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These are all the channel topics from 2006, from start to finish.

PREPARE TO WORK. (Scroogii)
BACK TO WORK. No slacking. ([Deev])
You think you need a crane to lift your dick? You have many deals to be doneViagra Pro Cialis (sam)
ARIEL SHARON NEARLY DEAD (Lambie)
ARIEL SHARON NEARLY DEAD | SHARON OSBOURNE ALIVE | SHARON WATTS STILL FICTIONAL (sam)
ARIEL SHARON NEARLY DEAD | SHARON OSBOURNE ALIVE | SHARON WATTS STILL FICTIONAL | SHARON CARTER, FROM STUIIS PRIMARY SCHOOL, PROBABLY STILL VERY UGLY (^Stuii^)
ARIEL SHARON NEARLY DEAD | SHARON OSBOURNE ALIVE | SHARON WATTS STILL FICTIONAL | SHARON CARTER, FROM STUIIS PRIMARY SCHOOL, PROBABLY STILL VERY UGLY | LABOURS MERLYN-REES DEFINITELY DEAD (Wyrm)
[eppa] my dad is a queer (sam)
As a matter of fact I havent had a drink for the last two months. oh, and I resign states Kennedy (sausages)
The previous topic was inaccurate and misleading. Topics should either be 100% correct or slanderously wrong. (ArrStuii)
[sausages] I took fran up the arse in the parliament chamber (Lambie)
BAN GAYS, BLACKS, JEWS, NIGS, NOGS, WOPS, GOOKS, NIPS, JAPS, CHINKS, SPICS, COONS, SPAZZES, SPACKERS, AND BLACKS (sam)
[sausages] kennedy due to resign [sausages] I shall be putting my name forward [sausages] im leader with immediate effect (Blu)
TONY BANKS DEAD (VirtualStuii)
FOUR CYCLISTS DEAD O/ (VirtualStuii)
GOLDEN WONDER DEAD ([Deev])
Bird Flu nearly here (sausages)
Intensify the quality of your penis work with Viagra Pro | Wonder your lady with your instrument | Girl in shining nylon (sam)
BIG PANT TREKKING (^Stuii^)
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/aber/american_dad/ (sam)
Large fire in Prestwich, north Manchester. Collapse of civilisation imminent. (Wyrm)
RUTH KELLY CAREER DEATHCLOCK 1 HOUR 45 MINUTES AND COUNTING (^Stuii^)
RUTH KELLY IS ABOUT TO DIE (Lambie)
RUTH KELLY NOT DEAD *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[feek] got a good face fucking today (^Stuii^)
[feek] got a good face fucking today [eppa] suck my semi-member (Owf)
[Lambie] i trade pretty schoolboys with stuii (^Stuii^)
[Lambie] i trade pretty schoolboys with stuii [eppa] I rape schoolboys (sam)
[Lambie] i trade pretty schoolboys with stuii (^Stuii^)
CHOOSE YOUR DOOM: [ ] BIRD FLU [ ] IRANIAN NUKES [OK] (ArrStuii)
[Wyrm] i administer beatings to students (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] i administer beatings to students * Wyrm delivers lashes (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] i administer beatings to students * Wyrm delivers the lashes (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] i administer beatings to students * Wyrm delivers the lashes [Wyrm] such tiny arses on the girls (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] i administer beatings to students * Wyrm delivers the lashes [Wyrm] such tiny arses on the girls [Wyrm] I hardly ever get turned on these days (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] i administer beatings to students * Wyrm delivers the lashes [Wyrm] such tiny arses on the girls [Wyrm] I hardly ever get turned on these days [Wyrm] a little butt rape is cool (sam)
WE DIDNT BURN HIM (^Stuii^)
BAN EBAY (sam)
WHALE DEAD ([Deev])
WHALE DEAD | Oaten admits rent boy error (sausages)
WHALE DEAD | Oaten admits rent boy error | BIRD FLU IN FRANCE. BRACE FOR DOOM. (Lambie)
WHALE DEAD | Oaten admits rent boy error | BIRD FLU IN FRANCE. BRACE FOR DOOM. | o/ http://www.simongrowcott.com/poke-her/20060124bigwin.jpg o/ (Lambie)
[Wyrm] Owf: not easy, nobbing a horse properly. Best to get the jockey to unobtrusively do it (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] Owf: not easy, nobbing a horse properly. Best to get the jockey to unobtrusively do it [Wyrm] It is almost impossible to pork a horse [Wyrm] You need industrial amounts of methamphetamine to get the buggers moving consistenly (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] Owf: not easy, nobbing a horse properly. Best to get the jockey to unobtrusively do it [Wyrm] It is almost impossible to pork a horse [Wyrm] You need industrial amounts of methamphetamine to get the buggers moving consistenly [^Stuii^] I have in excess of 25k wanks every day (Owf)
OMG! ONLY 11 SHOPPING MONTHS UNTIL CHRISTMAS! (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: IT COULD BE YOU ON NEXT: BUT IT PROBABLY WONT ([Deev])
MOST OF DON PABLOS ANIMALS DEAD (^Stuii^)
HAMS WIN �MAJORITY� IN PALESTINIAN ELECTIONS - ON NEXT: WAR (Quasi)
HAMAS WIN MAJORITY IN PALESTINIAN ELECTIONS - ON NEXT: WAR (QuasiWAR)
NO WOMEN OR BLACKS | KEINE FRAUEN ODER SCHWARZEN | AUCUNS FEMMES OU NOIRS | NINGUNAS MUJERES O NEGROS | NESSUN DONNE O NERI (StuiiWAR)
You dream of rivers of sperm, of penis enormous and firm, (sam)
66 PIGEON ENTHUSIASTS DIE IN POLAND ROOF COLAPSE. CHRIS MORRIS ASKED TO STOP SUBMITTING NEWS REPORTS. (ArrStuii)
She told me to go get some more and when I came back, she was sitting on the stool with another guys cock in her. His wife was there too and proceeded to give me a blow job. It was so hot watching my wife cum so hard while the other guys wife took my load. (StuiiWAR)
one plum half cock ONE PLUM HALF COCK one plum half cock ONE PLUM HALF COCK one plum half cock ONE PLUM HALF COCK (sam)
veeD OKAY DARLING OPEN WIDE PLEASE DARLING (StuiiWAR)
FOR SALE: 2002 BMW 320ci CONVERTIBLE, 28K MILES, LEATHER INTERIOR, ELECTRIC SEATS, H/K STEREO+6CD, CLIMATE CONTROL, 17 ALLOYS, PDC - 18 BRITISH GRANDS, SEE STUII �BUY NOW� (StuiiWAR)
FOR SALE: 2002 BMW 320ci CONVERTIBLE, 28K MILES, LEATHER INTERIOR, ELECTRIC SEATS, H/K STEREO+6CD, CLIMATE CONTROL, 17 ALLOYS, PDC - 18 BRITISH GRANDS, SEE STUII �BUY NOW� FREE HAIRDRYER (sam)
FOR SALE: 2002 BMW 320ci CONVERTIBLE, 28K MILES, LEATHER INTERIOR, ELECTRIC SEATS, H/K STEREO+6CD, CLIMATE CONTROL, 17 ALLOYS, PDC - 18 BRITISH GRANDS, SEE STUII �BUY NOW� FREE HAIRDRYER. �MAKES WOMEN RUB THEIR CUNTS IN YOUR FACE� (StuiiWAR)
FOR SALE: 2002 BMW 320ci CONVERTIBLE, 28K MILES, LEATHER INTERIOR, ELECTRIC SEATS, H/K STEREO+6CD, CLIMATE CONTROL, 17 ALLOYS, PDC - 18 BRITISH GRANDS, SEE STUII �BUY NOW� FREE HAIRDRYER �MAKES WOMEN CUM� (StuiiWAR)
