Topics from 2007

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These are all the channel topics from 2007, from start to finish.

  • Celebrity BB tonight - all net, all channels (StuiiWAR)
  • LITTLE CHEF DEAD (Owf)
  • LITTLE CHEF DEAD | MUSIC ZONE DEAD (Owf)
  • LITTLE CHEF DEAD | MUSIC ZONE DEAD | ENGLISH CRICKET DEAD ([Deev])
  • LITTLE CHEF DEAD | MUSIC ZONE DEAD | ENGLISH CRICKET DEAD | PRINCES DI DEAD | YES, REALLY. (Quasi)
  • LITTLE CHEF DEAD | MUSIC ZONE DEAD | ENGLISH CRICKET DEAD | PRINCESS DI DEAD | YES, REALLY. (Quasi)
  • LITTLE CHEF DEAD | MUSIC ZONE DEAD | ENGLISH CRICKET DEAD | PRINCESS DI DEAD | Ayatollah Ali Khamenei believed dead (Wyrm)
  • LITTLE CHEF DEAD | MUSIC ZONE DEAD | ENGLISH CRICKET DEAD | PRINCESS DI DEAD | AYATOLLAH ALI KHAMENEI BELIEVED DEAD | GEOFF CAPES NOT DEAD (Owf)
  • LITTLE CHEF DEAD | MUSIC ZONE DEAD | TVR DEAD | ENGLISH CRICKET DEAD | PRINCESS DI DEAD | AYATOLLAH ALI KHAMENEI BELIEVED DEAD | GEOFF CAPES NOT DEAD ([Deev])
  • LITTLE CHEF DEAD | MUSIC ZONE DEAD | TVR DEAD | ENGLISH CRICKET DEAD | PRINCESS DI DEAD | AYATOLLAH ALI KHAMENEI BELIEVED DEAD | GEOFF CAPES NOT DEAD | FIDEL CASTRO NOT DEAD, HES PINNING FOR THE FJORDS (Quasi)
  • LITTLE CHEF DEAD | MUSIC ZONE DEAD | TVR DEAD | ENGLISH CRICKET DEAD | PRINCESS DI DEAD | AYATOLLAH ALI KHAMENEI BELIEVED DEAD | GEOFF CAPES NOT DEAD | FIDEL CASTRO NOT DEAD, HES PINING FOR THE FJORDS (Quasi)
  • IM NOT SERVING JADE DECLARES TOURETTE, SCALING BB HOUSE WALL (StuiiWAR)
  • [Saarlax] Feek has been molesting me again. I dislike being referred to as my little sunshine, and he made me touch his weewee. (Quasi)
  • CBB KEN QUITS (StuiiWAR)
  • MAGNUSSON HAS STARTED AND HAS FINISHED (StuiiWAR)
  • EVERY TIME YOU SAY LOL, GOD KILLS A KITTEN (StuiiWAR)
  • LIFE FUNCTIONS TERMINATED (QuasiWAR)
  • SCOOBY DOO DEAD ([Deev])
  • [feek] i spent this afternoon weeing on stuii, in a pair of rodeo chaps, he loved it. [feek] *lasso dancing stylee* (Quasi)
  • [feek] i spent this afternoon weeing on stuii in a pair of rodeo chaps, he loved it. [feek] *lasso dancing stylee* (Quasi)
  • CBB CAROLE OUT (ArrStuii)
  • * Burt inserts a rampant rabbit [Lambie_1] its far too long [Lambie_1] spread on the marmalade [ArrStuii] cram that rod in there [Lambie_1] split that sphincter (Quasi)
  • * Burt inserts a rampant rabbit [Lambie_1] its far too long [Lambie_1] spread on the marmalade [ArrStuii] cram that rod in there [Lambie_1] split that sphincter * Owf parts his legs (ArrStuii)
  • * Burt inserts a rampant rabbit [Lambie_1] its far too long [Lambie_1] spread on the marmalade [ArrStuii] cram that rod in there [Lambie_1] split that sphincter * Owf parts his legs [Owf] shove a thick rod in this sweaty mancunt (Quasi)
  • ATTITUDE DEAD ([Deev])
  • ArrStuii sells his soul [ArrStuii] its not worth $10 any more [ArrStuii] it fucking riled me when lambie got $1164999 [ArrStuii] in real life hed have ransomed it [sam] whats the big fuss (Wyrm)
  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs ALL BANNED (ArrStuii)
  • IL VENT (ArrStuii)
  • CBB SPONSOR CARPHONE WAREHOUSE PULLS PLUG (ArrStuii)
  • CBB SPONSOR CARPHONE WAREHOUSE PULLS PLUG, BB JADES PERFUME REMOVED FROM STORES, WAG LLOYD DROPPED BY MODELLING AGENCY (^Stuii^)
  • CBB SPONSOR CARPHONE WAREHOUSE PULLS PLUG, BB JADES PERFUME REMOVED FROM STORES, WAG LLOYD DROPPED BY MODELLING AGENCY, SENSE DROPPED BY POPULATION, HUGE ADVERTISING REVENUE INCREASES FOR CHANNEL 4 (Quasi_)
  • CBB SPONSOR CARPHONE WAREHOUSE PULLS PLUG, BB JADES PERFUME REMOVED FROM STORES, WAG LLOYD DROPPED BY MODELLING AGENCY, SENSE DROPPED BY POPULATION, HUGE ADVERTISING REVENUE INCREASES FOR CHANNEL 4, YOURE ALL TOOLS (Quasi_)
  • PROTECTED EXIT FOR BB JADE (ArrStuii)
  • COMMENCE ICE AGE (Quasi_)
  • FIDEL CASTRO NEARLY DEAD SAYS CHAVEZ (^Stuii^)
  • FIDEL CASTRO REPLACED WITH ANIMATRONIC LIKENESS, AGAIN (Quasi_)
  • Take your Award - Mr. Smallest ramrod 2006. Dont tell me why your sausage is so small! 87% weenie (sam)
  • PLEASE DONT COMMIT ANY CRIME TODAY, WE WOULDNT BE ABLE TO IMPRISON YOU. THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION. LUV, JOHN REID. (Quasi_)
  • ACTION PUMPO (^Stuii^)
  • cause my fatlings, of the their iniquity? To get you If (Quasi)
  • RITZ FIRE HORROR (Owf)
  • BB KING NEARLY DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • BB KING NEARLY DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • BB KING NOT DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • GRANDSTAND DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • BOLLYWOOD SHILPA WINS CELEB BB (ArrStuii)
  • Lord Levy arrested... again. (Wyrm)
  • CIVIL SERVICE JOBSWORTHS STRIKE. CASH STRAPPED AND OVERTAXED NATION DOESNT GIVE A FLYING FUCK. (ArrStuii)
  • TERROR ITS TERRORISM WEVE SAVED YOU FROM TERROR TERROR! (QuasiDYING)
  • 1980s TO BE ERASED FROM HISTORY. OWF, LAMBIE, STUII AND DEEV 21 AGAIN o/ (ArrStuii)
  • FLOPPY DISKS DEAD http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6314251.stm (ArrStuii)
