALL CHANNEL MEMBERS: http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_1939000/1939094.stm (^Stuii^)
* Ducki scrapes her tits (parpicus)
Volvo 440 GLI For Sale 550 UKP (Surfr)
[Surfr] Aimaz: your trying to mount a floppy ? (^Woodsta^)
on now: parpicus and ^Woodsta^ take turns at Kylies anus (parpicus)
�irc.thinkgeek users please transfer to irc2� (^Stuii^)
AberNET Upgrade status: irc1 closed, irc2 open, irc3 closed, irc4 open (^Stuii^)
#aberites fall to the inevitable, terrifying inanity of domestic lives. Their memory will live on. (fraggsta)
[eppa] never wanted a larger penis. [eppa] its not hard (^Stuii^)
[eppa] never wanted a larger penis. [eppa] its not hard [^Stuii^] im sure itll come (Shrink)
The previous topic was not NLA compliant (^Stuii^)
#aber BARONESS YOUNG REPULSED BY GAY WILDEBEAST *TRUESHOCKER* (^Lambie)
[Woodwork] I wonder if mum would notice if I put skids on her box (^Stuii^)
ST. GEORGES DAY ZONE. INSENSITIVE ENGLISH RACISTS ONLY. (^Stuii^)
LINDA LOVELACE DEAD (ciaran)
POPE NOT DEAD *shocker* (^Woodsta^)
[Owf] man fiddling to obtain satisfaction (^Woodsta^)
Normal People claim universe is beige. claims raving loonie. claims website. (Ferret)
[Woodwork] Id pay extra to double my penis (Gulp)
[Mr_Scod] Gulp mount me (Gulp)
[Mr_Scod] Gulp mount me [Gulp] :) (sp0d)
[Woodwork] peanuts budgies tongue is strange (parpicus)
[Woodwork] peanuts budgies tongue is strange [Surfr] totally caked in shit (parpicus)
ON NOW: Ferrets Craft Contradiction Snippiness. ON NEXT: Ferrets Linux Box Falls Over (^Stuii^)
ON LATER: Stuiis hard disk dies (Gulp)
TONIGHT IS GAY, reveals Kylie (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I seem to have the full length inside neil (^Stuii^)
�AberFRIDGE�. Have you had yours? (Catalyst)
* Hypnos smirks at Liz tits (parpicus)
* Hypnos smirks at Liz tits [Hypnos] shes got pert ones and a nice quim (parpicus)
* Hypnos smirks at Liz tits [Hypnos] shes got pert ones and a nice quim [Hypnos] bit old.. still she puts out (parpicus)
* Hypnos smirks at Liz tits [Hypnos] shes got pert ones and a nice quim [Hypnos] bit old.. still she puts out [^Stuii^] in the days when i did pussy, she was the best (parpicus)
* ^Stuii^ rubs his stump on woodsta (parpicus)
previous topic was an NLA failure (parpicus)
[^peanut^] YOU HAVE ALSO HAD A FILLING (^Stuii^)
[^peanut^] I want to bathe in my urine (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] Im getting mounted by russians [Surfr] in your cunt? (ferret)
WHAT HAPPEN? StuiiFailure, rebooting the ircd box. that is all (eltawater)
Teething troubles. Deal. (^Stuii^)
CHRIS PRICE DEAD (Ducki)
[Ducki] I wish someone would take me out to dinner (JimBob)
�HYPNOS. TAKE SUPERDUCK OUT FOR A MEAL� (Gulp)
�ON NOW:� Mining Disasters with Woods and Wyrm �ON NEXT:� Toilet disasters with Sp0d (Gulp)
[Wyrm] i is a batty boy [Wyrm] me wants hard gay batty action (parpicus)
ON NOW: Wesleys fail dismally at following procedures. SCMs smirk (eltawater)
D.A.V.E. (Wyrm)
Its quiet. Too quiet... (Wyrm)
[spectre] i havent done it yet [spectre] it sucks (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] I wish to flick-tongue a womans insides. (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] I wish to flick-tongue a womans insides [FULL NLA] (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] I wish to flick-tongue a womans insides [^Stuii^] I WANT TO SUCK MINGE TOO (parpicus)
[Woodwork] I quite regularly suck (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] I quite regularly suck [Woodwork] my cable has dropped (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] I quite regularly suck [Woodwork] my cable has dropped [Woodwork] my finger slipped (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] I quite regularly suck [Woodwork] my cable has dropped [Woodwork] my finger slipped [Woodwork] I stuck my finger in (^Stuii^)
[Aimaz] Well just fiddle with Stuii [^Stuii^] I am not here to help (ferret__)
previous topic was an NLA failure (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] label my snatch (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I sit on Michael Balls bulge (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] i was eaten out by the checkout girl at asda (parpicus)
Welcome to Apostrophe Evening. Perpetrators of apostrophe failures will be banned. For four hours. (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] screws moms [Lambie] my pupils legs flail wildly (ferret__)
Welcome to Apostrophe Evening. Perpetrators of apostrophe failures will be banned. For four hours. (^Stuii^)
[eppa] it feels like arse (^Stuii^)
burt: [^Stuii^]: I offer my arse. [eppa] it feels like arse (parpicus)
[burt]: ^Stuii^: I offer my arse. [eppa] it feels like arse [burt] Would everyone cop a feel (parpicus)
[burt] i have an entry for parpicus (eppa)
[burt] And yes, I scour this channel for pert, hard ass. [burt] i have an entry for parpicus (parpicus)
ON NOW: Eltas Dental Hygenie Tips. ON NEXT: Dr. Eltas Friday Surgery, WITH HILARIOUS CONSEQUENCES (^Stuii^)
NOT THE CUTE ONE FROM TLC DEAD *SHOCKER* (ferret)
[Serp] jimbob: I have wee and will use it (Gulp)
[Woodwork] soon I shall have tits (Owf)
[Surfr] Im sure theres a technique to getting it moist again [Surfr] possibly putting a lass in it (funcan)
[^lambie^] thats you soiled (fragg)
[^lambie^] thats you soiled * eppa likes his own sick (eppa)
#aber NLA Failure (^Lambie^)
Surfr_ strokes up a Woody release (__ferret_)
#aber ... Its not just an IRC channel, its a way of life... (Surfr_)
�ON NOW:� Twilight zone comes to #aber... (Gulp)
[^peanut^] you can have my pit [^peanut^] service our toilet (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW�: Freeciv Megamatch. �|ON NEXT|�: [Hypnos] fuck this in the ear. (^Woodsta^)
[peanut] BEAVER! (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] lambie can we start yet (JimBob)
[eppa] I need abuse (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] I DEMAND PERT BUTT (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] I DEMAND PERT BUTT [^Woodsta^] AND STICKY BRAS (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] I DEMAND PERT BUTT [^Woodsta^] AND STICKY BRAS [fragg] MY ManCUNT IS YOURS (parpicus)
[fragg] what good is fucking incest? (^Woodsta^)
superduck dumped *trueshocker* (ducki)
enough (ducki)
FRAGG IN BADGER BEDDING REVELATIONS UNSHOCKER (^Woodsta^)
FRAGG IN BADGER BEDDING REVELATIONS UNSHOCKER * fraggsta enters a random badger (Ricey)
�ON NOW:� Ricey chats with the wimmin �ON NEXT:� sp0d comes back (Ricey)
[^peanut^] lambie, taste my punani (parpicus)
[^peanut^] lambie, taste my punani [^peanut^] Ive got quite a wodge :) (Ricey)
[^peanut^] lambie, taste my punani [^peanut^] Ive got quite a wodge :) * ^peanut^ pats it proudly (parpicus)
[Lambie] eppa ill be delighted to impale you (parpicus)
[Lambie] eppa ill be delighted to impale you [eppa] oh arse (JimBob)
WARNING: Wesley tolerance levels are low. You join at your own risk. (^Stuii^)
[eppa] from the furry cup [Finn] commence moaning (^Woodsta^)
[eppa] from the furry cup [Finn] commence moaning [Finn] *moanmoanmoanmoanmoan (^Woodsta^)
snippy night (Ricey)
EPPA SNIFFS JIMBOBS FLIES. JIMBOB SHOCKED. (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] I prefer long hong (JimBob)
ON NOW: THE RETURN OF THE WESLEYS, With Gulp and Sp0d. (Woodwork)
Wood ponders buggering deb [Surfr] well with your fat pipe Id go with deb (eppa)
[JimBob] shove a random trout up my arse (^Stuii^)
* kerni wanks off to stargate * kernis slot overflows (parpicus)
* kerni wanks off to stargate (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] I want head (fraggsta)
[yalla] Lambie: open up that ass [Lambie] Shit and wank in there [yalla] lambie: *grrggh* (parpicus)
[jkd] i submitted to Dick ages ago (^Stuii^)
ALARM. CHANNEL IN LOCKDOWN. SCHNELL VORSICHT. (^Woodsta^)
ALARM. WAR WERE DECLARED. CHANNEL IN LOCKDOWN. SCHNELL VORSICHT. (^Woodsta^)
SISTER SLEDGE DEAD (^Stuii^)
Lambie enters Conspiracy Theorists (fraggsta)
On now: Obsolete hardware piss contest (rerun) (funcan)
�gnomie� pokes ferret [burt] i really need to screw it keeps slipping out [Surfr] i like it, Ill do you (ferret_)
Sp0d in p0rking BlueLizzard �*UBERSHOCKER*� (Gulp)
The last topic was untrue. (sp0d)
Sp0d in p0rking BlueLizzard �*UBERSHOCKER*� (Gulp)
The last topic was untrue. (sp0d)
Sp0d in p0rking BlueLizzard �*UBERSHOCKER*� (Gulp)
Sp0d in p0rking BlueLizzard �*UBERSHOCKER*� (Truth may be lacking) (Gulp)
[sp0d] moist? (sp0d)
[sp0d] moist? [Gulp] what a wank (Gulp)
[Wyrm] I was forced to bone Woodsta in the Bay (parpicus)
[Wyrm] I was forced to bone Woodsta in the Bay [Surfr] I need greasing (Owf)
[SerpDiss] anyone know how much a decent bugger costs ? (Wyrm)
[SerpDiss] anyone know how much a decent bugger costs ? [SerpDiss] i want to rip my arse apart (parpicus)
[Wyrm] my penis is too saggy for natashas quim (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] 20 millimetres is actually quite long (Wyrm)
terrible NLA failure (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] my penis is too saggy for natashas quim (parpicus)
* parpicus blows a kitten (Lambie)
* parpicus blows a kitten [fraggsta] I hope he thrusts his face into my arse as well (parpicus)
[fraggsta] Ive discovered that Amigas are shit. im so sorry (parpicus)
[Lambie] just cream the vagina (^Woodsta^)
[Lambie] just cream the vagina [Lambie] then slip my todger in (parpicus)
[Lambie] just cream the vagina [Lambie] then slip my todger in [Lambie] eat it parp (parpicus)
ON NOW: Woodsta and Lambies Safe Colour Charts. ON NEXT: Parps Hanky Code (^Stuii^)
[natasha] ^Stuii^, I hear you search the cunt [natasha] or perhaps the minge... [^Stuii^] natasha? [^Stuii^] its 4 inches long (parpicus)
[#aber] make sure the wet cunt is eating out the big gay arse of the fuck me whoopsie with a smear of manfat and glarty knob-ends (parpicus)
[kerni] i tried to get it to stream [ciaran] what did it do, kerni? [kerni] just froze up and did bugger all (^Stuii^)
[kerni] i tried to get it to stream [ciaran] what did it do, kerni? [kerni] just froze up and did bugger all [ciaran] clear out the sludge [ciaran] work that cunt, bitch (parpicus)
[kerni] i tried to get it to stream [ciaran] what did it do, kerni? [kerni] just froze up and did bugger all [ciaran] clear out the sludge [ciaran] work that cunt, bitch [Surfr_] the 2 of us cant hold it (Lambie)
[funcan] Hmmm, parpicus will turn this into a topic (parpicus)
[Owf] hubba natasha [Owf] taste my sac (parpicus)
[Owf] hubba natasha [Owf] taste my sac [Owf] and my sausage of love (parpicus)
[Owf] hubba natasha [Owf] taste my sac [Owf] and my sausage of love [natasha] its so small, like a babys (parpicus)
* ^Stuii^ peels his foreskin gunk out (parpicus)
* ^Stuii^ peels his foreskin gunk out [natasha] try my ditch (parpicus)
[Surfr] Im not sure how my package is different to Stuiis (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] Im not sure how my package is different to Stuiis [Woodwork] Surfr: you need a BRA (parpicus)
[Gulp] sp0d has no weener [Woodwork] so we suspected [sp0d] aye [Owf] nothing to hold in your office (Gulp)
[Gulp] sp0d has no weener [Woodwork] so we suspected [sp0d] aye [Owf] nothing to hold in your office [ciaran] remarkably, i havent had one of those for a while (eppa)
[Wyrm] youth lips feel tiny (eppa)
Feek opens a bottle of crack (eppa)
�ON NOW:� Grill a Wesley (Gulp)
[Wyrm] that reminds me... must lay more chickens (^Stuii^)
[sp0d] I fuck midgets! (Gulp)
[Woodwork] elta Im sure itll slot into place in time (^Stuii^)
[ciaran] my peckas in stuii [natasha] try me vag. [Surfr] Im a man eater [sp0d] I eat a lot of vag. (Gulp)
[ciaran] my peckas in stuii [natasha] try me vag. [Surfr] Im a man eater [sp0d] I eat a lot of vag. [natasha] sit on his face (Gulp)
the previous topic was a gulp failure. (Gulp)
the previosu topic was a gulp failure. its wont be the last MARK MY WORDS (ferret)
the previous topic was a gulp failure. its wont be the last MARK MY WORDS (ferret)
ferret failed. gulp got grilled. parp poured passion. spod spilt spunk. (Gulp)
[Gulp] I blow goats. (sp0d)
The last topic was bullshit. (sp0d)
[^Stuii^] I require quimly soup (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] I require quimly soup * ^Stuii^ eats cnych out (parpicus)
* natasha tosses Woods some (^Woodsta^)
�parpicus� awaits delivery of bottie [Lambie] home delivered services from a 18 yr old nob eh [parpicus] hes rather hard (ferret_)
* Surfr eyes up the egyptian lad (^Stuii^)
* ^peanut^ shows woodsta the tits (^Stuii^)
* ^Woodsta^ prepares to pound Stuii [Lambie] ive cleaned him (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] hur, Im shaving my colon (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] hur, Im shaving my colon [ferret__] SLLLLLUUUUURRRRP (Lambie)
EXTERNAL LINK DOWN *unshocker* (spectre) ()
[ferret] surfr [ferret] its going in and out [ferret] oh up and down (^Stuii^)
[ferret] surfr [ferret] its going in and out [ferret] oh up and down [^Stuii^] fits my huge arse (eltawater)
#ABER WESLEY FREE DAY. EXCEPT EPPA. AND FERRET. (^Stuii^)
[Ferret] I insert bottles up my arse (Mr_Scod)
[Ferret] I insert bottles up my arse [Ferret] I drink urine (Mr_Scod)
[Ferret] I insert bottles up my arse [Ferret] I drink urine (Mr_Scod)
[parpicus] ^Stuii^ - Im fucking natasha (^Stuii^)
[mooky] for some reason after coming , i had a sudden urge to be naked (JimBob)
On Now: Wesleh Free Day ends On Later : Wesleh Free Week Commences. Let the bitterness flow (ferret)
[Lambie] all that malarkey puts the willies up me (JimBob)
* Wyrm has a smoking vagina (parpicus)
do it so say it out loud: Masturbation. Come As You Are encourages everyone to touch themselves for a good cause. The fourth annual Masturbate-A-Thon is a weekend of solo sex to raise funds for womens health organizations. Ask your friends and neighbours to sponsor you for every minute of masturbation dur (Surfr_)
http://www.toronto.com/profile/672037/?cslink=cs_generic_8_0 (Surfr_)
[^Stuii^] i just exposed it in public (eppa)
[^Stuii^] i just exposed it in public [^Stuii^] Gradwell saw it in my bedroom (eppa)
[^Stuii^] i just exposed it in public [^Stuii^] Gradwell saw it in my bedroom [Owf] I dont want it snaking round the house (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] i just exposed it in public [^Stuii^] Gradwell saw it in my bedroom [Owf] I dont want it snaking round the house [Surfr_] I can taste seed (eppa)
[^Stuii^] i just exposed it in public [^Stuii^] Gradwell saw it in my bedroom [Owf] I dont want it snaking round the house (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] i just exposed it in public [^Stuii^] Gradwell saw it in my bedroom [Owf] I dont want it snaking round the house [eppa] stuii you retracted too early (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] i just exposed it in public [^Stuii^] Gradwell saw it in my bedroom [Owf] I dont want it snaking round the house [eppa] stuii you retracted too early [Owf] do mine while youre at it [Owf] funnel It in (eppa)
[^Stuii^] i just exposed it in public [^Stuii^] Gradwell saw it in my bedroom [Owf] I dont want it snaking round the house [eppa] stuii you retracted too early [Owf] do mine while youre at it [Owf] funnel It in [eltawater] Ill be in Gran (^Stuii^)
[kerni] its the only time I ever gave a wank [parpicus] oh dear - I am coming (ferret)
[kerni] its the only time I ever gave a wank [parpicus] oh dear - I am coming [kerni] its terribly sticky (parpicus)
BARBARA CASTLE DEAD (Lambie)
BARBARA CASTLE DEAD (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] I use my mums undies [^Woodsta^] *rub* (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] I use my mums undies [^Woodsta^] *rub* [Finn] lambie gis a wedge [Lambie] *wedge* (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] I use my mums undies [^Woodsta^] *rub* * ^Woodsta^ spies on her pants (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] I use my mums undies [^Woodsta^] *rub* * ^Woodsta^ spies on her pants [^Woodsta^] prime gusset (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] I use my mums undies [^Woodsta^] *rub* * ^Woodsta^ spies on her pants [^Woodsta^] prime gusset [Lambie] sniff it good (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] I use my mums undies [^Woodsta^] *rub* * ^Woodsta^ spies on her pants [^Woodsta^] prime gusset [Lambie] sniff it good [kerni] tastes alright though (Lambie)
�On Now:� Kiddy fight. �On Later:� Desperate Dan still not funny. (Catalyst)
�On Now:� Kiddy fight. �On Later:� Desperate Dan still not funny. �Meanwhile:� DESPERATE DAN DEAD (hypno_)
[Gulp] When richard said you can have some of my butt i said oh can i fuck it?! (ferret)
#aber The Previous Topic Was A Gross NLA Failure (Lambie)
�ON NOW:� The holiday show with Spectre... �NEWS:� UWA Webcache failure continues... (Gulp)
[Lambie] ill accept some considerable buffing (spectre)
[Lambie] ill accept some considerable buffing [Ghengis] eat my ass (spectre)
[Lambie] ill accept some considerable buffing [Ghengis] eat my ass [Surfr] I have 2 ultra wide asses (Lambie)
AAAAAHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH, randomly shouts Baron Vladimir Harkonen, of the the Harkonen planet Giedi Prime (^Stuii^)
[ferret_] I only choose the biggest weapon (^Stuii^)
[Surfr_] i fuck ^Woodsta^ hard (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr_] i fuck ^Woodsta^ hard [Surfr_] gyrating my sexy meat in him (parpicus)
[Surfr_] i fuck ^Woodsta^ hard [Surfr_] gyrating my sexy meat in him [Serp] I shall have a play (^Stuii^)
[Surfr_] i fuck ^Woodsta^ hard [Surfr_] gyrating my sexy meat in him [Lambie] a fraction harder * Surfr_ learns how (^Stuii^)
[Surfr_] i fuck ^Woodsta^ hard [Surfr_] gyrating my sexy meat in him [Surfr_] arrrgh [Surfr_] my fucking nuts [Surfr_] arse just too fucking wide (^Stuii^)
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. (^Woodsta^)
http://www.shadow-lord.com/gfx/itsnotliketheolddays/TheGrimIncident.gif ITS NOT WOODSTA, ALRIGHT. (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: St. Marys Snippiness. ON NEXT: Lambie finds alternative accomodation (^Stuii^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/dictionary/display.php?entry=Smuerk (^Woodsta^)
�on now:� film 2002 with shrink �on later:� crap black and white film on bbc2 (Gulp)
* kerni wonders why her pit smells like brasso (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Wesley takes on SCM. ON NEXT: The bitter wesley sobbing (^Stuii^)
[sp0d] My big fuckup was missing the slot (Gulp)
[Surfr_] a quick ride has got me panting (^Stuii^)
[Surfr_] a quick ride has got me panting [Surfr_] admittedly I was tanking it, but still (^Stuii^)
PIM FORTUYN DEAD (Lambie)
[^Woodsta^] OOOOOOOOOOOK (^Stuii^)
Wesley Zero Tollerance Weekend draws to a close with surprising results (Surfr)
[^Woodsta^] hmm, I must sort out the bird behind the desk sometime (^Stuii^)
Some Nazi From Holland Shot In Head. Watch News. Try to not smile. (ferret__)
On Now: Parallel Universe University Choices On Next: Stuii Runs #glamorgan (Lambie)
MONTGOMERY SCOTT, CHIEF ENGINEER USS ENTERPRISE NCC1701-A IN COMA *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
MONTGOMERY SCOTT, CHIEF ENGINEER USS ENTERPRISE NCC1701-A �NOT� IN COMA *TRUEUNSHOCKER* (Catalyst)
RANDOLPH SCOTT DEAD *SHOCKER* (Woodstar)
ON NOW: THE ART HOUR ON LATER: THE BITTERNESS. (sp0d)
HAPPY HAPPY FUCKING JOY JOY (Ducki)
* Wyrm feels stiff (Mr_Scod)
* Wyrm feels stiff *** spectre is now known as specWet (Mr_Scod)
[Woodwork] I really want spec to wank me (parpicus)
* VirtualStuii packs ricey (^Woodsta^)
* VirtualStuii packs ricey [kerni] fuck, my arse is covered in oil now [Catalyst] Just remember not to rub (Lambie)
[^Woodsta^] fear my concentrated knobcheese (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] fear my concentrated knobcheese [Catalyst] I must admit to being partial to Stuiis fromage (parpicus)
ON NOW: THE TESTOSTERONE. ON LATER: CIGGY AND A CUPPATEA LUV? (^Woodsta^)
Dana International Assasinated *Shocker* (ferret__)
[DiscoDeev] Hence I will be whipping my head off this weekend (^Stuii^)
[spectre] im fully up (JimBob)
[spectre] im fully up [Sebb] spectre : are you out of bed? (JimBob)
[Gulp] if only eppa and jimbob would take turns at me (parpicus)
[Wyrm] all i ever think of is SEX (ciaran)
* Ducki shoves everything into her drawers (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Ex Bitterness (sp0d)
[Wyrm] Im into sodomy and scat (parpicus)
[Woodwork] I like camp (Owf)
[eppa] pork me Ducki (Gulp)
�NEWS:� Widgets house mate Julia goes to Africa to work... (Gulp)
the previous topic had no relevence top anyone (Surfr)
the previous topic had no relevence to anyone (Surfr)
The previous topic was a classic Surfr jumps on the band wagon to have a go at gulp and fails topic (Gulp)
Gulp jumps on Surfr (eppa)
The previous few topics were hellaweak. AutoParp has been scrambled. (^Stuii^)
[Ducki] I fancy Ricey (^Stuii^)
On Now: Recalling The Virgin Music Experience On Next: Terrible Shame On Later: We Dont Talk About That (Lambie)
PEANUT IN IM NOT TOUCHING YOUR BLACK PUDDING DECLARATION *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I was mentally thinking that you were playing with something bigger (Lambie)
[Ferret] The guy sat there shouting at me to strip [JimBob] I hardly need to shout. (Shrink)
[Ducki] GIVE ME SOME FUCKING (eltawater)
[Ducki] GIVE ME MONEY I FUCK (Gulp)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/dictionary/display.php?entry=Wesley%20Area%20Network (Surfr_)
[sp0d] I have provided her with a pic of Parp so she can cum (parpicus)
�ON NOW�: TV Heckling Special with Woodsta and Special Meeja Guest Parp. (^Woodsta^)
I hate to point out whats going to happen in a minute. Rearrange these words. Ban sp0d Be Going To (Ferret__)
/topic [catalyst] I had a humongous mexican shlong (Ferret)
[catalyst] I had a humongous mexican shlong (Ferret)
[Catalyst] I had a humongous mexican shlong (Ferret)
The previous topic was entirely non-compliant. (^Woodsta^)
Spectre declares his interntion to sleep whis way to a compsci pass *UBERSHOCKER* (Ferret_)
The previous topic contained spelling errors (Surfr)
the previous topic contained speling eroors (Ferret)
the previous topic was untrue (^Stuii^)
[sp0d] i dont say when i go down [sp0d] It is fun to have tit (Gulp)
[Woodwork] I have to tie a loop in it when Im walking otherwise it trips me up (^Stuii^)
[ricey] i gave my mum a knocking which was acceptable (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Successful public relations, with ^Stuii^ (eltawater)
[Woodwork] its akas birthday on monday [Woodwork] Ill fagot [ricey] gove him one from me (Funcan_)
the previous topic was removed due to failure by Funcan (eltawater)
ESSEN MEIN SCHEISSE (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Train Crash 2002: Potters Bar. ON BEFORE: Hatfield2000 (rpt) (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Train Crash 2002: Potters Bar. ON BEFORE: Hatfield2000 (rpt) ON NEXT: Paddington99 highlights. ON TONIGHT: Southall97 Enquiry (^Stuii^)
BLAIR ANNOUNCES WAR ON TRAIN CRASHES, LISTING AXLES OF EVIL *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Catalyst] My nancy ass needs fucking [Catalyst] Fuck that nancy ass! (parpicus)
GENERAL NEWS: SOME PEOPLE HAVE DIED, REVEALS SPOKESMAN (^Stuii^)
on now: #aber drinks alone. on immediately afterwards: huffing denial (parpicus)
on now: #aber drinks alone. on immediately afterwards: huffing denialcant see the sceen (Lambie)
The previous topic was set by an uberDSCM. Alarm. (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: The Family Ness, with Mr Scod/ (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: The Family Ness, with Mr Scod. (^Woodsta^)
[feek] im tight scod (Lambie)
[feek] im tight scod [feek] squeeze it in (Lambie)
[feek] im tight scod [feek] squeeze it in [feek] my rat is in (Lambie)
[JimBob] hmmm I could ask someone here to do it seeing as Im homo (Shrink)
#ABER NOW TAKING BETS ON NEXT YEARS RAIL DISASTER: Maidstone 4 to 1; Didcot Parkway 8 to 1; Liverpool Lime Street 5 to 1; Exeter St. Davids 9 to 1; Ealing Broadway 2 to 1; Southend 10 to 1. YOU BET NOW. (^Stuii^)
* sp0d goes down [sp0d] *deep breath* (DiscoDeev)
#aber DEAD (Surfr_)
[Rikux] #aber should be controlled by wesleys (parpicus)
http://www.woodsta.com/gfx/index.php?basedir=.%2Flizmoonwalk (^Woodsta^)
�On Now:� Pissing comp. �On Later:� Even better pissing competition with better people. (Catalyst)
[DiscoDeev] I shag cunt (^Woodsta^)
SUPERDUCK COMPLETES RUNNING AROUND IN THE LONDON NIGHT IN A BRA. COUGH UP *NOW* (eltawater)
JIMBOB PROPOSED BY 17 YEAR OLD BLOKE, TURNS HIM DOWN. CONVERSION TO BROWN SIDE ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. (^Stuii^)
Mult (Ferret)
Multicolored Weed Swap Shop (Ferret)
SPECTRE HAS SOMETHING LIKE THAT FOR LINUX *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] put the willie up me (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] put the willie up me [ricey] *phut* [parpicus] blimey - you came late (eltawater)
[burt] i want a nicely oiled box (parpicus)
FLOELLA BENJAMIN DEAD (^Stuii^)
�Tim Hortons Camp Day, May 15th�. Smooth gay coffee *outrage* (Catalyst)
[Surfr_] mmmmm Tim Hornton [Surfr_] *drool* (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Sp0d labours the point. ON NEXT: Other jokes from the 90s (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Eppa eats out of Pret. ON NEXT: Eppa Skint (^Stuii^)
[@Surfr] I should be revising (Ricey)
[Lynne] does anyone else here find BJ cream a tad sweet? (Shrink)
[eppa] HAHA, top Cunt entry at 1.30 (^Woodsta^)
[Catalyst] my lips glisten with the seed of 2000 gurkhas (parpicus)
[Catalyst] my lips glisten with the seed of 2000 gurkhas * kernis flaps drizzle (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] funny how the flesh of young boys glistens temptingly in late summer evenings (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] funny how the flesh of young boys glistens temptingly in late summer evenings [^Woodsta^] I learned my passion in the good old fashioned school of lover boys (Ricey)
�ON NOOW:� Nuonw con tpye �NO LITTER:� evryone gits cock binned... (Gulp)
[Wyrm] my skimpy thong has leaked (parpicus)
[Mr_Scod] i got a HUGE hairy gf (Ducki)
[Mr_Scod] i got a HUGE hairy gf. shes doing my arse. (Gulp)
ON NOW: HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE SUPPORT WITH SHRINK AND SURFR (Mr_Scod)
[SuperDuck] although any more than 2 and Im fucked (JimBob)
[SuperDuck] any more than 2 and Im fucked [ |kitten|] if youd like one gulp you know where i am (Ricey)
to [JimBob] although a quickie is good sometimes :P [Iain] ok (***)
[Woodwork] my scrote gets admiring glances from elta (parpicus)
[SuperDuck] my vagina is in such a state. i must preen it. (parpicus)
*blam* (hypno)
oh happy day (Ducki)
ON NOW: Woodsta Dental Trauma. ON NEXT: Woodsta Beheads Colleague (^Stuii^)
[sp0d] Make my bum bleed (Gulp)
�ON NOW:� Non-ops in topic manipulation �ON LATER:� we �all� make sp0ds bum bleed with our tooth brushes... (Gulp)
* parpicus shags muff (Owf)
[^Stuii^] Gulp stop trying to suck my quim (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] Gulp stop trying to suck me [sp0d] Gulp: Ill have Parp if you have Stuii (eltawater)
[eppa] I had to leave my bedsheets out last night to dry and slept in a sleeping bag (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I paid to play with Cadets one easter (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] I want to fuck a dog (eppa)
[Woodwork] I want to fuck a dog [spectre] i want to get a blowjob from my mom (eppa)
[Woodwork] I want to fuck a dog [spectre] i want to get a blowjob from my mum (^Stuii^)
On Now: Eppa buys new toys, On Next: Eppa claims poverty again (Surfr)
* Woodwork rams oversized cock in an envelope (Gulp)
[ciaran] everyone cums on me [eltawater] on my face [Woodwork] cum season (Gulp)
The world is teetering on the brink of ... ��GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR��. More information after the Big Brother preview repeat (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] ducki how much [Lambie] and how do you want it [DuckFace] it didnt reach my box [Lambie] call it 15 dolla (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] ducki how much [Lambie] and how do you want it [DuckFace] it didnt reach my box [Lambie] call it 15 dolla [hypno] I expect a great deal from this banana (^Stuii^)
[Ferret] Huge fat dildo needed for hard gay fucking! (parpicus)
[Ferret] Huge fat dildo needed for hard gay fucking! [Surfr] funcan___: fancy it ? (^Stuii^)
#aber �On Now:� Linux Wesleys Fail Amusingly �On Next:� Linux Wesleys Fail More �On Later:� Linux Wesleys Cry (Lambie)
[Ferret] bah. my anal filtration is seeping (parpicus)
ANWAR SADAT DEAD (StuiiWAR)
ON NOW: Popbitch Weekly. ON NEXT: Elta guffawing at spectres demise (^Stuii^)
WARNING: Wesley tolerance at all time low in wake of Spectres line crossing activities. You have been WARned (^Stuii^)
[WoodworkSWEAT] stuii I hammered my mother and shrieked and grunted (^Stuii^)
[eltawater] someone pump me. Ill pay ya 100 quid. [eltawater] *serious offer* (Gulp)
On Now: JimBob trys to impress the ladeees with his M/D Ch/n331 fl/gz skills. On Later: Jimbob realises he is sad and alone On Much Later: Sobbing (Ferret)
Removed (Saarlax)
This Previous Topic Was Removed Through The Evil Jimbob Tyranny. (Ferret)
last topic was UnFunny[tm] (eppa)
last topic was UNFunny[tm] (eppa)
On Now: [Ferret] I am refusing any job that pays under 20 grand, if they dont like it they can shove it up thier arses On Next: SCMs COMMENCE SMIRKING (Lambie)
Premature Topic Setting. (Ferret)
#aber �On Now:� [Ferret] I am refusing any job that pays under 20 grand, if they dont like it they can shove it up thier arses �On Next:� SCMs COMMENCE SMIRKING (Lambie)
www.aber.org.uk back online. Please report any problems immediately. Or I *will* kill you. (^Stuii^)
[peanut] WOW [peanut] its massive (^Stuii^)
[peanut] WOW [peanut] its massive * peanut jacks it (^Stuii^)
[peanut] WOW [peanut] its massive * peanut jacks it * ^Woodsta^ lets pea suck [^Woodsta^] you suck like stuii (parpicus)
#aber Were All Old Cunts, *Official Trueshocker* (Lambie)
- Just reach out and crush someone. (Catalyst)
#aber - Just reach out and crush someone. (Catalyst)
Thank Crunchie its Friday (Ducki)
ON NOW: ABER DEAD (eltawater)
[Mr_Scod] it wasnt that it was hard (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] lucky I covered myself in moisturiser last night (^Stuii^)
* eppa is going to WANK on the cute boy who smiled at him yesterday (parpicus)
* eppa is going to WANK on the cute boy who smiled at him yesterday * Surfr moves his cunt (Gulp)
[Owf] hydrogen powers my arse [Owf] no noise, no performance (eltawater)
[DiscoDeev] Theyre getting hard cunt [DiscoDeev] Despite me already having done them (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW:� The great stats warII... (Gulp)
[WoodWorkSWANK] I cant wait to get home and start wanking on my own (eppasWANK)
QUEEN LATIFA ROCKS THE PARTY THAT ROCKS THE PARTY, MILLIONS DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Owf] I should smear my knob [Owf] with shit [Owf] then search for vag [Owf] *smears* (parpicus)
[Owf] I should smear my knob [Owf] with shit [Owf] then search for vag [Owf] *smears* [Owf] parp you will rim my arse (parpicus)
MISSING SCHOOLGIRL MILLY HEADLINE DEMOTED TO SIDE COLUMN OF NEWS.BBC. A NATION OUTRAGED. (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I should be able to suck my own nob (^Stuii^)
On Now: Surfr (Surfr)
[eppa] I dont actually want the American girl now - she exposed herself (Lambie)
�ON NOW:�: Pre-Bang Chafeing, with Eppa. �ON NEXT�: GUNNISHMENT. (^Woodsta^)
[parpicus] I still have 12 [parpicus] I need to get that sorted out (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] give me penis passion (ciaran)
[^Woodsta^] give me penis passion [^Woodsta^] I need it hard and fast [^Woodsta^] GIVE IT TO ME (parpicus)
[parpicus] stop that taunting us with your pants, ^Woodsta^ [^Woodsta^] you want them parp [parpicus] I would gladly eat them out, aye (^Stuii^)
http://www.asianscum.com/tgp/3003/images/14.jpg (Surfr_)
The previous topic was offencive to battybangers and has been removed. (^Woodsta^)