FOR SALE: 2002 BMW 320ci CONVERTIBLE, 28K MILES, LEATHER INTERIOR, ELECTRIC SEATS, H/K STEREO+6CD, CLIMATE CONTROL, 17 ALLOYS, PDC - 18 BRITISH GRANDS, SEE STUII �BUY NOW� FREE HAIRDRYER �MAKES WOMEN CUM� �MAKES OTHER MEN FEEL INADEQUATE� (sam)
FOR SALE: 2002 BMW 320ci CONVERTIBLE, 28K MILES, LEATHER INTERIOR, ELECTRIC SEATS, H/K STEREO+6CD, CLIMATE CONTROL, 17 ALLOYS, PDC - 18 BRITISH GRANDS, SEE STUII �BUY NOW� FREE HAIRDRYER �MAKES WOMEN CUM� MAKES OTHER MEN FEEL INADEQUATE� GETS YOU INTO THE BMW LANE AHAHAHAHAHA (StuiiWAR)
FOR SALE: 2002 BMW 320ci CONVERTIBLE, 28K MILES, LEATHER INTERIOR, ELECTRIC SEATS, H/K STEREO+6CD, CLIMATE CONTROL, 17 ALLOYS, PDC - 18 BRITISH GRANDS, SEE STUII �BUY NOW� FREE HAIRDRYER �MAKES WOMEN CUM� MAKES OTHER MEN FEEL INADEQUATE� GETS YOU INTO THE BMW LANE� MONEY ONLY� NO MAGIC BEANS (^Stuii^)
BUY STUIIS CAR: http://www.stuii.co.uk/post/1107 (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Muslims still up_shet over Danish cartoon of Mohammed with bomb-shaped turban. ON NEXT: �GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR� (^Stuii^)
http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/inline/thumbs/tn20060202.jpg ITS $CHANNEL_MEMBER (Quasi)
http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/df200602/df20060202.jpg ITS $CHANNEL_MEMBER (Quasi)
GRANDPA MUNSTER DEAD ([Deev])
MUHAMMAD CARTOON DEATH TOLL: 1 (ArrStuii)
MUHAMMAD CARTOON DEATH TOLL: 2 (^Stuii^)
MUHAMMAD CARTOON DEATH TOLL: 4 (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] I tell you, my mother is a croaky old ho [Wyrm] greased up black chavs rim her ragged (sam)
MUHAMMAD CARTOON DEATH TOLL: 5 (Owf)
MUHAMMAD CARTOON DEATH TOLL: 6 (^Stuii^)
MUHAMMAD CARTOON DEATH TOLL: 6 | HAMZA GUILTY | �THATS RACIST� (^Stuii^)
MUHAMMAD CARTOON DEATH TOLL: 8 | HAMZA GUILTY | �THATS RACIST� (^Stuii^)
MUHAMMAD CARTOON DEATH TOLL: 8 | HAMZA JAILED FOR SEVEN YEARS | THATS RACIST (Quasi)
MUHAMMAD CARTOON DEATH TOLL: 8 | HAMZA JAILED FOR SEVEN YEARS | ABU HAMZA BECOMES SLOW MARTYR IN PRISON | THATS RACIST (Quasi)
MUHAMMAD CARTOON DEATH TOLL: 10 | HAMZA JAILED FOR SEVEN YEARS | ABU HAMZA BECOMES SLOW MARTYR IN PRISON | THATS RACIST (Quasi)
MUHAMMAD CARTOON DEATH TOLL: 10 | HAMZA JAILED FOR SEVEN YEARS | ABU HAMZA BECOMES SLOW MARTYR IN PRISON | THATS RACIST | http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41303000/jpg/_41303568_woman_ap203.jpg (Quasi)
Youve seen them on TV.... Youve read about them in the papers... Our doctor developed pill will enlarge your penis up to 3 inches.FACT: 68% of women think their lovers penis is to small, are you one of them? http://your-herbals-250.com/ms/ No thanks: http://your-herbals-250.com/ (VirtualStuii)
Life is too short to say ?No? to smoking. Don?t make your life meaningless at all. Fee11ng l0nely and depres$ed? A cigarette is the best therapy. http://myslionline.info/?VyPZ2w (sam)
Innoccent russian all viirgins here young and beauty. My salad days, when I was green in judgment. Young your Porn Exclusive Video. Discounnt for first week. Just look at told preview. I do not lies fresh. http://www.coxinisycoe.net/?iewypkgkmtrxy (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: Owf v Wyrm. NOONE WIN. (Lambie)
ON NOW: Owf v Wyrm. Wyrm claims philosophical victory (Wyrm)
ON NOW: Owf v Wyrm. Wyrm claims philosophical victory. Apathy causes no further reaction from channel. (Wyrm)
LIB DEMS SCRAPE LABOUR SAFE SEAT, ON NEXT: WE CAN FORM A GOVERNMENT, HONEST BLUSTERING (Quasi)
? 1982 SINCLAIR RESEARCH LTD. (^Stuii^)
0 OK, 0:1 ([Deev])
RISC OS 4096K (ArrStuii)
BBC Computer 32K ([Deev])
Acorn MOS (^Stuii^)
What are you to do if you have bad erection? Especially Valentines Day??? Don t worry, it is not the last of pea-time... Your woman will be enraptured by your erectionSoft Cialis huge granny doing blowjob (sam)
SMOKERS, YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED (BECAUSE YOURE GOING TO DIE FROM SOME HORRIBLE SMOKING RELATED DISEASE) (Quasi)
DYN POSSIBLY DEAD http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lincolnshire/4711412.stm (^Stuii^)
http://www.kyotokagaku.com/products_medi_dres.html (^Stuii^)
Vlinagra - $3.3 Levitkra - $3.3 Cialpis - $3.7 Imitreex - $16.4 Folomax - $2.2 Ultroam - $0.78 Vioaxx - $4.75 Amnblem - $2.2 VaIikum - $0.97 Xansax - $1.09 Sosma - $3 Merihdia - $2.2 Online Pharmaceuticals jksdweiem QkZGXVxxQFtNUVhdHVdaH0dY (^Stuii^)
TOBACCO, SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE SINCE 2006. (^Quasi^)
NO LIBERAL DEMOCRATS. OR BLACKS. (^Stuii^)
http://www.muhammaddrawings.com/06.01.31.ImageProblem-X.gif (^Quasi^)
http://www.simongrowcott.com/emeet.html | http://www.muhammaddrawings.com/06.01.31.ImageProblem-X.gif (sausages)
http://www.simongrowcott.com/emeet.html | http://www.muhammaddrawings.com/06.01.31.ImageProblem-X.gif | TEN MORE RAGHEADS DEAD IN CARTOON FIASCO (sam)
http://www.simongrowcott.com/emeet.html | http://www.muhammaddrawings.com/06.01.31.ImageProblem-X.gif | TEN MORE RAGHEADS DEAD IN CARTOON FIASCO | ADD 16 NIGERIANS TO THAT (sam)
Teen getting her asses massaged Eve lAWRENcE most qualitative http://garuston.info/ld/f/059/ (sam)
[sausages] aye feek, your a stupid fucking cunt [Lambie] youre [sausages] aye (Asan)
QUASI PREDICTS: LONDON OLYPMICS TO BE HELD IN CARDIFF DUE TO STADIUM COMPLEX NOT BEING FINISHED BY FUCKING SHIT GOVERNMENT-SELECTED CONTRACTORS (Quasi)
QUASI PREDICTS: LONDON OLYMPICS TO BE HELD IN CARDIFF DUE TO STADIUM COMPLEX NOT BEING FINISHED BY FUCKING SHIT GOVERNMENT-SELECTED CONTRACTORS (Quasi)
QUASI PREDICTS: LONDON OLYMPICS TO BE HELD IN CARDIFF DUE TO STADIUM COMPLEX NOT BEING FINISHED BY FUCKING SHIT GOVERNMENT-SELECTED CONTRACTORS | http://www.heady.co.uk/b3ta/london2013b.gif (Photon_)
[sausages] Ive been fucking a sick dog today (Quasi)
[sausages] Ive been fucking a sick dog today [feek] *mince* ([Deev])
[sausages] Ive been fucking a sick dog today [feek] *mince* [Owf] I remember sliding my finger over the scrotum of a cat once (Quasi)
[sausages] Ive been fucking a sick dog today [feek] *mince* [Owf] I remember sliding my finger over the scrotum of a cat once [Owf] it had a rancid stench (Quasi)
[sausages] Ive been fucking a sick dog today [feek] *mince* [Owf] I remember sliding my finger over the scrotum of a cat once [Owf] it had a rancid stench [Wyrm] i rape foxes (sam)
[sausages] Ive been fucking a sick dog today [feek] *mince* [Owf] I remember sliding my finger over the scrotum of a cat once [Owf] it had a rancid stench [Wyrm] i rape foxes [Wyrm] i accidentally bum their cunts (sam)