  • FLOPPY DISKS DEAD. BEAUTIFUL SOUTH DEAD. ([Deev])
  • FLOPPY DISKS DEAD. BEAUTIFUL SOUTH DEAD. CASTRO APPARENTLY NOT DEAD. (ArrStuii)
  • FOOTBALLS SHERRINGHAM DUMPS SCOUSE CBB DANIELLE (^Stuii^)
  • NO BOOKINGS FOR BB JADE - AGENT (ArrStuii)
  • Bliar interviewed by police. Again. (Wyrm)
  • The previous hour brought to you by HM Government (Quasi)
  • [eppa] christ almighty, I love cum [eppa] its just so fucking nice [eppa] loads of juice [eppa] double cum and coke [eppa] do it, you wont regret it [eppa] I will shortly be changing my pants (ArrStuii)
  • [eppa] christ almighty, I love cum [eppa] its just so fucking nice [eppa] loads of juice [eppa] double cum and coke [eppa] do it, you wont regret it [keef] i like it [keef] it warms my cock [eppa] I will shortly be changing my pants (ArrStuii)
  • ITS BIRD FLU AND WERE ALL GOING TO DIE ([Deev])
  • MUSLIMS AND QUEERS IN PLOT TO BRING BIRD PLAGUE TO UK ([Deev])
  • NETSCAPE 9 RELEASED | ALL SEVEN NETSCAPE 8 USERS REJOICE (sam)
  • THERE IS NO PROBLEM. PLEASE DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET. (ErkStuii)
  • THERE IS NO PROBLEM. PLEASE DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET. YOULL GO BLIND IF YOU ADJUST YOUR SET. (ErkStuii)
  • SPECIAL DEAL: 1000 FREE TURKEYS WITH ANY PURCHASE OF ZYKLON-B (Quasi)
  • Welcome to #Aber; were deader than a zombie convention in Brighton. (Wyrm)
  • [08:23:44] [Gareth_Bowker] so any kids want to fux? (Quasi)
  • [Gareth_Bowker] so any kids want to fux? [burt] stains horror (Quasi)
  • DUE TO SNOW THE COUNTRY HAS STOPPED (sam)
  • ARCTIC GRIP. IT MUST BE GLOBAL COOLING. (ArrStuii)
  • ANNA NICOLE SMITH DEAD (Owf)
  • ON NOW:ANNA NICOLE SMITH DEAD, ON NEXT:FEEK HOUR (feek)
  • ON NOW: GOLD-DIGGING IRRELEVANT UGLY BITCH ANNA NICOLE SMITH DEAD, ON NEXT: FEEK HOUR FINISHING WITH: LAST ORDERS (Quasi)
  • NTL DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • NTL AND TELEWEST DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • NTL AND TELEWEST DEAD. ALL HAIL EMPEROR BRANSON. (ArrStuii)
  • TORI AND BLU PUT CHILDREN OUTSIDE BACK DOOR WHEN TROUBLESOME, COINCIDENCE AND LACK OF EVIDENCE TO CONTRARY CONFIRMS (ArrStuii)
  • ADULT GAYDAR-FOUNDING SON OF BURT AND STUII FOUND DEAD: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6354323.stm (Quasi)
  • ITS ALL OVER FOR JADE, INSISTS CLIFFORD (^Stuii^)
  • I so tyrannosaurus! Do you mind your nobles equally forbid insolent contempt, or low envy and jealousy. Low (sam)
  • YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK (^Stuii^)
  • MAINLY BLACK YOUTHS, PLEASE STOP SHOOTING EACH OTHER OR WELL BE FORCED TO ARM THE POLICE, AND YOU DONT WANT THAT. (Quasi)
  • BURT AND SAUSAGES - WEVE SEEN THE BBC NEWS STORY ABOUT THE FOUR LEGGED DUCKLING. KEEP THE FUCK UP. (^Stuii^)
  • http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_east/6391587.stm WELL, WHERES THE FRONT PAGE FULL FEATURE SCREAMING AND WAILING? (Quasi)
  • http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/6400789.stm *SMILE* *NOD* (Quasi_)
  • SHES STILL DEAD, GET OVER IT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. (Quasi)
  • DEEV TO BUY TALBOT SUNBEAM 1.2 SPORT (^Stuii^)
  • BEHOLD FUZZY MOON http://www.paranoidandroid.org.uk/images/moon-03032007/ (Quasi)
  • MARGARET THATCHER POSSIBLY DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • MARGARET THATCHER POSSIBLY DEAD, see also: http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/march/5/newsid_2710000/2710127.stm (Quasi)
  • MARGARET THATCHER POSSIBLY DEAD; Britney Spears still not yet dead. (Wyrm)
  • THATCHER NOT DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • [Wyrm] I ride arse hard, like a beast * Wyrm remembers stuii, the 2.5 dim pikey [Wyrm] Come to think of it, Ive got that feek in the cellar still, just awful bukake [Wyrm] I make up for it with a fuck-off nob (feek)
  • DOPE GRANNY GUILTY (^Stuii^)
  • IM GOING TO GET YOU WARNS MADELEY ON MUGGER (^Stuii^)
  • JOHN INMAN DEAD ([Deev])
  • JOHN INMAN DEAD - HES FREE! (^Stuii^)
  • [tori] you must be reatrded (sam)
  • SKYNET LAUNCHED. BRACE FOR GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON. (^Stuii^)
  • [epperr] hey I dont care, its only 2 days until my boobs return [NLA/NLR] ([Deev])
  • ASTON MARTIN BRITISH AGAIN (ArrStuii)
  • [epperr] kids suck on my testes (sam)
  • [epperr] kids suck on my testes [epperr] and penis [epperr] and arse (sam)
  • Deev buys new car *shocker* | http://snipurl.com/1235i (sam)
  • X-FACTOR WALSH REPLACED BY SEXUALLY AMBIGUOUS GEST (ArrStuii)
  • X-FACTOR WALSH REPLACED BY SEXUALLY AMBIGUOUS IM A CELEBRITY GEST (ArrStuii)
  • GARETH HUNT DEAD ([Deev])
  • MAN WHOSE NAME RHYMES WITH CUNT DEAD (epperr)
  • [epperr] I got called a natural by a 10 year old boy ([Deev])
  • [epperr] I got called a natural by a 10 year old boy [Owf] my sort of thing is teen arse (Wyrm)
  • [epperr] I got called a natural by a 10 year old boy [Owf] my sort of thing is teen arse [sam] yeah i was looking to rim teen nerd arse earlier (Owf)
