Topics from 2005

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These are all the channel topics from 2005, from start to finish.

  • ON NOW: PET HOUR, with Duct and Asan (Asan)
  • ON NOW: PET HOUR, with Duct and Asan. ON NEXT: Hot Pedigree Pussy, with Owf (^Stuii^)
  • SAUSAGES: PLEASE RING STUII (^Stuii^)
  • POPE ELECTED (^Stuii^)
  • POPE RATZINGER NOT DEAD YET (^Stuii^)
  • ACHTUNG POPE, SCHNELL MARY (^Quasi^)
  • WHO NEXT? THATCHER 2/1, PRINCE PHILIP 4/1, MUGABE 10/1. BET NOW. ([Deev])
  • WHEN YOU VOTE TORY YOURE VOTING FOR �TERRORISIM� (^Stuii^)
  • WHEN YOU VOTE TORY YOURE VOTING FOR �TERRORISM� (^Stuii^)
  • WHEN YOU VOTE TORY YOURE VOTING FOR �RACISM� (^Stuii^)
  • WHEN YOU VOTE TORY YOURE VOTING FOR �GLOBAL WARMING� (^Stuii^)
  • Vote BNP; theyre not as racist as the Tories and Labour! (Wyrm)
  • WHEN YOU VOTE LIBDEM, YOURE VOTING FOR �JACQUES CHIRAC� (^Stuii^)
  • On Now: PAXO v HOWARD On Later: Smirking and Sneering (Lambie)
  • CHINA LAUNCHES NUCLEAR MISSILE AT JAPAN *SHOCKER* (ArrStuii)
  • $CELEBRITY DEAD, BREAKING FRONT PAGE SHOCKING NEWS JUST IN (ArrStuii)
  • *SIGH* (^Quasi^)
  • http://www.fsfe.org/card/fun/ (shiny)
  • the previous topic made no sense (ArrStuii)
  • On Now: Fetish Hour with Feek and Sam (feek)
  • On Now: Spacker Hour with Feek and Lambie, Dribbling and waving arms necessary (feek)
  • There is no plan B. http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/latest.jpg (^Quasi^)
  • ON NOW: Casualty ON NEXT: Return to Casualty (^Quasi^)
  • ON NOW: ^Stuii^ votes LibDem ON NEXT: eppa to vote Tory (Wyrm)
  • [feek] lambie ou fucking retard (^Stuii^)
  • RICEY WAIT (Lambie)
  • * Wyrm likes to wank with unwashed cum stained pants [DyingDeev] Aye Ive got a drawer full of cum pants (Asan)
  • [dream_] you do realize that the onion isnt always factual [NLA/NLR] (^Stuii^)
  • On Now: How To Become A Cripple In 3 Easy Steps, with Sp0d (Lambie_)
  • http://www.anothergeek.com/misc/thatone.jpg (Asan)
  • NORTH KOREA LAUNCHES MISSLE AT JAPAN *TRUESHOCKER* (StuiiWAR)
  • [slashtom] i was out a lot longer than 8 weeks [NLA/NLR] (^Quasi^)
  • [Burt] eek!! german oral, here i come! (Asan)
  • [Burt] eek!! german oral, here i come! [NLA/NLR] (DyingDeev)
  • #ABER ELECTION NIGHT TV HECKLING SPECIAL (StuiiWAR)
  • #ABER ELECTION NIGHT TV HECKLING SPECIAL. BLIAR: 0. HOWARD:0. KENNEDY: 0. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: 0. (ArrStuii)
  • #ABER ELECTION NIGHT TV HECKLING SPECIAL. BLIAR: 1. HOWARD:0. KENNEDY: 0. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: 0. (Lambie)
  • BLIAR: 2. HOWARD: 0. KENNEDY: 0. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: 0. (ArrStuii)
  • BLIAR: 3. HOWARD: 0. KENNEDY: 0. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: 0. (ArrStuii)
  • BLIAR: 4. HOWARD: 0. KENNEDY: 0. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: 0. (ArrStuii)
  • BLIAR: 5. HOWARD: 0. KENNEDY: 0. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: 0. (ArrStuii)
  • BLIAR: 6. HOWARD: 0. KENNEDY: 0. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: 0. (Lambie)
  • BLIAR: 7. HOWARD: 0. KENNEDY: 0. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: 0. (ArrStuii)
  • BLIAR: 8. HOWARD: 0. KENNEDY: 0. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: 0. (Lambie)
  • BLIAR: 11. HOWARD:1. KENNEDY: 0. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: 0. (Lambie)
  • BLIAR: 11. HOWARD:10. KENNEDY: 0. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: 0. (ErkStuii)
  • BLIAR: 11. HOWARD:1. KENNEDY: 0. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: 0. (ErkStuii)
  • BLIAR: 12. HOWARD:1. KENNEDY: 0. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: 0. (ErkStuii)
  • BLIAR: 14. HOWARD:1. KENNEDY: 0. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: 0. (feek)
  • BLIAR: 15. HOWARD:1. KENNEDY: 0. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: 0. (feek)
  • BLIAR: 16. HOWARD:1. KENNEDY: 0. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: 0. (feek)
  • BLIAR: 20. HOWARD:1. KENNEDY: 1. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: 0. (ErkStuii)
  • BLIAR: 20. HOWARD:1. KENNEDY: 2. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: 0. (ErkStuii)
  • BLIAR: 21. HOWARD:1. KENNEDY: 2. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: 0. (feek)
  • BLIAR: 23. HOWARD:1. KENNEDY: 2. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: 0. (feek)
  • BLIAR: 24. HOWARD:1. KENNEDY: 2. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: 0. (feek)
  • BLIAR: 25. HOWARD:1. KENNEDY: 2. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: 0. (feek)
  • BLIAR: 31. HOWARD:1. KENNEDY: 2. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: WHO CARES. (ErkStuii)
  • BLIAR: 43. HOWARD:2. KENNEDY: 2. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: WHO CARES. (Owf)
  • BLIAR: 62. HOWARD:4. KENNEDY: 3. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: WHO CARES. (Owf)
  • BLIAR: 87. HOWARD:8. KENNEDY: 6. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: WHO CARES. (Owf)
  • BLIAR: 111. HOWARD:12. KENNEDY: 9. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: WHO CARES. (Owf)
  • BLIAR: 111. HOWARD:13. KENNEDY: 10. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: WHO CARES. (DyingDeev)
  • BLIAR: Loads. HOWARD: Some. KENNEDY: Fewer. OTHERS, INCLUDING THAT WELSH LOT: WHO CARES. (DyingDeev)
  • WHEN YOU VOTE LABOUR YOURE VOTING FOR �GEORGE BUSH� (StuiiWAR)
  • Boris Johnson to become new leader of Conservative Party (Wyrm)
  • Deev The younger the better Deev young ass Deev 4 years old (shin0r)
  • Deev The younger the better Deev young ass Deev 4 years old [shin0r] the sodomy (ArrStuii)
  • Deev The younger the better Deev young ass Deev 4 years old [shin0r] the sodomy Deev sick and perverted Deev And thats all Ive got in my head now (ArrStuii)
  • [sp0d] I have a butt plug with a tube connected to a bag for fart collection (Asan)
  • RICHARD WHITELEY NOT DEAD (StuiiWAR)
  • [feek] Say hello to my little friend *squirt* [NLA/NLR] (Blu)
  • IM NOT HAPPY WITH MY WASH (StuiiWAR)
  • Deev feek no Im not responsible for the pox outbreak Deev Mine actually originated in Newcastle Deev From fucking two six year olds (StuiiWAR)
  • Deev feek no Im not responsible for the pox outbreak Deev Mine actually originated in Newcastle Deev From fucking two six year olds [Burt] that does it for me (Blu)
  • Deev feek no Im not responsible for the pox outbreak Deev Mine actually originated in Newcastle Deev From fucking two six year olds (ArrStuii)
  • Deev feek no Im not responsible for the pox outbreak Deev Mine actually originated in Newcastle Deev From fucking two six year olds Deev infection occurred after wed been sexually active (^Stuii^)
  • [sam] (i am a virgin) [NLA/NLR] (Asan)
  • Today, #aber hates: Shrink, Lowey, (^Stuii^)
  • Today, #aber hates: Shrink, Lowey, sp0d (sp0d)
  • KYLIE CANCER TRUESHOCKER ([Deev])
  • ENERGIS DEAD ([Deev])
  • [Asan] ah feek [Asan] what time are you planning on entering me [feek] when ever possible [feek] let me check me tits [Asan] thats lunch for me [feek] righto (^Stuii^)
  • [Asan] ah feek [Asan] what time are you planning on entering me [feek] when ever possible [feek] let me check me tits [Asan] thats lunch for me [feek] righto [^Stuii^] christ [^Stuii^] thats a bit of a monster ([Deev])
  • * Wyrm is used to pratting about in old crapheaps (^Stuii^)
  • * Wyrm is used to pratting about in old crapheaps [Duct] I have this problem [Duct] but if you get something that looks drab and shapeless [Duct] it is a pretty good car [Owf] aye, I have one [sam] women are weird (Wyrm)
  • The previous topic was humanely put down (sam)
  • [Duct] its hard for me to get off at the moment (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: Beemer baiting hour (Asan)
  • WE STILL HATE YOUR CAR (^Stuii^)
  • [Duct] its hard for me to get off at the moment [Duct] granted, its rather small (^Stuii^)
  • [Duct] its hard for me to get off at the moment [Duct] granted, its rather small [Duct] YOUNG MAN (^Stuii^)
  • [Duct] its hard for me to get off at the moment [Duct] granted, its rather small [Duct] YOUNG MAN [Duct] and Im pretty damn lucky to have my own so young (Wyrm)
  • [Duct] its hard for me to get off at the moment [Duct] granted, its rather small [Duct] YOUNG MAN (Wyrm)
  • * feek goes to fondle kittens (Asan)
  • NIL POINTS (Owf)
  • [Burt] I shower my lovers with CUM! (Blu)
  • [Burt] I shower my lovers with CUM! * ^Stuii^ wanks over him (sp0d)
  • FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. WE KNOW ABOUT THE CHAV BABY FACTORY. FUCKING WELL KEEP UP (Asan)
  • [ArrStuii] i pulled a trannie [ArrStuii] a seasoned old WPC who did all the gay work (Lambie)
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUCT. WE ALL HOPE YOULL BE THOROUGHLY MISERABLE IN YOUR OLD AGE. (Asan)
  • ISMAIL MERCHANT DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • ENGLISH SPICS 0 ITALIAN SPICS 0 (Lambie)
  • ENGLISH SPICS 0 ITALIAN WOPS 0 (Lambie)
  • ENGLISH SPICS 0 ITALIAN WOPS 1 (Lambie)
  • ENGLISH SPICS 0 ITALIAN WOPS 2 (Lambie)
  • ENGLISH SPICS 0 ITALIAN WOPS 3 (Lambie)
  • ENGLISH SPICS 1 ITALIAN WOPS 3 (Lambie)
  • ENGLISH SPICS 2 ITALIAN WOPS 3 (Lambie)
  • ENGLISH SPICS 3 ITALIAN WOPS 3 (Lambie)
  • ENGLISH SPICS 3 ITALIAN WOPS 3 PENS: MILAN XX LPOOL @@ (Lambie)
  • ENGLISH SPICS 3 ITALIAN WOPS 3 PENS: MILAN XX@ LPOOL @@ (Lambie)
  • ENGLISH SPICS 3 ITALIAN WOPS 3 PENS: MILAN XX@ LPOOL @@X (Lambie)
  • ENGLISH SPICS 3 ITALIAN WOPS 3 PENS: MILAN XX@@ LPOOL @@X@ (Lambie)
  • ENGLISH SPICS 3 ITALIAN WOPS 3 PENS: MILAN XX@@X LPOOL @@X@ LIVERPOOL WIN (Lambie)
  • The previous topic was taken out back and shot, due to overwhelming public demand (Wyrm)
  • BIG BROTHER HOUSEMATE PREVIEW! 2 GAYS, 2 BIs, 3 JOHNNY FORRINERS (^Stuii^)
  • BIG BROTHER HOUSEMATE PREVIEW! 2 GAYS, 2 BIs, 3 JOHNNY FORRINERS. SEE BIG BROTHERS BIG TITTED SISTERS LITTLE BROTHERS BIG MOUTH FOR MORE DETAILS. (^Stuii^)
  • SORRY, BUT #ABER IS CURRENTLY WINDING DOWN FOR THE BANK HOLIDAY AND WONT BE ABLE TO HANDLE YOUR CHAT TRAFFIC UNTIL �FUCKING THURSDAY� (^Stuii^)
  • SORRY, BUT #ABER IS CURRENTLY WINDING DOWN FOR THE BANK HOLIDAY AND WONT BE ABLE TO HANDLE YOUR CHAT TRAFFIC UNTIL FUCKING THURSDAY | IN OTHER NEWS: FUCK OFF BIG BROTHER (Lambie)