MR_SCOD TO BE SHOT ON SIGHT. BY ORDER OF FEEK. (^Quasi^)
ENGLAND RUGBY TEAM TO BE SHOT ON SIGHT (Mr_Scod)
ABER.ORG.UK DEAD ([Deev])
Nothing to see here. ([Deev])
I bet that you look good on the dancefloor, imply Arctic Monkeys ([Deev])
Its happy hour again, advise Housemartins ([Deev])
OMG SN@W | STOP THE COUNTRY (sam)
ONE DAY ONLY - WELSH BANNED (Owf)
NO BLACKS TODAY PLEASE ([Deev])
NO BLACKS TODAY PLEASE | POOFS: ITS YOUR TURN FOR PARIAH STATUS TOMORROW (Owf)
LIB DEMS OFFICIALLY MING (Owf)
LIB DEMS OFFICIALLY MING - EMPEROR MING VS FLASH GORDON (Quasi)
COUNTDOWN TO NON-MEET FAILURE: 4 DAYS �AND COUNTING� (ArrStuii)
DEEV IN WORRYING PISS BOILING FASCINATION SHOCKER (ArrStuii)
ON NOW: Model housewife hour ON NEXT: How to bury your husband in three easy steps (Asan)
http://simongrowcott.com/nonmeet/ (sausages)
http://www.simongrowcott.com/nonmeet/ (sausages)
Happy International Womens Day, bitches (eppa)
HAPPY GINSTERS PASTY DAY (Owf)
WHERE IS MY MAN?, ASKS EARTHA KITT (^Stuii^)
WHERE ARE THE MEN?, ASKS DIVINE (^Stuii^)
[sam] ive just spunked up [sam] FIVE WHOLE POUNDS (^Stuii^)
[sam] ive just spunked up [sam] FIVE WHOLE POUNDS [Owf] GIVE IT TO ME (shiny)
[sam] ive just spunked up [sam] FIVE WODS (^Stuii^)
NON-MEET FAILURE [|||||||||||||||||||-] (^Stuii^)
CELEBRITY NON-MEET FAILURE [|||||||||||||||||||-] (sausages)
CELEBRITY NON-MEET FAILURE [||||||||||||||||||--] (sausages)
CELEBRITY NON-MEET FAILURE [||||||||||||||||||||INDEX OUT OF BOUNDS (Quasi)
Your girl is unsatisfied with your pottency? Your girl is unsatisfied with your pottency? The store is VERIFIED BY BBB and APPROVED BY VISA! http://Fo8cw8wfwre8et2qq1vqqjd8q8.muggishah.com (Quasi)
NON-MEET FAILURE BEYOND CRITICAL [|||||||||||||||||]|||||||||||||||||||||||||||| (ErkStuii)
Happy Non-Meet Day (sausages)
Meet, or do not meet, the choice is yours. (ErkStuii)
LET THE MEET COMMENCE (sausages)
LET THE MEET END (sausages)
LET THE MEET BE QUIETLY FORGOTTEN AND NEVER SPOKEN OF AGAIN (^Stuii^)
Nations top lawyer recorded illegally by the Nations top policeman, talking about the use of wiretaps in court. BYE SIR IAN. (Quasi)
CHEF DEAD (^Stuii^)
LAMBIE. YOURE A CUNT. Love, Funcan (Asan)
HOW BIG CAN UR UNIT BE ([Deev])
UNTIL 3.00 PM, ALL CONTENT SUBMITTED TO THE CHANNEL MUST BE SUBMITTED IN BOTH ENGLISH AND GERMAN - http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr (^Stuii^)
UNTIL 3.00 PM, ALL CONTENT SUBMITTED TO THE CHANNEL MUST FIRST BE TRANSLATED INTO GERMAN AND THEN BACK INTO ENGLISH - http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr (^Stuii^)
UNTIL 3,00 P.M., MUST ALL CONTENTS, which ARE SUBMITTED WITH of the GUIDANCE, INTO GERMAN AND THEN BACK IN ENGLISH FIRST TRANSLATES - http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] Actually quite a well-constructed dildo (^Stuii^)
irc: the u-bend under the sink of society (sam)
Cruelly tortured tits examasy curly lady taking a deep blowjob 79B0A= Hot latina wears diapers (sam)
NO SMOKING (VirtualStuii)
NO SMOKING, NO WIRELESS (to be self-administered) (Quasi)
#ABER - DOZENS SERVED (VirtualStuii)
THREE YEARS TODAY SINCE THE INVASION OF IRAQ. WOULD WHOEVER STOLE THE LAST THREE YEARS PLEASE RETURN THEM. (Quasi)
HUMPHREY THE CAT DEAD (Owf)
WINTER DEAD ([Deev])
[sausages] Deev] - Nice shoes. Lets fuck. (NLA/NLR) ([Deev])
NO WOMEN UNLESS ACCOMPANIED BY A MAN (except sp0d) (^Stuii^)
QUASI DEAD (sam)
WE WORK FOR CHINA (^Stuii^)
OZOMG (^Stuii^)
NO FUCKING FRENCH (Owf)
NO FUCKING FRENCH | AUCUN FRAN�AIS FOUTU (^Stuii^)
Asian shemale serves two cocks Spicy twink around a gloryhole Sex class teacher storm (sam)
IVY TILSLEY DEAD ([Deev])
NEWS JUST IN: [23:21:26] [dream_] friedmonk, tell us about your sex life. i want to know everything you do in bed (Quasi)
NEWS JUST IN: [23:21:26] [dream_] friedmonk, tell us about your sex life. i want to know everything you do in bed * Quasi presents ([Deev])
The previous topic was an abomination to the memory of NLA King Parpicus (^Stuii^)
Shemale in white stockings loves popping it into young asses, brunette gets hardcored in a kitchen (sam)
NO KIDS except Agent Dylan (^Stuii^)
NO NEW HANDWRINGING NEW LABOUR APOLOGISTS (^Stuii^)
NO HANDWRINGING NEW LABOUR APOLOGISTS (^Stuii^)
[eppa] 33 is not long [eppa] I require 34 at least [Quasi_] 35 is the longest, i believe [Quasi_] youre just being picky [Quasi_] just slash upside down (^Stuii^)
sticky cum party of shhy schooolgirl and 2 guys. chemitypy (Burt)
Only love can set you free, suggests Kelly Llorena ([Deev])
FORGET NORWAY (Quasi)
MR. ROBINSON AND HIS QUANGO (^Stuii^)
MR. ROBINSON AND HIS QUANGOQ (^Stuii^)
* Wyrm would like to point out that he is currently involved in action short of a strike, which as he doesnt do ANY work doesnt mean a damn thing. (Owf)
http://www.bmycharity.com/duckiwalk (Lambie)
FAILURE || http://www.bmycharity.com/duckiwalk (Quasi)
GRANT MITCHELL DEAD^WNOT DEAD (^Stuii^)
APRIL FOOLS JOKES SEEN ALREADY (KEEP UP): Slashdot Pink, Thinkgeek Wireless Extension Cords (^Stuii^)
WORLD CONTINUES TO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT DEAD POPE (^Stuii^)
AMERICANS: STOP FUCKING BUILDNG HOUSES OUT OF STRAW IN TORNADO-PRONE AREAS (ErkStuii)
GENE PITNEY DEAD (ArrStuii)
GENE PITNEY DEAD | BIRD FLU IN UK (sausages)
WERE ALL GOING TO DIE ([Deev])
ON NOW: GULPJOKES. ON NEXT: LIES. (ArrStuii)
Doomed, were all DOOMED! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4882946.stm (Wyrm)
NO WOMEN (ArrStuii)
MIKE BALDWIN DEAD (Lambie)
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH EIGHTY (ArrStuii)
BANK HOLIDAY SLACKING IS NOW IN EFFECT. NO WORK TO BE DONE AFTER TUESDAY 11TH APRIL UNTIL FRIDAY 21ST APRIL. VIOLATORS WILL BE TRIED ON SUSPICION OF �WORKING FOR A FUCKING LIVING� (ArrStuii)
wife slammed full of black oozing cum Blonde with tied tits cumdrenched german extreme amateur bukkake cuties Lesbians with fake dick (sam)
[sam] use two fingers [eppa] I stick them up my bum like wot sam does [sam] i do stick my fingers up your bum [eppa] dream is my bitch (^Stuii^)
http://users.aber.ac.uk/scty21/?page=photos/list&dir=burtsoc (^Stuii^)
#ABER: UNSAFE, SLOW, WORSE. SWITCH TODAY! (ArrStuii)
o_|/ BERLUSCONI (ArrStuii)
KEEP THE FUCK UP SAUSAGES (ArrStuii)
