Topics from 2009

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These are all the channel topics from 2009, from start to finish.

  • BECKHAM NEARLY PLAYS A WHOLE FOOTBALL GAME (ArrStuii)
  • DAVID VINE DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • DAVID VINE AND LAND OF LEATHER DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • PREVIOUSLY DEAD MANCHESTER ELECTRICITY SUPPLY NO LONGER DEAD (Owf)
  • OMICRON PERSEI 8 (ArrStuii)
  • FUCK OFF JANUARY (sam)
  • GEOFF HOON STILL A CUNT (Owf)
  • NORTEL NETWORKS DEAD (Owf)
  • NUMBER SIX DEAD (Lambie_)
  • ON NOW: NIMBYS MOAN ABOUT HEATHROW. ON NEXT: SAME NIMBYS MOAN ABOUT THE ECONOMY. (ArrStuii)
  • LOOK, SALES UP 18%, NOT SWEATSHOP SCANDAL! SAYS PRIMARK (ArrStuii)
  • FROM NOW ON THERE WILL BE A DAILY ARBITRARY BAN. TODAY, PEAS AND CARROTS ARE BANNED. THERE WILL BE NO PEAS OR CARROTS TODAY. (ArrStuii)
  • CLONE ZONE DEAD ([Deev])
  • NEW YORK PLANE CRASH HORROR (ArrStuii)
  • BOY GEORGE BANGED UP FOR 15 MONTHS (ArrStuii)
  • EVERYTHING DEAD (Owf)
  • DEEV ATTACKED BY KATE ADIE (Quasi)
  • DEEV ATTACKED BY KATE ADIE-TRIGGER CYBERMAN HYBRID (Lambie_)
  • ASSASSINATION FOR OBAMA IN 4 DAYS, AND COUNTING (Quasi)
  • ASSASSINATION FOR OBAMA IN 3 DAYS, AND COUNTING (Quasi)
  • HOW WILL OBAMA DIE? BET NOW! (ArrStuii)
  • TONY HART DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • FUCK OFF MONDAY (sam)
  • TODAY THE WORLD WILL END (ArrStuii)
  • EMPIRE DIRECT DAD ([Deev])
  • EMPIRE DIRECT DEAD ([Deev])
  • OBAMA DAY (Quasi)
  • OBAMAS LAST DAY (sam)
  • STIG REVEALED AS BEN COLLINS (sam)
  • BEN COLLINS REVEALED AS THE STIG (sam)
  • BEN COLLINS REVEALED AS THE STIG (ages ago; do keep up, sam) (Dan)
  • BEN COLLINS REVEALED AS THE STIG (sam)
  • BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA EL PREZ (sam)
  • AHAHA IVE FUCKED THE WORLD UP NOW IM OFF BACK TO TEXAS SCREAMS FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH (ArrStuii)
  • VOTE OBAMA 12 (ArrStuii)
  • EURO IMMINENT (Quasi)
  • DAYS SINCE THE LAST NEAR FATAL ACCIDENT: 0 (Lambie)
  • HILLARY CLINTON APPOINTED AS US SECRETARY OF STATE, UNFRIENDLY NATIONS OPT TO BE BOMBED BACK TO THE STONEAGE INSTEAD (Quasi)
  • RECESSION: ITS OFFICIAL, AND ITS WAR (ArrStuii)
  • SHIT HAPPENS (ArrStuii)
  • NO SOCIAL WORKERS (ArrStuii)
  • Shameless. New series. Tuesday, ch4 (Monty)
  • YEAR OF THE OX (Quasi)
  • LET THE KILLINGS COMMENCE (ArrStuii)
  • ICELANDIC GOVERNMENT DEAD (Owf)
  • QUEENS LOG ON OZ RAILWAY TRACK DRAMA (ArrStuii)
  • WAR WERE DECLARED (Lambie_)
  • GOOGLE KILLED BAMBI (Quasi)
  • JOHN MARTYN DEAD (Dan)
  • FATTY DEAD (sam)
  • OMG SNOW!!!!!1 (Blu)
  • Extreme snow seen in Britain; BBC blames global warming. Or something. (Dan)
  • PATHETIC COUNTRY GRINDS TO HALT AT SLIGHTLY UNUSUAL PRECIPITATION (ArrStuii)
  • [21:59:57] [feek] no fail [COUNTDOWN STARTS] (Quasi_)
  • The previous topic was not NLA compliant. (ArrStuii)
  • [Quasi_] dan youve clearly not been paying attention to the EXTREME PRON LAW [Quasi_] I have decided to geld myself to be sure im not attracted by goat porn (Dan)
  • GOODY ALMOST DEAD (Blu)
  • GOODY AND SWAYZE THROUGH TO CELEBRITY DEATHWATCH GRAND FINAL ([Deev])
  • ICELAND ELECT WORLDS FIRST MODERN ERA OPENLY LESBIAN PM, HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL FOR ENRAGED CLOSET CASE JACKBOOT JACQUI (Quasi)
  • FRANK SKINNER ISNT AGEING WELL (ArrStuii)
  • CLARKSON FOR PM (sam)
  • SNOW LATEST: MORE SNOW. (ArrStuii)
  • FAILURE (Quasi)
  • CHANNEL-WIDE GRAND FAILURE (ArrStuii)
  • CHANNEL-WIDE TOTAL UBER SUPER MASSIVE INESCAPLE GRAND FAILURE ON AN UNFORSEEN SCALE INCLUDING BLACK HOLES AND THE FOUR LARGE HADRON COLLIDERS OF THE APOCALYPSE. (Quasi)
  • ITS NOT LIKE THE OLD DAYS (Lambie)
  • FUCK OFF MONDAY (sam)
  • FUCK strtoupper(strftime(%A,time())); (ArrStuii)
  • FUCK strtoupper(strftime(%A,time())); (Lambie)
  • 100points for each creative torture idea for Harriet Harman. Answers within. (Eucriel)
  • #aber new world order has been planned. (Eucriel)
  • OFFICIAL PROBE FOR JAQQII (Lambie)
  • EVERYONE IN AUSTRALIA DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • NOW JJB (ArrStuii)
  • CRAP PC MAKERS EVESHAM TECHNOLOGY DEAD, ALL SUPPORT PEOPLE REJOICE. (QuasiDYING)
  • JONES THE STEAM WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE (Quasi)
  • NEW YORK PLANE CRASH INFERNO HELL (ArrStuii)
  • BOLLOCKS (ArrStuii)
  • ITS JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS (Lambie)
  • THE WALE.S [SCORE] THE ENGLAND [SCORE] (sam)
  • NO PROBE FOR BOY DAD (ArrStuii)
  • ENGLAND 0 SOME BUNCH OF MINERS OR WHATEVER 3 (Lambie)