  • [Duct] its done well considering the hammering its been given [Duct] it really should be put to rest now though (^Stuii^)
  • BRIAN HARVEY NEARLY DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • EUROPEAN UNION CONSTITUTION DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • * Duct is on heat [Duct] i am a dog (sam)
  • * Duct is on heat [Duct] i am a dog [Duct] REAM ME (sam)
  • * Duct is on heat [Duct] i am a dog [Duct] REAM ME [Duct] I need a large juicy sausage (Wyrm)
  • MARY DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • [Fodders] i fuck horses (Asan)
  • HAS ^STUII^ KILLED HIS PC? BET NOW (Asan)
  • HAS ^STUII^ KILLED HIS PC? BET NOW - 2 YAY vs 0 NAY (feek)
  • HAS ^STUII^ KILLED HIS PC? BET NOW - 2 YAY vs 0 NAY - STUII NOT DEAD YET (feek)
  • ANNE BANCROFT DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • [Lambie] ive got the 2nd best hole (^Stuii^)
  • FAT BB LESLEH DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • ON NOW: My First Network, with burt ON NEXT: Burt applies for jobs as a Networking Guru (Asan)
  • hurON NOW: My First Network, with burt ON NEXT: Burt applies for jobs as a Networking Guru (ArrStuii)
  • FAIL (Burt)
  • ULTRAFLAVA (ArrStuii)
  • [sp0d] Id sleep with Hugh Lawrie (ArrStuii)
  • ASIA DEATHQUAKE TOLL 156,000 (^Stuii^)
  • ASIA DEATHQUAKE TOLL 156,000. LOCAL NEWS: NO CHANNEL MEMBERS INVOLVED IN ASIA DEATHQUAKE. (^Stuii^)
  • ASIA DEATHQUAKE TOLL 156,000. LOCAL NEWS: NO CHANNEL MEMBERS INVOLVED IN ASIA DEATHQUAKE. (^Stuii^) ()
  • * eppa phones woodsta to see if he needs feeding [eppa] his cock runs clear (^Stuii^)
  • [^Stuii^] im quite happy with my cheapo anal dildo [^Stuii^] it works really well, and isnt uncomfortable (Lambie)
  • [^Stuii^] im quite happy with my cheapo anal dildo [^Stuii^] it works really well, and isnt uncomfortable [feek] i cant get one that fits (Lambie)
  • [^Stuii^] im quite happy with my cheapo anal dildo [^Stuii^] it works really well, and isnt uncomfortable [feek] i cant get one that fits [Burt] i cant get a mains one that fits (^Stuii^)
  • Deev Gaz has slipped it down the plughole (sp0d)
  • INDONESIA DEATHWAVE RELIEF EFFORT HALTED BY COMEDY CARGO PLANE / COW RELATED INCIDENT (^Stuii^)
  • CHRISTMAS IS �FINISHED�. NOW GET BACK TO WORK. (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta^] I enjoy waving my fat meaty sausage (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta^] I enjoy waving my fat meaty sausage Deev Im swinging more that way (^Stuii^)
  • MANDELA DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • MANDELA DEAD. IRC3 DEAD. ([Deev])
  • MANDELA DEAD. IRC3 DEAD. SISTER SLEDGE (^Stuii^)
  • MANDELA DEAD. IRC3 DEAD. SISTER SLEDGE FAMILY (^Stuii^)
  • MANDELA DEAD. IRC3 DEAD. SISTER SLEDGE FAMILY, BRAD PITT SINGLE (Blu)
  • MANDELA DEAD. IRC3 DEAD. SISTER SLEDGE FAMILY. BRAD PITT SINGLE (Blu)
  • [feek] 1.9 long and 1.4 wide at root (ArrStuii)
  • [feek] 1.9 long and 1.4 wide at root Deev wang my lump [sp0d] cum on Gaz (Blu)
  • [feek] 1.9 long and 1.4 wide at root Deev wang my lump [sp0d] cum on Gaz [sp0d] Id do him too (Blu)
  • [feek] 1.9 long and 1.4 wide at root Deev wang my lump [sp0d] cum on Gaz [sp0d] Id do him too [Burt] oh i miss being cocked ([Deev])
  • [feek] 1.9 long and 1.4 wide at root Deev wang my lump [sp0d] cum on Gaz [sp0d] Id do him too [Burt] oh i miss being cocked [Gaz] 3 wang (shin0r)
  • THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS SHIT ([Deev])
  • [Burt] father takes it up the arse [Burt] then rings me up to whine (^Stuii^)
  • * Blu hits dylan [Blu] *grab* *WHACK* (^Stuii^)
  • * Blu hits dylan [Blu] *grab* *WHACK* [Blu] he is really bad [Blu] i mean REALLY bad [Blu] he set fire to next doors car (^Stuii^)
  • [^Stuii^] Duct aye, lowey loves shitting on me [^Stuii^] sometimes onto my face [^Stuii^] which is a little startling (Asan)
  • [^Stuii^] Duct aye, lowey loves shitting on me [^Stuii^] sometimes onto my face [^Stuii^] which is a little startling [^Stuii^] ive a good mind to complain (^Stuii^)
  • [^Stuii^] Duct aye, lowey loves shitting on me [^Stuii^] sometimes onto my face [^Stuii^] which is a little startling [^Stuii^] ive a good mind to complain [Duct] the poo seems to taste different [Duct] particularly grim (^Stuii^)
  • [^Stuii^] Duct aye, lowey loves shitting on me [^Stuii^] sometimes onto my face [^Stuii^] which is a little startling [^Stuii^] ive a good mind to complain [Duct] the poo seems to taste different [Duct] particularly grim [Esk] How do you clean it out? (^Stuii^)
  • [^Stuii^] Duct aye, lowey loves shitting on me [^Stuii^] sometimes onto my face [^Stuii^] which is a little startling [^Stuii^] ive a good mind to complain [Duct] the poo seems to taste different [Duct] particularly grim [Esk] How do you clean it out? [Duct] with a cloth [Duct] lowey can never keep up wit (^Stuii^)
  • The previous topic exploded (^Stuii^)
  • * Blu slaps Dylan (^Stuii^)
  • * Blu slaps Dylan * [Deev] hurs as dylan screams (^Stuii^)
  • BUSTED DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • BUSTED DEAD. KEITH CHEGWIN STILL NOT DEAD. (^Stuii^)
  • 0800 027 5707 your call is important to us (Blu)
  • 0800 027 5707 your call is important to us ( http://xequerin.mysh.rhydio.com/~sbf01/temp/thus.wav if its gone ) (^Stuii^)
  • 0800 027 5707 your call is important to us ( http://xequerin.mysh.rhydio.com/~sbf01/temp/thus.wav if its gone [NOF] ) (^Stuii^)
  • BAN $ISSUE NOW. THINK OF THE $MINORITY. (^Stuii^)
  • * eppa eats woodsta [Burt] Woodstas sperm is the best Ive ever tasted (Ducki)
  • * eppa eats woodsta [Burt] Woodstas sperm is the best Ive ever tasted [fraggsta] he fucks me daily until i cry (Ducki)
  • * eppa eats woodsta [Burt] Woodstas sperm is the best Ive ever tasted [fraggsta] he fucks me daily until i cry [Burt] im considering giving Shrink one next week (^Stuii^)
  • * eppa eats woodsta [Burt] Woodstas sperm is the best Ive ever tasted [fraggsta] he fucks me daily until i cry [Burt] im considering giving Shrink one next week [iBurt] aye the thought of his sweaty bitch tits has me writhing with lust ([Deev])
  • The previous topic failed for over _six_ hours (iBurt)
  • [Blu] gah, this son of mine should die [Blu] *thump* *sleep* (Shrink)
  • [Duct] burtwerk are you still visiting this weeekend [burtwerk] duct if you still want me to, aye [Duct] when can I expect you? [burtwerk] after dark [burtwerk] in the night [Duct] yeah thats fine [Duct] Im so wet for you (^Stuii^)
  • [Duct] burtwerk are you still visiting this weeekend [burtwerk] duct if you still want me to, aye [Duct] when can I expect you? [burtwerk] after dark [burtwerk] in the night [Duct] yeah thats fine [Duct] Im so wet for you [burtwerk] spunk is all i ever drink (^Stuii^)
  • [Duct] burtwerk are you still visiting this weeekend [burtwerk] duct if you still want me to, aye [Duct] when can I expect you? [burtwerk] after dark [burtwerk] in the night [Duct] yeah thats fine [Duct] Im so wet for you [burtwerk] spunk is all i ever drink ([Deev])
  • [Duct] burtwerk are you still visiting this weeekend [burtwerk] duct if you still want me to, aye [Duct] when can I expect you? [burtwerk] after dark [burtwerk] in the night [Duct] yeah thats fine [Duct] Im so wet for you [burtwerk] spunk is all i ever drink ([Deev])
  • [Duct] burtwerk are you still visiting this weeekend [burtwerk] duct if you still want me to, aye [Duct] when can I expect you? [burtwerk] after dark [burtwerk] in the night [Duct] yeah thats fine [Duct] Im so wet for you [burtwerk] spunk is all i ever drink [@Owf] its quite nice and edible ([Deev])
  • [Shrink] get in my belly babies (^Stuii^)
  • [Shrink] get in my belly babies [Shrink] actually stuii, run away with me and my big belly (Deev)
  • [Shrink] get in my belly babies [Shrink] actually stuii, run away with me and my big belly [Shrink] i think that being a poof is true love, breeders are irrelevant (Owf)
  • * Lambie_ blows his mother (^Stuii^)
  • * Lambie_ blows his mother [Owf] i prefer to shit in my pants (^Stuii^)
  • * Lambie_ blows his mother [Owf] i prefer to shit in my pants * Shrink beds Gaz (Blu)
  • * Lambie_ blows his mother [Owf] i prefer to shit in my pants * Shrink beds Gaz [Shrink] fuck me hard (Blu)
  • * Lambie_ blows his mother [Owf] i prefer to shit in my pants * Shrink beds Gaz [feek] im off to enjoy getting fucked (ArrStuii)
  • ON NOW: Cant cook, wont cook, with Owf (Asan)
  • * Ambie gets a new penis [Ambie] ridiculously small [Ambie] i need to use a penis extension (Asan)
  • * Ambie gets a new penis [Ambie] ridiculously small [Ambie] i need to use a penis extension [Shrink] give me a prod? (Gaz)
  • * Ambie gets a new penis [Ambie] ridiculously small [Ambie] i need to use a penis extension [Shrink] give me a prod? Deev Ive made my fingers ache doing (Lambie)
  • * Ambie gets a new penis [Ambie] ridiculously small [Ambie] i need to use a penis extension [Shrink] give me a prod? Deev Ive made my fingers ache doing that (Lambie)
  • ASIAN DEATHQUAKE TOLL: 280,000 (^Stuii^)
  • *Gaz wanks Lambie (sp0d)
  • * Gaz wanks Lambie (sp0d)
  • sp0d has failed again. How we pity Blu. (Gaz)
  • * Gaz wanks Lambie (Deev)
  • * Gaz wanks Lambie * Gaz|Work grins [burtwerk] you want my nob (^Stuii^)
  • * Gaz wanks Lambie * Gaz|Work grins [burtwerk] you want my nob * burtwerk cums in his face (^Stuii^)
  • [Esk] Im more gay than anyone (Asan)
  • [Esk] Im more gay than anyone [burtwerk] men put their willies up me [burtwerk] angled down my back (^Stuii^)
  • [Esk] Im more gay than anyone [burtwerk] men put their willies up me [burtwerk] angled down my back [burtwerk] that made me choke (^Stuii^)
  • [Esk] Im more gay than anyone [burtwerk] i like rent boys to put their big willies up me [burtwerk] and down my throat [burtwerk] that made me choke (Asan)
  • BURT, BLU AND SP0D - WEVE SEEN THE BBC ARTICLE ABOUT CHRIS MOYLES IN ABERYSTWYTH. SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO SUBMIT THE URL TO THE CHANNEL AGAIN, YOU WILL BE BANNED. (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: HUR ON LATER: HAR ([Deev])
  • [Burt] I wear latex to work (Blu)
  • [Burt] I wear latex to work [Burt] i have marketing girls rub me in a catsuit (Blu)
  • [Burt] I wear latex to work [Burt] marketing girls rub me in shit (Blu)
