Topics from 2011

These are all the channel topics from 2011, from start to finish.

• CHUCK BERRY NEARLY DEAD (Stuii_)
• 2011: PREPARE FOR MISERY. RETURN TO WORK. (Stuii_)
• PETE POSTLETHWAITE DEAD (Stuii)
• PREPARE TO RETURN TO THE MINES (Stuii__)
• PETE POSTLETHWAITE DEAD (sam)
• GERRY RAFFERTY DEAD (^Stuii^)
• HMV ALMOST DEAD ([Deev])
• AUSTRALIA ALMOST DEAD (^Lambie^)
• WED ED WOASTED ON WADIO BY JEWEMY VINE (Stuii_)
• DAYS WITHOUT SNOW: 0 (^Stuii^)
• THIEVING POLITICO SENTENCING IMMINENT (Lambie)
• THIEVING POLITICO SENT DOWN FOR 18 MONTHS (Lambie)
• AMERICAN GUN POLITICIAN ASSASINATION SAME OLD STORY (Stuii_)
• AMERICAN GUN POLITICIAN ASSASINATION SAME OLD STORY. ACTUALLY NOT DEAD *BREAKING* (Stuii_)
• CONGRESSWOMAN NOT DEAD (Stuii_)
• CONGRESSWOMAN DEAD (Stuii_)
• CONGRESSWOMAN NOT DEAD (Stuii_)
• CONGRESSWOMAN PROBABLY A VEGETABLE (Stuii_)
• CONGRESSWOMAN GIFFORD NOT DEAD. KATHY LEE GIFFORD STILL RIDICULED BY SOUTH PATH. (Stuii_)
• [Lambie] i couldnt actually taste the baby goat (Stuii_)
• 11/1/11 OLOLOLOLOL (sam)
• FURTHER LABOUR THIEF PLEADS GUILTY (^Stuii^)
• ILLSEY QUITS (^Stuii^)
• PEOPLE OF OLDHAM: Labour loves you. Phil Woolas was a bad, bad man and weve broken friends with him. Promise. (Stuii)
• ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR WAS? (^Stuii^)
• ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR WASH? (^Stuii^)
• NEWSAPOCALYPSE (Stuii_)
• NEWSAPOCALYPSE (Stuii_)
• NEWSAPOCALYPSE (Stuii_)
• NEWSAPOCALYPSE (Stuii_)
• TEN YEARS OF RELIABLE WIKIPEDIA MISINFORMATION (Quasi)
• HAPPY OWE A TRILLION QUID DAY. THERE IS NO CAKE. NOW GET BACK TO WORK AND PAY UP. (Lambie)
• [Owf] Monty just because I purchase men in Paris it does not mean Im a bender (Lambie)
• [Owf] Monty just because I purchase men in Paris it does not mean Im a bender [sixxie] i sold owf a russian man. no teeth or hair, very expert poof mind (Lambie)
• ALAN JOHNSON DEAD (Owf)
• ALAN JOHNSON DEAD. ALL HAIL HIGH CHANCELLOR BALLS. (^Stuii^)
• JO FORRINNER DUNNIT. (Stuii)
• [LambieDYING] i need to rim stuiis moist crack (Owf)
• [LambieDYING] i need to rim stuiis moist crack [LambieDYING] but i rimmed monty first (Owf)
• [LambieDYING] i need to rim stuiis moist crack [LambieDYING] but i rimmed monty first [^Stuii] monty has a splendid glory hole (Owf)
• [LambieDYING] i need to rim stuiis moist crack [LambieDYING] but i rimmed monty first [^Stuii^] monty has a splendid glory hole (Owf)
• aye[LambieDYING] i need to rim stuiis moist crack [LambieDYING] but i rimmed monty first [^Stuii^] monty has a splendid glory hole (^Stuii^)
• [LambieDYING] i need to rim stuiis moist crack [LambieDYING] but i rimmed monty first [^Stuii^] monty has a splendid glory hole (^Stuii^)
• [LambieDYING] i need to rim stuiis moist crack [LambieDYING] but i rimmed monty first [^Stuii^] monty has a splendid glory hole [Dan]I definitely need a penis extension. Set me up one, please. (^Stuii^)
• [LambieDYING] i need to rim stuiis moist crack [LambieDYING] but i rimmed monty first [^Stuii^] monty has a splendid glory hole [Dan] I definitely need a penis extension. Set me up one, please. (^Stuii^)
• NELSON MANDELA NEARLY DEAD (^Stuii^)
• NELSON MANDELA NO LONGER NEARLY DEAD (^Stuii^)
• NELSON PIQUET STILL DEAD (sam)
• EGYPT GOVERNMENT DEAD (Lambie)
• WEEK OF RAGE (Quasi)
• WEEK SUMMARY: SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT WEET. ON NEXT: ANOTHER WEEK, SAME SHIT. (Stuii_)
• WEEK SUMMARY: SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT WEEK. ON NEXT: ANOTHER WEEK, SAME SHIT. (Stuii_)
• Richard Stallman due to lecture in Preston. (Dan)
• OWFGEAR ATTACKS APPLES JOBS (^Stuii^)
• EVE OF WAR (Stuii_)
• ENGLAND 0 HAIRY PALMED MORLOCK DWARVES 0 (^Lambie^)
• ENGLAND 10 HAIRY PALMED MORLOCK DWARVES 0 (^Lambie^)
• ENGLAND 10 HAIRY PALMED MORLOCK DWARVES 3 (^Lambie^)
