Topics from 2004

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These are all the channel topics from 2004, from start to finish.

* Dyn sticks his fingers up scod (Blu)
* Dyn sticks his fingers up scod [eppa] scod GET OFF! (Mr_Scod)
the horror: http://users.aber.ac.uk/jor7/nye2004/ (James)
The previous topic referred to an event that doesnt take place for another 364 days (^Stuii^)
News just in: Shiny confirmed to be a pixie (sp0d)
On Now: HEY HEY ITS THE OLD DAYS (Lambie)
On Now: Mass Fucking (Mr_Scod)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. 52 minutes remaining. (Lambie)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. 48 minutes remaining. (Lambie)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. 43 minutes remaining. (Lambie)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. 40 minutes remaining. (pending international observer verification) (Lambie)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. 35 minutes remaining. (pending international observer verification) (sp0d_)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. 63 minutes remaining. (pending international observer verification) (Lambie)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. Currently at 30 minutes duration. (sp0d_)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. Currently at 40 minutes duration. (sp0d_)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. Currently at 40 minutes duration. Early signs of fucking apathy detected. ([Deev])
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. Currently at 45 minutes duration. Early signs of fucking apathy detected. (sp0d_)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. Currently at 50 minutes duration. Early signs of fucking apathy detected. Oh, fuck it 95mins is too long to beat... (sp0d_)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. Currently at 55 minutes duration. Early signs of fucking apathy detected. Oh, fuck it 95mins is too long to beat... (sp0d_)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. Currently at 60 minutes duration. Early signs of fucking apathy detected. Oh, fuck it 95mins is too long to beat... (sp0d_)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. Currently at 60 minutes duration. Early signs of fucking apathy detected. Few stragglers remain. Odds lengthening by the minute... ([Deev])
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. Currently at 65 minutes duration. Early signs of fucking apathy detected. Few stragglers remain. Odds lengthening by the minute... (sp0d_)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. Currently at 70 minutes duration. Early signs of fucking apathy detected. Few stragglers remain. Odds lengthening by the minute... (sp0d_)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. Currently at 75 minutes duration. Early signs of fucking apathy detected. Few stragglers remain. Odds lengthening by the minute... (sp0d_)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. Currently at 75 minutes duration. Sudden resurgence detected, odds on for a recordbreaker. (Shrink)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. Currently at 75 minutes duration. Sudden resurgence detected, odds on for a recordbreaker. A fucking great way to start a new fucking year. (sp0d_)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. Currently at 75 minutes duration. Sudden resurgence detected, odds on for a recordbreaker. TARGET: 100 minutes (^Stuii^)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. Currently at 80 minutes duration. Sudden resurgence detected, odds on for a recordbreaker. TARGET: 100 minutes (sp0d_)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. Currently at 80 minutes duration. Sudden resurgence detected, odds on for a recordbreaker. TARGET: 100 minutes, �at 01.35 (^Stuii^)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. Currently at 85 minutes duration. Sudden resurgence detected, odds on for a recordbreaker. TARGET: 100 minutes, at 01.35 (sp0d_)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. Currently at 90 minutes duration. Sudden resurgence detected, odds on for a recordbreaker. TARGET: 100 minutes, at 01.35 (sp0d_)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. Currently at 95 minutes duration. Sudden resurgence detected, odds on for a recordbreaker. TARGET: 110 minutes, at 01.45 to ensure a hard to beat record. (sp0d_)
2004 Wilderbeast Record Attempt - fucking. Currently at 100 minutes duration. TARGET: 110 minutes, at 01.45 to ensure a hard to beat record. (sp0d_)
WILDEBEAST RECORD SMASHED WITH 100 MINUTE fucking WILDEBEAST - TARGET NOW OPEN ENDED (^Stuii^)
WILDEBEAST RECORD SMASHED WITH 105 MINUTE fucking WILDEBEAST - TARGET NOW OPEN ENDED (^Stuii^)
WILDEBEAST RECORD SMASHED WITH �110� MINUTE fucking WILDEBEAST - TARGET NOW OPEN ENDED (^Stuii^)
WILDEBEAST RECORD SMASHED WITH �115� MINUTE fucking WILDEBEAST - TARGET NOW OPEN ENDED (^Stuii^)
WILDEBEAST RECORD SMASHED WITH �120� MINUTE fucking WILDEBEAST - TARGET NOW OPEN ENDED (^Stuii^)
WILDEBEAST RECORD SMASHED WITH �120+� MINUTE fucking WILDEBEAST - 13000+ Lines (Burt)
[James] I love my genitalia [Blu] put ice down your pants [James] point-flash-point-flash [Blu] it was a brief encounter [James] I hate that (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] stuii, will you suffocate me with your behind? (Burt_)
ON NOW: Update your operating system (Burt_)
[Burt] I really cant fault the NHS [Burt] I was dead within a week (Blu)
[Burt] I really cant fault the NHS [Burt] I was dead within a week [Burt] problem? (sp0d)
The previous topic was very poor and unamusing, and was set by sp0d (Lambie)
IRC3 LIVES (Shrink)
TCL very DOOMED, on a lighter note IRC3 LIVES (sp0d)
SARS BACK! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3368003.stm (^Stuii^)
WOODSTA DEAD, for all we know (^Stuii^)
Quasi - Welcome Home (Shrink)
QUASI DEAD, for all we know (^Stuii^)
o_/ -] Woman presenting herself or not .com (sp0d)
ON NOW: We karnt spel with brut and spd (sp0d)
Welcome home Quasi, nice to see youre not dead (Burt)
QUASI STILL DEAD, for all we know (^Stuii^)
QUASI MISSING, PRESUMED DEAD (Shrink)
QUASI STILL DEAD, for all we know (^Stuii^)
if (!$job && !$job_opportunities_in_local_area) { MoveTo(anywhere with better opportunities); } (^Stuii^)
[eppa] NO SEX EVER * eppa hangs head in SHAME (Blu)
The last topic upshet eppa because it implied he is a virgin. (Blu)
The last topic upshet eppa because it reveals he is a virgin. (Blu)
The previous topic did not meet previous topic syntax guidelines (^Stuii^)
QUASI REALLY DEAD (^Quasi^)
QUASI REALLY DEAD, GULP MIA (Burt_)
Shrink in failing to put it in the hole correctly *unshocker* (sp0d)
[eppa] Id do penis (^Quasi^)
[eppa] Id do penis NLA/NLR (Burt_)
[eppa] Id do penis NLA/NLR * Shrink dives into bed * Burt_ puts the accident porn on (Blu)
[eppa] Id do penis NLA/NLR * Shrink dives into bed * Burt_ puts the accident porn on [Burt_] PUNCTURE MY WOUND (Blu)
[eppa] Id do penis * Shrink dives into bed * Burt_ puts the accident porn on [Burt_] PUNCTURE MY WOUND (Blu)
ON NOW : Hommer Hour Night Talk With Deev And Gaz (Mr_Scod)
ON NOW : Hommer Hour Night Talk With Deev And Gaz. Featuring Mr_Scod. (DeevILL)
[Burt] i smell, ive got an old teacher (sp0d)
The previous topic was shit, frankly. (^Stuii^)
*BRACE* (sp0d)
[Burt] my mum used to do it in the lounge [NLA/NR] (sp0d)
[Burt] Its too big [Burt] I cant fit it in my mouth (^Stuii^)
RUSEDSKI IN DRUGS SHAME (^Stuii^)
RUSEDSKI IN DRUGS SHAME *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
RUSEDSKI IN DRUGS SHAME *TRUESHOCKER* http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/3381111.stm (sp0d)
[James] take me up the arse [lowey] Im going to (^Gulp^)
[James] take me up the arse [lowey] Im going to [lowey] its exciting watching blokes (jimbob)
JANET DEAD. RHYDIO.NET NOT DEAD. BUY NOW. (^Stuii^)
YES. JANET HAS SOME PROBLEMS AT THE MOMENT. COMPLAIN AND/OR PASTE ANYTHING RELATED AND FACE DESTRUCTION. (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] IM GAY YOU SEE (^Stuii^)
KILROY DEAD (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] fuck my arse harder (shiny)
Viva indifference! (^Woodsta^)
Viva indifference! ~ http://www.bash.org/?79131 (Gaz)
[^Woodsta^] I banged jimbob and spod together earlier you know (Asan)
[^Woodsta^] I banged jimbob and spod together you know (Asan)
Deev Oh you twat (Gaz)
The previous topic was set by Gaz (^Quasi^)
ON NOW: How Not To Spell google, with sp0d (^Quasi^)
[Nermal] Im going to shove 3 warm saugages up my bum (^Quasi^)
[Nermal] Im going to shove 3 warm saugages up my bum [Lex] Im using dildos instead [sp0d] mines mains powered (^Quasi^)
[Nermal] Im going to shove 3 warm saugages up my bum [Lex] Im using dildos instead [sp0d] mines mains powered * Nermal turns a sausage and sighs (^Quasi^)
The previous topic was not NLA compliant (James)
The Penultimate topic did not meet Jimbobs demanding standards of perfection (^Quasi^)
[James_] a failure is still a failure [^Quasi^] thats ironic coming for you, james, I thought it was a deferal? (sp0d)
[James_] a failure is still a failure [^Quasi^] thats ironic for you, james, I thought it was a deferal? (sp0d)
[Lambie] im actually getting quite excited at the prospect of shoving a large stake in my new foreman grill (sp0d)
[Lambie] im actually getting quite excited at the prospect of shoving a large stake in my new foreman (sp0d)
The Previous string of topics were weak, and shall be stricken from the record (^Quasi^)
The Previous string of topics were weak, and shall be stricken from the recorda who? (sp0d)
The Previous string of topics were weak, and shall be stricken from the record? (sp0d)
The Previous string of topics were weak, and shall be stricken from the record (sp0d)
The Previous string of topics were weak, and shall be stricken from the record (^Quasi^)
ON NOW: The Dictionary of James -vs- The World (sp0d)
The Penultimate topic was perfectly acceptable, unless you Jimbob, in which case you should be doing something constructive anyway. (^Quasi^)
The Penultimate topic was perfectly acceptable, unless youre Jimbob, in which case you should be doing something constructive anyway. (^Quasi^)
On Now: Petulent Immaturity and Backbiting On Later: Post-Coital Smirking (Lambie)
DEPUTY DAWG DEAD (^Stuii^)
LEEDS DEAD (^Quasi^)
[Shrink] Ill start caring about how much I weight when my stomach means I can no longer see my feed (^Quasi^)
[Shrink] Ill start caring about how much I weight when my stomach means I can no longer see my feed [(sic)] (^Quasi^)
[Shrink] Ill start caring about how much I weigh when my stomach means I can no longer see my feet ([Deev])
the previous topic died a painful, agonised death (^Quasi^)
[Ricey] i was shaking the cum off my nob and it broke and fell in the bin (^Quasi^)
* Jimbob (~jor7@client-712-p-1-lns.glfd.dial.virgin.net) has joined #queer ([Deev])
IM THE ONLY GAY ON THE INTERNET (Ricey)
5 year old to mother mommy mommy, is madonna a robot ? - No son, why? - cos daddy said hed like to screw the arse off her (Gaz)
The previous topic was no up to normal #aber quality standards (^Stuii^)
Neither was that one (^Stuii^)
[lowey] I want to stick a big nob in me [lowey] NOTHING can distract my attention from the pain [^Quasi^] lowey, it really doesnt hurt (^Stuii^)
[lowey] I want to stick a big nob in me [lowey] NOTHING can distract my attention from the pain [^Quasi^] lowey, it really doesnt hurt [James] it doesnt hurt but you will feel it [James] in a painful way (^Stuii^)
[lowey] I want to stick a big nob in me [lowey] NOTHING can distract my attention from the pain [^Quasi^] lowey, it really doesnt hurt [James] it doesnt hurt but you will feel it [James] in a painful way [Nermal] fuck yourself in the ass with a lubed up carrot (^Stuii^)
[lowey] I want to stick a big nob in me [lowey] NOTHING can distract my attention from the pain [^Quasi^] lowey, it really doesnt hurt [James] it doesnt hurt but you will feel it [James] in a painful way [Nermal] fuck yourself in the ass with a lubed up carrot [lowey] I meant to get my mum to do me [lowe (^Stuii^)
The previous topic exploded (^Stuii^)
[lowey] I claim not to be a wesley (sp0d)
[James] I am so camp in summer [James] Id kill for sweet manarse (pp. Shrink) (Burt)
[James] I am so camp in summer [James] Id kill for sweet manarse (^Shrink^)
[James] I am so camp in summer [James] Id kill for sweet manarse [James] Quasis is fine believe it or not (^Shrink^)
[James] I am so camp in summer [James] Id kill for sweet manarse [James] Quasis is fine believe it or not [Quasimodo] poo on my tits and cum on my ass [eppa] take mine, its only 1 inch at best (Burt)
[James] I am so camp in summer [James] Id kill for sweet manarse [James] Quasis is fine believe it or not [Quasimodo] poo on my tits and cum on my ass [eppa] take mine, its only 1 inch (Burt)
WIBREN FANCIES JAMES (Mr_Scod)
WIBREN FANCIES JAMES (May or may not be true) (Mr_Scod)
WIBREN WOULD NEVER FANCY JAMES (Mr_Scod)
LAMBIE, STUIIS SUPPLIERS CLAIM YOUR DSL WILL BE ACTIVE ON WEDNESDAY (Burt)
The previous topic was a breach of the 2004 emergency extensions to the POBICA (Burt)
The previous topic was in breach of the 2004 emergency extensions to the POBICA (Burt)
ON NOW: The End Is Nigh, with various channel members in poor accommodation (^Quasi^)
ON NOW: Best of bash.org ON NEXT: * [Deev] was kicked by $SCM ([Deev])
HAROLD SHIPMAN DEAD IN CELL *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Burt] I am a homosexual in bed, i love men (^Stuii^)
[Owf] I am a paedophile and must be arrested (sp0d)
ON NOW: Eppa reveals the pet name for his penis is pin, you only feel a little prick (sp0d)
ON NOW: Eppa reveals the pet name for his penis is pin, you only feel a little prick ON NEXT: James fails to surprise anyone as his hommer music collection is revealed further (Shrink)
MAKE LAMBIES X-CHAT CRASH! Simply DCC any fle to him, for great laughs. (^Stuii^)
MAKE LAMBIES X-CHAT CRASH! Simply DCC any file to him, for great laughs. (^Stuii^)
MAKE LAMBIES X-CHAT CRASH! Simply DCC any file to him, for great laughs. http://www.simongrowcott.com/images/me/France90/me_log.jpg (Mr_Scod)
POBAICA AND EMERGENCY EXTENSIONS REPEALED, WORLD SHOCKED (Burt)
ALARM [^Lambie^] o_|/ POBICAPOBAICA AND EMERGENCY EXTENSIONS REPEALED, WORLD SHOCKED (sp0d)
POBAICA AND EMERGENCY EXTENSIONS REPEALED, WORLD SHOCKED (sp0d)
POBAICA AND EMERGENCY EXTENSIONS REPEALED, WORLD SHOCKED [^Lambie^] o_|/ POBICA (sp0d)
POBICA AND EMERGENCY EXTENSIONS REPEALED, WORLD SHOCKED [^Lambie^] o_|/ POBICA (sp0d)
[Burt] my mum is a pro lapdancer (Shrink)
[^James^] its my destiny to be with a glamour model [NLANLR] (Shrink)
[^James^] its my destiny to be a glamour model (Shrink)
[^James^] its my destiny to be a glamour model [Asan] http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3394707.stm [Asan] ITS JAMES (sp0d)
[sp0d] i dont have pubes yet (^Gulp^)
[shiny] i dont mind paying for bum [sp0d] shiny: thats illegal [shiny] ah well [shiny] breakin the law breakin the law (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: QUASI MAKES THE ATMOSPHERE BAD (sp0d)
ON NOW: QUASI MAKES THE ATMOSPHERE BAD ON NEXT: Someone Opens A Window (^Quasi^)
WYRM AND MANSOUR REVEALED TO BE SAME PERSON USING LOGIC (^Stuii^)
NORWAY (^Stuii^)
[^Gulp^] So many years to complete a degree; so many have done it, but oh, not me; So many ladies I wanted to bed; but my name is jimbob, i love men instead. (^Quasi^)
IT WAS GULP (^Stuii^)
http://dictionary.aber.org.uk/?eid=582 (^Gulp^)
Blue Peter EppaAid Totaliser 2004 [?0]|........................................[?10,000] PLEDGE NOW (^Stuii^)
Blue Peter EppaAid Totaliser 2004 [?0]|........................................[?10,000] PLEDGE NOW [TOTAL SO FAR: 2p] (Lambie)
Blue Peter EppaAid Totaliser 2004 [?0]|........................................[?10,000] PLEDGE NOW [TOTAL SO FAR: 3p] (^Shrink^)
Blue Peter EppaAid Totaliser 2004 [?0]|........................................[?10,000] PLEDGE NOW [TOTAL SO FAR: 3p and some fluff] (Mr_Scod)
Blue Peter EppaAid Totaliser 2004 [?0]|........................................[?10,000] PLEDGE NOW [TOTAL SO FAR: 3p, a murray mint, and some fluff] (^Quasi^)
Blue Peter EppaAid Totaliser 2004 [?0]|........................................[?10,000] PLEDGE NOW [TOTAL SO FAR: 3p, a murray mint, and some fluff. and a tic tac] (Lambie)
[sp0d] its just the way i like to dress, i love sport style (^Gulp^)
CANDIDATES FOR SIXTH MASTER REQUESTED - e-mail sbf5@aber.org.uk with candidate statements, for great master beard stroking (^Stuii^)
CANDIDATES FOR SIXTH MASTER REQUESTED - e-mail sbf5@aber.org.uk with candidate statements, for great master beard stroking. IS 12TH OR 13TH MASTER IF YOU WERE IN YEAR 11 AT SCHOOL. (^Stuii^)
changes topic to [^James^] its my destiny to be with a glamour model [NLANLR] (56205)
changes topic to [^James^] its my destiny to be a glamour model (56225)
changes topic to [^James^] its my destiny to be a glamour model [Asan] http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3394707.stm [Asan] ITS JAMES (56456)
ON NOW: Friday Night Fight LIVE ON LATER: sp0d apologises. (sp0d)
ON NOW: Friday Night Fight LIVE ON LATER: sp0hurd apologises. (sp0d)
ON NOW: Friday Night Fight LIVE ON LATER: sp0 apologises. (sp0d)
b0rk (sp0d)
The previous topic was set by sp0d, and unshockingly was a total failure (Lambie)
New Master Wanted, see the news on http://www.aber.org.uk (sp0d)
* Blu goes to the pub *shocker* [^Quasi^] make sure to get pissed and pull some cu.. oh, hang on [sp0d] I think she only feels like cock today (^Quasi^)
[^Lex] right - Im going to wank off the dog hes fuckin massive compared to my old dildo (Burt_)
[^Lex^] right - Im going to wank off the dog hes fuckin massive compared to my old dildo (Burt)
[^Lex^] right - Im going to wank off the dog hes fuckin massive compared to my old dildo [James] come on baby (sp0d)
[^Lex^] right - Im going to wank off the dog hes fuckin massive compared to my old dildo (sp0d)
[Ducki] my mother is a Virgin [^ippy^] so is Dad [shiny] mine too (^Quasi^)
[Ducki] my mother is a Virgin [^ippy^] so is Dad [shiny] mine too (^Quasi^)
NOTHING TO SEE, MOVE ALONG (sp0d)
* James ties himself to Deev and braces [NLA/NLR] ([Deev])
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/infocrimes.php (^Stuii^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/infocrimes.phpaye (Lambie)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/infocrimes.php (Lambie)
[Burt] Steamy hot blowjobs [Burt] anyone [Burt] steamy blowjob [Burt] in a sauna? (^Quasi^)
[Burt] Steamy hot blowjobs [Burt] anyone [Burt] steamy blowjob [Burt] in a sauna? [shiny] clusterfuck this (Wyrm)
[Burt] Steamy hot blowjobs [Burt] anyone [Burt] steamy blowjob [Burt] in a sauna? [shiny] clusterfuck this [shiny] bill me later (^Quasi^)
[Owf] Im a raving racist homo (shiny)
[^Quasi^] anal sex mmm (James)
[^Quasi^] anal sex mmm [^Gulp^] you can but dream (shiny)
[^Quasi^] anal sex mmm [^Gulp^] you can but dream [^Quasi^] I dream of Gulp butt (James)
Word of the Day: meemaw, (1) a grimace, an affectation; an affected manner. (2) a trifle, an ornament; something of little value. (3) A simpleton, a fool. (4) Sp0d. (sp0d)
[^Quasi^] i need James to use me (James)
hur[^Quasi^] i need James to use me (sp0d)
[^Quasi^] i need James to use me (sp0d)
JimBob/James is banned for multiple infocrimes until further notice (sp0d)
The previous topic was set without the correct authorisation (^Quasi^)
ALARM (^Quasi^)
me and gulp had real serious viruses (James^)
[sp0d] me and gulp had real serious viruses (James^)
The previous topic failed in grammar, it could only have been written by a meemaw. (sp0d)
Topic set by sp0d The previous topic failed in grammar, it could only have been written by me. (^Gulp^)
The Last Topic Set Was A GulpTopic (Mr_Scod)
The previous topic did not conform to previous topic syntax guidelines (^Stuii^)
No one vs No-one vs Noone [rpt] [rpt] [rpt] [rpt] [rpt] (Shrink)
No one vs No-one vs Noone [rpt] [rpt] [rpt] [rpt] [rpt] (Channel 5 Premiere) (eppa)
The requested URL /toys/infocrimes.php was not found on this server. Fuck you all. o_|/ (^Stuii^)
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slang.cgi?ref=jimbob (^Stuii^)
[Burt] i do have a really small knob (Owf)
[Burt] i do have a really small knob [James] insert it anally (^Quasi^)
[Burt] i do have a really small knob [James] insert it anally [Burt] downloads would reduce overnight (Wyrm)
[Burt] i do have a really small knob [James] insert it anally [Burt] downloads would reduce overnight [Ricey] no shit (Wyrm)
SEX WILDEBEAST - ONLY 135 minutes until record is broken (Burt)
The previous topic was no longer applicable (Burt)
http://grouphug.us/confessions/542830424 *cough* (^Quasi^)
[James^] phoenix keeps going down on me (Lambie)
[James^] phoenix keeps going down on me (Shrink)
[Happy]/[Fuck Off] $celebrated_occasion (Asan)
[Happy]/[Fuck Off] $celebrated_occasion, we hope 4701 is a good year for all of you o_|/ (sp0d)
[Shrink] hmm, I stare at a maidens tits (^Gulp^)
[Shrink] hmm, I stare at a maidens tits (^Gulp^)
[Shrink] hmm, I stare at a maidens tits [Owf] youre a girl shiny [Ambie] he used to be (^Gulp^)
BIG PANT TREKKING (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: I Know More About ISAC Than You. ON NEXT: Alternative programming for those who dont give a shit (^Stuii^)
NEWS JUST IN: BURT FUCKING P3||1][ *shocker* (Lambie)
PHOENIX AND OH GET OUT LAMBIE (Ducki)
[Owf] 4 poofs caused havoc with my arse (Asan)
[Owf] 4 poofs caused havoc with my arse [eppa] i prefer chomp on cock (Burt)
[Owf] 4 poofs caused havoc with my arse [eppa] i prefer a chomp on cock (Burt)
[Owf] 4 poofs caused havoc with my arse [eppa] 5 is my limit these days (Asan)
[Owf] 4 poofs caused havoc with my arse [eppa] 5 is my limit these days [eppa] maybe I could go to Kings Cross and suck cock (Mr_Scod)
[Owf] 4 poofs caused havoc with my arse [eppa] 5 is my limit these days [eppa] maybe I could go to Kings Cross and suck cock [eppa] oh I need a good blow (^Stuii^)
[Burt] this is BEYOND a joke (sp0d)
DEFCON 1 (Quasi)
Stand Down (Quasi)
[eppa] woodsta is a pretty nurse on Mondays, but only for me (Quasi)
[eppa] woodsta is a pretty nurse on Mondays, but only for me [eppa] HE PRANCES AROUND IN HIS UNIFORM, ALL DAY MAKING US BOTH DROOL. THEN WE DO BONDAGE ON THE FLOOR. (Quasi)
[eppa] woodsta is a pretty nurse on Mondays, but only for me [eppa] HE PRANCES AROUND IN HIS UNIFORM ALL DAY, MAKING US BOTH DROOL. THEN WE DO BONDAGE ON THE FLOOR. (Quasi)
[eppa] woodsta is a pretty nurse on Mondays, but only for me [eppa] HE PRANCES AROUND IN HIS UNIFORM ALL DAY, MAKING US BOTH DROOL. THEN WE DO BONDAGE ON THE FLOOR. [eppa] Ill make someone a good wife one day (Quasi)
[eppa] woodsta is a pretty nurse on Mondays, but only for me [eppa] HE PRANCES AROUND IN HIS UNIFORM ALL DAY, MAKING US BOTH DROOL. THEN WE DO BONDAGE ON THE FLOOR. (Quasi)
[eppa] woodsta is a pretty nurse on Mondays, but only for me [eppa] HE PRANCES AROUND IN HIS UNIFORM ALL DAY, MAKING US BOTH DROOL. THEN WE DO BONDAGE ON THE FLOOR. [^Stuii^] I SHALL BE PLAYING DOCTOR TOO (Quasi)
[eppa] woodsta is a pretty nurse on Mondays, but only for me [eppa] HE PRANCES AROUND IN HIS UNIFORM ALL DAY, MAKING US BOTH DROOL. THEN WE DO BONDAGE ON THE FLOOR. [^Stuii^] I SHALL BE PLAYING DOCTOR TOO * feek wonders if he can get a bit of stuii and his choccy man star (Burt)
[eppa] woodsta is a pretty nurse on Mondays, but only for me [eppa] HE PRANCES AROUND IN HIS UNIFORM ALL DAY, MAKING US BOTH DROOL. THEN WE DO BONDAGE ON THE FLOOR. [^Stuii^] I SHALL BE PLAYING DOCTOR TOO * feek wonders if he can get a bit of stuii and his choccy man star [Lambie] mopped up a good 3 paper (Quasi)
The previous topic achieved critical mass (Quasi)
[Lambie] mopped up a good 3 paper towels worth of shit oozing from stuii (Quasi)
[Lambie] mopped up a good 3 paper towels worth of shit oozing from stuii [eppa] its so wet [eppa] Ill use my boxers (Quasi)
[Lambie] mopped up a good 3 paper towels worth of shit oozing from stuii [eppa] its so wet [eppa] Ill use my boxers [eppa] tastes like golden syrup (Quasi)
[Lambie] mopped up a good 3 paper towels worth of shit oozing from stuii [eppa] its so wet [eppa] Ill use my boxers [eppa] tastes like golden syrup [sp0d] share some of that boy quim with us (Quasi)
[Lambie] mopped up a good 3 paper towels worth of shit oozing from stuii [eppa] its so wet [eppa] Ill use my boxers [eppa] tastes like golden syrup [sp0d] share some of that boy quim with us [Ricey] i wish to sumbit to the brownside, take me and make me dribble (Quasi)
[Lambie] mopped up a good 3 paper towels worth of shit oozing from stuii [eppa] its so wet [eppa] Ill use my boxers [eppa] tastes like golden syrup [sp0d] share some of that boy quim with us [Ricey] i wish to submit to the brownside, take me and make me dribble (Quasi)
[Burt] can we let her back? [Burt] in thats shes completely out of her tree (sp0d)
The previous topic had no humour content (Quasi)
[Ricey] someone bugger hard me before i burn with lust (Quasi)
[Ricey] someone bugger me hard before i burn with lust (Quasi)
[Ricey] someone bugger me hard before i burn with lust [Quasi] would you like me in the mouth or up the bum? (Burt)
[Ricey] someone bugger me hard before i burn with lust [Quasi] would you like me in the mouth or up the bum? [Lambie] if you could just do me in the ear too, thatd be great (Quasi)
[Ricey] someone bugger me hard before i burn with lust [Quasi] would you like me in the mouth or up the bum? [Lambie] if you could just do me in the ear too, thatd be great [Ricey] hurry up and do this hot cunt, im going to lose my erection (Quasi)
[Ricey] someone bugger me hard before i burn with lust [Quasi] would you like me in the mouth or up the bum? [Lambie] if you could just do me in the ear too, thatd be great [Ricey] hurry up and do this hot cunt, im going to lose my erection [sp0d] Thats right pig, eat the cunt (eppa)
[Ricey] someone bugger me hard before i burn with lust [Quasi] would you like me in the mouth or up the bum? [Lambie] if you could just do me in the ear too, thatd be great [Ricey] hurry up and do this hot cunt, im going to lose my erection [sp0d] Thats right pig, eat the cunt [Ricey] anal cunnilingus w (Burt)
CRITICAL MASS (sp0d)
[Ambie] i wonder if this large banana will satisfy me (Quasi)
[Ambie] i wonder if this large banana will satisfy me [Ambie] i shall coat it in drugs, then insert it side on, in an upward thrust (Quasi)
[Ambie] i wonder if this large banana will satisfy me [Ambie] i shall coat it in drugs, then insert it side on, in an upward thrust [Owf] I bet you cant fit my sugary tool in your mouth too (Quasi)
[Ambie] i wonder if this large banana will satisfy me [Ambie] i shall coat it in drugs, then insert it side on, in an upward thrust [Owf] I bet you cant fit my sugary tool in your mouth * Ambie rams owf into his face and groans (Quasi)
[Burt] huge bollocks [Burt] im only eating these because i like the taste anyway (Asan)
[Burt] huge bollocks [Burt] im only eating these because i like the taste anyway [Lambie] given half a chance, id prefer to scatmunch from stuiis butt then feed the remainder to nermal. but what can i say, its a fantasy. (Burt_)
[Burt] huge bollocks [Burt] im only eating these because i like the taste anyway [Lambie] given half a chance, id prefer to scatmunch from stuiis butt then feed the remainder to nermal. but what can i say, its a fantasy. (Burt_)
[Burt] huge bollocks [Burt] im only eating these because i like the taste anyway [Lambie] given half a chance, id prefer to scatmunch from stuiis butt then feed the remainder to nermal. but what can i say, its a fantasy. [Burt_] all i know is i wish to do nermal roughly (Lambie)
[Burt] huge bollocks [Burt] im only eating these because i like the taste anyway [[Lambie] given half a chance, id prefer to scatmunch from stuiis butt then feed the remainder to nermal. but what can i say, its a fantasy. [Burt_] all i know is i wish to do nermal roughly (shiny)
[Burt] huge bollocks [Burt] im only eating these because i like the taste anyway [[Lambie] given half a chance, id prefer to scatmunch from stuiis butt then feed the remainder to nermal. but what can i say, its a fantasy. [Burt_] all i know is i wish to do nermal roughly [ArrStuii] i need his vast erec (shiny)
CRITICAL MASS (Quasi)
[Shrink] the penis is up [Shrink] it leans up and to the right [Ducki] *rub* (shiny)
[Shrink] the penis is up [Shrink] it leans up and to the right [Ducki] *rub* [James^] Cor (sp0d)
[Shrink] the penis is up [Shrink] it leans up and to the right [Ducki] *rub* [James^] Cor [Ducki] mmm (sp0d)
[Shrink] the penis is up [Shrink] it leans up and to the right [Ducki] *rub* (Mr_Scod)
[Shrink] the penis is up [Shrink] it leans up and to the right [Ducki] *rub* [Mr_Scod] WANK IT (shiny)
[Shrink] the penis is up [Shrink] it leans up and to the right [Ducki] *rub* [Mr_Scod] WANK IT [Duct] do you still require help? (Mr_Scod)
[Shrink] the penis is up [Shrink] it leans up and to the right [Ducki] *rub* [Mr_Scod] WANK IT [Duct] do you still require help? [^Woodsta^] duct naa, Ive got my brother helping :) (Mr_Scod)
[Shrink] the penis is up [Shrink] it leans up and to the right [Ducki] *rub* [Mr_Scod] WANK IT [Duct] do you still require help? [^Woodsta^] duct naa, Ive got my brother helping :) (Mr_Scod)
EPPA FOUND TO BE RECEIVING E-MAILS FROM CROYDON SCHOOLGIRLS. PDF SQUAD ALERTED. (^Stuii^)
EPPA FOUND TO BE RECEIVING E-MAILS FROM CROYDON SCHOOLGIRLS. PDF SQUAD ALERTED. MR_SCOD GOES INTO HIDING. IRISH BUNKER CLOSED FOR SECURITY REASONS. (^Stuii^)
EPPA FOUND TO BE RECEIVING E-MAILS FROM CROYDON SCHOOLGIRLS. PDF SQUAD ALERTED. MR_SCOD GOES INTO HIDING. IRISH BUNKER CLOSED FOR SECURITY REASONS. SHINY SUMMONED. (^Stuii^)
ARCTIC WAVE GRIPS NORTHERN ENGLAND. MILLIONS PERISH. (^Stuii^)
[Ricey] i made hot love to a snowman earlier, but he melted. why do men always run from me after a good fuck? (^Quasi^)
[Ricey] i made hot love to a snowman earlier, but he melted. why do men always run from me after a good fuck? [Shrink] snowmen always do that, i bum weathermen, hard (^Quasi^)
[Ricey] i made hot love to a snowman earlier, but he melted. why do men always run from me after a good fuck? (^Quasi^)
[Ricey] i made hot love to a snowman earlier, but he melted. why do men always run from me after a good fuck? [Shrink] snowmen always do that, i bum weathermen, hard (^Quasi^)
[Ricey] i made hot love to a snowman earlier, but he melted. why do men always run from me after a good fuck? [Shrink] snowmen always do that, i bum weathermen, hard [Saarlax] snowmen are shit. i am single and Lonely. spend time with me (^Quasi^)