  • [Burt] I wear latex to work [Burt] marketing girls rub me in shit Deev cock [sp0d] I need one (Gaz)
  • [burtwerk] i signed up for beastiality porn (Asan)
  • POPE ALMOST DEAD (Burt)
  • POPE NOT QUITE DEAD YET ([Deev])
  • ON NOW: Acronym hour ON LATER: WTF? ([Deev])
  • POPE STILL NOT QUITE DEAD (Lambie)
  • http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/4231873.stm (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: BIG GAY DOMESTIC. With Deev and Gaz. ON LATER: *scratch* *spit* *pull hair* *call fat* ([Deev])
  • COLONY 5 ENGLAND 0 (Lambie)
  • COLONY 5 ENGLAND 3 (Lambie)
  • COLONY 8 ENGLAND 3 (Lambie)
  • COLONY 8 ENGLAND 6 (Lambie)
  • COLONY 8 ENGLAND 9 (Lambie)
  • COLONY 11 ENGLAND 9 (Lambie)
  • * Burt stares at a woman fingering her cat (sp0d)
  • * [Deev] goes to fire another one off [Blu] its all in the wrist ([Deev])
  • CHARLES TO MARRY CAMILLA *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
  • CHARLES STILL GOING TO MARRY CAMILLA *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
  • CHARLES REALLY NOT FUCKING JOKING ABOUT MARRYING CAMILLA *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
  • [sp0d] Im the pinacle of sanity (Blu)
  • ARTHUR MILLER APPARENTLY DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • ON NOW: HAPPY HOUR (sp0d)
  • SETH ARMSTRONG DEAD ([Deev])
  • ARTHUR MILLER DEAD. SETH ARMSTRONG DEAD. INTERNET DEAD. ([Deev])
  • Deev I am getting a few more drops than usual but its not massive (StuiiDying)
  • [Duct] lowey dreams about wanking off old men (Asan)
  • [Duct] lowey dreams about wanking off old men * Wyrm smiles at Duct hopefully (Asan)
  • DIRTY DEN DEAD. AGAIN. (StuiiDying)
  • DIRTY DEN DEAD. FOR A THIRD TIME. (StuiiDying)
  • [sausages] it was mde more amusing because i was in high heals, fishnets and a skirt at the time [NLA/NLR] (Lambie)
  • NLA FAILURE (Asan)
  • Deev He said something about twiddling something to tension the chain Deev Seems tight already though (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: All-Repeats Tuesday (Shrink)
  • ON NOW: Grounds for Divorce, a sitcom with Gaz and Deev (Lambie)
  • [burtwerk] i have a good 10 inch penis in my arsehole [^Stuii^] just leave it there, soon itll become smelly [burtwerk] perhaps i should wait until tomorrow (Asan)
  • [burtwerk] i have a good 10 inch penis in my arsehole [Wyrm] I require your shit stained hand (Asan)
  • [burtwerk] i have a good 10 inch penis in my arsehole [Wyrm] I require your shit stained hand [burtwerk] wank me first big boy (Asan)
  • POPE (NEARLY) DEAD AGAIN (Asan)
  • * Owf comes over shiny (Asan)
  • OIRISH 3 ENGLAND 7 (Lambie)
  • OIRISH 6 ENGLAND 7 (Lambie)
  • OIRISH 9 ENGLAND 7 (Lambie)
  • OIRISH 9 ENGLAND 10 (Lambie)
  • OIRISH 12 ENGLAND 10 (Lambie)
  • OIRISH 12 ENGLAND 13 (Lambie)
  • OIRISH 19 ENGLAND 13 (Lambie)
  • OIRISH WIN (Lambie)
  • Manchester snowier than the Frozen North *shocker* (Wyrm)
  • BRIAN DAMPENING FIELD ENVELOPES #ABER (ErkStuii)
  • QUICK POLL!!!11: I hate [ ] All [ ] Shrink [ ] Other (ErkStuii)
  • QUICK POLL!!!11: I hate [ ] All [ ] Shrink [ ] Gasman Gaz [ ] Other (ErkStuii)
  • Welcome to the Lying With Statistics Masterclass (Wyrm)
  • [Burt] glory holes [Burt] apparently theres one top floor of huw owen library [sp0d] Burt: where abouts? [sp0d] Ive been all over the top floor (ArrStuii)
  • TOMMY VANCE DEAD (Owf)
  • TOMMY VANCE DEAD. NO F1 SPOILERS UNLESS YOU FANCY JOINING HIM. ([Deev])
  • TOMMY VANCE DEAD. ([Deev])
  • SHRINK NOT DEAD (OR REPLACED WITH ELABORATE TXT W@W BOT) (Burt)
  • [sp0d] I believe Deev did warn us it was a big one (ArrStuii)
  • [sp0d] I believe Deev did warn us it was a big one Deev I specified twice that it was huge (ArrStuii)
  • [fraggsta] we could have done without the GIGANTIC penis [sp0d] I believe Deev did warn us it was a big one Deev I specified twice that it was huge (ArrStuii)
  • [fraggsta] we could have done without the GIGANTIC penis [sp0d] I believe Deev did warn us it was a big one Deev I specified twice that it was huge [Burt] bah, i dont even have a floppy (Lambie_)
  • [fraggsta] we could have done without the GIGANTIC penis [sp0d] I believe Deev did warn us it was a big one Deev I specified twice that it was huge [Burt] now, where is my cock [Burt] bah, i dont even have a floppy (fraggsta)
  • DAVE ALLEN DEAD (Owf)
  • [shiny] theres no way id attempt a woody (^Stuii^)
  • Splendid, thats Hepatitis A and Typhoid Fever obtained, and for free. states Jimbob in his blog (^Stuii^)
  • [shiny] someone set me up the expert advice [shiny] need a new dildo [shiny] tbh 17 would be fine i think [shiny] bro has some 50-something inch monstrosity [^Stuii^] aye 50 inch is just nuts [^Stuii^] you need a really big hole [shiny] aye his is small (Asan)
  • [shiny] someone set me up the expert advice [shiny] need a new dildo [shiny] tbh 17 would be fine i think [shiny] bro has some 50-something inch monstrosity [^Stuii^] aye 50 inch is just nuts [^Stuii^] you need a really big hole [shiny] aye his is small Deev Ive tried all of my holes (Lambie)
  • [shiny] someone set me up the expert advice [shiny] need a new dildo [shiny] tbh 17 would be fine i think [shiny] bro has some 50-something inch monstrosity [^Stuii^] aye 50 inch is just nuts [^Stuii^] you need a really big hole [shiny] aye his is small Deev Ive tried all of my holes * Burt hangs on (sp0d)
  • the previous topic contained references to holes and subsequently exploded (Lambie)
  • [Burt] i think that pictured policeman is my ex-houseman [NLA/NLR] (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] I fisted slashtom then came on burt ([Deev])
  • The previous topic was too poor to exist ([Deev])
  • ON NOW: Zit-Popping 101 ([Deev])
  • ON NOW: Zit-Popping 101 ON NEXT: Tourniquets For Beginners ([Deev])
  • [sausages] Im open to suggestions [sausages] dylan was cute (Lambie)
  • [sausages] Im open to suggestions [sausages] dylan was cute [Burt] hell take a while to come out (Lambie)
  • POPE REALLY VERY NEARLY DEAD THIS TIME (Lambie)
  • ENGLAND 0 TINPOT COMMIES 0 (Lambie)
  • ENGLAND 1 TINPOT COMMIES 0 (Lambie)
  • ENGLAND 2 TINPOT COMMIES 0 (feek)
  • [Lambie] 10 men fuck me hard in the box (Blu)
  • [Lambie] 10 men fuck me hard in the box [sp0d] do me (Blu)
  • [Lambie] 10 men fuck me hard in the box [sp0d] do me [sp0d] jap scat eel me, baby (Lambie)
  • POPE DEADEST YET ([Deev])
  • PLANET CONTRIBUTORS - please send your RSS URLs to sbf5@aber.org.uk, for great reconstructing of Planet on new #aber website, aye (^Stuii^)
  • TERRI SCHIAVO DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • PLANET CONTRIBUTORS - please send your RSS URLs to sbf5@aber.org.uk, for great reconstructing of Planet on new #aber website, aye (^Stuii^)
  • POPE ACTUALLY REALLY DEAD (Burt)
  • POPE FINALLY DEAD. ALL POOFS AND EVERYONE WITH AIDS CHEER. (ArrStuii)
  • [sam] apparentky half of all school-leavers cant read or write properly (Asan)
  • SEND OUT ROCKET AJAX. TO CLEAN HIS BODY. (^Stuii^)
  • ROVER DEAD (Asan)
  • POPE BURIED. CAN WE MOVE ON NOW? (StuiiWAR)
  • POPE BURIED, CHARLES AND CAMILLA MARRIED, ROVER DEAD. CAN WE MOVE ON NOW? (ArrStuii)
  • NOBODY RAID! THIS IS A MOVE! (ArrStuii)
  • YET *ANOTHER* EARTHQUAKE IN SE ASIA (feek)
  • * sp0d spurts his load over coppers (Blu)
  • [feek] ice cold bath stops the itching [Wyrm] chamomile lotin helped me, as did lotion and glycerine ointment * Wyrm still has a bit of scar (StuiiWAR)
  • Deev I wont be happy until these window cleaners ram me hard (StuiiWAR)
  • Deev I wont be happy until these window cleaners ram me hard Deev they keep trying (StuiiWAR)
  • Deev I wont be happy until these window cleaners ram me hard Deev they keep trying [sausages] getting it on immediately is the priority [StuiiWAR] gets what you pays for [Owf] clearly in need of re-education [sausages] Im beyond redemption [Owf] yes, youre going straight to hull (Wyrm)
  • [Owf] marketing bird has just thrown me her beaver (StuiiWAR)
  • http://212.21.109.141/~sbf01/temp/firefox-irony.jpg (StuiiWAR)
  • SP0D - BLU THINKS THE RNLI LAD NEXT DOOR IS FIT. (^Stuii^)
  • FEEK DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • [sam] i need a big cup of shit (Asan)
  • CHAVSKIA DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • LUTHER VANDROSS DEAD (Asan)
  • Deev Im fully Dilated (sam)
  • Deev Im fully Dilated [Asan] give us access to your logs (sam)
  • [feek] got me a huge dick [feek] local farmer [feek] real nice [feek] huge [feek] numnum (^Stuii^)
  • [feek] got me a huge dick [feek] local farmer [feek] real nice [feek] huge [feek] numnum [Wyrm] its nice to have the occasional crack [Wyrm] because the numbers are fast diminishing [Wyrm] especially after the infamous Dave and the bunny incident the other year (^Stuii^)
  • FRANCE: o_|/ (Owf)
  • [b]|_o[/b] CHIRAC [b]o_|/[/b] (^Stuii^)
  • �|_o� CHIRAC �o_|/� (^Stuii^)
  • WAR (_sam)
  • LONDON TUBE NETWORK CLOSED. IT MUST BE TERRORISM. (^Stuii^)
  • LONDON UNDER ATTACK. DEATHS: 1 (StuiiWAR)
  • LONDON UNDER ATTACK. ITS WAR. THIS IS A WAR. WAR. (StuiiWAR)
  • Todays topic is **FUTUREPROOFED** [tm]: EVERYONE IN LONDON DEAD (StuiiWAR)
  • EPPA AND WOODSTA DEAD (_sam)
  • DITA, EPPA AND WOODSTA DEAD (_sam)
  • [FeekWAR] right - where can i get a jubilee clip thats stainless steel and will go round a cylinder thats 13 circumference [NLA/NLR] (StuiiWAR)
  • [Duct] not just that - Ive camped it up in the rain before [NLA/NLR] (Asan)
  • Birmingham NOT DESTROYED (StuiiWAR)
  • [slashtom] i mean, religious people do not harm others (^Quasi^)
  • [fodders] fuck off [fodders] fucking thousands of the black buggers * fodders kills thousands of the black bastards (StuiiWAR)
  • [fodders] fuck off [fodders] fucking thousands of the black buggers * fodders kills thousands of the black bastards [Wyrm] niggers smell (sam)
  • [fodders] fuck off [fodders] fucking thousands of blacks * fodders kills thousands of black bastards [Wyrm] niggers smell (StuiiWAR)
  • RIGHT? OH NO THATS RIDICULOUS. (StuiiWAR)
  • ETHEL FROM EASTENDERS DEAD (Owf)
  • ETHEL DEAD (StuiiWAR)
  • SP0D FIXES SOMETHING (^Quasi^)
  • WILL FEEK FAIL? BET NOW (Lambie)
  • Suspect Package found in Madchester under Mancunian way. Wyrm feared alive, Stuii feared dead. (Wyrm)
  • The previous topic was quite obviously set by Wyrm. (StuiiWAR)