• ENGLAND 23 HAIRY PALMED MORLOCK DWARVES 9 (^Lambie^)
• ENGLAND 23 HAIRY PALMED MORLOCK DWARVES 16 (^Lambie^)
• ENGLAND 26 HAIRY PALMED MORLOCK DWARVES 19 (^Lambie^)
• DEC DEAD: ANT STILL ALIVE (sam)
• MAX FEES FOR OXFORD (Stuii)
• ANOTHER THIEVING BASTARD LABOUR MP GUILTY (OwfDying)
• HUNDREDS* DEAD IN IRELAND AIRPORT CRASH DISASTER (^Stuii^)
• THIEVING BASTARD LABOUR MP BANGED UP FOR 12 MONTHS (OwfDying)
• IN 2011 WAR IN EGYPT WAS BEGINNING (StuiiWAR)
• PHIL THE GREEK 90 (^Stuii^)
• MUBARAK DEAD ([Deev])
• HOISIN MUBARAK DEAD (^Stuii^)
• ENGLAND 17 GREASY WOPS 6 (OwfDying)
• ENGLAND 24 GREASY WOPS 6 (OwfDying)
• ENGLAND 31 GREASY WOPS 6 (OwfDying)
• ENGLAND 38 GREASY WOPS 6 (OwfDying)
• ENGLAND 45 GREASY WOPS 6 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 52 GREASY WOPS 13 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 59 GREASY WOPS 13 (Lambie)
• COREY HAIM DEAD (Stuii)
• AUTO WINDSCREENS DEAD (Owf)
• IRAN NEXT (Stuii_)
• IRAN NEXT (YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT DOESNT HAVE THE NUKES) (Stuii)
• SEEDY SILVIOS SORDID SEX SESSIONS SCRUTINISED (Stuii)
• [Pyro] i hate forcibly mounting stuii [Quasi] i like mounting stuii [Owf] i mount stuii ferfree (Lambie)
• [Pyro] i hate forcibly mounting stuii [Quasi] i like mounting stuii [Owf] i mount stuii ferfree [sam] i hate holding in my shit (^Stuii^)
• [Pyro] i hate forcibly mounting stuii [Quasi] i like mounting stuii [Owf] i mount stuii ferfree [sam] i hate holding in my shit [Lambie] thatll probably sting a bit when you get the feeling back (Stuii_)
• LOCKERBIE BOMBER BEING RELEASED TO SCOTLAND ON COMPASSIONATE GROUNDS (Stuii_)
• JIM BOWEN NEARLY DEAD (Owf)
• THIEVY LABOUR POLITICO CHALLENGES JAIL SENTENCE. OTHER THIEVY LABOUR POLITICO CANT BECAUSE HES BANKRUPT. (^Stuii^)
• JULIAN ASSANGE DEAD (^Stuii^)
• ITS ALL BIN-LINERS FAULT, insists muh-muh mad Muammar. (Stuii)
• ENGLAND 0 CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS 0 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 3 CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS 0 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 3 CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS 3 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 6 CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS 3 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 9 CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS 3 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 9 CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS 6 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 9 CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS 9 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 14 CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS 9 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 17 CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS 9 (Lambie)
• PLEASE STOP KILLING PEOPLE MUAMMAR, ITS VERY AWKWARD FOR ME AND GORDON, BEGS BLAIR. (Stuii_)
• HAPPY TAFF DAFFODIL DRAGON LEEK DAY BORE DA ISNT IT (sam)
• HAPPY TAFF DAFFODIL DRAGON LEEK DAY BORE DA ISNT IT. All saesnegs will be beaten up. (Stuii)
• WOMENS: IF ALLOWED OUT OF THE HOUSE BY YOUR HUSBAND, GIVE WAY TO MEN ON THE PAVEMENT, THEY HAVE IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO (^Stuii^)
• LAMBIE AND DEEV ANGER ANCIENT SPIRITS OF NON-MEET (^Stuii^)
• (C) Copyright 1986 Amstrad Consumer Electronics plc. (^Stuii^)
• © 1982 Sinclair Research Ltd ([Deev])
• **** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE (^Stuii^)
• RISC OS 2048K Supervisor *_ ([Deev])
• | IEA101A SPECIFY SYSTEM PARAMETERS FOR RELEASE 03.8 .VS2 (Quasi)
• ALIEN LIFE FOUND (AWAITING PEER REVIEW) (Quasi)
• SPRINGTIME, FOR HITLER, AND GERMANY! (^Stuii^)
• IN A.D. 2011 THE PROPHESISED RETURN OF MYLES DID OCCUR, AND THERE WERE SEAS OF BOILING LAVA AND SKYS OF FIRE. (^Lambie^)