*** parpicus changes topic to [Saarlax] Chris Ives is a complete and total cunt. [lambie] he pisses and shits himself then sits in it (657143)
parpicus changes topic to [saarlax] shiny is an illiterate spic loser with a ridiculously small penis and a penchant for pre-teen rimming. (779802)
BLAIR DEAD CONCLUDES HUTTON REPORT (topic may be sexed up) (shiny)
BLAIR DEAD IN 45 MINUTES CONCLUDES HUTTON REPORT (topic may be sexed up) (shiny)
BLAIR DEAD IN 45 MINUTES CONCLUDES HUTTON REPORT (topic may be sexed up) | Breaking News: BLAIR AND CAMPBELL CLEARED *trueshocker* surprise surprise. (shiny)
SLIPPERY BLAIR IN SUNSHINE ARSE OVER HUTTON AND TUITION FEES *UNFUCKINGSUPERSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: HUTTON WAFFLES. ON NEXT: BORING NEWS. (^Stuii^)
[eppa] it was a good 3cm thick (^Stuii^)
WHEN WILL HUTTON STOP? BET NOW! (^Stuii^)
[17:10] *** parpicus changes topic to [saarlax] shiny is an illiterate spic loser with a ridiculously small penis and a penchant for pre-teen rimming. ()
[eppa] Id piss over anything they call a boyfriend (^Quasi^)
[eppa] Id piss over anything they call a boyfriend [feek] i could shit on and gay watersport fermit (Burt)
SKOL. NORWAY! (ArrStuii)
LONDON GRILL. EAT IT, AND SHUT UP. (ArrStuii)
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame[rand(1,99)].html ITS $CHANNEL_MEMBER (^Stuii^)
[James^] scat me (Blu)
[James^] scat me [sp0d] i cum on top (^Gulp^)
[James^] scat me [sp0d] i cum on top [^Gulp^] IM FAPPING (Blu)
The previous topic was w34k and has been put out of its misery (Asan)
BBC DEAD: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3441181.stm (^Quasi^)
[Ambie_] rimming jolly 12 year olds is my style, not MEN (eppa)
[Ambie_] rimming jolly 12 year olds is my style, not MEN [eppa] mm jolly 12 year olds (^Quasi^)
Burt and sp0d In Resigning from the BBC *shocker* (^Quasi^)
Burt and sp0d In Resigning from the BBC *shocker* *|* http://www.yougov.com/ sign up now with referrer: yougov@liz-dawson.co.uk (sp0d)
Burt and sp0d In Resigning from the BBC *shocker* *|* http://www.yougov.com/ sign up now with referrer: yougov@simongrowcott.com (Lambie)
Burt and sp0d In Resigning from the BBC *shocker* *|* http://www.yougov.com/ sign up now with referrer: yougov@liz-dawson.co.uk (Lambie)
Burt and sp0d In Resigning from the BBC *shocker* *|* http://www.yougov.com/ sign up now with referrer: yougov@liz-dawson.co.uk; yougov@simongrowcott.com; paul.geraghty@paranoidandroid.org.uk (^Quasi^)
[Burt] ill probably have an horrific flash in the pier tomorrow or something (Shrink)
Seconds without having to deal with an idiot: 10 and rising (^Quasi^)
Seconds without having to deal with an idiot: 0 (^Quasi^)
Seconds without having to deal with an idiot: 0 | Seconds without a hateful remark: 0 (^Quasi^)
Seconds without having to deal with an idiot: 0 | Seconds without a hateful remark: 0 | GOOD LUCK EXAM KIDDIES *wuffles* (sp0d)
ON NOW: Late Night Review, with Quasi (^Quasi^)
ITS CHRIS DAD: http://xeeranre.slba.rhydio.com/~stuii/temp/sir-peters-new-car.wav [NOF] (^Stuii^)
[sp0d] thats it Im getting rid of Blu (Lambie)
WAR (^Quasi^)
[Lambie] somebody top me for fucks sake (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] Christ my touch typing is absoultely fucking impeccable (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] Christ my touch typing is absoultely fucking impeccable [Lambie] THE FACT THAT I AM COMPLETING EVERY FUCKING SENTENCE IN ABSOLUTELY PERFECT CAPITALISED ENGLISH WILL DAMN HIM FURTHER THAN ANY HUTTON REPORT EVER COUL IS ENTIRELY INCIDENTAL (^Quasi^)
[Lambie] Christ my touch typing is absoultely fucking impeccable [Lambie] THE FACT THAT I AM COMPLETING EVERY FUCKING SENTENCE IN ABSOLUTELY PERFECT CAPITALISED ENGLISH WILL DAMN HIM FURTHER THAN ANY HUTTON REPORT EVER COUL IS ENTIRELY INCIDENTAL [Lambie] YOU CAN FUCKING WELL COME HERE AND SAY THAT, I AM (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] THE FACT THAT I AM COMPLETING EVERY FUCKING SENTENCE IN ABSOLUTELY PERFECT CAPITALISED ENGLISH WILL DAMN HIM FURTHER THAN ANY HUTTON REPORT EVER COUL IS ENTIRELY INCIDENTAL [Lambie] YOU CAN FUCKING WELL COME HERE AND SAY THAT, I AM ASBSOLUTELY FUCKING THE MASTER OF YOU AND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY FUCK (^Stuii^)
The Previous Topic vapourised under Lambies sheer weight (Owf)
ON NOW: The Lambie Show (^Quasi^)
ON NOW: Channel still stunned after LambieRevelation (^Quasi^)
ON NOW: Its Better Than This Shit, with Quasi, featuring Everything (^Quasi^)
[sp0d] I cant think ploopery (^Quasi^)
ON NOW: sp0d Falling Down, with sp0d. [sp0d] I cant think ploopery [sp0d] thats noo waaay ttto tlak abotu deev (^Quasi^)
The previous topic combined two different recognised topic protocols, which is not acceptable (ArrStuii)
Many have said that had the Norman conquest not happened, then the English would have just been a race of dull, boring Anglo Saxons, lumbering around all day, pot bellied and drunk states UK History commentator (ArrStuii)
ON NOW: The Gulp Memorial Service (^Quasi^)
VIRTUALLY THE WHOLE OF THE MIDDLE EAST DEAD (ArrStuii)
ON NOW: Sexual One-up-manship. ON NEXT: Sexual angst starring all SCMs (Wyrm)
[eppa] dave and i fucked like rabbits [eppa] 3 times over the weekend [sp0d] can i join in [eppa] sp0d sometime in the next fornight or so [eppa] 3 times where i moaned loudly [eppa] his sole contribution has been an ugh on Friday night (Asan)
[eppa] dave and i fucked like rabbits [eppa] 3 times over the weekend [sp0d] can i join in [eppa] sp0d sometime in the next fornight or so [eppa] i moaned loudly 3 times [eppa] his sole contribution has been an ugh on Friday night [eppa] shiny would fit right in [shiny] my knob is tiny [eppa] stick it in (Asan)
[eppa] dave and i fucked like rabbits [eppa] 3 times over the weekend [eppa] i moaned loudly 3 times [eppa] his sole contribution has been an ugh on Friday night [eppa] shiny would fit right in [shiny] my knob is tiny [eppa] stick it in [eppa] it seems to be ample (Asan)
WEVE FUCKING SEEN THE ARTICLE ABOUT 1 IN 10 WORKERS BEING JOBSWORTHS. NOW FUCKING KEEP UP. (ArrStuii)
ON NOW: PRICE-DROP.TV HECKLING. ON NEXT: GENERAL DOLEY BASHING (ArrStuii)
[^Woodsta^] mmm been riding a sybian (^Quasi^)
[^Woodsta^] mmm been riding a sybian [shiny] An amazing erection (^Quasi^)
[^Woodsta^] mmm been riding a sybian [shiny] An amazing erection [Burt] stop that youll turn me on again (Lambie)
[^Woodsta^] mmm been riding a sybian [shiny] An amazing erection [Burt] stop turning me on again (James^)
[^Woodsta^] mmm been riding a sybian [shiny] An amazing erection [Burt] stop turning me on again [eppa] get off me Wyrm (Mr_Scod)
The previous topic displayed some evidence of potential before mr_scod ruined it for everyone (Lambie)
On now: pffft (Ducki)
On Now: Handbags, with Deev and Scod (Burt)
On Now: Handbags, with Deev and Scod. Featuring Gaz. ([Deev])
On Now: Handbags, with Deev and Scod. Featuring Gaz And Burt And James And The List Keeps Growing (Mr_Scod)
The Previous Topic Was Shit (Mr_Scod)
The Previous Topic was set by Mr_Scod (^Quasi^)
The Previous Topic was set by Quasi (Mr_Scod)
[Burt] jordans cunt is fucking lush (eppa)
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC FAILED ITS GRAMMAR CHECK (Shrink)
[sp0d] 1Gb RAM, 250Gb HD [Shrink] *stroke* * eppa wets (Wyrm)
[eppa] sp0d as I was saying, I can get you the frilly lace crotchless panties, but Im not *sure* they do them in your size; will ask mother (ArrStuii)
[hightowe] hey Burt :P fancy doing a little group project... [NLA+NLR] (James)
[Tombs] i blow my dad (shiny)
[Tombs] i blow my dad * Tombs slurps long and hard (^Quasi^)
topic to i blow my dad ([14:30:11])
[Tombs] i blow my dad * Tombs slurps long and hard [Ambie] i want to do him too (Owf)
[Tombs] i blow my dad * Tombs slurps long and hard [Ambie] i want to do him too [high_towe] i blow my dad (sp0d)
[Tombs] i blow my dad * Tombs slurps long and hard [Ambie] i want to do him too [Tombs] roll your tongue over the glans (shiny)
[sp0d] stop beating up me bum, James (eppa)
[sp0d] stop beating up me bum, James [Blu] and stay out (eppa)
[sp0d] stop beating up me bum, James (eppa)
[sp0d] stop beating up me bum, James [Burt] aye, it was bigger (sp0d)
The previous topic should, quite frankly, have been shot at birth (Asan)
ON NOW: The weak topic hour (^Quasi^)
[kerni] I like to look at goatse every day and masturbate furiously to it (Asan)
[^Quasi^] I shall take you up the arse (James)
[^Quasi^] I shall take you up the arse [Burt] my arse is a little sore (^Quasi^)
[eppa] I hate going over the same ground (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Grumpy Old Men Starring Owf And Eppa (Mr_Scod)
ON NOW: hy-fun-ation hour (sp0d)
OSFA ALIVE (^Stuii^)
TCL DEAD *TRUEUNSHOCKER* (Shrink)
TCL DEAD *TRUEUNSHOCKER* --- SP0D GETS A JOB *UNRELATED TRUESHOCKER* (sp0d)
TCL DEAD *TRUEUNSHOCKER* --- SP0D GETS A JOB *UNRELATED TRUESHOCKER* UNIVERSE DUE TO COLLAPSE, MAKE YOUR TIME. (^Quasi^)
[sp0d] Im more employable than JimBob [sp0d] my testicles wrapped in bubble wrap and trodden on with stilletos win (^Quasi^)
[sp0d] Im more employable than JimBob [sp0d] my testicles wrapped in bubble wrap and trodden on with stilletos win [Shrink] (^Quasi^)
[sp0d] Im more employable than JimBob [sp0d] my testicles wrapped in bubble wrap and trodden on with stilletos win [Shrink] i am always too limp to compete (^Quasi^)
[^Quasi^] i am always too limp to compete [NLANLR] (James)
[sp0d] Im more employable than JimBob (^Gulp^)
TCL DEAD *TRUEUNSHOCKER* --- SP0D GETS A JOB *UNRELATED TRUESHOCKER* UNIVERSE DUE TO COLLAPSE, MAKE YOUR TIME. (^Quasi^)
[sp0d] shiny, I wish to insert your flaccid tool up my arse and ride it until the night passes (^Quasi^)
* Burt surfs mum porn (^Quasi^)
* Burt surfs mum porn [kerni] she looks like disney [kerni] in a naked man kind of way (^Quasi^)
On Now: The Price of Socks - Up Next: Woodsta and his man sauce and steak (Gaz)
[^Burt^] im currently entertaining the boys (^Stuii^)
[^Burt^] im currently entertaining the boys [Gaz] i love them young (^Stuii^)
[^Burt^] im currently entertaining the boys [Gaz] i love them young [Gaz] Id like to take a poke at his cunt (Ricey)
WEVE SEEN THE FUCKING BBC ARTICLE ABOUT THE HEROIN POLICEMAN. NOW FUCKING KEEP UP. (^Stuii^)
* Burt surfs mum porn [kerni] she looks like disney [kerni] in a naked man kind of way (Mr_Scod)
The previous topic was set by Mr_Scod, and was a complete failure. (^Quasi^)
ON NOW: Q&A Hour (Burt)
The topic previous to the previous topic had a superfluous comma. (^Stuii^)
THE IT IS, IT ISNT HOUR WITH QUASI AND SPECIAL GUEST STUII (sp0d)
[eppa] its only tiny (^Stuii^)
[eppa] its only tiny [eppa] bah, Ive made myself horny now (^Stuii^)
[eppa] its only tiny [eppa] bah, Ive made myself horny now [eppa] i wear pretty coloured tights and flowery skirts (^Stuii^)
[eppa] its only tiny [eppa] bah, Ive made myself horny now [eppa] i wear pretty coloured tights and flowery skirts [eppa] Ive seen girls on the tube wearing similar clothes (^Stuii^)
[kerni] sorry, I was looking at quasis thingo and didn;t see another woman (^Quasi^)
[slashtom] ook? [sp0d] ook ook [slashtom] moo (Ducki)
[slashtom] ook? [sp0d] ook ook [slashtom] moo [slashtom] baa (Ducki)
ON NOW: Its all shinys fault (Burt)
ON NOW: Blame Shiny. ON NEXT: Why is my NTL Connection suddenly and completely disconnected, with THE VOID. (Quasimodo)
[Burt] give it a bit longer if you want to take it easy (NLA/NLR) (Blu)
[Burt] give it a bit longer if you want to take it easy [Burt] those cock lickers (Blu)
[Burt] give it a bit longer if you want to take it easy [Burt] those cock lickers * Burt logs on gaz (Blu)
[Burt] give it a bit longer if you want to take it easy [Burt] those cock lickers * Burt logs on gaz [Burt] i never saw so many gays (Blu)
[Burt] give it a bit longer if you want to take it easy [Burt] those cock lickers * Burt logs on gaz [Burt] i never saw so many gays [Gaz] its a bit salty [Gaz] its just too much for me (sp0d)
[Burt] give it a bit longer if you want to take it easy [Burt] those cock lickers * Burt logs on gaz [Burt] i never saw so many gays [Gaz] its a bit salty [Gaz] its just too much for me [Burt] i pay to have people scratch me with fingernails then poo all over me (^Quasi^)
[Saarlax] MY PRECIOUS! (^Quasi^)
[sp0d] the hard banging of Deev worn you out? [Gaz] i was fucking him til early this morning (Blu)
[sp0d] the hard banging of Deev worn you out? [Gaz] i was fucking him til early this morning [Burt] im getting fucking RSI (^Stuii^)
[sp0d] the hard banging of Deev worn you out? [Gaz] i was fucking him til early this morning [Burt] im getting fucking RSI [Burt] my hands are programmed to fuck (QuasiWAR)
WILLIE RUSHTON STILL DEAD (^Stuii^)
Sp0d & Blu in being married for 6 months, will she get rid of him now? BET NOW... (sp0d)
ON NOW: The system is all wrong ON LATER: Rinse, Repeat. (Burt)
[^Quasi^] so whats to stop us murdering you the moment the system stops [eppa] Quasi nothing, why would you want to? (^Stuii^)
[^Quasi^] so whats to stop us murdering you the moment the system stops [eppa] Quasi nothing, why would you want to? [eppa] *sip latte* (^Stuii^)
[^Quasi^] so whats to stop us murdering you the moment the system stops [eppa] Quasi nothing, why would you want to? [eppa] *sip latte* [eppa] I need a payrise (^Stuii^)
UNDISCLOSED MASTER RESIGNES. SIXTH MASTER ELECTION CALLED. PLEASE SUBMIT CANDIDATE STATEMENTS TO sbf5@aber.org.uk BY 23.59 10/02/2004. THANK YOU. (^Stuii^)
UNDISCLOSED MASTER RESIGNS. SIXTH MASTER ELECTION CALLED. PLEASE SUBMIT CANDIDATE STATEMENTS TO sbf5@aber.org.uk BY 23.59 10/02/2004. THANK YOU. (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] god im hung (shiny)
[^Stuii^] god im hung [eppa] old tory balls (^Quasi^)
UNDISCLOSED MASTER RESIGNS. SIXTH MASTER ELECTION CALLED. PLEASE SUBMIT CANDIDATE STATEMENTS TO sbf5@aber.org.uk BY 23.59 10/02/2004. THANK YOU. (^Stuii^)
WEVE FUCKING SEEN THE ARTICLE ABOUT THE CHRISTIAN PILOT. NOW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, FUCKING KEEP UP. (^Stuii^)
WEVE FUCKING SEEN THE ARTICLE ABOUT THE CHRISTIAN PILOT. NOW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, FUCKING KEEP UP. | MASTER BY-ELECTION, SUBMIT STATEMENTS �NOW� (AND BEFORE WEDNESDAY) (^Stuii^)
WEVE FUCKING SEEN THE ARTICLES ABOUT THE CHRISTIAN PILOT AND THE CLINGFILM CONDOMS. NOW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, FUCKING KEEP UP. | MASTER BY-ELECTION, SUBMIT STATEMENTS �NOW� (AND BEFORE WEDNESDAY) (^Stuii^)
YES, WEVE FUCKING SEEN $ARTICLE ABOUT $SUBJECT. NOW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, FUCKING KEEP UP. | MASTER BY-ELECTION, SUBMIT STATEMENTS NOW (AND BEFORE WEDNESDAY) (sp0d)
[Lambie] those wide arses [Lambie] ricey will fit [Burt] lambie its very tight actually (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] those wide arses [Lambie] ricey will fit [Burt] lambie its very tight actually [^Quasi^] STOP BANGING BLOKES, SPOD (^Stuii^)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/35443.html DOOM (Burt)
[^Quasi^] weve excited james [eppa] aye, hes off for a drawn out wank [eppa] I might have to join him (^Quasi^)
[Burt] I parted with my boyfriend half a year ago (Asan)
[Burt] I parted with my boyfriend half a year ago [eppa] I fancy men with dreads [eppa] maybe thats classable as a fetish [^Quasi^] you fancy men [Owf] eppall shag anything (^Stuii^)
[Burt] I parted with my boyfriend half a year ago [eppa] I fancy men with dreads [eppa] maybe thats classable as a fetish [^Quasi^] you fancy men [Owf] eppall shag anything [eppa] men [eppa] I think theyre lovely, and they smell nice if taken care of (^Stuii^)
[Burt] I parted with my boyfriend half a year ago [eppa] I fancy men with dreads [eppa] maybe thats classable as a fetish [^Quasi^] you fancy men [Owf] eppall shag anything [eppa] men [eppa] I think theyre lovely, and they smell nice if taken care of [eppa] and men tend to be complete tossers (^Stuii^)
[Burt] I parted with my boyfriend half a year ago [eppa] I fancy men with dreads [eppa] maybe thats classable as a fetish [^Quasi^] you fancy men [Owf] eppall shag anything [eppa] men [eppa] I think theyre lovely, and they smell nice [eppa] i want to toss men (^Stuii^)
[Burt] I parted with my boyfriend half a year ago [eppa] I fancy men with dreads [eppa] maybe thats classable as a fetish [^Quasi^] you fancy men [Owf] eppall shag anything [eppa] men [eppa] I think theyre lovely, and they smell nice [eppa] i want to toss men [Owf] aye boybuns do it for me (Ambie)
[Burt] I parted with my boyfriend half a year ago [eppa] I fancy men with dreads [eppa] maybe thats classable as a fetish [^Quasi^] you fancy men [Owf] eppall shag anything [eppa] men [eppa] I think theyre lovely, and they smell nice [eppa] i want to toss men [Owf] aye boybuns do it for me [^Quasi] i ju (Owf)
the previous topic reached critical mass and exploded. (Owf)
The previous topic was clearly designed as a cunning way to relieve certain channel members of their self-concious topuc syndrome (^Quasi^)
Quasi is a big smelly beast that likes to suck boys (eppa)
Quasi is a big smelly beast that likes to suck boys (and he cant spell) (eppa)
The previous topic was clearly designed as a cunning way to relieve certain channel members of their self-concious topic syndrome (and eppa licks bums) (^Quasi^)
[slashtom] yes, i like eating cunt! (Ambie)
[slashtom] i like childrens cunts [Asan] nothing shameful about that (shiny)
[slashtom] yes, i like eating child cunt! [Asan] nothing shameful about that (Ambie)
[slashtom] yes, i like eating child cunt! [Asan] nothing shameful about that [Ambie] fresh child [Shrink] i crave one (shiny)
[eppa] I need a phat ass lover man (^Stuii^)
FORGET NORWAY (^Stuii^)
FORGET NORWAY http://www.mtl2600.org/media/video/badgerbadger.mpg [OF] (^Quasi^)
[eppa] I want to start banging fat people (Blu)
[eppa] I want to start banging fat people [^Gulp^] i need some super men [eppa] I wish some would pull me off [Owf] youve got hands, eppa [^Gulp^] i desperately need a wash (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I want to start banging fat people [^Gulp^] i need some super men [eppa] I wish some would pull me off [Owf] youve got hands, eppa [^Gulp^] i desperately need a wash [^Gulp^] FUCK ME FOR TEN MINUTES (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I want to start banging fat people [^Gulp^] i need some super men [eppa] I wish some would pull me off [Owf] youve got hands, eppa [^Gulp^] i desperately need a wash [^Gulp^] FUCK ME FOR TEN MINUTES [eppa] STILL NOT ANY HEAD (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I want to start banging fat people [^Gulp^] i need some super men [eppa] I wish some would pull me off [Owf] youve got hands, eppa [^Gulp^] i desperately need a wash [^Gulp^] FUCK ME FOR TEN MINUTES [eppa] STILL NOT ANY HEAD [Burt] fuck you in the bottom, man (James)
NOW ONLY AVAILABLE IN KENYA (^Stuii^)
[Burt] IM WIDE OPEN [^Woodsta^] its too big for me to handle (eppa)
[Burt] IM WIDE OPEN [^Woodsta^] its too big for me to handle [^Stuii^] TEAR A HOLE (eppa)
[Burt] IM WIDE OPEN [^Woodsta^] its too big for me to handle [^Stuii^] TEAR A HOLE [Quasimodo] gag on my sausage (eppa)
[Burt] IM WIDE OPEN [^Woodsta^] its too big for me to handle [^Stuii^] TEAR A HOLE [Quasimodo] gag on my sausage * kerni creams her pants (eppa)
[Burt] IM WIDE OPEN [^Woodsta^] its too big for me to handle [^Stuii^] TEAR A HOLE [Quasimodo] gag on my sausage * kerni creams her pants [eppa] hurry, Im nearly there (Burt)
[Burt] IM WIDE OPEN [^Woodsta^] its too big for me to handle [^Stuii^] TEAR A HOLE [Quasimodo] gag on my sausage * kerni creams her pants (eppa)
[Burt] IM WIDE OPEN [^Woodsta^] its too big for me to handle [^Stuii^] TEAR A HOLE [Quasimodo] gag on my sausage * kerni creams her pants [^Woodsta^] cum in those lederhosen (eppa)
[Burt] IM WIDE OPEN [^Woodsta^] its too big for me to handle [^Stuii^] TEAR A HOLE [Quasimodo] gag on my sausage * kerni creams her pants [^Woodsta^] cum in those lederhosen [Burt] I AM STRANGELY BUT HIGHLY AROUSED (^Stuii^)
[Burt] IM WIDE OPEN [^Woodsta^] its too big for me to handle [^Stuii^] TEAR A HOLE [Quasimodo] gag on my sausage * kerni creams her pants [^Woodsta^] cum in those lederhosen [Burt] GUSHING PUSSY IS GREAT (eppa)
[Burt] IM WIDE OPEN [^Woodsta^] its too big for me to handle [^Stuii^] TEAR A HOLE [Quasimodo] gag on my sausage * kerni creams her pants [^Woodsta^] cum in those lederhosen [Burt] GUSHING PUSSY IS GREAT * ^Woodsta^ serves a huge wad of goop (eppa)
[Burt] IM WIDE OPEN [^Woodsta^] its too big for me to handle [^Stuii^] TEAR A HOLE [Quasimodo] gag on my sausage * kerni creams her pants [^Woodsta^] cum in those lederhosen [Burt] GUSHING PUSSY IS GREAT * ^Woodsta^ serves a huge wad of goop [^Woodsta^] eat monkey grease, guys (eppa)
[Burt] IM WIDE OPEN [^Woodsta^] its too big for me to handle [^Stuii^] TEAR A HOLE [Quasimodo] gag on my sausage * kerni creams her pants [^Woodsta^] cum in those lederhosen [Burt] GUSHING PUSSY IS GREAT * ^Woodsta^ serves a huge wad of goop [^Woodsta^] eat monkey grease, guys [Quasi] ON NEXT: kids get (eppa)
CRITICAL MASS (Quasi)
[Burt] IM WIDE OPEN [^Woodsta^] its too big for me to handle [^Stuii^] TEAR A HOLE [Quasimodo] gag on my sausage * kerni creams her pants [^Woodsta^] cum in those lederhosen [Burt] GUSHING PUSSY IS GREAT * ^Woodsta^ serves a huge wad of goop [^Woodsta^] eat monkey grease, guys (eppa)
[Burt] IM WIDE OPEN [^Woodsta^] its too big for me to handle [^Stuii^] TEAR A HOLE [Quasimodo] gag on my sausage * kerni creams her pants [^Woodsta^] cum in those lederhosen [Burt] GUSHING PUSSY IS GREAT * ^Woodsta^ serves a huge wad of goop [^Woodsta^] eat monkey grease, guys [eppa] I want it (Quasi)
[sp0d] suspenders are very sexy though [sp0d] (on men) (James^)
* StuiiKREEE busmits DSCM (Quasi)
[eppa] woodsta whos rew? is she nice and/or attached? [eppa] is she one of these really loud people? (Asan)
[eppa] woodsta whos rew? is she nice and/or attached? [eppa] is she one of these really loud people? [eppa] shed have to bring her boyfriend (Asan)
[eppa] woodsta whos rew? is she nice and/or attached? [eppa] is she one of these really loud people? [eppa] shed have to bring her boyfriend [eppa] I like that woodsta dude even more (^Stuii^)
[eppa] woodsta whos rew? is she nice and/or attached? [eppa] is she one of these really loud people? [eppa] shed have to bring her boyfriend [eppa] I like that woodsta dude even more [eppa] cock is actually ok (Shrink)
[eppa] woodsta whos rew? is she nice and/or attached? [eppa] is she one of these really loud people? [eppa] shed have to bring her boyfriend [eppa] I like that woodsta dude even more [eppa] cock is actually ok [eppa] top orgy kid he is (Quasi)
[eppa] woodsta whos rew? is she nice and/or attached? [eppa] is she one of these really loud people? [eppa] shed have to bring her boyfriend [eppa] I like that woodsta dude even more [eppa] cock is actually ok [eppa] top orgy kid he is [^Stuii^] good as the meat in a sandwich (Quasi)
[eppa] woodsta whos rew? is she nice and/or attached? [eppa] is she one of these really loud people? [eppa] shed have to bring her boyfriend [eppa] I like that woodsta dude even more [eppa] cock is actually ok [eppa] top orgy kid he is [^Stuii^] good as the meat in a sandwich * Quasi is CAMP (eppa)
[eppa] woodsta whos rew? is he nice and/or attached? [eppa] is he one of these really loud people? [eppa] I like dudes a lot [eppa] cock is actually ok [^Stuii^] good as the meat in a sandwich (^Stuii^)
[shiny] i fuck stuiis tight arse [shiny] oh the man cunt (^Gulp^)
[shiny] i fuck stuiis tight arse [shiny] oh the man cunt [^Gulp^] dark sticky goodness (Wyrm)
[shiny] i fuck stuiis tight arse [shiny] oh the man cunt [Wyrm] i suck stuiis hardon (shiny)
[shiny] i fuck stuiis tight arse [shiny] oh the man cunt [Wyrm] i suck stuiis hardon [Wyrm] suck it dry (shiny)
[Wyrm] i suck stuiis hardon [Wyrm] suck it dry [Wyrm] not hard enough [Asan] youre in there (^Gulp^)
[shiny] i fuck stuiis tight arse [shiny] oh the man cunt [Wyrm] i suck stuiis hardon [Wyrm] suck it dry [Ambie_] its a nice hardon [Wyrm] not hard enough [Ambie] wank it into your ass [eppa] lick the end (shiny)
[Ambie_] gulp stop wanking in me soup (^Glup^)
[shiny] i fuck stuiis tight arse [shiny] oh the man cunt [Wyrm] i suck stuiis hardon [Wyrm] suck it dry [Ambie_] its a nice hardon [Wyrm] not hard enough [Ambie] wank it into your ass [eppa] lick the end [Wyrm] i will lick the bell (shiny)
[shiny] i fuck stuiis tight arse [shiny] oh the man cunt [Wyrm] i suck stuiis hardon [Wyrm] suck it dry [Ambie_] its a nice hardon [Wyrm] not hard enough [Ambie] wank it into your ass [eppa] lick the end [Wyrm] i will lick the bell [Ambie_] asswank it at once (shiny)
[shiny] i fuck stuiis tight arse [shiny] oh the man cunt [Wyrm] i suck stuiis hardon [Wyrm] suck it dry [Ambie_] its a nice hardon [Wyrm] not hard enough [Ambie] wank it into your ass [eppa] lick the end [Wyrm] i will lick the bell [Ambie_] asswank it at once [eppa] oh yeah, baby, keep jumping up and down (^Stuii^)
[Burt] theres nothing that turns me on more than an anal rim (shiny)
[Burt] theres nothing that turns me on more than an anal rim [eppa] shaved slim men in lederhosen and SS caps [shiny] nicely shaven [Quasi] those preteens (^Stuii^)
[Burt] theres nothing that turns me on more than an anal rim [eppa] shaved slim men in lederhosen and SS caps [shiny] nicely shaven [Quasi] those preteens [shiny] nothing worse than a muff (Quasi)
[sp0d] well if you fail to know a basic fact then I am perfectly entitled to redicule you (^Stuii^)
[Asan] why is it that I always end up dripping when I pull out [Asan] better wipe that shit too (Quasi)
AUT Ballot results: 66.65% favour strike, 81.2% favour action short of strike, 54% turnout. (Wyrm)
AUT Ballot results: 66.65% favour strike, 81.2% favour action short of strike, 54% turnout. WORLD CONTINUES TO FAIL TO CARE (Quasi)
* eppa is back from poo after 15 hrs 15 mins 6 secs (Quasi)
[Ambie] up yours [Asan] give me a genuine butt shag (^Gulp^)
ON NOW: iFlat[2] WAR. ON NEXT: EPPA CHARITY TELETHON (^Stuii^)
[Ambie] up yours [Asan] give me a genuine butt shag [eppa] yes, but it will stain the carpet, so clean up after (^Gulp^)
[Ambie] up yours [Asan] give me a genuine butt shag [eppa] yes, but it will stain the carpet, so clean up after [^Stuii^] piss stains are simple, bleach (^Gulp^)
[Ambie] up yours [Asan] give me a genuine butt shag [eppa] yes, but it will stain the carpet, so clean up after [^Stuii^] piss stains are simple, bleach [Burt] i failled to clean my erection (^Gulp^)
Gulp Failure (Asan)
The previous topic was not NLA compliant (Burt)
[Ambie] up yours [Asan] give me a genuine butt shag [eppa] yes, but it will stain the carpet, so clean up after [^Stuii^] piss stains are simple, bleach [Burt] i failed to clean my erection (^Gulp^)
ON NOW: Todays Eppanomaly (time delayed) (Asan)
[eppa] I might stay in bed [eppa] to fuck my dad (Lambie)
[eppa] I might stay in bed [eppa] to fuck my dad [Burt] nonsense, fuck me instead (Lambie)
[eppa] I might stay in bed [eppa] to fuck my dad [Burt] nonsense, fuck me instead * ^Quasi^ HUMPS SPOD (Lambie)
EINS ZWEI DREI VIER. DAS VIERTE REICH IST HIER. (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] i can drink 20 chinese cocks (^Stuii^)
Fuck Valentines Day - http://www.steakandbjday.com/ (Mr_Scod)
The previous topic was set by Mr_Scod, who failed to implement the OF protocol (Asan)
[Lex] penetrate her slight vagina [Lex] and spunkon her tits (eppa)
[Lex] penetrate her slight vagina [Lex] and spunk on her tits (eppa)
[Lex] penetrate her slight vagina [Lex] and spunk on her tits [Lex] push it up her 14 year old fanny (eppa)
[Lex] penetrate her slight vagina [Lex] and spunk on her tits [Lex] push it up her 14 year old fanny [Lex] then stick it in me until I wiggle (eppa)
[Lex] eppa you can be the bitch for my 24 stone gorilla called Gary. he likes anal virgins with small holes [eppa] sadly im no arse virgin [eppa] his penetration may not be deep enough [Lex] Im sure he can tear you a bigger hole (Asan)
[Wyrm] grip it and build up the pressure [Wyrm] or get a guy to release it (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] grip it and build up the pressure [Wyrm] or get a guy to release it [Saarlax] even gay men scam eppa [^Woodsta^] I jerked off somewhere (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] grip it and build up the pressure [Wyrm] or get a guy to release it [Saarlax] even gay men scam eppa [^Woodsta^] I jerked off somewhere * sp0d goes to wank at home (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] grip it and build up the pressure [Wyrm] or get a guy to release it [Saarlax] even gay men scam eppa [^Woodsta^] I jerked off somewhere * sp0d goes to wank at home * Quasimodo sprays all over Shiny (^Stuii^)
BURT DEAD (Mr_Scod)
CHANNEL MEMBERS ALL DEAD. Yes, thats right, this is the afterlife. Enjoy your stay. (^Quasi^)
* kerni swings with random bystanders (Quasi)
* kerni swings with random bystanders [kerni] I keep getting random strangers asking to be my friend (Quasi)
ON NOW: Degree mocking ON LATER: Job Centre Tales (Asan)
ON NOW: General Windows Frustration Hour ON LATER: Smirking with Slashtom and Shrink (Burt)
The Quasi Show, with Quasi (^Quasi^)
Eggs catch fire. Fire is bad. (QuasiXML)
ON NOW: My fat pipe is bigger than yours (Asan)
COCKWARS! (eppa)
The previous topic was set by a wesley (Quasi)
[Owf] Ive got a 1 penis [Owf] it pretty much only gets used to wank in the morning (Asan)
[Owf] Ive got a 1 penis [Owf] it pretty much only gets used to wank in the morning [^Gulp^] Im wanking about Shrink right now [^Gulp^] its not that good (Quasi)
[Saarlax] James is a virgin called Katie (^Gulp^)
Ducki officially accepted for Moonwalk, sponsor n@w (Ducki)
Ducki officially accepted for Moonwalk, sponsor n@w: https://www.bmycharity.com/V2/ducki (Ducki)
[eppa] i fuck gay nigs (shiny)
[Asan] Theres this friend of mine, right, who has this problem with impotence. Yes, its a friend, a good friend. (^Stuii^)
[Asan] Theres this friend of mine, right, who has this problem with impotence. Yes, its a friend, a good (shiny)
[Asan] Theres this friend of mine, right, who has this problem with impotence. Yes, its a friend, a good friend. [Ambie] tell me about it [Ambie] its fucking shit [Ambie] its been down more than its been up so far (shiny)
[shiny] im gay [Burt] im gay too (Owf)
[shiny] im gay [Burt] im gay too [Ambie] id rather prod a glisterning anus (^Gulp^)
[shiny] im gay [Burt] im gay too [Ambie] id rather prod a glistening anus (^Gulp^)
[shiny] im gay [Burt] im gay too [Ambie] id rather prod a glistening anus [slashtom] transexual will do (^Quasi^)
[Lex] do *all* men wear stockings? [sp0d] I do [^Quasi^] and I do (sp0d)