  • * Wyrm is into in queer niggers [Wyrm] Have you seen their dongs? [Wyrm] Be afraid. Be VERY afraid; they abuse my arsecrack. [Wyrm] deep in the shitter (shin0r)
  • * Wyrm is into queer niggers [Wyrm] Have you seen their dongs? [Wyrm] Be afraid. Be VERY afraid; they abuse my arsecrack. [Wyrm] deep in the shitter (shin0r)
  • * Wyrm is into queer niggers [Wyrm] Have you seen their dongs? [Wyrm] Be afraid. Be VERY afraid; they abuse my arsecrack. [Wyrm] deep in the shitter [Wyrm] Coon sperm is lush (shin0r)
  • BREAKING NEWS: Owf gets wheeled to a retirement home (Asan)
  • #ABER THIRTY-O-METER: OWF - TODAY, LAMBIE - NEXT, THEN - STUII, ALSO - DEEV (StuiiWAR)
  • [Owf] you went to private school? [Blu] yes [Blu] all rug munching in the toilets [NLA/NLR] (Asan)
  • [^Quasi^] that fact that its two inches thick is more than enough[Owf] you went to private school? [Blu] yes [Blu] all rug munching in the toilets [NLA/NLR] (StuiiWAR)
  • [^Quasi^] that fact that its two inches thick is more than enough [NLA/NLR] (StuiiWAR)
  • ON NOW: [^Quasi^] that fact that its two inches thick is more than enough, NEXT: Edward Heath (nearly) Dead (feek)
  • EDWARD HEATH DEAD (Lambie)
  • [Burt] even firewalls wont stop me hanging around * Burt has quit (Connection reset by peer) (^Quasi^)
  • [Burt] even firewalls wont stop me hanging around * Burt has quit (Connection reset by peer) (^Quasi^)
  • TED HEATH DEAD (StuiiWAR)
  • [sam] i like having a twelve inch cock and being celibate (^Stuii^)
  • [sam] i like having a twelve inch cock and being celibate [sam] its a bit of a monster to live with (^Stuii^)
  • [sam] i like having a twelve inch cock and being celibate [sam] its a bit of a monster to live with [Wyrm] Bugger me (Blu)
  • [sam] i like having a twelve inch cock and being celibate [sam] its a bit of a monster to live with [sam] pull my pants down and lift my shirt (^Stuii^)
  • sp0d confirmed to be a chav *unshocker* (Asan)
  • BNP FOUNDER DEAD, LETS HOPE THE REST FOLLOW HIM (sp0d)
  • BNP FOUNDER DEAD, LETS HOPE THE REST FOLLOW HIM ... uh, isnt that a foregone conclusion? (^Stuii^)
  • BEAM SCOTTY UP (Quasi)
  • WHOLE OF LONDON EVACUATED! THOUSANDS DEAD! (StuiiWAR)
  • http://www.lorebrandcomics.com/images/lore-thespecs.gif (Quasi)
  • EVERYONE IN LONDON EVACUATED, THOUSANDS SHOT DEAD. (StuiiWAR)
  • EVERYONE IN LONDON EVACUATED, THOUSANDS SHOT DEAD. Are you affected? Spin it into your own personal tragedy at http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/talking_point/4703867.stm (StuiiWAR)
  • [Wyrm] Im not that exceptional, 3 or thereabouts (^Stuii^)
  • lncrease your S P E R M volume by 500% (^Stuii^)
  • you have been selected to receive a cell phone- costs you nothing (^Stuii^)
  • Do You Play PennySt0cks Get APWL-PK_terrier (^Stuii^)
  • ViAGRR� VAL�UM C�ALLlS (^Stuii^)
  • WARNING: ^Stuii^ is currently channelling http://www.spamradio.com/. Tickets for the bunker are available from the usual touts. (Wyrm)
  • ----SPECIAL REPORT---SPECIAL REPORT---SPECIAL REPORT---SPECIAL REPORT---- ---NEWS---NEWS---NEWS---NEWS---NEWS---NEWS---NEWS---NEWS---NEWS---NEWS--- (^Stuii^)
  • Time Computers/Tiny go tits-up.com! Wyrm rejoices! (Wyrm)
  • Time Computers/Tiny go tits-up.com! Wyrm rejoices! | Northern economy goes into decline | Wyrm loses job (sam)
  • BELLEHS GONNA GET YOU (^Stuii^)
  • Its time to moving our body, MOVING (^Stuii^)
  • IRA says armed struggle is over. Real IRA and Continuity IRA (et al) buy up remaining arms of IRA. (Wyrm)
  • [18:52:41] * dream :No such nick/channel (Blu)
  • THE PIE IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD (Lambie)
  • http://www.simongrowcott.com/poke-her/bigwin1st.jpg FUCKING HAVE IT. (Lambie)
  • [feek] wher eis taht fucking spacker lamie NLA/NR (sam)
  • [feek] wher eis taht fucking spacker lamie NLANLR (sam)
  • [feek] wher eis taht fucking spacker lamie NLA/NLR (sam)
  • [dream] isnt stuii older than wyrm (ArrOwf)
  • [dream] just call me dirty dream [NLA/NLR] (sp0d)
  • http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/dangle.jpg (QuasiJongIl)
  • [_sam] got a good end [_sam] 2 with an std/vd [_sam] 1 wide (Quasi)
  • [_sam] got a good end [_sam] 2 with an std/vd [_sam] 1 wide [sp0d] bugger me slowly (Blu)
  • http://www.anothergeek.com/misc/bimmer.jpg (Asan)
  • For Stuii: http://www.anothergeek.com/misc/boxster.jpg - For Sam: http://www.anothergeek.com/misc/bimmer.jpg (Asan)
  • ROBIN COOK DEAD (Owf)
  • ROBIN COOK DEAD (And Mr_Scod still alive) (Mr_Scod)
  • ONLY 199629 MINUTES LEFT UNTIL CHRISTMAS (sam)
  • SP0D & BLU MARRIED FOR TWO YEARS TODAY *TRUESHOCKER* (sp0d)
  • SP0D & BLU TO DIVORCE IN 5 YEARS TODAY *TRUESHOCKER* (Lambie)
  • [sausages] i long to rim stuii (Lambie)
  • [sausages] i long to rim stuii (Lambie)
  • [sausages] i long to rim stuii (Lambie)
  • [sausages] i long to rim stuii (Lambie)
  • [sausages] i long to rim stuii [sausages] *wet dream* (Lambie)
  • [sausages] i long to rim stuii [sausages] *wet dream* [Lambie] deev pissed on my nob (^Quasi^)
  • [sausages] i long to rim stuii [sausages] *wet dream* [Lambie] deev pissed on my nob [sp0d] noticed my increasing number of crabs? [sp0d] Ive seen a silver one (^Quasi^)
  • [sausages] i long to rim stuii [sausages] *wet dream* [Lambie] deev pissed on my nob [sp0d] noticed my increasing number of crabs? [sp0d] Ive seen a silver one and three in my orrifice (^Quasi^)
  • [sausages] i long to rim stuii [sausages] *wet dream* [Lambie] deev pissed on my nob [sp0d] noticed my increasing number of crabs? [sp0d] Ive seen a silver one and three in my orifice (^Quasi^)
  • [sausages] i long to rim stuii [sausages] *wet dream* [Lambie] deev pissed on my nob [sp0d] noticed my increasing number of crabs? [sp0d] Ive seen a silver one and three in my orifice * Lambie minces (^Quasi^)
  • STUII RETURNS: TIME TILL DISASTEROUS TERRORIST ATTACK IN AMERICA: 3 DAYS AND COUNTING (^Quasi^)
  • [sp0d] god, I really hate this [sp0d] Its such hard work being right all the time [NLA/NLR] (^Quasi^)
  • ON NOW : The Aber Flower Show (Mr_Scod)
  • [sp0d] god, I really hate this [sp0d] Its such hard work being right all the time [NLA/NLR] (^Quasi^)
  • http://photos.stuii.co.uk/usa-2005-ma/IMG_3181 (Asan)
  • THIRD MITCHELL BROTHER FOUND: http://photos.stuii.co.uk/usa-2005-ma/IMG_3143 (sam)
  • [Burt] this marrow has gone very wrong (^Quasi^)
  • WHITE MALES ONLY (^Stuii^)
  • MISS ELLIS FROM DALLAS DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • MISS ELLIE FROM DALLAS DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • MADONNA DEAD ([Deev])
  • ON NOW: MADONNA DEAD; ON NEXT: HOW TO KILL, SKIN AND DISPATCH A VEGAN WITH WYRM AND FEEK (feek)
  • MO MOWLEM DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* TONY BLAIR PROVIDES IRON-CLAD ALIBI (^Quasi^)
  • WYRMCON 1 WERE DECLARED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. (Lambie)
  • [Lambie] FUCK BABIES ARSES [fraggsta] well why the fuck else would I come here? (^Quasi^)
  • * [Deev] wanks Stuii (shiny)
  • * [Deev] wanks Stuii [^Stuii^] i have no urge to bum you, deev (^Quasi^)
  • * [Deev] wanks Stuii [^Stuii^] i have no urge to bum you, deev [^Quasi^] now my hand hurts (^Stuii^)
  • * [Deev] wanks Stuii [^Stuii^] i have no urge to bum you, deev [^Quasi^] now my hand hurts [^Quasi^] thats what I tell my parents (^Stuii^)
  • The previous topic was shit (shiny)
  • The previous topic was set by shiny, and should never again see the light of day (^Quasi^)
  • The previous topic was set by shiny, and should never again see the light of day [Wyrm] scratches his chin and considers... (Wyrm)
  • The previous topic was an illegal mix of more than one recognised topic type (^Stuii^)
  • Shiny denies his family originates from a place even more backward than Burnley (Wyrm)
  • [shiny] sitting on my desk whilst owf pisses on me [shiny] man, thats heaven (^Quasi^)
  • [shiny] sitting on my desk whilst owf pisses on it [shiny] man, thats heaven (^Quasi^)
  • [shiny] sitting on my desk whilst owf pisses on it [shiny] man, thats heaven [shiny] the best way to get it out is to say Ill get right on it as soon as I can (^Quasi^)
  • [shiny] sitting on my desk whilst owf pisses on it [shiny] man, thats heaven [shiny] the best way to get it out is to say Ill get right on it as soon as I can [^Stuii^] I usually give a position too (^Quasi^)
  • [sp0d] someone nudge the gramophone, its stuck again [NLA/NLR] (^Quasi^)
  • Viagrta SALE !!!] (VirtualStuii)
  • [Feek_work] i wish i was out [Feek_work] nothing better than a man (Quasi)
  • Spec�al prop CI�IS VIAGRR� (^Stuii^)
  • ENGLAND WIN!!!! (feek)
  • $SPORT $RESULT (^Stuii^)
  • [dan] bugger [dan] Took me three goes to get it in the rear [dan] next stop: a good hump (Lambie)
  • [dan] bugger [dan] Took me three goes to get it in the rear [dan] next stop: a good hump * feek prances in heels (Quasi)
  • HURRAH FOR BLUE KEN (^Stuii^)
  • MR. BRONSON DEAD (Owf)
  • Alexander Gallon DEAD (^Quasi^)
  • ADMIRAL OZZEL DEAD (^Quasi^)
  • EMPEROR HADRIAN DEAD (Owf)
  • PONTIOUS PILATE DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • UG DEAD (Owf)
  • SPECIES 883462 DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • MESAZOIC AMOEBA DEAD (Owf)
  • THIS THREAD OF CHANGING TOPICS DEAD (^Quasi^)
  • BASIC PROTEINS DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • TOYOTA AVENSIS DEAD (Owf)
  • Tony Blair still not dead (Wyrm)
  • WYRMS OUTSIDE TOILET ALIVE (^Stuii^)
  • PART OF GYLES BRANDRETH TEDDY BEAR COLLECTION FOUND ON GANYMEDE (Owf)
  • NATURE ADDED TO AXIS OF EVIL: DREAM HOPED DEAD. (^Quasi^)
  • EUBANK NICKS MANS LORRY (^Stuii^)
  • Deev Its like my arse has been possessed by Stuii [NLA/NLR] (^Quasi^)
  • [shiny] man gravy is good (Lambie)
  • WINTER ACT 2005 PASSED (^Quasi^)
  • 300 BATTLE HARDENED US SOLIDERS DEPLOYED TO NEW ORLEANS WITH SHOOT-TO-KILL ORDERS - CITY NAME TO CHANGE TO NEW BASRA (^Quasi^)
  • 300 BATTLE HARDENED US SOLDIERS DEPLOYED TO NEW ORLEANS WITH SHOOT-TO-KILL ORDERS - CITY NAME TO CHANGE TO NEW BASRA (Quasi)
  • THATLL TEACH YOU FOR INTENDING TO VOTE DEMOCRAT HAD I ACTUALLY MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO VOTE yells Bush at all the bliks in New Orleans (ArrStuii)
  • [Wyrm] i prefer to known as Louise these days (^Stuii^)
  • The previous topic, though showing enormous potential, was missing a be (^Quasi^)