  • [epperr] I got called a natural by a 10 year old boy [Owf] my sort of thing is teen arse [sam] yeah i was looking to rim teen nerd arse earlier [Owf] you live in wales where the paedos are spoiled (Wyrm)
  • BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH (epperr)
  • Its no longer the ides of March (epperr)
  • BRING BACK MAGGIE (sam)
  • THIS EVENING ON #ABER: COMIC RELIEF RELIEF (ArrStuii)
  • [tori] Im about as sexy as a sheep with piles [Owf] tori I shag all forms of poo [tori] owf you should be chuffed to have me [tori] I get INSANELY jealous [Owf] i just shag teen lambs (Wyrm)
  • [tori] Im about as sexy as a sheep with piles [Owf] tori I shag all forms of poo [tori] owf you should be chuffed to have me [tori] I get INSANELY jealous [Owf] i just shag teen lambs [Owf] im baaaad (sam)
  • FUCK OFF LIVE CHILDREN IN NEED OF RELIEF AID 8 (ArrStuii)
  • [^Woodsta^] i shot sex tapes in my old road in southampton (ArrStuii)
  • CYMRU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... is shit (Quasi)
  • CYMRU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... is shit - the fucking cunting welsh (feek)
  • CYMRU 27-18 ENGLAND (sausages)
  • fuck wales, fuck them right in the ear (feek)
  • #ABER NEWSPIPE: MORE NEWS SOON. (ArrStuii)
  • SWEET PUSSY PAULINE DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • TIMOTHY CLAYPOLE FROM RENTAGHOST DEAD FOR 20 YEARS (^Stuii^)
  • BRACE FOR BUDGET ([Deev])
  • BRACE FOR BUDGET | Vaseline is available at the door ?300+VAT+council tax+IHT+fuel duty (Owf)
  • BRACE FOR BUDGET | BROWN MAKES TAX CUT *SUPERSHOCKER* (ArrStuii)
  • [epperr] Im done in 5 minutes now [NLA/NLR] (ArrStuii)
  • [epperr] Im done in 5 minutes now [NLA/NLR] [Owf] I intend to offload before long [NLA/NLR] (ArrStuii)
  • [epperr] Im done in 5 minutes now [NLA/NLR] [Owf] I intend to offload before long [NLA/NLR] [Wyrm] It is quite long, and fairly wide, but utterly un-noticable, as I am sure Owf will be kind enough to point out in a minute. [NLA/NLR] (^Stuii^)
  • WAR WITH IRAN. WAR HAS BROKEN. THIS IS A WAR. (^Stuii^)
  • [tori] anyway, what i really want is as much hot scat from stuii as I can afford [LambieCGI] tori you can have mine [tori] ohh cool [tori] thankyou!!!! [tori] I love getting drunk and smelly and wet (Wyrm)
  • [tori] anyway, what i really want is as much hot scat from stuii as I can afford [LambieCGI] tori you can have mine [tori] ohh cool [tori] thankyou!!!! [tori] I love getting drunk and smelly and wet [^Woodsta^] im glad i dont have biological urges (Wyrm)
  • [tori] anyway, what i really want is as much hot scat from stuii as I can afford [LambieCGI] tori you can have mine [tori] ohh cool [tori] thankyou!!!! [tori] I love getting drunk and smelly and wet [^Woodsta^] im glad i have biological urges [Blu]welshmen have dirty urges concerning sheep poo [^Woodsta^] (Wyrm)
  • [tori] anyway, what i really want is as much hot scat from stuii as I can afford [LambieCGI] tori you can have mine [tori] ohh cool [tori] thankyou!!!! [tori] I love getting drunk and smelly and wet [^Woodsta^] im glad i have biological urges [Blu]welshmen have dirty urges concerning sheep poo (Wyrm)
  • The drinks are on eppa this lunchtime (Wyrm)
  • The previous topic was defunct the moment it was set. (Quasi)
  • CHANNEL CLOSED FOR CLEANING. APRIL FOOL AHAHAHAHAHAHA! (ArrStuii)
  • [Owf] HELLO? IM IN THE SEX SHOP. DO YOU WANT SOME FAKE RUBBER BREASTS? (NLA/NLR) (Wyrm)
  • ON NOW: WOMANS HOUR (sam)
  • ON NOW: WOMANS HOUR. ON NEXT: WOMEN BANNED. (^Stuii^)
  • WAR WITH IRAN DELAYED, COUNTRY GOES BACK TO CUTTING HAIR AND/OR DRIVING TAXIS (Quasi_)
  • ON NOW: SAM AND QUASI HOUR WITH TORI (feek)
  • DUCKIJOB DEAD. Send her lots of wuffles, you cold hearted bastards (Asan)
  • DOLEY DUCKI SPOTTED IN BOOKIES WITH SPONGING STUII (ArrStuii)
  • ANOTHER BLACK KID SHOT DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • ANOTHER BLACK KID SHOT DEAD - STABBED != SHOT. (Quasi)
  • STABBING WITH BULLETS (^Woodsta^)
  • ENGLAND NOT YET OUT OF KRIKKET WORLD CUP UBERSHOCKER (^Woodsta^)
  • GREAT HORNYTOADS (ArrStuii)
  • [sam] there must be a market for some kind of shit you stick up your nose in clubs [NLA/NLR] (^Stuii^)
  • WILLS DUMPS KATE (ArrStuii)
  • 22 DEAD IN AMERICAN COLLEGE SHOOTING SPREE. AGAIN. (DyingDeev)
  • 29 DEAD IN AMERICAN SHOOTING SPREE. RAMPAGE. (150 DEAD IN IRAQ, WHATEVA) (eppa)
  • Blond Blue Ewyed Axmateur Suucking GIGRANTCOCK I am a communist snowwhite (sam)
  • 31 YOUNG AMERICANS DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • UP TO 26,000 AMERICAN COLLEGE STUDENTS DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • RAMPAGE (eppa)
  • RAMPAGE. BUSH HORRIRIFIEDER (eppa)
  • GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE, MENTALS DO, NRA predicted to say (ArrStuii)
  • http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032619/ ([DyingDeev])
  • MENTLAR SPEAKS: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032619/ ([DyingDeev])
  • WARNING: KNIVES MAY BE SHARP (sam)