[Lex] do *all* men wear stockings? [sp0d] I do [^Quasi^] and I do [Lambie] aye [Lambie] photos exist (sp0d)
[Lex] do *all* men wear stockings? [sp0d] I do [^Quasi^] and I do [Lambie] aye [Lambie] photos exist * Lambie twitches a bit at the memory of myles wanking on him (^Quasi^)
[Lex] do *all* men wear stockings? [sp0d] I do [^Quasi^] and I do [Lambie] aye [Lambie] photos exist * Lambie likes to wear heels too (Photon)
[Lex] do *all* men wear stockings? [sp0d] I do [^Quasi^] and I do [Lambie] aye [Lambie] photos exist * Lambie twitches a bit at the memory of myles wanking on him (^Quasi^)
http://www.interq.or.jp/silver/eye/grow/grow.swf (^Quasi^)
GEORGETTE RIVERS DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Mr_Scod] may i pump sp0d (^Gulp^)
[Mr_Scod] may i pump sp0d [Mr_Scod] in the face (^Quasi^)
* Ambie grits his teeth through a session with mum (eppa)
ON NOW: Talking shit ON NEXT: Talking shit (rpt) ON LATER: Talking Shit (Delayed programme) (Asan)
�ON NOW:� Queer as Pengelly �ON LATER:� Talking Shit (Queer Edition) (Lambie)
�ON NOW:� Queer as Pengelly �ON NEXT:� Talking Shit (Queer Edition) �ON LATER:� Queer Aye (Lambie)
EPPA TO BE THE NEXT HITLER, SHOCKING DEDUCTIVE REASONING CONFIRMS. (^Quasi^)
[Burt] where the hell did this stub come from? [Burt] i suppose its something to rub while coding (^Stuii^)
[Feek] 2 hours to pick up 40 more men for watersports (Burt)
[Feek] 2 hours to pick up 40 more men for watersports [kerni] I love to wee on firm breasts, tomorrow Im doing mums (Burt)
[Feek] 2 hours to pick up 40 more men for watersports [kerni] I love to wee on firm breasts, tomorrow Im doing mums [kerni] then spend the evening making pictures of my punani (Burt)
[Feek] 2 hours to pick up 40 more men for watersports [kerni] I love to wee on firm breasts, tomorrow Im doing mums [kerni] then spend the evening making pictures of my punani [Photon_] pee over me a little... hussie (Burt)
[Feek] 2 hours to pick up 40 more men for watersports [kerni] I love to wee on firm breasts, tomorrow Im doing mums [kerni] then spend the evening making pictures of my punani [Photon_] pee over me a little... hussie [Burt] when watersports were mentioned i couldnt help myself ([Deev])
EAT A RENAULT 4 (^Stuii^)
[^Quasi^] WHO FARTED * Lambie joined channel #aber (Owf)
[eppa] Im experiencing a slight slag (^Quasi^)
HAPPY HOUR (^Quasi^)
[^Quasi^] I want my own vagina [Owf] have mine (Blu)
[^Quasi^] I want my own vagina [Owf] have mine [Owf] youve made me wee (Photon_)
[Owf] youve made me wee [^Quasi^] I want my own vagina [Owf] have mine (Ricey)
[Owf] youve made me wee [^Quasi^] I want my own vagina [Owf] have mine [shin0r] i watched james cum in concert (^Quasi^)
* Ambie titters at some woman [Ambie] burt got her up the duff and then dumped her [Burt] guilty (^Quasi^)
* Ambie titters at some woman [Ambie] burt got her up the duff and then dumped her [Burt] guilty [Burt] sp0d was less than impressed (^Quasi^)
[eppa] SWEATY SHINY CAMEL TOE (NLA/NLR) (Asan)
[eppa] SWEATY SHINY CAMEL TOE [eppa] (Ive fucked him) (Asan)
[eppa] SWEATY SHINY CAMEL TOE [eppa] (Ive fucked him) [eppa] I AM CIRCUMCISED (Blu)
LES GRAY DEAD (^Woodsta^)
LES GRAY DEAD | sp0d still in mushiness over seeing ickle fingers - www.ourlittleplace.org.uk/baban/bwmp_annotated.jpg (sp0d)
[^Woodsta^] Ill get it out lunchtime [^Woodsta^] DRINK MY JUICE [eppa] I fancy that now (^Stuii^)
PUTIN DECLARES SELF GOD. ITS WAR. WAR HAS BROKEN. THIS IS A WAR. (^Stuii^)
[Burt] if only i was a bit more endowed [Burt] ive searched but no big ones in here [Quasi] true (^Gulp^)
[Burt] if only i was a bit more endowed [Burt] ive searched but no big ones in here [Quasi] true [Gaz] nah my nads are far too big (eppa)
[Lambie] im all for gay marriage (Quasi)
[Lambie] im all for gay marriage [Burt] lambie, I accept. lets fuck (Quasi)
[Lambie] im all for gay marriage [Burt] lambie, I accept. lets fuck [^Stuii^] squat (^Woodsta^)
FLORENCE BILLINGS DEAD (^Stuii^)
* ^Stuii^ busmits DSCM (Quasi)
* ^Stuii^ busmits DSCM [Owf] find me some meths [^Stuii^] ive downed three bottles this evening (Quasi)
* ^Stuii^ busmits DSCM [Owf] find me some meths [^Stuii^] ive downed three bottles of petrol this evening ([Deev])
* ^Stuii^ busmits DSCM [Owf] find me some meths [^Stuii^] ive downed three bottles of petrol this evening [Owf] steady on [Owf] its not christmas (^Stuii^)
* ^Stuii^ busmits DSCM [Owf] find me some meths [^Stuii^] ive downed three bottles of petrol Ill have you know [Owf] steady on [Owf] its not christmas ([Deev])
* ^Stuii^ busmits DSCM [Owf] find me some meths [^Stuii^] ive downed three bottles of petrol Ill have you know [Owf] steady on [Owf] its not christmas [Owf] I can only do two a week (Quasi)
* ^Stuii^ busmits DSCM [Owf] find me some meths [^Stuii^] ive downed three bottles of petrol Ill have you know [Owf] steady on [Owf] its not christmas [Owf] I can only do two a week Deev 13 yesterday alone (Quasi)
[dreamaker] jimbob showed me his (Quasi)
[dreamaker] jimbob showed me his --- James has quit (Ping timeout) (Quasi)
[dreamaker] jimbob showed me his --- James has quit (Ping timeout) [dreamaker] it was tiny (Quasi)
[dreamaker] jimbob showed me his --- James has quit (Ping timeout) [dreamaker] it was tiny [dreamaker] james is fuckable [dreamaker] lots of men want to have sex with him [dreamaker] i know as fact (Quasi)
[dreamaker] jimbob showed me his [dreamaker] it was tiny [dreamaker] james is fuckable [dreamaker] lots of men want to have sex with him [dreamaker] i know as fact (Quasi)
[dreamaker] jimbob showed me his [dreamaker] it was tiny [dreamaker] james is fuckable [dreamaker] lots of men want to have sex with him [dreamaker] i know as fact [Burt] oh i know [Burt] already sucking (Quasi)
http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0300business/0100news/page.cfm?objectid=13989921&method=full&siteid=50082 FEAR (^Quasi^)
http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0300business/0100news/page.cfm?objectid=13989921&method=full&siteid=50082 TCL PROPERLY DEAD | http://www.anothergeek.com/b3ta/mrflibblesays.gif (^Quasi^)
[eppa] I like yellow (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I like yellow [eppa] what I need is a lot of piss (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I like yellow [eppa] what I need is a lot of piss [Ambie_] oh well if you do some and have a spare bottle ill be happy to take it off your hands (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I like yellow [eppa] what I need is a lot of piss [Ambie_] oh well if you do some and have a spare bottle ill be happy to take it off your hands [Gazwork] aye and dance around camply (Wyrm)
[eppa] I like yellow [eppa] what I need is a lot of piss [Ambie_] oh well if you do some and have a spare bottle ill be happy to take it off your hands (Wyrm)
W@W SN@W OLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLO (^Stuii^)
CALAMITY IN ABER AS TREACHEROUS 4 INCHES OF SNOW FALLS. CRISIS BANDWAGONS EVERY 20 MINUTES, SIMPLY HOP ON BOARD. (^Stuii^)
CALAMITY IN ABER AS TREACHEROUS 4 INCHES OF SNOW FALLS. CRISIS BANDWAGONS EVERY 20 MINUTES, SIMPLY HOP ON BOARD, REGULAR STOPS AT ALL SUPERMARKETS FOR PANIC BUYING PURPOSES. (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I need god inside me [Asan] mine cost 20 quid (Quasi)
[sp0d] I GOT REAR ENDED (^Stuii^)
[sp0d] I GOT REAR ENDED [sp0d] by a colleague [sp0d] parked up behind me and 10 mins later he slid into me (^Stuii^)
[sp0d] I GOT REAR ENDED [sp0d] by a colleague [sp0d] parked up behind me and 10 mins later he slid into me [Duct] ITS A MANS ANAL SOLUTION (eppa)
[sp0d] I GOT REAR ENDED [sp0d] by a colleague [sp0d] parked up behind me and 10 mins later he slid into me [Duct] ITS A MANS ANAL SOLUTION [Wyrm] bloody tempting (eppa)
[sp0d] I GOT REAR ENDED [sp0d] by a colleague [sp0d] parked up behind me and 10 mins later he slid into me [Duct] ITS A MANS ANAL SOLUTION [Wyrm] bloody tempting [Burt] I love a nice piece of meat ([Deev])
* kerni has a massive cock [kerni] testes too (shiny)
* kerni has a massive cock [kerni] testes too * Burt eats poo (Quasimodo)
WYRMCON 1 - HEAD FOR THE BUNKERS NOW (sp0d)
LEX DISGUSTED BY ASAN *UBERSHOCKER* (Burt)
[Burt] i need lacto-scat-sex [dream] burt, if i was there i would do you (Quasi)
[Burt] i need lacto-scat-sex [dream] burt, if i was there i would do you [Burt] slide down and giggle on it for goo stains (eppa)
[Burt] i need lacto-scat-sex [dream] burt, if i was there i would do you [Burt] slide down and giggle on it for goo stains [dream] you have a super dick (eppa)
[Burt] i need lacto-scat-sex [dream] burt, if i was there i would do you [Burt] slide down and giggle on it for goo stains [dream] you have a super dick [dream] round and fully rigid [dream] a homo goo thrower (eppa)
[Burt] i need lacto-scat-sex [dream] burt, if i was there i would do you [Burt] slide down and giggle on it for goo stains [dream] you have a super dick [dream] round and fully rigid [dream] a homo goo thrower [dream] im gonna start with a blow job (eppa)
[Burt] i need lacto-scat-sex [dream] burt, if i was there i would do you [Burt] slide down and giggle on it for goo stains [dream] you have a super dick [dream] round and fully rigid [dream] a homo goo thrower [dream] im gonna start with a blow job [Burt] LOVE LOINS *cry* (eppa)
[Burt] i need lacto-scat-sex [dream] burt, if i was there i would do you [Burt] slide down and giggle on it for goo stains [dream] you have a super dick [dream] round and fully rigid [dream] a homo goo thrower [dream] im gonna start with a blow job [Burt] LOVE LOINS *cry* [dream] my mouth awaits (eppa)
[Burt] i need lacto-scat-sex [dream] burt, if i was there i would do you [Burt] slide down and giggle on it for goo stains [dream] you have a super dick [dream] round and fully rigid [dream] a homo goo thrower [dream] im gonna start with a blow job [Burt] LOVE LOINS *cry* [Burt] i want eppa now too (^Quasi^)
[Burt] i need lacto-scat-sex [dream] burt, if i was there i would do you [Burt] slide down and giggle on it for goo stains [dream] you have a super dick [dream] round and fully rigid [dream] a homo goo thrower [dream] im gonna start with a blow job [Burt] LOVE LOINS *cry* [dream] my mouth awaits (eppa)
[Burt] i need lacto-scat-sex [dream] burt, if i was there i would do you [Burt] slide down and giggle on it for goo stains [dream] you have a super dick [dream] round and fully rigid [dream] a homo goo thrower [dream] im gonna start with a blow job [Burt] LOVE LOINS *cry* [dream] my mouth awaits [Burt] MY (eppa)
CRITICAL MASS (^Quasi^)
[Burt] i need lacto-scat-sex [dream] burt, if i was there i would do you [Burt] slide down and giggle on it for goo stains [dream] you have a super dick [dream] round and fully rigid [dream] a homo goo thrower [dream] im gonna start with a blow job [dream] my mouth awaits [Burt] MY EXPLOSIVE MANPHAT (^Stuii^)
SEND UR BL0G RSS F33DZ 2 SHR1NK 4 GRATE http://planet.aber.org.uk/ AHAHAHAHA (^Stuii^)
SEND UR BL0G RSS F33DZ 2 SHR1NK 4 GRATE http://planet.aber.org.uk/ AHAHAHAHA | MILITANT MARCH STARTS EARLY. AGAIN. (Lambie)
SEND UR BL0G RSS F33DZ 2 SHR1NK 4 GRATE http://planet.aber.org.uk/ AHAHAHAHA | [^Woodsta^] I recall having terrible time with wind ([Deev])
SEND UR BL0G RSS F33DZ 2 SHR1NK 4 GRATE http://planet.aber.org.uk/ AHAHAHAHA | [^Woodsta^] I recall having a terrible time with wind ([Deev])
The previous topic mixed NLA with (a)nother topic type(s), which is not permitted (^Stuii^)
[Burt] James will penetrate (^Quasi^)
[Burt] James will penetrate [James] burt Im tempted to pop out (^Quasi^)
[Burt] James will penetrate [James] burt I will be tempted to pop out (^Quasi^)
[Burt] James will penetrate [James] burt I will be tempted to pop out [James] I like accepting the penis (^Stuii^)
[Burt] James will penetrate [James] burt I will be tempted to pop out [James] I like accepting the penis [James] depends how opportunties present themselves (^Stuii^)
[Burt] James will penetrate [James] burt I will be tempted to pop out [James] I like accepting the penis [James] depends how opportunties present themselves [James] my ass is very pert (^Stuii^)
[Burt] James will penetrate [James] burt I will be tempted to pop out [James] I like accepting the penis [James] depends how opportunties present themselves [James] my ass is very pert [James] no-one ever lets me work with children (^Stuii^)
[James] I like accepting the penis [James] depends how opportunties present themselves [James] my ass is very pert [James] no-one ever lets me work with children [Burt] i am a PDF (^Stuii^)
[James] I like accepting the penis [James] depends how opportunties present themselves [James] my ass is very pert [James] no-one ever lets me work with children [Burt] i am a PDF [Burt] press marrows into my arse and call me christine (^Stuii^)
[James] I like accepting the penis [James] depends how opportunties present themselves [James] my ass is very pert [James] no-one ever lets me work with children [Burt] i am a PDF [Burt] press marrows into my arse and call me christine [Burt] i think ill get felt up by my doc ([Deev])
b0rk (Quasi)
THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE. RETURN TO YOUR HOMES. (VirtualStuii)
[dreamaker] my body is abnormal (sp0d)
[dreamaker] my body is abnormal [dreamaker] i wanna ask lex if she has a few hair coming out of her breast (Quasi)
�ON NOW : �EPPAS FINANCES REVEALED �ON NEXT: �HOW MUCH WILL YOU PAY FOR MY IMAC? (Mr_Scod)
�ON NOW : �EPPAS FINANCES REVEALED �ON NEXT: �HOW MUCH WILL YOU PAY FOR MY VIRGINITY? (Mr_Scod)
[eppa] I am happy eating shit cocks or balls (Quasi)
[eppa] I am happy eating shit cocks or balls [eppa] any chance to get out of debt (Quasi)
[eppa] I am happy eating shit cocks or balls [eppa] any chance to get out of debt [Lex] its too little, no deal (Quasi)
[eppa] I am happy eating shit cocks or balls [eppa] any chance to get out of debt [Lex] its too little, no deal [Lex] I dont earn a huge amount to spend on tiny penises (Quasi)
[eppa] I am happy eating shit cocks or balls [eppa] any chance to get out of debt [Lex] its too little, no deal [Lex] I dont earn a huge amount to spend on tiny penises [eppa] that makes me feel a bit sick (Quasi)
[eppa] I am happy eating shit cocks or balls [eppa] any chance to get out of debt [Lex] its too little, no deal [Lex] I dont earn a huge amount to spend on tiny penises [eppa] that makes me feel a bit sick [Burt] the idea is tempting me (Quasi)
[eppa] I am happy eating shit cocks or balls [eppa] any chance to get out of debt [Lex] its too little, no deal [Lex] I dont earn a huge amount to spend on tiny penises [eppa] that makes me feel a bit sick [Burt] the idea is tempting me [eppa] yeah, babe, squat on me (Quasi)
[eppa] I am happy eating shit cocks or balls [eppa] any chance to get out of debt [Lex] its too little, no deal [Lex] I dont earn a huge amount to spend on tiny penises [eppa] that makes me feel a bit sick [Burt] the idea is tempting me [eppa] yeah, babe, squat on me [eppa] force it into me (Quasi)
[eppa] I am happy eating shit cocks or balls [eppa] any chance to get out of debt [Lex] its too little, no deal [Lex] I dont earn a huge amount to spend on tiny penises [eppa] that makes me feel a bit sick [Burt] the idea is tempting me [eppa] yeah, babe, squat on me [eppa] force it into me [eppa] sex me (Quasi)
[eppa] I am happy eating shit cocks or balls [eppa] any chance to get out of debt [Lex] its too little, no deal [Lex] I dont earn a huge amount to spend on tiny penises [eppa] that makes me feel a bit sick [Burt] the idea is tempting me [eppa] yeah, babe, squat on me [eppa] force it into me (Quasi)
[eppa] i suck men, not having anything on at the moment (Quasi)
[eppa] i suck men, not having anything on at the moment [James] do me (Blu)
SHINY IN SECRET LOVE CHILD *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Theology ON NEXT: Lions (Quasi)
ON NOW: Theology ON NEXT: Lionsnope (sp0d)
ON NOW: Theology ON NEXT: Lions (sp0d)
HAPPY ST DAVIDS DAY, WELSH AND PSEUDO-WELSH SCUM, HAVE SOME MORE BENEFITS (Quasi)
HAPPY ST DAVIDS DAY, WELSH AND PSEUDO-WELSH SCUM, HAVE SOME MORE BENEFITS (Quasi)
HAPPY ST DAVIDS DAY, WELSH AND PSEUDO-WELSH SCUM, HAVE SOME MORE BENEFITS AND FUNDING FOR YET MORE POINTLESS AND IMPOTENT LAYERS OF GOVERNMENT (^Stuii^)
[eppa] jesus christ, how can a bank possibly justify making a ?7.7 billion *profit*...theyve got to be stiffing their customers [eppa] 7.7 billion is excessive profiteering [eppa] ooh, my shares are up again (^Stuii^)
[MalEppa] seriously, warts *are* bad for a bloke! I know a girl who has them (^Stuii^)
[eppa] jesus christ, how can a bank possibly justify making a ?7.7 billion *profit*...theyve got to be stiffing their customers [eppa] 7.7 billion is excessive profiteering [eppa] ooh, my shares are up again (^Stuii^)
[dreamaker] what do you want me to taste? (MalEppa)
[eppa] jesus christ, how can a bank possibly justify making a ?7.7 billion *profit*...theyve got to be stiffing their customers [eppa] 7.7 billion is excessive profiteering [eppa] ooh, my shares are up again (^Stuii^)
[eppa] jesus christ, how can a bank possibly justify making a ?7.7 billion *profit*...theyve got to be stiffing their customers [eppa] 7.7 billion is excessive profiteering [eppa] ooh, my shares are up again [MalEppa] ^woodsta^ lend us a tenner (^Stuii^)
MILLITANT MARCH, JOIN AND BE /KBd (sp0d)
FAILURE (^Stuii^)
[eppa] jesus christ, how can a bank possibly justify making a ?7.7 billion *profit*...theyve got to be stiffing their customers [eppa] 7.7 billion is excessive profiteering [eppa] ooh, my shares are up again [MalEppa] ^woodsta^ lend us a tenner (^Stuii^)
aber [sp0d] my 15 is bloody awkward at times ([Deev])
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3524273.stm (QuasiWAR)
The Penultimate topic was extremely weak, and included an errant aber http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3524273.stm (QuasiWAR)
* Quasi, 21, Wales, Great Britain, seeks attractive female to join in nut-thawing exercise. Applicants must have above average core body temperature, and a good sense of humour! (QuasiWAR)
DUCKI AND THE BOY TO WED. EWWWWWWWWWWWW. (^Stuii^)
[Duct] I need a man to come over me ;) (Asan)
[Duct] I need a man to come over me ;) [Dreamaker] you can be brutal with me (Quasi)
[Duct] I need a man to come over me ;) [dreamaker] you can be brutal with me (Quasi)
[Duct] I need a man to come over me ;) [dreamaker] you can be brutal with me [dreamaker] treat me rough (Quasi)
[Duct] I need a man to come over me ;) [dreamaker] you can be brutal with me [dreamaker] treat mehur rough (Quasi)
[Duct] I need a man to come over me ;) [dreamaker] you can be brutal with me [dreamaker] treat me rough (Quasi)
http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/warthog_launch/ DONT MAKE ANY OTHER PLANS. (Quasimodo)
NO HUMANS (^Stuii^)
[Lex] i get tired of creaming all night (shiny)
[Lex] i get tired of creaming all night [^Woodsta^] obviously male, as I said (^Quasi^)
[Lex] i get tired of creaming all night [^Woodsta^] obviously male, as I said [^Woodsta^] no stamina (^Quasi^)
[Lex] i get tired of creaming all night [^Woodsta^] obviously male, as I said [^Woodsta^] no stamina [Lex] I like pounding ass [Lex] Queer shit smells ace (shiny)
[Lex] i get tired of creaming all night [^Woodsta^] obviously male, as I said [^Woodsta^] no stamina [Lex] I like pounding ass [Lex] Queer shit smells ace [Lex] i stuff it in my fanny (shiny)
[Lex] i get tired of creaming all night [^Woodsta^] obviously male, as I said [^Woodsta^] no stamina [Lex] I like pounding ass [Lex] Queer shit smells ace [Lex] i stuff it in my fanny [shiny] Not sure why, but every guy I screw always decides to wad on my tongue (^Quasi^)
[Lex] i get tired of creaming all night [^Woodsta^] obviously male, as I said [^Woodsta^] no stamina [Lex] I like pounding ass [Lex] Queer shit smells ace [Lex] i stuff it in my fanny [shiny] Not sure why, but every guy I screw always decides to wad on my tongue [Burt] i go on little girls ([Deev])
http://www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html (Mr_Scod)
[Quasi] Pepsi makes me come in to a china cup! [James] Pepsi makes me come over you [James] not as much as burt (^Gulp^)
[Shrink] someone take me right away [James] in those panties * Shrink watches the cum stick on him (^Gulp^)
[Shrink] someone take me right away [James] in those panties * Shrink watches the cum stick on him [shiny] it is even sweeter to the taste than normal (^Stuii^)
[Shrink] someone take me right away [James] in those panties * Shrink watches the cum stick on him [shiny] it is even sweeter to the taste than normal [James] Grease me up (^Gulp^)
[Shrink] someone take me right away [James] in those (^Gulp^)
FAILURE. (Quasi)
[Shrink] someone take me right away [James] in those panties * Shrink watches the cum stick on him [shiny] it is even sweeter to the taste than normal [James] Grease me up [Quasi] whens penetration due (^Gulp^)
[sp0d] Quasi: aah, not the brightest tool you have then[Shrink] someone take me right away [James] in those panties * Shrink watches the cum stick on him [shiny] it is even sweeter to the taste than normal [James] Grease me up [Quasi] whens penetration due (^Stuii^)
[sp0d] Quasi: aah, not the brightest tool you have then (^Stuii^)
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/bumjuice_allen/Hacker%20or%20Spacker/hacker.htm# (^Stuii^)
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/bumjuice_allen/Hacker%20or%20Spacker/hacker.htm# (NOF) (^Stuii^)
James completes anal pumping (^Gulp^)
James completes anal pumping (^Gulp^)
failure. (Quasi)
* James completes anal pumping (^Gulp^)
* James completes anal pumping [Burt] OH WILL IT JUST STOP THROBBING (Quasi)
* James completes anal pumping [Burt] OH WILL IT JUST STOP THROBBING [Burt] MY ARSE (^Gulp^)
[Quasi] i fancy the stocky blond guy with acne in the starbucks in television house, manchester [Quasi] i want his milky liquid (Owf)
[Quasi] i fancy the stocky blond guy with acne in the starbucks in television house, manchester [Quasi] i want his milky liquid [Burt] that barista knows how to party (Quasi)
[Burt] i guess you could fill someone with cum [Burt] like that hamster [Burt] hard rodent cum (^Quasi^)
[Burt] i guess you could fill someone with cum [Burt] like that hamster (^Quasi^)
[Burt] i guess you could fill someone with cum [Burt] like that hamster [Burt] hard rodent cum (^Quasi^)
[Burt] i guess you could fill someone with cum [Burt] like that hamster [Burt] hard rodent cum [dream] fuck on mouse (^Quasi^)
[Burt] i guess you could fill someone with cum [Burt] like that hamster [Burt] hard rodent cum [dream] fuck on mouse [FeekWAR] i have to get a rodent (^Quasi^)
[Burt] i guess you could fill someone with cum [Burt] like that hamster [Burt] hard rodent cum [dream] fuck on mouse [FeekWAR] i have to get a rodent [eppa] ALL HAIL THE GERBIL KING (^Quasi^)
[Burt] i guess you could fill someone with cum [Burt] like that hamster [Burt] hard rodent cum [dream] fuck on mouse [FeekWAR] i have to get a rodent [eppa] ALL HAIL THE GERBIL KING [eppa] I need a rodent too (^Quasi^)
[Burt] i guess you could fill someone with cum [Burt] like that hamster [Burt] hard rodent cum [dream] fuck on mouse [FeekWAR] i have to get a rodent [eppa] ALL HAIL THE GERBIL KING [eppa] I need a rodent too [Burt] my rat, sue, died. all my manfat burst it (^Quasi^)
[Burt] i guess you could fill someone with cum [Burt] like that hamster [Burt] hard rodent cum [dream] fuck on mouse [FeekWAR] i have to get a rodent [eppa] ALL HAIL THE GERBIL KING [eppa] I need a rodent too [Burt] my rat, sue, died. all my manfat burst it [^Quasi^] some odd gyno vet, you are (eppa)
[Burt] i guess you could fill someone with cum [Burt] like that hamster [Burt] hard rodent cum [dream] fuck on mouse [FeekWAR] i have to get a rodent [eppa] ALL HAIL THE GERBIL KING [eppa] I need a rodent too [Burt] my rat, sue, died. all my manfat burst it (^Quasi^)
changes topic to http://homepage.ntlworld.com/bumjuice_allen/Hacker%20or%20Spacker/hacker.htm# (NOF) (kerni,)
BREAKING NEWS: shrink OUT *trueshocker* (shiny)
[eppa] God fucks people like me [eppa] he masters my anus [eppa] I rather like that (^Quasi^)
[eppa] God fucks people like me [eppa] he masters my anus [eppa] I rather like that [^James] I like it in me (Deev)
[eppa] God fucks people like me [eppa] he masters my anus [eppa] I rather like that [^James] I like it in me [James] i believe heaven is a hard anal fucking (^Quasi^)
[eppa] God fucks people like me [eppa] he masters my anus [eppa] I rather like that [^James] I like it in me [James] i believe heaven is a hard anal fucking [^Woodsta^] I need a blower (Deev)
[eppa] God fucks people like me [eppa] he masters my anus [eppa] I rather like that [^James] I like it in me [James] i believe heaven is a hard anal fucking [^Woodsta^] I need a blower [sp0d] try Buddha (^Quasi^)
[eppa] God fucks people like me [eppa] he masters my anus [eppa] I rather like that [^James] I like it in me [James] i believe heaven is a hard anal fucking [^Woodsta^] I need a blower [sp0d] try Buddha [kerni] or vishnu (^Quasi^)
ON NOW: The Cuntpants Hour, with shiny and Owf (Shrink)
ON NOW: Militant March Forgotten, This is Senile Spring. (^Quasi^)
[^Woodsta^] I smoke cock [^Woodsta^] Ive done far too much today (eppa)
http://www.bobpitch.com/zookeeper/zk.html QuasiURL [OF] (Quasi)
ON NOW: DO MY WORK - with Deev ([Deev])
�On Now:� Quasi v Slashtom �On Next:� Schedule Filler (Lambie)
[slashtom] i ride a 23 year pikey (Lambie)
[slashtom] i ride a 23 year old pikey (Lambie)
[slashtom] i ride a 23 year old pikey [slashtom] and am proud of it (Quasi)
[slashtom] i ride a 23 year old pikey [slashtom] and am proud of it [Quasi] she was 13 and you know it (ArrStuii)
[slashtom] i ride a 23 year old pikey [slashtom] and am proud of it [Quasi] he was 13 and you know it (Quasi)
[slashtom] i ride a 23 year old pikey [slashtom] and am proud of it [Quasi] he was 13 and you know it [slashtom] a pert young anus in PJM (Quasi)
[slashtom] i ride a 23 year old pikey [slashtom] and am proud of it [Quasi] he was 13 and you know it [slashtom] a pert young anus in PJM [slashtom] i needed it (Quasi)
[slashtom] i ride a 23 year old pikey [slashtom] and am proud of it [Quasi] he was 13 and you know it [slashtom] a pert young anus in PJM [slashtom] i needed it [eppa] Im not sure if he has a pulse (ArrStuii)
[slashtom] i ride a 23 year old pikey [slashtom] and am proud of it [Quasi] he was 13 and you know it [slashtom] a pert young anus in PJM [slashtom] i needed it [eppa] Im not sure if he has a pulse [slashtom] i wore a nappy [ArrStuii] no evidence (Quasi)
[slashtom] christians blow themselves up to kill others (Quasi)
[slashtom] christians blow themselves up to kill others [slashtom] even nermal (Quasi)
[slashtom] christians blow themselves up to kill others [slashtom] even nermal [Burmal] for Peace (Quasi)
The previous topic had a purpose, which was served. (Quasi)
[James] lace [James] I need to get some [James] hmm, gay lace tied to my arse (Lambie)
[James] lace [James] I need to get some [James] hmm, gay lace tied to my arse [James] tights or stockings? (Lambie)
[Lambie] i had a big one on sunday [Lambie] feek built it up all weekend but i took it without any trouble (ArrStuii)
[Lambie] i had a big one on sunday [Lambie] feek built it up all weekend but i took it without any trouble [Saarlax] I entered his mancunt too (Quasi)
[Lambie] i had a big one on sunday [Lambie] feek built it up all weekend but i took it without any trouble [Saarlax] I entered his mancunt too [ArrStuii] it is so pert (Quasi)
[Lambie] i had a big one on sunday [Lambie] feek built it up all weekend but i took it without any trouble [Saarlax] I entered his mancunt too [ArrStuii] it is so pert [ArrStuii] gaz has nowt on lambie (Quasi)
[Lambie] i had a big one on sunday [Lambie] feek built it up all weekend but i took it without any trouble [Saarlax] I entered his mancunt too [ArrStuii] it is so pert [ArrStuii] gaz has nowt on lambie [Lambie] my quim is second to none (Quasi)
[Lambie] i had a big one on sunday [Lambie] feek built it up all weekend but i took it without any trouble [Saarlax] I entered his mancunt too [ArrStuii] it is so pert [ArrStuii] gaz has nowt on lambie [Lambie] i need warm quim (Quasi)
[Lambie] i had a big one on sunday [Lambie] feek built it up all weekend but i took it without any trouble [Saarlax] I entered his mancunt too [ArrStuii] it is so pert [ArrStuii] gaz has nowt on lambie [Lambie] i need warm quim [sp0d] i want to witness you and blu [sp0d] Usual payment will be given (Quasi)
[Lambie] i had a big one on sunday [Lambie] feek built it up all weekend but i took it without any trouble [Saarlax] I entered his mancunt too [ArrStuii] it is so pert [ArrStuii] gaz has nowt on lambie [Lambie] i need warm quim [sp0d] i want to witness you and Blu [sp0d] Usual payment will be given (Quasi)
[Lambie] i had a big one on sunday [Lambie] feek built it up all weekend but i took it without any trouble [Saarlax] I entered his mancunt too [ArrStuii] it is so pert [ArrStuii] gaz has nowt on lambie [Lambie] i need warm quim [sp0d] i want to witness you and Blu [sp0d] Usual payment will be given [sp0d] (Quasi)
[Lambie] i had a big one on sunday [Lambie] feek built it up all weekend but i took it without any trouble [ArrStuii] it is so pert [ArrStuii] gaz has nowt on lambie [Lambie] i need warm quim [sp0d] i want to witness you and Blu [sp0d] Usual payment will be given [sp0d] work that wang (Quasi)
[Lambie] i had a big one on sunday [Lambie] feek built it up all weekend but i took it without any trouble [ArrStuii] so pert [ArrStuii] gaz has nowt on lambie [Lambie] i need warm quim [sp0d] i want to witness you and Blu [sp0d] Usual payment will be given [sp0d] work that wang (Quasi)
[Lambie] i had a big one on sunday [Lambie] feek built it up all weekend but i took it without any trouble [ArrStuii] so pert [ArrStuii] gaz has nowt on lambie [Lambie] i need warm quim [sp0d] i want to witness you and Blu [sp0d] Usual payment will be given [sp0d] work that wang [Burt] go down with fermit (Quasi)
62 DEAD IN MADRID FIVE BLAST HELL. SHINY BOILERSUITED. FOR SECURITY REASONS. WHERES SPAIN AGAIN? SAYS BUSH, IN STATEMENT. (^Stuii^)
120 DEAD IN MADRID FIVE BLAST HELL. SHINY BOILERSUITED. FOR SECURITY REASONS. WHERES SPAIN AGAIN? SAYS BUSH, IN STATEMENT. (StuiiWAR)
120 DEAD IN MADRID QUAD TRAIN BLAST HELL (StuiiWAR)
131 DEAD, 400 INJURED IN MADRID QUAD TRAIN BLAST HELL (StuiiWAR)
173 DEAD, 400 INJURED IN MADRID QUAD TRAIN BLAST HELL (StuiiWAR)
173 DEAD, 400 INJURED IN MADRID TRIPLE TRAIN BLAST HELL NOW DUBBED 3/11 (by #aber) (StuiiWAR)
173 DEAD, 600 INJURED IN MADRID TRIPLE TRAIN BLAST HELL NOW DUBBED 3/11 (by #aber) (StuiiELEVEN)