  • [Wyrm] i prefer to be known as Louise these days (^Stuii^)
  • [sam] ive been wanking since 0600 (Owf)
  • [Owf] hmm, a 14 hour wank, marvellous [sam] ive been wanking since 0600 (^Quasi^)
  • [@sam] i like a wide bottom (NLA/NLR) ([Deev])
  • The previous topic contained an NLA syntax error (^Stuii^)
  • [sam] i like a wide bottom (NLA/NLR) ([Deev])
  • [feek] i fuck cod [feek] and tuna (shin0r)
  • [Lambie] i like oboes [Lambie] pink ones (^Quasi^)
  • http://www.simongrowcott.com/poke-her/20050911-bigwin.jpg MORE BLING IGOR (Lambie)
  • [Wyrm] a tampon sits in my bottom (sam)
  • [Wyrm] a tampon sits in my bottom; it gives me cramps (Blu)
  • [Wyrm] a tampon sits in my bottom; it gives me cramps [Wyrm] my mancunt is raw *[Deev] dowses it (sam)
  • [Wyrm] a tampon sits in my bottom; it gives me cramps [Wyrm] my mancunt is raw * [Deev] dowses it (sam)
  • CRICKET BORES WILL BE SHOT (^Stuii^)
  • * [Deev] gahs at silica shaving gel Deev I mean the future of shaving my arse. Deev You cant even see the bits youve done! [sp0d] I go for the designer stubble look (Quasi)
  • [Wyrm] i gargle Paki piss (sam)
  • MORONS (Quasi)
  • Judging [|||||||||||||||||| ] (^Stuii^)
  • BUY NOW! CHRISTMAS! WOW! (Quasi)
  • ONLY 1,311 SHOPPING DAYS LEFT UNTIL CHRISTMAS 2009 (ArrStuii)
  • http://213.106.48.209/ WYRM PERVCAM (shiny)
  • http://213.106.48.209/ SEE WYRMS OUTDOOR SHITHOUSE LIVE! (Quasi)
  • FAILURE (Quasi)
  • ITS TIME TO MOVING OUR BODY, �MOVING� (ArrStuii)
  • FASHION, BUT AT WHAT COST (^Quasi^)
  • [sp0d] I wouldnt say no to a blond scandinavian [sp0d] called HANS (Blu)
  • [sp0d] I wouldnt say no to a blond scandinavian [sp0d] called HANS [sam] all men are welcome to the shinylove (^Quasi^)
  • [sp0d] I wouldnt say no to a blond scandinavian [sp0d] called HANS [sam] (Wyrm)
  • [sp0d] I wouldnt say no to a blond scandinavian [sp0d] called HANS [sam] all men are welcome to the shinylove (^Quasi^)
  • [sp0d] I wouldnt say no to a blond scandinavian [sp0d] called HANS [sam] all men are welcome to the shinylove [^Quasi^] theres some nice orifices down that end, too [^Quasi^] unfortunately theyre a complete bastard to get to (Wyrm)
  • [Wyrm] i attach electrodes to my testicles and insert a vole (carefully) into my anus. (shiny)
  • [Wyrm] i attach electrodes to my testicles and insert a vole (carefully) into my anus. [Rear_Admiral_Stuii] remove the feet for a smoother insertion (Long_John_Shiny)
  • [Wyrm] i attach electrodes to my testicles and insert a vole (carefully) into my anus. [Rear_Admiral_Stuii] remove the feet for a smoother insertion [Rear_Admiral_Stuii] now try again, harder this time [Jolly_Eppa] Rear_Admiral_Stuii: Im not doing anything harder for you (Master_Bob)
  • [Wyrm] i attach electrodes to my testicles and insert a vole (carefully) into my anus. [Rear_Admiral_Stuii] remove the feet for a smoother insertion (Long_John_Shiny)
  • http://www.paranoidandroid.org.uk/aber/shiny.wmv OF (Cmdr_Quasi_RN)
  • NO STUDENTS, DSS OR BLACKS. (^Stuii^)
  • topic to NO STUDENTS, DSS OR MOCKNEY CUNTS ([11:26])
  • NO STUDENTS, GAYS, MENTALLERS, DSS, CRIPS, MONGS, SPAZZES OR BLACKS. (sam)
  • NO STUDENTS, GAYS, MENTALLERS, DSS, CRIPS, MONGS, SPAZZES, BLACKS OR NORTHERN FARMERS (sam)
  • [Owf] Busted my sister when she was about 15 [^Stuii^] I smell incest (Quasi)
  • [^Stuii^] I RAPE MEN [Wyrm] so do i (sam)
  • [^Stuii^] I RAPE MEN [Wyrm] so do i [Owf] a large van is useful (Quasi)
  • [^Stuii^] I RAPE MEN [Wyrm] so do i [Owf] a large van is useful [^Stuii^] beemers hardly any use at all [^Stuii^] X5 a little more perhaps (Quasi)
  • [^Stuii^] I RAPE MEN [Wyrm] so do i [Owf] a large van is useful [^Stuii^] beemers hardly any use at all [^Stuii^] X5 a little more perhaps [Wyrm] Ill have to buy an X5 for the space (DonQuasi)
  • KATE MOSS CAREER DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • YET ANOTHER HURRICANE HEADS TOWARDS US OF A. EVACUEES FROM NEW ORLEANS ARE EVACUATED YET AGAIN. (Quasimodo)
  • COCAINE KATES CAREER CEASES (^Stuii^)
  • A bnodle posing nylon fetish Bdolne sucks ccok lvloey (sam)
  • http://www.aber.org.uk/images/picnmix/dr-aber-fun.jpg (^Quasi^)
  • #ABER! FUCK YEAH! (^Stuii^)
  • Rain once again fails to teach residents of New Orleans the meaning of the term Flood Plain. (Wyrm)
  • LYNAM REPLACES WHITELEY *HORROR* ([Deev])
  • [Lambie] im completely shitfaced [Lambie] and yet, as always, my typing remains entirely and utterly flawless * Lambie munst hte msot rveotling chpis in the univrsee (Quasi)
  • [sam] i have a MAN DRILL [sam] FOR MAN DRILLING (Owf)
  • #ABER! FUCK YEAH! (^Stuii^)
  • NO, THERE IS NEW MAHARAHJAH (^Stuii^)
  • [sam] i have a MAN DRILL [sam] FOR MAN DRILLING [eppa] christ, this portion is big enough for 2 or 3 people (^Quasi^)
  • [sam] i have a MAN DRILL [sam] FOR MAN DRILLING [eppa] christ, this portion is big enough for 2 or 3 people [eppa] I need a lie down (^Stuii^)
  • EXCLUSIVE: THIS LIFETIME ONLY, THE #ABER INSANITY YEARS (^Quasi^)
  • EXCLUSIVE: THIS LIFETIME ONLY, THE #ABER INSANITY YEARS - YOURE ONLY INSANE IF YOU CALL IT LAWRENCE (^Quasi^)
  • [eppa] my female flatmate thinks Im safe cos Im going out with a friendly sheep (Wyrm)
  • [eppa] my female flatmate thinks Im safe cos Im going out with a friendly sheep [sam] so no spunk on the walls/carpets at least (Wyrm)
  • [eppa] my female flatmate thinksIm safe cos Im going out with a friendly sheep [sam] so no spunk on the walls/carpets at least [sam] ill get a bull and teach it to lick arse (Quasi)
  • [eppa] my female flatmate thinksIm safe cos Im going out with a friendly sheep [sam] so no spunk on the walls/carpets at least [sam] ill get a bull and teach it to lick arse (Quasi)
  • [eppa] my female flatmate thinks Im safe cos Im going out with a friendly sheep [sam] so no spunk on the walls/carpets at least [sam] ill get a bull and teach it to lick arse (Quasi)
  • [eppa] my female flatmate thinks Im safe cos Im going out with a friendly sheep [sam] so no spunk on the walls/carpets at least [sam] ill get a bull and teach it to lick arse [Owf] the pet cat does it here (Quasi)
  • [eppa] my female flatmate thinks Im safe cos Im going out with a friendly sheep [sam] so no spunk on the walls/carpets at least [sam] ill get a bull and teach it to lick arse [Owf] the pet cat does it here [Owf] dog ownership is also good (Quasi)
  • 10 get $car; 20 print get car$.driver.stereotype(); 30 print OLOLOLOL; 40 GOTO 10; (Quasi)
  • TONY BENN NEARLY DEAD (Lambie)
  • [sp0d] I am the Lumberjack (Quasi)
  • [sp0d] I am the Lumberjack [Quasi] me too (Blu)
  • [sp0d] I am the Lumberjack [Quasi] me too [sp0d] he puts on womens clothing and hangs around in bars (Blu)
  • [sp0d] I am the Lumberjack * Quasi says me too [sp0d] he puts on womens clothing and hangs around in bars (Blu)
  • [sp0d] I am the Lumberjack * Quasi too [sp0d] he puts on womens clothing and hangs around in bars (Blu)
  • [sp0d] I am the Lumberjack * Quasi too [sp0d] he puts on womens clothing and hangs around in bars [sp0d] I rape elves (Quasi)
  • [sp0d] I am the Lumberjack * Quasi too [sp0d] he puts on womens clothing and hangs around in bars [sp0d] I rape elves [sp0d] with my long blond hair (Quasi)
  • [sp0d] I am the Lumberjack * Quasi too [sp0d] he puts on womens clothing and hangs around in bars [sp0d] I rape elves [sp0d] with my long blond hairy end (Quasi)
  • [sp0d] I am the Lumberjack * Quasi too [sp0d] he puts on womens clothing and hangs around in bars [sp0d] I rape elves [sp0d] with my long blond hairy end [feek] grease them up (Quasi)
  • [sp0d] I am the Lumberjack * Quasi too [sp0d] he puts on womens clothing and hangs around in bars [sp0d] I rape elves [sp0d] with my long blond hairy end [feek] grease them up [feek] then stick it in (Quasi)
  • [sp0d] I am the Lumberjack * Quasi too [sp0d] he puts on womens clothing and hangs around in bars [sp0d] I rape elves [sp0d] with my long blond hairy end [feek] grease them up [feek] then stick it in [feek] rape that fat one (Quasi)
  • [sp0d] I am the Lumberjack * Quasi too [sp0d] he puts on womens clothing and hangs around in bars [sp0d] I rape elves [sp0d] with my long blond hairy end [feek] grease them up [feek] then stick it in [feek] rape that fat one [feek] cum on it (Quasi)
  • [sp0d] I am the Lumberjack * Quasi too [sp0d] he puts on womens clothing and hangs around in bars [sp0d] I rape elves [sp0d] with my long blond hairy end [feek] grease them up [feek] then stick it in [feek] rape that fat one [feek] cum on it [feek] fuck its nuts [feek] touch its pole (Quasi)
  • [sp0d] I am the Lumberjack * Quasi too [sp0d] he puts on womens clothing and hangs around in bars [sp0d] I rape elves [sp0d] with my long blond hairy end [feek] grease them up [feek] then stick it in [feek] rape that fat one [feek] cum on it [feek] fuck its nuts [feek] touch its pole * feek fucks it over t (^Quasi^)
  • [sp0d] I rape elves [sp0d] with my long blond hairy end [feek] grease them up [feek] then stick it in [feek] rape that fat one [feek] cum on it [feek] fuck its nuts [feek] touch its pole * feek fucks it over the english countryside (^Quasi^)
  • [sp0d] hopefully Blu wont scrollback to the blowjob comments earlier (Lambie)
  • [sp0d] hopefully Blu wont scrollback to the blowjob comments earlier [sp0d] Ive done men (^Quasi^)
  • [sp0d] hopefully Blu wont scrollback to the blowjob comments earlier (^Quasi^)
  • [Wyrm] which is frankly taking things a bit far. Yes, you do need to de-crud after an especially vile muddy ride, but a dose of grease, then much water rinsing then a re-lube is all that is needed. (^Stuii^)
  • [Wyrm] Yes, you do need to de-crud after an especially vile muddy ride, but a dose of grease, then much water rinsing then a re-lube is all that is needed. [Wyrm] the water bit is important, if you dont want to leave that new lube floating in cum afterwards (^Stuii^)
  • STUII TOWERS FOOKING ORRIBLE STATES OBESE CHAV SOW WITH CRACKED HEELS AND BOILS TO HER FAMILY OF EIGHT PLUS ON TRAIN, STUDY REVEALS. (^Quasi^)
  • George Best almost dead - again. (Wyrm)
  • [sp0d] the lack of ogg is only a problem if you have oggs [NLA/NLR (^Stuii^)
  • [sp0d] the lack of ogg is only a problem if you have oggs [NLA/NLR] (^Stuii^)
  • GEORGE BEST REALLY NEARLY DEAD THIS TIME (Lambie)
  • RONNIE BARKER DEAD (sam)