  • WARNING: KNIVES MAY BE SHARP AND BECOME SLIPPERY WHEN WET (Quasi)
  • HAVE YOU GOT A FRICASSEEING RABBIT LICENCE?! (Quasi)
  • NATIONAL RACISM DAY - THATS RACIST (Quasi_)
  • NATIONAL RACISM DAY - THATS RACIST - NO BLACKS (Quasi_)
  • NATIONAL RACISM DAY - THATS RACIST - NO BLACKS, NO DRAGONS (Quasi_)
  • BORIS DEAD (Blu)
  • YELTSIN BODY SELF-PRESERVED IN VODKA (ArrStuii)
  • FOOTBALLS BALL DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • Spinal Tap to re-form (Wyrm)
  • GAYLENOL (^Woodsta^)
  • [Owf] according to sam, i pork sheep [Owf] or goat arse on friday [sam] YOU MUSTNT SCREW SHEEP BUM [Owf] says half cock with lycra tights (Wyrm)
  • [Owf] according to sam, i pork sheep [Owf] or goat arse on friday [sam] YOU MUSTNT SCREW SHEEP BUM [Owf] says half cock with lycra tights [sam] i can do 5 a day (Blu)
  • [^Woodsta^] set me up the ultrawide (Quasi)
  • NAME THAT THING: http://www.anothergeek.com/namethatbug.jpg (Asan)
  • BEHOLD http://www.stuiitimes.co.uk/ (ArrStuii)
  • ON NOW: Election special. ON NEXT: Smirking at sausages. (ArrStuii)
  • http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/vote2007/local_councils/html/region_99999.stm FUCKING HAR (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] theres nothing like a freshly shaved and lubed goose [eppa] youre missing out [Owf] id have a goat over a goose any time (Wyrm)
  • [feek] stuii is bum raping me (Asan)
  • [feek] stuii is bum raping me [Quasi_] I need a butt (^Stuii^)
  • [feek] stuii is bum raping me [Quasi_] I need a butt Deev Im terribly partial to gash [tori] I like bleeding axe wounds [tori] make me go all funny (^Stuii^)
  • ON ALL THIS WEEK: The Chronicles Of Lambies New PC. PART 1: Order acceptance failure. (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] the only thing I want is a gay fucking ([Deev])
  • [eppa] the only thing I want is a gay fucking [eppa] with a nig nog (sam)
  • [eppa] the only thing I want is a gay fucking [eppa] with a nig nog [Lambie] fuck my shitcan (sam)
  • ON ALL THIS WEEK: The Chronicles of Lambies New PC. PART 2: Item[s] Out Of Stock (ArrStuii)
  • Armageddon scheduled to begin on 3rd July (world-eating monsters from beyond spacetime tend to sleep in) (Wyrm)
  • Gordon Brown has Bliars Full Support. Funeral plans for Brown to be announced soon. (Wyrm)
  • [eppa] hello campers [eppa] I buggered a billy goat [eppa] and I had a lovely suck too [eppa] quite a nice day, really (Wyrm)
  • The Chronicles of Lambie Part III: City Link Job Number Does Not Exist (sam)
  • [eppa] I was supposed to hump and bugger father [eppa] but I think thes pissed (Quasi)
  • [eppa] I was supposed to hump and bugger father [eppa] but I think hes pissed (Quasi)
  • [eppa] I was supposed to hump and bugger father [eppa] but I think hes pissed [Lambie] perhaps it was stuiis rohypnol with a delayed effect (Quasi)
  • [@Blu] where is that cunt? (^Woodsta^)
  • TANZEN (^Stuii^)
  • MADDY PARENTS: SHES DEAD. ACCEPT IT. (ArrStuii)
  • CUTTY SARK DEAD (Owf)
  • SARKY CUNT DEAD (eppa)
  • HIP DEAD ([Deev])
  • HERMAN GOERING DEAD (Quasi)
  • [fodders] FUCK MY DONG [tori] I have a todger [tori] finally [tori] dogs lick it [tori] fucking perfect. (Blu)
  • LIVERPOOL DEAD ([Deev])
  • [fodders] FUCK MY DONG [tori] I have a todger [tori] finally [tori] dogs lick it [tori] fucking perfect. (Blu)
  • [fodders] FUCK MY DONG [tori] I have a todger [tori] finally [tori] dogs lick it [tori] fucking perfect. [Asan] fuck me now (Blu)
  • [fodders] FUCK MY DONG [tori] I have a todger [tori] finally [tori] dogs lick it [tori] fucking perfect. [Asan] fuck me now [Lambie] shell shit herself (Blu)
  • [LambieCGI] cow-orker is attempting to pump me [LambieCGI] all he is getting is my hand (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: Employment Merrygoround. ON NEXT: Drinking and drugs. (^Stuii^)
  • [iStuii] I AM ON TEH K [iStuii] HOW VWY AR O [iStuii] i did not fall dpwn the tairs [iStuii] but i did piss on hge floor | KIDS: JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS (sam)
  • TEA HEE, NO BREW FOR BIG B (^Stuii^)
  • BIG BROTHERS BIG LAUNCH ABER TV HECKLING SPECIAL TONIGHT 21.00 ALL NET ALL CHANELS [WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE] (ArrStuii)
  • http://www.paranoidandroid.org.uk/images/2007-05/bmw-bad-for-environment.jpg (Quasi)
  • IF YOU THINK ITS SHIT, DONT WATCH IT, TURN IT OFF, GO FOR A WALK. (Quasi)
  • BIG BROTHER BIG SISTER! (BigStuii)
  • [LambieCGI] apparently im the last sane man in new labour [McOwf] celia is a complete nutter i hear LambieCGI] DEATH TO ALL insane women [McOwf] her next, is it? (Wyrm)
  • THE PREVIOUS TOPIC DIED (sam)
  • [fodders] i get really hard when offered fresh virgin sheep arses [sam] you stink of goats alsO you perverted twat [fodders] goat fucking is gay (Wyrm)
  • Lambie and Tori in death by electric death. Sausages fried. (sam)
  • EMILY REMOVED FROM BB HOUSE IS SHOCK NIGGER OUTBURST (sam)
  • EMILY REMOVED FROM BB HOUSE IN SHOCK NIGGER OUTBURST (sam)
  • STUII IN EMPLOYMENT SHOCKER (StuiiJOB)