  • ENGLAND 0 SOME BUNCH OF MINERS OR WHATEVER 6 (Lambie)
  • ENGLAND 0 SOME BUNCH OF MINERS OR WHATEVER 9 (Lambie)
  • ENGLAND 5 SOME BUNCH OF MINERS OR WHATEVER 9 (Lambie)
  • ENGLAND 8 SOME BUNCH OF MINERS OR WHATEVER 9 (Lambie)
  • ENGLAND 8 SOME BUNCH OF MINERS OR WHATEVER 17 (Lambie)
  • ENGLAND 8 SOME BUNCH OF MINERS OR WHATEVER 20 (Lambie)
  • ENGLAND 15 SOME BUNCH OF MINERS OR WHATEVER 20 (Lambie)
  • ENGLAND 15 SOME BUNCH OF MINERS OR WHATEVER 23 (Lambie)
  • 850 MEN WITH JOBS LOSE JOBS. A MINI ADVENTURE. (sam)
  • [Deev] I take the role of a public urinal (ArrStuii)
  • {Deev} I take the role of a public urinal (ArrStuii)
  • NO RAP FOR DOPEY SUPERSTAR PHELPS (ArrStuii)
  • Trust Quasi, for he knows of what he speaks. (Dan)
  • HI DE DIE (sam)
  • Abu Qatada soon to be dead (Dan)
  • PROBE FOR JACKBOOT JACKQUIEY (Stuii)
  • [Stuii] waaaah waaaah your penis is far too enormous for me! whines wimpy friend (Dan)
  • NEWS.BBC.CO.UK DEAD (Owf)
  • DEAR INTERNET PEOPLE: DEFIANTLY != DEFINITELY (sam)
  • PAY NOW (StuiiWAR)
  • JAM RAGS FOR STUII (O`Quasi)
  • UP SCARGILL (StuiiWAR)
  • MR SCOD SIGHTER, ACTIVATE EMERGENCY PROTOCOLS (Lambie)
  • MR SCOD SIGHTED, ACTIVATE EMERGENCY PROTOCOLS (Lambie)
  • OH JUST FUCK OFF MONDAY PLEASE (sam)
  • * [Deev] spills tea all over his arse [NLA/NLR] (Quasi)
  • I HATE DANNII, SAYS X-FACTOR SHARON (ArrStuii)
  • PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD (sam)
  • PATRICK SWAYZE NOT DEAD YET (Blu)
  • [quasimobile] apparently im subhuman scuM [quasimobile] its making me a very happy person (Dan)
  • The last topic was unfunny and entirely too depressing (Dan)
  • The previous topic was set by Wyrm. Enough Said. (Quasi)
  • SLIGHTLYMAD NOT ALL THAT THICK (sam)
  • WENDY RICHARD DEAD (Owf)
  • New prodigy Album: http://unix.ms/pimd.zip (sam)
  • WHICH ENDER IS NEXT? A) DOT. B) PEGGY. C) PARTREEEK. (Stuii)
  • DEEV 24 BREAKING NEWS: TEA URN EXPLODES IN BBC CANTEEN. NONE DEAD. (Owf)
  • WENDY RICHARD TO REMAIN DEAD THROUGHOUT THE EVENING (Stuii)
  • WENDY RICHARD TO STAR IN OWN OBITUARY PROGRAMME (Stuii)
  • ON LATER: MY FIRST AUTOPSY, PRESENTED BY WENDY RICHARD (Quasi_)
  • DEEV 24 BREAKING NEWS: BBC STAFF FORCED TO DRINK MACHINE COFFEE. WILDCAT STRIKES IMMINENT. (Owf)
  • [Stuii] HELLO EXTREMELEY FIT ABSEILING WINDOW CLEANER [sam] making a porno are you [Owf] you dont want to know what the frothy cream is made from (NLA/NLR) (Dan)
  • [Quasi_] wheres feek and his arse [Stuii] put on the rubber gloves (Owf)
  • TIDY, ST DAVIDS DAY ISNT IT, BOY BACH (sam)
  • * [Deev] spends 2k on a 17 year old car hes only seen jpegs of (Quasi)
  • NOTHING TO SEE ([Deev])
  • MINI SAM ALERT, INFORM THE TROOPS (Quasi)
  • SPAWN OF SHINY ARRIVES, LOCK UP YOUR TODDLERS (sam)
  • GREEN CUSTARD HILARITY FOR MANDY (Stuii)
  • LOAD (Stuii)
  • The Quasi Show, With Quasi (Quasi)
  • THESE HAPPY DAYS ARE YOURS AND MINE (Blu)
  • WEIRD WOMAN FOR EE MINTY (Stuii)
  • PIFTS.EXE HOAX BRINGS DOWN WESLEY INTERNET (sam)
  • INVADERS MUST DIE. (Quasi)
  • [quasimobile] the carpet around my desk is wet, and smells of wesley [quasimobile] which really isnt nice (Dan)
  • MILITANT MARCH HITS WESLEY POPULATION (Blu)
  • The higher up the tree a monkey climbs, the more it shows its arse. (Dan)
  • The higher up the tree a monkey climbs, the more it shows its arse. (Dan)
  • THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS SET BY WYRM (Quasi)
  • 256 meg, here we come! (Dan)
  • HAPPY PRETEND TO BE IRISH AND GET RATTED ON GUINNESS DAY, FEEK, COS YOULL BE THE ONLY ONE (Quasi)
  • YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 25% IRISH TO CLAIM TO BE IRISH. IF YOU ARE NOT AT LEAST 25% IRISH, THEN FUCK OFF HOME AND FUCKING SHUT UP. (O`Stuii)
  • I think its essential that Labour wins the next election for the sake of the country, Gordon Brown (O`Wyrm)
  • NATASHA RICHARDSON DEAD (Stuii)
  • On now: ANGER. On next: RAGE. (Stuii)
  • On now: ANGER. On next: RAGE. On after: SUFFERING. On later: RECRIMINATION. (Stuii)
  • LIFE IN NUTHOUSE FOR MAD AUSTRIA CELLAR MAN (Stuii)
  • Monty in extensive crab-related wyrm-esquse knowledge gaff, buffer reveals (Quasi)
  • [Owf] I WANT A BIG COCK, LET ME HAVE IT (Stuii)
  • [Owf] I WANT A BIG COCK, LET ME HAVE IT [Stuii] FUCK THIS WET BOY CUNT (Quasi)
  • [Owf] I WANT A BIG COCK, LET ME HAVE IT [Stuii] FUCK THIS WET BOY CUNT [Owf] I lust for a Torrent of hot cream running to my ankles (Quasi)
  • JADE GOODY DEAD (Stuii_)
  • JADE GOODY DEAD - perhaps we can stop hearing about it, then? (Quasi)
  • GOODY STILL DEAD - CLIFFORD (Stuii)
  • 1/4 OF GOVERNMENT DATABASES ILLEGAL, WHICH MUST BY DEFINITION INCLUDE THE DATABASE OF GOVERNMENT DATABASES. (Quasi)