AT LEAST 173 DEAD, 600 INJURED IN MADRID QUAD TRAIN BLAST HELL NOW DUBBED 3/11 (BY #ABER) (^Stuii^)
AT LEAST 182 DEAD, 600 INJURED IN MADRID QUAD TRAIN BLAST HELL NOW DUBBED 3/11 (BY #ABER) (^Stuii^)
AT LEAST 190 DEAD, 1200 INJURED IN MADRID QUAD TRAIN BLAST HELL NOW DUBBED 3/11 (BY #ABER) (^Stuii^)
AT LEAST 190 DEAD, 1200 INJURED IN MADRID QUAD TRAIN BLAST HELL NOW DUBBED 3/11 (BY #ABER). IT WAS BIN LINER, CLAIMS BIN LINERS LOT. (^Stuii^)
AT LEAST 190 DEAD, 1200 INJURED IN MADRID TEN TRAIN BLAST HELL NOW DUBBED 3/11 (BY #ABER). IT WAS BIN LINER, CLAIMS BIN LINERS LOT. IT WAS ETA, CLAIMS OTHER EVIDENCE. (QuasiWAR)
AT LEAST 190 DEAD 1200 INJURED IN MADRID TEN BLAST HELL DUBBED 3/11(BY #ABER) IT WAS BIN LINER CLAIMS BIN LINERS LOT. IT WAS ETA CLAIMS EVIDENCE. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3503870.stm God Bless America (Quasi)
AT LEAST 198 DEAD 1400 INJURED IN MADRID TEN BLAST HELL DUBBED 3/11(BY #ABER) IT WAS BIN LINER CLAIMS BIN LINERS LOT. IT WAS ETA CLAIMS EVIDENCE. SNOW IN UK. (^Gulp^)
NEARLY 200 DEAD 1400 INJURED IN MADRID TEN BLAST HELL DUBBED 3/11(BY #ABER) AND SPAINS 9/11 BY OTHERS. IT WAS BIN LINER CLAIMS BIN LINERS LOT. IT WAS ETA CLAIMS EVIDENCE. SNOW IN UK. (^Quasi^)
NEARLY 200 DEAD 1400 INJURED IN MADRID TEN BLAST HELL 911 DAYS AFTER 9/11 DUBBED 3/11(BY #ABER) AND SPAINS 9/11 BY OTHERS. IT WAS BIN LINER CLAIMS BIN LINERS LOT. IT WAS ETA CLAIMS EVIDENCE. SNOW IN UK. (^Quasi^)
EVERYONE IN SPAIN DEAD (^Stuii^)
[^James] if I had the money then Id be up for a facialEVERYONE IN SPAIN DEAD (^Stuii^)
[^James] if I had the money then Id be up for a facial (^Stuii^)
[NO] SNOW IN $TOWN (^Stuii^)
�On Now:� Degree Pissing Contests, With Diploma Holders �On Later:� Whose Degree Is It Anyway? (Lambie)
[James] Ive no pubes (sp0d)
$ADVERT (^Stuii^)
NO WANKING, SAID BADEN POWELL (^Stuii^)
[eppa] YOYOYO BITCHES [eppa] Kingston is Chav CentralNO WANKING, SAID BADEN POWELL (^Stuii^)
[eppa] YOYOYO BITCHES [eppa] Kingston is Chav Central (^Stuii^)
[eppa] YOYOYO BITCHES [eppa] Kingston is Chav Central [eppa] I might get more special brew in (^Stuii^)
[eppa] YOYOYO BITCHES [eppa] Kingston is Chav Central [eppa] I might get more special brew in * eppa fingers his knob (sp0d)
[eppa] YOYOYO BITCHES [eppa] Kingston is Chav Central [eppa] I might get more special brew in * eppa fingers his knob [eppa] ffs, wheres woodsta, I need head (Quasi)
[eppa] YOYOYO BITCHES [eppa] Kingston is Chav Central [eppa] I might get more special brew in * eppa fingers his knob [eppa] ffs, wheres woodsta, I need head [eppa] dave is my man (^Stuii^)
[eppa] YOYOYO BITCHES [eppa] Kingston is Chav Central [eppa] I might get more special brew in * eppa fingers his knob [eppa] ffs, wheres woodsta, I need head [eppa] dave is my man [eppa] i am top white trash (Quasi)
[eppa] YOYOYO BITCHES [eppa] Kingston is Chav Central [eppa] I might get more special brew in * eppa fingers his knob [eppa] ffs, wheres woodsta, I need head [eppa] dave is my man [eppa] i am top white trash [eppa] SCREW IT [eppa] ARGH (^Stuii^)
SHINY DEAD (Quasi)
ON NOW: MY FIREWALL IS MORE RIGHT WING THAN YOURS. ON NEXT: I GOT IT ON KAZAA! (^Stuii^)
No really, it WAS us, INSIST AL-Q (^Stuii^)
* Burt gives himself scat [Burt] looking for a quick and dirty solution (Quasi)
* Burt scats himself [Burt] looking for a quick and dirty solution (Quasi)
ON NOW: MY $VARIABLE0 IS $VARIABLE1 THAN YOUR $VARIABLE2. ON LATER: OH $VARIABLE3 IT $VARIABLE4 (shiny)
ON NOW: MY $ITEM[0] IS $ADJECTIVE THAN YOUR $ITEM[1]. ON LATER: OH $EXPLETIVE IT $SCOPE (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: MY $ITEM[0] IS $ADJECTIVE THAN YOUR $ITEM[1]. ON LATER: OH $EXPLETIVE IT $SCOPE ON TOMORROW: TODAY [rpt] (^Quasi^)
HYPERMARKET (^Stuii^)
DREISHIT (^Stuii^)
AZNAR DEAD (^Quasi^)
AZNAR DEAD, PUTIN TO BE CROWNED EMPEROR (^Quasi^)
ON NOW: Hormonal overload ON NEXT: Masturbatory Silence (Asan)
ON NOW: Hormonal overload (aka Ops Begging) ON NEXT: Masturbatory Silence (aka we banned them) (sp0d)
The Previous topic was a misinterpretion of the facts (^Quasi^)
[Burt] you get ops in #teenchat by just exposing yourself to an op via webcam (^Quasi^)
eppa complains of new girl in office looking dippy and vacant *IRONIC-O-SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
eppa complains of new girl in office acting dippy and looking vacant *IRONYSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Burt] i love to be dominated by fermit (^Quasi^)
[Burt] i love to be dominated by fermit [Burt] eppa rolls in our shit (^Quasi^)
[Burt] i love to be dominated by fermit (^Quasi^)
STUDENTS DOOMED (^Stuii^)
BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH (^Woodsta^)
BEWARE THE IVES OF MARCH (^Quasi^)
TANATHOS NOT GAY AND NOT GREEK, REVEALS TANATHOS (^Stuii^)
Four suspicious packages are being examined after they were sent to diplomatic premises in London on Monday, police say. (QuasiPSYWAR)
Four suspicious packages are being examined after they were sent to diplomatic premises in London on Monday, police say. (StuiiWAR)
Four suspicious packages are being examined after they were sent to diplomatic premises in London on Monday, police say. (QuasiPSYWAR)
[eppa] feek no I dont, I never take drugs [eppa] theyre for LOSERS (Burt)
[^Woodsta^] Id much rather get some watersports action with feek (StuiiWAR)
[^Woodsta^] Id much rather get some watersports action with feek [^Woodsta^] we should do watersports [eppa] I aint pissing on anybody [eppa] Id be up for an orgy [Lex] even in an orgy you wouldnt pull (StuiiWAR)
[^Woodsta^] Id much rather get some watersports action with feek [^Woodsta^] we should do watersports [eppa] I aint pissing on anybody [eppa] Id be up for an orgy [Lex] even in an orgy you wouldnt pull [StuiiWAR] never goes down very well (eppa)
YOU ARE THE LAZIEST MAN ON MARS (StuiiWAR)
* Lambie sets himself up the pork [eppa] hmm, Im sensing meat here (^Stuii^)
[sp0d] kindly shaft me up the arse with a choirboy and call me Fiona (Lambie)
[sp0d] kindly shaft me up the arse with a choirboy and call me Fiona [dream] bum me and call me neil [dream] take pictures (^Quasi^)
FUCK OFF GORDON BROWN. JUST FUCK OFF. (^Stuii^)
WESLEY LOWEY IN GIVE IT ALL TO ME FERFREE ONNASTICK NOW LOWEYBLOG REVELATIONS (^Stuii^)
MILITANT MARCH. (^Quasi^)
EINS ZWEI DREI VIER. MILITANT MARCH IST DEFINITIV HIER. (^Stuii^)
EINS ZWEI DREI VIER. MILITANTER MARZ IST DEFINITIV HIER. (^Stuii^)
JIMMY WHITE HELD FOR POTTING THE WHITE UP HIS NOSE *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
JIMMY WHITE HELD FOR POTTING THE WHITE UP HIS NOSE *TRUESHOCKER* %BOTHER AMUSING NEWS:%B RUNAWAY RAILWAY LUGGAGE TROLLY BREAKS SCARGILLS ELBOW (Lambie)
JIMMY WHITE HELD FOR POTTING THE WHITE UP HIS NOSE *TRUESHOCKER* �OTHER AMUSING NEWS:� RUNAWAY RAILWAY LUGGAGE TROLLY BREAKS SCARGILLS ELBOW (Lambie)
JIMMY WHITE HELD FOR POTTING THE WHITE UP HIS NOSE *TRUESHOCKER* �OTHER AMUSING NEWS:� RUNAWAY RAILWAY LUGGAGE TROLLEY BREAKS SCARGILLS ELBOW (^Stuii^)
[feek] now running at 1.4gigs [feek] and rock solid [-- feek has quit (Connection timed out) (^Stuii^)
COLONEL VON STROHM DEAD (^Stuii^)
COLONEL VON STROHM DEAD, AUT strike looks to have worked; reasonable offer now on table. (Wyrm)
* Burt grunts for stuii (^Stuii^)
* Burt grunts for stuii [Burt] he popped it in me [Burt] I was expecting it to be bigger [^Stuii^] it is at first, but you get used to it (Quasi)
* Burt grunts for stuii [Burt] he popped it in me [Burt] I was expecting it to be bigger [^Stuii^] it is at first, but you get used to it [shiny] stuii has a firm backend (^Stuii^)
* Burt grunts for stuii [Burt] he popped it in me [Burt] I was expecting it to be bigger [^Stuii^] it is at first, but you get used to it [shiny] stuii has a firm backend [Shrink] a desirable handful (Quasi)
* Burt grunts for stuii [Burt] he popped it in me [Burt] I was expecting it to be bigger [^Stuii^] it is at first, but you get used to it [shiny] stuii has a firm backend [Shrink] a desirable handful * Burt imagines oral sex on ferret (^Stuii^)
http://www.semenex.com/home.html *NOF* (Mr_Scod)
[Burt] I was masturbating babies in the name of science (StuiiWAR)
[Burt] I was masturbating babies in the name of science [Burt] that look like raff (StuiiWAR)
[Burt] I was masturbating babies in the name of science [Burt] that look like raff [Burt] brazillian [Burt] very creamy (^Stuii^)
[^Quasi^] I really want to flash my boobs again [feek] gwan (^Gulp^)
GEORGE MICHAELS CAREER DEAD (^Stuii^)
ONE SKIN, TWO SKIN, THREE SKIN ... (^Stuii^)
WELCOME TO THE DANGER ZONE (shiny)
Banned/dont want to join #aber? Simply get another channel member to MSN you everything you want to know! (^Stuii^)
[StuiiWAR] shit on my tits and call me fiona (Lambie)
ARETHA FRANKLIN DEAD (Burt)
ARETHA FRANKLIN DEAD (may not be true) (Burt)
ARETHA FRANKLIN DEAD [^Gulp^] Id fuck her one last time (^Gulp^)
The previous topic mixed two recognised topic formats, which is not permitted (StuiiWAR)
[Burt] Im going to give head [slashtom] i do my own, easier (^Gulp^)
[Burt] Im going to give head [slashtom] i do my own, easier * slashtom strokes his rear (Wyrm)
ON NOW: Unmitigated Bollocks (All channels, all networks) (^Stuii^)
�On Now:� What Have We Learned Today? with Lambie and Stuii �On Next:� What Has Slashtom Learned Today? with Slashtom and Quasi �On Later:� Slashtom Banned [rpt] (Lambie)
The Previous scheduel has been cancelled (Quasi[])
PORTSMOUTHS TRICORN CENTRE DEAD (StuiiWAR)
PORTSMOUTHS TRICORN CENTRE DEAD * Quasi[] goes camp (Owf)
the previous topic mixed two topic types, which is not allowed. (^Gulp^)
HUGE MACHINERY AND 1812 OVERTURE DESTROYS CENTRAL PORTSMOUTH (StuiiWAR)
#Aber SCM reaches new depths of pedantry: http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/35/36510.html (Wyrm)
The previous topic was fucking boring (StuiiWAR)
[Blu] i dont mind so long as it tastes good (^Gulp^)
DOMINIQUE WALLACE DEAD (StuiiWAR)
OWF CONFIRMED TO BE BELLA EMBERG. LAMBIE CONFIRMED NOT TO BE BELLA EMBERG. (StuiiWAR)
[Burt] my penis is in her (^Gulp^)
The previous topic was by ^Gulp^ and deemed to be unacceptably shit. (Owf)
NEXT ON HONEST ASANS HARDWARE BAZAAR: ASAN SAYS NO! (^Stuii^)
EVERYTHING IS NORMAL. THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE. (^Stuii^)
INTERNET DEAD: ARP QUEUEADA BLAMED (shiny)
[feek] i like rape (shiny)
PCs BELONGING TO CHANNEL MEMBERS DEAD (Owf)
[Owf] shiny doesnt know the first thing about sex [shiny] denied [shiny] i am available at 50 quid an hour (^Gulp^)
http://indigo.org/webcam/ (ArrStuii)
ON NOW: Slashtom -v- Quasi & Co. ON NEXT: Highlights. ON AFTER: Panorama. (ArrStuii)
The Previous Topic was redundant (Quasi)
016vb5498br890etbv67re8pt9560[2349587-042357234-=52435!$%?%$?!^%?^!)?*5210#4735!$?%)$327513-p597345p2-3497520439582043c947059874320 90978??? (Burt)
The previous topic made no sense, causing the author to be routinely ridiculed (Lambie)
* James imagines tonguing sp0d wearing a dog collar (StuiiWAR)
* James imagines tonguing sp0d wearing a dog collar [James] (with scat) (StuiiWAR)
* James imagines tonguing sp0d wearing a dog collar [James] (with his dogscat) (StuiiWAR)
* James imagines tonguing sp0d wearing a dog collar [James] (with his dogscat) [burt] Ive always thought having him bark at me quite ewharousing (Blu)
* James imagines tonguing sp0d wearing a dog collar [James] (with his dogscat) [burt] Ive always thought having him bark at me quite arousing (Blu)
* James imagines tonguing sp0d wearing a dog collar [James] (with his dogscat) [burt] Ive always thought having him bark at me quite arousing [James] last night I did it in the dark (StuiiWAR)
* James imagines tonguing sp0d wearing a dog collar [James] (with his dogscat) [burt] Ive always thought having him bark at me quite arousing [James] last night I did it in the dark [James] in theory no-one should have seen much (StuiiWAR)
FEEDING TIME (Burt)
[burt] i really wish stuii would put his cock in latex for me (Shrink)
[burt] i really wish stuii would put his cock in latex for me [burt] the hot rude tunnel tart (eppa)
ON NOW: Everything Stuii Owns Breaks. ON NEXT: Falling Down, Manchester Edition (Quasi)
PETER USTINOV DEAD (ArrStuii)
[Burt] I love little girls, they make me feel so good (ArrStuii)
[SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDERS] [SPIDER (ArrStuii)
NIGGER. SHIT. SHIT DAMN MOTHERFUCKER states spoof hip-hop artist FUR-Q (ArrStuii)
[Burt] I FIND SCAT AROUSING, IM FUCKING HORRID AND SICK, JUST LOOK AT ME (Quasi)
ALISTAIR COOKE DEAD *trueshocker* (Asan)
[shiny] ask shrink to mail you some of his rohypnol [Blu] worked for me :) (Quasi)
SHRINK TO BE PAID LATE (NO, THIS IS NOT A SPACE-TIME BLIP) (Burt)
SHRINK TO BE PAID LATE (NO, THIS IS NOT A SPACE-TIME BLIP) *trueshocker* (Shrink)
SHRINK TO BE PAID NEXT WEEK LETS ALL DO THE TIME WARP NOW. (Lambie)
The previous topic was well old (ArrStuii)
The previous topic was set by someone who is well old (Quasi)
The previous topic was set by someone who has merely days to live (ArrStuii)
TWO DIE (ArrStuii)
ON NOW: The before work show with sp0d (sp0d)
[Asan] I double sausaged a muff this morning (ArrStuii)
http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsPackageArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=487914&section=news NO, AMERICA, %BFUCK YOU%B. (Quasi[])
http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsPackageArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=487914&section=news NO, AMERICA, FUCK YOU. (Quasi[])
[James^] Ill have a man round on Monday [NLA/NLR] ([Deev])
[James^] Ill have a man round on Monday [Burt] nermal is quite nice (James^)
[James^] Ill have a man round on Monday [Burt] nermal is quite nice [Burt] THE INTERNET MADE ME INTO A PAEDO (Stuii[])
[sp0d] I have a generally ok standard of spelling and grammar (^Stuii^)
[James^] Im going to go suck my manager (^Stuii^)
ARSE 0 MANU 1 CARE FACTOR 0 (^Stuii^)
[burt] my parents are pretty poofs (sp0d)
Topic neglected, normal service to resume soon... (sp0d)
The previous topic was set by sp0d (^Gulp^)
The previous topic was set by Gulp, the one before by sp0d. COME ON, #ABER, WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS (Shrink)
ON NOW: Waiting to see if shrink has been paid ON LATER: THE MILKY BARS ARE ON SHRINK! (^Gulp^)
SHRINK DEAD (shiny)
* Burt fucks spam (sp0d)
* Burt fucks spam [Burt] tongues the bush too (sp0d)
* Burt fucks spam [Burt] tongues the bush too * Quasi gestures (sp0d)
The previous topic was an insult to parps memory (Lambie)
ON NOW: Watch as Burt fails his degree (sp0d)
ON NOW: Watch as Burt fails his degree ON NEXT: Impending Quasi Failure and explosive self-destruction. for allah. (Quasi)
[Wyrm] Owf: you merely need to learn technique and patience. (^Gulp^)
[Duct] I had a huge monkey coming in my ear (^Gulp^)
[eppa] I could get the receptionist to bind me [James^] I used blinkers for a few hours [James^] I learnt how to abuse him then (Burt)
[eppa] I could get the receptionist to bind me [James^] I used blinkers for a few hours [James^] I learnt how to abuse him then [^Gulp^] incest eh (eppa)
[eppa] I could get the receptionist to bind me [James^] I used blinkers for a few hours [James^] I learnt how to abuse him then [^Gulp^] incest eh [Burt] i dont care what sex they are (eppa)
[Burt] i spank men (^Gulp^)
[Burt] i spank men [Blu] can you get them here by today? (^Gulp^)
[Burt] i spank men [Blu] can you get them here by today? [eppa] I need sex (Wyrm)
[Burt] i spank men [Blu] can you get them here by today [Asan] a single man will do me (^Gulp^)
[Burt] i spank men [Blu] can you get them here by today [Asan] a single man will do me [^Stuii^] in all reality youll end up tossing (^Gulp^)
[Burt] i spank men [Blu] can you get them here by today [Asan] a single man will do me [eppa] I need sex [^Stuii^] in all reality youll end up tossing (Wyrm)
[Burt] i spank men [Blu] can you get them here by today [Asan] a single man will do me [eppa] I need sex [eppa] i love gays (^Gulp^)
[Burt] i spank men [Blu] can you get them here by today [Asan] a single man will do me [eppa] I need sex [eppa] i love gays [Wyrm] i need Great Cunt Loving (Lambie)
[Burt] i spank men [Blu] can you get them here by today [Asan] a single man will do me [eppa] I need sex [eppa] i love gays [Wyrm] i need Great Cunt Loving [Wyrm] a good cunt is so hard to find (Lambie)
[Burt] i spank men [Blu] can you get them here by today [Asan] a single man will do me [eppa] I need sex [eppa] i love gays [Wyrm] i need Great Cunt Loving [Wyrm] a good cunt is so hard to find [James`^] have mine (Lambie)
[Burt] i spank men [Blu] can you get them here by today [Asan] a single man will do me [eppa] I need sex [eppa] i love gays [Wyrm] i need Great Cunt Loving [Wyrm] a good cunt is so hard to find [James`^] have mine [James`^] my cunt is so desperate for cocks (Lambie)
[Burt] i spank men [Blu] can you get them here by today [Asan] a single man will do me [eppa] I need sex [eppa] i love gays [Wyrm] i need Great Cunt Loving [Wyrm] a good cunt is so hard to find [James`^] have mine [James`^] my mancunt is so desperate for cocks (Lambie)
ON NOW: Ground Force, with Asan ON NEXT: Changing rooms, with James (Asan)
[eppa] ive been rimming woodsta (shiny)
[eppa] ive been rimming woodsta [eppa] I think flatmate was giving his girlfriend a good fingering this morning (James`^)
[eppa] I think flatmate was giving his girlfriend a good fingering this morning [NLANLR] (James`^)
BAN HOLIDAYS (shiny)
TELL ME FOR MY VEGAS HOLIDAY : RED OR BLACK? (Mr_Scod)
[Blu] i have to fuck myself (^Gulp^)
[Blu] i have to fuck myself [eppa] service me (^Gulp^)
[eppa] i like men in uniform (^Gulp^)
[eppa] i like men in uniform [Wyrm] i saw him, cum on his hands (^Gulp^)
[eppa] i like men in uniform [Wyrm] i saw him, cum on his hands [eppa] ooh, penis (^Gulp^)
[eppa] i like men in uniform [Wyrm] i saw him, cum on his hands [eppa] ooh, penis [Saarlax] Looks like a lady, but really its a man (eppa)
[eppa] i like men in uniform [Wyrm] i saw him, cum on his hands [eppa] ooh, penis [Saarlax] I find Gulp attractive. Looks like a man, but really a lady. (^Gulp^)
[eppa] i like men in uniform [Wyrm] i saw him, cum on his hands [eppa] ooh, penis [Saarlax] I find Gulp attractive. Looks like a man, but really a lady. [eppa] I find her more depressing now than anything (^Gulp^)
[Asan] eppa was incredibly moist [Asan] I have to get moist in the mornings and evenings too ([Deev])
�ON NOW:� Asan (^Gulp^)
the previous topic was a gulp failure (^Gulp^)
ON NOW: Asan topic-baits ON NEXT: Asan ban-fest ([Deev])
ABER IS CALLING (Gaz)
�ON NOW:� Everyone is an expert �ON LATER:� Everyone is an expert (rep.) with Sp0d [sponsored by Google] (^Gulp^)
CARON KEATING DEAD *trueshocker* (Asan)
[eppa] ArrStuii: how are you finding the solid feel of my butt? (Owf)
[James^] I need more young men in my house [James^] male and single would be a bonus (ArrStuii)
[James^] I need more young men in my house [James^] male and single would be a bonus [James^] he can pay to bugger me (Lambie)
[James^] I need more young men in my house [James^] male and single would be a bonus [James^] he can pay to bugger me [James^] I wish for an enema (sp0d)
The previous topic displayed some vague signs of promise before sp0d ruined it for everyone (Lambie)
[James^] I need more young men in my house [James^] male and single would be a bonus [James^] he can pay to bugger me [James^] he pins me down in the stock room and strip me naked (ArrStuii)
�BREAKING NEWS� ITS WAR. YES. THIS IS A WAR. (rpt.) With Quasi. (^Gulp^)
[shiny] mine is 3 inches [Asan] shiny mine is more like a 200 inch banger [Saarlax] i find jimbob has a small one, more than enough for me and gulp together (^Gulp^)
[shiny] mine is 3 inches [Asan] shiny mine is more like a 200 inch banger [Saarlax] i find jimbob has a small one, more than enough for me and gulp together [eppa] I tasted his [Wyrm] one to try I think (^Gulp^)
ON NOW: #Aber Hates. Today: June Sarpong. Tommorow: Bill Thompson (rpt.) (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: #Aber Hates. Today: June Sarpong. Tomorrow: Bill Thompson (rpt.) (shiny)
MONIQUE POE DEAD (^Stuii^)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/3630577.stm (^Gulp^)
The previous topic, whilst newsworthy, was not topicworthy (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW:� Eppas catch up session (^Gulp^)
[Owf] i fiddle with stuiis old man penis [^Stuii^] aye (^Gulp^)
[Owf] i fiddle with stuiis old man penis [^Stuii^] aye [Burt] i had his hole to eat out (^Gulp^)
[Owf] i fiddle with stuiis old man penis [^Stuii^] aye [Burt] i had his hole to eat out [^Quasi^] i came over the grandad (^Gulp^)
[eppa] I want something healthy and low fat, with some carbs and protein from woodsta tonight [NLANLR] (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I want something healthy and low fat, with some carbs and protein from woodsta tonight [eppa] I wouldnt get too excited, itll be chocolate (^Stuii^)
[Burt] its been a good few years since ive had it to be honest (^Stuii^)
[Burt] its been a good few years since ive had it to be honest [Burt] i ming anyway (^Stuii^)
[Burt] its been a good few years since ive had it to be honest [Burt] i ming anyway [Burt] i need someone to do me (Lambie)
[Burt] its been a good few years since ive had it to be honest [Burt] i ming anyway [Burt] i need someone to do me [eppa] I just took some pictures of my sister wanking [eppa] on top of my Dad (^Quasi^)
[Burt] its been a good few years since ive had it to be honest [Burt] i ming anyway [Burt] i need someone to do me [eppa] I just took some pictures of my sister wanking [eppa] on top of my Dad [eppa] now Im waiting for woodsta to come home so I can mount him (^Quasi^)
[Burt] its been a good few years since ive had it to be honest [Burt] i ming anyway [Burt] i need someone to do me [eppa] I just took some pictures of my sister wanking [eppa] on top of my Dad [eppa] now Im waiting for woodsta to come home so I can mount him [fragg] wipe with a hankerchief in a wanking (ArrStuii)
The previous topic suffered an orifice explosion and was destroyed (ArrStuii)
ON NOW: HELLO bash.org (sp0d)
ON NOW: HELLO bash.org ON LATER: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, KEEP THE FUCK UP (eppa)
[eppa] burt can you imagine Fred naked, except black socks and his 70s glasses? [Burt] right, time for me to have a shower [eppa] naked Fred with you in the shower [Burt] right on (ArrStuii)
* Lambie slams the lamb (ArrStuii)
MR. BIG o_|/s DUBYAH AND BLIAR IN SPANISH IRAQ TROOP WITHDRAWL *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[^Quasi^] i suck cock (shiny)
[^Quasi^] i suck cock [slashtom] i wank it [slashtom] im a queer [^Quasi^] wank this (shiny)
[^Quasi^] i suck cock [slashtom] i wank it [slashtom] im a queer [^Quasi^] wank this [slashtom] it has gone limp (shiny)
[^Quasi^] i suck cock [slashtom] i wank it [slashtom] im a queer [^Quasi^] wank this [slashtom] it has gone limp [eppa] how did slashtom take your cock? (^Quasi^)
DIRTY CHEATING HAND OF GOD SPIC MARADONA IN INTENSIVE CARE WITH HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AND BREATHING DIFFICULTIES DUE TO ROLE MODEL DRUG ADDITION *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
DIRTY CHEATING HAND OF GOD SPIC MARADONA IN INTENSIVE CARE WITH HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AND BREATHING DIFFICULTIES DUE TO ROLE MODEL DRUG ADDICTION *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
ROLE MODEL DIRTY CHEATING HAND OF GOD SPIC MARADONA IN INTENSIVE CARE WITH HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AND BREATHING DIFFICULTIES DUE TO DRUG ADDICTION *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[eppa] i spank men (^Gulp^)
[eppa] i spank men [eppa] most of them were unemployed (^Quasi^)
[eppa] i spank men [eppa] most of them were unemployed [Blu] why not find a more humane method then? (^Gulp^)
READ ALL ABOUT IT: Jimbob to become corner-shop local-rag seller (shiny)
JIMBOB QUITS SIX YEAR DEGREE COURSE TO BECOME RETAIL CHAIN SHELF STACKER *TRUE-UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Humournews, with Owf. ([Deev])
[eppa] I had a hot American tart [eppa] it was a working lunch, mind you (^Quasi^)
[eppa] I had a hot American tart [eppa] strange fanny (^Gulp^)
[Burt] i wanked over quasi (^Gulp^)
[Burt] i wanked over quasi [eppa] i did too (^Gulp^)
BREAKING NEWS: Jimbob quits uni for career in retail *trueunshocker* (shiny)
BREAKING NEWS: JIMBOB CONFIRMED TO BE AN UTTER FAILURE *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
�BREAKING NEWS:� JIMBOB CONFIRMED TO BE AN UTTER FAILURE *UNSHOCKER* [1] (^Gulp^)
CELEBRATE THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF 1994! (^Stuii^)
[14:15] [Blu] hmm i can feel my own pulse without even trying [14:15] * Blu (luelizard@osfb.aber.org.uk) Quit (Quit: CGI:IRC 0.4.3 [EOF]) (^Stuii^)
WHAT WILL SP0DOFFSPRING LEARN FIRST? A) MAMMA B) DADDA C) ! GOOGLE. BET NOW. (^Stuii^)
[eppa] by far the most pleasing thing about being gay is doing stuii up the arse, while licking spod out (^Gulp^)
[eppa] by far the most pleasing thing about being gay is doing stuii up the arse, while licking spod out [eppa] another boner and Ill shag Asan too (^Gulp^)
The previous topic didnt even come close to being NLA compliant (^Stuii^)
[eppa] by far the most pleasing thing about being gay is doing stuii up the arse, while licking spod out [eppa] another boner and Ill shag Asan too (^Gulp^)
[shiny] i want to fuck goats, but dried man cum is good too (Asan)
[shiny] i want to fuck goats, but dried man cum is good too [eppa] from the source is equally good i find (Asan)
[shiny] i want to fuck goats, but dried man cum is good too [eppa] from the source is equally good i find [Quasi] i have 6 goats which I usually use [Quasi] its a case of entering them until i find the right one (Asan)
[shiny] i want to fuck goats, but dried man cum is good too [eppa] from the source is equally good i find [Quasi] i have 6 goats which I usually use [Quasi] its a case of entering them until i find the right one [Burt] my goat is a bit tiresome, im looking for something more butch [Burt] i could just sho (Asan)
[shiny] i want to fuck goats, but dried man cum is good too [Quasi] i have 6 goats which I usually use [Quasi] its a case of entering them until i find the right one [Burt] my goat is a bit tiresome, im looking for something more butch [Burt] i could just shove it in my computer (Asan)
NORRIS McWHIRTER DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (Shrink)
[Blu] im hungry [eppa] but Im not horny today [Blu] then dont imagine me naked (^Gulp^)
[Blu] unsightly hair [Asan] right, thats your cunt pruned (^Gulp^)
[Blu] unsightly hair [Asan] right, thats your cunt pruned [Burt] Asan has far too many cunts (^Stuii^)
AND YOU CAN MSN US ON ALL THIS (^Stuii^)
AND YOU CAN MSN US ON ALL THIS. BIG $CHANNEL_MEMBER IS WATCHING (^Quasi^)
�n Now:� Anguished Despair �On Next:� Desperate Anger �On Later:� Bitter Recrimination (Lambie)
�On Now:� Anguished Despair �On Next:� Desperate Anger �On Later:� Bitter Recrimination (Lambie)
On Now: Aber in Grip of May Ball Ticket Fever (Nermal)
�ON NOW:� Aber in Grip of May Ball Ticket Fever �ON LATER:� Aber in Grip of Early Hay Fever (^Gulp^)
The previous topic was false, and then it was just lame (^Stuii^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/luxury.mp3 (^Stuii^)
HEY HEY BAD NEWS! FUCK OFF BAD NEWS! (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] spod has a penis to die for, it is little but with an extra boost [^Stuii^] spod tried to fuck me hard and up the arse but i felt nothing (^Gulp^)
[Wyrm] spod has a penis to die for, it is little but with an extra boost [^Stuii^] spod tried to fuck me hard and up the arse but i felt nothing [Shrink] Id like to give that a try with Gulp (^Gulp^)
[Wyrm] spod has a penis to die for, it is little but with an extra boost [^Stuii^] spod tried to fuck me hard and up the arse but i felt nothing [Shrink] Id like to give that a try with Gulp [Nermal] Shrink, I wouldnt bother. spod has a far superiour girth and thrust, more than I can take in one night (^Gulp^)
[Wyrm] spod has a penis to die for, it is little but with an extra boost [^Stuii^] spod tried to fuck me hard and up the arse but i felt nothing [Shrink] Id like to give that a try with Gulp [Nermal] Shrink, I wouldnt bother. spod has a far superior girth and thrust, more than I can take in one night (^Gulp^)
[Wyrm] spod has a penis to die for, it is little but with an extra boost [^Stuii^] spod tried to fuck me hard and up the arse but i felt nothing [Shrink] Id like to give that a try with Gulp [Nermal] Shrink, I wouldnt bother. spod has a far superior girth and thrust, more than I can take in one night [Ow (^Gulp^)
[Owf] Im not sure I like the idea of my private parts being nibbled by spod every night (^Gulp^)
The previous topic was set by ^Gulp^ and was a failure (Asan)
ON NOW: Eppanomaly (Delayed due to the snooker coverage) (Asan)
[Shrink] get in position and piss on me [eppa] I will shit on you instead (^Gulp^)
[Shrink] get in position and piss on me [eppa] I will shit on you instead [Shrink] wank over me eppa [Shrink] wank really hard (^Gulp^)
[Shrink] get in position and piss on me [eppa] I will shit on you instead [Shrink] wank over me eppa [Shrink] wank really hard [eppa] I need to wank Gulp (^Gulp^)
HAPPY RACISM DAY (^Quasi^)
HAPPY ST. RACISTS DAY (^Stuii^)
[ArrStuii] asan, let me suck you off [Asan] erk (^Gulp^)
* ArrStuii fucks a hot chick and eats her out [ArrStuii] Ive got a girlfriend now, you know [ArrStuii] larger arsehole (Asan)
[ArrStuii] asan, let me suck you off [Asan] erk [^Quasi^] tongue me burt (Wyrm)
[ArrStuii] asan, let me suck you off [Asan] erk (Wyrm)
* ArrStuii fucks a hot chick and eats her out [ArrStuii] Ive got a girlfriend now, you know [ArrStuii] larger arsehole (^Quasi^)
* ArrStuii fucks a hot chick and eats her out [ArrStuii] Ive got a girlfriend now, you know [ArrStuii] larger arsehole [ArrStuii] her cunt stinks though [ArrStuii] I YEARN TO COME IN THAT TIGHT HOLE [Burt] aye thats far better (Asan)
* ArrStuii fucks a hot chick and eats her out [ArrStuii] Ive got a girlfriend now, you know [ArrStuii] larger arsehole [ArrStuii] her cunt stinks though [ArrStuii] I YEARN TO COME IN THAT TIGHT HOLE [Burt] aye thats far better [^Quasi^] I find that fingering my anus feels better if you wiggle hard (Asan)
HUNDREDS DEAD (ArrStuii)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3654621.stm BYE EPPA. (^Quasi^)
Shrink and kerni split *shocker* (kerni__)
[^Quasi^] Im too nice. [NLANLR] (Shrink)
[^Quasi^] Im too nice. [NLANLR] [^Quasi^] Im good at people-facing stuff [NLANLR] (shiny)
ESTEE LAUDER DEAD *trueshocker* (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I MUST I MUST I MUST INCREASE MY BUST (^Gulp^)