  • [fodders] come and ring my bell and ill show you how hard it is (NLA/NLR) (Quasi)
  • ON NOW: LAMBI FAILUR HOUR (sam)
  • BB LESLEY QUITS (^Stuii^)
  • The Previous Topic Was Shit. (Quasi)
  • RACIST BB EMILY IN WHITES FIRST, SOOTY REMARK IN DINNER QUEUE AT SCHOOL, REVELATION (^Stuii^)
  • [tori] at least I only have to do it every six months (^Stuii^)
  • [tori] Im such a retard [tori] I cant even spell my own name [tori] english is so much effort (Blu)
  • APPRENTICE KATIE FIRED FROM NORMAL JOB (ArrStuii)
  • MONKHOUSE ALMOST NOT DEAD ([Deev])
  • APPRENTICE SIMON WINS (^Stuii^)
  • 3 HELD OVER BARRYMORE POOL POOF DEAD. BUT NOT BARRYMORE. (^Stuii^)
  • 3 HELD OVER BARRYMORE POOL POOF DEATH. BUT NOT BARRYMORE. (^Stuii^)
  • JIM BRANNING (NEARLY) DEAD (sam)
  • BERNARD MANNING �DEAD (Wyrm)
  • BERNARD MANNING DEAD - WOGS, PAKIS AND WOMEN REJOICE (^Stuii^)
  • USE POOR GRAMMAR AND YOU WILL BE JUDGED (^Stuii^)
  • APPEAL FOR JAN DILDO KILLER (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: LAMBIE AND FODDERS HOUR (fodders)
  • BB BECKS ZIGGY DUMPS BB POSH CHANELLE (ArrStuii)
  • BRACE FOR BROWN (ArrStuii)
  • BRACE FOR BROWN | NO GLASTOBORES | PAKIS GO HOME (ArrStuii)
  • WHEN WILL THE RAIN STOP? BET NOW! (^Stuii^)
  • WHEN WILL THE RAIN STOP? BET NOW! ON LATER: WHEN WILL THE DUSTBOWL END? (Quasi)
  • BB CHANELLE EATS HER OWN SPOTS REVEALS PAL (^Stuii^)
  • OMG FLOODS. IT MUST BE GLOBAL WARMING^W^WCLIMATE CHANGE (^Stuii^)
  • TOM CRUISE VERBOTEN (^Stuii^)
  • NO NOOBS | NO GLASTONBORE (sam)
  • BLAIR TERM DEAD ([Deev])
  • THE KING IS DEAD, ALL HAIL THE KING (ErkStuii)
  • Bliar questioned regarding Cash for peerages enquiry (Wyrm)
  • SPICE GIRLS: NO (Quasi_)
  • FOPP DEAD ([Deev])
  • L@@K, TERROR!!!! (Quasi_)
  • TERROR! MERCEDES TO BE BANNED! (eppa)
  • NO SMOKING (^Stuii^)
  • NO FAGS (Quasi_)
  • [Lambie] hurrah [Lambie] ive finally fucked sausages bog (NLA/NLR) (Wyrm)
  • [Lambie] hurrah [Lambie] ive finally fucked sausages (Wyrm)
  • Suspicious baggage found in terminal 4 of Heathrow, London closed until further notice. (Wyrm)
  • ALAN JOHNSTON FREED (fodders)
  • WILL LAMBIE AND FEEK MEET? BET NOW. (StuiiWork)
  • SPIRITS OF NONMEET, CAST YOUR EVIL SPELLS OVER THE VICTORIA STATION AREA THIS EVENING. (^Stuii^)
  • George Melly dead (Wyrm)
  • Mad Irish free energy device tentatively assumed to be complete FAILURE (Wyrm)
  • INTEREST RATES RAISED (ArrStuii)
  • INTEREST RATES RAISED | FOR MADDIE!!!! (sam)
  • INTEREST RATES RAISED | FOR MADDIE!!!! (to keep awareness up) (ArrStuii)
  • Kwik Save almost dead (Wyrm)
  • AL GORE IN DRUGS BUST (^Stuii^)
  • WILLS AND KATE BACK ON (^Stuii^)
  • EPPA HAS LEFT THE COUNTRY (ArrStuii)
  • [sam] last time i offered him a bed he blew me at a hotel (Quasi)
  • WELSH BB LAURA EVICTED ISNT IT (^Stuii^)
  • BEHOLD: http://www.anothergeek.com/misc/elter.jpg (Asan)
  • QUESTIONING FOR MADDIE SUSPECT HE DUNNIT ITS OBVIOUS THINK OF THE CHILDREN MADDIES LAW (^Stuii^)
  • QUESTIONING FOR MADDIE SUSPECT HE DUNNIT ITS OBVIOUS THINK OF THE CHILDREN MADDIES LAW | QUESTIONAR PARA O SUSPEITO DE MADDIE PENSA DA LEI DAS CRIAN?AS O MADDIE (^Stuii^)
  • QUESTIONING FOR MADDIE SUSPECT HE DUNNIT ITS OBVIOUS THINK OF THE CHILDREN MADDIES LAW (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: You know what I hate? ON NEXT: Fuck you all. ([Deev])
  • [sam] ive just fucked nurseys rear [sam] i have had literally no cunt this year [sam] she hadnt had it in 5 years (^Stuii^)
  • AULD MAN OWF 32 (^Stuii^)
  • COLD WAR II (^Stuii^)
  • In Memoriam http://www.rhydio.com/products/broadband/bbtools.html another bedroom ISP falls sadly by the wayside (Dan)
  • fucks sake (^Stuii^)
  • Its Alive! (Dan)
  • NEW YORK STEAM TERROR HORROR ZOMG ([Deev])
  • Copies of Harry Potter 7 generally thought to be crap (Dan)
  • Copies of Harry Potter 7 generally thought to be crap (and what could you expect otherwise from Wyrm?) (Dan)
  • HARRY POTTER DEAD (sam)
  • ON NOW: Rain! ON NEXT: Hosepipe ban! ON LATER: Why wont someone think of maddie? (Asan)
  • ON NOW: OMG Rain! ON NEXT: OMG Hosepipe ban! ON LATER: OMG Why wont someone think of maddie? (Asan)
  • FLOODS TAKING ATTENTION AWAY FROM MADDIE, WHINE MCCANN PARENTS (^Stuii^)
  • WE DIDNT SEE IT COMING! state flood victims, after two months of solid rain (^Stuii^)
  • ^Stuii^, you are wise beyond your years: Re: [uknot] squeegey wielding bastards (Wyrm)
  • SHAMBO DEAD ([Deev])
  • BB CHARLEY DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • LONDON IN MASS FLOOD HELL http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/uk_enl_1185603003/img/1.jpg (^Stuii^)
  • BB CHANELLE DEAD ([Deev])
  • BB CHANELLE MAYBE NOT DEAD ([Deev])
  • FRANK BUTCHER DEAD (Asan)
  • BB CHANELLE WALKS (^Stuii^)
  • BB CHANELLE WALKS, #Aber amazed that anyone cares (Dan)
  • PHIL DRABBLE DEAD (Owf)
  • BB BRIAN STILL THICK (^Stuii^)
  • YANKS DIE IN BRIDGE HORROR (ArrStuii)
  • OMG FOOT AND MOUTH (^Stuii^)
  • FARM PROBE (^Stuii^)
  • FOOT AND MOUTH OUTBREAK FOR MADDIE (^Stuii^)