  • JADE ENTER EXTRAORDINARY SECOND DAY OF DEATH - OK! MAGAZINE PICTURE EXCLUSIVE. (Stuii)
  • JADE ENTERS EXTRAORDINARY SECOND DAY OF DEATH - OK! MAGAZINE PICTURE EXCLUSIVE. (Stuii)
  • You Dont Have To Be Able To Think For Yourself To Work Here, But It Helps If Quasi Doesnt Stab You In The Face (Quasi)
  • [Dan] I am a selfish drone, permanent slave to the machine... (Dan)
  • MAY YOU LIVE IN INTERESTING TIMES (sam)
  • WESLEY TAKEOVER IN PROGRESS. KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON. (Lambie)
  • NOTHING IMPORTANT HAPPENED TODAY (Quasi)
  • NOTHING FAILED TODAY. STUII DID NOT REBOOT THE SERVER FORGETTING THAT IT WAS RUNNING IRCD. WE ARE INFALLIBLE. (ArrStuii)
  • NO MORE PHIL AND FERN SAYS FERN (Stuii_)
  • WAAAH WAAAH PHIL EARNS MORE THAN ME WAILS FERN, FORGETTING THAT HES A MAN AND SHES A WOMAN (Stuii)
  • WOODSTA IN TESCO FRIDGE DISASTER DRAMA (Stuii)
  • CLOCKS CHANGE, STUII OBLIVIOUS (Quasi)
  • JACKBOOT JACQUI SPENDS TAXPAYERS MONEY ON PORN *TRUESHOCKER* (Stuii)
  • JACKOFF JACQUI SPENDS TAXPAYERS MONEY ON PORN *TRUESHOCKER* (sam)
  • BARACK OBAMA ASSASSINATED (sam)
  • BARACK OBAMA LOVES AND WORSHIPS GORDON BROWN, CLAIMS GORDON BROWN (Quasi)
  • AMERICANS CONTINUE TO INSIST THAT GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE DO (Stuii)
  • CHARTON HESTON, SPOKESMAN FOR NRA STATES GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE. APES WITH GUNS KILL PEOPLE (Quasi)
  • CHARLTON HESTON, SPOKESMAN FOR NRA STATES GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE. APES WITH GUNS KILL PEOPLE (Quasi)
  • YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR YOUR LIES (Stuii)
  • #ABER WILL BE UNAVAILABLE FOR MOST OF TUESDAY DUE TO SERVER RELOCATION. BUNKER CLOSED FOR CLEANING. (Stuii)
  • Aye, server will be down from this afternoon until tomorrow morning, live with it. (Stuii)
  • SERVICE RESTORE. USUAL RULES APPLY. NO PAKIS, BLACKS, WOMEN ETC. (Stuii)
  • JACQUI IN YOUR POSITION IS UNTENABLE STATEMENT IRONY (Stuii)
  • HOWARD FROM THE HALIFAX SACKED FOR BEING JOLLY (Lambie_)
  • Watch the tumbleweed blow by (Dan)
  • http://www.paranoidandroid.org.uk/images/BigBrother.jpg (Quasi)
  • Deev Feek FAILS to shift tickets. Two tickets outstanding. This is a fail. A fail was occurring. Fail. (Owf)
  • Fail largely avoided. Nothing to see here. Move along quietly. ([Deev])
  • Quasi fails to retain any liquid in amazing work canteen-caused food poisioning arsepissing spectacular. This is a failure, a failure has occured. (Quasi_)
  • NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG (Quasi)
  • All attempts to start Linux holy wars will end in extermination. (Dan)
  • Windows for the win! (Stuii)
  • STEPHEN HAWKING NEARLY DEAD (Stuii)
  • STEPHEN HAWKING NO LONGER NEARLY DEAD (Stuii)
  • What is the point of another 14 months of this government of the living dead? (Dan)
  • Thy shalt not make a machine in the image of a mans mind. (Quasi)
  • Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a mans mind (Quasi)
  • [Owf] I harbour a wish to poke sheep arse [Monty] i need more sheep [Stuii] oddly youre supposed to require less as you get older [slightlymad] ah so much to look forward to (Dan)
  • [Owf] I harbour a wish to poke sheep arse [Monty] i need more sheep (Dan)
  • [Owf] I harbour a wish to poke sheep arse [Monty] i need more sheep [Quasi_] nonsense, goat is more my thing (Dan)
  • [Owf] I harbour a wish to poke sheep arse [Monty] i need more sheep [Quasi_] nonsense, goat is more my thing [sam] I came thrice today [sam] im sore as fuck [sam] i need a new helmet (Stuii)
  • THE FLU WILL KILL US ALL *LOOT* (Stuii_)
  • ONE OF THE GOLDEN GIRLS FINALLY DEAD (Stuii)
  • The above entry, Deev, is currently a Fail In Progress and as such may be subject to frequent updates or catastrophes. ([Deev])
  • PIG FLU STATUS: 4 *KLAXXON* (sam)
  • LDV DEAD ([Deev])
  • BEHOLD, THE BRITISH PUBLIC : http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2148/2328200040_43e8084c1c_o.jpg (Quasi)
  • PIG FLU LEVEL: 5 *KLAXXON* ([Deev])
  • DIXONS NEARLY DEAD (Lambie_)
  • BERLUSCONI WIFE IN PAEDO DIVORCE DRAMA (Stuii)
  • SNOOKER MAN 1 DEAD ([Deev]_)
  • Always look on the bright side of life... (Dan)
  • The Previous Topic Was Set By Wyrm. (Quasi)
  • SUSPICION BREEDS CONFIDENCE. (Quasi)
  • KATIE AND PETER SPLIT (Stuii)
  • SUCCESS IS NOT AN OPTION (sam)
  • THE CRYPT OF FAILURE. THE OUBLIETTE OF DISAPPOINTMENT. (Stuii)
  • NO EUROVISION FOR IRISH (Stuii)
  • DOOM (Quasi)
  • BANNED: EUROVISION. (Stuii)
  • WORLD OF KITTENS (Stuii)
  • Stuii I have a ton of scat-coloured paint. (Monty)
