Yay, The Two Minute
From Aber
Daily telescreen specials in which various elements of crimethink (Real Life) are packaged into a parade of wonderful stories and interesting observations, at which the viewers are expected to yay, wuffle, blub, and release all brainless fluffy emotions upon. Failure to observe the Two Minute Yay may result in channel members being remanded to miniluv, for processing though Room 101, where they will endure the most psychologically destructive torment (in the case of most offenders, being forced to leave Aber) until they no longer have the ability to resist.
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Originally written by Quasimodo.
Auto import 14:41, 19 October 2009 (UTC)