The previous topic was offensive to battybangers and has been removed. (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Caring and Sharing ON NEXT: FUCK YOU ALL (Shrink)
ON NOW: Honest #Abers Motah Dealers (^Woodsta^)
THE DEAD ZONE AHAHAHAHAHAHA (^Stuii^`)
[Catalyst] At least I managed to get away with only 3 guys on my expedition. (^Stuii^`)
Parps target of the week: Catalyst (^Stuii^`)
[Catalyst] I was oiled up by Stuii the other night. [Catalyst] I got such a stiffy. (parpicus)
[parpicus] I was oiled up by Stuii the other night. [parpicus] I got such a stiffy. (parpicus)
http://barney.gonzaga.edu/~mquieto/shakespeare/pstew.jpg (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I spent three hours in aber once, forcing it out of him (eltawater)
[Owf] id go up spectres alley actually (DiscoDeev)
[Owf] id go up spectres alley actually [burt] suck the little guys arse dry (Photon)
[Owf] id go up spectres alley actually [burt] suck the little guys arse dry * ^Woodsta^ puts his hand up (Photon)
�ON NOW:� Morning Monologues (Ricey)
[Ricee] WESLEY �DEAD� (Gulp)
MR. DEAD DEAD (^Stuii^)
ITS JUST LIKE THE OLD DSL DAYS (elta)
�ON . NOW:� Lets pick ;D at GRammar 4a ch@nge (Gulp)
[ferret] fist [ferret] �fist� [ferret] better (eltawater)
[Catalyst] my nancy ass requires hard gay fucking by a fat dribbly tool (parpicus)
[Dita] woodsta: your mother has a gorgeous muff (parpicus)
GORDON WHARMBY DEAD (Lambie)
* Shrink fux stuii, although not very hard admittedly (^Woodsta^)
[BurtBRACED] however i am confient that the lady from the post office oils once a month (Shrink)
[^Stuii^] when you arrive Ill bang Sue (OwfWAR)
[^Stuii^] when you arrive Ill bang Sue [WoodstaWAR] thorough insertion, splendid (LambieWAR)
[^Stuii^] when you arrive Ill bang Sue [WoodstaWAR] thorough insertion, splendid [parpWAR] *really slowly* (JimBobWAR)
[^Stuii^] when you arrive Ill bang Sue [WoodstaWAR] thorough insertion, splendid [parpWAR] *really slowly* [Dita] where the hell have you been sticking it? (LambieWAR)
[MarkSheep] ive got a neat little dick which your big tits sit underneath while you use extra load (Funcan_)
[MarkSheep] ive got a neat little dick which your big tits sit underneath while you use my extra load (Funcan_)
[parpicus] I shall sit here in my own dirt (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] I shall sit here in my own dirt [^Stuii^] Finn I will make you eat your own (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] I shall sit here in my own dirt [^Stuii^] I will make you eat your own (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] I shall sit here in my own dirt [^Stuii^] I will make you eat your own * Shrink notes a distinct lack of penis (parpicuss)
[parpicus] I shall sit here in my own dirt [^Stuii^] I will make you eat your own * Shrink notes a distinct lack of penis [Shrink] will mine do? (parpicuss)
[JimBob] I had 5 sessions as a poof (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I had 5 sessions as a poof [sp0d] sp0d costs �1. (Gulp)
MURRAY, YOUR BLOODY DOGS HAVE BEEN GOING FOR THE PAST HALF HOUR (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I should knock up a fop (Ricey)
STUII IS GOING AWAY THIS EVENING. PLEASE DO NOT ASK AGAIN. (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I wont get any buggering (Gulp)
[JimBob) damn I wont get any buggering now (ciaran)
[JimBob] damn I wont get any buggering now (ciaran)
[_950689742] feek yours appear to be shorter than everyone elses (_950689742)
[ferret] Womens knickers dry up at the sight of my penis (parpicus)
BOMBS OVER SLOUGH (^Woodsta^)
�It getttssss CHHEEEEEEEESIER� (Catalyst)
�ON NOW:� Toy-Pram juggling �ON LATER:� In joke explanation �ON ALL DAY:� Big Hugs for Shrink ;( (Gulp)
�ON NOW:� Toy-Pram juggling �ON LATER:� In joke explanation �ON ALL DAY:� Group Hug (Gulp)
��ON NOW:�� EPPA GETS LAID! (Gulp)
[^Woodsta^] I simply cant take 12 of passion all in one go anymore (Lambie)
�ON NOW:� HARD GAY MONOLOGUES �ON LATER:� HARD GAY MONOLOGUES (RiceyUSA)
WHUMM: 212.135.201.249 (LambieWHUMM)
You aint seen that, right (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] I can forsee my hand aching (ciaran)
[Surfr] I can forsee my hand aching [eppa] the little turds coming (parpicus)
[eppa] never thought Id get so much pleasure from spurting in a tissue (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] Pheer my hard gay bumming of the Queens royal arse. [^Woodsta^] Shes gagging to be opened. (parpicus)
[Owf] obviously I want to pork Parp [Owf] stuii isnt good enough to pork (parpicus)
[Owf] obviously I want to pork Parp [Owf] stuii isnt good enough to pork [Owf] and parp has a fine butt (parpicus)
[Owf] obviously I want to pork Parp [Owf] stuii isnt good enough to pork [Owf] and parp has a fine butt [Owf] parp treats me as a lady (parpicus)
SurfrMono... oh fuck it! (Surfr_)
The last topic was too quaint (Gulp)
[eppa] yeah, just a bit nervous about buying Vaseline (Lambie)
[WoodHARDwork] I like my nylons (eppa)
leaf-server irc.fabulous.org for some other people (JimBob)
[^Woodsta^] I demand cunnilingus with cnych (parpicus)
the previous topic made me physically sick (^Surfr^)
MUTINAH! (sp0d)
HARD GAY HOUR (JimBob)
HARD STRAIGHT, BUDGIE EATING, HOUR (eppa)
HARD STRAIGHT, BUDGIE EATING, HOUR - were going *cheap* (eppa)
Lambie beholds the entire world degenerating into GLOBALTHERNONUCLEARWAR parpicus beholds Crossroads - is that what youre referring to? (funcan)
[@Saarlax] I dont know who ^stuii^ is. (fraggsta)
World Cup kicks off - #aber still as bitter as ever (Shrink)
[Wyrm] I twitch when i piss (ciaran)
FERSALE: 128MB DIMM, �20. SEE WOODSTA. (^Woodsta^)
[peanut] i just want a little pump (^Woodsta^)
[peanut] i just want a little pump [Shrink] cor thats small (Finn)
[ciaran] i went out and did something i was going to do with my boyfriend with my parents instead [ciaran] they will all be out (ferret_)
HANSEE KRONJA *DEAD* BADLY SPELT SHOCKER (ferret)
HANSIE CRONJE DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (eltawater)
[JimBob] its coming [JimBob] Im just impressed that Im getting it [JimBob] it does normally fail for me (Lambie)
/on ^public *3lions* * # (ciaran)
#aber �YOURE NOT SINGING ANYMORE (Lambie3LIONS)
We dont talk about that� (Finn)
We May Suck But Your Still Going Out In The First Round (Mr_Scod)
Stop that, yew dirty great sporran! (Finn)
�DUDE!� (Catalyst)
[JimBob] failed student seeks queer friends for fun, maybe more (parpicus)
[JimBob] failed student seeks queer friends for fun, maybe more [Lambie] if you get any looking for scat tell em you know someone [Lambie] one condition = piles (parpicus)
the previous topic was an NLA failure (parpicus)
* peanut had 5 people in her car last night (JimBob)
WHERE ARE YOU ALL? (Surfr)
ON NOW: Sp0d Will Learn To Type ... One Day... (sp0d)
stop that Finn (JimBob)
On now: Monty Python Karaoke. On next: the usual bitterness (SuperDuck)
�IRC Declared Stable Aga^C� (Catalyst)
[ciaran] people can fuck anything, cant they? (JimBob)
[|kitten|] anyone fancy eating me out? (parpicus)
all line up for pants inspection (SuperDuck)
[Saarlax] I dont know who anyone is. (JimBob)
[parpicus] I shall stand up mid-service, smear a fistful of marmite around my gob and wail It should have been MEEEEEEEEEEE (Shrink)
[Lambie] me and zebbz were at it like rabbits in uni (parpicus)
GENERAL WARNING: This is a general warning. Please be generally warned that some general things may generally occur. You have been generally warned. (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] oh I like to be female sometimes (Lambie)
[Mr_Scod] Stuii, I wish to point out that I suck ... and i like it (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] Im bargepoling Gareth Jones [JimBob] I love him almost as much as Frank Bott (burt)
TYSON DEAD *unshocker* (Lambie)
[^peanut^] not sure how much space i have left * ^peanut^ will stuff it full [^peanut^] *stuff* (^Stuii^)
SUN GAY *shocker* (ciaran)
SUN GAY *shocker* - MOON STILL NOT ADMITTING TO ANYTHING (ciaran)
JimBob in too soft and un-brown *SHOCKER* (Finn)
On now: Its |kitten|s birthday! On next: #aber washes its hair (SuperDuck)
On now: Its |kitten|s birthday! On next: #aber washes its hair (SuperDuck)
A pox on all people with Good Ideas (Wyrm)
[eppa] that watch nearly made me cream myself [eppa] I will watch [eppa] I love fucking (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] WORSHIP MY BUTT, ARSEWIPE (parpicus)
[Ricey] WORSHIP MY BUTT, ARSEWIPE * eppa worships (parpicus)
[Ricey] WORSHIP MY BUTT, ARSEWIPE * eppa worships [Ricey] FLICK-TONGUE THOSE MEATY CHEEKS (parpicus)
[JimBob] hmmm *mince* (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Bot testing hour with JimBob and Woodsta using Sp0d as bait (sp0d)
[^Woodsta^] SP0D: YOU PASTE WEBSITES LIKE OLD WOMEN FUCK (sp0d)
ON NOW: Missplaced fullstop amusement (duration: half a second) (sp0d)
ON NOW: Misplaced fullstop amusement (duration: half a second) (sp0d)
On NOW: sp0d attempts humour, no-one laughs (Finn)
On NOW: sp0d attempts humour, no-one laughs, ON LATER: channel split into rich and poor side in futile attempt to revive a format (burt)
* �Finn� oils dave [�^Woodsta^�] i thought i would never come (^Woodsta^)
* ^Woodsta^ ponces his slabby arse [^Woodsta^] I got enough for you guys (parpicus)
�On Now:� Current affairs, with Jimbob. �On later:� Later affairs, with Jimbob. (Catalyst)
The start of another day (Saarlax)
ON NOW: Stuii wants 10 but isnt prepared to pay �199.99, hell go for 14 if it costs that much (sp0d)
Stuii wants 10 but isnt prepared to pay �199.99, hell go for 14 if it costs that much (sp0d)
STUII WANTS 10 BUT ISNT PREPARED TO PAY �200, DECIDES TO GO FOR 14 FOR BIT CHEAPER *SHOCKER* (sp0d)
for HARD GAY SEX call 07855 509 325 (Ducki)
Dyn finds this behaviour immature (Ducki)
I saw that Months Ago[tm] (Finn)
DAVID UNBOWIE NOW FULLY BOWIED (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] I set up my very own LOCKER ROOM CAM (^Stuii^)
Superduck gets wet (Wyrm)
NLA Failure (JimBob)
Wyrm wants parpicus (eppa)
Wyrm regularly smears his pets with his own faeces (^Stuii^)
This space for rent (Wyrm)
Wyrm for rent (eppa)
*Shrink has 3 gimp suits (^Stuii^)
* Shrink has 3 gimp suits (^Stuii^)
[sp0d] I want to get my lips round the sheer size (SuperDuck)
[sp0d] I want to get my lips round the sheer size [sp0d] someone should prod that (SuperDuck)
[sp0d] I want to get my lips round the sheer size [sp0d] someone should prod that [^Gulp^] jb is going down ;) (eppa)
#aner �On Now:� Rational Debate �On Next:� Floods Of Tears (Lambie)
* JimBob/#aber is a clean whore (sp0d)
NLA Failure (JimBob)
* JimBob is a clean whore (sp0d)
* JimBob is a clean whore [JimBob] scrub scrub scrub (Finn)
ENGLAND [ 0 - 0 ] NIGERIA (^Stuii^)
#aber �On Now:� Early Morning Bitterness Special �On Next:� Valleys of Tears (Lambie)
On Now: Cow-Orkers burbling bollocks about football. On Next: Wyrm plays Maralyn Manson at max volume (Wyrm)
* Wyrm prays that Parpicus will appear soon. [Wyrm] ill never let that one go hungry (ciaran)
ON NOW: Wesley Baiting ON LATER: Wesley Baiting (Shrink)
ON NOW: Theres no Welsh in Wesleh; ON NEXT: Oh, hang on... (parpicus)
ON NOW: Eppa and Jimbobs Make-up Tips. With Eppa and Jimbob. (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I use Mens products [eppa] they shave me (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] I am now full of Bulge (Ricey)
[JimBob] Within reason, if I really wanted it, then Ive had it (^Stuii^)
### JimBob (~jor7@central.aber.ac.uk) has joined channel #gaywigan (^Stuii^)
[sp0d] Stuii pulled me the other day (Shrink)
* ciaran takes off pants and jacks (^Stuii^)
* ciaran takes off pants and jacks [ciaran] nice jism on its way (parpicus)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/audiovideo/programmes/monarchy/newsid_2027000/2027061.stm PLACE BETS NOW (^Woodsta^)
[eppa] chris fat cock (^Stuii^)
[eppa] chris fat cock, It bores (^Stuii^)
[eppa] chris fat cock, It bores [eppa] its far more satisfying (^Stuii^)
[eppa] chris fat cock, It bores [eppa] its far more satisfying [eppa] It keeps spewing out (^Stuii^)
[eppa] chris fat cock, It bores [eppa] its far more satisfying [eppa] It keeps spewing out [JimBob] stop that Penis (^Stuii^)
[eppa] chris fat cock, It bores [eppa] its far more satisfying [eppa] It keeps spewing out [JimBob] stop that Penis [eppa] couldnt eat a whole one (^Stuii^)
AFGHANISTAN ELECTS TOILET AS LEADER (^Stuii^)
#aber �On Now:� Bile Volcano Erupts, Billions Dead �On Next:� The World of Tomorrrrrrrrrooooowwwwwww (Lambie)
[^Stuii^] penetrate their petrol tanks [Lambie] weve been banging on for about the last hour (burt)
[burt] i was masturbating in the lounge (JimBob)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/dictionary/display.php?entry=Justice,%20Smug (Lambie)
[WoodworkSWEAT] i love chowing down on raw fish [WoodworkSWEAT] its remarkably nice (^Stuii^)
[sp0d] cum on me... (eppa)
WELCOME TO A JOURNEY INTO THE FUTURE. A JOURNEY FOR EVERYONE TODAY TO BE EVERYWHERE TOMMOROW. IT IS NOW TOMMOROW. IT IS NOW TOMMOROW. (^Stuii^)
[eppa] Im concerned with bigger things now (^Stuii^)
[eppa] GOMD is eating cream and its seeping out of the sides of her mouth (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] HARD LAY-BY FUCKING [^peanut^] *boing* (^Woodsta^)
[Microchip] PARP STOP THAT NOW (Surfr)
�DSCM� Night is in session. Enter at your own risk! (Surfr)
[_fermit_] how long did it last? [^Woodsta^] about 15 mins [^Woodsta^] nowhere near the record (^Stuii^)
#aber �On NowL� Drunken Porn Fest, hosted by Microchip (Lambie)
#aber �On Now� Drunken Porn Fest, hosted by Microchip (Lambie)
[wobble-the-ugly] fuck me i am ugly (_fermit_)
DEN - �[ 0 - 0 ] (^Stuii^)
DEN - �[ 0 - 0 ]� - ENG (^Stuii^)
DEN - �[ 0 - 1 ]� - ENG (Stuii3FUCKINGLIONS)
DEN - �[ 0 - 2 ]� - ENG (Stuii3FUCKINGLIONS)
DEN - �[ 0 - 3 ]� - ENG (Stuii3FUCKINGLIONS)
DEN - �[ 0 - 3 ]� - ENG - Topic sponsored by �Yahoo!� and the Nakasakinishiwashiwalla Corporation (Stuii3FUCKINGLIONS)
DEN - �[ 0 - 3 ]� - ENG - Topic sponsored by �Yahoo!�, the Nakasakinishiwashiwalla Corporation and the Bless the Beckhams Foundation (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta_] i am MR WHIPPY (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: The Bitterness Spreads In The Big Brother House ON LATER: Jade Gets Confused and Starts Fighting With Her Breasts (burt)
[burt] never seen a durex before (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW:� Roleplaying hour. With the usual suspects. �ON NEXT:� Unconsciousness. (Photon)
* ciaran finds a Willy in his parents (Lambie)
* ciaran stuffs his willy up his parents and moans (eltawater)
#aber the previous topic was sadly invalid (Lambie)
* ciaran stuffs his Willy up his parents and moans (eltawater)
[peanut] I want hewitt, it was massive, I thought I might collapse (burt)
The previous topic was not NLA compliant (eltawater)
[peanut] I want hewitt [peanut] it was massive [peanut] thought I might collapse (burt)
[peanut] I want [peanut] hewitt [peanut] it was massive [peanut] thought I might collapse (burt)
The previous topic was weak. (^Woodsta^)
[�Finn�] fuck me, thats a camel and a half (^Woodsta^)
* fraggsta remembers 9 floppies (^Stuii^)
�Whats on your list of favourite things about AOL? .. .. *tumbleweed* .. .. Coaster anyone? (Catalyst)
The previous topic was lame (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] big chunky ones (Ricey)
ON NOW: A Day In The Life Of ISAC Lackeys, with Gulp and Sp0d. ON NEXT: Fermits New Information Order (FNIO) (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] I hate fucking you [eppa] lick that (Gulp)
[eppa] I like shiny (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I like shinys thing (eltawater)
[eppa] Ill fuck anyone (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] finn come and sit on my tap (^Stuii^)
[shiny] i find minge very attractive (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] Im the tosser of the lot. (burt)
* burt sets spell checking on [burt] im all for i (^Stuii^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/archive.php#112 (^Stuii^)
* Microchip niggers (parpicus)
* eppa is all hot nsweaty [Woodwork] hubba hubba (eltawater)
* eppa is all hot nsweaty [Woodwork] hubba hubba [Ducki] woods aye mmmm (^Woodsta^)
eppa is all hot nsweaty [Woodwork] hubba hubba [Ducki] woods aye mmmm [Ducki] oh I like it hot (eppa)
�ON NOW:� *YAWWWWWWWWWWN* (Gulp)
[eppa] Ducki you want me [Ducki] eppa... if youre offering to bum me [Ducki] Ill take all you got (parpicus)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/dictionary/display.php?entry=Prevention+of+Broadband+in+Crewe+Act+1999%2C+The (^Stuii^)
[burt] the only arse I will rim is ^Stuii^s (parpicus)
The previous topic caused a general exception error at 00:006721764h (burt)
[burt] the only arse I will rim is ^Stuii^s (parpicus)
*parpicus will rim ^Stuii^s arse (Woodstar)
The previous topic offended parps sensibilities and has been annulled. (Woodstar)
[hypno] the studliness of the commune may be poor (parpicus)
[hypno] the studliness of the commune may be poor [hypno] but dammit i will get hard * burt_ gets hard (parpicus)
[hypno] the studliness of the commune may be poor [hypno] but dammit i will get hard * burt_ gets hard [hypno] cant be that hard (Woodstar)
�Just like Robin Hood ...� (Catalyst)
[Ducki] you want it (eppa)
[Ducki] you want it [Ducki] ill have a fuck for lunch (Gulp)
SurfrBay is now open (Surfr)
[Ducki] you should flash your tits more (JimBob)
[^Woodsta^] I saw Gay cock in Richmond last week (Surfr)
* Surfr has the Clap (ciaran)
[Ducki] eppa wants my minge [eppa] Ducki no, but Ill do arse [Ducki] let me oil it (parpicus)
http://scorpio.slmr.rhydio.com/~stuii/temp/arron.html (^Stuii^)
http://scorpio.slmr.rhydio.com/~stuii/temp/arron.html (parpicus)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport3/worldcup2002/hi/team_pages/usa/newsid_2051000/2051390.stm (Ricey)
http://scorpio.slmr.rhydio.com/~stuii/temp/arron.html (Ricey)
The Previous Topic Was Defamatory (Lambie)
But since when has that ever stopped anyone here? (Wyrm)
[@burt] im young, im full of cum so who gives a fuck (fraggsta)
the previous topic contained an NLA protocol error (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Ferret caught free-loading, channel ubersmirks (eltawater)
[|kitten|] do you fancy giving david hand movement? (^Stuii^)
[|kitten|] do you fancy giving david hand movement? [|kitten|] he needs a hand, we should be able to do most of it ourselves (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] eppa money cant buy you a penis (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] eppa money cant buy you a penis [eppa] stuii I have a decent penis (^Stuii^)
[Finn] suck my head [Finn] i cream (burt)
[Finn] suck my head [Finn] i cream * fraggsta gets jacked (DonStuii)
[DonWoodionionio] I FUCK NOR BENEATH THE STAIRS (Ricey)
[DonWoodionionio] I FUCK NOR BENEATH THE STAIRS * DonSurfrlini prepares for DonOwfios bed (DonPhotonQuattroFormaggio)
ENG [ �0 - 0] �] BRA - Topic sponsored by HARD GAY HENTAI INC and the Yerrow Lolly Colpolation (^Stuii^)
ENG [ �0 - 0 �] BRA - Topic sponsored by HARD GAY HENTAI INC and the Yerrow Lolly Colpolation (^Stuii^)
ENG [ �1 - 0 �] BRA - Topic sponsored by HARD GAY HENTAI INC and the Yerrow Lolly Colpolation (^Stuii^)
ENG [ �1 - 1 �] BRA - Topic sponsored by HARD GAY HENTAI INC and the Yerrow Lolly Colpolation (^Stuii^)
ENG [ �1 - 2 �] BRA - Topic sponsored by HARD GAY HENTAI INC and the Yerrow Lolly Colpolation (^Stuii^)
�ENGLAND DEAD� (^Stuii^)
Football Bores braindead - A Doctor Writes... (Wyrm)
* eppa eats boiled chicken cream (^Stuii^)
eppa licks and eats stuiis peppered bottom hole (Ricey)
eppa licks and eats stuiis peppered bottom hole [eppa] it is firm and slightly creamy (parpicus)
On Now: Who are the richest Formula 1 teams debate (Surfr_)
parpicus bats a moth with his penis (Ricey)
[|kitten|] davids just about to knead these mams (parpicus)
[Gulp] she lapped it up (eppa)
[Gulp] he lapped it up (eppa)
[|kitten|] davids just about to knead these mams [Gulp] he lapped it upaa (eppa)
[|kitten|] davids just about to knead these mams [Gulp] he lapped it up (eppa)
[eppa] I love sheep (Gulp)
[Woodwork] elta you disgust me with slippy fingers (eppa)
�ON NOW:� Bribary Hour. �ON LATER:� WORLD CUP SPECIAL, The cup and the rim a black and white could-have-been movie. (Gulp)
�ON NOW:� Finn explains all in Finn-Again �ON LATER:� WORLD CUP SPECIAL (Rpt.), Filling the Cup - the Golden shower years (Gulp)
PARP AND FRAG IN ARSE LOLLIPOPPING REVELATIONS HORROR (^Woodsta^)
BURT AND FRAG IN ARSE LOLLIPOPPING REVELATIONS HORROR (^Woodsta^)
�Ricey astounds Niagara with snappy dress sense : http://www.anotherdimension.net/temp/0061_ricey_i_travelled_4000_miles_for_this.JPG� (Catalyst)
�Ricey astounds Niagara with snappy dress sense : http://www.anotherdimension.net/temp/0061_ricey_i_travelled_4000_miles_for_this.jpg� (Catalyst)
[Surfr] yeh smoke my big fat cut cock (parpicus)
[Surfr_] yeh smoke my big fat cut cock (parpicus)
ABER.ORG WEBSITE DEAD, NORMAL SERVICE WILL BE RESUMED SHORTLY (^Woodsta^)
[burt] I just got turned on when a bloke presented me his massive dick (parpicus)
The previous topic caused a nonProtocolConformityExeption (burt)
The previous topic caused a nonProtocolConformityException (burt)
[hypnoi] (parpicus)
failure (parpicus)
[@burt] its very very big [@^Woodsta^] thats enough sex (fraggsta_)
CERTAIN WEBSITES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR A SHORT WHILE, PLEASE BE PATIENT. (^Woodsta^)
[Lambie] parp is running around in tight jeans with cum on his arse (parpicus)
[Lambie] parp is running around in tight jeans with cum on his arse [Surfr_] THATS MY MOTHERS CUM (parpicus)
[Lambie] parp is running around in tight jeans with cum on his arse [Surfr_] THATS MY MOTHERS CUM (parpicus)
* Lambie fucks a naked boychild in a dungeon (parpicus)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/dictionary/display.php?entry=Arse,%20Pull%2020%20URLs%20Out%20Of%20Your (Lambie)
* ^Woodsta^ taps away at his mother (^Stuii^)
�COWER, FEEBLE EARTHLINGS� (Catalyst)
BECKHAM DEAD (burt)
WERE LOOKING FOR ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY (^Stuii^)
WERE LOOKING FOR ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY (WoodsMTB)
WERE NO LONGER LOOKING FOR ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] I only have a 1 footer [Surfr] and thats more like .75 foot now as I snapped and repaired it (eltawater)
[Shrink] youre just jealous of the size of the thing in my arse (burt)
[Surfr] Within my arse wiggle all sorts of beasties (parpicus)
[JimBob] Im camp for 14 days in August (Owf)
ON NOW: eppa spends all his money on overpriced junk ON LATER: eppa complains about being skint and underpaid. channel uber-smirks (eltawater)
[eltawater] theyll just think youre having a wank [eppa] christ I keep doing that (eltawater)
01970 623331 (^Stuii^)
07976404824 (Gulp)
[Gulp] i can be taken either way (^Stuii^)
[Gulp] i can be taken either way [Ducki] ILL LICK YOUR ITCHY ASS, (^Stuii^)
[Gulp] i can be taken either way [Ducki] ILL LICK YOUR ITCHY ASS [Woodwork] SUCK MY FUCKING DICK (^Stuii^)
[Gulp] i can be taken either way [Ducki] ILL LICK YOUR ITCHY ASS [Woodwork] SUCK MY FUCKING DICK [Woodwork] i will fuck anybody [Woodwork] I guarantee it (eltawater)
Woodwork: Im going to make a sticky mess everywhere if I try to eat it. (Wyrm)
ON NOW: Snippiness and Rage. ON NEXT: Bitterness and Awkward Silences (^Stuii^)
[eppa] theres something stuck in me [Owf] ahh the dildo (Gulp)
[eppa] theres something stuck in me [Owf] ahh the dildo [Gulp] STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH THE NEW DILDO (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: The Travel Show, with Surfr. ON NEXT: Airport, with Surfr. (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: The Travel Show, with Surfr. ON NEXT: Airport, with Surfr. ON AFTER: Crimewatch. This week: Police hunt man who battered airport staff to death with a canoe. (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Parental Rage ON NEXT: Youll Miss Them When Theyre Gone [rpt] (Lambie)
ON NOW: Parental Rage ON NEXT: Youll Miss Them When Theyre Gone [rpt]all terribly shocked (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Parental Rage ON NEXT: Youll Miss Them When Theyre Gone [rpt] (^Woodsta^)
[eppa] havent smelled as strong as that for ages (^Stuii^)
MILLY WOULD HAVE GOT OUT OF BED THIS MORNING AND MADE A CUP OF TEA IF SHE WAS STILL HERE CLAIM MILLY PARENTS (^Stuii^)
GER �[ 0 - 0 ]� KOR (^Stuii^)
GER �[ 0 - 0 ]� KOR - Topic sponsored by Oshikoshi Williwarra Inc and BANZI YOU BET NOW (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Its not like the old days ON LATER: We love 199x in Aber (eltawater)
ON NOW: #abers Historic Dirty Washing [repeat]. ON NEXT: Embarassed Shuffling (^Stuii^)
GER �[ 0 - 0 ]� KOR - Topic sponsored by DAS BUNDESKRAPP GMBH and BANZAI BETTING INCORPORATIONLIMITED (^Stuii^)
GER �[ 0 1 ]� KOR - Topic sponsored by DAS BUNDESKRAPP GMBH and BANZAI BETTING INCORPORATIONLIMITED (Surfr)
#aber GER [1 0] KOR (Surfr)
Ducki: You dont get much for 22 quid. Especially not from me. (Wyrm)
The previous topic contained an NLA protocol error (^Stuii^)
The previous topic contained an NLA protocol error, and was an NLA failure too (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] Ive just had to mince (^Stuii^)
[ciaran] must be fucking exs box (^Stuii^)
NASA grounds Space Shuttle indefinately *shocker* (^Woodsta^)
Appallingly Flickery 20Mb Two Towers Preview hits Internet. MPAA claims this piracy is destroying us. (Ricey)
ON NOW: Honest Surfrs car dealership, qualitee motahs at a bargain price (CMOT) (eltawater)
[Catalyst] Lay me. Its not exactly difficult. (Saarlax)
[Owfwork] you want a decent sized dog [|kitten|] i got a dildo [|kitten|] i pictured those tiny long things [|kitten|] its very cute (Gulp)
�N OW:� ets op he irst etter! (ulp)
�N OW:� ets rop he irst etter! (Gulp)
[Owfwork] I want a thick one (eppa)
[Owfwork] my amusing penis (Gulp)
[Owfwork] my amusing penis [eppa] I reached the end (Gulp)
[Owfwork] my amusing penis [eppa] I ate the end (Gulp)
[JimBob] Id like to eat a penis (Gulp)
[^Stuii^] eppa, i dearly want to repeatedly penetrate you (ciaran)
[^Stuii^] eppa, i dearly want to repeatedly penetrate you * Shrink goes to help fermit strip (Lambie)
[^Stuii^] eppa, i dearly want to repeatedly penetrate you * Shrink goes to help fermit strip * Surfr_, drill this cunt (eppa)
[^peanut^] i shit in my car (Ricey)
[^peanut^] i shit in my car [^peanut^] *inspect* (Ricey)
[^peanut^] aha, a big hole (^Woodsta^)
[^peanut^] aha, a big hole [^peanut^] woods, come and explore me (^Stuii^)
[^peanut^] aha, a big hole [^peanut^] woods, come and explore me [Ducki] GET IN THE RING (eppa)
* |kitten| parts her thighs for eppa (parpicus)
* |kitten| parts her thighs for eppa *eppa peers [eppa] its red (parpicus)
* |kitten| parts her thighs for eppa * eppa peers [eppa] its red (parpicus)
|kitten| parts her thighs for eppa * eppa peers [eppa] its red [Surfr] orgy [Surfr] HUBBA (eppa)
|kitten| parts her thighs for eppa * eppa peers [eppa] its red [Surfr] orgy [^Stuii^] im so damp [Surfr] HUBBA (Finn)
[|kitten|] thats most things packed into my box now (^Stuii^)
[|kitten|] thats most things packed into my box now [|kitten|] just the cunt to go (parpicus)
[|kitten|] thats most things packed into my box now [|kitten|] hmm moist (parpicus)
[|kitten|] thats most things packed into my box now [|kitten|] hmm moist [|kitten|] just what i like (StuiiMaserattiTortelini)
[|kitten|] thats most things packed into my box now [|kitten|] hmm moist [|kitten|] just what i like * |kitten| screws her cap in and leers (ParpiQuattroFormaggi)
* fraggliatelli inspects his pants and feels small (ParpiQuattroFormaggi)
JOHN ENTWISTLE DEAD (Lambie)
[JimBob] I buggered a Cadet tonight (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I buggered a Cadet tonight [JimBob] i was camp (^Stuii^)
ciaran randomly prods his penis (JimBob)
* ciaran randomly prods his penis (JimBob)
[^Stuii^] Im uncomfortably stiff (eppa)
#aber - The Problem Page With Eppa And Jimbob (Mr_Scod)
QUEEN LATIFA IS BLACK (^Stuii^)
DSCM: Papers received from: Woodsta, Stuii, Surfr, Lambie (^Stuii^)
Trevor Bayliss It put me right off sex, I wasnt even going to touch a sheep (burt)
[^Woodsta^] UNE BLONDE, SI VOUS PLAIT [^Woodsta^] HARDCORE (burt)
ON NOW: Random drunken bitching hour ON NEXT: There are no logs (fraggsta)
ON NOW: Surfr and Woodstas music collection - track by track (Shrink)
ON NOW: Surfr and Woodstas music collection - ON NEXT: High Ho Silver Lining (parpicus)
ON NOW: Surfr and Woodstas music collection - ON NEXT: High Ho Silver Liningyou cant (Lambie)
On Now: Its Not Like The Old Days [Hardcore Edition] [tm] (Lambie)
[^Woodsta^] COME ON PULL OUT YOUR COCK (^Stuii^)
[eppa] brb, got to eat a load of shit (^Stuii^)
WAR WERE DECLARED BETWEEN NORTH AND SOUTH KOREA. ITS WAR. (WoodsINF)
[^Woodsta^] the goo will spill out everywhere (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] the goo will spill out everywhere * Lambie attempts the first mouthful [Lambie] not terribly bitter for once (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] the goo will spill out everywhere * Lambie attempts the first mouthful [Lambie] not terribly bitter for oncecourse not (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] the goo will spill out everywhere * Lambie attempts the first mouthful [Lambie] not terribly bitter for once (^Woodsta^)
#ABER ALCHIES ANON. NOW IN SESSION. (^Woodsta^)
#ABER ALCHIES ANON. NOW IN SESSION. DSCM Papers recieved from Lambie and Surfr (Surfr)
#ABER ALCHIES ANON. NOW IN SESSION. DSCM Papers recieved from Lambie, Woodsta and Surfr (Surfr)
#ABER ALCHIES ANON. NOW IN SESSION. DSCM Papers recieved from Lambie, Woodsta, Stuii and Surfr (Surfr)
[^Woodsta^] my fucking makes brian hurt sometimes (^Stuii^)
GER �[ 0 - 0 ]� BRA (VirtualStuii)
GER �[ 0 - 2 ]� BRA (^Stuii^)
At Least Neither France Or Argentina Won [tm] (^Stuii^)
BRAZIL TO BE RENAMED REPUBLIC OF RONALDO, SAYS MOTTY (^Stuii^)
ABER DEAD (Surfr)
ROSEMARY CLOONEY DEAD (^Stuii^)
* |kitten| admires her snatch (^Stuii^)
erk (^Stuii^)
[|kitten|] have my clit ^Stuii^ (parpicus)
[|kitten|] have my clit ^Stuii^ [^Stuii^] no ta, Ive had bush before (parpicus)
* Keith gets off (^Stuii^)
GLASTO HIPPAH DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] im just mounting bidds now (parpicus)
[Lambie] im just mounting bidds now [Lambie] you can really get off in him (parpicus)
[Lambie] its that stuii munting me up the rear (^Stuii^)
HOI (^Woodsta^)
YOU BET NOW (^Stuii^)
* Surfr must remember to look over his finance tomorrow (^Stuii^)
FAILURE (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] sheep trauma averted (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I have eaten far too much over the weekend [eppa] still, it was all vagina [eppa] Im getting dental cover to pay for half my teeth (Shrink)
[Woodwork] my fuckin tits STILL havent turned up [Woodwork] fucking tits (^Stuii^)
[eppa] as Im young I can take bigger (^Stuii^)
[eppa] as Im young I can take bigger [|kitten|] hur yeah the bits i cant reach (^Stuii^)
[eppa] as Im young I can take bigger [eppa] do you know how hard it will be? (^Stuii^)
* Surfr_ likes a man on speed (^Stuii^)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/south_asia/newsid_2079000/2079565.stm (^Stuii^)
[dof_] IRRIGATE CUNT! (^Woodsta^)
BREAKING WAR (^Stuii^)
GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR HELL (StuiiWAR)
[eppa] I am such a wanker (JimBob)
[eppa] I am such a wanker [eppa] I love it (JimBob)
[eppa] I am such a wanker [eppa] I love it [fraggsta] shoot it up me (parpWAR)
problem airbag light blinking nissan (^Stuii^)
[eppa] my organ must be worth something (DiscoDeev)
[eppa] Im going to have a really good night tonight [eppa] masturbating (^Stuii^)
[shin0r] what i meant to say is i like to soften the flesh (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I feel like spurting [eppa] cuntflaps (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I feel like spurting [eppa] cuntflaps [eppa] fuck your length, elta (Owf)
* JimBob was camp last weekend and the weekend before (^Stuii^)
[Gremmie] Im camp as tits (parpicus)
[|kitten|] ok grease my slot [|kitten|] im one hot fuck (parpicus)