  • AND ITS GOODNIGHT FROM HIM. (^Stuii^)
  • [Owf] cars increase my penis by several orders of magnitude (^Quasi^)
  • [Owf] cars increase my penis by several orders of magnitude [Owf] top gear and men, too (^Quasi^)
  • For Wyrm: http://www.anothergeek.com/misc/avensis.jpg (Asan)
  • For Wyrm: http://www.anothergeek.com/misc/avensis.jpg - spot the four corrections (Asan)
  • For Wyrm: http://www.anothergeek.com/misc/avensis.jpg - spot the four corrections [wyrm] Nice try, but a failure nonetheless; you missed a correction. (Wyrm)
  • [^Stuii^] ive a good mind to do a dump on duct (Owf)
  • [^Stuii^] ive a good mind to do a dump on duct [^Stuii^] plus 100 minutes of wanking each week (Wyrm)
  • ERIC SYKES STILL ALIVE (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] sam Im better at sucking than letting you dump on me NLA/NLR (Wyrm)
  • The previous topic hit a new low in topic standards, even for Wyrm. (Wyrm)
  • * [Deev] has kicked eppa from #aber (Okay stop the puerile topic-baiting now) Deev Its putting me off my elves (QuasiWAR)
  • [sp0d] I wank myself to Deans Mancunt (sam)
  • [sp0d] I wank myself to Deans Mancunt * Wyrm is a homo too... (sam)
  • [sp0d] I wank myself to Deans Mancunt * Wyrm is a homo too... [Owf] give me sheep any day (sam)
  • NLA FAILURE (^Stuii^)
  • PC KENT STILL DEAD (Owf)
  • * feek rapes the missus [NLA/NLR] (sp0d)
  • [eppa] swiss tony has introduced me to the joys of soya man syrup (QuasiWAR)
  • [eppa] swiss tony has introduced me to the joys of man syrup (QuasiWAR)
  • [eppa] swiss tony has introduced me to the joys of man syrup [eppa] by rubbing it into my rump (QuasiWAR)
  • [eppa] swiss tony has introduced me to the joys of soya man syrup [eppa] by rubbing it into my rear (QuasiWAR)
  • [sp0d] I think that anyone who goes to aber should be visited by the men in white coats [NLA/NLR] (Quasi)
  • MERKEL WIN (^Stuii^)
  • WMDS STILL NOT FOUND, PUBLIC ATTENTION SPAN SHIFTS ELSEWHERE, EMPEROR TONY BREATHES EASIER. (Quasi)
  • [sam] i want to see a big old fat gay bumming another one (Quasi)
  • [sam] i want to see a big old fat gay bumming another one [sam] my bear will be here in 2 hours (Owf)
  • stin[sam] i want to see a big old fat gay bumming another one [sam] my bear will be here in 2 hours [sam] fisting ahoy (Quasi)
  • [sam] i want to see a big old fat gay bumming another one [sam] my bear will be here in 2 hours [sam] fisting ahoy [Wyrm] ram that quim hard (Quasi)
  • [sam] i want to see a big old fat gay bumming another one [sam] my bear will be here in 2 hours [sam] fisting ahoy [Wyrm] ram that quim hard [kerni] work up and down in me [kerni] hit the tonsils (Quasi)
  • [sam] i want to see a big old fat gay bumming another one [sam] my bear will be here in 2 hours [sam] fisting ahoy [Wyrm] ram that quim hard [kerni] work up and down in me [kerni] hit the tonsils [kerni] oh god yes (Owf)
  • [sam] i want to see a big old fat gay bumming another one [sam] my bear will be here in 2 hours [sam] fisting ahoy [Wyrm] ram that quim hard [kerni] work up and down in me [kerni] hit the tonsils [kerni] oh god yes [fodders] i need some anal (Lambie)
  • [sam] i want to see a big old fat gay bumming another one [sam] my bear will be here in 2 hours [sam] fisting ahoy [Wyrm] ram that quim hard [kerni] work up and down in me [kerni] hit the tonsils [kerni] oh god yes [fodders] i need some anal [Asan] i want a woman to do it to you (Quasi)
  • [sam] i want to see a big old fat gay bumming another one [sam] my bear will be here in 2 hours [sam] fisting ahoy [Wyrm] ram that quim hard [kerni] work up and down in me [kerni] hit the tonsils [kerni] oh god yes [fodders] i need some anal [Asan] i want a woman to do it to you [sam] i want a humpback lov (Quasi)
  • CRITICAL MASS (Quasi)
  • MALCOLM RIFKINDS CAREER DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] i like boys in drag (Quasi)
  • [eppa] i like boys in drag [eppa] disgused as goblins (Quasi)
  • [eppa] i like boys in drag [eppa] disguised as goblins (Quasi)
  • [eppa] i like boys in drag [eppa] disguised as goblins [eppa] I did anal with Bowie on the set (Quasi)
  • [eppa] i like boys in drag [eppa] disguised as goblins [eppa] i did anal with Bowie on the set (Quasi)
  • [eppa] i like boys in drag [eppa] disguised as goblins [eppa] I did anal with Bowie on the set [eppa] Andrea keeps threatening to take me there (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] i like boys in drag [eppa] disguised as goblins [eppa] I did anal with Bowie on the set [sausages] i would do ground control in the tin can (Quasi)
  • [eppa] i like boys in drag [eppa] disguised as goblins [eppa] I did anal with Bowie on the set [sausages] i would do ground control in the tin can [^Stuii^] id do that major tom far above the world, in his mancunt (Quasi)
  • [Owf] its about time I waxed my chest again [Owf] I dont think its been done for a year (^Stuii^)
  • [Owf] its about time I waxed my chest again [Owf] I dont think its been done for a year [^Stuii^] dribble that hot fluid down the crack of my arse, then peel it off (Quasi)
  • [Owf] its about time I waxed my chest again [Owf] I dont think its been done for a year [^Stuii^] dribble that hot fluid down the crack of my arse, then peel it off [sam] i love an arse stripped of hairs, makes the precum flow like niagra (Quasi)
  • [Owf] its about time I waxed my chest again [Owf] I dont think its been done for a year [^Stuii^] dribble that hot fluid down the crack of my arse, then peel it off [sam] i love an arse stripped of hairs, makes the precum flow like niagra (Quasi)
  • [Owf] its about time I waxed my chest again [Owf] I dont think its been done for a year [^Stuii^] dribble that hot fluid down the crack of my arse, then peel it off [sam] i love an arse stripped of hairs, makes the precum flow like niagra [eppa] put in me and fuck (sam)
  • [Owf] its about time I waxed my chest again [Owf] I dont think its been done for a year [^Stuii^] dribble that hot fluid down the crack of my arse, then peel it off [sam] i love an arse stripped of hairs, makes the precum flow like niagra [eppa] put it in me and fuck (sam)
  • [Owf] its about time I waxed my chest again [Owf] I dont think its been done for a year [^Stuii^] dribble that hot fluid down the crack of my arse, then peel it off [sam] i love an arse stripped of hairs, makes the precum flow like niagra [eppa] put it in me and fuck [eppa] I go to the posh tart in hulm (^Stuii^)
  • *MUSHROOM CLOUD* (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] you scratch my back and Ill suck you off (Quasi)
  • [Quasi] I wouldnt mind moving to africa and shooting coons [^Stuii^] i hate coons (sam)
  • [Quasi] I wouldnt mind moving to africa and shooting coons [^Stuii^] i hate coons [^Stuii^] if you dont you must be a terrorist (Quasi)
  • [Quasi] I wouldnt mind moving to africa and shooting coons [^Stuii^] i hate coons [^Stuii^] if you dont you must be a terrorist [sp0d] wops and christians [sp0d] hate them all (Quasi)
  • [Quasi] I wouldnt mind moving to africa and shooting coons [^Stuii^] i hate coons [^Stuii^] if you dont you must be a terrorist [sp0d] wops and christians [sp0d] hate them all Deev I hate the gooks (Quasi)
  • [Quasi] I wouldnt mind moving to africa and shooting coons [^Stuii^] i hate coons [^Stuii^] if you dont you must be a terrorist [sp0d] wops and christians [sp0d] hate them all Deev I hate the gooks [Owf] spics, coons, indians, french, hate them all (Quasi)
  • [Quasi] I wouldnt mind moving to africa and shooting coons [^Stuii^] i hate coons [^Stuii^] if you dont you must be a terrorist [sp0d] wops and christians [sp0d] hate them all Deev I hate the gooks [Owf] spics, coons, indians, french, hate them all [Owf] they keep having babies too (Quasi)
  • [Quasi] I wouldnt mind moving to africa and shooting coons [^Stuii^] i hate coons [^Stuii^] if you dont you must be a terrorist Deev I hate the gooks [Owf] spics, coons, indians, french, hate them all [Owf] they keep having babies too [Owf] (Quasi)
  • [Quasi] I wouldnt mind moving to africa and shooting coons [^Stuii^] i hate coons [^Stuii^] if you dont you must be a terrorist Deev I hate the gooks [Owf] spics, coons, indians, french, hate them all [Owf] they keep having babies too [Owf] theyre all mine, too (Quasi)
  • [Quasi] I wouldnt mind moving to africa and shooting coons [^Stuii^] i hate coons [^Stuii^] if you dont you must be a terrorist Deev I hate the gooks [Owf] spics, coons, indians, french, hate them all [Owf] they keep having babies [Owf] theyre all mine, too (Quasi)
  • [Quasi] I wouldnt mind moving to africa and shooting coons [^Stuii^] i hate coons [^Stuii^] if you dont you must be a terrorist Deev I hate the gooks [Owf] spics, coons, indians, french, hate them all [Owf] they keep having babies [Owf] theyre all mine, too [^Stuii^] i love coonsex (sam)
  • ENGLAND FAIL TO FAIL *shocker* - In other news, Wales are still shit *unshocker* (Asan)
  • AVIAN FLU HITS TURKEY. MILLIONS DEAD. (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] I fancy a hot SAUSAGE in me (^Quasi^)
  • [eppa] I fancy a hot SAUSAGE in me [sp0d] stuff that shit in my arse (^Quasi^)
  • [ArrStuii] quasi made me lactate everywhere (^Quasi^)
  • [ArrStuii] quasi made me lactate everywhere [Lambie] milk that breast (^Quasi^)
  • [ArrStuii] quasi made me lactate everywhere [Lambie] milk that breast [ArrStuii] its all over my chest (^Quasi^)
  • [ArrStuii] quasi made me lactate everywhere [Lambie] milk that breast [ArrStuii] its all over my chest [Owf] let me sup the cheesy fluids (^Quasi^)
  • [ArrStuii] quasi made me lactate everywhere [Lambie] milk that breast [ArrStuii] its all over my chest [Owf] let me sup the cheesy fluids [spoddles] amazing how it congeals so fast (^Quasi^)
  • [ArrStuii] quasi made me lactate everywhere [Lambie] milk that breast [ArrStuii] its all over my chest [Owf] let me sup the cheesy fluids [spoddles] amazing how it congeals so fast [spoddles] it spreads quite thick on toast (^Quasi^)
  • [ArrStuii] quasi made me lactate everywhere [Lambie] milk that breast [ArrStuii] its all over my chest [Owf] let me sup the cheesy fluids [spoddles] amazing how it congeals so fast [spoddles] it spreads quite thick on toast [sam_] an anus is my bag (Owf)