ITS STILL NOT FUCKING BANK HOLIDAY YET. BACK TO WORK. ([Deev])
For your wife?s last b-day you gave her a vibrator because of your hopeless Erectile Dysfunction. By taking our new Soft Cialis Tabs you are bound to give her the best sex ever instead of miserable ?battery dick?. (sam)
And you know what else I hate? (Quasi_)
ADOLF HITLER NOW DEAD FOR MORE THAN A MONTH (^Stuii^)
THANK GOD SAUSAGES HAS A WEB BROWSER (^Stuii^)
[eppa] and I want to do 14 year olds (^Stuii^)
[eppa] I want to do 14 year olds (^Stuii^)
MURIEL SPARK DEAD (^Stuii^)
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER ([Deev])
CAUTION, DO NOT USE IF YOU SUFFER FROM SENSITIVE SKIN (Quasi)
CAUTION, DO NOT USE IF YOU SUFFER FROM �ANYTHING AT ALL� (^Stuii^)
WILL BURT OPEN A BOTTLE OF WINE? WHAT GRAPE AND VINTAGE WILL IT BE? WILL WE EVER BE CERTAINLY? �WILL WE EVER CARE?� Tune in next week. (^Stuii^)
WILL BURT OPEN A BOTTLE OF WINE? WHAT GRAPE AND VINTAGE WILL IT BE? WILL WE EVER BE CERTAIN? �WILL WE EVER CARE?� Tune in next week. (^Stuii^)
BANK HOLIDAY OVER. GET BACK TO WORK. ([Deev])
BANK HOLIDAY OVER. GET BACK TO WORK. 3 DAYS OF WORK NEEDS TO BE DONE BY 5.00PM TODAY. (ArrStuii)
Penis Enlargement Announcement! ([Deev])
Katie Holmes Beats Blu In Sprogathon Challenge (Blu)
S o m & V t A g r a $ 3 , 3 l A m b t e n X & n a x M e r t d i a C t A l t S $ 3 , 7 5V a L t U m $ 1 , 2 l (^Stuii^)
* Quasi_ goes to jack up (ErkStuii)
ST RACISTS DAY! (Quasi)
Huge horse loads on Suzies face.. How many horse gocks can Martha get a load blown on from? (Burt)
Twink gets out of control playing with a gloryhole Mom loves assfucking avril toying, inserts speculum and sucking a cock (sam)
Imagine what could happen if the kings weren?t able to father. After you cum with Spermamax she will be looking for her underwear one hour in the ocean of your sperm. f you cum with Spermam@x, she might think it?s raining. (sam)
http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/df200604/df20060425.jpg ITS $IT_CONSULTANCY (Quasi_)
http://www.ibiblioBlonde riding on man japanese hardcore action Latin cutie strips and spreads pink hot blond babe showing her cute round butt (ArrStuii)
Blonde riding on man japanese hardcore action Latin cutie strips and spreads pink hot blond babe showing her cute round butt (ArrStuii)
[ArrStuii] I want your willy [sam] what a strange piece of anal trivia (Wyrm)
[sam] ive been fleching this bloke for the last 8 months, thinking he was stuii [sam] hes never corrected my or asked why (Wyrm)
The last topic was a dismal failure. New topics are welcomed. (Wyrm)
Babe gets drunk and sucks her dad?s cock f7ck my tight a$$ then i will lick your cooks clean Toto whimpered a little, but none of the others was frightened (sam)
SLEEZE (Quasi)
PRESCOTT HAS FULL SUPPORT OF PM AFTER ADMITTING AFFAIR O/ (^Stuii^)
TWO SHAGS PRESCOTT HAS FULL SUPPORT OF PM AFTER ADMITTING AFFAIR O/ (Wyrm)
With Penis EnIargement V1rility Patch PX you can rip her pus$y with your new giant cock. Wanna h0ld a brick on your dick? Try our Soft Cialis Tabs. (Warning: don?t try it). (sam)
BLU IN 7LB 13.5OZ BABY GIRL HORROR (ArrStuii)
http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/df200604/df20060428.jpg (Quasi)
You are a short man with a short penis. Teenager sues a big blue dildo for damages (sam)
CHARLES CLARKE CAREER DEATHCLOCK: 10 MINUTES AND COUNTING (^Stuii^)
Girls cumming everywhere. Look at her spew juices. Watch Mary spray his face with twat juice. Some of the hottest chicks around. (Burt)
[ArrStuii] i reek of vile rotten cock again (Quasi)
[sam] well that was an interesting weekend [sam] i flew into a aage and destroyed a hoe with a 7 iron [sam] bitch (^Stuii^)
[sam] well that was an interesting weekend [sam] i flew into a rage and destroyed a hoe with a 7 iron [sam] bitch (^Stuii^)
EPPA TO ATTEND LESBIAN GIRLFRIENDS HOSPITAL FOR LIPOSUCTION TODAY *ABERTRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
EPPA TO ATTEND LESBIAN GIRLFRIENDS HOSPITAL FOR LIPOSUCTION TODAY *ABERTRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
[Owf] Im about to kick eppa in the bollocks [Owf] to stop him bleating about not being able to shag (^Stuii^)
PLEASE LEAVE. WE BITE. (^Stuii^)
DIE LABOUR DIE (sam)
BLOODYING NEW LABOURS NOSE [||||||||||----------] (^Stuii^)
BLOODYING NEW LABOURS NOSE [|||||||||||||||] COMPLETE (sam)
|_o NEW LABOUR o_|/ (^Stuii^)
CLARKE DEAD (Owf)
CLARKE DEAD | RUTH KELLY DEAD (Owf)
ON NOW: OMG TEH GOVERNMENT SUX! ON NEXT: EVERYONE PAYS THEIR TAXES ANYWAY (Quasi)
BLAIR OUT (^Stuii^)
BLAIR OUT, DEMANDS #ABER (^Stuii^)
BLAIR OUT, DEMANDS #ABER (except sausages) (^Stuii^)
#ABER EXECUTIONS ITINERARY: DEEV 3.30PM SAM 4.30PM EPPA 5.30PM (^Stuii^)
[eppa] sam wank me offline [eppa] Id love to see your face covered in spunk (^Stuii^)
BLIARS PREMIERSHIP [||||||||||||||-] (^Stuii^)
BLIARS PREMIERSHIP [||||||||||||||-] WHITE KNUCKLES FULLY ENGAGED (^Stuii^)
RACISTS NOT WELCOME. RACISM IS A CRIME. CRIME IS FOR BLACK PEOPLE (sam)
ON NOW: CLAIM TO FAME PISSING CONTEST. ON NEXT: SNORTING (^Stuii^)
[sam] i think ill do that deev [NLA/NLR] ([Deev])
[eppa] Im going for a wank in the local graveyard (^Stuii^)
[eppa] Im going for a wank at the local graveyard (^Stuii^)
[eppa] Im going for a wank at the local graveyard [eppa] I just got a little penis (^Stuii^)
[eppa] Im going for a wank at the local graveyard [eppa] I just have a little penis (^Stuii^)
[eppa] Im going for a wank at the local graveyard [eppa] I just have a little penis [eppa] *whips out cock* [eppa] nice, 3 (^Stuii^)
[eppa] Im going for a wank at the local graveyard [eppa] I just have a little penis [eppa] *whips out cock* [eppa] nice, 1 (sam)
[eppa] Im going for a wank at the local graveyard [eppa] I just have a little penis [eppa] *whips out cock* [eppa] nice, 1 [eppa] i have sex with dogs (sam)
FUCK OFF BIG BROTHER its shit etfc (ArrStuii)
FUCK OFF BIG BROTHER its shit etc. (ArrStuii)
[eppa] I been pussy fcked; I been ass fcked; I been titty fcked--and that was fun--but there aint no love like the love of Jesus (ArrStuii)
* feek returns from getting a sore arse fucking (^Stuii^)
* feek returns from getting a sore arse fucking [feek] time to push for more cock methinks (Quasi)
FREDDIE GARRITY DEAD (ArrStuii)
ON NOW: JOIN, CURSE, LEAVE. ON LATER: JOIN, CONNECTION RESET BY PEER, JOIN (Quasi)