• JAPAN TSNAMI DEAD: 0 (^Stuii^)
• JAPAN TSNAMI DEAD: 19 (^Stuii^)
• TSUNAMI DEAD: 19 (^Stuii^)
• TSUNAMI DEAD: 32 (^Stuii^)
• TSUNAMI DEAD: 44 (^Stuii^)
• TSUNAMI DEAD: 300 (^Stuii^)
• TSUNAMI DEAD: 500 (^Stuii^)
• TSUNAMI DEAD: 1,000 (Stuii_)
• JAPAN GENERAL DISASTER DEAD: 1,300. (Stuii_)
• ENGLAND 0 PISSED UP SCODS 0 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 0 PISSED UP SCODS 0 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 0 PISSED UP SCODS 3 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 6 PISSED UP SCODS 6 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 9 PISSED UP SCODS 6 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 9 PISSED UP SCODS 9 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 12 PISSED UP SCODS 9 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 19 PISSED UP SCODS 16 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 22 PISSED UP SCODS 16 (Lambie)
• JAPAN GENERAL DISASTER DEAD: 1,597 (^Stuii^)
• JAPAN GENERAL DISASTER DEAD: 1,597. MELTDOWN ALERT. (^Stuii^)
• JAPAN GENERAL DISASTER DEAD: 2,000. MELTDOWN ALERT. (^Stuii^)
• [Owf]i am a ginger northern diesel toyota driving windows luser at heart [Owf] a stereotypical neanderthal in fact (Dan)
• [Owf]i am a ginger northern diesel toyota driviayeng windows luser at heart [Owf] a stereotypical neanderthal in fact (Lambie)
• [Owf]i am a ginger northern diesel toyota driving windows luser at heart [Owf] a stereotypical neanderthal in fact (Lambie)
• JAPAN GENERAL DISASTER DEAD 10,000. 3 NUCLEAR PLANT EXPLOSIONS. VICTORIA BECKHAM EXPECTING A GIRL! (Stuii_)
• JAPAN GENERAL DISASTER DEAD 10,000. 3 NUCLEAR PLANT EXPLOSIONS. #ABER SURVIVES MAVERIX. VICTORIA BECKHAM EXPECTING A GIRL! (Lambie^)
• ITS JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS (Lambie^)
• CHINA LAUNCHES NUCLEAR MISSLE AT JAPAN *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
• JAPAN DEAD 12,OOO (Stuii_)
• HAPPY INTERNATIONAL PRETEND YOURE IRISH DAY (^Stuii^)
• PEARL HARBOR??? whine Americans. HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI??? retorts remainder of world. (O`Stuii)
• Poland: Europes Mexico (sam)
• ENGLAND 0 IGNORANT BOGTROTTING MICKS 0 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 0 IGNORANT BOGTROTTING MICKS 3 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 0 IGNORANT BOGTROTTING MICKS 6 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 0 IGNORANT BOGTROTTING MICKS 9 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 0 IGNORANT BOGTROTTING MICKS 14 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 3 IGNORANT BOGTROTTING MICKS 14 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 3 IGNORANT BOGTROTTING MICKS 17 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 3 IGNORANT BOGTROTTING MICKS 22 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 3 IGNORANT BOGTROTTING MICKS 24 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 8 IGNORANT BOGTROTTING MICKS 24 (Lambie)
• WAR (Quasi)
• KNUT THE POLAR BEAR DEAD (Lambie)
• ITS WAR. (StuiiWAR)
• WE ARE AT WAR WITH EURASIA. WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EURASIA. (Lambie)
• ITS WAR. WAS HAS BROKEN. THIS IS A WAR. (^Stuii^)
• ITS WAR. WAR HAS BROKEN. THIS IS A WAR. (^Stuii^)
• ITS WAR. WAR HAS BROKEN. THIS IS A WAR. GADAFFI STATUS: ALIVE. (Stuii)
• [Lambie] ive already done deev, for 5 days [Lambie] and again at the end of april (QuasiWAR)
• [Euc] Im gay all weekend (Stuii)
• [Euc] Im gay all weekend [Euc] I have lubed 1000 men in one night (Lambie)
• [Euc] Im gay all weekend [Euc] I have lubed 1000 men in one night [Owf] thats nothing, i lubed a million BBC bitches in two hours (Lambie)
• ELIZABETH TAYLOR DEAD (Stuii)
• ELIZABETH TAYLOR DEAD | PORTUGUESE ECONOMY DEAD (Owf)
• WOMEN: The self service checkouts are for CLEVER MEN ONLY. (^Stuii^)
• MY FAMILY DEAD (Stuii)