  • [ArrStuii] i had a churchman today, no inhibitions at all (^Quasi^)
  • [ArrStuii] i had a churchman today, no inhibitions at all [ArrStuii] i spanked him until mass (^Quasi^)
  • [ArrStuii] i had a churchman today, no inhibitions at all [ArrStuii] i spanked him until mass [Blu] i prefer nuns myself (^Quasi^)
  • [ArrStuii] i had a churchman today, no inhibitions at all [ArrStuii] i spanked him until mass [Blu] i prefer nuns myself [feek] i would do a nun in the face (^Quasi^)
  • * Lambie pokes some wesley cunt [Blu] in my minge (ArrStuii)
  • [Asan] I NEED A HOT MANQUIM (^Quasi^)
  • [Asan] I NEED A HOT MANQUIM [Asan] i could drug someone and have theirs [Asan] spectres would be fine (^Quasi^)
  • [sam] good weekend chaps [sam] mine was good shit [sam] one of my mates ended up boning me (^Quasi^)
  • [sam] good weekend chaps [sam] mine was good shit [sam] one of my mates ended up boning me Deev a half pint then his arse was mine (^Quasi^)
  • [sam] good weekend chaps [sam] mine was good shit [sam] one of my mates ended up boning me Deev a half pint then his arse was mine Deev I remember having eppa once too (^Quasi^)
  • [Wyrm] open your asses and shit in my face (sam)
  • [Wyrm] open your asses and shit in my face [Blu] ogle at my ass [Blu] I comb its hair [Blu] rape me (sam)
  • [Wyrm] open your asses and shit in my face [Blu] ogle at my ass [Blu] I comb its hair [Blu] rape me (sam)
  • [^Stuii^] I had an expensive whore last night, she treated me well [Wyrm] i think youll find that was me (^Quasi^)
  • [^Stuii^] I had an expensive whore last night, she treated me well [Wyrm] i think youll find that was me [Wyrm] at very reasonable prices too, for the filth you made me do (^Quasi^)
  • [^Stuii^] I had an expensive whore last night, she treated me well [Wyrm] i think youll find that was me [Wyrm] at very reasonable prices too, for the filth you made me do [Wyrm] Stuii degraded me, i am so ashamed (^Quasi^)
  • [^Stuii^] I had an expensive whore last night, she treated me well [Wyrm] i think youll find that was me [Wyrm] at very reasonable prices too, for the filth you made me do [Wyrm] Stuii degraded me, i am so ashamed [Wyrm] he scrubbed my anus until it bled (^Quasi^)
  • [^Quasi^] Ive oiled my big tool [eppa] I need a good oiling [^Quasi^] I need oiling and grinding (^Stuii^)
  • [Wyrm] speaking as a biologist with several years experience in the psychology (such as it is) of low-intelligence animals like insects, nematode parasites, i need a hot manquim (^Quasi^)
  • [Wyrm] i discovered over the summer that i am in fact a woman, with a hankering for a hot cock (^Quasi^)
  • [Wyrm] i discovered over the summer that i am in fact a woman, with a hankering for a hot cock * Wyrm prefers to take it anally, as she is that sort of girl (^Quasi^)
  • [Wyrm] i discovered over the summer that i am in fact a woman, with a hankering for a hot cock * Wyrm prefers to take it anally, as she is that sort of girl (^Quasi^)
  • [Wyrm] i discovered over the summer that i am in fact a woman, with a hankering for a hot cock * Wyrm prefers to take it anally, as she is that sort of girl [Wyrm] grease me up and pop it in (^Quasi^)
  • [^Quasi^] I have a fucking huge boner, thatll keep me going over the weekend (^Stuii^)
  • #ABER! FUCK YEAH! (^Stuii^)
  • NEW FORMULATION VlG-RX Intense Testosterone Formulation Buy Direct From the Manufacturer Here Maximum Discount - Quickest DeIivery - Freshest Product (^Stuii^)
  •  ??????????? ???????? (^Stuii^)
  • http://www.spamradio.com/ (Wyrm)
  • REBEL BASE IN RANGE (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] 15 year old girls are fair game (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] 15 year old girls are fair game [eppa] that 15 year old model that got killed after a night out on the piss was pretty hot (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] 15 year old girls are fair game [eppa] that 15 year old model that i pissed on was pretty hot (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] 15 year old girls are fair game [eppa] that 15 year old model that i pissed on was pretty hot (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] 15 year old girls are fair game [eppa] that 15 year old model that i pissed on was pretty hot [eppa] our shit became really shiny and slick (^Stuii^)
  • [sausages] I was interviewing some interns today [sausages] i took them in the chamber (^Quasi^)
  • SADDAM TRIAL LAWYER DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] i buggered stuii whilst wearing high heels and makeup (^Quasi^)
  • [eppa] i buggered stuii whilst wearing high heels and makeup [eppa] even is he is a fat bastard (^Quasi^)
  • [eppa] i buggered stuii whilst wearing high heels and makeup (^Quasi^)
  • [eppa] i buggered stuii whilst wearing high heels and makeup [eppa] even if he is all lard (^Quasi^)
  • [eppa] i buggered stuii whilst wearing high heels and makeup [eppa] even if he is all lard [Wyrm] I liked gripping the flabby lovehandles too (^Quasi^)
  • [eppa] i buggered stuii whilst wearing high heels and makeup [eppa] even if he is all lard [Wyrm] I liked gripping the flabby lovehandles too [Wyrm] as I eased into his seeping quim (^Quasi^)
  • THIS PARROT IS DEAD, IT HAS CEASED TO BE (after it caught bird flu), state defra (Asan)
  • BIRMINGHAM HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DESTROYED (ArrStuii)
  • [ArrStuii] i drank three pints of beer, a whole bottle of wine, and four double whiskeys last night and I got off with scott (^Quasi^)
  • Deev i give blowjobs to horny sailors when they want me to. the scurvy is no fun. (^Quasi^)
  • NO BLACKS, GAYS, WOGS, GOOKS, NIPS, SPAZZES, MONGS, GYPS OR WOPS (sam)
  • NO BLACKS, GAYS, WOGS, GOOKS, NIPS, SPAZZES, MONGS, GYPS, TOWELHEADS, WELSH OR WOPS (sam)
  • WHITE MIDDLE CLASS MEN ONLY (^Stuii^)
  • * Feek pokes stuii with an oiled pole (^Quasi^)
  • * Feek pokes stuii with an oiled pole [^Stuii^] make sweet love to me, boy (^Quasi^)
  • * Feek pokes stuii with an oiled pole [^Stuii^] make sweet love to me, boy [Feek] work my bell end (^Quasi^)
  • * Feek pokes stuii with an oiled pole [^Stuii^] make sweet love to me, boy [Feek] work my bell end [wispy] i am new, and need to be taught the ways of the bumsex (^Quasi^)
  • ZOMG new webshite AHAHAH http://www.aber.org.uk/ L@@k homopage LOL! (ArrStuii)
  • HO HO HO, GREEN GIANT �DEAD� (eppa)
  • GEORGE BEST NEARLY DEAD AGAIN (^Stuii^)
  • ZERO TOLERANCE (^Quasi^)
  • [eppa] I want to have sex with as many men as possible (^Quasi^)
  • [eppa] I want hot sex with as many men as possible (^Quasi^)
  • [eppa] I want hot sex with as many men as possible [Owf] you can take me over a desk (^Quasi^)
  • [eppa] I want hot sex with as many men as possible [Owf] you can take me over a desk [eppa] gnurgh, buggered my mother too (^Quasi^)
  • ZERO TOLERANCE. ZERO. (Quasi)
  • EPPA CHOPPED OFF SORE KNOB HILIARIUM (^Stuii^)
  • [Saarlax] log_current 188777: [17:29] [^Stuii^] christ Im sweating like a paedophile in a playground or a liberal democrat at a Berlin bootcamp [20% match] [8 matches] (Quasi)
  • GAZ CRUSH IN PROGRESS (ArrStuii)
  • GAZ CRUSH COMPLETE (ArrStuii)
  • MAN-AT-ARMS KILLED IN SOUTH CENTRAL LOS ANGELES (ArrStuii)
  • CRUSH ([Deev])
  • URG (Quasi)
  • [sausages] Ive often found that a good hard spanking followed by a bath in warm spit gets me lactating like a horny dairy cow. At this point, I invite young choirboys to thrash me with a long cane whilst singing La Marseillaise. (QuasiWAR)
  • DAVID BLUNKETTS CAREER DEAD AGAIN (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] I hate blacks (^Stuii^)
  • BLUNKETT (career) DEAD ([Deev])
  • [Owf] i need to have my bumhole stretched by a monster cock, eppa, get the strapon (Quasi)
  • [Owf] i need to have my bumhole stretched by a monster cock, eppa, get the strapon [eppa] I HAVE THE COCK (sam)
  • [Owf] i need to have my bumhole stretched by a monster cock, eppa, get the strapon [eppa] I HAVE THE COCK [eppa] Im more active now than Ive ever been (^Stuii^)
  • [Owf] i need to have my bumhole stretched by a monster cock, eppa, get the strapon [eppa] I HAVE THE COCK [eppa] Im more active now than Ive ever been [eppa] men say things during sex that really put me off tho [eppa] just got to fuck her like a man (Wyrm)
  • STUII BALD, FAT, AND NOW ALSO OLD. (sam)
  • WEVE SEEN THE ARTICLE ABOUT THE RACIST POLICE CARTOON. SO KEEP THE FUCK UP. (^Stuii^)
  • WEVE SEEN THE ARTICLE ABOUT THE RACIST POLICE CARTOON. SO KEEP THE FUCK UP. | NO WOGS (sam)
  • WEVE SEEN THE ARTICLE ABOUT THE RACIST POLICE CARTOON. SO KEEP THE FUCK UP. | NO WOGS OR SPAKIS (^Quasi^)
  • ENGLISH ONLY. NO WOMEN. (^Stuii^)
  • HELP THE AGED - DONATIONS TO SB FORD, RHYDIO LTD., YORK HOUSE, YORK STREET, MANCHESTER (^Quasi^)
  • STUII OLD CUNT STATUS CONFIRMED ([Deev])
  • OLD CUNT-O-METER: [Owf||||||||Lambie||||||||Stuii|-------Deev] (^Stuii^)
  • OLD CUNT-O-METER: [WYRM||||QUEEN VICTORIA|||||BRUCE FORSYTH|||||Owf|||||Lambie|||||Stuii|----Deev] (QuasiWAR)
  • OLD CUNT-O-METER: [WYRM||||QUEEN VICTORIA|||||BRUCE FORSYTH|||||Owf|||||Lambie|||||Stuii|----Deev--------------------------------------------------wispy] (^Stuii^)
  • OLD CUNT-O-METER: [WYRM|||||||||||||||||||||||||||SOLAR SYSTEM||||QUEEN VICTORIA|||||BRUCE FORSYTH|||||Owf|||||Lambie|||||Stuii|----Deev--------------------------------------------------wispy] (QuasiWAR)
  • OLD CUNT-O-METER: [Owf||||||||Lambie||||||||Stuii|-------Deev] (^Stuii^)
  • [wispy] I empty my load into whores (sam)
  • [wispy] I empty my load into whores [wispy] queer man-slags (sam)
  • [wispy] I empty my load into whores [wispy] queer man-slags [wispy] i rape them (sam)
  • [eppa] I have been violating Indian anus for ages [eppa] hindus are great (QuasiWAR)
  • [eppa] I have been violating Indian anus for ages [eppa] hindus are great [Wyrm] i take them close to the festival of light, when theyre fiestier (QuasiWAR)
  • [eppa] I have been violating Indian anus for ages [eppa] hindus are great [Wyrm] i take them close to the festival of light, when theyre fiestier [Wyrm] all trussed with tinsel [Wyrm] they cant wiggle out of it (QuasiWAR)
  • SHINYFAIL IMMINENT ([Deev])
  • SHINYFAIL IMMINENT - PROPOSING [||||||||----] ([Deev])
  • SHINYFAIL IMMINENT - PROPOSING [||||||||----] CLICK OK FOR 2.4 KIDS [OK] [RETRY] (QuasiWAR)