[|kitten|] ok grease my slot [|kitten|] im one hot fuck [|kitten|] get on with it! (^Stuii^)
[|kitten|] ok grease my slot [|kitten|] im one hot fuck [|kitten|] get on with it! [|kitten|] explore my tight fanny [|kitten|] and chew on the bush (parpicus)
[|kitten|] ok grease my slot [|kitten|] im one hot fuck [|kitten|] get on with it! [|kitten|] explore my tight fanny [|kitten|] and chew on the bush [|kitten|] then pump me full of mansperm [|kitten|] mighty big wads of it (parpicus)
[|kitten|] ok grease my slot [|kitten|] im one hot fuck [|kitten|] get on with it! [|kitten|] explore my tight fanny [|kitten|] and chew on the bush [|kitten|] then pump me full of mansperm [|kitten|] mighty big wads of it [|kitten|] hard gay cunnilingus (parpicus)
[|kitten|] ok grease my slot [|kitten|] im one hot fuck [|kitten|] get on with it! [|kitten|] explore my tight fanny [|kitten|] and chew on the bush [|kitten|] then pump me full of mansperm [|kitten|] mighty big wads of it [|kitten|] hard gay cunnilinguskat (^Woodsta^)
[|kitten|] ok grease my slot [|kitten|] im one hot fuck [|kitten|] get on with it! [|kitten|] explore my tight fanny [|kitten|] and chew on the bush [|kitten|] then pump me full of mansperm [|kitten|] mighty big wads of it [|kitten|] hard gay cunnilingus (^Woodsta^)
[JimBob] Im camp on Friday and will require alcohol (^Stuii^)
[|kitten|] ok grease my slot [|kitten|] im one hot fuck [|kitten|] get on with it! [|kitten|] explore my tight fanny [|kitten|] and chew on the bush [|kitten|] then pump me full of mansperm [|kitten|] mighty big wads of it [|kitten|] hard gay cunnilingus (^Stuii^)
The previous topic had expired (Saarlax)
Results Day - #aber braces for failure (JimBob)
Serp: 2.1 Surfr: FAIL Feek: 2.2 (JimBob)
Serp: 2.1 Surfr: FAIL Feek: 2.2 Augen: 2.1 (JimBob)
Serp: 2.1 Surfr: fail Feek: 2.2 Augen: 2.1 Dof: 2.1 (JimBob)
Serp: 2.1, Augen: 2.1, Dof: 2.1, Feek: 2.2, Surfr: fail (JimBob)
Serp: 2.1, Augen: 2.1, Dof: 2.1, Feek: 2.2, Surfr: We dont talk about that (eltawater)
Serp: 2.1, Augen: 2.1, Dof: 2.1, Feek: 2.2, Surfr: fail (SurfrFAIL)
Serp: 2.1, Augen: 2.1, Dof: 2.1, Feek: 2.2, Surfr: fail, JimBob: Im having a lie down for a while (eltawater)
[Surfr] how did I fuck 36 boys (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] how did I fuck 36 boys [Surfr] whore houses (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] how did I fuck 36 boys [Surfr] whore houses [Surfr] or brothels (^Stuii^)
Greece wins the shit holiday destination award 2002 (Surfr)
[Woodwork] I prefer sex with string (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] inform me of any 12.5-14.5 yr olds (Finn)
erk (Saarlax)
* |kitten| tempts the penis (parpicus)
* |kitten| tempts the penis [^Stuii^] is it really that hard? (JimBob)
* |kitten| tempts the penis [^Stuii^] is it really that hard? [parpicus] is it really that hard, ^Stuii^? (^Stuii^`)
[^Stuii^`] peanut slip it to me (fraggsta)
[WoodsPONCE] rent my falling arse (parpicus)
[WoodsPONCE] rent my falling arse [WoodsPONCE] i sag for you (parpicus)
[Lithium^#queer]: and I dont have dynamic DNS now Im not on gradwell [Lithium^#queer]: but gradwell can kiss my arse, quite frankly (^Stuii^)
Woody24 on #gaypics #bisexual-uk #GayUKLadz +#uk-poofs @#gaysaunafun #gaylondonsex #queer #gaylondon (^Stuii^)
[eppa] shit, I have no tissues to clean up after shoving this down my throat (^Stuii^)
[eppa] shit, I have no tissues to clean up after shoving this down my throat [eppa] woodwork is apparently at his hardest (^Stuii^)
[eppa] shit, I have no tissues to clean up after shoving this down my throat [eppa] woodwork is apparently at his hardest [JimBob] flirt with me for my chocolate (^Stuii^)
[eppa] shit, I have no tissues to clean up after shoving this down my throat [eppa] woodwork is apparently at his hardest [JimBob] flirt with me for my chocolate [eppa] Ill give you a cable (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Woodsta fights with Mordac, Preventer of Information Services. ON NEXT: Woodsta has left IRC (Connection reset by peer) (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] A little tart is a sacrifice Im prepared to take whilst a d0l3y (^Stuii^)
[eppa] woodwork is the only one who can turn me on (JimBob)
[eppa] woodwork is the only one who can turn me on [Woodwork] Im going to come round there and fuck you so hard eppa (Owf)
[eppa] woodwork is the only one who can turn me on [Woodwork] Im going to come round there and fuck you so hard eppa [Woodwork] stop being such a fucking pansy (^Stuii^)
[eppa] woodwork is the only one who can turn me on [Woodwork] Im going to come round there and fuck you so hard eppa [Woodwork] stop being such a fucking pansy [Woodwork] you love the agressive fucking (^Stuii^)
[eppa] woodwork is the only one who can turn me on [Woodwork] Im going to come round there and fuck you so hard eppa [Woodwork] stop being such a fucking pansy [Woodwork] you love the agressive fucking * Woodwork is covered in cream (^Stuii^)
[eppa] woodwork is the only one who can turn me on [Woodwork] Im going to come round there and fuck you so hard eppa [Woodwork] stop being such a fucking pansy [Woodwork] you love the agressive fucking [Woodwork] I dont mince (^Stuii^)
[eppa] woodwork is the only one who can turn me on [Woodwork] Im going to come round there and fuck you so hard eppa [Woodwork] stop being such a fucking pansy [Woodwork] you love the agressive fucking [Woodwork] I dont mince [Woodstar] come here and fuck me up the rear (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: burts solo account of his life continues until the early hours. No one listens/cares (eltawater)
[^Woodsta^] you should bend over every now and again eppa (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] you should bend over every now and again eppa [Surfr_] its fairly easy (Finn)
[^Woodsta^] you should bend over every now and again eppa [Surfr_] its fairly easy [^Woodsta^] so I hear (eppa)
[^Woodsta^] you should bend over every now and again eppa [Surfr_] its fairly easy [^Woodsta^] so I hear [|kitten|] are you taking lambie (Finn)
[^Woodsta^] you should bend over every now and again eppa [Surfr_] its fairly easy [^Woodsta^] so I hear [|kitten|] are you taking lambiethats no yogurt (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] you should bend over every now and again eppa [Surfr_] its fairly easy [^Woodsta^] so I hear [|kitten|] are you taking lambie (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] you should bend over every now and again eppa [Surfr_] its fairly easy [^Woodsta^] so I hear [|kitten|] are you taking lambie [^Stuii^] Ive a good stiffy (eppa)
[eppa] all I did was play with him (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: eppa and burt monologue ON LATER: monumental burts birthday piss-up (burt)
[shiny] fuck you shiny (eltawater)
[Mr_Scod] I would rim Jade (parpicus)
SILENCE (Mr_Scod)
[Mr_Scod] I would rim Jade (parpicus)
[fraggsta] i scream amiga when i cum (parpicus)
[fraggsta] i scream amiga when i cum * Gremmie lubes fraggsta up (parpicus)
[parpicus] They once drank pepsi with frozen cubes of my urine (burt)
The previous topic was old (Surfr)
[Serp] theres plenty more kittens where they came from fragg [^Stuii^] im so damp (eppa)
[Gremmie] ricey: please nail me [Ricey] ill think about it [Gremmie] Please (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] I get it rammed down my throat by my boyfriend every day (eltawater)
[^Stuii^] I get it rammed down my throat by my boyfriend every dayfilm (Surfr_)
[^Stuii^] I get it rammed down my throat by my boyfriend every day (Surfr_)
[^Stuii^] I get it rammed down my throat by my boyfriend every day [Lege] could do with a HUGE one right now! (^Stuii^)
[ciaran] mm that thai slut was hot (^Stuii^)
[ciaran] mm that thai slut was hot * Gremmie announces her bottom hurts (Lambie)
[Lambie] push it hard, fuck it (fraggsta)
[Lambie] push it hard, fuck it [peanut] that seems a bit messy (fraggsta)
tennis racket anally (Photon)
[Lambie] push it hard, fuck it [peanut] that seems a bit messy * Lambie files the tennis racket anally (Photon__)
[Lambie] push it hard, fuck it [peanut] that seems a bit messy * Lambie files the tennis racket anally [Ferret] Im boned (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] push it hard, fuck it [peanut] that seems a bit messy * Lambie files the tennis racket anally [Ferret] Im boned * eppa gets in a bit late (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] push it hard, fuck it [peanut] that seems a bit messy * Lambie files the tennis racket anally [Ferret] Im boned * eppa gets in a bit late [^Stuii^] were not in JimBob now you know (eppa)
[Woodwork] stuii you want me [Woodwork] thats shitfucking (Ricey)
Eppa: the worlds 1495728759405968th greatest lover... (Wyrm)
[Woodwork] stuii you want me [Woodwork] thats shitfucking [^Stuii^] widen your clit (Ricey)
Ducki: bored with S&M (Wyrm)
The previous topic was a result of major NLA protocol failure (JimBob)
[Ducki] I am descending upon eppa soon. Brace. (JimBob)
[JimBob] I like certain natural things (^Stuii^)
KILL ZEEZE VIMIN (^Stuii^)
[yshiny] i eat fag butt (Owf)
[parpicus] Do I look like the sort of person who would eat testicles? (burt)
[peanut] my bum mings (parpicus)
[JimBob] fondle my arse for 50p [peanut] my bum mings (Photon)
[JimBob] fondle my arse for 50p [peanut] my bum mings [Ricey] *sniff* (Ricey)
^Stuii^ wrestles with virgins (eppa)
^Stuii^ wrestles with virgins (eppa)
* ^Stuii^ wrestles with virgins (Finn)
The previous topic had too many corrections to be valid (^Stuii^)
[eppa] rim my arse (Ricey)
[burt] fucking gfs brother (JimBob)
[^Stuii^] Ricey pees in the face of the almighty parpicus (eppa)
[burt] fucking gfs brother (JimBob)
[^Woodsta^] fragg thats nothing, I was banging lambie for ages on saturday night before finally waking him by turning the light on (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] fragg thats nothing, I was banging lambie for ages on saturday night before finally waking him by turning the light on [^Woodsta^] fisting him until he said fucking split me (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] fragg thats nothing, I was banging lambie for ages on saturday night before finally waking him by turning the light on [^Woodsta^] fisting him until he said fucking split me [fraggsta] Im so jealous, Lambie, i love it up me (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] fragg thats nothing, I was banging lambie for ages on saturday night before finally waking him by turning the light on [^Woodsta^] fisting him until he said fucking split me [fraggsta] Im so jealous, Lambie, i love it up me [eltawater] well, since its the time for confession guys, i rim Mo (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] fragg thats nothing, I was banging lambie for ages on saturday night [^Woodsta^] fisting him until he said fucking split me [fraggsta] Im so jealous, Lambie, i love it up me [eltawater] well, since its the time for confession guys, i rim Moggz (parpicus)
ON NOW: Ferrets argument disintegrates ON NEXT: Much pissing ensues ON LATER: Lambie wails and screams (eltawater)
[Woodwork] I was into watersports (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] I was into watersports [Woodwork] with surfr (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] HURRY UP AND PEEL, FLAT GIRLS (eppa)
[Ducki] I look like a man (Mr_Scod)
WOMAN ENTERS #ABER, CAUSES TESTOSTERONE EXPLOSION SHOCKER. (^Woodsta^)
[^peanut^] i am most hard (fraggsta)
�MULTIBEAST� (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] I Get Wet vaG Off POOfS (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] bring me that bint (Ricey)
[Ricey] id hate to end up cumming (eppa_)
ON NOW: Its Not Like The Old Days [Series 12 repeat] ON NEXT: Its Not Like The Old Days Omnibus (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] Ive got a loosely packed arse (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] Ive got a loosely packed arse [Woodwork] Ive eaten two arses and half a salted ring (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] a pussy like a WOUND (eppa)
* Lambie quietly turns to the brown side (^Stuii^)
Mark loves creamy sauce in his gob (Shrink)
* James shits in his boxers (Mark)
[shiny] I drank out blulizards slit last night (David)
* Dave scores a couple of moons off the IT techs (Mark)
* Mark fills his mask with sick (Stuart)
[Stuart] Im tossing about at the moment (Asan)
[Stuart] Im tossing at the moment (Asan)
[Stuart] Im tossing at the moment [Stuart] my manquim is hot (David)
[Digby] every time i see a man he charges me �150 (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] fuck you irritating itch in my anal tract (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] fuck you irritating itch in my anal tract *^Stuii^ comes (^Woodsta^)
[eppa] wish I had a proper computer for my desk (JimBob)
[JimBob] Ricey - theres a glut in the Abnerystwyth rent boy market (Finn)
[JimBob] Ricey - theres a glut in the Abnerystwyth rent boy market [eppa] erk, rent ? (Finn)
[NookieRookie] Id like sergeant to drill me (Owf)
[NookieRookie] Id like to dril a seargeant (Surfr_)
[NookieRookie] Id like to drill a seargeant (Surfr_)
* ^Stuii^ rims bush (parpicus)
[ciaran] lube me (^Stuii^)
[ciaran] lube me [ciaran] is that all you could get? (^Stuii^)
[ciaran] lube me [ciaran] is that all you could get? [Catalyst] Ill try wanking (^Stuii^)
[ciaran] lube me [ciaran] is that all you could get? [Catalyst] Ill try wanking [fraggsta] i scream like a girl (Lambie)
[JimBob] bah these drugs sting [Catalyst] *snort* * Photon does the coke (burt)
[JimBob] bah these drugs sting [Catalyst] *snort* * Photon does the coke [JimBob] *suck* [JimBob] Im sucking up (Photon)
ON NOW: Lambie Destroys Central Crewe. ON NEXT: New Lambie Grown in Petri Dish Full of Bile (^Stuii^)
* Photon strokes his 4 thick one (^Stuii^)
* Photon strokes his 4 thick one [^Stuii^] im not allowed to take pictures of my cock (Photon)
* Photon strokes his 4 thick one * ^Woodsta^ inspects the ring (^Stuii^)
* Photon strokes his 4 thick one * ^Woodsta^ inspects the ring [Asan] stick it in there (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] Im Spectre (^Woodsta^)
* ferret shoots on himself (^Stuii^)
[eppa] tossing all night ? [eppa] aye, me too (Asan)
[eppa] tossing all night ? [eppa] me too [Woodwork] thats a nice gun (eppa)
[eppa] tossing all night ? [eppa] me too (eppa)
[JimBob] i am so camp (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] i am so camp [Gulp] with a good stiff bush (^Stuii^)
[eppa] feel me for my pants are down (Owf)
[eppa] feel me for my pants are down [eppa] not that theres anything there (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] my glistening purple nob is a wonder (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] my glistening purple nob is a wonder [^Stuii^] Its leaking sperm (parpicus)
[eppa] I was rubbing mine so hard it shrunk back (^Stuii^)
[p][b]ON NOW:[/b] HTML #aber. Talking is only permitted in HTML.[/p] (^Stuii^)
[ciaran] you so obviously fancy him [Ducki] well its hard not to (ciaran)
[parpicus] Wesley, wesley, i need sex (burt)
WAR (^Stuii^)
[eppa] maybe i can pull off an #aber user (DiscoDeev)
ON NOW: Syndrome, New Toy. (Gulp)
[JimBob] Stuii, how about you finger me? (Gulp)
FLURRY OF MULTIPASS UPDATES CAUSED BY THEIR PUBLIC DISPLAY *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[eppa] Im shit (^Stuii^)
[eppa] Im shit [eppa] fucking massive arse (^Stuii^)
http://athos.shacknet.nu/ (^Stuii^)
what WILDEBEEST, started 23:09 (^Stuii^)
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WILDEBEAST RECORD SMASHED: 95 MINUTES (^Stuii^)
http://www.thereverend.com/brick_testament/ (Mr_Scod)
[JimBob] hot females radiate to my front (Shrink)
* Asan ruts [Asan] oh, boobs (eppa)
[^Stuii^] w33 [^Stuii^] w33 [^Stuii^] w33 (eppa)
[eppa] I want homo (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I want homo * Asan drools over his boss (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I want homo * Asan drools over his boss [JimBob] stop that sucking Gulp (eppa)
[eppa] I want homo * Asan drools over his boss [JimBob] stop that sucking Gulp [eppa] shit, I just spilled my cream (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I want homo * Asan drools over his boss [JimBob] stop that sucking Gulp [eppa] shit, I just spilled my cream [eppa] orgy (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I want homo * Asan drools over his boss [JimBob] stop that sucking Gulp [eppa] shit, I just spilled my cream [eppa] orgy [Gulp] your cunt is amazing (eppa)
[eppa] I want homo * Asan drools over his boss [JimBob] stop that sucking Gulp [eppa] shit, I just spilled my cream [eppa] orgy [Gulp] your cunt is amazing [eppa] hur, Lizs is infected (parpicus)
[eppa] I want homo * Asan drools over his boss [JimBob] stop that sucking Gulp [eppa] shit, I just spilled my cream [eppa] orgy [Gulp] your cunt is amazing [eppa] hur, Lizs is infected [Gulp] my meat mings (eppa)
[eppa] I want homo [eppa] i sucked a guy on the train this morning (parpicus)
[eppa] I want homo [eppa] i sucked a guy on the train this morning [eppa] I did parpicus once (parpicus)
[Saarlax] Couldnt find anything in Stuiis pussy (JimBob)
DANA INTERNATIONAL DOWNGRADED TO DANA REGIONAL (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] i squirt my seed into youngsters [^Stuii^] its quimtastic [^Stuii^] MY MANCUNT GAPES (parpicus)
[ciaran] i go to the pub in drag (^Stuii^)
[ciaran] i go to the pub in drag [ciaran] strue (^Stuii^)
* burt finds twat, at last! (StuiiWAR)
[eppa] I was showing a cow-order what I did last night [Woodwork] my arse (Asan)
[eppa] I was showing a cow-order what I did last night [Woodwork] my arse [JimBob] I may cum [Woodwork] doley cums wose than student cum (Asan)
[eppa] I was showing a cow-orker what I did last night [Woodwork] my arse [JimBob] I may cum [Woodwork] doley cums wose than student cum (Asan)
[eppa] I was showing a cow-orker what I did last night [Woodwork] my arse [JimBob] I may cum [Woodwork] doley cums wose than student cum[Woodwork] Ive just bought another 50 to fill you lot (Scodders)
[burt] i am dripping [burt] im talking anal juices (Asan)
The previous topic was in no way NLA compliant (burt)
[Mr_Scod] eppa...this small girl. Would you do her? (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] eppa...this small girl. Would you do her? [eppa] scod aye, shes lovely ... kind of waif like [Mr_Scod] would you do her? (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] eppa...this small girl. Would you do her? [eppa] scod aye, shes lovely ... kind of waif like [Mr_Scod] would you do her? [eppa] will Ducki be with you ? (Mr_Scod)
[eppa] it feels really tight [Gulp] phew.... It is rather warm... (^Stuii^)
[eppa] it feels really tight [Gulp] phew.... It is rather warm... * eppa generally only does sitting positions (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] i want a bath with two young poofs (eppa)
The previous topic was an NLA violation (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] stuii does chris have a little pink ring (^Stuii^)
library WILDERBEAST STARTED 23:11 GOAL: MAKE FERRET QUIT (Lambie)
library WILDERBEAST STARTED 23:11 GOAL: MAKE FERRET QUIT GOAL ACHIEVED: 23:12 (Lambie)
[Owf] all my boys are a disgusting black colour (burt)
[Owf] all my boys are a disgusting black colour [Ferret] sweet_young_boys (^Stuii^)
[Owf] all my boys are a disgusting black colour [Ferret] sweet_young_boys * fraggsta stretches arse (^Stuii^)
On Now: Bedtime Stories For Geeks, With Uncle Asan (Lambie)
DEAD (Surfr)
EVERYBODYS DEAD DAVE (|kitten|)
[parpicus] shoot on it [parpicus] i shall gag (fraggsta)
[^peanut^] the specialist told me not to stick anything smaller than my elbow in (^Stuii^)
[Surfr_] my parents bum ME (ciaran)
[ciaran] i prefer a firm sausage (Owf)
[ciaran] i prefer a firm sausage [JimBob] ah - I shall now derobe (Finn)
YOU CAN PUT YOUR FAITH IN ME, IVE HAD A VASECTOMY, insist Bros (^Stuii^)
* eppa has got a fuck [eppa] *goo* *SPLAT* (^Stuii^)
* eppa has got a fuck [eppa] *goo* *SPLAT* [Woodwork] aye, I feel like Im coming (^Stuii^)
* eppa has got a fuck [eppa] *goo* *SPLAT* [Woodwork] aye, I feel like Im coming [Asan] aye, same here (^Stuii^)
* eppa has got a fuck [eppa] *goo* *SPLAT* [Woodwork] aye, I feel like Im coming [Asan] aye, same here *** JimBob (jor7@host213-122-161-45.in-addr.btopenworld.com) Quit (^Stuii^)
* eppa has got a fuck [eppa] *goo* *SPLAT* [Woodwork] aye, I feel like Im coming [Asan] aye, same here *** JimBob (jor7@host213-122-161-45.in-addr.btopenworld.com) Quit *** Igster (peaches@host217-36-248-109.in-addr.btopenworld.com) Quit (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] Canada is part of America (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] Canada is part of the usa (^Stuii^)
[sp0d] anyone want to do me? [|kitten|] i do (Gulp)
[sp0d] anyone want to do me? [Blulizard] i dont want to fuck sp0d (Gulp)
[sp0d] anyone want to do me? [Blulizard] i dont want to fuck spod (Gulp)
Say Happy Birthday to the Woodsta but please do not feed as he might bite (JimBob)
NOW AVAILABLE: Vintage Woodsta Museum (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] cocks (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] cocks [Surfr] stick that last one in [Shrink] good luck frag [Surfr] 8 IS IT ? (Lambie)
[fraggsta] cocks [Surfr] stick that last one in [Shrink] good luck frag [Surfr] 8 IS IT ? [Surfr] fucking cock (Surfr)
[burt] shove courgettes up my arse [burt] one by one (parpicus)
[Woodwork] stuii I never thought youd have it in you to bang (^Stuii^)
#aber LEO MCKERN DEAD (Lambie)
[DiscoDeev] Aaagh no amount of rubbing gets it off (Lambie)
[DiscoDeev] Aaagh no amount of rubbing gets it off [DiscoDeev] DONT MAKE ME HAVE TO HER AGAIN (burt)
[DiscoDeev] Aaagh no amount of rubbing gets it off [DiscoDeev] DONT MAKE ME HAVE HER AGAIN (burt)
[peanut] i wrestle with lesbians (parpicus)
[jim] i want to fuck men (Gulp)
[jim] i want to fuck men [eppa] i love men too (Gulp)
[jim] i want to fuck men [eppa] i love men too [eppa] I want a soft one, and one slightly harder (Jim)
[jim] i want to fuck men [eppa] i love men too [eppa] I want a soft one, and one slightly harder [eppa] my cheese is blue (^Stuii^)
* Owf bums Queens (eppa)
* Owf bums queens (eppa)
IMPENDING WAR (^Stuii^)
[eppa] woodwork I make you hard (^Stuii^)
JAMES ROSS IN LOSING HIS BOB *TRUESHOCKER* (Gulp)
[Lambie] ferret you need my meat (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] ferret you need my meat [ferret] thank god for meat (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] ferret you need my meat [ferret] thank god for meat [Jim] splendid Ive found my meat (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] ferret you need my meat [ferret] thank god for meat [Jim] splendid Ive found my meat [Jim] sit on top of my meat (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] ferret you need my meat [ferret] thank god for meat [Jim] splendid Ive found my meat [Jim] sit on top of my meat [eppa] are you close? (Stuiilone)
[^Stuii^] bring me muff (Lambie)
[^Stuii^] bring me Human muff (Surfr)
[^Stuii^] bring me Manmuff (Lambie)
[^Stuii^] bring me Manmuff [^Stuii^] i shaft vag (^Woodsta^)
http://dictionary.aber.org.uk/?entry=AberWorld (^Stuii^)
that Ken (^Stuii^)
ON !logsearch NOW !multipass CHANNEL !google NOISE... (Gulp)
http://dictionary.aber.org.uk/?entry=AberWorld (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] how about Lambies burly ass ? (eppa)
[^Stuii^] FROM THIS DAY ON, I AM FRENCH AND TRES PROOUD OF IT (Lambie)
[fraggsta] Ill never get it on now (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] Ill never get it on now [burt] my arse is aching (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] you want my sausage [Ducki] denied [Ducki] I dont think I could take your sausage (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] you want my sausage [Ducki] denied [Ducki] I dont think I could take your sausage [eppa] I need some meat (^Stuii^)
[Jim] i am camp and need butt (Owf)
[Jim] i am camp and need butt [Jim] I like it hard too (Owf)
The previous topic was the result of intense failure (Jim)
[Jim] i am camp and need butt [Jim] I like them hard (Owf)
[Jim] i am camp and need butt [Jim] I like them hard [burt] ask your plump friend (Ricey)
[mooky] oh the smell of fishy aber cunts (parpicus)
[mooky] oh the smell of fishy aber cunts [^Woodsta^] theyre all pink on the inside (parpicus)
[mooky] oh the smell of fishy aber cunts [^Woodsta^] theyre all pink on the inside [Jim] minge does not interest me (parpicus)
* burt considers Arse (Jim)
http://www.woodsta.com/gfx/digicam/Misc/IM000161.jpg (WoodsNOTDISC)
http://www.woodsta.com/gfx/digicam/Misc/IM000161.jpg PLACE BETS NOW (WoodsNOTDISC)
[fraggsta] if I was gay Id clearly fancy him (Jim)
JADE WINS BIG BROTHER (burt)
ALEX WEINER (WoodsDISC)
KATE WINS BIG BROTHER; KITTEN PYRES IMMINENT (fraggsta)
KATE WINS BIG BROTHER; Reality TV MY �FUCKING ARSE�; KITTEN PYRES IMMINENT (Catalyst)
[Catalyst] SUCK MY NADS (parpicus)
�WONT SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE^W^W^WFUCK THE KITTENS RAGGED? (Catalyst)
[burt] I WANT TO LICK BALLS (parpicus)
[parpicus] MissL - I wnt 2 fk u (^Stuii^)
#aber �On Now:� Morose Drunken Bitterness �On Later:� Lets Fuck (rpt) (Lambie)
ALL FUCK (^Woodsta^)
[Ferret] failiure (burt)
ALARM http://www.woodsta.com/gfx/gfx.php?basedir=.%2Fmeets%2Fnikshagwedding (^Woodsta^)
[parpicus] I obviously need it (fraggsta)
[parpicus] I obviously need it [burt] i suck a sweaty crack (^Woodsta^)
ALL FUCK (Lam19HOTMAN)
[Woodwork] STOP DRILLING MY HOT WET ARSE, MEN (parpicus)
[Woodwork] STOP DRILLING MY HOT WET ARSE, MEN [Woodwork] MY ARSE IS FOR PARP ALONE (parpicus)
[Woodwork] STOP DRILLING MY HOT WET ARSE, MEN [Woodwork] MY ARSE IS FOR PARP ALONE [Owf] youve never been on the receiving end (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] STOP DRILLING MY HOT WET ARSE, MEN [Woodwork] MY ARSE IS FOR PARP ALONE [Owf] youve never been on the receiving end [shiny] Deliveries in the rear arent bad if Dad jabs me nice and hard. (parpicus)
[Stuii^] cnychs quim does it for me (parpicus)
[Stuii^] hmm cunt gravy all over my lips (parpicus)
[Woodwork] I FUCKED REES (Ricey)
[Woodwork] lets fuck [Lambie] lets fuck (Jim)
[eppa] sniff my cumstained pouch (parpicus)
[eppa] sniff my cumstained pouch [Shrink] *munch* (^Stuii^)
[eppa] sniff my cumstained pouch [Shrink] *munch* [Shrink] eppa, you so huge. me love you long time. (parpicus)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS NOT NLA COMPLIANT (Shrink)
http://cgi6.ebay.co.uk/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&userid=stuii&completed=0&sort=2&since=-1&include=0&page=1&rows=25 (^Stuii^)
Plan your terror attacks here for only $49.99 (burt)
[^Woodsta^] nappie and puke hole for me (^Woodsta^)
[Jim] it means Ill effectively be the most camp (^Stuii^)
[Jim] it means Ill effectively be the most camp cadet (^Stuii^)
[shiny] spread marmite on my arse lips (parpicuss)
[shiny] spread marmite on my arse lips * Gog bends over (eppa)
[shiny] spread marmite on my arse lips * Gog bends over [Gog] bum it, hard (eppa)
[shiny] spread marmite on my arse lips * Gog bends over [Gog] bum it, hard [Owf] virgin horror (eppa)
[shiny] spread marmite on my arse lips * Gog bends over [Gog] bum it, hard [Owf] virgin horror [Ducki] insert it now (parpicus)
[shiny] spread marmite on my arse lips * Gog bends over [Gog] bum it, hard [Owf] virgin horror [Ducki] insert it now [Ducki] its not fanny (eppa)
[shiny] spread marmite on my arse lips * Gog bends over [Gog] bum it, hard [Owf] virgin horror [Ducki] insert it now [Ducki] its not fanny [Lambie] well i cant ping it (Mr_Scod)
[Jim] it means Ill effectively be the most camp cadet (^Stuii^)
[Jim] it means Ill effectively be the most camp cadet [Jim] enjoyable but very hard (Lambie)
* eppa shoots his load (Shrink)
GEORGE BEST NOT DEAD YET (^Woodsta^)
THE SNIP CUTS DEEPLY TONIGHT (Ricey)
[Surfr] 1 MASIVE PIE TAKES ANOTHER LOAD (^Woodsta^)
#aber �On Now:� Desperate Misery and Anger At Meaningless Life �On Next:� Its Not Like The Old Days Special Edition (Lambie)
[Photon] fill up my butt (^Stuii^)
[Photon] fill up my butt [^Woodsta^] i bugger arse (^Stuii^)
[Photon] fill up my butt [^Woodsta^] i bugger arse [^Woodsta^] I HARVEST YOUR SEED (^Stuii^)
[Photon] fill up my butt [^Woodsta^] i bugger arse [^Woodsta^] I HARVEST YOUR SEED [Jim] I should get undressed (^Stuii^)
[Photon] fill up my butt [^Woodsta^] i bugger arse [^Woodsta^] I HARVEST YOUR SEED [Jim] I should get undressed [DiscoDeev] Its slowly coming (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Heatwave gives rise to Snippy Summer. ON NEXT: Destruction (^Stuii^)
[eppa] who shall I fuck? [eppa] I want something hot [eppa] brothel [eppa] mmm (Shrink)
[eppa] who shall I fuck? [eppa] I want something hot [eppa] brothel [eppa] mmm [Shrink] michelles cousins arriving in 10 minutes (^Stuii^)
[eppa] who shall I fuck? [eppa] I want something hot [eppa] munch on a pink lady (^Stuii^)
[eppa] who shall I fuck? [eppa] I want something hot [eppa] munch on a pink lady [|kitten|] granny is the best (eppa)
[eppa] who shall I fuck? [eppa] I want something hot [eppa] where is Woodsta ? [|kitten|] granny is the best (Finn)
[eppa] who shall I fuck? [eppa] I want something hot [eppa] where is Woodsta ? [|kitten|] grannys are the best [|kitten|] nice and crisp (^Stuii^)
[eppa] who shall I fuck? [eppa] I want something hot [eppa] where is Woodsta ? [|kitten|] granny are the best [|kitten|] nice and crisp [Jim] typical woman! (Fermit)
[eppa] who shall I fuck? [eppa] I want something hot [eppa] where is Woodsta ? [|kitten|] granny are the best [|kitten|] nice and crisp [Jim] typical woman (^Stuii^)
[eppa] who shall I fuck? [eppa] I want something hot [eppa] where is Woodsta ? [|kitten|] granny are the best [|kitten|] nice and crisp [Jim] typical woman } (Ricey)
[eppa] who shall I fuck? [eppa] I want something hot [eppa] where is Woodsta? [|kitten|] granny are the best [|kitten|] nice and crisp [Jim] typical woman [Fermit] Ill get my cat (Ricey)
[eppa] who shall I fuck? [eppa] I want something hot [eppa] where is Woodsta? [|kitten|] granny are the best [|kitten|] nice and crisp [Jim] typical woman [Fermit] Ill get my cat [Ducki] mmm (Finn)
The previous topic was overmarketed (^Stuii^)
WELL SOME OF THE CROWD ARE ON THE PITCH (^Stuii^)
[eppa] are you coming on me Lambie ? (^Stuii^)
[Surfr_] ^Woodsta^: fancy groping ? (fraggsta)
UP THATCHER (Stuiilone)
SUP THATCHER (parpicus)
[eppa]# I would go up thatcher (Stuiilone)
[eppa] I would go up thatcher (Stuiilone)
[One47] I used to fuck parp but i never kissed (parpicus)
[One47] I used to fuck parp but i never kissed [One47] i lick his hot smeg (parpicus)
[One47] I used to fuck parp but i never kissed [One47] i lick his hot smeg [One47] im sure parp is very attractive too [parpicus] damn straight [^Stuii^] parp gives everyone the horn (Jim)
* Woodwork is HARD (^Stuii^)
#ABER RESET TO FACTORY DEFAULTS (^Stuii^)
[eppa] face my boobs all night (Jim)
[eppa] mm cocks [eppa] *spurt* (^Stuii^)
[eppa] mm cocks [eppa] *spurt* [eppa] arse (^Stuii^)
[eppa] mm cocks [eppa] *spurt* [eppa] arse [eppa] mmm (^Stuii^)
[eppa] mm cocks [eppa] *spurt* [eppa] Im a good six inches (^Stuii^)
[eppa] mm cocks [eppa] *spurt* [eppa] Im a good six inches [Owf] 5 is perfect (^Stuii^)
[eppa] mm cocks [eppa] *spurt* [eppa] Im a good six inches [Owf] 5 is perfect [Owf] I shall probably invest in come [Owf] or just go whole hog and get hard (Gulp)
[eppa] mm cocks [eppa] *spurt* [eppa] Im a good six inches [Owf] 5 is perfect [Owf] I shall probably invest in come [Owf] or just go whole hog and get hard [^Stuii^] oh put some effort into it [^Stuii^] youre horny (eppa)
[eppa] mm cocks [eppa] *spurt* [eppa] Im a good six inches [Owf] 5 is perfect [Owf] I shall probably invest in come [Owf] or just go whole hog and get hard [^Stuii^] oh put some effort into it (eppa)
[eppa] I poo (Ricey)
[eppa] I am a fat pig (Gulp)
[eppa] mm cocks [eppa] *spurt* [eppa] Im a good six inches [Owf] 5 is perfect [Owf] I shall probably invest in come [Owf] or just go whole hog and get hard [^Stuii^] oh put some effort into it (DiscoDeev)