• [Euc] my intellectual capacity is that of a common Madagascan Ring-Tailed Lemur (Euc)
• [Euc] stuii inundated my ring, persistently [Euc] Quite like it (Lambie)
• [Euc] my intellectual capacity is that of a common Madagascan Ring-Tailed Lemur (Euc)
• ENGLAND 1 HAIRY PALMED SHEEP SHAGGING WARLOCKS 0 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 2 HAIRY PALMED SHEEP SHAGGING WARLOCKS 0 (Lambie)
• BERLUSCONIS CLOONEY WITNESS (Stuii_)
• FUCK OFF (sam)
• FUCK OFF. ALSO, FUCK YOU. (^Stuii^)
• FAILURE APOCALYPSE (Stuii)
• 16 MONTHS FOR YET ANOTHER THIEVY LABOUR POLITICO (^Stuii^)
• ODDBINS DEAD (^Stuii^)
• EDDIE STOBART DEAD (^Stuii^)
• DAILY SPORT AND SUNDAY SPORT DEAD (Owf)
• DAILY SPORT AND SUNDAY SPORT DEAD, TURNED INTO FISH FINGER AND MURDERED BY LORD LUCAN ON THE MOON (^Stuii^)
• DAILY SPORT AND SUNDAY SPORT TITS UP, BUST, KNOCKERED-OUT, ETC. (^Stuii^)
• George Osborne and Danny Alexander - Putting the n into cuts. (Euc)
• OBAMAS 2012 BID (^Stuii^)
• [Euc] How do I do monty? [Euc] I did gag him once [Euc] perhaps I could ram a squirrel up there this time... * Monty prefers weasel (Lambie)
• SCORCHIO (^Stuii^)
• KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON (QuasiWAR)
• SCORCHIO (^Stuii^)
• LUNES SCORCHIO (^Stuii^)
• CHERNOBYL II (^Stuii^)
• United Kingdom Mom Makes $7295/mo at Home (^Stuii^)
• BROWNS BIGOTED WOMAN SET ON CLEGG (Stuii)
• YIDS 0 - 5 SPICS (sam)
• [slightlymad] luckily I have to touch customers (^Stuii^)
• BEALES CORRIE LANDLADY REPRISAL (Stuii_)
• TREVOR BANNISTER DEAD (Stuii_)
• PIETRO FERRERO DEAD (Owf)
• NO MORE COWELL FOR X-FACTA (Stuii_)
• SARAH JANE FROM DR WHO DEAD (^Lambie^)
• LONDON (QuasiWAR)
• LONDON AND THE ROYAL WEDDING. THE ROYAL WEDDING, IN LONDON. ROYAL LONDON. (^Stuii^)
• DAYS WITHOUT ROYAL WEDDING: 4,262 (^Stuii^)
• DAYS WITHOUT ROYAL WEDDING: 4,263 (Stuii_)
• EVERYONE IN THE MIDDLE EAST DEAD. ROYAL WEDDING. (Stuii_)
• EVERYONE IN THE MIDDLE EAST DEAD. ROYAL WEDDING. ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES DEAD. (Stuii_)
• ROYAL WEDDING. (Stuii_)
• DAYS WITHOUT ROYAL WEDDING: 4,267. (^Stuii^)
• DAYS WITHOUT ROYAL WEDDING: 4,268. (^Stuii^)
• [Deev] i now have a semi [Deev] Im up for a session (^Stuii^)
• [Deev] i now have a semi [Deev] Im up for a session [Lambie] ooh can i stroke those lovely nads (Dan)
• [Deev] i now have a semi [Deev] Im up for a session [Lambie] ooh can i stroke those lovely nads [Owf] I only do men (Stuii_)
• [Deev] i now have a semi [Deev] Im up for a session [Lambie] ooh can i stroke those lovely nads [Owf] I only do men [Owf] I think only underpants (Stuii_)
• [Deev] i now have a semi [Deev] Im up for a session [Lambie] ooh can i stroke those lovely nads [Owf] I only do men [Owf] I think only underpants [KingStuii-I] this talk of owf is turning me hetero, come here slightlymad you tease (Dan)
• ROYAL WEDDING ROYAL WEDDING ROYAL WEDDING ROYAL WEDDING ROYAL WEDDING ROYAL WEDDING ROYAL WEDDING ROYAL WEDDING ROYAL WEDDING ROYAL WEDDING ROYAL WEDDING ROYAL WEDDING ROYAL WEDDING ROYAL WEDDING ROYAL WEDDING ROYAL WEDDING ROYAL WEDDING ROYAL WEDDING ROYAL WEDDING ROYAL WEDDING ROYAL WEDDING ROYAL WEDDING (Stuii)
• DAYS WITHOUT ROYAL WEDDING: 0 (Stuii)
• JESUS HAD TWO DADS AND HE TURNED OUT JUST FINE (sam)
• OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD (Stuii_)
• BINS TAKEN OUT ON BANK HOLIDAY TRUESHOCKER (sam)
• SELLAFIELD TERRORISM ALERT (Stuii_)
• TALK ABBOTABAD PLACE TO HIDE (sam)
• TALK ABBOTABAD PLAICE TO HIDE (sam)
• BRITAIN VOTES NO TO AV (sam)
• LIBerally DEMolished (sam)
• FUCK THAT RIGHT IN THE EAR, SAYS BRITAIN, ON ALTERNATIVE VOTE (Stuii_)
• SEVE BALLESTEROS DEAD (Stuii_)
• ABER DEMANDS YOUR NINE GRAND (Stuii)
• FERGIES HEARTBREAK OVER ROYAL WEDDING SNUB (Stuii)
• I BOUGHT MADDIE A NEW DRESS, THATS WHY SHE WAS ABDUCTED, INSISTS KATE MCCANNS. (Stuii)