  • WAAH WAAH MADDIES NOT DEAD, WAILS MCCANN, WITHOUT ANY EVIDENCE (^Stuii^)
  • whois microsoft.com WELCOME BACK TO THE 1990s (Dan)
  • Welcome to #aber. Please deposit any hope or expectations you may have in the handy receptacles, since you wont need either of those in here. (Dan)
  • ANTHONY WILSON DEAD ([Deev])
  • GNER DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • MORRISONS POISONS WOMAN TO DEATH. PROBABLY POOR ANYWAY. (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: WAAH WAAH EXAMS ARE GETTING EASIER (RPT) (sam)
  • BECKHAM SCORES GOAL *SUPERSHOCKER* (Stuii)
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY COMPACT DISC ([Deev])
  • PERVERSION PROBE FOR BUSHELL (ArrStuii)
  • Chicks always whizgiggled at me and even fellows did in the not private water closet! Well, now I whizgiggle at them, because I took Mega. Dik (sam)
  • ON NOW: Lehnam fires 1200, closes sub-prime unit. ON NEXT: DUDE, WHERES MY MORTGAGE (sam)
  • SENIOR MONK DIES IN LAWNMOWER HORROR (^Stuii^)
  • CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: LARGE WEEKEND COMEDOWN, WITH DRUNKARD SHINY, DRUGGIE STUII AND HIPPAH DEEV (ArrStuii)
  • YOU WILL OBEY (ArrStuii)
  • PRESCOTT TO QUIT (ArrStuii)
  • OWEN WILSON ATTEMPTS SUICIDE (eppa)
  • OWEN WILSON ATTEMPTS SUICIDE | YOU, ME AND O.D (sam)
  • [sam] mine is 44mm, fucking huge [Owf] 40mm is the biggest Id want (ArrStuii)
  • THICK BB NIKKI STERILE o/ (ArrStuii)
  • POSH SNUBS BB CHANELLE (ArrStuii)
  • DIANA STILL DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • BO DIDDLEY NEARLY DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • MANCHESTER QUAKE TERROR HELL ([Deev])
  • MANCHESTER QUAKE TERROR HELL FOR MADDIE (sam)
  • RACIST BB EMILY BANNED FROM FINAL FOR MADDIE (^Stuii^)
  • DIANA MEMORIAL DAY FOR MADDIE DIANA DIANA MADDIE DIANA (sam)
  • DIANA MEMORIAL DAY FOR MADDIE DIANA DIANA MADDIE DIANA | MOTHER TERESA WHO? (sam)
  • DIANA MEMORIAL DAY FOR MADDIE DIANA DIANA MADDIE DIANA SARAHS LAW DEATH TO HUNTLEY (^Stuii^)
  • DIM BB BRIAN BELO WINS BB (^Stuii^)
  • JANE TOMLINSON DEAD *trueshocker* (Asan)
  • PAVAROTTI DEAD (sam)
  • QUIZ FOR MCCANN (^Stuii^)
  • KATE MCCANN DECLARED SUSPECT ([Deev])
  • AMOS BREARLY DEAD (Owf)
  • MCCANN DUNNIT (StuiiWAR)
  • MCCANN DUNNIT. FOR MADDIE. (^Stuii^)
  • GERRY MCCANN SUSPECT (^Stuii^)
  • WE DIDNT BURN HER - MCCANN (^Stuii^)
  • MCCANNS MAY HAVE KILLED DIANA AND MOTHER THERESA - SPIC POLICE (^Stuii^)
  • NEW LOOK FOR BIN LINER (^Stuii^)
  • MADDIE PARENTS KILLED MADDIE FOR MADDIE! DIANA! MADDIEANA (sam)
  • PAVAROTTI KILLED MADDIE BECAUSE MOTHER THERESA ABDUCTED DIANA - POLICE (^Stuii^)
  • MCCANNS FLEE PORTUGAL (ArrStuii)
  • QUIZ FOR BARRYMORE (^Stuii^)
  • [Owf] I binged on mayo this morning and turned into a 25 stone munter (^Stuii^)
  • NO RAP FOR BARRYMORE (^Stuii^)
  • SOCIAL SERVICES PROBE FOR MCCANNS (^Stuii^)
  • SOCIAL SERVICES PROBE FOR MCCANNS | GUILTY AS A FOX IN A HENHOUSE (sam)
  • REMEMBER REMEMBER THE 11TH OF SEPTEMBER (^Stuii^)
  • REMEMBER REMEMBER THE 11TH OF SEPTEMBER. FOR MADDIE. (^Stuii^)
  • MADDIE HAIR FOUND IN SCENIC SHOCK (^Stuii^)
  • JUDGE FOR MCCANNS (ArrStuii)
  • HOT NEW PUSSY FOR DOWNING STREET (^Stuii^)
  • New Foot & Mouth case suspected; McCanns to take blame (Dan)
  • FOOT AND MOUTH FOUND ON MADDIES CUDDLE CAT (iStuii)
  • MADDIE IN SLEEPING PILL OVERDOSE DEATH - FRANCE SOIR (ArrStuii)
  • http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/shropshire/6993095.stm - #ABER DOOMED ([Deev])
  • MADDIE DUMPED AT SEA - POLICIA (^Stuii^)
  • PHILOMENA MCCANN ORDERED TO SHUT UP - BY ALMOST EVERYONE (^Stuii^)
  • SCO DEAD ([Deev])
  • DISMEMBERMENT FOR CUDDLE CAT (^Stuii^)
  • COLIN MCRAE DEAD ([Deev])
  • COLIN MCRAE NO LONGER FEARED DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • QUIZ FOR MCCANN (ArrStuii)
  • MCRAE DEATH COPTER CRASH HORROR (sam)
  • MCRAE DEATH COPTER CRASH HORROR. AN UNSPECIFIC NUMBER OF NON-CELEBRITIES ALSO DIED TODAY. (^Stuii^)
  • MCRAE DEATH COPTER CRASH HORROR. AN UNSPECIFIC NUMBER OF NON-CELEBRITIES ALSO DIED TODAY. A NUMBER OF POOR, UGLY BLACK CHILDREN ALSO WENT MISSING. (^Stuii^)
  • MCRAE DIES IN HIS ROFLCOPTER. (^Stuii^)
  • NO QUIZ FOR MCCANNS - JUDGE (^Stuii^)
  • [CloggyOwf] I am a northerner at heArt * Dan reckons Owf is a southerner [CloggyOwf] thats disgraceful slander [CloggyOwf] thats simply not on (Dan)
  • BRITNEYS CAREER DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • AVAST (^Stuii^)
  • Normal service resumes. (ArrrDeev)
  • Normal service resumes. Silence. (^Stuii^)
  • AUNTIE IN CAT RAP (iStuii)
  • TITCHMARSH EJECTS MCCRIRICK (^Stuii^)
  • BERNERS-LEE IN STUPID MALE GEEK OUTBURST (ArrStuii)
  • MARCEL MARCEAU DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • OWF, LAMBIE 32, REVEALS PASSAGE OF TIME (^Stuii^)
  • PAEDO RAP FOR ELTON (^Stuii^)
  • NAKED OAP CONFRONTATION FOR KINNOCK (^Stuii^)
  • LONDON MAYOR LATEST: BORIS VS. RED KEN. WITH PC QUEER. (Owf)
  • OVERDOSE FOR HUNTLEY. MCCANN LINED UP TO REPLACE HIM. (^Stuii^)