  • Stuii: I have a ton of scat-coloured paint. (Monty)
  • Stuii: I have a ton of scat-coloured pants (Monty)
  • blah (Monty)
  • THE LAST TOPIC FAILED TO BE NLA COMPLIANT. (Monty)
  • CALL NOW 555 5555 (Stuii)
  • CALL NOW 555 5555. OR CALL LATER. BUT DO CALL. (Stuii)
  • Jobserve Subscription - Contains No Jobs (sam)
  • SPEAKER STANDS DOWN (Stuii)
  • JO BRAND FOR SPEAKER (Stuii)
  • DOLLA DEAD (Stuii)
  • HAZEL BLEARS ALMOST DEAD (Owf)
  • MICKEY MOUSES VOICE DEAD (Stuii_)
  • MICKEY MOUSES VOICE DEAD. CLINTON CARDS DEAD. ([Deev])
  • MP in extraordinary Youre just jealous of my big house! outburst (Stuii)
  • NOTHING HAPPENED AT 23:30. CARRY ON WITH YOUR LIVES. (Quasi)
  • IRAN BANS FACEBOOK. (Stuii)
  • http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8066615.stm MAKE YOUR TIME (Quasi)
  • JACQUI SPENDS TAXPAYER MONEY ON IPHONE FOR SLEAZY PORNO HUSBAND (iStuii)
  • KIM NUKES WHITEHOUSE (StuiiWAR)
  • SCORCHIO 2, MANCHESTERS FC 0 ([Deev])
  • KIRKBRIDE DEAD (StuiiWAR)
  • MORLEY DEAD (Stuii)
  • SCORCHIO (sam)
  • SUSAN BOILS WIN (sam)
  • FIX (sam)
  • [sam] my bother and his mates have been laying susan boils all da (Saarlax)
  • [sam] my brother and his mates have been laying susan boils all day (Saarlax)
  • SUSAN BOYLE DEAD (Stuii)
  • GRANDES SCORCHIO (Stuii_)
  • 4 DAYS TO BB (Stuii)
  • BOYLE GOES MENTAL (Stuii)
  • GENERAL MOTORS DEAD (Stuii)
  • OU EST NOTRE AVION? ask the french (Stuii)
  • DANNY LA RUE DEAD (Stuii)
  • SCORCHIO (Stuii)
  • LDV VANS DEAD (Owf)
  • JACQUI SMITH DEAD ([Deev])
  • HAZEL BLEARS DEAD (Owf)
  • Vote QUASI, Supreme UK Dictator! (Dan)
  • NO PRIME MINISTERS (Stuii)
  • Vote Quasi, Or Ill Kick Your Face In (Quasi)
  • VOTE STUII NOW (votes only valid with cash payment of ?200) (Stuii)
  • 7 HOURS TO BB (Stuii)
  • BORIS JOHNSON TUMBLES INTO RIVER (Stuii)
  • BORIS JOHNSON TUMBLES INTO RIVER, exclaims recovering BB addict. (Dan)
  • The previous topic was nonsensical. (Stuii)
  • The Penultimate Topic Was Set By Wyrm, And Was Shit. (Saarlax)
  • BROTHER BOTHER: Housemates to spend first days living in one room and eating cold porridge. (Stuii_)
  • lastwise chantopic ref unevent, ungood verging crimethink (Quasi)
  • CON +23 (+0) LAB -23 (+0) LIB +who cares (Stuii)
  • CON +18 (+0) LAB -23 (+0) LIB +who cares (Stuii)
  • CON +18 (+2) LAB -23 (0) (Stuii)
  • CON +29 (+4) LAB -25 (-1) (Stuii)
  • GEOFF HOON DEAD (Stuii)
  • CON +48 (+6) LAB -41 (-3) | HOON QUITS (Stuii)
  • CON +77 (+6) LAB -53 (-4) | HOON QUITS (Stuii)
  • CON +799 (+6) LAB -77 (-4) | HOON QUITS | MCNULTY QUITS | BY-ELECTION IN NORWICH (Stuii)
  • CON +134 (+6) LAB -108 (-4) | HOON QUITS | MCNULTY QUITS | BY-ELECTION IN NORWICH (Stuii)
  • CON +185 (+6) LAB -187 (-4) | HOON QUITS | MCNULTY QUITS | BY-ELECTION IN NORWICH (Stuii)
  • CON +194 (+6) LAB -200 (-4) | HOON QUITS | MCNULTY QUITS | BY-ELECTION IN NORWICH (Stuii)
  • CON +194 (+6) LAB -200 (-4) | $MINISTER QUITS (Stuii)
  • CON +208 (+6) LAB -228 (-4) | $MINISTER QUITS (Stuii)
  • CON +217 (+7) LAB -250 (-4) | $MINISTER QUITS (Lambie_)
  • ON NOW: HAPPY HOUR (Quasi)
  • BORAT LAND 0 EENGLEESH PIGDOGS 1 (Lambie_)
  • BORAT LAND 0 EENGLEESH PIGDOGS 2 (Lambie_)
  • BORAT LAND 0 EENGLEESH PIGDOGS 3 (Lambie_)
  • BORAT LAND 0 EENGLEESH PIGDOGS 4 (Lambie_)
  • BNP GRIFFIN IN MANCHESTER CAR EGG DRAMA (Stuii_)
  • BONGO DEAD (Lambie)
  • BB HALFWIT AND BB SOPHIA UP IN BB EVICTION BB (Stuii)
  • MAGGIE PHILBIN GOES TO WORK ON THE BUS (Stuii_)
  • BREAKING NEWS: WYRM TELLS AN AMUSING JOKE, MORE DETAILS SOON (Quasi_)
  • QUASI YET TO REGAIN MEMORY OF EVENTS OF PREVIOUS EVENING LEADING TO DENTAL RUIN (Dan)
  • WEST BROM BUY RONALDO FOR ?80 (sam)
  • MAGGIE STILL NEARLY DEAD (Lambie_)
  • UK SWINE FLU DEATHS: 1 (Lambie)
  • UK SWINE FLU DEATHS: 1. TO GO: 59,999,999. (Stuii)
  • UK SWINE FLU DEATHS: 1. TO GO: 60,974,999 (Stuii)
  • UK SWINE FLU DEATHS: 2. TO GO: 60,974,998 (Saarlax)
  • SHIP OF DISEASE (Stuii_)
  • MONTY DONT FORGET (sam)
  • F1 DEAD ([Deev])
  • MORTGAGE MEMORY LOSS MPS TO BE BUSTED (Stuii)
  • BERCOW NEW SPEAKER (Stuii)
  • SETANTA DEAD (Owf)
  • BROADCASTER THAT NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT, WHO BROADCASTS A SPORT THE WORLD COULD HAPPILY LIVE WITHOUT, DEAD (Stuii)
  • FAILURE CASCADE (Quasi)
  • THE BAY DEAD (Stuii)
  • FARRAH FAWCETT DEAD (Stuii)
  • MICHAEL JACKSON ALMOST DEAD (Owf)
  • MICHAEL JACKSON MIGHT BE DEAD (Stuii_)
  • MICHAEL JACKSON DEAD (Owf)
  • MICHAEL JACKSON REALLY IS DEAD (Stuii_)
  • MICHAEL JACKSON DEAD. NEXT: MADONNA (Stuii)
  • MICHAEL JACKSON DEAD. NEXT: MADONNA. THEN: ELTON. AFTER: CHER. (Stuii)