[shiny] i like 10 year-olds [shiny] it is my bag (^Stuii^)
[shiny] i like 10 year-olds [shiny] it is my bag [shiny] theyre in at the moment [shiny] babies too (eppa)
[^Stuii^] I mainly like anal with cats, not men (^Gulp^)
[^Stuii^] I mainly like anal with cats, not men [eppa] cat bum sex [Blu] i need something a bit more substantial :) (^Gulp^)
[^Stuii^] I mainly like anal with cats, not men [eppa] cat bum sex [Blu] i need something a bit more substantial :) [shiny] what is it with women fucking dogs (^Gulp^)
[^Stuii^] I mainly like anal with cats, not men [eppa] cat bum sex [Blu] i need something a bit more substantial :) [shiny] what is it with women fucking dogs [Wyrm] the little bastards crawl in and carry on going; some even make it all the way (eppa)
[Owf] my previously empty vag now contains cum [eppa] its mine (shiny)
[Owf] my previously empty vag now contains cum [eppa] its mine [Owf] stop it leaking, then (^Quasi^)
EPPA RANDOMLY SELECTED BY GOVERNMENT FOR ID TRIAL SCHEME (^Stuii^)
[shiny] I fancy kids (Asan)
[shiny] I fancy kids [^Stuii^] tight little bums, too (eppa)
[shiny] I fancy kids [^Stuii^] tight little bums, too [^Quasi^] remove that cock you pdf (eppa)
[shiny] I fancy kids [^Stuii^] tight little bums, too [^Quasi^] remove that cock you pdf [Burt] thats made me do a horrid wet fart (eppa)
[shiny] I fancy kids [^Stuii^] tight little bums, too [^Quasi^] remove that cock you pdf [Burt] thats made me do a horrid wet fart [^Quasi^] run your arse on the carpet (eppa)
[shiny] I fancy kids [^Stuii^] tight little bums, too [^Quasi^] remove that cock you pdf [Burt] thats made me do a horrid wet fart [^Quasi^] run your arse on the carpet [Shrink] my turn (eppa)
[shiny] I fancy kids [^Stuii^] tight little bums, too [^Quasi^] remove that cock you pdf [Burt] thats made me do a horrid wet fart [^Quasi^] run your arse on the carpet [Shrink] my turn [Shrink] I attack anus, then run (eppa)
[shiny] I fancy kids [^Stuii^] tight little bums, too [^Quasi^] remove that cock you pdf [Burt] thats made me do a horrid wet fart [^Quasi^] run your arse on the carpet [Shrink] my turn [Shrink] I attack anus, then run [Shrink] fist me eppa (eppa)
[Shrink] I rather like foxes (^Quasi^)
WALES: NO. (^Stuii^)
BT ANNOUNCE MASSIVE SHAKE UP OF ADSL ROLLOUT (Burt)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/abertv/immigration.php (^Stuii^)
[^Quasi^] I need to squint or use a magnifiying glass to see eppas penis (^Gulp^)
[^Quasi^] I need to squint or use a magnifiying glass to see eppas penis [Shrink] gulp, Im going to shag you anally, straight after eppa (^Gulp^)
[^Quasi^] I need to squint or use a magnifiying glass to see eppas penis [^Quasi^] and to think I stayed up most of the night fiddling with it (^Gulp^)
http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/abertv/immigration.php (^Stuii^)
[Burt] Its days like today that make it nice to be alive [Burt] My own Personal Pictures of Teenage Boys Being Shat on [NLA/NLR] (^Stuii^)
[Burt] Its days like today that make it nice to be alive [Burt] My own Personal Pictures of Teenage Boys Being Shat on [NLA/NLR] [eppa] guaranteed shag, Id imagine [NLA/NLR] (Wyrm)
[Burt] Its days like today that make it nice to be alive [Burt] My own Personal Pictures of Teenage Boys Being Shat on [eppa] guaranteed shag, Id imagine [eppa] how do you think I lost all that weight [eppa] it came out as pure poo (^Stuii^)
[Burt] Its days like today that make it nice to be alive [Burt] My own Personal Pictures of Teenage Boys Being Shat on [eppa] guaranteed shag, Id imagine [eppa] how do you think I lost all that weight [eppa] it came out as pure poo [^Stuii^] hes obviously a chemical terrorist (Wyrm)
[Burt] Its days like today that make it nice to be alive [Burt] My own Personal Pictures of Teenage Boys Being Shat on [eppa] guaranteed shag, Id imagine [eppa] how do you think I lost all that weight [eppa] it came out as pure poo (Wyrm)
[eppa] men in pouches showing some cock is my bag (^Gulp^)
[eppa] men in pouches showing some cock is my bag [eppa] I like the smaller ones (^Gulp^)
L@@K http://users.aber.ac.uk/plg0/books.txt W@W QUASIBAY! E-MAIL BID NOW! (^Quasi^)
IRONIC LOG QUOTES #928 [12:01] [JimBob] and I can walk a 3rd - collect the set! ([Deev])
IRONIC LOG QUOTES #928 [12:01] [JimBob] and I can walk a 3rd (28/04/2002) - collect the set! (sp0d)
ON NOW: IRONIC LOG QUOTES #928 [12:01] [JimBob] and I can walk a 3rd (28/04/2002) - collect the set! ON NEXT: Double Glazing Insurance Claims (^Quasi^)
[eppa] I wear panties and a bra (^Gulp^)
[eppa] I wear panties and a bra [eppa] I need more girls clothes (^Gulp^)
[eppa] I wear panties and a bra [eppa] I need more girls clothes [Lambie] id like a garter (eppa)
NON/FORMER CHANNEL MEMBERS: WERE GOING TO TALK ABOUT YOU WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, AND WHETHER YOURE HERE OR NOT. WELCOME TO PLANET EARTH (HUMAN SOCIETY DIVISION) (^Stuii^)
NON/FORMER CHANNEL MEMBERS: WERE GOING TO TALK ABOUT YOU WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, AND WHETHER YOURE HERE OR NOT. WELCOME TO PLANET EARTH (HUMAN SOCIETY DIVISION) o_|/ (sp0d)
FACT x IMPORTANCE = NEWS (^Stuii^)
[eppa] christ, looking at men makes me want to spunk (^Stuii^)
[eppa] christ, looking at men makes me want to spunk [eppa] the thought of sitting on his wang (^Stuii^)
[eppa] christ, looking at men makes me want to spunk [eppa] in their arses (shiny)
[eppa] mushrooms arent drugs *BAN TO REMAIN* (sp0d)
The previous topic, despite its good intentions, was not NLA compliant (^Stuii^)
[Owf] I dont do pubic sport (eppa)
The best part of the previous topic ran down eppas mothers crack and ended up as a brown stain on the back seat (^Quasi^)
[Owf] I did pup (Asan)
[Owf] I did pup [shiny] my manhood is tiny (ArrStuii)
SP0D DEAD (Owf)
[sp0d] I seem to own an iMac G3 333 64Mb RAM 6Gb HD [sp0d] if Blu comes on, someone try to calm her down about owning a Blue iMac (Shrink)
ON NOW: BLU FINDS OUT ABOUT SP0DPURCHASE. ON LATERl SP0D FINDS OUT ABOUT SLEEPING ON THE SOFA (shiny)
ON NOW: BLU FINDS OUT ABOUT SP0DPURCHASE. ON LATER SP0D FINDS OUT ABOUT SLEEPING ON THE SOFA (^Quasi^)
ON NOW: BLU FINDS OUT ABOUT SP0DPURCHASE. ON LATER SP0D FINDS OUT ABOUT SLEEPING ON THE SOFA (shiny)
ON NOW: BLU FINDS OUT ABOUT SP0DPURCHASE. ON LATER: SP0D FINDS OUT ABOUT SLEEPING ON THE SOFA (shiny)
ON NOW: BLU FINDS OUT ABOUT SP0DPURCHASE. ON NEXT: SP0D FINDS OUT ABOUT SLEEPING ON THE SOFA ON LATER: QUASI CARRIES SOME BLACK BAGS INTO THE SEA (^Quasi^)
ON NOW: BLU FINDS OUT ABOUT SP0DPURCHASE. ON NEXT: SP0D FINDS OUT ABOUT SLEEPING ON THE SOFA. ON LATER: QUASI CARRIES SOME BLACK BAGS INTO THE SEA (^Quasi^)
Night Shift, with Quasi (^Quasi^)
Night Shift, with Quasi: Tonights show, Quasi debates cleaning the horrid pool of vomit, whilst curing life, the Universe and everthing. (^Quasi^)
Night Shift, with Quasi: Tonights show, Quasi debates cleaning the horrid pool of vomit, whilst cursing life, the Universe and everthing. (^Quasi^)
ON NOW: NEWS FROM 59 YEARS AGO: HITLER DEAD (^Stuii^)
[eppa] how DARE the ticket office be closed, now I have ?150 cash in my wallet (^Quasi^)
HELLO (^Stuii^)
HELLO! FUCK YOU ALL! (^Stuii^)
LOOK WOW, TERRORISTS, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3679067.stm TERROR WORKS! (QuasiRAGE)
MARTHA LANE FOX NEARLY DEAD (ArrStuii)
[James^] I need a BBQ, on the beach, with the sunset, and a man and then a night of shagging (ArrStuii)
[James^] I need a BBQ, on the beach, with the sunset, and a man and then a night of shagging [James^] I have loads of chocolate [James^] just no man [James^] my mancunt is seeping (ArrStuii)
ON NOW: NEWS FROM 59 YEARS AGO: GERMANY SURRENDERS (ArrStuii)
ON NOW: ABER HATES - CYCLISTS. ON NEXT: ABER HATES - JUNE SARPONG (ArrStuii)
ON NOW: ABER HATES - CYCLISTS. ON NEXT: ABER HATES - JUNE SARPONG. ON AFTER: ABER HATES - YOU. (ArrStuii)
[antiEppa] its so fucking tempting to go for the ?25 a month Apple Loan (^Quasi^)
[antiEppa] its so fucking tempting to go for the ?25 a month Apple Loan [antiEppa] and tbh Id rather have a new camera or some drugs and whores (^Quasi^)
[ArrStuii] im reasonably surprised Ive not been done yet [NLA/NLR] ([Deev])
[Burt] I want a prick in my arse in and out 200 times per minute ([Deev])
[Burt] I want a prick in my arse [Nermal] it became painful within seconds (ArrStuii)
ROLL UP, ROLL UP! JOIN THE ARGUMENT WITH QUASI RIDE! 50p A GO, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE (shiny)
ROLL UP, ROLL UP! JOIN THE ARGUMENT WITH QUASI RIDE! 50p A GO, EVERYONES A WINNER (shiny)
the previous topic was set by a wesley (^Quasi^)
WIGAN HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DESTROYED (ArrStuii)
WIGAN HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DESTROYED, WORLD REMAINS UNAWARE OF CHANGE (^Quasi^)
#ABER DEAD ([Deev])
RESEARCH SHOW #ABER NOT DEAD, MERELY RESTING (Ambie)
RUMSFELD SHIT, OBSERVATION CONFIRMS (^Quasi^)
NAJAF, BASRA AND KARBALA UPRISING. WORLD UNSHOCKED (^Quasi^)
NAJAF, BASRA AND KARBALA UPRISING, TIKRIT AND BAGHDAD UNEASY, ARAB NATIONS SEVERELY PISSED OFF. WORLD UNSHOCKED (^Quasi^)
NAJAF, BASRA AND KARBALA UPRISING, TIKRIT AND BAGHDAD UNEASY, ARAB NATIONS SEVERELY PISSED OFF. ISRAEL BOMBING NEIGHBOURS. WORLD UNSHOCKED (^Quasi^)
NAJAF, BASRA AND KARBALA UPRISING, TIKRIT AND BAGHDAD UNEASY, ARAB NATIONS SEVERELY PISSED OFF. WORLD UNSHOCKED. BRACE FOR GREAT JIHAD (shiny)
NAJAF, BASRA AND KARBALA UPRISING, TIKRIT AND BAGHDAD UNEASY, ARAB NATIONS SEVERELY PISSED OFF. ISRAEL BOMBING NEIGHBOUR STATES. WORLD UNSHOCKED. BRACE FOR GREAT JIHAD. (^Quasi^)
WE ALREADY FUCKING KNOW ABOUT THE DELAY FOR THE PALESTINIAN STATE, THE PUBLIC TOILET IN OXFORD GOING FOR ?135K, AND KILROY STANDING FOR UKIP. NOW FUCKING KEEP UP. (ArrStuii)
ON NOW: Failure Night. With everyone. ([Deev])
ON NOW: Failure Night. With everyone. ON NEXT: Ritual Humiliation. With everyone. ON LATER: Subdued Bitterness. With everyone. (Lambie)
HIVE HOUR (^Quasi^)
CHECHEN PRESIDENT DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (ArrStuii)
CHECHEN PRESIDENT DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (sp0d)
Topic Author In Good Mood *shocker* (^Quasi^)
George, the Blue Peter Tortoise DEAD *trueshocker* (Shrink)
[antiEppa] Deev can I say were bumming? [NLA/NLR] ([Deev])
ON NOW: Eppa vs World [Round MMMMMXCIV] (Burt)
[^StuiiWAR^] Quasi you have an open Ass [^Quasi^] aye, Im poofing it for someone (antiEppa)
[Burt] Im all done in three minutes, usually [NLA/NLR] ([Deev])
MAC USERS: NO. http://amused.the-i.org/mac (StuiiWAR)
[James^] lowey had cock last night [James^] *cum* (Quasi)
MAY BALL TICKETS, ?10. CALL 07779 330124 or 07813 074775 NOW (StuiiWAR)
BURT BLUE FOLDERED AND ORANGE BOILER SUITED BY ISAC, SENT TO ISAC CONCENTRATION CAMP (also known as WAC) (^Stuii^)
IS CATCH A GIRL? BET NOW. (^Stuii^)
[Catch-Tidying] I can prove Im male to any willing males out there (James^)
changes topic to [Quasi] I would be gay for burt [lowey] aye i would have burt [lowey] I did Stuii [lowey] it was shit [lowey] Pissed on me - then left [lowey] I drank the dregs [lowey] felt so gay [fraggsta] gayer than Prince William (112)
[Catch-Tidying] I gave stuii a DAMN good seeing to earlier, and now my nob has fallen off (Lambie)
NO BASSOONS (^Stuii^)
[antiEppa] ah, women dont suck me anymore (Wyrm)
[antiEppa] ah, women dont suck me anymore [owf] you rampant poof (Wyrm)
[antiEppa] ah, women dont suck me anymore [owf] you rampant poof [Catch] eppa, youre male and Im a sheep [Quasi] someones getting excited (Wyrm)
[Duct] I have this obsession with men [Duct] in heels (Owf)
[Duct] I have this obsession with men [Duct] in heels [antiEppa] a man looks fucking brilliant in nice heels (Owf)
[Duct] I have this obsession with men [Duct] in heels [antiEppa] I look fucking brilliant in nice heels (^Stuii^)
[Duct] I have this obsession with men [Duct] in heels [Lambie] i have a hard time staying upright [antiEppa] I look fucking brilliant in nice heels (^Stuii^)
* Shrink has just spent the last hour taking crack with boys (antiEppa)
* Shrink has just spent the last hour taking crack with boys * Shrink watches his productivity drop to zero as he fires up (antiEppa)
[Burt] Ive had a sex change, Im now called charlotte ([Deev])
[^Stuii^] my testicles are huge [^Stuii^] theyre so heavy that they drop out of my trousers if i sit down (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] my testicles are huge [^Stuii^] theyre so heavy that they drop (shiny)
[^Stuii^] my testicles are huge [^Stuii^] theyre so heavy that they drop out of my trousers if i sit down (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] my testicles are huge [^Stuii^] theyre so heavy that they drop out of my trousers if i sit down [Owf] thats nothing [Owf] i have 3 (shiny)
[^Stuii^] my testicles are huge [^Stuii^] theyre so heavy that they drop out of my trousers if i sit down [Owf] thats nothing [Owf] i have 3 [Owf] grandes cojones (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] my testicles are huge [^Stuii^] theyre so heavy that they drop out of my trousers if i sit down [Owf] thats nothing [Owf] i have 3 [Owf] grandes cojones [Owf] *bulge* (^Stuii^)
[fragg] all I want to do is get inside mother and maul her (antiEppa)
[antiEppa] hur, can you hear that? mental dog barking outside [antiEppa] oh wait [antiEppa] no, you cant (^Quasi^)
[antiEppa] I like good bindings [antiEppa] leather if possible [antiEppa] with thread holding the penis (ArrStuii)
JIMBOB REVEALED TO BE CARE IN THE COMMUNITY CASE, REVEALS HIS OWN BLOG (ArrStuii)
[antiEppa] I want to go out with someone more manly than me (Wyrm)
[antiEppa] I want to go out with someone more manly than me [antiEppa] ah, fuck me [antiEppa] hmm, women like bastards (Wyrm)
The previous topic was so weak the topic-setter replaced it with this from sheer embarassment. (Wyrm)
[Wyrm] someone mine my veiny arse (shiny)
The previous topic, though a valiant attempt, was NLA incompliant (^Quasi^)
[shiny] someone mine my veiny arse (ArrStuii)
[antiEppa] I want to do another man [antiEppa] i did my Dad lots [antiEppa] mmm wide arse [shiny] someone mine my veiny arse (Asan)
CHEMICAL BOMB GOES OFF IN IRAQ *TRUESHOCKER* http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3722255.stm (StuiiWAR)
*Burt squirts man juice [^Quasi^] i amuse myself with penises [^Quasi^] i prefer to rim (shiny)
* Burt squirts man juice [^Quasi^] i amuse myself with penises [^Quasi^] i prefer to rim (^Quasi^)
EPPA 0, WORLD $SCORE++ (StuiiWAR)
EPPA 0, WORLD $SCORE++ * antiEppa makes off to bugger a SPAZ (Owf)
The previous topic mixed two topic syntax types, which STILL isnt allowed (StuiiWAR)
* Burt deals with his gory cock (antiEppa)
[antiEppa] theyre fucking me using a masonry drill and my arse is vibrating (Burt)
[antiEppa] theyre fucking me using a masonry drill and my arse is vibrating [shiny] *shudder* (Wyrm)
Mysterious Purple Nervegas attack on Tony Blair (almostTrueShocker) (Wyrm)
[shiny] dont talk to about ethics [shiny] i have none [shiny] none at all (Shrink)
[shiny] dont talk to me about ethics [shiny] i have none [shiny] none at all (Shrink)
MORE VOLES. (^Quasi^)
7.30pm tonight, BBC2 (first world countries only) - Wrong Numbers (StuiiWAR)
[Burt] nermal theres a group session at dans at 4 [Nermal] Ill head over but with no clothes [Nermal] all those boxers and tight tshirts (StuiiWAR)
http://www.pandafgolf.com (shiny)
EPPA: 0 WORLD:++++++++++++++ (Owf)
EPPA: 0 WORLD:+++++++++++++++++++ (^Quasi^)
QUASI NOT DEAD (StuiiWAR)
ON NOW: JimBob Maths with this years final students (sp0d)
[feek] im going to get cunt tonight [Burt] ive got one cunt fuck in the morning [Burt] i get to sex sheep (Blu)
[feek] im going to get cunt tonight [Burt] ive got one cunt fuck in the morning [Burt] i get to sex sheep [Burt] inflatable ones (Blu)
[feek] im going to get cunt tonight [Burt] ive got one cunt fuck in the morning [Burt] i get to sex sheep [Burt] inflatable ones [Burt] its alright until they start sagging (Lambie)
GENERAL WARNING: THIS IS A GENERAL WARNING. YOU HAVE BEEN GENERALLY WARNED. (StuiiWAR)
[James^] pull on the sides, stretch the hole open (shinerk)
[Lambie] simple one first [Lambie] jordan on top [Blu] *boing* (sp0d)
[Lambie] simple one first [Lambie] jordan on top [Blu] *boing* [sp0d] its a bit hard (StuiiWAR)
[James^] its quite pleasing bumming woodsta (Lambie)
BREAKING NEWS: FUEL STRIKE IN 7 DAYS CLAIM CRAZY FARMERS (shiny)
BREAKING NEWS: FUEL STRIKE IN 7 DAYS CLAIM CRAZY FARMERS | but duty and vat are only 400% on fuel, bleats Gordy (shiny)
The previous topic was bunk. (StuiiWAR)
The 1100 hours eppanomaly has been delayed by approximately TWO HOURS and FORTY THREE minutes. Connex apologies for the inconvenience caused (Asan)
Deev Sky Bishop on Neighbours has breasts. [Burt] fucking hell [eppa] Id rather keep them close where you can see em (Wyrm)
Deev Sky Bishop on Neighbours has breasts. [Burt] fucking hell [eppa] Id rather keep them close where you can see em (NLA/NLR) (Wyrm)
The author of the previous topic did not understand the rules concerning NLA/NLR (StuiiWAR)
the last topic-setter keeps changing the rules arbitrarily, and in any case the poxy things were cut/pasted entirely as is. (Wyrm)
Im afraid the previous topic was slanderously false. (StuiiWAR)
The aforementioned topic was a vile accuracy, along with the rumours of log-editing and napper whiffling. (Wyrm)
The original topic poster now surrenders, given how shite the original topic was in the first place (Wyrm)
NO STUDENTS. (StuiiWAR)
[shiny] i want someone to pack my shit (Owf)
[shiny] i want someone to pack my shit [shiny] any gaylord is acceptable [shiny] i dont care who (Owf)
[shiny] i want someone to pack my shit [shiny] any gaylord is acceptable [shiny] i dont care who [shiny] hmm professionals are expensive (Owf)
[shiny] i want someone to pack my shit [shiny] any gaylord is acceptable [shiny] i dont care who [shiny] hmm professionals are expensive [shiny] wheres that lambie (Owf)
[shiny] i want someone to pack my shit [shiny] any gaylord is acceptable [shiny] i dont care who [shiny] hmm professionals are expensive [shiny] wheres that lambie [eppa] Im too crap for this (Wyrm)
YAY (QuasiYAY)
Everything is YAY (sp0dYAY)
Everything is YAY. Summer revealled to be sunnier and warmer than Winter *shocker* (QuasiYAY)
Everything is YAY. Summer revealed to be sunnier and warmer than Winter *shocker* (QuasiYAY)
Everything is YAY. Summer revealed to be sunnier and warmer than Winter *shocker* ON LATER: Join us for a nice little bus journey round Penparcau (sp0dYAY)
Everything is YAY. Summer revealed to be sunnier and warmer than Winter *shocker* ON LATER: Join us for a nice little bus journey round Penparcau, with a sing-song (to ourselves) (StuiiYAY)
WORLD DISCOVERED TO ME MADE OF CANDY FLOSS. YAY. (StuiiWAR)
WORLD DISCOVERED TO BE MADE OF CANDY FLOSS. YAY. (StuiiWAR)
http://www.operationchristianvote.org.uk/site/ HO HO HO (Mr_Scod)
FAT CUNTS: STOP FUCKING EATING SO MUCH FUCKING FOOD. ITS NOT GENETIC, ITS NOT GLANDULAR, ITS NOT THE GOVERNMENT, ITS NOTHING OR NOBODYS FAULT BUT YOURS. (StuiiWAR)
[shiny] i like fucking in cars (eppa)
#ABER: NOW IN 256 COLOURS AND WITH SOUND! (StuiiWAR)
Dr Franklin from Babylon 5 DEAD *trueshocker* (Asan)
* eppa rapes a gay Midget (^Quasi^)
* eppa rapes a gay Midget YAY (sp0dYAY)
Welcome to 2 Minutes YAY (LambieYAY)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/3753065.stm STUDENTS, NO. (QuasiYAY)
NATION IN BIG BROTHER 5 HORROR. ITS SHIT. (StuiiWAR)
NATION IN BIG BROTHER 5 HORROR. ITS SHIT. 24/7 LIVE COMMENTARY PROVIDED BY CHANNEL MEMBERS, TO PROVE ITS SHIT. (^Quasi^)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLU! ITS NOT TOO LATE, YOU KNOW (Shrink)
[Scod] deev, im going to bend you over and ravage you ([Deev])
PLANE DOWNED BY GASSY FRUIT *TRUESHOCKER* (StuiiWAR)
ON NOW: ABER TALKS SHIT ([Deev])
ON NOW: ABER TALKS SHIT [rpt] ([Deev])
ON NOW: ABER TALKS SHIT [regular rpt] (eppa)
ON NOW: ABER TALKS SHIT [normal schedule continues] (Quasi)
IF BIG BROTHER IS SO SHIT, WHY ARE YOU WATCHING IT? (QuasiYAY)
IF BIG BROTHER IS SO SHIT, WHY ARE YOU WATCHING hurIT? (sp0dYAY)
the previous topic was a sp0d failure. (QuasiYAY)
the previous topic was a sp0d failure. spod blames xchat (sp0dYAY)
the previous topic was a sp0d failure. spod blames xchat. sp0d continues to fail by misspelling his own nick. (QuasiYAY)
the previous topic was a sp0d failure. spod blames xchat. sp0d continues to fail by misspelling his own nick. sp0d then blusters. (QuasiYAY)
Scod now away on holiday for three weeks to knob ShrinkSister....BEWARE (Scod)
http://www.uktvstyle.co.uk/WhatsOn/WatchingPaintDry.cfm More votes and incredibly you the viewers have decided to keep shocking red eggshell for another whole day. (Burt)
[MAN/$VEHICLE] EXPLODES IN $MIDDLE_EASTERN_TOWN (StuiiYAY)
[MAN/$VEHICLE] EXPLODES IN $MIDDLE_EASTERN_TOWN ***YAY*** (sp0dYAY)
[MAN/$VEHICLE] EXPLODES IN $MIDDLE_EASTERN_TOWNS[rand()] (StuiiYAY)
[eppa] I love firm green gods (spoddles)
[eppa] I love firm teens (shiny)
OIL PRICES INCREASE AGAIN: NATION BRACES FOR FUEL STRIKE (shiny)
The previous topic had no basis in fact. (StuiiYAY)
[Burt] i fill super cute 19 y/o teen bums with milk [Burt] then my hard rod and a big load of jizz [Burt] the cum oozes out (StuiiYAY)
[Blu] and you dont need a penis to have sex [NLANLR] (James`)
[Wyrm] Stuii, fuck me in the man cunt and cum on my face (Burt)
Mad scientist builds jet engine on PC motherboard: http://www.theinquirer.net/images/articles/stink3.jpg (Wyrm)
[Wyrm] stuii, fuck me in the man cunt and cum on my face [Wyrm] and just to finish me off, rub it in and poo on me (Burt)
ON NOW: EPPA -V- WORLD. SCORES AVAILABLE SOON. (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: EPPA -V- WORLD. $WORLD_SCORE++ (Quasi)
WELCOME TO ICELAND (StuiiYAY)
ON NOW: THE BITTERNESS ([Deev])
[eppa] you people are boring [eppa] woo, my CC has money on it (Quasi)
ON NOW: Eppanomaly ON NEXT (possibly forever): White hole (Asan)
01274200450 (StuiiYAY)
Mobile phone tarrifs, railway timetables and the secrets of the cascade system: Call 01274 200450 (StuiiYAY)
[shiny] i hate gays (StuiiYAY)
[shiny] i hate gays [shiny] i hate mincing queens (StuiiYAY)
[shiny] i hate gays [shiny] i hate mincing queens [shiny] gays are the new blacks (StuiiYAY)
[Burt] oh stuii [Burt] did you get my rubbery student cum? (StuiiYAY)
[Burt] oh stuii [Burt] did you get my rubbery student cum? [eppa] my cock has suddenly got hard (StuiiYAY)
[Burt] oh stuii [Burt] did you get my rubbery student cum? [eppa] my cock has suddenly got hard [Quasi] I wank it (shiny)
ON NOW: NOTHING. ON NEXT: NOTHING. ON AFTER: PREVIOUS PROGRAM REPEATED. (StuiiYAY)
WEVE FUCKING READ ALL THE FUCKING NEWS TODAY. NOW FUCKING KEEP UP. (StuiiYAY)
[fragg] tiny penis, me (eppa)
[fragg] tiny penis, me * LambieYAY somehow makes it erect (eppa)
[fragg] tiny penis, me * LambieYAY somehow makes it erect [sp0d] how big is it? (eppa)
[Burt] ooh jack bauer [Burt] *cum* (Blu)
Stuii and eppa agree. Hell believed to be frozen over. Pig spotted at 3,000ft. (Shrink)
ON NOW: FAILURE HOUR, with $SCM ([Deev])
http://62.253.162.11/aber/oreally.zip (shiny)
[Gaz] i enjoy an animal in the anus [eppa] hamster? [Duct] Im never making that mistake again [Duct] burt made me try it [Duct] bastard (Shrink)
BBC2W / Sky channel 962 - LAUGH AT SHRINK NOW ([Deev])
BBC2W / Sky channel 962 - LAUGH AT SHRINK NOW 20:30 3/6/4 (^Quasi^)
BBC2W / Sky channel 962 - LAUGH/YAY AT SHRINK NOW 20:30 3/6/4 (QuasiYAY)
CIA CHIEF RESIGNS *TRUESHOCKER* (StuiiYAY)
Start spreading the news, Im leaving today, Im gonna be a part of it, Real World, Real World (^Quasi^)
[eppa] woodstas machine kept me awake again [eppa] tore me open (^Quasi^)
[eppa] woodstas machine kept me awake again [eppa] tore me open [Duct] lube? (^Quasi^)
[eppa] woodstas machine kept me awake again [eppa] tore me open [Duct] lube? [eppa] he is such a big MAN! (^Quasi^)
[StuiiWAR] STOP BLOWING ME OFF, SHINY (Owf)
[slashtom] i want to do it to MEN (shiny)
[slashtom] i want to do it to MEN [Burt] slashtom you might have to do it a different way than you want to [ArrQuasi] red hot asses (shiny)
[slashtom] i want to do it to MEN [Burt] slashtom you might have to do it a different way than you want to [ArrQuasi] red hot asses [ArrQuasi] so red, so hot (shiny)
ZERO TOLERANCE (shiny)
%UZERO TOLERANCE (Quasi)
ZERO TOLERANCE (Quasi)
REAGAN DEAD ([Deev])
[shiny] let me taste man [shiny] prepped and oiled up [shiny] *cum* ([Deev])
[shiny] let me taste the man [shiny] prepped and oiled up [shiny] *cum* ([Deev])
[shiny] let me taste the man [shiny] prepped and oiled up [shiny] *cum* [shiny] the meaty goodness in my mouth ([Deev])
[shiny] let me taste the man [shiny] prepped and oiled up [shiny] *cum* [shiny] the meaty goodness in my mouth (^Quasi^)
[shiny] let me taste the man [shiny] prepped and oiled up [shiny] *cum* [shiny] the meaty goodness in my mouth [shiny] god i want some anal ([Deev])
[shiny] let me taste the man [shiny] prepped and oiled up [shiny] *cum* [shiny] the meaty goodness in my mouth [shiny] god i want some anal [shiny] feel free to rape me ([Deev])
RONALD REAGAN DEAD (Lambie)
topic to REAGAN DEAD ([22:03])
[shiny] let me taste the man [shiny] prepped and oiled up [shiny] *cum* [shiny] the meaty goodness in my mouth [shiny] god i want some anal [shiny] feel free to rape me ([Deev])
[shiny] let me taste the man [shiny] prepped and oiled up [shiny] *cum* [shiny] the meaty goodness in my mouth [shiny] god i want some anal [shiny] feel free to rape me [Burt] several minutes of sucking (Asan)
ON NOW: Cars. ON NEXT: Tax. ON LATER: Immigration. (^Quasi^)
ON NOW: Cars. ON NEXT: Tax on owning a car. ON (eppa)
ON NOW: Cars. ON NEXT: Tax on cars. ON LATER: Immigrants coming over in cars. (eppa)
ON NOW: Cars. ON NEXT: Tax on cars. ON LATER: Immigrants coming over in cars. ALSO ON: Eppanomoly Bulletin [to be confirmed] (^Quasi^)
ON NOW: Cars. ON NEXT: Tax on cars. ON LATER: Immigrants coming over in cars. ALSO ON: Eppanomoly Bulletin [to be confirmed] ALL DAY: Quasi Lives At Home (Alternative to Big Brother, Hourly Highlights) (^Quasi^)
ON NOW: British public transport grinds to a halt due to unusual seasonal conditions ON LATER: Unions strike, and have a barbeque (Asan)
[eppa] set me up the PDF karma sutra (Burt)
[sp0ddles] I never leared grammar ([Deev])
[sp0ddles] I never leared grammar | http://www.burt.me.uk/burtbay.txt BUY NOW (Burt)
The previous topic, despite so many notices to the contrary, mixed two different topic protocols, which is STILL NOT PERMITTED (StuiiWAR)
The previous topic mixed two different topic protocols, which is STILL NOT PERMITTED (StuiiWAR)
* Wyrm strips down to only hot pants [shiny] ooh [[[Deev]]] ooh [Owf] ooh (Shrink)
* Wyrm strips down to only hot pants [shiny] ooh [[[Deev]]] ooh [Owf] ooh [eppa] ooh (Deev)
* Wyrm strips down to only hot pants [shiny] ooh [[[Deev]]] ooh [Owf] ooh [eppa] ooh [Duct] oh go on then (Deev)
* Wyrm strips down to only hot pants [shiny] ooh [[[Deev]]] ooh [Owf] ooh [eppa] ooh [Duct] ooh (Deev)
* Wyrm strips down to only hot pants [shiny] ooh [[[Deev]]] ooh [Owf] ooh [eppa] ooh [Duct] ooh [eppa] I need a good sweaty workout [eppa] in the toilets (Wyrm)
[shiny] we should all fuck each other and create one race [shiny] ill start with eva mendez [StuiiWAR] Ill start with Nermal [eppa] me next [eppa] oh wait, if the purpose is to breed... (StuiiWAR)
[shiny] we should all fuck each other and create one race [shiny] ill start with eva mendez [StuiiWAR] Ill start with Nermal [eppa] me next [eppa] oh wait, if the purpose is to breed... [eppa] Ill have vain hicks (StuiiWAR)
[shiny] we should all fuck each other and create one race [shiny] ill start with eva mendez [StuiiWAR] Ill start with Nermal [eppa] me next [eppa] oh wait, if the purpose is to breed... [eppa] Ill have vain hicks [eppa] whos going to take me in the arse (StuiiWAR)
SCORCHIO (StuiiWAR)
UNTIE NEILS LEGS, VIVIAN (StuiiWAR)
aber [shiny] stuii you are so hot ([Deev])
[shiny] stuii you are so hot ([Deev])
[shiny] stuii you are so hot Deev Im fucking Gaz in THREE holes at once (shiny)
HEAR DEEV AND GAZ FUCK: 09011 21 44 07 (StuiiWAR)
LAMBIES SECRETS OF SUCCESS: 09011 21 44 07 (StuiiWAR)
[James^] my arse is wide and lubed, in preparation for stuii and his throbbing love muscle (Shrink)
[James^] my arse is wide and lubed, in preparation for stuii and his throbbing love muscle [sp0d] shiny said you were eyeing up his huge meat the other day (StuiiWAR)
ON NOW: Timewarp (Asan)
LAUGHING VAMPIRES DANCE! FEEL THE VOODOO CURSE. (StuiiWAR)
[eppa] I can beat myself for free NLA/NLR (Blu)
[eppa] I can beat myself for free Deev I was just about to submit (sp0d)
[eppa] I can beat myself for free Deev I was just about to submit to Blu (sp0d)
[eppa] I can beat myself for free Deev I was just about to submit to Blu [eppa] what shall I want over? [eppa] SHIT, Ray Charles, man (Quasi)
TODAY WE ARE MOSTLY SMIRKING AT: THE LABOUR PARTY (StuiiWAR)
[James^] I like being a PDF (StuiiWAR)
[James^] I like being a PDF [James^] short cocks (eppa)
GREAT, CLIFF! WHICH INSTRUMENTS DO YOU WANT US TO BREAK? (StuiiWAR)
SUDDENLY. (StuiiWAR)
LABOUR DEATH TOLLS: SEATS - 384, COUNCILS - 11, AND COUNTING (StuiiWAR)
LABOUR DEATH TOLLS: SEATS - 352, COUNCILS - 11, AND COUNTING (StuiiWAR)
LABOUR DEATH TOLLS: SEATS - 363, COUNCILS - 11, AND COUNTING (StuiiWAR)
LABOUR DEATH TOLLS: SEATS - 410, COUNCILS - 12, AND COUNTING (StuiiWAR)
LABOUR DEATH TOLLS: SEATS - 459, COUNCILS - 13, AND COUNTING (StuiiWAR)
LABOUR DEATH TOLLS: SEATS - 462, COUNCILS - 13, AND COUNTING (StuiiWAR)
LABOUR DEATH TOLLS: SEATS - 481, COUNCILS - 14, AND COUNTING (StuiiWAR)
LABOUR DEATH TOLLS: SEATS - �545�, COUNCILS - 15, AND COUNTING (StuiiWAR)
lo WILDERBEAST COMMENCED 19:15. TARGET: 21:30 (Lambie)
LABOUR DEATH TOLLS: SEATS - �545�, COUNCILS - 15, AND COUNTING - THREE LEGGED LAME WILDEBEAST SPOTTED ([Deev])
lo WILDERBEAST COMMENCED 19:15. TARGET: 21:30 ([Deev])
lo WILDERBEAST COMMENCED 19:15. TARGET: 21:30 HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL... ([Deev])
lo WILDERBEAST COMMENCED 19:15. TARGET: 21:30. ACHIEVED: 19.25. Were shit. ([Deev])
lo WILDERBEAST COMMENCED 19:15. TARGET: 21:30. ACHIEVED: 19:25. Were shit. ([Deev])
lo WILDEBEAST COMMENCED 19:15. TARGET: 21:30. ACHIEVED: 19:25. Were shit. ([Deev])
lo WILDEBEAST COMMENCED 19:15. TARGET: 21:30. ACHIEVED: 19:25. *Youre* shit. (Quasi)
BB Emma in horrific unplanned double boob outing *shocker* (StuiiWAR)
The previous topic was extremely chav, and you should all be ashamed. (Quasi)
[dream] im waiting for my real online friends to come on. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. (QuasiRAGE)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/bsp/hi/vote2004/locals/html/scoreboard.stm | nation rejoices | Bliar squirms (shiny)