• UK WOMAN IN TENERIFE BEHEADING HORROR (^Stuii^)
• WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE [YES] [OK (^Stuii^)
• WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE [YES] [OK] (^Stuii^)
• DOUZE POINTS (Stuii_)
• BULGARIAN MURDERER: I WENT IN FOR SOME HEAD AND SHOULDERS (sam)
• [sam] I want to be fucked up the arse again (adam)
• [sam] I want to be fucked up the arse again * adam finds a six incher about does the job * adam has a chum who declares it to be sub of the day (^Stuii^)
• [sam] I want to be fucked up the arse again * adam finds a six incher about does the job * adam declares sam to be sub of the day (^Stuii^)
• SCORCHIO (^Stuii^)
• RAPIST STRAUS-KAHN ACCUSED OF BEING A BANKER (sam)
• 16 MONTHS FOR THEIVY MORTGAGE MORLEY (Stuii_)
• RANDY MACHO MAN SAVAGE DEAD (sam)
• GIGGS TO START IN SAVING RYANS PRIVACY (sam)
• NO CHANGE IN POINTS DENIAL POSITION, INSISTS TROUSERS (Stuii)
• NO CHANGE IN POINTS DENIAL POSITION, INSISTS TROUSERS. I INSIST THAT YOU ALL ERASE YOUR MEMORIES FROM THE PAST 72 HOURS, INSISTS ADULTEROUS RYAN GIGGS (^Stuii^)
• NO CHANGE IN POINTS DENIAL POSITION, INSISTS TROUSERS. I INSIST THAT YOU ALL ERASE YOUR MEMORIES FROM THE PAST 72 HOURS, DEMANDS ADULTEROUS RYAN GIGGS, BUT USING FOOTBALLER WORDS (^Stuii^)
• RYAN GIGGS IN COCK AND BALL TORTURE SCANDAL. This topic will be removed on payment of £50,000. (^Stuii^)
• HIGH COURT JUDGE PRESERVES RYAN GIGGSS ANONIMITY BY UPHOLDING SUPERINJUNCTION (^Stuii^)
• GIGGS 0 PUBLIC 1 (^Stuii^)
• GIGGS 0 PUBLIC 1 - http://twitpic.com/51k8cx (^Stuii^)
• DEEV REMOVES OWN RIB IN PRINCE-INSPIRED BLOWJOB ACCIDENT (sam)
• DEEV REMOVES OWN RIB IN PRINCE-INSPIRED BLOWJOB ACCIDENT *TRUESHOCKER* (sam)
• Deev I managed to take sam up the arse last week Deev It just slid right in, no fucking about (Owf)
• Deev I managed to take sam up the arse last week Deev It just slid right in, no fucking about Deev I was off my fucking face (^Stuii^)
• Deev I managed to take sam up the arse last week Deev It just slid right in, no fucking about Deev he could barely even stand up after Deev I was off my fucking face (^Stuii^)
• OVERPAID CHEATING WANKERS 3:1 OVERPAID CHEATING PUSSIES (sam)
• BANK HOLIDAY OVER. RETURN TO WORK FOR ANOTHER 3 MONTHS. (^Stuii^)
• BANK HOLIDAY OVER. RETURN TO WORK FOR ANOTHER 3 MONTHS. (^Stuii^)
• FRESH TWITTER SUPERINUNCTION FARCE: http://twitter.com/#!/legal_AIDS (^Stuii^)
• SCORCHIO (Stuii__)
• FUCK MONDAY (^Stuii^)
• FUCK TUESDAY (^Stuii^)
• Use rfc2549 networking! Its Super! And its Awesome, too! (when it works, that is) (Dan)
• FUCK TUESDAY (Dan)
• FUCK WEDNESDAY (sam)
• ZIPPY DEAD ([Deev])
• ZIPPY DEAD. BUNGLE STILL CREEPY. (^Stuii^)
• ZIPPY DEAD. BUNGLE STILL CREEPY. GEORGE AT ASDA (sam)
• ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS E (^Stuii^)
• SATURDAY FAIL (Stuii_)
• FUCK MONDAY (^Stuii^)
• FUCK TUESDAY (sam)
• [slightlyman] i date spics (sam)
• [Stuii] my ballbag is stuck to shineys leg [sam] I dont want your hairy ballbag in my mouth. [owf]my knobs bigger (Monty)
• [Stuii] my ballbag is stuck to shinys leg [sam] I dont want your hairy ballbag in my mouth. [owf] my knobs bigger [Blu] its longer than his (Stuii)
• [Stuii] my ballbag is stuck to shinys leg [sam] I dont want your hairy ballbag in my mouth. [owf] my knobs bigger [Blu] its longer than his [@Saarlax] i am homo too (sam)
• The previous topic simply wasnt good enough. Must do better. See me. (Stuii)
• BRIAN HAW DEAD (Lambie)
• [Owf] black is best in my opinion [Owf] I like anal (^Stuii^)
• [Owf] black is best in my opinion [Owf] I like anal [sam] I have daily anal now [sam] and a black leather strapon (^Stuii^)
• HABITAT DEAD (^Stuii^)
• COLUMBO DEAD (Stuii_)
• SCORCHIO (Stuii)
• GRANDES SCORCHIO (^Stuii^)
• CHEQUE GUARANTEE CARDS DEAD ([Deev])
• [Owf] I gather porn on the internet (^Stuii^)
• NEWS OF THE WORLD DEAD (^Stuii^)