The previous topic was a dead donkey and has been dropped (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I have a hole lick me (Gulp)
[eppa] I have a hole lick me [Gulp] ONLY cum (eppa)
[eppa] I have a hole lick me [Gulp] use a coNdom (Gulp)
[eppa] I have a hole lick me [Gulp] ONLY cum [Gulp] or lame retards (eppa)
[eppa] I have a hole lick me [Gulp] use a coNdom (Gulp)
[eppa] I have a hole lick me [Gulp] ONLY cum [Gulp] or lame retards (eppa)
�ON NOW:� Lame topic wars �ON LATER:� The dampness continues (Gulp)
[Gulp] I think i am adicted to autistics (eppa)
[eppa] youre not going to get your wicked way with my sex (Jamie)
The previous topic was the culmination of a long line of failures and has been removed. (Owf)
[Finn] 69, Jim (^Woodsta^)
[Finn] 69, Jim [Jim] Id love a real woman to do that to me :) (Finn)
[Mr_Scod] its her penis [Mr_Scod] i miss her (Gulp)
[itten] oooooook (irtualStuii)
[Mr_Scod] its her penis [Mr_Scod] i miss her [Asan] id toss on her (Gulp)
[Mr_Scod] its her penis [Mr_Scod] i miss her [Asan] id toss on her [Ricey] eppa its not polite to shit on people (Gulp)
[Ducki] give me some good sex tonight [Woodwork] Im busy [Jim] FUCK (Gulp)
�ON NOW:� Cant cock, wont cock �ON LATER:� Ducki sinks her sorrows and hurls amusing drunken abuse (Gulp)
[17:43:26] [StuiiWAR] we need another Snatch or something (WoodWAR)
* fraggsta watches surfr start down the pope (burt_)
the previous topic failed (burt_)
STUII PRAISES BURT SHOCKER (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] burt nice padding (Jim)
[burt] hoping to get head with eppa (Jim)
[burt] hoping to get head with eppa [burt] were tonight (Jim)
[burt] hoping to get head with eppa [burt] were tonight [burt] another shag later (Jim)
[burt] hoping to get head with eppa [burt] it wouldnt fit in mouth so i sawed it off (Lambie)
[burt] hoping to get head with eppa [burt] it wouldnt fit in mouth so i sawed it off [burt] i originally had a cunt (burt)
aye (^Stuii^)
[burt] hoping to get head with eppa [burt] it wouldnt fit in mouth so i sawed it off [burt] i originally had a cunt (^Stuii^)
http://www.woodsta.com/gfx/misc/IM000431.JPG (Jim)
what (^Woodsta^)
Send shocking abuse to mch@ukshells.co.uk (^Stuii^)
aye (^Stuii^)
Send shocking abuse to mch@ukshells.co.uk (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] well Ive ordered it from smiths since im a mug (^Stuii^)
[burt] i shat myself today in hull (^Stuii^)
* shiny changes my seat to 1st arse (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] Ive tasted lambie (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] Ive tasted lambie [parpicus] big long horn (^Stuii^)
Dave tell us about the poo (^peanut^)
CARMEN SILVERA DEAD (^Woodsta^)
EDISS ARTOIS DEAD (^Stuii^)
EDISS ARTOIS DEAD (Thats the bird off alo alo if you didnt know) (burt)
EDISS ARTOIS DEAD (^Stuii^)
CARMEN SILVERA AKA EDISS ARTOIS DEAD (^Woodsta^)
HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY FERMIT (POSSIBLY) (Ricey)
[eppa] everyones coming! (^Stuii^)
[eppa] everyones coming! [eppa] I asked for It (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] i look at small boys (Shrink)
[Fermit] I got an enema (^Stuii^)
DEAD (|kitten|)
* ^Woodsta^ gets a chinese boy delivered (^Stuii^)
Welcome to #aber. Current hormone forcast : Defcon 4, rising to Defcon 2 imminently. (eppa)
Welcome to #aber. Current hormone forcast : Defcon 4, rising to Defcon 2 imminently. PURPLE ALERT. (^Woodsta^)
On Now: Cyclist v Sports Car Poser - WHO WILL WIN? BET NOW! (Lambie)
[Lambie] fuck off [Photon] Afternoon [Lambie] you screaming poof (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] fuck off [Photon] Afternoon [Lambie] you screaming poof [Surfr] Im fairly flexible (Ricey)
* parpicus worked a cunt today (Owf)
Surfr has FAILED: 2 Cigs and counting (Fermit)
^Stuii^ a bastard, reveals peanut (parpicus)
Welcome to AberAid 2002 - pledge 15 grand and one channel member can survive for one month. (Surfr_)
ON NOW: Healthy Eating Hour with eppa and |kitten| (|kitten|)
ON NOW: Healthy Eating Hour with eppa and |kitten| ON NEXT: we all go and buy processed food for lunch (|kitten|)
TWO MORE MIDDLE CLASS CHILDREN GO MISSING, WHOLE NATION RUNS AROUND WAILING AND RENDING CLOTH (^Stuii^)
[Surfr_] I thought they left for Saudi Australia ? (^Stuii^)
[Gulp] Ive a new guy, phoned me 4-5 times (^Stuii^)
[Gulp] Ive a new guy, phoned me 4-5 times [Gulp] hello mum, dad. This is sebastian (^Stuii^)
[Ricey_] Jem Rowland is a wanker (eppa)
* ^Woodsta^ brandishes his nurse (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] you disgust me [^Woodsta^] you disgust me [eppa] you disgust me (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] you disgust me [^Woodsta^] you disgust me [eppa] you disgust me. Welcome to #aber, were disgusting. (eppa)
#ABER CLOSED. FUCK OFF. (^Stuii^)
[Burt] deflower me (parpicus)
SUPERMARKET (^Stuii^)
OASIS NOT QUITE DEAD (Lambie)
[shiny] i just want some spunk (^Stuii^)
[shiny] i just want some spunk [fraggsta] Im streaming it (^Stuii^)
[eppa] men can have it both ways (^Stuii^)
[eppa] men can have it both ways [Ducki] aye buy me a few drinks and I *may* let you (eppa)
[eppa] men can have it both ways [Ducki] aye buy me a few drinks and I *may* let you [^Stuii^] I want half way in (eppa)
[eppa] men can have it both ways [Ducki] aye buy me a few drinks and I *may* let you [^Stuii^] I want half way in [Lambie] depends where you stick it (eppa)
[eppa] men can have it both ways [Ducki] aye buy me a few drinks and I *may* let you [^Stuii^] I want half way in [Lambie] depends where you stick it [Wyrm] slide it in (Lambie)
[eppa] men can have it both ways [Ducki] aye buy me a few drinks and I *may* let you [^Stuii^] I want half way in [Lambie] depends where you stick it [Wyrm] slide it in [eppa] lots of arse (^Stuii^)
[eppa] men can have it both ways [Ducki] aye buy me a few drinks and I *may* let you [^Stuii^] I want half way in [Lambie] depends where you stick it [Wyrm] slide it in [eppa] lots of arse [eppa] we always seem to come together (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Kitten goes away. ON NEXT: Chez Goodwin converted into Superducks Slut Hut (^Stuii^)
[eppa] men can have it both ways [Ducki] aye buy me a few drinks and I *may* let you [^Stuii^] I want half way in [Lambie] depends where you stick it [Wyrm] slide it in [eppa] lots of arse [eppa] we always seem to come together [shiny] has it gone brown yet? (^Stuii^)
[eppa] men can have it both ways [Ducki] aye buy me a few drinks and I *may* let you [^Stuii^] I want half way in [Lambie] depends where you stick it [Wyrm] slide it in [eppa] lots of arse [eppa] we always seem to come together [shiny] has it gone brown yet? [fraggsta] work that arse (^Stuii^)
[eppa] men can have it both ways [Ducki] aye buy me a few drinks and I *may* let you [^Stuii^] I want half way in [Lambie] depends where you stick it [Wyrm] slide it in [eppa] lots of arse [eppa] we always seem to come together [shiny] has it gone brown yet? [fraggsta] work that arse [Ricey] *spurt* (^Stuii^)
[eppa] men can have it both ways [Ducki] aye buy me a few drinks and I *may* let you [^Stuii^] I want half way in [Lambie] depends where you stick it [Wyrm] slide it in [eppa] lots of arse [eppa] we always seem to come together [shiny] has it gone brown yet? [fraggsta] work that arse [Ricey] *spurt* [fragg (^Stuii^)
The previous topic exceeded the capacity of the network on whch it was submitted (^Stuii^)
3 WAY SEX FUN ON 446.012 (burt)
[Orky] nope - 6 but tend to use my mouth (^Stuii^)
[Orky] tend to use my mouth [Orky] find anything in my box? (^Stuii^)
[Orky] tend to use my mouth [Orky] i toss friends off (^Stuii^)
[Orky] tend to use my mouth [Orky] i toss friends off [parpicus] use my incontinent ass (Burt)
[Orky] tend to use my mouth [Orky] i toss friends off [parpicus] use my incontinent ass [^Woodsta^] fuck my tits (parpicus)
�ON NOW:� Old News with eppa and Ricey. �ON LATER:� eppa admits to surfr-clone horror. (Catalyst)
ON NOW: Dijkstra Dead ON LATER: Memorial Recitation of Shortest-Path Algorithm (Ricey)
[shiny] buffy has top rump (eppa)
[fraggsta] i always end up dossing, being late for work and constantly shitting on the carpet (Lambie)
[fraggsta] i always end up dossing, being late for work and constantly shitting on the carpet [fraggsta] and in my own bed (eppa)
[Catalyst] eppas gone to spend some quality time with his boner, clearly. (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] i always end up dossing, being late for work and constantly shitting on the carpet [fraggsta] and in my own bed (^Stuii^)
var_dump($m_ds-]getKeyFields()); (Ricey)
[Catalyst] eppas gone to spend some quality time with his boner. (Ricey)
ON NOW: Why Dont You? Special edition for doleys. ON NEXT: DSCM Papers Received (^Stuii^)
[burt] I WANT SOME GUYS (^Stuii^)
Handbags at dawn with Lambie and SparkE (^peanut^)
* ^peanut^ fists SparkE (^Stuii^)
[sparkE] Stuii will you be masturbating [^Stuii^] sparkE yes, furiously [^Stuii^] after the news (burt_)
The previous topic contained NLA ordering errors and was classified as a failure (^Stuii^)
[sparkE] Stuii will you be masturbating [^Stuii^] after the news [^Stuii^] furiously (burt_)
[sparkE] Stuii will you be masturbating [^Stuii^] after the news [^Stuii^] furiously * Burt has fantasies about stuii (Lambie)
[sparkE] Stuii will you be masturbating [^Stuii^] after the news [^Stuii^] furiously * Burt has fantasies about stuii [burt_] i could always use a dongle (^Stuii^)
BRACE FOR SCOD (^Stuii^)
For the man who has everything: http://65.59.213.144/ (Wyrm)
ON NOW: Unemployed Computer Gaming ON LATER: Unemployed Drunken Bitterness (Ricee)
^Woodsta^ I am a sad old bender (parpicus)
The previous topic, whilst actually quite good, was unfortunately sytaxically incorrect (^Stuii^)
The previous topic, whilst actually quite good, was unfortunately syntaxically incorrect (^Stuii^)
* M_Caine gets lip caught in a posh pup (parpicus)
* M_Caine gets lip caught in a posh pup * M_Caine gushes (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] stuii you love my anal piracy (Owf)
[^peanut^] perhaps it was too big [Woodstar] how big [Woodstar] take it [Woodstar] thats tiny (^Stuii^)
[^peanut^] perhaps it was too big [Woodstar] how big [Woodstar] take it [Woodstar] thats tiny [^peanut^] all this knob [^peanut^] slot it in (parpicus)
[^peanut^] perhaps it was too big [Woodstar] how big [Woodstar] take it [Woodstar] thats tiny [^peanut^] all this knob [^peanut^] slot it in [^Woodsta^] tongue the toilet areas (parpicus)
[^peanut^] perhaps it was too big [Woodstar] how big [Woodstar] take it [Woodstar] thats tiny [^peanut^] all this knob [^peanut^] slot it in [^Woodsta^] tongue the toilet areas [^Woodsta^] then wank on these minging tits (parpicus)
[^peanut^] perhaps it was too big [Woodstar] how big [Woodstar] take it [Woodstar] thats tiny [^peanut^] all this knob [^peanut^] slot it in [^Woodsta^] tongue the toilet areas [^Woodsta^] then wank on these minging tits [^Woodsta^] hm nice twat slime (parpicus)
[^peanut^] perhaps it was too big [Woodstar] how big [Woodstar] take it [Woodstar] thats tiny [^peanut^] all this knob [^peanut^] slot it in [^Woodsta^] tongue the toilet areas [^Woodsta^] then wank on these minging tits [^Woodsta^] hm nice twat slime [^peanut^] my finest (parpicus)
[^peanut^] perhaps it was too big [Woodstar] how big [Woodstar] take it [Woodstar] thats tiny [^peanut^] all this knob [^peanut^] slot it in [^Woodsta^] tongue the toilet areas [^Woodsta^] then wank on these minging tits [^Woodsta^] hm nice twat slime [^peanut^] my finest [jkd] I annoint peanuts cunt (parpicus)
[^peanut^] perhaps it was too big [Woodstar] how big [Woodstar] take it [Woodstar] thats tiny [^peanut^] all this knob [^peanut^] slot it in [^Woodsta^] tongue the toilet areas [^Woodsta^] then wank on these minging tits [^Woodsta^] hm nice twat slime [^peanut^] my finest [jkd] I annoint peanuts cunt [^Wo (parpicus)
The previous topic exceeded the maximum topic length, and was set by Parpicus. All mock parpicus. (Woodstar)
The previous topic exceeded the maximum topic length, and was set by parpicus. All mock parpicus. (Woodstar)
CHARLTON HESTON DEAD (Woodstar)
40 SECONDS UNTIL THE DESTRUCTION OF EARTH (^Stuii^)
New idea for website: http://scorpio.slmr.rhydio.com/~stuii/temp/idea/chronology.html (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] Im a dog (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] Im a dog [SuperDuck] for kat and dof (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] Im a dog [SuperDuck] for kat and dof [apple] i watched that last night (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] Im a dog [SuperDuck] for kat and dof [apple] i watched that last night [SuperDuck] I like dogs (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] Im a dog [SuperDuck] for kat and dof [apple] i watched that last night [SuperDuck] I like dogs [eppa] they have to be tight, though (^Stuii^)
[SuperDuck] my drawers are bursting (^Stuii^)
[@eppa] whats that in your hand? [ SuperDuck] *brandish* [ SuperDuck] *wink* [@^Woodsta^] thick [@fraggsleep] *spurt* (fraggsleep)
[eppa] we should share Ducki [^Woodsta^] aye [^Woodsta^] three innabed [Owf] would she like that? [eppa] my futon is huge (^Stuii^)
[eppa] we should share Ducki [^Woodsta^] aye [^Woodsta^] three innabed [Owf] would she like that? [eppa] my futon is huge [eppa] about 6 foot long [eppa] and 5 foot wide (^Stuii^)
[eppa] we should share Ducki [^Woodsta^] aye [^Woodsta^] three innabed [Owf] would she like that? [eppa] my futon is huge [SuperDuck] thatll make up the size (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I have a french cunt [Ducki] does it have sauce [eppa] dunno, havent tasted it [eppa] might be garlic flavoured (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I have a french cunt [Ducki] does it have sauce [eppa] dunno, havent tasted it [eppa] might be garlic flavoured [eppa] I got confused and tried to put it in my slot (Lambie)
erk (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I have a french cunt [Ducki] does it have sauce [eppa] dunno, havent tasted it [eppa] might be garlic flavoured [eppa] I got confused and tried to put it in my slot (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] Did he wipe the slime from your mouth? [eppa] Id gone for the full wipe my mouth act [eppa] I was good, I got it all in the ass (Asan)
[parpicus] Did he wipe the slime from your mouth? [eppa] Id gone for the full wipe my mouth act [eppa] I was good, I got it all in the ass [Lambie] i wish i could twat balls like that (^Woodsta^)
MISSING MIDDLE CLASS GIRLS GET KNOCKED FROM BBC NEWS ONLINE HEADLINE TOP SPOT (^Stuii^)
[Shrink] i finally laid Parps pert homo arse. (parpicus)
[Shrink] i finally laid Parps pert homo arse. [|kitten|] aye, parp has a lovely butt (parpicus)
[Shrink] i finally laid Parps pert homo arse. [|kitten|] aye, parp has a lovely butt [parpicus] I am being denied entrance (^Stuii^)
[Shrink] i finally laid Parps pert homo arse. [|kitten|] aye, parp has a lovely butt [eppa] Ill have you know Im prime ass (^Stuii^)
[Shrink] i finally laid Parps pert homo arse. [|kitten|] aye, parp has a lovely butt [eppa] Ill have you know Im prime ass [Lambie] its the only piece of equipment i got that still works (eppa)
[Ducki] Im hard at the moment so I never see anyone (^Stuii^)
[Ducki] Im hard at the moment so I never see anyone [Ducki] have a HARD GAY cock (eppa)
[Ducki] Im hard at the moment so I never see anyone [Ducki] have a HARD GAY cock [shiny] I munt mighty cock (Lambie)
[Ducki] Im hard at the moment so I never see anyone [Ducki] have a HARD GAY cock [shiny] I munt mighty cock [shiny] have a twirly cock (eppa)
[Ducki] Im hard at the moment so I never see anyone [Ducki] have a HARD GAY cock [shiny] I munt mighty cock [shiny] have a twirly cock [^Stuii^] I am fed on pubes (eppa)
[apple] i invite the entire channel to savour my gusset cordial [apple] boys: drink that cunny curd. (parpicus)
[shiny] you are cute, stuii (eppa)
[shiny] you are cute, stuii [shiny] i fancy stuii (^Stuii^)
[shiny] you are cute, stuii [shiny] i fancy stuii [shiny] i prefer men (^Stuii^)
[shiny] you are cute, stuii [shiny] i fancy stuii [shiny] i prefer men [shiny] stuii gets me hard [shiny] then i jerk off (parpicus)
* ^Stuii^ has an incurable STD (DiscoDeev)
NLA failure (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] I blame the vibrator (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] I blame the vibrator [eppa] my rim really aches (Lambie)
[eppa] my rim really aches [eppa] parp, you rock, thanks man (^Stuii^)
[eppa] my rim really aches [eppa] parp, you rock, thanks man [Lambie] youre making me wet (^Stuii^)
[eppa] my rim really aches [eppa] parp, you rock, thanks man [Lambie] youre making me wet * ^Woodsta^ whacks and still doesnt approach peak (Shrink)
[eppa] my rim really aches [eppa] parp, you rock, thanks man [Lambie] youre making me wet * ^Woodsta^ whacks and still doesnt approach peak * DiscoDeev brings up the splatterguards (^Stuii^)
eppa] fraggsta I have apple every day (^Stuii^)
[eppa] fraggsta I have apple every day [parpicus] *lick* (eppa)
[eppa] fraggsta I have apple every day [parpicus] *lick* * apple is a smoothie (eppa)
[eppa] fraggsta I have apple every day [parpicus] *lick* * apple is a smoothie [Ducki] I have a nice one (eppa)
[eppa] fraggsta I have apple every day [parpicus] *lick* * apple is a smoothie [Ducki] I have a nice clean one (eppa)
[eppa] fraggsta I have apple every day [parpicus] *lick* * apple is a smoothie [Ducki] I have a nice clean one [Lambie] vote for my cunt (eppa)
* fraggsta dribbles sausage ooze (^Stuii^)
* fraggsta dribbles sausage ooze [eppa] Im going to take homos (parpicus)
* fraggsta dribbles sausage ooze [eppa] Im going to take homos [eppa] fat dicked homos (parpicus)
* fraggsta dribbles sausage ooze [eppa] Im going to take homos [eppa] fat dicked homos [apple] i give head to women (parpicus)
* fraggsta dribbles sausage ooze [eppa] Im going to take homos [eppa] fat dicked homos (parpicus)
GIRLS DEAD (^Stuii^)
LATEST NEWS: POLICE STARE AT MOUNDS OF EARTH (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] I wonder how much itd cost to have my privates whipped out (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] I wonder how much itd cost to have my privates whipped out [DiscoDeev] Im Still waiting after nearly a year (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] I wonder how much itd cost to have my privates whipped out [DiscoDeev] Im Still waiting after nearly a year [^Stuii^] im so damp (DiscoDeev)
GIRLS NOT FOUND IN DISTURBED EARTH (^Stuii^)
GIRLS NOT FOUND IN DISTURBED EARTH, BUT ARE OBVIOUSLY STILL DEAD (^Stuii^)
ENLARGE YOUR HATCHERY (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] weve all risen to a higher plane of exit (sp0d)
[^Stuii^] weve all risen (sp0d)
eppa stuffs a muff (fraggsta)
eppa stuffs a muff (fraggsta)
eppa gobs into his muff (Shrink)
* eppa gobs into his muff (Shrink)
* eppa gobs into his muff (eppa)
* eppa gobs into his muff [Woodwork] I shall fist the kappaslappa [Woodwork] I shouldve used more vaseline (Lambie)
* eppa gobs into his muff [Woodwork] I shall fist the kappaslappa [Woodwork] I shouldve uhursed more vaseline (Surfr)
* eppa gobs into his muff [Woodwork] I shall fist the kappaslappa [Woodwork] I shouldve used more vaseline (Lambie)
[Ducki] TIME FOR BED SAYS ZEBS (^Stuii^)
#aber The Previous Topic Overstepped Accepted Bounds of Decency (Lambie)
[^Stuii^] mines more cost effective [^Stuii^] more inches for your money [burt_] no need to boast now (burt_)
[^Stuii^] mines more cost effective [^Stuii^] more inches for your money [Woodwork] well you dont have to suck so hard do you (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] mines more cost effective [^Stuii^] more inches for your money [Woodwork] well you dont have to suck so hard do you [^Woodsta^] so damp and greasy (DiscoDeev)
[^Stuii^] mines more cost effective [^Stuii^] more inches for your money [Woodwork] well you dont have to suck so hard do you [^Woodsta^] so damp and greasy [DiscoDeev] Ill wank here and now (Owf)
[^Stuii^] mines more cost effective [^Stuii^] more inches for your money [Woodwork] well you dont have to suck so hard do you [^Woodsta^] so damp and greasy [DiscoDeev] Ill wank here and now [eppa] want that wiping off ? (DiscoDeev)
[^Stuii^] mines more cost effective [^Stuii^] more inches for your money [Woodwork] well you dont have to suck so hard do you [^Woodsta^] so damp and greasy [DiscoDeev] Ill wank here and now [eppa] want that wiping off ? [apple] yum (DiscoDeev)
[^Stuii^] mines more cost effective [^Stuii^] more inches for your money [Woodwork] well you dont have to suck so hard do you [^Woodsta^] so damp and greasy [DiscoDeev] Ill wank here and now [eppa] want that wiping off ? [apple] yum [DiscoDeev] Oh it just runs and runs (eppa)
[^Stuii^] mines more cost effective [^Stuii^] more inches for your money [Woodwork] well you dont have to suck so hard do you [^Woodsta^] so damp and greasy [DiscoDeev] Ill wank here and now [eppa] want that wiping off ? [apple] yum [DiscoDeev] Oh it just runs and runs [Lambie] soon there will be a drea (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] mines more cost effective [^Stuii^] more inches for your money [Woodwork] well you dont have to suck so hard do you [^Woodsta^] so damp and greasy [DiscoDeev] Ill wank here and now [eppa] want that wiping off? [DiscoDeev] Oh it just runs and runs [Lambie] soon there will be a dreadful mess (^Stuii^)
* burt eats turds [burt] i refuse to wipe (^Stuii^)
* burt eats turds [burt] i refuse to wipe [burt] why does the smell remind me of my ex? (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] i shall be banging the workmen outside my house from monday (Owf)
[Owf] someone felch me (fraggsta)
[Jim] oh the campness (^Stuii^)
[Jim] oh the campness [burt] im a bisexual virgin (eppa)
GIRL KIDNAPPERS DEFY DEADLINE, POLICE BAFFLED (^Woodsta^)
[Woodwork] but i have something that makes it jerk (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Excessive Hetero Testosterone Overload ON NEXT: Hommers revolt ON LATER: Massive Tissue clean up operation begins (Asan)
Please buy http://www.stuii.co.uk/photos/cars/bmw-h/autotrader.jpg .. and then let Stuii keep it (^Stuii^)
http://atsearch.autotrader.co.uk/WWW/CARS_popup.asp?modelexact=1&make=BMW&min_pr=4000&postcode=sl3+8hr&source=0&model=5+SERIES&max_pr=5000&sort=3&variant=535&mileage=&miles=40&keywords=&agerange=&max_records=50&search.x=33&search.y=7&start=1&distance=0&adcategory=CARS&channel=CARS&id=200232044475947 (^Stuii^)
[Jim] Im actually just playing camp (eppa)
[Jim] as usual I have about 3 in me (^Lambie^)
[Jim] as usual I have about 3 in me [burt] drunk fucking (eppa)
[eppa] Im going all droopy (Asan)
[Lambie] !aberdick stuii (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] !aberdick stuii [Lambie] my secret desires to bum stuii are revealed (^Stuii^)
aye (^Stuii^)
The previous topic was a result of a fuckup by ^Stuii^. All mock ^Stuii^. (Lambie)
[^Stuii^] and Im a poof [DuckFace] well I like them (burt_)
[^Stuii^] and Im a poof [DuckFace] well I like them [DuckFace] else I wouldnt have entered them (burt_)
to [^Stuii^] and Im a poof [DuckFace] well I like them (***)
[burt_] i have a lack of butt [burt_] suck from my pipe [burt_] i have a small PenIS (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] ive never done any roleplay (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] ive never done any roleplay [Lambie] apart from with ciaran [Lambie] i liked that a lot (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] ive never done any roleplay [Lambie] apart from with ciaran [Lambie] i liked that a lot [Lambie] arousing (^Stuii^)
GIRLS MURDERED (^Stuii^)
A more pleasant topic so we dont think about the murdered girls. (eppa)
[burt] i fuck men up the arse (Shrink)
[burt] i fuck men up the arse [Shrink] i eat turd (burt)
[burt] i fuck men up the arse [Shrink] i eat turd [burt] i lap camp cream from down there (Shrink)
�SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE, UNCLE FUCKER� (Catalyst)
YES, ISNT IT QUIET. NOW FUCK OFF. (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I need a fuck (Owf)
[eppa] I need a fuck [Owf] i probe gays (eppa)
[Fermit] I would touch gradwell with a shit stick (^Stuii^)
* Lambie packs shit (^Stuii^)
* Lambie packs shit [Jim] woohoo packing turd (eppa)
* Lambie packs shit [Jim] woohoo packing turd [Jim] Queer as Folk (^Stuii^)
* Lambie packs shit [Jim] woohoo packing turd [eppa] well that filled a hole (^Stuii^)
* Lambie packs shit [Jim] woohoo packing turd [eppa] well that filled a hole [eppa] thought that mightve slipped past (^Stuii^)
* Lambie packs shit [Jim] woohoo packing turd [eppa] well that filled a hole [eppa] thought that mightve slipped past * Ducki watches semen (^Stuii^)
* Lambie picks up another rent boy for �4 (^Stuii^)
* Lambie picks up another rent boy for �4 [Jim] no wonder Im fucked up (^Stuii^)
On Now: #Aber Cookery Special. Today - Fried Wank - How do you eat yours? (Lambie)
[eppa] I cant kill more than 6 kittens a day [Ducki_] Im thirsty (fraggsta)
[eppa] I cant kill more than 6 kittens a day [Orky] its not that hard (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I cant kill more than 6 kittens a day [Orky] its not that hard [Ducki] wheres that woodsta when you need him (Wyrm)
[Surfr] Im gagging for cunny (eppa)
[Surfr] Im gagging for cunny [Surfr] tight (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] Im gagging for cunny [Surfr] tight [Gulp] stuii - you dont like gash ? (eppa)
[Surfr] Im gagging for cunny [Surfr] tight [Gulp] stuii - you dont like gash? [DiscoDeev] Im turning to parp (Shrink)
[Surfr] Im gagging for cunny [Surfr] tight [Gulp] stuii - you dont like gash? [DiscoDeev] Im turning to parp [peanut] scat is good (eppa)
[JKD] woodsta is fondling my pert butt. (parpicus)
[JKD] woodsta is fondling my pert butt. [JKD] and massages me in a very gay way, despite not being gay (Lambie)
[JKD] woodsta is fondling my pert butt. [JKD] and massages me in a very gay way, despite not being gay [burt] nothing like a bit of cock (Lambie)
[JKD] woodsta is fondling my pert butt. [JKD] and massages me in a very gay way, despite not being gay [burt] bite that cock (parpicus)
[JKD] woodsta is fondling my pert butt. [JKD] and massages me in a very gay way, despite not being gay [burt] bite that cock [JKD] dave i need your man-cunt (parpicus)
[JKD] woodsta is fondling my pert butt. [JKD] and massages me in a very gay way, despite not being gay [burt] bite that cock [JKD] dave i need your mancunt (parpicus)
[JKD] woodsta is fondling my pert butt. [JKD] and massages me in a very gay way, despite not being gay [burt] bite that cock [JKD] dave i need your mancunt [JKD] i have lads (Lambie)
[JKD] woodsta is fondling my pert butt. [JKD] and massages me in a very gay way, despite not being gay [burt] bite that cock [JKD] dave i need your mancunt [JKD] i have lads [Lambie] the vice is overwhelming (eppa)
[JKD] woodsta is fondling my pert butt. [JKD] and massages me in a very gay way, despite not being gay [burt] bite that cock [JKD] dave i need your mancunt [JKD] i have lads [eppa] SEX ME (Lambie)
[JKD] woodsta is fondling my pert butt. [JKD] and massages me in a very gay way, despite not being gay [burt] bite that cock [JKD] dave i need your mancunt [^Woodsta^] fuck it [^Woodsta^] hurt it (parpicus)
[JKD] woodsta is fondling my pert butt. [JKD] and massages me in a very gay way, despite not being gay [burt] bite that cock [JKD] dave i need your mancunt [^Woodsta^] fuck it [^Woodsta^] hurt it [^Woodsta^] push your sausage in (parpicus)
[JKD] dave i need your mancunt [^Woodsta^] fuck it [^Woodsta^] hurt it [^Woodsta^] push your sausage in [^Woodsta^] Now split my cherry ass and call me Joyce (parpicus)
[JKD] dave i need your mancunt [^Woodsta^] fuck it [^Woodsta^] hurt it [^Woodsta^] push your sausage in [^Woodsta^] Now split my cherry ass and call me Joyce [eppa] does that mean you can fill it? (^Stuii^)
ARGH (^Stuii^)
[JKD] dave i need your mancunt [^Woodsta^] fuck it [^Woodsta^] hurt it [^Woodsta^] push your sausage in [^Woodsta^] Now split my cherry ass and call me Joyce [eppa] does that mean you can fill it? (^Stuii^)
[shiny] i think i fucked my cat (Shrink)
[Woodwork] Ive got hot meat [Woodwork] Ive got enough for two (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] Ive got hot meat [Woodwork] Ive got enough for two [Owf] I eat meat every day (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] [Woodwork] Ive got hot meat [Woodwork] Ive got enough for two [Owf] I eat meat every day [Woodwork] I eat bush (eppa)
CHAPMAN & WELLS MURDERER CHARGED. THE CARETAKER DUNNIT. (^Woodsta^)
CHAPMAN & WELLS MURDERER CHARGED. THE CARETAKER DUNNIT. INTERNET CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES. (^Woodsta^)
CHAPMAN & WELLS MURDERER CHARGED. THE CARETAKER DUNNIT. INTERNET CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES. THAT WOMAN WITH THE FACE STILL UNDER QUESTIONING (^Stuii^)
[^Lambie^] surfr ill bang you tomorrow (^Stuii^)
ABERNET DEAD (Woodstar)
The Previous Topic Could Not Be Proved (Saarlax)
BREAKING NEWS: Delivery of NattySpog confirmed, Name: Tomos - 20th August 2002 - 16:56, 7lb 11oz (Asan)
BREAKING NEWS: Delivery of NattySprog confirmed, Name: Tomos - 20th August 2002 - 16:56, 7lb 11oz, Congrats all round. IRC induction expected soon (Asan)
BREAKING NEWS: Delivery of NattySprog confirmed, Name: Tomos - 20th August 2002 - 16:56, 7lb 11oz, Congrats all round. IRC induction expected soon. Brace for bi-daily appearances complaining about how hard motherhood is. (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I need to bum a fag (Asan)
[^Surfr^] i am a jaffa (Owf)
[burt] that was the night i came on my flatmate (^Stuii^)
Wesley Crusher cut from Star Trek : Nemesis *shocker* (Asan)
ON NOW: Eppas Yesterweb. ON NEXT: Keep up (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Surfr gets a job! *shocker* ON NEXT: Student Scum Lambie fails to move again *unshocker* (Asan)
[^Woodsta^] suck my sexeh bush (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] suck my sexeh bush [^peanut^] yank it (Lambie)
to [SACD] sttopid is an understatement (***)
[Finn] i am hot for hard cock (parpicus)
[Finn] i am hot for hard cock [^Stuii^] I filled the big hole (eppa)
[Finn] i am hot for hard cock [^Stuii^] perhaps the front would be better [^Stuii^]I filled the big hole (parpicus)
[Finn] i am hot for hard cock [^Stuii^] perhaps the front would be better [^Stuii^] I filled the big hole (parpicus)
[Finn] i am hot for hard cock [burt] mine is so small (^Stuii^)
[Finn] i am hot for hard cock [burt] mine is so small [kitten] just hire a stripper [Graywolf] Ill bung you if you want (Lambie)
[Graywolf] a good stanley usually works for me - and you can quote me as much as you want (fermit)
[sp0d] I like playing trains outside (Fermitit)
[parpicus] I loved cunt once (Shrink)
[Shrink] stuii caused pain [Orakio] My ass does smell [Jim] be more specific as to where (gulp)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS NOT NLA COMPLIANT (Shrink)
[gulp] and one thing i have learnt trauling the interweb is one heck of a lot of porn (Shrink)
[Shrink] i consume the semen of fully grown men (parpicus)
[burt] we are wanking off (Jim)
[Orakio] I only fuck sheep. [Jim] lame (Shrink)
Its talk to yourself morning on #aber (|kitten|)
TALK TO YOURSELF THIS MORNING, COURTESY OF YOUR SPONSOR, #aber (|kitten|)
The previous topic was true, but out-dated. (Gulp)
[Jim] Lambie and i might come out (parpicus)
[burt] i am watching mothers sagging quim (parpicus)
[Surfr] Ive never had any problem sleeping in the same bed as another man *trueshocker* (Lambie)
[burt] i was shocked the first time I saw my jism on a butt (parpicus)
NLA (parpicus)
* eppa_ smokes butt (Lambie)
�ON NOW:� Channel drops like flies. �ON LATER:� Jim drops his flies (Gulp)
[Finn] she wouldnt mind me doing it (Jim)
Burt loves Stuii IDST (Jim)
[Surfr] mes cuisses glissent. Le sperme ma fait ca. (parpicus)
StuiiNet ideas poached by warez kiddie: http://www.schnell.net (Wyrm)
Previous topic deleted due to contravertial nature (Wyrm)
Failure (Jim)
Failure is not an option: it is bundled with the software by default. (Wyrm)