* Burt cunt farts on gulp (^Gulp^)
[Feek] i am afraid i have drunk all of the clouded yellow (^Stuii^)
HELLO JAMES ON IRC/MSN/WAP/OTHER (sp0d)
[sp0d] I want a tigger costume with a tail and ears (QuasiYAY)
$DEATH_TOLL DEAD IN $MIDDLE_EASTERN_TOWN [SHOOTING/[SUICIDE/CAR] BOMB] (^Stuii^)
Burt (burt@��dial��81-131-238-236.in-addr.btopenworld.com) quits, channel smirks (^Stuii^)
WASHING MACHINE DEAD ([Deev])
topic to [phoenix] I collect friends [Photon_] Im desperate enough to sex you up [Quasimodo] I need that cunt too [Quasimodo] in my face, please [Quasimodo] yes, the minge and tits ([01:06])
topic to * JimBob looks at old laminated pics of Burts mum [JimBob] nice tits [parpicus] Not hard enough it seems [Surfr] I long to feel them * sp0d thinks theyre pretty ([01:42])
topic to [phoenix] my mississippi mud pie is nice [phoenix] wont need to wet it [phoenix] gurgle gurgle [phoenix] woo, watch it all splurge out [phoenix] some women cant do that * phoenix pumps her cheese out [phoenix] i refuse to drink that * phoenix reconsiders, and glugs it down ([01:00])
topic to [^Stuii^] get ready to see my huge cock �entering chris �[Lambie] slipping in nicely [^Stuii^] hes well loose [^Stuii^] Now notice how his face contorts with disgust as my load splashes inside him [Shrink] fraggsta and I will suck the cum out [Burt] ooh, let me kiss you both afterwards ([15:35])
EVERYTHING VAGUELY TECHNOLOGICAL IN GAZ AND DEEVS HOUSE DEAD ([Deev])
ENGLAND [ 0 - 0 ] FRANCE (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND (not Wales) [ 0 - 0 ] FRANCE (not England) (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND (not Wales) [ 1 - 0 ] FRANCE (not England) (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND (not Wales) [ 1 - 1 ] FRANCE (not England) (fragg)
ENGLAND FAIL *UNSHOCKER* ([Deev])
ENGLAND FAIL *ULTRAUNSHOCKER* ([Deev])
the previous topic referred to a sport which is shit (Shrink)
ON NOW: The Conservative Club. ON LATER: The Gentlemans Club. CLOSING WITH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. (Quasi)
SECTION JIMBOB NOW (StuiiYAY)
[Shrink] I know theyre meant to be nice and fluffy but Ive not had the time to play with them properly [eppa] I need to have a sheep [shrink] I think I see what you mean [eppa] check out the pics (Wyrm)
[Shrink] I know theyre meant to be nice and fluffy but Ive not had the time to play with them properly [eppa] I need to have a sheep [eppa] its more that I need to have a regular Flossie [shrink] I think I see what you mean [eppa] check out the pics (StuiiYAY)
[Shrink] I know theyre meant to be nice and fluffy but Ive not had the time to play with them properly [eppa] I need to have a sheep [eppa] its more that I need to have a regular Flossie [shrink] I think I see what you mean [eppa] check out the pics [Duct] eurgh so much sweat (Wyrm)
[Shrink] I know theyre meant to be nice and fluffy but Ive not had the time to play with them properly [eppa] I need to have a sheep [eppa] its more that I need to have a regular Flossie [Shrink] I think I see what you mean (StuiiWAR)
ON NOW: Elementary Racism 101 ([Deev])
ON NOW: Elementary Racism 101. ON NEXT: Europe, A Debate. (Quasi)
LAMBIE (Lambie_)
[Lambie] what [Lambie] stop making me beep CUE: lambie wildebeast (Lambie___)
LAMBIE. (Lambie_)
LAMBIE. Only 1 hour 52 minutes remaining (Burt)
LAMBIE. Only 1 hour 40 minutes remaining (Lambie-)
LAMBIE wildebeast. 37 minutes. Shit. ([Deev])
��DELETE + IGNORE�� (StuiiWAR)
I LIKE BALOONS! (StuiiWAR)
topic to [Lambie] i fuck my mothers anus [Lambie] i lube her ass [Lambie] and in goes my cock [Lambie] right in there [Lambie] i shove it hard [Lambie] and feel her nipples * Lambie sucks her saggy quim# ([16:49])
[Burt] im still disturbed by my fred dibnah poo dream [NLA/NLR] (Quasi)
BIG BROTHER BIG BOTHER! BB WAR IN BB HOUSE. HOUSEMATES DEAD. (StuiiWAR)
ENGLAND [ 0 - 0] OTHER TEAM (StuiiWAR)
ENGLAND [ 1 - 0 ] OTHER TEAM (StuiiWAR)
ENGLAND [ 2 - 0 ] OTHER TEAM (StuiiWAR)
ENGLAND [ 3 - 0 ] OTHER TEAM (Lambie)
ENGLAND BEAT $OTHER_TEAM. FUCK YOU $OTHER_TEAM. (Lambie)
Football. Meh. (Shrink)
This is Big #Aber. Would shiny please come to the Bitterness Room. (StuiiWAR)
[Quasi] i keep 5 year olds in bottles (shiny)
[Burt] if i were going to cover a keyboard in baked beans and rub it ferociously over my breasts, id do it to SCOOOOTTTEEEEEEEEEEER [NLA/NLR] (Duck)
MAN HOLDS CHICKEN IN AIR, STICK DECKCHAIR UP NOSE, BUYS JUMBO JET, PAINTS LEFT KNEE GREEN, EXTRACTS WIDSOM TEETH, FORMS STRING QUARTET AND PRETENDS NAME IS KEITH *SHOCKER* (StuiiWAR)
MAN HOLDS CHICKEN IN AIR, STICK DECKCHAIR UP NOSE, BUYS JUMBO JET, PAINTS LEFT KNEE GREEN, EXTRACTS WIDSOM TEETH, FORMS STRING QUARTET AND PRETENDS NAME IS KEITH. SAME MAN SKINS SELF ALIVE, LEARNS TO SPEAK ARAPAHO, CLIMBS INSIDE DOG, BEHEADS ESKIMO, EATS RENAULT 4, WEARS SALAMI IN EARS, CASSEROLES OWN GRAN (StuiiWAR)
ATAN S ORD! (^Quasi^)
�MUTUALLY STABBING EACH OTHER IN THE FACE VIA THE INTERNET SINCE 1994 (Lambie)
[eppa] I might go along to the Media HackLab in the squat on the 26th [eppa] uh wrong window (Shrink)
[Gaz] Parp made me cum by showing me Kerni (sp0d2)
* Quasi buggers a fag (shiny)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3824433.stm (^Quasi^)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3824433.stm OWF TO BE FORCED TO WORK A FURTHER 5 YEARS, GOVERNMENT SUGGESTS] (^Quasi^)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3824433.stm OWF TO BE FORCED TO WORK A FURTHER 5 YEARS, GOVERNMENT SUGGESTS. (^Quasi^)
[Duct] I have put 4lbs on [Duct] shrink i blame your nads (shiny)
[Duct] I have put 4lbs on [Duct] shrink i blame your nads [Duct] spermed right up me (shiny)
* Quasi rims his brothers big bollocks (shiny)
The previous topic was not NLA compliant (StuiiWAR)
ENGLAND [ 0 - 0 ] OTHER TEAM (StuiiWAR)
ENGLAND [ 0 - 0 ] OTHER TEAM (who arent england, wales, or indeed anywhere youre *really* from) (Quasi)
8 BYTES OF �FREE� STORAGE SPACE IN YOUR NICK - W@W (Burt)
20 BYTES OF �FREE� STORAGE SPACE IN YOUR NICK - W@W (StuiiWAR)
ENGLAND [ 0 - 0 ] OTHER TEAM (StuiiWAR)
ENGLAND [ 0 - 0 ] JOHNNY FOREIGNERS (Lambie)
ENGLAND [ 0 - 0 ] BLOODY GERMANY OR WHATEVER (StuiiWAR)
ENGLAND [ 0 - 1 ] BLOODY FOREIGNERS (Lambie)
ENGLAND [ 0 - 1 ] BLOODY GERMANY OR WHATEVER (StuiiWAR)
ENGLAND [ 1 - 1 ] BLOODY GERMANY OR WHATEVER (StuiiWAR)
ENGLAND [ 2 - 1 ] BLOODY GERMANY OR WHATEVER (StuiiWAR)
ENGLAND [ 3 - 1 ] BLOODY GERMANY OR WHATEVER (Lambie)
ENGLAND [ 3 - 2 ] BLOODY GERMANY OR WHATEVER (Lambie)
ENGLAND [ 4 - 2 ] BLOODY GERMANY OR WHATEVER (Lambie)
JEFF GOT A TORCH (StuiiWAR)
[Burt] ?100 a month for shiny anal (sp0d2)
[Burt] ?100 a month for shiny anal [Burt] loads of cream (Blu)
WALES IN BLACKOUT AS WELSH ASSEMBLY FORGET TO PUT COINS IN METER (tru)
[Burt] i like boys who do me anally and then play with the revolting sticky goo (Lambie)
ON NOW: SHINY MAKES A DICTIONARY ENTRY. ON NEXT: DICTIONARY MODERATION INDEX PLUMMETS, WORLD ECONOMY COLLAPSES (StuiiYAY)
[eppa] i wonder what sex with a woman is like (shiny)
[eppa] hmm, I wonder what sex with a woman is like [sp0d] i like wanking, with moist warm hand attachments (shiny)
JUST DO IT (sp0d2)
* shiny ponders just boxers (sp0d2)
ENGLAND [ 0 - 0 ] SOMEWHERE SAARLAX MADE UP (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND [ 1 - 0 ] SOMEWHERE SAARLAX MADE UP (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND [ 1 - 1 ] SOMEWHERE SAARLAX MADE UP (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND FAIL *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND [ 2 - 2 ] SOMEWHERE SAARLAX MADE UP (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND [ 2 - 2 ] SOMEWHERE SAARLAX MADE UP, IN PENALTIES HORROR (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND FAIL *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND [ BLARG - OOK ] WHAT? (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND FAIL *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
ELEVEN MEN PAID ?85,000 PER WEEK FAIL TO GET INTO SEMI FINALS *UN FUCKING SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Stupid Names. ON LATER: Channel Members return to just as stupid old names. (Quasimodo)
ON NOW: Stupid Names. ON LATER: Channel Members return to just as stupid old names. FINISHING WITH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM, AND SACKING OF THE ALGARVE (BrotherMaynard)
JUST FUCK OFF, WE HATE YOU, NOTHING PERSONAL OF COURSE (sp0d)
JUST FUCK OFF, WE HATE YOU, NOTHING PERSONAL OF COURSE EXCEPT GAZ SAYS YOURE A SPANNER (sp0d)
JUST FUCK OFF, WE HATE YOU, NOTHING PERSONAL OF COURSE EXCEPT GAZ, WHO SAYS YOURE A SPANNER (Quasi)
JUST FUCK OFF, WE HATE YOU, NOTHING PERSONAL OF COURSE EXCEPT GAZ, WHO SAYS YOURE A SPANNER (sp0d)
The Previous Topic Was Set By Sp0d (Quasi)
The Previous Topic Was Set By Sp0d who FAILED (Gaz)
The Previous Topic Was Set By Gaz, Who Failed To Follow The Topic History. (Quasi)
JUST FUCK OFF, WE HATE YOU, NOTHING PERSONAL OF COURSE EXCEPT GAZ, WHO SAYS YOURE A SPANNER. OH YEAH, WATCH THAT QUASI HES A RIGHT CUNT. (sp0d)
6 MONTHS TO CHRISTMAS. BUY NOW. (^Stuii^)
Its only a game (Wyrm)
[Shrink] owf are you male or female? (eppa)
[Shrink] owf are you male or female? [Shrink] had the chop? (eppa)
[Shrink] owf are you male or female? [Shrink] had the chop? [shiny] oo arr (Wyrm)
MSN DIES. MILLIONS OF WESLEYS FRANTICALLY CLUTCH THEIR THROAT, GASPING. (^Stuii^)
* shiny mounts a chicken (Photon)
[eppa] woah, Ive been woo-ed by three people! [eppa] ffs, two of them are blokes (^Quasi^)
ROSES REALLY SMELL LIKE POO -OOO-OOO (shiny)
[eppa] I feel cocks (^Stuii^)
[sp0d] My parents have a dud son (eppa)
[Quasi] you will call me Martine (sp0d2)
Cars. (eppa)
Cars. Boring. Fucking. Cars. (eppa)
ON NOW: Cars. ON NEXT: Eppanomoly. ON LATER: Tax, unemployment and popular culture. FINISHING WITH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. (Quasi)
* Ambie sets up portforwarding like a networking pro *** Quits: Ambie (Ping timeout) (shiny)
ON NOW: THE INTERNET SAVED MY LOVE LIFE!!! ON LATER: WANK - CRY - SLEEP CYCLE (rpt) (shiny)
[feek] bore my arse [Astinus] rim me (Quasi)
[feek] bore my arse [Astinus] rim me [Astinus] fill my hole with female cum (Quasi)
[feek] bore my arse [Astinus] rim me [Astinus] tweek my nipples until they bleed [Astinus] fill my hole with female cum (Duck)
HOW TEDIOUS AND BANAL WILL JIMBOB GET? BET NOW. (^Stuii^)
[Astinus] Might as well finish the course, start a company, then call it corporate competition [Astinus] Whats an MBA (^Stuii^)
[sp0d2] apparently gay sex isnt allowed in the Union [Burt] youve had gay sex with tom? [sp0d2] on stage in the union [Burt] slashtom? [sp0d2] well the physical shell is now called slashtom [sp0d2] i slept with about 20 different blokes from Sept 99 until early 2000 (Asan)
HOW LONG BEFORE PM ALLAWI COMISSIONS STATUE OF SELF? BET NOW! (^Stuii^)
[shiny] i often go out with blokes [shiny] im into the whole bumming thing [shiny] the foreplay is the best [shiny] i drove an audi TT for a while [Owf] clearly a screaming poof [shiny] those arseless leather chaps you wore last week were horny (^Stuii^)
[shiny] i often go out with blokes [shiny] im into the whole bumming thing [shiny] the foreplay is the best [shiny] i drove an audi TT for a while [Owf] clearly a screaming poof [shiny] those arseless leather chaps you wore last week were horny * eppa dribbles (Wyrm)
[Asan] hamsters eat my nutseed (shiny)
[Quasi] Im a spastic beanmunching retard (eppa)
[sp0d2] dont make me enter Gaz (Blu)
[sp0d2] dont make me enter Gaz [Quasi23] dont make me too (sp0d2)
[sp0d2] dont make me enter Gaz [Quasi23] dont make me too [sp0d2] Gaz spitroast me (Blu)
[sp0d2] dont make me enter Gaz [Quasi23] dont make me too [sp0d2] Gaz spitroast me [Burt] I want to jump on his big manly wang (Duck)
*** STEEP LEARNING CURVE AHEAD*** (^Quasi^)
*** STEEP LEARNING CURVE AHEAD *** (^Quasi^)
[earnist1] he likes me, in a gay way, so he will do it to me ([Deev])
[earnist1] he likes me, in a gay way, so he will do it to me [Owf] classroom discipline must be well and truly down the shitter (Wyrm)
BERDINAVIAN S N FFECT. SSUME HE OSITION. (^Tuii^)
the previous topic also failed to keep up (^Quasi^)
The previous topic kept up, but had failed in capitalisation and punctuation. (sp0d)
BIG BROTHERS BIG TITTED BIG SISTER! (^Stuii^)
WHEN WILL SADDAM ESCAPE? BET NOW. (^Stuii^)
WHOLE OF WALES OFFICIALLY IN NORTH, CLAIM SHEFFIELD UNI BOFFINS. (^Stuii^)
DEGREE RESULTS: QUASI - DOUGLAS, BURT - FIRST, JIMBOB - ONE STAR (^Stuii^)
DEGREE RESULTS: QUASI - DOUGLAS, BURT - FIRST, JIMBOB - FIRST star on name badge (^Stuii^)
DEGREE RESULTS: QUASI - DOUGLAS, BURT - GEOFF, JIMBOB - FIRST star on name badge (^Stuii^)
DEGREE RESULTS: QUASI - DOUGLAS, BURT - GEOFF, JIMBOB - FIRST star on name badge, FUNCAN - DESMOND (shiny)
[Owf] I get all the exercise I require from my weekly fencing session [Owf] golf ponce (^Stuii^)
#ABERGRADS: NERMAL - DESMOND | QUASI - DOUGLAS | BURT - GEOFF | SLASHTOM - GEOFF | JIMBOB - FIRST gold star on badge. ITS JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS (shiny)
[Quasimodo] i fuck pigeons (shiny)
[Quasimodo] i fuck pigeons [Shrink] quasi i fuck pigs (shiny)
[Quasimodo] i fuck pigeons [Shrink] i fuck pigs * Duct eats beetles (^Stuii^)
SHINY BLACK, LACK OF DENIAL PROVES. (^Stuii^)
SHINY BLACK, GAY, AND MARRIED TO A NORTH LONDON GREYHOUND TRAINER KNOWN INFORMALLY AS COLIN THE BABOON, LACK OF DENIAL PROVES. (Quasi)
* Burt gobbles poo (Lambie)
[sp0d2] I may think twice about doing Stuii (Quasi)
[sp0d2] I think about doing Stuii (shiny)
[sp0d2] I may think twice about doing Stuii (Quasi)
[sp0d2] I may think twice about doing Stuii [shiny] diseased (Quasi)
[sp0d2] I may think twice about doing Stuii [shiny] diseased [shiny] hairy lumps (Quasi)
[sp0d2] I may think twice about doing Stuii [shiny] diseased [shiny] hairy lumps [Burt] imagine him in burberry underwear (Quasi)
[sp0d2] I may think twice about doing Stuii [shiny] diseased [shiny] hairy lumps [Burt] imagine him in burberry underwear [Saarlax] urgh (Quasi)
[sp0d2] I may think twice about doing Stuii [shiny] diseased [shiny] hairy lumps [Burt] imagine him in burberry underwear [Saarlax] urgh [Burt] dressed as a white fairy (Quasi)
[sp0d2] I may think twice about doing Stuii [shiny] diseased [shiny] hairy lumps [Burt] imagine him in burberry underwear [Saarlax] urgh [Burt] dressed as a white fairy [sp0d2] *lust* (Quasi)
[Duck] 7cm is big enough (Burt_)
[Duck] 7cm is big enough [Burt_] sadly Im nowhere near big enough, sorry (Duck)
[Duck] 7cm is big enough [Burt_] sadly Im nowhere near big enough, sorry [Burt_] i blow goats (Blu)
[Duck] 7cm is big enough [Burt_] sadly Im nowhere near big enough, sorry [Burt_] i blow goats [Owf] I feel goats too (Blu)
[Duck] 7cm is big enough [Burt_] sadly Im nowhere near big enough, sorry [Burt_] i blow goats [Owf] I feel goats too [Burt_] ah deep goat penetration [Burt_] and a three way with a large irate cow (Duck)
[Duck] 7cm is big enough [Burt_] sadly Im nowhere near big enough, sorry [Burt_] i blow goats [Owf] I feel goats too [Burt_] ah deep goat penetration [Burt_] and a three way with a large irate cow [Owf] and a horse (eppa)
[Duck] 7cm is big enough [Burt_] sadly Im nowhere near big enough, sorry [Burt_] i blow goats [Owf] I feel goats too [Burt_] ah deep goat penetration [Burt_] and a three way with a large irate cow [Owf] and a horse [eppa] probably a bit early to be cruising for a shag, though (Wyrm)
[eppa] shinys cock is nice (shiny)
[eppa] shinys cock is nice Deev Youll probably find it a funny colour (Wyrm)
[eppa] shinys cock is nice Deev Youll probably find it a funny colour [Wyrm] mine is 2 (shiny)
[eppa] shinys cock is nice Deev Youll probably find it a funny colour [Wyrm] mine is 12 (Wyrm)
YES WEVE ALL SEEN THEREG TODAY. AHAHAOOOLOLOLOLOL. NOW KEEP THE FUCK UP (shiny)
YES WEVE ALL SEEN THEREG TODAY. AHAHAOOOLOLOLOLOL. NOW KEEP THE FUCK UP. ESPECIALLY YOU, STUII (Shrink)
YOURE ALL GOING TO PAY DEARLY (StuiiYAY)
MARLON BRANDO DEAD *TRUE SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
[Wyrm] my mum has a fetish for rubber lovers (eppa)
[Wyrm] my mum has a fetish for rubber lovers [Wyrm] YAY thats hot (eppa)
* fragg studies women intently [eppa] fragg that 17 year old is fucking hot [eppa] in a sexual way [fragg] of course she is (StuiiYAY)
ACTION STATIONS. (Quasi)
topic to ACTION STATIONS. ([00:20])
WELCOME TO #ABER. SORTING THE WHEAT FROM THE CHAV SINCE 1994. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. (Lambie)
IRC1 A BIT FLAKY THIS AFTERNOON DUE TO KERNEL SHENNANIGANS (^Stuii^)
WHO WILL IRAQI MILITANTS BEHEAD NEXT? BET NOW. (^Stuii^)
WHAT WILL THE CHRISTIAN MILITANT DENY NEXT? BET NOW. (sp0d)
LAUGHING VAMPIRES DANCE! FEEL THE VOODOO CURSE. (^Stuii^)
#aber members abducted by aliens and replaced with mute dummies (Wyrm)
almost all #aber members (the lazy, workshy ones) abducted by aliens and replaced with mute dummies (Wyrm)
Mass email virus on loose. Panic, end of world, and England winning sporting events predicted by online pundits. (Wyrm)
[Duct] i banged 20 blokes (shiny)
[Duct] i banged 20 blokes [Blu] would be nice if they filled me properly (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] chris loves shit [^Stuii^] he shits on me all the time (Lambie)
[dream] how far is cardiff from wales? (^Stuii^)
* eppa sips wee from a penis (shiny)
IC: Drugs (^Stuii^)
* eppa sips wee from a penis (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I like men [eppa] but not if they have too much of that goo in them (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I like men [eppa] but not if they have too much of that goo in them [eppa] bukkake is the future, man [earnist1] i think i have heard of that (Wyrm)
[eppa] I like men [eppa] but not if they have too much of that goo in them [eppa] bukkake is the future, man [earnist1] i think i have heard of that [shiny] me and you could cum (eppa)
[eppa] I like men [eppa] but not if they have too much of that goo in them [eppa] it comes out in their white pants (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I like men [eppa] but not if they have too much of that goo in them [eppa] it comes out in their white pants [eppa] I want to suck on man syrup all day [eppa] mucho gay bum sex [eppa] straining the hole (Asan)
[eppa] I like men [eppa] but not if they have too much of that goo in them [eppa] it comes out in their white pants [eppa] I want to suck on man syrup all day [eppa] mucho gay bum sex [eppa] straining the hole [eppa] I like having my dick sucked with men (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I like men [eppa] but not if they have too much of that goo in them [eppa] it comes out in their white pants [eppa] I want to suck on man syrup all day [eppa] mucho gay bum sex [eppa] straining the hole [eppa] I like having my dick sucked with men [shiny] i feel you, man (Wyrm)
[eppa] I like men [eppa] but not if they have too much of that goo in them [eppa] it comes out in their white pants [eppa] I want to suck on man syrup all day [eppa] mucho gay bum sex [eppa] straining the hole [eppa] I like having my dick sucked with men [shiny] i feel you, man Deev this is most DEFINA (eppa)
*wave hands* (eppa)
[eppa] I like men [eppa] but not if they have too much of that goo in them [eppa] it comes out in their white pants [eppa] I want to suck on man syrup all day [eppa] mucho gay bum sex [eppa] straining the hole [eppa] I like having my dick sucked with men (^Stuii^)
WEVE FUCKING SEEN THE BBC NEWS ARTICLE ABOUT THE MALASIAN TXTW@W IDIOTS. NOW FUCKING KEEP UP. (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: SP0DS FASCINATING SNAKE FACTS. ON NEXT: BLUS FRYING PAN HUSBAND ABUSE TIPS (^Stuii^)
[eppa] god fucks american idiots (sp0d)
NUCLEAR POWER NOW! (^Stuii^)
impossibleNUCLEAR POWER NOW! (Lambie)
NUCLEAR POWER NOW! (Lambie)
NUCLEAR POWER NOW! THATS NO CRITICAL MASS! (sp0d)
[Burt] im usually in all done in three minutes [Burt] unless i fall asleep (shiny)
[Burt] im usually in all done in three minutes [Burt] unless i fall asleep [Burt] i cant fuck (shiny)
[eppa] Im going to piss on my cow-orker this evening [eppa] in the eyes (shiny)
[eppa] Im going to piss on my cow-orker this evening [eppa] in the eyes [eppa] right, I had a sauna and a nice shag [eppa] I even washed under my foreskin (Wyrm)
[eppa] Im going to piss on my cow-orker this evening [eppa] in the eyes [eppa] right, I had a sauna and a nice shag [eppa] I even washed under my foreskin [eppa] I MUST fuck woodsta tonight (Shrink)
EPPA IN SORDID, UNBELIEVABLE PERVING OVER SPECTRES SISTER *iSHAMFULLY TRUESHOCKER* (ArrStuii)
The previous topic was indecent and sickening (Burt)
[eppa] I need man sex (Quasi)
[eppa] I need man sex [Quasi] brothers vag suits (eppa)
The Previous Topic was Not NLA Compliant (Lambie)
The previous topic failed to capitalise correctly. (sp0d)
[eppa] tongue my bum (sp0d)
[eppa] tongue my bum [eppa] next man to the right (sp0d)
[eppa] tongue my bum [eppa] next man to the right [^Quasi^] screw sp0d instead, in his bum (eppa)
[eppa] tongue my bum [eppa] next man to the right [^Quasi^] screw sp0d instead, in his bum [eppa] yay (sp0d)
[eppa] tongue my bum [eppa] next man to the right [^Quasi^] screw sp0d instead, in his bum [eppa] yay [Shrink] Im sorry, gayboy is a name Im generally known by (eppa)
The previous topic showed a modicum of promise until eppa got involved (Lambie)
Shiny Dating mutant hybrid of Vanessa, Trisha and Aleks, Lack of Denial Confirms (^Quasi^)
[Quasi] HAMMER MY ANAL HOLE, REMOVE IT AND CUM (shiny)
Will eppa snatch celibacy from the open legs of an open shag? BET NOW (Asan)
* [Deev] fists spod (shinerk)
* [Deev] fists spod [Blu] oi Shrink, muffins! (Wyrm)
* [Deev] fists spod [Blu] oi Shrink, muffins! Deev have a Cock rammed in your throat (eppa)
* [Deev] fists spod [Blu] oi Shrink, muffins! Deev have a Cock rammed in your throat [eppa] I want a black stud (Burt)
[Shrink] Ive bummed channel members [Shrink] hello slashtom (Blu)
[Shrink] Ive bummed channel members [Shrink] hello slashtom [Shrink] Ill give that blu a 6 (Blu)
[Shrink] Ive bummed channel members [Shrink] hello slashtom [Shrink] Ill give that blu a 6 [Shrink] sp0d will get more (Blu)
[Shrink] Ive bummed channel members [Shrink] hello slashtom [Shrink] Ill give that blu a 6 [Shrink] sp0d will get more [eppa] fuck me [Quasimodo] youll have to do me (Blu)
[Shrink] Ive bummed channel members [Shrink] hello slashtom [Shrink] Ill give that blu a 6 [Shrink] sp0d will get more [eppa] fuck me [Quasimodo] youll have to do me [Shrink] eppa sex me (Blu)
[Shrink] Ive bummed channel members [Shrink] hello slashtom [Shrink] Ill give that blu a 6 [Shrink] sp0d will get more [eppa] fuck me [Quasimodo] youll have to do me [Shrink] eppa sex me [eppa] look at the zip (sp0d)
[Shrink] Ive bummed channel members [Shrink] hello slashtom [Shrink] Ill give that blu a 6 [Shrink] sp0d will get more [eppa] fuck me [Quasimodo] youll have to do me [Shrink] eppa sex me (Blu)
[Shrink] Ive bummed channel members [Shrink] hello slashtom [Shrink] Ill give that blu a 6 [Shrink] sp0d will get more [eppa] fuck me [Quasimodo] youll have to do me [Shrink] eppa sex me [Shrink] youre not sp0d (eppa)
The last topic was destroyed by lame channel members trying to be clever (Blu)
HELLO! IM BRIAN BLESSED! (sp0d)
ON NOW: THIS WEEK I AM MOSTLY EATING MEAT ON LATER: MY GOD THATS SMELLY (Lambie)
WHAT WILL BUTLER SAY? CALL 1-800-HUTTON NOW! (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I like girl honey [eppa] and boys too (^Stuii^)
[eppa] ram my arse [eppa] welly it (shiny)
PEANUT STILL NOT DEAD (^Stuii^)
WHEN WILL SHRINK BEAT HIS HOUSEMATE TO DEATH? BET NOW. (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] wanking eppa becomes so boring after a while (eppa)
[Wyrm] wanking eppa becomes so boring after a while [Duct] lets fuck [eppa] no, Ive a headache (Wyrm)
[Wyrm] wanking eppa becomes so boring after a while (eppa)
[Wyrm] wanking eppa becomes so boring after a while * Owf would love a handjob (eppa)
[Wyrm] wanking eppa becomes so boring after a while * Owf loves handjobs (eppa)
[Wyrm] wanking eppa becomes so boring after a while * Owf loves handjobs [Blu] a good rectal fingering is good too (eppa)
[Wyrm] wanking eppa becomes so boring after a while * Owf loves handjobs [Blu] a good rectal fingering is good too [Asan] you can tell youre married to sp0d [Blu] im afraid (eppa)
[Wyrm] wanking eppa becomes so boring after a while * Owf loves handjobs [Blu] a good rectal fingering is good too [Asan] you can tell youre married to sp0d (eppa)
[earnist1] i am in school, its is very dipressing (^Stuii^)
[^Stuii^] ive decided to shove eppa up my arse [^Stuii^] itll save time Deev What a fucking ballache (Wyrm)
[^Stuii^] ive decided to shove eppa up my arse [^Stuii^] itll save time Deev What a fucking ballache [eppa] its what keeps me mentally alert during the day (Wyrm)
http://www.sticky.tv/game/cyrkam_airtos/ (^Quasi^)
[shiny] a three year old is worth a fuck (eppa)
[shiny] a three year old is worth a fuck [shiny] a personal toy ass (eppa)
[shiny] a three year old is worth a fuck [shiny] a personal toy ass [shiny] bum fuck you (sp0d)
ACCRINGTON STANLEY! (^Stuii^)
* ^Stuii^ sets mode: +b *!*mch@*.mummu.org * eppa was kicked by ^Stuii^ (IC: Drugs) Deev Youd really think that boy would have auto-rejoin the amount hes kicked Deev Oh (^Stuii^)
CEST LA GUERRE! (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: * slashtom was kicked by Saarlax (Banned) (rpt) (rpt) (rpt) (rpt) (rpt) (rpt) ([Deev])
ON NOW: * slashtom was kicked by Saarlax (Banned) (rpt) (rpt) (rpt) (rpt) (rpt) (rpt) ON NEXT: Quasi goes to Stratford-upon-Avon (^Quasi^)
ON NOW: * slashtom was kicked by Saarlax (Banned) (rpt) (rpt) (rpt) (rpt) (rpt) (rpt) ON NEXT: Quasi goes to Stratford-upon-Avon ON LATER: Iron-clad alibis (^Quasi^)
[eppa] I likes teh skinheads [NLA/NLR] ([Deev])
ON NOW: GUESS WHO: What should I wear to the funeral? hmmm. Im not sure? May be a black hoodie? (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Penis Extensions. ON LATER: My Wallet Is Too Light. (Quasi)
[Lambie] hurry up and fuck my cunt (sp0d)
[Lambie] hurry up and fuck my cunt [sp0d] I can do it [sp0d] with a little help (Lambie)
[Lambie] hurry up and fuck my cunt [sp0d] I can do it [sp0d] with a little help *^Quasi* pisses on lambie (Blu)
[Lambie] hurry up and fuck my cunt [sp0d] I can do it [sp0d] with a little help *^Quasi^ pisses on lambie (Blu)
[Lambie] hurry up and fuck my cunt [sp0d] I can do it [sp0d] with a little help * ^Quasi^ pisses on lambie (^Quasi^)
[Lambie] hurry up and fuck my cunt [sp0d] I can do it [sp0d] with a little help * ^Quasi^ pisses on lambies man cunt (Blu)
[Lambie] hurry up and fuck my cunt [sp0d] I can do it [sp0d] with a little help * ^Quasi^ pisses on lambie (Blu)
The Previous Topic Was Not NLA Complient (Lambie)
Compliant (Blu)
pliant, supple breasts -] (o)(o) (eppa)
WAR (^Quasi^)
pliant, supple breasts -] (o)(o) (WAR chest) (eppa)
sit down eppa (Shrink)
[^Quasi^] i consent to a thorough ass poke (Photon)
[^Quasi^] i consent to a thorough ass poke Deev I like an arm up me (Photon)
[^Quasi^] i consent to a thorough ass poke Deev I like an arm up me [sp0d] take credit cards? (^Quasi^)
[^Quasi^] i consent to a thorough ass poke Deev I like an arm up me [sp0d] take credit cards? [Owf] i need your nectar (^Quasi^)
TERRORISM (Shrink)
[^Quasi^] i come in eppa once a week ([Deev])
[^Quasi^] i come in eppa once a week [eppa] I smell a bit funky today (Wyrm)
[^Quasi^] i come in eppa once a week [eppa] I smell a bit funky today [shiny] i like it when its shaved (Wyrm)
[^Quasi^] i come in eppa once a week [eppa] I smell a bit funky today [shiny] i like it when its shaved [eppa] NO IM NOT FUCKING (Wyrm)
�On Now:� Graduate Bitching and Backbiting (Lambie)
ON NOW: How long will shakey-dick-man spend in Shrink bathroom? BET NOW (Asan)
DUCT PREGNANT, LOGICAL CONCLUSION OF LIGHT HEARTED SUGGESTION PROVES (^Stuii^)
DUCKI IN UP THE DUFF *SHOCKER* | PREPUBESCENT CHILD NAMED AS FATHER (shiny)
DUCT PREGNANT, LOGICAL CONCLUSION OF LIGHT HEARTED SUGGESTION PROVES (^Stuii^)
RONAN KEETING DEAD (shiny)
KARON KEATING DEAD (shiny)
RONAN KEATING DEAD (shiny)
The previous topic lacked truth (^Stuii^)
RONAN KEATING NEARLY DEAD (^Stuii^)
RONAN KEATING NEARLY DEAD [DuctYAY] the disappointment (Wyrm)
RONAN KEATING NEARLY DEAD (Wyrm)
* Burt removes a brown stain for mother (^Stuii^)
* Burt removes a brown stain for mother [Burt] I love the smell of my dress (Quasi)
* Burt removes a brown stain for mother [Burt] I love the smell of my dress (Quasi)
* Burt removes a brown stain for mother [Burt] I love the smell of my dress [Gremmie] Id sooner wear a thong (Lambie)
WELCOME TO #ABER. FOR BEST PERFORMANCE HERE, YOU MUST HAVE AT LEAST 2 MEGABYTES OF RAM. (^Stuii^)
SASHA DISTEL (STILL) DEAD (shiny)
ON NOW: Burt has a new mac!?!?! ON NEXT: Beans and Rice. ON LATER: eppa.sh runs again (Quasi)
[eppa] I want stuii up me to be honest cos Im gay ([Deev])
[eppa] I want stuii up me to be honest cos Im gay Deev I want stuii up me too (eppa)
[eppa] I want stuii up me to be honest cos Im gay Deev I want stuii up me too [eppa] well he was telling me that hed prefer me to shag his arse ([Deev])
[eppa] I want stuii up me to be honest cos Im gay Deev I want stuii up me too [eppa] well he was telling me that hed prefer me to shag his arse [eppa] gangfuck it (shiny)
[eppa] I want stuii up me to be honest cos Im gay Deev I want stuii up me too [eppa] well he was telling me that hed prefer me to shag his arse [eppa] gangfuck it [Gaz] I fuck stuii regularly (Lambie)
[eppa] I want stuii up me to be honest cos Im gay Deev I want stuii up me too [eppa] well he was telling me that hed prefer me to shag his arse [eppa] gangfuck it [Gaz] I fuck stuii regularly [eppa] marvellous, Im shaved, moisturised and lightly oiled ([Deev])
Slashtom utter poof, Hive Mind confirms (^Quasi^)
More project based? We dont want your sort around hyaah. (^Stuii^)
[eppa] the shit I just did smelled like salad [eppa] didnt taste like it, though [NLA/NLR] (^Stuii^)
[eppa] the shit I just did smelled like salad [eppa] didnt taste like it, though [eppa] I love to rub it in (^Stuii^)
[eppa] the shit I just did smelled like salad [eppa] didnt taste like it, though [eppa] I love to rub it in [^Stuii^] dont tear yourself eppa (eppa)
[eppa] the shit I just did smelled like salad [eppa] didnt taste like it, though [eppa] I WANT FUCKING SALAD (^Stuii^)
[eppa] my dream is to fuck chris to orgasm (shiny)
[eppa] my dream is to fuck chris to orgasm [eppa] i like to feel giddy schoolboys (^Stuii^)
[eppa] my dream is to fuck chris to orgasm [eppa] i like to feel giddy schoolboys [Quasimodo] shiny steals my undies (^Stuii^)
[eppa] emotionally unstable, confused and selfish (Owf)