  • SCORCHIO (Stuii)
  • JACKSON REMAINS DEAD (Stuii)
  • IL PLEUT (Stuii)
  • UK SWINE FLU DEATHS: 2 (Lambie)
  • UK SWINE FLU DEATHS: 2. APOCALYPSE. (Stuii)
  • SCORCHIO (sam)
  • SERIOUSLY MONDAY, WHY DONT YOU JUST FUCK OFF (sam)
  • THATCHER NEXT. (Stuii)
  • UK SWINE FLU DEATHS: 3. SKY IS FALLING. (LambieWAR)
  • SCORCHIO. (Stuii_)
  • FUCK YOU, Santander Bank! (Dan)
  • Rick Astley feared not to be dead (Dan)
  • UK ECONOMY DEAD (Lambie_)
  • STAND DOWN NON-MEET ALERT: FEEK FAILURE HAS OCCURRED. (Lambie_)
  • EL SCORCHIO (sam)
  • MAN SHOT BY STARTING PISTOL. POLICE BELIEVE INCIDENT TO BE RACE RELATED. (Stuii_)
  • MORE BIRD FOR BIGGS. (Stuii_)
  • All hail the Nigerian-Russian methane gas export agreement: �NIGAZ (Dan)
  • The previous topic was set by Dan and therefore was horrendously out of date, boring and completely and utterly pointless. (Blu_)
  • MRS SLOCOMBE DEAD (Lambie_)
  • HUMIDIO (Stuii_)
  • NOTHING AT ALL IS OCCURRING, GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS (Lambie)
  • QUASI HATES SUMMER, STUDY PROVES, WITH EXCEPTION OF A HOLIDAY IN SUMMER, SOMEWHERE WARM, AS LONG AS THERE IS SHADE AND/OR FISHING (Quasi)
  • NOTHING AT ALL IS OCCURING (Lambie)
  • SUMMER OVER. GET BACK TO WORK. (Stuii_)
  • UK SWINE FLU DEATHS: 4. COMMENCE PANIC BUYING. (Lambie__)
  • POTTER RON GETS PIG PLAGUE (Stuii)
  • POTTER RON GETS PIG PLAGUE | HARRY TROTTER (sam)
  • A TENNIS MAN WIN TENNIS (sam)
  • John Keel dead (Dan)
  • ROBERT MCNAMARA DEAD (Lambie_)
  • UK SWINE FLU DEATHS: 5. COMMENCE HOARDING BEANS. (Lambie__)
  • COFFEE REPUBLIC DEAD (Owf)
  • MICHAEL JACKSON STILL DEAD L@@K (Stuii)
  • MICHAEL JACKSON TO RISE FROM THE DEAD AT STAPLES CENTER. JARVIS COQUER OUTRAGED. (Stuii)
  • JACKSON: STILL DEAD (Stuii)
  • JACKSON: ALIVE (sam)
  • LONDONS BURNING (Stuii_)
  • UK SWINE FLU DEATHS: 14. COMMENCE MASS PANIC. (Lambie)
  • UK SWINE FLU DEATHS: 15. COMMENCE MASS PANIC. (Quasi)
  • [Owf] Ive wanked over sam [Owf] even better, I spurted all over Stuii with my huge firehose (Lambie)
  • [Owf] Ive wanked over sam [Owf] even better, I spurted all over Stuii with my huge firehose [quasimobile] i am a paedo (Stuii)
  • [Owf] Ive wanked over sam [Owf] even better, I spurted all over Stuii with my huge firehose [quasimobile] i am a paedo [Owf] theres a large group of paedos in the car park (Stuii)
  • MISERABLE (Stuii)
  • ON NOW AND ALWAYS, THE WYRM MONOLOGUES, WITH WYRM (Saarlax)
  • http://spaceweather.com/eclipses/gallery_22jul09.htm (Dan)
  • BB KENNETH ESCAPES (Stuii)
  • BB KENNETH ESCAPES, #Aber stares blankly (Dan)
  • WAR ON ISLAM (Quasi)
  • BY ELECTION NEWS: CONSERVATIVE WIN, MAJORITY 7348 (Owf)
  • BY ELECTION NEWS: CONSERVATIVE WIN, MAJORITY 7348 | HEATHROW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL REPORT LOW-FLYING NOKIAS AROUND THE WHITEHALL AREA (Owf)
  • BY ELECTION NEWS: CONSERVATIVE WIN, MAJORITY 7348 | HEATHROW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL REPORT LOW-FLYING NOKIAS AROUND THE WHITEHALL AREA | HP EXPECT INCREASE IN LASER PRINTER SALES (Stuii)
  • CAPTAIN PUGWASH DEAD ([Deev])
  • BIG LIVE FEED BROTHER BOTHER (Stuii)
  • Newsflash: Panasonic Freeview products have a software bug which renders BBC1 unviewable, avoid until further notice. (Dan)
  • [SPASTIC] BB TOM WALKS (Stuii)
  • Were all either hungover, dead or dying so type quietly. (Dan)
  • Ronnie Biggs almost dead (Dan)
  • ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD (sam)
  • http://cdn.mos.bikeradar.com/images/bikes-and-gear/bikes/mountain/WMB72.bt_sling.pic1-798-75.jpg (Dan)
  • BOBBY ROBSON DEAD ([Deev])
  • SIR BOBBY ROBSON DEAD ([Deev])
  • CRICKET UPDATE: AUSTRALIA BATTING COLLAPSE. ON NEXT - STUII RENOUNCES DRUGS AND HEDONISM AND BECOMES A MONK (Owf)
  • * Dan hasnt used underwear for years (Stuii)
  • RENATO PAGLIARI DEAD (Owf)
  • JobServe - Jobs By Email - Contains no jobs (sam)
  • CREWE 1 DAGENHAM AND REDBRIDGE 2 (Owf)
  • Gradwell Internet: avoid if you value your sanity! (Dan)
  • http://imgur.com/6zjNO.jpg (Stuii_)
  • NO MORE BB FOR BB BEA (Stuii_)
  • ON NOW: STUIILOGUE. ON NEXT: SILENCE. ON TOMORROW: OWF. (Stuii_)
  • THAT WAS A NICE MEAL. (sam)
  • START WORKING. (Stuii)
  • HAM CANCER HORROR ([Deev])
  • BE QUIET. (Stuii)
  • HAM ASS CANCER (sam)
  • BABIES CHILDREN TODDLERS BABIES CHILDREN TODDLERS BABIES CHILDREN TODDLERS BABIES CHILDREN TODDLERS BABIES CHILDREN TODDLERS BABIES CHILDREN TODDLERS BABIES CHILDREN TODDLERS BABIES CHILDREN TODDLERS BABIES CHILDREN TODDLERS BABIES CHILDREN TODDLERS BABIES CHILDREN TODDLERS BABIES CHILDREN TODDLERS BABIES (Stuii)
  • NO MORE BB FOR BB BEA (Stuii)