Failure is not an option: its a value added feature. (eppa)
[Woodwork] the bloke keeps fiddling with mine (Jim)
[Woodwork] the bloke keeps fiddling with mine [Woodwork] that leather ricey (Jim)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC, WHILST NLA COMPLIANT WAS LAME (Shrink)
�The channel populated by twats and cunts. Its official� (^Surfr)
[Woodwork] i beat on my mighty bollocks (parpicus)
ON NOW: Budgeting advice with #aber veterans (|kitten|)
NO TOPIC IS SET (Gulp)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS NOWHERE NEAR AS INTERESTING AS THIS ONE (^Surfr^)
[Surfr] if theres enough of us we can get fucking (eppa)
[Surfr] if theres enough of us we can get fucking [Surfr] er how does 7 sound ? (eppa)
[James] I adopt a baby sheep (^Woodsta^)
The previous topic was non-NLA compliant (^Woodsta^)
[Woods] all the men i shag are wankers (James)
[Woods] all the men i shag are wankers [Catalyst] Bastards the lot of us. (Shrink)
[sp0d] I am into little arses (parpicus)
[sp0d] I am into little arses [sp0d] parpicus has a pert one (parpicus)
[sp0d] I am into little arses [sp0d] parpicus has a pert one [Blulizard] sp0d doesnt use mine (parpicus)
[sp0d] I am into little arses [sp0d] parpicus has a pert one [Blulizard] sp0d doesnt use mine [sp0d] I think stuiis would be best (parpicus)
[sp0d] I am into little arses [sp0d] parpicus has a pert one [Blulizard] sp0d doesnt use mine [sp0d] I think stuiis would be best [Blulizard] you hate twat (parpicus)
[sp0d] I am into little arses [sp0d] parpicus has a pert one [Blulizard] sp0d doesnt use mine [sp0d] I think stuiis would be best [Blulizard] you hate twat [Blulizard] you should have tried this gash (parpicus)
[sp0d] I am into little arses [sp0d] parpicus has a pert one [Blulizard] sp0d doesnt use mine [sp0d] I think stuiis would be best [Blulizard] you hate twat [Blulizard] you should have tried this gash [sp0d] didnt think it would go up (parpicus)
[Lambie] I havent had sex for bloody ages *sudden realisation* (James)
The previous topic was in fact said by Rhysthat orky (Lambie)
The previous topic was in fact said by Rhys (Lambie)
http://freespace.virgin.net/natalie.mh/tomos.html (James)
[|kitten|] my gusset smells of dog pee (parpicus)
[|kitten|] my gusset smells of dog pee [Lambie] stuff it with sperm and rim cheese (parpicus)
http://www.stuii.co.uk/photos/index.php?basedir=.%2Falbums%2Feurope-2002 (^Stuii^)
[Ducki] I feel another log coming [Ducki] but Ill leave it until after lunch (^Stuii^)
http://www.nominet.org.uk/news/nomnews/issue11.pdf - page 2 (^Stuii^)
http://www.intellisearchnow.com/pwrpub_view.scml?ppa=7iempYYkmlttuqRSfd%27%40%3E%20bfehY%21 ITS JIMBOB (Saarlax)
[^Stuii^] are you banging that humble again then [JimMK] aye [JimMK] banging [JimMK] mmm French (Surfr)
- The housing channel. You free source of mis-information of mortgages and house prices. (Catalyst)
#aber �On Now:� Virtual-Eppa �On Later:� Im not sure, hmm (Lambie)
[waterbaby999] im into watersports [waterbaby999] hence the name (^Stuii^)
to [topic] (use)
[|kitten|] i like to smear mud on my breasts (parpicus)
NLA failure (parpicus)
[waterbaby999] slap me with your testicles! (parpicus)
[waterbaby999] slap me with your testicles! [waterbaby999] make me sniff your trainers! (parpicus)
* |kitten| stuffs bats into her quim (parpicus)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/ding_dong_the_witch_is_dead/2241234.stm (DiscoDeev)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/smug_fucking_justice/2241234.stm (StuiiWAR)
[burt_] i need some homos (VirtualStuii)
[burt_] i need some homos [burt] drooping homos (parpicus)
ON NOW: Blulizard recites all her CiaranComic links (sp0d)
[|kitten|] davids mother always gives me head (parpicus)
[Noddie] I part my butt-cheeks for full channel access. deflower me now! (parpicus)
[Noddie] I offer my sticky helmet to the channel. for great slurping. (parpicus)
[Surfr] i will woo apple with a thick white substance that really smells (parpicus)
[Asan] I have been silent too long. I crave boycunt. (parpicus)
http://www.aber.org.uk/images/banners/banner24.gif (StuiiWAR)
http://www.aber.org.uk/images/banners/banner25.gif (^Stuii^)
2 DAYS UNTIL TERRORISM! (^Stuii^)
[Graywold] I took both lege and Fermit in the arse the other week, and lege regretted it somewhat [^Stuii^] all the shit will be nice and supple now (Asan)
[Graywolf] I took both lege and Fermit in the arse the other week, and lege regretted it somewhat [^Stuii^] all the shit will be nice and supple now (Asan)
[Graywolf] I took both lege and Fermit in the arse the other week, and lege regretted it somewhat [^Stuii^] all the shit will be nice and supple now [Graywolf] Loads of wimmin want me to cum on their meat (Lambie)
Surfrs New Car: http://www.nuclear-dawn.com/img/index.php?basedir=.%2Ffocus%2F800x600 (sp0d)
ON NOW: The Mr. and Mrs. Wesley Show. ON NEXT: Beatings (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: The Mr. and Mrs. Wesley Show. ON NEXT: Beatings. ON MUCH LATER: REPEAT (sp0d)
ON NOW: The Mr. and Mr. Wesley Show. ON NEXT: Beatings. ON MUCH LATER: REPEAT (parpicus)
JERRY LEWIS NOT DEAD (^Stuii^)
WAR: THE WAR AS IT HAPPENS, THROUGH THE #ABER WARPIPE (StuiiWAR)
MICHAEL ELFICK DEAD (WoodsWAR)
http://www.woodsta.com/gfx/gfx.php?basedir=.%2Fmeets%2FNorfolk0902 (WoodsWAR)
DEAD (|kitten|)
#aber DEAD (|kitten|)
#aber DEAD02 (|kitten|)
#aber DEAD (|kitten|)
ONE DAY UNTIL THERE MUST BE TERRORISM!! (VirtualStuii)
BEHOLD: Eppa has returned from ScodLand. Regular service of GOHD splurging will now continue. *BRACE* (Asan)
[Owf] I desire eppas lycra-clad gonads (parpicus)
[burt] my jeans smell slightly of poo (^Stuii^)
[burt] my jeans smell slightly of poo [shiny] smell my fingers (StuiiWAR)
40 MINUTES UNTIL TERRORISM (StuiiWAR)
T minus 3 Minutes and counting until GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR TERROR (burt)
THERES GOING TO BE TERRORISMM, ANY MINUTE NOW (StuiiWAR)
WOODSTA DISCOVERS FIRST GREY HAIR (^Woodsta^)
[burt] i pack shit (shiny)
NINE HOURS INTO INTERNATIONAL DAY OF TERROR, AND ERR, WELL, NOT MUCH IS HAPPENING (burt)
�SO FAR TODAY:� ACTS OF TERRORISM: 0. VALIANT SELF-INDULGENT SPEECHES FROM BLAIR/BUSH: 9 (StuiiWAR)
CONFIRMED: LAMBIEDSL FAILURE #40765 (^Stuii^)
CONFIRMED: LAMBIEDSL FAILURE #40766 (^Stuii^)
CONFLICT ON IRAQ BEGINS. ITS WAR. [headling may have been truncated] (StuiiWAR)
CONFLICT ON IRAQ BEGINS. ITS WAR. [headline may have been truncated] (StuiiWAR)
CONFLICT ON IRAQ BEGINS. ITS WAR. [headline may have been trun (Asan)
CONFIRMED: LAMBIEDSL FAILURE #40767 (StuiiWAR)
Big-up n Massiv respec to da Queen n er massiv punani (burt)
CONFIRMED: LAMBIEDSL FAILURE #40768 (StuiiWAR)
CONFIRMED: LAMBIEDSL SUCCESS #00001 (StuiiWAR)
[|kitten|] i have supped my cunt in the knoweldge that it will do me no harm [|kitten|] the curd is so healthy (parpicus)
[|kitten|] i have supped my cunt in the knowledge that it will do me no harm [|kitten|] the curd is so healthy [|kitten|] nice and sticky (parpicus)
ONLY 35 MINUTES LEFT FOR TERRORISM (StuiiWAR)
The previous topic passed its sell by date (Surfr)
MONEY ISNT EVERYTHING ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] ive got to take the width [^Woodsta^] lambie have you sucked yet [Lambie] no [^Woodsta^] then suck lambie [Lambie] i shall try again (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] ive got to take the width [^Woodsta^] lambie have you sucked yet [Lambie] no [^Woodsta^] then suck lambie [Lambie] i shall try again [^Woodsta^] anyone got a spare double plug (^Stuii^)
nmap 62.30.62.73 (Stuii)
the previous topic has been removed and transferred to wesleynet (Asan)
RHYDIO Ltd CONTINUES TO STUBBORNLY REFUSE TO FALL FOUL OF THE GREAT DOTCOM IMPLOSION *UNSHOCKER* (Asan)
BREAKING NEWS. THE NEWS HAS BROKEN. THIS IS THE NEWS. (^Stuii^)
*** gulp (gulp@poofs.com) has joined #aber (^Stuii^)
[peanut] I ended up screaming (^Stuii^)
[peanut] I ended up screaming [^peanut^] i look so sexy (^Stuii^)
[peanut] I ended up screaming [^Woodsta^] wrong hole? (StuiiWAR)
[James] Im sure this guy on my course last week was coming on me (^Woodsta^)
5 SECONDS UNTIL THE DESTRUCTION OF EARTH (StuiiWAR)
[eppa] I have made a giant log (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I have made a giant log [Orky_1] thats huge! (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I have made a giant log [Orky_1] thats huge! [^Stuii^] *jerk* [eppa] try it now [James] still huge [Orky_1] to big still (burt)
[burt] i get hold of parp and i deflower him (parpicus)
[burt] i get hold of parp and i deflower him [burt] parp: do you crave it? (parpicus)
[burt] i get hold of parp and i deflower him [James] over the piano with the candlestick holder (^Stuii^)
[^Lambie^] i only skived 1 day in 18 at focus (^Stuii^)
* WoodworkBRACE still hasnt had a pounding (^Stuii^)
* WoodworkBRACE still hasnt had a pounding [Owf] Id try it once maybe, just to see what its like (^Stuii^)
* WoodworkBRACE still hasnt had a pounding [^Lambie^] ill have you know i was exceptionally good at that (^Stuii^)
On Now: Deliberation hour with Eppa On Next: Eppa gets kickbanned (^Surfr)
[James] I like fucking common whores (^Stuii^)
[James] I like fucking common whores [^Stuii^] I might hump ricey (Ricey_)
http://www.aber.org.uk/?jsec=/toys/chronology/ (^Stuii^)
[Ferret] PARP! bare my bottom and GRIND! (^Stuii^)
[Ferret] PARP! bare my bottom and GRIND! [eppa] my pants are falling down (^Stuii^)
BREAKING NEWS: IRAQ AGREES TO UNCONDITIONAL RETURN OF WEAPONS INSPECTORS. STATEMENT FROM DUBYUH: DAMN. LAST BIT MAY NOT BE TRUE. (^Woodsta^)
[Woodwork] Im going to penetrate it (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] Im going to penetrate it [Woodwork] I didnt realise i was so close (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] Im going to penetrate it [Woodwork] I didnt realise i was so close [^Stuii^] have we been up lambie again all night ? (eppa)
[Woodwork] Im going to penetrate it [Woodwork] I didnt realise i was so close [^Stuii^] have we been up lambie again all night (eppa)
[Woodwork] Im going to penetrate it [Woodwork] I didnt realise i was so close [^Stuii^] have we been up lambie again all night [Graywolf] theres always someone with a bigger one (^Stuii^)
[eppa] should i be camp? [eppa] i need to mince (parpicus)
[eppa] should i be camp? [eppa] i need to mince [eppa] or do i? (parpicus)
ITS ALL FUCKING SHIT, DEAL. (Burt)
[^Surfr] Ive fucked woodsta (DiscoDeev)
#aber [DiscoDeev] Ive had Saxon [DiscoDeev] boy Saxon goes like a train (Lambie)
#aber [DiscoDeev] Ive had Saxon [DiscoDeev] boy Saxon goes like a train [|kitten|] that requires large quantities of vegetables (^Stuii^)
[Burt] come on me (fraggsta)
[^Surfr^] I hear you have a huge cock [^Surfr^] may I see it? [^Stuii^] aye (Burt)
[^Surfr^] I hear you have a huge cock [^Surfr^] may I see it? [^Stuii^] aye * Lambie complets sucking a Guy (DiscoDeev)
[DiscoDeev] i fuck people in the back of my car (^Stuii^)
[DiscoDeev] i fuck people in the back of my car [^Surfr^] this is my 2nd time (^Stuii^)
HELLO. WELCOME. THIS IS THE DAY TODAY. HAPPY NOW? (^Stuii^)
EPPA ARGUMENT #54721: ESTIMATED TIME TO HUMILIATING DEFEAT: 5m 16s AND COUNTING (^Stuii^)
EPPA ARGUMENT #54722: ESTIMATED TIME TO HUMILIATING DEFEAT: 7m 31s AND COUNTING (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I need to wash (^Stuii^)
[^Surfr] I have a 12 pole (^Stuii^)
[^Surfr] I have a 12 pole [Fermit] I could do with a 12 pole (Fermit)
[^Surfr] I have a 12 pole [Fermit] I could do with a 12 pole [^Surfr] I mounted my own though (^Stuii^)
[^Surfr] I have a 12 pole [Fermit] I could do with a 12 pole [^Surfr] I mounted my own though [^Surfr] I wouldnt be hard (Fermit)
[^Surfr] I have a 12 pole [Fermit] I could do with a 12 pole [^Surfr] I mounted my own though [^Surfr] Dad has an 18er [^Surfr] its lashed to one of them wooden sheep-fence posts [Fermit] Can he reach aber with it? (^Stuii^)
SAARLAX LIVES ONCE MORE. #aber REJOICES. (Shrink)
DUNSTABLE HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DESTROYED (^Stuii^)
EPPA FAILURE #56824 IMMINENT (Asan)
FOR SALE: Chair and four matching dining room tables. Mail order error. See Eppa (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] someones having a fuck party across the road [^Woodsta^] I can hear the banging (^Stuii^)
Youth assulted by Wakefild police says, I was gob smacked (gulp)
Youth assulted by Wakefield police says, I was gob smacked (gulp)
Happy Birthday Smiley: http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2002/9/18/23493/5026 (Surfr)
[eppa] I am a bit of a hippah actually (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I am a bit of a hippah actually [Woodwork] I like the occasional bit of hippah [Woodwork] freshly bathed and scrubbed of course (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] eppas blog however is the usual rubbish [eppa] stuii its rubbish! (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] eppas blog however is the usual rubbish [eppa] stuii its rubbish! [eppa] stuii my blog is crap (^Stuii^)
[shiny] i dream about sexing-up underage FEMALEs (^Stuii^)
[shiny] i dream about sexing-up underage MALEs (Burt)
[shiny] i dream about sexing-up underage MALEs [^Stuii^] i reveal a filthy stretched sphincter (shiny)
The previous topic was not NLA compliant (^Stuii^)
[shiny] i dream about sexing-up underage MALEs [Burt] id sooner do parp (parpicus)
MILLY ALMOST CERTAINLY FOUND DEAD *NONSHOCKER* (James)
MILLY DEAD (^Stuii^)
MILLY DEAD. http://www.thinkofthechildren.co.uk/ (^Stuii^)
http://www.stmh.org.uk/albums/aber_april_2002/aak.sized.png (^Stuii^)
http://www.stmh.org.uk/albums/greece_2002/aal.sized.jpg (^Stuii^)
http://www.stmh.org.uk/albums/greece_2002/aal.sized.jpg - Just �5 a day will help give him food, water and a spliff. Please help him. Before he nicks your car. (gulp)
[Wood|civ] I go as far as a dildo, this far, no further (James)
[Lambie] wipe a teat from me (^Stuii^)
James] confirmed so far .... x2 guys (^Stuii^)
[James] confirmed so far .... x2 guys (gulp)
[James] consumed so far .... x2 guys (gulp)
[James] consumed so far .... x2 guys [sparkE] uh oh... i popped my welsh friend bryn (gulp)
[humble] msg/ james cyber (^Stuii^)
DRUGS COULD PREVENT INFECTION, report BBC [headline may be compliant NLA] (^Stuii^)
[James] i like how men piss over you (parpicus)
[James] i like how men piss over you * eppa comes across an mpeg of the sarah michelle gellar girl kissing scene from Cruel Intentions (Burt)
REVEALED: Nelly Elephant packed trunk and said goodbye to Circus *shocker* (^Stuii^)
[Owf] ook (^Woodsta^)
[Owf] oooook (^Stuii^)
Oan Ittleood EAD (^Woodsta^)
[Ferret] I camp a lot. (^Woodsta^)
WELCOME TO SUNDAY CLINIC. AND FUCK OFF. (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] IE is nice (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] Fermit can I ask a favour ? [Surfr] could you knock me up? [Surfr] 50-60cm in length if pos [Surfr] I am having no luck with my cunt (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] I am having no luck with my cunt *|kitten| fishes in her gusset (parpicus)
[Surfr] I am having no luck with my cunt * |kitten| fishes in her gusset (parpicus)
[Surfr] I am having no luck with my cunt * |kitten| fishes in her gusset [|kitten|] its full of thrush [|kitten|] squeeze it (parpicus)
[Surfr] I am having no luck with my cunt * |kitten| fishes in her gusset [|kitten|] its full of thrush [|kitten|] squeeze it [|kitten|] how much brown? (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] I am having no luck with my cunt * |kitten| fishes in her gusset [|kitten|] its full of thrush [|kitten|] squeeze it [|kitten|] how much brown? [|kitten|] my sexy twat is open (parpicus)
[Surfr] I am having no luck with my cunt * |kitten| fishes in her gusset [|kitten|] its full of thrush [|kitten|] squeeze it [|kitten|] how much brown? [|kitten|] my sexy twat is open [|kitten|] for student business (parpicus)
[Surfr] I am having no luck with my cunt * |kitten| fishes in her gusset [|kitten|] its full of thrush [|kitten|] squeeze it [|kitten|] how much brown? [|kitten|] my sexy twat is open [|kitten|] for student business [kitten|] fancy some of this twat ferret (parpicus)
[Lambie] stuii rejects ring [^Stuii^] except with a tight arse [^Stuii^] *reject* (Gulp)
[Finn] FASTER FASTER FASTER (^Woodsta^)
EARTHQUAKE IN ABER (Burt)
UK-WIDE EARTH TREMORS - DR. HEINZ ZARKOV, FORMERLY OF NASA, SAYS THERE IS NO CAUSE FOR ALARM. (WoodWAR)
Welcome to #aber, your channel of choice to sit back and relax while global terror unfolds (Burt)
Welcome to #aber, your channel of choice to sit back and relax while global terror unfolds. Earthquake reported 4.5 magnitude by random australian hippa, epicentre in hereford and worcester somewhere (Burt)
* ^Stuii^ gets woken up by chris banging [Woodwork] I didnt feel a thing [^Stuii^] I didnt feel anything either (Asan)
[eppa] my gonads are all yeasty (parpicus)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/chronology/ (StuiiWAR)
* James feels a fresher [James] it was better in the old days (StuiiWAR)
[James] my fisting target has been completed (StuiiWAR)
[James] my fisting target has been completed [James] some fresher I chatted to on Saturday (StuiiWAR)
[James] my fisting target has been completed [^Lambie^] i want it (StuiiWAR)
TRACKSUIT MAN RISES FROM THE ASHES (^Woodsta^)
[Burt] i had a really bizarre dream about a pulsating vagina last night (StuiiWAR)
[AsanWAR] you got a decent chopper and moist thighs (WARpicus)
ITS NOT LIKE THE OLD DAYS (Repeat) (AsanWAR)
^Stuii^: my cum smells of your son (shiny)
^Stuii^: your sonsmells of my cum (Burt)
the previous topic went from bad to worse (^Stuii^)
[shiny] my penis has been removed at last (^Stuii^)
[shiny] my penis has been removed at last [Woodworks] it makes me feel like a man (^Stuii^)
[shiny] my penis has been removed at last [Woodworks] it makes me feel like a man [Woodworks] oh and Ill need to suck you (^Stuii^)
[shiny] my penis has been removed at last [Woodworks] it makes me feel like a man [Woodworks] oh and Ill need to suck you [Woodworks] grind my homo (parpicus)
IRC1 DEAD (^Stuii^)
IRC1 DEAD. PLEASE DO NOT POINT THIS OUT. BECAUSE WE KNOW. BEFORE YOU DID. (^Stuii^)
IRC1 NO LONGER DEAD. PLEASE DO NOT POINT THIS OUT. BECAUSE WE KNOW. BEFORE YOU DID. (^Stuii^)
IRC1 UNDEAD (^Stuii^)
[Burt] i really should try some hard cock (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] Id put some spunk into the queen (Burt)
[@^Woodsta^] CAREFUL SURFR [@^Woodsta^] PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ROOT ASS (Catalyst)
[WoodWAR] shall I have some cottage (StuiiWAR)
ON NOW: Linux Snippiness [repeat] ON NEXT: Sighing (StuiiWAR)
[James] oi fresher fuck me (Gulp)
[Burt] i screwed my housemates last night (DiscoDeev)
[Burt] i screwed my housemates bed last night (Shrink)
[Burt] i screwed my housemates last night (DiscoDeev)
ITS NOT LIKE THE OLD DAYS (eppa)
[Lambie] stuii its getting harder (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I cuddle lambie and feel his sex (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] I cuddle lambie and feel his sex [^Stuii^] AND I SHOWER HIM WITH MY CUM (parpicus)
BARRY WHITE DEAD (^Woodsta^)
[Lambie] ill never wear tights again (^Stuii^)
LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN BBC2 �NOW (^Woodsta^)
* ^Woodsta^ extracts glass of wee from bladder (^Stuii^)
IRAQ THE NEW IBIZA (Burt)
IRAQ THE NEW IBIZA SAYS ABDULLA ABUDULLA ABDULLA MOHAMMAD AL MOHAMMADMODAMMAD GAZZA - Iraq Tourist board (Burt)
SURFR AND WOODSTA IN COMEDY CANOEING SPONSORED MARATHON - EASTER 2003 - GIVE MONEY OR FACE DESTRUCTION (^Woodsta^)
CALL 01970 622483 NOW FOR HOT CHAT (^Stuii^)
CALL 01970 622483 NOW FOR HOT CHAT [jkd] hot hot hot hot hot n hard (^Stuii^)
CALL 01970 622483 NOW FOR HOT CHAT [jkd] hot hot hot hot hot n hard [jkd] got some time on my hands now (^Stuii^)
[Ducki] I AM BENDER, PLEASE INSERT GIRDER (^Stuii^)
[Ducki] I AM BENDER, PLEASE INSERT GIRDER [Ducki] shiny, i want your cock (shiny)
[Ducki] I AM BENDER, PLEASE INSERT GIRDER [Ducki] shiny, i want your cock [Lambie] youve missed your opening (^Stuii^)
[shiny] i masturbate on scod and dof [dof] clearly [eppa] nice taste (Gulp)
[shiny] i masturbate on scod and dof [dof] clearly [eppa] nice taste [eppa] its tiny (Owf)
burt drunk, get him to admit all (Burt)
* Jon goes to try and bum a fag (Burt)
Likes of stuii loathed by the Bills Irene (Burt)
[Burt] i might start getting it by next summer [Burt] to pump big tits (tgb)
proved dead without DSCMs (Surfr)
ON NOW: James comes and goes... ON LATER: James uses irc... (gulp)
ON NOW: Irrelevant Gibbering ON LATER: ndfodsafoishafosha wadsoo (Burt)
�Beef� (Catalyst)
[JimBob] I need a shagging (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I need a shagging [Woodworks] I am so boned (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I need a shagging [Woodworks] I suck boner (shiny)
[JimBob] I need a shagging [Woodworks] I am so boned (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I need a shagging [Woodworks] I am so boned [Burt] i got serviced straight away the other day (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I need a shagging [Woodworks] I am so boned [Burt] i got serviced straight away the other day [shiny] my box was ravaged (parpicus)
[JimBob] I need a shagging [Woodworks] I am so boned [Burt] i got serviced straight away the other day [shiny] my box was ravaged [Woodwork] ILL GIVE YOU A POKING (^Stuii^)
[JimBob] I need a shagging [Woodworks] I am so boned [Burt] i got serviced straight away the other day [shiny] my box was ravaged [Woodwork] ILL GIVE YOU A POKING [Woodwork] blow my baguette (shiny)
[JimBob] I need a shagging [Woodworks] I am so boned [Burt] i got serviced straight away the other day [shiny] my box was ravaged [Woodwork] ILL GIVE YOU A POKING [Woodwork] i am a gay (shiny)
[JimBob] I need a shagging [Woodworks] I am so boned [Burt] i got serviced straight away the other day [shiny] my box was ravaged [Woodwork] ILL GIVE YOU A POKING [^Stuii^] i need piss love (parpicus)
http://brownpoo.com/ (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] http://brownpoo.com/ (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] http://brownpoo.com/ [Wyrm] i invade arses (shiny)
[Woodwork] http://brownpoo.com/ [Wyrm] i invade arses [Shiny] I am an object of desire for the local sheep. (Wyrm)
[Woodwork] http://brownpoo.com/ [Wyrm] i evade arses (Wyrm)
[^Lambie^] im also a lesbian (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] my arse came on the Queen (^Woodsta^)
[Lambie] the Queen came on my arse (Burt)
[Lambie] the Queen came on my arse [^Woodsta^] youll make stuii come over a queer (^Stuii^)
HEARSAY DEAD *unshocker* (Asan)
[shiny] shiny sets up himself the ducki minge (^Stuii^)
[StuiiWAR] pooing underwater is a turn on (parpicus)
[StuiiWAR] pooing underwater is a turn on [eppa] hammer my ass (shiny)
[StuiiWAR] pooing underwater is a turn on [eppa] hammer my ass [sparkE] i hammer like a gay (shiny)
[StuiiWAR] pooing underwater is a turn on [eppa] hammer my ass [sparkE] i hammer like a gay [WoodWIND] i cum (shiny)
[StuiiWAR] pooing underwater is a turn on [eppa] hammer my ass [sparkE] i hammer like a gay [WoodWIND] you rim (eppa)
[StuiiWAR] pooing underwater is a turn on [eppa] hammer my ass [sparkE] i hammer like a gay [WoodWIND] you rim [fermit] i eat the shit (shiny)
DESTROY HUMANS (StuiiWAR)
DESTROY HUMANS | D�TRUISEZ LES HUMAINS | ZERST�REN SIE MENSCHEN (StuiiWAR)
[eppa] ah, heres the cum (WoodWIND)
[eppa] ah, heres the cum [James] 12-18 yr olds [eppa] mmmm (StuiiWAR)
[eppa] ah, heres the cum [James] 12-18 yr olds [eppa] mmmm * Burt finds a suspicious stain (StuiiWAR)
[Surfr] grab yourself a young person [Surfr] I have loads here [Surfr] but tonight I need to sleep (StuiiWAR)
[JimBob] I have uniform to wear (StuiiWAR)
[JimBob] I have uniform to wear [Burt] id rather have JimBob (StuiiWAR)
[JimBob] I have uniform to wear [Burt] id rather have JimBob [Burt] you can squirm a lot (StuiiWAR)
[Burt] i dream of being fisting stuii * Burt submits (parpicus)
[Burt] i dream of being fisted by stuii * Burt submits (parpicus)
LambieDSL FAILURE *unshocker* (Asan)
[James] cor housemate is getting adventurous, he licked me (Shrink)
[James] cor housemate is getting adventurous, he licked me [James] Surfr is more moist (eppa)
�LAVERY� (Burt)
[Burt] you know gaydar is my top request (Saarlax)
[eppa] shiny you make me hard (Owf)
[eppa] shiny you make me hard [eppa] i fuck the ring (shiny)
[eppa] shiny you make me hard [eppa] i fuck the ring [Wyrm] i rim properly (shiny)
[Woodwork] IVE LEARNED TO WALK WITH MY COCK (Asan)
[Woodwork] IVE LEARNED TO WALK WITH MY COCK [ReaperKit] I am mopping up the trail (parpicus)
[Woodwork] IVE LEARNED TO WALK WITH MY COCK [ReaperKit] I am mopping up the trail [James] my mums dinner is Hard Cock (shiny)
[Nlao] not-for-profit is good idea - but will it make money? (StuiiWAR)
[Nlao] Woodsta is a fat ginger guy (StuiiWAR)
CONGRESS APPROVE WAR. WAR WERE DECLARED. ITS WAR. (^Woodsta^)
CONGRESS APPROVE WAR. WAR WERE DECLARED. ITS WAR. THIS IS A WAR. DESTROY HUMANS. BARE FACED WAR. (StuiiWAR)
[kerni] Hes got a swollen cock. I need that in me (parpicus)
[kerni] Hes got a swollen cock. I need that in me (parpicus)
[kerni] Hes got a swollen cock. I need that in me [Lambie] my wrist hurts (StuiiWAR)
[burt] im looking to prod cattle (StuiiWAR)
[kerni] Hes got a swollen cock. I need that in me [burt] Be reassured, my erection is tiny (parpicus)
[kerni] Hes got a swollen cock. I need that in me [burt] Be reassured, my erection is tiny [burt] im looking to prod cattle (StuiiWAR)
[kerni] Hes got a swollen cock. I need that in me [burt] Be reassured, my erection is tiny [burt] im looking to prod cattle [burt] we wont mention the orifices and crevices (StuiiWAR)
[kerni] Hes got a swollen cock. I need that in me [burt] Be reassured, my erection is tiny [burt] im looking to prod cattle [burt] we wont mention the orifices and crevices [burt] erk ring sting (parpicus)
[burt] Be reassured, my erection is tiny [burt] im looking to prod cattle [burt] we wont mention the orifices and crevices [burt] erk ring sting [James] use Cisco to soothe that ass (parpicus)
[burt] Be reassured, my erection is tiny [burt] im looking to prod cattle [burt] we wont mention the orifices and crevices [burt] erk ring sting [James] use Crisco to soothe that ass (parpicus)
[eppa] saw this gorgeous bloke this morning (^Stuii^)
[eppa] saw this gorgeous bloke this morning [eppa] I stepped out and he smiled at me (^Stuii^)
NOW TAKING SUGGESTIONS FOR ABER TV 6 (^Stuii^)
NOW TAKING SUGGESTIONS FOR ABER TV 6 [eppa] i got teabagged (shiny)
[kerni] that gives me just over an hour to get drilled by the Builder (^Stuii^)
BEDBUGS PLOT DESTRUCTION OF MANKIND TRUESHOCKER. (may not be true) (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] tongue this arse zebrabomb (parpicus)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS ENTIRELY UNACCEPTABLE. (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] tongue this arse zebrabomb (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] burly men drilling my holes (Asan)
[^Woodsta^] tongue this arse zebrabomb [^Woodsta^] burly men drilling my holes (Asan)
[^Woodsta^] tongue this arse zebrabomb [^Woodsta^] burly men drilling my holes [^Woodsta^] all hairy (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] tongue this arse zebrabomb [^Woodsta^] burly men drilling my holes [^Woodsta^] all hairy * ^Stuii^ pinches woodstas cheeks (Asan)
*bounce* (Wyrm)
[Saarlax] James is in a GAY ZOO (parpicus)
THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HYAAH (StuiiWAR)
[Burt] work me inside with a vibrator (fraggsta)
[Burt] work me inside with a vibrator [BurtWAR] make me prolapse (parpWAR)
� (StuiiWAR)
[Surfr] right I need floppy dik [Surfr] fuck it [Surfr] I just use 1 (^Woodsta^)
[eppa] parps cum is well tasty [eppa] just swallowed a bit (parpicus)
[eppa] parps cum is well tasty [eppa] just swallowed a bit [eppa] salty, parp (parpicus)
[eppa] parps cum is well tasty [eppa] just swallowed a bit [eppa] salty, parp [eppa] smells like sweet teen jism (parpicus)
[eppa] parps cum is well tasty [eppa] just swallowed a bit [eppa] salty, parp [eppa] smells like sweet teen jism [^Stuii^] its rammed down my throat for a full 3 months (Asan)
[eppa] my room smelled really strongly of Jism when I woke up this morning. It was most satisfying (^Stuii^)
[eppa] my room smelled really strongly of Jism when I woke up this morning. It was most satisfying [Shrink] Im not sure [eppa] shrink no, really it did (Shrink)
http://www.popbitch.com/images/austrian-village_1.jpg (^Stuii^)
[WoodsJIHAD] stuii regularly had me screaming in Cwrt Mawr (StuiiFATWA)
[StuiiFATWA] ducki used to ram cold poo into my wet slot (parpicus)
[StuiiFATWA] ducki used to ram cold poo into my wet slot [WoodsJIHAD] I got her to warm it with her thighs first (parpicus)
[StuiiFATWA] ducki used to ram cold poo into my wet slot [WoodsJIHAD] I got her to warm it with her thighs first [eppa] she rubs it into my skin (parpicus)
[StuiiFATWA] ducki used to ram cold poo into my wet slot [WoodsJIHAD] I got her to warm it with her thighs first [eppa] she rubs it into my skin * Duck rubs (parpicus)
ON NOW: channel members disgusting urine fetishes revealed (BurtWAR)
*Lambie munted a poo (^Woodsta^)
ON NOW: Massive Group Sucking and Pasting of the SCMs (^Woodsta^)
Something confirmed to have happened, somewhere, it must be Terrorism (burt)
the previous topic doesnt deserve coment (Surfr_)
[^Woodsta^] i will suck parps dirty tool (parpicus)
[Surfr_] cos I just started downloading a blowjob movie [^Woodsta^] youll have to wait till i finish sucking till you get your suck [Lambie] stop that grinding (burt)
[burt] sniff my cleft and feel the rustle of ass pubes (parpicus)
[burt] sniff my cleft and feel the rustle of ass pubes [burt] then press your sex against it! (parpicus)
[gulp] ill lick a lad. Tonight. (Shrink)
[Ducki] FUCK ME YOU TWAT (gulp)
[kerni] theres something strangely satisfying about sucking penis (^Shrink^)
[kerni] theres something strangely satisfying about sucking penis [fraggsta] I love bening run in by a tense penis (ferret)
[kerni] theres something strangely satisfying about sucking penis [fraggsta] I love being run in by a tense penis (ferret)
[kerni] theres something strangely satisfying about sucking penis [fraggsta] I love being run in by a tense penis [Lambie] my cock squirts vinegar (Shrink)
[kerni] theres something strangely satisfying about sucking penis [fraggsta] I love being run in by a tense penis [Lambie] my cock squirts vinegar [shinyWAR] I sniff mine and shit (parpWAR)
[kerni] theres something strangely satisfying about sucking penis [fraggsta] I love being run in by a tense penis [Lambie] my cock squirts vinegar [shinyWAR] I sniff mine and shit [shinyWAR] eppa always shows me his donger (parpWAR)
[eppa] nothing wrong with pre-ten [eppa] as long as theyre *eight* [eppa] or above (StuiiWAR)
[StuiiWAR] it sucks more than woodsta (burt)
[StuiiWAR] i suck woodsta more (WoodWAR2003)
[burt] i might be getting a bit camp (StuiiWAR)
[burt] i might be getting a bit camp [burt] i am a dirty gay [burt] I need gay action (parpicus)
ON NOW: The camp hour ON PREVIOUSLY: DSCM papers submitted (burt)
ON NOW: The camp hour ON NEXT: who knows (burt)
* Shrink pops out (^Stuii^)
* Shrink pops out *Surfr_ i sip a mans orifice (shiny)
[shiny] id quite like to bang eppa (^Stuii^)
[shiny] id quite like to bang eppa * ^Stuii^ whacks up the dodgy lesbians at night (burt)
Super, smashing, nig-nog (parpicus)
* ^Woodsta^ polishes his shitty underwear (^Stuii^)
* ^Woodsta^ polishes his shitty underwear [fraggsta] polish that shit (^Stuii^)
* Superduck pees out of the window (^Woodsta^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/?jsec=toys/abertv/abertv6.php (^Stuii^)
NEW! http://www.aber.org.uk/?jsec=toys/abertv/abertv6.php (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I want vag today [eppa] very thin but very warm (Shrink)
[kerni] God i hate bloody wogs. (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] sparke how big is it [sparkE] quite huge [^Woodsta^] state hugeness [sparkE] hold please (^Stuii^)
Welcome to #aber! :) (^Woodsta^)
* DuckVader rummages through her drawers (burt)