• ONLY 169 SHOPPING DAYS LEFT UNTIL CHRISTMAS (Owf)
• [feekdroid] lambie you fucking cunt [feekdroid] respond -!- Lambdroid [yaaic@92.40.253.178.threembb.co.uk] has quit [Ping timeout] (QuasiWAR)
• BETTY FORD DEAD (Stuii_)
• NEWS OF THE WORLD REALLY DEAD (Stuii__)
• MILLIONAIRES WIN RACE (sam)
• QUASIS SOCIAL NETWORKING WEBSITE BETRAYAL (^Stuii^)
• MURDOCHS BSKYB DREAMS DEAD (^Stuii^)
• BEGIN AGAIN WITH THE CRUSHING (^Stuii^)
• $NAME MAY HAVE BEEN HACKED (^Stuii^)
• PHONE OF $NAME MAY HAVE BEEN HACKED (^Stuii^)
• MADWOLFS HAMPSHIRE HERITAGE EMBARASSMENT (Stuii)
• NO MP HEARING FOR CRIM SIDESHOW BOB (Stuii)
• SIDESHOW BOB BRINGS DOWN METS SIR PAUL (Stuii)
• SIDESHOW BOB BRINGS DOWN MET (^Stuii^)
• BORDERS DEAD (^Stuii^)
• [Owf] a Verso is my only wish [sam] maybe one of those 7 seat prius things [Owf] you can join dans toyota club [sam] im boring as fuck these days you see (Dan)
• TEMPLATE. RESPONSE. (^Stuii^)
• SPACE SHUTTLE DEAD (^Stuii^)
• FOR THE LOVE OF ZEUS PLEASE DONT EVER STOP LIKING OLIVES, beg Griks, to world (Stuii_)
• [sam] oooooook [Owf] oooooook (^Stuii^)
• [sam] oooooook [Owf] oooooook [Owf] ooooooooook (^Stuii^)
• UP TO 2 MILLION DEAD IN NORWAY TERROR HORROR (^Stuii^)
• AMY WINEHOUSE DEAD (Stuii_)
• WINO LATEST: STILL DEAD (^Stuii^)
• WINEHOUSE: THE POSTMORTEM NOBODY NEEDS (Stuii)
• ONLY 365 LONDON SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL THE LONDON OLYMPICS!!!!11 (Stuii_)
• SCORCHIO. (Stuii)
• THIEVY LABOUR DEVINE RELEASED AFTER FRACTION OF SENTENCE TO JOIN THIEVY LABOUR MATES (Stuii_)
• Server migration this evening. If you get disconnected, wait five minutes and try again. If it still doesnt work, WAIT FUCKING LONGER. (Stuii__)
• This has always been the server. There has only ever been one server. KNEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW 64 BIT MASTER. Your master has always had 64 bits. (Stuii)
• POLICE ACADEMY HIGHTOWER DEAD (Owf)
• POLICE ACADEMY HIGHTOWER DEAD. PIERSYS CNN DREAM SOON TO BE MORE DEAD THAN DIANA. (^Stuii^)
• BLACK FRIDAY NO MONEY LEFT ALL FUCKED (sam)
• SOME OF THE EUROZONE COUNTRIES ARE ON THE PITCH (^Stuii^)
• CREDIT CRUNCH 2 : ALL FUCKED (sam)
• I PREDICT A RIOT (Stuii)
• LONDON LOOTERS TRY ON CLOTHES BEFORE STEALING THEN (^Stuii^)
• LONDON LOOTERS TRY ON CLOTHES BEFORE STEALING THEM (^Stuii^)
• NOBODY EXCEPT ME SHOULD BE ON HOLIDAY, IMPLIES ED BALLS (^Stuii^)
• LONDONS BURNING (sam)
• NATIONWIDE TACTICAL ALERT (Stuii)
• BURNINGHAM (sam)
• MOST PEOPLE INVOLVED IN RIOTS WERE BLACK, STUDIES REVEAL (^Stuii^)
• JEWELLERY QUARTER-WIDE TACTICAL ALERT (^Stuii^)
• ITS WAR (sam)
• FLASHMOB CRIME, A NEW INVENTION FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU TROUSERS HALFWAY AROUND YOUR KNEES AS A FASHION STATEMENT (Quasi)
• TURNED TO SHIT SO FAR: BIRMINGHAM, MANCHESTER. (StuiiWAR)
• MUSLAMIC RAYGUNS (sam)
• MORE BLACKS CHARGED IN RELATION TO RIOTS^WVIOLENT DISORDERS (Stuii)
• SPOOKS DEAD (Stuii_)
• @stuartford IN SORDID UNDERPANTS ESCAPADE WITH @jowellt *SHOCKER* (Lambie)
• TEMPLATE. RESPONSE. (^Stuii^)
• UP TO 1,000,000 DEAD IN JERSEY STABBING MASACRE (Stuii_)
• WHO IS OWFS HALF BROTHER? BET NOW. (^Stuii^)
• FATTY LEWIS DEAD (sam)
• ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING? (^Stuii^)
• S+P DOWNGRADES A LEVELS TO B+ LEVELS (sam)
• MANDYS MULTIMILLION MANSION (Stuii)
• WHERES MUAMMAR? (^Stuii^)
• 1,000 LARGE FOR COLONEL G (^Stuii^)
• STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON A CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER CALLED ICE CUBE (sam)
• ANGRY GOD FOLLOWS EARTHQUAKE WITH HURRICANE WRATH ON US EAST COAST (Stuii_)
• YEAH, HAVE THAT, SAYS OSAMA, WITH IRENE (Stuii)
• DONT INTERRUPT, BERTIE (Stuii_)
• OH JUST FUCK OFF (sam)
• 9/11 FORTNIGHT. NEVER FORGET, OR YOULL BE A FREEDOM-HATING TERRORIST. (Stuii)
• $FOOD MAY [NOT [BE HEALTHY/CAUSE CANCER] - EXPERTS (Stuii)