  • CHARLIE BATHROOM BUST FOR ICELAND KATONA (Stuii)
  • JACKO MURDER UNSHOCKER ([Deev])
  • JACKSON DOCTOR DUNNIT. (Stuii)
  • FUCK OFF MCARTNEY, BONO, GELDOF (sam)
  • Dan feels like a complete berk now. (Dan)
  • ANOTHER KENNEDY DEAD (Stuii)
  • KENNEDY: NOW ALL DEAD (Stuii)
  • COKE KATONA IN WILMSLOW MAN ATTACK ARREST (Stuii_)
  • OASIS DEAD ([Deev])
  • OASIS DEAD. WORLD IN NEED OF SOMETHING TO CARE LESS ABOUT. (Stuii_)
  • BIG BROTHER BRUMMIE LESBO LISA LEAVES (Stuii_)
  • $PROLE_FEED (Quasi)
  •  !BB; XF++; (Stuii)
  • BB BRAZIL RODRIGO REMOVED (Stuii)
  • BB DAVID DEAD (Stuii)
  • BB DEAD (Stuii)
  • ON PREVIOUSLY: BB. ON NOW: X-FACTA. ON NEXT: BGT. ON AFTER: BB. (Stuii_)
  • Channel 4 cancel Barebacking (Monty)
  • HUMANOID (Stuii)
  • FRESHERS: WE KNOW MORE THAN YOU DO. (Stuii)
  • NO MORE DAILY RADIO PRATTLE FROM WOGAN. WYRM TO TAKE OVER. (Stuii)
  • T-ORANGE (Stuii)
  • T-ORANGEFONE-2 (Stuii)
  • RECESSION OVER, GET BACK TO WORK (sam)
  • NOW YOU WILL ALL DIE (Stuii)
  • HAPPY 9/11 DAY! (Blu)
  • REMEMBER REMEMBER THE 9TH OF NOVEMBER, TERRORISM TYRANNY AND PLOT (Stuii)
  • RHYL CHEMICAL TERROR HELL (sam)
  • HOT SLUTS XXX (Stuii)
  • PATRICK SWAYNE NOW AN ACTUAL GHOST (Stuii)
  • DEAD: SWAYZE, FLOYD (sam)
  • SWAYZE TO PLAY SELF IN GHOST SEQUEL (Stuii)
  • BROWN APPEARS IN PUBLIC *SHOCKER* (Stuii)
  • TERROR TEENS NOT GUILTY (Stuii)
  • BRIAN BARRON DEAD (Stuii)
  • BRIAN BARRON REPORTS OWN DEATH (Stuii)
  • NO QUIZ FOR JORDAN RAPE CLAIM (Stuii)
  • NO QUIZ FOR JORDAN CELEB RAPE CLAIM (Stuii)
  • I DIDNT RAPE JORDAN CLAIMS ISRAEL (sam)
  • STUII IN I AM RUPERT MURDOCH SURPRISE REVELATION (_Quasi_)
  • http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/21/bum_bombing/ Oh ARSE! (Dan)
  • JORDAN RAPED BY JEREMY KYLE (sam)
  • [Dan] i like to look at lots of Japanese freshers as they all look about 13. (Stuii)
  • CHAS N DAVE DEAD (Owf)
  • COME IN, SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET. (Stuii_)
  • http://twitpic.com/i6ayj (Stuii)
  • GLOBAL, THERMONUCLEAR WAR. (StuiiWAR)
  • EVERYONE CUNTS, STUDY REVEALS ([Deev])
  • FRESHERS, WE KNOW MORE THAN YOU DO. THIS IS NOT A CHALLENGE, THIS IS A FACT. (Quasi)
  • THE DEAR LEADER IS ABOUT TO SPEAK. KNEEL. (Stuii)
  • NEW LABOUR DEAD (Stuii)
  • BYE BYE LABOUR. SEE YOU IN 2026. (Stuii)
  • YOU FUNNING CHUMP (sam)
  • RIO WINS 2016 GAMES. FORTNIGHT OF COKED-UP ATHLETES EXPECTED. (Stuii)
  • A VOTE FOR THE TORIES IS A VOTE FOR THATCHER. (Stuii)
  • JAPAN GRND PRIX WON BY MAN IN CAR (sam)
  • PROBE FOR HIT AND RUN HARMAN (Stuii)
  • LETS DANCE INSISTS BOWIE (Stuii)
  • TWITTER DEAD (Stuii)
  • TWITTER NOT DEAD (Stuii)
  • [sam] were having hot sausage for dinner [sam] nomnom (Stuii)
  • THE DUCK RETURNS (Stuii_)
  • ON NOW: VAGUE NEWS: TWO DIE. (Stuii)
  • PM BROWN: THE BLIND LEADING THE BLIND (Stuii)
  • STEPHEN GATELY DEAD ([Deev])
  • GATELY CONDITION NOT IMPROVING - POLICIA (Stuii)
  • ANGRY DRUGS GAYS BOMBARD DAILY MAIL (sam)
  • DAILY MAIL BUGGERED BY GAYS (Monty)
  • [feek] it seems the wedding tackle is in working order [Quasi] feek, i like thongs [feek] thong time (Lambie)
  • X-FACTOR EVIL TWINS IN HORRIFIC BRITNEY NON-MIMING HORROR (Stuii_)
  • WAAAAH, WAAAAH STATES CWU. (StuiiWAR)
  • F1 VICTORY FOR JENSON BUTTONS. (StuiiWAR)
  • #ABER IN NEW WEBSITE SHOCKER: http://www.aber.org.uk/ (Stuii)
  • I WILL DESTROY YOU, RAGES KING: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46582000/jpg/_46582233_007955187-1.jpg (Stuii)
  • DR. NO DEAD (Stuii)
  • ROYAL MAIL WORKERS THROW TOASTER IN BATH (Stuii)
  • ON ALL DAY TODAY AND THIS EVENING: OMG THE BNP?!?!?!!!1 (Stuii)
  • ANTI-BNP RIOT AT TVC. ELITE DEEV SECURITY SQUAD DEPLOYED WITH GLOW STICKS AND BAGS OF CHARLIE. (Stuii)
  • MEDIA WRINGS HANDS OVER GRIFFIN QT APPEARANCE (Stuii_)
  • RECESSION CONTINUES (Stuii_)
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ (Dan)
  • http://www.aber.org.uk/index.php/Category:Topics (Stuii)
  • MORRISSEY ALMOST DEAD ([Deev])
  • RAILWAY TRACK CLOCKS GO BACK ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN (sam)
  • LLOYD WEBER BUM CANCER SCARE (Stuii)
  • MORRISSEY NOT DEAD (Stuii)
  • GEOCITIES DEAD ([Deev])
  • NO MORE MCDONALDS FOR ICELAND (Stuii)
  • MANDELSON: I WILL UNPLUG YOUR INTERNETS (sam)
  • WYRM IN TOYOTA GAYO TRUESHOCKER (sam)
  • PEGGY DEAD (Stuii)
  • THRESHERS DEAD (Lambie)
  • ROYAL MAIL PRACTICALLY DEAD. (Stuii_)
  • NUTT SACK ([Deev])
  • ON NOW: LAMBIE WATCHES XFACTOR. ON NEXT: QUASI JOINS FACEBOOK (Lambie__)
  • LOCKERBIE BOMBER STILL NOT DEAD (Lambie)
  • ELTON JOHN NEARLY DEAD (Stuii)
  • MADELEINE MCCANN MIGHT BE BLACK AND IN AFRICA NOW SCREAM MCCANNS (Stuii_)