  • SHINY CHECKLIST: [X] FAMILY CAR, [X] MORTGAGE, [ ] WIFE, [ ] KIDS (ArrStuii)
  • SHINY CHECKLIST: [X] FAMILY CAR, [X] MORTGAGE, [ ] WIFE, [ ] KIDS, [ ] SHED (ArrStuii)
  • SHINY CHECKLIST: [X] FAMILY CAR, [X] MORTGAGE, [ ] WIFE, [ ] KIDS, [ ] SHED, [ ] TRAIN SET (Quasi)
  • SHINY CHECKLIST: [X] FAMILY CAR, [X] MORTGAGE, [ X] WIFE, [ ] KIDS, [ X] SHED, [ ] TRAIN SET (sam)
  • SHINY CHECKLIST: [X] FAMILY CAR, [X] MORTGAGE, [X] WIFE [PENDING], [ ] KIDS, [X] SHED, [ ] TRAIN SET (Lambie)
  • PORTSMOUTH ABANDONED (^Stuii^)
  • PLYMOUTH ABANDONED (Quasi)
  • [Deev] Ive just had my arse raped by a bent salesman (Owf)
  • [Deev] Ive just had my arse raped by a bent salesman Deev all the way (^Stuii^)
  • NO BLACKS (^Quasi^)
  • NO BEING BORED (sam)
  • [Wyrm] i fancy some light relief [Wyrm] by sniffing pants (^Stuii^)
  • [Wyrm] i fancy some light relief [Wyrm] by sniffing pants [Wyrm] reminds me of James Cracknell [Wyrm] and his anal area (^Stuii^)
  • [fodders] deev- if you ever cross my path down here i shall fuck you hard (Owf)
  • MPs OUT OF TOUCH, claims Bliar, in trueshocker mirthfest (Quasimodo)
  • NOF (^Stuii^)
  • [Feek] raging hard all day today [Feek] trying to calm down (^Stuii^)
  • [Feek] deev you fucking spicker [Feek] get your arse down here [Feek] so i can rape it after 8 pints of bishops finger (NLA/NLR) ([Deev])
  • ICH LIEBE VOX POPULI! (^Stuii^)
  • feek i am going to sleep with my man twins tomorrow (Lambie)
  • [feek] i am going to sleep with my man twins tomorrow (Lambie)
  • [feek] i am going to sleep with my man twins tomorrow * feek ponders servicing a fat man (^Quasi^)
  • [feek] i am going to sleep with my man twins tomorrow * feek ponders servicing a fat man [feek] i shall rent that whore stuii (^Quasi^)
  • [feek] i am going to sleep with my man twins tomorrow * feek ponders servicing a fat man [feek] i shall rent that whore stuii [feek] 100 quid to milk his old teets (^Quasi^)
  • [feek] i am going to sleep with my man twins tomorrow * feek ponders servicing a fat man [feek] i shall rent that whore stuii [feek] 100 quid to milk his old teats (^Quasi^)
  • [feek] i am going to sleep with my man twins tomorrow * feek ponders servicing a fat man [feek] i shall rent that whore stuii [feek] 100 quid to milk his old teats [Asan] stuii squeals if you tug too hard (^Quasi^)
  • EPPA FEMALE, CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE SUGGESTS (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] these arent those sort of tights [eppa] theyre just tight stretchy leggings [eppa] with strategic padding (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] these arent those sort of tights [eppa] theyre just tight stretchy leggings [eppa] with strategic padding [eppa] these tights make me look well hot (^Stuii^)
  • if (!foreign && !gay) { welcome(); } else { fuckoff(); } (^Stuii^)
  • #ABER - A SAFE HAVEN FOR STEREOTYPES (^Stuii^)
  • [Owf] I drive around in a crap daewoo matiz [Owf] called Rupert [Owf] its a heap of crap [Owf] but it can even outaccelerate a ferrari 360, honest (Wyrm)
  • [Owf] I drive around in a crap daewoo matiz [Owf] called Rupert [Owf] its a heap of crap [Owf] but it can even outaccelerate a ferrari 360, honest [Wyrm] i so want bumsex in that (Owf)
  • GEORGE BEST DEAD (nearly) (again) (sam)
  • [Blu] i prefer a double dick [^Stuii^] doubles are too big [Blu] i bite the nougat stuff off first (^Stuii^)
  • [Saarlax] sp0d isnt an expert on being thrown from an airlock, at least not yet. (^Stuii^)
  • BOB CAROLGEES DEAD ([Deev])
  • 3 DAYS UNTIL POBICA RESCINDMENT HEARING (^Stuii^)
  • * feek hugs his new man (^Quasi^)
  • OFFICE OF THE BUSINESS UTILITY MANAGER. (^Quasi^)
  • LOCK INS DEAD ([Deev])
  • LOCK INS DEAD; George (Wyrm)
  • LOCK INS DEAD; George Best STILL NOT DEAD (Wyrm)
  • POBICA RESCINDMENT HEARING IN 21 HOURS �AND COUNTING� (^Stuii^)
  • GEORGE BEST ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE THIS TIME (^Stuii^)
  • GEORGE BEST DEATH TIME SWEEPSTAKE. BET NOW! ([Deev])
  • GEORGE BEST DYING [|||||||||||||||||||||||-] (^Stuii^)
  • GEORGE BEST DYING [|||||||||||||||||||||||-] 99.994357% (^Stuii^)
  • POBICA RESCINDMENT HEARING WILL COMMENCE SHORTLY (^Stuii^)
  • GEORGE BEST DEAD ACTUALLY AT FUCKING LAST ([Deev])
  • NOTHING INTERESTING HAPPENED TO GEORGE BEST TODAY. THE IS NO GEORGE BEST. WE DO NOT SPEAK OF GEORGE BEST. (Quasi)
  • NOTHING INTERESTING HAPPENED TO GEORGE BEST TODAY. THERE IS NO GEORGE BEST. WE DO NOT SPEAK OF GEORGE BEST. (Quasi)
  • GEORGE BEST DYING [||||||||||||] 100% (^Stuii^)
  • GEORGE BEST FINALLY DEAD (Wyrm)
  • MR MYAGI DEAD (sam)
  • MR MIYAGI DEAD (sam)
  • POBICA RESCINDMENT HEARING POSTPONED UNTIL MONDAY *DOOM* (^Stuii^)
  • GEORGE BEST DEAD (Blu)
  • HAVING NO WILLPOWER AND ONLY TWO LIVERS MAY BE HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH, GEORGE BESTS EXECUTOR EXPECTED TO STATE. (Quasi)
  • (ArrStuii)
  • BEST MAINTAINS DEAD STATUS, SON CONNOR AND DOCTORS CONIRM (ArrStuii)
  • BEST MAINTAINS DEAD STATUS, SON CONNOR AND DOCTORS CONFIRM (ArrStuii)
  • [feek] because i want to score primary school kids (Quasi)
  • [feek] i want to score primary school kids (Quasi)
  • [feek] i want to score primary school kids [feek] i shall shaft sheep side ways with a bottle of stella (Quasi)
  • RICHARD BURNS DEAD *trueshocker* (Asan)
  • [eppa] Ive fucked and wanked my calf (^Stuii^)
  • ALL OF BRITAIN BURIED IN 6 FEET OF SNOW, ZOMBIES WALK THE STREETS, advise Met Office (^Quasi^)
  • ALL OF BRITAIN BURIED IN 6 FEET OF SNOW, ZOMBIES WALK THE STREETS, advise Met Office | $CELEBRITY DEAD (sam)
  • Prevention of Broadband in Crewe Act 1999 RESCINDED (^Stuii^)
  • ONLY 777,600 SHOPPING SECOND LEFT UNTIL CHRISTMAS! (ArrStuii)
  • ONLY 777,600 SHOPPING SECONDS LEFT UNTIL CHRISTMAS! (ArrStuii)
  • ONLY 745,200 SHOPPING SECONDS LEFT UNTIL CHRISTMAS! (ArrStuii)
  • [Burt] I feel shrink [Quasi] I DEMAND HIS ARSE (Lambie)
  • [Burt] I feel shrink [Quasi] I DEMAND HIS ARSE [sam] lube up the arse (^Stuii^)
  • 19 days, 11 Hours, 12 minutes, 49 shopping seconds left till christmas w@w (sam)
  • 19 days, 11 Hours, 12 minutes, 49 shopping seconds left until non-specific generic impartial secular winter holiday/festival (^Stuii^)
  • ARISE, SIR TEL (^Stuii^)
  • Stuii to be featured on DIY Disasters ( http://www.stuii.co.uk/post/1083 ) (Wyrm)
  • DAVID THINGY WOTSIT ELECTED TORY LEADER (ArrStuii)
  • Thatcher nearly dead (sausages)
  • MARGARET THATCHER STILL NOT DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • YES, JOHN LENNON STILL DEAD AFTER 25 YEARS, BOO FUCKING HOO (^Stuii^)
  • Please your wife all night long. Use Soft Cialis. (sam)
  • [Photon] youre welcome to me, though I cant cope with anything that big (ArrStuii)
  • RICHARD PRYOR DEAD (Asan)
  • WHOLE OF HERTFORDSHIRE ABLAZE. IT MUST BE TERRORISM. (ArrStuii)
  • HEMEL HEMPSTEAD COMPLETELY DESTROYED. NATIONWIDE CRISIS BANDWAGONNING ALERT. (^Stuii^)
  • NO BLACKS, WOPS, GOOKS, NIPS, COONS, GAYS, STRAIGHTS, FRENCH, DAYGOS, PAKIS, POLISH, MEN, BLIKS, SPACKS, MONGS, OR WELSH (sam)
  • NO BLACKS, WOPS, GOOKS, NIPS, COONS, GAYS, STRAIGHTS, FRENCH, DAYGOS, PAKIS, POLISH, MEN, BLIKS, SPACKS, MONGS, SPAZZES OR WELSH (sam)
  • HEMEL STILL BURNING. REPORTS THAT THE FIRE HAS INTENSIFIED SINCE THE VISIT AND SUBSEQUENT DISAPPEARANCE OF TWO JAGS PRESCOTT ARE UNCONFIRMED. (Asan)
  • MURDEROUS GANG BOSS EXECUTED. BUT HE WAS A COOL MAN, MAN. (sam)
  • SELF-DESTRUCTING TEXT MESSAGES W@W!!1!221! | OR JUST FUCKING PRESS DELETE (sam)
  • It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument (sam)
  • ONLY 324,000 SHOPPING SECONDS UNTIL W@W CHRISTMAS (ArrStuii)
  • ONLY 324,000 SHOPPING SECONDS UNTIL W@W CHRISTMAS - PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE BUY SOMETHING, OUR SHAREHOLDERS ARE STARVING! (Asan)
  • ONLY 324,000 SHOPPING SECONDS UNTIL W@W CHRISTMAS - PLEASE BUY SOME ?15 STOCKING FILLERS NOW! (ArrStuii)
  • SNOT (Quasi)
  • SIR TREV CAREER DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • ES GOOD, INSIST THE SHAMEN (^Stuii^)
  • MAN HOLDS CHICKEN IN AIR, STUFFS DECKCHAIR UP NOSE, BUYS JUMBO JET, BURIES CLOTHES *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
  • WEST WING LEO DEAD (VirtualStuii)
  • Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. (ArrStuii)
  • ONLY 12,052,800 SHOPPING SECONDS UNTIL CHRISTMAS 2006! (ArrStuii)
  • BLOODY $MANUFACTURER DRIVERS! $MY_CAR ] $THEIR_CAR!! (^Stuii^)
  • [^Stuii^ i pour boiling water over my wang [^Stuii^] hot helmet! (sam)
  • UNWINS DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • NO HIPPIES (^Stuii^)
  • [sam] Stuii is a fat balding gay cunt [^Stuii^] Im attracted to sam (sam)
  • ITS STILL NOT CHRISTMAS YET. GET BACK TO WORK. (^Stuii^)
  • GMAIL DEAD AHAHAHAHHAAA (sam)
  • STILL NOT CHRISTMAS. STILL A NORMAL, WORKING BUSINESS DAY. BACK TO WORK PLEASE. (^Stuii^)
  • ONLY 540 SHOPPING MINUTES BEFORE CHRISTMAS (PLEASE NOTE THAT ITS STILL NOT CHRISTMAS YET) (^Stuii^)
  • MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YOU CUNTS (sam)
  • 0 SHOPPING SECONDS LEFT UNTIL CHRISTMAS OMG LOL ZOMG ERK (VirtualStuii)
  • NATION GRIPPED BY DILEMNA OVER WHAT TO OMG AND BLUB OVER - CHRISTMAS OR TSUNAMI ANNIVERSARY. TESSA JOWELLS FACE MELTS. (VirtualStuii)
  • NATION GRIPPED BY DILEMMA OVER WHAT TO OMG AND BLUB OVER - CHRISTMAS OR TSUNAMI ANNIVERSARY. TESSA JOWELLS FACE MELTS. (sam)
  • #ABER WRITHES IN GOOD CHEER HELL (Scroogii)
  • RIGHT THATS IT. CHRISTMAS IS OVER. GET BACK TO WORK. ([Deev])
  • NEW LABOUR MANDATED TSUNAMI SILENCES AT 11.00 AM (3 MINUTES), 3.00 PM (2 MINUTES), THEN 12.00 PM ON TUESDAY (2 MINUTES), THEN 12.00 PM ON JAN 1ST (15 MINUTES). NON-COMPLIANCE WILL RESULT IN AN ANTI-SOCIALIST BEHAVIOUR ORDER (Scroogii)
  • KERRY PACKER DEAD (Scroogii)
  • NO SNOW HYAAH (Scroogii)
  • MARGARET THATCHER DEAD (sam)
  • MARGARET THATCHER STILL NOT DEAD (Scroogii)
  • #ABER DEAD ([Deev])
  • SHINY REVEALED TO NOT BE A NIGGER (Scroogii)
  • I AM A ZULU INSISTS OPRAH (Scroogii)
  • 2006 HAS BEEN POSTPONED. IN ITS PLACE, WE WILL BE SHOWING A REPEAT OF 1978. (Owf)
  • 2006 HAS BEEN POSTPONED. IN ITS PLACE, WE WILL BE SHOWING A REPEAT OF 1978. (Owf)
  • 2006 HAS BEEN POSTPONED. IN ITS PLACE, WE WILL BE SHOWING A REPEAT OF 1978. ADVERTS COURTESY OF CADBURYS CREME EGGS. (Owf)

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