[eppa] my dream is to fuck chris to orgasm [eppa] i like to feel giddy schoolboys eppa] I like old women (^Stuii^)
[eppa] my dream is to fuck chris to orgasm [eppa] i like to feel giddy schoolboys [eppa] I like old women (^Stuii^)
[eppa] my dream is to fuck chris to orgasm [eppa] i like to feel giddy schoolboys [eppa] I like old women [eppa] to fist them ([Deev])
[eppa] my dream is to fuck chris to orgasm [eppa] i like to feel giddy schoolboys [eppa] I like old women [eppa] to fist them Deev You ideally want one at the front sucking in and one at the back blowing out (Quasi)
ITS TUESDAY NIGHT, ITS DRAG ALL THE SKELETONS OUT OF THE CLOSET NIGHT (Lambie)
[eppa] http://www.pricecharlescinema.com/ [eppa] fucking freaks [eppa] I bet thats full of the campest queens in all of London [eppa] mm, price charles theatre on Saturday I think [NLA/NLR] (Asan)
[eppa] http://www.pricecharlescinema.com/ [eppa] fucking freaks [eppa] I bet thats full of the campest queens in all of London [eppa] mm, price charles theatre on Saturday I think [NLA/NLR] [shiny] the internet is full of sick pervs [shiny] and weirdos [Wyrm] and youre just one of em (Wyrm)
The last topic was utter shit pimped by Wyrm. (eppa)
The last topic was utter shit pimped by Wyrm. [eppa] I HATE YOU [Blu] let it go :) [eppa] gosh, she looks terribly pretty when she smiles (Wyrm)
Another shit Wyrm topic. (eppa)
Another shit Wyrm topic. [eppa] cant we go back to talking about sex? [Shrink] no (Wyrm)
Yet another shit Wyrm topic. (Shrink)
[shiny] its good to get some all round skillz [eppa] wank, cry, sleep [Owf] tempting (Wyrm)
The previous topic, whilst a classic of its time, was removed due to excessive criticism from an unappreciative public (Wyrm)
The previous topic was set by Wyrm, and was terminated by airborne rifle fire from the Royal Vetinary Corp after a muderous rampage through Manchester (Quasi)
Im Pregnant!!!!!!11 (Blu)
[Blu] mmm skin [Blu] numnum [shiny] blu do you have any odd food cravings? (eppa)
NO MORE TOPICS TO BE SET UNLESS THEY ARE AT LEAST PARTIALLY HUMOROUS (shiny)
The previous topic failed to meet minimum humour standards. (Owf)
as did that (Shrink)
The previous topic was set by a fat hippah cunt. (Owf)
fuck you owf (Shrink)
[Quasi] id bum slashtom, right up the shitter (Shrink)
[Quasi] id bum slashtom, right up the shitter [Quasi] youd like that, wouldnt you slashy [slashtom] i would (shiny)
[Quasi] id bum slashtom, right up the shitter [Quasi] youd like that, wouldnt you slashy [slashtom] i would [slashtom] fill me (shiny)
[Quasi] id bum slashtom, right up the shitter [Quasi] youd like that, wouldnt you slashy [slashtom] i would [slashtom] fill me [Quasi] i rim it [slashtom] yes, rim me (shiny)
[Quasi] id bum slashtom, right up the shitter [Quasi] youd like that, wouldnt you slashy [slashtom] i would [slashtom] fill me [Quasi] i rim it [slashtom] yes, rim me [Quasi] and shove a trout up me too (Lambie)
[Quasi] id bum slashtom, right up the shitter [Quasi] youd like that, wouldnt you slashy [slashtom] i would [slashtom] fill me [Quasi] i rim it [slashtom] yes, rim me [Quasi] and shove a trout up me too [Quasi] so far up it comes out of my mouth, fist and all (Shrink)
[Quasi] id bum slashtom, right up the shitter [Quasi] youd like that, wouldnt you slashy [slashtom] i would [slashtom] fill me [Quasi] i rim it [slashtom] yes, rim me [Quasi] and shove a trout up me too [Quasi] so far up it comes out of my mouth, fist and all [Quasi] for jesus (Lambie)
[Quasi] id bum slashtom, right up the shitter [Quasi] youd like that, wouldnt you slashy [slashtom] i would [slashtom] fill me [Quasi] i rim it [slashtom] yes, rim me [Quasi] and shove a trout up me too [Quasi] so far up it comes out of my mouth, fist and all [Quasi] for jesus [Shrink] work my testicles ([Deev])
WEVE SEEN THE FUCKING BBC ARTICLE ABOUT THE ROLLING SHEEP, NOW FUCKING KEEP UP (^Stuii^)
�ON NOW:� EPPADATE: LIVE FROM WOODSTAS PHONE �ON NEXT:� Bitter Failure �ON LATER:� Wank, Cry, Sleep [rpt] (Lambie)
Blunkett steals ideas from Trisha: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3943171.stm | PDFs smirk pervily (shiny)
The Chav Paradox: If you Think Of The Children then You Must Be A PDF. (ArrStuii)
[Burt] I enjoy buttraping farm animals while smoking a pipe and wearing pink fluffy mocasins ([Deev])
[Wyrm] stick two fingers up my arse, scar my hole (eppa)
[Wyrm] stick two fingers up my arse, scar my hole [eppa] hmm, I think he still likes me [eppa] Wyrm youre not having me you queen (Wyrm)
[Wyrm] stick two fingers up my arse, scar my hole [eppa] hmm, I think he still likes me [eppa] Wyrm youre not having me you queen [Asan] he likes buggery too :) (eppa)
SCORCHIO A PENGELLIO! (Burt)
JIMBOB POSSIBLY LEAVING ABER *MAYBETRUSHOCKER* (StuiiYAY)
CLAUDETTE BENSON DEAD (^Stuii^)
[shin0r] last night i had to hold a whole load in, all night [NLA/NLR] (^Stuii^)
[shin0r] last night i had to hold a whole load in, all night [NLA/NLR] [^Stuii^] ive just got sick and tired with felching (Wyrm)
[shin0r] last night i had to hold a whole load in, all night [^Stuii^] ive just got sick and tired with felching (^Stuii^)
[shin0r] last night i had to hold a whole load in, all night [^Stuii^] ive just got sick and tired with felching [eppa] let me know if its too far up now *lick* (^Stuii^)
EPPA IRC HOLIDAY COMMENCES 03/08/04 17:14 - HOW LONG WILL IT LAST? BET NOW. (^Stuii^)
EPPA IRC HOLIDAY COMMENCES 03/08/04 17:14 - HOW LONG WILL IT LAST? BET NOW. [Blu] i was more of a cum drinker ([Deev])
The previous topic mixed oh fuck it you should know by now (^Stuii^)
EPPA IRC HOLIDAY COMMENCES 03/08/04 17:14 - HOW LONG WILL IT LAST? BET NOW. ([Deev])
EPPA IRC HOLIDAY COMMENCES 03/08/04 17:14 - LASTED 18 HOURS. (^Stuii^)
SECRET SQUIRREL DEAD (^Stuii^)
HORSES! (^Stuii^)
[^Shrink^] i soiled my socks [^Shrink^] best if shiny eats them (^Quasi^)
ON NOW: ANGSTY AUGUST. ON NEXT: SURLY SEPTEMBER. (^Stuii^)
[Gaz] its only coz i complained i was getting fucked at work [Gaz] the trousers make my arse look good [Blu] you whore (^Stuii^)
[Gaz] its only coz i complained i was getting fucked at work [Gaz] the trousers make my arse look good [Blu] you whore [Burt] Im into fisting! but nothing dangerous! (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: BIG #ABER. WHO WILL BE EVICTED FROM THE #ABER IRC HOLIDAY COTTAGE? TXT 82188 NOW! (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] i receive BUTTPLUGs [Wyrm] i receive ANAL PROBEs [Wyrm] i BROWN NOSE Astinus (^Stuii^)
The last topic was the result of a Blond Moment by the Channel Master (Wyrm)
NADIA WIN (Burt)
NOONE CARE (Lambie)
o_|/ (Burt)
prole (Lambie)
some tropical angeospermatic fronds are smoother than others. FACT. (shiny)
118-453, we find ur no. & txt u free! http://photos.stuii.co.uk/pride-brighton-2004 (^Stuii^)
[shinerk] my manhood is really small [eppa] men dressed in school uniforms are so hot (Asan)
[shinerk] my manhood is really small [eppa] men dressed in school uniforms are so hot [Asan] shortarse (Wyrm)
[shinerk] my manhood is really small [eppa] men dressed in school uniforms are so hot (Wyrm)
[shinerk] my manhood is really small [eppa] men dressed in school uniforms are so hot [Duct] phwoar (Wyrm)
[shinerk] my manhood is really small [eppa] men dressed in school uniforms are so hot * Wyrm thinks of lowey and gets all wet (Asan)
THE DOG WITH TWO HEADS AND TWO BODIES! (^Stuii^)
[Burt] i could do with a large glistening cock shoved right up my arsehole, up as far as it can go (Shrink)
[Burt] i could do with a large glistening cock shoved right up my arsehole, up as far as it can go * Burt cums right in the face of apple (Photon_)
SHINY BI-CURIOUS, LACK OF EVIDENCE TO CONTRARY PROVES (^Stuii^)
[shiny] eppa relax your arse muscles, then your comfort increases [eppa] shiny my tight hole awaits [eppa] ow, it really fucking hurts (Asan)
[shiny] eppa relax your arse muscles, then your comfort increases [eppa] shiny my tight hole awaits [eppa] ow, it really fucking hurts [eppa] but men are so much prettier ([Deev])
[shiny] eppa relax your arse muscles, then your comfort increases [eppa] shiny my tight hole awaits [eppa] ow, it really fucking hurts [eppa] but men are so much prettier [Duct] yay Ive completely borked eppa (Wyrm)
[shiny] eppa relax your arse muscles, then your comfort increases [eppa] shiny my tight hole awaits [eppa] ow, it really fucking hurts [eppa] but men are so much prettier [Duct] yay Ive completely borked eppa [eppa] you want to pull me Wyrm (Wyrm)
MURAGATHAS SUBRAMANIAN DEAD (^Stuii^)
[shiny] eppa relax your arse muscles, then your comfort increases [eppa] shiny my tight hole awaits [eppa] ow, it really fucking hurts [eppa] but men are so much prettier [Duct] yay Ive completely borked eppa [eppa] you want to pull me Wyrm (^Stuii^)
[shiny] eppa relax your arse muscles, then your comfort increases [eppa] shiny my tight hole awaits [eppa] ow, it really fucking hurts [shiny] right thats it [shiny] im coming in your eyes [DuctWOOYAY] aye, Id like that [Shrink] duct for the right price Im sure it can be arranged [DuctWOOYAY] fiver (Asan)
[shiny] eppa relax your arse muscles, then your comfort increases [eppa] shiny my tight hole awaits [eppa] ow, it really fucking hurts [shiny] right thats it [shiny] im coming in your eyes * eppa drinks man honey (^Stuii^)
[Asan] id fuck duct, open her wide and cum Deev Id do her too, but only in her arse. mmm arse (Shrink)
[Asan] id fuck duct, open her wide and cum Deev Id do her too, but only in her arse. mmm arse [Asan] have you got it in the right socket? (^Stuii^)
[Gaz] i have to tug my nob [Gaz] or i will lose my boner (^Stuii^)
[Gaz] i have to tug my nob [Gaz] or i will lose my boner * Gaz licks it (^Stuii^)
[Gaz] i have to tug my nob [Gaz] or i will lose my boner * Gaz licks it [Gaz] i suck boners (^Stuii^)
[Gaz] i have to tug my nob [Gaz] or i will lose my boner * Gaz licks it [Gaz] i suck boners * Gaz stuffs stuiis arse (^Stuii^)
The previous topic was not NLA compliant. AND it was set by Stuii. For shame... ([Deev])
BRACE FOR LAMBIE (^Stuii^)
WEVE FUCKING SEEN POSEIDONS HARDON. NOW FUCKING KEEP UP. (^Stuii^)
[shiny] what i need is more cock (Asan)
[shiny] what i need is more cock [shiny] cocks are great (^Stuii^)
[shiny] dont see many chavs driving m3s (^Stuii^)
[shiny] dont see many chavs driving m3s | well, you dont, you pricks (shin0r)
The previous topic, set by shin0r, fails to meet the NLA specification (Shrink)
A-LEVEL RESULTS HIT NEW RECORDS | ARE A-LEVELS GETTING TOO EASY?, ASK FUTURE NEWS STORIES (shin0r)
[eppa] Id rather live as a fag (Asan)
[eppa] Id rather live as a fag [eppa] take me to a poof bender [eppa] fucking ream me (shiny)
[eppa] Id rather live as a fag [eppa] take me to a poof bender [eppa] fucking ream me [eppa] bang me in the arse (Owf)
[eppa] take me to a poof bender [eppa] fucking ream me [eppa] bang me in the arse [shiny] he likes being covered in shit [eppa] yeah, I know I do (Asan)
[Shrink] I lack something vital [Shrink] Ill show you *waggle one mm penis* (shiny)
[Shrink] I lack something vital [Shrink] Ill show you *waggle one mm penis* [Shrink] fuck me (shiny)
[Shrink] I lack something vital [Shrink] Ill show you *waggle one mm penis* [Shrink] fuck me [Shrink] show me justins willy (shiny)
[Wyrm] a girl would be nice to play with; oh dear, i need a Wank. [Wyrm] sex has been a long-distant relic for ages now. (Shrink)
[Wyrm] a girl would be nice to play with; oh dear, i need a Wank. [Wyrm] sex has been a long-distant relic for ages now. [shiny] i cant believe the sex i get (Wyrm)
[Wyrm] a girl would be nice to play with; oh dear, i need a Wank. [Wyrm] sex has been a long-distant relic for ages now. [shiny] i cant believe the sex i get [Owf] i screw sheep instead (Wyrm)
[Wyrm] a girl would be nice to play with; oh dear, i need a Wank. [Wyrm] sex has been a long-distant relic for ages now. [shiny] i cant believe the sex i get [Owf] i screw sheep instead [Wyrm] ANaL is a godsend (Wyrm)
[Wyrm] a girl would be nice to play with; oh dear, i need a Wank. [Wyrm] sex has been a long-distant relic for ages now. [shiny] i cant believe the sex i get [Owf] i screw sheep instead (Wyrm)
[Shrink] I fuck your mother [Shrink] she gave good head (^Gulp^)
[Shrink] I fuck your mother [Shrink] she gave good head [Saarlax] I dont find Gulps mum attractive (^Gulp^)
[Shrink] I fuck your mother [Shrink] she gave good head [Saarlax] I dont find Gulps mum attractive [Shrink] Ive done it twice [Shrink] once on my own, another time with my sister (^Gulp^)
http://www.locatu.com | BUY NOW (shiny)
[shiny] i got uber pissed and really wanted a gf [Blu] easy money (Shrink)
[shiny] i got uber pissed and really wanted a gf [Blu] easy money [eppa] Ive only ever slept with electronic women (Wyrm)
[eppa] Ive (shiny)
[eppa] Ive only ever slept with electronic women (shiny)
[eppa] Ive only ever slept with electronic women [eppa] maybe Im destined to like men [eppa] yeah, fuck me (Wyrm)
[eppa] Ive slept with men I met via some form of electronic communication [eppa] Ive met men in normal situations, pulled them and taken them home [eppa] married men too [eppa] maybe Im always destined to like other men [eppa] I kinda like the naughtyness though (Asan)
[eppa] Ive slept with men I met via some form of electronic communication [eppa] Ive met men in normal situations, pulled them and taken them home [eppa] married men too [eppa] maybe Im always destined to like other men [eppa] I kinda like the naughtyness though [eppa] I only do men (shiny)
Deev Ive been straddling two blokes all night anally fucking Deev my arse is so sore - it will bleed for an hour (Shrink)
RECORD GCSE RESULTS!!1!!!1!!! | ARE GCSES GETTING EASIER??!?!?1!?!?! (RPT) (shiny)
[eppa] I want a cock fight [eppa] I need to suck on something in my mouth [Shrink] deev put that away right now (NLA/NLR) (Wyrm)
[eppa] I want a cock fight [eppa] I need to suck on something in my mouth [Shrink] deev put that away right now [eppa] I want to start cruising gay bars ([Deev])
[eppa] I want a cock fight [eppa] I need to suck on something in my mouth [Shrink] deev put that away right now [eppa] I want to start cruising gay bars [eppa] I love it when you get a good fucking ([Deev])
[eppa] I have a little nob [eppa] tastes fucking shit [eppa] it feels good [eppa] try to enjoy it [eppa] thats the only way youll keep it up (^Stuii^)
BRACE FOR BURT (^Stuii^)
* Burt lets father play (^Stuii^)
* Burt lets father play * Burt sits on father (^Stuii^)
* Burt lets father play * Burt sits on father [eppa] I do my dad too (^Stuii^)
* Burt lets father play * Burt sits on father [eppa] I do my dad too * eppa goes for a wank (^Stuii^)
* Burt lets father play * Burt sits on father [eppa] I do my dad too * eppa goes for a wank [eppa] Im really going for a wank [eppa] japscat porn and Burt turn me on (^Stuii^)
* Burt lets father play * Burt sits on father [eppa] I do my dad too * eppa goes for a wank [eppa] Im really going for a wank [eppa] japscat porn and Burt turn me on [eppa] I have a lovely shiny to play with (Lambie)
WHEN WILL BLUS WATERS BREAK? BET NOW. (^Stuii^)
TODAY WE ARE MOSTLY SLAGGING OFF: DREAMIE (^Stuii^)
ROY CASTLE STILL DEAD AFTER 10 YEARS (^Stuii^)
Blu brings a sp0dlet into the world. 12:32pm, 7lb 13oz. Well, she kept that quiet. (eppa)
Blu brings a sp0dlet into the world. 12:32pm 02.09.04, boy, 7lb 13oz. Well, she kept that quiet. (Blu)
WHAT? SHES HAD A BABY? (^Stuii^)
BILL CLINTON NEARLY DEAD (^Stuii^)
[Burt] i hate it when i spunk everywhere (Lambie)
[Burt] i hate it when i spunk everywhere [Lambie] I WILL WANK YOU (^Stuii^)
[Burt] i hate it when i spunk everywhere [Lambie] I WILL WANK YOU [Shrink] i secretly desire slashtom (^Stuii^)
[Shrink] i secretly desire slashtom [Shrink] slashtom is a transexual [slashtom] doesnt that worry you Shrink? [Shrink] why should it? (^Stuii^)
FUCKING WAKE UP YOU LAZY SLACKERS. (^Quasi^)
100^H^H^H150^H^H^H200^H^H^H320 RUSSIANS DEAD (^Stuii^)
100^H^H^H150^H^H^H200^H^H^H320^H350 RUSSIANS DEAD (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND [ 0 - 0 ] AUSTRIA (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND [ 1 - 0 ] AUSTRIA (^Quasi^)
ENGLAND [ 1 WORLD WAR - 0 ] AUSTRIA (^Quasi^)
ENGLAND [ 2 (2 WORLD WARS) - 0 (BEING THE BIRTH PLACE OF HITLER) ] OESTERREICH (Quasi)
ENGLAND [ 2 (2 WORLD WARS) - 1 (BEING THE BIRTH PLACE OF HITLER) ] OESTERREICH (Quasi)
ENGLAND [ 2 (2 WORLD WARS) - 2 (BEING THE BIRTH PLACE OF HITLER) ] OESTERREICH (Quasi)
ENGLAND [ 2 (2 WORLD WARS) - 2 (BEING THE BIRTH PLACE OF HITLER) ] OESTERREICH - ENGLAND FAIL, AUSTRIA DRAW (Quasimodo)
$HEADLINE (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Car Bores ON LATER: Mac Bores ON EVEN LATER: Tax Bores (Burt)
ON NOW: Car Bores ON LATER: Mac Bores ON EVEN LATER: Tax Bores INTERSPERSED WITH: Baby Bore (sp0d)
SP0D AND BLU DOOMED: http://www.hoosiergazette.com/News/Sept2004/news001.htm (^Stuii^)
[slashtom] during work time, ive been dicking the boss (^Stuii^)
[slashtom] during work time, ive been dicking the boss [slashtom] his kids too (^Quasi^)
[slashtom] during work time, ive been dicking the boss [slashtom] his kids too * slashtom wants Little Brian (^Quasi^)
[slashtom] during work time, ive been dicking the boss [slashtom] his kids too * slashtom wants Little Brian [slashtom] i have access to children (^Quasi^)
[^Quasi^] I dont like asians, most of them smell (^Stuii^)
[^Quasi^] I dont like asians, most of them smell * sp0d realises babies stink too... [sp0d] http://www.ourlittleplace.org.uk/dylan/ (sp0d)
[^Quasi^] I dont like asians, most of them smell * sp0d realises babies stink too... [sp0d] http://www.ourlittleplace.org.uk/dylan/ (NB. HE LIKES TO HIDE AT LEAST ONE OF HIS HANDS, I THINK HES PLOTTING MY DEMISE) (sp0d)
the previous topic was set by sp0d and failed on NLA rules, amongst other things. oh and it was shit, too. (Shrink)
The previous topic was set from a small toy car with wings orbiting areas of South Wales (^Quasi^)
*burtwerk beds ginder men (sp0d)
sp0ds a spazzer that cant spell for toffie [sic] (eppa)
[^Quasi^] IT IS SO HARD [Duct] apparently so [Duct] I wonder if the boyll be hard (^Stuii^)
COURSE WE DO. ITS NOT ALL WORK WORK WORK. (^Stuii^)
* Lambie dons cumcap and fucks off to aber (eppa)
[eppa] shiny what size package are you slipping me? [shiny] eppa its about 9 inches long [eppa] shiny my, that is quite large [shiny] wide too [eppa] I hope it fits in my box [shiny] it should slide in nicely [NLA/NLR] ([Deev])
[eppa] shiny what size package are you slipping me? [shiny] eppa its about 9 inches long [eppa] shiny my, that is quite large [shiny] wide too [eppa] I hope it fits in my box [shiny] it should slide in nicely [NLA/NLR] (^Stuii^)
ONLY 104 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!?!?!?!? PANIC BUY CRAP NOW! (^Quasi^)
http://www.thefrozennorth.net/pics/deevchav.jpg (Gaz)
[Burt] call me mary and lets fuck (^Gulp^)
[Burt] call me mary and lets fuck, with toys (^Gulp^)
[Burt] call me mary and lets fuck, with toys [slashtom] im seriously considering using mine (^Gulp^)
PARP STILL DEAD AFTER NEARLY A YEAR (ArrStuii)
[shiny] this fat cunt smokes 60 fags a day [NLA/NLR] (ArrStuii)
http://www.paranoidandroid.org.uk/archive/itsabermember.avi (^Quasi^)
[Shrink] ive given my anus over to stuii (Quasi)
[Shrink] ive given my anus over to stuii [eppa] with his disproportionate willy? (Quasi)
[Shrink] ive given my anus over to stuii [eppa] with his disproportionate willy? [Shrink] pretty much in my pocket at this stage (Quasi)
[Shrink] ive given my anus over to stuii [eppa] with his disproportionate willy? [Shrink] pretty much in my pocket at this stage [Shrink] shinys now lapping up his arse ([Deev])
[Burt] i shit on all believers (sp0d)
[burtwerk] i think michael j fox is cute (ArrStuii)
[burtwerk] i think michael j fox is cute [burtwerk] Im so clearly a screaming poof (Shrink)
topic to [burtwerk] i think michael j fox is cute ([11:24])
[burtwerk] i think michael j fox is cute [burtwerk] Im so clearly a screaming poof [Burt] i need money [Burt] ?30 for head (Shrink)
[Quasi] would you like a baby on a spike? *Burt swallows a baby (sp0d)
The previous topic failed to adhere to the standards (Burt)
BOB LOCK DEAD (ArrStuii)
MOST DEAD PEOPLE DEAD, STUDY FINDS (Shrink)
MOST DEAD PEOPLE DEAD, ?20,000,000 STUDY FINDS (^Quasi^)
MANY DEAD PEOPLE STILL DEAD, SAYS REPORT (ArrStuii)
INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY. CONFORM, SCURVY CUR, OR YELL WALK THE PLANK. (^Quasi^)
ON NOW: #aber DAY OUT. DESTINATION: WesleyNET (Quasi)
ON NOW: #aber DAY OUT. DESTINATION: WesleyNET SPECIAL EVENT: BASH THE CHRISTIAN starring slashtom (sp0d)
[Burt] aye, i have a huge one (^Stuii^)
[Burt] aye, i have a huge one [shiny] pork my cunt (Owf)
[Burt] aye, i have a huge one [Wyrm] I have a larger one, compared to damon of course (Lambie)
http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/team_america (Asan)
Is that a �TAC9� in your pocket, eppa, or are you just very, very pleased to see us all? (Wyrm)
o/~ PARTY o/~ (^Stuii^)
YOU SILLY OLD BUGGER, PARP (^Stuii^)
[^Shrink^] let me start pissing on your face stuii ([Deev])
fuck me, is it a year already? parp you cunt, we miss you *sniff* (Shrink)
ON TODAY: The Black Death. ON TOMORROW: 24 hour flu (QuasiSLACK)
CURRY MONTSTERS GONNA GETCHER (Lambie)
CURRY MONSTERS GONNA GETCHER (Lambie)
CURRIED MORMONS GONNA ETCH YER (eppa)
ASK NOT WHAT YOUR CHANNEL CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR CHANNEL (^Stuii^)
��LAMBIE�� enters ��30��th year ��*HORROR*�� (^Stuii^)
LAMBIE enters 30th year *HORROR*, JIMBOB enters 30th year of university (^Quasi^)
Previous Topic. Gulp. You know the rest. (^Stuii^)
�PLEASE� COME TO DUNSTABLE. (ArrStuii)
[Burt_] i rape little girls ([Deev])
[Burt_] i rape little girls [Burt_] Im a pro raper, you know (^Quasi)
s[Burt_] i rape little girls [Burt_] Im a pro raper, you know (sp0d)
[Burt_] i rape little girls [Burt_] Im a pro rapist, you know (^Quasi)
[Burt_] i rape little girls [Burt_] Im a pro rapist, you know [Blu] Quasi is better (^Quasi)
[Burt_] i rape little girls [Burt_] Im a pro rapist, you know [Blu] Quasi is better [Burt_] ive been fucking widows for years [Burt_] up the *arse* (Shrink)
[Burt_] i rape little girls [Burt_] Im a pro rapist, you know [Blu] Quasi is better [Burt_] ive been fucking widows for years [Burt_] up the *arse* [^Stuii^] I have neither the time nor the patience (Wyrm)
telnet://62.192.161.86/ AHLOOAHLOAHLOALHOALHOLHA (^Stuii^)
The previous topic did not contain the appropriate NLA warnings (iBurt)
The previous topic did not contain the appropriate office friendly protocol warnings (iBurt)
telnet://62.192.161.86/ AHLOOAHLOAHLOALHOALHOLHA (NLA) (^Stuii^)
telnet://62.192.161.86/ AHLOOAHLOAHLOALHOALHOLHA (NOF) (^Stuii^)
[^Quasi^] fuck my ass (shin0r)
[^Quasi^] fuck my ass [shiny] i did that whore ages ago (sp0d)
[^Quasi^] I hate wanking with other people (^Gulp^)
[^Quasi^] I hate wanking with other people [sp0d] those schoolboys (Lambie)
[^Quasi^] I hate wanking with other people [sp0d] those schoolboys [burtwerk] theres a man under my loin [burtwerk] trying to plug me ([Deev])
[eppa] [Deev] get me some oiled lads [eppa] drizzle a little over them (shiny)
[eppa] [Deev] get me some oiled lads [eppa] drizzle a little over them [eppa] I discovered that I get a better fit if I oil the arse [eppa] rather than forcing it in (Shrink)
[eppa] [Deev] get me some oiled lads [eppa] drizzle a little over them [eppa] I discovered that I get a better fit if I oil the arse [eppa] rather than forcing it in [eppa] dont want too much or itll make the leather too soft and liable to develop weaknesses (Shrink)
[eppa] [Deev] get me some oiled lads [eppa] drizzle a little over them [eppa] I discovered that I get a better fit if I oil the arse [eppa] rather than forcing it in * Wyrm is all oiled up, bracing (Shrink)
[eppa] [Deev] get me some oiled lads [eppa] drizzle a little over them [eppa] I discovered that I get a better fit if I oil the arse [eppa] rather than forcing it in * Wyrm is all oiled up, bracing [Wyrm] i use virgin material instead (Owf)
[eppa] [Deev] get me some oiled lads [eppa] drizzle a little over them [eppa] I discovered that I get a better fit if I oil the arse [eppa] rather than forcing it in * Wyrm is all oiled up, bracing [Wyrm] i use virgin material instead [eppa] bet he gives wicked blowjobs (Wyrm)
[eppa] [Deev] get me some oiled lads [eppa] drizzle a little over them [eppa] I discovered that I get a better fit if I oil the arse [eppa] rather than forcing it in * Wyrm is all oiled up, bracing [Wyrm] i use virgin material instead [eppa] bet he gives wicked blowjobs [Wyrm] my orifice is endless (Owf)
[eppa] [Deev] get me some oiled lads [eppa] drizzle a little over them [eppa] I discovered that I get a better fit if I oil the arse [eppa] rather than forcing it in * Wyrm is all oiled up, bracing [Wyrm] i use virgin material instead [eppa] bet he gives wicked blowjobs [Wyrm] my orifice is endless [Kayoma (shiny)
[Kayoma] deev is 3 (shiny)
[Kayoma] deev is 3 Deev 4 Deev im homo (shiny)
[Kayoma] deev is 3 Deev 4 Deev im homo [shiny] i love you ([Deev])
THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS TEH SHIT ([Deev])
The previous topic was a complete embarassment for all concerned. (Owf)
The previous topic was stillborn, unlike Gaz, mores the pity (shiny)
[Feek] been playing with a chainsaw this afternoon [Feek] *vrooom* [Feek] hence my grandad is now a foot shorter (shiny)
WO IST ELVIS? (^Stuii^)
$DEATH_TOLL DEAD IN $DUSTY_CITY, $TINPOT_COUNTRY, $TOOTHLESS_INTERNATIONAL_BODY CONDEMNS $ENEMY. (^Stuii^)
RICEY DEAD, LACK OF EVIDENCE TO CONTRARY CONFIRMS. (^Stuii^)
*Burt fingersexes a cats crack (shin0r)
The previous topic was not NLA compliant (^Stuii^)
[Burt] monkey sex makes me think of sp0d [NLA/NLR] (Duck)
[Burt] monkey sex makes me think of sp0d [eppa] hmm, what can I push it into? [NLA/NLR] ([Deev])
[Burt] monkey sex makes me think of sp0d [eppa] hmm, what can I push it into? [Gaz] the hole in my lip [NLA/NLR] (Lambie)
[Burt] monkey sex makes me think of sp0d [eppa] hmm, what can I push it into? [Gaz] the hole in my lip (Quasi)
[Burt] monkey sex makes me think of sp0d [eppa] hmm, what can I push it into? * eppa twists and waggles it in the hole and whimpers [NLA/NLR] (Lambie)
[Burt] monkey sex makes me think of sp0d [eppa] hmm, what can I push it into? * eppa twists and waggles it in the hole and whimpers [eppa] its going in and out pretty smoothly now [NLA/NLR] (Lambie)
[Burt] monkey sex makes me think of sp0d [eppa] hmm, what can I push it into? * eppa twists and waggles it in the hole and whimpers [eppa] its going in and out pretty smoothly now [NLA/NLR] [eppa] I think about 9 year olds (shin0rx)
[eppa] I think about 9 year olds (shin0rx)
[eppa] RIGHT, noodles and stir-fry pepper and soya mince for dinner [eppa] fucking skint already [NLA/NLR] (Quasi)
[eppa] RIGHT, noodles and stir-fry pepper and soya mince for dinner [eppa] fucking skint already [eppa] bank removed my ability to go over my overdraft limit [eppa] luckily all bills paid [eppa] aside from travel to work and food [NLA/NLR] (Quasi)
[shiny] all I want to eat is hot dog shit (Asan)
EPPA GAY, HOME PIERCING INCIDENT REVEALS (ArrStuii)
EPPA GAY, HOME PIERCING INCIDENT REVEALS. ALSO WEARS KILT, SLIP OF TONGUE WITH INCORRECT CONTEXT ALSO CONFIRMS. (ArrStuii)
EPPA GAY, HOME PIERCING INCIDENT REVEALS. ALSO WEARS KILT, SLIP OF TONGUE WITH INCORRECT CONTEXT CONFIRMS. (ArrStuii)
* eppa eats mens nuts [eppa] sweet [eppa] uhh (shiny)
NLA failure (ArrStuii)
* Burt wants three huge men to cum on his face for his 30th * Burt finishes father off (ArrStuii)
CELICE DUNQUERQUE DEAD (ArrStuii)
$FORENAME $SURNAME DEAD (Shrink)
Conservative Propaganda Hour, with Wyrm, and Owf, and... (Wyrm)
ON NOW: Im dying, me!, featuring a steadily growing number of channel memebers. ON NEXT: Ban students. (^Quasi^)
ON NOW: Im dying, me!, featuring a steadily growing number of channel members. ON NEXT: Ban students. (^Quasi^)
Deev work my ass (eppa)
Wales feared destroyed by Eurocrat: http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=18895 (Wyrm)
YES WE ALL KNOW ABOUT WALES BEING WIPED OFF THE EU MAP. DO FUCKING KEEP UP (Asan)
Aliens completely fail to invade Wales and choose Romania instead: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/10/05/villagers_flee_aliens/ (Wyrm)
MICHAEL FISHS CAREER DEAD (ArrStuii)
[^Quasi^] I ream men (eppa)
[^Quasi^] I ream men ^Stuii^ ooohs at his leather Cunts (Wyrm)
[^Quasi^] I ream men (Wyrm)
[^Quasi^] I ream men [Burt] abuse my tight cunt (eppa)
MICHAEL FISH DEAD (deev)
ON NOW: #ABER BUSINESSES TOUT THEIR WARES. ON NEXT: CHANNEL MEMBERS AUTOMATICALLY CHOOSE $MONOLITH WITH LOWEST PRICE, REGARDLESS OF SERVICE SPECIFICATION. (^Stuii^)
[Duct] Im going to do simon again [Duct] it wasnt too hard last time [Duct] and quite fun [Duct] this time Ill try to do it in 6 hours (Asan)
BIGLEY DEAD (Shrink)
BIGLEY ALLEGEDLY DEAD, MAX AL CLIFFORDIBAD CLAIMS (^Quasi^)
DOOMED-FROM-THE-START BIGLEY DEAD, CLAIMS ALALALALALALALALALALAL TELEVISION (^Stuii^)
Armed robber chased into Manchester Uni library by police and lost (Wyrm)
KEN BIGLEY DEAD, REUTERS NOW CLAIMS ON VIDEO EVIDENCE (^Quasi^)
KEN BIGLEY DEAD, REUTERS NOW CLAIMS ON VIDEO EVIDENCE - http://networks.org/?src=reuters:6453942 (Quasi)
ON NOW: KEN BIGLEY DEAD, REUTERS NOW CLAIMS ON VIDEO EVIDENCE - http://networks.org/?src=reuters:6453942 ON NEXT: eppa says the wrong thing and gets kickbanned. again. (Shrink)
KEN BIGLEY STILL DEAD (^Stuii^)
WESTERNERS: DONT GO TO IRAQ TO WORK, FIND ANOTHER GRAVY TRAINS (ArrStuii)
WESTERNERS: DONT GO TO IRAQ TO WORK, FIND ANOTHER GRAVY TRAIN (ArrStuii)
ENGLAND %B0%B SOME COUNTRY ENGLAND OPPRESSED %B0%B (Lambie)
ENGLAND %B 0 %B SOME COUNTRY ENGLAND OPPRESSED %B 0 %B (Lambie)
ENGLAND 0 SOME COUNTRY ENGLAND OPPRESSED 0 (Lambie)
ENGLAND 1 SOME COUNTRY ENGLAND OPPRESSED 0 (Lambie)
ENGLAND [ 1 - 0 ] SOME ENGLISH COLONY OR SOMETHING (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND [ 2 - 0 ] SOME ENGLISH COLONY OR SOMETHING (^Quasi^)
ENGLAND [ 2 - 0 ] SOME ENGLISH COLONY OR SOMETHING :: WALES STILL SHIT, AND ALWAYS SHIT. FOREVER. (^Quasi^)
ROMA ROMA YAY (^Stuii^)
CHRIS REEVE DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (iBurt)
SUPERMAN DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (Asan)
SUPERMAN, NOT BADMAN, BBC. DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (Quasi)
SUPERMAN, NOT BATMAN, BBC. DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (Quasi)
TOPIC *UNSHOCKER* (Quasi)
[Blu] hes so like his dad with the constant feeding, obsession with boobs and whinging [NLA/NLR] (Asan)
[slashtom] im not dishonest: i was gay, not any more!!! [NLA/NLR] (^Stuii^)