  • New Dictionary entry: http://www.aber.org.uk/index.php/Bitch,_BBC (Stuii_)
  • HAPPY 40TH STUII (sam)
  • HAPPY 40TH STUII | ALSO COOKIE MONSTER (sam)
  • BUT IT WORKED WITH BT (Saarlax)
  • New Dictionary entry: http://www.aber.org.uk/index.php/Alternate,_Quasi (Stuii)
  • New Dictionary entry: http://www.aber.org.uk/index.php/Alternate,_Quasi (Stuii)
  • [eppa] I fuck for coffee [eppa] today Im working on stuii for one cup of espresso (Lambie)
  • Follow @aberresources on Twitter for topic updates. (Stuii)
  • Follow @aberresources on Twitter for topic updates - http://www.twitter.com/aberresources (Stuii)
  • Follow @aberresources on Twitter for topic updates - http://www.twitter.com/aberresources | TWITTER W@W (Stuii)
  • [eppa] i love noisy man orgasms (Stuii)
  • BROWN SET NOT TO LOSE A BY-ELECTION *SHOCKER* (Stuii)
  • THATCHER DEAD (IN CANADA) (Stuii)
  • DR. WYRM RE-INVENTS WHEEL (Stuii)
  • ON NOW: Lambies Windows 7 Installation Party. ON NEXT: Rage, violence and suffering. (Stuii)
  • [Quasi] make sure you grease the slot [eppa] with saline [Quasi] no god no dont do that [Lambie] youre just trying to blow me (Stuii_)
  • BROOMOIS IN CHRISTMAS JLS STAMPEDE (Stuii_)
  • [Lambie] smear the margarine all over each tit (Stuii_)
  • [Lambie] smear the margarine all over each tit [Lambie] then force me into humiliation (Stuii_)
  • [Lambie] smear the margarine all over each tit [Lambie] then force me into humiliation [eppa] i make your balls tingle with excitement [eppa] i tease them with care (Stuii)
  • WOODSTA IN FURIOUS BOLLOGS RECIPE WRATH (Stuii)
  • EDWARD WOODWARD DEAD (Stuii)
  • EDWARD WOODWARDWARDWARDWARDWARD...WARD DEAD (Quasi)
  • EWAR WOOWAR EA (sam)
  • DEEV OLD TOMORROW (Stuii)
  • DEEV OLD (sam)
  • * Dan remembers when cars were invented [Dan] They were a bloody revelation; cars. (Stuii)
  • The previous topic was not NLA compliant. (Stuii)
  • Dan remembers when cars were made [Dan] They were a bloody revelation; cars. (Dan)
  • Dan remembers when cars were first made [Dan] They were a bloody revelation; cars. (Dan)
  • * Dan remembers when cars were first made [Dan] They were a bloody revelation; cars. (Dan)
  • * Dan remembers when cars were first made [Dan] They were a bloody revelation; cars. (Quasi)
  • LLOYD WEBBER NEARLY DEAD AGAIN (Stuii)
  • 36 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS ([Deev])
  • EVERYONES A LITTLE BIT RACIST (Stuii)
  • NO MORE OPRAH FOR OPRAH (Stuii)
  • CUMBRIA FLOOD BOBBY DEAD (Stuii)
  • #aber In Need. Donate now. Paypal stuartford@me.com. Pay now. (Stuii)
  • LHC SWITCHED ON, HEADCRABS FROM XEN WILL TURN YOU INTO FLESH EATING ZOMBIES AND MUTANTS FROM THE OTHER REALM WILL LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE (Saarlax)
  • MAIN LHC TURN ON. WE GET COLLISION. ALL YOUR HIGGS BOSON ARE BELONG TO US. (Stuii_)
  • OWF IN PILE UP CARNAGE (Stuii_)
  • OWF IN PIZZA DELIVERY PILEUP CARNAGE, WITH CHILLISOSONTHAT (Saarlax)
  • JEDWARD DEAD (Stuii)
  • IM A CELEB JORDAN GETS OUT OF THERE (Stuii)
  • FUCK TUESDAY (Stuii)
  • JEDWARD TO REPLACE JORDAN IN THE JUNGLE (Stuii_)
  • BORDERS DEAD ([Deev])
  • NO JUNGLE FOR JEDWARD (Stuii_)
  • [Stuii] im off to cottage Wyrm [Dan] i am such a pill popping homo [Dan] Thats the good thing about anal, it slides right in me. (Quasi_)
  • [Stuii] im off to cottage Wyrm [Dan] i am such a pill popping homo [Dan] Thats the good thing about anal, it slides right in me. [Lambie] i am also off to cottage wyrm (Quasi_)
  • [Stuii] im off to cottage Wyrm [Dan] i am such a pill popping homo [Dan] Thats the good thing about anal, it slides right in me. [Lambie] i am also off to cottage Wyrm (Quasi_)
  • Â#aber TIGER WOODS INPOSSIBLY NOT DEAD CAR CRASH HORROR (Owf)
  • TIGER WOODS IN POSSIBLY NOT DEAD CAR CRASH HORROR (Owf)
  • FIND BIN LINER INSISTS BROWN (Stuii_)
  • SOLIDARITY, BROTHERS (Quasi_)
  • REVEALED TO BE FIGMENT OF QUASIS IMAGINATION. NO BUNKER DEEP ENOUGH. (Quasi)
  • #ABER REVEALED TO BE FIGMENT OF QUASIS IMAGINATION. NO BUNKER DEEP ENOUGH. (Quasi)
  • DEMOCRACY DEAD (Lambie_)
  • On Now: Democracy Dead. On Next: Wyrm slowly murdered for repeating prehistoric jokes. (Dan)
  • NO BLACKS, WHITES, YELLOWS, BROWNS, BLUES, GREENS, REDS, PURPLES, ORANGES OR VIOLETS. (Stuii_)
  • NO (Quasi_)
  • In this time, the most precious substance in the universe is the spice Melange. (Stuii)
  • OBAMAS GUNNA KICK SUM TALIBAN ASS (Stuii)
  • BLANCHE DEAD ([Deev])
  • FOOOOOOL MOON. (Saarlax)
  • HAAAAAALF MOON. (Stuii)
  • [QuasiDYING] I like cute 1st line agents arse [QuasiDYING] hes young and vacant in the face (Stuii)