  • You are the weakest husband. Goodbye! (^Stuii^)
  • NED SHERRIN DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • NED SHERRIN and RONNIE HAZLEHURST DEAD ([Deev])
  • GRINGO MADDIE POLICEMAN SACKED (ArrStuii)
  • NO SHOWER FOR SMELLY WOODSTA (iStuii)
  • MCCANNS IN PLOT TO KILL DIANA WITH WOODSTAS SHOWER ([Deev])
  • ALL SCMS DYING (ArrStuii)
  • ALL SCMS DYING, WYRM UNFORTUN (Dan)
  • ALL SCMS DYING, WYRM UNFORTUNATELY NOT DYING (Dan)
  • ALL SCMS DYING, WYRM MORE OR LESS DEAD ANYWAY (StuiiDYING)
  • ALL SCMS DYING, WYRM STILL ALIVE DESPITE THE BEST EFFORTS OF STUII (Dan)
  • GAY STAR TREK SULU NOW ASTEROID (StuiiDYING)
  • GAY STAR TREK SULU NOW ASSTEROID (sam)
  • BROWN IN ELECTION ANNOUNCEMENT RUMOUR (StuiiDYING)
  • BBC One controller Peter Fincham resigns ahead of the sack (Dan)
  • BBC BOSS QUITS IN QUEEN ROW (StuiiDYING)
  • NO ELECTION SAYS BROWN (ArrStuii)
  • LEWIS HAMILTON DOES A HENMAN (Asan)
  • TOP GEAR 7PM (iStuii)
  • TOP GEAR 8PM (iStuii)
  • TOP GEAR 8PM. NO LEAF-EATING NAZIS. (iStuii)
  • Today is international Cephalopod Awareness Day (Dan)
  • [Owf] i want to sound like Rab C Nesbitt [fodders] sounds about right [Owf] mcewans export and flat caps are a fetish of mine [fodders] good innit [Owf] deep fried mars bars taste great [fodders] a life in the north, then, owf [Owf] aye (Dan)
  • * Lambie commences packing shit [NLA/NLR] (iStuii)
  • * Lambie commences packing shit [NLA/NLR] [feek] i feel like fucking shit [NLA/NLR] (^Stuii^)
  • Stuart Benjamin Ford added Girls Aloud to his favorite music. (Lambie)
  • Stuart Benjamin Ford added Girls Aloud to his favorite music. Dave Shilson added Girls Aloud to his favorite music. (^Stuii^)
  • ENGLAND 0 CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKIES 0 (Lambie)
  • ENGLAND 5 CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKIES 3 (Lambie)
  • ENGLAND 5 CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKIES 6 (Lambie)
  • ENGLAND 5 CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKIES 9 (Lambie)
  • ENGLAND 8 CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKIES 9 (Lambie)
  • ENGLAND 11 CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKIES 9 (Lambie)
  • ENGLAND 14 CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKIES 9 (Lambie)
  • ON PREVIOUSLY: ENGLAND 14 CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS 9 ON LATER: SITH EFRICANS 14 FRAY BENTOS 20 (Owf)
  • KURT VON TRAPP DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • NATIONAL ROAD CHARGING DEAD (Owf)
  • MING RESIGNS (^Woodsta^)
  • LOAD (ArrStuii)
  • ALBAS DUMBLEDORE GAY (^Stuii^)
  • ENGLAND 6 - 12 FUCKING ARGENTINA OR WHATEVER (^Stuii^)
  • ENGLAND 6 - 15 FUCKING ARGENTINA OR WHATEVER (^Stuii^)
  • ENGLAND FAIL (^Stuii^)
  • X-FACTOR SHARON QUITS (^Stuii^)
  • NEW QUIZ FOR MCCANN MATES (^Stuii^)
  • Owf submits deev as a source of fuel for wyrms next car [Asan] youd be better off with Stuii [Asan] more fuel to burn [^Stuii^] im hurtling towards 21 stone (Dan)
  • [feek] elisas fanny is huge [feek] mine is tiny [feek] i fuck men [feek] for free [feek] as stuii can tell you [^Stuii^] i would if i could remember it (sam)
  • BUSH PLEASE HELP STOP THE CELEBRITIES HOUSES FROM BURNING BEGS GOVERNATOR (^Stuii^)
  • NO BLACKS, WHITES, YELLOWS, NIPS, GOOKS, WOPS, SPICS, PAKS, WOGS, GAYS, STRAIGHTS OR WELSH (sam)
  • WARNING: WYRM HAS ESCAPED FROM THE UNIVERSITY, LAST SEEN ROAMING AROUND MILLETS (^Stuii^)
  • RICKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY (Asan)
  • WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE (^Stuii^)
  • CONGRATULATIONS STUII - 22 TODAY (^Stuii^)
  • NANA MOON DEAD (Asan)
  • EASTERN ENGLAND SCHEDULED FOR DESTRUCTION BY FLOODING TONIGHT (iStuii)
  • ZOMG HAPPY IPHONE DAY W@W ([Deev])
  • 11/11 - Silence you cunts ([Deev])
  • SHUT UP CHAVEZ - KING JUAN (iStuii)
  • [Deev] My old arse is the most beautiful [Deev] Im quite the catch right now (StuiiDying)
  • OH MY GOD IM 30 IN UNDER 2 HOURS (sam)
  • OH MY GOD IM 32 IN UNDER 2 HOURS ([Deev])
  • ON NOW: DEEV 32 *MIRTH* ON LATER: HINGE AND BRACKET (Owf)
  • ON NOW: WIPER BLADE FORUM. ON NEXT: WHAT SHED? (sam)
  • OVERPAID CHAVS ABOUT TO FAIL (iStuii)
  • OVERPAID CHAVS FAIL (Owf)
  • DEFINITION OF IRONY: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/oxfordshire/7113984.stm (Quasi)
  • MORE WOE FOR GORD (iStuii)
  • TONY HOLLAND DEAD ([Deev])
  • EVIL KNIEVEL DEAD (StuiiDying)
  • EVIL KINIEVEL DEAD (StuiiDying)
  • EVIL KNIEVEL DEAD (StuiiDying)
  • SPELLING DEAD (Quasi)
  • JUNGLE VICTORY FOR CAMP PANTO BIGGINS (StuiiDying)
  • TWO MORE DISCS FOR DARLING (ArrStuii)
  • [sam] man i hate nursey [sam] shes a cantankerous old bag (^Stuii^)
  • [sam] man i hate nursey [sam] shes a cantankerous old bag [sam] her twat is dusty and smelly (Quasi)
  • [sam] man i hate nursey [sam] shes a cantankerous old bag [sam] her twat is dusty and smelly [Dan] try a Lemon rinse (Quasi)
  • [sam] man i hate nursey [sam] shes a cantankerous old bag [sam] her twat is dusty and smelly [Dan] try a Lemon rinse Deev I found myself looking at a vagina this weekend (Quasi)