ON NOW: DARWIN AWARD SEMI-FINALS (Quasi)
CHRIS MOYLES DEAD (sam)
[eppa] I can feel an explosive shit brewing [eppa] HERE IT COMES * Wyrm joined channel #aber (Owf)
CHRIS MOYLES STILL DEAD (Owf)
No niggers, wogs, kikes, wops, spics, spods, pakis, chavs or england fans allowed. (Wyrm)
No niggers, wogs, kikes, wops, spics, spods, pakis, chavs, gays, straights, men, women, jips, nips, gooks, darkies, whiteys or england fans allowed. and NO WELSH (sam)
No niggers, wogs, kikes, wops, spics, spods, pakis, chavs, gays, straights, men, women, jips, nips, gooks, darkies, whiteys or england fans allowed. and NO WELSH, SCOTS or NORTHERN IRISH either. (Wyrm)
LAST WAILS AND SCREAMS MEMBER FINALLY SURRENDERS COAL-FUELLED MODEM (Quasi)
http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/df200605/df20060523.jpg (Quasi)
SHAHBAZ DEAD (ArrStuii)
#aber: The Living Yorkshiremen Sketch (Quasi)
BOTH BOY AND GIRL WERE BLACK STATE THE CRASH TEST DUMMIES (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] my arse is curious. (sam)
[Wyrm] my arse is curious. [Wyrm] I really need a 12 man (eppa)
[Wyrm] my arse is curious. [Wyrm] I really need a 12 man [Wyrm] to ream it out [Wyrm] flush the shit out. (sam)
BB DAWN DEAD (^Stuii^)
BB BONNER A GONNER (ArrStuii)
BB BONNER A GONNER (ArrStuii)
[Feek] did not really like the 16yo [Feek] was way too pretty (ArrStuii)
SAUSAGES ADMITS CATCHING SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE FROM LAMBIE *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
BB GEORGE DEAD (ErkStuii)
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM^WIRAQ (Quasi)
WHAT WILL GO WRONG ON DEEVS CAR NEXT? BET NOW! (^Stuii^)
Welcome to #aber. Talking, commenting or otherwise disturbing the peace is strictly prohibited. (Wyrm)
SLEAZY BB SEZER CLEAR FAVOURITE TO DIE (^Stuii^)
OWF IN DIESEL TRACTOR ASTRA HORROR *TRUESHOCKER* http://www.unix.ms/owf.jpg (shiny)
SLEAZY BB SEZER DEAD (ArrStuiiWAR)
The previous topic as TrishaNews (Quasi)
The previous topic was TrishaNews (Quasi)
BREAKING NEWS: NEW IS THE NEW NEW (sam)
US SENATE SMIRKS AT BUSH OVER GAY MARRIAGE *SMIRK* *SMIRK* *SMIRK* *SMIRK* *SMIRK* *SMIRK* *SMIRK* *SMIRK* *SMIRK* *SMIRK* (^Stuii^)
ABU MUSAB AL-ZARQAWI DEAD (Owf)
FUCKING GERMANY OR WHATEVER 4 - 2 DIRTY SPICS (ArrStuii)
GOOSESTEPPING NAZIS 4 - 2 DIRTY SPICS (ArrStuii)
GOOSESTEPPING NAZIS 4 - 2 DIRTY SPICS - COMMERCIALISM TAKES ALL (Quasi)
BB SAM DEAD (ArrStuii)
ENGLAND 0 - 0 URUGUAY OR WHATEVER (ArrStuii)
ENGLAND 1 - 0 URUGUAY OR WHATEVER (ArrStuii)
SAUSAGES ADMITS SCATOLOGICAL INTENTIONS *SHOCKER* (ArrStuii)
SAUSAGES ADMITS SCATOLOGICAL INTENTIONS *SHOCKER* SPECIAL IN-DEPTH REPORT FROM DUNGAREE-WEARING SHITSMEARED QINETIQ EMPLOYEE AVAILABLE ON REQUEST (Quasi)
SCORCHIO (ErkStuii)
DR FUN DEAD (Quasi)
CELEBRATE THE 30TH ANNIVERSARY OF 1976 (^Stuii^)
Rock hard manhood, multiple explosions and several times more semen volume Get a several month supply of everything you need � in seconds World�s greatest brands produce these goods in top class labs with latest technologies. (^Stuii^)
Cuming like @ gi@nt is trendy; Spermamax can help you with it. For your wife?$ b-day you want to make a sperm firework for her? (sam)
JOHNNY MORRIS DEAD (^Woodsta^)
ENGLAND 0 - 0 TIMBUCTOO OR WHATEVER (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND 1 - 0 TIMBUCTOO OR WHATEVER (StuiiFOOTBALL)
ENGLAND 1 - 0 TIMBUCTOO OR WHATEVER - TRINIDAD AND TABASCO (Quasi)
ENGLAND 2 - 0 TIMBUCTOO OR WHATEVER - TRINIDAD AND TABASCO (StuiiFOOTBALL)
ENGLAND 2 - 0 TIMBUCTOO OR WHATEVER - TRINIDAD AND TABASCO (ArrStuii)
Bald bastard in silver porker reg: SF****** seen heading for Mancunian Way whilst nattering on phone, believed not to be Stuii (Wyrm)
Previous topic conclusively show to be bollocks (Wyrm)
Previous topic conclusively shown to be bollocks (Wyrm)
Wyrm conclusively shown to talk bollocks (^Woodsta^)
Wyrm conclusively shown to talk complete bollocks all the time, except where cars are concerned. (Wyrm)
BB GRACE IS ABOUT TO DIE (ArrStuii)
BB GRACE DEAD (saus)
WELCOME TO DODGE, MIND THE TUMBLEWEED (Quasi)
NEW TO THE NHS: EUGENICS; NO SPACKERS, NO BLACKS, AND CERTAINLY NO SENSE. (Quasi)
ASBOS FOR ALL DISABLED BLACK SINGLE LESBIAN MOTHERS ON CRACK, MINISTERS DEMAND (Quasi)
ASBOS FOR ALL DISABLED BLACK SINGLE LESBIAN MOTHERS ON CRACK, MINISTERS DEMANDhur (Quasi)
ASBOS FOR ALL DISABLED BLACK SINGLE LESBIAN MOTHERS ON CRACK WITH ADHD CALLED STUII, MINISTERS DEMAND (Quasi)
ON NOW: WYRMS PROGRAMMING CORNER. ON NEXT: /WYRMCLEAR (^Stuii^)
You think you need a crane to lift your dick? You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue. you will be able to open a bottle of beer with your penis. (sam)
DIOGEL DEAD (^Stuii^)
ENGLAND 0 - 0 NORWAY OR WHATEVER (^Stuii^)
FORGET NORWAY (Quasi)
SOFT CELEBRITIES 0 - 0 NORWAY OR WHATEVER (StuiiSPORT)
SOFT CELEBRITIES 1 - 0 NORWAY OR WHATEVER (sausages)
SOFT CELEBRITIES 1 - 1 NORWAY OR WHATEVER (sausages)
SOFT CELEBRITIES 2 - 1 NORWAY OR WHATEVER (sausages)
SOFT CELEBRITIES 2 - 2 NORWAY OR WHATEVER (sausages)
TOP OF THE POPS DEAD ([Deev])
Forget about it and take pleasure every night! Wow, you used to cum within 5 minutes! http://magpills.com/gall/get My penis is always hard and is able to move without interruption! It�s really horrible! And very useful for your penis! (ArrStuii)
MICHAEL OWEN DEAD (^Stuii^)
WEVE SEEN THE FUCKING NEWS ARTICLE ABOUT THE NUTTER IN ABER THROWING MONEY IN THE AIR. NOW KEEP THE FUCK UP. (^Stuii^)
AL GORE FOR PRESIDENT (AGAIN) (Quasi)
DIE, SCOTTISH DOGS (^Stuii^)
USA OUT, USA OUT (^Woodsta^)
NO NIGGERS (^Stuii^)
NO NIGGERS OR LIBERALS (eppa)
NO NIGGERS, LIBERALS, GAYS, STRAIGHTS, MEN, WOMEN, JEWS, WOGS, GOOKS, SPICS, NIPS, WOPS, PAKIS, CHINKS, WELSH OR RACISTS (sam)
HARRIET DEAD (Wyrm)
[Wyrm] I ache to comb Owfs bottom beard (eppa)
[Wyrm] I ache to comb Owfs bottom beard [Wyrm] hes a hairy porker (eppa)
[Wyrm] I ache to comb bottom beard (eppa)
ALL GIRTHS RESERVED (^Stuii^)
BB LISA DEAD (ArrStuii)
telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl (ArrStuii)
SOFT CELEBRITIES 0 - 0 DRUG LORD SPICS WITH AK47S (^Stuii^)
SOFT CELEBRITIES 1 - 0 DRUG LORD SPICS WITH AK47S (Lambie)
WOPS 0 - 0 CONVICTS (^Stuii^)
WOPS 1 - 0 CONVICTS (ArrStuii)
DIRTY BANKERS 0 - 3 COMMUNISTS (sbf01)
McDonalds Pound Saver Menu Messenger Theme Pack - Download Now! (c9450929)