  • [QuasiDYING] I like cute 1st line agents arse [QuasiDYING] hes young and vacant in the face [QuasiDYING] i fuck his behind often, he wails. (Stuii)
  • [QuasiDYING] I like cute 1st line agents arse [QuasiDYING] hes young and vacant in the face [QuasiDYING] i fuck his behind often, he wails. [Quasi] I would rather he shut the fuck up (Stuii)
  • Attention! Magnetic trap of Devil! (Quasi_)
  • KNOX DUNNIT (Stuii_)
  • Â#aber (Owf)
  • CREWE FAIL IN LINCOLN GOALLESS DRAW HORROR (Owf)
  • SILENCE SUNDAY (Saarlax)
  • MEN: Tired of your woman? Simply slap her around a bit until she shuts the fuck up. (Saarlax)
  • [sam] yeah I fuck dogs [sam] i know theyre animals but theyre excellent (Stuii)
  • [sam] yeah I fuck dogs [sam] i know theyre animals but theyre excellent [Dan] collies do it for me (Quasi)
  • [sam] yeah I fuck dogs [sam] i know theyre animals but theyre excellent [Dan] collies do it for me [Quasi] i shag dachshund arse for fun (Dan)
  • [sam] yeah I fuck dogs [sam] i know theyre animals but theyre excellent [Dan] collies do it for me [Quasi] i shag dachshund arse for fun [Owf] Im terrified of dogs so fucking gay sheep is my obsession (Dan)
  • [sam] yeah I fuck dogs [sam] i know theyre animals but theyre excellent [Dan] collies do it for me [Quasi] i shag dachshund arse for fun [Owf] Im terrified of dogs so fucking gay sheep is my obsession [sam] I prefer the bitches [sam] they have two holes (Stuii_)
  • [sam] yeah I fuck dogs [sam] i know theyre animals but theyre excellent [Dan] collies do it for me [Quasi] i shag dachshund arse for fun [Owf] Im terrified of dogs so fucking gay sheep is my obsession [sam] I prefer the bitches [sam] they have two holes [Blu] I prefer male dogs, obviously. Hot canine pe (Stuii_)
  • [sam] yeah I fuck dogs [sam] i know theyre animals but theyre excellent [Dan] collies do it for me [Quasi] i shag dachshund arse for fun [sam] I prefer the bitches [sam] they have two holes [Blu] I prefer male dogs, obviously. Hot canine penis. (Stuii_)
  • BEGIN AGAIN WITH THE CRUSHING (Stuii_)
  • KERRY KATONA OPENS KEBAB SHOP (Stuii)
  • TIGER WOODS CAREER DEAD (Blu)
  • BLIAR BUSTED (Stuii)
  • JOE WINS CELEBRTIES EAT TESTICLES 2012 (Lambie_)
  • The Previous Topic Might As Well Have Been Set By Wyrm (Quasi)
  • BERLUSCONIS FACE ATTACK SHOCK (Stuii_)
  • Robert Holdstock dead (Dan)
  • The previous topic was incorrectly formatted for a DEAD topic and was therefore most likely set by Wyrm. (Stuii)
  • OMG SNOW, SCREAMS LONDON. (Stuii)
  • FLYGLOBESPAN DEAD ([Deev])
  • New Dictionary entry: http://www.aber.org.uk/index.php/StuiiSLA (Stuii_)
  • OMG SNOW, UK SHRIEKS (Stuii)
  • UNIONS: SERIOUSLY - GIVE IT A REST. (Stuii_)
  • MMM BOP. (Stuii)
  • Quasi returns from buying ketamine [Quasi] havent done that in years [Stuii] ooh theres been a light dusting even here [Owf] you should be more careful with your drugz0rz, stuii (Dan)
  • The Previous Topic was too bloody obvious, even for Wyrm. (Dan)
  • SAAB DEAD (Owf)
  • TERRY WOGAN AND PAUL OGRADYS SHOWS DEAD (Stuii_)
  • BAN KI-MOONS NAME STILL SILLY. (Stuii_)
  • SIMON COWELLS RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE RAGES AGAINST SIMON COWELLS MACHINE (Stuii_)
  • IF THIS IS THE WORST IT CAN DO TO YOU, THEN MERRY CHRISTMAS o_|/ (Lambie)
  • CHRISTMAS STARTS ON FRIDAY. UNTIL THEN, GET BACK TO WORK. (Stuii_)
  • NO CELEB BIG BRO FOR BOY GEORGE (Stuii_)
  • TOP CAT DEAD ([Deev])
  • KIDS: The Dear Leader loves you and will stop God from drowning your puppy. Tell your parents of this in May next year. (Saarlax)
  • COME ON THEN CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING BASTAR (Jesus)
  • COME ON THEN CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING BASTARD (Jesus)
  • MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YOU CUNTS (sam)
  • CHRISTMAS CANCELLED DUE TO WRONG TYPE OF SNOW (Lambie)
  • THERE IS TERROR IN THE SKIES, IT IS TERROR, DEAR LEADER WILL SAVE US (Quasinezer)
  • ONLY 364 SHOPPING DAYS TO CHRISTMAS! ([JingleDeev])
  • ONLY 363 SHOPPING DAYS TO CHRISTMAS! (Lambie)
  • IN A.D. 2010 WAR WAS BEGINNING (Saarlax)
  • Christmas is over, get back to fucking work. (Saarlax)
  • FUCK YOU ALL (Stuii)
  • OBAMAS INTELLIGENCE FAILURE RAGE (Stuii_)
  • [eppa] I blew a 24 willie (Lambie)
  • KNIGHTHOOD FOR PICARD (Stuii_)
  • BEHOLD, FOR A NEW DECADE IS ABOUT TO DAWN. (Stuii_)
  • 2010 (Stuii_)
  • IN A.D. 2010 WAR WAS BEGINNING. SOMEONE SET US UP THE FIERY NAPPY. YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. (Quasi)

Saarlax 11:18, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

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