[Photon] I shall remove my smalls, and wee on people in the street (parpicus)
[Photon] I shall remove my smalls, and wee on people in the street [Photon] ideally on homosexuals (parpicus)
[Photon] I shall remove my smalls, and wee on people in the street [Photon] ideally on homosexuals [^Stuii^] Photon, Im just gagging to be your first. (parpicus)
[Photon] I shall remove my smalls, and wee on people in the street [Photon] ideally on homosexuals [^Stuii^] Photon, Im just gagging to be your first. [Lambie] aye, and let me bury my nose in your privates (parpicus)
[Burt] father subjected me to it often (^Stuii^)
[Burt] father subjected me to it often [Burt] that terrible collection of tapes (^Stuii^)
* eppa strokes [eppa] this self love for my body is rather disturbing [^peanut^] my fleet are still peeing * ^peanut^ has poo under her nails :( [^peanut^] it exploded (Burt)
* eppa strokes [eppa] this self love for my body is rather disturbing [^peanut^] my fleet are still peeing * ^peanut^ has poo under her nails :( [^peanut^] it exploded [^peanut^] fortunatley I had a feeling it might, so it at arms length [^peanut^] went on our manky carpet (Burt)
the previous topic failed. (Burt)
^peanut^ has a scarlet cock (gulp)
^peanut^ has a scarlet cock * ^Stuii^ has no idea how he got his penis (Burt)
[Ducki] you are a shitting poof parp (parpicus)
sake (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] I fear wanking fraggsta off (Shrink)
[ Lambie] fuck jamie [ Lambie] ive no complaints (fraggsta)
CHANDLER DEAD. DEAD I TELL YOU. (Burt)
ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR �ITS WAR � (StuiiWAR)
LambWAR is now known as Lame (AgentFraggsta)
[StuiiWAR] you may now refer to me as Susie (parpicus)
[StuiiWAR] you may now refer to me as Susie [Gremmie] Stuii: I prefer Brenda (parpicus)
[Ducki] and the smooth glistening sausage I had in my mouth earlier helped too (^Stuii^)
[Ducki] and the smooth glistening sausage I had in my mouth earlier helped too * Surfr_ looks forward to inserting it (^Stuii^)
[Ducki] and the smooth glistening sausage I had in my mouth earlier helped too * Surfr_ looks forward to inserting it [Surfr] got my arse crevice all sorted (Ricey)
HENRY COOPER ALIVE (Surfr_)
* Surfr_ takes advantage of Woodstas pants (parpicus)
* Surfr_ takes advantage of Woodstas pants [Surfr_] mmm the brown skids (parpicus)
* Surfr_ takes advantage of Woodstas pants [Surfr_] mmm the brown skids [ferret] those skids are mine [ferret] the aroma gets me hard [ferret] i leave stains (parpicuss)
* Surfr_ takes advantage of Woodstas pants [Surfr_] mmm the brown skids [ferret] those skids are mine [ferret] the aroma gets me hard [ferret] i leave stains [ferret] CREAMY STAINS (parpicuss)
* Surfr_ takes advantage of Woodstas pants [Surfr_] mmm the brown skids [ferret] those skids are mine [ferret] the aroma gets me hard [ferret] i leave stains [ferret] CREAMY STAINS [parpicus] slurp the cream (ferret)
[ferret] gulp you big boy [ferret] undress me (gulp)
[gulp] eppa [gulp] fist me (parpicus)
[gulp] eppa [gulp] fist me [gulp] touchy cunt (gulp)
[gulp] eppa [gulp] fist me [gulp] touchy cunt [ferret] i love you gulp (gulp)
[gulp] eppa [gulp] fist me [gulp] touchy cunt [ferret] pork me parpicus (gulp)
NLA topic Messup. Also it was getting filthy (ferret)
* ferret has wiped his cum on parp (parpicus)
[ferret] soak this up, parpicus * ferret has wiped his cum on parp (parpicus)
[ferret] soak this up, parpicus * ferret has wiped his cum on parp [ferret] taste my manpiss? (parpicus)
�ON NOW:� The late night session with Ferret and Parpicus �ON LATER:� It Tastes Like Chicken a film about two boys who find they are attracted to eachother... (rpt.)(B+W) (gulp)
the previous topic has been around far too long, bolstering gulps ego far too much. (Shrink)
^Woodsta^ Do you like my tits? (ferret)
^Woodsta^ Do you like my tits? [eppa] I think it oscillates (ferret)
the previous topic was really poor (parpicus)
[James] the Mayor made me cum on a girl (gulp)
the previous topic was not NLA compliant (Shrink)
[James] the Mayor made me wank a girl off (gulp)
[James] i sucked the Mayor off (Shrink)
[James] i sucked the Mayor off [James] stop being obsessed with one snog (gulp)
[eppa] I reckon I can carry it in a cup if I make it sticky enough (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I reckon I can carry it in a cup if I make it sticky enough [eppa] I wish I had brown seed (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I reckon I can carry it in a cup if I make it sticky enough [eppa] I wish I had brown seed [eppa] I fucking ming of fish (Ricey)
[peanut] i have sperm to gargle with if necessary (Burt)
[peanut] i have sperm to gargle with if necessary * James rises to the potentially gay man (Burt)
[James] gulp can fuck me (gulp)
[James] gulp can fuck me [Owf] i need to shag burt (gulp)
[James] gulp can fuck me [gulp] Jimbob took me up the arse (gulp)
[James] gulp can fuck me [gulp] Jimbob took me up the arse [fraggsta] i feel so sexy when ^Woodsta^ splits me (parpicus)
[James] gulp can fuck me [gulp] Jimbob took me up the arse [fraggsta] i feel so sexy when ^Woodsta^ splits me [gulp] last week i was woken by THREE WANKING MEN (parpicus)
[Ducki] I have shoved a shit up my twat (parpicus)
[Ducki] I have shoved a shit up my twat [Ducki] IT IS GANGRENE (parpicus)
[Ducki] I have shoved a shit up my twat [Ducki] IT IS GANGRENE [OSAMAonay] no space for wide arses (JamesDENIED)
[eppaDUCKNCOVER] awww, Edels lovely [eppaDUCKNCOVER] cute chick (^Stuii^)
* Surfr gets off [Surfr] hurrah for men (^Stuii^)
[Photon] I was considering making chutney (^Stuii^)
[kerni] I choose to lick gypsies [^Woodsta^] kerni splendid, Im in (Shrink)
[Surfr] tonight I have mostly been being a paedophile (James)
[Surfr] tonight I have mostly been being a paedophile [Lambie] i had a paedophile in aberdovey (StuiiWAR)
[Surfr] tonight I have mostly been being a paedophile [Lambie] i had a paedophile in aberdovey [kerni] I love disturbing children (eppa)
[Surfr] tonight I have mostly been being a paedophile [Lambie] i had a paedophile in aberdovey [kerni] I love disturbing children (Ricey)
[Surfr] tonight I have mostly been being a paedophile [Lambie] i had a paedophile in aberdovey [kerni] I love disturbing children (eppa)
[eppa] my orbs pump lovely cum (parpicus)
[eppa] my orbs pump lovely cum * Woodwork presents his batty (parpicus)
#ABER BANK DESTRUCTION DAY - CLICK HERE TO DESTROY [YES] (StuiiWAR)
aye (StuiiWAR)
[James] I am an uninformed youth (shiny)
[James] I am an uninformed lout and a yob (parpicus)
[Ducki] he kept me up for most of the night (James)
CHANDLER DEAD (BurtRAGE)
CHANDLER DEAD, TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY �DEAD� (Burt)
CHANDLER DEAD, TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY �DEAD�, WELL HE WOULD BE IF IT WASNT FOR THE WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE STYLE IS THAT YOUR FINAL PLOT?? (Burt)
[WoodWAR] the pubes too thick to massage anything (gulp)
[WoodWAR] the pubes are too thick to massage anything (gulp)
[WoodWAR] the pubes are too thick to massage anything [WoodWAR] big beard on her ass (gulp)
[StuiiWAR] you want my brown sauce [ferret] You are all the poof I need (fraggsta)
[StuiiWAR] you want my brown sauce [fraggsta] my arse demands it (parpicus)
[phoenix] you got a problem with that? take it up my butt (JimGGWAR)
[phoenix] you got a problem with that? take it up my butt [eppa] hmm my lips are sore (James)
[^peanut^] wow, this gland is massive [^peanut^] *horror* (WoodWAR)
[^peanut^] wow, this gland is massive [^peanut^] *horror* [^peanut^] QUIM MING (parpicus)
[^peanut^] wow, this gland is massive [^peanut^] *horror* [^peanut^] QUIM MING * Lambie squirts all over the monitor (Owf)
Lambie squirts all over the monitor [Ducki] I was going to (fraggsta)
Lambie squirts all over the monitor [Lambie] all it takes is some boy soaping (parpicus)
Lambie squirts all over the monitor [Lambie] all it takes is some boy soaping [Catalyst] aye gets me so hard (parpicus)
* Lambie squirts all over the monitor [Lambie] all it takes is some boy soaping [Catalyst] aye gets me so hard (parpicus)
�On Now:� Students whinging. �On Later:� CHANGE THE FUCKING RECORD. (Catalyst)
[`natty] james, cunt the dog [James] she is dependable and trustable [James] cuddly [James] huggable [`natty] its the perfect hole (gulpRAGE)
* Woodwork gets off with the Gay Lord (^Stuii^)
DJ Duncan from The Bay DEAD *truetragedy* (^Stuii^)
[shiny] you so gay [eppa] shiny actually, that might be true (Asan)
[ozguronay] i am off to arse parp (gulp)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38356000/jpg/_38356409_coldwell3_300.jpg (^Stuii^)
[ozguronay] i am off to arse parp (^Stuii^)
[^peanut^] ph33r my monster glans (WoodWAR)
[StuiiWAR] i need hot Asian batty (parpicus)
HARD GAY FUCKING. WITH STUII AND CHRIS *video only* (^Woodsta^)
�Eppa.� Get some fucking balls, youre spineless. �Students.� Stop whinging, youve got it so much easier than previous years. �Burt.� Just. Grow. Up. (Catalyst)
�Eppa.� Get some fucking balls, youre spineless. �Students.� Stop whinging, youve got it so much easier than previous years. �Burt.� Just. Grow. Up. �Jimbob.� Life /is/ fair. Youre just usless. (Catalyst)
�Eppa.� Get some fucking balls, youre spineless. �Students.� Stop whinging, youve got it so much easier than previous years. �Burt.� Just. Grow. Up. �Jimbob.� Life /is/ fair. Youre just useless. (Catalyst)
[Asan] parpicus, I am ready to take your arse (parpicus)
[Asan] parpicus, I am ready to take your arse * phoenix feels she ought to also offer her arse but it needs a wash (parpicus)
[Asan] parpicus, I am ready to take your arse * phoenix feels she ought to also offer her arse but it needs a wash [fraggsta] Jesus wept, it really does ming (parpicus)
[Finn] 2 women wanted my quim today (parpicus)
[scal] he poked me quite hard [WoodWAR] it was fun though (Asan)
BRITISH SUMMER TIME (Ricey)
DISEASED (Surfr)
http://www.geocities.com/raffykorea/photos/ (James)
CONNECTION ESTABLISHED. TYPE CREDIT CARD NUMBER TO CONTINUE. (^Stuii^)
Please do not read this topic. (^Stuii^)
EARTHQUAKE IN MANCHESTER. MILLIONS DEAD. (^Stuii^)
EARTHQUAKE IN MANCHESTER. MILLIONS UNAFFECTED. (eppa)
EARTHQUAKE IN MANCHESTER. MILLIONS REMAIN ALIVE. (StuiiWAR)
[Graywolf] I bought a 3 dildo for my wife (parpicus)
[eppa] oi stuii, I found a pic of me in Kates room wearing my gas mask last night (StuiiWAR)
[Surfr] I just sat there whacking and filling my bin (^Photon^)
For lesbian phone sex call 01721 740642 (burt)
JimBob [~jor7@central.aber.ac.uk] has joined #queer (StuiiSQUIRM)
[ferret] I defecate runnily on the stairs [burt] he was unconcerned when he urinated on himself [burt] we have the fans and faeces ready (Photon)
* Mr_Scod is off to roughly ride tim (^Stuii^)
[cubby] hey Funcan, did you have a good night last night? [Funcan] I did indeed, although getting pissed on was... unusual (^Stuii^)
MANCHESTER NOT DESTROYED BY FURTHER EARTHQUAKE. MILLIONS LEFT UNSCATHED. (^Stuii^)
* ozggurWAR sucks shiny (StuiiWAR)
[ferret] take it slower burt....... your frantic tuggings of youth are wearing out the limb (StuiiWAR)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GULP (James)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GULP *Goldiloks hasnt sucked cock since june (shiny)
ON NOW: Linux Rivalry ON NEXT: Bitterness (Shrink)
[Lambie] double entry fucking [Ducki_] double entry you say (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] double entry fucking [Ducki_] double entry you say [Shrink] works for surfr (^Stuii^)
CHANDLER DEAD (Burt)
[^Stuii^] *bang spectre* (^Woodsta^)
CHANDLER DEAD, OTHERS INJURED AND HAVING A GOOD MOAN (Burt)
CHANDLER DEAD, others injured, new LesboCop shower sene to follow (Burt)
Previous topic contained an error (James)
[Duck] its true, I am naked (^Woodsta^)
[Duck] its true, I am naked [Burt] my wrist is killing me (^Woodsta^)
[Duck] its true, I am naked [Burt] my wrist is killing me (James)
[Duck] its true, I am naked [Burt] my wrist is killing me (^Woodsta^)
[Woodwork] I had a rubber pipe feeding directly into my arse (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] I had a rubber pipe feeding directly into my arse [Mr_Scod] i scream when he comes (Shrink)
[Woodwork] I had a rubber pipe feeding directly into my arse * Ducki braces for angry ring man (parpicus)
[fraggsta] ooook (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] ooook [fraggsta] ook (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] ooook [fraggsta] ook [fraggsta]oooook (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] ooook [fraggsta] ook [fraggsta] oooook (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] ooook [fraggsta] ook [fraggsta] oooook [parpicus] ooook [parpicus] ooook (^Woodsta^)
[fraggsta] ooook [fraggsta] ook [fraggsta] oooook [parpicus] ooook [parpicus] ooook [^Stuii^] ook (^Woodsta^)
[fraggsta] ooook [^Woodsta^] ook [fraggsta] ook [fraggsta] oooook [parpicus] ooook [parpicus] ooook (parpicus)
[fraggsta] ooook [^Woodsta^] ook [fraggsta] ook [fraggsta] oooook [parpicus] ooook [parpicus] ooook [parpicus] oooooooook (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] ooook [^Woodsta^] ook [fraggsta] ook [fraggsta] oooook [parpicus] ooook [parpicus] ooook [parpicus] oooooooook [^Woodsta^] ook (parpicus)
CHANDLER STILL DEAD. (Burt)
CHANDLER STILL DEAD. LesboCop shower scene to follow (Burt)
The previous topic was unnecessarily recycled (StuiiSNOUT)
on now: ^Woodsta^s mirth monologues (parpGRASS)
http://makeashorterlink.com/?U24036C32 (Burt)
[fraggsta] hell I never even noticed my own gayness until my Mum cunningly told me when I was driving down the motorway [Full NLA] (StuiiSNOUT)
[fraggsta] hell I never even noticed my own gayness until my Mum cunningly told me when I was driving down the motorway [Full NLA & NLR] (StuiiSNOUT)
[kerni] eppa invest in the kerni womb (^Woodsta^)
JAMES IN PRACTICAL, WORLD SHOCKED. (gulp)
JAMES IN PRACTICAL, WORLD SHOCKED. UNKNOWN IF ANY WORK TAKING PLACE (Burt)
JIMBOB DEAD (gulp)
[shiny] I HAVE WORKED MY BONE TODAY (Asan)
* Woodwork gets his arsehole rimmed (parpicus)
Woodwork gets his arsehole rimmed [Woodwork] I fancy a spiv tonight (Ricey)
Woodwork gets his arsehole rimmed [Woodwork] I fancy a spiv tonight [Surfr] Im game (James)
[Ferret] There is nothing more horny than touching men in the showers (parpicus)
[Ferret] There is nothing more horny than touching men in the showers [Ferret] Apart from a circle of wesleys masturbating over you (parpicus)
DUMBLEDORF DEAD (Burt)
CAESAR DEAD, LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR (^Woodsta^)
EPPA PAID. RESUMES IRRATIONIAL SPENDING. (eppa)
[ozggur] i can do funcan better than a pint (James)
[fraggsta] i grapple with small kids, my grease-covered hands slipping in any available hole (Photon)
NLA �failure�. Hang your head in shame, Photon. (fraggsta)
[fraggsta] i grapple with small Kids, my grease-covered hands slipping in any available hole (parpicus)
[fraggsta] my grease-covered penis still smells faintly of badger (Photon)
[fraggsta] my grease-covered penis still smells faintly of badger [eppa] I ming of estonian whores (parpicus)
[James] i am consuming pure tramp piss! (parpicus)
[James] i am consuming pure tramp piss! (parpicus)
[Woodsta]: Rum, Sodomy and the lash! (Wyrm)
The previous topic was a blatant fabrication. (^Woodsta^)
The topic before the previous one was wishful hinking on Woodstas part. Well, the rum and the lash are probablytrue, actually (Wyrm)
The topic before the previous one was wishful thinking on Woodstas part. Well, the rum and the lash are probably true, actually (Wyrm)
[Wyrm] i offer my hot mancunt to the entire US Navy. (parpicus)
The last topic involved wishful thinking somewhere along the line (Wyrm)
[Wyrm] i offer my hot mancunt to the entire US Navy. (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] My desperation knows no bounds (Wyrm)
[Wyrm] i offer my hot mancunt to the entire US Navy. (parpicus)
[Wyrm] COMPLETE FAILURE DETECTED; shutdown -h now (Wyrm)
[Wyrm] i offer my hot mancunt to the entire US Navy. (parpicus)
[Wyrm] i offer my hot mancunt to the entire US Navy. *Serp cums over PAQis (shiny)
The previous topic contained an NLA protocol error and was not corrected in time. Therefore, the previous topic cannot be used as a base for further NLA topics. (^Stuii^)
* Surfr restarts his porn service (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] some irish geezer keeps hassling me for sex (James)
NLA FAILURE (James)
[^Stuii^] suck me dry (Shrink)
[fraggsta] i take my amiga, i burn it, i take the ashes and wank on them and create amiga pie (parpicus)
[fraggsta] i take my amiga, i burn it, i take the ashes and wank on them and create amiga pie * fraggsta eats that pie (parpicus)
[eppa] burt beats me (^Woodsta^)
[Blulizard] spod is a dog. Lame, not useful, crap in bed. (parpicus)
[Blulizard] spod is a dog. Lame, not useful, crap in bed. [Blulizard] and impotent (parpicus)
[Blulizard] spod is a dog. Lame, not useful, crap in bed. [Blulizard] and impotent [Blulizard] but gives better head than daddy (parpicus)
* eppa popular english is the defacto english (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Tech support around the campfire (Asan)
[James] Ill be popping pert cadet ass this weekend (^Stuii^)
[Ducki] angry grman is yet to come (burt)
[Ducki] i am yet to come (burt)
[Ducki] i am yet to come [^Stuii^] me too (burt)
ANGUS DEAYTONS CAREER DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Surfr] i dress up at night [Surfr] In a dress (Shrink)
[Ricey] just trying to remember what my arse is for (parpicus)
hur (^Stuii^)
[phoenix] will someone bend me over and plug my gash (parpicus)
[phoenix] will someone bend me over and plug my gash [eppa] phoenix, nah, not my thing (parpicus)
[phoenix] will someone bend me over and plug my gash [eppa] phoenix, nah, not my thing [eppa] someone fuck me (Shrink)
[shinyWAR] I FUCK MY BROTHER (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] parp stop sending me disgusting gay pr0n [Lambie] its my turn (James)
[Photon] its a fantastic camp orgy, just look between our sheets (DCIBurt)
[MarkBaa] i like to see you get in my rear entrance (^Stuii^`)
[James] cor two photos of my arse with the mayor in the news this week (Shrink)
[phoenix] gonna get my quim out in church (parpicus)
[phoenix] gonna get my quim out in church [phoenix] hmm, get it real wet first (parpicus)
[eppa] just making a list of ginger men (Burt)
Message To Ricey : You are a big fat wimp Love Rhian (Mr_Scod)
pfft (^Stuii^)
[quasimodo] i require pretty poofs (eppa)
[parpicus] We can pull chicks (James)
[quasimodo] i require pretty poofs [quasimodo] woodwork is ph33r (James)
[quasimodo] i require pretty poofs [shiny] i leave them reeling in my discharge (Mr_Scod)
[quasimodo] i require pretty poofs [shiny] i leave them reeling in my discharge [eppa] my member deserves a good airing (Wyrm)
[quasimodo] i require pretty poofs [shiny] i leave them reeling in my discharge [Ducki] probably some of mine do the same actually (Mr_Scod)
[Mr_Scod] i have a baby penis [Mr_Scod] tiny and small (parpicus)
[Mr_Scod] i have a baby penis [Mr_Scod] tiny and small [Mr_Scod] weak (Ricey)
[Mr_Scod] i have a baby penis [Mr_Scod] tiny and small [Mr_Scod] weak [Gremmie] Ive got stone balls (Ricey)
Everyone call parpicus dave (^Stuii^)
[eppa] Im going to fuck a homer (James)
[eppa] Im going to fuck a hommer (James)
[Wyrm] I have stretched my arsehole * Wyrm will need stitching (parpicus)
[Wyrm] I have stretched my arsehole * Wyrm will need stitching (parpicus)
[Wyrm] I have stretched my arsehole (parpicus)
[Wyrm] I have stretched my arsehole [Owf] im tearing mine apart for parpicus (parpicus)
[Wyrm] I have stretched my arsehole [Owf] im tearing mine apart for parpicus * Burt tries to expand his arse too (parpicus)
[Wyrm] I have stretched my arsehole [Owf] im tearing mine apart for parpicus * Burt tries to expand his arse too [fraggsta] I stretch for parpicus (parpicus)
[Wyrm] I have stretched my arsehole [Owf] im tearing mine apart for parpicus * Burt tries to expand his arse too [fraggsta] I stretch for parpicus [^Stuii^] I sit on bollards to practise for parp (parpicus)
[Wyrm] I have stretched my arsehole [Owf] im tearing mine apart for parpicus * Burt tries to expand his arse too [fraggsta] I stretch for parpicus [^Stuii^] I sit on bollards to practise for parp [^Woodsta^] I oil my arse in vain (parpicus)
[Wyrm] I have stretched my arsehole [Owf] im tearing mine apart for parpicus * Burt tries to expand his arse too [^Stuii^] I sit on bollards to practise for parp [^Woodsta^] I oil my arse in vain [^Woodsta^] but still i crave the porridge enema (parpicus)
[Wyrm] I have stretched my arsehole [Owf] im tearing mine apart for parpicus * Burt tries to expand his arse too [^Stuii^] I sit on bollards to practise for parp [^Woodsta^] I oil my arse in vain [^Woodsta^] but still i crave the porridge enema [Ducki] butter in my pants (shiny)
[James] I posed the question t0 Shrink at the same time (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] I have stretched my arsehole [Owf] im tearing mine apart for parpicus * Burt tries to expand his arse too [^Stuii^] I sit on bollards to practise for parp [^Woodsta^] I oil my arse in vain [^Woodsta^] but still i crave the porridge enema [Ducki] butter in my pants (^Stuii^)
Great failure has caused the topic to be reset (James)
[shiny] i retract my meat (eppa)
[shiny] i retract my meat [eppa] Im absolutely gagging for a large one in the arse (Asan)
[shiny] i retract my meat [eppa] Im absolutely gagging for a large one in the arse [shiny] someone smell my crotch (Shrink)
[shiny] i retract my meat [eppa] Im absolutely gagging for a large one in the arse [shiny] someone smell my crotch [kerni] i go down on old men (Shrink)
[shiny] i retract my meat [eppa] Im absolutely gagging for a large one in the arse [shiny] someone smell my crotch [kerni] i go down on old men * eppa is ready (^Stuii^)
�TOM AND TREVVAH DEAD *TRUSHOCKER*� (^Stuii^)
burt feels his todger (gulp)
the previous topic failed (burt)
Dave Barnes spotted buying GALLONS of booze (burt)
ON NOW: Some channel members discuss their happy long term relationships ON LATER: Other channel members complain of being ill (burt)
The previous topic was too long (burt)
[eppa] for a start, women have a bone there that cant get bigger than about 7 inches or something (burt)
the last topic was meaningless without a context, which we assure you you do not wish to find (eppa)
That is the idea of #aber topics (burt)
Find your #aber name http://www.burt.me.uk/abername.html [pre-alpha] Suggestions to csb1@aber.ac.uk (burt)
Find your #aber name! http://www.burt.me.uk/abername.html [pre-alpha] Suggestions to csb1@aber.ac.uk (burt)
Denied (Saarlax)
[James] shave my nob (gulp)
[James] shave my nob [LambieFYA] UNCLEAN (gulp)
[eppa] fucking at 3pm now (James)
[eppa] fucking at 3pm now [widget] its taking ages to come up (Wyrm)
[widget] everyone in my house is a whore (James)
[eppa] fucking at 3pm now [widget] its taking ages to come up [Blulizard] electric shock therapy (Wyrm)
[eppa] fucking at 3pm now [widget] its taking ages to come up [widget] everyone in my house is a whore (James)
[eppa] fucking at 3pm now [widget] its taking ages to come up [widget] everyone in my house is a whore * Ducki gets rimmed loads (Owf)
[Ducki] I MET A GIRL, THOUGHT SHE WAS GRAND [Ducki] SHE FUCKS ME (James)
[Blulizard] I am cultivating anal warts on spods butt (parpicus)
[Blulizard] I am cultivating anal warts on spods butt [Blulizard] a wee cluster around his ring [Blulizard] my dad is donating his own butt warts (parpicus)
[Ducki] mmm milkie throat goo (burt)
* Lambie douches his swollen arse with cocoa (parpicus)
* Lambie douches his swollen arse with cocoa [Lambie] I love how it splurges out! All warm and brown! (parpicus)
* Lambie douches his swollen arse with cocoa [Lambie] I love how it splurges out! All warm and brown! [Ferret] I want to check i am not leaking (DiscoDeev)
403 FORBIDDEN (^Woodsta^)
[James] one of mine is quite young [phoenix] didnt know you did cadets James (^Woodsta^)
God Save The Queen (James)
Fuck the Queen, she can rot (eppa)
God Save The Queen (James)
[Lambie] mine pops out on demand (Shrink)
#aber [Lambie] mine pops out on demand [widget] aye i back into it (shiny)
* phoenix needs to clean down there before she gets her minge out (parpicus)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/dictionary/display.php?entry=Cycle%2C+Dyn+Bitterness (James)
OFFICIAL: Random visit to Aber reveals Aber is shit *unshocker* (StuiiSkywalker)
* AdolfJames watches the hitler was gay thing on 5 [StuiiSkywalker] I still want him [StuiiSkywalker] hes on my three old men that I still fancy list (BurtVader)
*THIS* IS CETI ALPHA SIX! (^Stuii^)
channel homepage www.shitcity.com NOF (burt)
Second thoughts no (burt)
Please do not visit http://www.shitcity.com/ (^Stuii^)
the topic has been changed to prevent a terrible, terrible accident (fraggsta)
* Ducki gets sauce all over herself (^Stuii^)
* Ducki gets sauce all over herself [Lambie] a night of pointless tossing (Asan)
* Ducki gets sauce all over herself [Lambie] a night of pointless tossing [Wyrm] I seem to have been raped (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: The political debate hour ON LATER: GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR (burt)
* Ferret strokes his slug [LambieDYING] how dare you spurt everywhere [burt] LambieDYING: youll have to spit instead (^Stuii^)
* Ferret strokes his slug [LambieDYING] how dare you spurt everywhere [burt] LambieDYING: youll have to spit instead [Mr_Scod] i take it youve tried it before then (^Stuii^)
* Ferret strokes his slug [LambieDYING] how dare you spurt everywhere [burt] LambieDYING: youll have to spit instead [James] aye - Im curious [Mr_Scod] i take it youve tried it before then (^Stuii^)
[James] I remember the three way which did include Stuii (^Stuii^)
[quasimodo] BUM ME * phoenix is going down (gulp)
[quasimodo] BUM ME * phoenix is going down [Ducki] I FUCK DOG ASS (shiny)
Last topic was shinys failure. (eppa)
[James] a full load can be good [James] eppa needs emptying soon (eppa)
[James] 20p for a full load [eppa] James full load? [James] eppa aye, needs emptying [eppa] up where? [Woodwork] my ass [Woodwork] aah i come (shiny)
[James] 20p for a full load [eppa] James full load? [James] eppa aye, needs emptying [eppa] up where? [Woodwork] my ass [Woodwork] aah i come [fraggsta] I really MUST goo (eppa)
SLAVERYCOMMUNE AREA NETWORK DEAD# (^Stuii^)
SLAVERY COMMUNE AREA NETWORK (SCAN) DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] i orgasm over commoners (Shrink)
[Wyrm] i orgasm over commoners [shiny] i want to come (Shrink)
[Wyrm] i orgasm over commoners [shiny] i want to come [Woodwork] I come when i poo (shiny)
[Wyrm] i orgasm over commoners [shiny] i want to come [Woodwork] I come when i poo [shiny] I WILL LAY CHICKENS (^Stuii^)
SLAVERY COMMUNE WAR (StuiiWAR)
RULE BRITANNIA! (James)
The previous topic was racist and caused various chips resting on various shoulders to enlarge somewhat. (^Stuii^)
[Owf] james are you familiar with dennis learys asshole? (^Woodsta^)
[Owf] james are you familiar with dennis learys asshole? [James] Id make a fabulous Victorian Lady (burt)
[Owf] james are you familiar with dennis learys asshole? [James] Id make a fabulous Victorian Lady * quasiHelp is about to eat a shitty penis (shiny)
[Ferret] I would really like to strap vast breasts onto me and get a job on the game (^Stuii^)
[@JimGG] no lecturer, teaching a skill via verbal methods DOES NOT WORK (Ricey)
[JimGG] no lecturer, teaching me DOES NOT WORK (Ricey)
[eppa] is your ring minty fresh? [parpicus] rim me and see! [eppa] dude, thanks [eppa] uhh [eppa] SUCK MY COCK (Asan)
[eppa] is your ring fresh ? [parpicus] eppa - rim me and see [eppa] dude, thanks [eppa] NOW FUCK ME (shiny)
[eppa] feel my bouncy globes [^Stuii^] pop em in ere studboy (parpicus)
[^Stuii] oooooooooooooooook (Ricey)
[^Stuii^] oooooooooooooooook (Ricey)
[Ferret] stuii. heres irony for you. I am a posh poof (eppa)
[burt] James: consider youself booked for next thursday (^Stuii^)
[burt] James: consider youself booked for next thursday [Ducki] his cheese smells horrid [Ducki] tastes great though (shiny)
[fraggsta] oh hell get it alright (James)
[Burt] hmm my nipples are like bullets (StuiiWAR)
[shiny] had some wesley bot action yesterday (StuiiWAR)
failure to explain the hierarchy in detail, without pasting from the dictionary (StuiiWAR)
[shiny] had some wesley bot action yesterday (StuiiWAR)
[StuiiWAR] Owf... even though your penis is so small, i shall just push it in (parpicus)
[StuiiWAR] Owf... even though your penis is so small, i shall just push it in * JamesWAR offers his vast schlong (parpicus)
[StuiiWAR] Owf... even though your penis is so small, i shall just push it in * JamesWAR offers his vast schlong [StuiiWAR] stop that searing pain (parpicus)
[StuiiWAR] Owf... even though your penis is so small, i shall just push it in * JamesWAR offers his vast schlong [StuiiWAR] stop that searing pain [JamesWAR] fool, he could use our horse (eppa)
[StuiiWAR] Owf... even though your penis is so small, i shall just push it in * JamesWAR offers his vast schlong [StuiiWAR] stop that searing pain [JamesWAR] fool, he could use our horse [Ducki] mmmmmmmmmm quim mmmmmmmmmm (Shrink)
60 DAYS UNTIL �WAR� (StuiiWAR)
DUCKI POSED TOPLESS PHOTOGRAPHS *TRUESHOCKER* (James)
[^Woodsta^] ducki its very long (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] ducki its very long � eppa preps the baby oil [Ducki] is it scary? [^Woodsta^] ducki its moving (^Woodsta^)
[Lambie] willos prick popped into my hind [Ducki] hand it here (F3rre7)
ON NOW: DEATH ON LATER: eppas hippah hour (Shrink)
[_Ducki] Ill take the gaping nonce (James)
[^Ferret^] Why am I especially drawn to naughty gay bums? (parpicus)
DUCKI DEAD (parpicus)
[Lambie] stuff my cunt eppa [eppa] mmm (iFragg)
[kerni] a cunt full of pastys for tea mother [Lambie] a cunt full of lard for me (eFerret)
[Lambie] i have 4 Pink Ladys here (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] you have to ram me firmly in the rear fuzz [^Woodsta^] i am in the mood for pumping ass (ferret)
[^Woodsta^] you have to ram me firmly in the rear fuzz [^Woodsta^] i am in the mood for pumping ass [phoenix] what is that long thing for woodsta? (eppa)
^Woodsta^ SHOOT SPERM UP ME (parpicus)
failure (parpicus)
ON NOW: The Speling hour ON NEXT: Spelling (Shrink)
[Burt] i hate taking daycare nurses [Ducki] I took 15 stiff dongas (^Ferret^)
* Burt s arse is small and pointless [quasimodo] you forgot shitty (Shrink)
* ^Ferret^ double dips a fat cunt (James)
*Ducki goes on top tight nurse [James] let me feel the rubber dual penetrator [Ducki] i could force ass [James] disquisting (^Ferret^)
*Ducki goes on top tight nurse [James] let me feel the rubber dual penetrator [Ducki] i could force ass [James] disguisting (^Ferret^)
Ferret Fails (Ducki)
Ferret Fails, but Self Concious Topic syndrom strikes ducki. Who is gently pleasuring a male nurse as we speak (^Ferret^)
Ferret Fails Again (repeat) (Ducki)
NO ASKING FOR CAM, CYBER IN CHANNEL OK, ALL GIRLS TO SPEAK WITH BURT FOR VERIFICATION (Burt)
NO ASKING FOR CAM, CYBER IN CHANNEL OK, ALL GIRLS TO /MSG BURT FOR VERIFICATION, NO FSERVES (Burt)
ON NOW: Quasimodo admits himself to actually be running Win2000 and not NT5.000.23372211 Servive pack 18 [SHOCKER] ON LATER: Sun Explodes and fish rain from the sky. Probably unconnected (^Ferret^)
the previous topic was even more pointless than this one (Shrink)
[^Stuii^] I came in Owf (Asan)
[^Stuii^] I came in Owf [^Stuii^] I came in eppa as well (parpicus)
[^Stuii^] I came in Owf [^Stuii^] I came in eppa as well [Woodwork] I need to get my hands on some Fudge (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] I came in Owf [^Stuii^] I came in eppa as well [Woodwork] I need to get my hands on some Fudge [Woodwork] I fucked eppa last night (Owf)
[eppa] Im not actually in the mood for the gym today (^Stuii^)
[eppa] Im not actually in the mood for the gym today [eppa] I eat shit (James)
[eppa] Im not actually in the mood for the gym today [eppa] I eat shit [Mr_Scod] enter my fuckhole (shiny)
[eppa] Im not actually in the mood for the gym today [eppa] I eat shit [Mr_Scod] enter my fuckhole [Woodwork] FUCKING SODOM (eppa)