NAMESAKES OF THE FINEST PUBIC TOPIARY EVER INVENTED 1 - 0 RAMPANT PURVEYORS OF HIV AND DESPOTIV DICTATORS (eppa)
NAMESAKES OF THE FINEST PUBIC TOPIARY EVER INVENTED 1 - 0 RAMPANT PURVEYORS OF HIV AND DESPOTIC DICTATORS (eppa)
NAMESAKES OF THE FINEST PUBIC TOPIARY EVER INVENTED 2 - 0 RAMPANT PURVEYORS OF HIV AND DESPOTIC DICTATORS (eppa)
NAMESAKES OF THE FINEST PUBIC TOPIARY EVER INVENTED 3 - 0 RAMPANT PURVEYORS OF HIV AND DESPOTIC DICTATORS (^Stuii^)
GREASY DONKEY-FUCKING SHINYS 0 - 0 CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS (^Stuii^)
GREASY DONKEY-FUCKING SHINYS 1 - 1 CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS (Lambie)
GREASY DONKEY-FUCKING SHINYS 1 - 2 CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS (Lambie)
GREASY DONKEY-FUCKING SHINYS 1 - 3 CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS (Lambie)
[sam] bulky balls enable me to hit on men (eppa)
[sam] bulky balls enable me to hit on men [Owf] theres a lot of satisfaction to be had from eating balls (eppa)
[sam] bulky balls enable me to hit on men [Owf] theres a lot of satisfaction to be had from eating balls [eppa] i sometimes put on ladies underwear (^Stuii^)
[sam] bulky balls enable me to hit on men [Owf] theres a lot of satisfaction to be had from eating balls [eppa] i sometimes put on ladies underwear [Owf] id munch yer girly rug (eppa)
WOODSTA DEAD (sam)
null (eppa)
SCORCHIO (^Stuii^)
[Quasi] dream has a fantastic pair of sweaty balls [Quasi] which I shall be going to molest at some point (Asan)
ON NOW: RACISM. ON NEXT: PREJUDICE. (^Stuii^)
HAND OF GOD ARGIE-BARGIES 0 - 0 LOSERS OF TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP (^Stuii^)
WOODSTA NOT DEAD (^Stuii^)
BALLY HUN 0 1 CHEATING ARGIE SCUM (Lambie)
BALLY HUN 0 1 CHEATING THIEVING ARGIE SCUM (Quasi)
BALLY HUN 1 - 1 CHEATING THIEVING ARGIE SCUM (Lambie)
BALLY HUN 1 - 1 CHEATING THIEVING ARGIE SCUM BALLY HUN WIN ON PENALTIES UNSHOCKER (Lambie)
BALLY HUN 4 - 2 CHEATING THIEVING ARGIE SCUM BALLY HUN WIN ON PENALTIES UNSHOCKER (ErkStuii)
SPAGHETTI EATING WOPS 0 - 0 CABBAGE EATING COMMUNISTS (ErkStuii)
SPAGHETTI EATING WOPS 1 - 0 CABBAGE EATING COMMUNISTS (ArrStuii)
SPAGHETTI EATING WOPS 2 - 0 CABBAGE EATING COMMUNISTS (Lambie)
SPAGHETTI EATING WOPS 3 - 0 CABBAGE EATING COMMUNISTS (Lambie)
FRED TRUMAN DEAD (Lambie)
SOFT CELEBRITIES 0 - 0 GALLANT GLORIOUS PORT-MAKERS (Quasi)
ENGLISH FOOTBALL DEAD (Lambie)
WHATS DONE IS DONE, IT CANNOT BE UNDONE. GET ON WITH LIFE. (Quasi)
GLYING AN ENGLAND FLAG? YOURE A RACIST AGAIN NOW. (ArrStuii)
FLYING AN ENGLAND FLAG? YOURE A RACIST AGAIN NOW. (ArrStuii)
GRANDES SCORCHIO (ErkStuii)
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, ALL TOPICS MUST BE POSTED IN BOTH ENGLISH AND ARABIC | AHLAHLHALAL AHLHALAHL LALHAL ALAHLHALAH LALHALAH LLAHLAHL AHLAHHL (ErkStuii)
MEAT GOOD | HALAL ALALALA (sam)
EXTREMO SCORCHIO | ALHLHALHL AHLAHLH (^Stuii^)
BRITISH SPORTSMAN FAILS TO BEAT GREEK SPIC | ALHLHALHL AHLAHLH AHHALAHAALAHAL AHALAHHAHALAH HALLLAL (Lambie)
WERE MELTING, MELTING! | ALALAH ALHKALKAL, ALHKALKAL! (ArrStuii)
WOPS 0 - 0 FUCKING GERMANY OR WHATEVER | LAKALK 0 - 0 AHKALHLKA HLAHAKHH HLAHH HLAHKAHLHL (^Stuii^)
YES, ABER HAS A POWERCUT. NO, WE DONT FUCKING CARE. (^Stuii^)
NAZI HUN 0 - 0 NAZI WOPS (Lambie)
KRAUTS 0 - 2 DIRTY STINKING GREASY WOPS (Owf)
NORTH KOREA TEST FIRES LONG RANGE MISSILES. ITS WAR. WAR HAS BROKEN. THIS IS A WAR. (^Stuii^)
[samWAR] i call my plumber mate up on a sunday and ask him to stick his hand in my shitter (StuiiWAR)
[samWAR] i call my plumber mate up on a sunday and ask him to stick his hand in my shitter (Lambie^^)
DONKEY FUCKING SPICS 0 - 1 SNAIL EATING FROGS (Lambie^^)
[Lambie] fuckseed on lips [Lambie] *spurt* (eppa)
The Previous Topic Was Set By Eppa And Was Shit. (Lambie)
[Lambie] fuckseed on lips [Lambie] *spurt* (eppa)
The Previous Topic Was Set By Eppa And Was Still Shit. (Lambie)
[Lambie] Ive gone to wife swap parties as the anal gimp (Asan)
[Lambie] ive gone to wife swap parties as the anal gimp (Asan)
[Lambie] ive gone to wife swap parties as the anal gimp [eppa] ooh i nob goats and camels at those (Lambie)
JIM DAVIDSON DEAD (broke) ([Deev])
NAZI SAUSAGE-EATING HUN 3 - 1 DONKEY-FUCKING OILY SPICS (sam)
CHEESE-EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS 0 - 0 GREASY CHEATING WOPS (Owf)
CHEESE-EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS 1 - 0 GREASY CHEATING WOPS (Owf)
CHEESE-EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS 1 - 1 GREASY CHEATING WOPS (Owf)
GREASY THIEVING SPAGHETTI-GUZZLING WOPS SUCCEED WHERE OVER-PAID WIFEBEATING CELEBRITIES FAIL. (Quasi)
John Prescott DEAD (Wyrm)
WINDOWS 98 DEAD ([Deev])
SYD BARRETT DEAD (Lambie)
SYD BARRETT DEAD | SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND (Owf)
180 DEAD IN BOMBAY MIX. (Quasi)
MOTORISTS, BEWARE: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41775000/jpg/_41775648_rocket2.jpg (QuasiJongIl)
BB THIKKI DEAD (ArrStuiiWAR)
BB THIKKI DEAD | WARNING: do not go and see superman - its shite (saus)
NO CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 25 (StuiiWAR)
LAMBIE 14 MINUTES INTO FAILURE AND COUNTING (StuiiWAR)
LAMBIE 45 MINUTES INTO FAILURE AND COUNTING (saus)
LAMBIE 75 MINUTES INTO FAILURE AND COUNTING (saus)
SCORCHIO (Quasi)
SCORCHIO - DEBE SER EL CALENTARSE GLOBAL (StuiiWAR)
BRING BACK PAX BRITANNIA. (^Quasi^)
BRING BACK PAX BRITANNICA. (^Quasi^)
BIG FUCKING SCORCHIO (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: IT AINT HALF HOT MUM. ON NEXT: BLOODY RAIN (sam)
[Owf] youll never get me on that big black thing (^Stuii^)
BB Jane dead whoever she may be (sausages)
The Previous Topic Was Deemed Chavtastic (Quasi)
SLEAZY BB Sezer arrested for rape *trueshocker* (DirektorStuii)
BOB HOPE DEAD (^Woodsta^)
Die wunder dieser welt werden dir geschenkt (^Woodsta^)
TOP OF THE POPS DEAD ([Deev])
AUGUST (ArrStuii)
ON NOW: The overnight Lambie join/leave cycle ON NEXT: Stop that. ([Deev])
FIDEL CASTRO NEARLY DEAD (^Stuii^)
* [Deev] has just discovered an enormous crack (^Stuii^)
* [Deev] has just discovered an enormous crack * ^Stuii^ has a 4 penis to go in that (Quasi)
NIXON RESIGNS (^Woodsta^)
ROYAL PROBE WIDENED (^Stuii^)
TERRORISM! DANGER! ALARM! DONT PANIC, WEVE GOT IT ALL UNDER CONTROL! (Quasi)
[ Lambie] i dream about sausages willy and deep peachy arse ([Deev]_)