• $FOOD MAY [NOT] [BE HEALTHY/CAUSE CANCER] - EXPERTS (Stuii)
• 60W LIGHTBULBS DEAD (^Stuii^)
• MAD MUAMMARS WAR OF BEES (^Stuii^)
• MIDDLE CLASS IS MAGICAL, YEAH (Quasi)
• MAD BROWNS BRTUAL REGIME, REVEALS DARLING (Stuii)
• ENGERLAND 0 SHEEP SHAGGING BOYOS 0 (Lambie)
• ENGERLAND 1 SHEEP SHAGGING BOYOS 0 (Lambie)
• SAAB ALMOST DEAD (Owf)
• GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY (^Stuii^)
• AMERICA REBRANDS 9/11 AS 11/9 ON ORDERS FROM CHINA (Stuii)
• REMEMBER REMEMBER THE 9TH OF NOVEMBER (Stuii)
• WAILING AND RENDING OF CLOTH OVER, RETURN TO WORK (Stuii)
• MANDATORY OUTPOURING OF GRIEF COMPLETE, RETURN TO WORK, CHINA SAYS SO (^Stuii^)
• CATASTROPHE NUCLEAIRE (^Stuii^)
• 102 DAYS TO FUCKING CHRISTMAS (sam)
• MONTYS WANKING WITH WOTSITS SHAME (^Stuii^)
• FOOTBALL TEAM 1 1 FOOTBALL TEAM (sam)
• MINERS DEAD: 0 (Stuii)
• MINERS DEAD: 1 (^Stuii^)
• KINNOCKS DAUGHTER* PRIME MINISTER**. * in-law ** of Denmark (^Stuii^)
• GREAT NORTH RUN WON BY BLACKS UNSHOCKER (Stuii)
• GYPPOS EVICTED: 0, DEAD: 0, CRITICALLY INJURED IN UNFORTUNATE ENCOUNTER WITH BULLDOZER: 0 (^Stuii^)
• INJUNCTION REPRIEVE FOR GYPPO SCUM (Dan)
• GREEK DEFAULT DAY (Owf)
• GREEK DEFAULT DAY. BUY OLIVES AND GOATS NOW. PLEASE. (^Stuii^)
• MCCOWANS HIGHLAND TOFFEE DEAD (Owf)
• R.E.M. DEAD (^Stuii^)
• [sam] well i like fucking fat balding middle aged men Deev Im always having to fuck stuii (Owf)
• [Lambdroid] I am being forced to drink chickens, it will not end well [FULL NLA] (Stuii)
• [Quasi] i come overwhelmingly [Quasi] you wiull all drown [Stuii] ah [Stuii] oo [Quasi] i smash it [Stuii] ram it [Quasi] i cometh (sam)
• [Quasi] i come overwhelmingly [Quasi] you will all drown [Stuii] ah [Stuii] oo [Quasi] i smash it [Stuii] ram it [Quasi] i cometh (sam)
• DAVID CROFT DEAD (Owf)
• FUCK [MON-FRI]DAY (StuiiWAR)
• [Quasi] it is so hot in here my massive boner has leaked (Stuii)
• [Quasi] it is so hot in here my massive boner has leaked [Quasi] that was my only joy on returning from work (Stuii)
• [Quasi] it is so hot in here my massive boner has leaked * Quasi eats the remains [Quasi] that was my only joy on returning from work (Stuii)
• NO MORE BIRD FOR FOXY KNOXY (^Stuii^)
• BERLUSCONIS CREDIT HEADACHE (xStuii)
• BERLUSCONI APPROVED FOR CAPITAL ONE GOLD CARD 29.9% APR (sam)
• BERLUSCONI APPROVED FOR CAPITAL ONE GOLD CARD 29.9% APR SAVE 1% APR BY PAYING BY DIRECT DEBIT (xStuii)
• STEVE JOBS DEAD (Owf)
• STEVE AND BBC JOBS DEAD (Stuii)
• ENGLAND 0 NO FRENCH 11 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 0 NO FRENCH 16 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 7 NO FRENCH 16 (Lambie)
• ENGLAND 7 NO FRENCH 19 (Lambie)
• NO SPORTING EVENT TOOK PLACE TODAY (Lambie)
• [Pyro] butthurt (^Stuii^)
• [sam] 44mm is positively small fry compared to some of the monsters ive seen [Owf] 44mm is hyooge [sam] its too big (Stuii)
• [sam] 44mm is positively small fry compared to some of the monsters ive seen [Owf] 44mm is hyooge [sam] its too big * Owf spends 540 quid on rubber (StuiiWAR)
• DENNIS RITCHIE exit(0); (Quasi)
• LIAM FOX POLITICALLY DEAD (Owf)
• LETWIN PROMISES TO STOP DUMPING THE LIB DEMS SUGGESTION BOX IN THE BIN (Stuii)
• SHEEP SHAGGERS 3 NO FRENCH 3 (Owf)
• SHEEP SHAGGERS 3 NO FRENCH 6 (Owf)
• SHEEP SHAGGERS 3 NO FRENCH 9 (Owf)
• SHEEP SHAGGERS 8 NO FRENCH 9 (Owf)
• BETTY DRIVER DEAD (Stuii)
• CAR DRIVER DEAD (xStuii)
• ARCTIC GRIP (^Stuii^)
• UB40 BUST (^Stuii^)
• GADAFFI CAPTURED (Owf)
• GADDAFI DEAD (Owf)
• GADDAFI CAPTURED (^Stuii^)
• GADDAFI FOUND WORKING IN FIRST LINE SUPPORT AT TALKTALK (Owf)
• MAD MUAMMAR GADDAFI DEAD (^Stuii^)
• FEEK ARRIVAL T-20 HOURS (Lambie_)
• FEEK ARRIVAL T-20 HOURS. FEEK CANCELLATION SMS T-22 HOURS. (Stuii)
• FEEK ARRIVAL T-6 HOURS. ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE T-7 HOURS. (Lambdroid)