[shin0r] ok everyone got over their tantrums now [NLA/NLR] (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND [ 1 - 0 ] TINPOT TERRORSTAN (Quasi)
DUCT UP DUFF WITH TEENAGE BOY, CONCLUSIVELY REVEALS MSN NAME (^Stuii^)
[shinyx] has anyone ever ridden an arse? [^Stuii^] 22 [^Stuii^] boys only [^Stuii^] 15 year olds (shinyx)
[shinyx] has anyone ever ridden an arse? [^Stuii^] 22 [^Stuii^] boys only [^Stuii^] 15 year olds [Duct] Ive not had any in ages (^Quasi^)
[shinyx] has anyone ever ridden an arse? [^Stuii^] 22 [^Stuii^] boys only [^Stuii^] 15 year olds [Duct] Ive not had any in ages [eppa] my experiments in doing myself were succesful (Wyrm)
* Wyrm truly, madly, deeply loves the cock [Wyrm] in my arsehole (shin0r)
* Wyrm truly, madly, deeply loves the cock [Wyrm] in my arsehole [Wyrm] punish it, you studs (shin0r)
* Wyrm truly, madly, deeply loves the cock [Wyrm] in my arsehole [Wyrm] punish it, you studs [Wyrm] lubricate the slot (shin0r)
* Wyrm truly, madly, deeply loves the cock [Wyrm] in my arsehole [Wyrm] punish it, you studs [Wyrm] lubricate the slot [Burt] i may well have to take you up the shiner [Wyrm] Im still here... for a while (^Stuii^)
topic to [kerni] i tried to get it to stream [ciaran] what did it do, kerni? [kerni] just froze up and did bugger all [ciaran] clear out the sludge [ciaran] work that cunt, bitch ([19:59])
* Wyrm truly, madly, deeply loves the cock [Wyrm] in my arsehole [Wyrm] punish it, you studs [Wyrm] lubricate the slot [Burt] i will ream it out [Wyrm] Its a slack one (shin0r)
[@Lambie] Im also chatting to Adam, my boyfriend (fragg)
[Lambie] Im also chatting to Adam, my boyfriend (fragg)
* eppa prepares his wankstation upgrade [eppa] still got VD (sp0d)
*** insert quip here *** (sp0d)
sp0d banned from setting any topics of any kind for 48 hours from 13:52 16/10/2004 (^Stuii^)
topic to * eppa prepares his wankstation upgrade [eppa] still got VD ([13:23])
[Lambie] set me up the crabs (Asan)
ON NOW: Vague News: MAN DIES; A man has died. The man, from Britain, died this week. He will be buried sometime next week. He was more than 30 years old. (^Stuii^)
[Burt] I wank off goats called fiona, and then fuck hamsters up the arse with a brillo pad (Lambie_)
[Burt] I wank off goats called fiona, and then fuck hamsters up the arse with a brillo pad. Its the only way I can get an erection! (Lambie_)
[Burt] I wank off goats called fiona, and then fuck hamsters up the arse with a brillo pad. Its the only way I can get an erection! [^Quasi^] my cocks out again (eppa)
MARC ALMOND NEARLY DEAD (^Stuii^)
Login name: jor7 In real life: ???, (^Stuii^)
[eppa] part my arse [eppa] I never get any (^Stuii^)
[eppa] part my arse [eppa] I never get any [eppa] set me up the Ann Summers party (^Stuii^)
[eppa] part my arse [eppa] I never get any [eppa] set me up the Ann Summers party [eppa] ill whimper (^Stuii^)
[eppa] part my arse [eppa] I never get any [eppa] set me up the Ann Summers party [eppa] ill whimper [eppa] have full-blown sex with me in the middle of the office (Owf)
[eppa] part my arse [eppa] I never get any [eppa] set me up the Ann Summers party [eppa] ill whimper [eppa] have full-blown sex with me in the middle of the office [eppa] Im getting hard (^Stuii^)
[eppa] part my arse [eppa] I never get any [eppa] set me up the Ann Summers party [eppa] ill whimper [eppa] have full-blown sex with me in the middle of the office [eppa] Im getting hard [shin0r] fuck his box (eppa)
[Quasi] my d key requires a great eal of hammering (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: InstaExperts Live! ON NEXT: Hastily arranged IRC holidays (^Stuii^)
ITS WAR. WAR HAS BROKEN. THIS IS A WAR. (StuiiWAR)
[shiny] i take men these days (^Quasi^)
NLA FAILURE (^Quasi^)
failure (shiny)
GOURANGA (^Quasi^)
* slashtom does intraweb expert personality disorder test [slashtom] Paranoid, Schizoid: Very High [slashtom] Schizotypal: High [slashtom] Obsessive-Compulsive also high [slashtom] im quite suprised (Quasi)
WE DISLIKE YOU (^Quasi^)
C500 SPV THINGS TO BE DEFAULT PHONES ON ORANGE CONTRACTS FROM NEXT YEAR (StuiiWAR)
C500 SPV THINGS TO BE DEFAULT PHONES ON ORANGE CONTRACTS FROM NEXT YEAR DONT PASS IT ON (sp0d)
C500 SPV THINGS TO BE DEFAULT PHONES ON ORANGE CONTRACTS FROM NEXT YEAR, BUT ITS A SECRET, SO MUMS THE WORD EH? (StuiiWAR)
ON NOW: CATASTROPHIC FAILURE. With everyone. ([Deev])
http://www.locatu.com/b3ta/pimpstuii.jpg (^Quasi^)
� (Owf)
http://www.locatu.com/b3ta/pimpstuii.jpg (Burt)
Welcom To The #Aber Satanist Society - Meet Our Patron At http://www.locatu.com/b3ta/pimpstuii.jpg (Lambie)
Welcome To The #Aber Satanist Society - Meet Our Patron At http://www.locatu.com/b3ta/pimpstuii.jpg (Lambie)
Welcome To The #Aber Satanist Society - Meet Our Patron At http://www.locatu.com/b3ta/pimpstuii.jpg - AIIIIIIIIIIII (sp0d)
* Burt takes pleasure in eating shit (^Quasi^)
* Burt takes pleasure in eating shit Deev Only proper decent slushy shite though. No piss (^Quasi^)
[StuiiWAR] As a fister / barebacker and sleaze lover, I wanted to invite you to join my PISS FISTING CUM EATING SPANKING BONDAGE group [eppa] set me up [eppa] no condom (Asan)
[StuiiWAR] As a fister / barebacker and sleaze lover, I wanted to invite you to join my PISS FISTING CUM EATING SPANKING BONDAGE group [eppa] set me up [eppa] no condom [Lambie] what a bum (Asan)
[shiny] shagging young boys is quite acceptable (Asan)
[shiny] shagging young boys is quite acceptable * burtwerk feels slightly less guilty about spunking on his mates brother (StuiiWAR)
[shiny] shagging young boys is quite acceptable * burtwerk feels slightly less guilty about spunking on his mates brother [shiny] i fuck them all weekend (StuiiWAR)
[shiny] shagging young boys is quite acceptable *burtwerk feels slightly less guilty about spunking on his mates brother [shiny] i fuck them all weekend [Lambie] i must have the large one ([Deev]_)
[shiny] shagging young boys is quite acceptable * burtwerk feels slightly less guilty about spunking on his mates brother [shiny] i fuck them all weekend [Lambie] i must have the large one (^Quasi^)
[shiny] shagging young boys is quite acceptable * burtwerk feels slightly less guilty about spunking on his mates brother [shiny] i fuck them all weekend [Lambie] i must have the large one * [Deev]_ squirts on a few cheap freshers (StuiiWAR)
[shiny] shagging young boys is quite acceptable * burtwerk feels slightly less guilty about spunking on his mates brother [shiny] i fuck them all weekend [Lambie] i must have the large one * [Deev]_ squirts on a few cheap freshers [Quasi] look what dribbled out (StuiiWAR)
[shiny] shagging young boys is quite acceptable * burtwerk feels slightly less guilty about spunking on his mates brother [shiny] i fuck them all weekend [Lambie] i must have the large one * [Deev]_ squirts on a few cheap freshers [Quasi] look what dribbled out [shiny] jerk my beef (StuiiWAR)
[shiny] shagging young boys is quite acceptable * burtwerk feels slightly less guilty about spunking on his mates brother [shiny] i fuck them all weekend [Lambie] i must have the large one * [Deev]_ squirts on a few cheap freshers Deev I fuck them at 18 (StuiiWAR)
[shiny] shagging young boys is quite acceptable * burtwerk feels slightly less guilty about spunking on his mates brother [shiny] i fuck them all weekend [Lambie] i must have the large one * [Deev]_ squirts on a few cheap freshers Deev I fuck them at 18 Deev someone set me up the decent teen arse (StuiiWAR)
JOHN PEEL DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (shiny)
[shiny] i just had a terrible perm (eppa)
[shiny] shagging young boys is quite acceptable * burtwerk feels slightly less guilty about spunking on his mates brother [shiny] i fuck them all weekend [Lambie] i must have the large one * [Deev]_ squirts on a few cheap freshers Deev I fuck them at 18 Deev someone set me up the decent teen arse (StuiiWAR)
* Burt returns from showing dad hot shit [Burt] he came when i held it (^Quasi^)
* Burt returns from showing dad hot shit [Burt] he came when i held it [Burt] id bond with shiny for ?50/hr (^Quasi^)
YASSAR ARRAFAT NEARLY DEAD (^Stuii^)
YASSAR ARRAFAT LESS NEARLY DEAD THAN BEFORE NOW (StuiiWAR)
EPPA LOST. IF FOUND, PLEASE RETURN TO LONDON^H^H^H^H^H^HMIDDLESEX (StuiiWAR)
[shin0r] im definitely a spacker [shin0r] most stuff, i spack (Asan)
[burtwerk] someone find me tellitubbie gay porn urls [NLA/NLR] (Asan)
[burtwerk] someone find me tellitubbie gay porn urls [sn] i went to the anal section ([Deev])
PRINCESS ALICE DEAD (StuiiWAR)
[eppa] get me stephen hawking, Ill show you a big bang (^Quasi^)
[eppa] fucking hell I havent got any straight friends (ArrStuii)
DONT FORGET TO CHANGE YOUR CLOCKS, FOOLS (Shrink)
DONT FORGET TO FOOL YOUR CHANGES, CLOCKS (Quasi)
ON NOW: SLASHTOM BAITING HOUR ON NEXT: * $SCM sets mode: +b *!*tom@*.demon.co.uk ([Deev])
* Burt gets blown and pissed on by some slag (ArrStuii)
* Burt gets blown and pissed on by some slag [eppa] I smell funny today (Wyrm)
YOU ARE BANNED (^Quasi^)
[eppa] I BIND PEOPLES WRISTS, PINCH THEIR NIPPLES LIGHTLY AND RUB THEIR INNER THIGH UNTIL THEY YELP (StuiiWAR)
AMERICANS: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THINK. (StuiiWAR)
US ELECTION TICKER: RESULTS IN: 0 (BUSH 0, KERRY 0). LEGAL CHALLENGES: 73. RATIO OF LEGAL CHALLENGES TO RESULTS: 73:0 (StuiiWAR)
[eppa] i eat shit [eppa] very pleasant [eppa] great texture and flavour [eppa] its yeasty stuff [eppa] very tasty (Asan)
[eppa] I suffer from major depression, dysthymia, seasonal affective disorder, existential depression, mood disorders due to a medical condition, medication-induced depression, substance-induced mood disorder, borderline personality disorder and gender identidy disorder. (^Quasi^)
[eppa] i eat shit [eppa] very pleasant [eppa] great texture and flavour [eppa] its yeasty stuff [eppa] very tasty (^Quasi^)
BUSH 34 - 3 KERRY (^Quasi^)
BUSH (54%) 34 - 3 (45%) KERRY (^Quasi^)
BUSH 39 - 3 KERRY (^Quasi^)
BUSH 66 - 77 KERRY (Shrink)
ITS BUSH. (eppa)
Bush: 254 Kerry: 252 (Asan)
Bush: 254 Kerry: 252 - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AMERICANS (StuiiWAR)
BUSH IN SECOND TERM WIN HORROR (StuiiWAR)
KERRY DEAD. BUSH WINS. YOULL DIE. (StuiiWAR)
KERRY DEAD. BUSH WINS. YOULL DIE. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3979367.stm (StuiiWAR)
KERRY DEAD. BUSH WINS. YOULL DIE, RIGHT AFTER IRAN. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3979367.stm (Quasi)
END OF WORLD BROUGHT FORWARD 100 YEARS (Lambie)
PRESIDENT BUSH SHOT IN HEAD OUTSIDE WHITE HOUSE WHILST GIVING VICTORY SPEECH. IN MY MIND. (ArrStuii)
[Burt] Ill fuck the guys in the changing rooms (ArrStuii)
[Burt] Ill fuck the guys in the changing rooms [eppa] did I mention Ive only got a 4 knob (Shrink)
YASSIR ARAFAT A BIT MORE DEAD (Asan)
YASSIR ARAFAT SLIGHTLY DEADER (Asan)
* Lambie_ looks forward to blowing dan tomorrow (QuasiWAR)
[epp4] Im too big for small places [Wyrm] i am huge, biggest passage in the country (Owf)
[epp4] Im too big for small places [Wyrm] i am huge, biggest passage in the country [epp4] Im wet (Wyrm)
[epp4] Im too big for small places ayeyrm] i am huge, biggest passage in the country [epp4] Im wet (Lambie_)
[epp4] Im too big for small places [Wyrm] i am huge, biggest passage in the country [epp4] Im wet (Lambie_)
Arafat still not dead (Wyrm)
[Arafat] Im not dead. [France] Ere he says hes not dead. [Israel] Yes he is. [Arafat] Im not [France] He isnt [Israel] Well, he will be soon, hes very ill. [Arafat] Im getting better... (^Quasi^)
[Israel] ARAFAT DEAD [Arafat] what [France] Arafat not dead hyaah [Israel] Yes he is. [Arafat] Im not [France] He isnt [Israel] Well, he will be soon, hes very ill. [Arafat] o_|/ (SBFord_Bsc_MBCS)
FRED DIBNAH DEAD (ShrinkRUGBY)
FRED DIBNAH STILL DEAD (Quasi)
http://photos.stuii.co.uk/cats-carrie-carter (^Stuii^)
[eppa] oh god im so fucking naked (^Stuii^)
[eppa] we can play doctor if you like, Shrink [eppa] I love it when you bang it hard [eppa] oh god im so fucking naked (^Stuii^)
[eppa] we can play doctor if you like, Shrink [eppa] I love it when you bang it hard [eppa] oh god im so fucking naked [eppa] a lot of people hate it (^Stuii^)
[eppa] we can play doctor if you like, Shrink [eppa] I love it when you bang it hard [eppa] oh god im so fucking naked [eppa] a lot of people hate it [eppa] like a giant gay cock [eppa] i hide my clearly pink preference (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] and if you cant get pre-slimed tubes, a bottle is the next best thing. [NLA/NLR] (^Stuii^)
EMLYN HUGHES DEAD (Shrink)
DO KEEP UP (Asan)
ARAFAT STILL HANGING ON SOMEHOW (Shrink)
ARAFAT DEAD (ArrStuii)
ARAFAT STILL DEAD (^Stuii^)
YASSER ARAFAT, JOHN PEEL, EMLYN HUGES, FRED DIBNAH AND PRINCESS ALICE �ALL DEAD� (^Stuii^)
YASSER ARAFAT, JOHN PEEL, EMLYN HUGHES, FRED DIBNAH AND PRINCESS ALICE ALL DEAD (^Quasi^)
DIANA, PRINCESS OF WALES STILL DEAD ([Deev])
EVERYONE WHO WAS DEAD YESTERDAY ARE STILL DEAD (Lambie)
EVERYONE WHO WAS DEAD YESTERDAY IS STILL DEAD (^Quasi^)
[slash_tom] i bum sinners [slash_tom] it was that sin that tempted me away in the first place [slash_tom] anal, Quasi on top is so very much the desire in me (Shrink)
[feek] i had loads of cocks shoved down my through (Asan)
[feek] i had loads of cocks shoved down my throat (Asan)
* Blu considers belting Dylan (sp0d)
* Blu considers belting Dylan [Blu] in the mouth (^Quasi^)
* DeevYAY goes to have his head chopped off [StuiiYAY] circumcision day is it deev? * Gaz is away: Im busy [NLA/NLR] (StuiiYAY)
BORIS JOHNSON SACKED (from Tory front bench) (Shrink)
CHRISTINA JAMELIA AND JENNIFER AGUELIERIA REVEALED TO BE SAME RE-BRANDED PERSON *SHOCKER* (StuiiYAY)
[eppa] I had cock on Friday night (Lambie)
[eppa] I had cock on Friday night [shiny] well ive been working more cock (Lambie)
DICK CHENEY NEARLY DEAD (StuiiYAY)
DICK hurCHENEY NEARLY DEAD (sp0d)
DICK CHENEY NEARLY DEAD (Asan)
ON NOW: * Lambie Quit (Connection timed out) ON NEXT: [Lambie___] SAKE ([Deev])
Prevention of Broadband in Crewe Act 1999 extended to Skipton by special Government Charter (^Quasi^)
* eppa sprays StuiiYAY with his weapon (StuiiYAY)
* eppa sprays StuiiYAY with his weapon Deev give me that floppy dick (eppa)
[tombs] shiny... without people in a far off land shooting in a phoney war then there truly would be people taking advantage of the UK and doing some damned nasty things to it. [== [ Think about this one for a moment ] (Asan)
The previous topic violated so many rules I dont know where to start. (StuiiWAR)
* Shrink prepares to bang slashy [Shrink]Ive found a bloke whos an inch shorter then me, hes had a harness custom-made for him, so it should be perfect [Astinus] 2 to yourself... musta been good (burt)
* Shrink prepares to bang slashy [Shrink] Ive found a bloke whos an inch shorter then me, hes had a harness custom-made for him, so it should be perfect [Astinus] 2 to yourself... musta been good [Shrink] theres a lot of wee and shit (burt)
[burt] I am retarded and cant do anything but FAIL. (Astinus)
* Shrink prepares to bang slashy [Shrink] Ive found a bloke whos an inch shorter than me, hes had a harness custom-made for him, so it should be perfect [Astinus] 2 to yourself... musta been good [Shrink] theres a lot of wee and shit (burt)
Do they know its Christmas Time At All? ask BandAid stars | Er, were muslims, mate reply half of Africa (shiny)
Margaret Hassan probably Dead, states Jack Straw (^Quasi^)
MARGARET HASSAN DEAD (StuiiYAY)
[Burt] im gagging for slashtoms huge glistening cock (Duck)
[Burt] im gagging for slashtoms huge glistening cock (Duck)
The previous topic was not NLA compliant (StuiiWAR)
*Wyrm has Wood ([Deev])
* Wyrm has Wood ([Deev])
[Shrink] there are no gays in this house [Shrink] just me and a very fucked up housemate [NLA/NLR] (StuiiWAR)
[Shrink] there are no gays in this house [Shrink] just me and a very fucked up housemate [shin0r] shrink can we use animal fat now youre no longer a hippah? [NLA/NLR] (StuiiWAR)
[Shrink] there are no gays in this house [Shrink] just me and a very fucked up housemate [shin0r] shrink can we use animal fat now youre no longer a hippah? [Shrink] and a cat [NLA/NLR] (StuiiWAR)
ON NOW: Instaexpert LIVE 04. ON NEXT: Angry hammering of fists and hurling of small items of networking equipment (StuiiWAR)
ON NOW: Instaexpert LIVE 04. ON NEXT: Angry hammering of fists and hurling of small items of networking equipment ON LATER: Owf smirks (Owf)
ON NOW: Deev gets older Up Next: House of Lords on plans to give gay couples many of the same rights as married people. (Gaz)
EVIL EDNA DEAD (ErkStuii)
COUNTDOWN TO SHINYSTROP: 4 MINUTES AND COUNTING (VirtualStuii)
COUNTDOWN TO SHINYSTROP: 3 MINUTES AND COUNTING (VirtualStuii)
COUNTDOWN TO SHINYSTROP: 2 MINUTES AND COUNTING (VirtualStuii)
[shiny] sometimes id like to be a housewife [NLA/NLR] (^Quasi^)
Deev Bah its gone hard - I cant eat that. [NLA/NLR] (^Stuii^)
[Blu] i shop in charity shops (^Stuii^)
#Aber insta court in session (Asan)
[Duct] hes not small, just young looking [Duct] hes got a cot that makes him look *really* young (Blu)
[Duct] hes not small, just young looking [Duct] hes got a cot that makes him look *really* young [Duct] my mum doesnt hold much hope of me sprogging soon (^Stuii^)
[shin0r] i love womens underwear [NLA/NLR] ([Deev])
/topic * Owf seduces shiny under eppas nose (^Quasi^)
* Owf seduces shiny under eppas nose (^Quasi^)
* Owf seduces shiny under eppas nose [eppa] gave me a bit of a woody (^Quasi^)
[eppa] i pump young, gay, male models. (^Gulp^)
[eppa] i pump young, gay, male models. [shigs] i could slow down but i would just speed up again (^Gulp^)
[eppa] i pump young, gay, male models. [shigs] i could slow down but i would just speed up again [eppa] Ive got to eat minge (^Gulp^)
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=Pine.OSF.3.93.961002131848.3455A-100000%40osfb.aber.ac.uk ([Deev])
Nothing to see ([Deev])
[shiny] stuii show the length, girth and colour of your cock at once[shiny] stuii show the length, girth and colour of your cock at once ([Deev])
[shiny] stuii show the length, girth and colour of your cock at once ([Deev])
COUNTDOWN TO SHINYFLOUNCE: 5 Minutes (Asan)
COUNTDOWN TO SHINYFLOUNCE: 2 Minutes (Asan)
COUNTDOWN TO SHINYFLOUNCE: 1 Minute (Asan)
COUNTDOWN TO SHINYFLOUNCE: Cancelled. Please hold onto your tickets, they will be valid for the rescheduled show, date/time TBC. (Shrink)
ON NOW: HONEST ASANS PC TECHNOLOGY SHOWCASE. ON NEXT: SP0D SAYING ER, NO A LOT (^Stuii^)
[eppa] all black people should have radio tags (^Stuii^)
[iBurt] aye, a gprs-jap-lacto-vom-scat habit is certainly pricey [NLA/NLR] (^Shrink^)
SHINYHATE ROUND #2, DAY #3 (^Stuii^)
[Burt] once you take it it gets more loose (^Stuii^)
[Burt] once you take it it gets more loose [Burt] managed to get it tight and firm (^Stuii^)
[Burt] once you take it it gets more loose [Burt] managed to get it tight and firm [sp0d] I dont know if I can take him (Gaz)
[Burt] once you take it it gets more loose [Burt] managed to get it tight and firm [sp0d] I dont know if I can take him [fragg] I want some hard shaft-thrusting action [fragg] its worth it all just for the men (ArrStuii)
[Burt] once you take it it gets more loose [Burt] managed to get it tight and firm [sp0d] I dont know if I can take him [fragg] I want some hard shaft-thrusting action [fragg] its worth it all just for the men [Ford] hur, gazs wont fit (Llewellyn)
[Burt] once you take it it gets looser [Burt] managed to get it tight and firm [sp0d] I dont know if I can take him [fragg] I want some hard shaft-thrusting action [fragg] its worth it all just for the men [Ford] hur, gazs wont fit (Llewellyn)
[Burt] once you take it it gets looser [Burt] managed to get it tight and firm [sp0d] I dont know if I can take him [fragg] I want some hard shaft-thrusting action [fragg] its worth it all just for the men [Ford] hur, gazs wont fit [Hellewell] I hear its quite long (Ford)
[Burt] once you take it it gets looser [Burt] managed to get it tight and firm [sp0d] I dont know if I can take him [fragg] I want some hard shaft-thrusting action [fragg] its worth it all just for the men [Ford] hur, gazs wont fit [Hellewell] I hear its quite long [Llewellyn] Im embarrassed to be a (Allison)
The Previous Topic reached critical mass, and destroyed much of Wiltshire in the process (Allison)
HERE YOUR WORSHIP ILL TAKE THAT (Ford)
PUNCTUATIONS NOT JUST FOR POSH PEOPLE (Ford)
http://images.nuclear-dawn.com/Clurs-Birthday-2004/IMG_1889 (Ford)
[eppa] Ill get my Dad to get me a harness (^Stuii^)
[eppa] Ill get my Dad to get me a harness [Gaz] lube me up [Gaz] lube me up now (^Quasi^)
[eppa] Ill get my Dad to get me a harness [Gaz] lube me up [Gaz] lube me up now [eppa] cor, fuck me now (Blu)
[eppa] Ill get my Dad to get me a harness [Gaz] lube me up [Gaz] lube me up now [eppa] cor, fuck me now [eppa] i think of your hands all over my nubile, eager, supple, pliable body * eppa goes for a wank (^Stuii^)
[eppa] Ill get my Dad to get me a harness [Gaz] lube me up [Gaz] lube me up now [eppa] cor, fuck me now [eppa] i think of your hands all over my nubile, eager, supple, pliable body * eppa goes for a wank [burtwerk] come on my face and call me susan (^Stuii^)
[eppa] Ill get my Dad to get me a harness [Gaz] lube me up [Gaz] lube me up now [eppa] Gaz present for my dad [Gaz|Work] tell him where to stick it [eppa] Ill concentrate on my sister (^Stuii^)
[eppa] Ill get my Dad to get me a harness [Gaz] lube me up [Gaz] lube me up now [eppa] Gaz present for my dad [Gaz|Work] tell him where to stick it [eppa] Ill concentrate on my sister [Duct] *rim* *pump* (eppa)
[eppa] Ill get my Dad to get me a harness [Gaz] lube me up [Gaz] lube me up now [eppa] Gaz present for my dad [Gaz|Work] tell him where to stick it [eppa] Ill concentrate on my sister (^Stuii^)
[eppa] Ill get my Dad to get me a harness [Gaz] lube me up [Gaz] lube me up now [eppa] Gaz present for my dad [Gaz|Work] tell him where to stick it [eppa] Ill concentrate on my sister [Shrink] I want the sloppy seconds (^Stuii^)
[eppa] Ill get my Dad to get me a harness [Gaz] lube me up [Gaz] lube me up now [eppa] Gaz present for my dad [Gaz|Work] tell him where to stick it [eppa] Ill concentrate on my sister [Shrink] I want the sloppy seconds [Shrink] Im a big poof ([Deev])
[eppa] I was fucking a man last night [eppa] I got a snog, groped and actual sex (Asan)
[eppa] I was fucking a man last night [eppa] I got a snog, groped and actual sex [eppa] it was salty and sweet (^Quasi^)
[eppa] I was fucking a man last night [eppa] I got a snog, groped and actual sex [eppa] it was salty and sweet [^Quasi^] rip my shit pipe, Mark (eppa)
[^Stuii^] I took Matthew on the toilet (^Quasi^)
[^Stuii^] I took Matthew on the toilet * feek needs hot boy fanny (^Quasi^)
MERRY CHAVMESS (^Quasi^)
WHEN PLAYED IN REVERSE, SCOTTISH HIGHLAND MUSIC SOMETIMES SOUNDS LIKE PORTISHEAD. (^Stuii^)
WELCOME TO DEPRESSED DECEMBER, YOULL ALL BE VERY MISERABLE HERE (Asan)
WELCOME TO DEPRESSED DECEMBER, YOULL ALL BE VERY MISERABLE HERE. VALIUM AND SEROXAT AVAILABLE IN VENDING MACHINE OUTSIDE. (StuiiWAR)
ON NOW: #aber Hoover Hour ([Deev])
[burtwerk] this lad is really sweet, lovely and moist and a perfect fuck (StuiiWAR)
* eppa phones in sick [eppa] up yours, I have to conserve my strength for climbing tonight and I feel well rough (Asan)
* eppa phones in sick [eppa] up yours, I have to conserve my strength for climbing tonight and I feel well rough [NLA/NLR] (Asan)
JAMES BROWN CANCER (^Stuii^)
BURT FAILS TO SICKEN WOMAN, REPUTATION IN TATTERS (Lambie_)
BURT FAILS TO SICKEN WOMAN, REPUTATION IN TATTERS, NOW FORCED TO RESORT TO GULPJOKES (Lambie_)
ON NOW: Employment (of the unpaid variety) advice surgery with Shrink (Burt)
* burtwerk returns from sucking men (^Stuii^)
* burtwerk returns from sucking a dog (Asan)
DANNY DEAD. Role outsourced to india (Asan)
[Nermal] I have a gift wrapped fist ramming me up the arse to cliff richard (^Stuii^)
[Nermal] I have a gift wrapped fist ramming me up the arse to cliff richard [eppa] Im going to strip, stuff me too (Lambie)
[Nermal] all I want for christmas is to be fucked [Gaz] me too (sp0d)
[Nermal] all I want for christmas is to be fucked [Gaz] me too 02:31 [ earnist1] last time it lasted a whole hour and a half or so (Fnar)
[Duct] lowey beats me (^Stuii^)
[Duct] lowey beats me [Duct] huge bruise on my arm (^Stuii^)
[Duct] lowey beats me [Duct] huge bruise on my arm [Duct] it hurt (eppa)
[Duct] lowey beats me [Duct] huge bruise on my arm [Duct] it hurt [Duct] I have a huge black eye too (^Stuii^)
[Duct] lowey beats me [Duct] huge bruise on my arm [Duct] it hurt [Duct] he did it whilst drunk [Duct] I have a huge black eye too (^Stuii^)
[Duct] lowey beats me [Duct] huge bruise on my arm [Duct] it hurt [Duct] he did it whilst drunk [Duct] I have a huge black eye too [Duct] I havent done anything wrong [Duct] I hate him (^Stuii^)
BLUNKETT (nearly) DEAD (Asan)
BLUNKETT (politically) DEAD (Asan)
DAVID BLUNKETT DEAD (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Obtuse sp0d hour ON NEXT: *spacker faces all round* (Asan)
blunkett DEAD (shiny)
YES WE KNOW HES RESIGNED. KEEP THE FUCK UP (Asan)
[fragg] every time i get a chance i enter the arse at a right angle (Lambie_)
[fragg] every time i get a chance i enter the arse at a right angle [Duct] ooh enter me at a right angle (Lambie_)
Esk and Shrink leave at the same time after Shrink confesses dirty panties sniffing depravity *shocker* (Burt)
http://www.gaz.me.uk/wesleychurch.jpg (Gaz)
http://www.gaz.me.uk/wesleychurch.jpg That slashtom (Gaz)
Burt makes homosexual declaration on night out *trueshocker* (Asan)
Burt makes homosexual declaration on night out *trueshocker* [Burt] bah, cant stop thinking of lambie every time i go to the loo (Blu)
[Burt] bah, cant stop thinking of lambie every time i go to the loo [NLA/NLR] (Blu)
[burtwerk] father has bought ANOTHER pikey roast chicken from morrisons [burtwerk] food time * burtwerk (burt@osfb.aber.org.uk) Quit (Quit: home food) (^Stuii^)
[slashtom] i live a lie [slashtom] i need homo sex (eppa)
[slashtom] i live a lie [slashtom] i need homo sex * ArrStuii prepares for another embarassing evening with slashtom (eppa)
[slashtom] i live a lie [slashtom] i need homo sex * ArrStuii prepares for another embarassing evening with slashtom * ArrStuii strokes his enormous cunt (Lambie_)
[slashtom] i live a lie [slashtom] i need homo sex * ArrStuii prepares for another embarassing evening with slashtom * ArrStuii strokes his enormous cunt * eppa fingers burt (fraggsta)
eppa smoking failure confirmed (Asan)
* burtwerk wanks * burtwerk cums all over his dog [burtwerk] I want to cum in more dogs (Asan)
[owf] next door neighbour wanting to offload his old dear onto me (StuiiDying)
[eppa] I just had a disgusting sausage [eppa] rough as fuck (StuiiDying)
#ABER IN FULL ON CHRISTMAS HELL. BUNKER TICKETS ON SALE, ?100 EACH. (VirtualStuii)
OMG XMAS L@@K (VirtualStuii)
OMG XMAS L@@K AHAHAHA (VirtualStuii)
THOUSANDS DIE IN INDONESIAN EARTHWAKE TSUNAMI HORROR (VirtualStuii)
THOUSANDS DIE IN INDONESIAN EARTHWAKE TSUNAMI HORROR - 16,000 AND COUNTING (VirtualStuii)
THOUSANDS DIE IN INDONESIAN EARTHWAKE TSUNAMI HORROR - 20,000 AND COUNTING (Burt)
THOUSANDS DIE IN INDONESIAN EARTHWAKE TSUNAMI HORROR - 15,000^w20,000^w23,000 AND COUNTING (Burt)
THOUSANDS DIE IN INDONESIAN EARTHWAKE TSUNAMI HORROR - 15,000^w20,000^w23,000^w28,000 AND COUNTING (VirtualStuii)
THOUSANDS DIE IN INDONESIAN EARTHWAKE TSUNAMI HORROR - 15,000^w20,000^w23,000^w28,000 AND COUNTING - http://www.ifrc.org/helpnow/donate/donate_response.asp (eppa)
THOUSANDS DIE IN INDONESIAN EARTHWAKE TSUNAMI HORROR - 15,000^w20,000^w23,000^w28,000^w21,994 DEAD AND COUNTING (VirtualStuii)
THOUSANDS DIE IN INDONESIAN EARTHWAKE TSUNAMI HORROR - 15,000^w20,000^w23,000^w28,000^w21,994^w25,000 DEAD AND COUNTING (VirtualStuii)
THOUSANDS DIE IN INDONESIAN EARTHWAKE TSUNAMI HORROR - 15,000^w20,000^w23,000^w28,000^w21,994^w25,000^w26,000 DEAD AND COUNTING (VirtualStuii)
THOUSANDS DIE IN INDONESIAN EARTHWAKE TSUNAMI HORROR - 38,000 DEAD AND COUNTING (VirtualStuii)
THOUSANDS DIED IN INDONESIAN EARTHWAKE TSUNAMI HORROR - 38,000 DEAD AND COUNTING (VirtualStuii)
THOUSANDS DIED IN INDONESIAN EARTHWAKE TSUNAMI HORROR - 50,000 DEAD AND COUNTING (Burt)
THOUSANDS DIED IN INDONESIAN EARTHWAKE TSUNAMI HORROR - 60,000 DEAD AND COUNTING (Lambie)
THOUSANDS DIED IN INDONESIAN EARTHWAKE TSUNAMI HORROR - 60,000 DEAD, INCLUDING DICKIE ATTENBOROUGHS DAUGHTER AND GRAND DAUGHTER (^Stuii^)
THOUSANDS DIED IN INDONESIAN EARTHWAKE TSUNAMI HORROR - 61,000 DEAD, INCLUDING DICKIE ATTENBOROUGHS DAUGHTER AND GRAND DAUGHTER (^Stuii^)
EARTHQUAKE TSUNAMI HORROR TOLL 67,000 - INCLUDING DICKIE ATTENBOROUGHS DAUGHTER AND GRAND DAUGHTER (^Stuii^)
EARTHQUAKE TSUNAMI HORROR TOLL 68,000 - INCLUDING DICKIE ATTENBOROUGHS DAUGHTER AND GRAND DAUGHTER (^Stuii^)
EARTHQUAKE TSUNAMI HORROR TOLL 71,000 - INCLUDING DICKIE ATTENBOROUGHS DAUGHTER AND GRAND DAUGHTER (^Stuii^)
EARTHQUAKE TSUNAMI HORROR TOLL 100,000 - INCLUDING DICKIE ATTENBOROUGHS DAUGHTER AND GRAND DAUGHTER (Burt)
EARTHQUAKE TSUNAMI HORROR TOLL 71,000 - INCLUDING DICKIE ATTENBOROUGHS DAUGHTER AND GRAND DAUGHTER (^Stuii^)
EARTHQUAKE TSUNAMI HORROR TOLL 80,000 - INCLUDING DICKIE ATTENBOROUGHS DAUGHTER AND GRAND DAUGHTER (^Stuii^)
EARTHQUAKE TSUNAMI HORROR TOLL 80,000 - INCLUDING DICKIE ATTENBOROUGHS DAUGHTER AND GRAND DAUGHTER | JERRY ORBACH DEAD (Lambie)
EARTHQUAKE TSUNAMI HORROR TOLL 85,000 - INCLUDING DICKIE ATTENBOROUGHS DAUGHTER AND GRAND DAUGHTER | JERRY ORBACH DEAD (^Stuii^)
EARTHQUAKE TSUNAMI HORROR TOLL 89,000 - INCLUDING DICKIE ATTENBOROUGHS DAUGHTER AND GRAND DAUGHTER | JERRY ORBACH DEAD (Burt)
EARTHQUAKE TSUNAMI HORROR TOLL ] 100,000 - INCLUDING DICKIE ATTENBOROUGHS DAUGHTER AND GRAND DAUGHTER | JERRY ORBACH DEAD (Shrink)
EARTHQUAKE TSUNAMI HORROR TOLL 115,000 - INCLUDING DICKIE ATTENBOROUGHS DAUGHTER AND GRAND DAUGHTER | JERRY ORBACH DEAD (^Stuii^)
EARTHQUAKE TSUNAMI HORROR TOLL 115,000 (^Stuii^)
EARTHQUAKE TSUNAMI HORROR TOLL 120,000 (Burt)
EARTHQUAKE TSUNAMI HORROR TOLL 115,000 (^Stuii^)
EARTHQUAKE TSUNAMI HORROR TOLL 116,000 (^Stuii^)
EARTHQUAKE TSUNAMI HORROR TOLL 125,000 (Lambie)
EARTHQUAKE TSUNAMI HORROR TOLL 117,000 (VirtualStuii)
EARTHQUAKE TSUNAMI HORROR TOLL 125,000 (VirtualStuii)
EARTHQUAKE TSUNAMI HORROR TOLL 135,000 (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I gravitate towards scantily clad men in the summer (Asan)
ASIAN QUAKE: EVERYONE DEAD (^Stuii^)
YES, ITS 2005. EVERYONE IN ASIA STILL DEAD. (Lambie)
GAZZA NEARLY DEAD (Lambie)
ASIA DEATHQUAKE TOLL 141,000 (ArrStuii)
UP TO 6,000,000,000 DEAD IN ASIA DEATHWAVE HORROR AS INDONESIA GIVES UP COUNTING (ArrStuii)
[slashtom] i will marry dreamaker and leave the country (ArrStuii)
* eppa chews ass and cums (owf)
ASIA DEATHQUAKE TOLL 155,000 (^Stuii^)

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