ALL PLANE BOMBERS ARE PAKIS *SHOCKER* (sam)
BBC Computer 32K (^Stuii^)
[[Deev]_] My plums smell of Blu (Blu)
[[Deev]_] My plums smell of Blu [wispy] Im the arrogant guy filling sausages (Blu)
[[Deev]_] My plums smell of Blu [wispy] Im the arrogant guy filling sausages [wispy] I take it out too early ([Deev])
WERBUNG (^Stuii^)
Welcome to #aber, where the tumbleweeds blow and fuck all else happens (Wyrm)
http://www.maximonline.com/uploadedCmsFiles/Slides/86_Gravestone_390.jpg (^Woodsta^)
Big Brother win market: WACKY Tourettes Pete 2/7, WIGGA Ashleen or whatever 5/1, WELSH Glynn 8/1, SPOLIT HYSTERICAL Nikki 80/1, GAY Richard 100/1, SCOUSE Jennie 250/1 (^Stuii^)
WACKY BB Tourettes Pete wins reality TV show Big Brother *unshocker* (ArrStuii)
Channel tunnel closed after WyrmTaxi accidentally smokes out tunnel by revving engine. (Wyrm)
Channel tunnel closed after WyrmTaxi accidentally smokes out tunnel by revving engine. LATEST NEWS: England and Wales and much of France also affected. (Owf)
Channel tunnel closed after WyrmTaxi accidentally smokes out tunnel by revving engine. LATEST NEWS: England and Wales and much of France also affected. SCOOP: WyrmTaxi revealed as part of Iranian super-weapon for end-of-world attack on just about everybody. (Wyrm)
Sam kidnapped and replaced by unconvincing ultra-leftie robot (Wyrm)
http://freespace.virgin.net/stephen.theobald/lyrics_virginia.txt ITS eppa! (Wyrm)
http://freespace.virgin.net/stephen.theobald/lyrics_virginia.txt (Wyrm)
PLUTO UNPLANET (^Stuii^)
Need a bigger tool, guys? Try this: http://tinyurl.com/zoahe (Wyrm)
URUGUAY DECLARES INDEPENDENCE from the King of Portugal, the Emperor of Brazil, and from any other in the universe. (eppa)
ENGLISH DOMINANCE OVER FRENCH DECIDED BY LONGBOW AT BATTLE OF CRECY (eppa)
BRITISH DESTROY AMERICAN UPSTART CONTINENTAL ARMY AT BATTLE OF LONG ISLAND (eppa)
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. DELIVERS OUTSTANDING SPEECH, BEGINS WITH I HAVE A DREAM... (eppa)
Aberystwyth Uni heads for olympic gold: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/mid/5279884.stm (Wyrm)
[Deev] i am a complete cunt (Owf)
IRWIN DEAD (Blu)
IRWIN IRLOST (Ricey)
STEVE IRWIN DEAD | ricey stop that (sam)
RT. HON. A. C. L. BLAIR MP ALMOST DEAD (Owf)
RT. HON. A. C. L. BLIAR MP ALMOST DEAD (Quasi)
MY MIND IS BENDED (Quasi)
SYD SCROGGIE DEAD (^Stuii^)
RAYMOND BAXTER DEAD (Owf)
[17:49:39] [ArrStuii] [mac whiner]zomg, gprs and mac os Just Works[/mac whiner] [17:55:14] [-- ArrStuii has quit (Ping timeout) (Quasi)
WACKY BB TOURETTES PETE DUMPS THIKKI (^Stuii^)
WAR (ArrStuiiWAR)
THAILAND COUP DEATH TOLL: 0 (ArrStuiiWAR)
THAILAND COUP DEATH TOLL: 0 | WWW.THAIBRIDE.COM DEAD (sam)
[sam] i am wearing only shoes and a handbag [eppa] you are the man for me [Wyrm] silk panties and a small glass of vintage wine here (Quasi)
[sam] i am wearing only shoes and a handbag [eppa] you are the man for me [Wyrm] silk panties and a small glass of vintage wine here [Wyrm] raspberry silk and a little leather whip too (Quasi)
[sam] i am wearing only shoes and a handbag [eppa] you are the man for me [Wyrm] silk panties and a small glass of vintage wine here [Wyrm] raspberry silk and a little leather whip too [Blu] the body hair is what i like, like an ape (Quasi)
TOP GEARS RICHARD HAMMOND NEARLY DEAD (ArrStuiiWAR)
TVS HAMMOND PROBABLY A SPAZ (ArrStuiiWAR)
TVS HAMMOND OUT OF INTENSIVE CARE O/ (sam)
TVS HAMMOND OUT OF INTENSIVE CARE O/ | Condtion STABLE say quacks (sam)
TVS HAMMOND INTACT, STATES CO-PRESENTER MAY (^Stuii^)
PARP DEAD (^Woodsta^)
[[]Owf] parp had deev on a glass coffee table [[]Owf] a terrible odor prevailed ([]Quasi)
[[]Owf] parp had deev on a glass coffee table [[]Owf] a terrible odour prevailed ([]Quasi)
[[]Owf] parp had deev on a glass coffee table [[]Owf] a terrible odour prevailed [[]Owf] I got horny and wet myself with glee ([]Quasi)
DEEV BREAKS TOE WHILST KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF HIS MUM *ABERTRUTHSHOCKER* (ArrStuii)
[Owf] i spent the night doing a bizarrely-attired grandfather (Quasi)
[central.aber.ac.uk] finger: connect: Connection refused :( (^Stuii^)
[^Woodsta^] i wish to hammer stuii [^Woodsta^] I need to suck his testicles into my mouth (Quasi)
[^Woodsta^] I wish to hammer stuii [^Woodsta^] I need to suck his testicles into my mouth (Quasi)
[^Woodsta^] I wish to hammer stuii [^Woodsta^] I need to suck his testicles into my mouth [Lambie] Gargle on those hairy meatballs. lowey was the master at that. (Quasi)
THATS NUMBERWANG (Asan)
A NEW LIFE AWAITS YOU IN THE OFF-WORLD COLONIES (Quasi_)
ONLY 2,559,600 SHOPPING SECONDS LEFT UNTIL CHRISTMAS (ErkStuii)
[Deev] You couldnt give me one if you paid me (ArrStuii)
http://www.anothergeek.com/misc/happycouple.jpg (Asan)
WAR http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6032525.stm (Quasi)
Sponsor Me Now You Fuckers: http://www.justgiving.com/qmc (sam)
[eppa] I have hooked up with a bloke I knew in college in Manchester [eppa] I fancy nookie (StuiiWAR)
WAR RESET BY PEER (Quasi)
[sam] whats happening this weekend [sam] i will mainly be greasing up my mates ass (Owf)
[sam] whats happening this weekend [sam] i will mainly be greasing up my mates ass * Owf eats his own shit (^Stuii^)
[sam] whats happening this weekend [sam] i will mainly be greasing up my mates ass * Owf eats his own shit [Dyn] I did that on wednesday... nutty taste (Quasi)
SLEAZY BB Sezer cleared of rape charges *shocker* (ArrStuii)
ON NOW: #aber Cares. ON NEXT: Vindictiveness, sneering and pointing (^Stuii^)
CLARE SHORT RESIGNS (^Stuii^)
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU, AND THERES NO DIARY ROOM FOR YOU. (Quasi)
FUN BANNED ([Deev])
FUN PROHIBITED ([Deev])
CELEBRATE THE 25TH ANNIVERSARY OF 1981! (^Stuii^)
MICHAEL HOWARD QUIZZED, WINS SPEEDBOAT AND SCOTLAND YARD CHEQUEBOOK AND PEN. (ArrStuii)
MICHAEL HOWARD QUIZZED, WINS SPEEDBOAT, SELECTION OF WHITE GOODS, AND SCOTLAND YARD CHEQUEBOOK AND PEN. (ArrStuii)
[sam] i need a butt plug [sam] is this any good? [sam] http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ [Wyrm] Yeah, itll do the job but theres better available if you look [Wyrm] Ebay have a wider range [Wyrm] My mother uses one, the batteries last much, much longer (^Stuii^)