DREW DEAD (Ducki)
HUR WILDEBEAST STARTED 19:47 (Burt)
HUR WILDEBEAST SOOTHED 19:52 (WARpicus)
[quasiWAR] i had a small group of freshers last year (StuiiWAR)
[StuiiWAR] help, Im attracted to Vicki Butler Henderson (LambieWAR)
[Ricey] i didnt feel too hot after eating out claire (Burt)
[Ricey] i didnt feel too hot after eating out claire [Burt] i was disapointed (Ricey)
[Ricey] i didnt feel too hot after eating out claire [^Woodsta^] theres a definate whiff of ming somewhere about her (Ricey)
[Ricey] i didnt feel too hot after eating out claire [^Woodsta^] theres a definate whiff of ming somewhere about her [kerni] so ask her to wash her cunt out (WARpicus)
[Ricey] i didnt feel too hot after eating out claire [^Woodsta^] theres a definate whiff of ming somewhere about her [kerni] so ask her to wash her cunt out (Lambie)
[Ricey] i didnt feel too hot after eating out claire [^Woodsta^] theres a definate whiff of ming somewhere about her * Gremmie finds the famous Ricey vibrator (Lambie)
lol Wilderbeast STARTED AT 21:50 (Lambie)
lol Wilderbeast STARTED AT 21:50 - expected to die when Alan Partridge starts... (DiscoDeev)
[widgessay] oh my... my housemate rich is really pissed [widgessay] he just tried to bite my neck [widgessay] liz managed to beat him off [widgessay] where he was grabbing her tits (Burt)
[Jimbob] can i make you pregnent? (Shrink)
[Jimbob] can i make you pregnent? * Woodwork obliges (Shrink)
[Jimbob] can i make you pregnent? * Woodwork obliges [quasimodo] do me too (Shrink)
[Jimbob] can i make you pregnent? * Woodwork obliges [quasimodo] do me too [quasimodo] i hope to come (shiny)
[Jimbob] can i make you pregnent? * Woodwork obliges [quasimodo] do me too [quasimodo] i hope to come [Woodwork] I have a huge banana [DuckArbeit] shag me [Woodwork] wIll do (shiny)
[Jimbob] can i make you pregnent? * Woodwork obliges [quasimodo] do me too [quasimodo] i hope to come [Woodwork] I have a huge banana [DuckArbeit] shag me [Woodwork] wIll do [Wyrm] anal would be best, dont you think? (Owf)
ON NOW: [shiny] well stuii must be mistaken ON NEXT: WAR, GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR (Shrink)
DESTROY FIREFIGHTERS (^Woodsta^)
WOMEN: BOOZING GIVES YOU BREAST CANCER, claims BBC. (^Woodsta^)
[eppa] its soft and sticky [eppa] I made far too much [eppa] gremmie you like? (^Stuii^)
[eppa] its soft and sticky [eppa] I made far too much [eppa] its a wee bit salty (^Stuii^)
* Gremmie squashes hot turd into her cunt [Gremmie] kerni, try eating it out (parpicus)
* Gremmie squashes hot turd into her cunt [Gremmie] kerni, try eating it out [kerni] Gremmie - got a straw? (parpicus)
* Gremmie squashes hot turd into her cunt [Gremmie] kerni, try eating it out [kerni] Gremmie - got a straw? * gremmie tempts Burt to blow her (James)
* ^Woodsta^ admires his pretty cunt (JimBob)
^Woodsta^ admires his pretty cunt [^Woodsta^] I can barely keep it covered (Ricey)
* ^Woodsta^ admires his pretty cunt [^Woodsta^] I can barely keep it covered (Ricey)
[phoenix] we had netsex [phoenix] sorted me out [phoenix] i feel so much better (quasimodo)
[phoenix] we had netsex [phoenix] sorted me out [phoenix] i feel so much better [burt] ive never done a lesbian (LambieFYA)
[phoenix] we had netsex [phoenix] sorted me out [phoenix] i feel so much better [burt] ive never done a lesbian [LambieFYA] im spent (quasimodo)
COUNTDOWN TO WAR (^Stuii^)
* eppa eats out Indians [eppa] very tasty (^Stuii^)
* eppa eats out Indians [eppa] very tasty [eppa] sweet and sour (shiny)
* eppa eats out Indians [eppa] very tasty [eppa] sweet and sour [eppa] woo wog penis (shiny)
[James] I spilled my hot seed over Burts face (parpicus)
[James] I spilled my hot seed over Burts face [James] I need to leave Seed (eppa)
[James] I spilled my hot seed over Burts face [James] I need to leave Seed [James] a lot (eppa)
[James] I spilled my hot seed over Burts face [James] I need to leave Seed [James] a lot [eppa] mmm cum (shiny)
[James] I spilled my hot seed over Burts face [James] I need to leave Seed [James] a lot [eppa] mmm cum [widget] white piss in my gusset (shiny)
[James] I spilled my hot seed over Burts face [James] I need to leave Seed [James] a lot [eppa] mmm cum [widget] white piss in my gusset [shiny] i want some spunk (quasimodo)
[James] I spilled my hot seed over Burts face [James] I need to leave Seed [James] a lot [eppa] mmm cum [widget] white piss in my gusset [shiny] i want some spunk [DuckArbeit] me too (shiny)
[James] I spilled my hot seed over Burts face [James] I need to leave Seed [James] a lot [eppa] mmm cum [widget] white piss in my gusset [shiny] i want some spunk [DuckArbeit] me too (shiny)
[James] I spilled my hot seed over Burts face [James] I need to leave Seed [James] a lot [eppa] mmm cum [widget] white piss in my gusset [shiny] i want some spunk [DuckArbeit] me too (shiny)
[James] I spilled my hot seed over Burts face [James] I need to leave Seed [James] a lot [eppa] mmm cum [widget] white piss in my gusset [shiny] i want some spunk [DuckArbeit] me too (shiny)
[James] I spilled my hot seed over Burts face [James] I need to leave Seed [James] a lot [eppa] mmm cum [widget] white piss in my gusset [shiny] i want some spunk [DuckArbeit] me too (shiny)
[James] I spilled my hot seed over Burts face [James] I need to leave Seed [James] a lot [eppa] mmm cum [widget] white piss in my gusset [shiny] i want some spunk [DuckArbeit] me too (shiny)
[James] I spilled my hot seed over Burts face [James] I need to leave Seed [James] a lot [eppa] mmm cum [widget] white piss in my gusset [shiny] i want some spunk [DuckArbeit] me too (shiny)
[James] I spilled my hot seed over Burts face [James] I need to leave Seed [James] a lot [eppa] mmm cum [widget] white piss in my gusset [shiny] i want some spunk [DuckArbeit] me too (shiny)
*james strokes his head [james] hmm anus (gulp)
BIN LADEN ALIVE (^Stuii^)
THE AA - THE THIRD EMERGENCY SERVICE (James)
[phoenix] channel 5 has good porn [Lambie] pant creamer [quasiWAR] careful, lambie is fond of it [phoenix] haven;t seen much arse (gulp)
The previous topic was an NLA failure (Lambie)
[Burt] has anyone got anything suitable for the smaller slot? (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] i grapple small men [Burt] has anyone got anything suitable for the smaller slot (Lambie)
PEOPLE DEAD *UNSHOCKER* (James)
[lowey] I like being fingered by blokes - can we get some men in here?! (James)
[lowey] I like being fingered by blokes - can we get some men in here?! [lowey] I am so gay. (James)
* Mr_Scod finishes off his muff (^Stuii^)
* Mr_Scod finishes off his muff * Woodwork gets a two inch dick to digest (Asan)
* Mr_Scod finishes off his muff * Woodwork gets a two inch dick to digest * ^Stuii^ grinds Chris ass and fulfills illumination (Lambie)
[lowey] Wow! suck me men (James)
[lowey] Wow! suck me Hot men (eppa)
[lege] i should wank [James] I do it more than anyone [quasimodo] the self obsession (gulp)
[^Stuii^] I fuck things for 16 hours every day (Asan)
[Saarlax] James, widget has fine mammaries and a hot quim (parpicus)
[Saarlax] James, widget has fine mammaries and a hot quim [James] I have to massage them immediately (Lambie)
[Saarlax] James, widget has fine mammaries and a hot quim [James] I have to massage them immediately [James] and suckle on the girly secretions (Lambie)
ON NOW: Geography Hour ON LATER: Woodsta Day (Ricey)
* burt is still impressed with himself for fucking at 2am (Lambie)
BRACE FOR PARP (^Stuii^)
UNBRACE (Ricey)
FIW ARRESTED (^Stuii^)
* Woodwork goes to get a ream (^Stuii^)
[Owf] i royally blow goats (Asan)
[Owf] i royally blow goats [Ducki_] I cant remember what I reamed last night (eppa)
[Owf] i royally blow goats [Ducki_] I cant remember what I reamed last night [Ducki_] burt would remember (quasimodo)
[Owf] i royally blow goats [Ducki_] I cant remember what I reamed last night [Ducki_] burt would remember * Ducki_ remembers burts table (eppa)
The previous topic made no sense at all. (^Stuii^)
MYRA HINDLEY DEAD (^Woodsta^)
MYRA HINDLY DEAD (Lambie)
MYRA HINDLY DEAD (Lambie)
MYRA HINDLEY DEAD (^Woodsta^)
[shiny] i got a bad enama (eppaRustyCage)
[shiny] i got a bad enema (eppaRustyCage)
[shiny] i got a bad enema [shiny] you take it in your mouth (Lambie)
[shiny] i got a bad enema [shiny] you take it in your mouth (Lambie)
[shiny] i got a bad enema [shiny] you take it in your mouth [Ducki] thick creamy tasty goodness (Lambie)
[shiny] i got a bad enema [shiny] you take it in your mouth * fraggsta grasps it (^Stuii^)
[shiny] i got a bad enema [shiny] you take it in your mouth [Ducki] mmm this is quite probably the best thing ive ever tasted (^Stuii^)
[shiny] i got a bad enema [shiny] you take it in your mouth [Ducki] mmm this is quite probably the best thing ive ever tasted [quasimodo] can i be bothered to go get some (^Stuii^)
[shiny] i got a bad enema [shiny] you take it in your mouth [Ducki] mmm this is quite probably the best thing ive ever tasted [quasimodo] can i be bothered to go get some [Owf] the joys of fiddling in the toilets (^Lambie^)
[sp0d] you have to hammer it in constantly (^Stuii^)
[Blu] turn that thing off sp0d, the buzzings giving me a headache (quasimodo)
[kerni] ^Woodsta^ you are a beacon of shit (Ricey)
[kerni] I crave custard (quasimodo)
[kerni] I crave custard [kerni] I need cum (^Woodsta^)
[kerni] I crave custard [kerni] I need cum [kerni] I was *sooo* tempted to run home my mums cok (^Woodsta^)
[kerni] I crave custard [kerni] I need cum (^Woodsta^)
[kerni] I crave custard [kerni] I need cum [^Woodsta^] Im very stiff (quasimodo)
[kerni] I crave custard [kerni] I need cum [^Woodsta^] Im very stiff * fraggsta wanks (quasimodo)
[eppa] today Im going to take parps sperm (parpicus)
[eppa] today Im going to take parps sperm [eppa] taste that luscious spunk (parpicus)
[eppa] today Im going to take parps sperm [eppa] taste that luscious spunk [eppa] Im quite a homo on the quiet (parpicus)
[eppa] today Im going to take parps sperm [eppa] taste that luscious spunk [eppa] Im a homo on the quiet (parpicus)
[Lex] I floss with vaginal pubes these days (parpicus)
[Kerni] I stroked a willy a few weeks ago. it went limp (Shrink)
[Kerni] I stroked a willy a few weeks ago. it went limp [Fermit] Duncan is looking into a scaffolding pole (Ricey)
[Kerni] I stroked a willy a few weeks ago. it went limp [Fermit] Duncan is like a scaffolding pole (Ricey)
[Saarlax] sp0d, Blu is secreting quim juice (parpicus)
[Saarlax] sp0d, Blu is secreting quim juice [Lex] Im going to set about suckling it! (parpicus)
[Saarlax] sp0d, Blu is secreting quim juice [Lex] Im going to set about suckling it! * Lex *vomits* (eppa)
[Saarlax] sp0d, Blu is secreting quim juice [Lex] Im going to set about suckling it! [sp0d] Save the dregs for my dinner, please (parpicus)
[kerni] you can come on these tits (parpicus)
[kerni] you can come on these tits [^Woodsta^] make me (Ricey)
[kerni] you can come on these tits [^Woodsta^] make me [Gremmie] woods: Ill help with an oily titwank [^Woodsta^] not enough (parpicus)
[kerni] you can come on these tits [^Woodsta^] make me [Gremmie] woods: Ill help with an oily titwank [^Woodsta^] not enough [Gremmie] some hot quim action? [^Woodsta^] gremmie you slut (parpicus)
[kerni] you can come on these tits [^Woodsta^] make me [Gremmie] woods: Ill help with an oily titwank [^Woodsta^] not enough [Gremmie] some hot quim action? [^Woodsta^] gremmie you slut [^Woodsta^] I like it [^Woodsta^] nice tart (Lambie)
[kerni] you can come on these tits [^Woodsta^] make me [Gremmie] woods: Ill help with an oily titwank [^Woodsta^] not enough [Gremmie] some hot quim action? [^Woodsta^] gremmie you slut [^Woodsta^] I like it [^Woodsta^] nice tart [^Woodsta^] Im so boned (^Stuii^)
[kerni] you can come on these tits [^Woodsta^] make me [Gremmie] woods: Ill help with an oily titwank [^Woodsta^] not enough [Gremmie] some hot quim action? [^Woodsta^] gremmie you slut [^Woodsta^] I like it [^Woodsta^] nice tart [^Woodsta^] Im so boned [^Woodsta^] 3rd load of the weekend (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] marmite + nipples = pain. (^Stuii^)
[fraggsta] marmite + nipples = pain. [Burt] if you put marmite on your nipples it equals pain (^Stuii^)
[Burt] widget: your arse leaks [quasimodo] open a window (gulp)
[Burt] widget: your arse leaks [quasimodo] open a window [quasimodo] a novel approach [Burt] still smells [widget] burt why? [widget] get out the house ;) (gulp)
[Burt] widget: your arse leaks [quasimodo] open a window [quasimodo] a novel approach [Burt] spam tommorrow so BRACE (gulp)
The previous topic was so weak it couldnt lift to the top of the window (Burt)
the previous topic made no sense (quasimodo)
#aber �On Now:� Blind Poofs. With Deev. �On Later:� Shame, Guilt and Recriminations. With Deev. (Lambie)
[Surfr] managed to squeeze a few pints in Claire last night though (Asan)
[Surfr] managed to squeeze a few pints in Claire last night though [Surfr] shes a bit of a screamer by al acounts (Asan)
the previous topic was removed due to protocol failure (Asan)
the previous topic was removed due to Asan failure (gulp)
GARY WILMOT DEAD (^Stuii^)
[quasimodo] stop that going straight, me (James)
[quasimodo] stop that going straight, me [lambie] come round for cocks on friday then (James)
#aber NLA Error. (Lambie)
[^Stuii^] im wanking over pictures of hot teenage sluts (parpicus)
[Lex] stuii loved a girl called tracey... he stuck his willy in her pink bits and thats a fact (quasimodo)
#aber �On Now:� Outing Poofs Celebrity Special, with Stuii and Lex �On Later:� Its Not Like The Old Days, with Stuii and Lex (Lambie)
[James] Self-Pleasure [James] sex sex sex [James] my trousers burst (parpicus)
[James] Self-Pleasure [James] sex sex sex [James] my trousers burst [Asan] Its shit. deal (Asan)
[James] Self-Pleasure [James] sex sex sex [James] my trousers burst [Asan] Its shit. deal [quasimodo] its gonna stink all day now (Asan)
[James] Self-Pleasure [James] sex sex sex [James] my trousers burst [Asan] Its shit. deal [quasimodo] its gonna stink all day now [Woodwork] come on lambie (Asan)
[James] Self-Pleasure [James] sex sex sex [James] my trousers burst [Asan] Its shit. deal [quasimodo] its gonna stink all day now [Woodwork] come on lambie [fraggsta] his 3 inches is packed in my vibrating ring (Asan)
* sp0d is away felching (James)
* lege watches little 2nd years doing group (^Stuii^)
[Gremmie] Woods: if you whip it out Ill gobble you (parpicus)
[fraggsta] Ride me like the Shirtlifter i am, and slap my nigger tits (parpicus)
http://users.aber.ac.uk/plg0/images/party4.jpg #aber, 81% of our members use Sure Deodorant... (gulp)
Black holes could cause disaster WILDLY SPECULATE BBC (^Stuii^)
Public #aber mailing list launched - send e-mail to public-help@aber.org.uk for more information (^Stuii^)
sp0d admits to actually being english by birth *trueshocker* Let the mocking commence (Asan)
[Woodwork] I need some plums to put in my mouth (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] I need some plums to put in my mouth [JimBob] Woodsta thats no way to describing your Mum (Ricey)
[Woodwork] I need some plums to put in my mouth [JimBob] Woodsta thats no way to oh (Ricey)
on now: the #aber breast-siege of 2002 (parpicus)
[kerni] we have a wank each week at uni (ciaran)
[kerni] i need a cunt wank (parpicus)
[kerni] i need a cunt wank [kerni] guess ill ram my fingers right in there [kerni] and start moaning (WPCparp)
[kerni] i need a cunt wank [kerni] guess ill ram my fingers right in there [kerni] and start moaning * ^Stuii^ squeals and flaps (Lambie)
[kerni] i need a cunt wank [kerni] guess ill ram my fingers right in there [kerni] and start moaning * ^Stuii^ squeals and flaps [^Stuii^] god these organs are huge * ^Stuii^ massages his tits (Lambie)
[lowey] I have to zip my equipment (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] i shave down there (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] i shave down there [shiny] im suddenly horny (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] i shave down there [shiny] im suddenly horny [gulp|HM2] might perk you up a bit (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] i shave down there [shiny] im suddenly horny [gulp|HM2] might perk you up a bit [sp0d] I mis-read that as cock (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] i shave down there [shiny] im suddenly horny [gulp|HM2] might perk you up a bit [sp0d] I mis-read that as cock [Jamie] Gulps one seems nice (^Stuii^)
[widget] consequently am knackered as i wet my bed (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] I bathe in arse milk (Asan)
[Woodwork] I bathe in arse milk * parpicus lactates (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] I bathe in arse milk * parpicus lactates [Woodwork] fuck harder (James)
[Woodwork] I never got fucked (James)
[Woodwork] I never got fucked [Woodwork] come here parp (James)
[Woodwork] I never got fucked [Woodwork] come here parp * Woodsta is a gimp (eppa)
[gulp] you want jimbob [phoenix] i want him so badly (gulp)
[gulp] you want jimbob [phoenix] i want him so badly [phoenix] id do him good [James] do me now babe (gulp)
ON NOW: #Aber Living Hair today, gone tomorrow (gulp|study)
[Gremmie] Depends on Ricey and John and other fatsos (Ricey)
[phoenix] my box is active [phoenix] i am naked (parpicus)
olloOLloOLololLOololLOloLOolL (^Woodsta^) ()
* gulp continues pushing and shits onto his bed [gulp] it was all over my trousers last week (Ducki)
WHO WILL GET THEIR ADSL FIRST? Will it be A) Asan B) Eppa C) Surfr. BET NOW! (Asan)
[eppa] i lunch on penis (shiny)
[eppa] i lunch on penis [eppa] fuck The Ring (Quasimodo)
* Mr_Scod pulls out of another arse (James)
Mr_Scod pulls out of another arse [eppa] fuck me, Im bored (Ricey)
Mr_Scod pulls out of another arse [eppa] fuck me, Im bored [Woodwork] it was brown and squidgy (Wyrm)
[James] THREE weeks fucking harry (Asan)
* Mr_Scod is a cunt (eppa)
THE INTERNET IS BROKEN. (^Woodsta^)
[Photon] Stuii I havent taken any anal yet (StuiiSQUIRM)
[Photon] Stuii I havent taken any anal yet [Burt] guaranteed to give me a 19.4 inch penis (James)
[Photon] Stuii I havent taken any anal yet [Burt] guaranteed to give me a 29.4 inch penis (James)
[Photon] Stuii I havent taken any anal yet [Burt] guaranteed to give me a 29.4 inch penis [Burt] the vicar buggered me (James)
[Photon] Stuii I havent taken any anal yet [Burt] guaranteed to give me a 29.4 inch penis [Burt] the vicar buggered me [fraggsta] Im going to screw you guys (Ricey)
[Photon] Stuii I havent taken any anal yet [Burt] guaranteed to give me a 29.4 inch penis [Burt] the vicar buggered me [fraggsta] Im going to screw you guys [Surfr] Im bloody boned (^Stuii^)
[Photon] Stuii I havent taken any anal yet [Burt] guaranteed to give me a 29.4 inch penis [Burt] the vicar buggered me [fraggsta] Im going to screw you guys [Surfr] Im bloody boned [Surfr] I was more than willing to be boned (James)
[Photon] Stuii I havent taken any anal yet [Burt] guaranteed to give me a 29.4 inch penis [Burt] the vicar buggered me [fraggsta] Im going to screw you guys [Surfr] Im bloody boned [Surfr] I was more than willing to be boned * JamesVibe nearly cums (^Stuii^)
[Photon] Stuii I havent taken any anal yet [Burt] guaranteed to give me a 29.4 inch penis [Burt] the vicar buggered me [fraggsta] Im going to screw you guys [Surfr] Im bloody boned [Surfr] I was more than willing to be boned * JamesVibe nearly cums [James] you must crush my balls to stem the rush (parpicus)
FAILURE (James)
[fraggsta] I have stuck it in my mouth and sucked for months (Asan)
[eppa] Id hit a woman if she came on me (parpicus)
[eppa] Id hit a woman if she came on me (Lambie)
[eppa] Id hit a woman if she came on me (parpicus)
[eppa] Id hit a woman if she came on me [Owf] i only let parp do that (parpicus)
[James] Chris Price is lush (^Stuii^)
[James] Chris Price is lush [NLR] (^Stuii^)
[Ducki] I have 180 gigs of hard disk (burt)
the previous topic was lame (Asan)
[Duski] I have 180 gigs of hard dick (burt)
the previous topic was lame (Asan)
the previous topic was stll lam (Quasimodo)
the previous topic was lame (Asan)
[shiny] ooh you have a tight cunt (^Woodsta^)
[shiny] ooh you have a tight cunt [phoenix] ive had it stitched up (parpicus)
[shiny] ooh you have a tight cunt [phoenix] ive had it stitched up [Gremmie] I had one and turned into a bender (James)
[shiny] ooh you have a tight cunt [phoenix] ive had it stitched up [Gremmie] I meant to, but i turned into a bender (Ricey)
[Lambie] deev stop posing naked [Lambie] its not big and its not clever (James)
[Lambie] deev stop posing naked [Lambie] its not big (James)
[Lambie] deev stop posing naked [Lambie] its not big [Burt] spank those tits (Lambie)
[Lambie] deev stop posing naked [Lambie] its not big [Burt] spank those tits [James] slap my tits (Lambie)
[Lambie] deev stop posing naked [Lambie] its not big [Burt] cor penis (James)
[Lambie] deev stop posing naked [Lambie] its not big [Burt] cor penis * phoenix sits on eppas lap * eppa grins [eppa] Im in then (James)
[Lambie] deev stop posing naked [Lambie] its not big [Burt] cor penis * phoenix sits on eppas lap * eppa grins [eppa] Im in then[Woodwork] eppa Im up (Mr_Scod)
[Lambie] deev stop posing naked [Lambie] its not big [Burt] cor penis * phoenix sits on eppas lap * eppa grins [eppa] Im in then [Woodwork] eppa Im up (Mr_Scod)
[Lambie] deev stop posing naked [Lambie] its not big [Burt] cor penis * phoenix sits on eppas lap * eppa grins [eppa] Im in then [Woodwork] eppa Im up [Quasimodo] gah, i want to be out now (Mr_Scod)
YES. IRC1 IS DEAD. IF YOU POINT THIS OUT, YOU WILL BE BANNED. (^Stuii^)
THE PROBLEM WAS IRC1. YES. (^Stuii^)
* Owf notes that hes had quite a few arses (James)
* Owf notes that hes had quite a few arses [Asan_] i.e. no fannies (gulp|study)
* Owf notes that hes had quite a few arses [Asan_] i.e. no fannies [Quasimodo] i can find the chutney (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Woodstas Geology Workshop. ON NEXT: 20 URLs (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I fucking hate wanking [eppa] it is no challenge [Quasimodo] but youre not interested in challenges (Wyrm)
[eppa] I fucking hate wanking [Surfr] thats me done for the day (Asan)
[eppa] I fucking hate wanking [eppa] it is no challenge [Surfr] try harder (Asan)
[eppa] I fucking hate wanking [Surfr] try harder (Quasimodo)
[eppa] I fucking hate wanking [Surfr] try harder [eppa] Im just not moved by anything I see around me enough to want to bust a blood vessel over it (Wyrm)
[^Stuii^] i need to have another threesome soon * Woodwork notes his diary is getting full (Asan)
[Asan] in more dire need of a blow job than any white man (James)
[Asan] in more dire need of a blow job than any white man [Asan] more than any nigger too (parpicus)
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[^Lex^] Im packing my bottom with poo... so I can shit on eppa (parpicus)
[^Lex^] Im packing my bottom with poo... so I can shit on eppa [^Lex^] I want to offload into eppas mouth! (parpicus)
[^Lex^] Im packing my bottom with poo... so I can shit on eppa [^Lex^] I want to offload into eppas mouth! [Lambie] ill lick it all up (parpicus)
[^Lex^] Im packing my bottom with poo... so I can shit on eppa [^Lex^] I want to offload into eppas mouth! [^Lex^] getting tight now (SgtStuii)
[^Lex^] Im packing my bottom with poo... so I can shit on eppa [^Lex^] I want to offload into eppas mouth! [^Lex^] getting tight now [eppa] *PaNT* (Lambie)
[kerni] my yoni has warts (parpicus)
[kerni] my yoni has warts [sp0d] give us a firm example (^Stuii^)
[kerni] my yoni has warts [sp0d] give us a firm example [sp0d] i need to taste the sexy pus (parpicus)
The Way It Was With Woodwork and Ricey (Mr_Scod)
to cor (***)
WAR (QuasiWAR)
WAR IN KENYA. YES, WAR. (QuasiWAR)
[eppa] every time you say that word I imagine you in a leotard [LOG MARKER] Eppa Brown side confirmed (AsanWAR)
parpicuss changes topic to * Surfr_ takes advantage of Woodstas pants [Surfr_] mmm the brown skids [ferret] those skids are mine [ferret] the aroma gets me hard [ferret] i leave stains [ferret] CREAMY STAINS (51176)
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[kerni] Ive been sitting on a cock. Its gone all bendy (AsanWAR)
[kerni] Ive been sitting on a cock. Its gone all bendy [Surfr] it makes you want to wee a lot though (AsanWAR)
[kerni] Ive been sitting on a cock. Its gone all bendy [Surfr] it makes you want to wee a lot though [WyrmWAR] offer it to my Orifice now (shinyWAR)
[kerni] Ive been sitting on a cock. Its gone all bendy [Surfr] it makes you want to wee a lot though [WyrmWAR] offer it to my Orifice now [eppa] ducki come sit on my tree with me (Mr_ScodWAR)
[kerni] Ive been sitting on a cock. Its gone all bendy [Surfr] it makes you want to wee a lot though [WyrmWAR] offer it to my Orifice now [eppa] ducki come sit on my tree with me [eppa] i show my arse to Duckis cunt (shinyWAR)
[kerni] Ive been sitting on a cock. Its gone all bendy [Surfr] it makes you want to wee a lot though [WyrmWAR] offer it to my Orifice now [eppa] ducki come sit on my tree with me [eppa] i show my arse to Duckis cunt (shinyWAR)
[kerni] Ive been sitting on a cock. Its gone all bendy [Surfr] it makes you want to wee a lot though [WyrmWAR] offer it to my Orifice now [DuckArbeit] its crap anyway [eppa] ducki come sit on my tree with me [eppa] i show my arse to Duckis cunt (Mr_ScodWAR)
[eppa] bah pms, forgot it was that time of the month (James)
FAILURE (James)
[Mr_Scod] Utter cute french bloke talking to me (James)
[Mr_Scod] Utter cute bloke in me (James)
[Mr_Scod] Utter cute bloke in me [Quasimodo] why does my cock taste of wine, when is is clearly not there (Burt)
[Mr_Scod] Utter cute bloke in me [Quasimodo] why does my cock taste of wine, when it is clearly not there (Burt)
[Mr_Scod] Utter cute bloke in me [Quasimodo] why does my cock taste of wine, when it is clearly not there [parpicus] Ricey and Lege were splendid (Burt)
FAILURE (Quasimodo)
AILURE (James)
FAILURE (James)
FAILURE (Quasimodo)
The previous topic had well outstayed its welcome (StuiiWAR)
to on now: sparkicustuii rises from the ashes (***)
[Deev]: *** [{ug}] changes topic to on now: sparkicustuii rises from the ashes (7:07)
* eppa spreads his legs like a poof (James)
[^Woodsta^] behold my small blue cock [Ducki] its a bit swollen (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] behold my small blue cock [Ducki] its a bit swollen [^Woodsta^] aye, but when i take the second carriage i am total gay BEAR (parpicus)
My Linux Is Bigger than Yours with Quasi And Ferret (Mr_Scod)
Mr_Scod fails to grasp irony (Quasimodo)
[JimGG] fuck my chocolate hole (Shrink)
[JimGG] fuck my chocolate hole [Quasimodo] sniff those genitals (Shrink)
[shiny] edcuation is not a hobby (^Stuii^)
[JimGG] shouldnt you be working? (^Stuii^)
[Burt] im stuii [Burt] but only for HARD GAY FUCKING (James)
[Burt] im stuii [Burt] but only for HARD GAY FUCKING [Burt] you remind me of my boyfriend (James)
[Burt] im stuii [Burt] but only for HARD GAY FUCKING [Burt] you remind me of my Boyfriend (James)
[Burt] im stuii [Burt] but only for HARD GAY FUCKING [Burt] you remind me of my Boyfriend [Burt] James: i want your underwear [James] wear it on your head (parpicus)
[Burt] im stuii [Burt] but only for HARD GAY FUCKING [Burt] you remind me of my Boyfriend [Burt] James: i want your underwear [James] wear it on your head [eppa] Im up for some arse (James)
[eppa] Im up for some arse [eppa] join me in an evening of love making (James)
[eppa] Im up for some arse [eppa] join me in an evening of love making [eppa] I fancy someone fishy, now (James)
[eppa] Im up for some arse [eppa] join me in an evening of love making [eppa] I fancy someone fishy, now [parpicus] Ill gag for Woodsta love (James)
[Lambie] I fancy cocking next week if you have time before you go [|kitten|] Lambie sounds good [|kitten|] unfortunately, yeasty cunt [Lambie] sluice it out? (parpicus)
[gulp] Yes... an old lady gave me 3 condoms and told me they are for anal use (burt)
[gulp] Yes... an old lady gave me 3 condoms and told me they are for anal use [gulp] she said if we had any itches to go to a doctor (burt)
[burt] my arse reeks [Blu] eww [burt] dont like it [Blu] gah (gulp)
�ON NOW:� Computing vagueness with Lege (GulpDesk)
the previous topic was out of date (Quasimodo)
[Lambie] ive got too much pork for just me [Lambie] whenever ducki wants it (Quasimodo)
[Lambie] ive got too much pork for just me [Lambie] whenever ducki wants it [Lambie] do you want me ducki? (Burt)
[Lambie] ive got too much pork for just me [Lambie] whenever ducki wants it [Burt] done it before? (Lambie)
[Lambie] ive got too much porkfor just me [Lambie] whenever ducki wants it [Burt] done it before? [Ducki] get it out (Quasimodo)
[Lambie] ive got too much porkfor just me [Lambie] whenever ducki wants it [Burt] done it before? [Ducki] get it out [Burt] i feel like a dirty bastard (Lambie)
[Lambie] ive got too much porkfor just me [Lambie] whenever ducki wants it [Burt] done it before? [Ducki] get it out [Burt] i feel like a dirty bastard [Ducki] this Norwegian I snoged accidentally is splendid (Burt)
Burt has failed (Ducki)
[Lambie] ive got too much porkfor just me [Lambie] whenever ducki wants it [Burt] done it before? [Ducki] get it out [Burt] i feel like a dirty bastard (Ducki)
[Lambie] ive got too much porkfor just me [Lambie] whenever ducki wants it [Burt] done it before? [Ducki] get it out [Burt] i feel like a dirty bastard [Burt] i snogged a fillipino (Lambie)
[Lambie] ive got too much porkfor just me [Lambie] whenever ducki wants it [Burt] done it before? [Ducki] get it out [Burt] i feel like a dirty bastard [Burt] i snogged a fillipino [Burt] it weeped yellow pus for about 6 weeks (Lambie)
[Lambie] ive got too much porkfor just me [Lambie] whenever ducki wants it [Burt] done it before? [Ducki] get it out [Burt] i feel like a dirty bastard [Burt] i snogged a fillipino [Burt] was that expensive? [Burt] it did slip down (Lambie)
phoenix wonders when she will get to watch The Muppets Christmas Carol (Ricey)
* phoenix wonders when she will get to watch The Muppets Christmas Carol (Ricey)
[Ducki] my pants are rusting (parpicus)
PLEASE DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET (StuiiWAR)
#aber [essay-phoenix] james, wank me (Quasimodo)
The previous topic featured phoenix and one of her lame nicks (^Stuii^)
[parpicus] LABIA (shiny)
the previous topic was an NLA failure (parpicus)
[Quasimodo] i ram man cunt (shiny)
[Quasimodo] i ram man cunt [Quasimodo] i kiss it first (shiny)
[Quasimodo] i ram man cunt [Quasimodo] i kiss it first * Surfr reams ass (shiny)
changes topic to BIG PLANE CRASH SOMEWHRE, CLAIMS WOODSTAS BOSS. (780213)
[Quasimodo] i ram man cunt [Quasimodo] i kiss it first * Surfr reams ass [Woodwork] I bet quasimodo gets all the men [Woodwork] Has it gone in yet? (James)
[Quasimodo] i ram man cunt [Quasimodo] i kiss it first * Surfr reams ass [Woodwork] I bet quasimodo gets all the men [Woodwork] Has it gone in yet? [eppa] i like cocks (shiny)
The Brown Side welcomes its two newest pressganged recruits: Shiny and Shrink (^Stuii^)
[Gremmie] Ricey : I dont have a cock [Asan] we know that [^Stuii^] chris has a comedy penis (gulp)
[Gremmie] Ricey : I dont have a cock [Gremie] I wank on his face [eppa] hers smells nice (gulp)
[Gremmie] Ricey : I dont have a cock [Gremie] I wank on his face [kerni] meant to be fantastic for skin (gulp)
URL, Direct Clickable: http://dictionary.aber.org.uk/?eid=514 (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Drug overdose pissing contest (gulp)
ON NOW: General illness pissing contest (gulp)
RAGE (ShrinkRAGE)
*VROOOOOOM* BANG* (gulpRAGE)
* Bryn_S ties his penis to a tree. (Lambie)
SILENCE (Surfr)
CAN IT (Ricey)
ON NOW: Happy Fucking Christmas, with the SCMs (^Stuii^)
[James] phoenix stop throwing your underwear around [fraggsta] shall I retrieve it for you lot? (James)
ITS WAR (QuasiWAR)
THE BITTERNESS HOUR^W (ShrinkGrrWAR)
THE BITTERNESS HOUR (gulp|study)
THE BITTERNESS HOUR^W (gulp|study)
%BON NOW:%B TIS THE SEASON TO BE FUCKING JOLLY. %BON LATER:%B THE BITTERNESS HOUR^W (rpt.) (gulp|study)
ON NOW: TIS THE SEASON TO BE FUCKING JOLLY. ON LATER: THE BITTERNESS HOUR^W (rpt.) (gulp|study)
Blame Eppa! (Wyrm)
[^Woodsta^] bring a man to me (James)