  • [sam] man i hate nursey [sam] shes a cantankerous old bag [sam] her twat is dusty and smelly [Dan] try a Lemon rinse Deev I found myself looking at a vagina this weekend [Dan] I bought a day with a man. I learnt to love. (Quasi)
  • ANTON RODGERS DEAD ([Deev])
  • NO TOPIC IS SET. (Quasi)
  • CANOE PANAMA WOMAN ARREST WARRANT (^Stuii^)
  • PADDINGTON BEAR ARRESTED AND HELD BY IMMIGRATION OFFICIALS (Quasi)
  • PADDINGTON BEAR ARRESTED AND HELD BY IMMIGRATION OFFICIALS, ALSO, HINDU GODS RAM AND HANUMAN SUMMONED TO GO BEFORE INDIAN DISTRICT COURT. (Quasi)
  • PADDINGTON BEAR ARRESTED AND HELD BY IMMIGRATION OFFICIALS, ALSO, HINDU GODS RAM AND HANUMAN SUMMONED TO GO BEFORE INDIAN DISTRICT COURT. (Quasi)
  • [Monty] Im coming all over Stuii. he is beautiful. (^Stuii^)
  • [Monty] Im coming all over Stuii. he is beautiful. [Quasi_] WHY IS MY COFFEE SHAKING (Dan)
  • [Monty] Im coming all over Stuii. he is beautiful. [Quasi_] WHY IS MY COFFEE SHAKING [Quasi_] I think stuii is so butch and strong (Dan)
  • PRODUCTIVITY [...............] (sam)
  • PRODUCTIVITY [...............] BOOZING [|||||..........] (sam)
  • [Quasi] passes the time between arse whores [Lambie] i assume you are queer sir [Quasi] I am indeed [Quasi] most excellent, I must say (Dan)
  • IKE TURNER DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: STEREOTYPES AND RACISM. ON NEXT: LITTLE ELSE. (^Stuii^)
  • X-FACTOR SOB STORY X-FACTOR LEON WINS X-FACTOR (ArrStuii)
  • THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS SET IN CONJUNCTION WITH BURT AND THE TRISHA GODDARD SHOW (Quasi)
  • JUNGLE BIGGINS WINS STRICTLY X-FACTOR (ArrStuii)
  • [ArrStuii] i tried it with a woman again, started to do anal but she went fucking mental when i placed my thing in her hole, dumb bitch (Quasi)
  • [ArrStuii] i tried it with a woman again, started to do anal but she went fucking mental when i placed my thing in her hole, dumb bitch [Owf] is it customary to shout ooh, matron in an extremely camp fashion at this point? (Quasi)
  • The previous topic was ruined (^Stuii^)
  • The previous topic was ruined [citation needed] (Quasi)
  • [Dan] i did a model this morning, tied her to a tractor wheel, then groomed her [Dan] she didnt like it when i threw a bucket of sheep dip over her. (Quasi)
  • [Dan] i did a model this morning, tied her to a tractor wheel, then groomed her [Dan] she didnt like it when i threw a bucket of sheep dip over her. [Quasi] god I ache, so much (Dan)
  • [Dan] i did a model this morning, tied her to a tractor wheel, then groomed her [Dan] she didnt like it when i threw a bucket of sheep dip over her. (Quasi)
  • [Dan] i did a model this morning, tied her to a tractor wheel, then groomed her [Dan] she didnt like it when i threw a bucket of sheep dip over her. [Monty] i did that with Anne Widdecombe on Tuesday. She loves it when i ram a huge marrow into her. (Quasi_)
  • [Dan] i did a model this morning, tied her to a tractor wheel, then groomed her [Dan] she didnt like it when i threw a bucket of sheep dip over her. [Monty] i did that with Anne Widdecombe on Tuesday. She loves it when i ram a huge marrow into her muff. (Quasi_)
  • STRICTLY SUCCESS FOR DIXON (ArrStuii)
  • Quasimas (Quasi)
  • CHRISTMAS IS ON TUESDAY. YOU WILL BE AT WORK AS NORMAL ON MONDAY MORNING. (StuiiGear)
  • GET BACK TO WORK. (ArrStuii)
  • http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/newsnight/2007/12/the_ethics_of_christmas_presents.html (TheGhostOfQuasiYetToCome)
  • MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YOU CUNTS (sam)
  • CHRISTMAS CANCELLED, GO ABOUT YOUR LIVES (Quasi)
  • WORLD WRITHES IN GOOD CHEER HELL (ArrStuii)
  • SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET (Quasi)
  • [Q] everyone loves colonoscopy [Q] where everyone = burt and stuii [^Woodsta^] i might be interested then (Q)
  • WAR (QuasiWAR)
  • WAR - IN A NUCLEAR POWER, IRISH BUNKER NOW OPERATING AT MAX CAPACITY (QuasiWAR)
  • BENAZIR BHUTTO DEAD (StuiiWAR)
  • BENAZIR BHUTTO REMAINS DEAD (StuiiWAR)
  • BENAZIR BHUTTO DEAD, OTHER LESS IMPORTANT PEOPLE PROBABLY ALSO DEAD, BUT WHO CARES. (Quasi)
  • IT WAS AL-QUEDA!!!1 BLEATS PAKISTAN (ArrStuii)
  • NETSCAPE DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • ARISE SIR KYLIE AND DAME PARKY (ArrStuii)
  • RADIOS KEVIN GREENING DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • #aber New Year Party starts 23:59. Ends 00:01. (ArrStuii)
  • W@W ROUND NUMBER!! (Quasi)
  • TWO THOUSAND AND HATE (sam)
  • GET BACK TO WORK. AND DONT GIVE US ANY OF THAT CATCHING UP FROM CHRISTMAS CRAP. (^Stuii^)
  • SNOW REPORT: ABSOLUTELY NO SNOW (OwfWAR)
  • SNOW REPORT: STILL ABSOLUTELY NO SNOW (OwfWAR)
  • SNOW REPORT: STILL ABSOLUTELY NO SNOW (except for the vile Northern slum Wyrm lives in, which doesnt count) (Dan)
  • AMOUNT OF SNOW: 0CM (^Stuii^)
  • AMOUNT OF SNOW: 0CM. COUNTRY IN CHAOS ANYWAY. (ArrStuii)

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