• FEEK ARRIVAL T-2 HOURS. ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE T-3 HOURS. (Lambie)
• FEEK ARRIVAL T-1 HOURS. ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE T-2 HOURS. (Lambie)
• FRANCE SURRENDERS TO KIWIS (^Stuii^)
• * Owf returns from an exhausting evening in a gay sauna (xStuii)
• * Owf returns from an exhausting poo play evening in the gay sauna (xStuii)
• SAVILE DEAD ([Deev])
• SAVILE DEAD. OH GOD LET CHEGWIN BE NEXT, BEGS BRITAIN (^Stuii^)
• PARENTS: IT IS SAFE JUST FOR TONIGHT TO ALLOW YOUR CHILDREN TO BANG ON STRANGERS DOORS. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG WITH THAT? (Stuii)
• [feekdroid] and I have utterly no faith in ky replacements (NLA/NLR) ([Deev])
• * Dan pulled stuii this morning [Dan] I so gave him my arse (Owf)
• ON THIS DAY 18 YEARS AGO STUART FORD WAS 18 YEARS OLD AND HAD HAIR (Lambie)
• VEHICLES: 27. INJURED: 35. DEAD: SEVERAL (xStuii)
• VEHICLES: 27. INJURED: 43. DEAD: 10, IN M5 FIREWORKS PILEUP HORROR (xStuii)
• VEHICLES: 34. INJURED: 51. DEAD: 7, IN POSSIBLY FIREWORKS-RELATED M5 PILEUP HORROR (^Stuii^)
• JACKO DOC DUNNIT (^Stuii^)
• BERLUSCONI DEAD (Lambie_)
• SLEAZY SILVIO BUNGAS IN HIS NOTICE (^Stuii^)
• http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/11/10/were_all_doomed/ (Quasi)
• EN-GER-LAND 1 DIRTY SPICS 0 (Owf)
• DEEVS 36 YEARS OF SHAME (^Stuii^)
• ABER IN NEED. GIVE GENEROUSLY. All donations subject to 100% handling fee. (^Stuii^)
• #ABER IN NEED. GIVE GENEROUSLY. All donations subject to 100% handling fee. (^Stuii^)
• MOVE ALONG NOTHING TO SEE HERE (sam)
• GARY SPEED DEAD (Stuii)
• CHRISTMAS IS COMING THE GOOSE IS GETTING FAT (sam)
• KEN RUSSELL DEAD (Owf)
• KEN RUSSELL DEAD. MAYBACH DEAD. (Owf)
• Toyota unveil car even uglier than Avensis (Dan)
• IN 2011 NUCLEAR WAR WITH IRAN WAS BEGINNING (^Stuii^)
• OFFICIAL NALGO PICKET (Owf)
• JESUS (Stuii)
• THERE WAS NO OUTAGE. IT WENT ON STRIKE. (Stuii)
• SNOW CHAOS GRIPS BRITAIN (sam)
• SAMS SEXY TIME BUSINESS REVEALED (Lambie)
• MULCAIRE NICKED (Stuii)
• SHINY IN TABLOID FILTH SCANDAL (Quasi)
• DAVCAM DIT NON A LEUROPE (Stuii)
• 366 DAYS UNTIL 2012 APOCALYPSE (^Stuii^)
• Red sky at night, wind turbine alight. (Dan)
• CERN BOFFINS FIND GOD (Stuii)
• SUBO PREGNANT *BOGGLE* (^Stuii^)
• LABOUR HOLD THIEVY EXPENSES MP SAFE SEAT *UNSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
• TOTALLY UNEXPECTED SNOW CHAOS GRIPS BRITAIN (AGAIN) (sam)
• UP TO 93,260,798 DEAD IN PHILIPPINES STORM CATASTROPHE (^Stuii^)
• KIM JONG IL DEAD (Owf)
• KIM JONG IL DEAD, ALL HAIL BRILLIANT COMRADE (UNLESS HIS UNCLE-IN-LAW STAGES A COUP ATTEMPT, WHICH IS LIKELY) (QuasiJongIl)
• THATS RACIST, JOHN TERRY TOLD (^Stuii^)
• CBEEBIES YAY CBEEBIES YAY CBEEBIES YAY (QuasiJongIl)
• UP TO 367,700 DEAD IN CHRISTCHURCH NEW ZEALAND EARTHQUAKE HORROR (^Stuii^)
• LAST CHRISTMAS EVER] (^Stuii^)
• LAST CHRISTMAS EVER (^Stuii^)
• PHIL THE GREEK NEARLY DEAD (HoHoDeev)
• PHIL THE GREEK NEARLY DEAD | WORLD PREPARES FOR FINAL CHRISTMAS EVE HORROR (Scroogii)
• QUEEN VISITS PHIL IN HOSPITAL, CANT FIND ANYWHERE TO PARK, INCURS ?30 FINE FOR PARKING ON GRASS VERGE (Scroogii)
• MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YOU CUNTS (sam)
• QUEENS MISERY AS HOSPITAL BRANCH OF WH SMITH CLOSED FOR CHRISTMAS (xStuii)
• KWANZAA (Quasi)
• SAARLAX MERGES WOODSTA AND SHINY IN HORRIFIC EXPERIMENT - LAMBIE NEXT, SOURCES SUGGEST (Quasi)
• MANDATORY CHRISTMAS CHEER OVER. RETURN TO MANDATORY SHOPPING BEFORE MANDATORY NEW YEAR CAPERS. (Scroogii)
• ONLY 4 MORE SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL BACK TO WORK! REMEMBER REDUCED SHOPPING SECONDS ON SUNDAY JAN 1ST! BUY NOW! (xStuii)
• MANDATORY NEW YEAR CELEBRATIONS (^Stuii^)
• ON NOW: MANDATORY NEW YEAR FUN. ON NEXT, AND UNTIL JULY: MANDATORY OLYMPICS FUN. (^Stuii^)

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Saarlax 13:33, 2 January 2012 (UTC)