[Graywolf] I am going to have Fermit stuff me (Asan)
[Graywolf] I am going to have Fermit stuff me [Graywolf] youll knock me up (Quasimodo)
[Graywolf] I am going to have Fermit stuff me (Asan)
[Graywolf] I am going to have Fermit stuff me [Quasimodo] ram it in my circular asshole (shiny)
Lambie brutally stabs another ho (Ricey)
* Lambie brutally stabs another ho (Ricey)
* StuiiSkywalker fat cunts his dripping penis (parpiBINKS)
* StuiiSkywalker fat cunts his dripping penis [WoodKenobi] stuii slap me with that piss wet penis (parpiBINKS)
* StuiiSkywalker fat cunts his dripping penis [WoodKenobi] stuii slap me with that piss wet penis * burt wipes the goo from his face (StuiiSkywalker)
* StuiiSkywalker fat cunts his dripping penis [WoodKenobi] stuii slap me with that piss wet penis * burt wipes the goo from his face [burt] parpiBINKS: shoot your piss load too [burt] i want it (parpiBINKS)
* StuiiSkywalker fat cunts his dripping penis [WoodKenobi] stuii slap me with that piss wet penis * burt wipes the goo from his face [burt] parpiBINKS: shoot your piss load too [burt] i want it [Surfr] 60% quality in bedroom * Surfr goes down for a fag (Photon)
[phoenix] keep it hard up james (^Woodsta^)
[phoenix] keep it hard up james James] I was no camp cadet that year ... (Burt)
[phoenix] keep it hard up james (Burt)
The previous topic had become tainted beyond repair (James)
[phoenix] keep it hard up james [James] into an arse (^Woodsta^)
[QuasiWAR] I want everything ferfree innabun. (WoodWAR)
[QuasiWAR] I want everything ferfree innabun. [WoodWAR] IM A SINGLE WORKING MUM (QuasiWAR)
[James] chew that soft brown substance [shiny] mmm sticky shit [James] such it hard (QuasiWAR)
NLA Failure (QuasiWAR)
BREAKING NEWS: Eppas knob cheese gives WoodWAR the lurgy (may not be true) (Asan)
BREAKING NEWS: Eppas knob cheese gives WoodWAR the lurgy (may not be true) [eppa] nothing wrong with my wood cheese (WoodWAR)
ON NOW: Eppas pearls of wisdom ON NEXT: Prove It (rpt) ON LATER: How to quit smoking in 25 days (Rpt). With Eppa (Asan)
ON NOW: (Change to scheduled programme) Contradiction Hour, with eppa. Todays edition of Prove It! to be shown at a later date. (Asan)
Shut up. Stop Whinging. Stop Complaining about all the little things. Today is not the day for it. (Asan)
This is likely to be a very quiet day. Please dont take the piss. Please send hugs in Stuiis direction. Thank you. (Asan)
Please note the blog at http://www.stuii.co.uk - NLA topics are not a good idea today. Please send hugs in Stuiis direction. Thank you. (Asan[])
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Get on with it then, look sharp. (^Stuii^)
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if you ask me to edit that CGI script once more, therell be cause for a double celebration... (Wyrm)
* James rapes sp0d (Mr_Scod)
Peace, Love, Harmony... Sod that, this is #Aber! (Wyrm)
Yes, its down. No Big Deal. (QuasiHR)
Carry on. (QuApathy)
Buy a bowtie lambie (Burt)
ON NOW: Geek Talk with Shrink (Mr_Scod)
* Blu eats loin (shiny)
the previous topic was weak (shiny)
[kerni] mmm, lunch - multiple penis insertion (shiny)
ON NOW: eppa defiance hour. ON LATER: Solutions to todays Defiance Hour (Asan)
* Lambie examines ferrets cigar [Lambie] oh fuck [Lambie] ive snapped it (StuiiWAR)
* Blu tongues her gash (parpicus)
* Blu tongues her gash [Blu] licking yourself out feels so good! [Blu] you get all the flavours! (parpicus)
* Blu tongues her gash [Blu] licking yourself out feels so good! [Blu] you get all the flavours! [sp0d] I was worried about the leaking cunt (parpicus)
UPDATE TO ADVERTISED SCHEDULE: Surfr Standing in for Burt in Burt and Quasimodo Show (Burt)
HAIL ERIS (^Woodsta^)
AMERICA: WHAT TIME IS LOVE? (^Woodsta^)
MINES A 99 (^Woodsta^)
[Shrink] I wasnt the one who admitted to eating sausage [Burt] ive got another one to guzzle down in a couple of minutes (^Stuii^)
[Shrink] I was the one who admitted to eating sausage [Burt] ive got another one to guzzle down in a couple of minutes (^Stuii^)
[Shrink] I was the one who admitted to eating sausage [Burt] ive got another one to guzzle down in a couple of minutes [Burt] hmm gagging for mansex (parpicus)
http://www.bolton-le-sands.com/ (^Stuii^)
[Burt] ricey, spurt all over the wall floor and me (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: 9/11 remembered ON NEXT: The Quasimodo and Burt show [rpt] (Shrink)
[Quasimodo] ricey is premature [Quasimodo] i had him [Quasimodo] i think he wants the ring (^Sssssstuii^)
-!- jimmy101 [ohh1@central.aber.ac.uk] has joined #aber [jimmy101] exit [jimmy101] exit [jimmy101] exit -!- jimmy101 [ohh1@central.aber.ac.uk] has quit [Quit: Leaving] (Ricey)
[shiny] its hard work pulling my spanish poof (Lambie)
[shiny] i love the really pink slightly bloody ones (QuasiHR)
[shiny] i love the really pink slightly bloody ones [shiny] i love the pink ring (Lambie)
[shiny] i love the really pink slightly bloody ones (QuasiHR)
Dietary requirements are the exception, not the rule (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Geeks And Sci-Fi.....With Captain Simon Picard (Mr_Scod)
LONG DISTANCE CLARA DEAD (^Stuii^)
[James] Id hate to be photographed pubically ([Deev])
* phoenix is on heat (parpicus)
* James catches Stuiis fluids (^Stuii^)
* James catches Stuiis fluids [James] FANTASY STUII (^Stuii^)
[James] I got an F (^Stuii^)
[phoenix] my mississippi mud pie is nice (^Stuii^)
[phoenix] my mississippi mud pie is nice [phoenix] wont need to wet it [phoenix] gurgle gurgle (parpicus)
[phoenix] my mississippi mud pie is nice [phoenix] wont need to wet it [phoenix] gurgle gurgle [phoenix] woo, watch it all splurge out [phoenix] some women cant do that (parpicus)
[phoenix] my mississippi mud pie is nice [phoenix] wont need to wet it [phoenix] gurgle gurgle [phoenix] woo, watch it all splurge out [phoenix] some women cant do that * phoenix pumps her cheese out [phoenix] i refuse to drink that (parpicus)
[phoenix] my mississippi mud pie is nice [phoenix] wont need to wet it [phoenix] gurgle gurgle [phoenix] woo, watch it all splurge out [phoenix] some women cant do that * phoenix pumps her cheese out [phoenix] i refuse to drink that * phoenix reconsiders, and glugs it down (parpicus)
[phoenix] my mississippi mud pie is nice [phoenix] wont need to wet it [phoenix] gurgle gurgle [phoenix] woo, watch it all splurge out [phoenix] some women cant do that * phoenix pumps her cheese out [phoenix] i refuse to drink that * phoenix reconsiders, and glugs it down [phoenix] have you seen a cunt (parpicus)
[phoenix] my mississippi mud pie is nice [phoenix] wont need to wet it [phoenix] gurgle gurgle [phoenix] woo, watch it all splurge out [phoenix] some women cant do that * phoenix pumps her cheese out [phoenix] i refuse to drink that * phoenix reconsiders, and glugs it down (parpicus)
[phoenix] my mississippi mud pie is nice [phoenix] wont need to wet it [phoenix] woo, watch it all splurge out [phoenix] some women cant do that * phoenix pumps her cheese out [phoenix] i refuse to drink that * phoenix reconsiders, and glugs it down [phoenix] have you seen a cunt so wet? (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] have my spunk [Woodwork] chew it (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Blind IRC Date With Lex (Mr_Scod)
ON NOW: Blind IRC Sex With Lex (Mr_Scod)
ON NOW: Blind IRC Sex With Lex. ON NEXT: Mr Scods Capital Letter Emporium (^Stuii^)
[eppa] is there some cunt? [eppa] wheres Ducki when you need her? (^Stuii^)
[eppa] is there some cunt? [eppa] wheres Ducki when you need her? [^Stuii^] dead sex (James)
[eppa] is there some cunt? [eppa] wheres Ducki when you need her? (^Stuii^)
DUMPING SEASON OPEN. DUMP NOW! (^Woodsta^)
WEVE ALREADY FUCKING SEEN THE PICTURE OF THATCHER BEING HELD UP LIKE A PUPPET. FUCK OFF. (^Stuii^)
[Burt] i want a minging fat old woman with a hairy bum (Lambie)
[Surfr] so they invite him into their room and rooted him (eppa)
*** _howie_ Quit (so much blood for such a tiny hole) (^Stuii^)
[QuasiHR] james isnt that good in reality (^Stuii^)
changes topic to http://users.aber.ac.uk/plg0/images/party4.jpg #aber, 81% of our members use Sure Deodorant... (250418)
[QuasiHR] james isnt that good in reality [QuasiHR] oh my darling (James)
[kerni] anyone passing Leicester is welcome to drop in and look at my cunt (^Stuii^)
[kerni] anyone passing Leicester is welcome to drop in and look at my cunt [Lambie] THATS NO KITTEN (Mr_Scod)
[kerni] anyone passing Leicester is welcome to drop in and look at my cunt [SuperDuck] DONT MAKE ME COME (^Stuii^)
[kerni] anyone passing Leicester is welcome to drop in and look at my cunt [SuperDuck] DONT MAKE ME COME [phoenix] need to wait till i wash before i can get it off my face properly (^Stuii^)
[kerni] anyone passing Leicester is welcome to drop in and look at my cunt [SuperDuck] DONT MAKE ME COME [phoenix] need to wait till i wash before i can get it off my face properly [phoenix] used two bottles (^Stuii^)
[kerni] anyone passing Leicester is welcome to drop in and look at my cunt [SuperDuck] DONT MAKE ME COME [phoenix] need to wait till i wash before i can get it off my face properly [phoenix] used two bottles [phoenix] tongue me i wildly spurt red mayo (Lambie)
[Ducki] Ive been going regularly since the first year (^Stuii^)
[Ducki] Ive been going regularly since the first year [James] I wasnt exactly sexual aroused back then (^Stuii^)
[Ducki] Ive been going regularly since the first year [James] I wasnt exactly sexual aroused back then [Ricey] youre putting me off spod (^Stuii^)
[Ducki] Ive been going regularly since the first year [James] I wasnt exactly sexual aroused back then [Ricey] youre putting me off spod [Owf] ricey you carry on and enjoy your meat (^Stuii^)
[Ducki] Ive been going regularly since the first year [James] I wasnt exactly sexual aroused back then [Ricey] youre putting me off spod [Owf] ricey you carry on and enjoy your meat [^Woodsta^] Im going to end up fucking (^Stuii^)
[eppa] yours is tiny, Surfr (^Stuii^)
[surfr] less fisting funcan (^Woodsta^)
[Surfr] less fisting funcan (^Woodsta^)
#aber ON NOW: Woodstas Question Time (Quasimodo)
[Burt] not a bad electric cock [Burt] nothing compared to parp (gulp)
ON NOW: Fucking Grow up students. (QuasiHR)
STUDENTS: Just fuck off. (^Stuii^)
[Ferret] Quasi dump on me [QuasiHR] ferret no (fraggsta_)
BAN STUDENTS, UNIONS, FIREMEN, FISHERMEN, EUROPEANS. VOTE STUII FOR PM. (QuasiHR)
BAN STUDENTS, UNIONS, FIREMEN, FISHERMEN, EUROPEANS. VOTE STUII FOR PM.. AND DESTROY AMERICA (QuasiHR)
Burt to be kickbanned one sight 1800-0000 due to project (Burt)
Burt to be kickbanned on sight 1800-0000 due to project (Burt)
The previous topic is to be ignored (QuasiHR)
Yob tvoiu mat! (Mr_Scod)
[James] OK, my boyfriends over there (Lambie)
[James] OK, my boyfriends over there [^Woodsta^] the secret is, not to prick them (Mr_Scod)
[James] OK, my boyfriends over there [^Woodsta^] the secret is, not to prick them * QuasiHR waves his train tickets to see his man (James)
[James] OK, my boyfriends over there [^Woodsta^] the secret is, not to prick them * QuasiHR waves his train tickets to see his man [shin0r] this is going to be hard [shin0r] but i need it (^Stuii^)
* _howie_ has a 5 twat (Ricey)
* _howie_ has a 5 twat [eppa] I withdrew (^Stuii^)
* _howie_ has a 5 twat [eppa] I withdrew from it (eppa)
* _howie_ has a 5 twat * ^Stuii^ whacks his out [eppa] I withdrew from it (SuperDuck)
ON NOW: Eppa Irrational Argument #34267234 ON NEXT: YOURE TALKING BOLLOCKS (rpt) (Asan)
[Burt] its 147.8 inches long (^Stuii^)
[Burt] its only .8 inches long (eppa)
[Burt] its only 4.1 inches long (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I just consumed cack (^Stuii^)
[eppa] fuck my lips * ^Stuii^ has Come [eppa] tastes different cos its made from different yeast (Asan)
[eppa] fuck my lips * ^Stuii^ has Come [eppa] tastes different cos its made from different yeast * QuasiWAR bones a lloigor (LambieWAR)
In 2003 there was WAR (JamieWAR)
Im alright jack, pull up the ladder. (Ricey)
* Lambie braces for fraggsta [Lambie] he says bring it on big boy [Lambie] yes, were obviously banging (James)
[James] ducki demands fraggsta and Lambie give it to her (StuiiWAR)
[James] ducki demands fraggsta and Lambie give it to her [kerni] youll have to take her ^Woodsta^ (StuiiWAR)
[James] ducki demands fraggsta and Lambie give it to her [kerni] youll have to take her ^Woodsta^ [Blu] its not big and its not clever (Mr_Scod)
[peanut] what do group tasks involve? (StuiiSCRATCH)
#aber �On Now:� Old Timers Return �On Next:� Its Not Like The Old Days (Lambie)
#aber �On Now:� Old Timers Return �On Next:� Its Not Like The Old Days �ON AFTER� KILL DESTROY WAR! (Mr_Scod)
* feek offers burt curry covered boy (Burt)
Welcome to #aber NetSex hour with Gremmie and Lambie (ohm and a bit of Eppa) (eppa)
ohm (^Woodsta^)
* Burt admires his little sack (StuiiSCRATCH)
* Burt admires his little sack [Ducki] disgusting burt [Ducki] it bled loads when I first did it [Ducki] practically gushed (StuiiSCRATCH)
What the hell am I doing awake at 06:16 (Burt)
Its not 06:16 (^Stuii^)
Fuck! Friday the 13th (Mr_Scod)
[DuckiArbeit] defile me (shiny)
The Previous Topic Was Not NLA (Mr_Scod)
[DuckArbeit] *rip shirt open* [Burt] well ive stopped shivering (QuasiHR)
[DuckArbeit] *rip shirt open* [Burt] well ive stopped shivering [^Woodsta^] Im a ho banger (Mr_Scod)
Syndrome, Mistaken Nationality: http://dictionary.aber.org.uk/?eid=518 (James)
Syndrome, Mistaken Nationality: http://dictionary.aber.org.uk/?eid=518 [James] so Im coming out (Lambie)
[Lambie] stop that leering at children [Lambie] thats my job (Asan_)
[kerni] created a very strange bulge :) [Burt|cuntmawr] *blow* [Burt|cuntmawr] i *think* that is pubic hair (Lambie)
[^Woodsta^] I LOVE TO SEE GUYS [^Woodsta^] PLAY WITH THEIR COCK! (James)
[^Woodsta^] I LOVE TO SEE GUYS [^Woodsta^] PLAY WITH THEIR COCK! [James] Not neccesarily a boyfriend, I dont have the patience or the energy for that (^Stuii^)
[shin0r] Im getting married in two days time to my soul mate, Ade, and am currently living in a fantastic house with him and my step-son, Jamie, whos nearly 12. (Quasimodo)
[^Stuii^] unzip me first ([Deev])
[^Stuii^] unzip me first [^Woodsta^] Ive got to get in the shower and play with it ([Deev])
The previous topic was in breach of protocol (^Woodsta^)
[James] kerni: I tried a hardish one and it was crap (Lambie)
[James] kerni: I tried a hardish one and it was crap [kerni] Its come up so huge I cant really see it properly (Photon)
[James] kerni: I tried a hardish one and it was crap [kerni] Its come up so huge I cant really see it properly * Burt rubs himself all over with creamy white stuff (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] however I do really want to bang Ducki (James)
[^Stuii^] however I do really want to bang Ducki * James retracts from Stuii (eppa)
* Ducki is addicted to bust (^Stuii^)
* Ducki is addicted to bust [James] ah, decent lumps of meat (Lambie)
Yes it b0rked. No, we dont care, move along. (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] mines 1/4in long again and purple (Burt)
Previous topic was a failure (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] mines 1/4in long and in purple [^Woodsta^] perhaps 1/3 (Burt)
Previous topic breached protocol (James)
[Ducki] go get laid [eppa] I never intend to do it again (fraggsta)
[Ducki] go get laid [James] poke her up the arse (gulp)
[Ducki] go get laid [James] poke her up the arse [James] Ill take it [Ducki] Im tempted (^Stuii^)
[Ducki] go get laid [James] poke her up the arse [James] Ill take it [Ducki] Im tempted [eppa] arse me now then (gulp)
* kerni lies on the floor, kicks feet and howls (^Stuii^)
* kerni lies on the floor, kicks feet and howls [shiny] nothing wrong with a clit (^Stuii^)
* kerni lies on the floor, kicks feet and howls [shiny] nothing wrong with a clit [Finn] stuii, do mine for me (James)
[James] I have small balls and a dinky bum (parpicus)
[shiny] ive only slept with 1 girl (^Stuii^)
[shiny] ive only slept with 1 girl [shiny] i came in 5 minutes, crying. she blanked me (Quasimodo)
[shiny] ive only slept with 1 girl [shiny] i came in 5 minutes, crying. she blanked me [parpicus] She did that for a bet (^Stuii^)
[shiny] ive only slept with 1 girl [shiny] i came in 5 minutes, crying. she blanked me [James] let me suck you now [shiny] james i have to say that i would be tempted (Asan)
DUCKI ON IRC HOLIDAY. SYNCHRONISE WATCHES. (^Woodsta^)
* James wants men in kilts (^Stuii^)
[Blu] but dont tell sp0d (Burt)
#aber: Supplying Bitterness 24 Hours a day (burt)
[kerni] i was having a great time, then the gas man came and spoilt it (QuasiHR)
[kerni] i was having a great time, then the gas man spilt come (shiny)
INITIATE EMERGENCY #ABER (James)
ALL SENIOR CREW MEMBERS REPORT TO THE #ABER BATTLE BRIDGE (Asan)
ALL SEASONED CHANNEL MEMBERS REPORT TO THE #ABER BATTLE BRIDGE (Asan)
[Woodwork] Im sucking loads as its bound to be banned shortly (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] Im sucking loads as its bound to be banned shortly [Woodwork] I can wave my cock around (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] Im sucking loads as its bound to be banned shortly [Woodwork] I can wave my cock around [kerni] planting your seed all over the place (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] Im sucking loads as its bound to be banned shortly [Woodwork] I can wave my cock around [kerni] planting your seed all over the place [eppa] didnt think it was that big (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] Im sucking loads as its bound to be banned shortly [Woodwork] I can wave my cock around [kerni] planting your seed all over the place [eppa] didnt think it was that big [eppa] Im not going to get it (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] Im sucking loads as its bound to be banned shortly [Woodwork] I can wave my cock around [kerni] planting your seed all over the place [eppa] didnt think it was that big [eppa] Im not going to get it * howie enjoys the satisfaction (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] Im sucking loads as its bound to be banned shortly [Woodwork] I can wave my cock around [kerni] planting your seed all over the place [eppa] didnt think it was that big [eppa] Im not going to get it * howie enjoys the satisfaction [howie] it just gets longer and longer (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] Im sucking loads as its bound to be banned shortly [Woodwork] I can wave my cock around [kerni] planting your seed all over the place [eppa] didnt think it was that big [eppa] Im not going to get it * howie enjoys the satisfaction [howie] it just gets longer and longer [Surfr] you need to r (^Stuii^)
*BUCKAROO* (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] POO ON LEE (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] POO ON LEE [Owf] i have vast amounts of sperm (shiny)
* howie did it once a few years ago, and hasnt bothered since (^Stuii^)
* howie did it once a few years ago, and hasnt bothered since [James] odds that its something wrong at my end? (^Stuii^)
[DuckArbeit] note my quim thrush (parpicus)
ON NOW: Regional Northern Comparisons. ON NEXT: Southern Scoffing (^Stuii^)
* Mr_Scod camps it up ([Deev])
* Mr_Scod camps it up [Woodwork] you disgusting hommer (^Stuii^)
* Mr_Scod camps it up [Woodwork] you disgusting hommer [Woodwork] i am so boned (^Stuii^)
* Mr_Scod camps it up [Woodwork] you disgusting hommer [Woodwork] i am so boned [aber-3e1a] poof (^Stuii^)
WE ARE THE B0RK (aber-88ff)
elcome, ou ay ow ommence ibbering. (aber-d00d)
Normality returns (Shrink)
ON TONIGHT: Fat Cunt Christmas Special. ON TOMMOROW: Puking and Zit Bursting Festival (^Stuii^)
[James] cor I touched Stuii (^Stuii^)
[James] cor I touched Stuii [Blu] i merely rubbed it, causing some rubber to go (Lambie)
[James] cor I touched Stuii [Blu] i merely rubbed it, causing some rubber to go [James] 6 of rubber and no damage (Lambie)
[^Stuii^] wils quite cute actually [referring to wesley] (Burt)
The previous topic was an NLA failure (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] wils quite cute actually [Lambie] stuii you want wesley (QuasiHR)
[^Stuii^] wils quite cute actually [Lambie] stuii you want wesley �12[�15Lambie��12] �15james come and get it (shin0r)
Horrible, horrible failure (James)
on now: Thats your girlfriend, that is. with James and Quasimodo (parpicus)
WOMEN: NO. (StuiiBond)
QUASI 4 PHOENIX TRU LUV 4 EVER IDST (James)
QUASI 4 PHOENIX TRU LUV 4 EVER IDST * James snaps her bra straps (QuasiHR)
Shut up wesleys (StuiiBond)
* kerni puts nivea up her arse (StuiiBond)
* kerni puts nivea up her arse [Owf] I use crisco on mine (parpicus)
* kerni puts nivea up her arse [Owf] I use crisco on mine [Owf] less mess, more friction (parpicus)
* kerni puts nivea up her arse [Owf] I use crisco on mine [Owf] less mess, more friction [James] I stopped buying Crisco when I discovered saliva [James] advice from my sister (parpicus)
* kerni puts nivea up her arse [Owf] I use crisco on mine [Owf] less mess, more friction [James] I stopped buying Crisco when I discovered saliva [James] advice from my sister [James] she was barebacking Fran (parpicus)
hur (StuiiBond)
* kerni puts nivea up her arse [Owf] I use crisco on mine [Owf] less mess, more friction [James] I stopped buying Crisco when I discovered saliva [James] advice from my sister [James] she was barebacking Fran (StuiiBond)
[parpicus] this means major browns for nephews (^Stuii^)
BEG FOR FORGIVENESS BEFORE THE EYES OF THE LAAAAWWD (James)
#aber kills God. Sort of. If youre not too fussy about theology. ish. (parpicus)
* Owf declares harry potter to be excellent and most acceptable (James)
[shiny] i like mutant teenagers (Lambie)
[shiny] i like mutant teenagers [Woodwork] I fucked a traffic warden just now (eppa)
[shiny] i like mutant teenagers [Woodwork] I fucked a traffic warden just now * Woodwork grips dick (^Stuii^)
[shiny] i like mutant teenagers [Woodwork] I fucked a traffic warden just now * Woodwork grips dick [Woodwork] I believe parps due to (^Stuii^)
[shiny] i like mutant teenagers [Woodwork] I fucked a traffic warden just now * Woodwork grips dick [eppa] its probably 1 1/2 or 2 loads (^Stuii^)
[shiny] i like mutant teenagers [Woodwork] I fucked a traffic warden just now * Woodwork grips dick [eppa] its probably 1 1/2 or 2 loads [Surfr] START FUCKING MEN! (^Stuii^)
[shiny] i like mutant teenagers [Woodwork] I fucked a traffic warden just now * Woodwork grips dick [eppa] its probably 1 1/2 or 2 loads [Surfr] START FUCKING MEN! [eppa] can anyone penetrate me? (Lambie)
[shiny] i like mutant teenagers [Woodwork] I fucked a traffic warden just now * Woodwork grips dick [eppa] its probably 1 1/2 or 2 loads [Surfr] START FUCKING MEN! [eppa] can anyone penetrate me? [James] its difficult to insert (Lambie)
[shiny] i like mutant teenagers [Woodwork] I fucked a traffic warden just now * Woodwork grips dick [eppa] its probably 1 1/2 or 2 loads [Surfr] START FUCKING MEN! [eppa] can anyone penetrate me? [James] its difficult to insert [eppa] I like a good nut stuffing (Lambie)
[shiny] i like mutant teenagers [Woodwork] I fucked a traffic warden just now * Woodwork grips dick [eppa] its probably 1 1/2 or 2 loads [Surfr] START FUCKING MEN! [eppa] can anyone penetrate me? [James] its difficult to insert [eppa] I like a good nut stuffing [eppa] I can keep it up all day (Lambie)
[Shrink] peanut you disgust me [kerni] thats who usually fucks me (SgtBo)
WOODWORK, YOU HAVE ENTERED THE CHANNEL (Asan)
* howie tries to make a Pantie Goo (Asan)
* howie tries to make a Pantie Goo [James] Ive been getting off (^Stuii^)
* howie tries to make a Pantie Goo [James] Ive been getting off [Lambie] im all damp (Mr_Scod)
The previous topic was removed due to blatant NLA failure (Asan)
[James] I had Frank Bott on my visit (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] parp get your finger out (James)
[^Stuii^] parp get your finger out [Lambie] i have a piece of medical paper that proves my homoness (James)
[^Stuii^] parp get your finger out [Lambie] i have a piece of medical paper that proves my homoness (James)
http://www.azcentral.com/news/reuters/stories/NET-ODD-GERMANY-CANNIBAL-DC.shtml (Mr_Scod)
The previous topic contained an overly-long url. (^Woodsta^)
ITS WAR (StuiiWAR)
JAMIE MITCHELL DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (SgtStuii)
EVERYONE DEAD (SgtStuii)
[Sarlaax] log_current 12346: [15:45] [ferret] I love Brum/Brumingham/Brumingnoga/whatever. I rarely admit it, but I feel like I truly belong here. Its just so great. (Mr_Scod)
The previous log search result was faked (SgtJames)
[ferret] 2 weeks in aber, and I am up a big wesley (Photon)
[ferret] Fuck me.. its up! (Lambie)
[ferret] 2 weeks in aber, and I am up a big wesley [ferret] Fuck me.. its up! (James)
[ferret] oooh parpicus [ferret] oooh parpicus (parpicus)
[ferret] oooh parpicus [ferret] oooh parpicus [James] ooh parpicus (parpicus)
[ferret] oooh parpicus [ferret] oooh parpicus [James] ooh parpicus [^Stuii^] oooh parpicus [Shrink] ooh parpicus (parpicus)
[ferret] oooh parpicus [ferret] oooh parpicus [James] ooh parpicus [^Stuii^] oooh parpicus [Shrink] ooh parpicus [parpicus] ooh shrink (Shrink)
[Woodwork] I fancy men (VirtualStuii)
[Woodwork] I fancy men [Woodwork] I LOVE MEN (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] I fancy men [Woodwork] fit blokes with rugged chins (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] I fancy men [Woodwork] fit blokes with rugged chins [James] I want, I want (^Stuii^)
[Woodwork] I fancy men [Woodwork] fit blokes with rugged chins [James] I want, I want * eppa deep throats (Lambie)
[James] parpicus, smear vaseline on my butt and split me in two (parpicus)
[James] parpicus, smear vaseline on my butt and split me in two [James] masturbate and cum in my ear bitch (Burt)
[James] parpicus, smear vaseline on my butt and split me in two [James] masturbate and cum in my ear bitch * ^peanut^ spreads her cunt (parpicus)
[James] parpicus, smear vaseline on my butt and split me in two [James] masturbate and cum in my ear bitch * ^peanut^ spreads her cunt [^Woodsta^] I can just about handle it (^Stuii^)
[Asan] Im moving in with this bloke I met on the internet (James)
[^Woodsta^] I will be out by the end of jan (Asan)
[^Woodsta^] I will be out by the end of jan [James] I havent taken a lass since I was probably 10 (Asan)
[^Woodsta^] i plan to bum an effeminate man (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] i plan to bum an effeminate man [Shrink] Woodsta take me (James)
STUIIS CREDIT CARD NICKED BY INTERNET HACKER. INTERNET UNSAFE, BAN THE INTERNET (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] arrange a father-arse-entering incident (^Woodsta^)
[^Woodsta^] I suck Dogs ([Deev])
[^Woodsta^] I suck Dogs [eppa] just over an inch across [eppa] and about 4mm thick (Lambie)
[^Woodsta^] I suck Dogs [eppa] just over an inch across [eppa] and about 4mm thick [Lambie] it can grow (eppa)
[^Woodsta^] I suck Dogs [eppa] just over an inch across [eppa] and about 4mm thick [Lambie] it can grow * eppa crams his load into the ho (Lambie)
[Ducki] Ill come with you [Surfr] Ill only be like 20 secs (Asan)
[^Woodsta^] I do like that bloke (James)
[^Woodsta^] I do like that bloke [^Woodsta^] I feel chris pain (James)
SHOT IN THE BACK. BY BEUFORT TANNEN. OVER A MATTER OF EIGHTY DOLLARS. (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: The nipples or pads debate ON LATER: confusion, with eppa, ducki and shrink (burt_)
On Now - DIY with Fermit and Surfr (^peanut^)
[eppa] mines huge, angular and shiny (Lambie)
[eppa] mines huge, angular and shiny [^peanut^] make it so hard (Lambie)
[eppa] mines huge, angular and shiny [^peanut^] make it so hard [^peanut^] hyooje (Lambie)
WARNING! You Have Joined An Irc Channel! Download An Internet Alert Now! [ OK ] (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] newkie brown girl saddled me up once (parpicus)
[eppa] Im exploiting men to get off (^Stuii^)
[eppa] Im exploiting men to get off [eppa] get me a Japanese Schoolboy (parpicus)
[eppa] Im exploiting men to get off [eppa] get me a Japanese Schoolboy [Burt] i used to go and ride some man friends (James)
[eppa] Im exploiting men to get off [eppa] get me a Japanese Schoolboy [Burt] i used to ride friends when i was 11 (shiny)
[eppa] Im exploiting men to get off [eppa] get me a Japanese Schoolboy [Burt] i used to ride friends when i was 11 [James] oral ejaculation (Burt)
[eppa] Im exploiting men to get off [eppa] get me a Japanese Schoolboy [Burt] i used to ride friends when i was 11 [Burt] decently sized packages (^Stuii^)
[James] rim me [James] just pop it in (^Stuii^)
[James] rim me [James] just pop it in [James] it disgustS me (^Stuii^)
Previous topic violated protocols (James)
ALERT! Your Computer Is Broadcasting An Irc Nickname! With This People Might Be Able To Chat To You! [ �Y�es ] (^Stuii^)
ALERT! Your Computer Is Broadcasting An Irc Nickname! With This People Might Be Able To Chat To You! [ �Y�es ] [X] (^Stuii^)
JOE STRUMMER DEAD (^Stuii^)
* kerni shakes her knob at ^Woodsta^ (Asan)
* kerni shakes her knob at ^Woodsta^ * ^Woodsta^ tongues his aunt (parpicus)
* kerni shakes her knob at ^Woodsta^ * ^Woodsta^ tongues his aunt [burt] i pick up grandmothers (^Stuii^)
ALERT! Your Computer Is Broadcasting An Irc Nickname! With This People Might Be Able To Chat To You! [ �Y�es ] [X] (^Stuii^)
[shiny] the masturbation begins (James)
CHRISTMAS DEAD (^Stuii^)
CHRISTMAS BANNED (^Stuii^)
HAPPY HIJACKED PAGAN WINTER SOLSTICE FESTIVAL (^Stuii^)
[TheStuii] I never inspect anyones cunt with my flange (parpicus)
The previous topic was not NLA compliant (TheStuii)
ALEXEI SAYLES A FAT BASTARD (TheStuii)
HAPPY CHRISTMAS. OHOHOHOHO. THAT IS ALL. (WoodWINCE)
NO CHRISTMAS HYAAH. (VirtualStuii)
OH Fucking OH (Mr_Scod)
Ho Fucking Ho.The Fat Man Has Delivered The Presents And Has Made His Way Back To El Woodstas (Mr_Scod)
Ho Fucking Ho.The Fat Man Has Delivered The Presents And Has Made His Way Back To El Woodstas (Mr_Scod)
Thank Fucking God! Jamie Dead At Last! (Mr_Scod)
Jaymee still aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyvvve (parpSLATER)
stop crying Sonia (parpSLATER)
* Mr_Scod lets perverts remove his trousers (parpicus)
[^Woodsta^] you fancy Homey [^Stuii^] bring him hither [^Stuii^] for great dampening (^Woodsta^)
Christmas Is Over! Fuck Off Goodwill To All Men (Mr_Scod)
The Previous Topic Was Set By Mr Scod! (^Stuii^)
The NYE non-meet begins... (Ducki)
[Ducki] i want it so badly (^Stuii^)
[James] my second time was just to let it fully sink in (^Stuii^)
[James] my second time was just to let it fully sink in [James] Im looking forward to the extended one (^Stuii^)
[James] my second time was just to let it fully sink in [James] Im looking forward to the extended one [Ducki] must suck the flatmates (StuiiSQUIRM)
right (^Stuii^)
[James] my second time was just to let it fully sink in [James] Im looking forward to the extended one [Ducki] must suck the flatmates (^Stuii^)
[James] my second time was just to let it fully sink in [James] Im looking forward to the extended one [James] it becomes a one in, one out affair (StuiiWAR)
IN A.D. 2003 WAR WAS BEGINNING (StuiiWAR)
[DuckiWAR] I can keep it open [DuckiWAR] but it still hurts a bit (StuiiWAR)
[DuckiWAR] I can keep it open [DuckiWAR] but it still hurts a bit [Surfr_] ahhh that was tasty (^Stuii^)
[DuckiWAR] I can keep it open [DuckiWAR] but it still hurts a bit [Surfr_] ahhh that was tasty [ferret] I like to watch (^Stuii^)
DuckBot brought screaming into the world at 2.48am. (DuckBot)
[Ducki] yeah I defintely want it again soon (^Stuii^)
IN 2003, WAR WAS LOOMING. LOOMING WAR. (^Woodsta^)
[Fermit] i drink everyones piss and get hard [Fermit] duckis is tasty [Fermit] Asans is pretty [Fermit] but parps is best (parp1987)
[Fermit] i drink everyones piss and get hard [Fermit] duckis is tasty [Fermit] Asans is pretty [Fermit] but parps is best [James] I have zero chance of a knocking (Shrink)
The last topic was set by shrink and was all lies (Fermit)
[Ducki] its more technique [^Woodsta^] got to hit the right spot [Ducki] aye and apply just the right amount of pressure [^Woodsta^] need a smooth action too [^Woodsta^] a good rhythm (StuiiWAR)

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