[sam] i need a butt plug [sam] is this any good? [sam] http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ [Wyrm] Yeah, itll do the job but theres better available if you look [Wyrm] Ebay have a wider range [Wyrm] My mother uses one, the batteries last much, much longer (ArrStuii)
#aber meeting place in Second Life: Blekinge (86, 239, 103) (ArrStuii)
PW BOTHA DEAD (ArrStuii)
INTRODUCE ME TO GLADSTONE (^Stuii^)
[Wyrm] push harder [Wyrm] You might want to use something with less penetrative power than that; overpenetration might be a problem. [Wyrm] get your head down there (^Stuii^)
SADDAM HUSSEIN SENTENCED TO DEATH *UNSHOCKER* (ArrStuii)
SADDAM HUSSEIN SENTENCED TO DEATH TWO DAYS BEFORE U.S. MID-TERM ELECTIONS *UNSHOCKER* (ArrStuii)
BUSH LOSES CONTROL OF US, COMMON SENSE RESUMES (Quasi_)
DEMOCRATS! FUCK YEAH! (ArrStuii)
[eppa] I need to get off with my mum [eppa] that never happens (ArrStuii)
DONALD RUMSFELDS career DEAD (ArrStuii)
BUSH ADMINISTRATION DEAD (Quasi_)
Deev Im going to cum soon [Wyrm] I can help you Deev whereabouts are you based? * Wyrm is in Manchester [Wyrm] I generally do oral (StuiiWAR)
DESERT ORCHID GOES TO THE GLUE FACTORY (^Woodsta^)
EASYMOBILE DEAD ([Deev])
ON NOW: Geek hour ON NEXT: SL ON LATER: joinnleave syndrome - ITS JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS! (Asan)
Japan not destroyed by giant space aliens. (Wyrm)
SHINY AGING [|||||||||||....] (sam)
SHINY AGING ||YOUNG[|||||||||||....]STUII|| (Quasi_)
SHINY AGING ||YOUNG[|||||||||||....]STUII||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||JESUS||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||WYRM|| (ArrStuii)
SHINY AGING ||YOUNG[|||||||||||....]STUII||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||JESUS||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||UNIVERSE||||||||||WYRM|| (Quasi_)
FYA (^Woodsta^)
DEEV, WE GOT YOU THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUeHiWpvL1E (^Quasi^)
[feek] my arm bloody hurts from shooting [NLA/NLR] (^Stuii^)
Today is the feast of St. Dweezil, Patron Saint of Children with Silly Names (Wyrm)
RUSSIAN SPY DEAD (ArrStuii)
WHY QUASI WILL NUKE THE UK: REASON #15532 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6159630.stm (Quasi)
FLUFF FREEMAN DEAD, POP PICKERS. ([Deev])
TORNADO HITS BOW STREET (^Stuii^)
SMOKERS: YOU HAVE UNTIL JULY 1st 2007, PACK IN THAT LUNG CANCER WHILE YOU STILL CAN. (Quasi_)
MATT BUSTED CROWNED KING OF CELEBRITY GET ME OFF STRICTLY BIG BROTHERS LOVE ISLAND ([Deev])
NEW PROBE FOR BARRYMORE (^Stuii^)
Twin pills for your penis. laynIn leaves trodden black.nOh daynYet knowing leads waynI doubted back.nI shall InI signals story. might (sam)
Dont tell me why your member is so small, I will better help you to make it really Bigger! Why bigger? Because over 72% of all women need a longer Johnson to satisfy their desire! (^Stuii^)
Welcome to #aber. Pissing off David Schwimmer since 2006 (sam)
Welcome to #aber. Pissing on David Schwimmer since 2006 (Quasi)
GET READY FOR A RAVE (^Stuii^)
ON NOW: PARENTING ADVICE. ON NEXT: YOURE NOT HELPING. (^Stuii^)
JOHN LENNON SHOT (Quasi)
JOHN LENNON SHIT (^Stuii^)
BURT CRIMINAL. SHOOT ON SIGHT. (^Stuii^)
IVE GOT THE X-FACTOR, GET ME OFF THIS STRICT BIG BROTHER LOVE ISLAND UNCOVERED BED VOTED OFF IVE GOT THE X-FACTOR, GET ME OFF THIS STRICT BIG BROTHER LOVE ISLAND UNCOVERED (^Stuii^)
IVE GOT THE X-FACTOR, GET ME OFF THIS STRICT BIG BROTHER LOVE ISLAND UNCOVERED BEN VOTED OFF IVE GOT THE X-FACTOR, GET ME OFF THIS STRICT BIG BROTHER LOVE ISLAND UNCOVERED (^Stuii^)
GENERAL PINOCHET DEAD (Quasi)
Margaret Thatcher unfortunately not dead (Wyrm)
[^Stuii^] oi sam I dont suppose you know of any openings i can screw do you [sam] i could have a look [sam] if you want easy money [eppa] my cock in huge [eppa] Ive had complaints (Wyrm)
[^Stuii^] oi sam I dont suppose you know of any openings i can screw do you [sam] i could have a look [sam] if you want easy money [eppa] my cock is huge [eppa] Ive had complaints (Wyrm)
IM THE BISHOP OF SOUTHWARK. ITS WHAT I DO. (eppa)
DEAD WHORE DEATH TOLL: 5 (^Stuii^)
ONLY 377 SHOPPING DAYS LEFT UNTIL CHRISTMAS 2007 (^Stuii^)
Its Not Piracy, Its Open Source! (sam)
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND DEAD (ArrStuii)
LETS MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR: THE ONLY DAYS OFF OVER THE COMING WEEKS ARE MONDAY 25TH, TUESDAY 26TH AND JANUARY 1ST. ALL OTHER DAYS THAT ARENT WEEKEND DAYS ARE NORMAL WORKING DAYS AND FULL DAYS OF WORK WILL BE EXPECTED. (ArrStuii)
DEAD WHORE DEATH TOLL NOW BETWEEN 5 AND 50 - POLICE (ArrStuii)
X FACTOR LEONA WINS BIG POP IDOL ISLAND OR WHATEVER (^Stuii^)
OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD (Quasi)
JOSEPH BARBERA DEAD (Owf)
President-for-life Saparmurat Niyazov of Turkmenistan dead (Wyrm)
[sam] i fucking hate wogs (^Stuii^)
MERRY TERROR AT CHRISTMAS TERROR WARNING DEATH DOOM RUN FEAR TERROR CHRISTMAS WARNING, YOURS, THE GOVERNMENT (Quasi)
5 DAYS UNTIL BACK-TO-WORK WEDNESDAY. (^Stuii^)
4 DAYS UNTIL BACK-TO-WORK WEDNESDAY. ([Deev])
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YOU CUNTS (sam)
CHRISTMAS CANCELLED UNTIL MAY 17TH. WORK WILL START AT 6.00AM TOMORROW TO MAKE UP FOR THE FACT YOU WENT HOME EARLY ON FRIDAY. (ArrStuii)
JAMES BROWN DEAD (^Scroogii^)
PAULINE FOWLER DEAD (^Stuii^)
PREZZA NOT DEAD. NATION SIGHS. (^Stuii^)
President Ford dead (sausages)
GERALD FORD DEAD (^Stuii^)
TONY HART NEARLY DEAD (^Stuii^)
WORLD WAR 2 DEBTS ALL PAID TODAY. WORLD WAR 1 DEBTS STILL OUTSTANDING. (Quasi)
Doesnt make sence. (sam)
WOMEN: TAKE NOTE: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6214655.stm (^Stuii^)
SADDAM EXECUTION EXTRVAGANZA IMMINENT - ALL NET, ALL CHANNELS [WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?] (^Stuii^)
SADDAM DEAD *trueshocker* (Quasi)
SADDAM HUSSEIN DEAD (^Stuii^)
LESS THAN 36 HOURS DRINKING TIME UNTIL NEW YEAR!!! (^Stuii^)
OMG ITS THE LAST DAY OF THE YEAR! (^Stuii^)
One more day, then itll be 2006 2.0 (Wyrm)
YES HAPPY NEW FUCKING YEAR FOR FUCKS SAKE NOW GET FUCKING OVER IT (^Stuii^)
* Lambie_2 does sausages on the toilet carpet [Lambie_2] that gets rid of my veneral disease clean slate [Lambie_2] im so proud (Quasi)
* Lambie_2 does sausages on the toilet carpet [Lambie_2] that gets rid of my venereal disease clean slate [Lambie_2] im so proud (Quasi)

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